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  1. +5, Funny on Working Around Bad Luck on the Resume? · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of a little turd of a company named SCO?

  2. Seriously on Freenet Project More Stable, In Need · · Score: 1

    With Freenet not really an option, I guess their only choice is to go for a coup.

  3. Re:Hmmm on Freenet Project More Stable, In Need · · Score: 1

    Here's hoping it's free as in free basing... Bring on the Pyrex fission!
    I've been waiting for an open source drug simulator. Combine this with Free Yayo and I think we'll be in business (referencing the shirt, I know it's spelled "llello").

    How many kilos was the download, again?

  4. Re:Silver Dollar City on WineX 3.3 Out - Now Supports Steam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judging by how much noise some of my friends' computers make, it would appear that they have already taken advantage of this new-found steam powered computing technology.

    Time to replace that old "turbo" button with a "turbine" button.

    (when you're tired, every joke is funny)

  5. Re:Yawn.... on Tom's Hardware Reviews Multi-Display Gaming · · Score: 1
    I had multi-display gaming on my Mac ten years ago

    I'm not sure what multi-display on a Mac-10 would mean, but I'm pretty sure that I don't wanna find out.

  6. Re:POSSIBLY important on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 1

    I actually thought about saying that they were pushed out in parentheses, but I figured no one would call me on it.

  7. Re:It is a shame on Digital Oscars Awarded · · Score: 1
    But since it is not "interesting" they do not get any air time.

    You know what? You're right. We should put more uninteresting specials on TV so we can flood everyone's lives with stuff that's respectful instead of interesting.

    As a side note I would say that information on the people behind the technology and their accomplishments would actually be interesting, it just would not be flashy and it wouldn't be immediately clear that it's interesting.

  8. Re:ObFuturamaQuote on Mozilla Firebird gets .8 Release, and New Name · · Score: 1

    Bender: They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em taste-icles!

  9. Re:They... on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Mom, I'm going out to pick up Dildows.

    What?

  10. POSSIBLY important on Space Station Slowly Falling Apart? · · Score: 5, Funny
    and possibly important components

    Is this a nice way of saying that a slothful astronaut got sucked out into space?

  11. Re:they forgot on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 1

    They also forgot to put the final body parts on the hanged man. I mean, they clearly lost after 10 letters or so. Those |_||\|o|0\/\/5 guys are obviously cheating.

  12. Re:Been done before! on Lindows becomes Lindash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently the recent labels have a picture of a goat on them. Halfway down this page is a picture from the Bully Hill Winery with an unusual quote sitting atop one of the doorways in reference to the goat labels:

    They have taken away my heritage, but they didn't get my goat.

    If only he had 0wned llamas. Excuse me, that should have read "owned."

  13. Re:Caste? on Indian Techies Answer About 'Onshore Insourcing' · · Score: 1
    analogous to affirmative action in US

    I was under the impression that affirmative action in the US was based entirely (or almost entirely) on race and level of education was ignored. This would explain why people dislike affirmative action in the US, anyway.

  14. Re:Anyone want to take bets? on Gene Therapy Creates Strong Super-Rats · · Score: 1

    Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.

  15. Re:My university... on Painkiller PC Demo Debuts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I consider you lucky to get 4 kb/s. I'm not sure of the reason, but I have trouble getting over 900 bits per second. I download about 1,000 times faster through HTTP...

  16. Re:SF29! on Robot Stories Movie · · Score: 1

    Ha! I already saw it at BiMonSciFiCon.

  17. Re:One reply on Mono and dotGnu: What's the Point? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Miguel, muchas gracias para tu repuesta...

    Yeah, this guy doesn't know Spanish. Allow me:

    Miguel, muchas gracias para los cerebros deliciosos y los monos azules. Vamos a comer todos los monitos.
  18. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Tetris - From Russia With Love · · Score: -1, Troll
    Tetris invents YOU!

    Wait, wasn't the game invented by someone from Soviet Russia? Yet he's taking all the credit for inventing Tetris, when it actually invented him! And now Slashdot is propagating the myth. Thank you, Anonymous Coward, you've shown me the light! I'll now go join Anti-Slash.

  19. No, you don't want some on SCOoby Snacks · · Score: 1

    I've heard that they're smoking ground up human babies--or at least what's left after they eat the meat.

  20. Re:EMP on Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    As long as the robots are running Windows, I think we'll be fine. Just BSOD them out of commission.

  21. Re:Schools on TeacherReviews.com Forced Offline · · Score: 1

    I'd say that duct tape and a trunk is fit more for a sudden and silent coup de academia. Call me conservative or possibly even reactionary, but nothing matches the humiliation and quick response that follows a good ole tar and feathering. This type of demonstration is much more overt and blunt, this may help to smack slacking professors back into line.

  22. Re:Yeah right on The 100-Million Mile Network · · Score: 1

    I'll admit that I didn't initially follow this joke, but after looking at the article you linked that disproved the exsitence of "ether," I must say that this is the funniest comment I've read today. Bravo!

  23. Re:It's got a WAV! on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 1

    Ah, but you're forgetting one very important face: the Ferrari laptop is RED! Isn't that outrageous? Red. He'll be able to show up all of his starched-shirt friends even when it's not casual Friday. What a free spirit this character is!

  24. Re:Handlebar mustache? on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, both of the properties you listed would imply that he is rather wealthy from making sly Texas oil deals, so yes, he probably is rolling in chicks on his million dollar yacht.

  25. Ferrari, eh? on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I can use this while driving, correct? You know, in addition to talking on my cell phone, shaving, making notes on my PDA, translating various languages for the benefit of my passengers, beating Kasparov at chess over the Internet, and giving advice to NASA and the ESA about how to avoid retaliation on their probes from the native Martian factions.