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SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage

linuxwrangler writes "Tired of being 'flamed, dissected and dismissed' on Groklaw, SCO has decided to fight back. SCO's site, scheduled for launch on November 1, will be called prosco.net. Just yesterday SCO CEO and favorite /. whipping-boy Darl McBride gave a speech comparing the software industry to the 'wild west' and warning companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

557 comments

  1. WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Pro-SCO?? What are they smoking now?

    Give me some.

    1. Re:WTF?? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      prosco isn't so bad, especially when you consider the alternatives:

      ilovesco.com
      ohyesyesgimmesco.com
      chicksdigsco .com
      mcbrideforprez.com
      gaysforsco.com
      scorgasm .com

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    2. Re:WTF?? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Huh?

      Isn't "I Love SCO" that web site that got hacked into by some rogue AI from Halo?

      Oh, wait....

      That was ILoveBees

      Never Mind....

    3. Re:WTF?? by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      haha nice :)

      But the nicest must have been when I read

      chicksdigsco.com as chickswithdicksco.com

    4. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "...What are they smoking now?..."

      It must be some strong stuff. Look what they said:

      "...There are, however, no plans to allow readers to discuss the documents on the Web site. "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said...."

      No public comments. So it will be a one-sided story. And it sounds like they are only going to post their court submissions too! SCO will go to its death bed thinking it has the high moral ground on this case.
    5. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the heck is that? I don't have speakers @ work, so could somebody tell me what those .wav files are?

      kthxbye

    6. Re:WTF?? by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I'd not provoke them, they might go for roSCO.com and claim prior art on Hazzard.

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    7. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prosco isn't so bad...

      You forgot:

      xxxscoamateurs.com

    8. Re:WTF?? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What they need is a message board where editors excercised the unlimited privilige to moderate. That way, everything could stay totally one-sided while maintaining the appearance of balance.

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    9. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot :

      swiftboatveteransforsco.com

    10. Re:WTF?? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      On the internet, nobody knows you're Darl McBride.

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    11. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please go back to watching pmsnbc....

    12. Re:WTF?? by Stephen+H-B · · Score: 1

      Or they could just post to /.. Our mods are always even-handed and intelligent....

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    13. Re:WTF?? by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      www.antisco.com and www.antisco.org are still available. Any takers?

      More importantly, www.antisco.net seems to send people straight to slashdot. Who'd have thought it...

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    14. Re:WTF?? by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      scorgasm.com is not found on google (didn't bother with a whois)

      Shall we play a game?

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    15. Re:WTF?? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      totally offtopic, but there..

      The whole site is a promo for Halo 2.

      The wav files seem to be phone messages played on specific phones (you can see the coordinates, gps friendly, on the page) at specific times.

      Marketing, don't you just love it?

      But that's really what SCO is all about right now. Image. They probably need to release a game or two on the XBOX and everybody will love them. (sorry, just to steer back to the topic.)

      People should not be allowed to post before their first coffee of the day.

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  2. We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A lot - over and over again, constantly. Us open-source bandits must defend our way of life, too!

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    1. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by tntguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As annoying and frustrating as it can be, idiots of this caliber must be allowed to demonstrate why those who know better, know better.

    2. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, let's not.

      Why don't we, instead, just completely ignore SCO and McBride and their ilk, and just let IBM pick their bones. The only press they are getting is when Linux supporters react to McMouth's gasings. So, NO responses to any 'news' articles, or anything else about SCO and their attempted theft of the Linux kernel and associated utilities will do more to make McBride look the fool he is than any of our responses. He's old news. Forget him.

    3. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by asoap · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think someone should create a spider to watch that site for any change. Then we can make a /. story for said change. We could have such jounalistic dynamite as:

      • SCO changes typo in email address

      • SCO changes cellpadding around user navigation

      • SCO changes form method from get to post


      -Derek
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    4. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Besides, if the site does get slashdotted McBride will just claim it was "hacked" by Linux zealots.

    5. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by gaijin99 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Damn skippy. Free speech includes free speech for those I disagree with, free speech for those who wish to spread FUD, etc. The proper solution is not to stifle the speech of those we disagree with, but to speak ourselves. More speech is better than less.

      What happened to: "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it!"

      I think most people are educated/intelligent enough to recognize corporate astroturf for what it is when its as blatiant as a SCO owned and operated website. And if they aren't, that's where our speech comes in, to inform Joe Average and criticize our enemies; but not to silence anyone.

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    6. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      The sound of everyone rushing to that site to get SCO's "fair" coverage.

      If they really want to get the word out, they should see if they can buy space in v14gr4 spam email.

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    7. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Funny
      What happened to: "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it!"

      Voltaire died defending it.

    8. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Slashback at the end of the week which sums up all of these stories.

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    9. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately most people _aren't_ bright enough to recognise astroturf. However, it's unlikely to be an issue in this case. I'd bet quids this proposed ProSco website will turn out to be vapourware.

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    10. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by phorm · · Score: 1

      "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it!"

      I think that this was intended to be respective to people, not companies. However either way somebody has to actively view the SCO page to read this, so I don't see the issue. Now if there were spamming my email with "get the real scoop at poopSCOop.com" it might be a problem. Just a webpage, nah.

      Groklaw has a respected following. SCO's page will just be like any other... you have to earn the following for anyone to pay attention to it.

      However, off that subject, wouldn't comparing OS developers to highway bandits be a form of libel?

    11. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by karniv0re · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. He'd just claim that SCO holds the patent for

      "...Posting a link to a site with heavy traffic from technologically-savvy open source enthusiasts who disagree with companies such as SCO, and then directing said users to visit said site."

      Then he would claim that it's called SCOdotting.

    12. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by kgbspy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IANAL, but Voltaire always had a loophole with that one. He never actually specified whose death he was referring to.

      "I disagree with what you say, but will defend to Darl McBride's death your right to say it."

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    13. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why don't we, instead, just completely ignore SCO and McBride and their ilk,

      Because it's the best Business PR Linux has ever had.

      The SCO case proved;

      • Big companies (IBM, HP, RedHat) will all defend the IP in Linux.
      • Big companies (Daimler/Chrysler, Autozone) not only use Linux, but use it in important enough systems to defend it in court.
      • Linux is so clean, not even the owners of Unix can show any infringement after analyzing the source code. Not a single proprietary Operating System can make a similar claim.
      The more press the SCO case gets, the better things are for Linux in the Corporate World.
    14. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that day and age there was this little thing called "Duelling." Which was a prearranged, formal combat between two persons, fought to settle a point of honor.

      Often this resulted in the death of one or more participants.

      _THIS_ is what voltair was talking about. If anyone would have tried to silence the person Voltair was volunteering to duel with the cad.

      Are you volunteering to enter into a duel with a vicious blood thirsty opponent so that I may speak? 50 cal. musket balls at 50 feet? Blades at arms length?

    15. Re:We HAVE to slashdot that site! by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1
      I'd bet quids this proposed ProSco website will turn out to be vapourware.

      So, is that quids pro sco then?

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  3. Ahh ahh!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wait for it...

    And in tonight's news, Fox News is sueing SCO over the use of the word Fair! SCO allegedly plans to countersue saying they've got prior art on using litigation to stifle competition!

    More at 11!

    1. Re:Ahh ahh!!! by embsupafly · · Score: 1

      A new picture of Darl McBride has been posted over at LinuxStoleSCOCode.com. It is a visual representation of Darl's argument against open source.

  4. New gold my hiney by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The new gold is IP," McBride said. ...SCO soon to become ghost town, after unsuccessfully mining the Linux kernel and not finding one itty bitty nugget.

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    1. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... after unsuccessfully mining the Linux kernel and not finding one itty bitty nugget.

      If Darl wants to dig through my shit, I bet he can find a golden kernel or two.

    2. Re:New gold my hiney by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      i love the "wild west" theme. it's so... untenable. my fave:

      ...risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

      by extension this implies that sco is guilty of carrying a concealed source... perhaps in one of those fast tear-away source holsters.

    3. Re:New gold my hiney by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "The new gold is IP," McBride said. ...SCO soon to become ghost town, after unsuccessfully mining the Linux kernel and not finding one itty bitty nugget.
      Right idea, wrong metaphor. Linux is a source of gold, but it's more like The Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs. As in Aesop's fable, you can feed and care for the goose and a reliable source of gold will come your way. Darl is trying to kill the goose to get at all the eggs at once but, like the fool in the story, he's ending up with nothing. Those who have been looking after the goose (Red Hat, Novell, IBM, et al) have profitted.
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    4. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Tell me, when was the last time you went out to have a drink with friends or something?

    5. Re:New gold my hiney by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Great...now I'm going to watch "Wild West Tech" looking for analogies in the IP business.

    6. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL.

    7. Re:New gold my hiney by sacrilicious · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Right idea, wrong metaphor. Linux is a source of gold, but it's more like The Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs [bartleby.com]. As in Aesop's fable, you can feed and care for the goose and a reliable source of gold will come your way. Darl is trying to kill the goose to get at all the eggs at once but, like the fool in the story, he's ending up with nothing. Those who have been looking after the goose (Red Hat, Novell, IBM, et al) have profitted.
      Might be worth noting that unlike the golden goose, Linux can't be killed. Perhaps we could use a reverse-Midas analogy where everything Darl tries to possess turns into dung, whereas it becomes gold in anyone else's hands.
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    8. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Daryl on a flight of fancy, happens upon a 2 headed hydra and puts a harness and tackle on one head calling it his own. He cuts off the other head to try and make his claim more solid...but two grow back...no matter what he does, more and more heads rear up ready to strike him down...

      Oy I'm fried today

    9. Re:New gold my hiney by jrumney · · Score: 2, Funny
      Might be worth noting that unlike the golden goose, Linux can't be killed.

      Or you can freely make copies of the Linux golden goose, so Darl can kill his copy, and the rest of us can just keep feeding and caring for ours.

    10. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bad. Although I'd prefer it instead of a hydra we used some kind of beautiful/good creature, like a many-headed butterfly. No, too soft and yielding. A many-headed golden retriever! This even brings back the "gold" element!

    11. Re:New gold my hiney by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      reverse-Midas analogy where everything Darl tries to possess turns into dung, whereas it becomes gold in anyone else's hands.

      Ahhh, the Symantec Touch.

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    12. Re:New gold my hiney by The-Bus · · Score: 1, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new Immortal Golden-Egg-Laying Goose Overlords!

      [Cue graphic of giant King Goose chasing small people with suits on]

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    13. Re:New gold my hiney by flink · · Score: 1

      The Sodom Touch?

    14. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he should have said, "...open source-toting bandits."
      Sounds more authentic, no?

    15. Re:New gold my hiney by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and Darl is like Veruca Salt who wants a golden goose of her very own and she wants it NOW! So Darl/Veruca give us a big song and dance before being promptly rejected by the golden egg inspection machine.

      It all makes sense now. ;-)

    16. Re:New gold my hiney by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Funny

      The trouble with this analogy is, You just called all the open source developers Oompa-Loompas...

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    17. Re:New gold my hiney by nettdata · · Score: 1

      I like to daydream of Firefly's pilot episode, with Darl as being the big, mouthy guy that starts to spout off the typical "I'll hunt you down to the end of the earth" speach, and then he gets shoved into the running engine. It totally caught me by surprise and made me laugh out loud.

      Mmmm... Darl.... running turbine..... mmmmmm......

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    18. Re:New gold my hiney by Dmala · · Score: 1

      Uh oh... I feel a Linus photoshop coming on.

    19. Re:New gold my hiney by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Yeeee haaaw!

    20. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oompa Loompa Doompa De Do
      I've got a perfect puzzle for you
      Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee
      If you are wise you will listen to me.

      What do you get when you steal what is free
      Taking someone's work and charging a fee
      What are you at trying to sue
      It does not belong to you

      Oompa Loompa Doompa De Da
      If you're not greedy you will go far
      You will live in happiness too
      Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa De Do
      Doompa De Do

    21. Re:New gold my hiney by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now there's a mixed metaphor for you. A "sack" is the fall of a city, usually after a siege. (Or the firing of an incompetent CEO by a board that's sick and tired of seeing its stock price fall deeper and deeper into the cellar, so long as their not praying for a Big Blue Golden parachute.) Not often performed by bandits. And I think he's having an awfully hard time distinguishing "touting" from "toting".

    22. Re:New gold my hiney by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      "The new gold is IP,"

      In the real Gold Rush the people sold the shovels ended up with more gold then the people digging for it. In the IP gold rush the lawyers are going to get more gold then the people who go digging for Intellectual Property.

      You would think that a company like SCO that has promised almost every last penny to it's own lawyers would remember that bit of history before making comparisons.

    23. Re:New gold my hiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said that?!

      That's so perfect.

      I'm no historian, but I would, like McBride, also liken the current "IP rush" to the California Gold Rush, and I think it will be just as long-lasting.

  5. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    now mod me offtop as I deserve...

  6. Sounds More Like.... by wbav · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A case of Robin Hood than Wild West Bandits.

    McBride the sheriff of Naughtingham?

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    1. Re:Sounds More Like.... by ccharles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      McBride the sheriff of Naughtingham?

      No, Robin Hood actually stole from the Sherrif. That would suggest that Linux actually stole code from SCO. I think we're all pretty confident that that hasn't happened.

    2. Re:Sounds More Like.... by m42power · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's naught how you spell Nottingham, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Sounds More Like.... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Well, the M$ vs Linux has already been done that way: Halloween documents IV-V Thanks ESR.

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    4. Re:Sounds More Like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO as Prince John and Linux as Richard the Lionheart would be more accurate.

    5. Re:Sounds More Like.... by SkoZombie · · Score: 1

      I agree ... and if it were a porno it'd be naughtyham anyhow.

    6. Re:Sounds More Like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO as Prince John and Linux as Richard the Lionheart would be more accurate.

      Before going further with that analogy, you should probably be aware that Richard Lionheart was actually one of the worst kings of England who drained the state funds on his unsuccesful military adventures.

      He also left the state in such a bad condition that John had to resort to some highly unpopular means of getting the country back on its feet, which made the barons to revolt against him.

  7. Is it a month already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There haven't been many SCO stories here for a long time...

  8. I can only hope by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that they'll have a public forum open long enough to get their comments debunked on their own site! :-D

    1. Re:I can only hope by TigerNut · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope - according to Darl himself (as quoted in TFA), if they had a forum on that site it would just be overrun by pro-open-source zealots with nothing better to do than to lambaste SCO.

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    2. Re:I can only hope by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 5, Funny

      that they'll have a public forum open long enough to get their comments debunked on their own site! :-D

      I think I saw the Beta site. A lot of members, let me list some:
      McBride
      Dary1234
      DarylM
      MrMcB
      These people were really pro sco. I hope he er... they don't start ScoDotting our servers :-)

      It was like one guy, but he could hit refresh REALLY fast

    3. Re:I can only hope by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I skimmed the article but I hadn't noticed where he said that. Oh well, it just makes things that much more difficult for them. They're not going to develop a following of defenders (*snicker*) without a community to support them.

      The truly amazing part is that Darl actually believes that there are individuals out there who buy his story. I don't think ANYONE believes his story at this point. At the very least, he can stop waiting for that groundswell of vocal support from the pro-SCO grassroots campaign.

    4. Re:I can only hope by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I have better things to do, it's just that after I've finished those, I just keep working my way down the priority list until I begin "lambasting" willy-nilly.

    5. Re:I can only hope by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      You mean to say that Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl are all pro-SCO?! The horror!

    6. Re:I can only hope by TigerNut · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sorry - I misattributed the statement to Darl - it was actually one of his minions, Blake Stowell:
      "The site will include a calendar of the cases SCO currently has in litigation as well as access to the legal filings made in SCO's cases. There are, however, no plans to allow readers to discuss the documents on the Web site. "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said."

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      Less is more.

    7. Re:I can only hope by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Ohh Nooo! What IF all (3 of them) try to swarm /.'s servers at THE SAME TIME....the PRESSURE!! the AGONY!! the FEAR!! the... oh forget it:)

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    8. Re:I can only hope by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, it would be pretty funny if someone hacked their DNS records. If the perpetrator took note of the original prosco.net IP address, they could "modify" the site slightly. i.e. The "news" would look the same and be kept up to date, but every story would have a "Add your comments here!" link at the bottom. 404s would simply pass back to SCO's site. Might take SCO a while before they figure out the problem. ;-)

    9. Re:I can only hope by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ohh Nooo! What IF all (3 of them) try to swarm /.'s servers at THE SAME TIME....the PRESSURE!! the AGONY!! the FEAR!! the...

      503 Error

    10. Re:I can only hope by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Orange Barrels?

    11. Re:I can only hope by nadamsieee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sadly, the business world is full of idiot-greed-mongers just like Darl. I'm sure he is a cult hero at Forbes. So I would suggest that there are probably many such 'business leaders' who either do believe him or would believe him if they knew anything about the on-going litigation.

      I'm not going to name any names, but there is at least one Fortune-500 company that has a "no F/OSS unless absolutely neccessary" policy that is a direct result of SCO's rhetoric.

    12. Re:I can only hope by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      The truly amazing part is that Darl actually believes that there are individuals out there who buy his story.

      If this is true then Darl has serious psychological/psychiatric problems and should be treated accordingly. Seriously.

    13. Re:I can only hope by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Sure, there are people who believe it. My (otherwise technically in-tune) dad, for example.

      All you need is for someone to picture Linux fans as computer-addict pro-commune hippies, and SCO's (and Microsoft's) descriptions of Linux and its community make sense.

      (Despite the fact my dad has longer hair than I do. :) )

    14. Re:I can only hope by Xformer · · Score: 1

      In other words, they're keeping others from making them look stupid, in order to devote all they can to doing that for themselves.

      Oops... too late :-)

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    15. Re:I can only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The site registration is valid for only one year. If SCO had long term plans to stay in business, shouldn't they atleast register the domain name for a longer duration? Even mom and pop operations make a longer registration when they get their domain name.

    16. Re:I can only hope by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Realistically not MUCH difference. I wonder if they are paying ANY attention AT ALL to what hte are saying? I mean I would (in there position) have to reassess my position if I seriously thought there were enough detractors out there to OVERWHELM my site.

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    17. Re:I can only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      More good comes of the business world than evil. We wouldn't have PCs if not for private commerce. Unfortunately, we hear more about the evil than the good, and this is one of the cases of evil.

    18. Re:I can only hope by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      If they had a moderation system like slashdot's, they could mod all the pro OSS guys as Trolls.

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    19. Re:I can only hope by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Orriginally from the "Newhart" show I believe. "Hi, My name is Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl." All three brothers were fairly... mmmm... Slow?!?! Yeah, slow. Well, and neither Daryl ever spoke. they just used body gestures like nodding and shaking their heads.

      Todd Yohn just lifted them, and used them in the song.

    20. Re:I can only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would not worry about them scodotting the /. servers, they are running Linux. ;)

      Of course that begs the question, what will prosco.net be running? I bet its OSS! What fun the media could have with that! After all www.scosource.com is running Apache/1.3.31. Last i looked, Apache was that evil OSS stuff stolen right out from under SCO's nose, from their stealth development systems, guarded by their top knotch tiger team, without so much as even a small, say a gazillion-$-user-license. Do we not shame ourselves by using the software that they toiled so ardjously over for so many years to develop? Um, no. I don't think so...maybe tomorrow...

