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Tim Berners-Lee Attains Knighthood

sandalwood writes "Tim Berners-Lee has been promoted to Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire for coming up with that 'intarweb' thing we all use. Characteristically modest, he said that he was an ordinary person who created something that 'just happened to work out.' He will join luminaries like Isaac Newton, Francis Drake, and... Mick Jagger."

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  1. Tsu Doe Nihm by Shky · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Tim Berners-Lee", of course, is just a clever pseudonym for Al Gore. The article failed to mention this.

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    1. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by ajberg · · Score: 1, Funny

      NoNoNo. It wasn't Al Gore or Time Berners Lee. It was SCO who invented the web. They just stole the idea.

    2. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by dmobrien_2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

      May God Shiva Bless him and his offspring!

    3. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And Al Gore is just a clever pseudonym for the woman who had that coffee at MacDonald's. Honestly! Did you hear about that? She ordered coffee, demanded they put it in the microwave to make it extra hot, then poured it all over her legs, invented the Internet, and sued Microsoft.

      Talk about frivalous.

    4. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven ... I almost went back in time."
      -- Steven Wright

      It hasn't happened yet, sort of.

    5. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Al invented the internet. Tim just did the Web.

    6. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by K8Fan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry, but this is a pet peeve of mine. What Al Gore claimed was:

      During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

      A statement that is, in fact, true. All any politician can do to assist in any venture is to get a bill written to provide funding. Al Gore did that. At the time, he was considered a space case by his fellow Senators for insisting that the Internet would be important. Phillip Hallam-Baker of the web development team at CERN said:

      In the early days of the Web, he was a believer, not after the fact when our success was already established -- he gave us help when it counted. He got us the funding to set up at MIT after we got kicked out of CERN for being too successful. He also personally saw to it that the entire federal government set up Web sites. Before the White House site went online, he would show the prototype to each agency director who came into his office. At the end he would click on the link to their agency site. If it returned 'Not Found' the said director got a powerful message that he better have a Web site before he next saw the veep.

      ...and the creators of TCP/IP said this:

      Al Gore and the Internet

      By Robert Kahn and Vinton Cerf

      Al Gore was the first political leader to recognize the importance of the Internet and to promote and support its development.

      No one person or even small group of persons exclusively "invented" the Internet. It is the result of many years of ongoing collaboration among people in government and the university community. But as the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time.

      Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." We don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he "invented" the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet. The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening. We feel it is timely to offer our perspective.

      As far back as the 1970s Congressman Gore promoted the idea of high speed telecommunications as an engine for both economic growth and the improvement of our educational system. He was the first elected official to grasp the potential of computer communications to have a broader impact than just improving the conduct of science and scholarship. Though easily forgotten, now, at the time this was an unproven and controversial concept. Our work on the Internet started in 1973 and was based on even earlier work that took place in the mid-late 1960s. But the Internet, as we know it today, was not deployed until 1983. When the Internet was still in the early stages of its deployment, Congressman Gore provided intellectual leadership by helping create the vision of the potential benefits of high speed computing and communication. As an example, he sponsored hearings on how advanced technologies might be put to use in areas like coordinating the response of government agencies to natural disasters and other crises.

      As a Senator in the 1980s Gore urged government agencies to consolidate what at the time were several dozen different and unconnected networks into an "Interagency Network." Working in a bi-partisan manner with officials in Ronald Reagan and George Bush's administrations, Gore secured the passage of the High Performance Computing and Communications Act in 1991. This "Gore Act" supported the Nati

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    7. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The above post is, to the limits of my knowlege, 100% correct.

      And the above poster is, to my knowlege, 100% devoid of a sense of humor.

      I'd wager that everyone who cares to know, knows the gist of what Gore really said. It's a joke. It's supposed to be funny. See the moderation? "Funny." People regularly take the statements of politicians wildly out of context for the purposes of humor. If you are unfamiliar with this phenomenon, consider watching late-night network television.

    8. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Too bad the first reaction of a lot of people when they hear the claim that Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet, is to laugh and say "Heh, politicians, they try to take credit for everything.", I'm glad K8Fan did a detailed description of what Al Gore did for the internet, for which he does actually deserve credit. When will we see you as President, Mr. Gore?

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    9. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      Al Gore was not in congress when the internet was "created". He had no dealings with it what-so-ever. Now, if he wanted to make the claim that he helped with legislation to popularize the World Wide Web, that's a completely different thing.

      At best it's an technically incorrect boast showing his lack of understanding of the terminology. Of course, I wouldn't expect a politician to understand the difference.

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    10. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by philipkd · · Score: 1

      Do you mind if I reprint this on my blog, Philosophistry

    11. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The internet was created before Al Gore was even in office. So, no he couldn't have had a damn thing to do with it, not even as just someone who passed a bill to fund it. What he passed was a bill that *ADDED* more infrastructure to the already existing internet. Him claiming his bill CREATED the net would be like FDR claiming he CREATED the national park system when all he did was create work programs to add improvements to the existing system.

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    12. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To do what he claimed would have required time travel. The internet ALREADY EXISTED. His bill just added more infrastructure to it. That's no small thing, yes, but it's still a smaller thing that what he claimed it did.

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    13. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Actually... he was.

    14. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is the internet a network of a few thousand research computers made overshadowed by AOL and MSN or is the internet the all knowing all encompassing collection of every computer.

    15. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a nice cosy theory of yours and all but Al Gore was in congress during the development of the Internet and both Rob Kahn & Vint Cerf support Gores statement. Are you seriously claiming that Kahn & Cerf are "showing [their] lack of understanding of the terminology"?

      They invented major portions of the ARPANet & Internet! They support Gores claims! How much easier can this get?

    16. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny
      Al Gore was not in congress when the internet was "created".
      Indeed not. He was in the Senate. Like he said he was.
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    17. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by tarius8105 · · Score: 1

      Nope, Internet was originally called ARPA net in the beginning till it was changed in like mid or late 80s. At that point DARPA had made a new network for Advance Research Projects, mostly due to commercial companies sitting on the old ARPA net, which they viewed as a potential security risk. Please re-read your history of the Internet :)

    18. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well.
      if it hadn't been for him we'd probably be running MSN or AOL or somesuch proprietary network.

      i can't see how the internet would ever have escped the university networks without him.

      so, you could say he was instrumental in the creation of the internet as we know it today.

    19. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress is made up of two bodies: the House of Representatives and the Senate.

    20. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this is a pet peeve of mine. What Al Gore claimed was: [...]

      Yes, we're all aware of this. Someone inevitably posts this same explanation each and every time someone makes reference to the claim that Al Gore "invented" the Internet.

    21. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      Do you mind if I reprint this on my blog, Philosophistry

      For my part, please be my guest.

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    22. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by lamz · · Score: 1

      In order for Al Gore to become President, he would have to first take the initiative in freezing hell over.

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    23. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      As someone employed at a university, NO, I would still have been using the internet.

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    24. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by epsilon_alpha · · Score: 1

      Hehehe... saying you invented the internet is like saying you invented e-commerce. Or writing. Or eating, for that matter.

      Stuff like that just comes together; it's a logical advance in the art of communication that no one person can come up with. Naturally, somebody here's going to bring up the telephone, but that's a different story entirely.

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    25. Re:Tsu Doe Nihm by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 1

      Indeed not. He was in the Senate. Like he said he was.

      You're wrong on two counts.

      First, the Senate is part of congress.

      Second, Gore was in neither the Senate nor the House when the internet was "invented".

      1966 - First APRANET plan

      1969 - ARPANET commissioned by DoD for research into networking. First packets sent by Charley Kline at UCLA as he tried logging into SRI. The first attempt resulted in the system crashing as the letter G of LOGIN was entered. (October 29)

      1970 - First publication of the original ARPANET Host-Host protocol

      1972 - Ray Tomlinson (BBN) modifies email program for ARPANET

      1973 - First international connections to the ARPANET

      1974 - Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn publish "A Protocol for Packet Network Interconnection" which specified in detail the design of a Transmission Control Program (TCP)

      1975 - Operational management of Internet transferred to DCA; "Jargon File", by Raphael Finkel at SAIL, first released

      1976 - UUCP (Unix-to-Unix CoPy) developed at AT&T Bell Labs and distributed with UNIX one year later.

      ... and so on and so on ...

      The above and more can be found at: http://www.zakon.org/robert/internet/timeline/

      Nov. 2, 1976 - Gore was elected to the first of four terms in the House.

      Nov. 6, 1984 - Gore elected to Senate

      I, of course, realize that there will still be some of you out there who think all the contributions prior to Al Gore's votes are irrelevant, but there you are.

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  2. Well... by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..now he can slay orcs and save princesses like the best of us.

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    1. Re:Well... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

      That stopped being funny a long, long time ago.

      Kind of like the "all your x belong to us" fad...

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we go with them do you think we'll have lower taxes?

    3. Re:Well... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Speaking of 'orc like creatures'...I wonder if Keith Richards has kicked Mick's ass like he said he would if Mick accepted the knighthood...??

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    4. Re:Well... by isorox · · Score: 1

      If you want to welcome us you need to provide tea and crumpets at 4

    5. Re:Well... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Doesn't he also get presented with his own coconut?

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  3. Oh God.... by QuasiCoLtd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Great... I hear the Great Al Gore Joke/Debate already comming....

  4. Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ARPA was an American military project.

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    1. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by dotwaffle · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, you don't have to be English, you can get an honourary knighthood. And Tim Berners-Lee IS English. And ARPA didn't invent the world-wide-web. Just the internet (www implies HTTP and HTML)

    2. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 4, Informative

      1. No, you don't have to be English.
      A great many Scots, Welsh, Irish, Canadians, etc have been knighted.

      2. Some things weren't invented by Americans, the Web is one of them. Deal.

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    3. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      He's not credited for creating ARPAnet, but rather contributing to what we now see as the world wide web (he founded and leads the w3c at MIT).

    4. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by peragrin · · Score: 1
      Um I wouldn't hold it to high in regard, Former NYC mayor Rudoloph Gulliani(speeling wrong) is an Honaray Knight.

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    5. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite having many political differences with him, I have to say any (well intentioned) honour bestowed on Gulliani after 9/11 is well deserved. At a time when (hmmm, tone this sentence down otherwise it'll be seen as flamebait) many political leaders seemed to disappear into the woodwork, he was one of the few who was willing to stand up and lead. My hat off to him.

    6. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um I wouldn't hold it to high in regard, Former NYC mayor Rudoloph Gulliani(speeling wrong) is an Honaray Knight.
      Just how drunk are you, anyway?
    7. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Informative

      Queen's official title:

      Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

      UK!=England.

      So I guess anyone in the commonwealth can be given an honour. However, TBL is British, so it doesn't matter.

    8. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by be-fan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tim Breners-Lee *is* English. He was born in London and graduated from Oxford. While ARPANET was an American project, Breners-Lee worked on the web while he was at CERN, and it was first made available at CERN in 1990.

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    9. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cool. never knew that he was english...

    10. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by niko9 · · Score: 1

      2. Some things weren't invented by Americans, the Web is one of them. Deal.

      I am dealing with it. /throws a tea bag of Earl Grey in the hudson/ :P

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    11. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, isn't it a stipulation of American citizenship that you can't accept any titles or honors granted by foreign sovereignties (specifically knighthood)? That would make Rudy's knighthood a little difficult for me to believe, unless there's some weird loophole that I don't know about.

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    12. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a Canadian rule, not a US one. The Canadians got really pissed a few years ago when Conrad Black, the media magnate, was awarded a gong.

    13. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm, your kidding right? I have never heard of such a thing and would think it obvious that such a restriction goes against the very idea of being an American citizen. Filtering out those who accept titles and such for certain public offices is another matter.

    14. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      Awarded a bong? I'd say that's cool. What are they so mad about, it's not like they have a US-style war on drugs up there.

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    15. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Sir Tim invented the World Wide Web, not the Internet. In retrospect, the submitter probably should have said "World Wide Web" instead of the intentionally inaccurate term "intarweb."

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    16. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah, here's the correction, from some article on knights in E! Online (hardly a credible source, but the first credible source I could find after 5 minutes googling):

      A few Americans--Rudy Giuliani in 2001, for example--have received what's called Honorary Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire. American knights can't use Sir before their names, but they can choose to add KBE to the end. So, the next Indiana Jones movie will be directed by Steven Spielberg KBE.

      OK, then, that's settled.

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    17. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by WillyElectrix · · Score: 1

      You just have to be a member of the commonwealth, like Sir Run Run Shaw, producer of such quality chop socky movies such as Dirty Ho, Invincible Pole Fighter and Shaolin Master Killer. --

    18. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Informative

      And of course, CERN is in Geneva, Switzerland. So, not only was the Web invented by a Brit, it was invented in Switzerland, which is possibly even further away from North America than the UK...

    19. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Not many Canadians recently, except for Conrad Black and we were glad to be shut of him. By law, Canadians can't accept Bath accessories.

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    20. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by int18 · · Score: 1

      ... and Blade Runner (well, associate producer, anyway)

    21. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Informative

      On Americans receiving honors from foreign states:

      US Constitution

      I.9.8: No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

    22. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      People who are not british can be Knighted, but those who are not "Subjects of the Crown" don't get called "Sir".

      If memory serves correctly, Ronald Reagan was knighted, but he isn't called Sir like Laurence Olivier and Isaac Newton.

      LK

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    23. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by rsidd · · Score: 2, Informative
      You just have to be a member of the commonwealth,

      But not from a republic (like India). You have to owe allegiance to the Queen, like Canadians and Australians.

    24. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by JoeBuck · · Score: 1

      Contributing, my ass. He created it, period, and personally invented the first version of HTTP and HTML as well as the first browser.

    25. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by marnanel · · Score: 1

      That only applies to a "person holding any office of profit or trust under them", i.e. the United States, doesn't it? Giuliani was a city official, and had even finished his time doing that when he was knighted.

      (IANAL, however, and I could be talking nonsense. Corrections welcome.)

      FWIW, there was an amendment proposed in 1810 which would have removed American citizenship from those who held it and accepted knighthoods:

      "If any citizen of the United States shall accept, claim, receive or retain any title of nobility or honour, or shall, without the consent of Congress, accept and retain any present, pension, office or emolument of any kind whatever, from any emperor, king, prince or foreign power, such person shall cease to be a citizen of the United States, and shall be incapable of holding any office of trust or profit under them, or either of them."

      It was passed by the House and the Senate, but fortunately for Giuliani it wasn't ratified by enough of the states to become law.

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    26. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      Thanks. That's what I suspected but I was in a hury and didn't have time to make sure I wasn't mixing him up with someone else.

      Anyway, now that I've had a chance to read about what he's done, the original poster was completely wrong. Tim Berners-Lee is indeed English (born in London) and the fact that ARPA is American is irrelevent. The reason I phrased it as "contributing" was I had assumed no one would put all the pieces together by himself. It seems I was quite wrong, as Tim Berners-Lee is credited with a number of individual projects (which led to HTTP, HTML, and the first web browser as you mentioned).

    27. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by bakes · · Score: 1

      A great many Scots, Welsh, Irish, Canadians, etc have been knighted.

      And some Australians and New Zealanders too. All Commonwealth countries - does this mean you have to be a citizen of a Commonwealth country to qualify?

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    28. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough to most Americans the web IS the Internet...

      The UK concors the world the US gets credit while flooding it with obnoxous ads.

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    29. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A knighthood is bestowed upon anyone as a recognition for significant service to the nation. IE, Rudy Guliani received a knighthood for his service to british citizens in the aftermath of the September 11th attacks.

      A common myth is that you can't use the title outside of the United Kingdom, or that you can't use the title in the United States, etc. This is rooted in the United State's constitutional requirement that officers of the federal government and the several states not accept titles from foreign governments. This is known as Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8 of the Constitution of the United States of America. My understanding is that there isn't anything intrinsic to the honor which nullifies it outside of the british isles or the commonwealth.

    30. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most excellent"!? WOAH!

    31. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Lev13than · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have to owe allegiance to the Queen, like Canadians and Australians

      Actually, it's a no-go for Canadians, who are barred from accepting foreign honours. Just ask Terry Matthews and (especially) the notorious ex-Canadian Lord Black of Crossharbour.

      What Canadians do have is the Order of Canada, which is essentially a knighthood without the titles (sir etc...). The Order of Canada is awarded by the Governor-General on behalf of the Queen of Canada, who just happens to be the same person as the Queen of England - who isn't allowed to bestow titles on Canadians. Simple, eh?

      In other news, for a good review of the British honours system see here.

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    32. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      CERN is in Switzerland but isn't Swiss.

    33. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you damn well don't you can be Scots, Welsh or Northen Irish.

      Damn Yankies

    34. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ireland, a Commonwealth country? I think the Irish would disagree with you over that...

    35. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep talking like that and half the American /. audience will grow confused and eventually die of logic asphyixiation... Do carry on.

    36. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there are better examples of Americans accepting knighthoods than Guiliani. George H.W. Bush or Ronald Reagan spring to mind.

    37. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 1

      I imagine the law regarding that particular clause of the constitution is ambiguous. Regardless, it is very clear that it would not apply to American citizens that had never held public office. Perhaps it is based on the capacity in which one is acting. For instance, Mayor Giuliani was acting in his capacity as Mayor of New York when he undertook the actions which provoked his knighthood. Thus it could be argued that he can not, even when out of office, accept a title conferred for actions he made in his capacity as Mayor.

      Certaintly this is the most plausible explanation of why the initials KBE (or whichever) can still be appended to one's name, but the title Sir can not be prepended. Other explanations abound, but they make no sense. One I've heard is that you can't use the title outside of the British isles (or the commonwealth), which makes no sense since the use of titles is always at the discretion of the holder. Another, which is repeated somewhere else in this thread, is that only subjects of the crown or British citizens can use the title 'Sir'. Does this make any sense? Alright, we're going to make you a KNIGHT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE, but uh-oh, no you can't use the title 'Sir'. Naughty naughty.

    38. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Elektroschock · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wonder wether the UK could be both monarchy and democracy. A non-elected head of state and persons could be knighted (when they are from the Commonwealth). I remind you what Jesus said about it in Matthew 23:

      4 For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.

      5 But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

      [..]

      And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

      10 Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ.

    39. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, Canadians who aren't critical of the Liberal government are allowed to accept knighthood. It's just that Jean Cretien didn't really like those two.

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    40. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Deal.
      Zzz.... huh? My turn already? What are we playing?
    41. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Shadez666 · · Score: 1

      What is this religious babble doing here - There are cures for your disease now, get therapy man!!

    42. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

      There's nothing in a knighthood that says Americans can't use the title Sir.

      Now just because some seem to think the US govt disapproves means nothing - I bet there's no US govts (fed, state or local) which would really give a fuck if some US citizen with a title started referring to himself as Sir.

    43. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
      UK!=England.

      Wrong. The United Kingdom refers to England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

    44. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Honestly, the quality of geek on Slashdot these days is declining. Go find "!=" here:

      http://www.cplusplus.com/doc/tutorial/tut1-3.htm l

    45. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Yes, much to my surprise at the time I posted it (you didn't see all the crap I deleted once I had reread the clause). The 1810 amendment might have been enacted at some point as a legislative law (rather than a constitutional Amendment); IANAL.

    46. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 1

      A revocation of citizenship would require a constitutional amendment.

    47. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Yep, sounds about right. Remember Chuck Yeager? Yup, he was the first to fly faster than the speed of sound. Well, that's because the british were a few months off doing it, and they shared their data with the US. The US never made up their end of the deal, and a few months later... They flew. With our design. Bastards. Ah well, at least we can say "You're a bunch of fools" and live in ignorance/bliss.

    48. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by Darby · · Score: 1

      does this mean you have to be a citizen of a Commonwealth country to qualify?

      Clearly not.
      Jack Ryan is an American and he was knighted. I believe it was in Patriot Games.

    49. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by amcguinn · · Score: 1
      That is correct. Contrary to the parent, citizens of the Republic of Ireland who are not UK citizens do not qualify.

      There is a concept of "Honorary Knighthood", which can be given to non-subjects of the crown. Some recipients who come to mind are Caspar Weinberger, Stephen Spielberg, Rudolph Giuliani a couple of years ago, Bob Geldof and Spike Milligan (last 2 both Irish). As the knighthoods are honorary, they are not entitled to be called Sir Caspar etc.

    50. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      There are a great many Irish people who are very keen to retain their british citizenship.

      There's been quite a bit of blood shed over the issue.

      But then, there's no US military involvement, so FOX news probably doesn't cover it.

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    51. Re:Don't you have to be English to be knighted? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      I never said anything about citizens of the Irish Republic, I just said 'Irish'.

      You may care to consult a map of Ireland some time, there'a a border quite clearly marked.

