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Your Data and Cyber Business After You're Gone

Reader Mountain Splash writes "The New York Times has a decent thought-inspiring article questioning what happens to our stored data and who owns the rights to it after we die. I have to admit that, while this dilemma had already crossed my mind many months ago, I've been rather slow to do something about handling it. While considering the same, though, what I did do was start a very detailed list of my many various emailboxes, IM monikers, cyber buddies, and yes, passwords (complete with encrypted hints to be stored separately). I have also already approached my roomie and my sister about following up with that list for me as a last wish if and when the inevitable should occur. Just wondering if everyone else has done the same or similar... Anyone gone so far as to have already filed their information along with their will with their family lawyer?"

290 comments

  1. well.. by mastergoon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't really care enough about what happens to my e-mail after I die to bother with all that crap. I don't really think anybody really is going to need my encrypted data after I died, or they would have had a key while I was alive.

    1. Re:well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really think anybody really is going to need my encrypted data after I died, or they would have had a key while I was alive.

      You should do what I do, and leave a copy of your encryption key under your mousepad. Never know when it'll come in handy!

    2. Re:well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's a dupe as well. i read it already in the duped discussion.

    3. Re:well.. by Greedo · · Score: 1

      Imagine you keep all your home banking records encrypted on your computer. And say that you do all the online banking in the family (your spouse isn't great with computers).

      Then you die.

      All that info is now unavailable to anyone.

      --
      Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
    4. Re:well.. by Fuzion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't the bank records and statements still be available at the bank? I'd image that this could be handled just like any other bank account where the bank will transfer the funds according to the will or the appropriate laws.

      --
      "Knowledge makes us accountable." - Che Guevara
  2. Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yeah, I think so. 599 comments on the subject. Let's just all refer to that, shall we?

    1. Re:Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beat me to it! nice dupe, slashdot editors.

    2. Re:Dupe? by JoeBar · · Score: 1

      I think the rugby team guy above just copy/pasted that post from the dupe story a few weeks ago. Deja vu..

    3. Re:Dupe? by JGski · · Score: 2, Funny
      Most obvious and likely scenario: the NYT writer saw the /. discussion and "plagarized" it to meet his/her deadline.

      :-p

    4. Re:Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what, you don't have a safety switch on your computer that if you don't throw it, it will email everyone saying that you're dead, open an offshore account for FTP uploads, store all your pr0n there, then delete it from your computer? i thought everyone had one of these!?!?

  3. Also seen by L-s-L69 · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Also seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it's been published on june 3rd!

    2. Re:Also seen by dustinbarbour · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Christ.. Another double-post?

  4. Dupey! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 0, Redundant
    1. Re:Dupey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Troll? Wow, someone doesn't know how to moderate.

  5. Gloomy by not_a_product_id · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have also already approached my roomie and my sister about following up with that list for me as a last wish Rather gloomy but it did get me thinking about all the friends I only communicate with via email. If I look the wrong way crossing the road I'll just vanish from their sight.

    --

    ---
    We spoke for about a half an hour. I don't recall a thing we said. - Colorblind James Experience

    1. Re:Gloomy by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I look the wrong way crossing the road I'll just vanish from their sight.

      You only look ONE way when crossing the road?

      --
      "This is Zombo Com, and welcome to you who have come to Zombo Com" - www.zombo.com
    2. Re:Gloomy by KDan · · Score: 1

      Stop with the morbid thoughts god damn it! Enjoy life while it lasts, it's too short to be worrying about what's going to happen to your email addresses when you die! When you die, you won't give a shit. Simple. Live with that fact (applied liberally to many other areas of life) and you'll live a longer, less worrisome life! :-D

      Daniel

      --
      Carpe Diem
    3. Re:Gloomy by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think he means that nobody will tell his email buddy that he's dead.

    4. Re:Gloomy by bigman2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh no- all of the people on my Xbox Live friends list will have to do without me. Maybe I should wear a heart-beat monitor for realsies so my Rainbow Six 3 clan knows when I kick the bucket.

      "Dude...Noodle must just be taking a crap, he's been AFK for 3 rounds"

      "No man, I just checked. He is REALLY dead. Too bad he's hosting this server, otherwise I'd just kick him right now."

      "Hey- call his wife, and have her change this to a dedicated server...we could use this forever!"

      --
      No reason to lie.
    5. Re:Gloomy by Animaether · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...

      I hereby patent a mechanism for informing people through electronic network means of a common acquaintance's state of deceasedness.

      I'll call it... www.e-obit.com

      Aw bloody. Taken :/

    6. Re:Gloomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kinda like these people

    7. Re:Gloomy by GreyyGuy · · Score: 1

      Maybe all the streets around him are one way?

    8. Re:Gloomy by heathcaldwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "A good programmer looks both ways before crossing a one way street." -- I forget who said this.

      - Heath Caldwell

    9. Re:Gloomy by Eagle5596 · · Score: 1

      Well Microsoft has patented double looking, so doing otherwise would be a violation!

    10. Re:Gloomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is impossible to look both ways at the same time, therefore "the wrong way".

    11. Re:Gloomy by TrueBuckeye · · Score: 1

      You won't care, but those around you will. Do you care about making your transition to the world of dirt as pain-free for your family? That is what a will is about. It isn't about you making sure your stuff is taken care of, it is taking as many decisions as possible out of the hands of those who will be hurting the most. What if your financial data is kept on your computer? What if you have a business run from a website? If there are no provisions in place for giving access to these things in the event of your untimely visit to Deadville, then there may be serious problems for those left behind.

      --
      Was that night on the marge of Lake LaBarge I cremated Sam McGee...
    12. Re:Gloomy by MrPoopyPants · · Score: 1

      I would need both hands to count the number of times I have seen a car going the wrong way on a one-way street.

      I have also seen cars driving or passing on the shoulder/sidewalk, running red lights, driving backwards, trying to drive BETWEEN two cars (on a two-lane), signaling but not turning, etc... Left turners are the worst. They don't seem to think that they have to look to the left as long as the oncoming lane is clear.

      In summary, ALWAYS look both ways and keep looking as you cross.

    13. Re:Gloomy by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant the wrong way first. An American will look to the left first, and sometimes begin stepping off the curb before looking right. This can be deadly in, say, England, where people drive on the left side of the road.

      --
      Proverbs 21:19
    14. Re:Gloomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're kidding, but I've played a few games (like the Aardwolf MUD) where we've had relatives log onto someone's account to inform us that they've died :(

    15. Re:Gloomy by MonkeyBlue · · Score: 1

      I've uninstalled it now that my position is more secure, but at one time I had Dead Man's Switch on my computer to erase all my personal files from my work computer should I suddenly move (or be moved) to greener pastures. It can also be set to send pre-stored emails.

    16. Re:Gloomy by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      s/left/wrong/

      kthx

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
  6. Err... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it simpler to just not die?

    1. Re:Err... by Adriax · · Score: 1

      That's how I'm doing it. So far so good!

      --
      I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
    2. Re:Err... by Lispy · · Score: 1

      It's even simpler to just die.

  7. A bit off topic by mkro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not really related to stored data and passwords, but a friend of mine has a deal with his sister, that if he unexpectedly dies, she will clean all porn out of his apartment and get rid of it so the rest of the family will never know.

    --
    I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him.
    1. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have a friend with a sister who's OK with porn? Got any contact info for her you'd be willing to share?

    2. Re:A bit off topic by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      You mean that, even in this day and age, there is still a negative stigma attached to the desire to look at naked people? Weird.

    3. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can give you a general description: She female, between 3 and 7 feet tall, with hair and eyes. Oh yeah, she also won't have anything to do with you, because you are needy and pathetic.

    4. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > You mean that, even in this day and age, there is still a negative stigma attached to the desire to look at naked people? Weird.

      You mean that, even in this day and age, there is still a negative stigma attached to the desire to look at naked people having bondage sex with animals ? Weird.

    5. Re:A bit off topic by nharmon · · Score: 1

      Wow, I think I married your friend's sister.

    6. Re:A bit off topic by genesplicer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have the same arrangement with an old roommate of mine - we both keep our pr0n in a specific directory of the same name and location. In the unfortunate event that one of us passes away, the other is to delete that directory before family members get ahold of the computer (or, more likely, make a backup copy for themselves, then delete :) ) ...

      --
      Me? Debunk an American myth? And take my life in my hands?
    7. Re:A bit off topic by Afty0r · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Not really related to stored data and passwords, but a friend of mine has a deal with his sister, that if he unexpectedly dies, she will clean all porn out of his apartment and get rid of it so the rest of the family will never know.

      I notice this is moderated funny, but this is actually BANG ON. My housemate died suddenly earlier this year, and his family came for all his things a while later... in the meantime I cleaned all the porn off his desktop and laptop (had to break in as he was running passworded Windows XP) as I knew he had some.... alternative.... tastes that his very Catholic family would not like.
      I completely forgot about the approx. 20 CDs that were in his CD wallets alongside loads of feature films - and the family got them.
      Luckily the stuff on CDs was really the tamer kind of thing... only a little anecdote, but goes to show how close to the bone the parent comment is.
    8. Re:A bit off topic by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm told this is customary in the military. If someone is killed, his army buddy or CO will clear out the pics with thai prostitutes and other offending items from their personal effects so their memory won't be tarnished.

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    9. Re:A bit off topic by Greedo · · Score: 1

      ... close to the bone ...

      (snicker)

      --
      Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
    10. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More interesting is helping a friend's wife fix her laptop and seeing her downloads folder full of lesbian pr0n.

      Then you wonder if you should watch it all until she gets back, watch it with her, or ask your friend whether he knows or not.

      Being a nice friend, I made copies and said nothing of course.

    11. Re:A bit off topic by casuist99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw a program for just this purpose posted on slashdot a while back. It was called Dead Man's Switch if I recall. If you use it or some similar piece of software you'd be pretty protected.
      Basically, it will encrypt (and I think delete if you want) any files on your computer that you don't want to exist after your death. It's a timer you re-set every week or so. Seems like a good idea - not just for people who don't want porn to stay on their computer, but also if you had anything sensitive on your computer. I've tried it and it seems to work pretty well.

    12. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called a "porn buddy". It's from the Brittish show coupling...

    13. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I had to go into hospital for a fairly routine operation, but just to be on the safe side I made a script that would delete the folder with all my pr0n in it (I also left a list of passwords and accounts on paper for my girlfriend).

