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  1. Re:Damn! on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 1

    "If we lose our infrastructure for a manned space program, we may lose the space program all together!"

    Slippery slope? Besides, worst case scenario, we can outsource our manned space flights to China. They've been making leaps and bounds in that area lately.

    "Without manned travel, we're guaranteeing that the cost of sending probes will always be high."

    Actually, I think the cost of sending manned probes would be higher than unmanned. An unmanned probe does not require all of the life support systems and all.

  2. Re:Next week's article... on Microsoft to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 1
    Which just happened to be the same spot as two bare electrical wires, causing himself to be electricuted.

    Actually, the shock only left him comatose and doctors expect him to make full recovery. Sadly though, he dies when his Windows CE based life support system blue-screens. Bill Gates is devastated, and, after a failed venture to build large cargo planes out of plywood, becomes a total recluse.

  3. Next week's article... on Microsoft to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 4, Funny

    A group of hackers announced today that they have cracked the DRM on Microsoft's new online music. Upon hearing the news, Steve Ballmer responded by getting mad and punching a hole in the wall.

  4. Transcript on IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's an excerpt from the award ceremony:

    winner: I won! I won!
    MC: No, you're failing computer science.
    winner: [Segmentation fault]

  5. Re:What we don't know on Open-Destination Quantum Teleportation · · Score: 1
    What we don't know about quantum physics would float many battleships.

    I think it already does. Can you explain bouyancy in terms of subatomic interactions? I didn't think so.

  6. Re:Teleportation? on Open-Destination Quantum Teleportation · · Score: 1

    Let's see here, in this hypothetical future, we can transport matter through the æther, yet we still need to hire a guy to press the button on the machine? Apparently the transit unions have way to much power in the future.

  7. I work with these!! on Linux on a Used Cash Register: Reloaded · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article:
    "hardware so old it is incapable of displaying anything but text"

    Speaking as someone who writes software for these boat anchors, I would like to point out that they have VGA monitors and can display 640x480 graphics in black and white with the standard 9" monitor or, with the optional 9" color monitor, 16 colors. My company, which does custom retail software, has several customers running these units. Most still on DOS, but a few on Windows NT.

  8. Coming soon... on Grow Your Own Replacement Bones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait till the piercing/body modification crowd catches wind of this. I imagine tusks, horns, antlers, fangs, claws... The possibilities are endless.

  9. So how would the pro-Bush version go? on JibJab Wins - 'This Land' is Public Domain · · Score: 4, Funny

    This land is my land, this land is my land
    For Halliburton, Chevron and Ashland
    Kill the redwood forests, and pollute the waters
    This land should blindly follow me

    As I was talking, I felt a yearning
    I have to ask, is our children learning?
    And thanks to me now, Baghdad is burning
    This land should blindly follow me

    "This machine kills fascists."

  10. Re:Projection on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 1

    Peters Projection: A topo map will rise to its level of incompetence.

  11. Re:What a waste! on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 1

    It's especially wasteful when you consider how much of it actually reaches someone's eye.

  12. Re:Electricity Bill on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: 1

    Well Africa is the dark continent. I was surprised by how bright Cuba is.

  13. Thank goodness... on GPS Toolkit (GPSTk) 1.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just the other day, I was trying to find a way to calculate the total electron content of the ionosphere.

  14. Just like with Columbus... on Cosmos Solar Sail Getting Close To Launch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... most people expect it sail off the edge of the world.

  15. Re:In other news... on AM Radio Waves May Be Harmful? · · Score: 1
    You know, I used to work as a sound technician at an amusement park about a mile from the WLW transmitter. In the morning, when the background music amplifiers were turned off, you could actually hear WLW by pressing your ear to a speaker. It was loudest on circuits that had a lot of cable connected to relatively few speakers.

  16. Re:50,000 watts on AM Radio Waves May Be Harmful? · · Score: 5, Informative

    /me Runs to the calculator...

    Well, the power spreads out at a rate proportional to the square of the radius. So, if your brain averages .10 m from the phone, then the power passing through it is roughly 8 watts / m^2. (Determining the cross-sectional area of a brain and computing actual power is left as an exercise for the reader.) A 50 kW AM transmitter achieves this density of power at a radius of about 22 meters. So, if the tower is more than 22 meters high, it is safer to stand directly under it than it is to talk on a cell phone.

  17. Additionally, on It's Just the 'internet' Now? · · Score: 1

    PC will now be spelled "peecy" and CD will be spelled "seedy".

  18. automatic pilot on Big Brother In Your Front Seat · · Score: 1

    "It's the reason we don't have automatic pilot on cars yet..."

    What are you talking about? My car has cruise control. Isn't that like automatic pilot? In fact, as I post this, with my cell phone modem, I am driving down the Interstate on cruise control with my laptop in my lap. This technology has existed for...

    OH CRAP...

    [lost carrier]

  19. Re:objective? on An Objective Review of UnixWare 7.1.4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Probably the only thing you get is compatibility with older versions of UnixWare. Thus, there will be few if any new converts, but there might be some upgrades. Overall, if I were running UnixWare, I'd be looking at upgrading to some form of Linux instead.

  20. Re:Obligatory Good Will Hunting Quote on Mandelbrot Suggests A Hunt For Financial Patterns · · Score: 1

    Not without some smelling salts and a heater.

  21. In other news... on World's First Linux Computer In A CF Card · · Score: 5, Funny

    A group of hackers in Europe announced today that they got Linux to run on a single NAND gate. Quote the project leader, "This way, a single 74x00 quad-NAND chip can be used to build a four processor supercomputer." In reponse to this news, Intel chief Craig Barrett removed his CEO hat and punched his fist through it in a fit of exasperated consternation.

  22. Next year: Disney Leaves PC Market on Disney Enters PC Market · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot story from THE FUTURE!!!

    Disney announced today it is getting out of the PC market due to lack of sales. The remaining unsold stock will be used to build a renderfarm to compete against Pixar.

  23. Re:Operating System (singular) on Database Glitch Grounds American/US Airways · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, one operating system can run on multiple machines. Google, f'rinstance, has thousands of machines running Linux, and that's one operating system. Probably there was some service running on all the systems that choked simultanously on some piece of bad data or they distributed a bad upgrade.

    Either way, somebody fucked up somewhere.

  24. Re:Why? on Can GNU Ever Be Unix? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The Unix trademark is allowed on anything that confroms to several standards laid out by the Open Group who owns the Unix trademark. Linux on X86 won't comply becuase some of the errno codes are incorrect, being based on Minix, which also uses incorrect values. GNU/Linux for other platforms could qualify as they are, but again, GNU/Linux seems to be evolving as its own standard which seems to be more widely supported because of the freeness and wide availability of Linux.

  25. ADA compliance? on Dial-Up Friendly Websites? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that mean it contains Flouride?

    4 out of 5 dentists recommend ADA compliant websites.