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  5. Wiki-Minded Guy by LordoftheFrings · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From article:
    "The idea was that by writing something together, and as people worked on it, they could iron out misunderstanding."
    Sounds like the type of idea that got the idea of publicly editable wikis going. Somebody starts a basis of information, and the community smooths it out until it's comprehensive and intelligent (until the trolls get to it).
    1. Re:Wiki-Minded Guy by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      That's also similar to open source.

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    2. Re:Wiki-Minded Guy by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Slashdot. Oh, hang on...

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    3. Re:Wiki-Minded Guy by mmcshane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting that you put it that way. Berners-Lee's vision for "Intuitive Hypertext Editing" is very similar to wiki technology. However where wikis work by shoehorning editing into [rapidly aging] browser technology, TBL envisions a user agent that doesn't differentiate between browsing and editing. In other words, every page you view is editable by the user and changes are sent back to the server via PUT or POST.

      There's a mozilla extension that moves in this direction but I can't quite pull it out of my brain at the moment...

  6. hmmmm.... by freidog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tim Berners-Lee Attains Knighthood does that come with +2 armour?

    1. Re:hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it comes with -1 Redundant.

    2. Re:hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahaa

      I am sorry but,

      hahahahah

    3. Re:hmmmm.... by trb · · Score: 1
      does that come with +2 armour?

      Well, yes, sort of. There are levels of OBE, and Knight Commander is a higher one, +4 of 5, see for instance, this note on their relative rank. Then the OBEs lie within a greater range of honours, also described in the note. Most excellent, dude!

  7. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by david614 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, pardon him for departing from your standards of perfection. I for one don't fault him for accepting an award that he so obviously deserves. History notwithstanding, being knighted is a high honor (honour!) for a Brit. I say congratulations to him.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  9. Knighthood... by Ianoo · · Score: 0, Informative

    You guys do know that getting the KBE is completely different to becoming a Knight and being called "Sir", don't you? I couldn't care less (down with the Monarchy), but if you really want to know the BBC explains it all as usual.

    1. Re:Knighthood... by juglugs · · Score: 0

      What? A Knighthood is different from becomng a Knight? I beg to differ, sir... Wikipedia has it....

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    2. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KBE is completely different to becoming a Knight and being called "Sir", don't you? ....if you really want to know the BBC explains it all as usual.

      Errr.... then why does the BBC article refer to him as "Sir Tim" no less than five times (including in the photo caption), then?

    3. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that, according to the chart of honors you linked to coupled with TFA, TBL's been honored as a "KCB" (under the Orders of Bath) which does, in fact, merit a "Sir/Lady" (or a "Dame" for women).

    4. Re:Knighthood... by lurker412 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, the next time England goes to war are Elton John, Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger going to be leading the charge?

    5. Re:Knighthood... by Politas · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's funny, the article (BBC) certainly refers to him as "Sir Tim", and says he has been knighted.

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    6. Re:Knighthood... by Faluzeer · · Score: 1

      " So, the next time England goes to war are Elton John, Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger going to be leading the charge?"

      One can only hope...:-)

    7. Re:Knighthood... by googleking · · Score: 3, Informative

      errr - no it isn't.

      KBE does mean Sir Tim.

      See here.

    8. Re:Knighthood... by Marillion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A UK mate of mine says that once knighted, the press are required to respect and use the title.

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    9. Re:Knighthood... by Politas · · Score: 1

      Knighthood today doesn't mean what it used to. Feudalism is long gone.

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    10. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong again, dude. The link you wanted -- and according to which your own claims are in error -- is this.

    11. Re:Knighthood... by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 3, Funny
      So, the next time England goes to war are Elton John, Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger going to be leading the charge?

      I don't understand. I thought Elton John was a queen.

    12. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kharma-whore will post the correct one in his 3rd link, the sonafabitch.

    13. Re:Knighthood... by lurker412 · · Score: 1

      I suppose so, mostly. There still remain vestiges of hereditary peerage in the House of Lords, or at least there did the last time I paid any attention. Granted, they don't mean much in the day to day governance. And the monarchy survives, for reasons that escape me. So while feudalism is gone, there are still remnants. Like granting knighthood. Of course, the modern requirement seems to mostly be making lots of money, which Americans can easily relate to. TBL is a happy exception to the rule.

    14. Re:Knighthood... by MrCreosote · · Score: 4, Informative

      BBC link explains nothing

      This explains all.

      There is a difference between KBE and CBE - the K confers knighthood

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    15. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try the google cache of the page. Wiki has enough load.

    16. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohh... I thought it was the usual KDE/CDE war...

    17. Re:Knighthood... by rich_r · · Score: 1

      Where, oh where, are my mod points! +1 coffee/monitor interaction....

    18. Re:Knighthood... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      So, the next time England goes to war are Elton John, Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger going to be leading the charge?

      No, of course not. Everyone knows that for the leading of charges, we will call upon Sir Ian McKellen . (Perhaps with the newly-knighted Sir Tim Berners-Lee providing some upgraded signal fires.)

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    19. Re:Knighthood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL

    20. Re:Knighthood... by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

      I thought Elton John was a queen. He and Ian McKellen are frequently referred to as "Dame Elton" and "Dame Ian" (the feminine version of "Sir"). I'm not sure Her Majesty would approve, but she must prefer it to the above alternative.

  10. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yes, no one is questioning how good is accomplishments are.

    Let's put it this way... if I declared him "High Angel of Intellectual Perfection" or some other title (hey I'm being creative) do you think he would care about such an honor from me-- a nobody? Do you think he would take that honor from the chinese, or perhaps Sadam Hussein?

    The Queen should not have any authority. She doesn't deserve it.

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  11. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny
    What does that old wrinklebag do that is so special, that gives her so many fans? I think I know.
    I read this multiple times saying "Her? Her?" until I read the next line and realised you were talking about 'er Maj.

    Rather than Mick Jagger.

    Gawd bless 'er.

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  12. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fundamentalism is idiocy.
    And your post proves you're a fundamentalist.

  13. Real credit for www goes to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Netscape. It would have never taken off without a decent web browser... Mosaic would have never taken off.

    1. Re:Real credit for www goes to by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Mosaic was not a bad browser at the time. I used to use it before Netscape hit 1.0 because it was more stable.

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    2. Re:Real credit for www goes to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the point was that the www would be a lot smaller if it werent for Netscape. Just using the internet ifrastructure to connect on port 80 and do a "GET" command and parsing some tags is really trivial. Writing a good web browser that makes every business on the planet want to invest in the further development of the internet, ...well that was Netscape. I never thought www would take off. Boy was I wrong once Netscape was released....

    3. Re:Real credit for www goes to by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Mosaic was written by UIUC. Berners-Lee's original browser was WWW (source) and was written for NeXT (that's right: the 0 node of the web was a NeXTBox).

    4. Re:Real credit for www goes to by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I think it woulod have taken off regardless with or without Netscape (i.e. someone else would have done it).

      On the other hand, iwthout TBL, the web would not have happened.

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  14. What if... by FlashpointWork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One wonders where we would be today with the WWW if Tim had chosen to patent his invention?

    1. Re:What if... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two words:

      go pher.

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    2. Re:What if... by ziggamon · · Score: 1

      Probably using "The Microsoft Network"...

    3. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One wonders where we would be today with the WWW if Tim had chosen to patent his invention?

      We'd just skip to the next letter of the alphabet instead, XXX -- hmm, maybe he did patent it after all, considering the content.

    4. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, logically, asking ourselves YYY did you post that lame joke which resulted in more than half of us going ZZZ.

    5. Re:What if... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You laugh now, but when was the last time you saw a Flash ad for a Microsoft product on Archie?

    6. Re:What if... by morelife · · Score: 1

      Then urls would look like:

      tbl://patentattorneys.com/

    7. Re:What if... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      Wow, I got cold chills reading that. Thank goodness we can all laugh about it now.

    8. Re:What if... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      You laugh now, but when was the last time you saw a Flash ad for a Microsoft product on Archie?

      Last time I used Archie was via a web interface with banner ads and it didn't have anything to do with Gopher.

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  15. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by BenjyD · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Except that it's not really an honour from the queen. Decisions are made by some top secret bunch of civil servants, vetted by the Prime Minister and then "suggested" to the queen. Not much better, admittedly, but an improvement none the less.
    Reform is coming, but the present style of system won't go away until the monarchy finally keels over. I'll celebrate as much as anyone on that day, but until then the honours system is the only way to formally recognise people's acheivements. Inventing Hypertext certainly deserves some recognition IMHO.

  16. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Insightful or interesting? My arse.

    I love my national traditions, heritage and "outdated" ways - It's what keeps us Brits from being totally assimilated into the rest of bland western culture of crap movies, worse music and painful political-correctness which is hemorrhaging from the United States of America.

    God Save the Queen!

  17. The key to his success: he made it free by dgerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    During the early 90's his research was put down by other Hypermedia researchers. Their view: "we've been there, done that; your implementation is too simple, too restrictive; our research is towards two directional linking..., other systems before you are better...". His first paper was rejected by the Hypertext Conference in 1991, and he settled for a demo table in the same venue.

    The key to his success is that he made it simple and free (as in beer)! Others, like Nelson's Xanadu, were too ambitious. Others, like Hypercards, Hypernotes, Hyperdisco, etc were never free.

    The BBC article highlights that in one of the side boxes: "Offered free on the Net".

    1. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Xanadu was _extremely_ nonfree. That's the major reason why it failed.

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    2. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by madprof · · Score: 1

      I think the knighthood is further recognition of the importance of his invention and his continued efforts to keep it open.
      He had already been given an honour for the same work - an OBE in 1997.
      I imagine the knighthood is simply because the Web has now become incredibly important and we can all (including those who give out honours!) realise just how useful it has become despite the many pressures on it to become a less open medium.

    3. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by big-magic · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Well, just making it free was not enough. It was important that it was both free AND simple. It's yet another example of the dynamic "good enough is best" that occurs over and over. Making something too complicated in the beginning will kill its acceptance. But after its accepted, all the other features will be added on as users demand it. Now that the web is firmly entrenched, I wouldn't be surprised to see additional features from research projects like Xanadu being added to the web.

      Everyone should read the classic paper from Richard Gabriel that discusses this "good enough is best" in the context of lisp and unix. Although it's a little old now, it's still a good read even for those with no interest in lisp.

    4. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by KodaK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean:

      "itth thill a good read even for thothse with no interetht in lithp?"

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    5. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hay his explenation was good enough.

    6. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by owlstead · · Score: 1

      No, nothing from Xanadu will be added to the web. Nothing but ActiveX extensions will be added to the web. Microsoft stopped development, and that's about 9x percent of the market.

      Only the mobile interweb will grow, because... Oh well, don't buy a Microsoft based mobile phone would you?

      Did you pay up your Microsoft IP rights for your USB pen drive?

    7. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, just making it free was not enough. It was important that it was both free AND simple.

      Good point. An interesting take that I've seen on this is that what was done with the new HTTP protocol could have been done using FTP, except for one thing: security. HTTP didn't have any, and that made it usable.

      To do the same thing with FTP, the client needed to know an id and password. So before you could follow a link to a site, you'd have to first contact them and get the id and password. So a 1-second operation with HTTP would take several days with FTP.

      Yes, I know about anonymous FTP. In the late 1980's, this was almost never configured by default. You had to config it yourself, and hardly anyone (even true geeks) could figure out how to do that successfully.

      One of the brilliant innovations with web servers was the idea that the server would only deliver files from within its directory heirarchy, and couldn't be tricked into following ".." links. So you could tell people a simple rule: If you want a file to be public, you put it into one of the web server's directories. Anything outside those directories is invisible on the web. Simple, understandable, and fairly idiot proof. The only tricky bit was symlinks, and those are easy to find (or disable in httpd.conf).

      The addition of CGI scripts added a qualification to this rule, but that only affected programmers, and they could be expected to understand the issue.

      It's just one example of a more general rule that I've seen proposed: Low-level transport mechanisms (IP, highways, etc) shouldn't implement security. They should do only transport, and leave the security to the "content" level. Transport mechanisms that implement security are invariably difficult to use and are restricted to small, specialized uses. And when their security turns out to have a hole, it can't be fixed, due to the difficulty of getting at the low levels, and the near impossibility of getting all commercial systems upgraded together.

      But the most elegant explanation of the web's simplicity is:

      : telnet foo.bar.com 25
      GET /some/file.txt

      Remember to hit the Return key twice.

      (And yes, I do know about the "HTTP/X.Y" field. I even use it sometimes. ;-)

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    8. Re:The key to his success: he made it free by doom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, nothing from Xanadu will be added to the web. Nothing but ActiveX extensions will be added to the web.
      All right, that's it. You don't get away with speaking of Xanadu and ActiveX in the same breath. Here we go.

      First of all, the Xanadu project, despite being a "failure", has been enormously influential. You may not know much about it, but just about every single person who's messed around with creating a hypertext system does, certainly Tim-Berners Lee did (and not incidentally, the original Netscape programming team certainly did also).

      Try doing some google searches, try understanding what Xanadu was about, then pick a feature from it and see if you can figure out a way to kludge it into the web. If you pull it off, you'll have achieved something worthwhile. Off the top of my head: transclusion, back-links, micropayments, versioning, fine-grained linking...

      By the way, the Xanadu code was open-sourced some years ago: xanadu source code

  18. Now that's something. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Well I'll be. That infotainment super-highball is worth at least one plated medallion.

    Good on ya, ya limey suisse.

  19. Good by HRbnjR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm glad to see TBL get some more recognition. The original concepts behind html and semantic markup were well designed for their time and deserve more recognition. 99% of web designers today seem to have no idea why they should be using 'em' instead of 'b' tags, nor do many seem to even care about semantics and platform neutral markup. TBL and his semantic web ideas need all the recognition they can get.

    1. Re:Good by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      Unless you redefine all of your tags with CSS, I'm pretty sure you meant tags for bold. is used for italics.

      -Paul

    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious opportunity for correction. tags are for EMphasis. That happens to coincide with italicisation in all common visual browsers. You don't get italics in an audio browser... The WHOLE POINT of the web is/was that you marked up the content based on semantics, not appearances. Though that lasted all of five minutes once "media-is-the-message" marketing nerds got at the web.

    3. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh! stupid me. Obvious opportunity for correction. ...
      Obvious opportunity for correction. <em> tags are for EMphasis. That happens to coincide with italicisation in all common visual browsers. You don't get italics in an audio browser... The WHOLE POINT of the web is/was that you marked up the content based on semantics, not appearances. Though that lasted all of five minutes once "media-is-the-message" marketing nerds got at the web.

    4. Re:Good by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Well, I think tags are actually for emphasis, and tags are to tell the browser to strongly-emphasize the text.

      How the browser emphasizes the text is up to it unless, as you say, the user uses a CSS style sheet to hint at how it should be marked up. Nobody should ever use <em> or <strong> for bold or italic, that's what the <b> and <i> tags are for. However, people (going back to the grandparent's point) shouldn't be thinking in terms of text being bold or italic.

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    5. Re:Good by iabervon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can't really blame people for not getting into the semantic markup thing; until recently, the W3C itself was using table tags on their front page to do sidebars. For that matter, they're now using CSS to do sidebars, which means that it takes two extra http requests to determine that certain parts are supposed to be floated, and there's no indication anywhere that the navigation links aren't part of the main content of the page.

    6. Re:Good by DesertFalcon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where can one go to learn about "good" web design? Good as in proper, not good as in pretty.

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    7. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lurk on the comp.infosystems.www.authoring.* groups.

    8. Re:Good by JimDabell · · Score: 1

      You can't really blame people for not getting into the semantic markup thing; until recently, the W3C itself was using table tags on their front page to do sidebars.

      Unfortunately, that was due to the terrible state of browser support for CSS, something beyond the W3C's control. It's better that the W3C practice pragmatic web design that works, rather than idealistic web design that has problems communicating.

      For that matter, they're now using CSS to do sidebars, which means that it takes two extra http requests to determine that certain parts are supposed to be floated

      If you are referring to the fact that they use external stylesheets, that actually reduces the bandwidth usage/server load/download time. Sure, for the very first page view, it's an extra request, but in virtually all cases, it pays off to cache styling separate to documents, since:

      • Styles rarely change; content often does.
      • Styling can be shared between documents - no extra request/transmission time for stylesheets beyond the first pageview.
      • Since stylesheets shared between multiple documents are popular in terms of requests, they usually cache well.

      there's no indication anywhere that the navigation links aren't part of the main content of the page.

      They are in their own <div> element, with a heading and a "skip to next section" link. What else would you suggest?

    9. Re:Good by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      99% of web designers today seem to have no idea why they should be using 'em' instead of 'b' tags

      On behalf of that 99%...

      "em" has an extra character in each open and close tag, meaning the source document is larger, meaning it takes longer to serve to the user, meaning fewer total pages can be served.

      99% of interactive web browsers are visually oriented. ALL modern browsers render emphasized text by making it bold. In practice, and are identical.

      Let's say someone invents an HTML-to-speech browser for the visually impaired, and everyone starts using it to have web pages read to them. This is a case where the semantics of "em" are more appropriate than the typesetting instruction "b", but... it doesn't matter. The speech browser is surely going to be backwards-compatible with today's "bad" HTML, and will interpret any "b" in a logical manner for speech, basically meaning "b" still equals "em".

    10. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zeldman's Daily Report is a good web standards blog. His site has links to many other good web sites.

    11. Re:Good by 2short · · Score: 1

      "In practice, and are identical "

      Truly beautiful. The Preview button would have told you you forgot to escape the tags, but that's typical. You also missed the rare chance to have Preview tell you you were wrong. You may now say "Doh!".

      FWIW, your point is basically valid, but you're talking about <strong>, not <em>

    12. Re:Good by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest a "sidebar" element. About 8 years ago, they ought to have looked at what sorts of semantics were used in existing documents. If they'd read a magazine, they would've realized that there is a need for an element to enclose supplimental information related to the main content. The fact that something is a sidebar is not stylistic information, it's structural information, but they still haven't put it in the part of the standard used to handle structural information.

      There still isn't a "footnote" element or a "dropquote" element. The set of structural elements is still insufficient to represent the structural content of most types of documents. For ages, people were stuck writing HTML that used tags that meant different things to make the content look right. Now they're also writing stylesheets which are needed to understnad the content. They've never gotten a good separation between content and presentation, and many of the things they're missing are really simple.

      The news, which is evidentally the primary content of the page, is also in its own div element with a hreading and a "skip to next section" link. The only difference is the class of the div element, which is exclusively related to the style.

  20. ARPANET Video by N8F8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few years ago I watched a special on PBS about the birth of the Internet. The astounding thing was watching a video featuring a dozen guys hanging around a chalkboard laying out the eight or so connections that formed the forst internet web. No fancy electronics, just a groupd of guys standing around a chalkboard and talking.

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    1. Re:ARPANET Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      The astounding thing was watching a video featuring a dozen guys hanging around a chalkboard laying out the eight or so connections that formed the forst internet web.

      But which one of them got Forst Pist?

    2. Re:ARPANET Video by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      /* no comment */

      (SCNR)

    3. Re:ARPANET Video by kfg · · Score: 1

      And that was the second draft. The first was on a coffee stained Denny's placemat.

      Honestly, we really worked like that back in the day. When Freeman Dyson cleaned out Feynman's office the only physics notes he found were on a stack of cocktail doilies.

      KFG

    4. Re:ARPANET Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given Feynman's style, that is NOT unexpected.
      He was a great man, a great researcher, and a helluva bongo player.

    5. Re:ARPANET Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did! FP, you beo(s)tches!

    6. Re:ARPANET Video by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Seeing engineers around a chalkboard should never be suprising, however incongruous. All good designs start on paper, or chalkboard in this case. If you even touch a keyboard before writing down your specs, you have already made a mistake. It's a common mistake--one I've made plenty--but few things can screw up a project faster than poor planning.

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  21. Congrats are much-deserved. by grubi · · Score: 1

    That's much awesome. Good for TBL.

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  22. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    He may or may not care about a "High Angel of Intellectual Perfection", but do you think he'd reject it?

    I mean, it may not be much of an honour, but it's not like it's a BAFTA or something, it's not completely meaningless. And I'd hardly put Liz in with Saddam, just because her role is an anachronism doesn't make her evil or her intents bad.

    BTW if you're just pissed because, in fact, you did offer Tim the coveted High Angel of Intellectual Perfection and he turned it down, please look into awarding it to someone else.

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  23. Serious Question by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Preface: not a troll

    Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

    A great example of this is the insane media land-grab over Princess Diana's death. Hundreds of thousands of people die in traffic accidents each year - why was hers so deserving of three whole months of media coverage, weeping, wailing, and moaning?

    1. Re:Serious Question by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know. But I ask the same question about our American media. Why the hell does our media latch on to stories like the Laci Peterson murder, Kobe Bryant, or Michael Jackson? Plenty of people are murdered or raped every day, but they don't get media coverage. I'm not on the jury, so the details of these cases are completely useless to me. Yet that's about all you can find on major media outlets. For the last time, we don't give a damn about Jackson, Bryant, Peterson, Limbaugh, or anybody else. Just shut up about it already and report some REAL news.