      Fortunately, it wasn't required, but she just had to double-click one file to clear my history - and I trusted her to do that.

      When I came out unscathed I immediately deleted said script, of course! But it's easy to do, just leave a note saying YOU MUST RUN THIS FILE and hope for the best.

      In any case, you'll be dead, so who cares?

    14. Re:A bit off topic by arekq · · Score: 3, Funny
      I've tried it and it seems to work pretty well.
      You mean... you died? :-)
    15. Re:A bit off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol. you are my hero.

  8. Use Attorney for business (and personal financial) by surfinbox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For business related death I have prepared extensive documentation on servers, passwords, accounts, banking relationships, etc. and have filed that in my bank lock-box. I have informed my attorney whom I wish to have handle those affairs in my absence (a trusted friend/partner). The attorney has that on record in my will. The asset disposal itself is a normal course of handling the estate, but telling Amazon, PayPal, Authorize.net, and others who have my finanicals to shut off my account is no small effort. Finding the trusted friend is not trivial either.

  9. All my important Data by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    is stored on a 40GB CF card, which stays around my neck, when I am creamated - it goes with me. All of the backups are on offbrand DVD-R's so they will be unreadable after 6 months anyway

    1. Re:All my important Data by MacBorg · · Score: 1

      Huh? I thought CF cards only went to 4GB... are you a time traveler?

    2. Re:All my important Data by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Huh? I thought CF cards only went to 4GB... are you a time traveler?

      Hes not really dead *crazy hand waving*

      Yes...it did seem funny when I typed it.

      --
      [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    3. Re:All my important Data by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

      I have you beat. I have a device in me that is powered by my body's energy. When I die, so does my information.

      --
      TodayTM BillyJoelTM GoogleTMd for StitchTMes due to WindowsTM while RollerbladeTMing with an AppleTM and a PopsicleTM
    4. Re:All my important Data by PsychoKiller · · Score: 2, Funny

      is stored on a 40GB CF card, which stays around my neck, when I am creamated - it goes with me.

      Is that when your body is rendered into artificial dairy creamer? :-P

    5. Re:All my important Data by menscher · · Score: 1

      What if you're decapitated? Then where will your data be?

  10. Quicken WillMaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I willed all my porno passwords to the grandkids. Don't let them end up in probate.

  11. Who owns our data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Why, PDU-1, of course!

  12. We need to learn to let go by beeplet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While terminally ill, Mr. Cochran, a programmer, left a full list of passwords for his work files with his employer, Mr. Purnell said. But he failed to do the same thing with the personal files, so they are now inaccessible.

    Maybe he didn't want anyone reading his personal files? That seems like the most obvious explanation to me.

    I think that as a culture, we need to learn how to let go of things. In the past, information was more ephemeral; books would decay or be lost over time. Just because we have the capacity virtually eternal data storage doesn't mean we should.

    In a way, I think holding on to every minute detail of someone's life devalues the things of importance they left behind. Do you think they really want to be remembered by their tax returns? Would they have wanted their grandchildren to inherit their file of meeting notes? If someone wants to leave important digital information to posterity, they should put that intent in their will, and (*gasp*) maybe even make a hard copy of it.

    Obviously if someone dies suddenly, that may not be an option. But my point is that we, the survivors, need to relearn how to distinguish between valuable data and stuff better left forgotten.

    1. Re:We need to learn to let go by MacBorg · · Score: 2, Informative

      We may not need every minute detail from someone's files, but the family or associates might want stuff like family pictures, scientific research, family tree data... stuff like that. I don't hold on to everything, but I'm hoping taht people will look at my photo work (semiPro) in the future... but hopefully this won't be an issue for me for several score of years to come.

    2. Re:We need to learn to let go by Stitch_626 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just hook the HD up to a desktop computer or do a parallel installation of an operating system to gain access to files?

      I know this can be done with Windows NT, XP, etc, can it be done with any of the *nix stuff or OS X?

      --
      Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
    3. Re:We need to learn to let go by Unnngh! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was wondering the same. This should be doable, to my knowledge, on any HDD that hasn't been encrypted or damaged. Even if some of the data was encrypted, it may not be very hard to crack depending on the algorithms used. Nonetheless, if he was trying to protect his data it would seem that his wishes were for nobody else to have it, and it was probably best left unread.

    4. Re:We need to learn to let go by Smitedogg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe he didn't want anyone reading his personal files? That seems like the most obvious explanation to me.

      Or he died unexpectedly, and had made clear at many points that the information on his computer was extremely important to him. You'd honor your brother or uncles wish, right? Same thing here. Code he's worked on, things he valued, information he wanted kept 'alive', as it were.

      Someone else mentioned that I could just take the HDD out and put it in another box to recover the files. I could do that, but it's really a matter of time. I ran crack and john against it, tried a few tricks like booting into single user mode, etc etc, but that's all stuff I can do while I'm twiddling away at something else. Between school, my daughter, and 'life', I'm pretty busy and haven't had the time to do some old fashioned data recovery. I have a few days free coming up, I'll probably do it then.

      Tomm / Dogg
    5. Re:We need to learn to let go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:We need to learn to let go by zgornz · · Score: 1

      Single user mode so it's a unix I presume?

      at the LILO or GRUB prompt (Assuming it's linux)

      LILO: Linux init=/bin/bash

      That will drop you into a root shell.
      The hard drive is mounted read/only, but mount -o remount,rw / will fix that, then just run passwd, umount / and reboot.

    7. Re:We need to learn to let go by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think that as a culture, we need to learn how to let go of things.

      I read this poem by Tom Clark in Andrei Codrescu's "Up Late":

      Great moment in Blade Runner where Roy Batty is expiring,
      And talks about how everything he's seen will die with him-
      Ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion;
      C-beams glittering before the Tannhauser gates.

      Memory is like molten gold burning its way through the skin;
      It stops there.
      There is no transfer.
      Nothing I have seen will be remembered beyond me.

      That merciful cleaning of the windows of creation will be
      An excellent thing,
      My interests notwithstanding.
      But then again I've never been near Orion, or the Tannhauser gates,
      I've only been here.

      Credit to A9.com for finding the quote.


    8. Re:We need to learn to let go by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      n the past, information was more ephemeral; books would decay or be lost over time. Just because we have the capacity virtually eternal data storage doesn't mean we should.

      As it is, books generally last longer than digital storage. Books are also readable longer because they don't require special format readers that go out of style every five to ten years. CDs seem to be an exception because DVDs were wisely made backward compatible, floppy and tape formats didn't stay backward compatible for very long, but then, writable CDs have a tendency to decay quickly.

      The only reason digital data might last longer is if someone regularly makes a fresh backup, so that the data doesn't decay so much that the ECC can't correct it.

    9. Re:We need to learn to let go by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a way, I think holding on to every minute detail of someone's life devalues the things of importance they left behind. Do you think they really want to be remembered by their tax returns? Would they have wanted their grandchildren to inherit their file of meeting notes? If someone wants to leave important digital information to posterity, they should put that intent in their will, and (*gasp*) maybe even make a hard copy of it.
      Perhaps your family won't be interested, but historians might.
      Tax forms can learn a lot about society, I would think.

    10. Re:We need to learn to let go by beeplet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point. By saying information used to be more "ephemeral", I meant to refer to the total quantity of information that a person might encounter during their life. In the past, a much smaller fraction of that data would have been recorded and preserved, because the costs were greater.

      What I should have said was that data is much easier and cheaper to create in the modern era. Paper publishing takes more time and resources, and so there tends to be some minimum threshold for what's important enough to store that way, and whatever doesn't make the cut is essentially "lost". Electronic data storage has recently gotten affordable enough to offer essentially unlimited capacity.

      So it's much easier for someone living now to accumulate and store gigabytes of personal miscellany than it was 100 or even 10 years ago. The costs of the medium itself no longer requires us to distinguish between "important" data and all the other stuff, and we are still stuck in the mindset that all data is valuable and should be preserved. This is why I think that even though we are (temporarily) released from the economic pressure to let data be "forgotten", we need to free ourselves from the compulsion to save anything and everything.

    11. Re:We need to learn to let go by Smitedogg · · Score: 1

      I'll give that a try tonight, thanks :)

    12. Re:We need to learn to let go by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let me give you an alternative pov. As a historian, it is precisely these things that you devalue that others value. For instance only recently I was researching an incident during th 1856 presidential election, and a university professor in the South (specifics aren't terribly important for my point). This professor left a copy of all his letters, and they were quite extensive to Duke University library upon his death--these letters are personal, to his sisters, wife, children, etc. And they offer an incredible window into the issues and the time.

      Now clearly this was his choice, but as you say, in previous times it was more difficult to make copies. Today we take it for granted that stuff will be around forever--this isn't the case, and it's kinda scary how much might be lost.

    13. Re:We need to learn to let go by drunkenbatman · · Score: 1

      But my point is that we, the survivors, need to relearn how to distinguish between valuable data and stuff better left forgotten.

      When you lose someone who is very close to you, everything of theirs becomes insanely valuable to you. There's nothing wrong with it, unless you are committing hari-kari if you lose it or it becomes a stumbling block to carrying on with ones life if they have a desire to do so.

      This is probably a case where it would behoove one to actually have the experience in question before they start deciding what "society needs to do".

    14. Re:We need to learn to let go by beeplet · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that people should junk all the deceased's files just after the funeral. Holding on to something for the sentimental value is different than what I meant by preserving data indiscriminately (presumeably for its "intrinsic" or "historical" value). And please don't assume that I speak without experience...

  13. Haven't, but... by MacBorg · · Score: 1

    I saw that article when I was eating breakfast this morning and did give it some thought... it could be worth giving your passwords to a lawyer/trusted associate, but I wonder just from a geeky point of view if something like a physical key (i.e. a flash drive) with an automated password system on it might be better... just plug it in and the person has postmortum access. But then again an up-to-date password and access data list might be more useful - or you could set it up as an email based system - if you don't reset a message within a certain time block, the uber-file with all of your passwords gets sent to your lawyer or lawyer equlivient. Well, its an idea.

  14. Encrypted hints? by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Funny

    (complete with encrypted hints to be stored separately)

    "Wait, i'll read it out loud!"

    "TO UNCOVER ALL MY PASSWORDS LOVE,
    LOOK UP INTO THE STARS ABOVE!
    THE CHEERING CROWDS GAZE WITH FUN
    FROM LOCATION THIRTY ONE!"

