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  1. Not really that impressive on Carbon From Outer Space Older Than Our Sun · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's amazing that it has survived for so long


    Not really, some of you may recall that the law of conservation matter sez that matter cannot be created nor destroyed. So it had to survive. If it hadn't then this would be amazing because it would cast strong evidence against the law of conservatin of matter. I'm mean, really now, what else would it do besides float around in space forever?

    desrever si gis!

  2. Model Trains on Protecting Your Gear from Pets? · · Score: 1

    Not really applicable here, but a friend of mine who has model trains kept the cats off his layout by taking the locomotives off the track and putting wall current on the rails. If it doesn't kill them the first time, they'll learn their lesson pretty quickly.

  3. American FUD on ZDNet Examines SCO Indemnity Options · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some time ago, I posted this to Groklaw, I've since updated it some, so here it is again. It can be sung to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie" (sort of). You'll have to excuse the scarcity of carriage returns in the below text. Slashdot would not allow me to post with them, saying the lines were too short. Anyway, enjoy!

    A long long time ago, I can still remember how Unix used to be so great, tape drives were as big as cars for saving files, known as tars and perhaps, we could save it from its fate

    But Richard Stallman surely shivered when Windows NT was delivered, with icons on the desktop and a flying toaster backdrop

    But I can't remember if I cried such great relief I felt inside, we had IBM on our side the day Caldera died

    *Bye Bye Mr. Darl McBride, claimed there's Unix in our Linux but we know that you lied, and them Redmond boys are cursing Samba and WINE, thinking this'll be the way that they die, this'll be the way that they die.

    Did you use the kernel source? Well the GPL you can't enforce. Just because I said it is so, we'll sue you if you don't desist, its not a slap across the wrist and that's the FUD that's coming out of SCO

    Well, he belongs in a prison cell, or in the fiery pits of hell, his name is Darl McBride, and he'll take you for a ride, his SCOsource license costs a grand, but no one's got one in his hand. We all told him to go pound sand, the day Caldera died, we were singin'
    repeat *
    Didio came to spread the FUD, and SCO was after Linus's blood, but that's not how its going to be, cuz PJ came and did her blog, and Darl I'm sure, that dirty dog, reads it all, quite religiously

    In Las Vegas back in August, SCO tried hard, tried with earnest to prove Linux wasn't free, but they showed us BSD. We all laughed and we all reeled, when we observed what they'd revealed. So now they keep their claims all sealed, the day Caldera died, we were singin'
    repeat *
    Then they released some header files, and that left them on the tiles, cause the files contained not a line of code. You can't lay claim to 123, its just a number you can see, that simply tells the program how to load

    It's public knowledge, for all to know, that's what was told by us to SCO, but did those fools believe it? They just could not conceive it. We own Unix and all the works, all its traits and all its quirks, and then they called us stupid jerks, the day Caldera died, we were singing
    repeat *
    And now they're suing Novell too. They'll sue me and they'll sue you. They're saying this in every place. They are fighting against our IBM, and fighting the owners of RPM, but they don't have a solid case

    It's gonna bust its gonna break, investor's money they plan to take. Stock won't be worth a dime, and it will be a crime. Insider trading we'll all cry, Linux was just their alibi, Darl and Kevin the feds will try the day Caldera died, we're a singin'
    repeat *
    When times were dark and things were glum, Darl had Linux by the thumb. Someone had to save the day. But like an episode of Scooby Doo, PJ and friends all came through, and Linux is here to stay

    But back in Utah, so it seemed, SCO did cry, and then they screamed. They couldn't match a token, no copyrights were broken, and the OS I admire most, is free to all, from coast to coast, and SCO is but a distant ghost, the day Caldera died, and we were singin'
    repeat *

    IANAL or a poet or a musician. So there.

  4. Re:Terrorist act on Keyless Entries Fail In Las Vegas On Friday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Authorities have ruled out terrorism in yesterday's solar eclipse.

  5. Keplar's Laws of Planetary Lotion on New Model Helps Predict Earth-Sized Planets · · Score: 0

    What was wrong with Keplar's Laws? They did a fine job of predicting the locations of Earth-sized planets. Other sized planets too.