    2. Re:Serious Question by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      I'm british, and I don't understand it either.
      Personally, I'd sell the lot for dog-food.

      But then, I've never understood the American fascination with the Kennedys.

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    3. Re:Serious Question by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's not a constitutional democracy, it's a constitutional monarchy. Elections are provided on a routine basis to elect lawmakers (which is what makes the country democratic - the legislature is accountable to the people ruled, but note that there is no constitutional guarantee of this, it just happens, and while it does, Britain is democratic), but on a technical, constitutional basis, if the Queen wanted to veto a law, disband a government, or do many other things we'd consider undemocratic, she'd be within her technical, constitutional, rights.

      She'd also be overthrown the next day.

      As far as Diana goes, that had little to do with the Royals. By all accounts, the royal family and Diana disliked one another immensely. Diana was a ludicrously popular woman whose marriage to Charles was what brought her into the public eye. By all accounts, talking to my American friends, almost as many Americans went nuts after her death as Brits. It wasn't because people saw her as a royal.

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    4. Re:Serious Question by Cassius105 · · Score: 1

      im british and i dont really understand why people love them so much

      however they do one good thing - they generate a shit load of money because of tourists

    5. Re:Serious Question by loadquo · · Score: 1

      Most of the power from the royal prerogative is handed to the ministers, so I would doubt the general public would notice if they used half of them. Another of the things that I think is wrong about british politics.
      Hmm, I'm not and arch-Monarchist but it is part of Britains character (and a tourist draw). But I don't really like or am interested in anything to do with monarchy including diana. I don't mind keeping them, but perhaps we should have a referendum on them to keep them on their toes.

    6. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK - here's my best effort at 3 reasons:

      1. the dislike of our politicians. Basically the monarchy has no influence on the day to day politics and so the current situation allows us a head of state that is seperate from the political fray. That allows us to be scathing about our prime minister during international events as our prime minister is more temporary than the monarch.

      2. Come to that we rather like our ploitical leaders (the ones with all the power) to have to bow and scrape to someone. Tony Blair is a very powerful person with a huge personal mandate but he not only bows to the queen but HAS to go and spend an hour alone with basically a seventy year old woman every week who has talked every week to every british prime minister since churchill. I like that a lot.

      3. Like Australia (but much more so) we cannot think of an alternative we like more. The reality is that Thatcher and Blair could have been heads of state if we had a different system. The one we have is a little bit better than that scenario.

    7. Re:Serious Question by Zegnar · · Score: 1

      Our monarchy have declined into B-List celebrities for when the newspapers have nothing better to write about. They have no dignity, any longer - they're no different from the crass 'celebs', with drug overdoses, sex scandals, all that. In principle it's a good idea to have a figurehead that doesn't change every election and get bogged down in the sleaze of politics. In practice, they're an embarrasment to us.

    8. Re:Serious Question by Stween · · Score: 1

      The Monarchy is still here probably because it makes more money for the country than it actually takes out of our taxes used to fund them.

      There are a lot of people in the UK who are ignorant of this, and want rid of the monarchs. I say keep 'em as long as tourists want to come over and look at all the castles :)

    9. Re:Serious Question by googleking · · Score: 1

      Diana was reasonably close to the people, in that she was not born royal but was a regular who married into it (ok she did come from the very very rich Spencer family so had some advantages).

      She was also *nice*. For example, I was wandering home from university late one night, found my path blocked as I passed the Royal College of Music by assorted police men. Before the police men could say why they were blocking the path she came out the front door of the RCM, walked over to me and the other guy similarly held up for all of 5 seconds, shook both our hands and apologised for holding us up before getting into her limo. Awesome, just one of those chance happenings. Can't imagine any other royal or celeb doing that.

      All the other royals are a bit weird or a bit distant, things have gone way down hill since she died.

    10. Re:Serious Question by Faluzeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?"

      Hmmm

      I am not sure that we do pay that much homage to them, certainly the Queen's Golden Jubilee Celebrations were tiny compared to those that happened for her silver jubilee (celebrating 50 & 25 years of being crowned).

      Yes there are a number of British people that do care a great deal about the royal family, there are a sizeable number that believe we should have followed our French Cousins and got rid of them years ago and there whole lot of people that are just plain indifferent about them...

      I certainly did not understand the public mourning for Diana (both here in the UK and abroad), It certainly pissed me off that on the day she died all but 1 of the tv channels abandoned all other coverage to only report her death (and the one that showed normal coverage then had complaints leveled at it for not showing enough respect).

      I certainly wish they would abolish them (and the House of Lords at the same time)...though it may be bad for Uk PLc's Tourism figures I believe it would be a price worth paying...hmmm in fact if we borrowed Madame Le Guillotine from our French Cousins we may even increase our tourism income...:-)

    11. Re:Serious Question by petabyte · · Score: 1

      Hmm, correct me if I'm wrong, but following the beheading of the French monarchy and then the subsequent beheading of those that did the inital beheading, a rather short gentleman came to rule France and subsequently try to take over all of Europe ... ... so how tall are you exactly? ;)

    12. Re:Serious Question by soft_guy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think the French and Russians had the right idea about what to do with Monarchs.

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    13. Re:Serious Question by Faluzeer · · Score: 1

      Hmmm

      Slightly taller than him :-)

      and as you asked to be corrected, it was not all of Europe he took over..

    14. Re:Serious Question by mrogers · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

      First, the British government isn't constitutional in the same sense as the US government - there's no single document called "the British constitution". The founders of the US followed the European rationalist tradition: decide how the country should be run, write it down and embalm it for all time. (Until you change your mind - France has had five constitutions in 200 years.) In contrast, Britain's constitution follows the empirical tradition: if it ain't broke, don't fix it; when it breaks, patch it. So the British constitution is a messy tangle of legislation, common law and long-standing conventions, developed over time in a piecemeal fashion. Sort of a "release early, release often" approach to constitutional law. If the British constitution is Linux then the US constitution is Mach. (And the Magna Carta is Unix, the European Convention on Human Rights is the BSD networking stack, and the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act was written by SCO. Enough of that analogy.)

      The book Systemantics, reviewed on Slashdot recently, claims that loosely-coupled systems developed in a piecemeal fashion are more stable than well-designed, tightly-coupled systems. I don't know if that's true of constitutions, but Britain has had a relatively peaceful (if slow) development from feudalism to near-democracy. Compared with almost any other country on Earth that's remarkably stable - even Belgium had a revolution.

      Second, I think you're wide of the mark when you say that homage is paid to archaic traditions. British people are (in my experience) rather skeptical and cynical compared to Americans. If we tolerate archaic institutions it probably has more to do with suspicion of anyone who wants to rebuild the country in his own image (*cough*Blair*cough*) than with veneration of the past. When I visit the US I'm struck by the number of flags on display and the generally jingoistic atmosphere (and not just in the last two years). Many people seem to treat the US constitution as a sacred text, so I wonder whether there isn't more homage paid to archaic institutions in the US than in Britain (although the institutions are somewhat less archaic).

      Most constitutions guaranteeing free speech and elections are as informative about the societies they allegedly define as a man saying 'Good morning' is about the weather.
      - Ernest Gellner
    15. Re:Serious Question by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      I think the French and Russians had the right idea about what to do with Monarchs.

      Just remember what happened afterwards. I have a hard time imagining what the Bourbons could have done to justify Robespierre, or the Romanovs to justify the Communists.

    16. Re:Serious Question by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Just wondering - if the monarchy went away, why would that stop people looking at the castles?

      I mean, a lot (maybe all?) of the castles in the UK have been around since before America was discovered, so they won't just go away overnight if the monarchy dies out. In fact, aren't a lot of the castles and stately homes owned either privately or by the National Trust?

    17. Re:Serious Question by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      The Queen Mum was also a farily nice person, according to my father, who met with her on a number of official occasions.

    18. Re:Serious Question by petabyte · · Score: 1

      True, but I said try to take over :).

      He just didn't have much luck with Russia, England, Austria and Prussia.

      Unprovisioned army in a Russian winter. Ugh.

    19. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

      All those with an individualistic spirit left for the colonies and the rest were killed off in the World Wars. What remains is a population descended from cowards and fools ... which is why England is a shell of its former self.

    20. Re:Serious Question by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Plenty of people are murdered or raped every day, but they don't get media coverage.
      >>>>>>>>>>>>
      Jefferson said that everyone is created equal, not that everyone is equally interesting. It's foolish to pretend otherwise. Everyone is more affected when something happens to someone they know, either personally or publically. The majority of the public is enjoys watching sports, movies, and TV, or listening to music. They know the personalities involved with these. Ergo, when something happens to one of them, they care about it.

      Personally, I don't watch sports or TV all that much. I couldn't really care less what happens to Kobe Bryant. But, I am a devout liberal, so I like to follow the Limbaugh story to see if he gets justice. If the media breaks a story about Ann Coulter having a major heroine addiction, I know I'd watch intently. I also am a programmer and follow the OSS movement closely, so the deaths of the Ximian employees affected me. So please realize that you're not any different from anybody else. You follow certain things, and you'd watch the media closely if a major story broke concerning the things you care about.

      PS> If you think the US media spends too much time covering things *you* don't care about, try the BBC. It's pretty good in my experience.

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    21. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, yanks still celebrate that turkey day, how archaic and hypocritical is that?
      "Let's celebrate how the brits landed on a continent, invited the natives for one big supper before they slaughtered them all."

      As for Diana, her claim to fame is that she f**ked someone rich, was a publicity hound who kept whining how she didnt want any and died while with her filthy rich and slimy boyfriend
      This is the broad who use to dine with this dude's uncle, or similar relative, Kashoggi, one of worlds biggest arms dealer but used to get her face on tv bawling about children being killed by landmines.

      Why was she famous? She was the only woman on the isle with decent teeth, it made all brits look good ;-)

      I agree with you totally but I found the John Lennon, kurt Cobain and other deaths to be just as equally overhyped and annoying. They were minstrels, thats all.

      And those titles are as meaningless as nobel peace prizes or http://www.worldawards.com/ , now THAT is beyond worthless.

      That said, even though its all BS, Im happy for any recognition TBL gets.

      zeke

    22. Re:Serious Question by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I really can not understand that.
      I'm constantly being amazed at the amount of crap the Brits are putting up with; the spy cameras everywhere, the banning of the right to self defense, etc.
      I always thought of the Monarchy / royals in the same way I think of the U.S. right to call a constitutional convention; if the elected liars, spin doctors, and appointed idiots get too much out of hand, you have a last resort short of just shooting them to straighten things out.
      The Royals not only have the technical right, but the sworn duty to kick the existing administrators out if they are screwing up too much. In the U.S. we have to get a majority of the population to actually DO SOMETHING in order to change governments.

      Doesn't every fucking person he's supposed to work for, AKA the english peoples, hate blair? is he representing anyone besides himself and a couple of corporations? I saw elsewhere that the Queen would get deposed if she fired him, or started actually trying to cool his jets; WHY?
      If we had a royal family there would be a mile long line of 10' stacked mailbags at the castle door asking them to fire Bush.

      I just don't get it.

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    23. Re:Serious Question by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      Um, actually not true.

      Since the Civil War (17th century - The important thing to remember about King Charles I is that he was 5'8" tall at the start of his reign, and 4'10" tall at the end of it) the monarchs have not had any power to prevent the parliament doing whatever it likes. Contrary to much of the propaganda put about in the US re the American Revolution, the King had no real power even back then. The American Revolution was a dispute between the British Parliament, not between 'democrats' and 'monarchists'.

      Basically, the royals are an expensive anacronism who serve no useful purpose, (except maybe tourism) certainly not as a break on the excesses of the parliament.

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    24. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes. In Russia's case, shooting, stabbing, and bludgeoning the Czar's three young daughters and little boy to death before stripping them naked and pouring sulfuric acid on their faces and dumping them in a hole in the woods.

      The crimes of the populists were just as despicable as those of the monarchs. Contrary to what you may think, not all change is progress.

    25. Re:Serious Question by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      Oops, please read the above as

      The American Revolution was a dispute between the colonies and the British Parliament, not between 'democrats' and 'monarchists'.

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    26. Re:Serious Question by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hehe...I read your post and thought of the first "Naked Gun" movie:

      Leslie Neilson: "Protecting the, uh, safety of the Queen is a task gladly accepted by Police Squad. For no matter how silly the idea of having a Queen may be to us, as Americans we must be kind, considerate hosts."

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    27. Re:Serious Question by Art+Tatum · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Everyone is more affected when something happens to someone they know, either personally or publically.

      I still think it's silly. But even that explanation doesn't deal with the Scott Peterson craze. I don't think hardly anyone knows the man. The immediate family and friends care; the judge, jury, and lawyers need to care; nobody else should even be hearing about it.

      In fact, I find it kind of offensive. It's none of our business, and I consider it very bad manners to be prying into the life of someone with whom you aren't intimately acquainted. That's why I so rarely watch TV news, I suppose.

      PS> If you think the US media spends too much time covering things *you* don't care about, try the BBC. It's pretty good in my experience.

      BBC World Service is too far to the left for my taste, though I enjoy watching the British comedy programs occasionally.

    28. Re:Serious Question by Jacques+Chester · · Score: 1

      More pointedly, the legal upshot of the Glorious Revolution was that the Parliament is the supreme law-maker of England. The Crown is a symbol of authority, nothing more. Her Majesty could be removed and replaced with Steve "Croikey" Irwin, if the British Parliament saw fit.

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    29. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Until you change your mind - France has had five constitutions in 200 years."

      216 years and counting.

      Ammendments are wonderful.

    30. Re:Serious Question by be-fan · · Score: 1

      BBC World Service is too far to the left for my taste
      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      That's why its pretty good :)

      Just kidding. I don't know if there are any good moderate or right-leaning TV stations in the US. CNN is pretty good if you just watch the headline loop. Fox is more right-leaning, but they tend to get mired in the sensationalist stuff as well. And local news is right out, its nothing but sensationalist stuff. There is, of course, always Google News.

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    31. Re:Serious Question by AaronGTurner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

      I'm English and I can't explain it. Mind you, the constitutional monarchy part only really dates from 1688 and the 'Glorious Revolution'. (Dutchman turns up with army and says 'Cheers, I'll be king now' and parliament says 'ok, but subject to these conditions', and the Dutchman says 'ok, deal'). This was followed by the 1689 Bill of Rights.

      Very few people in Britain are actually fascinated with the royal family other than in the way that they are fascinated by Eastenders (soap opera) stars' offscreen antics.

      A great example of this is the insane media land-grab over Princess Diana's death. Hundreds of thousands of people die in traffic accidents each year - why was hers so deserving of three whole months of media coverage, weeping, wailing, and moaning?

      Princess Diana occupied a similar part of the British consciousness as Jackie Kennedy in the USA. Imagine if she'd been killed in a car wreck in Paris in 1968 with Onassis.

    32. Re:Serious Question by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Diana was much more to do with celebrity than monarchy.

      There was a time when people looked up to the monarchy, but after Diana, when the Queen was basically forced to go on TV and make a statement, it showed the end of the monarchy as an institution. The people control the monarchy now, and they will be expected to entertain them, like Posh and Becks.

    33. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      She'd also be overthrown the next day.


      Depending on the exact circumstances, I'm not sure if she would. Although, I'm not a monarchist I do wish she exercised her political power a little more. What we have now is an effective republic (ie. political dictatorship) without ever having voted for one, and that stinks IMO.
    34. Re:Serious Question by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      The American Revolution was a dispute between the British Parliament, not between 'democrats' and 'monarchists'.

      I think part of the reason for this is that Britain had (and still does to a lesser degree) a tendency to refer to the government in flowery terms that specifically SAY it's the monarchy that's in charge. It wasn't referred to as "British Government", it was "Her/His Majesty's Government". And decrees coming from the British government to the colonies were *labelled* as royal decrees. "His Majesty King George the whateverth's government declares on this day that blah blah blah..."

      It's only natural that we'd assume that when you labelled yourself a monarchy in all official communications that you actually MEANT it.

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    35. Re:Serious Question by thempstead · · Score: 1
      Strewth!

      :)

    36. Re:Serious Question by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

      Well in my view, as the Queen has few powers now and a President would just move the power from the prime-minister who acts like a president most of the time anyway there's no real loss in having a Monach and they are a good tourist attraction.

      A Knight isn't part of the monachy and knighthoods, just like the other awards, are usually put forward, by others, for consideration. There are people like school care takers and people who have worked hard for charity who have got awards too.

      A great example of this is the insane media land-grab over Princess Diana's death. Hundreds of thousands of people die in traffic accidents each year - why was hers so deserving of three whole months of media coverage, weeping, wailing, and moaning?


      Don't know and I'm a Brit. No different I suppose to the press coverage of say OJ's trial vs others trials.

    37. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Britain has had a relatively peaceful (if slow) development from feudalism to near-democracy. Compared with almost any other country on Earth that's remarkably stable - even Belgium had a revolution.


      England has had two revolutions since the middle ages: the "English" Civil war and the "glorious" or "bloodless revolution" of William of Orange. The Scots have revolted (against) the English many times.

      And of course there was also the industrial revolution.

    38. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Britain has had a relatively peaceful (if slow) development from feudalism to near-democracy" hmmm ... didn't we cut off one of our kings head to became a republic (protectorate) for 22 years from 1638-60 under the Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell who first introduced our parliament. This is apart from the country's change in religous status which helped cause a lot of the bloodshed throughout a 150 or so year period. Not forgetting that that was also the setting of the Irish problem .....

    39. Re:Serious Question by tengwar · · Score: 1

      The Glorious Revolution was nothing to do with the shortening of Charles I - it was the replacement of James II by William III and Mary II.

    40. Re:Serious Question by cruachan · · Score: 1

      It's a useful fiction. Actually you can think of it in programmer terms quite well. The monarchy and similar institutions are the interfaces while the actual government and other organisations of state are the implementation layers behind it.

      This produces stability in that the implementation of government can and has change radically several times over the 350-odd years since 1688 when the spec was drawn up, but the interface layer has stayed broadly the same. This means less disruption all around when radical change is necessary because state organisations and functions that don't need to change during these periods can carry on as before. So for instance as the country democratised in the 19th century the judiciary still continued to act for his/her majesty.

      Another nice example of this is the recent devolution of Scotland so it has it's own parliment - which still operates as her majesties government despite the radical constitutional change underneath.

      Even those of us, which I count myself among, who think that we should abolish the monarchy have to admit that it has worked and it's going to be difficult to come up with a better solution. We've not has a civil war now, or even the mearest threat of one, for 350 years, which is a pretty good record compared to virtually every other country of similar size I can think of.

    41. Re:Serious Question by Paulo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Go read "Quicksilver" for your fix of european XVII century history.

    42. Re:Serious Question by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      ...then the US constitution is Mach.

      Other than the fact that that Mach sucks but the US Constitution does not... yeah.

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    43. Re:Serious Question by jbrw · · Score: 1
      She'd also be overthrown the next day.



      In 1975, the Governor-General of Australia (ie, the representative appointed by the Queen to keep check on things in Australia) did disband parliament. It did lead to the most popular sound-bite in Australian politics, from Gough Whitlam, the Prime Minister at the middle of it all:

      "Well may be say God Save The Queen - because nothing will save the Governor-General."

      The fact that the Queen's representative was the one who ultimately got rid of the government still sticks with a lot of Australians.

      The situation, ofcourse, is fairly complicated, and the disbanding of parliament wasn't done on a whim, and was done entirely within accordance of the constitution of Australian. A bit of Googling around has found this:

      http://www.whitlamdismissal.com/kerr/the-palace- re grets.shtml

      Where, in 2001, it was reported that the Queen was "disappointed" and "shocked" at the goings on in Australia at the time.

      And you Americans who like stereotypes will find it amusing that there were accusations on drunkenness during the whole process too:

      http://www.whitlamdismissal.com/kerr/the-palace- re grets.shtml

      Struth!

    44. Re:Serious Question by mikeb · · Score: 1

      A common argument is that you keep the Monarchy because of the power that it denies to others. Not that I have a lot of time for the Monarchy, but I'd rather that they had it, warts and all, than some tinpot tosser of an elected politician. I moderately dislike the Monarchy but I DESPISE the f***ing politicians.

    45. Re:Serious Question by horace · · Score: 2, Informative

      The glorious revolution of 1688 was not exactly a revolution and most of Cromwell's changes didn't last. Neither really serves to undermine the point, America had a far more brutal civil war only 140 years ago.

      Religious differences had little to do with Ireland's problems which were more to do with rule from abroad. The split on religious lines is relatively new and specific to Ulster. Many of the chief revoltionaries in Ireland were protestant, Wolfe Tone and Parnell for example.

    46. Re:Serious Question by hellfire · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's true of constitutions, but Britain has had a relatively peaceful (if slow) development from feudalism to near-democracy. Compared with almost any other country on Earth that's remarkably stable - even Belgium had a revolution.

