Where can I file to get blueprints of the tunnels under the MPAA, RIAA, SCO, MS, FBI, CIA, White House, Pentago, NAACP, Disney, AOL, RedHat, and Frito-Lay headquarters?
Did I ask for enough to warrant government attention???
Memory Maker 1: Damn this is expensive.
Memory Maker 2: And nobody is buying it.
Memory Maker 1: We're losing money on this crap.
Memory Maker 2: Let's do something else.
Memory Maker 1: Ok.
Seriously though! I made $35k at my last job as a network admin on a NT/2000 network and now I'm making $30k doing help desk work at my current job because the market is flooded here. HOWEVER, the cost of living is dirt cheap here compared to other parts of the country and even at $15/hr I'm living comfortably with no worries. Even $10/hr is good here.
Because we all know it's these ILLEGAL unlicensed linux boxes hosting 95% of this stuff. Those darn 13 year old 5k1pt k1dd13z need to be brought to justice at once!
...it's who you know. All you need to do is befriend someone high up. It worked for me, I went from a warehouse worker to a network admin, increased salary, more vacation time, better benefits, etc. Unfortunately that company went under and I had to take a helpdesk job. The market sucks.
"include hard-wired security features that can enforce copy protection and help prevent hackers from wreaking havoc on wireless networks."
They forgot to mention that hackers would find a way to circumvent this in 48 hours.
A handheld, portable EMP generator to knock out cell phones, stereos, vehicles, and anything else electronic. It would be good to fire one of these off in the mall or at your local electronics store.
As if working on an IBM mainframe wasn't confusing enough... at first we thought they were speaking Greek, as it turns out they were just speaking Indian...
I had to do this for ReturnBuy Inc... they weren't foreign exactly. Well they were foreigners but they were living in America, go figure. I held my ground and didn't help them one bit until the bankruptcy in which case we all lost our jobs.
as a hobbyist photographer... will this be a wide angle lens or telephoto? will it autofocus? will it automatically adjust shutter speed, white balance, and all of the other nifty things?
They said that the RIAA could speak on the campus about illegal file sharing. I'd love to attend that holding up a sign "All your music are belong to us!" while wearing a Kazaa shirt and a/. hat.
Sure, just find the nearest vendor selling hardware from the trunk of his car. They're in near perfect condition except some scratches on the back where that stupid little ugly bar-code thingy is. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Isn't that fraud or false advertising? And aren't they encouraging piracy in a way by making more hits come up everytime someone searches for a particular app?
On a related note, isn't it illegal to sell grass to someone while saying it's marijuana? Aren't the penalties the same? Why should this be any different. Charge them with piracy, slander for posting your IP, and being sleazy bastards for beating MS/SCO to this idea.
...as saying "All your coffee are belong to us." during a raid of a local Starbucks while seizing 20 computers, 400lbs of coffee beans, and a 12 year old Indian girl with one leg.
Not only will I put porn on a CD, I'll also put porn on a CD!!! WOW!!!! Personally I think I'll save myself $10 and draw stick figure sex0r on the CD with a sharpie.
If I host a site for a friend without a contract and decide to bring it down unless he starts paying for it, there shouldn't be any legal action. I could tell him I want "ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARZ" if I wanted to. If he was violating a WRITTEN CONTRACT then I would see a problem, but there was none.
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Where can I file to get blueprints of the tunnels under the MPAA, RIAA, SCO, MS, FBI, CIA, White House, Pentago, NAACP, Disney, AOL, RedHat, and Frito-Lay headquarters? Did I ask for enough to warrant government attention???
Memory Maker 1: Damn this is expensive.
Memory Maker 2: And nobody is buying it.
Memory Maker 1: We're losing money on this crap.
Memory Maker 2: Let's do something else.
Memory Maker 1: Ok.
How much more conspiring can there be!?!
Get your free h4x0r3d implanted computerz to make your manly-unit bigger straight from Isreal! Only $19.99 + s&h!
Seriously though! I made $35k at my last job as a network admin on a NT/2000 network and now I'm making $30k doing help desk work at my current job because the market is flooded here. HOWEVER, the cost of living is dirt cheap here compared to other parts of the country and even at $15/hr I'm living comfortably with no worries. Even $10/hr is good here.
Because we all know it's these ILLEGAL unlicensed linux boxes hosting 95% of this stuff. Those darn 13 year old 5k1pt k1dd13z need to be brought to justice at once!
...it's who you know. All you need to do is befriend someone high up. It worked for me, I went from a warehouse worker to a network admin, increased salary, more vacation time, better benefits, etc. Unfortunately that company went under and I had to take a helpdesk job. The market sucks.
from a state that taxes you for using WELL WATER and city water?
Who's there? Skr1p+-k1dd13 31337 h4x0r Ok, go on in.
"include hard-wired security features that can enforce copy protection and help prevent hackers from wreaking havoc on wireless networks." They forgot to mention that hackers would find a way to circumvent this in 48 hours.
A handheld, portable EMP generator to knock out cell phones, stereos, vehicles, and anything else electronic. It would be good to fire one of these off in the mall or at your local electronics store.
As if working on an IBM mainframe wasn't confusing enough... at first we thought they were speaking Greek, as it turns out they were just speaking Indian...
I had to do this for ReturnBuy Inc... they weren't foreign exactly. Well they were foreigners but they were living in America, go figure. I held my ground and didn't help them one bit until the bankruptcy in which case we all lost our jobs.
as a hobbyist photographer... will this be a wide angle lens or telephoto? will it autofocus? will it automatically adjust shutter speed, white balance, and all of the other nifty things?
They even had a God for copying music!?! Great, now they're going to demand royalties for 2000+ years of copied music.
We already had an article on this involving Mike Rowe (ie Mikerowesoft.com) right?
They said that the RIAA could speak on the campus about illegal file sharing. I'd love to attend that holding up a sign "All your music are belong to us!" while wearing a Kazaa shirt and a /. hat.
Let's just hope their webservers aren't made out of wood. The slashdot effect would better be known as the slash-and-burn effect.
Sure, just find the nearest vendor selling hardware from the trunk of his car. They're in near perfect condition except some scratches on the back where that stupid little ugly bar-code thingy is. Satisfaction guaranteed!
Isn't that fraud or false advertising? And aren't they encouraging piracy in a way by making more hits come up everytime someone searches for a particular app? On a related note, isn't it illegal to sell grass to someone while saying it's marijuana? Aren't the penalties the same? Why should this be any different. Charge them with piracy, slander for posting your IP, and being sleazy bastards for beating MS/SCO to this idea.
...as saying "All your coffee are belong to us." during a raid of a local Starbucks while seizing 20 computers, 400lbs of coffee beans, and a 12 year old Indian girl with one leg.
"Rise from your grave!"
And next up: HUMAN TAX! Because humans can pirate!
Not only will I put porn on a CD, I'll also put porn on a CD!!! WOW!!!! Personally I think I'll save myself $10 and draw stick figure sex0r on the CD with a sharpie.
If I host a site for a friend without a contract and decide to bring it down unless he starts paying for it, there shouldn't be any legal action. I could tell him I want "ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARZ" if I wanted to. If he was violating a WRITTEN CONTRACT then I would see a problem, but there was none.
I tried to act out that scene from "Snatch" where Vinnie Jones pulls out his "desert eagle... point five oh." and everyone kept running away. *sigh*