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  1. Re:Great! on Geek Olympics Code for Gold · · Score: 0

    "The horror! The horror!"

  2. Re:A big stick and a dead horse on Star Wars TV Show, And An Unmade Trilogy · · Score: 0

    "And, preferable, let ANYONE else write them."
    Like Harve Bennett. Hopefully he could do for Star Wars what he did for the Star Trek films.

  3. Re:Two Things on Muppets Named Top Scientists · · Score: 0

    "2) I wonder what the poll results would be if it was conducted as a Slashdot poll? I'm guessing Spock would win due to the nerd contingent."
    He's lost, Jim. There's nothing I can do.

  4. Re:Interesting bug on Google Releases Gmail Notifier · · Score: 0

    I've got Firefox and it works just fine.

  5. Fark on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan · · Score: 0

    I can see the Fark.com headline now: "Japanese build robots that wrestle, find Sarah Connor."

  6. Re:Prior Art? on Apple Patents 'Chameleon' Computer Case · · Score: 0

    That sounds like a hardware version of the RedHat network icon that would flash red if you needed to update, blue if it was updating and green if you were ok.

  7. Re:Trials in Humans Without MD on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 0

    You probably gained most of the weight back as muscle. Before, it was mainly fat.

  8. Re:Use in MD? on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 0

    "Sounds like this may have more than one use. Like steroids."
    Or botulisim.

  9. Re:Cybernectics and sports on Gene Doping: Genetically Engineered Athletes · · Score: 0

    "Once a football team fields a goalie the exact height and width of the goal, we may see some outcry."
    I think that the average citizen here in America is coming close to that, at least in width, I'm afraid.

  10. All right! on Turn Real Life Into A Cartoon · · Score: 0

    Now we can have fun with "Alien vs BSA Copyright Ferret!"

  11. Hijacking on Biometrics at the Statue of Liberty · · Score: 0

    I guess they're not letting them carry swiss army knives into the statue because W. is afraid that someone might try to hijack the statue, like in Ghostbusters II.

  12. Re:Holodecks are next!! on Walking In A VR Future · · Score: 0

    For the world is holo and I have touched the sky!

  13. Other URL's on Jerry Falwell Wins Dispute Over Fallwell.com · · Score: 0

    Lucky for this guy, ihatefallwell.com, fallwellblows.com and fallwellsucks.com are all still avadable.

  14. Re: Re:Democracy.. on Using Copyright To Suppress Political Speech · · Score: 0

    You're absolutley right. And read this except from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism
    "A one-person, one-vote democracy was rejected in favor of representation by interest groups."
    Now, what does this sound like? Calling Bush a Facist (in a literal sense) seems reasonable.

  15. Re:Not so easily manipulated on Microsoft Developing Linux Policy, Plan of Attack · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has funded 13 studies over the past year comparing Linux with its own products. Guess what: All of them come out in favor of MicroSoft. The studies are generously referenced in an advertising campaign dubbed "Get the Facts." Can Linux really handle crucial areas such as security and e-mail?"
    Yeah, I have a copy of that "Study" (in my hands, right now) and in it they talk about UNIX not Linux . They never really talk about why they have found Linux to be technically inferior. Instead, they skirt the issues with graphs like the "Gartner Magic Quadrant for WS Major Vendor Influence", which gages the "Ability to Execute" and "Completeness of Vision." That is bullshit on a stick. There is also a bar graph titled "Product Support: Lifecycle for Desktops" in which they claim that Windows has a lifecycle of eight years while Linux only has a lifecycle of two. If this is so, then why is MicroSoft pushing upgrades like Pablo Escobar pushed cocaine? And last but not least there is the story of Maidenform, a seller of brassieres, which MicroSoft claimed spent more on UNIX than on their switch to Windows. Again, UNIX not Linux . And they did. Except that the cost of hardware for UNIX was higher because they leased the three servers, as opposed to the cost of buying one from Compaq, which is listed in the total cost of Windows for this company.
    Now, I'm not going to argue that the inital cost of buying UNIX is lower than that of buying Windows. It's not. UNIX is generally more expensive. But MicroSoft is using this fact to claim that Linux is more expensive to own. Again, bullshit on a atick.
    Now, I'm not an IT professional. (I'm actually just a bored teenager who obtained the study by claiming that I was an IT pro.) But from where I see it, MicroSoft is lying. And that's not nescisarily a bad thing. It means that they cannot legitimately beat Linux.

  16. Re:Disney's Homosexual Conspiracy on Disney Suggests Mandating DRM On All Media · · Score: 0

    Whenever I hear about Fox, the opening riff from Eric Clapton's song "Cocaine" goes through my head.

    As to this whole, evil DRM regulation: When the first ammendment fails, use the second.

  17. Poor Virgin! on Virgin Accuses Apple of Abusing Monopoly · · Score: 1, Informative
    They're going to have to get the French DGSE to spy on Apple for them! Don't believe me? The French will do it:
    • http://www.forensics-intl.com/art9.html

    "You may not be much safer while aboard an airliner. Anderson says the French have been accused of bugging seats in the first-class section of their airliners. Ditto for French hotel rooms frequented by executives. "
  18. Re:Space ownership is a necessity on Lawyers In Space... · · Score: 0

    Space is just like the sea in a legal sense (Ever noticed Star Trek operated like the Navy?). So commerical development should be regulated in mostly the same way. Now, what does this mean for uninhabited worlds? I'd say that whoever gets there first can claim everything they survey. But their claim is only valid if they can enforce it. And if a private corporation claims something, it belongs to the country where the corporation was encorporated. What does this mean? It means that the Cayman Islands will be one of the world's largest spacefairing powers.

  19. Re:Possession != Right on Lawyers In Space... · · Score: 0

    "They will also have to deal with things like - eminent domain, and abandanment laws, as well as the property taxes"
    Don't forget those pesky Klingons.

  20. Cool on Hiptop/Sidekick Sequel Unleashed · · Score: 0

    That thing looks cool, but will it sync with Linux?

  21. Re:YES. End of story. on Is Typing a Necessary Skill? · · Score: 0

    Yeah. I get that alot at school.

  22. Re:Oh my god on Don't Nurse Old Hardware - Emulate It · · Score: 0

    "industry leading Windows 2000 stability and performance"
    That's up there with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." in terms of truth.

  23. Sony Vaio PCG-FRV25 on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: 0

    Yeah, mine can run for about 3.5 hours at most on lowest backlight without PCMCIA card, reading from optical disc or doing processor-heavy activity (Playing long DivX movies, playing fullscreen games, etc.)
    I can get through a 2-hour DivX movie on battery.

  24. Takeover??? on iTunes For Linux, Thanks To CodeWeavers · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think this makes iTunes the first mainstream online music store to run under Linux. Apple should really try a native port, 'cuz if they did they would own the Linux market for music stores.
    Step 1: Port iTunes to Linux
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!

  25. Re:great news on Linux Smartphones Race To Be 1st In U.S. · · Score: 0

    You need a 12" Powerbook, man.