      What about Oliver Cromwell and his period? He overthrew the crown for a period of time.

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    47. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Britain for some years, I was surprized to hear well-educated British make statements like: "I trust the British Constitution more than the American one _because_ it is not written." This sounded strange to an American, but I eventually came to understand the underlying principle.
      When a document is written, like the American Constitution, discussion often degenerates into quibbles about syntax and words -- and we've certainly had many such quibbles about whether actions are "speech", whether an individual with a firearm is part of a "militia", etc. In contrast, when the Constitution isn't written, you can't avoid discussing the underlying principles, because that's all you have.
      Either approach can be abused, but in the span of time, both countries have done pretty well. There's little reason to find either inherently better.

    48. Re:Serious Question by acroyear · · Score: 1

      Another issue where having the Royalty makes a difference is division of responsibilities. Right now, and pretty much since Lincoln, we've had a president who is both chief executive, military chief, and the top morale officer of the country. When disasters happen, the president usually has to take time from those first two jobs to go make a presence at the disaster site.

      The British Prime Minister rarely has to do this. The Royalty can dispatch a member, including the Queen herself, instead and allow the PM to continue to do their job of reacting to the incident internally and politically.

      Its actually a good system, I think, but not one that America could ever evolve (back) into.

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    49. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beats me. Us Brits don't really have a fetish for the royal family; the tabloids only print stuff about them because the oiks like to read gossip about famous people. All the changing of the guard, etc is just a tradition that tourists pay attention to.

      As for Princess Di, it seems to me that the rest of the world went a bit nuts, and the UK were reasonably sane about the whole thing.

    50. Re:Serious Question by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      That's why its pretty good :)

      That's OK. It's always revealing to see what the other side thinks, anyway. But after screaming at the TV for a while, you need some relief. You probably have the same response listening to Rush Limbaugh, I suppose. <grin>

      Just kidding. I don't know if there are any good moderate or right-leaning TV stations in the US. CNN is pretty good if you just watch the headline loop. Fox is more right-leaning, but they tend to get mired in the sensationalist stuff as well.

      Exactly! That's why I cringe when I hear somebody calling them conservative. They do have one or two shows with serious debate. I think Brit Hume is a fine interviewer and I like the panel discussions. But then Shepard Smith comes on and starts sounding like one of those overly dramatic narrators in some '40s radio serial.

      And local news is right out, its nothing but sensationalist stuff.

      Yep. Although I live in a rural area, so we get stories about a farmer's cows, Black and Gus, getting loose from their pen. Then the other anchor nervously butts in to say, "Um. I think that's 'Black Angus.'" Dead silence. "Oh...Oh, maybe you're right." True story. :-)

      There is, of course, always Google News.

      Yeah, I find that I'm getting more and more of my information on the web. I still listen to the Hugh Hewitt show (streamed), since he's serious, calm, and collected. And you can often find some good idea-based discussion here, if you filter heavily enough. :-)

    51. Re:Serious Question by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

      It's only natural that we'd assume that when you labelled yourself a monarchy in all official communications that you actually MEANT it.

      Yes, that annoys me too, the whole monarchy thing gets up my nose immensely, but no-one who lives under the system has any excuse for actually believing that it's the monarch who's in charge.

      Interestingly, early on in the dispute, the colonists petitioned the crown to intervene in their dispute with parliament, so they obviously knew who their real beef was with. But when you're trying to convince people to risk their lives in bloody revolution, talk of 'Liberty' or 'Democracy' is far more effective than talk of 'removing the Stamp tax'.

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    52. Re:Serious Question by Doctor+Crocodile · · Score: 1

      Bollocks, she was playing to the crowd, probably hoped you were a photographer

  24. ...hang on for the peerage by Petronius · · Score: 1

    K. Richards best put it to Mick Jagger [who also got knighted recently]: "If you're into this shit, hang on for the peerage. Don't settle for a little badge.".
    Rock on Keith!

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    1. Re:...hang on for the peerage by geoswan · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW, Sir Tim's gong, Knight-Commander of the Order of the British Empire is of higher precedence than Sir Mick's gong, as a Knight Bachelor . I wondered whether Mick didn't get admitted to an Order because it might cheapen the experience for the existing members?

    2. Re:...hang on for the peerage by geoswan · · Score: 1

      According to this list both John Lennon and David Bowie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_ha ve_declined_a_British_honour">declined a gong. Wow. Lennon was offered his then two decades before Sir Paul?

  25. Hello. I'm Stephen Cole, and I'm going to mess u ^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I doubt he cares much more than anyone else.

    Here's something much more interesting, an interview with him - Tim (available in Proprietary err Windows Media format).

    ClickOnline

    (Please don't put too much into the fact that the pageid is 666.)

  26. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by mlk · · Score: 1

    She's... "Queen". And therefore, people respect her.
    Very few English ppl respect the queen, she is just a tourst attaction.

    England is ruled by a diffrent dictatiorship(sp), that of the un-elected, and unaccountable Quango.

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  27. A nice guy, well deserved by m_dob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is what knighthoods are about - accepting official appreciation of the work done to create the internet, an apolitical act. The poster above ridicules TB-L for accepting the award - it would be right and proper to decline for political reasons, but in this case there are none. Anyway, he's a nice guy. Matthew

    1. Re:A nice guy, well deserved by eln · · Score: 1

      Not to be overly pedantic or anything, but he didn't create the Internet, DARPA did almost 30 years before TBL ever did anything worth talking about.

      TBL created the Hypertext implementation used on the World Wide Web, and the basic structure of the Web itself. This was in 1990, WAY after the Internet came about.

    2. Re:A nice guy, well deserved by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      You're right, he didn't - and Nicola Tesla didn't invent electricity either - he just made it useful to someone who didn't understand it - a far harder feat.

      Having lived through the evolution of the Internet from teaching neophytes the rudimentary commands at a Unix shell prompt, to batch-ftp (tell the system what files you want and hope they are in your home directory the next day/week), to crafting WAIS databases and Gopher hierarchies, to finally being able to just tell people to "run mosaic" on their MAC and eventually their PC; I can honestly say that TBL came to us just in time, with just the right solution.

      The possibility of having to continue teaching non-computer people how to use, let alone craft new, Internet sources of information with the diverse and incompatible facilities of 198x-93 (when the Web really came out of Cern and into its own right) leaves me shuddering.

      Looking back I can only thank TBL for my minorly remaining sanity.

      On the other hand, there are times when I despair that anyone really understands that something can exist without "www" in front of it - but even that's changing.

      The "Internet" as a closed, tight-knit, techy facility started long before 1991 - but it became the public, international, business and social force that it is today starting about 1993 for two major reasons:
      1 - The US Government allowed the previously exising Acceptable Usage Policy (AUP) to fall by the wayside as it pushed the baby out of the nest by handing over administration to InterNIC
      2 - The general public, with no computer skills, could navigate around the older FTP, WAIS, GOPHER sites just as easily as they could the new HTTP sites - from a single "browser" (Mosaic) and on their home PC - starting with the diskette that came in the book "The Internet for the MAC" and proceeding about 6 months later with "The Internet for the PC" which had similar software for Windows.

      TBL rides on the back of things like the MAC's hypercard database and the fact that the Internet existed - but it took his spark to make it work together.

      I echo another poster - he deserves to be a Knight - but they also should make him an Url!

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      and didn't get it
    3. Re:A nice guy, well deserved by eln · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, he deserves all the recognition he is getting. I was merely correcting the parent of my original comment.

  28. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

    If I were a member of the British royal family, I would not accept any "Prince" or whatever position. It's ridiculous, and it's a waste of time or money.

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  29. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by be-fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not political. Politically, the British monarchy doesn't do much of anything. It is mostly a cultural thing. The monarchy is a cherished institution of Great Britain. It represents the history and culture of a great country. It has endured for hundreds of years as one of the most stable governments in the West. The British monarchy has one of the oldest democratic traditions in the world, and Britain gave birth to the philosophers from which our founding fathers derived their inspiration. Getting rid of the British monarchy would be like getting rid of the monuments of Greece, because they take up space that could be put to better use.

    There is no need for everything in the world to be cold and logical. If a country wants to hold onto a 'silly' institution as a symbol of their nation, so be it.

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  30. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

    Politically, I can't see why Britian still has a royal family. Seems like a bunch of mooches to me.

    Officially I believe the Queen has the power to dissolve the government if it became undemocratic, and I think she has some level of official power over the lawmaking process too. She's just a figurehead really now, but those powers could be invoked if neccessary.

    AFAICS, however, the unoficial reason is because nobody is bothering to abolish them and they aren't doing much harm to anyone really.

    Take all that with more than a small pinch of salt though, my only qualification to speak on the subject is that I'm English and I listened a bit to some debate about the royals ;-)

  31. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The www is nothing more that the internet with a waffle iron attached to it.

    1. Re:Bah by WillyElectrix · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's a Wifi-enabled waffle iron.

  32. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no monarchy=no path of roots to britishness

  33. First Hacker to be Knighted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Banned from using the university's computer when he and a friend were caught hacking"

    Does this mean he is the First Hacker to be Knighted.

  34. Re:Mick Jagger by kfg · · Score: 1

    . . .is like someone for death-penalties to win the Nobel Peace Prize. . .

    Yasser Arafat, 1994, so it would seem anything is possible.

    KFG

  35. For services to the Porn industry? by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  36. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent down..it's a flagrant attempt to use a secondary account to generate karma. Lockdown this motherfucker. Think before you moderate.

  37. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that of the dictatorship of the eu.

  38. Re:Phuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuckoff!

    Yep, only one word!

  39. When will Al Gore get knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When will Al Gore get knighted? He invented the Internet, for chrissakes! (He said so on CNN)

    1. Re:When will Al Gore get knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I heard Ronald MacDonald is getting knighted for services to burns specialists.

    2. Re:When will Al Gore get knighted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Al Gore is sad because *BSD died. *BSD apparently bought hot coffee at McDonald's and died from the burns when he spilt it. Al Gore was said to cry "Why oh why did I invent the Internet?"

  40. MOD ABUSE ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is not a troll

    its dead-center on topic and its a valid question.

    If you don't like what he has to say, respond. Don't show that your argument is weak by censoring the opposing viewpoint.

  41. i find it funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that so many are anti-british-monarchy, tens of countries still have the queen as their head of state (completely willingly), the rest worship her (the US etc) and the Europeans murdered most of their own.

    british monarchy should stay, otherwise britain is just like every other country nobody gives a shit about.

  42. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, Denmark is the oldest monerchy in the world, other than that you're probably right.

  43. Re:fp~!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, YOU FAIL IT! baby!!!

  44. too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's too bad being knighted isn't what it used to be. Now days, everyone in pop culture has been knighted, so those who truly deserve recognition are lumped in with the lights of Paul McCartney, McJabber, Elton John...

  45. Re:Mick Jagger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Henry Kissenger did too.

  46. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by be-fan · · Score: 1

    Huh, I didn't know that. But I didn't say that GB had the oldest monarchy. I said it had one of the oldest democratic traditions. Even when the country was an absolute monarchy, it was still a relatively free society.

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  47. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious - what great cultural achievements set you apart from the hated West? Soccer hooliganism and darts? Spice Girls?

    It really used to bother me, all the hatred for the US. Being characterized as a fat, stupid, neocon American used to really get to me. Recently I've realized that all you Euros are just a bunch of elitist pseudo-intellect blowhards. Cram it, asshat.

    You don't like us, we sure as fuck don't like you. Why don't we just leave this site as one by Americans, for Americans and you asslicks segregate yourself?

  48. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That whooshing sound you heard was the point of my post rushing over your head. I think you need to lay off the caffeine, old chap.

  49. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

    I'll celebrate as much as anyone on that day, but until then the honours system is the only way to formally recognise people's acheivements.

    And yet hundreds of great men and women have the strength of character to tell the Queen to shove it when "She" comes around peddling her wares. To bad Mr. Berners-Lee couldn't have been among them.

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  50. It amazes me... by Guardian+Hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that everyone knows the names of Edison, and for the most part, Tesla. But, when it comes to folks such as Tim Berners-Lee, J. Prespert Eckert, John W. Mauchly, etc. nobody has any clue who you're talking about.

    Unless I'm mistaken, the revolutions that these folks spurred were arguably as important to the state of modern society as was the lightbulb, telephone, or rail transit.

    1. Re:It amazes me... by Zegnar · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're only famous a few decades after death - that's how it works. We should kill them now, for posterity :)

    2. Re:It amazes me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never really understood why people feel the need to give credit for every little thing. I mean, basically all those inventions would have been thought up if the famous people had never lived. They were just in the right place with a winning lotto ticket. I use that more as an explanation for not knowing these people's names. For history's sake, puttin a name on every invention may actually be somewhat useful (I don't see how, but I'm sure it could...)

    3. Re:It amazes me... by CComMack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Then again, nobody has any clue who invented rail transit.

      This may be due in large part to the vague definition of "rail transit", but it still sounds like the name should have survived the last 200 years in the public conciousness.

      Similarly, a lot of the names of early computer pioneers change around in importance depending on what advances you consider to be the most groundbreaking. Sure, Eckert and Mauchly were important and should be venerated, but if you think ENIAC is overhyped and EDSAC/Z1/COLOSSUS/Mark I should be the one remembered as the first computer, then the identity, and even the nationality, of the people you want the public to venerate most changes. And there are cases to be made in support of each of these machines, some stronger than others.

    4. Re:It amazes me... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Well, I may be biased by the fact that I'm sitting virtually within sight of the original Edison-Mazda company buildings, but I really do think you're exagerating a bit.

      The lightbulb and the electrical grid were transformative. The world was literally different after their introduction.

      I can't really say there's a damned thing transformatively different about my life now as opposed to my life in 1968, and neither can most other people, which is perhaps why those names are not generally known amongst the general populace.

      I'll give you the telephone and rail transport. On the whole these things didn't really effect people in a transformative way either. They just made things we already did a bit faster, cheaper and easier. Pace of life increasers, rather than life changers.

      Electric lights and the power grid changed everything. Everything. Everywhere.

      KFG

    5. Re:It amazes me... by pilkul · · Score: 1
      To be fair, you are naming fairly minor players in the whole computing revolution. You can bet that a whole lot more people were involved in the invention of the lightbulb (and related technologies) than only Edison, but --- as someone with no particular knowledge of the history of electricity --- I don't know the names of any of them.

      I do recognize the names you gave, but that's only because I'm a relative expert in computing. It's too much to ask of even an educated layman to know who Mauchly is. I'd be happy with everyone knowing just the name Turing.

    6. Re:It amazes me... by itsari · · Score: 1

      You're right, you're probably biased. The electric light bulb was nothing more than just making something we already did a bit faster, cheaper and easier.

      The interweb has the potential to change everything, everywhere just as the lightbulb had. These four things have a lot in common with each other by way of importence to society. Except only on the interweb can someone rant on slashdot.

      The internet actually has more potential than the lightbulb because it allows for so many other things to become a posibility, like open forums, easy to access information, inexpensive communication, and (of course) Slashdot! Sure the lightbulb opens up some doors, but the interweb opens up so many more.

    7. Re:It amazes me... by UberDude · · Score: 1

      Then again, nobody has any clue who invented rail transit. This may be due in large part to the vague definition of "rail transit", but it still sounds like the name should have survived the last 200 years in the public conciousness.

      Most people in the UK are taught from an early age that George Stephenson (UK) invented the Rocket, regarded as the first commercial locomotive engine for railways. But the steam engine already existed (Thomas Newcomen and James Watt, UK), the steam-powered vehicle already existed (Richard Trevithick, UK), and for all we know the Chinese might have invented vehicles on rails centuries before.

      Perhaps, as with Joseph Swan's (UK) invention of the electric light bulb, or Sir George Cayley's (UK) invention of the airplane, the fact that Americans didn't always get there first might have lead US schools to downplay the significance of the original inventors.

      It's just human nature - everybody wants to believe that their country made the most significant breakthroughs or contributions, but the truth is often that everybody is actually building on everybody else's previous work, and it becomes very difficult to single out one person or group for the credit.

    8. Re:It amazes me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The interweb has the potential to change everything, everywhere just as the lightbulb had. These four things have a lot in common with each other by way of importence to society. Except only on the interweb can someone rant on slashdot.

      So you are suggesting we need lightbulbs with Slashdot on them?

    9. Re:It amazes me... by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      You can bet that a whole lot more people were involved in the invention of the lightbulb (and related technologies) than only Edison

      Notably Swann.

      Edison gets credit for the creations of his entire lab, which he headed, in addition to things he personally created. This is not to knock the man, since he obviously had some excellent project management and motivational skills to get so many innovations out the door!

      Also note that Bell didn't invent the telephone (it was an Italian), to note something from a couple of posts above. Bell did manage to commercialise the telephone, however.

    10. Re:It amazes me... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      It's just human nature - everybody wants to believe that their country made the most significant breakthroughs or contributions, but the truth is often that everybody is actually building on everybody else's previous work, and it becomes very difficult to single out one person or group for the credit.


      To use your examples, Joseph Swan may have invented a light bulb, but it didn't work as well as Edison's bulb, and didn't last. What Edison got was the first *lasting* light bulb that was practical. And before Swan, there were people to discovered that running current through some kinds of metals made them glow brightly but then they oxegenated and disappeared fast. And after Edison, Tesla figured out that Edison's direct current technique was impractical and the bulb really should be run from alternating current so the electrical transmission lines to reach the bulbs in the city would actually work well. So, the question is, which one of them gets the credit for being the inventor?

      Basically, people stop looking when they hit the link in the chain of invention that was done in their own country. (Which is exactly what *you* did, too.) Since the chains are so long, you can claim your own country invented just about anything. If you look hard enough, some important step along the way will have been done in your own country. For example, the Wright Brothers didn't invent how to make wings that produce lift., nor did they invent the propellor concept. But they *did* invent the control system that allowed the craft to keep going and not crash. (some of the other designs before theirs did actually fly, but their flights were always cut short by control problems). (And then immediately went on to stifle the early aircraft technology in the USA by being waay to litigous about their invention and not allowing anyone else to further their work.)

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    11. Re:It amazes me... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      that everyone knows the names of Edison

      The Bill Gates of his era. Heard of Humprey Davy or Sir Joseph Swan at all? By the time that Edison had come up with his filament bulb Lord Armstrong was already lighting Cragside, his home, with Swan's bulbs.

      People don't always remember the people who are important. Only those with good publicity machines or who were right bastards.

    12. Re:It amazes me... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Then again, nobody has any clue who invented rail transit.

      The first railed transport system was in Greece at about 500BC.

    13. Re:It amazes me... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Most people in the UK are taught from an early age that George Stephenson (UK) invented the Rocket, regarded as the first commercial locomotive engine for railways. But the steam engine already existed (Thomas Newcomen and James Watt, UK), the steam-powered vehicle already existed (Richard Trevithick, UK), and for all we know the Chinese might have invented vehicles on rails centuries before.

      But of course we were using railed systems for years before that except we used horse power. That's why the tracks a the funny width they are, 4'8" 3/4. It's apparently the width required to fit a horse in between the rails.

    14. Re:It amazes me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but it just takes so much more time to say Tim Berners-Lee J Prespert Echert and John W Mauchly that by the time you where done saying the name everyone has already given their attention to the closest most visable shiny object. In other words people don't just know Edison and Tesla they where taught to know them in that thing we call school. Till text books are updated and schools reformed to reflect the current advancements in technology not many people will know who the hell they are or why should we care.

  51. MOD OBVIOUSIDIOT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Exactly why are you posting to this thread? Don't you know you have to be British to be considered for a Knighthood?

    (Yes, I'm aware that's irrelevent. Needless to say, it's also irrelevent that "ARPANET" is American from the point of view of awarding a Knighthood to a Brit who was involved in creating a key part of the Internet.)

  52. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hundreds of other great men and women have been able to resist the kow-towing to the monarchy. I which he had joined them.

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  53. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by mlk · · Score: 1

    Not yet, and we can hope that one day Brits will get to vote on EU stuff... maybe...

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  54. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm not comparing the queen to saddam. It's just that I don't think the queen should be important enough to be able to give such honors.

    Yes, I think he certainly deserves the honor, no doubt about it. But the queen just shouldn't have the prestige of being able to hand it out, so to speak.

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  55. Quote... by stubblehead · · Score: 1

    "Huh. They have Internet on computers now!" -H.J.S.

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  56. That's one word by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Actually, the Gopher people tried to cash in on their invention -- which wasn't that different from Sir Tim's work, though much less elegant. I seem to recall reading that licensing issues with Gopher had a lot to do with the Web's invention and sudden growth.

    If he's a knight, does he have to fight dragons?

    1. Re:That's one word by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      That's one word

      I know that. It was me after much caffeine being retarded. :)

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    2. Re:That's one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know CSS isn't a markup. However that's quite the paragraph of buzzwords you got there. You're hired! -1, Offtopic

    3. Re:That's one word by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I know that you know. Jeez. ;)

    4. Re:That's one word by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I knew that, too! :)

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    5. Re:That's one word by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But did you know that I knew that... oh, never mind.

