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  1. Re:total bullshit? on Snowden: Clinton's Private Email Server Is a 'Problem' · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sure it was more like "The rules only apply the schlubs, they don't apply to me."

  2. Re:In other news... on Pioneer Looks To Laserdisc Tech For Low-Cost LIDAR · · Score: 1

    Gay Man Walking!

  3. Re:It is horrific, however... on Brain-Eating Amoeba Scoffs At Chlorine In Water Pipes · · Score: 2

    It also made him gay.

  4. Re:Marketplace Justice on Despite Reports of Hacking, Baby Monitors Remain Woefully Insecure · · Score: 1

    That's totally made up. It would never happen IRL.

  5. Re:Why surprising? on Ashley Madison Source Code Shows Evidence They Created Bots To Message Men · · Score: 1

    you can receive messages, you can't send any until you pay...

  6. Hello, market segmentation. Microsoft wishes they could do this.

  7. Re:Brilliant on Shape-Shifting Navigation Device Points You In the Right Direction · · Score: 1

    Just imagine how it will feel once it crawls it's way to your penis-zone.

  8. Re:For starters... on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do If You Were Suddenly Wealthy? · · Score: 1

    Buy slashdot and replace the chimpanzees that are the 'editors'.

  9. Re: Isn't this thing already deployed? on F-35 To Face Off Against A-10 In CAS Test · · Score: 5, Insightful

    200 years from now, we'll still be paying for it.

  10. Re:woooh technology is out to git ya on The Coming Terrorist Threat From Autonomous Vehicles · · Score: 1

    Yes. Everybody gets hitman-style tattoos.

  11. Re:Yeah, nah. on Chris Christie Proposes Tracking Immigrants the Way FedEx Tracks Packages · · Score: 1

    The anal probe was fine, but you draw the line at a permanent tattoo on the back of your head ala Hitman?

  12. Re:Hang on a minute... on Systemd Absorbs "su" Command Functionality · · Score: 1

    Nothing a line of cocaine won't fix.

  13. Re:Still uses WebView on Microsoft Builds Open-Source Browser Using HTML, JavaScript, and CSS · · Score: 2

    yeah, how many apps are just a webview and an iAd view, basically monetizing somebody else's content.

  14. Re:From TFA: bit-exact or not? on Ten Dropbox Engineers Build BSD-licensed, Lossless 'Pied Piper' Compression Algorithm · · Score: 2

    There's always somebody who will say they can tell the difference between the original file and the compressed/decompressed copy...

  15. Re:"Uber embiggens" on Uber Hires Hackers Who Remotely Killed a Jeep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now if you drive for the competition, and your car happens to break down...you've been Ubered!

  16. Re:You Can't prove Nothing on Federal Court Overturns Ruling That NSA Metadata Collection Was Illegal · · Score: 1

    It's the mafia defense. If nobody talks, everybody walks.

  17. Re:There's an obvious solution on Since-Pulled Cyanogen Update For Oneplus Changes Default Home Page To Bing · · Score: 1

    wouldn't be surprised if they pulled a Windows and also helpfully use some hard-coded IP addresses, just so freeloaders like you still pay.

  18. Re:I love the idea of connected devices BUT... on A "Public Health" Approach To Internet of Things Security · · Score: 1

    You cheap freeloader! You didn't pay enough up front for your application/car/phone/device, for the CEO of the manufacturer to keep in hookers and coke for the rest of his life. Clearly, you need to keep paying, at least until the device is no longer able to function. And then you need to buy a new one, immediately.

  19. Re:Apple did this to me on Google May Try To Recruit You For a Job Based On Your Search Queries · · Score: 1

    Fucking programmers never read the requirements.

  20. Re:the riskiest thing i do everyday on Canadian Nuclear Accident Study Puts Risks Into Perspective · · Score: 2

    Nowadays, the problem is that the government and the press work together to completely blow risks of events happening completely out of perspective, one to keep the population in fear to enable increasing monitoring of them, the other for ever higher ratings.

  21. Re:So 19% are lying, delusional, or don't know? on Most Healthcare Managers Admit Their IT Systems Have Been Compromised · · Score: 1

    The only real solution is to give the whole project over to the NSA. They'll make sure nobody else has access to the data, unless they get paid.

  22. Re:Sure it's expensive on More Cities Use DNA To Catch Dog Owners Who Don't Pick Up Waste · · Score: 1

    That's what happens when most people come from somewhere else...

  23. Re:Bureaucracy on Oakland Changes License Plate Reader Policy After Filling 80GB Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure someone from DHS, FBI or the NSA is on their way with a brand new, fully-configured [no touching!] server with a multi-terabyte HD system, that automatically signals the home office when it gets close to being full. No charge.

  24. Re:What does Science have to say about this? on Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness · · Score: 1, Funny

    Triple blind is when the gov't kills everyone involved in the test.

  25. Re:No time on Ask Slashdot: Technical Resources For Non-Technical Disciplines? · · Score: 1

    It's not exactly clear if the accountant was hired/joined the startup to code, to do accounting, or as part of management. It really depends on what his role is to determine how he interacts with the developers and what he needs to do to interact effectively with them.