    21. Re:I can only hope by snakecoder · · Score: 1

      There will be a feedback location called groklaw ;-)

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    22. Re:I can only hope by Peig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is this site running on Windows 2000 and IIS ?
      Seems kind of strange given they are supposed to be a *NIX company.
      http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=www.pros co.com

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    23. Re:I can only hope by LarryWest42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not name the company? Surely it's not a secret policy?

    24. Re:I can only hope by Peig · · Score: 1

      No much would happen to the ./ servers but on the other hand get a few mates over to www.prosco.com and see what happens.!
      Netcraft . Windows 2000 and IIS
      http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=www.pros co.com

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    25. Re:I can only hope by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      It's prolly Microsoft.

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    26. Re:I can only hope by pjrc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The truly amazing part is that Darl actually believes that there are individuals out there who buy his story.

      Two words:

      Rob Enderle

      Well, how about 4 more:

      Laura Didio
      Daniel Lyons

    27. Re:I can only hope by killjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Forbes is porn for capitalists. Every issue they have extrememly rich people so you can gawk at them and lust after their riches.

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    28. Re:I can only hope by vsprintf · · Score: 2

      "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said.

      And SCO has so few supporters and so many "detractors" because . . . ? What they say is often less interesting than what they don't say.

    29. Re:I can only hope by tupps · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is prosco.net not prosco.com which seems to be owned by a hosting company.

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    30. Re:I can only hope by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      I see somebody learned something from Real's FreedomOfMusicChoice debacle.

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    31. Re:I can only hope by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1

      That would be unfortunate - the open source zealots overwhelming the pro-sco message board the same way the pro-sco zealots were overwhelming the groklaw message boards.

      I used to read Groklaw all the time, but the pro-sco zealots would flame me to a crisp any time I said anything remotely pro-linux.

      - Thomas;

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    32. Re:I can only hope by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      He made it up. Or he would name a company.

      It's that simple.

    33. Re:I can only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I seriously doubt that these guys believe the story at all. Look back in their archives and it's pretty obvious that many of their articles are written just to sound good for their customers. It's really a 'tell the customer what they want to hear' approach to marketing their product.

      The poor people buying SCO stock seem like the ones who believe this stuff.

    34. Re:I can only hope by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      I'm a capitalist, but I don't read Forbes. I'm not rich by any means, I'm not even concerned with getting rich, but I'm still a capitalist. How can this be? Realize that capitalism requires nothing but voluntary association, and it all becomes clear.

      Do you engage in voluntary trade for mutual benefit? Then you are a capitalist too.

    35. Re:I can only hope by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Maybe technically. In reality capitalism is an ISM like any other ISM. It's a worship of the allmighty dollar. It's an ethical system of thought whose primary motivation lies in accumulation of wealth. Actually it's a lot like Satanism when you think of it.

      Like all other ISMs capitalism has it's prophets, preachers, saints and gods. Forbes is Porn for the people who worship capitalism. You probably don't read Forbes because you don't worship capitalism.

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    36. Re:I can only hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The truly amazing part is that Darl actually believes that there are individuals out there who buy his story. I don't think ANYONE believes his story at this point.

      Look, ~50% of "the American people" believe George Bush's stories. Not much amazes me anymore at this point.

  9. They can launch as many sites as they want by Crashmarik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But can they get anyone to read them ?

    It will be even better if they do comment on what groklaw is convering. The SEC takes a dim view about companies making false statements about their business.

    1. Re:They can launch as many sites as they want by stecoop · · Score: 1

      But can they get anyone to read them?

      Yeah there pleanty of people reading the prosco.net link. Click on it

      Rate Error
      Sorry, too many requests. Try again later

      By the way no one has registered proscosuck.net yet.

    2. Re:They can launch as many sites as they want by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The SEC takes a dim view about companies making false statements about their business.

      I'm sure they do, but they still haven't acted yet on what Daryl has been saying so far, why will it change when they put up a propaganda site?

    3. Re:They can launch as many sites as they want by cei · · Score: 1

      no, but somebody should get ahold of the people camping on consco.net...

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    4. Re:They can launch as many sites as they want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when the reverse map the ip addresses connecting to the site they'll see:

      sec.gov
      fbi.gov
      ftc.gov
      fcc.gov
      usss.gov
      do j.gov
      microsoft.com

    5. Re:They can launch as many sites as they want by daft_one · · Score: 1

      Who's this Daryl person? Does this mean Darl has a minion aside from Blake?

  10. They can't call it 'fair and balanced' by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...because they'll get sued by Fox for infringing on intellectual property.

  11. Oh yes by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Everyone's going to believe SCO's official version. Oh yes.

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    1. Re:Oh yes by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • Absolutely. Everyone's going to believe SCO's official version. Oh yes.
      Seeing as Groklaw has already proven that no one does and that they're generally lying to boot, I suspect the site itself will try to hide its ties to SCO. Given SCO's past actions, Astroturfing wouldn't be much of a stretch.
    2. Re:Oh yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Didn't they promise an astro-turfing campaign a couple month's ago? I guess this is it.

      Perhaps someone will hack the site, and ADD forums for us to display our support for their cause.

    3. Re:Oh yes by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Nah, it was a couple of guys modding down anti-SCO comments here. You missed it?

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  12. Good 'ol Darl... by Chordonblue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess when you can't fight on the side of truth then you can always try and rewrite it after the fact.

    See Darl? This is why the old guard from Caldera warned you not to go after the 'open source crowd'. Your page of lies will be dissected by hundreds of others on Groklaw. The best thing is, this time instead of shooting off your mouth, your words will be in some web cache.

    Choose your topics wisely Darl. You will be watched...

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    1. Re:Good 'ol Darl... by Bozdune · · Score: 3, Interesting

      PJ "expressed surprise" that SCO would comment on ongoing litigation.

      This is disingenuous, though. As PJ and every Groklaw reader knows, this behavior is typical and wholly unsurprising. SCO are idiots, and their lawyers at this point are merely scrambling to avoid malpractice censure.

      My only regret is that when this is all over, and McBride is just a humorous case study at every B-school in America, a great source of daily entertainment will be no more.

      But I will deal. Somehow.

    2. Re:Good 'ol Darl... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "This is disingenuous, though. As PJ and every Groklaw reader knows, this behavior is typical and wholly unsurprising. SCO are idiots, and their lawyers at this point are merely scrambling to avoid malpractice censure."

      Given SCO's history, it may well have been said tongue in cheek. But it is actually surprising, and always has been, that the law team hasn't muzzled McBride and company. That is typically how these things are done. You don't see IBM execs shooting their mouths off, after all, even though they have been the ones accused of wrongdoing. You can bet that any lawyer worth their fees will tell their client to shut up and let them do the defending in the court.

      In fact, SCO's behavior has been so surprising, I wouldn't be a bit shocked to one day learn that they overrode their lawyers, or they worked in concert with their lawyers, to try the case in the court of public opinion since they knew they had no real chance in court. Of course, that would imply nefarious behavior on SCO's part, and I wouldn't want to speculate on that. Who knows what they really think. But yeah, it is suprising that SCO would comment on ongoing litigation. The smart move is to say, "No comment."

    3. Re:Good 'ol Darl... by crucini · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's pretty clear that SCO has overridden their lawyers on this topic. It seems that SCO wants to make public statements to increase demand for their stock, even if the statements harm them in court.

    4. Re:Good 'ol Darl... by rlanctot · · Score: 1


      As NewSpeak Martha would say:

      It's a doubleplusgood thing!

    5. Re:Good 'ol Darl... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      You can bet that any lawyer worth their fees will tell their client to shut up and let them do the defending in the court.
      However, if you hire your own brother it is a different story. The high profile lawyer announced in the early press releases didn't show up in court, it ended up being Darl's brother. Between the two of them I think they will get every cent they can out of SCO, and sue the company the gets the pieces for some more. Does anyone seriously think Darl will get jail time or a fine? Does anyone seriously think the money is not going to be stashed in some way so that it is bankruptcy proof? Nothing bad is going to happen to Darl, CEOs that get ditched for being useless keep popping up over and over (and getting sacked over and over), and Darl has had a lot of good press - he'll get even more of a plum job next time.

      The whole thing looks a great deal like a confidence trick at the expense of SCO, and the linux issue is just a sideshow.

      How I see the investor mindset in this case? Look folks, the little guy is taking on IBM - he has guts, smoke, mirrors, everything - give him money and watch that share price soar, then get out in time and leave the suckers taking the consequences.

      The con could have been anything the general investor couldn't understand, but this time it was linux.

  13. Wild West?? by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it was supposed to be more like the High Seas... ya know with the pirates and all that!

    How do these things keep changing on me??

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    1. Re:Wild West?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fool ! It's only the high seas on a Tuesday or a Thursday. On other days its the Wild West.

    2. Re:Wild West?? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      I thought it was supposed to be more like the High Seas... ya know with the pirates and all that!

      It was, but we ran out of Dramamine, so things got kinda messy...

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    3. Re:Wild West?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye Aye, Bring me a cabin boy(Darl McBride)!!

    4. Re:Wild West?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrrh matey, hand over yer source and walk the plank.

      We here on the OSS Bounty will shiver yer timbers and blow ye down.

  14. How long before... by malchus842 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How long before they have to shut off comments or block users en masse because the comments and postings are all negative.

    I'm betting that IF they allow user input to be posted it will be heavily censored. It would have to be. SCO has zero friends. That's what happens when you sue your own freakin' customers!

    1. Re:How long before... by KefabiMe · · Score: 1, Redundant

      How long before they have to shut off comments or block users en masse because the comments and postings are all negative.

      I RTFA. SCO will not be allowing the public to post comments.

    2. Re:How long before... by ravingsanity · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the article:

      "There are, however, no plans to allow readers to discuss the documents on the Web site. "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said."

      So there will be no comments allowed on the site.

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      I tried to dial REALITY once and I was informed that it had been disconnected.
    3. Re:How long before... by d^2b · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those smart SCO guys are way ahead of you. If you (cough) read the article, you see that they do not plan to allow any comments at all, from the very beginning.

    4. Re:How long before... by Mournblade · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Clearly you did not read either of the linked articles, for in one of them, they specifically stated that there would be no ability to comment on documents on the site.

    5. Re:How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I RTFA.

      Show off.

    6. Re:How long before... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I'm sure PJ will be more then happy to post commentary for every 'article' prosco posts and open it for discussion. Just because SCO doesn't host the forum doesn't mean they won't exist.

    7. Re:How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can read ?

      Damn, I wish I could.

    8. Re:How long before... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      you see that they do not plan to allow any comments at all, from the very beginning.

      Of course, you can't allow people to try to discredit someone's "fair and balanced" view of themselves.

    9. Re:How long before... by unixbugs · · Score: 0

      they can only attempt to prevent me from "posting" on their site... >=]

      --karma is for the birds.

      --
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    10. Re:How long before... by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ""If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said."

      what does he mean by "try"???

      Do or do not, there is no "try"... I personally think Groklaw is doing a pretty comprehensive job of exposing every stupid statement from SCO to the harsh light of day... they can't hide from it, there are several thousand outraged geeks scouring all the nooks and crannies of the internet for evidence of SCO's stupidities.

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    11. Re:How long before... by kai.chan · · Score: 1

      You forgot their secret friend: Microsoft.

    12. Re:How long before... by belroth · · Score: 1
      So there will be no comments allowed on the site.
      The URL for discussions regarding items on prosco is www.groklaw.netof course.
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    13. Re:How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      THE MODERATORS ARE ON CRACK

      As I type this, malchus842 gets a "Score:3, Insightful" for suggesting SCO will have problems with public comments. Just six minutes later, KefabiMe points out that the article states that they won't allow public comments. He gets a "1, Redundant" even though his post comes before the same comment by ravingsanity. ravingsanity gets "Score:5, Informative" for a post that happens after the redundant (and first reply).

      Hello, is anyone awake, or is it just a bot doing the moderation?

    14. Re:How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Those smart SCO guys are way ahead of you. If you (cough) read the article, you see that they do not plan to allow any comments at all, from the very beginning.

      Silly question: How is this different from the regular SCO web page?

    15. Re:How long before... by nytmare · · Score: 1

      How typically hypocritical of them. Isn't SCO the "destractor" who spends their days releasing "messages" to the press "to try and [sic] overwhelm" us?

    16. Re:How long before... by The+Ribena+Kid · · Score: 1
      "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said.

      Translation: "We know we're going to be talking bullshit, but we don't want it to be pointed out to everyone else on our own website."

  15. Wild Wild West by usefool · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually his analogy can be quite true, well, not true about what he has claimed, but the way the whole software industry is working FOR the patents/copyrights/trademarks rather than channeling the resources into something more useful, like Practical Properties?

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  16. why they got the .net by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 1

    darl left out why they got .net vs. .com and .org

    basically, since shark^H^H^H^H^Hlawyer fees have gone through the roof, and licensing hasn't been too hot lately, they could only afford one domain. they drew straws, and bingo

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    1. Re:why they got the .net by The+Wookie · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it was because they wanted it to anagram to POOR CENTS
      or, most likely:
      ** COST PRONE **

    2. Re:why they got the .net by Roadmaster · · Score: 1

      Because someone already has prosco.com (a cybersquatter, so I won't even provide a link). It's good, however, people tend to mis-think URLs and think they're all .com so a lot of people will land at some random squatty search engine and think SCO can't even open a decent web site.

    3. Re:why they got the .net by Buran · · Score: 1

      Does anyone ever actually use those things?

    4. Re:why they got the .net by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I did. I found information about Linux from prosco.com.

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  17. Scumbag by Nikkodemus · · Score: 1

    Darl McBride. F.O.A.D.

  18. ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by gspr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, we all knew the SCO guys were lacking a few parts of brain mass that most others posess, but this is really something. What marketing guy said "let's launch a site called ProSCO under the flag of 'fair coverage of the events', everyone will believe us!"?

    1. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by mystkdragon · · Score: 0

      I can't wait to see the discussion boards. I wouldn't want to moderate that.

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      Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. -- Albert Einstein
    2. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Corporate Suits know no bounds of stupidity, really.

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    3. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      OK, we all knew the SCO guys were lacking a few parts of brain mass that most others posess,

      like a cerebrum?

      What marketing guy said "let's launch a site called ProSCO under the flag of 'fair coverage of the events', everyone will believe us!"?

      The only marketing guy they have to push their only "product". Hint, lawsuits until pump and dump is done.

      Oh, and Darl if this were the "Wild West" you would have been shot at least once by now.

    4. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      like a cerebrum?

      More like everything north of the brainstem.

    5. Re:ProSCO.net? Uuhhh..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "

      Once again, 5C0 proves that.

  19. "Wild West" by lambkabobwithfeta · · Score: 0

    DRM and DMCA hardly seems like the wild west...

  20. SCO is an idiot for doing this by bigtallmofo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a universal mantra of any company involved in litigation. "We are unable to comment due to ongoing litigation". Now they're going to be reguarly commenting on active litigation on multiple fronts. They are breaking yet another fundamental rule of the universe (the first being, don't piss off the entire world in a ridiculous attempt to enrich yourself).

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    1. Re:SCO is an idiot for doing this by close_wait · · Score: 1
      It's a universal mantra of any company involved in litigation. "We are unable to comment due to ongoing litigation"

      Yes, and it's interesting to note how IBM have been totally silent as regards public comments in the SCO case. And how the IBM legal team have been using Darl's public comments as evidence against SCO :-)

    2. Re:SCO is an idiot for doing this by El · · Score: 1

      The "no comment" rule only applies if you are actually trying to WIN the litigation. If your plan is to pump and dump the stock then retire to Bermuda, then the more ridiculous statements you make the better! Who out there really thinks the SCO corporate officers will remain within the reach of the US legal system when this is all over?

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    3. Re:SCO is an idiot for doing this by wayne_t · · Score: 1

      I thought the first rule was "Never become involved in a land war in Asia." When did they change the rules?

    4. Re:SCO is an idiot for doing this by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I thought the first rule was "Never become involved in a land war in Asia."

      Close. It's actually "Never become involved in a patent (or copyright) war with IBM."

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  21. Inherently biased by LegoEvan · · Score: 1, Insightful
    A "fair" site funded by one of the sides is inherently going to be biased.

    Instead of saying:
    SCO is fighting Linux due to supposedly stolen code.


    They will say:
    SCO is fighting Linux due to stolen code.
    It is VERY difficult to have fair news. For example, while many of us agree on what a "terrorist" is, and in the US there is a general consensus (sorry for the hot topic--I'm only using it for an example), others might see such people as "freedom fighters". I'm sure locals in Iraq don't see "Rebels" as "Rebels" but as the "government" fighting for them.

    Many, MANY, news sources have trouble stating things in a clear, nonbiased way; no doubt a news source fully sponsored by one side will have biases.
    1. Re:Inherently biased by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      Your choice of "supposedly" is a bit biased - try "allegedly".

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    2. Re:Inherently biased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant "delusionally suspected of being" or "fraudulently claimed of being"

  22. I am the SCO Information Minister.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reallly!

  23. yeeeeeehaw! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be funny to see this site filled up with flames. My guess is that they will not allow anyone to post, and it will become a clearinghouse for stupid anti-OSS arguments.

    Here's a suggested drinking game:

    Chug 1 shot every time you read:

    - A call for the government to regulate the marketplace to protect capitalism (hah!)
    - A cowboy analogy, such as "we saw our cows over in Linux's pen!"
    - A self-aggrandizing picture of Darl McBride
    - A reference to "chaos theory" or any other new age gobbledegook in defense of the "everything should be proprietary" position

    Chug an entire bottle if you see:

    - Real proof of infringement in Linux
    - Real proof of infringement by IBM

  24. Interesting coming from.... by Sewer+Panda · · Score: 1

    ....a former "open-source bandit". The fact that SCO has turned around from being a Linux vendor to a software sheriff undermines every argument that they have. That and the fact that, the old west may have had bandits, but it was those same bandits that turned around and eventually settled down and founded Las Vegas. And who doesn't like Vegas ?

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  25. I use Apache... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I am an Open Source Indian (or native American)!

  26. Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by douglips · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And don't forget that they are litigious bastards as well. Actually, if you look up litigious bastards it brings up SCO, but an interesting side effect is that if you look up bastards, SCO also shows up. Can you believe that? Bastards? Who'd have though?

    2. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Dammit. Copy-pasted the wrong link for litigious bastards. :)

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    4. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by cft_128 · · Score: 1
      And don't forget that they are litigious bastards as well. Actually, if you look up litigious bastards it brings up SCO, but an interesting side effect is that if you look up bastards, SCO also shows up. Can you believe that? Bastards? Who'd have though?

      Hey, I'm a bastard and I don't like being lumped with the likes of SCO.

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    5. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't dilute the litigious bastards mark. I propose we consider ass-ramming uncle-fuckers as the appropriate label.

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    6. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Wait, didn't you mean litigious bastards?

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    7. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm an ass-ramming uncle-fucker you insensitive clod!

    8. Re:Gentlemen, start your googlebombs. by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      A bunch of SCO-hating nerds are probably not enough to take that phrase away from South Park: Bigger, Longer Uncut. It's more appropriate that a search for SCO in Google brings up Groklaw.net as the second hit. Unfortunately, 'SCO Group' does not take one to Groklaw.

  27. Whoops! by temojen · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read this as procto.net. I figgured maybe they were just pulling propaganda out of their butts.

