Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody;-) DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bulls**tting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a f**king asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your p***y Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your p***y. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your p***y? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes?
One -- Slashdot seems to be into content-directed ads now... as google was my ad for this story.
Two -- If you want your pages indexed faster and more frequently, sign-up and place a google adsense ad on your page. Many webmasters believe that google is having to index so many adsense pages... that is difficult for google to add many more non-ad driven pages.
Just sign up for adsense and run it a couple of weeks while you build your site. After google has spidered your site well, then just drop adsense.
Good luck. I would love to hear any of your google-related tricks.
AC
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At $1/hour, this sounds like a low-gain way to infuriate both your friends and perfect strangers.
Why? Guys like this post to infuriate friends and strangers on slashdot... and does it for free!
If trolls thought they could make a dollar an hour, they would jump on it.
"The RPC/DCOM Runtime vulnerability should be of special concern to all users," said Gullotto. "There's great potential for another worm that exploits this."
Great... "Here comes the worms again..."
Any idea if these exploits were discovered from the Microsoft's leaked code... or if they were discovered out in the wild?
My whole kid's class is using Maestro to view the Mars photos in a similiar fashion to the NASA engineers.
Great science... and great learning as well. It's java driven... and crunches older computers. However, it really shows the excellent work that we are doing there.
May I just get somebody to help me pay off my student loans and make sure that there is enough social security to cover my health when I get old?
AC
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Just remember NOT to purchase google when it goes IPO.
Yahoo spiked big right after the IPO, and then it took years to return to that value.
Even Money last month noted that people should not buy stock in a new IPO as most of them rise rapidly, fall rapidly, and then level out after a few years.
I love Google and will love to own a piece of the company... I am just going to wait for the honeymoon period to be over first.:)
I know that I am getting old when I think of interactive fiction as those old "choose your own adventure" books.
If you would like the stab the dragon, turn to page 23.
If you would like to tickle the dragons underbelly, turn to page 56.
Plus, I had such a short attention span, I could never remember the "death pages" until I had already turned to them 3 or 4 times.
What great literature that was! The skill it took to write a death page that covered all the potential ways you could have gotten there. And we thinking coding is hard...
I cheer Bush's decision to advance our space program. However, hasn't the current Mars program been pretty successful?
Let's use the money to build a shuttle replacement. Right now we are talking to Russia about transporting our guys up and down?
Pour the money into a more efficent, safer transport system... Considering the huge amount of debt we are in now, methinks that is a better use of our money.
Is there a way to post a babelfished link? Does google do tranlation stuff yet?
Anyway... enjoy.
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Does XFree86 GPL become incompatible? Sent of demon at the Fr, 30 January 2004 around 10:21
Durch a change of the license regulations will will become the coming version of XFree86 incompatible to the well-known GPL and a linking of GPL applications to XFree86 "problematic". Hardly the turbulences in the XFree86-Lager grew silent, seem a further controversy from the fence to to break. As David Dawes of the XFree86-Projekt communicated, the XFree86-Projekt changes its license on a new version 1.1. A change of the license represents no point at issue in the reason still, became nevertheless already in the past restrictive licenses of liberals. This time the situation seems to be however more problematic, because XFree86 becomes more restrictive.
As license can be taken further very much from the liberal, can be changed, driven out and applied all programs under the "XFree86 License 1,1" without publication of the source code. Again was added however a clause, which means that each distribution and each product, which contain XFree86 must attach a note either in the documentation or in the application on XFree86 ("This product includes software developed by The XFree86 Project, Inc. (http://www.xfree86.org/) and its contributors"). That is problematic, as the Free software Foundation already meant in another case.
The organization had not GPL compatibly classified the first version of the BSD license in the past as and had expressed substantial doubts against a linking of GPL- and BSD applications. The famous "BSD advertising clause" does not make the license unfree, cause however practical problems, including an incompatibility with the GNU GPL, so the Foundation. In the past the Free software Foundation guessed/advised to use the straight XFree86-Lizenz because it was to a large extent with the BSD license compatible and the notorious clause does not contain. Thus conclusion might probably be, because a determination of the BSD clause as "GPL incompatible" makes automatically also the new XFree86-Lizenz for GPL applications "problematic".
Which follows from the earlier declaration of the BSD license, could extensive consequences both for the Distributoren as well as for other manufacturers have. Thus GPL applications may be linked against an GPL incompatible library, this require however a note in the source code - a condition, which will fulfill hardly an application. If this note is not contained, linking is not permitted.
Thus either if XFree86 should not change their license or the Free software Foundation their declaration, then the current version of XFree86 will be probably also last release delivered by the Distributoren. Because it is questionable whether Distributoren get involved in a "problematic" use. Options during a non--change might be either freedesktop.org, Xouvert or a new Fork. Not completely averse would be also the developers. As pro Linux from KDE Entwicklerkreisen experienced, also they are not with XFree86 content and think ever more frequently about one transferred to freedesktop.org. (thanks at Rene.)
Legos decided to get free press by saying they were going to stop creating Mindstorm legos. This got a lot of people up-in-arms and they started spilling the wonders of Mindstorm everywhere. Then lego states that they have decided not to stop making them. What free advertising!
I feel that NASA has used the same technique here. The general population supports NASA but it's hard to get the people to publically stand for NASA's support. By saying that they are scrapping the Hubble, they found a way to stimulate the public into lobbying for the program.
Recently a buddy of mine came over a pointed out all the errors on the Matrix Reloaded. I thought "what a loser" and now I'm looking at the same thing for LOTRs. Gesh.
I have never understood why we get so excited about these type of "errors."
However, in business people fail... often multiple times before they have a financially successful project or company.
In some ways he has already succeeded in this project--he has a large angel investor. As my accountant and lawyer both recently told me, most investors avoid internet-anything as they are still hurting from the dotcom flop.
Getting money from investors for internet/tech related projects is tough right now. He has gotten money...
Thus the joy of this installation. You just tell them that it's a program. "Program" sounds so much nicer than "OS."
If they won't let you do that... then you have to go old school. You must convince your parents that they need a newer and better system so you can run the Maestro java simulation to enjoy and learn from the current Mars experience. Suggestions like "I wanna be an astronaut, dad!" work well.
After they buy their new screaming P4 system, you take the old system and abuse the hell out of it installing every version of linux that you can find. (Which, of course, will get you closer to working with NASA than playing with the mastro software...)
The power of this is that it will allow people to try and experience linux without complicated duel-booting or format/installing.
More and more people started using linux when bootable stand-alone versions were developed. This will support this boost many times over.
Think about it. Hack kiddies hear that linux is the way to go. They install it over/within windows... and god forbid, actually realize that linux is a great tool. When I was growing up, I had to limp along with my OS-of-the-day box while my dad was protective of his little system. With this system, future linux kiddies and parents can live in harmony.
If people believe that they can do their daily activities with their linux programs, then a proportion of these will dump the windows portion to get the performance boost.
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Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? ;-)
DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKateooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bulls**tting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a f**king asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your p***y
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your p***y.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your p***y?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Free Article Without soul-sucking
Enjoy!
AC
One -- Slashdot seems to be into content-directed ads now... as google was my ad for this story.
Two -- If you want your pages indexed faster and more frequently, sign-up and place a google adsense ad on your page. Many webmasters believe that google is having to index so many adsense pages... that is difficult for google to add many more non-ad driven pages.
Just sign up for adsense and run it a couple of weeks while you build your site. After google has spidered your site well, then just drop adsense.
Good luck. I would love to hear any of your google-related tricks.
AC
At $1/hour, this sounds like a low-gain way to infuriate both your friends and perfect strangers.
Why? Guys like this post to infuriate friends and strangers on slashdot... and does it for free!
If trolls thought they could make a dollar an hour, they would jump on it.
AC
"The RPC/DCOM Runtime vulnerability should be of special concern to all users," said Gullotto. "There's great potential for another worm that exploits this."
Great... "Here comes the worms again..."
Any idea if these exploits were discovered from the Microsoft's leaked code... or if they were discovered out in the wild?
AC
Here's the way I do it.
AC
Reg Free Link. Enjoy!
AC
My whole kid's class is using Maestro to view the Mars photos in a similiar fashion to the NASA engineers.
Great science... and great learning as well. It's java driven... and crunches older computers. However, it really shows the excellent work that we are doing there.
AC
You would be amazed how much orthopedic surgery is really like being a carpenter!
The bone saws are amazingly powerful and kinda chainsaw like.
Even cooler are the body suits that the orthopedic docs where to keep from getting themselves infected from all the flying debri.
Err... what does this have to do with high school students?
Harvard teaches other stuff than just medicine.
Getting into medical school requires an undergrad degree first.
I realize that you were trying to type quickly to get FP... but come on.
Maybe you were providing an obscure reference to some harvard study?
AC
Miracle my ass. I call shenaningans.
I agree it is a crafty story; however, I have witnessed google rapidly spidering a site under some conditions.
For example, if you have google adsense enabled, google will often spider it minutes after it receives its first few hits.
AC
Risks of dying in car: 1 in 100
Risks of dying in plane:1 in 20,000
Risks of dying from asteroid 1 in 20,000 to 100,000
Source
May I just get somebody to help me pay off my student loans and make sure that there is enough social security to cover my health when I get old?
AC
Just remember NOT to purchase google when it goes IPO.
:)
Yahoo spiked big right after the IPO, and then it took years to return to that value.
Even Money last month noted that people should not buy stock in a new IPO as most of them rise rapidly, fall rapidly, and then level out after a few years.
I love Google and will love to own a piece of the company... I am just going to wait for the honeymoon period to be over first.
AC
Forget the recipes, enjoy the science behind cooking with Good Eats!
I have yet to introduce one of my geek friends to Alton Brown and they not fall in love with his cooking techniques and lessons.
If you knowing the why, you'll love this guy. And if you understand cooking... you don't need the bloody recipes, right?
AC
I know that I am getting old when I think of interactive fiction as those old "choose your own adventure" books.
If you would like the stab the dragon, turn to page 23.
If you would like to tickle the dragons underbelly, turn to page 56.
Plus, I had such a short attention span, I could never remember the "death pages" until I had already turned to them 3 or 4 times.
What great literature that was! The skill it took to write a death page that covered all the potential ways you could have gotten there. And we thinking coding is hard...
AC
I cheer Bush's decision to advance our space program. However, hasn't the current Mars program been pretty successful?
Let's use the money to build a shuttle replacement. Right now we are talking to Russia about transporting our guys up and down?
Pour the money into a more efficent, safer transport system... Considering the huge amount of debt we are in now, methinks that is a better use of our money.
We are kicking Mars's ass right now.
AC
If you translate this from the North Carolina numbers, car accidents cause less than 1% of deaths. (Warning... link to my own site)
We spend all of this money on preventing car accidents... when smoking and obesity kills a lot more people.
At least in North Carolina cars will fly before we spend that money against smoking and obesity however.
Is there a way to post a babelfished link? Does google do tranlation stuff yet?
Anyway... enjoy.
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Does XFree86 GPL become incompatible?
Sent of demon at the Fr, 30 January 2004 around 10:21
Durch a change of the license regulations will will become the coming version of XFree86 incompatible to the well-known GPL and a linking of GPL applications to XFree86 "problematic".
Hardly the turbulences in the XFree86-Lager grew silent, seem a further controversy from the fence to to break. As David Dawes of the XFree86-Projekt communicated, the XFree86-Projekt changes its license on a new version 1.1. A change of the license represents no point at issue in the reason still, became nevertheless already in the past restrictive licenses of liberals. This time the situation seems to be however more problematic, because XFree86 becomes more restrictive.
As license can be taken further very much from the liberal, can be changed, driven out and applied all programs under the "XFree86 License 1,1" without publication of the source code. Again was added however a clause, which means that each distribution and each product, which contain XFree86 must attach a note either in the documentation or in the application on XFree86 ("This product includes software developed by The XFree86 Project, Inc. (http://www.xfree86.org/) and its contributors"). That is problematic, as the Free software Foundation already meant in another case.
The organization had not GPL compatibly classified the first version of the BSD license in the past as and had expressed substantial doubts against a linking of GPL- and BSD applications. The famous "BSD advertising clause" does not make the license unfree, cause however practical problems, including an incompatibility with the GNU GPL, so the Foundation. In the past the Free software Foundation guessed/advised to use the straight XFree86-Lizenz because it was to a large extent with the BSD license compatible and the notorious clause does not contain. Thus conclusion might probably be, because a determination of the BSD clause as "GPL incompatible" makes automatically also the new XFree86-Lizenz for GPL applications "problematic".
Which follows from the earlier declaration of the BSD license, could extensive consequences both for the Distributoren as well as for other manufacturers have. Thus GPL applications may be linked against an GPL incompatible library, this require however a note in the source code - a condition, which will fulfill hardly an application. If this note is not contained, linking is not permitted.
Thus either if XFree86 should not change their license or the Free software Foundation their declaration, then the current version of XFree86 will be probably also last release delivered by the Distributoren. Because it is questionable whether Distributoren get involved in a "problematic" use. Options during a non--change might be either freedesktop.org, Xouvert or a new Fork. Not completely averse would be also the developers. As pro Linux from KDE Entwicklerkreisen experienced, also they are not with XFree86 content and think ever more frequently about one transferred to freedesktop.org. (thanks at Rene.)
Legos decided to get free press by saying they were going to stop creating Mindstorm legos. This got a lot of people up-in-arms and they started spilling the wonders of Mindstorm everywhere. Then lego states that they have decided not to stop making them. What free advertising!
I feel that NASA has used the same technique here. The general population supports NASA but it's hard to get the people to publically stand for NASA's support. By saying that they are scrapping the Hubble, they found a way to stimulate the public into lobbying for the program.
Way to go NASA! Marketing brillance!
AC
Why I am so addicted to stuff like this?
The Star-Wars blooper sites are great as well.
Recently a buddy of mine came over a pointed out all the errors on the Matrix Reloaded. I thought "what a loser" and now I'm looking at the same thing for LOTRs. Gesh.
I have never understood why we get so excited about these type of "errors."
Anyway... just another facet of my geekness.
AC
I agree.
However, in business people fail... often multiple times before they have a financially successful project or company.
In some ways he has already succeeded in this project--he has a large angel investor. As my accountant and lawyer both recently told me, most investors avoid internet-anything as they are still hurting from the dotcom flop.
Getting money from investors for internet/tech related projects is tough right now. He has gotten money...
He is already ahead of the game.
Ac
-=chuckle=-
If I only Karma points...
AC
Thus the joy of this installation. You just tell them that it's a program. "Program" sounds so much nicer than "OS."
If they won't let you do that... then you have to go old school. You must convince your parents that they need a newer and better system so you can run the Maestro java simulation to enjoy and learn from the current Mars experience. Suggestions like "I wanna be an astronaut, dad!" work well.
After they buy their new screaming P4 system, you take the old system and abuse the hell out of it installing every version of linux that you can find. (Which, of course, will get you closer to working with NASA than playing with the mastro software...)
Good luck.
AC
What?
The power of this is that it will allow people to try and experience linux without complicated duel-booting or format/installing.
More and more people started using linux when bootable stand-alone versions were developed. This will support this boost many times over.
Think about it. Hack kiddies hear that linux is the way to go. They install it over/within windows... and god forbid, actually realize that linux is a great tool. When I was growing up, I had to limp along with my OS-of-the-day box while my dad was protective of his little system. With this system, future linux kiddies and parents can live in harmony.
If people believe that they can do their daily activities with their linux programs, then a proportion of these will dump the windows portion to get the performance boost.
This allows users to ease into linux.
Brillant.
AC