    "Stars above? What does it mean!"

    "I've got it! To the Planetarium! The next clue must be under seat thirty one!"

    "Man, i'm so glad Bill died. I'm having the time of my life!"

    1. Re:Encrypted hints? by nharmon · · Score: 1

      Kind of like putting one's will in a Geocache?

    2. Re:Encrypted hints? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > "TO UNCOVER ALL MY PASSWORDS LOVE,
      > LOOK UP INTO THE STARS ABOVE!
      > THE CHEERING CROWDS GAZE WITH FUN
      > FROM LOCATION THIRTY ONE!"
      >
      > "Stars above? What does it mean!"
      >
      > "I've got it! To the Planetarium! The next clue must be under seat thirty one!"
      >
      > "Man, i'm so glad Bill died. I'm having the time of my life!"

      Problem is, if someone's closed the planetarium or just changed the seating arrangements in the past decade, the game breaks down.

      Except for one thing: In the decades of evolution after the extinction of that particular movie genre, we've developed:

      1) "Shared-secret" cryptosystems. You don't need all of the key. And even if your clues are chained together, you can make up strings of clues that intersect. (If the Planetarium Clue leads you to the Zoo Clue, you can still find the Zoo Clue if a third Clue also points people to the Zoo.)

      2) Geocaching.

      3) Widely-known and widely-distributed images that can never be truly "erased" from history, unlike the clue buried under the planetarium.

      4) If your estate isn't worth several million dollars, nobody's gonna bother flying halfway across the country for each clue. But by using #3 and only a little bit of geocaching, a little Perl scripting might be worth doing.

      BRIM'S EXCLUSIVE QUAKER OATS,
      NATALIE PORTMAN POURS SOME GOATS!
      IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CYCLES YOU,
      ALL YOUR BASE ARE THIRTY-TWO!

      "OMFG, if we XOR the ASCII for 'wilfrid', as in the Quaker Oats guy 'Wilfrid Brimley', and we XOR it with 'hotgrit', and XOR *that* with the Goatse Guy's picture, all we need to do is take a CRC-32 of the resulting file and we have the next four bytes of the key! w00t!"

      Man, I so have to update my will.

    3. Re:Encrypted hints? by SuperMo0 · · Score: 1

      Or you could always GeoCache it.

    4. Re:Encrypted hints? by Speare · · Score: 1
      "OMFG, if we XOR the ASCII for 'wilfrid', as in the Quaker Oats guy 'Wilfrid Brimley', and we XOR it with 'hotgrit', and XOR *that* with the Goatse Guy's picture, all we need to do is take a CRC-32 of the resulting file and we have the next four bytes of the key! w00t!"

      Of course, you would have to mis-spell Wilford Brimley's name exactly the same way as your lame late pal, or you'd get the wrong results...

      --
      [ .sig file not found ]
  15. I've considered this very thing by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last year I gave my supervisor a sealed, labeled envelope containing the various usernames and passwords I use, and the various ways that I change them from time to time, just in case something happens to me.

    When I first gave it to her, she immediately ripped it open, not fully comprehending what it was. I had to snatch it out of her hands, exclaiming, "I'm not dead yet!" I sealed it into another envelope and she put it in her drawer, where it has remained untouched to this day (I assume).

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    1. Re:I've considered this very thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he is.

    2. Re:I've considered this very thing by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

    3. Re:I've considered this very thing by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course, for all we know, she could have opened up the envelope and wrote that comment.

      "When he f^H^H^H^HI first gave it..."

    4. Re:I've considered this very thing by bellers · · Score: 1, Insightful
      >where it has remained untouched to this day



      Hi, I'm the janitor that works second shift at your company. I looked in that envelope after your manager left it on top of her desk in her unlocked office, and now not only do I have access to everything in the enterprise that you do, but I also have your hints for future password permutations!



      THANKS, IDIOT SYSADMIN!



      You should have password recovery policies and procedures for anything important, so you dont have to do something retarded like writing down a bunch of passwords that never expire on a piece of paper.



      PS: If your "various ways of changing them" instruction was anything except "type 'pwgen' into the shell prompt" then your passwords suck, mister sysadmin.

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    5. Re:I've considered this very thing by FuzzyShrimp · · Score: 1

      It's like the old joke about the Knight leaving his wife in the castle while he goes on a crusade and having his best friend running up to him before he's completely gone exclaiming "Hey, the key to her Chastity Belt doesn't work!"

    6. Re:I've considered this very thing by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Last year I gave my supervisor a sealed, labeled envelope...

      Fuck 'em. Would they bail you out of jail? Visit you in the hospital? Come to one of your all night drug-fest / wife-swapping parties? No. Fuck 'em.

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      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  16. Company Policy by verBirk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is something that I maintain through my company as a matter of policy. The company maintains life insurance for me and also an electronic access store to be certain that company information is always accessible in an emergency. The convenient side-effect is that my personal information is also protected in this way. And yes, I do trust this information to the company and we do have policies covering assurety of this information being purged by the lawyers when we get sacked, etc. This works in the same way that my wife gets my company provided life insurance, my 401k, and my personal information cache.

  17. Re:Registration Free Link by joynt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Make that HERE

  18. Old data never dies. by weeboo0104 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is immortalized in duped articles on /.

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    1. Re:Old data never dies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like a real asshole has mod points today.
      Mark it as redundant instead of Troll.

    2. Re:Old data never dies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, here and here too. Let's hope the metamods notice.

  19. Anyone Who wants... by redko · · Score: 1

    ...all the spam I get can keep it. The rest is really not that important!

  20. The reality is... by eclectic_echidna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reality is...

    Nobody cares about your data. They just want your money, which is easy enough to find.

    After reading through GiBs of your old mail, they will see that you have a secret swiss bank account with some cash????

    Yeah sure...

    Don't overestimate your importance in this world.

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    1. Re:The reality is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As they say "A churchyard is full of people that couldn't be missed".

    2. Re:The reality is... by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ouch. Perhaps you shouldn't underestimate your importance either? Friends and family tend to like you for more than your money. Well, maybe not *you*, but most of us probably have people who truly care for us.

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    3. Re:The reality is... by dilettante · · Score: 1
      Let me try to put a slightly less cynical spin on this. If i were to die, i would hope that my family would mourn for a while, but after time they certainly should care about my money. This would include 1) bank and investment accounts that are not already joint, 2) life insurance info, and 3) possibly a will.

      This information is important for my family's future, and so it's accessible to any and all possible survivors (on protected paper records). On the other hand, i hope they have no interest in my Slashdot password, my ATM PIN, or my encrypted e-mails.

  21. I've thought about this as well. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

    I have some good friends online that I value just as much as my real life friends. If I were to up and die today, I would never see them again (of course), and they would probably never know what became of me.

    That thought DOES trouble me a little, but I think it might be for the best in the end. Not knowing is not a good thing at all, but I think a disappearance suddenly isn't that bad a thing either. All my passwords and such aren't hard to find, and in the cases of my IM programs and email, that information is actually saved within the programs.

    I don't think any of my family or friends would go through my MSN/AIM contact lists telling my friends what happened to me, and I don't think that they should. If I had my way, my hard drive would be reformatted on my death, and all my online accounts allowed to expire. Sooner or later, my friends online would get the idea that I was no more.

    1. Re:I've thought about this as well. by Gannoc · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have some good friends online that I value just as much as my real life friends. If I were to up and die today, I would never see them again (of course), and they would probably never know what became of me.

      (Lawyer reading will:)

      "And to Galadrian, my fine elvish friend, I leave you my crown of deception and my axe of slaughter. Don't weep at my passing. Try to rememeber the good times, like when we defeated the orcs during that GM event."

    2. Re:I've thought about this as well. by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

      That is SO going in my will. =P I'll leave my wizard hat and coat to bloodninja, who I know will put it to good use.

  22. You know ... by TheGavster · · Score: 1

    I've had a few people who I was only in contact with via the internet, whose activity levels dropped from normal to vanished with no transition. Odd thought that it might have been due to their untimely demise ...

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    1. Re:You know ... by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      Check your chat logs. The reason may be something else entirely....

  23. Old Movie websites by dilweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ever visited a website for a movie that had been released 3 or 4 years ago? The sites just sit there on a server somwhere, ignored largely.

    I had a friend commit suicide rather suddenly a few years ago. His site is still up at AOL. I can still read messages he posted and see pictures of him here and there on the net. He left quite a digital legacy.

    It's truely intersting, the things we leave behind and we don't realize it.

    1. Re:Old Movie websites by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      I have one of those old websites, I cancelled my ISP account years ago, but the website is still there. I don't care enough about it to get it erased, but if I did, I'm not even sure they would let me.

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    2. Re:Old Movie websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I had a friend commit suicide rather suddenly a few years ago.


      Not to be an insensitive clod, but how does one commit suicide any way other than "suddenly"?

      "Gee, you know, I knew he was poisoning himself, it went on for months. He looked worse every time I saw him. Then, quite predictably, he died. Damn shame. Too bad no one did anything about that."

    3. Re:Old Movie websites by dilweed · · Score: 1

      Point taken.

      By suddenly I mean he seemed very happy and in control of his life. He was well in control of his mental health. So really, his suicide was a shock.

      He wasn't smoking crack and speedballing heroin 12 times a day, and he didn't have $6m debt. Put it that way.

    4. Re:Old Movie websites by Threni · · Score: 1

      > I have one of those old websites, I cancelled my ISP account years ago, but the
      > website is still there. I don't care enough about it to get it erased, but if I did, I'm not
      > even sure they would let me.

      Sounds like they're infringing on your copywrite. Sure, while you had a contract they could argue that you'd given them permission to display it, but once you've told them that you want it removed surely they'd have to get rid of it?

    5. Re:Old Movie websites by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you live, so this may or may not be relevant. Here in Australia we have privacy laws that give us the right to know what information a company holds on us, how that information is stored and to have it changed if it is incorrect. The company concerned must take reasonable steps to ensure that only those who need the information have access to it.

      If this happened to me, I would be demanding that the site be taken down, and if they refuse, I'd send my lawyer (or better still, the statutory Privacy Commissioner) down on them.

      On the other hand, I'd be tempted to ftp them an updated web page, and ask them to replace the old, inaccurate one with up to date information (as is my right). I'd include on the new page a line, "My age is xx years, yy months and zz days." I'd also inform them that I'll be doing this on a weekly basis from now on to ensure accuracy.