    1. Re:Whoops! by Siddly · · Score: 1

      They are losing in court and their most effective stunts were performed in press comments. Fat lot of good it is going to do them - should be good for a laugh to see the SCO Information Minister in print.

  28. Well... by radish · · Score: 3, Funny


    I, for one, welcome our new by Open Source-touting bandit overlords!

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    ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

  29. But no one is stealing by vaderhelmet · · Score: 1

    anything from McBride. McBride is doing the flaming, stealing, etc, trying to tarnish IBM, Linux, Novell, and anyone else who might be "against" SCO.

    1. Re:But no one is stealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but think about this, the items "stolen" were taxes on the poor, ect, ect. Things the people had to begin with.

  30. Yeah, that'll work by erick99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A site by SCO supporting SCO using SCO facts. I am guessing that knuckle dragging Darl doesn't see the credibility problem with such a site. He continues to respond to his critics by morphing into an angry child on a playground yelling and screaming at the other kids who won't play fair.

    --
    http://www.busyweather.com/
  31. WhoIs information by mmThe1 · · Score: 1

    Check here if the link in the story disappoints you with no Administrative Contact information.

    1. Re:WhoIs information by Salo2112 · · Score: 1

      Isn't incomplete or false registration information grounds for getting a domain shut down? I'm just asking.

    2. Re:WhoIs information by Romancer · · Score: 1

      If someone wants to take the challenge of reporting it: Here's the link

      --


      ) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
      ) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
    3. Re:WhoIs information by Harodotus · · Score: 1

      It apears that SCO read your comment, as there is now administrative contact data at that link.

      Rats and i was gonna go and pfficially complain too...

      --
      Its not users who are broken, it's systems not taking account their likely behaviour and fixing it technically.
  32. prosco? by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Okay, so let me get this straight. Since they can't get people to believe SCO's spin when it's reported via credible news sources, they figure it's going to get a better reception when posted on an admittedly self-serving web site? I know it's standard on Slashdot to assume that the PHBs will accept anything they read, but even a PHB (or at least most of them) would have to know the difference between news and spin when the site's name is Pro-SCO. Somebody would have to be deliberately looking for SCO's spin even to go to this site.

    If anyone actually reads this site it's only going to be for the comic relief.

    --
    ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    1. Re:prosco? by Nonillion · · Score: 1

      Even though this "prosco" site will be a joke, it should provide some great laughs.

      --
      "I bow to no man" - Riddick
    2. Re:prosco? by Skraut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not, It works for Fox News

      --
      Introducing Microsoft Vacuum 1.0 The first Microsoft product that doesn't suck.
    3. Re:prosco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My guess is that they're watching their sinking stock price and wondering what they can do to shore it up. Since the news from any site that is anywhere near impartial has been almost all bad recently, SCO has to do something--anything--to get its spin out there, not so much for the masses but for those holding its stock. Anything that can reduce their nervousness and keep them from selling, if only for a short time, will buy time for the execs to dump their shares.

      But as someone else said, SCO had better be extremely careful. I'd love for some marketoid to end up posting statements that could be considered false statements down the road when the company burns to the ground.

      Is anyone getting geared up to thoroughly archive this site? I think Groklaw should, and they should make it publicly available for the amusement of everyone, especially the SEC and IBM's lawyers.

    4. Re:prosco? by Secrity · · Score: 1

      I parsed it as rhyming with "bosco". I can't see why anybody would ever go to it, except as a typo or to pick it apart. If they advertise it, they may as well advertise their main site. It's not like The Register or The Inquirer are going to do a positive article about it.

    5. Re:prosco? by DeepCerulean · · Score: 1

      There is no difference between "news" and "spin"...at least not in this country...

    6. Re:prosco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News???? What News??? All I see is thinly disguised advertising..

  33. *Yawn* by mcc · · Score: 1

    So when exactly is the next big event in the continuing disintegration of SCO's legal cases? Isn't a major ruling in the IBM case going to be handed down soon concerning IBM's motion to dismiss or whatever?

  34. Prosco domain fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This was posted on Yahoo recently. Elsewhere it's been noted that SCO doesn't currently own prosco.com or prosco.org. Any takers?

    ========

    Here's a fun, and very, uh, fitting tidbit. The *previous* owner of the prosco.net domain was called Prosco Ventures, a sweatshop apparel exporter out of Sri Lanka:

    http://www.tradenetsl.lk /tr-directory/subcat/proflist.idc?sequence=1161

    Meanwhile, SCO may have a fight on their hands over their use of the "prosco" name. They've registered prosco.net, but there are a number of companies out there named Prosco, any of whom probably has a better claim on the domain than SCO does. I'm sure any of them could make a good case that their brands & trademarks would be harmed by the potential for confusion with SCO.

    Prosco, Inc., is an industrial equipment manufacturer in the Chicago area.
    http://www.prosco-inc.com/

    There's also a Circle-Prosco, Inc., a maker of chemicals for the metal finishing industry.
    http://www.circleprosco.com/

    There's a company called PROSCO, for "Promotional and Supply Services Co.", in Saudi Arabia.
    http://www.prosco.com.sa/

    Prosco Internacional S.A. de C.V. is out of Mexico City. I'm not sure what they do, though their home page has a link titled "Candy Recycling". Hmm.
    http://www.proscoint.com/

    Chisholm Corp., formerly Prosco Products, Inc., does filtration products.
    http://www.proscoproducts.com/

    1. Re:Prosco domain fun by erick99 · · Score: 1

      Darl will sue all of them for using sco in their name. This will then give him the notion to go through the dictionary, find all words that have sco embedded in them and sue the dictionaries for licensing fees to use the letters s-c-o in that order. It could happen . . .

      --
      http://www.busyweather.com/
    2. Re:Prosco domain fun by Carewolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a pattern here:

      There's a company called PROSCO, for "Promotional and Supply Services Co.", in Saudi Arabia.
      http://www.prosco.com.sa/

      Prosco Internacional S.A. de C.V. is out of Mexico City. I'm not sure what they do, though their home page has a link titled "Candy Recycling". Hmm.
      http://www.proscoint.com/


      Sweetshops, something that sounds like was raised for convincing the US to attack Iraq.

      And a company with a policy of:

      1: Steal candy from children

      2: Recycle?

      3: Profit!

      I am telling you: They are all evil!

    3. Re:Prosco domain fun by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Be a shame if someone contacted Prosco Inc to tell them about it. How about some /.ers fund Prosco Inc's lawsuit ;)

  35. Similar tactics: by Romancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't this like MSNBC reporting on Microsoft, or MSN.com having "News" about the great new features of MSN messenger?

    --


    ) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
    ) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
    1. Re:Similar tactics: by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, except that MSNBC has a habit of carrying stories that aren't exactly pro-MS. I can't imagine we'll see that on proSCO.net.

    2. Re:Similar tactics: by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Yep! That's why I never pay attention to them.

      --
      Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
    3. Re:Similar tactics: by mcc · · Score: 1

      No, it's different. MSNBC has at least a certain degree of autonomy from the parent company in order to maintain their journalistic integrity. This would be a little bit more like the web page for Microsoft's public relations department doing a story on Microsoft.

    4. Re:Similar tactics: by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Well slate.msn.com has news about the great new features of Mozilla Firefox, and it is pretty favourable to Mozilla.

  36. Free? by MynockGuano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The open source movement says that proprietary software shouldn't exist. They say that the operating system should be free, but that's a slippery slope," McBride said. "There's 12 million developers worldwide, are you gonna let their work be free?"

    Yes?

    1. Re:Free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that it matters, as we already know he's an idiot, but it's "There ARE 12 million developers."

    2. Re:Free? by imadork · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The question we should ask Darl is, if someone wants to give away their work for free, who is he to stop them? His position is a lot like saying that Habitat for Humanity is taking food off the tables of building contractors...

    3. Re:Free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then... who's gonna pay them?

    4. Re:Free? by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

      Exactly; he's asking if I'm going to let it be free...Truth to be told, I, and pretty much most of the rest of the world, am going to "let" it be whatever said developer darn well pleases it to be. If that person wants to charge for it, then he had better make it worth charging for in place of a free alternative. If he doesn't, then we'll "let" him fall on his face when nobody uses it.

    5. Re:Free? by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

      By the way, the above comment was posted with the intent to make up for the fact that my original single-word comment somehow got modded to a rediculous +4 Insightful. >8)

    6. Re:Free? by seanellis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's 12 million developers worldwide, are you gonna let their work be free? - McB

      If they want it to be free, then fine.

      If they don't then fine.

      However, if you take someone else's work, which they have chosen to make free, claim it's yours, and then threaten people with lawsuits in the hope of shaking them down for money, then that's not fine.

      Which, of course, is why Groklaw and its associated community are shining a 10,000 lux light on SCO's every flaw and blemish.

    7. Re:Free? by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Yes?

      Yes, if the individual developers choose so.

      That's really what I find so disgusting about Darl's anti-FOSS stance. He publicly seems to absolutely discount the possibility that anyone would work on something for no monetary compensation, so he wishes to deny everyone that choice, starting with usurping control of (possibly) the biggest free software project in existence today. Never mind that the latest version of his company's flagship product relies heavily on freely-developed software, and is built on a codebase that was once distributed freely.

      Privately, he's likely either a complete and total dunce and thus no different from his public appearance, or he's knowingly trying to commit some kind of fraud, legal or financial. The only question to me at this point is "what's the real story behind SCO's suicide dive?"

      --

      Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    8. Re:Free? by SteelCat · · Score: 1
      Which, of course, is why Groklaw and its associated community are shining a 10,000 lux light on SCO's every flaw and blemish.

      I read that as "...a 10,000 Tux light...".

      [Pictures a 10,000-strong mob of Penguins with torches and pitchforks storming Darl's castle...]

  37. Indeed... by ZZeta · · Score: 1

    Indeed it is the Wild West over here...

    Only that it's the other way araund. Big companies sack the Open Source Community, ridicolously pateting things like double click, Autorun, or who know what the USPTO might bring us in the near future.

    These companies are the real bandits, taking advantage of our lack of resources against their legion of lawyers...

  38. If Open Source is the "Wild West" then Darl.. by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Funny

    is positioning for the role of "Robber Baron".

    Somebody should tell him that Bill Gates has that job sewed up.

    myke

  39. pro-sco or pros-co? by LuxFX · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first I thought prosco.com was for pros. co., as in "A Prosecuting Company". That about sums it up.

    --
    Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
    1. Re:pro-sco or pros-co? by mfifer · · Score: 1

      At first I thought prosco.com was for pros. co., as in "A Prosecuting Company". That about sums it up.

      Nah... someone just typo'd and forgot the N after the first O...

    2. Re:pro-sco or pros-co? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I got this sudden image of Darl in a G-String. You're fucking evil. Now, excuse me while I wash my brain out with lye.

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    3. Re:pro-sco or pros-co? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first I thought prosco.com was for pros. co., as in "A Prosecuting Company".

      Or pros-co as in prostitute?

    4. Re:pro-sco or pros-co? by Phong · · Score: 1

      I think the site's moderator will sign his missives as "Prosco P. Coltraine" and post stories such as the following:

      Dem [Open Source] Duke Boys has got to be up to something low down, and I'm gonna find out what!

      I can almost hear them laughing now...

      --
      ..wayne..
    5. Re:pro-sco or pros-co? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will be an uk mirror, also known as proscouk.

  40. Patrick Rosco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paging Patrick Rosco -- I believe your domain name is being hijacked by some litigious bastards.

  41. remember kids by LordMyren · · Score: 1

    remember kids,
    fair and balanced!

  42. Yes, Your Honor, that's our site by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've gotta be kidding me! SCO is going to open up a whole site mouthing off while they're still in the middle of a court case?

    Quick! Some one start an egg timer to see how long it takes before the Judge sees something SCO wrote on there and takes their heads off for it.

    --
    "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  43. In Accordance with Truth-in-advertising... by Radical+Rad · · Score: 5, Funny

    The new web site will be known as... SCOfflaw.net

    1. Re:In Accordance with Truth-in-advertising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, geez, now you guys have gone and done it...

      Web designer: Hey, boss, wanna see the new web page for our web site?

      Darl: Sure, let's have a look...hey, wait a minute, something looks familiar there. Hit that "View Source" button again...Aha! I knew it! Those evil scum have stolen our source code! Look:

      <html>
      <head>
      <title>ProSco...Professional Smoking Crack Organization</title>
      </head>
      <body>Meaningless marketing speak and other drivel...
      </body>
      </html>

      All those tags...I've seen them somewhere before...why, I'll bet it's those evil linux users...they weren't satisfied with stealing Unix, now they've gone and stolen our HTML tags!? We'll sue for millions! $699 to use our web page software! Why, I'll bet Ibm stole those same tags and uses them in their web pages...Get our scum sucking lawyers in here, they've got work to do...

    2. Re:In Accordance with Truth-in-advertising... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      ROTFLAFMO

      --
      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  44. oblig. joke by r_barchetta · · Score: 2, Funny


    I think he meant it's the new FOOL'S gold."

    -r

    --
    Just because something is free does not mean you have to take it.
    1. Re:oblig. joke by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet he dreams of being showered in that new IP gold, too.

    2. Re:oblig. joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pee gold?

    3. Re:oblig. joke by mink · · Score: 1

      Taste the Golden IP Spray" will be his "Big Hollywood Movie".

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  45. Prosco - nice abbreviation by dschl · · Score: 2, Funny
    Somehow, when I saw the first four letters in a row, the word "prostate" came to mind.

    Which is rather fitting. I imagine that Darl's putting on the rubber gloves right now for visitors to the site. Prosco - the only site on the web that offers a free rectal exam before they completely screw you over.

    --
    Slashdot - the place where you can look like a genius by restating the obvious
    1. Re:Prosco - nice abbreviation by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      I wondered maybe if it was a shortened version of 'PROctoSCOpe'.

      "I keep looking deeper, but all I see is shit."

  46. Pro-SCO? by drigz · · Score: 1

    The name suggests that it will do little to fill the void in objective reporting...

  47. Pot, kettle, black. by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He has huge stones, I'll give him that.

    McBride saying that the FOSS community are trying to take away his precious IP is ... I just tried to think of an analogue and I couldn't.

    • Kerry calling Bush indecisive?
    • Bush calling Kerry a war hawk?
    • Bill Gates calling Groklaw's Pamela Jones greedy?

    What hulking brass ones! How does he walk?

    --
    sigs, as if you care.
    1. Re:Pot, kettle, black. by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Huge stones, maybe. I don't know. But he seems to lack something in the upper department. Can't put my finger on it.

      --
      I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
  48. The problem is... by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    The problem is that you just have to put the "pro-sco" meme out there, and it will lodge in some PHB brain, and force the underlings to repeat it in meetings.. and so the meme grows. Its sort of like the "any press is good press" idea. With the Microsoftie meme closely allied against the Open-Source meme, many offices will follow the sco thought... a shame, but true.

    --
    meh
  49. Now where did I put that bandana? by kinrowan · · Score: 1

    It's got to be here somewhere....

  50. Same old FUD by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

    Same old FUD from SCO.

    Move along, nothing to see here.

  51. wild west by Tenebrous · · Score: 1

    comparing the software industry to the 'wild west'

    "You poor excuse for a Cowboy, get your gun out and get to work."

    - D. Holiday

    1. re: wild west by v1 · · Score: 1

      > they must protect their intellectual property or risk being
      > 'sacked by open source-touting bandits

      By "protect" we are to assume they mean "pay protection money to us, the SCO" ?

      --
      I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
  52. Ball of confusion by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Darl has it bass-ackwards - SCO is the bandit here... Maybe he's trying to position himself to run for POTUS (President Of The USa). He'd certainly fit in this year. 8^(

  53. The funniest thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the fact that he really believes what he's saying. Big picture:
    1. torvalds initiates a movement towards a UNIX based desktop OS.
    2. communities of people (from multiple origins and reasons) download it, and expand the functionality to meet their needs.
    3. universities it to teach computer science due to its open ended nature
    4. A douche bag from utah sitting on ancient code claims that EVERYONE owes him something, and we're all 'bandits' of the 'hurricane linux'.

    Shit I better go out and copywright enlightenment, and ask all the developers to give me money since I once contributed to their product.

    If this situation happened with physical property, Darl would be seens as a schizophrenic.

  54. Correction by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    I actually corrected a typo in the article before submitting this story but the original was more amusing. It warned of "open souce" toting bandits. Conjurs up an image of a robber hauling around a public drunk.

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    ~~~~~~~
    "You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
  55. Oh, it's a big river. by mcc · · Score: 1

    There's enough potential victims to go around.

  56. Question remains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'

    As is so often the case, the question here is "how is this issue any more relevant to Open Source than it is to proprietary software?"

    Is there any reason to believe that open source developers (who have every reason to believe that they would be caught) would be more likely than closed-source developers (who have a much smaller chance of getting caught) to "steal" someone else's IP?

    Damn those evil open source developers! Always stealing my IP, and me with no way to tell, or prove it. You know, unless I look at the code or something. Damn them! And God bless the closed source developers, who don't show me their code, but whom I trust implicitly anyway.

  57. Do they have enough money to put up a site? by GomezAdams · · Score: 1

    Have to run netcraft server search on it when comes up to see if it's hosted on a Winders box using IIS and hidden in a Redmond bunker site.

    --
    Too lazy to create a sig...
  58. Prosco?!? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Does that rhyme with Bosco?

  59. Darl's tendency for self-destructive commentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what Darl needs, another opportunity to exchange fire with the open source community. This is absolute proof Groklaw is working; SCO will try just about anything to reduce PJ's dominance of the SCO vs. IBM information market.

    Other than Darl's resume, I wonder what SCO intends to post that could not have been done on their own website as press release. My guess is they plan on lots of misleading self-created rumors that appear to be presented by anonymous posters.

  60. Domain expires in one year... by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess they figured that it'd be a waste of money springing for a two-year registration. It's not like there'll be anybody there left to renew the domain next October after they've been left as a smouldering caldera...

    --
    Consultancy: If you're not part of the solution, there's money to be made in prolonging the problem
    1. Re:Domain expires in one year... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      Well of course. After legal fees SCO has to decide very carefully whether to spend that $8.95 for a second year. ;=)

      Besides, except for the few curious ppl who won't believe anything at prosco.com and SCO employees how many visitors is it really likely to get? They probably figure that $8.95 is better spent elsewhere with budgets as tight as the must be.

  61. How humiliating by ikekrull · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Darl has run this once innovative and successful company so far into the ground that they see 'the competition' as PJ/Groklaw.

    So now it's not about IBM, it's not about UNIX, it's not about Linux, it's not about 'Intellectual Property'.

    Now it's about a lone ex-paralegal who had the balls (and i mean that in the nicest way possible) to tell it like it is.

    We can't have that, can we Darl? God forbid anyone actually accept a version of events that corresponds with legal and technical realities instead of simply believing whatever stupid lies you cooked up after another hard night on the Canopy crackpipe.

    Whats next, are you going to come up with an alternate justice system because no court in the US will accept SCO's ridiculous legal 'arguments' either?

    People *hate* what you and your company are doing, Mr. McBride.

    It is wrong, and no amount of P.R. spin will change that. Shame on you.

    --
    I gots ta ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
  62. SCOX going nowhere by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    SCO stock has been wandering around $3.50 since midsummer. Hasn't been above $4 since mid-August. Hasn't fallen below $3 yet, although it did make it down to $3.18 once.

