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  1. Re:So... on "SMSZombie" Malware Infects 500,000 Android Users In China · · Score: 1

    It's Zombies and Androids! Run!

  2. Re:The Thinkpad X1 has been Carbon Tested... on The ThinkPad Goes Ultrabook — ThinkPad X1 Carbon Tested · · Score: 1

    Something's wrong, the reading I'm getting is -573 days.

  3. Re:I'll take modular design with lots of ports/slo on The ThinkPad Goes Ultrabook — ThinkPad X1 Carbon Tested · · Score: 1

    You mean similar to this, but with more sane options?

  4. Re:range on Tesla CTO Talks Model S, Batteries and In-car Linux · · Score: 1

    And the future is now!

  5. Re:Put the DNA in a cell already on Scientists Store Entire Textbook In DNA · · Score: 2

    They already tried it. It became a human.

  6. Re:I would but... on The Oatmeal Begins a Fundraiser for a Nikola Tesla Museum · · Score: 1

    And some people want money for their manure. Does that make shit legal tender?

  7. Re:I still don't get it on How Google+ Punk'd The Oatmeal · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's similar to being Nook'ed.

  8. Re:Who would have thought... on Widely Used Antibacterial Chemical May Impair Muscle Function · · Score: 1

    Still, drinking too much salt-free water all at once can really kill you because it will upset the balance of electrolytes in your body.

    That's why everybody should drink Brawndo!

  9. Re:No wifi module? on Korean Artist's Intentionally Useless Satellite To Launch This December · · Score: 1

    If it had done something it wouldn't be art! /sarcasm

  10. Re:Pass. on With $8.6M In Kickstarter Funds, Ouya Opens Console Pre-Orders · · Score: 1

    I never owned Colecovision or Intellivision, because the Atari had all the great games.

    You have no idea how many great games you missed.

    Night Stalker, D&D, Astrosmash, Bump'n Jump, good (for the time) arcade ports, etc.

  11. Re:Read that book you opened... on For Much of the World, Demand For Water Outstrips Supply · · Score: 1

    I smell a Waterworld+Armageddon movie coming up.

  12. Re:Interesting: Teksavvy Bad Throttler in Canada on ISPs Throttling BitTorrent Traffic, Study Finds · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to find it, but I've read a letter from Teksavvy's CEO about needing to throttle some users in some over-subscribed areas, to the point that they couldn't accept new subscribers anymore and adding people to a waiting list. They had problems leasing more lines to increase capacity or something.

  13. Re:Simple solution on Secret Security Questions Are a Joke · · Score: 1

    I never managed to recover my password.

    That proves their system works!

  14. Re:The long-term problem for Apple. on Samsung's Comparison of Galaxy S To iPhone · · Score: 0

    Replying to remove the "funny" mod... stupid pull-down menus with auto-submit!

  15. Re:Wild climate in N. Sweden. on Managing Servers In the Frigid Cold · · Score: 1

    Canada has similar ranges. We got above 35C a few days ago and it went below -30C last winter.

    Also, from -40C to 30C is a range of 70, not 90.

  16. Re:People want cheaper tablets on Why the Tablet Market is Really the iPad Market · · Score: 1

    Yeah, who the hell has $100 for Starbucks these days!

  17. Re:Direct X vs Open GL on Is It Time For an OpenGL Gaming Revolution? · · Score: 1

    It's not that OS X is slower than Windows, it's that most companies doing so-called Mac "ports" don't port their code at all and wrap their Windows code inside a wrapper like Cider. If you have to emulate the OS calls AND translate the Direct 3D calls to OpenGL calls, of course it's going to be slower.

  18. Great on Valve Shares Performance Numbers On Port of Left4Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we bring those improvements to Mac OS X?

  19. Conserve Energy! on Valve Shares Performance Numbers On Port of Left4Dead · · Score: 0

    Save the Earth, use Linux!

    ...

    You don't care about the environment? You know, that place you live in? The only one available with no alternatives?

    Okay then.

    Save your wallet, use Linux!

  20. Re:Year of... on Valve Shares Performance Numbers On Port of Left4Dead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Linux Desktop? Nope. Desktops are dying anyway, almost everyone has moved to laptops.

    Year of the Linux game console, perhaps?

  21. Re:...the good news on Harvard Software 3D Prints Articulated Action Figures · · Score: 1

    Really, this 3D printing nonsense has jumped the shark so hard, the shark is in orbit.

    Oh crap, they've switched from lasers to nukes!

  22. Why do they call it 3D printing? on Harvard Software 3D Prints Articulated Action Figures · · Score: 1

    The plans are free, the software is free... they should call it free-printing!

  23. They should follow the Chrome and Firefox model on Windows 8 Is Ready · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Announcing Windows 15!

    Or you can wait two weeks and upgrade directly to Windows 19!

  24. Re:Waiting til Win 9. on Windows 8 Is Ready · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Windows Mountain 8.

  25. Re:I can't not wait. on Windows 8 Is Ready · · Score: 2

    Indeed. 98SE is the best!