      I doubt I'd have to do that for too long before my free hosting disappears...

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      Cogito, ergo sig.

    6. Re:Old Movie websites by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I had a friend commit suicide rather suddenly a few years ago.

      Why'd you have him do that? That's not very nice.

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  24. the question is why? by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    How much of the info stored under your various accounts is actually important if you are dead?
    if you are running a business, it is generally a good idea to run it the way you can walk away on a moment notice: pass it to someone or put it up for sale. You should already have it planned and documented.
    If you do not have a business and we are talking about random ideas and some IP (code) developed over years - how much of it is actually useful to other people? Unless you are one of those big thinkers with unfinished manuscripts everywhere - not much.

    1. Re:the question is why? by mikael · · Score: 1

      How much of the info stored under your various accounts is actually important if you are dead?

      The data that you consider irrelevant may be extremely valuable to someone else. For example, that senior year class photograph your sister sent you from college 20 years ago, may be of little use to you, but to a complete stranger, that might be the last remaining photograph of their mother when she was young.

      We encountered this situation in our family. I was telling my mother about the various reunion web sites, and she was interested in seeing if there was anyone she knew. Unfortunately, there weren't any from her year, but we did manage to find a photograph of Dad, and of her brother when he was at high school.

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  25. What do I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, I'm going to be quite dead.

    1. Re:What do I care? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What do I care? I mean, I'm going to be quite dead."

      Dead, and benefitting from another 70 years of copyright on everything you wrote.

    2. Re:What do I care? by Phenris+Wolfe · · Score: 1

      Yes, please tell them to mail the check to Suite 1402 in Valhalla.

      Thanks

  26. In my will, no family lawyer by dustmote · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have information about all of my various electronic assets and how they should be handled in my will, which has a copy on my computer, a hard copy in my desk, and a hard copy in a safe deposit box. I don't have a whole lot to distribute, except for my life insurance payout, but I have various instructions on where some of my stuff should go, who gets certain books, etc. It's a fairly informal will, but I expect my family will respect my wishes on it, since there aren't multimillion dollar assets to fight over. The copy in my desk is written and signed in my own handwriting, as I understand this is a little more legally binding. It's not a very detailed or complex solution to what to do with the detritus of my life should I drastically change tax status (die), but at 26, I figure an informal solution is pretty good, especially since I have almost no real assets to leave behind.

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  27. Not much changed... by beatleadam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...since the last time Slashdot covered this topic.

    But in my case, I can say that I have made some inroads in both the living world (insurance mods, finance mods, Living Will conversations and the like) and the after I am gone (in this body anyways) world. The largest step that I have taken in the after I am gone world is to comprehend that as of right this moment at least, I have NOTHING that anyone would really want or need to see as far as data or anything "electronic". Really, all I have done is set up a Safety Deposit box that will eventually hold the Legal papers and insurance docs.

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    I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -- Hunter S. Thompson
  28. notifying cyberfriends by Bjortolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not that concernes about what happens to my data and emails after I die, not much interresting there. What I am thinking about is making a list of email addresses to the people that I'm only corresponding with by email and don't know any of my family/other friends and give to my sisters or something. I have some friends on the other side of the world and I think they should be notified if the inevitably should happen.

  29. Time to start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Personal Data Cleaners. People could leave a stipulation in their wills that they want PDC to take control of their personal data and control/clean it per the terms set forth at the time of the agreement. When you die, they're notified, show up and do their thing.

    1. Re:Time to start a business by SuperMo0 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't seeing that make your family suspicious? If they saw that before you died, they might try to snoop on your computer.

    2. Re:Time to start a business by polecat_redux · · Score: 0

      That sounds like a great idea. But, it would still be a bit too creepy for me to handle. Imagine sifting through someone else's data, at their computer, all the while knowing full well that that person is dead. It seems rather ghoulish.

    3. Re:Time to start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, no potential for abuse there...

      What bank account?

    4. Re:Time to start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people trust lawyers and accountants with their money and financial holdings. You build a reputation of trust.

    5. Re:Time to start a business by TheTimoo · · Score: 1

      But how will they be notified? I mean the problem probably isn't to be notified, but rather to be notified early enough. Especially if you take the idea even further and have the company clean out your whole house of things not-for-family-viewing (drugs, blow-up dolls, etc). If the PDCs come 3 days after you die, some embarrassing secrets might already have been discovered.
      Ideas anyone ?

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  30. If you die... by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    ...and don't tell anyone anything beforehand, you maintain all rights. :-)

    Simple as that...some things you CAN take with you!

    1. Re:If you die... by steveb964 · · Score: 1

      if (die) { `rm -rvf /`; }

      'nuff said.

  31. Pr0n buddies by not_a_product_id · · Score: 1

    There's a line in Coupling about this when Geoff informs Steve's girlfriend that him and Steve are "porn buddies".

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    1. Re:Pr0n buddies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... that line was my first thought when I saw the summary of this story... Looks like you beat me to the punch, though..

      New episodes in the US starting this Sunday! Woohoo!

  32. Who owns? by abscondment · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Once survivors gain access to the data, questions may also arise about who actually owns it. If a person saved a book manuscript on a hard drive and left the machine to a friend, for instance, the friend might try to claim ownership of the manuscript as well.

    Think about it this way:

    The computer is a container. It holds the information that is put into it; nothing more, nothing less. If I indicate that my bookshelves are going to my younger brother after my death, does that mean the books are too? If I bequeath him my dresser, does he get the clothes as well? I doubt it.

    Information property is tricky business. It takes up little (no) physical space, so it's easy to forget. Instead of simply erasing disks or automatically passing along whatever they contain, computers need to be emptied just like the rooms of a house would be. Then everything needs to be sorted through--it doesn't all automatically go to whoever gets the house.

    1. Re:Who owns? by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Anything you own but forget to mention in your will becomes a matter for the probate court. For most people, their information assets are thought of as worthless so nobody bothers to fight over them, but everything does have to be accounted for somehow or the probate case isn't really over with.

    2. Re:Who owns? by sckeener · · Score: 1

      Then everything needs to be sorted through--it doesn't all automatically go to whoever gets the house.

      Ah but digital IP can be copied. If you own the rights, you could leave a copy to everyone.

      Please someone donate your SO's naked pics to the world! try alt.binaries.pictures.dead.so

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      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
    3. Re:Who owns? by Rupert · · Score: 1

      If you give him your CD collection does he get the licences required to listen to the music?

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  33. Dont Care bout Data but A Legacy Might be Nice by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 1

    I don't care about any of the administrivia of my life but I do appreciate reducing it for others.

    I might consider a bequest to a useful OS tool. Being immortalized in a geek toy would be worth some money I'd be too dead to spend.

    ls

  34. My plan... by hookedup · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody needs a porn buddy. Upon hearing about your death, said buddy goes to your house, ignores your wife, and proceeds to rip the harddrive out of your computer and leave.

    Tools not necessary..

    1. Re:My plan... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
      ...ignores your wife...

      If I were a porn buddy, I think I would quickly break my promise, forget the porn, and give all of my attention to the lonely wife. :)

    2. Re:My plan... by sckeener · · Score: 1

      ignores your wife

      easy to do for the /. crowd.....

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    3. Re:My plan... by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      Everybody needs a porn buddy.

      If everybody needs a porn buddy then why do we need the porn buddies? It's not really a secret if everone is doing it.

    4. Re:My plan... by Fascist+Christ · · Score: 1

      But my wife is my porn buddy!

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    5. Re:My plan... by mibus · · Score: 1

      Everybody does it, it's just that nobody talks about it, silly!

      So it's like a secret society?

      Uhyuh.

      Cool! Secret society, secret society...

  35. Who Cares? by bludstone · · Score: 1

    I sure as hell dont.

    I mean, I'll be fucking dead. I wont give a crap about anything when I'm DEAD.

    Sure, it might be a selfish thing to say. But its the truth. :)

    I don't care what happens with my stuff after I'm dead. I'LL BE DEAD.

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    no .sig
    1. Re:Who Cares? by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      ...you'll feel differently when you've got a wife and a couple of kids.

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    2. Re:Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a wife and kids and love them, but I still don't care. They'll manage without me.

    3. Re:Who Cares? by The+Salamander · · Score: 1

      ....but then you'd already be dead. :)

    4. Re:Who Cares? by Ransom342 · · Score: 1

      If I have to hide my porn from my wife Im getting a divorce!

      Nuff said.

    5. Re:Who Cares? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      You could be temporarily incapacitated. Hit by a bus and spend a few months in a coma. It would be nasty to wake up and find out your wife divorced you and your kids don't want to talk to you and you have no money left because of a few files.

  36. Bus theory by belgar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's what we call it in our office.

    "If I step off the curb tonight, and get hit by a bus, will anyone know what the hell to do with this?" If the answer is "Fuck, no!" then the aformentioned-ill-fated-coworker needs to write it down.

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    and be wearing someone else's shorts?
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    1. Re:Bus theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I could understand doing certain things for your family so they are not put out, but for your work? I'll be dead, I don't give a rat's ass about what happens to some profit vampire.

    2. Re:Bus theory by mce · · Score: 1
      Some people work in a non-profit company. :-)

      In any case, I have collegues that are also (in some cases close) friends (and that nowadays actually work for me, due to me having been promoted 6 months ago). These people count as much as family. To me at least.

      Also, someone from my team is at present out of action for something like 6 months. As this happened quite suddenly, the rest of us have just had first hand real life experience in how much this kind of thing can mess up one's plans, inclusing holidays and all that. Once you've been there, esp. in my position as a team leader, you want everybody in the team to care about "what happens if". Those who don't, will be judged accordingly.

    3. Re:Bus theory by belgar · · Score: 1

      The bus theory is dual-purpose -- when on vacation or at home, adherence to the bus theory keeps panicking coworkers from calling you. :-)

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      What does it mean to wake out of a dream
      and be wearing someone else's shorts?
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  37. A recent Ask Sashdot? by barks · · Score: 1

    Not to be redundant wasn't this already covered in a Ask Slashdot quite recently? [gasp]Does that mean New York Times ripped off /.?! [/gasp]

    I suppose worrying about one's own data is as relevant as to picking the design of one's own casket.