    Nobody really cares about SCOX any more.

    Nobody is going to buy SCO as an ongoing business because IBM has huge counterclaims against them. Remember, IBM is sueing SCO for stealing IBM code. IBM released IBM code into Linux under the GPL. Then SCO resold it, but refused to accept their obligations under the GPL. So IBM revoked SCO's implied license under the GPL, which the GPL allows, and is sueing them for major copyright violations. And IBM can show (and has shown) exact copying of megabytes of IBM code by SCO.

    We're getting close to the day when some of IBM's summary judgement motions get decided. If IBM wins any of those, SCO is in deep trouble. At that point, no spin control will help SCO.

    1. Re:SCOX going nowhere by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 1

      My guess is some investors have put small bets on SCOX and continue to do so despite knowing that SCO's story is bull. Investors slap some money down on SCOX knowing it's a long shot to demand $3billion from IBM and be anointed the sole legal owner of Linux but they also see a cheap stock with 90:1 odds that can pay off 90:1.

    2. Re:SCOX going nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speaking of SCO stock...I am damn glad I shorted it at $12.73...

      My broker keeps telling me it's time to sell. I keep telling him $1.50, just wait for it...

    3. Re:SCOX going nowhere by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      My broker keeps telling me it's time to sell.

      Don't you mean cover?

  63. Custer's last stand... by 955301 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as we're comparing to American western history, let's take a more comparable example: General Custer.

    1. Rumor has it the guy was a lunatic by the time he decided to attack the natives. Check.
    2. He and his little army set out to battle against an opponent with a larger head-count. Check.
    3. The natives didn't have a choice: Custer was pretty much set on attacking them no matter what they did. Check.
    4. The natives were fighting for existence. Custer for glory. Check.
    5. The end result was the glorifying of Custer and a signature point in the demise of the Native American population. Let's hope squashing SCO doesn't backfire into some sort of us against them attitude with big business.

    --
    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
    1. Re:Custer's last stand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      5. The end result was the glorifying of Custer and a signature point in the demise of the Native American population. Let's hope squashing SCO doesn't backfire into some sort of us against them attitude with big business.

      Now, really, how is that possible. IBM is the one who is bringing around the demise of SCO. IBM IS big business. IBM Squashing SCO will be one up for big business (as well as the good guys). IBM just happens to be on the side of a lot of open source people, so that makes 'em happy too. The only people who won't be happy are people who don't like IBM (Microsoft, Sun?).

      But then I don't think Microsoft or Sun will ever like IBM. In the view of the public I suppose they could paint it as the little david against the goliath, but I'm afraid in this case david has a severe case of Lying Till He's Blue in the Face, so no one is really rooting for him anyway.

    2. Re:Custer's last stand... by 955301 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anything is possible, just give it a little time. At several occassions in American history, both the French and Spaniards sided with the natives.

      I guess that's why I made the analogy. Although the natives won the battle, they lost the war because ultimately the rest of the Western world favored doing business with the immigrants and not the natives. Community ownership of property lost out to artificial corporate claims to property.

      Businesses like doing business with other businesses who claim to own the rights to something, not free-lance developers who share the rights.

      --
      You are checking your backups, aren't you?
    3. Re:Custer's last stand... by marsu_k · · Score: 1
      4. The natives were fighting for existence. Custer for glory. Check.
      IMHO SCO is fighting for its existence. Losing the battle though, it seems (not that I'm complaining).
    4. Re:Custer's last stand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. When the President of the US orders that you and your relatives are to be given smallpox infested blankets then you are being treated like America once treated Indians.

      2. When you and all your relatives have all your land stolen from you and you are force marched from Georgia to Oklahoma then you are being treated like America once treated Indians.

      (I was going to go on about blacks, English vs Irish, Germans vs Jews, Turks vs Armenians, but hey, you go back far enough everyone screwed everyone is a good quick summary.)

  64. Foot-shoot by k98sven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I the only one who thinks this might just be one of SCO's biggest PR gunblasts to their own foot in quite a while?

    I'm not sure if they could've given Groklaw more legitimacy if they tried.

    Who are they aiming at? Certainly they must understand that they have no chance whatsoever at building up the kind of community and following Groklaw has?

    So who, then? Journalists? Which journalist is going to quote 'pro-SCO.net' as a source? And if they do, in the future, it's hardly likely they'd do it without quoting Groklaw.. now that they're officially 'the other side'.

    (The question of who, in such an exchange, is going to come out sounding more trustworthy is left as an exercise for the reader.)

    1. Re:Foot-shoot by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > Which journalist is going to quote 'pro-SCO.net' as a source?

      There have been some journalists and rags that are partcularly clueless, or spinning themselves as experts and saying very foolish, pro-SCO things.

      Not to name names, but you'll see names named over on Groklaw.

  65. Good Analogy McBride. I like it. by Speak+Forcefully · · Score: 5, Insightful

    McBride is right about it being the Wild West, but it's more like the railroads vs the farmers and small merchants. The rail roads would come in and pull all kinds of stunts to get what they wanted and at times wipe out entire towns, usually under color of law with the sheriff working to further their interests. I've lost count the number of Kevin Costner-type movies that were made about such subjects, with the good guys coming out as something less than winners.

    McBride is merely a sheriff working for his boss (Microsoft, Sun, etc) and looking to bring some good old "law" to The West on their behalf. I have no idea what to call IBM and Novell. They'd kill us tomorrow if it suited their interests, but I guess for the moment they are the gun slinging Clint Eastwood types that have a disdain for the townsfolk, but really, really, really hate the corrupt sheriff, his henchmen and the railroad goons. I guess we should be ... sort of thankful.

    So McBride's notion about it being The Wild West is actually pretty accurate, with SCO representing the interests of the railroads and robber barons.

    Why do you think when you were getting shafted in the old days the term often used was "This was a railroad job" or "We railroaded those guys off the map" and so on... it was because the railroads had lots of power and generally screwed over the little guy.

  66. Not long now... by LiteForce · · Score: 5, Funny
    Domain Name: PROSCO.NET
    Created on: 04-OCT-04
    Expires on: 04-OCT-05
    Last Updated on: 04-OCT-04

    Obviously, SCO feels that they aren't going to be around after this date... or one would think they would at least have bothered to splash out the extra cash for a 2-year reg rather than just a 1-year reg.

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    1. Re:Not long now... by base3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously they're so certain of a quick trial in which they'll prevail that they see no need of the domain after a year. Certainly by then they'll have title to everything IBM owns, including domain names to use as they wish.

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  67. Am I the only surprised... by stmahoney · · Score: 1

    that prosco.net was still available?

  68. Indeed by mcc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Meanwhile so far Darl's public statements have done nothing but hurt him in the actual courtroom. Recent IBM filings have used public statements made by SCO against them. I imagine in the coming months prosco.net postings will show up in legal filings against SCO as well.

    That said, once this site goes up someone should start keeping a local mirror of it to make sure that if prosco says something that turns out to be embarrassing later, they can't just remove it.

  69. One word: by saintp · · Score: 1
    Astroturf.

    Okay, one more word: idiots.

    1. Re:One word: by bhima · · Score: 1

      covered by a thick layer of trolls ;)

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  70. Darl's right! it IS the wild west! by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least as far as HE is concerned. If there was ever a man who should be characterized as "all hat, no cattle", that would be Darl.

  71. From pirates to bandits. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 1

    So, I ditch the eyepatch, get a slightly more modern pistol, and move the bandana from covering my head to just covering the lower half of my face.

    Got it.

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    Raptor
    "Procrastination is great. It gives me a lot more time to do things that I'm never going to do."
  72. SCO has customers??? by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 2, Funny
    "That's what happens when you sue your own freakin' customers!"

    BWAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

    *deeep breath*

    BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    --
    Socialism: A feeling of discontent and resentment caused by a desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
  73. Pro SCO??? by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Come on... This is Oct 12th not April 1st!

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  74. You don't suppose... by Mycroft999 · · Score: 1

    I mean...naw...well, maybe...

    Is it possible that SCO actually believes what they've been peddling? Is it possible that they're so gullible that they actually believe themselves?

    They must be gullible if they think anyone will give credance to what they post on their own prosco site.

    1. Re:You don't suppose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it possible that they're so gullible that they actually believe themselves?

      Just look at the DemocRATic Party.

  75. Ummm... by wintermute740 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Isn't sco.com pro-SCO already? Need they register a new domain name to make it a point that the company is, in fact, pro-themselves? I guess they had nothing new to say, so had to do *something* to keep themselves in the news.

  76. It's a setup, folks... Don't fall for it. by thedarb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You know it's just got to be a honey pot, right? I'm guessing they are trying to bait someone into hacking the new web site in hopes of making the Open Source community look bad to the press and to the courts. Remember, they already claimed Open Source advocates attacked their main web site a while back... but now they'll spin it as us trying to censor free speach. It's a setup to try and identify our Open Source community with the evil dregs of computing, script kiddies.

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  77. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  78. Don't let them win by 3ryon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Obviously no one is going to go to prosco.com, surely not even the PHBs in SCO think that. Perhaps the purpose of this web site is just to dilute the DOSing they're constantly under by giving people more target.

    Not that I suggest DOSing under any circumstances...no matter how stupid the recipient might be.

    1. Re:Don't let them win by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure that the IBM lawyers will spend many a happy hour reading whatever appears.

    2. Re:Don't let them win by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually prosco.com has a cybersquatter on it now. That didn't take long.

    3. Re:Don't let them win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that they'll post something so ludicrous, ridiculous and umbelievable that someone here will say 'You gotta fucking see this garbage', with a link to the site, and the site will be slashdotted to the max, cause we all like to gawk at the major crash site that is SCO PR.

    4. Re:Don't let them win by dacarr · · Score: 1

      There's been a cybersquatter there since 15Jul2001, acording to whois.

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    5. Re:Don't let them win by mpieters · · Score: 1

      That didn't take long

      What, you mean they took a timemachine to register it over 3 years ago? Or d'ya think that Korean squatter got a tip from a tarrot card reader on the domain? The domain prosco.com was registered in July 2001 after all..

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      "The truth shall make ye fret" -- The Truth, Terry Pratchett
  79. Come on, guys, they ain't so bad by happyemoticon · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is a company with good intentions. Remember, fellas: they developed the original Unix from scratch with punch cards and tweezers and jumpers and things.

    Now they're being picked on by all these dangerous firms on the edge of legality like "International Business Machines" (clearly a front for the communist and/or nazi party) and an irregular army of anarchist hacker geniuses.

    I mean, seriously, if SCO doesn't turn this thing around, what WILL happen to Unix?

    1. Re:Come on, guys, they ain't so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO is a company with good intentions. Remember, fellas: they developed the original Unix from scratch with punch cards and tweezers and jumpers and things.

      Sounds like SBC! Remember, they pounded in all the telephone poles, strung the wires, built the Central Offices, and designed the switching networks.

      Oh wait, they're just another shell corporation that bought up a bunch of stuff and is now claiming they created all of it.

      Oh wait again... they both bought stuff that was once part of AT&T.

      Funny how some of the biggest evil-doers in today's world are based around old AT&T assets or intellectual property.

  80. Not trying to be a troll..... by ZZeta · · Score: 1
    I'm not trying to be a troll, but I actually like the idea of having a prosco site around here.

    After all, they won't be the first to release a news portal defending their brand (see Microsft, above all), and it really can't hurt to have a little more on the other side of the story.

    Well, I mean, maybe some of you slashdotters go around and read your news in several different forumbs, but I myself just stick to slashdot, Groklaw, and a few other completely Anti-SCO sites.

    Sure, I can read the press releases when reported on their site, but the in depth coverage of the SCO trial, well, I follow it through Groklaw.

    So, having a little more light on what Darl is saying, directly from his website, well, it really doesn't hurt anyone. At least it shouldn't, if we are so right and he is so wrong, and everything he says can be so quickly dismissed.

    I'm confident hi's a dick, but I'd like a little more argument than the "I read it on an Anti-SCO site". I'd like to say: "I read his site and it's clear what a liar he is."

    1. Re:Not trying to be a troll..... by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      Well, for all the times SCO has claimed Groklaw is just doing a hatchet job on them, I would like to hear those comments explained.

      Groklaw always presents the actual transcripts of courtroom discussions and I am careful to read the source documents before looking at anyone's interpretations of events. The commentary on Groklaw tends to closely match the substance of what was said and (unless there is some conspiracy to create counterfeit documents) there is a conspicuous lack of rebuttal from the other side.

      IANAL, but SCO should speak up if they legitimately think they are being wronged.

      M

  81. I protest... by dfn5 · · Score: 1
    sacked by open source-touting bandits

    I am not a bandit. I prefer swashbuckling buckaneer thank you.

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  82. "Their" side of the story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can that be? Groklaw is very upfront and always posts all court documents...

    I always thought that, when the Judge rules, there's only the Judge's side. :-)

  83. only fair coverage, eh? by trick-knee · · Score: 1

    > SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage

    I suppose they can't really hope for "good" coverage.

  84. Prosecute Sco ... by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1

    Prosecute Sco ... Honestly, it's the fist thing that popped into my mind when I read "prosco.net". ;)

  85. Respect My Authorita! by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or at least I think it would be fun to have a field day with this:

    Darl: I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

    ---

    Linus: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Darl.
    Darl: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
    RMS: That's cool.
    Darl: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

    ---

    Darl: Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?

    ---

    Darl: Now stop wasting Bill Gates' time, you little pussy prick.
    Linus: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
    Darl: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
    RMS: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
    Darl: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
    RMS: Bring it on then, bitch!
    Darl I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.

    ----

    IBM Executive: How would you like to go meet with our litigation counselor?
    Darl: How would you like to suck my balls?
    IBM Executive: What did you just say?!
    Darl: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls?"

    ----

    Linus: The note (from Carly Fiorina) says to meet her at Stark's Pond after meeting.
    Linus: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
    Darl: Or slip a little tongue.
    RMS: [mumbles] Or slide a finger up her pussy.
    Linus: I didn't know she had a cat.

    ---

    Darl: That judge rulling has warped my fragile little mind.

    ---

    Darl: I hate linux hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!

    Darl: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

    ---

    Darl: Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. RMS's family's on welafare and they're happy, isn't that right, RMS?
    RMS: Fuck you.

    ---

    Darl: Linus, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

    ---

    RMS: Does anybody know anything about corporations?
    Darl: I think my mom is a corporation.
    Linus (sarcastically): Yeah, that makes sense.

    aah, it's just an excuse :)

  86. Gimme a F'in break by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1
    Darl, GO AWAY! Just tuck your tail between your legs and GO AWAY!

    I feel like Darl is the kid in grammar school who always got beat up in dodge ball but kept coming back for more because he thought the other kids thought he was cool.

    Darl... GO AWAY!!!!

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  87. Exactly what we need ... by vigyanik · · Score: 1

    A fox news for open source

  88. Re:I've only one word to say by the_denman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey lets ask Al Gore, after all he is the one who invented it!

  89. It's a Red Herring! by kuwan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't you see, this is SCO's next step in their vexatious litigation strategy. They're going to launch their Pro-SCO site and open up the forums. Then when the masses of FOSS supporters flock to the forums to debunk all of SCO's claims, SCO will be secretly recording their IP addresses, personal information, etc.

    Then they'll take their newly acquired information and track you down so they can sue you! Then they'll be rich Rich RICH!

    MWAHAHA MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    1. Re:It's a Red Herring! by the_archivist · · Score: 1, Interesting

      WE just mirror the site on a blog with comments.
      1. they will not know the hit count
      2. we get to comment truthfully

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    2. Re:It's a Red Herring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (Score:5, Insightful)

      Moderators on crack (..again..), film at 11. 'Funny', absolutely; 'insightful'?.. Someone needs a humor transplant.

  90. Yeeehaaawww!!! by jaxon6 · · Score: 1

    Come on boys, lets sack us some code. Come on, don't screw around with those header files, go for the guts! I want sys.c, user.c, sched.c... what, io.sys, how'd that get there? I want it all!! Are we or are we not open-source bandits? Let's act like it then. Come on boys!!!

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    Do you see the sig? Do you have it in your sights? Why yes, Miss Moneypenny...
  91. The Bandits respond. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

    I'm happy to say, we've never been in the sack with SCO.

  92. ProSco....a troll's paradise by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you imagine the (well-deserved) trolling this will generate if they have a comment forum? Any chance of reasoned pro vs anti discussion will be drowned hot grits.

    If any real arguments on either side manges to get through, I'm going to guess the pro/anti sco ratio will be like 1 pro to 100 anti.

  93. So how much is he getting paid by little+alfalfa · · Score: 1

    How much is Microsoft paying him to do all this? Seriously, how can someone who is obviously educated and had the capacity to read and understand all the points about open source software make the decision to be so avidly against it? He must be getting paid off by Microsoft.

  94. PROSCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about time we had a PROsecute SCO site!

  95. There's Truth in Them Thar Hills by Simon+G+Best · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is, perhaps, a bit of irony in Darl McBride's choice of gold-rush metaphor. He seems obsessed with IP, and even states that "The new gold is IP". What he doesn't seem to understand is the old saying about how the only people who get rich in a gold rush are the ones selling the pick-axes and shovels to the dollar-sign-eyed prospectors.

    It's clear from The SCO Group's lawsuits and 'SCOsource' licensing efforts that they are not in the mining equipment business in their gold rush. Indeed, they have invested heavily in trying to mine IBM, and others, through the courts and by their threats of litigation. How appropriate it is that they are based in the Rocky Mountains!

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  96. So what you are saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Darl is going to go dress in chaps and attack native americans for speaking english, and because sco speaks english they hold the IP
    2. He's going to go onto large reservations with only a few people and tell them they need to pay him money to continue speaking english
    3. The people are going to get in their pickup trucks and run over this stupid honkey
    4. End of story.

  97. What kind of mind control is Darl under? by francisew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if he's also waiting for aliens hiding behind a comet to come and rescue his business from all the 'open source bandits' who want to rob real developers everywhere of their work.

    Has he not yet realized that open source doesn't mean that developers can't be paid. Does he not realize that there is a commercially viable business model for open source and free software? Doesn't he know that open source doesn't mean free?

    Darl, wake up: you are crusading against something that will only end up helping people!

    I bet that the '12 million developers worldwide' would prefer to see SCO invest their litigation costs in actual software development.

    That kind of money (multibillion dollar lawsuit ) could produce a valuable open source software package. heh. With the right business model, they might even be able to turn a profit without suing the pants off everyone they can point a stick at. more heh.

    If "the new gold is IP," why is it costing SCO so much to have enforced? It's alchemy they are after, not mining. Unfortunately for them, lead doesn't become gold without great expense.

    1. Re:What kind of mind control is Darl under? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Darl, wake up: you are crusading against something that will only end up helping people!

      He's crusading against something that hurts the SCO and Canopy executives' stock options and bonuses, and that's what he's all concerned with. He couldn't care less about "helping people" in general, he's not responsible (or responsive) to them at all.

  98. SCO's next patent: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. A method to be flamed.
    2. A method to be dissected.
    3. A method to be dismissed.

    Groklaw must pay license fees!!!

  99. They hijacked my domain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run Professional's Consulanting and I think I'll sue them for my domain.

    Well maybe but still maybe someone out there has a similar name to sue them anyways.

