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  1. oblig. simpsons on Army Sent to Fight Millions of Invading Toxic Toads · · Score: 5, Funny

    KENT
    Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, and local citizens couldn't be happier! It seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered rat', or the 'gutter bird'. For the first time, citizens need not fear harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags.

    Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. Several lizards slink past.

    QUIMBY
    For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive place to while away our worthless lives, I present you with this scented candle.

    Skinner talks to Lisa.

    SKINNER
    Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.

    LISA
    But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

    SKINNER
    No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

    LISA
    But aren't the snakes even worse?

    SKINNER
    Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

    LISA
    But then we're stuck with gorillas!

    SKINNER
    No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  2. Re:Is it just me? on Arctic Sea Level Falling? · · Score: 1

    are you suggesting to divide that result by 50 then? that wont get you an exact answer. if i wanted to measure one sheet of paper precisely i'd do it with a caliper.

    my point was that the measurement not only was small, but was taken to two significant digits. which i would think would be very difficult to tell from orbit. (not to mention the the earth's oceans are liquid and tend to have waves)

    i suggest you measure that 50 sheet stack of paper with a ruler that is 30 miles long.

  3. Is it just me? on Arctic Sea Level Falling? · · Score: 1

    or does 2.17mm seem too exact and a very small measurement to be taken from a satellite? I mean even GPS is off by a bit.

  4. Re:Lotus Notes on A Database for the Office? · · Score: 1

    Definately Domino/Lotus Notes.

    go to http://www.notes.net/ and download a trial and then go to http://www.openntf.org/ and check out some of their projects.

  5. Re:anyone else see a problem? on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1

    the 800 number operator wont see the cameras too?

  6. Re:killing 21 and injuring 150 on Stupid Engineering Mistakes · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disas ter

    apparently the molasses moved at 35 MPH -- thats some fast molasses.

    i guess "slow as molasses in january" isnt that slow.

  7. runner up design on Slashdot CSS Redesign Winner Announced · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i like the second place entry better.

  8. OH NO!!! My mouse was made in China!!! on Lenovo Banned by U.S. State Department · · Score: 1

    It must be sending secrets to the Commies!!!!

  9. phishing? i think not on Vonage going IPO · · Score: 1

    The vonageipo.com address is owned by vonage. That is easy to find out. However, the reason it is not on the vonage.com site could be some SEC regulation about advertising an IPO and having it separate from the main company website. I'm not sure about this, mainly because I am not a stock guy, but I could see this being an issue.

  10. Re:Success of Fedora on The Increasing Importance of Community · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that has nothing to do with the success of fedora, the fedora foundation was trying to be a legal entity to handle the legal aspect of the distribution and it was determined it was too cumbersome to be effective
    http://fedoranews.org/cms/node/583

  11. their estimates are low on Next Generation Spam Zombies Will Use Data Mining · · Score: 1

    Research firms figure spam accounts for about 40 per cent of the billions of e-mails sent each day.

    It's more like 70-80% as my spam firewall allows 22% of email.

  12. i dont like it on Microsoft PowerShell RC1 · · Score: 1

    sorry. (wait, it's microsoft, why am i apologizing?)

    first it's slow. slower than it takes cygwin to load. second, it's too much typing. all the short form aliases are nice, but seriously, remove-item for rm? maybe it's just me, maybe it'll grow on me, but i doubt it. plus, they really should do a google search before coming up with names, the first result for powershell is http://powershell.sourceforge.net/ (the thought did cross my mind)

  13. oh yeah, its P2P on Music Downloads = Expensive Concerts? · · Score: 1

    not the ridiculous concert riders (someone to have water at 34.5deg F, sort M&M's, make catered meals consisting of lunchmeat with bread that's too small), the immense light shows, the 15 tour busses full of dancers, musicians, and roadies, (one tour bus for the star, more if there is a band that cant ride in the same bus together), all the trucks full of stage parts, lights .... you get my point.

  14. Re:wouldn't it just be easier on Pentium Computers Vulnerable to Attack? · · Score: 1

    good point, i didn't realize that, but from TFA ....

  15. wouldn't it just be easier on Pentium Computers Vulnerable to Attack? · · Score: 1

    to use some other exploit? I mean the steps and time involved to use this would be too long to really be effective, since you have to wait until the machine actually overheats to get to this situation. What's the MTBF for a CPU fan these days? 50-70K hrs? They'll be waiting a while to gain admin access.

  16. rub it in.... on Gmail vs Pine · · Score: 1

    why dont you. seriously, we're all really happy you work at google

  17. let him be ceo on Should the Computer Science Guy Be CEO? · · Score: 1

    take the CIO, CTO, COO whatever. You'll get to a place at some point where you will be dealing with so much crap as CEO you'll miss the hands on tech stuff that you got your CS major to do.

  18. so.... on Apple Officially Releases Beta Dual Boot Loader · · Score: 1

    how long has apple been working on this? I'm guessing longer than it took for whoever it was to figure out how to boot XP.

    had this been posted 5 days ago, i wouldnt believe it, good thing they waited.

  19. Microsoft? Consistant? on Linux, to be (Like Microsoft) or Not to be? · · Score: 1

    yeah right. i am re-loading a pc right now, using ibm's restore tool. it is loading hotfixes as we speak. each one is completely different. some use /q some are /quiet some are /n some are /noreboot. if that's what microsoft calls consistancy.....

  20. Gnome on Kororaa Releases XGL LiveCD · · Score: 3, Funny

    ok, you cant call something Kororaa and use gnome as a window manager. granted gororaa isnt really a good name, but still, that's just wrong.

  21. Re:... but are they still stuck with Notes? on IBM Germany Leaving Vista for Linux · · Score: 1

    stuck with notes? i was hoping that would mean a native linux version of notes.

  22. Re:IBMr on What Corporate Email Limits Do You Have? · · Score: 1

    ah well, hopefully one day it will be.

  23. Re:IBMr on What Corporate Email Limits Do You Have? · · Score: 1

    It's been so long since I did work at IBM so I forgot about MyAttachments. Is that available anywhere outside of IBM? I can't seem to find it. I could really use it.

  24. from the sound of your comment on Laptops Required for Freshmen · · Score: 1

    Guess which laptop is the preferred one..."

    you'd think they picked dell or something.

  25. holy big file batman!! on Black Holes and Cosmic Snapshots · · Score: 1

    big enough?