  38. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, if your Executor has all of the relavant passwords/account numbers for Amazon, Paypal, etc. he or she can act on your behalf and close out the accounts. Presumably they are all linked in some way to regular bank account where they can distribute the money according to your will. How is Paypal going to know the difference between someone who has your login/password and you if its all done electronically?

  39. My personal data... by grunt107 · · Score: 1

    will be unleashed on the unsuspecting world immediately upon my death!! (evil Professor Chaos laugh here) Seriously, all my personal affects are entrusted to family and they can do w/it as they wish. The only problem periph. is the HP IPaq. It is keyed to my fingerprint so someone will have to press it to my cold hand before I am nuked.

  40. This story is back from the dead... by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/03/20 37245&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=95

    Already covered, basically a dupe. I believe this story has risen from the grave.

    This leads to the conclusion that eventually, all your data will be reborn in another life and continue on. There's no need to worry what will happen to it.

  41. Emails from the Afterlife by AnomalyConcept · · Score: 1

    I've thought about doing this before, too, but haven't actually implemented it. I thought about having on a server somewhere emails that I could pre-write, and upon an untimely (or timely) demise, these emails would be released for delivery. Of course, someone would have to know how to work the system; the solution for this came to me as either having a relative be given knowledge on how to activate such a system, or to have something physical (like the token idea) that would walk the user through. A program that connects to a specific server would work just fine, but there would have to be the guarantee that the server IP won't change. I'll leave the security features up for the Slashdot community to discuss. =)

    1. Re:Emails from the Afterlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deadman switch -- as long as you log on at regular intervals, your pre-announced obit stays dormant, but if you fail to log in, cron can distribute it. Don't be surprised if your family starts receiving condolences if you ever forget your password, however.

  42. Re:Registration Free Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proof if proof was ever needed that the mods dont even bother checking the whores links before dishing out the points.

  43. Some People Are Too Full Of Themselves... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful
    My "personal data" consists of a few letters to bank managers, utility companies, etc, a selection of ROMs for MAME and some holiday photos... who cares who has them when I've "joined the choir invisibule"...

    People that are worried about their data posthumously are:

    1) Too self-obsessed and too boring to have anything interesting in their data including spreadsheets of the roughage contents in their twice-daily stool analysis, or

    2) Have humungous pr0n collections and are afraid of "Joe Average was a dirty pervert" rumours spreading once they're dead.

    How about we just kill those people and just see what happens to their data?

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  44. Re:Registration Free Link - Don't Bother by pklong · · Score: 1

    Wow moderators don't even bother checking the links, there's a suprise :)

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  45. A semi-famous short story writer passed ... by cool_st_elizabeth · · Score: 1

    ... several months ago. He was in a Yahoo group for short story writers. His daughter logged on from his computer and told us he had died. We hadn't known until then.

  46. When I kick the bit bucket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...I'm really concerned about trying to avoid leaving a lot of expenses for my survivors. If anyone knows how I can bypass the cemetery or crematorium and simply move me and my accounts to /dev/null, please share!

  47. Err..the inevitable? by op00to · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have also already approached my roomie and my sister about following up with that list for me as a last wish if and when the inevitable should occur.

    Buddy, believe me when I tell you this, it's not an if question, it's definately a when question.

  48. The "Hit by a bus" file by doublem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We have what's called the "Hit by a bus" file where I work. It's supposed to be a set of sealed envelopes to be opened in the event of an emergency.

    Sadly, we had a server die while the Network Admin was on vacation, and we discovered his was blank. Seems he wants to take all our configuration, login and server data to his grave.

    And it STILL hasn't been updated

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    1. Re:The "Hit by a bus" file by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "We have what's called the "Hit by a bus" file where I work. It's supposed to be a set of sealed envelopes to be opened in the event of an emergency."

      We have those too, only they're called "internal documentation" and stored in a readily reviewable format in a controlled setting.

      "Sadly, we had a server die while the Network Admin was on vacation, and we discovered his was blank. Seems he wants to take all our configuration, login and server data to his grave."

      Dude, if your freakin' network config map and other critical info is supposed to be placed in a sealed envelope WITHOUT review, and stuck in a mayonaisse jar like some Amazing Kreskin skit, I'd run far and fast from your employer.

      Yep boss, I've got the whole project completed. It's all documented in this sealed manila envelope which you are NOT to open until my death. So, about my bonus review...

    2. Re:The "Hit by a bus" file by doublem · · Score: 1

      I'd run far and fast from your employer.

      And with the economy ramping up, I might have a shot at a new job!

      It all boils down the the fact that I can't seem to write s decent resume to save my life.

      I'm a damn guru of Distance Learning implementation but my resume is a mess.

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  49. Re:Registration Free Link - Don't Bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, they happen to already be registered at NYTimes.com so it seems to be a registration-free link.... :-) I do love how it's exactly the same link as given in the story itself, though--that's some balls. :-)

  50. automate your death planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    i have written a script that i run of my cron that requires me to enter a password every week.

    if i do not enter a password, it sends out custom emails to all my friends, enemies, and loved ones, informing them of my death.

    "I am sorry to inform you that has recently died. But thats ok! He's in a better place now :)

    The files he wanted you to have are attached:"

    It sends all emails, performs a few DOS attacks on people I didn't like, and launches a worm which pops up a window which say "RIP 1982-" to inform anyone who I may have missed, and then formats my hard drive.

  51. Bah! I'll live forever anyways! by Lispy · · Score: 3, Funny

    according to yesterdays news. ;-)

  52. Youe e-mail? by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 1

    "I leave to you, my three thousand seven hundred and ninty three penis extention adverts... and an e-mail fromsome girl I don't know claiming she loves me"

    --
    --- [Insert intresting Sig here]
  53. Family Lawyer??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    family lawyer? You should fight to your last dying breath to keep your family safe from the evil fire breathing lawyers, not expose them to them!

  54. In my will... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To my brother, I leave my Yahoo account:

    133td00d@yahoo.com

    password: URsosexy

  55. live on by ForsakenRegex · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I'd rather put plans into place to hide my death. Then I want my lawyer to keep track of how long it takes any of my "friends" to actually notice I'm gone. At a later date, he will get them all together (if they will even come) and berate them all with the information. My will shall award him a bonus for each person brought to tears. Then he is to kick them all out empty handed while laughing at them maniacally . He will then award everything to some reasonably intelligent (yet to be defined) low-income person who deserves (also yet to be defined) a break. He can then assume my online identity where it may benefit him as he so chooses.

    More likely, it will all go to the government because I'll put off creating a will until I'm already dead.

    --
    "A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
  56. Last will and testament - FSF by dotslash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have explicitely stated in my will that all intellectual property work that I have created which has not been assigned by me to another party (ie any employers who have rights to the work) shall immediatelly be released under an open source license and the ownership of the copyright shall be transfered to the FSF for them to do as they choose.

    I have told my relatives about my wishes and the location of my data. I have put passwords in escrow with a close friend.

  57. My last wish by smcn · · Score: 1

    rm -rf /

  58. Not to put a fine point on it... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    but who's dead on Slashdot? Anyone know someone who posted to /. and is now dead?

    I myself have 2030+ posts here, and boiled down, it shows that I was funny, a musician, and angry at how those in power treat those who aren't.

    I guess that is about what people will say about me when I'm gone (plus the unavoidable references to my incredible sexual prowess, my stunning good looks, and my amazing plan to save the world with cold fusion).

    So, then. Dead people's /. posts?

    1. Re:Not to put a fine point on it... by Smitedogg · · Score: 1

      Janda = Keith Cochran, who is the dead man mentioned in the article. Dogg

  59. Next O'Kin . . . by Dausha · · Score: 1

    Hmm, what happens if you write the "Great American Novel" and die before publication? You forgot to put it into your will. It is Intellectual Property, and would be divied up as your jurisdiction decrees.

    Same goes for your emails and any other electronic IP. With all the griping about 200 year copyrights (well, only life of author plus 90), you'd think you'd be happy to know your spouse/child would have rights to your email until 2094.

    If you're putting together a will, just tell the attorney that you want all miscellaneous IP to go to [NAME]. That should cover any contengencies.

    As another poster said, the computer is a container, not a bearer of IP. You can sell the computer without selling the IP contained, the same as you can sell property without conveying the mineral rights or foliage rights (Yes, you can sell your land but keep the trees if you're evil enough).

    --
    What those who want activist courts fear is rule by the people.
  60. "Life Scrubbing" Insurance Skit by MooseByte · · Score: 3, Funny


    Saturday Night Live had a skit commercial on that years ago, featuring Will Farrell I believe. It was an insurance service that, upon your death, would swoop into your home and remove any and all "embarrassing" artifacts before your relatives arrived.

    They showed the crew hauling out bongs, rather large marital aids, probably an inflatable goat or two from Farrell's apartment. Then a full cleanup to show that, even in death, you were a "good clean boy".

    Actually this sounds like a rather lucrative business potential.... :-)

    1. Re:"Life Scrubbing" Insurance Skit by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same was broached on Coupling. Jeff's Steve's "Porn Buddy". I'm pretty sure my brother would perform this function for me, but not out of any altruistic sense of duty...

  61. All my porn... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is belonging to you.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  62. ME & My Data Will live forever by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have separated my data into four separted *.rar files.
    • Britney.Porn.secret.rar
    • all.software.adobe.crack.windows.rar
    • american.idol.secret.pics.rar
    • lord.rings.unreleased.fourth-book.rar

      Posted them on Kazaa, DC++, Emule, Limewire, Edonkey, Shareaze, Xolox, WinMX. Along with a picture of myself. WE WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!!

    1. Re:ME & My Data Will live forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have separated my data into four separted *.rar files."

      You do know that if you've used a proprietary format, the software available to read such files may not be available in the distant future?

  63. We a experiencing a cultural transition. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I made a password list for a customer, that, over time, has grown to 3,849 words. (There is a lot of explanation about how accounts are configured.)

    I encrypted that list with an unguessable password that includes punctuation and numbers, using the excellent GnuPG.

    I sent the encrypted file by email to every responsible person who works for the customer, including the CEO. I demanded that everyone learn the master password, because otherwise, if something happened to me, they would have problems with their accounts and web site. I also copied the file to their hard drives.

    Although I have made several demands in strong language, no one, NO ONE, has bothered to get the master password from me, even though I have suggested it in person to several people several times. So, they have the file, but have no access to it.