  100. Re:New gold ... is greed by symbolic · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Of course, greed is nothing new, but "IP" is just a way for companies to milk something that isn't really there. To be fair, I do believe there is some innovative effort that deserves protection, but the key word here is "innovative". Amazon's "one-click" patent, for example, is in NO WAY innovative. Most of the patent applications coming from the software industry aren't innovative, they're just attempts to steal empowerment from the public at large.

    I was thinking about this the other day - software is the only industry I know where an individual or company has the right to own common methods. What if, for example, I went to the hardware store to buy some lumber, nails, and a hammer so that I could build something that would add value to my life? What if I also had to consult a patent attorney before doing so, fearing that the method I use to construct this item might be covered by someone's patent? The idea is ludicrous, but this is the very situation that we now face in the software industry. Every time a developer puts an idea into code, there is a very real possibility that a patent violation is in the works - not intentional, not maliscious, but by mere virtue of the fact that the developer has the ability to empower both him/herself and others by what they produce. Any alleged infractions exist only because someone also had the same idea, and was greedy enough to claim ownership.

    Let's face it - this isn't about IP. It's about greed, lockout, and theft of empowerment.

  101. IBM's rule during WWII by bstadil · · Score: 0, Troll
    International Business Machines" (clearly a front for the communist and/or nazi party)

    Unfortunately the latter assertion was close to true, during WWII. See TheRegister or just google. Lot's of stuff out there

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    1. Re:IBM's rule during WWII by psetzer · · Score: 1

      They also, interestingly enough, made M1 carbines for the US war effort in WWII. I guess the new conventional wisdom should be that nobody ever got shot for buying IBM.

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  102. ALT= by PHanT0 · · Score: 1

    Now this is the equivalent to MotleyFool.

  103. So sad by samberdoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that the company that brought the first successful UNIX port to the pc, the ATT B1 doesn't count, to have fallen so low. They should be supporting open source and competing with Red Hat and other commercial suppliers by adding value to the operating system rather than trying to get their revenue from the court. Maybe they've been turned to the dark side by Emperor Bill.

  104. this should be fun... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Funny

    When the site launches, and some wag *looks in mirror* finds a reason to submit a story about it every day for the first few months, one of 2 things will happen.
    Their servers will keep running at a nice, cool, 40 degrees c, and we'll all find out that they're running THEIR operating system, yeah, the one which everyone else has and THEY want to keep for themselves, or something, because they claim that it's theirs, although everyone else has it.
    Or they'll be running windows..

    Nice choice, effectively hang a sign around their necks saying "we're hypocrites" or have their site go down and get ridiculed on /. for using M$ based stuff...

    Oh the dilemma, my heart bleeds for them...

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  105. No need by bstadil · · Score: 1

    It will run on their own POS (Not Point of Purchase) so it will most likely be down regardless of /.

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  106. Hey, at least it's honest by lilmouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on - "prosco.net"? At least they're not doing something like "fairandbalancedonsco.net"...

    It should be fun to see what positive spins they can put on their case, and I'm sure the fellow over at GrokLaw will have a ball with what they post!

    Sure it's propoganda, but it's way to late to do them any good.

    --LWM

  107. Appalled by the ethics of SCO... by neurocutie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Darl McBride gave a speech comparing the software industry to the 'wild west' and warning companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'

    Nevermind the legalese and who can "win" lawsuits...

    I was reading a recent review of SCO's Unixware. The review seemed fair, objective and Unixware didn't come out too badly, BUT it was amply clear that the MAJOR reason that Unixware is still a product that one wouldn't be totally crazy to deploy, the MAJOR reason that Unixware could be viewed as even somewhat competitive is OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE, the OSS packages such as Samba, Apache, Open-SSH, etc that SCO "grabbed" from OSS to make Unixware a credible product.

    So here we have SCO borrowing HEAVILY from OSS, not paying a dime for key, strategic software that form the basis for whether Unixware is even slightly competitive on the market, and yet SCO is crying that OSS is 1) bad for the industry, 2) is stealing their oldy-moldy SysV code. I just find that APPALLING. Those guys have no shame, really. They should be GIVING BACK to OSS something for all the software they have taken into their own products, rather than trying to claim IP rights to this SysV, invalid as their claims are. This "all TAKE, no GIVE" approach of theirs to the community is the ultimate in despicable behavior.

  108. Erecting? by Hinhule · · Score: 0

    McBride said that his company would soon be erecting a Web site to set out SCO's side of the story.

    I knew SCO was a dirty company, but this takes it to whole new levels som smut!

  109. Go ahead, make my day by lildogie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO could get in trouble with the SEC if they misrepresent their standing in court on their website.

    Besides which, the judges are noticing SCO's public statements, and if SCO contracticts what they're telling the judge, or what the judge is telling them, they could annoy the judge.

  110. ProSco.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ProSco.com... Is that short for ProctoScope? After all, SCO thinks they need to look EVERYWHERE to find their alleged IP.

  111. Another speech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There should be a speech soon that:

    compares the software industry to the 'wild west' and warning individuals that they must quit writing code or risk being 'sacked by proprietary robber barons claiming IP infringement but never offering any proof.'"

  112. So who's running the site? by TilJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Behind every corporate website is a SysAdmin.

    I'd like to hear their story -- are they just doing it for the buck? Do they believe what their web site is promoting?

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    "The purpose of argument is to change the nature of truth." -- Bene Gesserit Precept
    1. Re:So who's running the site? by erikharrison · · Score: 1

      Are they outsourced webdesign and support company who doesn't know one way or another?

      I work for a smallish web technology company. We have been approached for similar contracts in the past. Having talked recently with the other programmers and the sys admin, I was the only one to know of the SCO contraversy.

      SCO is really not a huge fuck off company (though they like to pretend). I imagine that they at least have to higher designers and marketers (at least back when they were selling products), if not a complete outside developement company. We only charge 40 bucks an hour, and we'll do hosting. We could easily setup a weblog with comments and a snazzy SCO logo in a couple of hours.

      On the other hand, one of the advantages of working for a company this size - if I'd told my boss that these guys were evil, we'd have punted them to the curb.

    2. Re:So who's running the site? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Would it be right for a SysAdmin to act as a censor? I mean SCO is a pain but there are far more evil things out on the web than SCO.
      I mean I have seen people here on Slashdot get bent over blocking kiddy porn sites. Would it be right for a SysAdmin or even a hacker to take down someone elses site just because we feel it is a lie.

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  113. "Fair" Coverage-Where' the Fair? by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Which "Fair" are they talking about? State Fair? County Fair? Or more like a "Carnival" sideshow? So Daryl, no comments from us allowed is it? How long do you think that site has 'til it's Hacked,Cracked and Pwned; you may get some of our "commentary" whether you like it or not. But for the time being, let's see how much Rope To Hang Yourself you can acquire with your FUD site.

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  114. ProSco??? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Should be so-so...

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  115. Re:WTF?? New Church of Self-Proctology? by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa! I see my surname in ohyesyesgimmesco.cmo, heheh... "syes".

    That's weird, because back in 1985, as a radioman with the sub-specialty of teletype repairmain, I was testing a teletype after after reassembling it. I had to also to a "Red" patch panel and the "Black" patch panel line tests.

    As I yanked out and reinserted the short patch cord between the receive and the coupler, the RYSGRYSGRYSG (the "RYSG" test) from the signal generator spat out "SYES" midstream.

    Shit! I was scared. I was wondering if this ship (the John A. Moore (FFG-19)) was haunted. It was eery. "SYES" was not part of the signal generator program, nor was anyone locally or remotely using any teletype terminals.

    Anyway, that was a digressive-intro...

    I thought I ALSO "prosco" was one letter off from sco's true calling: "Self-Protology." Maybe darl and company can open up their own "Church of Self-Proctology" and preach ALL the fake shit they want. Hell, they can even incorporate as a church (heheh, of the poisoned/mined (or, okay, "mind")) and get organized religion tax write-offs.

    Alternatively, my mind thought, Pro TCO (Total Cost of Ownership)... reasons to avoid the sco (sinister, conniving, and orgasmic) licensing scheme co-opting (program)).

    I guess sco gets the 'scoop'. Now, if only they use that scoop to dig around in their upper and lower colons and their 5 sphyncters and find out what DNA switching set them back, ummm aback.

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  116. SCO stock prices by k3v0 · · Score: 1

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=6m/ 6 month graph
    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=1d/ 1 day graph, with spike this afternoon

    1. Re:SCO stock prices by k3v0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      sorry for the bad links
      One day
      6 months

  117. What the...?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "that they must protect their
    > intellectual property"

    Gee, I thought we *were* doing just that already? Thats why SCO is having such problems in court to begin with! Well, I don't want to down play IBM's legal teams' role, but when you don't have a case you can look at it up one side and down the other, wave your hands, jump up and down, and at the end of it all you still don't have a case.

    Of course SCO can say what they want on their site because public opinion does not count when it comes to the law and in this case, reality itself. Its just another stock price pump, which makes me wonder if McBride and co. is buying and selling on all the fluxuation of the stock price seeing that they pretty much control the ebb and tide of those little news bytes and the have to know the outcome in court before the public knows what happened that day. It would be interesting to see if they are buying and selling that way, as IBM could have a real field day in court with that little fact in their back pocket.

  118. prosco.net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    prosecution + costco = prosco?

    Wholesale prosecution for everyone!

  119. MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's not funny.

    MSN can't post links to Groklaw. SCO's anti-Linux FUD that M$ bought is failing. M$ needs a way to spin these latest developments and send up more FUD signals.

    First SCO puts up a site to blow smoke up our collective asses. We don't bite, but we're not the target audience.

    Next M$ has MSN announce "news" stories along with links to case analysis on SCO new sites. Again, the few of us who actually visit MSN to see the FUD shake our heads and laugh at the unbelievable remarks. Unfortunately the ignorant masses buy into it and repeat it as truthful objective news.

    M$ ends up with much more FUD bang for their buck while SCO prepares to spin their bankruptcy in a way that squarely places blame on FOSS. FOSS killed SCO, you're next!

    Hey, maybe SCO can charge MSN freelance fees for doing stories for them! That'll help resupply SCO's dwindling war chest!

    1. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'

      I still like that best
      Lynch mob to assemble outside Darryl's office at 8:00 am (yeah I know it's early but that's when he's at work). Bring burlap bags full of bound printed matter (must be open source to be used) to bludgeon him with. I'll provide the empty bag to actually literally sack him with.
      -nB

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    2. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by |/|/||| · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Just a thought...

      Most members of the "ignorant masses" probably have a friend or relative that is a Slashdot reader. Not only that, but when it comes to technology issues they'll probably value the slashdotter's opinions, 'cause "you understand this computer stuff."

      Perhaps we need to start making a concerted effort to inform the uninformed about technology issues? Next time you're talking to the technologically clueless you might bring up the subject of DRM/SCO/OSS/IP/etc. No, I'm not suggesting that we try to make people understand the issues, because they're obviously not that interested. People are willing to carry around opinions that come from reliable sources, though. Who will your relatives believe - you, or MSN?

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    3. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I tried to hit the site:

      /DRM/SCO/OSS/IP/etc

      but it said "The page cannot be found".

    4. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Why, MSN of course. Because I'm just one of those weird lie-nucks people, and Microsoft is the best company in the world.

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    5. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perhaps we need to start making a concerted effort to inform the uninformed about technology issues? Next time you're talking to the technologically clueless you might bring up the subject of DRM/SCO/OSS/IP/etc.

      I've been doing this for quite some time with great success, as evidenced by not being invited to parties anymore, friends not answering the phone when I call, and the court ordering me not to approach the postman. I miss the days when telemarketers would call.

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    6. Re:MSN NEWS REPORTS SCO IS WINNING THEIR IP CASES! by sootman · · Score: 1

      I think it's actually possible that even people who aren't bright enough to change IE's homepage and read MSN's news might have the thought that "Hey, maybe this prosco.com site isn't entirely impartial."

      Besides, two of the top stories on MSN right now are "Save money with a soda bottle fizzy pump?" and "Icy tanning mat invention." (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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  120. Does anyone even care about SCO anymore? by yeremein · · Score: 1

    I was just commenting the other day about how SCO hasn't been in the news much lately. After all, yesterday's interview with Linus Torvalds didn't even mention SCO. That would have been unheard of a year ago.

    Just when I thought SCO had finally slinked into irrelevance, Darl's spouting off to the press again. Maybe it's attempted damage control against upcoming summary judgments with IBM.

    1. Re:Does anyone even care about SCO anymore? by dacarr · · Score: 1
      o/~ Does anybody really care... o/~

      Thusly the site, I suppose. People are starting to more or less be uninterested in them, unless they're trading the stocks for small gains.

      The stock price has been gradually dwindling down, and I've noticed that previously they'd say something (with an additional "OBTW, Linux Sucks!" included in the press release), the stock price would get a nudge. That being said, a press release yesterday seems to be slightly related to an end-of-day rally yesterday which caused their stock to hit $3.64 at end of day yesterday, yet is still moot because it's right back to a few pennies above where it opened yesterday. Click here to see the five-day chart on Y! finance, click around to explore.

      And yes, there was indeed an EOD rally today, how'd you know? =^_^=

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  121. Time to hone up on those cracking skills... by non+carborundum · · Score: 1

    I bet there's so many people trying to
    take this site down that they wind up
    interfering with each other.

    I know that cooler heads here will caution
    against any sort of illegal activity that
    will give SCO further ammunition, but
    frankly, I don't think it will matter much,
    since they so obviously manufacture their facts out of thin air anyways.

    Besides, the results might be hilarious if
    the right person or persons (or dozens of
    groups of persons) manage to 0wn the proscum
    site. They could have competitions for the
    funniest and most clever defacement.

    If I were the fool responsibel for maintaining this site I would have a live person viewing
    the site (with constant screen refreshes) 24/7.

  122. If this is the wild west by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO must be the band of train robbers.

    1. Re:If this is the wild west by waferhead · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shep?

  123. We apologize... by dj245 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Darl McBride gave a speech comparing the software industry to the 'wild west' and warning companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

    The speechwriter of Darl McBride has been sacked. Anyone offering further commentary on the person who sacked the person who was supposedly sacked, will be sacked. This thread will now continue in a completely different manner and at great expense.

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    1. Re:We apologize... by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mynd you, McBride søund bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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  124. Anagram It by grunt107 · · Score: 1

    prosco = scoopr (as in pooper).

  125. Awwww. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's send McBride a bucket of cheese. Goes well with all that whine.

    Should we offer some violin music as well?

  126. Who's are the bandits? by bourne_id · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I'm sure that many companies are innocent of the following.

    Which is the more likely scenario: That open source will steal and conceal proprietary code within OSS. Or, conversely, that proprietary software companies might "lift" open source code and insert it within closed sourced programs? Care to speculate on how many companies have abused software published under BSD licenses?

    JMD

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    When all else fails, feel free to panic.
    1. Re:Who's are the bandits? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Care to speculate on how many companies have abused software published under BSD licenses?

      Abuse? How can it be abuse to use the software in a manner that the license explicitly allows?

  127. From all the SCO websites... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the Polish one the most. :-)

  128. Re:It's a setup, folks... Don't fall for it. by finkployd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What do you mean don't fall for it? They can fake a DDOS attack or a hacked site without anyone actually even trying. Heck, they probably have the "linux rulz, sco sucks!!" hacked page already done up and ready to post when they need a stock boost.

    Finkployd

  129. buckaroo bonzai by splatterboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perfect Tommy: Look at all these members... Reno: Look at these names! Darl Yaya, Darl Many-Darls,Darl Bigbute... it's a joke!

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  130. in related news by sjalex · · Score: 3, Funny
    someone registered prosco.org today under the name moe sizlak of 123 fake st, springfield, ak.

    hope they do something fun with it.

    1. Re:in related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, someone also registered prosco.info and set it up at FreeDNS. So if you want your very own subdomain(s) just create an account (free) and make whatever.you.want.prosco.info which can be pointed to an IP like normal DNS or forwarded to a web site.

      Nice service.

  131. Bandits?!!? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Well i'd rather be a "bandit" than an evil banker.

    Really, this namecalling won't get us anywhere. Personally I believe SCO is just another dinosaur headed to extinction - just like the RIAA,MPAA, etc.

    I mean, come on. They had their chance. Some guy decided to make his own version of minix, and it rocked. Maybe it's that they're jealous? :p

  132. and some more by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Darl: God has told me how to make 10 million dollars!
    Linus:how?
    Darl: Boy band.
    Linus: Boy band?
    Darl: Boy band.
    Linus: I'm not being part of any faggy boy band.
    Darl: Theres nothing faggy about 10 million dollars, asshole.

    Darl: Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?
    ---

    Darl: Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!

    ---

    Darl: French people piss me off.

    ---

    Linus: Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?
    Darl: No, not when money's involved, stupid.

    ---

    Darl: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.

    ok, enough

  133. I always smoke astro-turf brand grass anyway by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    so it won't make any difference to me how much fake support SCO try to drum up.

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  134. Steps To Protecting IP by Goo.cc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "warning companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

    That's right, companies should protect their "IP". And how do we do that? Let's review:

    1. Ensure you actually own your "IP"and that you can actually prove it.
    2. Be sure that you can prove that the other party is infringing on your "IP".
    3. Prevent your CEO from making stupid, unprovable statements to the public.
    4. Be honest with your investors about your chances of winning a protracted lawsuit.
    5. If you end up litigating multiple cases at the same time, be sure that you are consistant in your statements.
    6. Hire good lawyers.
  135. If he thinks Groklaw is bad... by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    he should see the beating SCOX takes everyday on the Yahoo SCOX message board:

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  136. I'll take the bullet by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll valiantly sacrifice myself at the feet of Godwin's Law:

    Darl McBride is comparable to Hitler.

    There, it had to be said. I know I lose the debate, but it was worth it.

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    1. Re:I'll take the bullet by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. Hitler was at least charismatic; people actually believed him when he made the Jews into terrorists. And he had that cute little mustache.

      Darl is more like Mussolini.

    2. Re:I'll take the bullet by dacarr · · Score: 1
      Doesn't count. You invoked with the apparent intent to end the argument.

      Next!

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  137. Finally! by theghost · · Score: 1

    Finally we have a fair and unbiased source of information about the evils of Linux and Open Source! It's about time someone stood up to those commie-loving baby-eaters! It's about time a neutral and disinterested third party got involved to counteract all the LIES being spewed by those satan-worshipping child-molesters!

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  138. pr - os co. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    n/t

  139. Prosco? Fair? by atlantis191 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can it be "fair" if the website address already shows that its leaning to one side?

    What a bunch of idiots.

    1. Re:Prosco? Fair? by marika · · Score: 0

      It's indeed a strange way to define fair.

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  140. (mod these up!) Re:From all the SCO websites... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, the Czech SCO Website is pretty nice (Spoleenské Centrum Onanování means "Social Center for Onanism").

  141. Just buy a mac :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why linux has some drawbacks. If you buy a Mac you are protected by copyrights and patents.

    Just buy a mac :-)

  142. NO reader input on ProSCO.com... by javaxman · · Score: 1
    what makes you think they'll actually allow user input? I think they learned something from Real's "Freedom of Music Choice" propaganda^H^H website.

    From TFA :
    There are, however, no plans to allow readers to discuss the documents on the Web site. "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said.