  57. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If I were a member of the British royal family, I would not accept any "Prince" or whatever position. It's ridiculous, and it's a waste of time or money.

    So says the person naming himself LordK3nn3th.

    Yeah, sure you would.

  58. Ob MPatHG Ref by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "There are some who call me...Sir Tim

    1. Re:Ob MPatHG Ref by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      He knows much that is hidden.

  59. Longing for a simpler time? by Politas · · Score: 1

    In part, I think it is a reaction to today's fast-paced cultural changes. Many people appreciate links back to what they see as a simpler time, regardless of the historical truths of disease and lawlessness.

    It's all about traditions. It is our traditions that make our society what it is. For the British, the monarchy is a large part of that tradition. The actual personages aren't important so much as the symbol of security.

    In a fast-changing society, many people like to hold onto something unchanging, to ground themselves.

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    1. Re:Longing for a simpler time? by sasha328 · · Score: 1

      I pretty much agree to this comment about stability. In general, except in very rare situations, the monarchy does not interfere.
      I live in Australia where the queen of England is technically our queen as well. In the last referendum about becoming a republic, I voted against it. I like our system of a figurehead who is there "just in case". They don't do anything except sign laws passed by parliament. They do have the power to sack a government and request new elections though. This makes governments not go way overboard with people's wishes.
      However, the British system, and to a very large extent, all the other Westminister systems (Canada, Australia, NZ etc) are ruled by parties rather than individuals. A ruling party can change their leader and by default change the prime minister as a result.
      Also for those who don't already know, the UK does not have a constitution, so it can't be constitutional monarchy!

    2. Re:Longing for a simpler time? by slug359 · · Score: 1

      We do have a constitution, it is just an unwritten one.
      It's not one document, but several written at different times, such as the Magna Carta, as well as case law and other things.
      More information.

    3. Re:Longing for a simpler time? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      I'd heard (and I wasn't there so I don't know - correct me if I'm wrong) that the main reason the Australian vote for becoming a republic (and dumping the queen) failed was NOT that the country was against the idea of dumping the queen, but because the alternative presented was a pretty bad form of government. (So it wasn't *really* a vote of "become a republic or keep the monarchy", but one of "become this specific type of repbulic with these specific rules in place which are bad, or keep things as they are."

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  60. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be funny if it wasn't tragic:

    The brits think Tony Blair and New Labour are foisting EU crap on them and that's where the bad policies come from.

    The EU people think the Brits are foisting American crap on them in the European Parliament (and they are, to an extent: witness Arlene McCarthy and Software Patents), and that's where the bad policies come from.

    The American people think Bush is foisting Europan crap on them from the WTO, and that's where the bad policies come from.

    In actuality, all these policies come from corporatist (see Mussolini) semi-secret groups like the Bilderbergers. It's a classic divide-and-conquer attack by a bunch of neofascist assholes intent on remaining in power.

  61. oh, but it is even more confusing than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    after all, since it IS just figurative doesn't that make it even MORE pointless? I mean it is one thing to have an honorary that would possibly mean something, like honorary degrees used to mean. It signified that your much more important, practical, and difficult real world experience and innovation have attained you the credentials that someone can get from a career in test taking. It just goes to show how sadly shallow and pointless so many people's lives really are. I would rather focus on being appointed to a board of directors for helping promote the field you are "honored" in. In this case that would pretty much cover a lot, but even communication in general would be a great start (I am pulling that out of my arse, lets not become fussy old women and all).

    However, I could really care less outside of the 30 seconds it took to write this. My taxes don't cover it so let Mick and the rest of them have their fun!

  62. Exactly! by Politas · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sir Tim HAS been knighted. He didn't get an OBE or some other lesser award. The parent post is wrong, wrong, wrong.

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    1. Re:Exactly! by tim_uk · · Score: 1

      He hasn't been knighted YET. He's been offered, and has accepted a knighthood. He can't be called Sir until Her Majesty dubs him a Sir with the sword.

    2. Re:Exactly! by Politas · · Score: 1

      YEs he can, otherwise the BBC wouldn't be calling him "Sir Tim", would they?

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  63. Sir TBL by snot.dotted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well I wonder if TBL will ever be asked to go on a crusade to the holy land or re-claim brittany from those Frenchies. Theres certainly no damsels in distress, imprisoned in a tower by an evil uncle. There are no dragons left to slay and the holy grail got sold on ebay for $5.99 Sorry but a real knight belongs in our stories and myths. The highest honor we can give TBL is not a three letter prefix Sir, but the recogniton that his work, kick started all this web stuff and his ideas for the furture of the web are more important than making a fast buck.

    1. Re:Sir TBL by robindmorris · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The highest honor we can give TBL is not a three letter prefix Sir, but the recogniton that his work, kick started all this web stuff and his ideas for the furture of the web are more important than making a fast buck.

      The "three letter prefix" is exactly what you describe -- a very public recognition of what his ideas have achieved.

  64. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

    If a country wants to hold onto a 'silly' institution as a symbol of their nation, so be it.

    Thankfully, this does not apply to the U.S. and the RIAA, despite the fact that it is "a silly institution" that definitely serves as "a symbol of their nation".

    (disclaimer: I'm an American)

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  65. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And without the Brit's strong national identity, what would become of the Irish Republic, which is based largely on "we're not Britain!" for national identity :-).

  66. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one, welcome our British web overlords.

  67. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as there's people like me around, you've got about as much chance of a republic of Britain as microsoft have of winning 'OS of the Year' in Linux Journal! Seriously, if you want a civil war just say so; myself and my friends are up for it; it'll give us a good chance to "get rid" (being polite) of people like you without any comeback! It comes down to whether having a republic is as important to you as having a monarchy is for people like us. If you're not willing to fight for it then keep you mouth shut, because we are!

  68. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by SYFer · · Score: 1

    So when does LordK3nn3th of Slashdote bestow the H.A.I.P.s this year? Is there a cash stipend?

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  69. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In the US, we have a national holiday, 4th of July, to celebrate our independence, our heritage, our freedom, etc.

    England doesn't have that. All they have to make them unique from the rest of Europe is their monarchy, so they celebrate it.

    Of course, you have to really feel bad for Canada or Australia. They celebrate another country's monarchy. Talk about pathetic.

  70. What's a lightbulb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you encrypt data streams with it?

  71. Keith is a crying baby, destroying valid points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    in the end, it is an honorary and that is it. It means nothing so bitching about it shows a level of hypocricy and stupidity unmatched except in gang vengance. Keith is too shallow and insecure to accept who he is. Perhaps Keith, like many others, should focus less on ACTING like some image and start being a man.

    Rock on... indeed. More like, rock the Baby Seat. Bleed on Keith!

  72. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People like to have leaders to look up to. No matter how useless, parasitic and dumb they are. Think George W. Bush on the aircraft carrier.

  73. I just can't resist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it always makes me laugh when someone is given any title, honorary or not, simply by birth and that they somehow have reign (again, in name or in reality) over conquered and subjigated people.

    1. Re:I just can't resist by aldoman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but do you think Bush would be where he was now if it wasn't for Bush Sr.

      The Queen is just a tourist attraction now really. She has very little power and pretty much anything she does can be overruled in parliment, anway.

      I do agree with you on principal, however.

    2. Re:I just can't resist by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yes, but do you think Bush would be where he was now if it wasn't for Bush Sr.

      Well, by definition, no, unless you subscribe to some of the weirder resolutions to the "Grandfather Paradox".

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    3. Re:I just can't resist by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      It's not by birth...officially, it's "By the Grace of God".

      but since the Monarch of the British Commonwealth also happens to be the head of the Anglican church...it's pretty much up to them....hence by birth.

      Also, the concept of anyone having reign over any people in any circumstances is fairly laughable if you really think about it....

      Even in the most democratic of countries you are only given a choice of who you get ruling over you...you never get to choose to answer to no one, and you're usually stuck with whoever you choose for a period of years that was decided by someone else.

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  74. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by targo · · Score: 1

    Well, Denmark is the oldest monerchy in the world, other than that you're probably right.

    Actually, the Japanese monarchy dates back to 660 BC, making it by far the oldest in the world. Denmark's is more than thousand years younger, the starting date is not established precisely.
    Check this page for more information on the different current and former monarchies of the world.

  75. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bunch of elitist pseudo-intellect blowhards

    We're l33t and intellectual. Deal with it, fat stupid neocon American.

  76. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Faluzeer · · Score: 1

    "Brilliant, then you can get on with your transition to Ingsoc and your licking of Dim Georgie Bush's chickenhawk boots. Whatever happened to "Britons never shall be slaves"?"

    Hmmm how to tar and feather all the British People with the same brush, not all of us are arse licking poodles like Tony Blair, there are a substantial portion of British people that dislike George Bush and believe that his war on Iraq was wrong, indeed almost 2 millions people attended a Stop the War rally in London earlier this year...

  77. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the British national identity based on "we're not Europe" and pretty much nothing else? Pretty sad to see them crawling up those US asses all the time tho.

  78. Re:Phuck by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    I was only being a smartass about the excessive use of the word "fuck". *sigh* Oh well...troll it is.

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  79. Soft vs. hard news by harmonica · · Score: 1

    For the last time, we don't give a damn about Jackson, Bryant, Peterson, Limbaugh, or anybody else. Just shut up about it already and report some REAL news.

    I'm not sure who you refer to as we, but it's not the majority of people. The general public loves celebrities, yellow press and the whole star-mania. It's the glamour, the wealth, the dirty secrets. Maybe the ordinary guy can dream about the what-if scenario of being in that position, etc., that's probably dealt with in psychology 101.

    That stuff sells. Of course it's not hard news, but the media give to the people what they want. The Simple Life had a bigger audience than the interview with President Bush (first one after the capturing of Saddam Hussein) broadcast at the same time. Go figure.

    1. Re:Soft vs. hard news by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
      The Simple Life had a bigger audience than the interview with President Bush (first one after the capturing of Saddam Hussein) broadcast at the same time.

      Wow, that's pretty scary. Our nation has given up on ideas, it seems, to spend their time following fashions and trends. No wonder you never hear Presidential candidates being asked questions about their fundamental philosophical beliefs in debates.

    2. Re:Soft vs. hard news by Tassach · · Score: 1
      The Simple Life had a bigger audience than the interview with President Bush
      No big suprise there. Paris Hilton is a spoiled rich idiot riding on the coattails of her grandfather. Everyone knows that. Shrub is a spoiled rich idiot riding on the coattails of his father. Everyone know that too. On one channel, we have Shrub making a fool of himself while wearing a grey wool suit, and on another we have Paris making a fool of herself while wearing skimpy clothes. They both have the same intellectual value (zero), so which one has a higher entertainment value? Maybe if Shrub leaked a sex tape to the internet (shudder!) his ratings would go up.
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    3. Re:Soft vs. hard news by harmonica · · Score: 1

      They both have the same intellectual value (zero), so which one has a higher entertainment value?

      Of course Bush's entertainment value is lower. But that's exactly the point I'm trying to make. Unfortunately, entertainment beats politics. No matter what you think of President Bush, he's the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, so what he does and says is of high interest. Or so you should think. But Paris Hilton, Michael Jackson and the others seem to matter more to the general public.

  80. How... by radoni · · Score: 1

    ...did Mick Jagger get on there?

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    1. Re:How... by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 1

      He was knighted. Duh.

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      Slept with the Queen.

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  81. UK does have a constitution by Politas · · Score: 1

    The UK does have a constitution, it just doesn't have a written one.

    Reference here for an explanation.

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  82. Hey Babe Who Aboot a Night Out With a Real Knight by Quirk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whatever else a knighthood brings with it it's got to be a great pickup line and a geek can use all the help available.

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  83. many refuse knighthood by PollGuy · · Score: 0

    Just to give this a little context, it's awesome that he has been knighted, especially for a techy guy, but it's not quite as unique as it seems, given that dozens of celebs have been offered knighthood and refused just in the last few years.

    On a side note, did anybody else read He will join luminaries like Isaac Newton, Francis Drake, and... Mick Jagger and subsequently have a phrase pop into his head:

    ... and Tom Paris.

    1. Re:many refuse knighthood by hachete · · Score: 1

      And good on them too. There's irony for you here - an award in the name of a non-existent entity, the "British Empire" which ceased to exist in 1948 for an invention which is as futuristic as you can get. It's all a bit Gormenghast, no? I think he should have refused. Recognition by such an archaic award is the embrace of the dead hand of the Establishment. It stinks, big time. Up the Republic!

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  84. The monarchy infrastructure by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    I think the main attitude about the monarchy is that it works, so there's really no need to bother trying to fix it. Far beyond Britain itself, there's an entire empire of other countries whose constitutional systems are all tied in with the British monarchy. Removing it would require massive infrastructural changes all over the world. Plus, lots of people like it and they're prepared to pay for it.

    A great example of this is the insane media land-grab over Princess Diana's death. Hundreds of thousands of people die in traffic accidents each year - why was hers so deserving of three whole months of media coverage, weeping, wailing, and moaning?

    I hardly think you can put that reaction down to having anything to do with the monarchy. The media frenzy was because she was popular and well known. The monarchy merely provided a vehicle that got her to that position, but how she got there wasn't really of interest to the media.

    There's no shortage of examples of very similar things happening that had nothing to do with the British monarchy. The USA has at least as many examples of media irrationality in the face of popularity, and probably a lot more. The OJ Simpson trial is the example that most easily comes to mind. All he did was play a game quite well a few years ago, and now that he has a problem everyone wants to know about it. Having details of it broadcast every day for months on most of the major news networks was just silly, in my own opinion... and yet people who had never heard of the guy before he got on CNN (all over the world) were following the news of it because the media told them it was important. It was a murder trial but it was hardly unusual.

    You get the same reaction from people whether there's a monarchy or no monarchy.

    1. Re:The monarchy infrastructure by autocracy · · Score: 1

      How many of those traffic accidents are caused by psychotic, speeding photographers trying to express you onto the front of tomorrow's tabloids? Paparazzi are the scum of photography, and her death was definitely a negligent manslaughter caused by irresponsible acts. Couple that with her already high popularity...

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  85. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by petabyte · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Well, since your flamebait is modded insightfull I think I'll flame back and see if the moderaters get it right this time.

    Politically, the British monarchy doesn't do much of anything. It is mostly a cultural thing. The monarchy is a cherished institution of Great Britain.

    The United Kingdom is a Constitutional Monarchy. It is very much a political thing. Despite the Crown's very limited role in politics they are by defination involved as the Head of State (not Head of Government).

    It represents the history and culture of a great country. It has endured for hundreds of years as one of the most stable governments in the West.

    The "most stable" is a matter of opinion but I'll let that stand.

    The British monarchy has one of the oldest democratic traditions in the world, and Britain gave birth to the philosophers from which our founding fathers derived their inspiration.

    Have you ever heard of the Roman Republic? England wasn't a member of that. They were occupied later during the Empire. And yes, Locke and Hobbes provided many ideas for the American Government. But so did Plato, Aristotle and numerous philosophers in France during the Enlightenment. England does not have a monopoly on those ideas and at the time, did not practice them.

    Getting rid of the British monarchy would be like getting rid of the monuments of Greece, because they take up space that could be put to better use.

    If I recall correctly you still have a good deal of the Parthenon in the British Museum and the Greek have been asking for those pieces back for years.

    If you're going to be on a high horse, make sure the horse is on solid ground. And this is flamebait but I feel better saying it.

  86. MOD UP INSIGHTFUL PLEASE by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    Thanks.....

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  87. American Royalty same as British Royalty by tjstork · · Score: 4, Funny

    In America, the royals are the sons and daughters of the greatest of all the robber barons.

    In Britain, the royals are the sons and daughters of the greatest of all the feudal barons [which is the same as robber].

    In America, you are allowed to become a noble or start a new line of nobility by getting filthy rich and then buying yourself a Senator. You can then pass your wealth to your children so they can be nobles for having done nothing.

    In Britain, the Queen hands you a medal, and then you can possibly get a seat for yourself and your descendants in the House of Lords. You can then pass your wealth to your children so they can be nobles for having done nothing.

    At least in the UK, the monarchy has a lot of interesting history behind it, and some way cool outfits. Swords and capes! Now that is cool. Plus, the titles are awesome - for the king when the next one is: "His Most Britannic Majesty".

    In America, well, we just say, "Mr.Gates".

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    1. Re:American Royalty same as British Royalty by mlk · · Score: 2

      and then you can possibly get a seat for yourself and your descendants in the House of Lords
      Not any more, inherted peers are going, Wooo!

      Now if only we could get some more changes to HoLs passed, unelected bastards.

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    2. Re:American Royalty same as British Royalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst the House of Lords is unelected, I think I prefer that to it becoming another den of party politics :-(

    3. Re:American Royalty same as British Royalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only we could get some more changes to HoLs passed, unelected bastards.

      Oh, that will happen soon enough, I'm sure. All the unelected hereditary bastards will be replaced with unelected appointed bastards. Personally I fail to see how this is an improvement, but doubtless things look different from the point of view of the guy doing the appointing.

  88. Um, no... it is SIR Mick... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    e.g. http://more.abcnews.go.com/sections/wnt/dailynews/ sirmick020615.html , etc.

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  89. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    History notwithstanding, being knighted is a high honor (honour!) for a Brit.

    To Americans, being knighted is just below winning an MTV People's Choice award. ;-)

  90. Next move by ChrisZuma · · Score: 1, Funny

    On his return, he was reported to have taken rook E4

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  91. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

    OK, here's a question - the royals own fairly large chunks of the British Isles, so what would happen if they answered an abolishment attempt by offering to evict everyone from their properties? I believe Charles owns Cornwall, for example...

  92. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The United Kingdom is a Constitutional Monarchy. It is very much a political thing. Despite the Crown's very limited role in politics they are by defination involved as the Head of State (not Head of Government).
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    Huh? You declare that the Monarchy is very much political, and then immediatelyl admit that it has a very limited role in politics. Which is it?

    The "most stable" is a matter of opinion but I'll let that stand.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    FI said "one of" the most stable. The British government has been remarkably stable for hundreds of years. Unlike France, the democratization of Britain came not through a bloody revolution, but a gradual transition.

    Have you ever heard of the Roman Republic? England wasn't a member of that.
    >>>>>>>>>
    I didn't say first, I said oldest. Generally, when we talk about the oldest of some thing, we do not consider things that no longer exist, like the Roman Republic.

    Locke and Hobbes provided many ideas for the American Government. But so did Plato, Aristotle and numerous philosophers in France during the Enlightenment.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    Yes other philosophers did influence the Founding Fathers. Some directly and others indirectly. But the primary philosophical basis for the American government was British philosophy.

    England does not have a monopoly on those ideas
    >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;
    Did I claim it did?

    and at the time, did not practice them.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;
    While Great Britain did not practice the precise philosophy espoused by Lock and others, many of those philosophers' ideas were derived from British practice. Great Britain has been a free society for hundreds of years, even under the monarchy, and much existing pratice was codified by its philosophers.

    If I recall correctly you still have a good deal of the Parthenon in the British Museum and the Greek have been asking for those pieces back for years.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    What's your point? I am not claiming that Britain is faultless. Indeed, as someone of Indian descent, I have an innate dislike of Britain and its colonial period. However, I do recognize a good thing when I see it. Great Britain has a very proud and rich history, and a tradition of freedom. The monarchy is a part of that, and is a cultural institution that should remain in place as a reminder of the nation's glory.

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  93. Shiva the Last Dance For Me by Quirk · · Score: 1

    Looking forward to the last dance hugs and kisses Kali :D

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  94. Now, as a knight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he's supposed to learn how to ride mares...

  95. And about time too! by marnanel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good for him! and about time too.

    And why stop at a knighthood? They should make him an Url.

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    1. Re:And about time too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be smacked.

    2. Re:And about time too! by curunir · · Score: 4, Funny

      You think that's bad?

      - In his response to the queen, all he sent was a cookie.

      - The queen sent a typical GET request (Marie Antoinette who was sent a HEAD request.)

      - I wonder if he had to fill out a form to receive his new POST.

      - He made a bit of a scene when he searched his host's colon for some kind of port (ugh...bad wine joke)

      - I guess he now has a 'close' connection with the queen.

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    3. Re:And about time too! by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      Well done sir! Pun of the year!

    4. Re:And about time too! by AUsBandit · · Score: 1

      haha.. but Earl is a title that requires land to be owned in the British Empire. The land in England is quite valuable as a matter of fact the last time the US tried to buy the land the US embassy was on the Queen said sure... but we don't want money we would like to have some land in America that was once ours anyway. What land you ask? Oh just a little island called Manhattan in your northern area.

  96. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like your posts, but this quoting style needs some kind of terminator sent back in time to kill its parents. You throw away reasonable points by making them hard to read.