    The fact is, the new world of computing (okay, not new to me or you) requires a huge cultural change, and the average person has mostly not gone very far in making that change.

    1. Re:We a experiencing a cultural transition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a safe, genius.

    2. Re:We a experiencing a cultural transition. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      And what about the combo to the safe? It's the same as the master password: If nobody asks, they won't know it.

      --
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    3. Re:We a experiencing a cultural transition. by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Although I have made several demands in strong language, no one, NO ONE, has bothered to get the master password from me, even though I have suggested it in person to several people several times. So, they have the file, but have no access to it.

      Or you could write out the password and put it into a safe deposit box at the bank. Leave the key with your attorney, and instructions in your will. Better yet, give the entire password list to the company attorney.

      Damn right nobody at the company wants to have access to all your passwords. What if you snap and decide to commit some act of information sabotage? Now you've got plausible deniability--'It only happened after I oh-so-responsibly (*ahem*) gave my passwords to senior management.'

      Further, what happens if any of those senior officials leaves the company before you die? Now you've got to create a new password file and master password that they all have to rememorize--or the officer who left gets to sell all your secrets to the company's chief competitor.

      Sometimes the most technical solution isn't the best.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    4. Re:We a experiencing a cultural transition. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      The man you're looking for in that case is called a locksmith.

      --
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    5. Re:We a experiencing a cultural transition. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose it's occurred to you that the reason they don't care is that all they'd have to do is hire another sysadmin with the same knowledge you have?

      If I suddenly bought the farm, there's at least one other coworker who would be able to reset the root password on all my boxen and carry on without me. I've even left detailed notes on how I configured everything (like any good sysadmin should) so that should anyone care in the future, they can find out.

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
  64. -1 STOLEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The parent was stolen from a previous "Ask Slashdot" on the same topic. This is also made obvious by the fact that the same text is pasted twice.

    Not that duping the story says much about the Slashdot editors...

    1. Re:-1 STOLEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For sufficiently high values of 3, of course.

  65. Wait a second by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    You cross the road? Do you have any idea what's on the other side?

    Chickens. Hordes of disease-ridden road-crossing chickens are on the other side. Just waiting.

    No thank you. Life is safer on this side of the road.

  66. What happens to my digital music? by deragon · · Score: 1

    There are many different digital music resellers that are poping up these days. With DRM comming, one must ask if the music they buy could be passed to their descendants upon their death. For me, this is an issue. I hate the idea of spending $2000 on music throughout my life and not being able to pass it down to generations.

    --
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  67. Thought about it years ago. by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought about this years ago. I don't really have any important information to impart to my loved ones, but I'm sure it would be helpful for them if they were to know passwords to the home router/firewall, webspace, etc.

    Directions to this information are in my safety deposit box at the bank, along with our wills, etc.

    Some may laugh, but consider: Why leave hassles with your family (especially technically ignorant ones, like mine)? If they have easy access to these things then they can change or cancel services, modify settings, etc.

    --
    Proverbs 21:19
  68. more importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, but i did ask a friend to delete all my porn if i die, so my mom/kids dont have to

  69. Living Trust by adius · · Score: 3, Informative

    For the easiest method of transferring ownership of anything digital or otherwise I use a "Living Trust". A safe is used to store my documents in typed or witten format (a good locksmith can crack it when needed) and a trusted friend to manage the trust. This way I can die in peace knowing that my loved ones will not be ripped off by the greedy probate process.

  70. Something to think about by Okeanos · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think that the fortune cookie for this article sums up the issue of saving my data data rather nicely.
    Some parts of the past must be preserved, and some of the future prevented at all costs.
  71. Your $ubscriptions, etc, continue by beachplum · · Score: 3, Interesting
    When my partner died, it was a nightmare to get all the dialup services cancelled, etc. etc. Anybody who has a credit card which is automatically billed, that billing goes on regardless - not that dead people have to worry about credit ratings, but it can cost your estate (read, your friends and family) a lot of time and money.

    Also, it is most offensive to have to send death certificates to total strangers, in order to document that the person you say is dead, really is dead, thereby enabling the company to cancel your whatever-it-is. Believe me, I went through this with dialups and credit card companies. It took months to finally get every branch of every company involved to accept that they were not getting any more money. I have never seen a dead person rack up so many late charges on a credit card. After the company was notified of the death. Go figure!

    It is so much better to be over-prepared than under-prepared. Somebody has to clean up the wreckage after you die, and it is much easier to gove that person the tools they need to do the job.

  72. What happens on Livejournal when you die ... by dougmc · · Score: 1
    What happens when you die on Livejournal.

    My wife told me about this -- one of our friends is on here. I don't really do lj (my life is chronicled on Usenet!) so I'm not up on the politics, but apparantly people have tried to get people removed from this list, or to have their journals removed after their death, and lj (or somebody else, I don't know) has been unwilling to do so.

  73. Wife? Kids? by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot...

    'nuf said.

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  74. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Informative
    For business related death I have prepared extensive documentation on servers, passwords, accounts, banking relationships, etc. and have filed that in my bank lock-box.

    This will really do your employer good. Not. It's not like anyone but you can go down to your safe-deposit box and grab all this stuff... They'll have to wait until probate!

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  75. For most of us, this isn't a big deal by travdaddy · · Score: 1

    Most of us probably don't care about this, only some of us do. I, for one, am fine with letting Yahoo, AOL, etc. cancel my inactive accounts. I also don't need anyone that isn't family or real life friends to know that I kicked the bucket. I don't have any l33t login names or a low ID number to pass on and even if I did, no one would want them. I don't have any secret files that can only be read after I'm dead.

    If you're the same as me (and you likely are), then don't be concerned.

    --
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  76. Tis Elvish Trickery! by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny
    He promised ME the crown of deception and he would never ...Wait, he was wearing the crown of deception when he promised it to me! Oh, the wheels within wheels.

    Fine. At least I get the SUV.

  77. email sent when you die by joshds · · Score: 1

    There was a story a few years ago about a service where you could write 'e-mails from the grave' so to speak. You kept a stored list of letters and e-mail addressed to send them to, and for a fee, this service would send the e-mail upon your death. I forget whether it was something that your family authorized (you let them know you had these letters) or what, but it was a neat idea.

  78. Don't You Want to Live Forever? by Mad+Man · · Score: 1

    I have also already approached my roomie and my sister about following up with that list for me as a last wish if and when the inevitable should occur.


    Haven't you read this article?
    1. Re:Don't You Want to Live Forever? by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Even with no aging and no disease, you don't get 'forever', you just get 'an arbitrarily long time'. Eventually, somehow, SOMETHING will get to you. Entropy is, in fact, inevitable.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    2. Re:Don't You Want to Live Forever? by fgb · · Score: 1

      Well, if it takes the heat death of the Universe (or the Big Crunch) to finally kill me off...I can live with that. ;-)

  79. Prediction by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
    In the future the vast majority of storage space will be devoted to accounts people forgot to close when they died.

    Do any of the major online storage/hosting/email/IM places have sunset provisions, or will they just keep your stuff for as long as they exist?

    --
    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  80. MUDs and Online Death. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    There was something in Vinge's True Names and the Opening of the Cyberspace Frontier about this. In the description of Habitat, one of the earlier online MUDs. (Might have been text-based; I don't remember.)

    Or, wait, was that characters getting married? Darn it, now I've forgotten.

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  81. cron lives on... by gk2004 · · Score: 1

    I was upgrading a machine at the weekend and found a cron job that does a chore for my daughter once a year, and then sends her an email "from Dad". Maybe I should do something about that...

    1. Re:cron lives on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darn. I was hoping this would be a Tron reference.

  82. Just a new twist on an old problem? by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't this just a new twist on an old problem -- poorly documented estates?

    My dad, for example, has three mortgaged investment properties in Arizona, a motorhome, a car, and a safety deposit box. That I know about. I have no idea what his bank accounts are, what other real estate he might own, what his liabilities are, or what other assets he might have.

    Your electronic data is just another element of the poorly documented estate, and probably the least important one, unless you're someone truly interesting and have various letters and correspondence someone else might care about.

    I dread dad dying unexpectedly. Not only will it be a personal loss, but it will be a huge PITA to get his estate sorted. Dad had a ton of problems when mom died, and she was his wife and he inhereted all of her stuff by default. At least I know enough to bee-line to the safety deposit box (for which I have a key) and to take out all the gold...

    1. Re:Just a new twist on an old problem? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. That's why I've left information about important passwords, etc. in my safety deposit box at the bank. None of the information is terribly important, but it would be, as you say, a PITA if my family needed to cancel or change the webspace on the server I use.

      It is just another part of one's estate. A man should tell his family about these things.

      --
      Proverbs 21:19
  83. Repost? by qwp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This topic is a lot like What Happens To Your Data When You Die?
    Is it that time of year where everyone is thinking about death?, it's spring who cares about death go have some spring geek flings. my 2-cents.

  84. Old journals, etc. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I dunno; I've done a lot of writing over the years. I suppose it falls under your definition of navel-gazing, but the thought of the 1.1MB of journalling I did in my senior year of high school flying into the bit bucket is... distressing. Journals from commoners back in the day provided valuable historic insight. Who knows; maybe some history professor will someday pore over my stuff.

    Yeah, I know. Not bloody likely. At least the picture of my navel lint I took for Wikipedia will live on.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Old journals, etc. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Journals from commoners back in the day provided valuable historic insight.

      I agree - but then whether or not your journals are published to the public at large will either be decided by you during your lifetime or by someone else after your death, not by you posthumously.

      For example, your high school journals might be of no interest now to the public at large but if your high school disappears into a crack in the earth and becomes a big news story then your journals might instantly become a best selling book.

      Incidentally, speaking of "cracks", the picture is disgusting. I would definitely get that navel seen too - or at least post a few warning buoys nearby keeping the rest of us away from it...

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  85. Long term storage by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1

    As a related issue, I've seen very little focus in the computer industry on long term storage. I've got quite a few things that I would like to stay around for 100 or more years (e.g. digital photograps, personal movies), and from what I understand the quality of CD-R has actually gone down in the past few years, to the point where they won't last even as long as 10 years... It'd be interesting to know what people use for long term storage. For me it's basically a _running_ hard drive, and whe it gets old, I'll copy it to a newer one.

  86. Apre Moi, Le Deluge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apre Moi, Le Deluge

  87. coffin cam by kippa · · Score: 1

    Wireless Coffin Cam...the best way for a person to be able to post up-to-date personal information after death!

