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  1. That's not so impressive on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Named Greatest Briton · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was at a friend's house over the holidays and I noticed that he had received the distinction of being the World's Greatest Dad! Top that, Sir Tim!

  2. Re:What benefits does IPTV offer on Verizon and Microsoft Partner for IPTV · · Score: 1
    Why is companies knowing what you watch bad.

    Because things like this will start to happen more and more often. You should bookmark that page so you can refer back to it every time you forget why.

  3. Re:What benefits does IPTV offer on Verizon and Microsoft Partner for IPTV · · Score: 1

    But honestly it still offers no advantage. Twenty years ago feedback from TV viewers through the cable box was exciting stuff. You don't hear anything about that anymore. The internet made it a moot technology. If the end user would need to have high speed internet and a set top box anyway then he could already answer polls during the superbowl or 'Who wants to be a millionairre' questions.

  4. What benefits does IPTV offer on Verizon and Microsoft Partner for IPTV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    besides my TV viewing being at the mercy of DOS attacks and trackable (you think http cookies have been abused, just wait) and limited since I can currently buy more satellite receivers if I want more simultanious HD streams?

  5. Quit being so practical on Build Your Own Self-Balancing Unicycle · · Score: 1
    Once you've learned to ride a unicyle competently, why not just ride it. It's are a lot cheaper and lighter than the Eunicycle.

    Try to think outside the box. Imagine the practical joke potential alone: Add another magmotor and a circular saw blade and voilà! now it's a Eunuchcycle.

  6. Deep Thought on New Climate Change Warning · · Score: 1

    I hear the more PC's they added to the grid, the closer the answer approached 42. A little mouse told me. I swear.

  7. Who needs 53 keys? on New Standard Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    I only need 28. I use vi.

  8. Re:Internet Explorer technologies for UNIX on Firefox Continues Gains against IE · · Score: 1

    +Bundling DOS 7.0 with Windows 4.0 (in violation of an earlier agreement) and calling it one OS called Windows 95. Having it load win.exe automatically to give the false impressin that it was one OS.
    +Bundling IE with the Windows inteface. Claiming it was an innovation.
    +Claiming this IE "integration" couldn't be undone. Combining iexporer and explorer functions into common dll's to support this claim.
    +Faking a grass roots campain to support this so-called innovation.
    +Claiming only IE could access windowsupdate then changing the website so that came true after finding out that the DOJ was about to call an expert witness who had updated windows using Netscape with the ActiveX plugin.
    +Faking screenshots and making false claims in a videotape presented to the judge as evidence. (I can't remember all the details on this one. You'll have to google for it.)
    +I know there are many more but it has been years since the trials so it is fading from my memeory...

  9. Re:Internet Explorer technologies for UNIX on Firefox Continues Gains against IE · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was probably never more than a sham product anyway. During the anti-trust trials microsoft did a lot of things solely so the lawyers could make ludicrous claims yet have something to back them up.

  10. Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town on Clarion Sci-Fi Auction · · Score: 1

    I love Cory Doctorow's imagination and how he can immerse the reader in a very different world yet still keep everything consistent. I hope he has developed his writing a bit for this new book though because it seemed like in almost every story he ties the end up too quickly, almost as if he got tired of working on it and just wanted it to be done. I would like to be wowed by the endings as much as I am by the beginnings. He also keeps you in suspense by having unexplained questions that you want to understand. But then ends the stories without satisying the readers curiosity. But whenever I talk to anyone about interesting new authors I always bring him up because what he does he does very well.

  11. Re:Tell your most offensive lawyer joke on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1

    Change the people from a priest and a lawyer to a priest and a rabbi and then you have a really offensive joke.

  12. Re:Shaped and deflected explosions on More SpaceShipTwo Details · · Score: 1
    What alternatives exist to combusting various gasses and solid fuels? Do explosives like TNT pack more potential energy if it could just be exploited usefully? Some sort of series of shaped, small, explosions every tenth or every second? With some sort of backplate to protect the ship?

