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  1. (Eric Cartman voice) Kickass! on The Star Wars Car · · Score: -1

    I dont know what you guys are talking about, saying you wouldnt be caught dead in that car. I would pay the guy to let me drive it. That car rocks! I think the Light Saber on the passenger side dash is really a nice touch.
    If I were building it however, I would have made the side cannon into a paintball gun or something, so you can do more than pretend to blast problem drivers. >:-)

  2. JB Weld == god on Obtaining Replacement Parts for Your Laptop? · · Score: -1

    if anything breaks, JB Weld can fix it. When the plastic hinge piece broke off of an old out-of-production Dell laptop, I mixed up some JB Weld, applied it to the hinge, clamped it with a quik-grip mini, and the next day it was good as new. i also used it to fix a shattered gearbox on one of my RC planes, but that's a different story

  3. D'oh! Woohoo! on Lego to Stop Producing Mindstorms · · Score: -1

    I had the mindstorms set as a child, and i loved it. I'm sad they won't be making them anymore, but there is a bright side to this...
    How much do you think that programmable lego set will be worth say, 5 years after they stopped making it? And I've still got two of them!

  4. Who needs one? on Pluto: Linux-based Do-everything System · · Score: 0, Funny

    A car? Pht!!! Why would you ever want to leave?

  5. UK secrets? on UK National Archives Divulge Secrets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they finally admit to knowledge of 007's actions?

  6. Re:YES! on Windows CE.NET Ported to Xbox · · Score: 0

    My point is that it is pointless

  7. YES! on Windows CE.NET Ported to Xbox · · Score: 0

    YES! We've done it gentleman... We have successfully ported a Microsoft operating system onto a microsoft computer. Congratulations!!!

  8. Next move on Tim Berners-Lee Attains Knighthood · · Score: 1, Funny

    On his return, he was reported to have taken rook E4

  9. Soviet UK on UK Police Want An Automotive Tractor Beam · · Score: -1, Troll

    In soviet England, CAR stops YOU!

  10. the solution on UK Police Want An Automotive Tractor Beam · · Score: 0

    Policemen all have guns. If they were as malicious and ill-contented as everyone is making them out to be, they would randomly shoot people for speeding in a school zone.
    Do you know why they don't shoot out a red-light-runner's tires? because every time they pull that trigger they have toi fill out the biggest shitload of paperwork when they get back to the precinct. Hell, it requires a few forms even if they unholster it.
    My solution to the car-stopping mechanism is to make the police officers fill out the same amount of paperwork as they do when they whip out a pistol and fire a round into all 4 of your tires.

  11. Re:C3PO was the first running robot! on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I saw that too, but it was a long long time ago, I forget where, I know it was far far away...

  12. Don't you see that turbo button? on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    No, you see, that little blue light on their chest is really a 'turbo' button, but they didnt press it in the video clips for fear of being trampled by mechanical elves.

  13. I don't quite remember... on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    Was that before or after I pretended to keel over from an asthma attack?

  14. More workers lost to automated robots on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    The robots are taking over the jobs of factory workers, car painters, and assembly line employees, and now we know who's next...
    Watch your back, Riverdance!

  15. Hmm... on Sony Claims First Running Humanoid Robot · · Score: 0

    Wow, those robots have got it goin' on!
    Does Sony offer dance lessons?

    Some would call it overkill, I call it fun. ~Chris Hammond

  16. I'll be rich!!! on When Good Patents Go Bad · · Score: 0

    Hey, I should patent the method and application of having 10 fingers. That way, everyone on earth would have to either pay me, or cut off a finger!
    BWAAA-HAHAHAHA!!! --er, sorry i usually keep the maniacal laugh to myself.

    I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

  17. Dude, what's this country coming to? on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    An open letter to whoever this whiny b!tch is:

    Get over it you whiner!!! We can't change a whole industry's worth of labels, pamphlets and terminology just because you thought "slave? that's not very nice..."
    Besides, what's a person this stupid and emotional doing in the computer business anyway? what are we supposed to call is now? The controllably challenged drive? No.
    This is getting out of hand people, we need to stop. Pedophiles don't even want to be called pedophiles anymore, they want to be called priests.

  18. My last email: on Send Emails After Your Death · · Score: 0

    My last email would read:

    Dear Fred,
    remember that bet we had on that footbal game in hcollege?
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Good luck getting your 50 bucks now!!!!!

  19. Damnit! on Earth's Asteroid Risk Downgraded · · Score: 0

    Relief? that's not a relief! That means the astronomical meteor shelter I've been building for the last 20 years is a total waste! What am i going to do with a 15x15' room with 6' thick cement walls, capable of withstanding several nuclear blasts?
    Wait a second! I can sit in it while I post anti-microsoft threads!

  20. Hmm... on Bicycle Tech Drivetrain Advances Showcased · · Score: 0

    What if the chain falls off though? if it is inside the frame, you'd be kinda screwed.

    Pretty sweet though, now i don't have to worry about always getting my damn shoelaces stuck on the gear

  21. It's "VMO" you insensitive clod! (n/t) on This Just In: People Smell · · Score: 0

    (n/t)

  22. Hicks don't have technology on Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again · · Score: 0

    "But we's got that there grave of billy the kyid, not yous guys!" "I gots an idear, how bouts we do one of them fancy Dyee En Hey tests?" "Yeah, but don'ts we got to dig up them there coyorpses" "Hell, i've got me a spade shovel."

  23. Missed a sentence, sue me. on Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again · · Score: -1

    I didnt catch that one about his mother. I got 2 hours of sleep last night (+ 3 mugs of coffee)

  24. What's DNA? Diluted neuron afflction?!?! on Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again · · Score: 0

    Dude, you said they were going to do a DNA test? Doesnt a DNA test require, oh... something to compare it against?
    Maybe they'll just compare which DNA strand's codons are closest to being an anagram of "Billy the Kid"

    (btw, what kind of stupid question is that? truth or money?!? That's like asking, "open source or money?" If you need moral guidance here, just ask the OTHER "Billy the Kid")

  25. Corporations == Evil on IE To Block Pop-Ups · · Score: 0

    It's because we want to delay Micro$oft's taking over of the world as long as possible.