  97. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by hdparm · · Score: 1
    Why did I think that someone so proud wouldn't post this kind of statement as an AC? Makes you appear rather ashamed to be Brit. Plus, appart from kicking your ass, Americans did so much more during few hundreds of years than you ever will.

    Just my humble thought as a non-American.

  98. Who NEEDS it? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This will certainly be redundant, but there are many that have refused Knighthood for example they include rock star David Bowie, Nigella Lawson, John Cleese, Kenneth Branagh, Albert Finney, Vanessa Redgrave, and many more. Knighthood is a pathetic extension of imperialism that no longer exists.

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    1. Re:Who NEEDS it? by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      Isn't Nigella a Domestic Goddess? In which case a knighthood (surely a damehood?) would be a demotion!

    2. Re:Who NEEDS it? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I posted this earlier, but this is a better place for it. An article on the snub list can be found here.

      A knighthood might get you respect locally, but there are people in and from other [most] parts of the world for whom the recognition of the 'Empire' is less than respectable.

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  99. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by webtre · · Score: 0
    worse music
    God Save the Queen!

    Johnny Rotten/Sex Pistols anyone?

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  100. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by petabyte · · Score: 1

    You proclaimed the Monarchy as a cultural insitution. They are a political institution.

    If mean "the British government" as an institution then yes they are fairly stable. I was thinking of their actions over the last 200-300 years. That strikes me as less than stable.

    Free society for hundreds of years? I have a silent e on the end of my name. My ancestors were given the choice of being exciled from their home or spend the rest of their lives in a debtors prison.

    Britian has a great deal of glory. It is one of my favorite places on this planet but I don't think you and I will ever agree on where that comes from.

  101. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sure, because they were afraid of being ridiculed by their socialist chums for selling out and or kissing up to the monarchy. Not having seen TBL reading out of the little red book lately, I see no reason why this shallow and superficial ( and meaningless ) gesture should prevent him from accepting this mark of recognition from a group of UK civil servants.

    Keep refusing those honors, technologists! After all, you won't have any indie cred otherwise.

    o<
  102. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by JeffTL · · Score: 1

    First of, IANBBMAW (I am not British, but my ancestors were).

    That's right, as I recall. In case of Parliament going nuts or somesuch, or divided beyond being able to form even a coalition government, it is the duty of Her Majesty to get an appointed PM in place until matters can resolve. Example: if in the next British election, noone holds a majority or can form a coalition (or some Fascists turn up out of the blue), the monarchy would most likely exercise constitutional duty and keep Blair on Downing Street.

  103. Keith Richard and David Bowie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...both turned this nonsensical crap down, and good for them.

  104. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So true, my friend.

    There is, however one more thing that distinguishes them from the rest of Europe - unlike other nations they are complete assholes.

  105. Knights walk funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that he's a knight, does he has to stagger everywhere he goes? Me, I'd much rather be a bishop - diagonal movement only, sure, but much easier to manage, I'd think.

  106. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by be-fan · · Score: 1

    The monarchy is a cultural institution. Semantically, they are indeed a political institution, but as you say, they have no political involvement. Yet they remain an important part of British society. Why? Because their role in British culture far outstrips its minor role in politics. Hence, it can be considered a cultural institution.

    Nothing that has happened in the past 200-300 years every threatened the stability of the British government. While the British did many things that caused instability and chaos, at no time was the government itself really in any danger. There haven't even been any civil wars in Great Britain since the 1600s. In this sense, the British government is remarkably stable, compared to say the French government over the same time period.

    The British do have a very old democratic tradition, at least for its own people. The Parlaiment was an important force by the early 17th century, and took supremacy from the king after the glorious revolution of 1688. The British have done many things to tarnish this tradition of freedom, but I still assert that the tradition remains intact. The United States, too, has done many things that go against the principles of freedom and democracy, but it is still legitimate to say that it has an important democratic tradition.

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  107. warning! offtopic by Frymaster · · Score: 1
    Kind of like the "all your x belong to us" fad...

    anybody remember any of the following?

    1. natalie portman
    2. hot grits
    3. penis bird

    no? thank god!

    1. Re:warning! offtopic by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      anybody remember any of the following?
      1. natalie portman
      2. hot grits
      3. penis bird
      Oh come, you're missing steps 4 and 5:
      1. natalie portman
      2. hot grits
      3. penis bird
      4. ?????
      5. profit
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  108. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're hardly unique for having a monarchy. Spain, Sweden, Holland, etc, all have monarchies.

  109. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by petabyte · · Score: 1

    Now that, I would agree with. :)

    And now I'm going to bed.

  110. The Problem by weston · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blessed +5 Dragon Scale Mail, in fact, if you're willing to put up with the -57 aura of sheer geekliness.

    1. Re:The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the good part is, you can easily get Excalibur by #dipping your long sword!

    2. Re:The Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that -57 is a Cha penalty, and TBL's a Wizard, so his magic is Int-based.

      Not sure what he's doing wearing armour, mind you. Maybe this "knighthood" is a prestige class that bestows that ability. I hope for his sake that the Dragon Scale Mail doesn't have a very heavy casting penalty.

  111. Re:Fist Sport! by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

    Umm, would you care to back that up with facts? For example, which states? Relevant section of law, if possible?

    I am not aware of any state where anyone may marry under 16 (I'm not saying there aren't any, but I haven't heard of them), and even then you need your parents' permission unless you're an emancipated minor.

  112. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

    Your point about his posting AC is well taken, but it may be even worse than you think. He may have posted as AC out of a beliefe that /. karma is actually somehow worth something. The horror!

    While it is true that the United States has accomplished an impressive amount of things in a relatively short period of time (less than 250 years), and among them one of the most impressive has been making the best and the brightest of other nations want to come and live here, and thus leapfrogging the rest of the world in science, technology, economic power, and good old butt-kicking military power (g), the contributions and accomplishments of Britain must not be forgotten.

    The U.S. Declaration of Independence and Constitution were groundbreaking documents, stunningly radical in their time. However, the seeds of the US Constitution - the legal framework of the first modern democracy - hark back to the Magna Carta, which is about 500 years older and devised in Britain.

    For more of what the Brits did right and others didn't do so right, take a look around the world at former colonies of various former colonial powers. The French were extent in Southeast Asia (then called Indochina) and a number of Pacific Islands, and in Africa. The British were in Hong Kong, India and what is now Pakistan, South Africa, Zimbabwe (Rhodesia at the time), and Singapore and Malaysia, among others.

    They have left their colonies, as have the rest of the colonial powers. What the British also left behind was a strong legacy of the rule of law. That, more than anything else, is why Hong Kong, Singapore, and South Africa are quite prosperous, and several of there other former colonies are closing in rapidly on real prosperity, with Malaysia leading the way. Zimbabwe would have done well also, but the rule of law was replaced by the rule of thuggery after Mugabe let power go to his head and he turned out to be nothing but a dictator. That, is, however, a miss among many hits.

    Compare that to the French legacy. Corruption was SOP in their colonies, and corruption and old-boy networks are what they left behind. Take a look at their former colonies today. Most are corrupt and poor.

    And the Spanish. They were at least as bad as the French, maybe worse. All of their former colonies were corrupt and poor, and usually dictatorships, for a very long time. The emergence of democracies in South America is a pretty recent thing and has a lot to do with American influence. Mostly, they are still poor, and there's still a lot of corruption, but they have become more democratic and they are slowly working on the corruption part.

    Don't sell the Brits short, they did a lot. Don't forget that the United States itself was a British colony before we told George III to get stuffed. Our legal system descends directly from the British legal system, and that strong respect for the rule of law is what held us together all these years to become the power we are today.

    So let's lighten up on the Brit bashing. Go bash the French instead, they deserve it :-)

  113. Geez man, get the pickle ... by Augusto · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... out of your butt and just have a laugh!

    You make Al Gore seem like the life of the party.

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    1. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by K8Fan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Al Gore made an honest claim about something that he was justly proud of. And somebody deliberately misquoted him to make it appear that he was claiming to have "invented the internet".

      It wouldn't be so annoying if this deliberate campaign hadn't been so successful at painting this honest (if dull) politician as a "liar", and possibly costing him the election (which was stolen anyway).

      Look, I've been on the Net since 1988 (via world.std.com, the first commercial ISP), and I can assure you that Al Gore was the first person in the Senate to take it seriously. He provided funding when the NSF was going to pull the plug, and the all the commercial internet providers were squabbling over peering agreements. Read some back issues of "Boardwatch" magazine to learn about all this, OK?

      Just because you don't like to hear it doesn't mean it's not true. And something isn't funny just because it's repeated a lot.

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      "How perfectly Goddamn delightful it all is, to be sure" Charles Crumb
    2. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by jimwill · · Score: 1

      Geez, you need to get over the "stolen election" idea. Every recount of the Florida ballots came out in Bush's favor.

    3. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by Courageous · · Score: 1

      As a former BBN'er, I was surrounded by various luminaries of the early internet (including Ray Tomlinson of "@" fame, as well as Tony Michell, who wired the first four arpanet computers together). You'll take comfort in knowing that they agree with you. Al Gore was instrumental in securing much interest and funding in the early internet.

      And something isn't funny just because it's repeated a lot.

      Well, really: it is actually pretty funny. It taps our funny bone on the subject of narcissistic politicians...

      C//

    4. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by Augusto · · Score: 1

      Gore's quote is poor, and it was a typical politician trying to claim credit for something else. All politicians do this, we all know that, and we all know he didn't say he invented the internet. That's the joke.

      If you don't like it, it's fine, but please spare me the poor little politician stuff. Unless they pay you to do PR for them, you're wasting your time.

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    5. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and we all know he didn't say he invented the internet ...but he DID say this. "Invent" is an accurate paraphrasing.

    6. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > "Invent" is an accurate paraphrasing

      Please don't think I'm defending that whiner Gore, but he said "create." I can create a TCP/IP network, but I cannot invent a TCP/IP network, as it has already been done. They are different words. So it is not an accurate paraphrasing. I still think he was wrong, but not as intentionally wrong as you imply.

    7. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Geez, you need to get over the "stolen election" idea. Every recount of the Florida ballots came out in Bush's favor.

      Not true. If you use the criteria the Republicans wanted for which ballots count how, Gore wins. If you use the criteria the Democrats wanted, Bush wins.

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    8. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      As a former BBN'er, I was surrounded by various luminaries of the early internet (including Ray Tomlinson of "@" fame, as well as Tony Michell, who wired the first four arpanet computers together). You'll take comfort in knowing that they agree with you. Al Gore was instrumental in securing much interest and funding in the early internet.

      You're quite a bit more grizzled than me then. I got on after the Great Renaming, but before widespread domain addressing. Thanks for the info - it is reassuring.

      Well, really: it is actually pretty funny.

      I suppose David Letterman has taught a generation that any joke becomes funny if it's repeated often enough. People eventually start laughing out of sheer nervousness (Uma/Oprah).

      It taps our funny bone on the subject of narcissistic politicians...

      On comparison that hasn't been brought up in this discussion is how often politicians claim to have built highways, bridges, parks, housing projects and the like when (aside from Jimmy Carter) not a one of them has swung a single hammer to do so.

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    9. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by zonker · · Score: 0

      your name isn't al is it? ;P

    10. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a big difference between "swinging a hammer" on a house and "building" a bridge or public monument. The former is a minimum-wage low-tech low-skills job (although an honorable job in some religions); the latter is a highly-skilled creative work that very few people (politicians or otherwise) can do. Among U.S. presidents, put Lincoln and Carter in the former (and no dishonor to either); but don't put them in the same category as Jefferson and Hoover! (Curious that among the presidents, the two who had reputations as classical scholars happen to be the two architect-engineers.)

    11. Re:Geez man, get the pickle ... by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      There's a big difference between "swinging a hammer" on a house and "building" a bridge or public monument.

      Please read the parent posts, and I think you'll find we're in agreement. The gist of it is this: Al Gore was mis-quoted to make it appear that he claimed to have "invented" the Internet, when in fact he used his political skills to "create" it via legislation and persuasion.

      Among U.S. presidents, put Lincoln and Carter in the former (and no dishonor to either); but don't put them in the same category as Jefferson and Hoover!

      I'm not familier with Hoover's skills, but I've visited Monticello and became awed at Jefferson's skill as an engineer and designer. I didn't mean to imply that Carter's work for Habitat for Humanity is in the same league as his predecessor.

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  114. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Nept · · Score: 1

    well actually, it's more of a tourist thing.

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  115. Gongs for Civil Servants by Slashamatic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the UK, few civil servants ever become rich from their jobs. Working at CERN, Sir Tim was ultimately just another Civil Servant and could only be compensated as such. Recognition for civil servants comes through the honours system. In this case it was richly deserved.

    1. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by madprof · · Score: 1

      CERN is a scientific research institution and doesn't run anyone's country. I don't see how you could possible describe him as a civil servant.

    2. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

      It is a publicly run (and financed) institution and people working there would be classed either as civil servants or as contractor employees by the British. Those working on the JET project, an international research project based out of Culham were regarded in this way. JET was much like CERN, international with finance coming from a hodge-podge of countries that do not coincide with any special grouping like the EU.

    3. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by madprof · · Score: 1

      I think you're a bit confused. Civil servants are only certain people, not all public sector workers.
      Did the scientists on the JET project at Culham swear an oath of alliegance to the crown?
      Maybe you mean public sector worker which is a superset of civil servants.

    4. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      Um no. I don't mean British civil servants, but the equivalent would apply. For example, I would regard employees of the EU also as civil servants. Many of them are member's of their own civil service before secondment to the EU.

      Certainly, I have worked a long time ago at a couple of establishments and the majority of people were scientific grade civil servants.

    5. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by madprof · · Score: 1

      Still, you're probably right whether we term them public sector workers or civil servants. They don't make personal fortunes and gongs are their reward.
      Now can someone tell me why Sir Kenneth Calman got his knighthood?
      Chief Scientific Advisor to the government at the time of the BSE crisis....

    6. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by Vulpine · · Score: 1
      Maybe the Queen can put Tommy Chong in charge of delivering gongs to civil servants after he gets out of prison for selling gongs over the Internet.

      Oh, wait, you said gong ! I guess I was confused.

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    7. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
      Now can someone tell me why Sir Kenneth Calman got his knighthood?
      Sometimes you get a gong just for surviving long enough to get to the top. This applies particularly to permanent undersecretaries. I guess the same may apply to chief scientists despite any cockupos that you presided over (as long as you followed orders)
    8. Re:Gongs for Civil Servants by madprof · · Score: 1

      He gave the advice though, he followed orders to simply provide his opinion.
      Wonder what families with CJD sufferers think?
      He also presided over an economic crisis at the University of Durham.

  116. Exports by Slashamatic · · Score: 1

    If your company produces massive exports for the UK and raises the international profile of the UK, then you maz be eligable for an honour. British pop-stars are one aspect of this, but only if they have been around for ages and haven't moved all their money offshore.

    1. Re:Exports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The exact reason ex-Beatle George Harrison was never considered for knighthood, and why Ringo Starr will never be knighted. Ringo Starr's fortune is sheltered in Monaco. Lennon gave the finger to the monarchy immediately, and moved to New York. McCartney's fortune stays in England, despite the high tax rate, sells more than enough to cover it. Getting knighted brings on more benefits and reasons to keep your fortune in England.

  117. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by inebriated_elf · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I don't know if any americans have realised this yet, but a Knighthood in England is basically a "Presidential Medal of Freedom", UK style.

    AFAIC, TBL deserves it more than anyone. And if he accepts it, it's his choice.

    As for the monarchy, I'm from .au and we wanted to become a republic once. It failed miserably because people didn't like the model the Government came up with.

    The only defference between the Queen and the President is she was born into it, whereas he had to BUY his way into it (not without some help from daddy).

  118. You forgot Jonny Wilkinson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jonny Wilkinson!

    A bonnie boot for a bonnie ball!

    He'll never buy a pint of beer in England again!

  119. Constitutional Blockage and Knowledge by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
    To quote one of the better writers on the British constitution Walter Baghot:
    "it isn't what the monarch does that is important. It is what the monarch doesn't do".
    From the Cromwell's time it was decided that having an active head-of-state as in the US was a bad idea. Other countries have a passive head of state like Germany or Israel where the president is for ceremonial puposes only.

    Although the Queen must approve laws preneted to her by Parliament, she has the right to be consulted, to advise and to warn. Her political experience is unique and is recognised by all prime ministers.

    Her last but most significant power is to appoint a government. In crude terms, this is based on a majority in parliament, but with more than two parties it is possible that no one has the majority. She has to recognise the largest power grouping.

  120. Who cares? by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1
    Who cares? Really - it's just an awards ceremony conducted by quite ordinary people who just happened to be born into "the right family". We're not in the 1500's anymore - let's get rid of the monarchies!

    Of course, Tim deserves honour for what he has done. This is just the wrong way.

  121. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I'm not comparing the queen to saddam.

    Uh... yes you were. Maybe you need to reread your post, or check out what compare means or something.

  122. Didn't he just put the pieces together? by rs79 · · Score: 1

    Brian Reid inveneted Scribe (as his PhD thesis) which begat SGML which begat HTML. Einar Stefferud suggested MIME to Nathanial Borenstein who implemented it. Macs had that Hypercard thing way back when. Didn't TBL just put the bits together? (And Andresson made is usable?)

    It's still cool he's been knighted.

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    1. Re:Didn't he just put the pieces together? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Didn't he just put the pieces together?


      You could say that about pretty much any inventor could you not? Even the original ARPAnet was a logical progression from previous research. To wit, the defining characteristic of the Internet, packet-switching, was implemented by the British and the French about a year prior to the US Government managed it

      It is argued that the first packet-switching network was operational and in-place at the National Physical Laboratories in the UK. Parallel efforts in France also resulted in an early packet-switching network at Societe Internationale de Telecommunications Aeronautiques in 1968-1970.


      I'm not sure what your point was, but if you were attempting to suggest that http and html are somehow American inventions, then you're on a hiding to nothing I'm afraid. I will make it my personal mission to apply your strange logic and prove that every invention by an American was actually invented by someone else.
  123. Cool Tim, and totally correct, my friend peer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Writing a client server pair (httpd + browser) isn't a really big deal, and is something software engineers have had to do all the time. Hypertext isn't a big deal either. The fellow is completely correct, he is a normal good engineer doing his job pretty well. Since you are reading Slashdot, you probably deserve a knighthood too. Me too, come to think of it.

    Really. Tim Berners really does know what he is talking about. The world is a strange place. Luck, karma, or grace are so much more important than aptitude and skill when it comes to becoming famous.

    This is not "characteristic modesty", and to call it such is an insult. It is actually an astute and correct observation. Tim deserves a knighthood for making the observation that he does not deserve a knighthood for making an html browser.

  124. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Officially I believe the Queen has the power to dissolve the government if it became undemocratic, and I think she has some level of official power over the lawmaking process too. She's just a figurehead really now, but those powers could be invoked if neccessary.

    That's a monarchist defence by saying "if the nazis got elected, they'd be there to help us" (because at least technically, the armed forces are loyal to the queen).

    Trouble is, the queen would then be acting against the will of the people (however bad that will was).

    Personally, I'd rather we had a proper constitution, checks and balances and all that, than a PM who can just do anything, and hope the queen might be able to do something if it all went wrong.

  125. KBE for Linus Torvalds? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    Who do I write to to suggest it?

  126. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

    The U.S. Declaration of Independence and Constitution were groundbreaking documents, stunningly radical in their time. However, the seeds of the US Constitution - the legal framework of the first modern democracy - hark back to the Magna Carta, which is about 500 years older and devised in Britain.

    There isn't really much relationship between the Magna Carta and the US Constitution. The US Constitution has its roots firmly in the Englightenment of the 18th century, which was influenced by the events in the English Civil War (which was actually several wars) and movements prevalent at that time, e.g. the Levellers, and also by French and Scottish philosophers (mostly).

    The Magna Carta was a political settlement concerned with feudalism, and feudalism was eventually usurped, but it was relatively minor compared to other limits put on kingly power in places such as Poland or by the Italian Communes of the Renaissance.

  127. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were so close to being killfiled too.

  128. Some dignity for knighthood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    PROBABLY the only knighthood one can agree with in this year's list. It is pathetic that the whole English rugby team got honoured.

    There was a time, I assume, when knighthood meant something. Now it's a way for beleagured prime ministers to show the public how in-touch and cool they are.
    (As you will know, the prime minister (President Blair as he is known to his friends) suggests the honours list.

    To summarize: Congrats, TBL - for all the others (all but 2 or 3) - give me a bucket

    (Arthur, England)

  129. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Every country in the world has a system to recognize outstanding citizens.

    The British system may not be perfect, may require reform dus to its origins, but that does not make some of the people recognized fully deserving of an official celebration.

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  130. It is not the wrong way, it is the only way. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    This is the way the UK celbrates its citizens achievements.