    DUH!!! Because nobody in their right mind would defend SCO's actions without being a M$ shill!!!

    Hi-larious. Pathetic. Everything we've come to expect from SCO...

    Too bad they won't have a user feedback section, though, that would be hilarious for a whole 2 minutes...

    Hey, I wonder what OS they'll be running the prosco.org webserver on ?!?

  143. Sorry Darl by nanojath · · Score: 1

    The gold in this economy is, as it was, shareholder value, not IP.

    Courtesy of our gracious hosts - the SCO one year stock profile. Oooh. Aaaah.

    http://ir.sco.com/stock.cfm

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  144. Finally, a profitable business model! by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is going to bring in some real revenue for them. All they have to do is put some banner ads on the site, maybe some Google AdSense boxes... since everyone's going to be constantly visiting prosco.com to see what absurd things Darl is saying next, SCO can just sit back and let the ad revenue pour in!

    It'll be more profitable than SCOsource ten minutes after the site launches!

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  145. *sniff* *sniff*... by Khan · · Score: 1

    ...is that bull shit I smell?? Man, these guys just don't get it do they? Let's see if the site can handle a /.ing ;-)

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  146. Unwise? by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More importantly, is it really a good idea to post rants on a public Web site stating your position in a lawsuit that's still pending? Isn't that the very first thing pretty much any reputable attorney says to clients -- don't go running off your mouth about the case? "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" is what the cops tell you in criminal law ... this certainly will apply to SCO as well.

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    1. Re:Unwise? by LarryWest42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This "reputable attorney" concept... how does it relate to SCO/Caldera?

      Ahh... maybe you're thinking they're actually trying to win in court, as opposed to simply spreading FUD for as long as possible while bleeding the company/investors dry? I suppose anything's possible...

    2. Re: Unwise? by gidds · · Score: 2
      This might be a very clever move on SCO's part.

      It looks like they're going to lose anyway; but if they can come up with some stupid excuse like this web site, then they won't have to admit they were wrong about the facts of the case.

      "We were right all along -- we just lost coz of this stupid web site!"

      That way, they (and, more importantly, MS) can carry on spreading FUD as long as they like.

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  147. classic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's kinda like how the conservatives, fed up with the horribly liberal-biased media news, came up with their own horribly conservative-biased media news.

  148. Re:New gold ... is greed by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Amazon's "one-click" patent, for example, is in NO WAY innovative.

    "In no way?"

    No. It might not be innovative enough to deserve patent protection, but it's certainly "innovative."

  149. I guess by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    they got tired of sys-con.com sinking numbers after publishing..whoops regurtiating their pr statements...

    The only high readership will bein IBM lawyers and the JUdges.. not exactly a pro TSCOG audience..

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  150. Prosco? ?Oscorp by msaulters · · Score: 1

    Didn't anybody notice that spelled backwards, prosco is Oscorp, the evil multinational conglomerate that developed the Green Goblin flying wing and battle suit from Spiderman???

    Oops, guess I got a little dyslexic. It's actually just an anagram.

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  151. Virus DDoS worked as advertising? by GQuon · · Score: 1

    The worst part is that virus writers probably used a DDoS on SCO as advertising for their Bot-nets, and the press told it like it was Linux enthusiasts doing it.

    1. High profile DDoS
    2. More criminals buy spam services and DDoS blackmail contracts from the virus writers
    3. Profit for virus writers, PR for SCO

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  152. IP Gold Rush? Pah! by OmniGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK, so let's play along with Mr. McBride's crazy gold-rush metaphor for a minute...

    In a gold rush, lots of get-rich-quick types run around trying to grab a nominally free resource (minerals lying on the ground) and peddle it as their property. Some of them are rather, shall we say, unscrupulous in their methods.

    If we accurately apply this metaphor to the situation of IP, and more particularly to Open Source software and the IP rights thereto, the present SCO are a bunch of thieving claim-jumpers screaming "Mine! My Preciousss! Gollum!", and the Open Source community are out there giving the stuff away for free -- as long as you're willing to share it fairly.

    "Counter-cultural," says Mr. McBride? Maybe so; I for one am totally counter to the culture he advocates. Let's counter that culture for all we're worth!

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  153. Oh dear. by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see, so the idea is to employ a few SCO bods to put up a website describing every detail of the court case, transcribing all of the court documents and putting up articles describings SCO'S opinions and related news articles.

    And you think that the little bit of money that you throw into that website is going to counter a huge base of dedicated people who work on the website on their own time, for fun, go to the courthouses of their own accord and get every little thing that's filed and publicly available as soon as it's released? That it'll make anybody think twice about whether they've misjudged SCO?

    They seriously think that people don't already know what SCO think (we own the world, give us money, why not? Boo Hoo) and that anyone (except Groklaw and the terminally bored or mindless) will actually bother to rifle through their PR rubbish? This can only provide Groklaw with more ammunition to make the whole world laugh at SCO.

    It's also far too late. They've been whinging about Groklaw's influence for months and always seem to manage to talk about it in derogatory terms (sponsored by IBM, you know :-) ) but only now do they bother to even try and counteract it? I bet nothing that gets put onto their new toy will ever contain ever really important, most of it will probably be paid-for PR by either made-up persons like the MIT deep-divers or by known rubbish-talkers.

    And what's worse is that the site ain't even up yet. By the time it does get up and get anything useful or vaguely interesting up, it'll all be over.

    Do they intend to use this site like an anti-Groklaw, to take IBM's public statements and court transcripts and try to poke holes in them, to find inconsistencies, to watch the superb work of SCO's lawyers ripping the opposition to shreds? That'll be fun to read.

    Do they intend to answer all those questions that everyone is just dying to know the answer to, like "Which lines of code?" or "Why can't you tell us which lines of code?" or "Why are you stalling so badly when you've publically claimed such good evidence that you haven't shown anyone yet?". That'll be fun to read.

    It's just a ruse. They hope that some middle-manager somewhere, having heard about all of this legal thing that affects their software decisions, will see Groklaw as a collection of amateurs (which can obviously be safely ignored) but will see ProSCO as a glowing advert which closes their doubts because it's got pretty eye candy and some sort of statement which says they are in the right and it's got quotes from SCO's management on it. Maybe then a few of these managers will just ignore their doubts and go SCO.

    Can't believe this will help their cause at all and can't wait to see the site when they actually get it working. IP may be gold but a good SCO quote can keep you laughing for the rest of your life.

  154. Not 'fair' ... Fair and Balanced™. by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    It's a new Orwellian term meaning "unfair and unbalanced".

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  155. And nowadays, we say... by hsoft · · Score: 1
    Why do you think when you were getting shafted in the old days the term often used was "This was a railroad job" or "We railroaded those guys off the map" and so on... it was because the railroads had lots of power and generally screwed over the little guy

    And nowadays, you can replace these sayings by "This was a lawyer job" or "We sued those guys off the map". *sigh*

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    perception is reality
    1. Re:And nowadays, we say... by Speak+Forcefully · · Score: 1

      Gee. I donno. "This was a lawyer job." I kinda think that has a nice ring to it. I wonder why such a term makes me feel all warm and happy. Odd.

  156. Thus proving the old adage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If the law is on your side, pound the law. If neither the law nor the facts are with you, pound the table."

    SCO has gone from pounding the table to claiming the table is biased against them.

  157. Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I guess this is why you don't want companies reporting on the news stories in which they have a conflict of interest...?

    What the hell happened to journalistic integrity?

    Oh yeah, it went out the window when Faux News got bought by Mr. Right-Winger Australian dude.

    1. Re:Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and CBS is the pinnical of journalistic integrity....damn you people are blind. Oh wait, wait. I bet you think CBS/NBC/ABC have been to hard and unfair with Kerry?

  158. Snidely Whiplash more like. by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we are looking for a literary metaphor McBride is more akin to Snidely Whiplash.

    Mcbride is the almost perfect villian and hollywood writers should take note - for inspiration if nothing else.

    He is a consummate blend of hubris, arrogance, ignorance, knavishness casted into a tongue wagging, smirking package with just barely enough intelligence that you don't completely discount him.

    1. Re:Snidely Whiplash more like. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      >>He is a consummate blend of hubris, arrogance, ignorance, knavishness casted into a tongue wagging, smirking package with just barely enough intelligence that you don't completely discount him.

      You forgot about being completely and totaly wrong on what is happening, and to stupid to change his ways.

      Also Darl is to bland for hollywood. They like their characters with at least some depth. Darl doesn't have that.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re:Snidely Whiplash more like. by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      He is a consummate blend of hubris, arrogance, ignorance, knavishness casted into a tongue wagging, smirking package with just barely enough intelligence that you don't completely discount him.

      Sounds like a good republican candidate.

      --
      Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
    3. Re:Snidely Whiplash more like. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add that he looks like a date-rapist as well.

      I _never_ trust people who are as well-tanned as Darl. There's something inherently wrong about a bloke who obviously spends about 3 hours a day in a solarium.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
  159. easy way to stop the site by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Keep two tabs open in firefox - If everyone slastdots Darl's site at the same time they slasdot other sites - the slashdot effect will keep that server a crater.

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    _ _ _ Go for the eyes Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!
    1. Re:easy way to stop the site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opera has this nice "auto reload" feature that can be set to 5 seconds....while you sleep.....

  160. Re:New gold ... is greed by kinko · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was thinking about this the other day - software is the only industry I know where an individual or company has the right to own common methods. What if, for example, I went to the hardware store to buy some lumber, nails, and a hammer so that I could build something that would add value to my life?

    Unfortunately, I don't really think this is true - it's just that in the computer industry we find out about computer-related patents more.

    Lots of industries seem to have similarly absurd patents. Razor companies patent the design of the clip that holds the disposible blade to the handle, and then use the patents to prevent people making compatible disposible blades, for example.

    The hot-air hand dryer in our bathroom proudly lists the patent numbers that protect its design of heating up air and blowing it out....

  161. Stupid, stupid, stupid by mikehunt · · Score: 1

    I nearly died laughing when I read this. Darl appears to be losing all the marbles he had left. How can he honestly believe that starting a SCO-sponsored propaganda site can gain SCO anything. Sure there won't be any discussion forums on the site, not because they will be flooded with anti-SCO propaganda; they will be flooded with real questions that SCO can't answer.

    I'm sure Pamela is having kittens right now!

  162. They must be doing it as some kind of exercise by GQuon · · Score: 1

    They must be doing it as some kind of exercise to make the most pathetic company legal case so far in the Millenium. Are they vying for som sort of prize for impossible lawyering?

    In the first story I ever read about SCO suing IBM, I saw that they didn't know the difference between a trademark, copyright and a trade secret. I understood it, they didn't. I was a geek reading computer magazines. They are corporate officers.
    Incompetence!

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    Irene KHAAAAAAN!
  163. Re:New gold ... is greed by bstone · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Notice that the InfoWorld article states that the SCO litigation is over patent infringement. So far, it's been about almost everything else (copyright, contracts, the Constitution, criminal theft, destruction of the world economy, etc.), but I don't recall the issue of patents ever coming up in any of the cases or in any of Darl's rants before.

    "McBride, whose company is mired in litigation with IBM Corp. and others over patent infringement claims concerning Unix source code, warned of the "high stakes" if companies in the software and music businesses don't protect their property now."
  164. You mean the.... by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

    Domain Name: PROSCO.NET
    Created on: 04-OCT-04
    Expires on: 04-OCT-05
    Last Updated on: 04-OCT-04

    Obviously, SCO feels that they aren't going to be around after this date... or one would think they would at least have bothered to splash out the extra cash for a 2-year reg rather than just a 1-year reg.


    You mean the extra $5.00?

  165. More precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be dDoS'ed by linux zealots.

    And in a strange sense, it would be true.

    1. Re:More precisely by iroll · · Score: 1

      I think grandparent's point stands. McBride would probably use the word "hacked," because it carries heavier connotations... and sounds better in a press release. Those damnable linux hackers...

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      Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. - FDR
  166. The truth can be overwhelming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "If we opened it up to that, it would simply become another one of the message boards that our detractors use to try and overwhelm us," Stowell said."
    That's OK. It puts all their FUD in an easy-to-find place so that Groklaw can do point-by-point rebuttals even faster.
  167. local mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...once this site goes up someone should start keeping a local mirror of it...
    Someone? Hell, I'd bet a years wages that over half there bandwidth being used by members of anti-sco sites (read...groklaw) ripping the damn thing.
  168. Nice metaphor for a 0 sum game by RoboProg · · Score: 1

    Equating software to gold is an interesting insight into the guy's view of the world.

    I guess he figures there are a finite number of dumb and obvious ideas to patent, so you'd better stake your claim ASAP before all the nuggets are gone. 0 sum game: the only way I can win is if you lose.

    An alternative might be to consider the possibility of leveraging productivity between various and sundry things on the market, whether goods or services, rather than an attitude of "I own it, I own it all, back off!", which doesn't seem to fit the realm of abstractions like it does physical goods or specific blueprints for a widget.

    Same old flame war...

    --
    Yow! I'm supposed to have a plan?
    1. Re:Nice metaphor for a 0 sum game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the value of gold does not come from the material itself, but from the people willing to pay.

  169. I FEEL OFFENDED by famazza · · Score: 1

    This has come too far. I feel really offended by SCO. I'm no bandit!

    I'd like to know how can I sue SCO for this offence?

    Not satisfied in offend the free software community SCO now is offending individuals. Enough is enough, it must stop NOW.

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    -=-=-=-=
    I know life isn't fair, but why can't it ever be un-fair in MY favor!?
  170. Re:New gold ... is greed by RancidBeef · · Score: 1

    What if, for example, I went to the hardware store to buy some lumber, nails, and a hammer so that I could build something that would add value to my life? What if I also had to consult a patent attorney before doing so, fearing that the method I use to construct this item might be covered by someone's patent?

    Actually you could go to the hardware store, buy all that stuff, and build something that violated someone's patent. The difference is no one is trying to patent, say, door openings just to keep other people from building houses at all.

  171. Those evil bandits... by Byzandula · · Score: 1, Funny

    "...they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"

    Tux: *rolls a d20...*

    Tux: "Sweet a 19! Does that hit?"

    Dungeon Master Linus: "Yep, you've just destroyed the SCO creature"

    Tux: "I kill the monster and take the treasure"

    SCO creature: "Ahhh! Sacked by open source-touting bandits!"

    Byzandula

  172. prosco.co.uk by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    Currently available, and I have the need for a domain for a little test site.

    I'll check that Prosco Inc don't mind me having the domain first, though.

  173. New Sco OS coming soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news SCO has just announced the launch of Tantalus to compete with Longhorn/Palladium. It will be a lockdown embeded bios OS based on Unix. It will successfully lock down your computer so that you can only install copy protected Microsoft warez.

  174. MSFTI by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    Does this remind anyone of Microsoft's nonsenical Freedom-to-Innovate campaign?

  175. Darl McBride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Darl McBride

  176. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck, they've stopped talking about us. Quick, do something!

  177. Clueless by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Well this shows just how clueless they are. Any statement they make on the website will just be telling IBM what they are going to try and bring up in court. That will give IBM's lawyers a chance to disprove the statement and then to bring up in court that SCO made a false statement further discrediting them. Any good lawyer would tell them to keep there mouth shut.
    Why are they so clueless? My best guess is McBride and company never thought that they would be so villianized. Look at the Kodak vs Sun case. No one is calling who ever the head of Kodak a liar or a crook. I bet McBride thought that he would be hailed as a hero going after IBM. The money people would all think that they had a good chance of settling and getting a small mint handed over to them with out much of a fight or that they would bet bought up by IBM to shut them up. In the old days that is what would have happened. What they did get it IBM did. SCO does not seem to understand is that one person with a website can be read by as many people as the Wall Street Journal. They did not get that going after Linux would not just be "just business" but personal to thousands of people. They did not get that any vague claim made would be attacked by the same "million eyes" that look for security holes and bugs in Linux looking for any falsehoods. The world is a different place now.

    --
    See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
  178. Hmm.. by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    I guess this means we will get plethora of new SCO dissections via Groklaw from the distorted regurgitation spewing from prosco.net about Groklaw's dissections via... Nevermind. Erm.

  179. Once again, failing to see the point... by Shoten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO doesn't get it. They just don't get it. People who are monitoring the SCO lawsuits follow Groklaw...but why? Because it's the only voice out there? No...they also go to the SCO website for press releases, and to all other interested/involved parties as well.

    No, they go to Groklaw because the content is GOOD. While Groklaw may not even pretend to be impartial, what they DO succeed in doing is sticking to facts. They start with the extant nature of our law, and apply it to facts and statements that are put forth in public documents. This analysis is what the people go to Groklaw to read. And while the analysis tends to support Groklaw's supporters' views, I think that is actually a chicken-and-egg thing; if SCO wasn't wrong, the law wouldn't work against them, and Groklaw's volunteers wouldn't so dearly relish the thought of McBride being sodomized by a gorilla.

    So SCO is coming up with a dog-and-pony show equivalent to their press releases? So what? It's just the same content that couldn't compete with Grokloaw in the first place, just fluffed out into more pages.

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    For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
  180. it'll be /.'ed for sure and Daryl will blame FOSS by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Dateline Utah, Nov. 1 2004

    SCO spokesman Daryl McBride blames "FOSS wild-west vigilantes" for a DDOS attack on his web site shortly after it opened. SCO is looking into filing criminal and civil charges against the perpetrators of this vicious attack.

    This follows this morning's announcement, carried on industry news sites including industry leader Slashdot, of SCO's new counter-Groklaw web site.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  181. Re:New gold ... is greed by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've posted this in another thread as well, but I'm interested in comments on the following strategy:

    Maybe we should approach the battle against software patents the other way around. Instead of looking for ways to protect against patents and/or get patents for OSS, why not play the game out to its ultimate consequences. Start up a website and start matching patents with software products: when a likely match is found, notify the patent holder, the software vendor and possibly the software users of this potential patent violation. For the large fish (IBM, Microsoft, etc.) focus on the patents of patent trolls: litigation companies existing merely of a patent portfolio. If lots of companies are targetted, this would create a lot of publicity and when there's a website to back up the claims, there's a lot of proof about the untenability of the situation. Furthermore: it only takes work, not deep pockets to do this.

    If the situation is as bad as is claimed, this would mean that any software vendor and/or webshop is forced to concede the fact that they can be put out of business overnight due to patents. Once this awareness is there it would just be a matter of time before the case law is overturned. As an example see this site. Imagine it targetted at real software products and real webshops. Probably we can match a couple of hundred patents to any particular product/shop, showing the seriousness of the situation, while at the same time confronting the potential victims with it. I know, this is a real weird proposal, but the question is: would it do the trick?

  182. Re:New gold ... is greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What if, for example, I went to the hardware store to buy some lumber, nails, and a hammer so that I could build something that would add value to my life? What if I also had to consult a patent attorney before doing so, fearing that the method I use to construct this item might be covered by someone's patent?

    Cool! I'm a woodworker and I never thought of that! I hereby patent dovetail joints!

  183. Excuse me, but....! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Funny
    "For some time now, if ever there was anyone who wanted to be provided with updates on how things are progressing with regard to the litigation on various fronts, there was never really a site they could go and hear SCO's side of the story," he said. "We'd like to provide a venue for that."

    Uh, what about: www.sco.com?