    One method which hasn't been tried yet but which is theoretically possible is to use the law of Conservation of Momentum to affect a change in velocity for mass M1 by ejecting a mass M2 from the rear of the spaceship at high speed. For example, using the Poo Flinging Monkeys system a quantity of monkeys would be trained to wait patiently inside the rocket holding chunks of their own feces and clinging to each other until a hatch is opened below them at which time those at the bottom would hurl their dung as hard as they could toward the earth. After they had performed their duty they would then let go of the spaceship thus decreasing its mass and increasing the efficiency of their fellow monkeys impending throws. Hopefully they can also be trained to enthusiastically leap downward to their deaths pushing off from the ship as they go giving a resultant increase in thrust. Of course to get the smooth ride which paying passengers might insist on, poo and monkeys would need to be ejected in a continuous stream. This could be accomplished by using very small animals such as Capucin monkeys or monkeys genetically engineered specifically for this purpose. Going a step further and actually using a shrinking ray to reduce the monkeys to microscopic or quantum size might be overkill but it certainly would give a smooth ride!

  13. Elf on Five Custom Gadgets You Can't Buy · · Score: 1

    The Electr-sketch reminded me of that movie Elf where he drew the mona lisa and stuff. I wonder if you could really draw like that. I guess the line has to be connected from beginning to end so its probably not possible.

  14. Re:Confusion on Dept. of Homeland Security Enforces Expired Patent · · Score: 1
    Customs is part of Homeland Security and customs has been enforcing these laws for as long as I can remember. These are imported goods.

    After the agents left, Cox called the manufacturer of the Magic Cube, the Toysmith Group, which is based in Auburn, Wash.

    Imported from where? From Washington state?

  15. No Leif Eriksen in Outer Space on Brazil Successfully Launches Its First Rocket To Space · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since it is closer to the equator, the task of getting up to space is easier
    That explains why Iceland doesn't have a space program. Plus it's really hard to get off the ground with geothermal power.

  16. Other players on Yahoo Shuts Down Their PayPal Competitor · · Score: 3, Funny
    There are other players in this field, though, like bidpay and worldpay.

    Wasn't there one also called e-gold that purchases actual gold to back its electronic currency? Of course, if you had a lot of money in it and somebody discovered how to turn lead into gold, well then you'd be ruined. So its kind of a risky holding.

  17. Re:Rats... on Flying By Brain · · Score: 4, Funny
    Making them pilot a flying aircraft is one thing, but you'll never get them to helm a sinking ship.


    Or to say "Mission Accomplished!"

  18. Just Like the Lobster Tank at a seafood restaraunt on Medical Care Gets Outsourced Too · · Score: 2, Funny

    You even get to pick which street person will be the lucky donor.

  19. Warning on Northern Bright Lights · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do not look into synchrotron with remaining eye.

  20. Now gays have a choice on Hip-e All-In-One PC · · Score: 0, Troll

    They no longer have to buy Macs.

  21. Re:why is this here? on Wanna Buy a Reusable Rocket for 19k USD? · · Score: 2, Funny
    a km?

    Yes, but Japanese are short so 1 km probably seems much more impressive to them.

  22. Re:Ask on the FreeCiv Mailing List on Making a GUI for OpenGL Games? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I meant to suggest he write the game in C++ and use one of the C++ GUI's that he all ready found. That way he gets benefits of object programming as well as a pre-written OpenGL GUI toolkit.

  23. Ask on the FreeCiv Mailing List on Making a GUI for OpenGL Games? · · Score: 1
    I thought that years ago I read someone ranting about how he started writing a game (FreeCiv, I thought) in C and realized later that without any OOP facilities the project had gotten out of hand and he was debating whether he should rewrite it in C++ so that expanding it and maintaining it would be easier. But when I went to FreeCiv.org to doublecheck my memory I couldn't find any info on it and their compiling requirements only call for C, see?
    Specific compiling requirements

    All:

    1. ANSI C compiler (gcc will do)
    2. make

    Unices:

    1. The X Window System
    2. Xaw/Xaw3d and Xpm (3.4k) -or-
    Glib (1.2.6), GTK+ (1.2.6) and Imlib (1.9.7)
  24. Warning: Political Satire Inside on New Technique Could Trace Documents By Printer · · Score: 1

    Maybe they track down the creator of the faked Bush service documents and find out if it really was Karl Rove.

  25. Introducing SCO's New Webmaster on SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage · · Score: 1
    Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf

    Webmaster al Sahaf: We are not afraid of the Open Source infidels and neither should you be. They are stupid. They tell lies. Everything they say is lies. It is only Hollywood. They are in contempt. We defeated them yesterday. They are convicted and rotting in prison awaiting their execution. They are even now commiting suicide in the halls of the USPTO. We will encourage them to commit more suicides.