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JibJab Wins - 'This Land' is Public Domain

The Importance of writes "JibJab, creators of the hilarious parody of Woody Guthrie's 'This Land is Your Land' featuring Pres. Bush and Sen. Kerry, were first threatened with a lawsuit and then, with the help of EFF, went to court first in a pre-emptive strike. Well, EFF discovered that the song has actually been in the public domain since 1973 because it was first published in a songbook [PDF] in 1945 and the copyright was never renewed. The case has now been settled. Here are some addtional links."

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  1. Protected speech already? Oh wait... by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because of this ruling companies are going to have even more fodder to protect their copyrights well into the future. "Look! People are making asses out of our country's leaders! We cannot have this. These men are upstanding citizens that deserve international respect!"

    I thought that no matter what parody was protected regardless of copyright? Isn't that how Weird Al operates? Oh wait, I forgot, the government doesn't work for the people. The government is employed by the corporations. I'll go and take my seat in the corner again.

  2. so they didnt win by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They got lucky.

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    1. Re:so they didnt win by bay43270 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, this is frustrating. I don't give money to the EFF to get individuals off the hook on technicalities. I give it to them to fight for cases that will influence the way our laws work. But in order to make these changes, they need to take on cases. And in order to fairly represent clients in cases like this, they can't just pass up the gimmie to go for a verdict that would help others in the future. Maybe next time.

    2. Re:so they didnt win by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, now that its established that these people don't have the copyright to the song after all, will anyone take them to court for their lies in an attempt to obtain money from these JibJab people? Around these parts, we call lying for money "fraud".

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    3. Re:so they didnt win by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh no, they won alright. It's just that they didn't win in a way that would have any precedent for further cases (e.g. if I used a version of "I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke" to parody -- oooh, President Bush's youthful indiscretions with recreational pharmaceuticals)

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    4. Re:so they didnt win by kfg · · Score: 1

      So, now that its established that these people don't have the copyright to the song after all. . .

      No, it has not been established, which is the essential problem. The complaint was withdrawn, not ruled on.

      This leaves Ludlow free to send its lawyers back to the drawing board and file future complaints against other parties.

      Or just scare people into "compliance" by continuing to send cease and desist letters or demands for royalties.

      KFG

    5. Re:so they didnt win by elgaard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe those who paid for the song after 1973 want their money back.

    6. Re:so they didnt win by mingot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That the original work was not even copyrighted is hardly a "technicality".

      Also, if this is really frustrating to you then I suggest you consider curtailing your donations and instead contributing to a lobbyest or PAC that has the same goals as you. Sure, the ultimate goal of the EEF might be to change law, but at the core they are protecting PEOPLE who are getting steamrolled. Lobbyests and PACs cut out the middleman (the poor shmuck who is about to lose everything he has because *insert conglomerate here* has an army of lawyers on his ass) and go straight to the lawmakers.

    7. Re:so they didnt win by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      You guys are all *exactly* missing the point. The point is that the public domain is a very important resource, *not* just where useless stuff goes when it isn't worth anything anymore. We *have* to educate people about the value of having things go into the public domain, or else there's no reason for the general public to argue against things like the Sonny Bono Act... they don't realize what they're losing.

      Under reasonable copyright law, the song ought to be in the public domain *without* the technicality. We need things like that available without a nest of legal entanglements, exactly so that things like the JibJab video can be produced. Imagine how many other things like that we're missing because some guy had a brilliant idea but didn't want to brave potential lawsuits to share it with us.

      Culture is the poorer because of unlimited copyright.

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    8. Re:so they didnt win by bay43270 · · Score: 1

      Sounds good. Any suggestions?

    9. Re:so they didnt win by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I don't give money to the EFF to get individuals off the hook on technicalities. I give it to them to fight for cases that will influence the way our laws work.

      Eh, what? Just curious, how would you rather the EFF have handled this situation? A small organization was sued unreasonably (from the EFF's--and my--point of view), and they came to help out. It's my understanding/presumption that the "technicality" was revealed during case preparation. Did you want the EFF to ignore the fact that it's in the public domain and proceed with the lawsuit? I'm not sure what that would accomplish.

  3. Patriotic songs by aklix · · Score: 0

    Patriotic songs shouldn't be copyrighten, thats all there is to it.

    1. Re:Patriotic songs by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patriotic songs shouldn't be copyrighten, thats all there is to it.

      While some songs may seem more obvious than others, who gets to determine if a song is patriotic?

    2. Re:Patriotic songs by gosand · · Score: 4, Informative
      Patriotic songs shouldn't be copyrighten, thats all there is to it.


      Patriotic huh?



      Chorus

      As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
      And that sign said - no tress passin'
      But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
      Now that side was made for you and me!

      Chorus

      In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
      Near the relief office - I see my people
      And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
      If this land's still made for you and me.

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    3. Re:Patriotic songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      George W. Bush chooses what is patriotic. It doesn't matter if it is a song, a person, or an idea. It is up to him, or else you are un-patriotic.

    4. Re:Patriotic songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure it is patriotic.

      nothing more American then apple pie, "football", pointless lawsuits and anti-establishment complaining

    5. Re:Patriotic songs by pknoll · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Patriotic huh?

      Yes, patriotic. Patriotism is loving your country, not your government (per se), and being willing to defend your country from threat of harm. Even... no, especially, if that harm comes from it's government.

    6. Re:Patriotic songs by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1
      Nothing is copyrighten. A lot of stuff is copyrighted.

      Most of the songs people think of as "patriotic" have long since passed into the Public Domain anyway. Now that copyrights have been extended to their current length, "patriotic" songs written and composed in this century probably won't pass into the Public Domain in any of our lifetimes ,if ever.

      Anyway, why not?

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    7. Re:Patriotic songs by Hassman · · Score: 0

      I just threw-up all over my keyboard because of that comment. Thanks.

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    8. Re:Patriotic songs by First+Person · · Score: 2, Funny

      To which the libertarians might sing:

      This land is my land,
      It isn't your land,
      I've got a shotgun
      And you don't got one.
      If you don't get off,
      I'll blow your head off.
      This land is private proper-teeee.
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    9. Re:Patriotic songs by Tassach · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Patriotism is [...] being willing to defend your country from threat of harm. Even... no, especially, if that harm comes from it's government.
      Mod parent up.

      I do solemnly swear to defend the Constitution of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic
      These words should be familiar to anyone who's served this country. Unfortunately, right now the biggest enemy of the Constitution is the commander in chief whose orders you are supposed to obey, if you took this oath. The way to resolve this apparant conflict is to look at the oath to see which duty comes first -- your duty to defend the Constitution, or your duty to obey orders.
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    10. Re:Patriotic songs by peacefinder · · Score: 1

      Woody loved the country, and did not fear to show its flaws so that it might be improved. Now, some folks might not call that patriotism, but I do.

      I was recently delighted to hear that the tradition lives on. Rest in peace, Woody. Your songs are unchained, and good folks carry on your work.

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    11. Re:Patriotic songs by BorgDrone · · Score: 1
      Yes, patriotic. Patriotism is loving your country
      Patriotism is thinking your country is the best, because you were born in it.
    12. Re:Patriotic songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course it's the best. It's the country that has me in it. When France or Germany or Russian get a me, then they can be the best too.

    13. Re:Patriotic songs by gosand · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, patriotic. Patriotism is loving your country, not your government (per se), and being willing to defend your country from threat of harm. Even... no, especially, if that harm comes from it's government.

      Yet somehow, people who oppose President Bush and his war in Iraq are labeled as unpatriotic. (Michael Moore, the Dixie Chicks, etc) We have things like "The Patriot Act" which have nothing to do with patriotism. While the dictionary definition may be correct, the current administration is changing the meaning of the word.

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    14. Re:Patriotic songs by srleffler · · Score: 1

      This is why everyone else thinks Americans are weird. Nobody else thinks this way.

    15. Re:Patriotic songs by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey monkeypimple, that's nationalism. Quite a bit of difference... patriots are often thought traitors while they are alive. Only history tells the truth about them.

      Look it up, you could use the extra vocabulary.

    16. Re:Patriotic songs by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Worst. Examples. Ever.

      Michael Moore, the Dixie Chicks? Go read thefilthycritic.com's review of Faranheit 911. This guy, he is unpatriotic by Bush's standard, but a patriot in the true sense.

      Moore is unpatriotic either way... why? Because he serves (eagerly and willingly) an agenda that is pissed off not so much with the Iraq thing, as they are about not being in power. And don't even get me started on the Dixie Airheads...

    17. Re:Patriotic songs by pknoll · · Score: 1
      While the dictionary definition [of [patriotism] may be correct, the current administration is changing the meaning of the word.

      Nationalism is someone else loving their country so much they're willing to defend it from the patriots. =)

      I see an alarming rise in what I can only describe as nationalism in this country. This is what the current administration is encouraging, or fostering, or inciting in the American people. Well, some of them, anyway.

      It's been said many times here, but I'll say it again: GO OUT AND VOTE. Defend your America. Especially if you disagree with me... because I'll be voting.

    18. Re:Patriotic songs by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Go man, go! I wish more people realized patriotism wasn't all magnetic ribbons and flag t-shirts. There is no country in the world I'd rather be in than the United States of America, even when I'm not proud of our policies.

      My motto is "America: Love it or Change it." Because you goddamn can. Most of the pride I feel in America is due to the fact that we all have the right to argue and fight for whatever we believe in, not in the fact that we're inherently "better" than everybody else. We'll see America's superiority fall in our lifetime, and I'll still be damned proud of it.

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    19. Re:Patriotic songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently bought a bumper sticker that said "Libertarian."

      They were all out of the ones that said "Idiot."

    20. Re:Patriotic songs by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      They were all out of the ones that said "Idiot."

      Surely "Objectivist" would have gotten the point across as well, and been more specific?

    21. Re:Patriotic songs by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, right now the biggest enemy of the Constitution is the commander in chief whose orders you are supposed to obey, if you took this oath.

      So what is the problem? You don't like his orders? Tough. Many people have jobs where they don't always like what htey are told they have to do. Life isn't bliss and neither is the United States military. His orders are given to the military in order to defend the Constitution against all enemies and that is what they are doing.

      By the way, many members of the US military now fight for the UN, not for the US. Isn't that a twisted bit of reality? One step closer to a one world government that we (the US) contributed to.

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    22. Re:Patriotic songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Properply, copyright is only a noun. At least according to my copyright professor. And he, literally, wrote the book on copyright.

    23. Re:Patriotic songs by zymurgyboy · · Score: 1
      Copyrighted is a perfectly acceptable adjective to describe works for which someone obtains the copyright.

      Just don't say anything is copywritten (or worse, 'copyrighten') around the IP lawyers I work with everyday. You obviously understand the differnce at least.

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  4. A must see... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you don't know what we're talking about here, it's definitely worth going to JibJab.com and clicking on the big link to the flash animation on the home page. It's well worth the long download time. It's very funny and equally attacks both candidates.

    1. Re:A must see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for reposting a link that was in the story blurb!

      If you don't know what we're talking about here, then you've been trapped under a rock since spring! Sheesh!

    2. Re:A must see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link directly to the flash file (this_land.swf) for offline viewing or for the plugin impaired:

      here

  5. The REAL Question is..... by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is Howard Dean's Scream public domain?

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    1. Re:The REAL Question is..... by jeffs72 · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if I want it to be public domain or not. Part of me wants it to die a nice quiet death, but it does make a great wav file for windows error dialog boxes.

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    2. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope so, because I don't want to be charged royalties for my nightmares.

    3. Re:The REAL Question is..... by hal2814 · · Score: 4, Funny

      That was Howard Dean? I though it was Ric Flair disguised as Howard Dean.

    4. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >i> Is Howard Dean's Scream public domain?

      YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

    5. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you confuse the two?

      Dean: Yeeaaarrgghh!
      Flair: Wooooooooo!

    6. Re:The REAL Question is..... by JoshMooney · · Score: 1

      People on radio play it like it is.

    7. Re:The REAL Question is..... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Yes, parent was a joke, but I saw several replies in this thread that didn't take it as such.

      Dean's scream was at a public event, which means that ANYONE could've recorded it. Which means that yes, it is in public domain.

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    8. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dean's scream was at a public event, which means that ANYONE could've recorded it. Which means that yes, it is in public domain.

      Wait a minute - are you telling me that if someone gives a public concert, everything they play passes into the public domain?

      Somehow I don't see the RIAA agreeing with you on that one...

    9. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If one make recording of a fart does this fall under public domain or is it copyrighted?
      Get real. There are limits to what is public domain and what is copyrighted materal. The lawyers are having a field day on this stupid issue.

    10. Re:The REAL Question is..... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Not the song, but the song played at that time would be, IIRC.

      Like 95% of /.'ers, IANAL. I am also not a statician either. ;)

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    11. Re:The REAL Question is..... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Ric Flair? A govenor maybe. President? Never.

      Side note: If my theory holds true, either Richard Dawson or Carl Weathers will become a state govenor next...

    12. Re:The REAL Question is..... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      This is a problem we're facing now. "Copyrighting" public officials.

      IMO, anything someone in public office, or campaigning for public office says, in any forum, should be public domain.

      But, if GWB goes on Larry King Live, anything he says is owned by CNN. So if I want to use a clip of his appearance, I have to get their approval. And if they don't like what I'm doing politically (my piece is anti-bush, etc), they can deny me.

      So what happens when the President does less and less public appearances, and just addresses the nation via talk shows and news interviews? He can lie, say stupid shit, and just sweep it off underneath the "copyright" rug.

      To answer your question: since it was at a public appearance, the scream is not copyrighted. If he did it on the Today show, it would be. And if the Today show's producers were Dean's buddy, you'd never see or hear the scream again.

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    13. Re:The REAL Question is..... by severoon · · Score: 1

      I wonder if most people know the real story behind the "I Have a Scream" speech. As Dean himself later acknowledged, it wasn't exactly a Presidential moment for him regardless of the crowd noise the major networks didn't broadcast, but it probably shouldn't have been a campaign-killer for him either.

      To be clear, I'm a Dean supporter only in the sense that I'm a Nader supporter...the better either of them do as Independents, the more weight my Bush vote carries (shameless journal plug: Bush Did Not Lie ).

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    14. Re:The REAL Question is..... by smyle · · Score: 1
      You're forgetting about "fair use". Sure, you couldn't play the whole interview, but you can use excerpts. And you can still quote public officials regardless of the forum (e.g., you can say "in his interview with Larry King today, President Bush said 'I've never even met Dick Cheney', a statement that is clearly a lie").

      Likewise, if Dean had gotten on stage and said only "Yeeaaahh!", you might have a tougher time with it being fair use than it being only one small excerpt of his campaign speech. Again, though, public officials have a lower degree of protection than professional songwriters, or even your average Joe.

      *shudders* - I just thought about Ashcroft singing and the level of protection that would/should have.

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    15. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carl Weathers or Bill Duke should be next - got to keep the Predator theme going after Ventura and Schwarzenegger

    16. Re:The REAL Question is..... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      It may not be Predator at all.

    17. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a moron would actually admit to voting for that yankee imperialist bastard, Bush.

    18. Re:The REAL Question is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      *shudders* - I just thought about Ashcroft singing and the level of protection that would/should have.

      I'd like to think we'd all be protected from that.

    19. Re:The REAL Question is..... by smyle · · Score: 1

      My point exactly.

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  6. How many others.... by valisk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Copyrighted works are out there just waiting to be discovered as public domain, but still being used by the unscrupulous to chill the creativity of others?

    Lets hope this case serves as inspiration to others to dig up other gems for the public domain.

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    1. Re:How many others.... by unformed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One that I was surprised is that Night of the Living Dead is in the public domain (as of a few months ago.) Check out archive.org for other ones.

    2. Re:How many others.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been in the public domain since it was released.

      Why?

      Because they forgot to put a copyright date on it. That's why you'll see so many different crappy dvd releases of it.

    3. Re:How many others.... by valisk · · Score: 1
      The one surprise in the archive.org archives is the lack of real feature films, I mean, how many studios went bust in the 20s, 30s and 40s and did their successors in interest all renew the copyright on their backcatalogues?

      There must be thousands of fims, probably a few classics included, Night of the Living Dead being a clear example in this case.

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    4. Re:How many others.... by WorkerGnome · · Score: 1

      It is in the public domain because the release print didn't have a copyright notification on it. According to the director, they had put a copyright notification on it, but the distributor didn't like their original title of Night of the Flesh Eaters and replaced the title card, but without the appropriate information.

    5. Re:How many others.... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that the title "Night of the Flesh Eaters" had been used by another film and that is why they changed it. But yes, they forgot to put the notice on when they changed it, regardless of why it was changed.

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    6. Re:How many others.... by M.+Silver · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The one surprise in the archive.org archives is the lack of real feature films, I mean, how many studios went bust in the 20s, 30s and 40s and did their successors in interest all renew the copyright on their backcatalogues?

      Read Free Culture for some interesting bits on this... it doesn't help that stuff is in the public domain if there are no publicly-available copies. The studios were allowed to check their own films out of the Library of Congress, indefinitely and without charge, so there aren't any copies there, so the only remaining copies are dissolving to dust on studio shelves.

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    7. Re:How many others.... by nanojath · · Score: 1

      I don't see that Ludlow has admitted that "This Land" is in the public domain - they settled, Jib Jab can distribute their parody all they want, nobody pursues an actual ruling that this song reverted to the public domain in "Ludlow believes its copyright -- initially filed in 1956 and renewed in 1984 -- remains valid and disputes EFF's claims." This is not simple, it's pretty sticky, I imagine Ludlow sees a double threat (and nothing but resentment to gain from it) because it likely could get by as protected satire, and just wants the whole thing to go away. But rest assured they'll keep insisting they own it and selling it as their own. The question is, will they ever manage to enforce it again?

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    8. Re:How many others.... by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      Many, many others.

      This is something that Distributed Proofreaders and Project Gutenberg have run into MANY times. It is undoubted fact that many works out there have lapsed into the public domain because no one renewed the copyright... but it is painfully hard to PROVE it was never renewed because there is no easy central database to query.

      If we had such a central database of copyright records, DP and PG would be growing by leaps and bounds with more up to date material instead of having to (mostly) stick to 1922 and earlier works.

      JHutch

    9. Re:How many others.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that action doesn't demonstrate the motive of the individuals behind this IP push is petty and spiteful 'mine-mine-mine' reasoning instead of concern for the artist or advancing society, I don't know what could.

    10. Re:How many others.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, it's fairly easy to get such a ruling, merely by having a potential defendent with sufficient standing file for a declaratory judgment. Jib Jab would probably be best for this, in fact.

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    11. Re:How many others.... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      As somebody who loves the public domain (all of my photos are public domain, as is any software I release to newsgroups, etc), I'd like to take this a step further. I'd like to see more artists taking the public domain seriously and VOLUNTARILY dropping their copyrights the way many older software companies are releasing their old software under the GPL.

      I don't think the current state of copyright would seem so bad if only there were more artists who didn't treat copyright as a tiger cage. Exclusive copyright for 70 years past the owner's death doesn't make sense for most things -- they lose relevancy and thus their market value -- so let them go when they start becoming unprofitable. There are hundreds of Bob Dylan songs and not all of them are worth paying for...but I'd use them if they were free. I mean, where's the demand for "Talking John Birch Blues" or "The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest" for any use other than satire?

      Artists are moving to independent labels at record rates. They need promotion and open access to their back catalogs could help provide that. It would also make the artistic community that much better.

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    12. Re:How many others.... by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

      Tarzan is an example of this. Go to a bookstore and read the copyright notice on Tarzan.

    13. Re:How many others.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One quick question. I saw your photos have subjects in them. Aren't you legally required to obtain their consent for release of these pictures before offering them up as public domain?

      Just wondering :)

    14. Re:How many others.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The studios were allowed to check their own films out of the Library of Congress, indefinitely and without charge, so there aren't any copies there, so the only remaining copies are dissolving to dust on studio shelves.

      Imagine the fun of a nine-figure overdue charge delivered by a team of navy seals to the MPAA. Ahhhhhh.

    15. Re:How many others.... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      However, because the film is in the public domain does not mean you have a blanket right to use it. Underlying elements, such as a song, could still be copyrighted and the owner can prevent you from using it.

      That, AFAIR, was how "It's a wonderful life" was brought back under studio control.

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  7. False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Theovon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With all this crap going on about companies, like SCO and others, claiming rights to something that they don't have rights to, it should be a criminal offense to threaten someone over violation of or otherwise claiming to have a copyright or patent that you don't actually have rights to.

    1. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's called a threat. It is illegal. You are only prosecuted when you don't have enough money to get out on a technicality.

    2. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by ubera · · Score: 2

      Should all false accusations then be made illegal?

      There is already protection from 'frivolous' threat, but your implication is that there is no belief by the accusers that they are in the right. It's possible that they do indeed believe it, and *shock* it may even be true in some cases.

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    3. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Omega1045 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think so. This would limit the rights of those who truly are wronged. Imagine you are a "little guy" who creates some cool new invention. Now GlobalMegaCorpX copies it and starts selling it like crazy even thought you have a patent. GlobalMegaCorpX has hundreds of lawyers, you only have you and the lawyer that you can afford with which to battle them (to sue them). Do you also want the fact that it might be a criminal offense if you loose your suit (this is what I assume you mean)? Or even to threaten them, hoping they will stop rather than you having to spend your kid's college fund suing them?

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    4. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And whats stoping GlobalMegaCorpX from dragging you through the courts for years eventually forcing you to give up because you'd like to eat.

    5. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      You mean, like fraud?

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    6. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to say "I think you infringe against my patent" and another thing entirely to say "I think you infringe on this patent which belongs to someone else but you can pay me anyway."

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    7. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Dogers · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps extortion?

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    8. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple: the loser of the case pays for all legal costs of the winner (within reason). This'll make folks think twice before filing a frivoulous lawsuit. I believe this is the way in Western Europe.

    9. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOSE LOSE LOSE!!!! Not lOOse. Please stop.

    10. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by greyguppy · · Score: 1

      From what I read in the article, Ludlow believe that as they registered the copyright in the 1950's then renewed it as necessary in the 1980s it is still protected.

      What the EFF found is tha a copy was published in a 1945 songbook, so Guthrie appeared to have published it twice. Ludlow may not have known that he published it before in 1945. EFF therefore argued that the copyright started in 1945, expiring in 1973, some ten years before Ludlow renewed it. If Guthrie hadn't published twice there wouldn't be this confusion

      Ludlow are unlikely to have known about this, otherwise they would have simply renewed in 1973

    11. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      it should be a criminal offense to threaten someone over violation of or otherwise claiming to have a copyright or patent that you don't actually have rights to.

      You could probably make a strong barratry case over it.

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    12. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by coldmist · · Score: 1

      http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap13.html#1 325

      1326. Penalty for false marking

      (a) In General. -- Whoever, for the purpose of deceiving the public, marks upon, applies to, or uses in advertising in connection with an article made, used, distributed, or sold, a design which is not protected under this chapter, a design notice specified in section 1306, or any other words or symbols importing that the design is protected under this chapter, knowing that the design is not so protected, shall pay a civil fine of not more than $500 for each such offense.

      (b) Suit by Private Persons. -- Any person may sue for the penalty established by subsection (a), in which event one-half of the penalty shall be awarded to the person suing and the remainder shall be awarded to the United States.

      1327. Penalty for false representation

      Whoever knowingly makes a false representation materially affecting the rights obtainable under this chapter for the purpose of obtaining registration of a design under this chapter shall pay a penalty of not less than $500 and not more than $1,000, and any rights or privileges that individual may have in the design under this chapter shall be forfeited.

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    13. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're not suggesting to fight fire with fire (or law with law, in this case). It will just continue the litigious path the world is moving towards.

      Besides, in the end SCO won't have change for a nickel anyway...

    14. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      Do you also want the fact that it might be a criminal offense if you loose your suit?

      A criminal suit?! I'd punch 'em in the mouth and knock a tooth lose!

      (Get the subtle hint brother?)

    15. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter. The little guy fighting the goliath for his patent rights is effectively a myth today.

      Patent pools and cross-licensing have destroyed the ability of the little guy to make any money from his single patent. All it takes is for a couple of lawyers to claim his patent infringers on parts of their parentcorp's patents. Little guy can't afford to fight, and ends up signing cross-licensing agreement (not that he will even need any of the other patents in the pool) and bigcorp gets its mitts on his patent for pocket-change.

    16. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      That's great, but who the hell cares about design copyrights? That provision only pertains to 17 USC 1301 et seq. -- not all or even most copyrights.

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    17. Re:False claims of copyright should be criminal! by Greg+W. · · Score: 1

      Do you also want the fact that it might be a criminal offense if you loose your suit

      Depends on how loose you make it. If it's just a bit baggy, no, that's not criminal. If it's falling off you and exposing parts of the body or undergarments which are not allowed to be exposed according your local indecency laws, then it could very well be a misdemeanor.

      (Or in other words: I FUCKING HATE IT when people misspell "lose"!)

      (And now someone's going to flame me for being a spelling Nazi. So what? Get a fucking spell checker. They're free.)

  8. So wait a second... by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...someone who doesn't have legal rights to do so has threatened legal action as a form of intimidation? Where? [SCO] have I heard [RIAA/MPAA] of this happening before?

    1. Re:So wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding of the DMCA is that if you file legal threats on behalf of someone or something you do not have legal ownership over, you can be prosecuted yourself.

      Also - while I'm at it - the stupid JibJab flash thingy is hardly "hilarious". It's inane and dull and stupid.

    2. Re:So wait a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is only because you have no personality.

    3. Re:So wait a second... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      So you're the slashdotter that mods the funny stuff troll or offtopic?

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    4. Re:So wait a second... by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      My understanding of the DMCA is that if you file legal threats on behalf of someone or something you do not have legal ownership over, you can be prosecuted yourself.

      In spite of what the Slasdhot title says, they haven't agreed that "This Land" is public domain. The case was dropped without a decision. What was agreed was to allow Jibjab to continue to use it, not everyone else.

      Jibjab flash thing . . . is inane and dull and stupid.

      No that's just Bush and Kerry. I think pointing out how inane, dull, and stupid they are is hilarious.

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  9. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

    I thought that no matter what parody was protected regardless of copyright? Isn't that how Weird Al operates?

    Nope, Al's lawyer ask for permission first.

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  10. EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rather than take up the fight and demand a proper day in court, the only manner in which a precedent can be set and thusly followed hereafter, the EFF decides to take the low road and simply settle out of court thus making the whole case moot and completely lacking in historic substance.

    Yes, it's a runon sentence, but this kind of pussyfooting around actually challenging usurpations of our freedoms by the EFF has become their calling card. Hop aboard winning cases, make a lot of noise, settle out of court, then call it a victory. Well boys, it ain't a victory unless there is a ruling and so long as you want to keep the courts out of this type of thing these challenges to our rights will continue unabated.

    1. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well boys, it ain't a victory

      Are you kidding? Instead of getting a ruling on this one perticular incident, they prevented these assholes from suing anybody ever again for using that song.

      They not only sucessfully defended JibJab, they also liberated a song!

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    2. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Skater · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have to choose your battles.

      This might not have proven anything and damages awarded might have been less than the amount spent on the case, making it not worth pursuing more vigorously.

      --RJ

    3. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they wouldn't have had a case, genius. The technicality was the only way to win it. Your popmpous indignation isn't admissible in court.

    4. Re:EFF hurts us all again by MrWarMage · · Score: 1

      This is very true, but a large part of what goes on in the outer fringes of the legal system - in the closed-door sessions between opposing litigators, the miles of paper and tape spent on depositions and affidavits, the settlements and counter-actions and injunctions - has been developed with a jaundiced eye on keeping things *outside* of case-law. This is indeed a double-edged sword. The courts may not necessarily *need* to weigh in on every piddling detail of legality, but the certainty is that when they do, it's often a circus. I definitely appreciate the problem, because precedence as established by rulings should, in theory, provide a smoother path to either aujudication or settlement. But hey, lawyers are lawyers - most tend not to give a flying assberry who is right or wrong so long as their billable hours are paid.

    5. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because they wouldn't have had a case, genius. The technicality was the only way to win it. Your popmpous indignation isn't admissible in court.

      Yes they would have, you fuckwad. Parody is protected.

    6. Re:EFF hurts us all again by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that if the case was really, as suggested, won on copyright having lapsed then there's no useful precedent to be gained...

    7. Re:EFF hurts us all again by jcochran · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Excuse me?
      Once it was discovered that "This Land Is Your Land" was already in the public domain, there no longer was a case capable of being fought. I can just imagine what would have happened if EFF did bring it before the court:

      EFF: Your honor, during discovery, we found out that "This Land Is Your Land" is actually in the public domain.
      JUDGE: That's good to know. Now after finding that little piece of information, why are you wasting the time of this court? Case dismissed!

    8. Re:EFF hurts us all again by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      JibJab dismissed its suit against Ludlow today. As part of the settlement of the case, JibJab will remain free to continue distributing the "This Land" animation without further interference from Ludlow.

      Slow down, Beavis. JibJab asked EFF to step in on their behalf, and would have been financially committed to the fight if they turned down the settlement, which would have been a battle of words and old records:

      According to EFF, the initial copyright term was triggered when Guthrie sold his first versions of the song as sheet music in 1945. The copyright on the song then ran out when Ludlow failed to renew its registration in 1973. Ludlow believes its copyright -- initially filed in 1956 and renewed in 1984 -- remains valid and disputes EFF's claims.

      It is correct to say this hasn't settled anything outside of JibJab's case itself. In the case of 'This Land', what this actually accomplishes is now a large company could use it and be prepared to attack with EFF's finding's. It is a victory in the sense that the EFF helped accomplish what they were engaged for - JibJab can use the song without getting sued. Just because that falls short of what some would like to see doesn't nullify it.

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    9. Re:EFF hurts us all again by BarryNorton · · Score: 2
      they also liberated a song
      This does seem to be the outcome - and one with which Woody Guthrie himself would be happy...
    10. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      There was nothing to protect. The property was in the Public Domain, so ANY and ALL use is fair use. If I type in all caps, will it help you comprehend that?

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    11. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      This case wasn't likely to set any new precident.

      What would you argue to a judge, anyhow, if you were asking them to declare that the other person shouldn't sue you if the other side had offered a settlement where they wouldn't sue you, anyhow?