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  184. innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by frankie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One-Click can only be defined as "innovative" if you accept the notion that taking a simple real-world noun and appending the phrase "on the internet" is a valid form of creative enterprise.

    The essential concepts behind One-Click (pre-store the customer's credit information, allow them to purchase from you without hassle, then charge them later) have been in common usage worldwide for decades, if not millennia.

    Persistent client interactivity, who would have thought that was possible with cookies? Apparently only the brilliant minds at Amazon (and the dim bulbs at the Patent Office).

    1. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Kindly point me to a nationwide store, in the USA, where I can give them my payment information once and then never even have to sign a slip ever again. Usage of a directory and ID to look up who I am, or a membership card, is acceptable--but having to go back to the very same person isn't.

    2. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blockbuster Video

    3. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm. The concept of running tabs to your name in stores range back to the early 1800's at least, and probably hundreds or thousands of years prior to that. That the concept isn't commonly in use anymore doesn't mean that it isn't well known.

    4. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      I need not give you a store just something better. VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX, DINNERS, DISCOVER, SEARS.....etc etc etc etc ....


      Unfortunately you always sign a slip. If it's not on the site it's with UPS, FEDEX or whoever delivers the merchandise to your door. If you did not sign for it then you do not have to pay. One click is the plastic card the legal obligation to pay is still your signature.

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      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    5. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerry's Subs and Pizza

    6. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I need not give you a store just something better. VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX, DINNERS, DISCOVER, SEARS.....etc etc etc etc ...

      Those don't fit the description. They're a seperate service that pays for things for you and then comes after you for the money.

      Unfortunately you always sign a slip. If it's not on the site it's with UPS, FEDEX or whoever delivers the merchandise to your door. If you did not sign for it then you do not have to pay. One click is the plastic card the legal obligation to pay is still your signature.

      Wrong. I mean, dead wrong. If UPS just leaves the Amazon package at your door, and you pick it up & take it inside, you still legally have to provide the funds to Amazon.

    7. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      They are accounts. Nothing more. Nothing less. All the stores have them.


      UPS may not ask for your signature as the service station no longer asks me to sign when I fill up at the pump. I can still refuse the charge and I will not have to pay. You can still refuse the charge and you will not pay. Read your cardholder agreement. Also try to read a merchants agreement. They reserve the right to cancel the account.


      There is nothing new to one click. It's just a credit account.

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      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    8. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kindly point me to a nationwide store, in the USA, where I can give them my payment information once and then never even have to sign a slip ever again. Usage of a directory and ID to look up who I am, or a membership card, is acceptable--but having to go back to the very same person isn't.

      Why are you limiting yourself to nationwide stores? Why is having to go back to the same person unacceptable? Running a scheme in more than one store, and storing information in a database instead of someone's head, are hardly amazing innovations over and beyond the ancient system of keeping a tab.

    9. Re:innovative ... ON THE INTERNET by l0b0 · · Score: 1
      Persistent client interactivity, who would have thought that was possible with cookies? Apparently only the brilliant minds at Amazon (and the dim bulbs at the Patent Office).
      Yep, Einstein must be spinning in his grave from seeing how plain stupid some of the patents are.
  185. Nothing wrong w/ SCO shipping FOSS s/w by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Assuming they follow the license requirements and all.

    Of course, there's EVERYTHING wrong w/ them talking dirty about FOSS while using it.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  186. Well groklaw ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did start out as a nice source of information, it has become just a nest of fanboi for FOSS and PJ has become monetarily involved in FOSS, so I dont' go to groklaw anymore, but I won't go to a sight maintained by sco either.

  187. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fair and balanced look at the SCO related news! I am so sick and tired of the Linux-biased press. I am glad to hear that SCO will create a fair and balanced source for real news for real people, not open source zealots and anti-american blowhards.

  188. A slightly better analagy might be.. by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    You could go buy the wood and nails and everything to build your house but you could not follow someone elses blueprint if the blueprints are copyrighted.

    The software industry seems to be trying to copywrite "Nailing four boards together to form a rectangular or square configuration".

    1. Re:A slightly better analagy might be.. by whittrash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm an architect so I have some insight into this. Your example is much too simplistic.

      Nailing four boards together into a square configuration is covered by patent law, not copyright law. All kinds of wall systems, paints and construction assemblies are patented all the time. Just about the only thing that isn't patented is a 2x4. Even some brick glazings and concrete admixtures are patented. Unless you are in manufactured housing however, it is almost impossible to patent an entire building, because every building is unique in some way and most of the techniques are based on principles which are hundreds of years old.

      As far as copying someone else's blueprints, in architecture the owner is entitled to use the architects design as long as the owner pays the architect for his services, that doesn't mean he always has access to the drawings to copy them. In architecture, the design and the drawings are separate entities. The drawings are copyrighted and owned by the architect, the design is an interpretation of the drawings by the architect, the contractor carries out the means and methods by which the design is implemented, the owner 'owns' the product or building, provides the land and money for that building to built and tells the architect what the building is supposed to do and pays his fees.

      When an architect gets fired, he is to be paid for the services he has rendered, and then a new designer picks up where he left off by redrawing everything for himself and carrying on from there, most architects however will loan their drawings to the new architect as a professional courtesy for them to redraw from, sometimes they are obligated to do this under their contract. All architects used to write in their contracts that you couldn't use their design if they were fired, but this was thrown out in court about 70 years ago, and marked the end of the old school profession.

      Needless to say, architecture is a high stakes profession at times. Sometimes billions of dollars exchange hands in complicated deals that equal/exceed anything that typically happens in the software profession, involving an owner, architect, contractor, local government, state government, federal government, banks, lenders, shareholders, consultants, tenants, utility companies, suppliers and manufacturers and so on and so forth. All of this must be accomplished with very low failure tolerance, any one of these issues can stop a project dead in its tracks. Take the New World Trade Center project for example, it must be a nighmare to organize that based on the infrastructure alone. The only reason this comes together at all is because everyone has an implicit and explicit understanding what they are supposed to do and they get paid. I think the main problem with software is that there isn't a long tradition of making software. People don't know what is practical or traditional, so they think up and imagine all kinds of ways to give themselves leverage in confusing ways. This creates a minefield of problems specifically intended to bring ruin to another party and make vast amounts of money for very little work. I would wager there are more lawsuits in the building industry, but the overall risk level is lower because those risks are insured for one, and two, people know what to expect and performance and benefit can easily be measured (did that wall fall down, does that roof leak, is there mold in the ductwork, was I paid what I was worth, etc.) and we have 10,000 years of building experience to rely on. Software has about 50 years of relevant history.

      In software, who owns what isn't easily established, it isn't a standard practice, no one knows what anything means or what it is truly worth. What is a graphical tree interface worth, I have no idea? Is it worth $1 billion or $1.99, who knows? Compare that to architecture, where even if there is no contract signed, typical business practices are so strong that a contract is always implied and everyone is always held to known standards.

    2. Re:A slightly better analagy might be.. by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      That was very informative and a great summary. Thank you for going to the effort--I had no idea it was that complex.

      I suppose I should be frightened--what awaits the software industry as it matures.

  189. Only a one year domain registration by Pop69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guess they don't expect to be using that domain name for very long ?

  190. Re:WTF?? New Church of Self-Proctology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell are you rambling about?

  191. Extending the metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Linux is gold, then SCO are the claim jumpers.

  192. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAha McBride you are so dumb, it's impressive. Is your wife still with John?

  193. prosco.com and prosco.org still available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like prosco.com and prosco.org are still available! Why hack when you rely on the confusion of others for a bit of legally-protected lampooning!

    Thank you, SCO for yet another bit of addictive idiocy...the withdrawal symptoms have subsided.

  194. Re:New gold ... is greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the critical difference between patents on implementations and patents on concepts. A more software-esque patent on your dryer would patent the concept of 'heating air up and blowing it out' rather than the mechanism by which it is accomplished.

  195. Lameness filter encountered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    I thought we were pirates? Am I going to have to go invest in a cowboy costume now too? For being free, OSS sure is getting expensive. But at least I have a parrot.

  196. Boo Hoo by noc007 · · Score: 1

    I'm all for Intelectual Property and Open Source. If you feel that you want to keep sole ownership of a program you wrote and not let it be copied, great. If you want to release your code to the world freely, great. If you used from someone else for your program, check with their license first. From what I have gathered, SCO doesn't have much ground to stand on. Even when they started sueing everyone and their cousin that's twice removed, I smelled something fishy. I found it uterlly stupid that they would make claims that their code has been illegally copied and not back it up. They could have a trusted third party review the diputed code to back up their claims in the first place, but they had to play ring around the rosey. I know it's old news, but they continue to use the same tactics. In my opinion, they're small organization trying to throw around weight they don't have with unsound claims. Instead of spending all of that money in lawyer and court fees, they could have spent it on making a better product. The last time I logged into a SCO UNIX box, 3.5 year ago, the whole OS smelled of crap. IIRC, not much has changed since then. If their code is actually being used illegally, and yes i know that is still in contention, lets factually identify it and get it out. Take the Linux for example. I know without a shadow of doubt the Linux community would much rather have the illegally used code removed pronto, than leave it in there so Linux can "be where it is today." I'm willing to bet that if it was true and it was removed, the Linux community would jump and write their own code to replace what the illegal code did. To me SCO seems like a company trying to unsoundly find money by sueing people.

  197. Looking forward to it. by canfirman · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Well, I for one am looking forward to a pro-SCO site. No offence to /. and Groklaw (and I'm not trolling here), but it seems that we have many groups that have anti-SCO discussion. I would love to hear somebody from the "SCO Community" (anybody out there...anyone...anyone...Bueller...) give their side of the story. I'd love to know why they feel that Linux is an illegal derivative of Unix and why they feel that they will win their lawsuits. Even if it's pure bunk (and I'd bet $5 it is), I just like to hear their side of the story. I've always believed in open debate and discussion, and only see this as an addition to the debate.

    Of course, it doesn't mean I'd agree with them. I still think SCO is full of shit and hope it gets what it deserves.

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    It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices.
    1. Re:Looking forward to it. by cranos · · Score: 1

      The guys at SCO have had at least a good couple of years to give their side of the story, and in fact have been trumpeting it through the main stream media. The problem is when they are asked the hard questions ("Okay which code is your s???") they either run away or they make outrageously general claims ("It's all ours!!! All your code base are belong to us!!!").

      Face it, these guys couldn't even lie straight in a pine box, let alone a bed.

  198. Amazingly horrible name. by argent · · Score: 1

    They'd do way better calling it something like blogs.sco.com ... it's not like they've got any kind of plausible deniability going for them. At least they could try and sound like they had a clue.

    I mean, even Microsoft knows which way the wind's blowing.

  199. Re:New gold ... is greed by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    The difference is about what the public knows. In the hardware store, the public understands how old the technology of putting lumber together with nails is, and they understand it would be ludicrus for someone to patent that because they all already know about it. Contrast that with software, where the average person has no clue how it is made, and no clue what is and is not already possible with it. Therefore the average person can't tell when something obviously "feels" like prior art. This is why people get away with patenting already-common knowlege in software - it's because it's only known to be common to those few who work in the business. To everyone else, it's like, "Wow! You can actually "compile" code now! Neat! What's that mean?"

    Are you a roleplayer? If so, you can gain a lot of insight into how far off the average person's view of computers is by reading the rules for any computer-based activity in any RPG. You'll find such gems as "A compiler is a program that makes other programs run faster by making them smaller."

    Oh, and as to your sig, the ability to retroactively alter a post after it has been seen by others opens the door for historical revisionism. That's why slashdot doesn't do it. Just get in the habit of using the preview button if you feel the need to edit things. If you want to edit things after they are responded to, too bad. (I might be okay with editing posts in the case where the post has not yet been replied to, but then there needs to be a locking mechanism to prevent people from replying to a post that is being edited.)

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  200. Re:New gold ... is greed by Mournblade · · Score: 1

    Right, and those are patents on their implementation of heating up air and blowing it out. They do not prevent you from coming up with another way to do the same thing. Patents were designed to protect the implementation of an idea, not the idea itself.

  201. Re:New gold ... is greed by killjoe · · Score: 1

    That's a patent on a thing. The proper analogy is if the razor company patented the process of shaving with the upwards stroke, or shaving the soul patch.

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  202. The past by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

    "I think it's clear to us that people can't give away things for free forever," said conference organizer Alex Vieux.

    "Vieux" means "old." How appropriate. I don't blame these people for being scared to death of open source. It's bigger and better and it means less money for them. The new is clearly better, no matter how much les vieux hommes (the old men) want us to believe it.

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    1. Re:The past by Southpaw018 · · Score: 1

      Er. I meant, no matter how much they want us to believe otherwise :p

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  203. Re:New gold ... is greed by killjoe · · Score: 1

    IBM is countersuing SCO about violating IBM patents. In this case SCO is one actually being accused of violating patents.

    It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sick. BTW what does this tell you about the so called journalists working at info-world. It may be time to write them a letter.

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  204. "Wild West?" This offends me... by daniel_mcl · · Score: 1

    I come from a wild west family -- my great (x n) uncles were murdered by Doc Hollidy and Wyatt Erp's clan, at which point their brother, my great (x n) grandfather, a lawyer, realized that there was no justice in the west and ordered contracts on the lives of all involved, suceeding on several. (You can see the history of the gunfight at the OK Corral, as presented in the modern historic town of Tombstone, AZ, here.

    Now perhaps it is true that the only connection I have to these days is blood and tradition, and perhaps it is further true that I'm studying to be a mathematician, well on the way to some distant ivory tower, but if Mr. McBride would care for a pistol duel at sundown for the honor of the old west (and to put a stop to his extortion campaign), I think I might have a hard time refusing.

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  205. prosciutti by bobsalt · · Score: 1

    prosciutti = everything but the squeal
    prosco.net = the squeal

    coincidence? I think not -lol

  206. PRO SCO??? by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    With a name like "prosco"(.net) one must wonder if SCO is attempting to garnish public sympathy and if it will be possible for an unbiased jury to be found. Of course, alternatives like "scofacts.[com,net,org]" wouldn't help much either. Perhaps they should've just taken the bull by the balls and gone for "fuckgroklaw.[com,net,org]"...

  207. What a bunch of losers. by eddy · · Score: 1

    Sound like they're trying to get a Groklaw+Tuxrocks+Yahoeuvre+Legal Scorecard, but without the commentary.

    Losers.

    Oh, well. Guess it could get hilarious if they add their spin to things.

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  208. Thanks for mentioning Groklaw, Darl! by StLawrence · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If Darl was smart, he would keep his mouth shut. Every time he says something he shoots himself in the foot. In this particular case, he's sending more of his audience to Groklaw to see what all the fuss is about. Meanwhile his own rebuttal site is still not up, and probably won't be for weeks.

    Of course, if Darl was smart, he wouldn't have gotten himself into the predicament he's in.

    "I could be wrong now, but I don't think so..."

  209. Simple real-world noun: "One-Click", eh? by beanluc · · Score: 1

    hmmm...

    I'll take this the other direction. I'll draft a patent appliction for one-click shopping and checkout... AT THE OL' BRICK 'N' MORTAR!

    yeah.

    ???

    Profit!

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  210. Re:New gold ... is greed by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Your analogy of building something to add value to your life is flawed. You are buiding it for personal use and will not be selling it to someone.

    Now, IANAIPL (I am not an IP lawyer) but I believe if you were to just take their code and use it in your own personal coding projects WITHOUT distributing it to anybody, they wouldn't be able to touch you. The instant you start doing it for commercial gain though is where they can sue you.

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  211. In depth analysis: by eddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the payout matrix:

    McBride | Lawyers
    --------+------------
    STFU | Get paid
    Talks | Get paid
    ---------------------

    Where's the surprise?

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  212. When you say "M$" by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    Everyone sees THIS.

    Don't be a slashtard.

    Have a nice day!

    1. Re:When you say "M$" by CurlyG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but on the other hand, as good as PA is, who really gives a shit what two sweaty, overweight, 30-something dweebs obsessed with video games think about anything?

      These guys think I'm a dork because I have once or twice said "M$" when referring to Microsoft? Ah ha, ha ha, hahahahahahahahaha!!

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  213. Let me get this straight. by eddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    To get the truth about SCO vs IBM, we should go to prosco.net?.

    Ok.

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  214. Re:New gold ... is greed by El · · Score: 1

    Uh, to the best of my knowlege, SCO only controls one single patent. Infringing on that couldn't possibly be worth $3 billion. Info World must be mistaken, the litigation is obviously about a contract dispute.

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  215. Irony in all its degrees by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 0

    SCO used to be called Caldera. A caldera is a part of a volcano that blows smoke. SCO is blowing smoke out its ass. No wonder they changed their name.

  216. SCO? by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

    wtf? Are they still around?

  217. If this is the Wild West, then it must be by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1
    The Magnificent Seven - sort of .

    Evil Bandits (SCO Group) terroize (or in our case attempt to) an isolated village (Open Source Users), so the village brings in gunslingers (SCO, Novell, Red Hat) to fight them off.

    Okay, so it's not excatly the same, but it's close.

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  218. Their site changed my mind already by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    Up till now, I've been saying that Darl McBride isn't stupid, he's just crooked.
    Their new website has proved me wrong.

  219. Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone with some extra cash, a server, and a hatred of SCO buy all the misspellings (prosco.org, prsco.com, antisco.com) and make them all forward to Groklaw!

  220. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What determines the success of technologies is merit, not FUD or propaganda.

    In the short term this might buy MS some points with pointy-haired bosses, but in the long term it doesn't matter. Linux is what linux is, and the value is there.

  221. Introducing SCO's New Webmaster by craXORjack · · Score: 1
    Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf

    Webmaster al Sahaf: We are not afraid of the Open Source infidels and neither should you be. They are stupid. They tell lies. Everything they say is lies. It is only Hollywood. They are in contempt. We defeated them yesterday. They are convicted and rotting in prison awaiting their execution. They are even now commiting suicide in the halls of the USPTO. We will encourage them to commit more suicides.

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  222. poor ATT Unix coders..... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I guess SCO proves that there is something worse than writing code that no one ever uses.....next time I feel sorry for myself because my code ends up in 'permenant storage' I will remember the much-abused UNIX system 5 and pray that my stuff rests in peace.

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  223. domain name problem... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    I suppose they settled for prosco.com since fud.com was already taken.

  224. Flogging a dead horse by Magickcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, could these pack of has-been sink any lower, or get any more sleezy than this? Probably, but it's beyond me exactly how. Imagine it, a couple of PR people, writing about how SCO are maximising profits, enhancing shareholder value, and serving it up to the Linux community. It's pure deperation, and makes me depressed even thinking about it, it's so pathetic. Throw in a web designer, and a graphic artist, there they are sitting around the table wondering, how they're going to save their jobs, and continue their corporate bullshit and thievery. One look at their share price, and that's all the information you need on SCO.

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  225. You implied SCO wins (WAS:New gold my hiney) by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1
    Right idea, wrong metaphor. Linux is a source of gold, but it's more like The Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs.

    [SNIP]

    Darl is trying to kill the goose to get at all the eggs at once but, like the fool in the story, he's ending up with nothing.

    [SNIP]


    Correct metaphor would be that the goose pecks Darl to death...
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  226. Re:New gold ... is greed by zangdesign · · Score: 1

    Definitely an interesting idea - it sounds like it is based on the German tradition of lawyers independently following up on copyright and trademark violations.

