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  1. Re:All modern desktop distros are easy on The Secret Lives of Ubuntu and Debian Users · · Score: 1

    Because they like to say SALLLLLLLLSAAAA... I mean Ubunnnnnnnntu.

  2. Re:Easy solution on Tricked Into Buying OpenOffice.org? · · Score: 1

    Did you mean: whooooosh.

  3. Linux on the desktop on Ubuntu Download Speeds Beat Windows XP's · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you can prove to people that you can download pr0n faster using Linux, they WILL switch!

    I'm kidding! I'm kidding!

    (or, am I?)

  4. redirects? on Ricardo Montalban Dead At 88 · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Now THIS is obscene: on South Carolina Seeking To Outlaw Profanity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    anything obscene to any a group or individual

    That's completely insane. EVERYTHING is obscene to at least one individual, somewhere.

    They just outlawed everything to make everyone (in their state) an outlaw.

  6. Re:Why wasn't this tagged 'edison v. tesla'? on DC Power Poised To Bring Savings To Datacenters · · Score: 1

    If I hit my screwdriver on the wall, it makes a sound, doesn't it?

  7. Re:Flash is evil... on Saving Journalism With Flash and Java · · Score: 1

    Is it Flash-based? My plug-ins are disabled yet it displays the two graph bars.

  8. Re:Airborne on Why the Mediterranean Is the Net's Achilles' Heel · · Score: 1

    You've been playing World of Goo a bit too much.

  9. Re:It doesn't meet minimum hardware requirements on A Sony Camera Running Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows 98SE it is, then.

  10. Re:And another thing... on 30th Anniversary of the (No Good) Spreadsheet · · Score: 1

    Not true. Some people use them as projectiles.

  11. Let's get this out of the way on Aussie Regulator Comes Down On SMS Spam · · Score: -1, Redundant

    A red header! My eyes! My eyes! - Typical slashdotter

  12. Re:Dvorak? Get real... on 30th Anniversary of the (No Good) Spreadsheet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually Dvorak is so often wrong about Apple that you can almost be sure the opposite of what he says will become true.

  13. Re:Reasonable compromise... on iTunes DRM-Free Files Contain Personal Info · · Score: 1

    That's "cups of tea". But yeah, I guess that's the new CO2 joke now.

    Let's say that adding DRM to a file costs Apple 0.059 cup of tea.

  14. Re:Cannot believe I am saying this... on 30th Anniversary of the (No Good) Spreadsheet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not that I want to contradict your thoughts, which I share (especially the pay check part), but let's put it into perspective.

    Someone might be able to write the tool to balance the checkbooks but at the same time be unable to actually make good use of the program.

    Another example would be Photoshop. I'm pretty sure the people who programmed it aren't nearly as good at using it as actual artists. The programmer probably never went to design school, etc.

    Yet another example would be Word, Pages or any other word-processing program. Just because you can program such a beast doesn't automatically make you an award-winning writer.

    You get the idea.

  15. Dvorak? Get real... on 30th Anniversary of the (No Good) Spreadsheet · · Score: 5, Funny
  16. Re:Cup of tea? on The Environmental Impact of Google Searches · · Score: 1

    The water is so freakin' cold around here, I don't need to add actual ice cubes. Even in the middle of the summer.

  17. Re:Here's an NPR story on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: 1

    Would make a weird title for the next Tecmo fighting game: Dead or Not Alive.

  18. Evolution on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: 1

    In an experiment they recently created enzymes that can replicate and evolve. 'It kind of blew me away,' said team member Tracey Lincoln of the Scripps Research Institute, who is working on her Ph.D.

    I wonder what she'd think about this evolution.

  19. Re:A little background is apropos me thinks... on Scientists Solve Century-Old Optics Mystery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Still using a 40-columns monitor, I see.

  20. Re:The class is produced by Ashton Kutcher on Class Teaches Nerds Social Skills · · Score: 1

    The class, however, is only available for punks.

  21. Re:Mr. Faraday reporting on Is a 'Katrina-Like' Space Storm Brewing? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey you, how did you get out?! Get back in your cage!!!

  22. Re:There's no Canada like French Canada on Is a 'Katrina-Like' Space Storm Brewing? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, I live in Québec and I've never had any such prob{#`AX%$G{%5&`+'2h${`%&NO CARRIER

  23. Re:Life on Earth on Is a 'Katrina-Like' Space Storm Brewing? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw cyberpunk, we're switching to steampunk!

  24. Re:slashdot v google slashdot wins on ASCII Art Steganography · · Score: 1

    If we read the text long enough, maybe we'll be able to decode the secret message inside that weird ASCII Art? It does look like a regular sentence to me, but isn't that the point?

  25. Re:Star Wars looking? on Reaction Engines To Fly Reusable Spaceplane · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Brits and everybody else on the planet. ;)