      Judges don't like having their time wasted, you know...

    12. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're being a stupid sheep! See this comment. The corporations use intimidation and that's the way to fight back. This case is the perfect tool for the real folks to defend themselves. Next time an American corp sends you a letter, you get EFF to send them a reply: "see what we did in the JibJab case? The same will happen to you. Do you want to throw your money away? Bring it on. Oh and BTW, we're counter-suing you..." Evil corp backs down.

    13. Re:EFF hurts us all again by John+Harrison · · Score: 4, Informative
      No, are YOU kidding? A ruling becomes case law and sets a precedent which will be used to influence other rulings.

      Instead of liberating lots of songs for this sort of use, they got the company to agree to let JibJab continue to use the song. If you read the article you would know that the company disputes that copyright has expired, so the song has not been liberated and other "infringers" could still be sued. This hasn't prevented anything in the future.

      So yes, JibJab is fine now, but that is all that has happened.

    14. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      he company disputes that copyright has expired, so the song has not been liberated and other "infringers" could still be sued. This hasn't prevented anything in the future.

      Dang, I had misunderstood.

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    15. Re:EFF hurts us all again by sjames · · Score: 1

      Rather than take up the fight and demand a proper day in court, the only manner in which a precedent can be set and thusly followed hereafter, the EFF decides to take the low road and simply settle out of court thus making the whole case moot and completely lacking in historic substance.

      Had they done as you suggested, they would have cost JibJab a great deal of time and money, and possibly have committed legal malpractice as well.

      All that would have done is made sure that nobody in their right mind would ever engage the EFF again, so no more chances to do the right thing.

      If YOU were personally in a lawsuit, would you want anyone to 'help' you drag it out for many times longer and make it many times more expensive for you (in terms of both time and money)?

      Wouldn't they have felt awefully stupid if nthey bdragged things out for another year, and the publisher (not wanting an ugly for them prescident to be set) 'discovered' that their copyright was expired and dropped the whole thing before the judge made a ruling?

    16. Re:EFF hurts us all again by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rather than take up the fight and demand a proper day in court, the only manner in which a precedent can be set and thusly followed hereafter, the EFF decides to take the low road and simply settle out of court thus making the whole case moot and completely lacking in historic substance.

      Once the song was discovered to be in the public domain, any copyright dispute brought before the court would have been "frivolous." I, for one, do not want the EFF to tarnish its image by bringing frivolous cases before a court.

    17. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Secrity · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the EFF had any real choice but to drop the suit. After agreeing that the music was in the public domain, the claimed copyright holder conceeded the case to the EFF; at which point the EFF no longer had a case. If the EFF took the case before a judge it is possible that the judge could have sanctioned the EFF for a frivolous case as the defendant had already conceeded.

    18. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Straker+Skunk · · Score: 1

      If you read the article you would know that the company disputes that copyright has expired, so the song has not been liberated and other "infringers" could still be sued. This hasn't prevented anything in the future.

      Why would a case against a future infringer turn out any differently from this one?

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    19. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you've won a Slashdot argument when:

      You reach Score:5 and noone replies to you with a rebuttal.

      Congratulations!

    20. Re:EFF hurts us all again by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Because the issue isn't clearly settled, they could go after a little guy that doesn't have EFF support, or any number of reasons. Also, if there had been a ruling, then there would be no doubt about the issue and no threat of a lawsuit that might cause a little guy to avoid the song to begin with. The current situation is, "If you use this song, you might get sued." That is not the same as it being in the public domain.

      I think that it is pretty clear that having a ruling would be helpful in several ways.

    21. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most courts prohibit the citation of unpublihed decisions, which are not considered binding precedent. The only way to make precedent is for the court to publish a decision. Courts typically do not publish decisions in matters that are resolved on particular facts rather than disputed principles of law. So even if they had persisted with their suit, its likely that no precedent would have been made.

      Ludlow still claims that "'This Land' was last copyrighted during a period when the song was technically considered unpublished, Ludlow's rights to the song never lapsed."

      JibJab could have pressed a suit for declaratory judgment that the song was in fact in the public domain, or pressed its other legal claims. ... but it would have been stupid to take that legal and financial risk.

    22. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They not only sucessfully defended JibJab, they also liberated a song!

      Well if you read either of the last two links, you'll see that Ludlow Music still claims to own the song. EFF protected Jibjab's use, not yours. Still, I agree they had to settle.

    23. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      WTF? EFF, instead of finishing the case and having the song DECLARED public domain, settled allowing the issue to be unsettled. If they had remained, and, somehow, the case WAS considered frivolous, it would have been a frivolous case brought by those who claimed copyright, not a frivolous case brought by JibJab or EFF.

      The legal outcome of this case does not (in spite of /. headline) make the song public domain! The girl scouts still can't sing it around campfires, other suits against other "infringers" can still be brought. EFF/JibJab (not sure who made the decision) took the easy way out at the expence of seting legal precident and lost a chance of opening a song up to public use. EFF tarnished its image by REFUSING to fight this one for the all people and settling with a paltry victory that simply allows one person (JibJab) to continue using the song in a parody of our political canditates for president.

      IANAL

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    24. Re:EFF hurts us all again by pclminion · · Score: 1

      The song does not have to be declared into the public domain. It is, in fact, in the public domain.

    25. Re:EFF hurts us all again by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      True, but until a court rules such, a lawsuit claiming the contrary might not be considered frivolous.

      Either way, it would not be possible for the EFF to sully its image by defending against such a lawsuit. The only way to sully one's image through frivilous lawsuits is to bring them, not defend against them.

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  11. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

    Weird Al always asks for permission from the original artists before doing a parody of their hit. It's not required, but it's the way he operates.

    One thing that's being overlooked is the right to perform/record/re-record a song out of a song book it a very cheap thing to aquire. The copyright owner on the song can't say "no", and the price is spelled out in law. That's what "mechanical royalties" are all about.

  12. If it's been PD since 1973... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What happens to people who paid royalties since then. Can they sue to get their fees back, or are they SOL?

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    1. Re:If it's been PD since 1973... by atheos · · Score: 4, Informative


      Ludlow believes its copyright -- initially filed in 1956 and renewed in 1984 -- remains valid and disputes EFF's claims.

      This never made it to court, so it's likely that a Judge would have to make that kind of determination. Ludlow may have backed down for just this very concern for all we know.

    2. Re:If it's been PD since 1973... by XaProf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What happens to people who paid royalties since then. Can they sue to get their fees back, or are they SOL?

      Just offhand, as a random law student (I know, I know, IANAL...yet...), they might be able to get some money back through something like unjust enrichment -- on the grounds that they didn't actually get anything when they paid their money. Who knows, maybe a claim of fraud might work too. The problem with that is that unjust enrichment is usually considered an equitable principle, and that means that whoever they paid their money to could argue laches, which is basically the equitable version of a statute of limitations; people who paid money back in the 80's might still be screwed.

      But good luck to whoever sues, since that way we'll finally get a court decision. Litigation's way too expensive these days, and that's impairing the development of the law as a whole.

  13. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by ubera · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to his site, Weird Al always gets permission first, though it's characterised as a notification:

    "Q. Does Al get permission to do his parodies?

    A. Al does get permission from the original writers of the songs that he parodies. While the law supports his ability to parody without permission, he feels it's important to maintain the relationships that he's built with artists and writers over the years. Plus, Al wants to make sure that he gets his songwriter credit (as writer of new lyrics) as well as his rightful share of the royalties."

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  14. So... by shadowcabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So when JibJab copyrights the new lyrics, does that mean "This Land" will become Their Song?

    (only half-joking)

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    1. Re:So... by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but AFAIK, they can copyright the new lyrics, but not the tune. I'm pretty sure derivative works of public domain material are copyrightable to the extent that they differ.

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    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought original creations (like the new lyrics) were automatically copyrighted under the current laws, without having to actually file for it. A formal submission would make it easier to prove you're the creator, of course, but as I understand it, that's not strictly necessary.

  15. This song is owned by you and me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This song is my song, This song is your song, It belongs to me, As much as Guthrie...

    1. Re:This song is owned by you and me by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      This song is my song, This song is your song, It belongs to me, As much as Guthrie...

      from the slashdot newbies,
      to the moderators.
      your comment will score a 5 funny!

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  16. Or even by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copywrited...is that write? I can't right for shit.

  17. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, Al's lawyer ask for permission first.

    Coolio denied his request to parody the song and Al did it anyway.

  18. This net is my net. by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This net is your net.
    This net was made for you and me. ... ...

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  19. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 3, Informative

    Parodies make fun of the song, satire uses the song to make fun of something else.

    Parodies are protected speech, satire is not, that's why there was a lawsuit.

  20. This got modded informative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for providing the same link as in the article summary?

  21. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by UserGoogol · · Score: 4, Informative

    Weird Al claimed that there was a miscommunication and that he thought he got permission.

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  22. What puzzles me by randall_burns · · Score: 1

    Why in the days of the internet haven't we seen any serious cultural icons emerge from non-commercial distribution of media?

    What would the founding fathers really think of mercantile elites playing this big a role in artistic expression?

    1. Re:What puzzles me by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I understand the question properly, then in answer I'd point to places like Homestar Runner, PvP, Penny-Arcade, etc. all of which grew up on free distribution of their art and have become well known both on and off the Internet. If you think they're not cultural icons, I'd offer Homestar Runner's 'Trogdor' character showing up in the Final Episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the infamous Cardboard Tube of Penny Arcade appearing in Legacy of Kain 3.

      Or do they not count for some reason? :)

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    2. Re:What puzzles me by jfengel · · Score: 1

      OddTodd and All Your Base don't count?

      If they don't, it's because by "cultural icon" you mean something with extremely broad appeal. The Internet makes media accessible to everybody, but that means it's accessible to everybody.

      To stand out above that noise you have to be absolutely huge. Which means use of a far more limited medium, like television or movies or radio, where only "mercantile elites" are capable of putting out a message.

      There are many who would say that's a good thing. You'll see that every time we have an RIAA thread on Slashdot: "Good riddance to Brittney Spears; up with indie bands." Indie bands will never become cultural icons, unless they're picked up and mass marketed using conventional media.

      The fact that Internet bandwidth is still pretty limited doesn't help. Even with broadband, only low-resolution, jerky movies are available, or quirky Flash animations like Odd Todd or HomeStarRunner. That doesn't hinder the music creators, but in order to become a cultural icon in music people still want to see you: one slot on American Idol is worth tens of trillions of megabits of download.

      Some day a few web sites may have enough eyeballs to generate cultural icons of their own. A few news blogs are gradually working their way to cultural icon status, but they're not media.

      As for the founding fathers, in their days they didn't have anything corresponding to the cultural icons you're talking about. Those that they did were usually spread by newspapers, whose printing presses were usually controlled by the same mercantile elites. And in fact, the founding fathers often were those same mercantile elites.

      So I'd say they'd be thrilled that we haven't seen "serious cultural icons" that way. It's precisely because of the democratization of the Internet that we get lots of little icons instead of huge ones.

    3. Re:What puzzles me by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Homestar Runner's 'Trogdor' character showing up in the Final Episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the infamous Cardboard Tube of Penny Arcade appearing in Legacy of Kain 3.

      Apparently that tube cameo was a coincidence...
      Its not like Tycho and Gabe invented using a cardboard tube as a sword, the reason we like their CBTube Samurai comix so much is because we identify. That and those comics are pretty awsome.

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    4. Re:What puzzles me by pegr · · Score: 1

      Why in the days of the internet haven't we seen any serious cultural icons emerge from non-commercial distribution of media?

      Are you suggesting that Star Wars Kid and (as much as I hate to mention it) the Dancing Baby are not cultural icons?

    5. Re:What puzzles me by Nichotin · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot to mention goatse.

    6. Re:What puzzles me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't count because nobody outside their own little geeky enclave has ever heard of them.

    7. Re:What puzzles me by EllisDees · · Score: 1

      Strong Bad also showed up on the same character's chest in one episode of Angel.

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  23. Write-up would be more accurate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you replaced the word 'hilarious' with the word 'tired.' I'm all for parady, but this one was pedestrian.

  24. At least... by drakyri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "This song is Copyrighted in U.S., under Seal of Copyright # 154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin it without our permission, will be mighty good friends of ourn, cause we don't give a dern. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Swing to it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that's all we wanted to do." -Woody Guthrie

    1. Re:At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't see how anyone can argue against that. Frankly, it's a shame that anyone would try.

    2. Re:At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This song is Copyrighted in U.S., under Seal of Copyright # 154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin it without our permission, will be mighty good friends of ourn, cause we don't give a dern. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Swing to it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that's all we wanted to do." -Woody Guthrie

      Citation?

      Anyone can make up a quote. When and where did he say that?

    3. Re:At least... by drakyri · · Score: 5, Informative

      Citation: WoodyGuthrie.com

    4. Re:At least... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was sent out in the song books that people could buy from him. Granted, most of the people that would remember are either senile or dead.

    5. Re:At least... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Woody Guthrie had many alternative lyrics for "This Land Was Made For You And Me". A couple of them are:


      Was a high wall there that tried to stop me
      A sign was painted said: Private Property,
      But on the back side it didn't say nothing
      God blessed America for me.

      As I went walking, I saw a sign there;
      And on the sign there, It said, 'NO TRESPASSING.'
      But on the other side, It didn't say nothing.
      That side was made for you and me.

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  25. Only out of politeness... by Millennium · · Score: 3, Informative

    The lawyers do ask, but they don't have to. It's a matter of courtesy more than anything else.

    There's at least one instance, "Amish Paradise", where the original artist (Coolio) denied permission and Weird Al went ahead with it anyway. As it turns out, several Amish communities were also horribly offended by the song, but it's against their beliefs to sue him, so they haven't done anything about it.

    1. Re:Only out of politeness... by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

      Eminem also asked him not to do a video of his parody of "Lose Yourself" because he felt that it was an emotional song for himself and it would be cheapened if they played a video parodying it constantly on MTV. But he did allow him to do the song. Just not the video.

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    2. Re:Only out of politeness... by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      And exactly what could they sue for? And how did they even hear it, did Al go play it for them live or something?

      Jaysyn

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    3. Re:Only out of politeness... by UnixRevolution · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, Al asked, coolio apparently said yes, then denied saying yes later. Al still feels terrible about it. Check the whole story at www.weirdal.com.

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    4. Re:Only out of politeness... by jridley · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amish teens are given free reign to experiment for some period of time (a few years, I think) before they become adults. If you go to amish country, you can see teens driving the buggy with a boom box blaring next to them, hanging out, etc.

      The amish want their kids to make the choice to follow their ways with full knowledge; they don't want people in their community who feel that they weren't given a choice and would feel resentful.

    5. Re:Only out of politeness... by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      > Al still feels terrible about it.

      So terrible he still performs it for his shows? ;) Saw him earlier this year and he didn't seem to regret performing a song the audience obviously enjoyed.

    6. Re:Only out of politeness... by nuggetman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Imagine that huh? The most primitive people around actually give their kids choice of their beliefs.

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    7. Re:Only out of politeness... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's at least one instance, "Amish Paradise", where the original artist (Coolio) denied permission and Weird Al went ahead with it anyway.

      As it turns out, several Amish communities were also horribly offended by the song, but it's against their beliefs to sue him, so they haven't done anything about it.

      The Amish didn't write the song, so on what grounds would they sue? Being offended by a song has nothing to do with copyright law.

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      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    8. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That wasn't Coolio's song to begin with!

      "Gangsta Paradise", with its contradictory language, making no sense, is nothing more than a bastardization of "Pasttime Paradise", a song from Stevie Wonder's 1974's "Songs in the Key of Life".

      "Pasttime Paradise" makes sense, since it is a song about people who spend their days thinking about the past.

      "Gangsta Paradise" makes no sense, since a "Gangsta" paradise is bitches & blunts.

      Coolio himself used a real musician's work, and then grandstanded, as if he wrote the damn song to begin with. What Weird Al did to the song was NO DIFFERENT than Coolio, except Weird Al's lyrics actually make sense, given the context.

      But its OK, because Coolio has less of a career than an unemployed Win2k desktop tech.

    9. Re:Only out of politeness... by k98sven · · Score: 1

      "Gangster's Paradise" is essentially just a rap-cover of Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise", and AFAIK Wierd Al both had permission and payed royalties to Wonder. As did Coolio.

      Sheesh.

    10. Re:Only out of politeness... by traveyes · · Score: 1

      but it's against their beliefs to sue him, so they haven't done anything about it.

      I'm strange, I admit... But I find that damn funny.

      .

    11. Re:Only out of politeness... by gowen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, thats only paradoxical if you conflate technological "primitiveness" with moral, spiritual and intellectual "primitiveness".

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    12. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it depends how you look at it. Arguably, the fact that you bring up kids in a certain environment with strict beliefs, then let them out into the "real world" when they're TEENAGERS is somewhat unfair. It's kinda like banning your children from eating chocolate then suddenly, when they turn 16, giving them 100 bucks and sending them to the candy store: chances are pretty high that they're going to binge and make themselves pretty ill, then come back home for a bit or looking-after...

    13. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, How can you be Amish and know who weird al is, let alone hear the song. WTF!

    14. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As it turns out, several Amish communities were also horribly offended by the song, but it's against their beliefs to sue him, so they haven't done anything about it

      A decent upstanding religion will wonders never cease

    15. Re:Only out of politeness... by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      It's like a couple of weeks, actually. Not that they don't party other times, too, but it's really pretty tame. A couple of us visited a non-amish friend in Lancaster county and met some of them, hung out, and even got invited to a saturday-night cornfield party in the middle of nowhere. Nothing very exciting, really. Most of the teenagers we talked to were planning on spending their time at the beach.

    16. Re:Only out of politeness... by ManxStef · · Score: 1

      Remember, though, that lyrics have their own individual copyright. This is why when you print up the lyrics in say, a CD sleeve, you have to get explicit permission from the songwriter even if you own the copyright to the particular mechanical recording and have publishing rights for the song itself. Bizarre, I know, but that's the way it works.

    17. Re:Only out of politeness... by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      oh yeah, forgot to mention--big difference between Amish and menonites. Menonites dress pretty much the same, but use cars, wear nikes, etc. Amish are really pretty good about not doing that.

    18. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coolio ripped this song from Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise" so screw Coolio, he can go sulk. Parody is protected anyhow.

    19. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Amish are actually better educated than 99% of americans. When a family of Amish came over to tear down a barn the kids worked hard all day, were very respectful to everyone and when I introduced my wife to them and they found out that she was from Pakistan they knew where that country was and what language was spoken there. They knew that the dominant religion was Muslem, but that the peoples there were not Arabs. They knew that India bordered Pakistan and the problems the two counties had historically had.

      Many adults in the hick area we lived in couldn't remember where she was from after repeatedly being told, they kept on confusing Pakistan and the Philipines and had no clear idea of the difference between the two countries.

      Who is more advanced? I'd put my money on the Amish anyday for a political opinion or any question about history or world knowledge.

    20. Re:Only out of politeness... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, the period time known as rumspringa (translates as "running around") lasts however long the teen wants it to, with some people staying gone for 2 or more years before returning to "the old ways".

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    21. Re:Only out of politeness... by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Al go play it for them live or something?


      There's an acoustic version of Amish Paradise?!

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      Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
    22. Re:Only out of politeness... by drteknikal · · Score: 1

      You can ask or you can not ask.

      If you ask and receive approval, you can negotiate the royalty rate with the original author. If you don't ask, or they won't agree, you can still do it, using the published royalty schedule. HOWEVER, the published schedule is widely considered punitive, meaning that if I put out an album with a cover on it that I haven't received permission for, the original author will make more from the album sales than I do, maybe even more than my entire share -- meaning I'd lose money on every disc.

      This was a change from the early days where you just got sued.

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    23. Re:Only out of politeness... by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      after the whole ordeal, he (coolio) gave the okay

    24. Re:Only out of politeness... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with this. If you look back, there are plenty of examples of musicians in the past doing the same sort of thing dating back hundreds of years. Not just mediocre musicians who don't know any better, but great musicians too. For example, just about every great jazz musician has done their own take on Summertime and some even took great liberties with it. I can come up with more examples than that if you really want me to. It's the musical equivalent of allusion in literature.

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    25. Re:Only out of politeness... by u-238 · · Score: 1

      From this brief encounter you were able to conclude that the Amish were "actually better educated than 99% of americans [sic]"? In fact they are significantly less educated than most Americans. The Amish only go to school up until grade 8, skipping high school all together. Wisconsin vs. Yoder ruled in l972 that this was a constitutional right, and most all of them stop schooling after the 8th grade.

    26. Re:Only out of politeness... by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1
    27. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Just wanted to echo what others are saying... the Amish aren't primitive. I don't want to get too far into something off-topic, but the Amish have chosen a way of life, and that's all. It's not like they aren't capable of figuring out electricity, they just don't think it will improve their quality of life to do so. Would it be 'primitive' to decide to stop watching television because it didn't fit into your idea of "the good life"?

      And you know what? It isn't at all clear that they're wrong. The Amish seem to do alright for themselves, have very low crime, and (though I don't have any studies handy) are generally more happy with their lives than the rest of us.

      But maybe you were just trolling?

    28. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They read several newspapers everyday, from cover to cover.

      Why do you think someone that doesn't watch TV would know less about the world than someone who is watching tv 24/7?

      People who don't watch TV know more about what is going on in the world.

    29. Re:Only out of politeness... by waynelorentz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      ...it would be cheapened if they played a video parodying it constantly on MTV.

      MTV plays videos? It must be nice to live in your country.

      In the U.S. of A., MTV (Music Television) doesn't play music. Just crappy pre-scripted "reality" shows. VH1 used to be the only place you could see music videos (the slogan was even "Music First"). Now they're all full of game shows, and bogus "documentaries." Then all that was left was MTV2. But even recently I've noticed they're picking up the MTV show leftovers.

      So, where to get videos? Several years ago I had a cable system that carried MuchMusic, and that had videos. But my current setup doesn't offer it. Guess I'll have to download them off some P2P server.

      MTV made me a criminal.

    30. Re:Only out of politeness... by MrKevvy · · Score: 1

      There's at least one instance, "Amish Paradise ", where the original artist (Coolio) denied permission and Weird Al went ahead with it anyway...."

      Subtle difference: permission was granted, but by the label and not by the artist, and the artist did not express disapproval until it was too late (at least according to Weird Al.) So it wasn't a case of him knowing it was not approved but going ahead regardless.

      From Weird Al's FAQ:

      "That was a very unfortunate case of misunderstanding between Al's people and Coolio's people. Short version of the story: Al recorded "Amish Paradise" after being told by his record label that Coolio had given his permission for the parody. When Al's album came out, Coolio publicly contended that he had never given his blessing..."

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    31. Re:Only out of politeness... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      If you go to amish country, you can see teens driving the buggy with a boom box blaring next to them

      I live in Ohio, where there plenty of Amish, and I am not kidding that I indeed saw this one time. A horse drawn, straight out of the early 1800's black buggy was 'thumpin' with rap music coming out of it. I couldn't help laughing at it. It's just so ridiculous. Why is it that the loop and hook was apparently the right place to stop technologically for an Amish person, but buttons and door knobs are RIGHT OUT!?? Doesn't make a bit of sense to me, not to mention they're supposedly religiously super-pious by adhering to the whole buttons=bad stuff, and yet rap music of the 90's and 00's is ok?

      Strange

    32. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps he meant more knowledgable, since, as we know, the educational system is not there to actually teach anything- it's simply a form of warehousing for surplus adolescents.
      Of course, failing to notice the difference would make you almost certainly a proud gaduate of our wonderful american school system, yes?

    33. Re:Only out of politeness... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Well, it obviously is the same thing. I mean, look at the Native American, they were primative savages, right?

      On that thought, perhaps we could get some christians to go out and try to save them. Everybody knows it's a good cristian's duty to convert the savages...

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    34. Re:Only out of politeness... by dvdeug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Imagine that huh? The most primitive people around actually give their kids choice of their beliefs.

      Or alternately, they keep thier perfect society by dumping their malcontents and mentally ill on us.

    35. Re:Only out of politeness... by operagost · · Score: 1

      I used to watch MuchMusic off the satellite feed, but I imagine everything is scrambled now.

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    36. Re:Only out of politeness... by Talinom · · Score: 4, Funny

      And that was a fly-ass buggy! Lowered for better cargo stability, two horse power, aftermarket methane overpressure release valves, dope teak spinners on the wheels, and Recaro seats.

      Sh!t, they R teh r0xX0r!

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      "Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P.J. O'Rourke
    37. Re:Only out of politeness... by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Sounds like... college.

    38. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They teach their children as much as, if not more than, anyone else about their beliefs before they reach this age. Eventually all people of all faiths follow what they wish, anyway. Now can you tell me exactly what you thought your point was? Please be specific, thank you.

    39. Re:Only out of politeness... by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      They're not primitive. Primitive implies uneducated.

      The amish are very intelligent hardworking people. They just choose to live without technology.

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    40. Re:Only out of politeness... by tenton · · Score: 1

      There are a bunch of other MTV and VH-1 stations available on my cable system; MTV Hits, MTV Jams, VH-1 Classic, VH-1 Megahits etc. (about 7-8 different ones, I think), so there are MTV stations that are dedicated mostly to showing music videos.

      Now, the regular MTV and VH-1...nary a music video to be found.

    41. Re:Only out of politeness... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you calling Coolio a great musician? I think both me, coolio, and Weird Al would like some of what you are smoking.

    42. Re:Only out of politeness... by slumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually the original artist is Stevie Wonder for his song Pasttime Paradise. Weird Al probably only had to ask permission as much as Coolio did for his version of someone else's song.

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    43. Re:Only out of politeness... by Altus · · Score: 1


      yea. the amish are clean and efficent... not like thoese shiftless menonites

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    44. Re:Only out of politeness... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Informative

      All of the music videos are on iTunes Music Store now...they're free to watch and are used to promote the sale of the song file. You don't need to register, either.

    45. Re:Only out of politeness... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Primitive implies uneducated.

      No it doesn't. However, the Amish ARE uneducated... learning stops at 8th grade.

      True, many members of mainstream society never effectively advance beyond (or even reach) that level- but then, many go much further.

    46. Re:Only out of politeness... by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Except after the tennager's year of experimentation, if the kids decide they like the boom boxes, they have to leave their homes and are shunned forever by their families.

      People think the Amish are all sweet and nice because they make sturdy furniture, but there's a fanatical side too. Taliban-style sexism, severe corporal punishment of children, racism, etc. are part of the Amish lifestyle, too.

    47. Re:Only out of politeness... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Why is it that the loop and hook was apparently the right place to stop technologically for an Amish person, but buttons and door knobs are RIGHT OUT!??

      Did you stop him and ask if he was Amish? Probably you didn't- but if you had, the answer would probably be "no".

      Plenty of non-Amish live in "Amish Country". Mennonites especially, who resemble the Amish superficially but employ modern power supplies. Mennoities are required to ride only black vehicles.

    48. Re:Only out of politeness... by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      Just because they're not educated like you were doesn't mean they're uneducated.

      When's the last time you churned some really good butter from sweet cream?

      When's the best week of the year to plant wheat?

      If you want to have eggs for breakfast every morning to feed a family of five, how many chickens do you need?

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    49. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      I hardly think a couple of years of independent freedom, while still surrounded by the Amish culture, up against a lifetime of living in a particular environment is a free and independent choice. And if the kids leave the Amish community during this few years, they're even more out of their element and likely to come back to what's familiar.

      Also, don't forget that kids who choose to go modern must leave the community permanently and forgo all contact with their families and that Amish community. This isn't really a choice about beliefs and technology, it's more of a whitewash that claims to present the kids with a choice. Like most other religions, this is a ritualistic ceremony that simply serves to bolster the faith in the eyes of the community members, nothing more. (As the great Seinfeld once said: "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." Let's just not pretend it's something it isn't, that's my only point.)

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    50. Re:Only out of politeness... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they give their kids the appearance of choice of beliefs.

      Did no-one see "Amish in the city", when the Amish kid was so afraid of dying away from the community, because then he would "be denied heaven"? It would take an exceptionally free-thinking Amish to break away after experiencing an insular childhood full of mythology.

    51. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      You managed to completely miss nuggetman's point. I think he was saying that a culture most Westerners perceive as "primitive" is actually much more advanced on fronts other than technology. In other words: What's that thing that just went flying over your head?

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    52. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Launch Music also has a ton of videos to popular (and sometimes not so popular) songs.

      Not the best, but definitely good.

    53. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I've heard of case after case where the Amish typically shun modern technology...until it suits them. In life and death situations, all of their beliefs about electricity, ambulances, much of modern medicine, etc, goes right out the window. I wonder if there are any Amish that require kidney dialysis on a continuing basis, for instance, and what choice that person made.

      It always piques my interest just a bit when such a seemingly stringent belief system is so liberal in certain situations. Is it a principled stance, or not? I suppose it doesn't really offend me, the underlying core of inconsistency ("hypocrisy" seems a bit harsh, but maybe it's more on the mark), but I would like to make the point that the Amish communities have carved out a little niche in the modern world where they are benefit from, and are even indirectly dependent upon, modern technology. The upshot is, those members of our society could be making a real contribution to our economy and way of life--after all, they benefit from it--but they choose not to. That sort of rubs me the rub way.

      Any teens out there that progressed with technology to the point where they're reading /. in their experimental phase? What do you say?

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    54. Re:Only out of politeness... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      On what legal basis/theory could the Amish sue?

    55. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't Weird Al have to get permission from Stevie Wonder, since the Coolio song is based on "Pastime Paradise"?

    56. Re:Only out of politeness... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Would it be 'primitive' to decide to stop watching television because it didn't fit into your idea of "the good life"?

      My girlfriend thinks so... I cut the cable off in my apartment months ago because TV is such a ludicrous waste of time. She's complained every time she's been there since.

      Boy did I just set myself up for something....

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    57. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To be fair, to live a 19th Century lifestyle doesn't require much more education than 8th grade. Think about it...what percentage of our population went to college even in the early 20th Century? My grandfather made quite a good living and he never graduated the 8th grade. I would say everything changed with the technology push surrounding WWII...after that, we became advanced to the point where we simply needed more time to learn everything that's necessary to make one's way in the modern world.