    The system is in dire need of a revamp, but being the only way available I think it is better than nothing.

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  131. Re:F**k Tim Berners-Lee by greenpanda · · Score: 2, Informative

    Parent above is correct, the Queen does not choose any of the recipients of honours. They are chosen by 10 commitees of civil servents who put suggestions to an 11th committee to make final decisions.

    Awards are not only given to famous people, but to people who make a difference and are the pride of the UK. My old headmaster has an OBE.

    About the Queen using the internet for porn though, I know that's not true. She gets the Sunday Sport for her porn fix.

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  132. what's the humbug about Drake? by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    How could he be a Knight of the British Empire? There was no British Empire in those days, let alone a United Kingdom of Great Britain. The countries of England & Scotland were still seperation nations back then

    Incidently AFAIC Queen Elisebeth II, should really only be referred to as the QEII of England - seeing as there was no previous QE of Great Britain, Scotland, Canada or Oz, she really should be referred to simply as QEI of those places (afterall James VI of Scotland is James I of England, so lets be consistemt with that precendent)

    1. Re:what's the humbug about Drake? by wagemonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is actually consistent with James - he was James I - ie the previous five Scots James were ignored.
      The numbering is of Monarchs of England - one of the consequence of being the senior partner/conqueror? Wales was under English rule by then so it wasn't just England, and there were some colonies in places like Virginia etc...

  133. Americans seem more monarch mad than Brits by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Look at the way they watch LOTR, use terms like Duke, Earl & Leroy as given names, & the way they're celebs will title themselves - 'the King of Pop' for instance.

  134. NeXT Cube shares the limelight at BBC by Judge_Fire · · Score: 1

    Well, at least the picture depicting the NeXT cube is as big as the pic of Tim. It's shown on some kind of podium, so perhaps it was awarded, too : )

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3357073.st m

    Please note: This is where you plug all those "Mac OS X / Steve Jobs rocks" posts in this thread.

  135. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by RabidStoat · · Score: 1

    Nothing, even if monkeys did blow out of people's arses and this did actually happen, they'd quickly find their tenants had a right to buy. Besides I'm not sure that they own the land personally - only as part of their position. Abolish the position and the "threat" would become irrelevant.

  136. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by RabidStoat · · Score: 2, Informative

    The award is really from the government, they draw up the list of honours from various sources. The Queen presents it as she is the current head of state, there are very few awards that the Queen personally gifts.

  137. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
    I have a silent e on the end of my name. My ancestors were given the choice of being exciled from their home or spend the rest of their lives in a debtors prison.

    Is there some connection between these two facts?

  138. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by harmlessdrudge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Irish Republic's "we're not Britain" complex is quite ancient and predates the idea of Britain; the Romans never reached Ireland and it retained a separate cultural identity despite a long history of efforts over hundreds of years to change it forcibly. And there's rather more to it than "no taxation without representation" Citizens of Republics are generally proud of the fact that the have no monarchy, no established church, and no hereditary privilege (all citizens are born equal--no "Lords" or hereditary peers). The Irish Republic is one such, like America. It would be FAR more accurate to say that American national identity is defined by a "we're not British" sentiment. The Christmas issue of the Economist had an interesting comparison between how well Kings and Queens of England++ (ie., and of whatever else they ruled at the time) stacked up against US Presidents. Guess who comes out on top! :-) Anyway, the Republic of Ireland is an independent country. Get over it.

  139. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    Yes, back in 1952 the "Bankruptsy and Debtor's Names Act 1952" was passed whereby anyone wanting to declare bankruptsy could opt either to spend time in prison, or they could move house and change their surname, by deed poll, to a name with an 'e' on the end.

    It was wildly successful and did the economy no end of good.

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  140. Lot has been said about knighthood here by haggar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I sense that americans are in a sort of awe, giving to the title of Knight more weight than it deserves.

    But britons certainly know that there are and have been many "Knights" that they wouldn't want to be associated with. Lord Archer, for one. And a whole host of showbiz people whose only mind was to get rich at the expense of art.

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  141. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not cherished by everybody and technically the idea that it doesn't do much of anything is utter bollocks. Laws are not enacted without the Queen's assent. This is a matter of fact not of opinion. She is also the head of an established church. All citizens are not born equal. Etc.

    See http://www.centreforcitizenship.org/home.html

    Someday Britain will grow up and become a real democracy. The London Sunday Times has recently published a long list of people who have declined knighthoods and other Imperial honors. There is now a witchhunt to find out who leaked the list. It's a LONG list of very distinguished people.

  142. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by koekepeer · · Score: 1

    blah blah blah

    the british government is so stable and great

    reality check:
    IRA
    FALKLANDS

    and then this earlier post about the british leaving behind colonies in such a good shape (because presumabley they weren't as corrupt as the french). don't make me laugh.

    to colonise was a bad idea in the first place. i'm dutch. i'm not proud of what my great great grandparents did when colonising indonesia et al. you shouldn't be proud of you conquests either. leaving them in a state which is acceptable in *your* opinion is no excuse from taking thier land and resources in the first place. this exploitation is exactly the thing that made the western world rich, and thereby relatively stable...

  143. Re:Hi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a herring.

    HTH HAND

  144. ohhh...these guys. by Carbon+Unit+549 · · Score: 1
    "It was during that year that Professor Burks met and worked with John Mauchly and J. Prespert Eckert. That collaboration led to the design and construction of the ENIAC, in which Professor Burks worked on the digital counters, on the rules to make the 18,000 vacuum tubes more reliable, and on making sure that the rules were followed throughout the design."

    I know a lot about technology and I hardly think the layman should know these guys names. How about Turing or von Neumann?

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  145. NI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And don't say it!

  146. Feeding the trolls! by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Why was not Tim amongst them? Mmmh? Because he does fnot give a toss about fringe political issues?

    Because he knows that the "British Empire" is a contraption with an empty meaning today and will take some time to be removed from British public life?

    Because, unlike others posting here, he understands the spirit in which these honours are coveted in today's world?

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  147. Congratulations KDE! by An+Anonymous+Hero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good to see Knighthood now represented at MIT's innermost, by a Midknight Kommander no less!

    Let's hope Gnighthood is next for RMS.

  148. Hurrah! No more cold ears in bed! by ironduke-particle · · Score: 1

    Although why the fact that TBL has got himself a night hood is deemed newsworthy eludes me entirely.

  149. Re:Hey Babe Who Aboot a Night Out With a Real Knig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Who Aboot"?!

    He's British, not Canadian.

  150. Gore's statement is false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet

    It is a lie. If you check on the actual dates, the Internet existed for several years before he got into Congress.

  151. The Name You're Looking for is Declan McCullagh by FreeUser · · Score: 4, Informative

    Al Gore made an honest claim about something that he was justly proud of. And somebody deliberately misquoted him to make it appear that he was claiming to have "invented the internet".

    That "someone" who deliberately misrepresented what Al Gore said (and whose misrepresentation was then repeated by other, lazy journalists ad nauseum) would be Declan McCullagh of WiReD magazine, whose yellow journalism redefines the color yellow, and who enjoys enough of a rapport with slashdot editors to have his byline placed on any story of his slashdot links to (unlike, say, this story here, and just about every other story linked to).

    He single handedly drew attention to the LiViD (Linux DVD) project by publishing a hysterical article about DVD pirates writing software (before it was even working, and knowing full well that the project wasn't about copying DVDs, it was about playing them on Linux, something one couldn't do back then. He subscribed to the mailing list, he knew exactly what he was doing.)

    His career is littered with the destroyed public image of more people and projects than I can reasonably count, and his deliberate, premeditated sabataging of Al Gore by deliberately misquoting and misrepresenting him places him at the lowest level of journalism ... right down there with Fox News and the National Equirer.

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  152. Gore was very dishonest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Gore made an honest claim about something that he was justly proud of. And somebody deliberately misquoted him to make it appear that he was claiming to have "invented the internet".

    Gore made a false claim about something he had nothing to do with. Changing the word "create" to "invent" is an accurate paraphrasing: it is a lie either way. The Internet was created/invented by others years before Gore ever got to congress. Seriously: look up two years:

    1) the date the Internet was created
    2) the date Gore got into Congress

    I've done it. Don't be lazy. You will find that Date 1 is way before Date 2.

    I can assure you that Al Gore was the first person in the Senate to take it seriously

    So? It still was created long before the Senate got involved.

    It wouldn't be so annoying if this deliberate campaign hadn't been so successful at painting this honest (if dull) politician as a "liar", and possibly costing him the election (which was stolen anyway).

    His own false claim made him a liar. And you also forget that he lost the election because he did not win enough votes in enough states to win the Electoral College. That must make you a liar, too.

    1. Re:Gore was very dishonest by alexjohns · · Score: 1

      2 computers talking to each other happened way before Gore became a senator, I agree. The internet, as we know it today, didn't come into existence until many years later. Gore was instrumental in privatizing it and bringing it to schools. I will have to admit that 'took the initiative in creating the internet' is misleading. I understood what he meant, though. I doubt I'm much smarter than you, so why can't you figure it out?

  153. Gore had nothing to do with Internet creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, Internet was originally called ARPA net in the beginning till it was changed in like mid or late 80s

    The Internet name had been used for this existing network for years before Gore ever got involved.

    1. Re:Gore had nothing to do with Internet creation by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Internet name had been used for this existing network for years before Gore ever got involved.

      Well, yes and no. The case of the first letter is significant here. The term "internet" was used in the ARPAnet community by the late 70's. But the term "Internet" was consciously introduced in the early 80's with a more precise meaning.

      There were a lot of early writings that attempted to make a distinction. An "internet" was more or less what we now call a LAN or an "intranet", a collection of machines using one or more types of comm hardware, with IP used to make them all play nice together. There were (and still are) many "internets". Each may consist of a number of different (hardware) networks, but at the IP level, they can be treated as a single network. The IP protocol intercedes for the software to make the hardware networks interoperate.

      The "Internet" was conceived as a top-level internet that connected all of them as a single world-wide network. This was significant not because it needed new technology, but because it was to be a permanent part of the world's communications, not under the control of any single agency or government. The significant innovation here was the idea of a permanent comm system with distributed, cooperating management.

      People in academia had talked about this, of course. But by the early 80's, it really hadn't been done. There was a world-wide ARPAnet, yes, and lots of little internets in different organizations. But their interconnections were partial and transitory. I well remember the frustrations of trying to send email from within one company or school to someone in another. At that time, the UUCP email system was often much more reliable, because its store-and-forward approach didn't depend on routing and permanent connections. Even today, with much of the Internet using transient dialup connections, email depends on a store-and-forward scheme, and most home machines and portables can't put things on the web, because they don't have permanent connections. So the Internet with a capital 'I' still hasn't really been fully implemented.

      Al Gore rightly deserves a lot of credit for funding development of "the Internet", which happened in the 80's. He can't take much credit for "internet" development, which happened mostly in the 70's.

      Of course, if you use an OS that doesn't make case distinctions, you might not understand the difference.

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  154. And... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And SIR PAUL, Kylie, Boy George, Guy Ritchie, Anthony Hopkins, Keith Richard, Charlie Watts, Bill Wyman, Peter Townsend, Jimmy Page, George Martin, Judy Dench, Billy Connolly, Sting...

    Seriously: congrats to TBL.

  155. Re:Serious Anger by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

    Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ?

    It's a media fetish more than anything. Oh yes, there are many who care about the royals, but there are also many who find it somewhere between boring and nauseating such as ME! I'm sure not all US citizens have rushed out to buy the Jessica Lynch autobiography, but the media still went crazy about her.

    All I remember of the Princess Di funeral is wanting to do my washing but the laundrette was shut because of it.

    Anyway, on-topic, have a look at the number of people who want no part of the honours system. Good for them. I'd love the chance to turn down a knighthood.

    Many people in Britain have no idea how little respect they have in many parts of the world. Most people in this country don't know anything about the Opium Wars, or where Britain sell arms to. Ask the average Brit about the occupation of India and you'll get some crap about how lucky they were because we gave them railroads.

    I was born in North Wales, which is hardly the Heart of Empire, but I still wish I could distance myself from the history of this country more.

    Royals? Bah! Long live the Revolution!

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  156. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

    your a banana
    the queen dosn't decide who gets the honours, ita a political thing. all the awards go through 10 downing street.

    thats why you get spanners like beckham getting awards, it just the goverment brown nosing the public

  157. heh by twitter · · Score: 1
    However, people (going back to the grandparent's point) shouldn't be thinking in terms of text being bold or italic.

    Yeah, they should be thinking what they feel. I'm waiting for real emotion based tags like, "angry" or "loud" and "screaming at the top of my lungs" or "bloody murder".

    Three cheers for Sir Tim. The squables petty people have over the details of his work don't bother him at all. He's happy that people are using the web the way he intended:

    The original idea of the web was that it should be a collaborative space where you can communicate through sharing information. The idea was that by writing something together, and as people worked on it, they could iron out misunderstanding.

    How your browser interprets the big thought above is mostly a function of how your brain works.

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  158. Gore lied: WIRED is not to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That "someone" who deliberately misrepresented what Al Gore said (and whose misrepresentation was then repeated by other, lazy journalists ad nauseum) would be Declan McCullagh of WiReD magazine

    The interview in which Gore falsely took credit for inventing the Internet was with CNN, not Wired. CNN still has it on their online trascripts, and it clearly shows Gore stating the lie.

    misrepresenting him places him at the lowest level of journalism ... right down there with Fox News and the National Equirer.

    Fox News? They dare to be balanced and accurate. Those who think that the media should only be left-wing (a la CNN) just can't stand this. You just don't get it.

    1. Re:Gore lied: WIRED is not to blame by ChannelX · · Score: 1
      Fox News? They dare to be balanced and accurate. Those who think that the media should only be left-wing (a la CNN) just can't stand this. You just don't get it.

      I really hope you're kidding. Fox News is about as 'balanced and accurate' as CNN...ie: they're not either. Major US media can't afford to be balanced and accurate because they'd lose their reader/viewership.

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    2. Re:Gore lied: WIRED is not to blame by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What "lie"? The one where he took credit for taking an initiative to create The Internet through the Senate?

      The thing that Vint Cerf et al says is completely true?

      What Gore said was completely uncontrovertial until, as FreeUser and K8Fan say, Declan McCullagh reprinted the quote claiming it meant Gore said he "invented" the Internet. Nobody used the word "Invented" or claimed Gore meant "invented" until McCullagh stuck his oar in.

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  159. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    There is no need for everything in the world to be cold and logical. If a country wants to hold onto a 'silly' institution as a symbol of their nation, so be it.

    Actually, when it comes to collecting taxes from me to pay for something, or when it comes to who has extraordinary powers in government and the courts, cold and logical suits me fine.

    As an American, your head of state is George Bush, a man who I have little respect for. Nevertheless, he was elected (or at least had 40 something percent support). We don't get this choice. When the current Head of State dies, we get Charles Windsor, an utter numbskull who can barely dress himself in the morning. He'll be attending various official functions and acting as representative for our country.

  160. Again and again and again Gore lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, you need to get over the "stolen election" idea. Every recount of the Florida ballots came out in Bush's favor.

    That is correct. Gore lost every vote count before the Supreme Court decision to let the actual election stand. Gore even lost the count he had demanded of the Court.

    The ONLY scenario in which Gore wins is if you decide to take the ballots that did not have votes on them and count them as Gore votes.

    Prince Albert could just not face reality: he was not going to assume the through he thought was his through divine providence. The people and the Constitutional process had other ideas.

  161. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    But what if you already had an 'e' at the end? ;)

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  162. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoy don't you go off somewhere and gently fuck yourself with a chainsaw.

    You are a goddamn MORON.

    Fuck you and your children.

  163. IRONY at its' best by p.rican · · Score: 1

    I'm almost at the end of the /. postings and I don't believe anyone has mentioned anything about the NeXT cube pictured in the article. I'm reading a book right now called "How the Web was Born" (I think that's the title), and it's noted that TB-L used a NeXT cube to do his research/paper for the web on that NeXT cube. How much do you think that would fetch on e-bay?

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  164. hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i created gopher... do i get anything?

  165. Well your contention the election was "stolen" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    disqualifies everything else you said.There is NO evidence the election was anything but a narrow clean Bush victory.
    Al Gore told lies when the truth would have served better he lied with no reason.That is wht his relationship with fact and the truth was described as "pathological" by those of his own political leanings in the press.

  166. Al Gore should be knighted too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that lawyer for that woman in Texas who burned herself on a cup of MacDonalds coffee.
    Al Gore's achievement in programming his sympathisers into believing he somehow really won the election if you squint just right and don't count the votes of people in the Armed Forces ranks as the finest example of carnival hypnotism.
    The ambulance chaser down in Texas....I praise his achievment everytime I sip from a lukewarm cup of coffee from any nartional chain takeaway restaurant.Cold coffee everywhere outshines whatever settlement he got for himself and his stupid bitch of a clirent.

  167. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by mikeee · · Score: 1

    I'd rather we had a proper constitution, checks and balances and all that

    Just take the US Constitution. Works great, and we aren't using it anymore!

  168. Princess Diana was a whore-bag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously she spread or kneeled for damn nearly everyone arabs,soldiers,stableboys etc.

  169. Wrong: Al Gore was elected 1977 by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
    Al Gore was elected U.S. Representative from Tennessee in 1977, he was elected U.S. Senator from Tennessee in 1985.

    What date are you using as the Internet's creation date when you say "The internet was created before Al Gore was even in office"?

    1. Re:Wrong: Al Gore was elected 1977 by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      "The internet" is just a name change and an ownership change of what had been ARPAnet. They were the same thing from a technical standpoint, and even a physical structure standpoint. And ARPAnet began in 1969.

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  170. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

    I'm keeping my fingers crossed it'll be me this year. But I must admit Tim Berners-Lee would probably be a more worthy receipient. Well, today's the last day of the year, so let's hope the announcement's today...

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  171. Anybody have a gopher:// link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have a gopher:// or ftp:// link to the story? I've been considering upgrading to this World Wide Web thing and now that both Mick Jagger and Al Gore appear to support it, it might be worth looking at in the new year.

    Thomas Dz.

  172. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ok, they had to put an "R" on the end of their names as soon as the act was passed. This was followed by the "Cheque Bouncing Act" of 1961, where you had to put an "S" on the end of your name if you ever wrote out a bounced cheque, and the "Credit Card Missed Payment Act" of 1964, where you had to put a dash, and an "L" (to try to reduce confusion) at the end of your name if you missed a credit card payment.

    So, for example, someone called Tim Berne in 1950 would, if they were to bounce a cheque in 1962, miss a credit card payment in 1965, and then declare bankruptsy twice, would be called "Tim Berners-Lee".

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  173. Knight Alan Ralsky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suppose the Queen invited Alan Ralsky over to be knighted and suppose the sword slipped...

  174. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by mr_sas · · Score: 1

    their position says that they own _all_ the British Isles (and presumably the remmnents of the empire)

  175. $$$ for knighthood by mojoNYC · · Score: 2, Interesting
    this isn't a troll, i'm unsure where i heard it, but hasn't the knighthood system changed to 'pay to play'? (ie. if you've got the money and are somewhat famous, we'd be happy to knight you?)

    there was a time when sir mick was persona non grata in england, not for his rock-n-roll lifestyle, but because he was failing to pay taxes on his millions...

    1. Re:$$$ for knighthood by laura20 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. The 'pay' part of it is that people who bring a lot of money into the British economy is one of the categories of people who get honors, along with humanitarians et al. It's actually a nicely democratic effect -- it means people like the Beatles get it fairly young, honors aren't reserved entirely to the fossilized and the current government's political supporters.

  176. does this mean W3C will fix semantic web now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole concept of knighthood is retarded and arcane. Give me a f-ing break. If some one works their ass off, they don't need a stupid queen to give them some stupid label. How about just give the recipients a big party, a grant and a simple thanks. There's no freaking need for retarded titles. I hope this TBL decides to reject the stupid knighthood and gets back to fixing all the damn problems with semantic web.

  177. Presidents Medal of Freedom by peter303 · · Score: 1

    The US Medal of Freedom is roughly equivalent to this kind of knighthood. Here is a list of recipients in the past ten years. Intel founder Gordon Moore (of Moore's Law) is only computer geek on the list.

    This may be controversial, but I think Bill Gates will eventually receive this for his charity work.

  178. What lie? Gore's lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What "lie"? The one where he took credit for taking an initiative to create The Internet through the Senate?

    Yes, that lie. You spelled it out quite clearly, and it is nothing but a lie, since the Internet existed before Gore ever got to the Senate.

    The thing that Vint Cerf et al says is completely true?

    You've not read the actual Cerf quotes. Cerf rightly thanks Gore for his help in growing the Internet after it was created. You will notice that Cerf actually overlooks Gore's lie. Even Cerf knows it was true; he and the real inventors of the Internet were working on it years before Al Gore ever got elected to Congress, and years before Gore lied by saying that he invented it.