    Seriously, seems like the only parties that might be interested in your lifelong data after you die would be creditors looking for owed money.

  88. But some screen names are worth more than others.. by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

    I happened to have snatched a few good screen names on popular web portals (not here on /., sadly). For example, my Yahoo screen name is routinely hacked (once successfully---thanks to the folks at Yahoo for returning it to me) since it's just my last name and not something annoying like name plus numbers or other annoying cruft.

    I've included these screen names along with my estate in my last will for my kids. What'll they do with them? Ignore 'em, most likely. But it's possible they'll auction them off on ebay and maybe earn a few extra bucks off me.

  89. Back up your private key! by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here's a convenient method to back up your GnuPG private key: Excerpt from O'Reilly's Linux Security Cookbook

    This sort of thing is vital for decrypting your files after your death, or if you are injured and suffer amnesia, or other morbid scenarios in which your data outlives you.

    1. Re:Back up your private key! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine is tattooed on my chest.

  90. Good question by lintux · · Score: 1

    I wonder what'd happen too. There are many people who would never notice it, apart from the lack of reactions to their e-mails to me.

    And what would happen to the open source stuff I wrote? Will someone else take care of it or will it die with me? I tried to post something about this on /. some time ago, but the moderator didn't seem to find it very interesting back then.

  91. Dead Man Switch by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

    I'm very soon to implement a 'dead man switch' for my own use. I do freelance programming work and I have a number of return customers who I'm pretty much always working for, as well as a few customers I provide hosting for.

    If I'm ever hit by a bus, or crash a plane or whatever other nasty thing which kills, or severely incapacitates me (coma, etc) I want my clients to know about it so that they can do what is necessary.

    My system will simply watch for my login activity..
    * if I havn't logged in in a week it will send a reminder email to me every day for the next 3 days
    * if I havn't logged in 3 days more it will SMS me a warning every day for 3 days (if I can find a good way to send SMS to my server I'll set it up so I can confirm from my phone just incase I'm not near an internet connection for some reason)
    * on the 13th day of inactivity it will email & SMS selected people to ask them to confirm my status to the system
    * if my status is confirmed, then emails & SMS will go out to technical contacts to advise of the situation, what they need to do (giving passwords required etc), and who they should contact if they have any problems

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  92. international, crosslinked archive by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    What would be DAMN cool (to me anyway... I love genealogy and personal histories) would be an international, crosslinked, searchable archive of the email of the dead. Oh sure, "porn buddies" would cleanse any submitted material, but it'd be nice to easily read the correspondence of deceased relatives or other personalities of historical interest. The archive would have to subsist on donations and would have to verify all the correspondents are dead, I'm sure, or face being in the middle of a bunch of lawsuits. I suppose IM logs could be included, too.

    What do y'all think?
    -l

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  93. Already happened by PsychoKiller · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q= ecmguy&btnG=Search

    There was a very respected GM ecm hacker that posted a lot of information on the Engine Control Modules (ie computers) that run GM vehicles.

    He passed away, and now that information is almost lost, as he was hosting it on yahoo and geocities, and the accounts have since expired.

    Some people have mirrored it, but it's getting hard to find.

  94. You can't own ideas, only physical items by Dinglenuts · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Intellectual property is a fallacy, and this entire thread is started over the arrangement of ones and zeros on physical media. You can't own someone's data, you can only own the hard drive it's on. End of story. Everything else is a government created myth.

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  95. EQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like who I'm going to leave my EQ accounts to? :S

  96. My brother died four years ago, at age 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He kept financial records for my dad, and it was very difficult (and in some cases impossible) to reconstruct passwords for some of the accounts.

    That was far from the worst part of the "digital legacy" though. There were a couple of online groups he was active with, and every couple of weeks I'd get an email from a friend who hadn't heard the news and have to tell them. It was very, very hard to reply without a great deal of sadness. I'd have rather had every password inaccessible than go through that part of it again.

    Probably the best way to deal with that part of it is make your own form letter telling people you like you are no longer there to correspond with. That way family members can cut and paste it in response so they don't have the wound opened up again and again over the next few weeks.

    / Still misses his brother every day.

    1. Re:My brother died four years ago, at age 26 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh. . .

  97. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Or is this the third article on the topic of "What happens to one's data when one dies"? It looks like the actual article reported is new, so maybe the NYTimes is the one rehasing old stories...I'm just looking for evidence that I'm not crazy here.

  98. One Easy Answer by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > When my partner died, it was a nightmare to get all the dialup services cancelled, etc. etc. Anybody who has a credit card which is automatically billed, that billing goes on regardless - not that dead people have to worry about credit ratings, but it can cost your estate (read, your friends and family) a lot of time and money.

    First, while you and yours are alive, make sure each adult has a single credit account for them alone. If you're married, have your husband get a credit card in his name, and get one in only yours. Then, if one or the other person dies, simply close the accounts that are joint. Also, to prevent those companies that continue to bill after an account closes, report all of the cards lost. That shuts down the autodebit pipe tight. Also (and this has security benefits even when you're alive), get one card that will be used only for autodebit stuff, and put all autodebits on that one card. Never use a checking account for this stuff, get a card, and only one. That also simplifies stopping such things upon death.

    Virg

  99. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who in the world needs an attorney when there's this free legal service? Plus we all know that slashdot will outlive all of us, so you could even post your will here.

  100. dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I am dead I really dont think email is going to be on the top of my issues list. Heck why does a corps need vigra or a home mortgague anyway?

  101. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by frostman · · Score: 2, Funny

    For business related death...

    So you work for the mob?

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  102. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by g0at · · Score: 1

    business related death

    So, there I was rotating logs one day, and suddenly all this crap in the maillog was just too much for me to handl--

    -b

  103. Slashdot editor simulator by richmaine · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you are a slashdot editor, just leave behind a script that creates random duplicates of old postings. Nobody will notice that you died. :-)

  104. If and when? by frostman · · Score: 1

    if and when the inevitable should occur...

    Wow, that's optimism for you.

    --

    This Like That - fun with words!

  105. Dead Man's Switch (Re:Haven't, but...) by WeirdKid · · Score: 1

    It's called a Dead Man's Switch. I believe there was a web-based service that offered this a few years ago. I wonder if they're still around. And, someone's already written another DMS app in response to the NYT article mentioned in this story.

    1. Re:Dead Man's Switch (Re:Haven't, but...) by MacBorg · · Score: 1

      good to hear... thought I'd heard about that, but tahnks for the extra info

  106. promises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When someone dies, people come out of the woodwork to claim various issues. The dead cannot verify or dispute these claims, so having records (and especially receipts) can help settle arguments that will arise.

    Having an email trail may be helpful. Who knows?

  107. Digital breaking and entering by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Easy enough on recent Macs; boot to target mode, and the Mac's an external FW drive. (NB: this can be disabled by owner.)
    Much Unix/Windows stuff gives way to a Knoppix-type boot CD-- about the easiest "parallel installation" possible.

    My standard computer B&E tools:
    Knoppix Linux-on-CD distro
    Two USB/FW drive enclosures with cables (a SCSI enclosure, and USB/SCSI adapter for it, are in my advanced kit).
    One 1GB ATA Hard drive, with DOS and a general Clear-CMOS utility. (SCSI version is in my advanced kit.)
    Offline NT Password editor floppy.
    DOS/Clear-CMOS boot floppy.
    One "friggin huge" hard drive for putting retrieved data onto. (The first 5GB is a HFS partition with Mac OSX.3, followed by a 32GB FAT32 partition, with the remaining couple hundred GB also formatted FAT32.)
    Screwdriver (Philips/Standard reversible combo)

    The advanced kit also includes dual boot Windows/Linux and OS X/Debian laptops; a USB/FW DVD drive; Windows, Mac OS 9&X, Linux, and Solaris-x86 install disks; crossover ethernet and serial cables; a Torx driver set; lockpicks, bolt cutters, a mini-sledge, and a 1-liter flask for the liquid helium-- which needs to be filled shortly before using. (Haven't needed that yet, though.)

    Various combinations of these will retrieve from almost anything... but be wary of RAID arrays and encrypted (eg: Windows EFS) folders; inexpert attempts may make the data unretrievable.

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    1. Re:Digital breaking and entering by Pantheraleo2k3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      #dd if=/dev/hda |gzip -f >/mnt/really_big_drive/client03062004.dd.gz

      Should help on your Knoppix or other Unix-based box. Do this before you begin, and you have an effective CYA in case you screw something up.

      Also, take a look at Microsoft's EFS documents. There's a Recovery certificate you can create. I could imagine storing one in a safe deposit box so that your executor can decrypt your documents after you die

  108. Resumé Help by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "And with the economy ramping up, I might have a shot at a new job!"

    I think we're ALL looking forward to that shift in the tides. :-)

    "It all boils down the the fact that I can't seem to write a decent resume to save my life."

    Seriously, check out some resumé services. Short of the "Never Lie" Rule, everything else is just formatting. We devour folks who claim C++ as an area of expertise but who then can't scribble down a simple class on a scrap of paper during the interview.

    Here's a useful diatribe on resumés. That Joel guy gets a bit zealous at times, but often has a decent perspective to consider.

    Here's another discussion on resumés. Same Joel guy, but it's a forum on his company's site. Just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

    Best of luck!

    1. Re:Resumé Help by doublem · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      I need all the help I can get.

      As for lying, I've spent six years running a distance learning environment with close to 200,000 students using a system the vendor rates for 10,000. It's fun making a system do things stably that the vendor insisted wasn't possible. :)

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    2. Re:Resumé Help by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      > It's fun making a system do things stably that the vendor
      > insisted wasn't possible. :)

      So much for the vendor's plan to force you into that lucrative upgrade. :-)

      With that background it doesn't sound like you'll need any luck at all. In which case I'll just say enjoy the new job once the economy picks up! May you find a happy piece of cyberturf.

  109. Posterity isn't up to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I study literature or art history, mostly what I hear is "it's a pity that his early work has been lost."

    How do you know you will be important in the future? In particular, the letters of famous authors are often prized for the insight they provide into the mental process behind the work and the life that influenced it. Most important of these letters are the ones written before the author hits it big.

