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  1. Re:A step in the right direction... on Azureus Decentralizes Bittorrent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Look at it this way, guns can be used to hunt for food. But the truth is, 99% of gun use is against people.

    I call bull-fucking-shit on that. For every person who is shot, I would argue there is an animal who is shot. This makes the figure below 50%. In fact, I would say the percentage of use that is against people is far below that. You do realize every cow you eat is shot, right?

  2. Re:Great trailer on Serenity Screenings Sell Out · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, once Lucas got a hold of the movie, it would be:
    Bad Guy: I want to work this out like civilized men. I'm not [SHOOTS FIRST]
    Mal: Damn you Lucas!!

  3. Re:Make the call on Ex-Microsoft CTO Checks In On Patent Reform · · Score: 1

    God did it! Duh!

    *snort* You and your heathen ideas. What next? Heliocentrism?

    In all seriousness: whoops, you're right. In my haste to make a "/.ers don't have sex" joke, I failed to think the science through.

  4. Re:Make the call on Ex-Microsoft CTO Checks In On Patent Reform · · Score: 1

    Headline: Replication of Own DNA Requires Payment of Royalties

    Amount Slashdotters pay: $0 in lieu of no infringing uses on record

  5. Re:Tigger on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 1

    I normally don't, but you misspelled FIFTEEN times!!! That's ridiculous. It's pertinent that you spell correctly. How old are you that you misspelled so many things? I see you have a very new UID, so I'm guessing you must be fairly young.
    Misspelling gives people the idea that you are about 12 years old. Do you want that image? I sure don't. By pointing out your spelling mistakes, I am helping you. If you avoid spelling mistakes, your arguments become stronger.

  6. Re:Tigger on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it. I should have been more clear -- the bold stuff is my corrections. Look at the original to see what he really wrote. If you dare. ;)

  7. Re:Tigger on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 1

    The original poster didn't write "they are". He wrote "there".

  8. Re:I don't trust him on Kevin Smith Previews Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    Nor one who constantly casts Natalie Portman and doesn't include hot grits and petrification.

  9. Re:Here's where I play Devil's advocate. on Kevin Smith Previews Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    Oh how I wish that was the lyrics in The Saga Begins .

  10. I wouldn't worry about it... on Kevin Smith Previews Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    Of course, I'm just bitching about movies on the internet, so what do I know?

    Of course, this is hardly Poopchute.com

  11. Re:READ IT!!! on Kevin Smith Previews Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    Machiavellian -- which I know I just misspelled

    Congratulations, you spelled it correctly!

  12. Re:READ IT!!! on Kevin Smith Previews Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 1

    ... they'll think of them as being in order and many will be surprised when they learn they weren't shot in order.

    Are these viewers going to blind to the fact that the special effects from 1, 2 (and presumably 3) completely blow away everything from 4,5 and 6?

  13. Re:Tigger on Apple Sued over Tiger, Injunction Sought · · Score: 2

    Oh my God, I think we have a winner here:

    They're bouncy trouncy flouncy pouncy Fun fun fun fun fun But the most wonderfull thing about "tiger direct" is they're the only one. Thank God they're the only one! That company is souch a rip off they're worse than frys. and thats really really really bad.

    15 errors! I'm not a spelling Nazi, but that's just horrendous. Ignoring the lack of knowledge of the correct lyrics (completely unforgivable!!! ;), you still missed "they're", "really", "worse", "than", "wonderful", and "bouncy".

  14. Re:Go Apple! on Safari Passes the Acid2 Test · · Score: 1

    ...then the valid would be invalidated invalidly, wouldn't it?

    I'm quite sure you meant it that way instead.

  15. Re:What the hell did they do to the batmobile? on Batman Begins Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    That's not the Batmobile. The Batmobile was designed by Bruce, and this movie happens before he designed it. This vehicle was designed as a military prototype by Wayne Enterprises.

  16. Re:But I liked Batman Forever. on Batman Begins Trailer Released · · Score: 1

    I think Val Kilmer is good at playing dark characters; I enjoyed Batman Forever as well. However, my parents hated that movie, and here's their excuse: Val Kilmer is too depressing.
    Me: Mom, Dad. That's the whole point to Batman!

  17. Neither on European Libraries Counter Google Digitisation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Divisive pride, or healthy competition?

    Neither, you idiot. They are not competing! They are not dividing! They are doing something Google is not -- digitising European works. For Christ's sake, that's like saying by building a library in a small town, you are trying to take a jab at a library in a neighboring town!

  18. Re:I Dub Thee, "Sir Troll" on Graphical Gentoo Installer In The Works · · Score: 2, Informative

    Scroll down. "Without a doubt, Gentoo has set itself apart from every other distro out there. Because it's source-based, it's notorious for its speed. Because of emerge, it's notorious for being simple to maintain," is already there.

  19. Re:Google Cache on The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker · · Score: 1

    I think you mean here.

  20. Re:The Planet's Most Moronic Slashdot Post on The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wish I had my Halloween photos from two years ago -- I went to the big Halloween party on 6th Street in Austin dressed as Captain Obvious; I just put some crazy mismatched clothes on and stapled a big sign to my shirt that said "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS". When people would ask me who I was supposed to be, I would say in a rather large voice, "I'M CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and run away.

    Yes, I am aware of how stupid I am.

  21. Re:Send in the Clones! on White House: No Kerry Supporters at IATC Meeting · · Score: 1

    Well, considering the grandparent mentioned John McCain and Al Gore as the likely candidates for the two major parties, I can only assume he meant 2000, as neither of them ran in 2004.

  22. Re:Maybe it's the "iCon" title on Publisher Wiley's Books Pulled from Apple Stores · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is everyone missing that "icon" can mean an important figure in history?

  23. Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 1

    Strider44, over the past week or so, your posts have showed up in every badass thread I've read; you are getting friended. Keep it up!

  24. Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None on Longhorn Beta is Disappointing · · Score: 1

    There is no "airplane crashing into building" idiom, nor is there an idiom about tsunamis. However, there is an idiom that is very old about a train wreck. Thus, you are asking for long-established phrases from English to be discarded (albeit temporarily) because you don't want to offend people? Can anyone say "policital correctness"?

  25. Re:Why do you not see... on Steve Ballmer Responds to Discrimination Issue · · Score: 1

    I'd like to take this time to point out that the man said "I voted for Bush as the lesser of two evils". By his own admission, he voted for evil. I'm not saying he did, he is.