      If the most intellectually challenging thing I was ever going to do is raise a barn, I wouldn't require more than an 8th grade education either. On the other hand, I might still be knowledgable in terms of facts about the world, but I certainly wouldn't consider myself as having been exposed to advanced concepts. For instance, the author of the parent post says these Amish kids knew all about Pakistan and India. But what are the chances any of those kids will ever grow to understand the situation well enough to be a diplomat and do something about it? Probably zero.

      The Amish way of understanding the world seems to me to be based on the idea that there's value in useless trivia. Knowledge gained for the purpose of serving one's fellow human and bettering everyone's condition requires much more heart and soul than being able to rattle off recent world events.

      (Incidentally, where did these Amish kids get their knowledge of current events in India and Pakistan? A newspaper, printed on a printing press? A book, which is another product of modern technology? Or was it all word-of-mouth from outside the community...from people that did get their facts from books, newspapers, TVs, radios, etc?)

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    58. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      99% of hick Americans, maybe. They're definitely not smarter, on the average, than 99% of *all* Americans, now are they?

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    59. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Even if it was due to a misunderstanding, I would say once he went ahead and did the work to make the song, provided it was in good faith, he deserves to be rewarded for that work in the way of bolstering ticket sales, selling CDs, etc...unless the law steps in and settles the issue in Coolio's favor.

      Most people are ok with letting Weird Al parody their songs. If The Weird One hits, it nearly always gives a second boost to the original.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    60. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      What would they sue for anyway, even if suing was allowed in their belief system? They were offended by the song and that gives them legal cause how, exactly?

      I'm offended by lots of stuff I see everyday...the enormously obese, for instance. And in my mind, they are subjecting me to needless emotional distress by searing their lard-laden bodies into my visual cortex. I have not filed suit, though, not because it's against my belief system, but rather because I simply wouldn't win.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    61. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is ridiculous. I teach in Amish country in Ohio, and I can tell you first hand that the Amish do more to abuse home schooling than any other collective group of people. I'm glad you had one positive experience and can judge and entire group because of it, but I've had MANY that go the other way.

    62. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Yes, it really doesn't make sense that the Weird One would risk his livelihood in this one circumstance by angering the original artist. Why do you think he's so contrite about the whole affair? He wants other artists to work with him in the future. To those who don't get what I'm saying: think about it....yes....think...that's good....ok, now you get it!

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    63. Re:Only out of politeness... by ooby · · Score: 1

      Coolio was mad at Wierd Al until a big fat check showed up in his mailbox, according to VH1 Behind the Music.

    64. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      What did the Amish slut say?

      I'm gonna have me two meno'nite!

    65. Re:Only out of politeness... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Well in referring to the hook and loop instance, and the door knobs thing, that was through experience on an actual Amish farm. (we got a puppy there - BIG mistake!)

      And yet, although they used no gas-powered vehicles to tend to their fields (just horse-drawn tools and wagons), they had a chemical spreader attached to one of their horse-drawn wagons, presumably for maintaining higher crop yields. It's just all so strange to me.

    66. Re:Only out of politeness... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      They definately ARE primitive. Lack of technology (by choice or not) is primitive. The dinosaurs were primitive, and when a meteor came to destroy earth, they couldn't do anything about it. The amish are just as primitive in the respect. The more advanced nations among us have the ability to detect and in some cases deflect such a threat with fusion bombs. This is just one example of why the amish are primitive, and why chosing to be primitive is a very bad thing.

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    67. Re:Only out of politeness... by finkployd · · Score: 1

      However, the Amish ARE uneducated... learning stops at 8th grade.

      No, education in public schools stops at 8th grade. In my experience they tend to spend much more time learning than the average kid, and tend to be pretty damn smart.

      Since when was high school about learning anyway?

      Finkployd

    68. Re:Only out of politeness... by iocat · · Score: 1

      The Amish have electricity, and computers, and phones. Just in their barns, not their houses. Only used for work, and connecting with modern delivery logistics systems. There was an article about it in some business mag at one point. Sadly, a quick googling turns up nothing but "amish computer viruses" (hahaha), but trust me, I read it. On the Internet.

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      Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

    69. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      It always piques my interest just a bit when such a seemingly stringent belief system is so liberal in certain situations. Is it a principled stance, or not?

      I'm not Amish, but since you responded to my post...It's my impression that it's not supposed to be a "principled stance" in the manner you're thinking. It's not a religious belief that technology is evil, and cannot be used or they go to hell or anything. It's a practical decision. If I own an old 386 computer and don't upgrade because I feel like it does everything I want to do, and I don't need anything else, I don't think that makes me a hypocrit if I later get an up-to-date cell phone.

      They happen to have a religion that values simplicity and humility, and doesn't believe in adopting new ways just because they're new. They view their current way of life as better than what "modern society" has to offer, and so they live that way. That's why it's ok for their teenagers to experiment with the "modern" lifestyle and decide if it's for them.

      But again, I'm not Amish, so maybe my impression was wrong.

    70. Re:Only out of politeness... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wired had a story about their approach to technology a few years ago that was very interesting. They are NOT all-around luddites. They evaluate any technology against it's likely impact on society and reject those they believe to be negative. Phones for instance are not allowed INDOORS because they believe phones disrupt the relationships in the home by allowing anyone to interrupt at any time - phones obligate you to be rude to the people you are actually with. But phones are allowed OUTSIDE the home and are used in conjunction with voice mail and/or fax machines to facilitate communication without being ruled by it.

      Also their prohibitions are not iron-clad. If they have good reasons to do so they will override their day-to-day prohibitions.

    71. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, I've heard of case after case where the Amish typically shun modern technology...until it suits them. In life and death situations, all of their beliefs about electricity, ambulances, much of modern medicine, etc, goes right out the window. I wonder if there are any Amish that require kidney dialysis on a continuing basis, for instance, and what choice that person made.


      Do you even know what their beliefs about those things are? They don't think that all technology is evil. Afterall anything from the wheel and use of fire on up is technology. They don't like the way it is used in popular society. Cars have a very practical use but they don't use them because it is very hard not to see them as a status symbol. They will ride in an ambulance (or most any vehicle) because nobody will say, "Whoa! Check out Jake in that flashy new ambulance." They adopt technology as its status-symbol value diminishes.

    72. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could sue on any number of theories, the best being intention infliction of emotional distress, or libel. They just wouldn't likely survive summary judgment.

    73. Re:Only out of politeness... by michael+path · · Score: 1

      Coolio was hardly an original artist in this case; the song borrows heavily from Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise".

    74. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      When it comes right down to it (I know a lot of Amish) the proscriptions against technology are against UNNECESSARY and/or UNHELPFUL technology. I know a lot of them will, for example, light their homes with gaslights and candles, but have a diesel generator with electric lights for their dairy barn, because that's the only way to keep up with other modern farms, and dairy is a cash crop for them.

      Similarly, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to see an Amish person using a modern kidney dialysis unit, but at the same time have broken arms splinted and in slings instead of in a modern cast--it's a question of "is it necessary", not "all tech is bad."

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    75. Re:Only out of politeness... by danila · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Individually they may be OK. As a society they may be OK. But their ways are wrong and they are useless when you consider the humanity as a whole. Amish won't move humankind forward, civilizations with respects for science and technology will.

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      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    76. Re:Only out of politeness... by freqres · · Score: 1

      I think large doses of methamphetamines would work as well.

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      Rampant Ninja related crimes these days...Whitehouse is not the exception
    77. Re:Only out of politeness... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Informative

      If my understanding is correct, it wasn't technology that they were opposed to. It was the hubris of being able to afford the newfangled tech that led to envy and so on that they were against.

      When buttons first came out, they were a symbol of status. They were more expensive than a simple cloth loop, so instead of attempting to outdo each other, they decided that it would be better to just stick with the simpler concept. That way, no pride or envy.

      There seemingly Luddite tendencies don't have to do with religious convictions. They just want to be humble and not aspire to greatness through gadjets

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      Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
    78. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Amish won't move humankind forward, civilizations with respects for science and technology will.

      Of course, it begs the question of what it means to "move humankind forward". If by "move humankind forward" you mean turn humankind into a bunch of slugs purpetually hunched over computer/TV screens who don't know how to do anything for themselves and can't even stand the sunlight because they've been indoors too long, then yeah, worshipping technology will "move humankind forward". I think I might side with those who "hold us back" by demanding that the use of technology be limited to where it's actually useful and solves problems.

    79. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Even so, this kind of approach to life smacks a little bit like the neighbor that borrows a little too much. The point I'm making is that they have no qualms about enjoying many of the benefits of modern technology, in that they'll get news either directly from modern mass-produced sources (such as newspapers, magazines, books, etc) or indirectly. In either case, the news has reached them much more rapidly than it would have had everyone adopted their lifestyle.

      I agree with your example of the 386 vs. the cell phone, but the gap between the Amish and modern society is much, much more significant, and this is one of those things where shades of grey matter. And like I said in my post, their lifestyle is not overtly offensive to me...but it bothers me much in the same way of the following example...

      When I was in high school, I went out and bought a shitty used car that was always having minor problems. Many of my friends did not own cars at all, making me the de facto transportation in 10 out of 10 of our parent-independent outings. Most of my friends recognized that dealing with minor car issues such as unexpected breakdowns, engine overheating, etc, was part and parcel of this deal, and I typically didn't ask for anyone to chip in for gas, generous guy that I am. On one occasion, four of us broke down on the highway and needed a $65 tow, which two of the three friends present offered to split with me because of all the free tranny they'd enjoyed over the past year, gas fee-free.

      The odd man out did not feel compelled to kick in anything, rationalizing that the three of us would have gone to the same place whether he'd come or not, and it was my car and my responsibility to keep it up. This was in response to the urging of my other two friends, I never brought it up and I didn't expect any of them to kick in for more or less the same reason...when I tuned the car up, changed the oil, replaced the air filter, I didn't divide up the expense and issue bills all over town. It was my car.

      However, after that, perhaps due to a guilty conscience, that particular friend would always ride me unmercifully about my junky car...even while being chauffeured around town. One day, when he was attempting to humiliate me at school in front of some other people about my car (I have a pretty good sense of humor about things like this but it was starting to get mean-spirited), I gently pointed out that he enjoyed many of the same benefits of my having the car that I did, and none of the expense. I went on to say that a smart person would shut up and take the free transportation, or mouth off and get their own, better car and offer to drive us all around, but his position of accepting the benefits while badmouthing it were highly inconsistent with his behavior.

      This is how I sort of see the Amish, in a way. Within their communities, they do what amounts to badmouthing technology. But the rates of death and disease in those communities is drastically reduced due to modern technology and they enjoy many of the same benefits that we do from living in an advanced society. By shunning tech within their own communities, though, they retain a kind of plausible deniability when it comes to taking any responsibility for contributing to society outside their communities. In the above analogy, it would be completely justified for me to deny my friend a ride in my car. To extend this particular feature of the analogy, would it be justified for modern society to completely cut off the Amish from all modern technology if that is their chosen and professed desire? To put it another way, do they fare as well as they do simply because of the largess of the surrounding modern society, and would it be somehow unethical for modern society to simply withhold such largess?

      To put another slightly different spin on it: would it perhaps be beneficial in the long run for both modern society and the Amish if modern society were to take an ethical, but hard-lined stance of refusing to confer any benefits of mod

      --
      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    80. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oops, I forgot something.

      They will ride in an ambulance (or most any vehicle) because nobody will say, "Whoa! Check out Jake in that flashy new ambulance." ... But someone might say that if they were driving.

    81. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      The dinosaurs were primitive, and when a meteor came to destroy earth, they couldn't do anything about it.

      Oh... is that the definition of primative?... "not being able to block meteors"? Geeze, I didn't know that. In that case, I suppose Amish are primitive. Yes, now that I think of it, you're right, because if all the world were "primitive" Amish... who would deflect all the nuclear weapons raining down on us?

    82. Re:Only out of politeness... by edbarrett · · Score: 1
    83. Re:Only out of politeness... by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I take it you've never seen Firefly? The concept of that show makes a lot more sense than you realize. If you're colonizing a new planet on limited resources, and you know that resupply ships aren't going to be coming by regularly, which would you want? A tractor (or a futuristic equivalent) that can break down and/or run out of fuel? Or two horses, which can heal if they "break down", and can even breed and make more horses?

      The Amish are doing us a service. They are keeping "old" technology alive that might very well be useful when establishing a colony on a new planet. The Amish have the kept the line of really good draft horses not only alive, but thriving. They're a valuable resource to humanity.

    84. Re:Only out of politeness... by MyHair · · Score: 1

      The Amish didn't write the song, so on what grounds would they sue?

      Duh, they felt offended. You're new in the U.S., aren't you? I'm waiting for the new disability or diseased, the treatment therapy and a book and movie based on the ailment. God willing, we'll even have a benefit concert. If not, a telethon will do.

    85. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better educated than 99% of Americans?

      I bet you consider yourself in the 1% of the population the Amish are not better educated than.

      I bet you didn't know that most Amish do not get much more than an 8th grade education.

      I also bet you don't refer to adults in the "hick" area where you live as "hicks" to their faces do you?

      At least you are intelligent enough to know that most of the "hicks" could bitch smack you hard enough to seriously exacerbate your retardation.

    86. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      What is the definition of necessary, then? We can play semantics games if you like, but in whose estimation is it necessary to have a kidney dialysis machine? In whose estimation is keeping up with modern dairy farms necessary? Perhaps I'm being cynical, but why does their definition of necessary seem to allow them to gain the most from modern technology while contributing the least?

      I may not be able to quite put my finger on it, but something in this way of seeing the world definitely rubs me the wrong way.

      --
      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    87. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think your analogy works.

      If the Amish decided to drive cars tomorrow, they won't be asking people to lend them thier cars for nothing. I enjoy a lot of benefits from the government but I badmouth them a lot also. I certainly don't pay ... I mean, I wouldn't pay taxes if I didn't have too. Does that mean the police shouldn't protect me from being robbed?

      I would hardly say the Amish badmouth technology. They choose not to use it and they will pay the same as you or me when it comes time to use their share. In some cases they pay for a lot of technology that they will never use.

    88. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really ought to stop smoking crack and watching Bruce Willis movies.

      Smoke crack if you want.

      Watch Bruce Willis movies if you want.

      Just don't do them both at the same time.

      When it comes to doing anything about asteroids on a collision course with Earth the more advanced nations among us are in exactly the same location as the Amish and the dinosaurs. Up shit creek without a paddle.

    89. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I'm being cynical, but why does their definition of necessary seem to allow them to gain the most from modern technology while contributing the least?

      You have issues.

      Lot's of people benefit from technology while contributing nothing to advance it. Do you want to restrict what people can do with publicly available goods and services based on what (not how much) they have contributed to society. Do you want to keep someone from using the Linux kernel because they've never contributed anything to an open source project even if they use the kernel to contribute somewhere else.

      The Amish aren't some kind of leech on society. Are you some kind of technology snob?

    90. Re:Only out of politeness... by Tyketto · · Score: 1

      Why would Weird Al need to ask Coolio for permission for this song? Coolio isn't the original artist for this. The original piece for this is Pastime Paradise by Stevie Wonder. Album was Songs in the Key of Life, released in '76.

      Al could have easily asked Stevie (or lawyers representing him) for permission to use that, and wouldn't have needed to bother Coolio at all.

      BL.

    91. Re:Only out of politeness... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If it were very slow-moving, we could indeed get to it in time. Sure, they usually are going much faster, but our space program has the potential to save the planet.

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      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    92. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amish won't move humankind forward, civilizations with respects for science and technology will.

      Wow. That is such a wonderful idea of moving forward.

      P.S. Anybody that is doing only non-science/non-technology work, kill yourselves now.

    93. Re:Only out of politeness... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      In fact, electricity as a whole is not prohibited. Basically, batteries are allowed, but electrical wires coming into the home are not, because this is perceived to be a connection to the outside ("English") world. (They call us English because they speak "Pennsylvania Dutch," a German variant, as a first language.)

      It's perfectly permissible to them to be in a building wired for electricity as long as it's not theirs, ride in a non-Amish person's automobile, etc. And though some might see it as a contradiction, they do not: this is about their central (church) leaders setting standards for their whole society, rather than decreeing what is right and wrong for everybody else.

      As I understand it, all these things were decided years ago by some equivalent of a church council, and it is possible that the particular issues may be up for review again now and then.

    94. Re:Only out of politeness... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      But what are the chances any of those kids will ever grow to understand the situation well enough to be a diplomat and do something about it? Probably zero.

      The Amish way of understanding the world seems to me to be based on the idea that there's value in useless trivia. Knowledge gained for the purpose of serving one's fellow human and bettering everyone's condition requires much more heart and soul than being able to rattle off recent world events.

      I don't think you really know enough about the Amish to know how much they know and whether it was "meaningless trivia" or not. And where do you get the idea that they don't gain knowledge for the purpose of serving one's fellow human? Just because multiple ways of serving exist doesn't mean one must pursue all of them. They seem to have helped a neighbor build a barn, for example.

      Incidentally, where did these Amish kids get their knowledge of current events in India and Pakistan? A newspaper, printed on a printing press? A book, which is another product of modern technology?

      If you think the Amish prohibit printing presses and books, then you know zilch about the Amish and should do some reading before running your mouth again. They probably know far more about you than you know about them. Go visit Google.

    95. Re:Only out of politeness... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Well, thats only paradoxical if you conflate technological "primitiveness" with moral, spiritual and intellectual "primitiveness".

      Well, Amish communities aren't exactly hotbeds of intellectual activity. Also consider that, should you choose 'English ways', you will be forever shunned by those who raised you. Some choice, huh?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    96. Re:Only out of politeness... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Its a shame Al didn't ask if I wanted him to sell my address to spammers.

      He apparently thought I would say yes to it.

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    97. Re:Only out of politeness... by abb3w · · Score: 2, Informative
      Perhaps I was mistaken, but my understanding was not that they were shunned (IE, treated as a somewhat noisy ambulatory rock-- to be ignored), but that they were treated as a stranger-- IE, any other outsider: treated politely if distantly, but not ignored. Now, if after Rumspringa you join the church, and change your mind , then you're definitely an un-person and shunned.

      Fanaticism is a slightly strong term for the Amish-- although only slightly. Like all societies, they have rules. In the case of the Amish, they put limits on technology, social conduct, and require a certain religious doctrine. If you want to be part of the society, you have to follow the rules. Most outsiders aren't fans of these limits; most members of the society feel the benefits outweigh the drawbacks. Unlike most fanatics, they don't insist that everyone be part of their society.

      More unfortunate is that their social code retains the Victorian and Midaeval hypocricy that if all can be kept looking well on the surface, all is well-- especially with child and spousal abuse. Their social mechanisms do not seem to solve such problems well.

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      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    98. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Amish seem to do alright for themselves, have very low crime, and (though I don't have any studies handy) are generally more happy with their lives than the rest of us.

      It's also an interesting statistic, that after the Amish kids are cut loose to decide for themselves how they want to live (many even move into a town, and live like the rest of us for a few years), something like 98% of them decide they'd rather go back and be Amish than live like we do. That's way too high a percentage to get just from people missing their old lives. (IMHO).

    99. Re:Only out of politeness... by ported33 · · Score: 1

      "Primitive" is, well, a subjective term. Most Amish will adopt technology they feel benefits their lives without a foreseeable negative impact on the family or community structure.

      For example, Amish Buggy LED Headlights. :)

    100. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      I dunno about contributing the least, a lot of the perishables in my supermarket (and a lot of advances in organic crop-raising and dairy farming) trace directly back to the Amish.

      Oh, I'm sorry, what's your definition of "contribute"? I'm getting damn good milk here, and it helps me program better--not the least of which because it improves my morale.

      As for "necessary", the definition is really simple--what's the lowest-tech alternative to accomplish this task to my satisfaction. Phrased alternately, what's the way to accomplish this that makes me least-dependent on the outside world--hence their near-universal use of generators rather than grid power.

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    101. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To be honest, I've heard of case after case where the Amish typically shun modern technology...until it suits them. In life and death situations, all of their beliefs about electricity, ambulances, much of modern medicine, etc, goes right out the window."

      You probably heard wrong. My religion is close to that of the Amish, I am of the Quakers, the Brethern and the Menonites. Our lifestyles all differ, but our beliefs of a simple religion given to the people by the people is generally pretty close. Nixon was a Quaker, for an example.

      The Amish and the Menonites are of the must stay in the past for purity of the soul idea...the others don't care. Occasionally, our respective churches get together and we learn from each other. Its always interesting to see SUVs parked next to the buggies when this occurs.

      That was background to pretty much say you don't know shit. Most Amish when they are hurt use their own doctors. If they need a 'real' doctor, will use their own devices to get to the hospital. Few believe in heroic measures of any sort -- so your Kidney dialysis is out of the question (I've already told my friends and family that I want to be on a machine for the next 50 years if I think it might bring me back, and I've signed a living will so my parents don't decide to backslide on the religion and ignore these wishes).

      You really don't know what the fuck you are talking about in terms of hypocracy. How are they not making a real contribution to society? They benefit from nothing you've given them. Most will say they suffer because of it. For instance, these days, the Amish have to put lights on their buggies at night so fucking dumb ass teenagers don't hit them. C'mon now, its not like its that easy to hit a buggy doing 5 MPH even in the dead of night if folks are paying attention and doing the speed limit. Folks are too impatient and because of it, these folks are increasingly becoming roadkill because of idiots that sound just like you.

      So no, they are not dependant on your modern technology.

      Personally, I like technology and my religion doesn't ask me not to like it. It affords me more time to be away from the office and be in nature and learn to do my own work. I wouldn't be doing half the home repairs I have been without the internet. I used the net to learn to grow my own veggies this year (and didn't have to buy much from the stores for once). We all try to get back to the simple life one way or the other.

      But seriously Severoon, you are a dumbfuck. You don't know what you are talking about. Please shut up.

    102. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Oh, while I'm at it, is their paying cash somehow contributing less than your credit cards or health insurance? Did I miss something?

      Apropo Dune quote: "Take what you want, and pay for it." Unless you're making some sort of breakthroughs in research, you're "contributing" exactly as much to technology as they are--you're paying the going rate.

      --
      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    103. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Again, I'm not the supreme authority on the Amish, but it seems to me your objections aren't applicable. It's not comparable to a guy who bums rides off of you and then won't chip in for gas money. It's maybe closer to someone who likes to walk? I'm thinking of someone who, as a general habit, when offered a ride, he says, "no thanks, I think I'll just walk. I think it's a better, healthier way of getting around." Maybe every once in a while he'll take a ride when offered, and maybe he'll even pay for a taxi now and then when he needs to. Hell, maybe he even owns a car that he just doesn't drive often. Either way, he continues to humbly maintain that "walking is a healthier way to get around, and so unless really need a car, I'll walk."

      As far as the question of what they contribute, how about a nice, healthy point of view? How about an example of humility and restraint? How about a reminder that we really don't need most of our technology as much as we think we do?

      And, even if you don't agree, do you really think the solution is to deny the Amish medical assistance?

      Such a policy, I believe, would either prove the Amish to be completely committed to their way of life, removing all appearance of ideological impropriety and gaining them the respect of the outside world, or it would put the spurs to their little communities to join the modern age and give back as well as take.

      Actually, I think all it would prove is that our society is heartless and cruel. The Amish would most likely adjust, and they would improve their ability to provide their own medical care, even if their medical care remained below the level of a modern hospital. But if you're such a technophile that you'd prefer to kill off some Amish people rather than be faced with a group of people who don't subscribe to life's upgrade-cycle, then I think you need to grow up.

    104. Re:Only out of politeness... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      after the Amish kids are cut loose to decide for themselves how they want to live...something like 98% of them decide they'd rather go back and be Amish

      I would have included that if I had the statistic. I've heard a lot of things like that, but couldn't find any good articles to site.

      That's way too high a percentage to get just from people missing their old lives.

      Absolutely... especially when you consider how many of us assume our lives are so much better than theirs. People think the situation is, "If the amish only knew what they were missing!" But they do know, and they aren't that impressed.

      I hate when a good post is made by an AC and drops off the radar because of it.

    105. Re:Only out of politeness... by BadmanX · · Score: 1

      That's not the way Al tells it. According to Al, he actually did get permission from Coolio's lawyers, only to discover afteward that Coolio either didn't want the song made or (much more likely) thought he could get some free publicity by pretending he didn't like it. Al apologized to Coolio, who appears to have been properly placated.

      As for the Amish not liking it...I don't think Al is sweating that too much. I mean, how the hell did they ever hear it in the first place?

    106. Re:Only out of politeness... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The Amish would most likely adjust, and they would improve their ability to provide their own medical care, even if their medical care remained below the level of a modern hospital.

      Except for the genetic disorders brought about by an overly restricted gene pool.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    107. Re:Only out of politeness... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      You know you are in Amish country when you drive down some way-back country road and see a pay phone. That's if the buggies don't tip you off first.

      Somebody who knows more might be able to comment...Do they believe in banks? They always seem to be carrying fat wads of cash around. Maybe they don't believe in wallets (at least not any with buckles on them).

    108. Re:Only out of politeness... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I would say everything changed with the technology push surrounding WWII...after that, we became advanced to the point where we simply needed more time to learn everything that's necessary to make one's way in the modern world.

      The US is the cultural leader for the concept of mass consumption to sustain an economy, right or wrong.

      My opinion is that "college education" has become de rigeur for most higher-paying jobs. Unfortunately, this attitude seems to create an elite group who are only really interested in their own financial success and some variation of "inclusionism" that poisons society on the whole.

      Also, IMO, the widespread use of computers has isolated and eliminated the "old guard".

      The English language.

      What is the etimology of "gry"?

    109. Re:Only out of politeness... by Doviende · · Score: 1

      and don't forget that Luddites were not "all-around luddites". the luddites were not anti-technology...they just chose to fight against technology that was allowing rich factory owners to screw with their lives. your description of the Amish process sounds pretty similar to the luddites.

      -Doviende

      --
      "The value of a man resides in what he gives,
      and not in what he is capable of receiving."
      --Albert Einstein
    110. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh...I share my view of the phone with the Amish. Who knew.

      I wish I had the guts to put it into practice. :(

    111. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance and hate.

    112. Re:Only out of politeness... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Of course. Technologically primitive doesn't necessarily mean socially primitive...and they're only the former out of choice anyway.

    113. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forward to what? A world filled with more people like you? PROGRESS! Hoorah.

      Based on what I read in Slashdot everyday, I'm beginning to think the average Amish is probably worth a hundred of you whiny, self-entitled, arrogant creeps.

    114. Re:Only out of politeness... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1
      There are other things of value besides technological innovation.

      Beauty has value, and Amish folk art and furniture, for example, help make gentile houses more beautiful. Freedom has value, and they advanced larger society socially when they fought compulsory education in Wisconsin vs. Yoder. Granted, a population that is nearly all Amish would not be sustainable--the common defense would be hard to implement in a nation of pacifists--but I would say the Amish are pulling their weight in other ways.

    115. Re:Only out of politeness... by Glidedon2 · · Score: 0

      There is no right to be Not Offended !

      Sig.

    116. Re:Only out of politeness... by Gaijin42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, taking information from popular entertainment or even pointed documentaries is clearly the way to get the most accurate information about a group of people.

    117. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think both songs are good, is that weird?

      The award show performance where Coolio did the song and had little children with candles gathered around him in a circle as the stage floor beneath him lit up and then ascended into heaven with his arms outstretched was awesome - it even left that babbling idiot Ellen D. speechless.

    118. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Coolio's music publisher gave permission and it was only later that Coolio found out and objected, after the song/video was already out.

    119. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Pull your head out of your first world ass - half the population of the planet lives on less than 2 dollars a day in houses made of dirt and sticks. Horses and other "old" technology aren't going anywhere just because *you* drive to work.

    120. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both the three of you??

      shit, I'd both like some too.

    121. Re:Only out of politeness... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      The Amish solution to this is (surprise!) decidedly low-tech. Various communities have arranged bride-exchange programs to promote intermarriage among a wider group. More commonly, young men will seek brides in neighboring colonies. With almost no proselytizing they are still delaying the inevitable.

    122. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears that the Amish are not really averse to using electricity, as is commonly believed. Rather than make themselves too dependant on the outside world, they run their own generators, which are usually diesel-powered DC units used to run barn equipment and charge battery banks.

      See this link:

      http://www.imperialdiesel.com/

    123. Re:Only out of politeness... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Exactly how much choice do you think the have when they aren't taught how to manage in the modern world with the "English" as they call modern people (Lancaster, PA Amish anyway)? Are the kids going to be terrified when put out on the street, exiled from their community, or do you think they will readily accept such a strange environment after being shielded from the outside world for 18 years?

      How homesick do little kids get when sent to summer camp for the first time? These people are older, but have never been away from home and have never learned to interact with the modern world. Oh, and if they choose to leave, they will be shunned by all of their family and friends.

      It really is good they are given a CHOICE and supported by their "loving" family for whatever choice they make.

      Enter the cult of the Amish.

    124. Re:Only out of politeness... by blueskies · · Score: 1
      the Amish are actually better educated than 99% of americans.
      Where exactly are you getting this statistic? (they might know statistics better than you, but I don't think they are better educated than 99% of americans) Are you saying that only 1% of americans go to college? Because I don't think any Amish go to college.

      Actually, I'm beginning to think this is a supremely well-crafted troll. Very good.
    125. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucktard

    126. Re:Only out of politeness... by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      I think the thing with buttons is that, in the 15th century, they were associated with military uniforms, and the sect is anti-militaristic. (The same goes for moustaches.) Velcro is ok though. Imagine what they would think of wearing camo: it's plain so that's good, but it's military, so that's bad....*head explodes*.

    127. Re:Only out of politeness... by bananaape · · Score: 1

      Coolio didn't write the song either. Listen to 'Pastime Paradise' by Stevie Wonder from the album 'Songs in the Key of Life'. Did you seriously think a rapper wrote a song?

    128. Re:Only out of politeness... by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the "Type-R" sticker.

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    129. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      You managed to completely miss the point of that analogy. It's not like the guy preferring to walk. The Amish are indeed benefitting from the technology that surrounds them while they prefer to live in a way that contributes nothing to it. In other words, we pay taxes to ensure that they have roads to carry milk and bread to their local refrigerated grocery stores, ambulances to their hospitals, and we fund research to ensure that medicines are available for them if they need them. That's where the bumming free rides comes in.

      You know what, you don't want to see the inconsistency in the lifestyle or my point...that's why you're not getting it. If the Amish simply said, oh, technology is fine but we prefer to live this way, that would be one thing. That's not really what's going on here, though, is it? They talk about the evils of technology within their communities and teach their children to fear it and see those of us who use technology as people dallying with evil. You are certainly not a supreme authority on this religion if you think they're all just a bunch of happy-go-lucky, you-do-it-your-way-I'll-do-it-mine kind of people.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    130. Re:Only out of politeness... by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should consider that they don't actually shun technology "because it is an evil, a sin!" or something, but rather because they figure that it detracts from their quality of life.

      It's not hypocracy, it's a choice. Even moral boycotts usually get ignored at some level of urgency. But this isn't even a moral boycott, it's a pragmatic one.

    131. Re:Only out of politeness... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1
      You have to claim that you were so offended that is caused you emotional distress which has somehow affected your ability to fully participate in normal activity. That's how you sue.

      Yes your honor, his green shirt so upset me that to this day if I see someone wearing a green shirt I pass out. Because of this I am unable to hold down a job because I risk seeing people in green shirts when I leave the house.

    132. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      It's not to do with paying cash versus credit. It's to do with raising people and educating them to participate in a modern economy by using the goods and services that make their lives easier once they learn not to fear them. But even this is not the most important thing. Far more important is the contribution of human capital in the way of raising scientists, engineers, etc. If you don't think technological advancement and a belief in it is important to the American or the world economy, you have some studying up to do, my friend (I recommend Wheelan's Naked Economics, a very non-controversial summary of basic econ).

      From a purely pragmatic standpoint, the only reason the Amish movement isn't a real social problem contributing to the decline of America's standing in the world is because it's so small. But the fact remains that it is, from a purely ethical standpoint, not the best approach to ensure that America remains in a position to take care of all its people to the best of our collective ability (this is true by definition--the Amish philosophy revolves around the idea of artificially hobbling the community with respect to what could be accomplished).

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    133. Re:Only out of politeness... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Since amish aren't allowed to watch tv/movies, or listen to recorded music, how do they get offended by weird al?

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    134. Re:Only out of politeness... by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      They knew that the dominant religion was Muslem, but that the peoples there were not Arabs.

      I bet they could spell "Muslim" too.

      The Amish discipline their children and care about their upbringing, which is why you experienced that. People in the "hick" area usually don't care about their kids, their house, or their land and just "let it all hang out". I've witness many teenagers and even adults in WV who can't spell very well while typing instant messages. I don't know what it is but something is amiss.

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    135. Re:Only out of politeness... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      [i]The dinosaurs were primitive, and when a meteor came to destroy earth, they couldn't do anything about it. The amish are just as primitive in the respect. The more advanced nations among us have the ability to detect and in some cases deflect such a threat with fusion bombs.[/i]

      You'd of course have some sort of evidence to back up the claim that we have the ability to deflect threats with fusion bombs? Based of course upon the prior attempts?

      There are still many things we 'so called' advanced folks can't deal with - global catastrophes still fall in this category and will for the forseeable future.

      On the issue at hand, never equate living a basic lifestyle with living an unsatisfying one or one which is in some way 'coming up short'. The Amish around Ontario contribute lots of wonderful produce to the markets, and in this day and age where everyone is getting down on GMOs and on all sorts of things that commercial industry feeds animals, their stuff looks pretty darn good. And if you need to see fine quality woodworking, don't look to Ikea....

      I find it refreshing that our society has enough space in it to allow people the choice to pursue different paradigms for life. The Amish don't hurt me, and their presence enriches the diversity of our world. And they're generally of the school of thought that if they want to buy something, they don't use a credit card - they pay cash. Debt isn't a big desire of theirs. So in many ways, they make ideal customers too, for a smaller range of products admittedly.

      As someone who has cast off traditional cable TV and the cell phone as baneful wastes of time (he says with some sense or irony as he types on /. *grin*), I can see the desire to evict time wasting and zero-value-adding technologies from ones life. More complex, more fast-paced, more feature rich... these don't necessarily make a life better. They just make it... newer... more glitzy... and possibly not any better really.

      Of course, I'm not a Luddite nor Amish. I am learning how to work wood, but I also live for the day I can have a low cost high speed connection in rural Ontario. It's a matter of picking what you want in and out of your life and all of us make those decisions on a daily basis, we just tend not to make quite the same choices as the Amish. Live and let live, says I.

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      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    136. Re:Only out of politeness... by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha! Oh man, Please give the author mod points for a sense of humour. Let me guess, our march towards the future has been a non-stop improvement in the state of the world eh? Yep, no more violence, war, internecine strife, and we've invested in cures more than ways to damage one another.... ah Progress!

      Don't take me too seriously, but the idea that we (who live an ecologically unsustainable lifestyle) are somehow superior and 'moving forward' as opposed to the various indigenous peoples who do live a sustainable lifestyle that respects the environment is more than vaguely funny - it is positively rib-busting!

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      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    137. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Just because multiple ways of serving exist doesn't mean one must pursue all of them.
      What is this touchy-feely crap? Shunning modern technology is simply not a responsible way to live. I don't care what you think you know about the Amish, the basic tenet of their philosophy is flawed when they artificially yield their responsibility to their larger community by bowing out of participation in human advancement. One of the effects of their chosen way of life is the complete and total abdication of responsibility towards having a hand in events outside the immediate surrounding community, and through intentional and artificial means at that. Societies like Iran and North Korea are trying to develop nuclear weapons. Hussein was gassing the Kurds. Hitler was exterminating the Jews. The Amish attitude is to position themselves in the world such that they will not, because they cannot, do anything about these things. Their culture is anachronistic in the modern world because it is founded upon the idea that far-flung societies can not have an impact on each other over vast distances. Well, today's world is a smaller place and we're all less than a day's travel from each other. With the shrinking of the world comes some kind of extra responsibility to the rest of humanity, like it or not.

      They seem to have helped a neighbor build a barn, for example.
      With modern building equipment the same number of people could help 20 neighbors build barns. The pervasive attitude towards the Amish that they're oh-so-concerned about each other's welfare and brotherly love and all that starts to look more like clannishness, isolationism, and even racism when you weigh it against the fact that using technology, they could do much more for each other without compromising their value system (their value system has room for diesel generators, but not buttons? ...come on, there is clearly something more beneath the surface). Consider the fact that their society is engineered so that all acts of brotherly love are directed within the Amish communities, never outward. They do not trouble themselves one iota with the welfare of those outside their little communities, unlike the largess you seem to exhibit towards protecting their quaint little way of life.

      If you think the Amish prohibit printing presses and books...
      I do not think this. My point could have been made a bit better, perhaps, but it was that they do not prohibit the products of *modern* printing presses. Printing presses that require heavy machinery to manufacture and assemble (I know this because my mom worked for MAN Roland Printing Presses for over a decade, and the average printing press that pounds out the daily newspaper or a four-color poster consumes several hundred square feet and weighs tens to hundreds of tons). If you think the modern world is able to disseminate as much information in print as it does without relying pretty heavily on a lot of modern technology and R&D over the last hundred years, you are sadly mistaken.

      Again, if the Amish limited what they read only to the output of their own Gutenberg-style printing presses, that seems in keeping with their philosophy of clasps-are-ok-but-buttons-are-forbidden-advanced-t echnology. You blab about how I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know a girl whose family left the Amish way of life one generation ago, and the stories she tells me about her other family members still tending the dirt patch and their general view of things is enough to curl your toes. You google all you want...I got my information from a primary source.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    138. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      ...a lot of the perishables in my supermarket (and a lot of advances in organic crop-raising and dairy farming) trace directly back to the Amish.
      I never said that the Amish never made contributions to the outside world. I don't know when these contributions to farming were made, but I'm guessing at least decades ago and perhaps a century or more (based on the advanced technology used in modern farming) when their lifestyle was as up-to-the-minute as everyone else's. The point is that any contributions the Amish can made to modern society, due to the nature of their societies, are somewhat limited.
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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    139. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's well known that Wierd Al had permission from Coolio's manager and only found out that the artist had objections after publishing the song with what he believed was full permission... he later apologized anyways

    140. Re:Only out of politeness... by Trinition · · Score: 1

      The amish want their kids to make the choice to follow their ways with full knowledge; they don't want people in their community who feel that they weren't given a choice and would feel resentful.

      So you mean if we indoctrinated children at an age before they could fully understand with something like, say, a pledge of allegiance, it would be bad?

    141. Re:Only out of politeness... by Trinition · · Score: 1

      What's the Amish viewpoint on intellectual property rights?

    142. Re:Only out of politeness... by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1
      He forgot to mention one fact...

      before the Amish left his house they bestowed upon him a minute fraction of their knowledge of statistical methods, which he then wielded to gather the data backing his claims.

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      Before the invention of eruptions, lava had to be carried down the mountain by hand and thrown on sleeping villagers.
    143. Re:Only out of politeness... by cuteintern · · Score: 1

      IIRC, (as seen on a music show about Al) he had the right to make parodies because it was fair use, but if he did it without permission he couldn't receive any money (royalties) from the song.

    144. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That true...you're absolutely correct.

      98%.

    145. Re:Only out of politeness... by billywiggins · · Score: 1

      Muslem?! Is that a new religion? For you to be married to the lady and not know how to spell the religion is pretty sad. Heck, Im an American and knew that, I must be in the "other" 1% of your concensus.

    146. Re:Only out of politeness... by slumped · · Score: 1

      Given that "Gangsta's Paradise" was based (*heavily*) on Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise", why would Coolio need to be consulted?

    147. Re:Only out of politeness... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I've seen Amish people using cellphones and laptops. Pretty interesting really. Also they have something like homemade ceiling fans that they use for cooling that are pretty nifty. They seemed to be solar paneled and did a pretty good job at keeping their buildings cool even in the summer.

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    148. Re:Only out of politeness... by The+Masked+Rat+Fink · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I have not owned a TV for nine years now (a small DVD player for the kids ... gotta have Blues Clues! :-) and I have not missed it.

      I'll even tell you that I feel that I'm more informed about the world than before, because I read more books, read more news on the Internet and listen to more radio programs than before. Mostly the TV is mental chewing gum, it occupies your time while providing very little benefit.

      I also like to think that I'm not ignorant, having an I.S. degree and have studied several other fields to similar depth. But, I might be too ignorant to realise how ignorant I am. :-)

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    149. Re:Only out of politeness... by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      You need to get over it. You don't get the right to force people to live the way you think they should.

      Grow up. And learn to live like this.

    150. Re:Only out of politeness... by danila · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was surprised to see so many Amishes, Amish lovers or just plain rude people here on Slashdot. Let me elaborate on my point to clear the confusion.

      1. Amish society is not sustainable. They use a lot of producs developed outside of their economy. Their ability to buy them is simply a result of imbalance in market pricing. Furthermore, they do contribute to global warming, pollution, depletion of natural resources, etc.
      2. What a nice society of religious retards they are who stop education after 8 years and forsake human knowledge for the fucking bible.
      3. I didn't mean to say that individual Amish are bad and individual people in the rest of America (world) are good. The comment applied strictly to societies.
      4. There was in fact a lot of progress in the world. By most indicators the progress was and is happening. Life in a modern society on average is much better than life in industrial society which in turn is better than life in feudal society, etc. Particular problems that your particular modern society has (like lotsa fat and TV) do not invalidate this general observation.
      5. Technology can and will solve the near-term problem of sustainability. I though you'd knew that by now. Nanotechnology and fusion are just two words that you must have heard.
      6. Living in a sustainable society is not progress (or moving forward). At best it is staying where you are, at worst - slow degradation.
      7. Amish are not fully human. Nowdays anyone who stops their education after 8 years is less than a fully developed intelligent human. So I have little respect for the average Amish.

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    151. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. I have studied economics.

      From a purely utilitarian standpoint, human happiness is more important that technological or economic dominance.

      I'm happy. The Amish are happy. You're clearly not. Maybe that means you, not they, are the ones with problems.

      "Decline of America's standing in the world"...
      Who gives a flying piece of toddler shit?

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      "America has done some terrible things. But I know that Americans don't cheer when innocents die." -Dave Barry
    152. Re:Only out of politeness... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Many adults in the hick area we lived in couldn't remember where she was from after repeatedly being told, they kept on confusing Pakistan and the Philipines and had no clear idea of the difference between the two countries.

      With all the American vassal states, who can really say they're any different as far as the Imperial mind is concerned? In that view, the world can be divided into 3 types of states: states whose asses we can kick, states who have oil, and all the rest that just don't matter. States with "P" names probably fall into the 3rd category.

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    153. Re:Only out of politeness... by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      However, the Amish ARE uneducated... learning stops at 8th grade.

      For a lot of kids in the US, anyhow, school past the 8th grade is just where society wants them to be so that they're not out causing trouble while their parents are at work. Of course, once the state-mandated lockup ends at about 2:30pm, they're free to go cause whatever mischief they like, but at least they're incarcerated for some of the day.

      Actually solving the problem of making High School more relevant and useful would require a lot of serious retooling and rethinking of our educational system, and no one wants to do that!

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    154. Re:Only out of politeness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People saying this analogy doesn't work are wrong.

      I grew up in Amish country. My dad used to have a lot of Amish customers, and have a lot of friends who still have daily dealings with them. I have not personally met all Amish, but a lot of them have exactly this attitude. One of my friends worked for a construction company that was owned and operated by a group of Amish. He was the only non-Amish who worked there, so it fell to him to own and operate the van they used to get to work sites. He quit after a few years because he got tired of the double-standard of them looking down on him for his impure beliefs AND yelling when he wasn't around to drive them everywhere they wanted.

      Not all experiences with the Amish are like this of course, but they aren't just a collective of noble primitives. There are plenty who are exactly like the original poster said: they look down on modern technology until it's inconvenient, then they use it til they're done with it, then look down on it til the next time.

    155. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      If you've studied economics, then you know that advances in technology make people more efficient, allow them to do more, and generally increase the standard of living and everyone's utility. Generally, this makes people happier. If you disagree with this, think about the early 20th Century America where the average worker worked 14 to 16 hour days, got no breaks, started working at around the age of 12, and worked right up until the day s/he died. Read The Jungle. Read about how difficult life was on pre-Industrial Revolution farms. Read something, dammit.

      My point all along is that the Amish largely derive their happiness from all of the surrounding technology they outwardly claim to shun while indirectly deriving important benefits of it.

      "Decline of America's standing in the world"...
      Who gives a flying piece of toddler shit?
      I do. Most Americans do. I want America to push its agenda on the world to some extent. I want us to stabilize places like Pakistan and India before they start dropping nukes on each other and causing a global change in weather patterns. I want us to promote democracy around the world and cause people to be free--throughout human history, no other country has freed more people from despots and tyranny. I'm proud of that, and I recognize that it makes my life better because of increased commerce with those people, the ability to travel to those areas on vacation--whatever...the benefits are too numerous to count.

      And now we've come to the unfortunate place in my post where it becomes painfully obvious to everyone reading that you, sir, are the idiot. It was inevitable given your uninformed and naive position, but hopefully you've learned something. I'm not bitter or angry at you, I feel pity when I meet a mind so irrational that a logical progression of statements has no choice but to become completely chaotic and burst forth from one's ears.

      (Did that finally do it? Did I finally make your foe list?)

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    156. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Oh, and lookie here. Another person with a primary source of information who agrees with me. Tell me again how you know more about it because you decided one time to google "Amish". I'm always up for a good story.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    157. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      You probably heard wrong.

      No, I didn't hear wrong. I went to school with a girl whose family is one generation removed from the dirt patch. I'm not saying that the community in which her extended family lives represents all Amish communities, but it certainly represents some.

      Most Amish when they are hurt use their own doctors.

      Allow me to expound a hypothetical here that will raise some interesting questions in the thinking person's mind. An Amish child has a condition that requires advanced medicine and is 100% curable, but would require the use of advanced technology. The parents decide: (1) to use their local doctor, who has no reasonable chance of curing the child, and the child dies, or (2) to use advanced medicine and the child is cured.

      In the case of option (1), I would say that the state would have to prosecute the parents for child neglect/abuse. This is the same thing that happened about 15 years ago when some crazy cultists (Jehovah's Witnesses, I think) decided that they would only use prayer to heal their children, and one of their kids died from a strep throat or something like that. The parents went to jail, as I think they should have, and the kids that managed to survive that household were taken away and placed into foster homes with parents that will hopefully, like, you know, care enough about them to toss 'em an antibiotic when they're running a 103-degree fever from a curable disease.

      In the case of option (2), this family has derived a real and irrefutable benefit from modern technology. Such a benefit would normally express itself through logic, and the causal technology would be recognized as a generally good and useful thing by normal people involved. Those people would live in such a way as to create or support the development of such technology as much as possible.

      I can think of a good analogy with our military. I may not be able to, or even want to, join our military. At the same time, though I may personally not want or be able to participate in it, I generally recognize it as a good thing and see it as my responsibility as an American to contribute to and support it in some other way. Often in these situations the best one can do is lend support to the institution and give comfort to those who do participate in it directly, since I derive the benefits of it and generally agree that I do not have a better means of realizing those same benefits in mind.

      [The Amish] benefit from nothing you've given them. Most will say they suffer because of it. For instance, these days, the Amish have to put lights on their buggies at night so fucking dumb ass teenagers don't hit them. C'mon now, its not like its that easy to hit a buggy doing 5 MPH even in the dead of night if folks are paying attention and doing the speed limit. Folks are too impatient and because of it, these folks are increasingly becoming roadkill because of idiots that sound just like you.

      In most places where I have contributed my own money to pay for roads, I expect to be able to derive the full utility of that expenditure and get where I'm going in a reasonable amount of time. I'm not being selfish, either--most people do. That's why we pass minimum speed and obstruction of traffic flow laws. We have other laws that prohibit slow moving vehicles, such as bicycles or motorized scooters, from even riding on the shoulder of high-volume roadways. (This is less to protect someone foolish enough to do this and more to protect the health and property of the motorists using the roadway itself.) If the Amish make choices in their lives that do not allow them the participate in the shared use of these resources, or creates a dangerous situation given a reasonable understanding of this resource (yes, people will speed, people will drive drunk, that's why we have seat belts and airbags and insurance and we pay just as much for idiots on the road as they do,

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    158. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      There's a shade of difference between what I'm saying and what you think I'm saying. I didn't say that everyone should only be allowed to draw from technology in equal part what they themselves have contributed to it. I'm not even saying that they don't have an equal right to share in the spoils of advanced technology--as a matter of public policy, I think they do.

      At the same time, I am saying that I think there's something hypocritical to benefit from technology while at the same time badmouthing it. Does this mean I think that, as a matter of public policy, we should deny them medicines and military protection and all the other things they automatically get by living in America? No. I'm making a statement about how I view the self-consistency of their beliefs and behavior.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    159. Re:Only out of politeness... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he's a great musician, I said that the fact that he made a new song by borrowing heavily from an old song can not be counted against him. It's fine if you count everything else against him though.

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    160. Re:Only out of politeness... by TruthDefender · · Score: 1
      I have to bite at this one. Hehehe. It is like carving a roast.

      If you've studied economics, then you know that advances in technology make people more efficient, allow them to do more, and generally increase the standard of living and everyone's utility.

      I will not say you are wrong. But I would not make such a blanket statement. I know some people, who seem normal, but would rather chat with a IM than in person. Healthy? I know some people who browse the web endlessly rather than going out and doing something. Healthy?

      But that is just computers. In general, I think technology can be good. But it can be bad as well. I knew a guy who was a truck driver. Last time I spoke with him, he said they installed a GPS device in his truck. To make matters worse, they gave him a cell phone, and if the GPS indicates he is off by even a little, they call him. He has to time his bathroom breaks. No more driving at his pace.

      Another example is the video camera. Now they are everywhere and everyone is being taped whenever in public. In Boston, the police installed over 1000 cameras to record the public because of the political convention. Now that the convention is over, the police decided to keep the camera's up and running. Next thing you know, the FBI is going to download library databases to see what you are reading. To me it seems that technology is slowly stripping away out liberty.

      I could go on with the examples, but I will give one more. Look at all the new places that advertising is being injected in your life. Does it bother you that Coca-Cola is now paying TV shows and movies for product placement?

      What I am getting at with this is not that technology is bad, but the amount of abuse a person can do is increased in direct proportion to the technology. Look at spam for example.

      If you disagree with this, think about the early 20th Century America where the average worker worked 14 to 16 hour days, got no breaks, started working at around the age of 12, and worked right up until the day s/he died.

      This is easy. Blame the capitalist, and greed. Here my lack of education is going to show, but I remember in high school reading about a capatalist who started his own buisness, and rented out houses to all his workers. He owned the grocery store and everything the workers needed. He got workers by promising a great life, but quickly got them so in debt they had to keep working and could not quit. It is human nature that capatalism alows these cruel kinds of things to happen.

      Read something, dammit.

      I know this was not directed at me, but I might as well respond. I read playboy. And I love the logic puzzle they put on the cover every month. They say you can tell a person's IQ by how quick they solve the problem on the cover of the magazine.

      I want America to push its agenda on the world to some extent.

      Think this statement through a bit more. You would have a homogonous world. No more exotic places to visit. No more unique cultures. I am a star trek fan, and would appeal to any trekie based on the prime directive. Leave cultures alone to develop as they would, to have their own unique experiance. I say this not for the amish, after all they live on USA territory, but for the USA in dealing with foriegn countries.

      I want us to promote democracy around the world and cause people to be free

      What is your definition of free? How about we change that statement and remove the word free and replace it with happy? Would you stand behind that statement, even if those people were not free in the sense that a capitalist would think free?

      I have to admit, I find your posts one sided. You only see the world from one view point, yours. Not that there is anything wrong with it. But when the ego starts telling you how others must live, in far off places, that is when it gets boarderline dangerous. That is what McViegh did with the Oklahoma City bombing. That is what the terrorists did with the World Trade Center. They had their minds set they were right, and there was no other possible way of looking at things. Now if the world did remain isolated, none of this would have happened.

    161. Re:Only out of politeness... by TruthDefender · · Score: 1
      Allow me to expound a hypothetical here that will raise some interesting questions in the thinking person's mind. An Amish child has a condition that requires advanced medicine and is 100% curable, but would require the use of advanced technology. The parents decide: (1) to use their local doctor, who has no reasonable chance of curing the child, and the child dies, or (2) to use advanced medicine and the child is cured.

      In the case of option (1), I would say that the state would have to prosecute the parents for child neglect/abuse. This is the same thing that happened about 15 years ago when some crazy cultists (Jehovah's Witnesses, I think) decided that they would only use prayer to heal their children, and one of their kids died from a strep throat or something like that. The parents went to jail, as I think they should have, and the kids that managed to survive that household were taken away and placed into foster homes with parents that will hopefully, like, you know, care enough about them to toss 'em an antibiotic when they're running a 103-degree fever from a curable disease.

      What about freedom? It seems to me that you would be all for arresting someone, who while walking across a bridge sees a person about to jump, but does nothing to stop it.

      There was a time people were jailed and executed for not believeing in God. Now we want to jail people because they do believe in God.

      It seems that most of your posts get back to the same thing- that you know better than the other person. I can't imagine that my thinking, as a matter of public policy would be better than a father and mothers love for their child. If they want to express their faith to their child, and they trully believe God will make a miracle, they should be free to do so.

      It is a tough issue because most would want to do something. But we can't assume we know best for others.

      I can't help but ask one question. What would you do if you died and realized there was a God and heaven, and God asked you why you had no faith in him, and forced another to abandon their faith?

    162. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      My final response to your idiocy is to point out that I live within fifteen miles of the largest Amish community in Pennsylvania outside Lancaster, and an Amish construction company has handled every addition to my parent's general store as well as building their house, and that I've had at least once-a-month contact with them for something under fifteen years.

      You, sir, are so idiotic that OTHER people are jumping on your nuts now, so I don't have to feel it's my civic duty to inform you of your idiocy.

      Enjoy your life, buddy.

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    163. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      I don't particularly want the right to force people to live a certain way. I'm happy to leave them alone, so long as their lifestyle doesn't force me to change my way of life too much to accomodate them. That's a component of the problem as I see it.

      The other component of what I'm talking about here has nothing to do with changing anything. I'm merely expressing my viewpoint that I don't see the lifestyle they espouse as being self-consistent. On this side of the coin, I'm perfectly happy to let the hypocritical continue to lead their lives hypocritically, insofar as it doesn't affect me, I don't care. But if I'm presented with an opportunity to say what I think, I'm going to be honest and engage the topic. On this count I don't particularly expect anything to change, or want anything to change. I'm just saying what I think, nothing more, and nothing less.

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    164. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      I will not say you are wrong. But I would not make such a blanket statement. I know some people, who seem normal, but would rather chat with a IM than in person. Healthy? I know some people who browse the web endlessly rather than going out and doing something. Healthy?

      Well, I personally don't know if it's healthy or not...but I will say this: the passage of mine you were responding to with the above statement missed the point a bit. It is the potential for increased efficiency that breeds the potential for increased happiness. I am not foolish enough to argue that we as a society always use technology in a way that maximizes our efficiency or our happiness. But that the potential is there is important, and we at least garner a percentage of the benefits if not all of them once the drawbacks are taken into account.

      So let's evaluate the potential for good that comes of advanced technology. Genetic modification of food crops feeds millions of people today that would otherwise starve. It makes our use of land more efficient and more environment-friendly. Where's the downside to this? How could it ever make sense to roll back these developments now that literally millions of people world-wide are dependent upon them for their lives? This is the story with technology over, and over, and over again; major, significant victories for everyone involved that cannot be denied. Who is more the humanitarian, then? Me, advocating the advancement of such technologies until everyone is fed, or a worldview that would require us to immediately cease and desist using such advances that would be more destructive to humanity than any war ever was?

      To me it seems that technology is slowly stripping away out liberty.

      I'm sorry, maybe I'm slow on the uptake, but you're going to have to connect the dots a bit more for me to understand how video cameras strip away our liberty. There is a reasonable expectation that others will see what I do if I do it in public. Why does it matter whether they see it through a video camera or from the bushes with their own eyes? Do you consider it somehow more of an infringement of your liberty when you read a book on a crowded beach than an empty one? By this argument, it seems to me you should; after all, more people can see what you're reading if they want to in the former situation.

      This is easy. Blame the capitalist, and greed.

      Again, you're not connecting enough dots for me to pick up the thread here. I was arguing that, the greed of capitalists notwithstanding, the total amount of work required of the total labor force produced a certain output. Now, with technology, the same labor force can output several times more output, allowing everyone, greedy or otherwise, to get more. This part of my argument need not consider value judgments on the whys and wherefores behind the fact--it only depends upon the fact itself. That greed was involved or not involved is irrelevant to my point.

      I read playboy. And I love the logic puzzle they put on the cover every month.

      What logic puzzle? Are you messing with me? You're messing with me.

      You would have a homogonous world. No more exotic places to visit. No more unique cultures.

      I suggested that America play a role in world politics by pushing its worldview that people should be free. How is that tantamount to desiring a homogenous world, devoid of exotic places and unique cultures? America freed the French from the Germans in World War II...if the French have become more Americanized since then, it was certainly not a direct result of us freeing them.

      What is your definition of free? How about we change that statement and remove the word free and replace it with happy?

      The definition of free that I'm using here is n

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    165. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      Nice. This ad hom was so artfully crafted I almost forgot that ad homs are completely irrelevant to a discussion.

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    166. Re:Only out of politeness... by severoon · · Score: 1

      What about freedom? It seems to me that you would be all for arresting someone, who while walking across a bridge sees a person about to jump, but does nothing to stop it.
      What about freedom? What about responsibility? Parents are responsible for their children, and we must have some objective measure that allows us to define neglect and abuse! Using your approach, how could we ever prosecute any parent for child abuse or neglect? They could just claim the right to exercise their religious freedom no matter how depraved the act.

      If I'm walking across a bridge and I see someone about to jump, from a legal standpoint I have no responsibility for that person or his actions. If, on the other hand, I'm the legal guardian of that person and the person is 8 years old, then guess what? I could, in fact, be prosecuted for allowing the child to jump if I could have taken reasonable action to prevent it. I see nothing wrong with this. You do!?

      Now we want to jail people because they do believe in God.
      We are? Name one.

      I'm going to go out on a limb here and venture a guess that, if you are able to name someone, that person wasn't actually jailed for "belief in god." It was probably something else.

      I can't imagine that my thinking, as a matter of public policy would be better than a father and mothers love for their child. If they want to express their faith to their child, and they trully believe God will make a miracle, they should be free to do so.
      No. The law doesn't believe in miracles, nor should it. We have something in this country called separation of church and state, so we can't go around enacting legislation based on the existence of angels or woodland fairies. If you want that, you're free to move to Iran or some other fundamentalist dictatorship if you're an American (you'd better be sure before you go, though, because you probably won't be free to move back if you change your mind).

      But we can't assume we know best for others.
      Yes, actually we can, as long as the group making the decisions for others is defined in a shared social contract that is tacitly accepted by the members of the society. In our case, that would be Congress. Again, if you reject the social contract of America, we have provisions for you. You are free to move anywhere else in the world you want to, and we won't stop you. But in exchange for the freedom to own property and no government death squads, don't throw a hissy fit because there's a set of house rules already in place that I'm pretty happy with.
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    167. Re:Only out of politeness... by TruthDefender · · Score: 1
      What about freedom? What about responsibility?

      I think it is a more fundamental issue than that. Who is raising the children? Government or a family? Now I think you missed the point I was making. This is not Iran or some dictatorship, where government will damn well make sure you raise your kid the way government wants. This is the USA, where if I believe in God and Jesus and want to live as prescribed in the Bible, I should be free to do so. I am not forcing my religious beliefs on anyone, there is no seperation of church and state issue here. I am not getting any public funds, I am not performing any public service. What I would be doing is trying to raise my children to live a meaningful life based on some widely accepeted religious doctrine. This is not based on woodland farries. I can see, if you don't believe in God it could be easy for you to view a family who believes in God to be illogical. But as the Oliver Holmes said "The law is not logic, it is experience". You must admit there is a differance between an Alabama Supreme Court Justice placing the 10 commandments in the courthouse and a family exercising their religious beliefs in private. What if there was no question to the health of a child, but it was the health of the father who turned down medical help? Should he be prosecuted. Police are pretty smart, and probably can tell the differance between true child abuse and a family exersizing their religion.

      we must have some objective measure that allows us to define neglect and abuse!

      Okay, how about if the parents are the direct proximal cause of the injuries?

      We are? Name one.

      You misunderstood my statement. I was trying to contrast the differance of how society has changed. At one point and time the Church executed those who were in opposition to its policy. If I remember high school history, I think the settlement at Jamestown would expel members from the settlement (and certain death) if they missed church services. Now we have a society where government will relegate private religious practices in the house. If a child gets Lukemia, and medicine can heal it but the parents decide to use prayer instead, I don't think government should arrest those parents. Why? If they are wrong, they lose a child. I could not imagine a worse punishment than that. I know for a non-believer that is hard to understand, but you must admit Christianity is not some "woodland fairy" and has historical precedence and validity. If nothing else, admit the absurdity at the rigidness of extremes at both ends of history, from forcing the bible on people to threatening to jail those who exersize their faith and put thier lives on the line to that end.

      If you want that, you're free to move to Iran or some other fundamentalist dictatorship

      Hell no! I'm a veteran, who served our blessed country.

      But in exchange for the freedom to own property and no government death squads, don't throw a hissy fit because there's a set of house rules already in place that I'm pretty happy with.

      This is once again where I believe your narrow vision does not serve you very well. You have something at stake by looking from the other persons viewpoint. I could say it is about tolerance, but that would be to cliche. I happen to believe the right to own property and be free is a natural God given right. I do not believe those are rights a government can give to people, those rights are inherent with the people. What government can do is be an agreement among all the people for their collective benifit. When government gets into the nuances of daily private life, then government has become too big. Do we want a government where one day zealots might be able to intrude into the family unit? Regardless of how wise as your policy might be, and as true as your beliefs might be; by allowing government to enter into private family considerations (which does no harm), then that same standard might be applied if ever more fanatical religious politicians beca

    168. Re:Only out of politeness... by TruthDefender · · Score: 1
      That last response depleted my brain of enough oxygen to properly address your points in this editorial. But I will anwser one thing, as I am sure it will probably interest and amuse you the most.

      What logic puzzle? Are you messing with me? You're messing with me.

      On every cover of playboy, they hide a small bunny with bowtie. The time it takes to find this hidden rabit can be used to determine IQ. I know it sounds amiss, but within my social group, it works. The members generally considered smart seem to find it quicker. Others never seem to find it. Not scientific at all, but fun for coctail parties, and an acceptable reason to whip out a playboy in public.

      If you read playboys website FAQ, they comment on the hidden bunny:

      Why is a Rabbit Head always hidden on the cover?
      The tradition began in the Sixties as a lighthearted way to challenge readers.

      Their website will also instruct you how to fold a dollar bill to see a rabbit head. Rabbit heads are everywhere!

      I would close by saying if you trully want to become enlightened, bathe yourself in the playboy philosophy. As Reverend Roy Larson states: "Playboy is more than just a handbook for the young-man-about-town: It's a sort of bible which defines his values, shapes his personality, sets his goals, dictates his choices and governs his decisions. The Playboy philosophy has become...a sort of substitute religion."

      Check out the playboy philosophy at http://www.playboy.com/worldofplayboy/hmh/philosop hy/

    169. Re:Only out of politeness... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
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    170. Re:Only out of politeness... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks. I had no idea how much of a rip-off Gangster's Paradise is. Even the orchestration is just about the same. Hear it on iTunes .

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    171. Re:Only out of politeness... by Robotdog · · Score: 1

      My family breeds Oldenbergs, which are a breed of large German warmbloods (horses). Now they are just used for dressage, but they used to be used as warhorses. So if our space-Amish ever start an intergalactic war with the alien Amish, you know who to call!

    172. Re:Only out of politeness... by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      You ad hom, I ad hom. =P

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    173. Re:Only out of politeness... by JofCoRe · · Score: 1

      There's at least one instance, "Amish Paradise", where the original artist (Coolio) denied permission and Weird Al went ahead with it anyway

      Actually, the way I've heard the story is that "Al's people" talked to "Coolio's people" and they said it was all good. However, "Coolio's people" apparently forgot to actually ask or tell Coolio, and when he found out he was quite upset. By this time however, Al had already created and released the song, so he couldn't take it back then. Al apparently was very upset and apologetic about it, since his goal is to make music for people to enjoy, not piss off the original artist.

      The whole thing was eventually worked out I think... but maybe not, I can't remember... maybe Coolio is still harboring some grudge against Weird Al to this day for all I know :)

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  26. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Weird Al asks permission out of courtesy, not because the law makes him. I remember watching an interview with him about it.

  27. Slightly OT: Works of satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone here know law well enough to explain how works of satire are regulated? It seems to me like this would be a fairly good example, though I might be wrong... I've heard of other cases, too, where it seems like the work might be protected (Cthulhu tracts, anybody?) but the author was prevented from keeping their work out because of existing copyrights. In other words, are works of satire protected under the law, and if so, what kind of protection is in place, and what is NOT protected?

  28. I have a dream speach by Ziak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    might be a little off topic but the famous "I have a Dream" speach is copywrited and when ever someones plays the whole message (or if I recall coretcally more then 3 lines) the family demands money for use of it.... not to over critize but don't you think Dr. King would overturn in his grave if he knew this was happening... I just don't see how something as imporant as that can be considred a quick way to earn some $$$, which is why I also don't think anything patrioic should be abled to be copywrited

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    1. Re:I have a dream speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Should that speech be any less valuable to its creator and his family because he was African American?

      Do you think that anything of serious nature and substance that marks an important turning event in the history of your country ought to be ripped from the hands of its creator and given to the masses?

    2. Re:I have a dream speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, another misguided metaphore about tangible property. It's like hunting for easter eggs!

    3. Re:I have a dream speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the family should never be the primary beneficiary.

      once the creator is gone, thats it, the family didnt create the work, it is not theirs to begin with.

      it is societies.

    4. Re:I have a dream speach by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you think that anything of serious nature and substance that marks an important turning event in the history of your country ought to be ripped from the hands of its creator and given to the masses?

      Souds good to me.

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    5. Re:I have a dream speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was surprised when I first heard that a few months ago. I'd assumed that public speeches were, well, public.

      I was making up some political T-shirts to sell that were going to have a section of that speech printed on them, but instead I had to paraphrase the text...

  29. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by alman · · Score: 1

    AFAIK Al doesn't need permission but would like it.

  30. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
    I thought that no matter what parody was protected regardless of copyright?

    No, parody of copyrighted material is protected, and parody of politicians is protected. Inappropriate use of copyrighted material to parody politicians is not necessarily protected.

  31. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    But he doesn't have to. Al asks first because he doesn't want to piss everybody off, not because he doesn't want to get sued.

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  32. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    Very little of Weird Al's stuff is parody in the legal sense. To be a protected parody, you must "comment on" the original material, not just use it to comment on something else. The only Weird Al songs I'm aware of that would qualify would be "Still Billy Joel To Me", "Smells Like Nirvana", and "Achy-Breaky Song".

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  33. not a patriotic song by mandrake*rpgdx · · Score: 2, Informative

    WTF- this land (the original song) is not a patriotic song. It was a proto-communist anthem. The lyrics are trying to get people to vote in communistic or socialistic changes into the American system. Makes sense when you think that this written during the dustbowl era, and Woody Guthrie was an active communist.

    Numbnuts.

    1. Re:not a patriotic song by wraithgar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is it people have trouble with the distinction between what something was intended for, and what it is acutally used for?

      Case in point: the pledge of allegience. It was written by a Socialist who worked for a flag-making company in an attempt to sell more flags.

      So, is the pledge of allegiance currently used as a socialist tool? No. Is the flag-making lobby responsible for keeping it in our schools? No.

      It matters very little what it was written for, it's all about what it is now.

    2. Re:not a patriotic song by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup. Which is why we usually don't sing all the verses. ...as I was walking
      that ribbon of highway
      I saw a sign that
      said no trespassing
      but on the other side
      that sign said nothing
      that side was made for you and me.

      Of course, being farther left on the spectrum that you or I doesn't mean a person isn't patriotic. The notion that "the people who don't agree with us don't really love their country" is, at its root, an anti-democratic notion. Nationalism and patriotism are not the same thing.

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    3. Re:not a patriotic song by Megaweapon · · Score: 0

      So, is the pledge of allegiance currently used as a socialist tool? No. Is the flag-making lobby responsible for keeping it in our schools? No.

      I'd say it is a socialist tool when many "public" (read, "socialist") schools force the kids to recite it daily. What better way to indoctrinate masses of kids by making them pledge allegiance to the government?

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    4. Re:not a patriotic song by Detritus · · Score: 1
      WTF- this land (the original song) is not a patriotic song.

      That depends on which side of the fence you were on.

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    5. Re:not a patriotic song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between Communism and Socialism. Communism is both a political and an ecomonic system. Socialism is just economic.

    6. Re:not a patriotic song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That, and the song was originally called "God Blessed America", and the original final verse went:

      One bright sunny morning in the shadow of the steeple
      By the Relief Office I saw my people --
      As they stood hungry, I stood there wondering if
      God blessed America for me.

      Manuscript version

    7. Re:not a patriotic song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      I'd say it is a socialist tool when many "public" (read, "socialist") schools force the kids to recite it daily. What better way to indoctrinate masses of kids by making them pledge allegiance to the government?

      Uh... do you know what a socialist is?

      Hint: it has more to do with economic policies than with EVIL(tm). Much of Europe is currently socialist; little of Europe is currently run by jackbooted dictators.

    8. Re:not a patriotic song by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

      That's my favorite line of the song. Thanks for reminding me of it.

    9. Re:not a patriotic song by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      So, are you saying that communists and socialists cannot be patriotic Americans? I certainly hope not.

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    10. Re:not a patriotic song by MyHair · · Score: 1

      The lyrics are trying to get people to vote in communistic or socialistic changes into the American system.

      What, like government-funded retirement income and medical supplemental coverage? Or state-owned passenger rail system and postal delivery services? Or redistribution of taxes from one region to projects benefitting only other regions?

      HellooooOOOOOOOOoooooo? "Communist" and "Socialist" are generally extremely bad words here in the U.S.A., but we're not quite the free market capitalist society I was taught were were growing up. That's not an opinion, just an observation.

    11. Re:not a patriotic song by javaxman · · Score: 1

      that song, and woodie guthrie, are more patriotic than you seem to be.

      Unless you really think being fascist makes you patriotic, in which we'll just have to disagree.

    12. Re:not a patriotic song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Communistic or socialistic changes into the American system... like the postal service and income tax?

  34. The difference between Parody and Satire by voss · · Score: 1, Informative

    Parody is protected because you are
    making fun OF THE SONG.

    Satire is NOT protected because you are using
    someones song for an alternate purpose.

    Why should satire not be protected? Imagine you are the author of a song about how much you love linux. Imagine if Microsoft used your song in a commercial that was bashing linux, and just changed a few words. They are not making fun of the song, they are using the song for their own purposes in violation of your copyright.

    For everyone saying "the first amendment"...
    Copyright is in the constitution.

    The reason why "This land" is not protected is
    NOT the first amendment but because the copyright
    expired...a strong argument for limited copyrights.
    The founders had the right idea...14+14. Personally
    I would give authors a break 28+28 like it was before 1976.

    1. Re:The difference between Parody and Satire by Lendrick · · Score: 1

      For everyone saying "the first amendment"...
      Copyright is in the constitution.


      So is the first amendment.

    2. Re:The difference between Parody and Satire by Ignignot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Parody is protected because you are making fun OF THE SONG.

      From Dictionary.com:
      A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule.

      It doesn't say it has to make fun of the song, only imitate the style and be funny, sarcastic, or ironic. Not that dictionary.com is the end all resource.

      Satire is NOT protected because you are using someones song for an alternate purpose.

      Again from dictionary.com:
      A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

      It seems that satire doesn't involve imitation at all. Political satire is a longstanding tradition in both British and American literature, and more recently in cartoons. South Park, for example, is often a satire but not a parody. When they show the Vatican worshiping a spider queen, that's satire, not parody. Satire doesn't have to be protected under copyright because it doesn't have to be derivative. Parody is a case where you take someone else's style and use it to be funny, maybe make fun of the author or the song, maybe make fun of something else. It has to be protected because normally that would be considered plagiarism. The whole point is that it is obviously, intentionally deriviative and they are using the fact of imitation to produce either humor or ridicule.

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    3. Re:The difference between Parody and Satire by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Here's what I thought was a good description of what you're talking about, stolen from a post at User Friendly's site:

      Trademark law has protections against many unauthorized uses of company logos. However, authors are free to use them when reviewing the company, in satire about the company, etc. So if a political cartoonist were to draw a cartoon criticizing a company, they could use that company's logo in the strip. Say it's a fairly complicated strip with the logos having legs and running around and doing other things that wouldn't be easy to draw.

      The author thinks "hey, I don't feel like drawing this out" so goes and finds the work someone else did where they gave the AOL logo arms and legs and stuff and just copies and pastes that into his strip.

      It is probable that, should the original author of the copied logos go to court, he would win a copyright suit against the author of the political cartoon. In the same vein, someone who wanted to criticize the current administration would *likely* not be successful (insert standard IANAL disclaimer here) in court if they just took some random song and changed the words.

      In order to be protected from copyright infringement, the song needs to be part of what the satire is about. In Jib-Jab's case, I think one of their defenses was that this was the case, and they were doing something with the song's message of national unity.

      Parody and satire do enjoy much larger protections than most speech, but it is not a blank check to do whatever you want to violate copyright.

    4. Re:The difference between Parody and Satire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For everyone saying "the first amendment"... Copyright is in the constitution.

      Um, the First Amendment is just as much a part of the Constitution as that which is in the original articles. Being an "amendment" doesn't make it any less valid or important; it is just as much a "part of the Constitution" as any of the original articles. Furthermore, actually examining the relevant passages of the U.S. Constitution itself should give us an enlightening view on what trumps what and how the different pieces must work together.

      Article I, Section 8

      The Congress shall have Power ... To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;

      Amendment I

      Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...

      Compare these two. They are both the "highest law of the land" and therefore must work together. The "copyright clause" simply indicates that Congress has the power to create copyright law. Note, however, that it does NOT indicate that Congress MUST create copyright law! The "first amendment" indicates that Congress is flatly PROHIBITED from making any law that abridges the freedom of speech. Essentially, Section 8 provides Congress with a power, and Amendment I spells out a limitation of that power (but is not a contradictory directive).

      Now, let's consider the what combination of those two Constitutional Directives means.

      It means that Congress MAY (not MUST) create copyright laws, provided that those laws do not abridge freedom of speech.

      Furthermore, it means that if Congress cannot create a copyright law that does not abridge freedom of speech, it cannot create a copyright law at all!

      Simple, really. Here's a relatively simple analogy:

      I, as a father, have the power to discipline my children by administering punishments. That doesn't mean I am REQUIRED to punish my children. However, should I choose to exercise the power I have to punish, I am prohibited by law to abuse my children. If I cannot find a way to punish my children without abusing them, I am prohibited from punishing them.

      Similarly, Congress has the power to create copyright law. That doesn't mean they're REQUIRED to make copyright law. However, should they choose to exercise the power they have to create copyright law, they are prohibited by the Constitution to abridge free speech. If they cannot find a way to create copyright law without abridging free speech, they are prohibited from creating copyright law.

      Simple. Effective. Try READING the Constitution in its entirety and understanding how the component parts fit together rather than stopping once you hit the clause you like to support your own world view. Getting hung up on one clause (whether it's Amendment II or Section 8 or anything else) and feeling that "this is the clause which trumps all others" is an unhealthy way to look at the document, and leads only to misunderstanding of its intent.

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  35. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by garcia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Parodies are protected speech, satire is not, that's why there was a lawsuit.

    Looks like they were making fun of both (using the original lyrics of the song to make a point).

  36. two points by emtboy9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First, congrats to JibJab and the EFF for winning... however, is this really that big a victory? I mean, while it is great that they weren't steamrollered into giving this up or paying money for something that wasnt even copyrighted in the first place, the fact is, it was already in the public domain.

    I think this would be far more telling if they were victorious over the grounds that it is a political parody using a well known tune and lyrics to make a political satire or point, which is 1st ammendment protected as free speech... however, this was simply someone suing because they thought they owned rights to something that they didnt...

    Kind of like land owners squabbling about 5 feet of land that each things he/she owns, before they check teh actual surveys to see who really owns that 5 feet of land...

    Second point...

    wonder how long it will be before Mr. T. sues them for using the words JibJab? Wasn't it Mr. T who was well known for the phrase "I dont wanna hear no jibbajabba!"

    Heh... the first time I heard of this site, the very first thing that popped into my mind was Mr. T saying (wait for it... ... wait for it...

    Here it comes...

    yes, its obligatory...)

    This land is your land fool!
    this land is my land fool!
    dont gimme no jibbajabba!
    or i'l breaka your face

    I pity the fool who gives me tha jive talk, sucker!

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    1. Re:two points by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      wonder how long it will be before Mr. T. sues them for using the words JibJab? Wasn't it Mr. T who was well known for the phrase "I dont wanna hear no jibbajabba!"

      Shut up foo! Mr. T only sues people who try to make him look like a jive sucka! Don't give me no jibber-jabba about him suing for things like dat!

      Time for a glass of milk...

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    2. Re:two points by stubear · · Score: 1

      You can only parody the copyrighted material itself, not use it to parody whatever the hell you like. This is a very big distinction enumerated in the few exceptions to use of copyrighted material without cnsent from teh copyright holder. This is why JibJab would have lost on that count. They're lucky the copyright had never been renewed or they would be facing a completely different verdict.

  37. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by LordGibson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I agree with your argument, I should point out that the Jib Jab piece isn't necessarily parody - it's satire. Satire does not enjoy the same degree of protection as parody.

    I think it wasn't parodying the "This Land" song, it was satirizing the political campaign. One could probably make a case for the reverse - but what do you think is more likely?

    "I think I'll make fun of Dubya and Kerry. This old song could be useful."

    -or-

    "I think I'll make fun of this old song. Dubya and Kerry could be useful."

  38. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

    Isn't that how Weird Al operates?

    No. Parody and wholesale reproduction are different things.

    The lyrics and music of a song are, for some odd reason, considered different works (or seperable parts of the same work...). Weird Al doesn't have clear fair-use right to use someone's unaltered music or lyrics, so he always asks permission.

  39. What a Poor Settlement! by Royster · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I quote from the press release (emphasis added):
    EFF's investigation revealed that "This Land is Your Land" appears to have been in the public domain since the early 1970s. Woody Guthrie wrote his classic American song in 1940, when the copyright laws granted a copyright term of 28 years, renewable once for an additional 28. According to EFF, the initial copyright term was triggered when Guthrie sold his first versions of the song as sheet music in 1945. The copyright on the song then ran out when Ludlow failed to renew its registration in 1973. Ludlow believes its copyright -- initially filed in 1956 and renewed in 1984 -- remains valid and disputes EFF's claims. [...] JibJab dismissed its suit against Ludlow today. As part of the settlement of the case, JibJab will remain free to continue distributing the "This Land" animation without further interference from Ludlow.
    So, apparently, Ludow is free to go on pretending that This Land Is Your Land is their copyright. How does this help anyone?
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    1. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      Well, for a start, it means that we can get 'This Land' into PG, where it will be freely available for everyone.

    2. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by multimed · · Score: 1
      Exactly. A victory for JibJab because the settlement means they can use it. But also a victory for Ludlow because the settlemet is only with JibJab. So to correct a reply:

      Well, for a start, it means that we can get 'This Land' into PG, where it will be freely available for everyone.

      It does not mean that everyone can use it, only JibJab. If anyone else uses it, we might be sued to or have to also sue Ludlow and either win or settle as well. The settlement means no determination was made over whether it was public domain or not. If ever there was a case to push forward on principle and not settle, this seems like it would have been one.

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    3. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by k98sven · · Score: 1

      So, apparently, Ludow is free to go on pretending that This Land Is Your Land is their copyright. How does this help anyone?

      It doesn't. In fact. I believe it's a Bad Thing.

      This is pretty much what happened in the old BSDI vs. USL case: The old (pre-SysV) Unix versions were shown not to have been copyrighted.

      USL quickly settled, so the ancient Unix versions were not found to be public domain by the court, although they were de facto PD, since there was no way USL could enforce a copyright on them.

      Skip ahead a decade, and you now have SCO claiming that they own these files (not just SysV, but all of Unix, it seems). For instance the memory allocation "example" of infringement they hyped at the start of the case was an example piece of code which could have come from old Unix. (if it even originated there, which Bruce Perens analysis shows it probably didn't.). Note SCO hasn't submitted this example as evidence in court either..

      Anyway.. yeah. So yes, it's a problem, because when you have something which is public domain without a ruling to that extent, there seems to be a quite real risk that the purported 'owner' is going to start lawsuits.

    4. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      If Ludlow initially filed [copyright] in 1956 and renewed in 1984, why isn't their copyright valid? According to my math, it should be.

    5. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The difference is that now there is a question as to the enforceability of the copyright. Ludlow agreed to the settlement (no doubt) so that their copyright would not be tested in court (similar to what happened with Microsoft and their 'Windows' trademark vs. Linspire aka Lindows). The practical result is that individuals will not fear using the song or the lyrics for (at least) political commentary. I can't immaging that many companies would want to use the song or lyrics for any business related reason (although it's not out of the question). In any case, the result may be that Ludlow's copyright remains intact but in practice they will never be able to defend it.

    6. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      One way copyright goes into force is based on as soon as a work is first published publicly. The EFF found the first published date is 1945. That means in order for the copyright to be extended under the rules which were in effect during the time, Ludlow would have had to file an extension no later than 1973. Renewing in 1984 was 11 years too late, because the song would have automatically passed into the public domain in 1973 and once in the public domain, always in the public domain.

    7. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by WEFUNK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One way copyright goes into force is based on as soon as a work is first published publicly. The EFF found the first published date is 1945. That means in order for the copyright to be extended under the rules which were in effect during the time, Ludlow would have had to file an extension no later than 1973. Renewing in 1984 was 11 years too late, because the song would have automatically passed into the public domain in 1973 and once in the public domain, always in the public domain.

      I never understood why this logic has not been applied (legally at least) to Happy Birthday which was music originally published in the 1890's (as "Good Morning to All/You"), had the alternative lyrics published or alluded to a number of times from 1909 onwards, but wasn't copyrighted until 1935 by one of the original authors (who didn't even write the changed lyrics!) and is still under copyright until something like 2030, allowing the current holders to sue the Girl Guides and force restaurants to come up with those silly hand clapping songs.

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    8. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by srleffler · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because Guthrie not only published the work in 1945, he put a copyright notice on it. There's a scan of the original songbook on the website linked by the article. That makes Ludlow's 1956 copyright invalid.

    9. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by HardCase · · Score: 2, Informative

      I never understood why this logic has not been applied (legally at least) to Happy Birthday which was music originally published in the 1890's (as "Good Morning to All/You"), had the alternative lyrics published or alluded to a number of times from 1909 onwards, but wasn't copyrighted until 1935 by one of the original authors (who didn't even write the changed lyrics!) and is still under copyright until something like 2030, allowing the current holders to sue the Girl Guides and force restaurants to come up with those silly hand clapping songs.

      The reason is because copyright laws have changed. Back in the day, you didn't automatically get a copyright by virtue of publishing - you had to apply for a copyright. The date of publication didn't have any bearing on the date of copyright.

      I'm sure that in the case of Ludlow, they applied for the copyright when they purchased the rights from Guthrie (or whomever they bought them from), so they must figure that the clock started ticking at that point.

      This is definitely crap for a judge to sort out.

      =h=

    10. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by flossie · · Score: 1
      apparently, Ludow is free to go on pretending that This Land Is Your Land is their copyright. How does this help anyone?

      Well, if they threaten you, the EFF now know what to say to make them stop.

    11. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Royster · · Score: 1

      Time Warner will never allow the copyright on Happy Birthday to be challanged becuase they know that they would lose. The lyrics were published in 1926 just as Woody's song was published long before its regiatration. That dosn't stop them from collecting royalties. Look closely at the closing credits the next time you hear Happy Birthday sung in a movie. You will see the TW copyright listed and the producers will have paid a rayalty because no one is going to take the time and money to challange it.

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    12. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Royster · · Score: 1

      The practical result is that Ludlow will conmtinue to collect royalties on a PD work. Ludlow won't allow it to be challanged in court and most people won't fight it if they get a letter from Ludlow.

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    13. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by Royster · · Score: 1

      You've got that wrong. Under the 1909 Act, all you had to do was publish with notice to have a copyright. Most works were never registered with the copyright office until their renewal term.

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    14. Re:What a Poor Settlement! by HardCase · · Score: 1

      You've got that wrong. Under the 1909 Act, all you had to do was publish with notice to have a copyright. Most works were never registered with the copyright office until their renewal term.

      Not so. That was only the first step. You also had to provide two copies of the work to the Copyright Office. Then you received a certificate entitleing you to a copyright on the work.

      In fact, it's entirely possible that the copyright was voided if Guthrie didn't send his copies in - the 1909 law provided for that.

      Like I said, it'll take a judge to sort this out.

      =h=

  40. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by bokmann · · Score: 1

    That was defined in part of the lawsuit...

    If JibJab was a parody poking fun AT THE SONG ITSELF, it would be protected. If it is just USING the song to poke fun at the presidential candidates, then it is not. It is a fine line, but the original lawsuit was based on the idea that they were just using the song.

    I would have liked to see this go to court, because I think this is a fine line worth defining... As long as it came down under 'fair use for parody'... And I think it would have, because this WAS a parody of the song, as well as the candidates.

    Since it turned out it is in the public domain, the decision isn't necessary.

  41. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Slider451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought I was the only one who saw his VH-1 shows.

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  42. Be careful what you ask for by abulafia · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Pushing for such a change in law would make other changes the IP cartels want much easier... like turning copyright infringement into a criminal matter as well. Or do you _want_ your tax money to be used to hunt down file swappers?

    All of these things should stay civil law.

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    1. Re:Be careful what you ask for by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see my tax dollars go to work finding the people who make Kelley Clarkson a star.

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    2. Re:Be careful what you ask for by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Actually, US copyright law has been civil and criminal since the late 19th century.

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    3. Re:Be careful what you ask for by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 1
      All of these things should stay civil law.
      Too late. Copyright infringement is already a criminal offense, and has been since late '97 when the No Electronic Theft Act was signed into law.
  43. Yep by Azureflare · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A patriotic song doesn't have to approve of the way a country is going.

    You can still love your country and question it's direction.

    Remember, patriotism does not mean you have to wave a flag.

    1. Re:Yep by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Patriotism can even mean burning that flag in defense of the very rights that flag represents.

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    2. Re:Yep by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      No, it can't. Ever.

      Only one possible exception to that rule, and that is the immediate days before a constitutional ammendment goes up for a vote in congress that would ban that activity. Why? Because at that point, the country it symbolizes would have taken the next to last step in becoming a country whose flag is all but meaningless.

    3. Re:Yep by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      No, it can't. Ever.

      Only one possible exception to that rule,...

      That, my friend, is an argument going off the rails.

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    4. Re:Yep by Alsee · · Score: 1

      is the immediate days before a constitutional ammendment goes up for a vote in congress that would ban that activity

      First note that such a vote does not actually pass an amendment. It is only a vote to initiate a nation-wide process for actually applying an ammendment.

      Congress has already and repeatedly had such votes. They continue to have such votes.

      So I would say your condition for "legitimate" flag burning has applied for quite some time, currently applies, and will continue to apply for the forseeable future.

      Beside, I abslutely reject your oppinion of when flag burning is "legitimate". Patriotism, and speech, and activities expressing speech, are inherently definded by the intent of that person. It does not make one whit of difference how you choose to interpret flag buring. The only thing that matters is the expressive intent of the person doing the burning. Therefore your claim that it "can't" be an expression of patirotism is invalid.

      Burning a US flag can be an expression of, a celebration of, US constitutional guarantees and freedoms. A celebration of the fact that the US cannot pass a law making it a crime. A vivid display of the fact that Americans are guaranteed freedoms that would instantly provoke draconian oppression or even violence from many other governments. A tribute to those who fought - and died - to defend those very freedoms.

      Even if you find that offensive, even if you find that "nuts", hopefully it gives you pause to realize that such a person expressing love of the US (even if in a peculiar way) would be imprisoned under a flag-burning law for his patriotic speech.

      Criminal pro-US patiotic speech.

      Striping away peices of first amendment protection is a very very bad thing. No matter how offensive speech is, or appears to be, it is extremely dangerous and harmful to strip away peices of the first amendment in order to silence that speech.

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    5. Re:Yep by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Trolled.

    6. Re:Yep by Alsee · · Score: 1

      LMAO!
      At first I thought you were saying you trolled me. But no, you're accusing me of being a troll, aren't you? LOL!

      You seriously can't imagine someone burning a flag as a symbol of, and excercise of, the freedoms of the Bill of Rights? And all the sweeter to specifically flaunt it in the face of anyone UnAmerican enough to even suggest trampling the Bill of Rights with an amendment to carve a chunk out of the 1st amendment.

      Actually I'm kinda surprised. As someone advocating a MetaNET "incorruptible by corps and goverments" I would think you'd value free speech and individuality over conformity to authority and arbirtary restrictions. I would think you would understand positive expressions of rebellion and appreciating limitations on government power. I strongly suspect you are a programmer, or at least a hacker, so I'd think you'd understand that symbols represent whatever they are declared to represent

      Burning the flag as a direct symbol/expression of free speech, and appreciation of the country respecting that value. With the added bonus of stretching some people's minds on the nature of free speech and sybolism that it is intended as a postive statement, and the double-bonus of taunting and befuddling those incapable of comprehending that. A fun time all around. Besides, burning stuff is always fun. heh.

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    7. Re:Yep by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Well, I could have (and probably should have) used the more tradtional YHBT. However, that just seems awkward to me. You don't expect me to crapflood do ya? The post has to look sincere enough, serious enough, make enough sense (but not to much) so that I can really bait people like you. I've got to find the perfect balance of saying something worth responding to, and of talking out of my ass. Sometimes it's still rather serious sounding.

      But you must really want to talk about this subject. What can I say? In the local paper, the people always writing in to the editorials and criticizing Bush's anti-flag burning ammendment the most are veterans. Not just one or two, but dozens. For ever hillwilliam saying it's a good idea, there were at least 2 or 3 veteran's letters saying that they fought, were disabled, had friends die just so that people *could* burn our flag. Their words carry much more than mine could.

      Me, I've always had little respect for symbolism. I know people that would literally explode if I burned a bible, and yet they seem to be the worst when it comes to interpreting Jesus's words. These people have no trouble twisting his words to do whatever it is they feel like, but to burn the paper they're written on would somehow be satanic.

      In truth, I don't really care if anyone burns a flag, as long as it's not my personal property. More concerned about Dubya and Ashcroft, along with a willing Demopublican congress, burning the Bill of Rights.

  44. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...who thinks the cartoon really isn't that funny, and what's more, really isn't that balanced/unbiased? The *only* jab on Bush is that he's "dumb", which he effectively defuses with his "and yes I do kick ass" - meanwhile, his character gets to deliver negative and generally fallacious talking point after talking about about John Kerry.

    Perpetuating the myth that Kerry is a sophisticated northener whereas Bush is an average joe southerner, for example (they're *both* filthy rich northerners, George W. is the only one of his family to somehow pick up that Texan accent).

    Delivering the "flip flops" talking point is also pretty damn ludicrous, as Bush is guilty of at least as bad, if not worse. The majority of the accused "flip flops" are minor changes over the course of a 20 year political career - I don't call that a flip flop, I call that legitimately maturing and changing your mind.

    Anyway, yeah. I don't think it's that funny, and I don't think it's that balanced. I don't think the lawsuit against it was legitimate, either, but that's neither here nor there at this point I suppose.

    1. Re:Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, yeah. I don't think it's that funny, and I don't think it's that balanced.

      That is becauase you are an assfucking faggot loving treehugging hippie liberal.

  45. This song is my song, this song is your song by kfg · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is not only great news for This Land is Your Land lovers, but for lovers of all of Woody's music, because the same case will apply to any other of Woody's songs that Ludlow failed to renew.

    Time to do some research people.

    I hate to place a fly in the ointment though, especially in public where Ludlow's lawyers might see it, but the Sonny Bono Copyright Act extended copyright retroactively, including onto those titles that had already fallen into the public domain. This has been a real pain to online publishers of public domain works, many of whom have withdrawn certain titles that were clearly in the public domain when they first posted them.

    To my knowledge this portion of the act has never actually been tested in court though, and still hasn't since this issue was resolved by the withdrawl of the complaint. They are free to remake it for some decades.

    In this case though we still have Woody's own grant of public rights on first publication. I wonder if that didn't influence Ludlow's action, since going to court over the issue would inevitably bring that up. They may wish to avoid a judicial ruling on that score.

    KFG

    1. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Doesn't this make for an ex-post-facto law? And thus unconstitutional?

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    2. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by kfg · · Score: 1

      No, it would only be an ex post facto law if you were prosecuted for copying while the work was still held to be in the public domain.

      This doesn't stop anyone from filing a complaint against you of course, anyone can file a complaint against anyone for anything, but the fact that the work was in the public domain at the time would be what is called an "affirmative defense."

      KFG

    3. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by tepples · · Score: 1

      the Sonny Bono Copyright Act extended copyright retroactively, including onto those titles that had already fallen into the public domain.

      You're mistaken. The Bono Act extended copyright only on works still under copyright. The Uruguay Round Agreements Act was the only recent copyright law that restored copyright to works that were PD in the United States but copyrighted in their origin country.

    4. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      the Sonny Bono Copyright Act extended copyright retroactively, including onto those titles that had already fallen into the public domain.

      No, it didn't. You're confusing it with URAA, which only returned works which were published outside the US by foreign authors. And in all fairness, they got screwed by the American laws that were in effect at the time.

    5. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by kfg · · Score: 1

      Thank you both for the correction.

      KFG

    6. Re:This song is my song, this song is your song by eison · · Score: 1

      Nope. It was settled, there is no court decision, no admission of right or wrong, and thus no precedent for the next time. Sucks. :(

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  46. Oh, boy! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0


    Now we can use it for the /. theme song:

    This site is Slash-dot
    It's news for ner-erds
    And stuff that mat-ters
    Or so they sa-ay
    If you don't read it
    You might get la-ayed
    This site was made for dorks like me!
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  47. Guthrie would approve by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 2, Funny

    This song was made for you and me!

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  48. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by arkanes · · Score: 1

    It's because Al is parodying the _song_, while JibJab is using the song to parody something else. Parody is only protected from the thing you're parodying. There's a reasonable argument that the song is also being parodied, of course, but it's not open and shut. Well, it wasn't until they found out there's no valid copyright.

  49. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by PPGMD · · Score: 1
    True that the copyright holders would do it, but it's rare for a public figure, like a politician to sue people, unless it's outright libel or slander, even in some cases they let that pass.

    But the Copyright holder has every right to say that they don't want their song to be used in such a way, and since it's not a parody (not making fun of the song itself) it's not protected as free speech.

    Jib jab is safe because the same is public domain, but this ruling doesn't protect everyone, so satire authors have to be care not to abuse other peoples copyrights.

  50. Gmail invite here. by ambienceman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-2186d872b0-e4943 6870c-aa8ad029da

    Gmail for the first person to use it. I guess I'll lose karma for this, but I'm not nerdy enough to care.
  51. Title is misleading. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1

    The article does not say the company claiming copyright has conceded that the work is public domain, only that they're not pursuing the case against JibJab. It doesn't sound like they've really conceded much; they just don't want it in the court record that the song is now public domain. They're robably hoping to get a few more bucks out of it.

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  52. You don't understand the legal system. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) It's the client (in this case JibJab) that calls the shots, and it is the attorney's duty to apprise the client of settlement offers. If the client wants to settle, there is nothing EFF can do about it. So if you're going to whine and complain, go to Jibjab, not the EFF.

    2) There was no precedent to be set in this case. JibJab and the EFF were relying on well established principles of Fair Use, before they discovered that the property in question was in the Public Domain. If the courts had ruled against them and in favor of Ludlow, THAT would have been a precedent and historical, if such a ruling survived the appeals process.

    Once again, shame on the mods for seeing this uneducated, uninformed rant as insightful.

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  53. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The candidates made asses out of themselves. Jib Jab just set it to music. ;)

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  54. Linux 100% sold out to the corporate overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, no dancing babies, no cultural symbols indeed.

  55. Kinda moot, parodies/satire are fair game. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Case in point, Weird Al. He doesn't have to get permission to make a parody of someone's song.

    It would've been dismissed either way regardless of whether or not the song was public domain.

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    1. Re:Kinda moot, parodies/satire are fair game. by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      But he always does. And he always gives a cut to the owner. I'd respect him more if he did us all a favor and utilized the rights given to him.

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    2. Re:Kinda moot, parodies/satire are fair game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but what about respecting the artist who made the original work? I think weird Al is right to ask for permission. even if the law says he can, it is still good to show respect. now if the artists is a snot nose idiot, then Al should just do the song anyway. of course that already happened in the past.

    3. Re:Kinda moot, parodies/satire are fair game. by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Some of his songs are parody, some are satire. "Achy Breaky Song" is clearly a parody, but "Livin' in the Fridge" is very clearly a satire. Why? Because the humor in ABS is clearly directed at the original song, whereas the humor in LitF is not. As we have all learned, parodies are protected, satire is not.

      The fact that Weird Al doesn't have to get permission stems not from whether his songs are parody or satire, but because of the compulsory license system we have for music (the reason ASCAP and BMI exist today). It is the compulsory license system that allowed K-Tel and so many others to make compilation albums without asking - there is a standard formula that pays the song writer.

      That he asks for permission first is more about just sheer politeness, I suspect.

  56. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In normal society, yes, you'd be the only one. But this is slashdot.

  57. Guard the message ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful
    not to over critize but don't you think Dr. King would overturn in his grave if he knew this was happening... I


    If it was purely for financial gain, I suspect he would have issues with it.

    I suspect to a larger degree, not hijacking the message of the good Reverend is far more important to them. At some point, I should think the integrity of its use far outweighs the simple financial values.

    Cheers

    PS - Copywrite describes file-system perms. CopyOnWrite describes a memory policy for shared memory. Copyright describes the Right To Copy. Your friendly neighborhood grammar monkey. =)

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    1. Re:Guard the message ... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I suspect to a larger degree, not hijacking the message of the good Reverend is far more important to them. At some point, I should think the integrity of its use far outweighs the simple financial values.

      Yeah, but...

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  58. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Are you positive about that?

    Take Al, for instance... most of his parodies aren't making fun of the original song. The parody of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" is not making fun of the song, but talking about a guy being a couch potato.

    That is covered, but under the definition you gave, it would be "satire".

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  59. yes, parody is.... SNL for example by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    that's why Saturday Night Live can get away with everything, or how MIT did Star Wars the musical.
    the satire thing puts it in question, but there is also weird rules about political figures. as for Woodie Guthrie himself, if he were alive he might be ok with the spirit of the project if not the project itself. he was a pretty rebellious guy.

  60. re-emphasizes the censored by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was an extra verse to the song that wasn't often sung because it was considered 'controversial.'

    While I was walking that ribbon of Highway
    I saw a sign that said "no trespassing"
    but on the other side, that sign said nothing.
    Well, that side was made for you and me.

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  61. Either capitalist or against us? by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Insightful
    WTF- this land (the original song) is not a patriotic song. It was a proto-communist anthem. The lyrics are trying to get people to vote in communistic or socialistic changes into the American system. Makes sense when you think that this written during the dustbowl era, and Woody Guthrie was an active communist.

    Main Entry: patriotism
    Pronunciation: 'pA-trE-&-"ti-z&m, chiefly British 'pa-
    Function: noun
    : love for or devotion to one's country

    I'm sorry, where does it say that you're not a patriot if you're left wing?

    It IS a patriotic song, it is NOT a capitalist song.
    Capitalism is not the same thing as patriotism, McArthy.
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    1. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by Jonathan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, where does it say that you're not a patriot if you're left wing?

      Exactly. Look at Soviet and East German songs -- they can't seem to get a verse out without mentioning "Socialist Motherland" (in Soviet songs) or "sozialistischen Vaterland" (in East German songs). Patriotism and Nationalism are found on both sides of the political spectrum -- in fact, particularly at the sides of the spectrum -- most moderates find excessive flag waving more amusing than inspiring.

    2. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Look at Soviet and East German songs -- they can't seem to get a verse out without mentioning "Socialist Motherland" (in Soviet songs) or "sozialistischen Vaterland" (in East German songs).

      Know of anywhere I could listen to these? I know somebody who needs material to make dance remixes.

    3. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by lowieken · · Score: 1

      http://english.sovmusic.ru has some songs from the communist era (also from outside the Soviet Union).

    4. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Thank you for countering the meme that says "Dissent is traitorous and unpatriotic."

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    5. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by mratitude · · Score: 1
      I'm sorry, where does it say that you're not a patriot if you're left wing?
      Too easy. Depends on your brand of patriotism I suppose. Such as - Are you a patriot before or after the revolution?

      Let's not forget too - Are you a patriot before or after the usual seizure of power by a small group of people who then invariably have to kill millions so that those not purged do what they're told?

      Can someone actively agitating for a different form and methodology in government be considered a "patriot" in the present tense?
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    6. Re:Either capitalist or against us? by eckenheimer · · Score: 1
      "most moderates find excessive flag waving more amusing than inspiring."

      By implication, you classify yourself as a moderate. In today's world (including the US of A) I'm afraid that makes you an endangered species.

      If you mange to get federal recognition of this status, it is likely that millions inr tax dollars will be spent to study you and your environment, at least until it gets bulldozed for a new landfill.

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  62. Excellent question! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that the answer is that they will own the rights to their new lyrics, but not the original words and music. Unless they decide to put the new lyrics into the public domain, which would be a cool thing to do, considering.

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  63. Nice quote from the songbook... by H0ek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    THE MONOPOLY ON MUSIC pays a few po? writers to go screwy trying to write and rewrite the same old notes under the same old formulas and the same old patterns. The songs have no guts. They sound sissified, timid, the spinning dreams of a bunch of neurotic screwballs. How can they be otherwise when they have no connection with the work and the fight of the whole human race? They are bad. They are hurtful, poisonous, complascent, distracting, full of jerky headaches and jangled nerves. I have seen soldiers and sailors on ships sail these insane records over into the water by the dozens. I have heard fighting men in war zones scream and demand that the gibbery radio be shut off or it would be smashed.
    Why did I think of Brittney Spears the entire time I read that paragraph?
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    1. Re:Nice quote from the songbook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I pictured the white guy with dreads and red-eye who works at the sandwhich shop next door.

  64. Good thing Jib-Jab isn't a '529'. by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    Can you be accused of coordinating with both sides?

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    1. Re:Good thing Jib-Jab isn't a '529'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. Jib-Jab would make a terrible educational IRA.

  65. Arlo Guthrie will be very disappointed. by wheatwilliams · · Score: 1

    Arlo Guthrie will be very disappointed.

    1. Re:Arlo Guthrie will be very disappointed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull****.

      Go to Arlo's website and scroll down to his entry of August 8.

      Ansis5

  66. WRONG! by kajoob · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Parodies are protected speech, satire is not, that's why there was a lawsuit.

    I don't know where on God's green earth you got that from, but you couldn't be more wrong. Both parody and satire are protected forms of speech. I don't have the cases in front of me, but the New York Times v. Sullivan case, the Hustler v. Fallwell case, et al, bare this out. In fact, when the satire is aimed at a public official, there is a much higher standard that is used in finding whether or not the work was defamatory in nature ("actual malice").

    On a side note, there is a unique case coming up through the Texas courts involving something called "Libel by fiction" (ie - "If what i said is fiction, it's can't be a truth I'm asserted, therefore 'wrong'").

    For the non-legal types, here is a good CNN article that pretty much somes it up in plain english. Note that the finding of the lower courts in Texas is not the law is the vast majority of jurisdictions, so let's hope that Texas gets this one right at their Supreme Court level.

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    1. Re:WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is that relevant to this case? It seems like you're talking about libel laws rather than copyright laws.

    2. Re:WRONG! by mingot · · Score: 1

      You're cornfused. Copyright and Libel are two totally different things.

    3. Re:WRONG! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Try something a bit more recent actually.

      Fox News vs. Franken, which was over the whole deal with Franken using the phrase, 'fair and balanced.' Fox was literally laughed out of court and gives us Fox News newest motto, "Fox News: Wholly with out merit."

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    4. Re:WRONG! by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I see in favor of plaintiffs is that this article was published in what I assume to be a newspaper. CNN does not mention where in the paper it was published, but my assumption is that it did not appear in the editorial or opinion section of the paper. People read a paper for news - truth (or something closely resembling that, depending on the bent of the staff). If you publish a story in the paper, I should be able to assume that it is true. Fiction and opinion (sometimes one and the same) belong in the editorial or opinion pages, or need a big, bold, ugly byline stating "*** FICTION ***", otherwise the paper is insinuating that the story is true.

      So, if they slapped this story in the middle of the paper, with no disclaimer, outside of the editorial or opinion pages, then my impression is that they mislead their readership by implying the story was factual.

      I'm going to buy some extra fire extinguishers and an asbestos suit now.

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    5. Re:WRONG! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know where on God's green earth you got that from, but you couldn't be more wrong.

      Nope. He's right, and you're wrong. And by tossing in that gratutious "you can't be more wrong", you made YOURSELF even more wrong.

      As others have replied, your supposed "proof" is based on confusing libel with satire. For the real state-of-the-law, read "The Cat Not In The Hat" decision. It clearly shows that imitating the work of an artist (Theodor Geisel) to comment on someone else (Orenthal Simpson) is NOT protected parody, but illegal copyright infringement.

      In fact, when the satire is aimed at a public official

      Comments like that underline your fundamental misunderstanding of the issue. The subject of the satire doesn't matter- it's not his rights that are being violated. It's the author of the source material that is allegedly harmed by the infringement. (Notice that it wasn't Bush or Kerry suing Jibjab, but Ms. Guthrie)

    6. Re:WRONG! by operagost · · Score: 1
      Well, Fox News applied for and received a trademark on "Fair and Balanced."
      Fox was literally laughed out of court
      Literally? Really?
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    7. Re:WRONG! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Texas: The state that outlawed self-help legal books (how to do your own will, divorce, etc) on the grounds that they were impersonating lawyers. I'm not making this up. Of course, it was only geared towards the $19.99 Barnes and Noble crowd... the $1000 per volume legal library books were exempt.

    8. Re:WRONG! by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      Hustler v. Fallwell case, et al, bare this out
      *snicker*
    9. Re:WRONG! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Paging Dr. Freud..

    10. Re:WRONG! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      yes. When the Fox lawyer was presenting his case, he said, "We have 80 million subscribers." The judge asked, "So if I get Fox news on my cable service, I'm considered a subscriber?" the fox lawyer said, "Yes." The judge then laughed at him.

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    11. Re:WRONG! by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously did not read the CNN article since it distinctly and in depth discusses parody in the context of both libel and copyright.

    12. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      Ah, someone who only superficially knows what was going on in that case!

      The bigwigs at FNC knew from the get-go they were going to lose the case (multi-billion dollar companies usually have access to a lawyer or two before they bring a highly public case like this). They did it as a symbolic gesture in the hopes of making the point that they are opposed to hit'n'run commentators like Franken that are highly partisan, highly motivated by ideology, and willing to play fast and loose with facts to convert people to their way of thinking. They were also not against the idea of sucking up a few of Al's dollars fighting the battle in the process.

      Of course, the money didn't really matter to Al. It does matter to other people who might try the same thing, though, as they are not as well off as Al. And that, my friend, is the real story.

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    13. Re:WRONG! by ardmhacha · · Score: 1

      The bigwigs at FNC knew from the get-go they were going to lose the case (multi-billion dollar companies usually have access to a lawyer or two before they bring a highly public case like this). They did it as a symbolic gesture in the hopes of making the point that they are opposed to hit'n'run commentators like Franken that are highly partisan, highly motivated by ideology, and willing to play fast and loose with facts to convert people to their way of thinking.

      That sounds exactly like Fox News themselves.

    14. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      So do you personally believe the kind of invective and innuendo that people like Franken bring to the table actually enhances the public debate? The fact is, he likes to make fun of people. If he went around billing himself as a comedian, I wouldn't have a problem with that...that's what comedians are supposed to do. But he styles himself as a political commentator/activist, meaning that he's opened the door on scrutinizing his facts, figures, and general stance on things, just like other "serious" people (Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Peter Jennings, to name a few).

      Generally, I find Franken to be humorous. When it comes to his effect on political discussions, though, I have to say that he works backwards to the facts from his ideological position--what he wants to be true rather than what is true. The facts that conform make it into his argument. Those that don't are ignored or worse, discredited, but not in a way that is in keeping with the spirit of informed debate.

      If I'm listening to someone make a point about some political issue, there's a particular thing I look for, and you should try it out too to see if your guys pass this litmus test. See if they're ever willing to concede a point or discredit a fact that hurts their arguments. People I have not seen do this: Rush Limbaugh, Al Franken. People I have seen do this: Ann Coulter (I know, surprised me too), Bill O'Reilly, nearly every major news figure like Rather, Jennings, etc. This is of course not a slam-dunk way of knowing if that person is worth believing wholesale (Ann Coulter being the prime example), it merely points up if their input is worth considering.

      This, by the way, is an informed, even-handed response to your post, which, as if sent as an example from above, is a very Franken-style hit'n'run...for those of you paying attention.

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    15. Re:WRONG! by ardmhacha · · Score: 1

      So do you personally believe the kind of invective and innuendo that people like Franken bring to the table actually enhances the public debate?
      Not really. But it is not any more harmful to public debate than Limbaugh/Hannity etc.

      The fact is, he likes to make fun of people. If he went around billing himself as a comedian, I wouldn't have a problem with that
      He does. From his book website http://www.ohthethingsiknow.com/aboutal.html/
      "Al Franken is an Emmy Award-winning television writer and producer, Grammy-winning comedian, radio host, and bestselling author of..."

      ...that's what comedians are supposed to do. But he styles himself as a political commentator/activist, meaning that he's opened the door on scrutinizing his facts, figures, and general stance on things, just like other "serious" people (Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Peter Jennings, to name a few).
      The Fox News/Franken case was not about any facts,figures etc. but about his use of "Fair and Balanced"

      Generally, I find Franken to be humorous. When it comes to his effect on political discussions, though, I have to say that he works backwards to the facts from his ideological position--what he wants to be true rather than what is true. The facts that conform make it into his argument. Those that don't are ignored or worse, discredited, but not in a way that is in keeping with the spirit of informed debate.
      This description could also be applied to Limbaugh/Hannity/Coulter etc. ...

      This, by the way, is an informed, even-handed response to your post, which, as if sent as an example from above, is a very Franken-style hit'n'run...for those of you paying attention.
      Indeed it was, you could also describe it as a Fox News-style hit'n'run. Your original post said "they are opposed to hit'n'run commentators like Franken that are highly partisan, highly motivated by ideology, and willing to play fast and loose with facts to convert people to their way of thinking"
      If they were opposed to commentators that are highly partisan then they would not employ O'Reilly and Hannity and have Coulter as a regular guest.

      The idea that the Fox/Franken case was motivated by a desire to raise the tone of political debate is quite humorous.
      The reason they brought the case was that O'Reilly insisted on it.

    16. Re:WRONG! by TruthDefender · · Score: 1
      I like how you try and sneak Peter Jennings in your list with O'Rielly and Limbaugh. Limbaugh was discredited around the time the Bell Curve was published, where he agreed that balck persons are of lower intellectual ability than other races. He sealed his fate as a nobody when everyone discovered his drug habit (and that he forced his employees to buy drugs for him, all while advocating on his show that drug users get jail time). What a hypocrite. O'Rielly is not a news person either, having such experiance as hosting Inside Edition and commenting on celeberty weddings and National Enquirer style exposes. His show is as absurd as Howard Stern, and no more serious, as he often makes a mockery while debating. You ever see him have a tempor tantrum when someone presents him with facts? He beats on the table and crys the other person stop. LOL. Yeah, those are real news people.

      I suggest you go back to your bar stool and order another drink, while asking the bartender to turn up the TV when O'Rielly is on, while everyone treaks you like a kook.

    17. Re:WRONG! by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      See if they're ever willing to concede a point or discredit a fact that hurts their arguments. People I have not seen do this: Rush Limbaugh...

      It's been a while since I've listened to Limbaugh, but I wouldn't have characterized his show as containing much argument. It is more news-entertainment on topics he considers important...specifcally, conservative topics. Bias in media is more in selection of what they report (or not) than it is of how the topic is treated. Of course the ol' Rushmeister is perfectly open about his conservative bias (as is Franken, from the looks of it).

    18. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      Limbaugh is more or less harmless. His attacks on people (from what I remember when I listened to his show on a semi-regular basis 10 years ago) were jibes and good-natured ribbing for the most part. Unless he's changed his style in the last 10 years, and that's altogether possible, he does not have a corrosive effect on the debate...he's more or less irrelevant, actually.

      Now compare that to Franken, who has actually stood onstage with John Kerry at fundraising events and launched personal attacks on the office of the President based on spurious facts and reasoning. The influence Franken enjoys in the debate currently isn't totally all his own doing, it's definitely received a major boost from the Democratic Party that's willing to put him up on stage in the first place. Now be careful to understand what I'm saying...I do not mean to say he's an evil guy, or even necessarily that his views are wrong. I'm simply saying that he doesn't back up his views with good arguments and his style does more to obscure important issues that enhance understanding of them.

      If [FNC was] opposed to commentators that are highly partisan then they would not employ O'Reilly and Hannity and have Coulter as a regular guest.
      FNC is not opposed to having commentators that are highly partisan. They even bill Hannity & Colmes as a show that features two partisan commentators. As far as O'Reilly is concerned, I'm going to disagree with you. He is not partisan...I will concede that he's right of center (but then, no one is split right down the middle independent), but he continually hammers Bush and has lately been favorable to Kerry on the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth controversy. If he's a by-the-book, Republican talking points, right-wing hatchet man, how do you explain this? How do you explain his continual hammering on the Bush administration on border security? There are lots of other things he doesn't agree with the Bushies about, and he hits them hard. Likewise, he does the same thing to the left...but if you watch (and I know you don't), most of his venom is reserved for the far-left extremists, not the reasonable, run-of-the-mill, middle America lefty.

      Why doesn't he unleash a similar amount of venom against far-right extremists? Because there simply aren't any that are relevant these days (there are a few, and he's hammered them, but by and large it's the far-left). Meanwhile we have every Hollywood left wing fanatic using every ounce of influence and media control they have to hammer Bush...which isn't even what upsets O'Reilly. It's when they won't sit down and have a discussion about their views, they just go to a media event, mouth off about something or other, and then refuse to answer questions about it (and he's the first guy I've ever heard that invites his foes to debates moderated on other hard-hitting venues like Meet the Press).

      I'm not going to take the position to defend O'Reilly because people who hate him as much as you obviously do can't separate his traditional views from his political ones. I am certainly not as traditional as he is, and when it comes to topics of religion my eyes often glaze over too. But what he says about politics is largely backed up by actual facts. I've disagreed with him often, but not usually because his argument was flawed or otherwise specious (like Franken's). I've disagreed with him mostly on matters of priority and what's important.

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    19. Re:WRONG! by ardmhacha · · Score: 1

      but if you watch (and I know you don't)

      people who hate him as much as you obviously do


      You seem to be an expert on what I think and do based on a couple of posts and you are wrong on both counts.

      they are opposed to hit'n'run commentators like Franken that are highly partisan, highly motivated by ideology, and willing to play fast and loose with facts to convert people to their way of thinking

      FNC is not opposed to having commentators that are highly partisan

      You should try to avoid contradicting yourself.

    20. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      Nice. Confabulation of disconnected statements is an artful ruse.

      Let me restate: FNC is opposed to HIT AND RUN commentators that are highly partisan. Hannity and Colmes spend an hour each weekday arguing the finer points of what they believe. That is not "hit and run". I have yet to see Franken sit down and cogently discuss any of his wild invective about Bush, or even acknowledge that those who disagree with his extreme take on things have a valid viewpoint.

      I assumed you didn't watch O'Reilly and I still don't think you are watching him, even if you point your eyes at the screen while he's on, you're obviously not registering much of what he says...he has stated several times on his show that he was personally against FNC bringing the suit against Franken because he understood it to be a wholly symbolic gesture that Franken would ultimately only see as a win for his side. Having said that, he has gone on to say that he hopes he's wrong on that count and FNC can make their point.

      Your other statement that led me to believe you do not watch O'Reilly's show is the one about Ann Coulter being a regular guest. In the couple of years I've been watching him, I've seen her on exactly as many times as I've seen Michael Moore. I've seen Al Sharpton on more frequently than her. I believe I have seen Alec Baldwin on at least as many times as well. These are all "regular" guests by the same standard that would serve to disprove your point.

      What does it feel like to be smug and wrong at the same time?

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    21. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "sneak" Peter Jennings in? I did no so "sneaking". And I didn't mean to imply that everyone in that list only speaks truth at all times. If you'd read what I wrote carefully, you would see that I simply said that everyone in that list has shown a willingness to be skeptical of their own point of view. That's all, nothing more, nothing less. Everything else you saw in my statements was confabulated in your own mind, sir.

      Incidentally, you should read up on O'Reilly's bio before you keep jibber-jabbering about it. He worked his way up the totem pole like everyone else in show business, through some jobs that were more puff pieces than hard-hitting news reporting. But that doesn't mean he hasn't done hard-hitting news reporting from war zones in Africa, Central America, South America, etc. His current position at FNC is most definitely NOT as a news reporter, which he states repeatedly on his show.

      Lots of people form impressions about things without knowing the true facts. I myself am guilty of it from time to time. When it's pointed out to me, though, I look it up and figure out the truth. What will you do?

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    22. Re:WRONG! by ardmhacha · · Score: 1

      Your other statement that led me to believe you do not watch O'Reilly's show is the one about Ann Coulter being a regular guest.

      I never said she was a regular on O'Reilly. She is a regular guest on Fox as this link shows.

      Ann Coulter on Fox

    23. Re:WRONG! by severoon · · Score: 1

      So is Al Sharpton. So is Michael Moore. But more importantly, so what!? I can only assume from your reply that the implication in your statement is that the most-watched cable news network is heavily skewed to the right of the political spectrum. Evidence? Well, Ann Coulter's been on a couple of times!

      Case closed. You got me.

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      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    24. Re:WRONG! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see Franken sit down and cogently discuss any of his wild invective about Bush,

      He's published multiple books detailing all his accusations. Visit your local library! If you really want cogent discussion, written words (or at least untelevised debate) is the only way to go.

  67. This just in... by leadsling · · Score: 1

    The South Korean Olympic(TM) officials; who actually acquired the estate of Woody Guthrie; after reviewing video has called for all the laughs awarded to JibJab to be given back.

  68. Ok, so where can I download it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it is public domain, anybody have a free interpretation of the song we are legally allowed to download? In mp3 or ogg format? :)

  69. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by u38cg · · Score: 1
    Not so. Where the copyright holder has licensed it to ASCAP or the US equivalent, gaining such permission is in the gift of that organisation and there is nothing the copyright holder can do. It is quite easy and relatively cheap, if you don't value your freedom.

    If the copyright holder doesn't licence it (as happens quite often in the world of traditional music), you have to go to the holder and ask for permission. That permission does not have to be granted.

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  70. Copyrighten?? Must... resist.... by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too late! Bwahahahaaaaa!

    Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!

    Das Record oder Film ist nicht fuer CopyPasten oder DownloadFileSharePiratDuplizieren. Ist easy schnappen der Monopoly, blowenfusen der Oligopolisten und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Mussen Protectieren das ScroogeMcDuck-Geldgewinn und das Monopoly. Uber Alles!
    Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das Generalpublikum. Das Piratbenutzer keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das Blinkenlichten.

    Gruss Gott, die RIMPAAaaargh

  71. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Why does it have to be either/or?

    Does the fact that it satirizes the 2004 election somehow exclude it from parodying the original song?

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  72. you're voting for Kerry then.. by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    I think it's generally accepted psychology that people focus on things they're afraid of. I just watched it twice in a row, and I think it's hilarious. I tried to see who they were "secretly" pushing, but failed to. I think the jabs at Bush and Kerry were roughly equal, and I despise both of them, and will be voting for Michael Badnarik

    I'm sure someone has gone through and counted the jibs to jabs ratios, but if all you saw was them praising Bush, rewatch it. and I don't think the "I do kick ass" is meant as praise, I think most Americans that are anti-war wish we had a president that did NOT kick ass.

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    1. Re:you're voting for Kerry then.. by chary · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that that specific scene in Doctor Strangelove was the one where they inadvertently destroy the world...

  73. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. This was a fluke--he tries to respect the wishes of the original artist, which is why he has never parodied any song by Prince.

  74. Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by whitroth · · Score: 2, Informative

    "American icon" my *ss. Guthrie was a socialist, and an organizer, and would have been writing anti-Bush songs and new verses for his old ones.

    "Damage the song"? Uh, how many know *all* the verses? Let the "rights owners" eat *THESE* verses: ...
    As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
    And that sign said - no tress passin'
    But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
    Now that side was made for you and me!

    Chorus

    In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
    Near the relief office - I see my people
    And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
    If this land's still made for you and me.

    Cho.

    mark the red

    1. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by kraut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So he was a socialist trade union organizer american icon.

      And what's wrong with writing anti-Bush songs?

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    2. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Informative

      In a similar vein, it's really depressing to see huge numbers of schoolkids reading biographies of Helen Keller without ever finding out that she was a dedicated socialist.

    3. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmh. And why would that be depressing? Is her socialism an important aspect to appreciate her achievements? I mean, if you want to get to know someone, it's bad to ignore things like that, but in other cases it shouldn't be that big of a deal. For another example: does it matter that Hitler was a vegetarian? Or that he liked animals? Is it a shame that many people do not know that side of him? Should school children be taught that as well as his more commonly known "achievements"?

    4. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Hitler was a vegetarian

      That's why you don't vote for vegetarians.

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    5. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I'd say so. Presenting Hitler as a simple monster propagates the meme that there are "evil people" and "good people" and that we have to fight the "evil people". And that Hitler was nothing like any leader that *we* would ever accept.

    6. Re:Woody Guthrie would have *approved* by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

      If she was a socialist, don't you think people would be able to figure that out on their own after reading her biographies?

  75. Weird Al *thought* he had permission... by sczimme · · Score: 2, Informative


    and had been told as much by his record label. He did not receive a denial and go "ahead with it anyway". Read this and get your facts straight before sounding off.

    In fact, I'll make it easy for you; here is the relevant excerpt from the FAQ:

    What about Coolio? I heard that he was upset with Al about "Amish Paradise."

    That was a very unfortunate case of misunderstanding between Al's people and Coolio's people. Short version of the story: Al recorded "Amish Paradise" after being told by his record label that Coolio had given his permission for the parody. When Al's album came out, Coolio publicly contended that he had never given his blessing, and that he was in fact very offended by the song. To this day we're not exactly sure who got their facts wrong, but Al sincerely apologizes to Coolio for the misunderstanding.

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    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  76. Communist != unpatriotic by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, I dislike communism as much as any other guy, but I can't follow you when you infer that a communist can't be a patriot.

    Honest, IMHO communists are mistaken and communism has brought more wrong than good to the world. Yet one cannot deny that communists have shown themselves to be fierce patriots throughout history. During WWII, communists have formed the backbones of many resistance groups in most occupied countries (Poland, Russia, Yugoslavia, France...)

    My belief is that when the country is really in danger, all patriots are welcome, whatever their religion, skin color or political affiliation. Before that time, there's no way to know who really is a patriot.

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    It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
    1. Re:Communist != unpatriotic by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      A "patriotic" American will defend the his opponents' rights to voice their contrary opinions. Or, as Voltaire almost said, "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."

      Political discourse in America often turns ugly. Whoever first says, "You can't say that" has, in my opinion, lost the argument.

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      The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
    2. Re:Communist != unpatriotic by JamesKPolk · · Score: 1

      Then you lose, don't you, for saying you can't say "You can't say that" and win an argument?

    3. Re:Communist != unpatriotic by bshroyer · · Score: 1

      Then you lose, don't you, for saying you can't say "You can't say that" and win an argument?

      Never said you couldn't (didn't have the right to) say it.

      You have every right to attempt to silence your oppenent. It happens all the time, in the name of "patriotism" or "political correctness." You also have the right to shout expletives, speak in malformed sentences, or to declare "I'm superior because I've been chosen by God."

      All of these actions, however, are sure signs that you're about to lose in a political contest.

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  77. Shrug that's true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And I don't deny that. But my psychology or perceptual biases aside, I'd say everything I said was true: the only jab at Bush was his stupidity, whereas the jabs at Kerry parroted multiple talking points.

    The "I do kick ass" is not necessarily good or bad, and yes anti-war folks will dislike it. But the point is that it's consistent and it refutes some of the criticism Bush receives. If nothing else, he's decisive, and that's what he's running on these days.

    Anyway, don't try to psychoanalyze me here over this. I fully acknowledge that nobody can be unbiased. But still, substantively respond to my assertion, as it stands apart from any twisted psychology I have. My point is that there is only one critique of Bush, and it's a very played and fangless critique at this point (e.g. his stupidity), whereas there were many critiques of Kerry, most of them talking points and definitely effective and important ones.

    Regardless of the truth or falseness of the accusations on Kerry, my point is that there were more criticisms of Kerry than there were of Bush. Why didn't we hear about Bush flip-flopping? Why didn't we hear about Bush going to war illy prepared?

    Hrmmm, maybe it's because the criticisms of Kerry can be talked about humorously (if I may deign to say so, because they are largely manufactured), but the criticisms of Bush are grave and don't exactly fit in that well with a humorous song.

  78. This example is especially Sick. by Irvu · · Score: 5, Informative
    Of all the songs in the world to have a sick copyright fight of this type over "This Land is Your Land" (or indeed anything by Guthrie) should be exempt. Guthrie was a lifelong advocate for the rights of the poor, a labor agitator.

    The song itself is all about the value of the country and how it should be shared by all of us.

    The version that I (and most of the people that I know) learned in school goes:


    This land is your land, this land is my land
    From the redwood forest to the New York island.
    From the snow-capped mountains to the Gulf Stream waters
    This land is made for you and me.

    As I go walkin' my ribbon of highway
    I see all around me my blue blue skyway
    Everywhere around me the wind keeps a-whistlin'
    This land is made for you and me.

    I'm a-chasin' my shadow out across this roadmap
    To my wheat fields waving, to my cornfield dancing
    As I go walkin' this wind keeps talkin'
    This land is made for you and me.

    I can see your mailbox, I can see your doorstep
    I can feel my wind rock your tip-top treetop
    All around your house there my sunbeam whispers
    This land is made for you and me.


    That is the version as it was first recorded at guthrie's last commercial session. Interestingly enough there is a missing verse that shows up in a few rare recordings that appear in the Library of Congress. It states:


    "Was a big high wall there that tried to stop me
    A sign was painted, said 'Private property.'
    But on the other side it didn't say nothing.
    This land was made for you and me."

    This shows up in a recording that Woodie made that is now part of the Smithsonian Folkways recordings (see here and Here).

    I can't think of a more appropriate response to this than that.

    You can see more info:
    • At an NPR story: here and here
    • Here for more info.
    • Here for info from the Woodiy Guthrie foundation.
    • Here for the Lyrics from Arlo Guthrie, Woody's Son.


    • IMHO whoever claims to "own" this is as sick as the people who claim to "own" the image of Martin Luther King as property. See the commentrary at the internet archive: here.
  79. Who's the real winner? Lawyers. by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm waiting to see if this comment gets modded "Insightful" or "Funny"...

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  80. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by mesterha · · Score: 1

    Weird Al always got permission. In a couple of cases the victims weren't happy after the fact, but it didn't matter since he got permission before hand.

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    Chris Mesterharm
  81. Ebert text. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Informative

    So the wayback machine won't get /dotted.

    The promised land goes condo

    March 30, 2001

    BY ROGER EBERT

    The voice from the television set was measured and familiar, the cadence one that has been engraved on my memory.

    "I have a dream ... " the voice said. I glanced up, and saw Martin Luther King Jr. delivering his most famous speech, given at the Lincoln Memorial during the March on Washington.

    It was a camera angle I hadn't seen before. And, oddly, he wasn't flanked by other civil rights leaders, but was standing all by himself. As his words continued, the camera's point of view circled to look out over his head and down the Mall, which was completely empty.

    CGI, I thought. Computer-generated imagery. Then the tag line came on. It was a commercial for Alcatel, a company involved in communications networks and cell phones. An Alcatel newspaper ad with the same image spells out the message: "Before you can inspire ... you must first connect."

    Via Alcatel, of course.

    I was filled with anger and sadness.

    Not this speech, I thought. Not this moment in American history.

    Ads have exploited almost every image worth quoting in our society. United Airlines has made it impossible for anyone to ever again hear Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue" without thinking about airplanes. Fred Astaire, the most graceful dancer in movie history, was seen dancing with a Dust-Buster. Such ads are pathetic, yes, but I suppose the copyright owners have a legal right to license them, and if their estates have no regard for the reputation of Gershwin or Astaire, well, that's greed for you.

    But surely there are a few moments too sacred, too special, to be bought and sold. I would have thought Dr. King's "I Have a Dream" speech was one of them.

    It shines like a beacon in our history. It belongs to all of us. It does not belong to Alcatel, which should not have the temerity and insensitivity to use it in an ad. And in a way, it doesn't belong to the King estate, either. The estate should consider itself the protector of this speech, not its retailer.

    Perhaps, I thought, the speech was somehow in the public domain, and Alcatel had ripped it off to sell its networks and cell phones. I called the Martin Luther King Center in Atlanta and spoke with Robert Vickers, its public relations spokesman.

    "I am afraid you will have to fax me your questions in writing," he said.

    "I have only one question," I said. "Did the King Center license the Alcatel TV commercial?"

    "Yes," he said. "It was licensed by the King estate's Intellectual Properties Management."

    "Have you had a lot of calls about the ad?" I asked.

    "Yes," he said, "comments both ways."

    I started to ask how much the speech sold for, but he told me about the fax again. I didn't much feel like sending the fax. I knew the price.

    Thirty pieces of silver.

    Copyright © Chicago Sun-Times Inc.

  82. Act now to stop BPI/Sonny Bono in Europe. by oliverthered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The BPI (British Phonographic Industry) are currently lobying to increase the length of music copyright in europe from 50 years to 75 years.

    According to the BBC.....

    "A campaign is under way to protect music copyrights due to expire on 50-year-old records by Elvis Presley and other rock legends.

    The UK music industry has begun the fight over a legal loophole on royalty payments.

    Starting on 1 January 2005, copies of songs can be issued in Europe 50 years after their release without the need for payments to copyright owners.

    It could affect records by Chuck Berry, James Brown - and by 2013, The Beatles.

    The British Phonographic Industry (BPI) is spearheading the campaign.

    Landmark rock 'n' roll recordings such as Presley's That's All Right and Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley and his Comets come out of copyright in Europe in January.

    Prized catalogue

    Over the next few years major hits by acts such as Little Richard, Johnny Cash, Bo Diddley and Fats Domino will also come into the public domain.

    The Beatles' catalogue would begin to become freely available from 1 January 2013, with their first single Love Me Do. The band's entire repertoire - the most prized catalogue in rock music - would follow over the next eight years.

    Recordings by other key British acts such as Cliff Richard, The Shadows, Tommy Steele and Lonnie Donegan are also at the centre of the campaign.

    The Beatles
    The Beatles' first single comes into the public domain in 2013
    Once out of copyright, the BPI fears such potentially lucrative recordings could be exploited without recompense to the performers or the copyright holders.

    Unlike Europe, copyright protection exists in the US for 95 years after the recording was made. Australia and Brazil have 70-year terms, and India 60 years. Composers and writers also enjoy 70 years' protection.

    Peter Jamieson, the BPI's executive chairman, said less favourable copyright terms could put the UK's record industry at a commercial disadvantage to the US.

    He said it was unfair to performers and investors to fail to get a return for a "free-for-all" in Europe - often within the artist's lifetime.

    Record labels argue that their ability to invest in new talent often depends on money generated by their back catalogue.

    The BPI is leading about 20 recording bodies including the Association of Independent Music (Aim) in lobbying the government over its concerns."

    According to me....

    Love, Love me do, there's a hole in me shoe, and you ain't nothing but a hound dog, just a crying all the time.

    A large number of musical recordings from such people as The Beatles and Elvis Presley have become part of the National, European and World Wide culture. Most everybody in the west knows the songs, young musicians practice them with desires of making it great, and you can hear people singing the songs in pubs, bars, restaurants and homes on any night, up and down the country.

    Despite all this I could still be breaking copyright if I had extended my opening sentence. It has come to something when a piece of material more than 50 years old, that everyone can knows and can probably do a simple reproduction of, either by whistling, humming, strumming or singing, can be owned, not by the original artist, but by the music distribution companies.

    Don't act like a small child in the playground. Let the music go, let it be free, give it to the people, let them feel the music.

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    1. Re:Act now to stop BPI/Sonny Bono in Europe. by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Unlike Europe, copyright protection exists in the US for 95 years after the recording was made. Australia and Brazil have 70-year terms, and India 60 years. Composers and writers also enjoy 70 years' protection.

      I wish.

      The US is life + 70 years. 95 years is only on works for hire.

    2. Re:Act now to stop BPI/Sonny Bono in Europe. by thisissilly · · Score: 1

      In the US, most songs recordings _are_ works for hire, owned by the record company. Composers get life+70 for the song itself, whereas the record company gets 95 years for the recording.

  83. My favorite quote from the EFF press release... by multimed · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The idea of copyright law is that, after a time, every work comes back into the hands of the public, where it can be reused, recycled, made part of new creativity without having to pay a fee or call in the lawyers. That's a great thing, the real genius of copyright."
    Of course this was the intent, and most certainly the theory of copyright is ingenius. However, the current implementation is awful and does nothing of the sort. The length of copyrights is no longer a "limited-term" by any real definition. I finally remember what it's like--it's like an asymptote in math. The term keeps getting closer and closer to forever, but it will never literally be forever so people claim it is "limited." As a result, any semblance of balance has vanished. Copyright owners now get all the benefits of the monopoly on copying a work and society gets none of benefits of it entering the public domain.
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  84. People on radio buy blanket licenses by tepples · · Score: 1

    People on radio play it like it is [in the public domain].

    As I understand it, people on radio can play just about anything they want without fear of infringing copyright. Playing a recording on FCC-licensed radio is outside the scope of copyright; playing the song that underlies the recording infringes, but U.S. radio stations buy licenses from BMI, SESAC, and ASCAP, the three major performance rights organizations.

  85. Learn from this by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope that this is a lesson to companies who let themselves be run by their legal departments. Just like you don't let your engineers run your company, it doesn't make sense to let your lawyers run your company. Sadly, while many companies have learned the first lesson, too few have learned the second.

    Here is what they can learn from this case: Go to court for a tiny piece and you can wind up losing the whole enchilada.

  86. "Offended" Amish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oddly enough, most Amish love that song (my GF grew up in an Amish community). They may have theo-political beliefs straight out of the 16th century, engage in the complete subjugation of women and (in the case of the Old Order Amish youth thanks to rumspringa) a startlingly significant contribution to societal meth abuse, but give them points for having some humor.

  87. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Vann_v2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Parody is protected. However, this is the same thing that happened with Penny Arcade and American Greetings, Inc. (or whoever) a while ago. Penny Arcade parodied the likeness of some character to satirize Todd McFarlane (I think). So it wasn't a parody of said character, but a satire of Todd McFarlane.

    Likewise, JibJab used "This Land is Our Land" to satirize President Bush and Senator Kerry. If they had wrote a song that was merely a parody of "This Land is Our Land" then they would have been fine and it would have been protected. However, they used the song for other purposes, not covered under the provisions that protect parody.

    Fortunately, the song was in the public domain and hence the restrictions didn't apply.

  88. The Fair Use Movement now has an anthem by cameronk · · Score: 2

    The battle over this song is just part of the larger war to maintain our Fair Use rights. The outcome of this war, with battlegrounds ranging from JibJab to MP3.com, Linux to Microsoft, could well define the future progress, or lack thereof, of democracy. Every major political movement needs its anthem and I think that "This Land is made for You and Me" would be serve well for the Fair Use Movement.

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  89. counts vs quality by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    You're right there are more bullet points against Kerry than Bush, but I think the level of stupidity is bashed frequently. They're not just saying Bush is stupid, they're saying things like he can't say nuclear, doesn't have a brain.. but here's my quick bullet list of negative points made Bush is a dumbass, needs a brain, can't say nuclear right wing nut job trailer trash Kerry is a pinko commie/liberal weiner/sissy/un pussy herman munster/botox / ugly blows up people on the shore waffles on votes But on the positive/pro side we have Bush "kicks ass" and provides tax breaks Kerry is an intellectual and won 3 purple hearts Either way I don't think it's very pro bush, and if anything I see it as making fun of our political culture, that every candidate is a joke with some good and plenty of bad. Again, I'm a libertarian and will be voting that way, but if I had to base my vote of this satire alone I'd probably vote Kerry. Outside of this satire, there's no chance I'd vote Kerry. I will also throw in the OT comment that I think we're in trouble if the republicans keep taking away our rights, and the democrats step into that kind of control. I don't trust either party, or even my own candidate to decide what is best for me, which is why I'll vote for the candidate that trusts me to decide, as shown in their flash ad at here

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  90. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by KirkH · · Score: 1

    Wow, how'd you get to know Al so well? I'd love to hang out and watch interviews with him too! :)

  91. Woody Guthrie would have pronounced BSD as BSD by tepples · · Score: 0

    To remove all the clutter and make the permissive nature of this license notice apparent to anybody who reads /.:

    anybody caught singin it without our permission, will Be mighty good friendS of ourn, cause we Don't give a dern.
    1. Re:Woody Guthrie would have pronounced BSD as BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weak

  92. Superfrog by bablefisk · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think the first time I saw in-game advertising must have been playing SuperFrog og my beloved Amiga. He ran around drinking Gatorade IIRC.

  93. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by ManxStef · · Score: 4, Informative

    CD Baby has a guide on how to do a cover song in the US:
    http://www.cdbaby.net/dd?f=8

    It's slightly different here in the UK (and slightly easier as it's a single "clearing-house"), you'll need to get in touch with the Mechanical Copyright Protection Society (MCPS) and probably the Performing Rights Society:
    http://www.prs.co.uk/soundadvice/
    http: //www.mcps.co.uk/

    For specific advice on doing a cover, see the FAQ (question 9) here:
    http://www.mcps.co.uk/productlicensing/

    Note that when you publicly perform a cover you'll need a Public Entertainment Licence (PEL) and a PRS licence.

    If you're an artist/band then I'ld recommend joining/registering with both the MCPS & PRS, it doesn't cost much (if anything) and means that you're work is protected and you'll get paid for things like radio play, so it's well worth it. They also give you a load of advice and are really helpful in general.

  94. Ummm, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If anything, the quality of the "Bush is stupid" point is far lower than the quality of the Kerry critiques. As I said, Bush being stupid is pretty played and fangless at this point. So, bashing it frequently is actually quite ineffective: you end up with an animated Kerry saying the same old thing over and over, whereas the animated Bush is delivering fresh critiques and talking points.

    Anyway, you're misunderstanding me if you think I'm saying it's "pro Bush" - I'm just saying it doesn't seem to be a paragon of balance, and furthermore it just isn't that funny. The critiques of Bush are almost exclusively "image", whereas the critiques of Kerry are both "image" (pinko commie/liberal weiner/sissy/herman munster/botox) *plus* talking points (waffles/flip-flops/UN pussy/etc.). That's what I think indicates this isn't exactly a balanced little piece of work: that doesn't make it pro-Bush by any stretch of the imagination, it just makes it more anti-Kerry than it is anti-Bush.

    As for your Libertarian Party talking points, eh. I don't care. That's your call, I don't need to see their flash ad or visit their website to know their platform as I'm pretty well aware of it. I'm not a huge Kerry fan by any stretch of the imagination (I supported Dean in the primaries). However, as Noam Chomsky put it, the stakes are so high that the slight differences between Kerry and Bush will actually lead to a much higher utility for Kerry than Bush.

    Is it a compromise? Yes. Is it "voting for the lesser of two evils"? Yes. But you know what? In a country of 300 million people, that kind of makes sense. We can't always get precisely what we want.

  95. Heh.. by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apparently they thought the lyrics should go...

    This song is my song, it is not your song...

  96. Think that's interesting?!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try reading a non-US published copy of the lyrics to Bethoven's Hymn of Nations!

  97. Side note by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1
    You're confused. That's what the phrase "side note" means.


    Grandparent is saying "This isn't about copyright, but it's an interesting thing that this furore reminds me of..."

    1. Re:Side note by mingot · · Score: 1

      Ah so the falwell case (which he mentioned before he went off on the sidenote) was about copyright? Damn, though it was about libel.

  98. "hilarious" by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

    anyone else find the video somewhat short of hilarious?

    1. Re:"hilarious" by presearch · · Score: 1

      I thought it was lame and was just celebrating the US as The Land of the Morons.

      People thinking it was "hilarious" only proves that point.

    2. Re:"hilarious" by narcc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought it was lame and was just celebrating the US as The Land of the Morons.

      People thinking it was "hilarious" only proves that point.


      I've seen quite a few posts from folks with similar opinions. Quite a few people shouting "Look! Look how well cultured and sophisticated I am! I didn't think it was funny! Look at me! Respect me! "

      The video was ment to be funny. You can not be considered better than ANYONE else simply because you didn't find the video funny.

      This immature "I'm better than you/everyone" attitude you find on slashdot is disgusting.

      (goodbye karma!)

    3. Re:"hilarious" by alex_tibbles · · Score: 1

      perhaps it's 'cos I don't want American TV....
      Like most satire, you get the superficial feeling of amusement from the video ("haha Wubya is dancing around the sceen like David Hasselhopf in that South Park episode!"), but with 'The Message' at the same time. I remember watching Rory Bremner (at his peak - British satirical impersonating comic) and laughing and wondering whether I agreed with the policy being criticized, or with Bremner, or had a different opinion. Good satire will address important issues (like Bremner often did). Perhaps it's 'cos I couldn't see them (see above) but I only saw 1 issue raised in the video: Iraq. Perhaps that is the only issue that really separates the Democrats and Republicans...

  99. Speaking of John Kerry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His own wartime journal disputes his first Purple Heart. In it, he specifically states there wasn't any enemy fire. Along with the Cambodia question (which he wouldn't even answer on the Daily Show), Kerry is going down in flames.

    1. Re:Speaking of John Kerry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You speak as if you've found the smoking gun against Kerry.

      You didn't.

      So what if he "disputed" it? He still received it, and two others. That's more than I can say about George Bush.

    2. Re:Speaking of John Kerry by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      There are many people in this country who seem to believe that military service should also be lip service. To them, serving a near invisible career like Bush did is far better than being decorated in battle, and then speaking out against the senselessness of the battle in the first place.

      This is bullshit. A soldier does what he's told, it's true, but he doesn't have to like it. Mindlessly following orders leads to the recent prison abuses and the atrocities of the second World War. My buddy's a marine in Iraq -- about George Bush, he says "I can't believe I work for that asshole." Ex-Amnesty chapter president, this guy quotes freely from Siddhartha and used to love reading about communism and the IRA -- but if you're an insurgent with a weapon pointed at his platoon, he will shoot you in the head.

      I thought the whole point of freedom of speech was to protect minority opinions. But I'm having kind of a bad day politically, anyway...I just found out that Cheney and I share an opinion on the subject of gay marriage, and therefore I should probably stop referring to him as "that fucking gargoyle."

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    3. Re:Speaking of John Kerry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheney probably shares your opinion on murder too, but that never stopped you from referring to him as "that fucking gargoyle" before, did it? :-)

  100. This code is your code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...this code is my code. Another humorous parody of the song, related to Linux.

  101. In this limited context: RIGHT!!! by hacksoncode · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually, the point here isn't about the protectedness of the speech per-se. Both parodies and satire are as protected as any other kind of speech.

    The point is about fair use. It is considered fair use (no permission needed, though mechanical royalties may have to be paid) to parody the original song. It is not considered fair use to use the original song to satirize something *other* than the original song, and therefore permission can legally be denied by the author of the song (or assignees).

  102. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by rwinston · · Score: 1

    For an example of the type of lawsuit that Ludlow music seems to thrive on filing, check this link: http://www.humphreys.co.uk/articles/copyright_1.ht m

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    "If we cannot be free, then at least we can be cheap" -- Frank Zappa
  103. PS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Straw man - no assertion was made that they were "secretly pushing" anyone.

    Just being a little douchey - pretending that being Libertarian somehow makes you "objective."

  104. For what it's worth... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I've just written a really lengthy entry in my essay journal going into the whole matter at great length, pulling in quotes and article citations from here and there and discussing the implications.

    Okay, so I'm a self-promoter. But hey, I put some good time and effort into writing it, and I'm proud of my work.

    --
    Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  105. Ruling? What ruling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you even rtfa? Guess not. There was no ruling as far as I can tell. EFF's lawyers did a little digging, came up with some evidence that the song is probably in the public domain, and Ludlow backed down, presumably because they *don't* want a ruling declaring the song in the public domain. Even if JibJab isn't paying them right now, there are plenty of other people licensing the song.

    But, because there was no ruling, it's still a bit unclear, as a matter of law, as to whether JibJab's use was protected speach or not.

  106. Um, what about Rather Good? by gtaluvit · · Score: 1

    Rathergood's abnoxious singing rodents in Quizno's commercials.

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    - gtaluvit (prnc. GOT-tuh-LUV-it)
  107. ...or is it the beginning of the end? by mojoNYC · · Score: 1
    while this is a great victory for both 'the people,' and 'common sense,' it may just be the swan song of 'name' works in the Public Domain--in other words, it's one of the last works with any widespread name recognition and/or cultural currency--this is especially true in the 'IP mad' era we are now in, where corporate lawyers are busy gobbling up any 'assets' that can be 'monetized'...

    perhaps the Creative Commons will gain enough momentum to reverse this, but at the rate we're going, there will be precious little in the Public Domain from the period 1930-present...

    ps. were Woody alive today, he'd be singing the praises of FOSS!

    GPL-this License kills fascists!;>

    1. Re:...or is it the beginning of the end? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This code is my code
      This code is your code
      From the application space
      Down to protected mode
      From the install's scripting
      To the linker and loader
      This code was made for you and me

      --
      --- The American Way of Life is not a birthright. Hell, it's not even sustainable.
  108. No. that would be Nationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The term you're thinking of there is nationalism. A patriot is one who works to protect and improve his country, risking or even sacrificing his well being to support it and his fellow citizens. this support can be as obvious as going to war to protect the country from an invader or as difficult to recognize as campaigning politicly for a move towards a more socialist state. a nationalist is someone who expouses and belives the following words "My country right or wrong".

    PS you can be patriotic about a country that you weren't born in. some of the most patriotic people I know were originally refugees

  109. let me rephrase that. by mandrake*rpgdx · · Score: 1

    I never said it was un or anti patriotic, just not patriotic. The song Hammer Time is not a patriotic song. What I was talking about is that most people think the lyrics have to do with us being patriotic americans, and this is our land to be proud of. And it's not about that at all. And guess what? Communism is a form of political power as well as an economic structure. Just because we separate economics from politics does not mean every government does (well...we don't actual separate it, but we make a distinction of capitalism being separate from democracy. Communism is both a government and an economic structure). Nothing wrong with people believing in communism. Woodie Guthrie, as I said, had a great reason to be - he saw his friends and family starving in the streets.

    1. Re:let me rephrase that. by javaxman · · Score: 1
      I never said it was un or anti patriotic, just not patriotic.

      still no good. The song is *extremely* patriotic, and it takes a pretty skewed view of the term, and possibly the world, not to see that.

      It's lyrics portray the land as beautiful, and calls upon it's people to appreciate and share it. What's *not* patriotic about that?!? The *sharing* part?!?

  110. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by dougmc · · Score: 1
    Jib Jab just set it to music. ;)
    ... to somebody else's music. :)

    Or so they (somebody else) thought, anyways ...

  111. amish and boomboxes? ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more like amish and cocaine...

    i *live* in amish country buddy, and not once have i seen amish teenagers in a buggy with their boombox blaring. i see buggies every other day, and you're more likely to see one get hit by a car than a boombox pumping out beats.

    they're allowed to go out and experiment - to leave the church for a while (when they're becoming adults... this ensures if they stay with the community that they want to be there) but itd be a little hard for them to jam out to some tunes when they've probably never heard them before because they dont have electricity or telephones and all their neighbors are just like them.

    this is lancaster, BTW, not ohio amish.

    1. Re:amish and boomboxes? ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I live in Lancaster too. Isn't it amazing how so many people know SOOO much about the Amish, usually more that the people that live with them? And isn't it amazing how much ass Millersville sucks? And fuck RT 30, what a mess.

  112. Only out of politeness...Degrees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's more than that. There's also different "degrees" of Amish.

  113. PPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're also just a tad douchey for asserting the "afraid" mentality, rather than picking a more sensible and less degrading word.

  114. Offtopic: MuchMusic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    MuchMusic changed its name to Fuse.

    You might want to see if your cable system carries Fuse, and if they don't you might want to ask them to. They should carry at least one station that shows videos.

  115. Amish Joke by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    How many Menonites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    It does not matter for they will surely burn in Hell.

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    Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
  116. Be careful what you ask for..You voted for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Or do you _want_ your tax money to be used to hunt down file swappers?"

    Tax money's already being used to run the court system. Anyway we can go down the slippry slope argument of "do you want your tax money to be used to...[insert what you don't personally like here]"

    Your "ire" would be better spent in preventing our society from getting to the "you're a crimminal" stage, than complaining about things after the fact.

  117. So wait a second...Everything's a right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " ...someone who doesn't have legal rights to do so has threatened legal action as a form of intimidation? "

    Insightful my ass. "legal rights" are set by the courts. That's one of the reasons people go to court, to determine if there is indeed legal backing. How many "legal rights" has a court overthrown? . Now as far as "intimidation", well doesn't everyone who goes to court feel that they are right, and the other party is wrong? "Oh that other party is trying to do bad things to me."

  118. This Doesn't Just Affect JibJab by renderhead · · Score: 3, Informative

    This should come as good news to the Girl Scouts of America, who in 1996 stopped singing "This Land is Your Land" at campfire events along with all other copyrighted music, at least officially.

    --
    I wish that my inferiority complex were as good as yours.

    -RenderHead

  119. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I keep reading this idea, and I can't figure out where it comes from.

    Please draw the distinction for me.

    Jibjab uses "This Land" to poke fun at George and John.
    Weird Al uses "Lola" to poke fun at Yoda (and George Lucas and Mark Hamill)
    Weird Al uses "Gangstas Paradise" to poke fun at the Amish.
    Weird Al uses "All About the Benjamins" to poke fun at computer geeks.

    In most cases, Al doesn't even make a reference to the original song lyrics, although there are some very clever bits when he re-contexts the original lyric and makes them mean something totally different (like in the song about Jerry Springer, he picks up one of the Reel Big Fish lines and makes it work in HIS context, not the original one).

    So, Al makes parodies that satire other stuff. While we're on the subject, I'd still love to see a citiation that says "Parodies enjoy a higher degree of first-amendmnet protection than satire". I don't believe such a ruling exists.

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    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  120. Anyone who thinks that shite is ' hilarious' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is a good candidate for lobotomy IMHO. I've scraped funnier political parody from the backside of my nutsack.

  121. you know who should sue? by tralfamador · · Score: 1

    mark russell, for these fags taking his tired schtick. seriously, "hilarious"? this may be great that they weren't shut up, but this is the furthest thing from comedy i've seen in a while.

    1. Re:you know who should sue? by dan_sdot · · Score: 1
      this is the furthest thing from comedy i've seen in a while

      Why? Is it because it just doesn't make you laugh, or because it makes fun of something that is very funny?
      Seriously, I am interested in why you don't think this is funny. Could you elaborate?
    2. Re:you know who should sue? by tralfamador · · Score: 1

      because, as i said, mark russell has been doing the "take well known song, replace it will mildly amusing political lyrics - rinse, repeat" method of comedy for years and it's not funny. those who find this funny must be starving for entertainment and i feel sorry for you all. it has nothing to do with my political leanings at all. all political musical humour is bottom of the barrel. just look at "the capitol steps"

      also, the addition of flash makes it 10 times more unfunny.

    3. Re:you know who should sue? by freek_daddy · · Score: 1

      I dunno about tralfamador, but I don't find it funny is because generally, political song parodies are simplistic and tedious and this is no exception. I can't imagine anyone who knows who is being parodied was surprised by any of the content, there was nothing insightful or clever, it was just a rehash of the "Bush is stupid" "Kerry is rich" memes.

      Among people I've talked to, though, I'm certainly in the minority. Lots of folks thought that was the height of comedy.

    4. Re:you know who should sue? by dan_sdot · · Score: 1
      all political musical humour is bottom of the barrel

      I think that political humor like this is not only funny, but a invaluable to keep our society going. It is so easy to get overly paranoid about an election ("Bush is going to win and kill us all" or "Kerry is going to win and kill us all").
      It is dangerous to become overly involved emotionally when it comes to politics. That is the kind of thing that got Spain into its bloody civil war.
      Political humor like this it a good way to take a step back and realize that after this election, no matter who wins, the US will still exist. There have been countless close, polarized elections like this in the past and the US has faced much larger problems, and we are still here.
      Making light of a situation helps us put things in perspective sometimes.
    5. Re:you know who should sue? by tralfamador · · Score: 1

      you don't read much do you? i said "political musical humour". i love political humour. daily show is one of the few shows i watch, so i'd be lying if i said i didn't like political humour. it's the create a funny song crap which rides my ass.

  122. Other Remade Guthrie Songs by dan_sdot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There were some other Woody Guthrie songs remade recently too. I think the story is that these were unreleased songs of his that he had not written music to, so Woody's daughter hired Billy Bragg and Wilco to put music to them and sing them.
    They are called Mermaid Avenue (samples, review) and Mermaid Avenue Volume II (samples, review)
    They are both pretty good cds, especially volume 1.
    I wonder what the copyright implications were one these, since they were unreleased. Does anyone know? Also, what was his daughter's opinion about the jibjab song?

  123. OT your .sig by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    " Has any one else noticed that the Ebon Hawk has no bathroom" ... I might have noticed that if the POS copy protection would let me play the fucking game I paid $30 for.

    Jaysyn

    --
    There is a war going on for your mind.
  124. You mean like "My Country 'Tis of Thee"? by NYTrojan · · Score: 1

    What's funny is the old staple "My country" is itself a satire of "God Save The Queen."

    1. Re:You mean like "My Country 'Tis of Thee"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funny is the old staple "My country" is itself a satire of "God Save The Queen."

      Would that be satire or parody?

  125. So how would the pro-Bush version go? by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    This land is my land, this land is my land
    For Halliburton, Chevron and Ashland
    Kill the redwood forests, and pollute the waters
    This land should blindly follow me

    As I was talking, I felt a yearning
    I have to ask, is our children learning?
    And thanks to me now, Baghdad is burning
    This land should blindly follow me

    "This machine kills fascists."

    --
    Unknown host pong.
  126. Offtopic. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    You know, I wouldn't mind hearing an opinion about a hypothetical cyberlaw case, if you just want a real brainbender of a puzzle. Email me if interested.

  127. Sorry, on a roll by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    Got done installing
    A proprietary binary
    From a pretty jewel case
    with holographic finery
    As I was working
    Blue screens were forming
    Got code that's made for you and me?

    --
    --- The American Way of Life is not a birthright. Hell, it's not even sustainable.
  128. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    And Weird Al won the ensuing "legal fight", because parody is indeed protected as fair use. The album is still available with "Amish Paradise".

    Weird Al doesn't have to ask for permission, but he does, and usually gets it.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  129. Careful, subtle issue ahead by DarkMan · · Score: 1

    The fact that the BPI is lobbying for extension of the performer copyright duration is not the sum total of the issue.

    There is a difference in duration between performer and composer copyright. This is _not_ the case with the US.

    Thus, when people talk about the Beatles catalogue falling into public domain, what they mean is that the recordings they made do. The copyright on the lyrics and music lasts longer, but is liscecable under mechanical terms.

    So, if there is no change in the law, come 2013, if you disribute the Beatles playing 'Love me do', then you will still need to pay the songwriter royalties. Thus, the argument the parent poster gives at the end is slightly off base, as it refers to songwriter copyright, not performance.

    Quite frankly, I can see no benefit in different durations between performance and songwriting copyrights. Mind you, I'd lean to the lower limit rather than the higher, but the issue of what to set the duration at is a different point to whether there are differential terms for composers and performers.

    1. Re:Careful, subtle issue ahead by thisissilly · · Score: 1
      There is a difference in duration between performer and composer copyright. This is _not_ the case with the US.

      If I understand what you mean, you are semi-correct for pre-1976 recordings. That was when we had somewhat sane (if long), fixed length copyright. Incorrect, post-1976. Post 1976 it _is_ the case with the US, as the composer copyright is for life+70, but the performer copyright (for the recording), is owned by the record company as a work for hire, which has a 95 year copyright.

      That means that unless the composer happens to drop dead exactly 25 years post-creation, then one or the other will expire first.

      So you can have a song in the public domain, with the recording still copyrighted, or a recording in the public domain, even though the underlying song is still covered by copyright--not being a lawyer, I have no idea what that means for derivative works of the public domain recording.

    2. Re:Careful, subtle issue ahead by DarkMan · · Score: 1

      The very murky situation of differing copyright laws rears it's head.

      In the UK, the type of work dictates the duration of copyright. See, for example, here

      In the USA, the type of authorship dictates the duration of copyright. See, for example, here

      The fact that the performers tend to produce works for hire, and composers tend not to is a side distraction here. There are composers who produce works for hire, and performers who own thier own recordings - which really clouds things in the USA.

      Oh, and the copyright terms in the USA are determined by authorship, not ownership. Thus, just because it's currently owned by a corporation doesn't make it a corporate authorship.

      At least the justification for differening terms for personal or corporate authorship has some merit.

      As it stands in the UK, making a film is clearly considered worth two and a half times as much as makeing a sound recording, and 5 times as much as writing a book (assuming that one of the director, authors or composer lives 50 years after making the film). Why? Well, I can find no good reason for it.

    3. Re:Careful, subtle issue ahead by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      'Copyright in a literary, dramatic, musical or artistic work lasts for the life of the author and 70 years from the end of the year in which he/she died.'

      and

      'Copyright in a published edition expires 25 years from the end of the year in which the edition was first published.'

      Don't publish, get 70years + life, publish get 25 years?

      Well, I suppose you don't want people making copies of your school diary! (not that I would care)

      All copyright should be max of 25years min well nothing in a perfect world, if you can't milk it in that time, well let give someone else the opotunity.

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      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  130. Primitive... The 'Good Life'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be 'primitive' to decide to stop watching television because it didn't fit into your idea of "the good life"?

    I already quit watching television a long time ago because it no longer agreed (and actually interfered) with what I consider my "good life"... that is, playing Unreal Tournament online for hours and hours and hours with no end.

  131. Communist Music by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    As one poster has already mentioned, sovmusic.ru has some nice examples, including Paul Robeson (Yes, Mr. "Ol' Man River" himself) doing a rendition of the Soviet National Anthem in English translation.

    Because I know some German, I enjoy the East German stuff more, but lately East German nostalgia has become a big business among German "Generation X" types and it's harder to find free songs on the net. If you know German at all, there's an album called "Die Partei Hat Immer Recht" ("The Party is always right") which collects the best of the East German propaganda songs. You can buy it from Amazon.de (the German version of Amazon.com)

  132. Donate to EFF by weathergeek · · Score: 1

    This is a good time to thank the EFF folks by making a donation. Yes, I did.

  133. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by ManxStef · · Score: 1

    ..."your work" even, ack! Just thought I'd pre-empt the grammar Nazis; I'm ashamed I let that one through. And I've just finished "Eats, Shoots & Leaves", oh the shame! ;)

  134. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Gooba42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    They specifically addressed this in the legal proceedings.

    To make a parody of a song is to change the lyrics in such a way as to make fun of the original work.

    JibJab was "satire" which is *not* protected Fair Use as it was using an existing work and using it to make fun of the candidates rather than the original work.

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    I just found out there's no such thing as the real world. It's just a lie you've got to rise above. - John Mayer
  135. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by edbarrett · · Score: 1
    which is why he has never parodied any song by Prince.

    No, but his video for "UHF" parodied the video for "When Doves Cry", among others.

  136. American McGee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not McFarlane

  137. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by magefile · · Score: 1

    But, in addition, it was parodying the original TLIOL's political nature.

  138. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Golias · · Score: 1
    I still just love the fact that the original song Woodie wrote was a song protesting against land-owners enforcing property rights against vagrant trespassers, and then the "owners" of his song tried to sue somebody for violating their proprty.

    For the record, Alanis: That is ironic.

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    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  139. Kinda stupid... by JAD+lifter · · Score: 1

    Some guy at work showed me the jibjab video. Everyone was laughing outloud and stuff lik they thought it was hilarious or something. I don't know, I thought that it was kind of stupid. The same level of comedy that you see on any brainless half hour tv situation comedy. But I am glad that they won this case!

    1. Re:Kinda stupid... by humankind · · Score: 1

      Some guy at work showed me the jibjab video. Everyone was laughing outloud and stuff lik they thought it was hilarious or something. I don't know, I thought that it was kind of stupid. The same level of comedy that you see on any brainless half hour tv situation comedy. But I am glad that they won this case!

      The video is "safe comedy" which isn't really comedy. True comedy writers aren't afraid to take chances. I saw the video. It was lame.

      If you want to see real comedy, catch some of Bill Hicks' act. He was one of the best. The Jibjab thing was complete sell-out crap.
      If you want creative, innovative comedy, check out Bushgame. The Jibjab tripe should aspire to that.

  140. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1
    I've said this in the last article and say it again... what is Weird Al parodying about the song American Pie? Is Jib-Jab and Weird Al really different? WAY's American Pie had little to do with the song and mostly mocked Star Wars. And, IIRC, the Star Wars movie was fairly new at the time.

    What is Jib-Jab mocking, Guthrie or the canidates? What is Weird Al mocking, Coolio or the amish? I can't see how the call is made.

  141. The Irony of Woody Guthrie by Wanker · · Score: 1
    From page 3 in the PDF of his sheet music, copyright 1945:


    HOLLYWOOD SONGS DON'T LAST. Broadway songs are sprayed with hundreds of thousands of dollars to get them sprouted and going. They sprout, they burst, they bloom and they fade. Wagon loads of your good money are shoveled and scattered onto them, but they are not our true history and we don't take them deep into our heart.

    THE MONOPOLY ON MUSIC pays a few por(?) writers to go screwy trying to write and rewrite the same old notes under the same old formulas and the same old patterns. The songs have no guts. They sonnd[sic] sissified, timid, the spinning dreams of a bunch of neurotic screwballs. How can they be otherwise when they have no connection with the work and the fight of the whole human race? They are bad. They are hurtful, poisonous, complasent[sic], distracting, full of jerky headaches and jangled nerves.


    Hmmm... who wanted a monopoly on the music again?
  142. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by ITeacher · · Score: 0

    I don't recall that our country's leaders have ever needed the people's help to make asses of themselves...

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    ...you can feed'em information, but you can't make'em think

  143. "This Land is Your Land" is Libertarian by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not surprised you like it, if you like Badnarik.

    The "This Land is Your Land" parody was clearly Libertarian. The most blatant giveaway was the otherwise inexplicable Indian land rights bit, which had nothing to do with the Bush/Kerry debates, and is one of the more ridiculous planks in the Libertarian platform. Other, more subtle Libertarian bits included:

    * The huge crowd of people on each side at the closing (big government, a point that the Libertarians take major issue with)

    * The negative demonstration of ICBMs and aggression in Vietnam -- that's all anti-interventionist, a pretty fundamental part of the Libertarian mindset.

  144. non-Republican Bush supporter != non-patriot by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    WTF- this land (the original song) is not a patriotic song. It was a proto-communist anthem.

    Because, as we all know, if you aren't a Republican Bush-supporter, you aren't patriotic. As a matter of fact, you probably hate America.

  145. Pop culture and webcomics by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Actually, Strong Bad is pretty widespread. I don't think that there are many college students that don't know about him. Penny Arcade is, I will grant, more limited, as it's gaming-culture-specific, even if it's well known within that field.

  146. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

    The JibJab piece could have been construed as slander against either person but if you are defined as a "public person" such as movie star, or politician the rules are relaxed and "intent" to harm must be proven. "Intent" is very tough to prove. Truth is always a defense against slander/libel.

    There was no copyright issue here at all, thank goodness the courts actually got that right!

  147. So its still copyrighted? Lame... by jriskin · · Score: 2, Informative

    IANAL, so I'm not sure i quite understand, but it reads to me that "This Land" IS STILL COPYRIGHTED...or at least you are at risk from being sued if you use it.

    " Ludlow believes its copyright -- initially filed in 1956 and renewed in 1984 -- remains valid and disputes EFF's claims." ...
    "JibJab dismissed its suit against Ludlow today. As part of the settlement of the case, JibJab will remain free to continue distributing the "This Land" animation without further interference from Ludlow."

    So they settled out of court and only agreed not to sue JibJab. Which means if you used the song, they retain the right to sue you...

  148. Since it's in the PD, they can sell copies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if the work is in the public domain, they would still own the copyright to their performance of the work. But if they were selling the Guthrie performance which is in the public domain, you still couldn't get all of your money back since a physical copy of the work wouldn't be free. Since the song is in the public domain, anyone can sell a copy of it. No court is going to give you a partial refund just because you thought the cd costed more than it should since it was actually in the public domain, unjust enrichment or not.

    Fraud would be almost impossible to prove. To get your money back you would have to prove that you were induced into buying the cd only because you thought the song wasn't in the public domain.

    1. Re:Since it's in the PD, they can sell copies. by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      I was wondering more about performers who covered the song and paid royalties for the right to do so.

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  149. Yay! by BitHerder · · Score: 1

    Now I can download this song and make copies and trade it and play it on whatever device I want, in the format of my choosing.

    Too bad I've been sick of this song since kindergarten.

  150. CONGRATULATIONS JIBJAB! by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

    YAY! =D

    Finally some good news in the fight against idiocy and censorship! You can never know how glad I was to read this article today! I am so happy for the JibJab guys! I really thought the lawsuit was ridiculous.

    (Please excuse my overuse of exclamation points, but I am really happy about this!)

    I read the official reason, but I'm thinking the case had to be thrown out because they realized that it was going to be hard to find anyone, let alone a judge, who could watch the video and not have to be escorted from the room for laughing so hard!

    At least America hasn't been ruled or legislated out of having a sense of humor. For today anway...

  151. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Hentai · · Score: 1

    See, here's what I don't understand:

    1. Why is 'All About the Pentiums' parodying 'All Abount the Benjamins', and not satirizing computer users?

    2. Why is 'Amish Paradise' parodying 'Gangsta Paradise', and not satirizing the Amish?

    3. Why is 'Trigger Happy' parodying a Beatles song, and not satirizing the NRA?

    4. Why is 'Jerry Springer' parodying 'One Week', and not satirizing Jerry Springer?

    5. Why is 'Beverly Hillbillies' parodying 'Money for Nothing', and not satirizing the Beverly Hillbillies?

    6. Why is 'Bedrock Anthem' parodying 'Under the Bridge'/'Give it Away Now', and not satirizing The Flinstones?

    Is there a nuance here I'm not grasping?

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    -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
  152. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Mike+the+Mac+Geek · · Score: 1

    It was a Strawberry Shortcake comic, showing her spanking another character.

    It was designed to parody American McGee, creator of the games "Alice" and the forthcoming "Oz", for taking a children's character (I know they have many levels for adults as well, but let's simplify it for this arguement.) and making it into a Mature - level game.

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  153. If you actually ever listened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the Weird Al song... You'd know!

    But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare; we're just technologically impaired.

  154. Fair use, free speech, parody v. satire by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    That is true in one federal court decision that is likely to be overturned if the question is considered at the supreme court. Fair use includes using the work for educational, journalistic, and similar purposes. The parody/satire distinction was created in a federal court decision to clarify that the person using a work "fairly" must have a good reason to be using that particular work and not another work; in other words that the expression must be integrally related to the use of a particular work. It makes more sense that way but even then I would argue it is specious because the first amendment and the fair use clause protect an artist's right to make a point -- not the artist's right to make a point in the most effective or cleverest manner possible. It seems to me ludicrous (and I expect the Supreme Court would agree if they ever hear this question) that an artist's right to make fun of other artists deserves greater protection than an artist's right to make a political point.

  155. Law 101 by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

    Please note that trial court opinions do not establish any legal precedent beyond the case at hand. Trial court decisions are not controlling authority. For an opinion to become law that has to be followed in other courts, the opinion has to be from an appellate court. And many appellate court decisions are "depublished" and are not given any value as precedent.

    And it gets more complicated than that. The federal courts in the 9th Circuit don't have to follow appellate decisions of the 7th Circuit. California state courts don't have to follow Florida state court appellate decisions (Thank God). Only the U.S. Supreme Court's opinions are precedent everywhere, and the U.S. Supreme court doesn't have the power to overturn state court decisions that are founded only in state law. For example, the US Supreme Court may not overturn the Massachusetts Supreme Court's opinion that MA law (not federal law) prohibits bans on gay marriage.

    So, the EFF wouldn't have established any legal precedent by going to trial, unless the trial court's decision was appealed and EFF won on appeal.

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    1. Re:Law 101 by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification.

  156. What about previous buyers? by kramer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about the various people who have previously purchased rights to use the song? If the song's been in the public domain for some 40 years, don't they deserve a refund?

  157. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    the problem is, for a parody to be protected, it has to parody the -song-, and one of the major things the defense would have had to show is that the flash animation was parodying the song...i don't think it is completely clear that is what was happening...aside from that, it is more making fun of the leaders, which is -not- parody...

    google define:parody:

    A mocking imitation of the style of a literary work or works which ridicules the stylistic habits of an author or school of writers by exaggerated mimicry. Parody is related to Burlesque in its application of serious styles to ridiculous subjects, to satire in its punishment of eccentricities, and even to criticism in its analysis of style.

  158. Weird Al Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get your facts right.

    What about Coolio? I heard that he was upset with Al about "Amish Paradise."

    That was a very unfortunate case of misunderstanding between Al's people and Coolio's people. Short version of the story: Al recorded "Amish Paradise" after being told by his record label that Coolio had given his permission for the parody. When Al's album came out, Coolio publicly contended that he had never given his blessing, and that he was in fact very offended by the song. To this day we're not exactly sure who got their facts wrong, but Al sincerely apologizes to Coolio for the misunderstanding.

    Have any artists ever turned Al down for a parody?

    Even though most recording artists really do have a pretty good sense of humor, on a few very rare occasions Al has been denied permission to do a parody. Actually, the only artist to turn Al down consistently over the years has been the Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. Go figure.
    I moshed at his show, his band is good :)

  159. GARCIA = GAY COMMUNIST FAGGOT CHILD FELCHER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU FAG!

  160. "This Land" was Probably Illegal by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    Guthrie borrowed the melody from "Little Darling Pal of Mine" for that one. He may have changed it a little, but it's still stealing. "Pretty Boy Floyd" was from a 1920's recording of "Utah Carl", "Jackhammer John" was from "Brown's Ferry Blues", "Grand Coulee Dam" was from "Wabash Cannonball", etc, etc. I'll bet that there's still a copyright on "Little Darling Pal of Mine" or the arrangement (Carter Family) that he cribbed it from.

  161. Remember "It's a Wonderful Life"? by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    It became very well-known and used to be on TV all the time because the copyright had been allowed to lapse. Somehow, it's copyright has been unlapsed, and it's locked up again (by Sony IIRC). Could that happen to "This Land is Your Land" too?

  162. yeah, that's about right. by twitter · · Score: 1
    [criminalizing judicial extortion though false copyright claims] This would limit the rights of those who truly are wronged. GlobalMegaCorpX has hundreds of lawyers, you only have you and the lawyer that you can afford with which to battle them (to sue them). Do you also want the fact that it might be a criminal offense if you loose your suit

    Yeah, I'm starting to think that the whole "IP" scam should be done away with. Obviously, "the little guy" is screwed any way you look at it. Why not remove the whole crooked structure? Free software is making it obvious that the underlying assumptions of copyright and patent law are flawed. People will continue to invent and don't mind sharing their inventions. The reward is a body of excellent work that can be used.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  163. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


    CD Baby has a guide on how to do a cover song in the US


    I don't understand this compulsary law - what's the rationale behind forcing an artist to license cover versions of his song.

    What if I wrote a song & I don't want anyone to do cover versions? What's so bad about it?

    And what's do different about songs? Why doesn't this apply to other stuff? Or does it?

  164. Girl Scouts got a $1 license by davidwr · · Score: 1

    After a lot of egg on their faces, the music industry allowed the Girl Scouts and similar groups to license their songs for a token $1.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    1. Re:Girl Scouts got a $1 license by radja · · Score: 1

      so they charged a licence for something in the public domain? why am I not surprised?

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      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  165. I think the somehow was the music by davidwr · · Score: 1

    It's my understanding you can air It's a Wonderful Life all you want, provided you cut out the music scenes, or at least turn off the audio and hope your audience can read lips.

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  166. Simpsons did it by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    Forgive the "obligitory Simpsons reference" but when they had the "This Log is Your Log" song wouldn't that be exactly the same type of parody?

    Did they pay royalties on it? If not, why weren't they sued?

    Now that the song has been proven to be in the public domain, what of all the paid royalties that were demanded? Wouldn't that be some sort of "sell you the Brooklyn Bridge" situation? If so, the supposed copyright holder is nothing more than a con artist.

  167. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Eric119 · · Score: 1

    You mean seven words?

  168. On Michael Moore's Must Read by SKorvus · · Score: 1

    This thread made Michael Moore's Must Read page for Wednesday August 25.

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  169. Judges are lazy :) by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Just like anyone else, if a judge can find a clear and easy reason to make a summary judgement, he/she is going to do exactly that. The reason the case was dismissed on a "technicality" is that it was the most relevant factor. You can't defend the copyright of something you no longer hold the copyright to. Therefore the case has no merit. This is not because of who is doing the defense, it's just a case of establishing if the plaintiff even has a case. Obviously the ruling is that they did not. Nothing beyond that needs to be considered.

    Mal-2

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  170. you can olny HOPE they're dissolving by Suchetha · · Score: 1

    until the early 50's all films were made on Cellulose Nitrate . now cellulose nitrate (or some may recognise it as nitrocellulose ) has a tendency to spontaneously combust at high velocity. this tendency increases as the compound ages.

    in short - the film can go boom

    the studios are sitting on top of a time bomb, and its ticking

    Suchetha

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    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  171. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    Exactly, this is Slashdot, which is why we are more likely to pay attention to Weird Al Yankovic (whilst spelling his last name correctly) than a normal person would. Besides, wasn't that VH-1 special on every week for a couple of months?

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  172. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    The horror of this is it shows that people think you can only parody one thing at a time, or that you can't combine parody with satire.
    This song is very obviously (completely 100% undebateable) a parody of the song. The problem is it's also Satire, and people are fucking whorish enough to say "That's satire! Satire isnt protected! Give me money!"

    FUCK EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES.

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  173. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    i agree you can parody more than one thing at a time...but i am merely saying that the hard part of this case was showing that the flash was actually parodying the -song-, which is what is required under fair use...

    and i would say it very much -is- debateable by someone skilled enough to do so...if the work had not been in the public domain already, i think it's thinkable that these guys would have lost the suit to the gutherie people...

    and sheesh...fuck me because i disagree? well, sir, you are a chode (can't resist a little return mud-slinging)

  174. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Well there was the very good point I heard: The song wasnt chosen because of the way the music sounds, the song was chosen because of what it says, the original words, the original message. It's a parody of the song, and uses satire to acieve that, just as much as it's a satire which uses a parody of the song to achieve that.

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  175. Amish have the right idea.. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I'll agree that the Amish are intelligent and hard workers. I don't agree with their religion but much of their lifestyle I would agree with. I have lived near Amish towns and have been exposed to them in many ways and it's really not true that they are primative. They do things differently but they aren't really backwards.

    I especially like their ideas of independance from big government and from big business. I also like the idea of hands on work and hands on education. Certainly freedom from being brainwashed by the media and our own laziness would be a welcome social change. Also I like to live a life as free of mass produced goods as possible. I'm a geek so obviously I like technology but there are very good reasons to keep your life simple when possible.

    I'd rather work harder and live simpler than sit on my ass and struggle with the complexity of modern life.

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    At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
  176. Re:Protected speech already? Oh wait... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

    The government is employed by the corporations.

    I think you meant wielded, like a sword is.

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    [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  177. A couple of corrections re: "Muslem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to go off on (yet another) tangent in this forum, but there are two issues people should understand about this "her religion is Muslem" topic:

    1. Transliteration is an inexact science. Granted, "Muslem" is not the usual English spelling of the word, but it is not necessarily wrong. In fact, many people would consider "Moslem" to be the most phonetically accurate spelling. It seems a bit excessive to me to harshly jump on someone for this, especially when the (proudly American) criticizer can't even properly form contractions.

    2. Regardless of how you spell the word, "Muslim" is not a religion. The religion is Islam; a Muslim is a member of the religion. As an example: "I am a Christian, my faith is Christianity," and similarly "I am a Muslim, my faith is Islam."

    Perhaps if there were a bit more education, patience, and humility on all sides, we would all understand each other a little better (Amish & technophile, Christian & Muslim alike). If tolerance isn't your bag, perhaps you should at least see if ESL classes are available to native English speakers as well.

  178. I wish I had mod points by shreak · · Score: 1

    Even though you're an AC and I'm reading this a day old, I'd still give 'em to ya.

    =Shreak

  179. I wish I had mod points. by shreak · · Score: 1

    Yikes. The post I made to the parent should have gone here! Drat!

    =Shreak

  180. I have been TRYING! by gosand · · Score: 1
    t's been said many times here, but I'll say it again: GO OUT AND VOTE.

    I try, every day, but they keep turning me away. They say I have to wait until November. :-)

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  181. Mod parent up .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    If there are any late moderators reading this thread, bump this guy up a little.

    He makes a valid counterpoint to my previous argument. (One which I was completely unaware of).

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    1. Re:Mod parent up .... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Fucking sad, isn't it? Speaking only for myself, if I were to make a speech, contribution, movement, impact, etc. towards the betterment of humanity such as Dr. King did, I would hope and expect that my children/guardians of estate would be "in it" for the higher purpose as you suggested, rather than for a means of turning a quick buck.

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  182. Direct link by thedillybar · · Score: 1

    This links directly to the shockwave file. No advertisements necessary.

  183. MTV Alternatives by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    Massachusetts used to have V66, broadcast on UHF channel 66; you didn't even need to have cable. Unfortunately, they folded a long time ago to be replaced by a home shopping channel. :^b

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    -Rich
  184. Yoicks by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    EFF hurts us all again
    I understand (to some degree, at least) what you're complaining about, and what the EFF did and did NOT achieve... but it's ludicrous to say they they've *hurt* us in their actions.

    Um... didn't they take up JibJab's case? I didn't see you offering them a free legal defense. And didn't they, at a minimum, successfully defend JibJab's right to use this particular song? Maybe the battle wasn't decided here, but a skirmish was won. As in all causes working with limited funding and time, the EFF must choose their battles carefully. Perhaps they felt refusing the settlement wouldn't actually help (see other posts about how "precedent" really works), and might actually result in a negative outcome. I don't know the details behind their decision, and I respectfully submit that *you* don't know, either.

    Let's at least recognize what they *did* achieve, and be a little smarter when we talk about what this settlement didn't accomplish.