    Nobody used the word "Invented" or claimed Gore meant "invented" until McCullagh stuck his oar in.

    Of course Gore meant "invented", as create means the same thing as invent in this context.

    What Gore said was completely uncontrovertial until, as FreeUser and K8Fan say, Declan McCullagh reprinted the quote

    He may have brought Gore's lie to public attention. However, Gore's lie is a matter of public record on CNN. This is where you find out that he lied, not Wired.

  179. Al Gore was elected after Internet creation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Internet was created in 1969. This is long before Gore was elected as a Representative in 1977. It follows also that his claim of having invented it while in the Senate in 1985 is also false.

    Gore did claim to have created it in the Senate. It is a minor technicality, since he did not create it as a U.S. Representative either.

  180. Gore was indeed very dishonest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gore was instrumental in privatizing it and bringing it to schools. I will have to admit that 'took the initiative in creating the internet' is misleading. I understood what he meant, though

    Misleading? It was an outright lie: it was invented before he ever got on the scene.

    Changing it is not the same as creating it in the first place. Henry Ford did not create the automobile. Like Gore with the Internet, he built on what the actual creators did and changed and popularized it.

    So, basically, what he said was a lie, but you are happy with the lie because you can make up "what he REALLY meant to say" out of imagination and claim that this non-quote is the truth.

    You should hire yourself out to be a political spin man.

    1. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by alexjohns · · Score: 1
      I normally make it a rule not to reply to Cowards, but you obviously don't get it, so I'll make an exception. Henry Ford did not create the internal combustion engine, nor did he invent or discover the car. He did, however, have a big hand in creating the car as we know it today.

      The internet was not called 'The Internet' until sometime in the 80's, long after Mr. Gore had become a senator, and long after he started helping it along. He helped to create the internet as we know and love it. He didn't say he invented it or discovered it or pulled it out of his back pocket. He said he took the initiative in creating the internet, which I understood to mean 'I took the initiative in helping to create the internet'. No sane person would think he was claiming single-handed credit for the internet. He didn't do anything technical but if you don't believe that funding and shaping public policy are important, you should crawl out from under your rock more often.

      Saying you created something is not the same thing as saying you invented something. I created dinner last night. Doesn't mean I invented food or fire. The internet is not a single technology. It's a group of technologies used in specific ways. I don't know that you could give anyone credit for inventing the internet - it's a feature of having a bunch of computers that communicate with each other. You can, however, give lots of people credit for helping to create it. Gore should be one of them.

      You should hire yourself out to be Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh.

    2. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I created dinner last night

      Holy crap, I didn't know God was on /.!!!

      Good thing you don't have that pesky "conservation of mass" thing to deal with.

      Wait, no, you PREPARED dinner last night -- using the materials you had/bought (food, spices, etc.), you arranged them in such a combination and order to produce an extremely tasty and satisfying meal. You did not create anything. You rearranged them to look different together than each does individually, but no new thing was created. It was all there before, it's all there now (ignoring chemical reactions in cooking/charring, etc. of course).

      You are trying to redefine the word "create," when it is just not accurate. You are also adding words that Gore did not say. I may disagree with some of his politics, but I don't think for a second that he meant the exact words he said. I doubt he was trying to take credit for making the Internet' as he did not. He misspoke (or to be nicer, didn't choose his words well enough), that is all.

    3. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      You are begging the question, "What does the word 'create' mean?" Did Beethoven "create" the Eroica Symphony? The notes and instruments were already there. All he did was arrange them...

    4. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You are begging the question, "What does the word 'create' mean?"

      I beg for nothing. To create means to make something that did not previously exist. The Internet existed before Gore assigned to it huge gobs of money (which I am not complaining about).

      > Did Beethoven "create" the Eroica Symphony?
      > The notes and instruments were already there. All he did was arrange them...

      Oh man, the temptation to flame here is too much. Have you ever studied music for a single moment in your life? Evidently not, as Beethoven did not "create" any music. Have you ever heard of a "musical arrangement"? What about "composing"? You even used the right word (arrange)! That's what he did; he did not actually "create" anything.

    5. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      Go ahead and flame if you want. I was being a touch facecious with my example since few would claim that Beethoven didn't "create" the Eroica Symphony whether they've studied music or not.

      Personally I think he did create the Eroica Symphony. We're not talking about the Stones' cover of "I can't get no Satisfaction". We're talking about music ex nihlo. The medium itself is second to none as grist for this particular philosphic mill. Music is the most mathematic and mysterious of the Arts. Of Math we can ask: Does Man invent or discover it? Aesthetic questions about Music can approach this kind of depth quite easily.

      Have you ever listened to any Schoenberg? I'm not a fan of twelve tone music myself, but I can't deny for an instant the creative genius that spawned it. His music stands in relation to the tonality that came before as Relativity stands to Newtonian Mechanics.

      There's a lot to be uncovered in this discussion but let's cut to the quick: Did the Eroica Symphony exist before Beethoven wrote it? If not then can't we call him it's "creator"?

    6. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Did the Eroica Symphony exist before Beethoven wrote it?

      Does it exist now? What is a song? It is represented by marks on a paper, but that is not the song itself. A song is obviously a sequence of notes, played (or a set of sequences -- multiple instruments). All of those notes, rests, notations existed beforehand just as much as the song itself exists now. He just arranged those notes in an order that produced pleasure (or some other emotion).

      I guess my whole argument is a "If a tree falls in the woods..." one. There's probably not any way to convince anyone of my position unless they already believe it. :)

    7. Re:Gore was indeed very dishonest by nitsua · · Score: 1

      Composer - A person the creates (composes) music. Arrangement - An adaption of a musical composition.

  181. Gore lied by claiming he created the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know that the Internet had 111 nodes by the time Gore was first elected to Congress. Yet he said he "took the iniative" in creating it.... after he got to the Senate in 1985.

    The guy's a boob. He has made other Zelig-like claims, including discovering the Love Canal disaster. Don't forget the speech in which he recalled a union song from his childhood.... a song not written until he was an adult. He builds his resume on myth.

    There is "no controlling legal authority".

  182. Case dictinction significance is a design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, if you use an OS that doesn't make case distinctions, you might not understand the difference.

    Case disctintion significance is actually a serious design flaw of *NIX.

    There is no good reason that an OS. should treat
    fooBar.txt
    and
    fooBAR.txt
    as two separate files.

    More mature, easy-to-use OS's allow for case distinction but are smart enough to find BOTH
    fooBar.txt and fooBAR.txt
    if you search for or open
    foobar.txt

    (I'm not really talking about Windows 32 bit here. The Amiga got this right early on, so did the Macintosh)

    1. Re:Case dictinction significance is a design flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      VMS got it right too. In fact even the horrific IBM mainframe OSes mostly dodged this bullet (although in a lame, bad-idea kind of way).

      But you're going to have to face the fact that we lost this argument long ago, everywhere except in Email addresses (thank Ghod for small favors!).

      You can lose an argument even when you are right, because (as anyone who reads Dilbert knows) the inevitable winner of any argument is always the loudest insane person.

    2. Re:Case dictinction significance is a design flaw by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I agree. Whether to map two character codes to the same character is a "policy" decision that has no business in the OS kernel. An OS should implement mechanism, not policy.

      When you see an OS that forces such things on apps (e.g., OSX), you know that the designers were not good engineers, and didn't understand the difference between policy and mechanism.

      Such decisions properly belong in run-time libraries. That way, they aren't forced on all programs, and they can be changed when they're wrong.

      One good example is "internationalization", which among other things deals with the character sets of various languages. There are a lot of policy decisions to be made there that have absolutely no business being hard-coded into the OS.

      There are cases in the current 8859-* encodings where an upper/lower-case pair in one encoding aren't even letters in another encoding. You don't want to have to reboot to change the mappings for your national alphabet. This is especially true when the language changes in different parts of a document.

      Putting case munging into the OS only makes sense if you are building a single-language system. This is true for much US-made software, where much of the computer industry has open contempt for any language other than English. But for the rest of the world, putting case-folding code into the OS is a guaranteed linguistic disaster just waiting to happen.

      I've already seen suggestions that this alone is grounds to reject OSX in some parts of the world. And the English-only bias in the Windows file system is one of the ongoing frustrations outside the US, where you often can't even use your native alphabet in an 8+3-char file name.

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  183. A pet peeve that you are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet. A statement that is, in fact, true.

    You need to do a little basic research on Internet history. The statement is, in fact, false. as the Internet was created in 1969. This is years before Al Gore got into Congress.

  184. Now you yanks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone postumously please do the equivalent the other side of the Atlantic for the late and great Jon Postel?

    Phillip.

  185. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by be-fan · · Score: 1

    the british government is so stable and great

    reality check:
    IRA
    FALKLANDS
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    Those things never threatened the stability of the government itself, just the stability of outlying regions. When I'm talking about stability, I'm talking about having no civil wars since the 1600s, and having the same gradually evolving Parlimentary system since 1688.

    and then this earlier post about the british leaving behind colonies in such a good shape (because presumabley they weren't as corrupt as the french). don't make me laugh.
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    I never said anything about the British colonies! I dislike the British colonial period moreso than most people, because my parents are from the sub-continent. But the fact that the British did some bad things abroad does not change the fact that they have a tradition of freedom within their own country. The United States grew and prospered through genocide and slavery. Those are regretable things that happened in the past, and do not change the fact that the United States has a deep tradition of freedom.

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  186. Renounced Citizenship by EverStoned · · Score: 1

    Actually, before you receive your knighthood, you have to renounce your native citizenship and are give English citizanship/knighthood. FACT!

  187. Cinderella fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always thought that the reason Diana made such an impact was because it made normal, everyday folk feel that they too could become 'royalty'. It's like hitting the jackpot, only the cultural roots of royalty being the "in" crowd goes back to antiquity.

    of course, Diana's family wasn't exactly low-class, but they weren't highborn either (at least that's what I understand)

    and the stink over her death came from the issue of whether or not the paparazzi caused the accident or not.

  188. COMMIE ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Radical leftie/socialist alert! Let us remind ourselves about what socialism is about: Less individual freedom, more taxes, letting the slackers off the hook ("poor them, they can't be bothered to work, so we have to give them money"), and so on.

    Famous socialist symbols: Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol-Pot. The worst mass-murderers in history are socialists. Even Hitler's "National Socialism" can be attributed to leftist views.

    Socialists are against the Monarchy because it shows that people are not equal. Well, commies, people ARE different, and you'll just have to accept it. You'd want everyone to have the same amount of money, food, etc. But the rest of us - those who don't live in our own little fundamentalist fantasy world, are happy to let people who work hard get what they deserve. If you start off with empty hands and get rich, all the more power to you! Under socialist rule, you would never ever be rich or achieve anything.

    Socialism is the ideology of mediocrity. Achievers are punished. Conformists are cheered.

    Take a stand for achievements, against socialists who try to impose their twisted views on the rest of us! Socialists have no sense of history or tradition. Their only goal is to rid the world of excellence and pull us all into the mud of mediocrity.

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

  189. I'm wondering... by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    Why did Jagger get knighted anyway? Because of his grotesquely disproportionate lips?

    1. Re:I'm wondering... by GoneGaryT · · Score: 1

      When George Melley was told that Jagger's wrinkles are "laughter lines", he said "Nothing's that funny".

  190. HEAR, HEAR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We shan't let these communist pigs take away our HISTORY and TRADITION! We shall fight to the bitter end!

    The communist pigs want to take out those who stand in their way with weapons. I SAY, TEST OUR RESOLVE, AND WE SHALL THROW YOU BACK, INTO THE SEA!

  191. COMMIE ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    STFU you politically correct piece of trash. You are so politically correct you start with the "but the Monarchy is not elected so it's bad m'kay" crap. The Queen deserves that authority. She is liked and admired by millions. She is a good representative of her country and people. She has dignity. Your inevitable politically correct filth about how you shouldn't be born into a role is FUCKING BULLSHIT. Who the fuck cares if she wasn't elected? She does a damn good job, and NO ONE IS HURT because of it.

    So shut the fuck up and fuck off, you communist pig.

  192. Al Gore's Claim by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    While that may all be rightly true, they asked Al Gore what his biggest mistake was in a debate during the 2000 campaign. And his words were:

    "Claiming that I invented the internet."

    So if it's a misconception that you're all mad about people spreading, he's been spreading it, too.

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  193. Socialists against the Monarchy again? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
    A waste of money, eh?

    The Queen is a great representative of her country and people. The Queen can be an ambassador to further foreign interest in her country.

    Guess what, the Monarchy brings in a lot of money. The Queen and her palace is a tourist attraction. She is part of Britain's history. Combine Britain's proud history with the continuation of tradition which leads to direct income through tourism and a sense of national pride.

    Let me guess, you are a leftist/socialist and believe that we are all equal, regardless of our achievements? Well, let me tell you, tradition, history and national pride are far more important than your petty attempts to talk nonsense about an important institution in the UK.

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  194. Gore took credit where none was due. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did, however, have a big hand in creating the car as we know it today

    There you turn it into an invalid comparison. "As we know it today" is a big change to the sentence. Gore said nothing of the sort.

    The internet was not called 'The Internet' until sometime in the 80's, long after Mr. Gore had become a senator

    No, the name first appeared for the 'Net in the mid 1970s. You are off by 10 years.

    Saying you created something is not the same thing as saying you invented something

    Yes it is. Look up the words before you make a bigger fool of yourself.

    He didn't say he invented it or discovered it or pulled it out of his back pocket.

    He did say he invented it. He did not say he pulled it out of a pocket, or a hat, or from the sky.

    He said he took the initiative in creating the internet, which I understood to mean 'I took the initiative in helping to create the internet'

    Since what he actually said is clearly a lie, you use imagination to try and make him say something he never said, which you think is true. However, even your alteration is not true. The Internet was created by the time Gore got to Congress.

    He didn't do anything technical but if you don't believe that funding and shaping public policy are important, you should crawl out from under your rock more often.

    Yes we ALL know that Gore had a very positive role in improving and expanding the Internet.... long after it was created. However, giving him credit for something he did does not excuse giving him false credit for something he did not do.

    You can, however, give lots of people credit for helping to create it. Gore should be one of them.

    He should not be, since it was created by others before Gore put pen to legislative hand.

    You should hire yourself out to be Ann Coulter or Rush Limbaugh.

    I could also cook for Emeril, paint for Martha Stewart, or spin for Dick Morris. But why even mention names that have nothing to do with anything? As for me, I think you should hire yourself out to P.T. Barnum. You keep repeating the same lie over and over. Go look at Internet FAQs, Gore's biography, and other sources. Check the years. These facts cannot be disputed.

    Perhaps you are mentioning Rush is part of the lie "Gore never said this: Rush Limbuagh made it up". I actually have no idea what Rush Limbaugh said on the matter: my source for what Gore actually said is Al Gore in the CCN interview

    There is no way Gore had anything to do with "creating" something that was well established and already had 111 nodes by the first time Gore got into Government.

  195. Ask Gore: He said he invented it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He helped to create the internet as we know and love it. He didn't say he invented it.

    He certainly did. Look up both words. Also, read Al Gore on the subject:

    "When an audience member asked him what mistake he learned from the most, Gore quipped, "Claiming that I invented the Internet." "

    Source: CBS News. It is from a March 2000 debate. Even Gore says he claimed to have invented it.

    The entire problem with your case is that it is contradicted by Gore's actual words every time.

  196. COMMIE ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah! Fuck you, communist pig!

  197. Some call that being a traitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Queen can be an ambassador to further foreign interest in her country

    Where I come from, you are something of a traitor if you further foreign interests in your own country.

    The Queen and her palace is a tourist attraction

    You could do away with the monarchy altogether and still have the tourism. In fact, tourism would increase, as "private" areas of the palaces would now be opened to the public for tours.

    Let me guess, you are a leftist/socialist and believe that we are all equal, regardless of our achievements?

    I oppose the monarchy idea (although not rabidly), but I am not a socialist. I realize the fact that socialism has nothing to do with equality. Under socialism, society is extremely stratified, where rulers own everything and the people own nothing. Socialism is in a way the modern version of monarchy. Instead of being granted their powers by God, the socialist rulers are granted their powers by the "dialectic of history" and other Marxist pseudo-religion.

    You can turn the "royals" into normal citizens, and still have your rich heritage and tourism money. Unless you really REALLY want to support the lifestyle of a callow jug-eared homosexual playboy. I'd like you look at Rome and Greece sometime. People go there because of what was left behind by the old rulers. They do not go there because there is still a person called Emperor ruling in Rome.

    1. Re:Some call that being a traitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It seems that you really are a socialist/communist.

      One is not a traitor if one makes foreigners interested in visiting one's country. The Monarchy in the UK brings in loads of money because it is a tourist attraction.

      Now begone, commie.

    2. Re:Some call that being a traitor by LordK3nn3th · · Score: 1

      Commie? Didn't mindless McCarthyism die out long ago?

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    3. Re:Some call that being a traitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing mindless about mistrusting commies.

  198. COMMIE ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking moron. Did you even read what you are responding to? Fuck off, commie pig.

  199. "Two gin-scented tears trickled down... by Burz · · Score: 1

    "...the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved BIG MEDIA."

    Tee-hee.

  200. It means the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can create a TCP/IP network, but I cannot invent a TCP/IP network

    If there is only one TCP/IP network, it means the same thing. A better example would be some god "creating the Earth" vs "inventing the Earth".

    Gore admitted it himself: in March of 2000, he said he made a big mistake when he said he invented the Internet. He used the word "invent".

  201. Gore is more honest than you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In March 2004, Al Gore said that his biggest campaign mistake was claiming that he invented the Internet. He did use the word "invent" in his actual quote.

    See? Al Gore knows what he said, and he knows it was wrong. He owned up to his blunder. Stop tearing apart Internet history and meanings of words in a spectacularly unsuccessful attempt to make a false statement he made in CNN appear true. It isn't. Al Gore knows it, but you do not.

    This original statement perhaps contributed to why he lost the election. It was not "stolen"... unless you mean by Ralph Nader, who set out to be a spoiler and succeeded.

    The statement itself isn't funny. What is funny is the parade of morons who come out to say "He did not say he invented it, and here is proof that he did invent it". Happens every time. They all missed the clue train. Al Gore left on it. You are still standing at the station.

  202. All wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could someone please explain to me the British fetish for its Monarchy ? The government is now a constitutional democracy, so why is there so much homage paid to the archaic traditions and figureheads of the past?

    The monarchy represents the aspiration of England (sorry Scots etc). Historically the crown was the way you measured how far you had progressed in society. You Americans use other less disguised measures; money or political influence; whatever.

    It is historical bunk but it is still the case that certain classes in England will cringe before royalty. It is hard to understand why this should be the case but one minor reason is that the queen is nominal head of state, like the president.

    You Yanks have all that to come; you may laugh but it is obvious from the way your society is stratifying. Power is becoming more concentrated, not more distributed; you figure it out.

  203. Re:What lie? Gore's lie by ralphclark · · Score: 1
    Gore's claim was that he "took the initiative" in "creating the internet". Rephrased so that even a moronic halfwit like you can understand: In the matter of the creation of the internet, Gore took the initiative.

    This claim is clearly and demonstrably true, and has been endorsed by all major players involved with design and depoyment of the internet during that early phase. Who the fuck are you?

  204. Grammar police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean, "It'd be funny if it weren't tragic".

  205. Re:Hi! by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

    Offtopic? I resent that! This was a troll. Or flamebait. Whatever. But a reference to Monty Python can't be called off-topic in a thread about TBL become a knight :-)

    This response, however, is off-topic, which means it'll probably get modded as a troll or flamebait :-p

  206. Re:Fuck Tim Berners-Lee by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Did you even bother to read that story you linked? Only a few of the people mentioned in the story refused honors because they disapproved of the concept. Most simply refused because the party in power (the real source of such appointments, the Queen just does as she's told) was not to their liking. One guy even refused a CBE because he thought he rated a bigger distinction!

    Your obsolete understanding of how the UK government works suggests that you've been reading Lyndon LaRouche or L. Ron Hubbard. Amusing stuff, but not terribly authoritative.

  207. there are those who call him... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
    ...Tim?

    he knows much that is hidden. quite.

  208. Murdoch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fox News? They dare to be balanced and accurate.

    ROFL

  209. Re:What lie? Gore's lie by Urox · · Score: 1

    Okay. I have to step in here having heard 1st person from both Gore and Vint Cerf.

    Gore is a liar (as are most politicians). I am not claiming he lied about the internet. I am claiming he lied about other things. He had the nerve to speak to a nationally accredited medical school and university which sits near Canada about how "well" the Canadian Nationalized Health Care system is working for them. We knew it wasn't. He lost my vote right there.

    Vint Cerf has said publicly (where I was present) that Gore pushed through the legislation to get the funding to allow the internet to become what it is today. And I believe his Vint Cerf's actual quote was, "We would not have the internet without his legislative efforts. So he effectively *did* create it."

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