    Perhaps send a threatening letter, then give the respondent 60 days to justify why they are not infringing, then publish their names as suspected copyright infringers.

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  227. Proof? by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    The essential concepts behind One-Click (pre-store the customer's credit information, allow them to purchase from you without hassle, then charge them later) have been in common usage worldwide for decades, if not millennia

    Anyone have any record of the first time the phrase "Put it on my tab" was utterred in a saloon?

  228. Ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn

  229. Sounds good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about time the distortions and lies on Groklaw were countered. Mod me as troll, but I thought if you pay for something you have the right for it not be stolen out from under you by a load of other people.

    1. Re:Sounds good by browncs · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Mod me as troll, but I thought if you pay for something you have the right for it not be stolen out from under you by a load of other people.

      Of course that is correct.

      The issue is whether in fact anything was stolen.

      SCO's case on this appears to be quite weak, by all objective analysis.

      One would imagine that they thought they could bluff other companies, or at least get them to settle for less than their defense would cost. So far no one has played that game.

      One could also speculate that a fraction of a percent of Microsoft's cash-on-hand was used to finance this whole kerfuffle, even though they never expected to win. The objective was to slow down Linux for a year or two. That, they seem to have accomplished in a limited way.

      But that would just be speculation.

  230. Prosco P. Coltrane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on Flash! Let's get those Grok boys! Yip Yip!

  231. Re:Good Analogy McBride. I like it. by ktakki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've lost count the number of Kevin Costner-type movies that were made about such subjects, with the good guys coming out as something less than winners.

    Costner movies? Hell, boy. This is Blazing Saddles!
    • Darl McBride is Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman). Evil and inept.
    • Brent Stowell is Taggart (Slim Pickens), the hatchet man
    • Attorney David Boies is Mongo (Alex Karras). Word has it that Boies once one-punched a horse, too.
    • The Open Source Community are the people of the town of Rock Ridge.


    The analogy sort of starts to break down here. For example, who's Bart and the Waco Kid (Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder)? Red Hat and IBM? What about Olsen Johnson, Rev. Johnson, and Gabby Johnson? Linus, Stallman, and ESR?

    One thing's certain: that campfire scene with the cowboys eating beans and farting? Slashdot. For sure.

    k.
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  232. psycho.net by twitter · · Score: 1
    I'm sure I'm not the only one who missread prosco as psycho.

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  233. likely reason, loss of credibility. by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Since they can't get people to believe SCO's spin when it's reported via credible news sources, they figure it's going to get a better reception when posted on an admittedly self-serving web site?

    I'll bet it's more like no one in the press is going to print their BS anymore so they have to do it themselves. They might get one or two reporters to look at it, but that will stop when the reporters notice that there's no difference between the site and their nutty press releases. They won't stop reading Groklaw.

    It's amazing, you tell lies and people quit listening to you.

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  234. darl's down but not out! by flacco · · Score: 1
    while mere mortals would have burst into flames long ago after combining such blatant lying with such unimaginable arrogance, darl goes on to prove that there's still plenty of douche left in this bag!

    let's raise a glass to darl - the world's biggest douchebag.

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  235. Clear violation of IP on SCO's behalf by ljavelin · · Score: 1

    SCO is definitely busted.

    Just like SCO doesn't own Linux, they don't own the term "Fair" as it applies to the press - and such use is likely a violation of existing patents and/or trademarks.

    FoxNews owns the terms "fair" and "balanced" in relation to the press and every day common American English.

  236. Re:New gold ... is greed by winse · · Score: 1

    The hot-air hand dryer in our bathroom proudly lists the patent numbers that protect its design of heating up air and blowing it out....
    There is waaaay to much prior fart errr i mean art for that patent to ever hold up.

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  237. Re:New gold ... is greed by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
    So far, it's been about almost everything else (copyright, contracts, the Constitution, criminal theft, destruction of the world economy, etc.)

    I can think of quite a few things he hasn't accused IBM or the open source community yet, such as arson, ripping tags off mattresses, offering cigarettes to animals, possessing WMDs and tax evasion.

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  238. In other news.... by Tongo · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO has hired Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the former Iraqi Information Minister, as their new public relations officer. He reports that the infidel operating system Linux is being crushed and destroyed by the mighty SCO Army at this very moment.

  239. The name rules out fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a name like prosco that sort of rules out any hope of fair coverage.

  240. Prosco-inc? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A quick google search for prosco finds http://www.prosco-inc.com/index.html. I expect they will not be happy to be associated with SCO.

  241. prosco by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    Now there's an obviously impartial site. Sheesh

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  242. Its a very nice thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...and one I have been putting into practice for years. I can group my responses into three general categories:

    1) Wow, I had no idea. That's all very interesting and thank you! (this is by far the smallest category, limited primarily to semi-geeks or aspiring geeks).

    2) But you see I DON'T CARE. I don't CARE who knows what I buy at the grocery store, or who knows my SSN number, or who gets their software bundled on my computer, or who gets the money from my CD purchases, what the SCO is doing, what the long-term economic impact of Microsoft's business strategies may be, or any of it. I just DON'T CARE. (this is by far the most common response).

    3) You are just jaded. Microsoft is the biggest company because they clearly have the best product, and we live in a free country which means that companies should be free to enjoy the success of their business strategies. The same is true of the *AA and so on. Intellectual Property is a real issue and a beneficial legal precedent is currently being established. You can take your hippy-ideals about anarchic freedom and whine somewhere else (this is the second most common response...somewhere between the response level of the first two).

    As self-defeating as it sounds, it may very well be that the typical-educated-geek's opinions on this sort of issue are simply in the underwhelming minority, and as such will not be given much consideration at all, neither now nor in the future, by any of the powers that be.

    1. Re:Its a very nice thought... by eofpi · · Score: 1

      Response number two can be countered with a vignette or two about identity theft. People tend to care a lot more when it can affect their bank account or credit score.

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  243. Samizdat by ParryHotter · · Score: 1

    Hey, it has been a long time since we had any news about $CO. I have very good news, someone posted on the internet "Samizdat", the little piece of shit published by ADTI. You can find it here

  244. "Bandits"?! by rune2 · · Score: 1

    I say we give him a taste of his own medicine and sue him for slander.

  245. SCO will be an award winner by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    In the contest for fiction.

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  246. prosco.com by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    It's a damn shame, but prosco.com seems to be blocked by my proxy server. Apparantly it's on the porn blacklist.

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  247. Since the goose died...? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I liked his post, you insensitive clod! It even had a +1-Informative-worthy link in it.

    As to the question you ask, my next such scheduled event is November 20.

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  248. Go Nads! Go Nads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our secretary was told, "Chear on our Nads team. Say 'Go Nads! Go Nads!'" She did. Loudly.

    "balls (and i mean that in the nicest way possible)" can be replaced with "gonads" (the non gender specific version of "balls").

  249. Lots of places in Central Africa like that by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how many motorbike parts and crates of food one can purchase by remote control after using a credit card there.

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  250. It's prosco.NET, not prosco.COM by browncs · · Score: 0

    reminds me of Homestar Runner.

    "ProSCO.net! It's DOT COM!"

    Something else funny:

    Do a whois on prosco.net. They've only registered it for one year. I guess they're not real confident they'll be still working this a year from now!

    1. Re:It's prosco.NET, not prosco.COM by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Do a whois on prosco.net. They've only registered it for one year. I guess they're not real confident they'll be still working this a year from now!


      The registrar won't accept payment in SCO stock shares, IOUs, and probably especially not a personal check from Darl. They want actual payment, up front. The price of one year's registration is probably all the cash SCO had left :-)

  251. SCO: no comments allowed on proSCO.net by browncs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    apparently only SCO will be allowed to author content on proSCO.net. There will be no feedback areas, no forums, no bulletin boards, no threaded discussions, no nothing.

    Yep, that's really going to compete with groklaw.net, which is a true community effort.

  252. My new T-shirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Open source-touting bandit"

  253. McBride's Become a Caricature by Kurt+Wall · · Score: 1

    Puhleeze! Darl has simply become a caricature at this point:

    "Protect your intellectual property (IP) now or risk having your business sacked by open source-touting bandits."

    Actually, he became a caricature months ago. This just makes it official. What a joke.

  254. Or Wile E Coyote? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every fiendish trick he tries blows up in his face and/or leaves him momentarily levitating over thousands of feet of empty air (followed by an amazing impact at speeds faster than that of sound in the rock he hit).

    Wile E is particularly apt because he leaves everyone guessing about who is funding his unending stream of Acme contraptions, and because the bird is always too fast for him.

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  255. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  256. Time to send Microsoft broke, then. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    there is at least one Fortune-500 company that has a "no F/OSS unless absolutely neccessary" policy that is a direct result of SCO's rhetoric.
    In the absence of Microsoft, what are they going to do for an OS, office suite, web browser?

    I guess they'll pay twice the price for their gear and get nice Apples instead - then suffer cardiac arrest when their users discover Fink.

    Morons.
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  257. Can anyone hack WHOIS records? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    'T'would be glorious to sneak "http://www.groklaw.net/" into their rego details. (-:

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    1. Re:Can anyone hack WHOIS records? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't pull me into such a scheme, please.

      PJ

  258. Re:New gold ... is greed by swillden · · Score: 1

    So far, it's been about almost everything else (copyright, contracts, the Constitution, criminal theft, destruction of the world economy, etc.), but I don't recall the issue of patents ever coming up in any of the cases or in any of Darl's rants before.

    Oh, it's about patents all right, but I'm not surprised Darl isn't crowing about it... it's about SCO's infringement of IBM's patents. One infringed patent in each of SCO's major products, to be precise.

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  259. It's VERY unwise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is why we should all wish them well as they ramble on about *anything* they care to ;-) Hell, we should allow them EVERY opportunity to rant as much as they care to! After all, that's tatamount to allowing them to unload a few more clips into their own feet... (as if there's anything left of them now) ... :)

    As others have said "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" -- Yes, that still applies here as the Court has already taken note of some of their own statements, and IBM is constantly using their own words against them :)

  260. Goodbye Mr Bond by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Darl McBride gave a speech comparing the software industry to the 'wild west'
    File that with the speech where he compared himself to James Bond. Most places don't try to sell things made by someone else - so I think he's a step below a travelling medicine show in credibility.
  261. Funny Picture by embsupafly · · Score: 1

    A new picture of Darl McBride has been posted over at LinuxStoleSCOCode.com . It is a visual representation of Darl's argument against open source.

  262. Here's an idea! by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Perhaps SCO should focus more on litigating a real legal case of substance, instead of opening up their own propoganda machine to try and explain how their case has substance.

    I mean really, you spend almost two years telling the industry, investors, and the court you have irrefutable evidence your IP has been stolen, and then when asked to produce this evidence you refusem to comply in any way? In addition, you THEN backtrack and change your charges. You do all this and then you tell people you are going to spend money developing a website to tell the TRUTH? C'mon Daryl. I know you don't have a clue how to run a company or develop a product, but don't tell people you are CREDIBLE!

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  263. For software, doesn't copyright do this already? by gidds · · Score: 1
    Hmmm. If patents are only for protecting the implementation of an idea, then software already has something which does that: copyright. Copying someone else's way of doing something is already prohibited. (Or at least, actionable.)

    So why do we need patents on software, if the very thing that patents were designed to protect is already protected?

    Isn't this an argument against all software patents?

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  264. Darl and IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl has never really said anything about anything that neans anything. He uses the term "IP', hoping that he can distract somebody into thinking that he actually said something.

  265. 50 bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says Darryl Mcbride has a colostomy by 2010. And develops testicular cancer by 2016.

    What are those little Chinese shaving mirrors they use to repel bad spirits? Darryl, you'd better buy a crate and just make yourself a moat-of-mirrors around the house.

  266. Darl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And nobody knows you are not Darl. Even you mr ib.

  267. Er, why? by gidds · · Score: 1
    I've never understood the point of the 'litigious bastards' one. Who actually types that phrase into Google to see what comes out??? (Well, who apart from the people creating those links...)

    Far more useful would be a link the other way around; so that if someone typed 'SCO Group' into Google, they'd find the top link took them to a 'litigious bastards' site, explaining just why SCO deserved that title!

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    1. Re:Er, why? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Well, how about an on-topic goatse post? SCO Group

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  268. LAUGH OUT LOUD by microbox · · Score: 1

    My wife can't stand the words SCO, DRM, IP rights (and yes, she does own IP) and anything else I talk about. You might think that's because I'm a geek, and she's cool, and you may be right.

    I guess slashdotter's would be better served by packaging themselves as "cool" to get their message across. Maybe we could write little ditties, or learn to play a guitar and join a rock band, and tatoo anti-FUD slogans around our private parts. Got FUD?

    Just a thought.

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  269. Sacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or pick your battles wisely.

    Sacked - the definition follows. You would fail a high school student for such loose language usage - OK, some CEO's are not the brightest.

    There is no element of stealing - the matter is before a court, and it would appear some claims are dubious indeed.

    To plunder and plagiarize - well, that's calling the kettle black. Sacking also implies destroying/ruining and spoiling - which is not the case at all.

    What he should have said was:
    I don't like it when people dispute ownership of something we may have bought.
    I don't like it when I can't have my way, and get copyrighted works treated like a patent.
    How dare these open source people write new works, and defend their rights to do so.

    Or: Like the British museum - everything that's in it, is ours - what don't you get?

    In summary, plagiarizm becomes research if you throw enough of money at it, and sue the original authors who say 'excuse me' get them to shut the #### up - that way you don't have to give credits where credit is due, and besides, it is not up for us to prove anything.

    Sorry, people don't accept corporate words on face value. Possession does not mean lawful ownership.

    The saying 'if it is too good to be true, it probably is' , is a lesson to be learnt. Legal actions are unlikely to alter this. Please do lecture us on why cheats always do get caught.

    Sack:
    [n] the termination of someone's employment [n] a loose-fitting dress hanging straight from the shoulders without a waist
    [n] a hanging bed of canvas or rope netting (usually suspended between two trees);
    [n] a bag made of paper or plastic for holding customer's purchases
    [n] a woman's full loose hiplength jacket
    [n] any of various light dry strong white wine from Spain and Canary Islands)
    [n] the quantity contained in a sack
    [n] an enclosed space
    [v] terminate the employment of
    [v] put in a sack; "The grocer sacked the onions"
    [v] make as a net profit;
    [v] plunder after capture, as of a town

    Plunder:
    n] goods or money obtained illegally
    [v] destroy and strip of its possession; "The soldiers raped the beautiful country"
    [v] steal goods; take as spoils; [v] plunder after capture, as of a town
    [v] take illegally; of intellectual property;

  270. If OSS is wild west, SCO is feudalistic by Mageaere · · Score: 1

    With SCO calling the IT environment the wild west because of OSS then the only way to look at proprietry software vendors is as feudalistic overlords. They have their walls of copyright and patents and treaties with other feudalistic overlords to keep the peasents in their place.

  271. i stop by once a week, but i'm clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i stop by once a week, but i'm clueless
    can you suggest an opinion to value
    on DRM/SCO/OSS/IP/etc?
    Do you have a list of DRM/SCO/OSS/IP/etc?

  272. prosco.net ? I have a better suggestion by EqualSlash · · Score: 1


    scoundrel.net

  273. Re:Good Analogy McBride. I like it. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure what's funnier, the post, or the fact that it's modded "informative" and not funny.

    Unless it's really true that Slashdotters are like cowboys eating beans while farting...

    Miss Stein: Just this urgent telegram from Rock Ridge...

    Gov: Read it! Read it! You wild.... bitch...

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  274. look at the registration date before posting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or moderating parent posters' nonsense - geez
    RTFW (RTF Whois)

  275. prosco? by toolz · · Score: 1

    Prosco?

    Sounds like something you should seek treatment for.

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  276. I think that it's fair to assume by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    That Groklaw will do that, within the bounds of fair use. Not that you actually had any intention of doing it, of course, but it's always fun to come up with great ideas for less lazy people to implement.

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  277. Don't be so silly by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    We're not pro-SCO, we just find you Lunix zealots so unbearably cute that we have to troll you just a little.

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  278. On Earth, we have a concept called 'fiction' by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Which refers to something that you don't necessarily have to believe in in order to get paid for writing.

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  279. ATTENTION SLASHDOTTERS by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    You Have Been Trolled. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day.

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  280. Twitter: Life and times of a petulant cock-gobbler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter, you're a petulant cock-gobbling sycophant to Linux Torvaldyos! Quit taking DP from ESR and RMS's feculent cocks and why don't you try to stop sucking quite so much? Get out of your parents' basement and see the real world - maybe then you'll see how pathetic you sound, with your neverending stream of bullshit about how Microsoft is stalking you. Wasn't it you who said that Microsoft believes your insane ranting is actually a threat to them, so they PAY PEOPLE to reply to you on Slashdot? No sir, I don't get any money. I do it for the love. Someone has to go up against your paranoid whining. So get back in your cage and shut the fuck up already.

  281. Twitter: Life and times of a petulant cock-gobbler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter, you're a petulant cock-gobbling sycophant to Linux Torvaldyos! Quit taking DP from ESR and RMS's feculent cocks and why dont you try to stop sucking quite so much? Get out of your parents' basement and see the real world - maybe then you'll see how pathetic you sound, with your neverending stream of bullshit about how Microsoft is stalking you. Wasn't it you who said that Microsoft believes your insane ranting is actually a threat to them, so they PAY PEOPLE to reply to you on Slashdot? No sir, I don't get any money. I do it for the love. Someone has to go up against your paranoid whining. So get back in your cage and shut the fuck up already.

  282. My version: by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    The SCOX has a secret goal to

    (1) Take as much MS money as possible

    (2) Advertize Linux

    (3) Harden GNU/Linux's legal position and warn the developers

    (4) Employ PJ (not directly, of course). And also make some noise here on /.

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  283. It just so happens .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. someone got www.antisco.net working, pointing to a proper location.

  284. Yeah, well, maybe into a page of alternative views by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I'm not seriously expecting anyone to hack WHOIS.

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  285. Re:New gold ... is greed by blengino · · Score: 1

    Amazon's "one-click" patent, for example, is in NO WAY innovative.

    Wasn't amazon one click the first idiot patent on the wild? That's innovation

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  286. AC providing balance and fairness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet the SCO people think the same kinds of things as you do, AC.

  287. Re:New gold ... is greed by symbolic · · Score: 1


    And this brings me to an interesting question...how many ways can you implement "one click"?

  288. Twitter, you gotta lose this troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, Twitter's personal troll strikes.

    Twitter, does this guy fancy you? Did he feel jilted when he found out you're straight? He seems obsessed.

  289. Re:New gold ... is greed by Ford+Fulkerson · · Score: 1

    And this brings me to an interesting question...how many ways can you implement "one click"?

    There are an infinite number of ways to implement this idea. Remember, the implementation is the software application that drives the site, not the user interface of the site.

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  290. What's the record for fastest slashdotting? by Wybaar · · Score: 1

    Someone should record when prosco.net is made available for people to read and when the slashdotting takes it down. I'm guessing that it'll probably take no more than an hour or two for the site to grind to a screeching halt, and another hour or so after that before smoke comes out of the server.

    Before you check no, trying to go to prosco.net doesn't do anything yet.

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  291. Point is... by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    ...there are more eloquent ways to state your case against everyone's favorite Capitalism Experiment Gone Awry.