  110. AOL by Gothmolly · · Score: 1
    I suppose that I'd commit suicide too, if I was forced to use AOL as an ISP.


    -1, Insensitive Clod

    --
    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
  111. reamer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that when your body is rendered into artificial dairy creamer? :-P

    yes, that way my DNA is guaranteed to be recycled through an ever smarter gene pool. As the number of nerds increases the number of cups of coffee increases, the number of teaspoons of Coffee-Mate increases - I WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!

  112. web immortality by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I've been using usenet since 1988, with an alias since 1997. With google that stuff seems to stick around forever. Some of the comments I wouldnt want my mother to read, but she could if clever enough.

    I recall reading some site that snapshot and archive the web, but forgot where these were. I wonder if google archives?

    1. Re:web immortality by d-e-w · · Score: 1

      http://web.archive.org

  113. StuntCopter by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some people may remember the Macintosh game StuntCopter. When the developer died, his parents released the software into the public domain:

    These arcade games were programmed by Duane Blehm. They have all been previously released and are currently offered by most sources of Public Domain software. Duane unexpectedly died a year ago. Cairo ShootOut and Puzz'l required users to send $3.00 to Duane to receive a "Key Code" to unlock all of the features of the program. All of Duane's games contained offers to sell the source code of the programs to programmers who wanted to see how Duane wrote them. Duane's parents have been swamped with Key Code and source code requests that they are unable to supply. These new versions have been altered at the request of Duane's parents. These versions have been unlocked and will allow full access to all of the features. The offers for source code have also been removed. Duane's parents have requested that if you have any of the old versions of Duane's games that you destroy them and replace them with the new versions. Please do not distribute any of the prior versions. Distribution of these new versions is encouraged and requested. Thank You and Have Fun!

  114. Thermite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is rather simple for me, I simply have some thermite attached to all stored data devices that interface with a heart monitor. It does quite well burning at over 3000C.

  115. Safe? by abb3w · · Score: 1

    If the combination to a safe is lost or unknown, it still can be opened. It may require a locksmith, several hours of trying combinations brute force, or just plain drilling the safe, but it is possible.

    Time locks, I suppose, would make non-destructive methods harder; but if it's important enough, and you can drag in heavy enough equipment, you can drill even a bank vault safe open. Which, by the way, is NOT a random example: one consulting company I worked for was based in a remodeled bank building... which was the root cause of an "unfortunate incident".

    --
    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    1. Re:Safe? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      To get past an electronic lock you need an electronic locksmith. You can also try brute force. The safe wouldn't add anything that doesn't already exist.

      --
      Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
  116. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're f***ing DEAD man! let them wait a while.

  117. Re:well.. For Projects, at least... by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    ESR has a Continuity Page for his projects.

    --
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -- HST
  118. Digital media?? by Art_Vandelai · · Score: 1
    Everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that some of this stuff has tremendous value that may be useful and valuable after we're gone.

    Lets say I die, and I own a copy of Windows XP Professional, and a library of 5000 songs purchased (legally) from iTunes, as well as a bunch of CD's which I've also converted to mp3's.

    Who gets the digital media? If my wife doesn't want to keep the computer around, does she have the right to sell the digital songs to at least get some use out of them? Would title automatically pass to her like physical property does? Can she uninstall XP and use it on her own computer? Or is the licence tied to me, and when I expire, the licence expires. Do the CD's have to go with the digital files created from them? Many products today, such as iTunes, seem to be tied to the physical devices the media is located on. If the hard drive crashes and I get a new computer, that reduces the allowable computers for that media, and if you're only allowed one (like with XP) then tough luck, buddy.

    Do I have the right to will these things to someone else? When I run off to meet the choir invisible, I want my heirs to be able to access all of the information that I have paid for.

    These are assets which over a person's lifetime, can accumulate and become very valuable. Knowing that the media will have a life beyond the life of the current owner is an important question that few seem to have grasped or provided any relevant solutions for.

  119. How can it be heaven... by ravind · · Score: 1

    ...if they don't have Internet access?

  120. We're an independent company. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    In this case, we're an independent company, and the passwords are for other things than user passwords, mostly.

  121. Re:PLEASE!!!!! by ahaning · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your junk and pron isn't that important to anybody but yourself!!!!

    And your porn-buddy.

    Porn buddy: When you've died, a friend of yours has a key to your apartment/flat and they get to your place before your family and clean out all of the pornography. You're sad that your friend is gone, but there's a bright side.

    (Stolen from the first episode of Coupling.)

    --
    Withdrawal before climax is very ineffective and those who try this are usually called "parents."
  122. Re:Use Attorney for business (and personal financi by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    How come we never see Tony Sopranos sysadmin? Surely the Bada-Bing has a website! Ahh well, Tony would probably smack the guy over the head with a Dell laptop anyhow.

  123. Ta Da! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you took an entirely gratuitous swipe at Microsoft, on the subject of crossing the street.

    Genius, pure genius.

    Fuckwit.

  124. Hmm, maybe it's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that you're being a real dick about it?

    If you sent me "several demands in strong language" to learn "an unguessable password that includes punctuation and numbers," I'd come kick your ass.

    But that's just me.

    1. Re:Hmm, maybe it's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anger problem. Obviously, he didn't mean he was disrespectful.

  125. How to widely share your work after your demise... by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1

    1)Create completely random fake tech project which will look interesting to your average slashdot nerd
    2)Compress your important files with apparent project together with a random open source licence
    3)Ensure project hosted on a low grade webserver
    4)Ensure your friends will email a link to the apparently interesting project to slashdot, so that it appears not long after your demise.

    Lay back (well you'd be dead...) as:

    1)The story is featured at least twice on slashdot
    2)Hundreds of people will make backups aka mirrors
    3)Someone creates a bit-torent to ease further sharing
    4)The original copy is automagically shutdown
    5)People eventually realise that what they've spent ages trying to download wasn't worth it :-)

  126. Self Destruction by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    I'll rig up some sort of device to my heart... when it stops because of any reason at all, my entire network/backups/programmed property will be destroyed. No one will get their hands on my files! Muwhahahaha!

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  127. BootScript by guard952 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this required a modification to lilo. One of the boot options then becomes "[The User] has died.". From here it will launch a script purging itself of any 'sensitive information", publishing death notices to your blogs (you even get to write the eulogy), sharing all the music / movies / whatever to as manty p2ps as you can (can't get sued if you're dead), and displaying all passwords and locations of important data to the person logging on.
    Then you can launch a few DOS attacks agains a few friends (or not friends?!).

  128. HEY! by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I've actually thought about this, I'll create a lockbox that will be only available to my mom after my death, having her execute a script that will backup anything important and destroy the rest, and send out mails and messages to all who know me

  129. Getting to the Other Side by cammoblammo · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of a joke that my six year old told me the other day (it's the first joke she's ever told me that qualifies as humour, so I'm allowed to be proud!)

    There were two guys walking along on opposite sides of a river. One guy yells out, 'Hey, how do I get to the other side?'

    The other guy yells out, 'You're already on the other side!'

    As I remember, six was a happy time of my life too.

    --

    Cogito, ergo sig.

  130. I know someone who had this happen by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    Back in the ancient days of Fidonet, there was a local guy who'd been a node since the very early days (mid to late 80's I believe). Sometime in the late 90's he passed away. However, his BBS and Fido node kept running for many months after. This was a testament to the stability of BBSs back in the day as well as the work he did to make things useful on his board. Finally his widow had to shut the board down. He hadn't left his passwd or any of the other bits of info for her to be able to pass the board on to someone. It was interesting that the users of his board didn't know he was gone for quite a wile.

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    --
    If I actually could spell I'd have spelled it right in the first place.
  131. waybackmachine.org is the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    waybackmachine.org has been caching sites for years. hopefully it will exist for eternity and make it easy for someone's data to live forever.

  132. Reruns by WillDraven · · Score: 1

    My movie is going to be on constant reruns until the end of computing as we know it.

    I've left instructions in my will to take my several years worth of chat logs that ive been saving diligently and use them to train an irc bot, so that even in death I shall continue to chat aimlessly about pr0n and warez.

    --
    This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
  133. Here's my plan... by NuclearDog · · Score: 0

    Here is my plan, to be implemented when I get around to it:

    In the event that I do not reset my "dead switch" script, have it do the following things:

    - Update my site so there are affiliate & donation systems so I keep making money.
    - Continue to post requested updates to my clients website, for more money.
    - Have it update crontab to run scripts so that my bills are paid.
    - Have my server post "GNAA" posts to Slashdot at random.
    - Have it post random articles from Slashdot onto my own website.
    - Have it randomly change the CSS file for my website to diffirent colour schemes, so it looks updated.
    - Have it update my system with critical security patches regulary.
    - Have it log into Yahoo, Aim and MSN at random and talk with my friends.
    - Have it arm my alarm system, and call the police in the event it goes off.
    - Have it randomly turn lights on & off, so my house looks lived in.
    - Have it automatically encrypt my porn archives. (Not delete, don't want to lose them in the event it accidentially goes off. :))
    - Have it randomly log into forums I frequent and post short, ambigous replies.
    - Call up some people I really hate, and call them an asshole, at random times in the evening, every day of the week.
    - And finally, call into work dead.

    That should be about it... I had some more but with my horrible memory forgot them...

    ND

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    This statement is forty-five characters long.
  134. what about those fetish vids? by binarybum · · Score: 1

    I think we can all admit this whole topic is euphamistic for how do I make absolutely sure no one finds the awful porn on my computer when I die.

    --
    ôó
  135. The key problem with today's world.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Nobody cares about your data. They just want your money, which is easy enough to find.


    I watched a TV program about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster and found out the root cause of the disaster was money. Apparently, bonus money was on the line, and time was short so they disregarded public safety, and plant saftey, to run the ill-fated safety test.

    The results have since become legendary.

    Concerning man's preoccupation with monetary wealth, the Bible said it best:


    [10] For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

    -- 1 Timothy 6:10 of the King James Bible


    I look at things this way....

    It's all His:


    [1] The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.

    -- Psalms 24:1 of the King James Bible


    and you can't 'take it with you':


    [20] But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?
    [21] So is he that layeth up treasure for himself, and is not rich toward God.

    -- Luke 12:20-21 of the King James Bible

  136. Pornstar navels. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Sheesh. Nobody likes my navel. Maybe this means someone's going to post a better picture of it.

    I'll wait until I have good navel lint again, and then get a picture take with more flattering lighting.

    As if everyone else has pornstar navels...

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca