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  1. Only customers? on McBride Says No More Lawsuits From SCO · · Score: -1

    Ok, so they aren't going to file suit against their customers... are they going to stop filing suits against everyone else?

  2. Obligatory! on More on Next-Generation Army Gear · · Score: -1

    All your soldiers are belong to us!

  3. Bad news for us rednecks! on FCC Allows Mix-and-Match Wi-Fi Antennas · · Score: -1

    We've been using our elite redneck engineering skills to swap regular household coat hangers with TV antennae for decades! It was only a matter of time before "the man" busted us for using our brains.

  4. Mad Cow Disease!?! on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: -1

    Oh great, first it was hamburgers we had to worry about, now it's hardware.

  5. Seasonal??? on BitTorrent Beats Kazaa In Traffic Numbers · · Score: -1

    Who says high schoolers don't use BitTorrent too???

  6. Best East German Game EVER! on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: -1

    Wolfenstein.

  7. back in the day... on Video and Software Downloads Overtaking Music · · Score: -1

    I remember downloading a full-length movie once on a dialup connection. It took about a week and a half of DCC-resumes from some IRC channel on DALnet. While I thought it was awesome that I was downloading the movie, I didn't think it was awesome whenever I finished the download and found out it was another movie that just had the file renamed... damn Ron Jeremy has a hairy ass...

  8. Another mock lawsuit! on P2P Bits · · Score: -1

    They sue SCO because they *own* all of the Linux that internet backbones and servers run on. They sue Micro$oft because 95% of the piraters are running Windows. They sue Nullsoft for making Winamp so people for playing MP3s. They sue AOL for running Nullsoft. They sue Intel and AMD for owning the majority of the CPU market because it's hard to decode and listen to those MP3s without processors. They sue Western Digital and Maxtor for making insanely large harddrives that are used solely for storing pirated music. They sound Creative Labs for producing high quality sound cards for people to listen to those mp3s. They sue Altec Lansing and Boston Acoustics for the same reason. They also sue Toshiba for making cable modems, 3com and Netgear for making network cards. Ultimately *they* sue the artists themselves for making music worth being pirated which is just "begging" to have a crime committed. Am I forgetting anyone?

  9. Early Retirement? on AOL Employee Arrested in Spam Scheme · · Score: -1

    I can't wait until he gets found NOT GUILTY and then sues the pants off of AOL for firing him because of some bogus charge. If he is convicted, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

  10. In Soviet Russia... on Open Source Life? · · Score: -1

    The Wheat 2.0 Eats You!

  11. Personal Experience on Are IT Certifications Meaningless? · · Score: -1

    I have just recently finished a 2-year degree at the local tech school. I have no certifications either. Pretty much all I have is experience. It's more about who you know than anything else.

  12. One Great Foreigner Said It Best on Networking in the Danger Zone? · · Score: -1

    Even if he is British, Vinnie Jones has the solution! "Desert Eagle... point five-oh... now, fuck off."

  13. Another stupid idea... on Virtual Real Estate Boom Draws Real Dollars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that I wish I was stupid enough to have thought up first.

  14. Put your foot down! on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: -1

    Tell them either they deal with it, or you're leaving! What self-respecting /. geek would let someone take their computer away from them!?!

  15. My cover! on The Good and Bad of Data Collection · · Score: -1

    My cover had the youngest, hottest teens on the net and pills that would increase my manly unit! Who wouldn't want this showing up in their mail!?! My girlfriend was overjoyed!

  16. Shot for trespassing on Area 51 Hackers Map Buried Surveillance Network · · Score: -1

    Soldier: "If you set one foot on this property, I'll have to shoot you." Civilian: "YOU DON'T EXIST" *steps forward* *BOOM*

  17. Pwned by SCO on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: -1

    Do you know what this means? SCO is going to own the US military! This is just was Darl needs to be a real threat.

  18. Obligatory on Intel Sued for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1

    All your ideas are belong to us!

  19. Next in line to bend over! on Accused Spammer to Debate SpamCop Founder · · Score: -1

    Microsoft too will soon bend over for Mr Sphrncter because people are able to use that devious "Rules Wizard" in Outlook to delete unwanted spam by searching for keywords! Does anyone else hear those banjos?

  20. Who's the judge? on Safe and Insecure? · · Score: -1

    Ok, who's the judge that this guy is going to stand before whenever this goes to trial and what's his e-mail address so I can send this article to him?

  21. Re:Price of a gallon of... on Out of Gas · · Score: -1

    But who drinks 20 gallons of milk per week just to get back and forth from work?

  22. Ironic Name? on Eigenfaces Online Service · · Score: -1

    Why does this name look/sound like "Egg On Face" to me???

  23. And the invoice... on The Ultimate All-In-One Storage Solution · · Score: -1

    is faxed to the RIAA/MPAA as soon as your order is confirmed so they know where to start looking.

  24. Mirror Site?!?!?! on Build Your Own Jet Engine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Two slashdottings for the price of one!

  25. So what's the difference? on Comcast Plans Cable Boxes with Integrated Wi-Fi and Snooping · · Score: -1

    Just plug in your existing wireless access point or broadband router to this, put everything behind your firewall and use NAT.