  6. X86 As a shim on Is the x86 Ready for Consumer Appliances? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Is the X86 ready for consumer appliances?"

    I'd say so, I have an old 486 chip supporting the short foot on my dryer. It has very low power requirements in this capacity and it does a fantastic job of keeping the dryer from wobbling across the basement floor.

    The downside is I have to use plenty of Bounce sheets to keep from ESDing the chip.

  7. Think if they sued AT&T on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think SCO is trying to create a circular dependency with their lawsuits. SCO vs IBM cannot go ahead until SCO vs. Novell is resolved. RedHat vs. SCO is waiting on the outcome of SCO vs IBM. They need to sue someone who uses RedHat, so that case is blocked by the RedHat case, yet also blocks the Novell case. AT&T comes to mind. Suppose AT&T uses RedHat. They could sue AT&T over that. Such a case would then be dependent on the outcome of the RedHat case. Since AT&T originated the code in System V, SCO vs. Novell would likely depend on the outcome of the AT&T case.

    So to recap:
    - SCO vs. AT&T cannot continue until SCO proves its not baselessly slandering RedHat's product.

    - SCO vs. RedHat cannot continue until SCO shows that IBM illegally copied code.

    - SCO vs. IBM cannot continue until SCO shows that that they and not Novell in fact own the code.

    - SCO vs. Novell cannot continue until SCO proves that AT&T is not allowed to violate what would be their own copyright if Linux in fact does contain System V code.

    Thus it will deadlock forever, SCO will make a bunch of wild claims, and the stock price will skyrocket.

    Of course, they won't gross dollar one.

  8. Re:What the fuck? on Exploit Based On Leaked Windows Code Released · · Score: 1

    So that is why Java's so slow and won't link with my static libraries.

  9. MICR and mixing on Chemical, Printable RFIDs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two thoughts come to mind.

    Firstly, this doesn't seem that different than the MICR numbers on checks and we already have that, only now it works over greater distances.

    Secondly, I would think that you could do this with two types of ink rather than 70 by having the printer mix the inks in varying proportions before blowing it onto the paper. If you have one ink with a very low resonant frequency and another very high, you could create a printing that resonates at any frequency in between by mixing the inks in the appropriate proportion. Also, I would think that the amount of ink on the paper might affect the resonant frequency as well, so you could just print darker to get a lower frequency.

    But I'm not a physicist and I could be wrong.

  10. Groklaw on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1

    Over on Groklaw there is an analysis of the implications on the MS code leak by Dennis S. Karjala, a law professor at Arizona State University. e basically says, among other things, that MS's trade secrets are now null and void.

  11. Confirmed by MS on Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks · · Score: 2, Informative
    AP article on yahoo news here.

    See Shit.
    See fan.
    See shit hit fan.
    Duck!

  12. Seinfeld on Cybercafes - A Dying Trend? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you open a cyber cafe, you should make it kind of cozy like that coffee shop on Seinfeld.

    Of course, you need the Seinfeld theme music whenever someone logs on:
    Bom Chica Bow Boom Pop Pop Bow

  13. Shielding on WiFi Interference Problems in Urban Environments? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Consider lining the walls of your apartment with aluminum foil or aluminum window screen (don't use the fiberglass stuff). Be sure to ground it well and install it in accordance with all FCC regulations and local building codes.

    Hope this works for you!

  14. Keep it simple on Designing Websites - What Browser to Code For? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would suggest designing for the minimum browser, as many people may be connecting using modems, carrier pigeons, or other low bandwidth connections. The FSF homepage is a good example.

  15. Suggestions: Fun stuff on LiveLinux CD for Computer Summer Camps? · · Score: 1

    I would recommend include lots of Open Source games, since we are targeting kids here. If they get hooked on the games, they are likely to pull the CD out again when they get home. Also, I would include OpenOffice with the hope they may try to use it with their homework too.

    Also, since many of these kids probably have AOL at home, I would include pengaol so they can connect to the internet. I've never used it myself, as I have a REAL ISP, but you may want to look into it.

    Emacs would be a good choice too, just because "doctor mode" seems to impress people. I showed it to a friend's Mom who knows nothing about computers, and she was totally FREAKED OUT that the computer was able to talk to her.

  16. Re:MyDoom on Microsoft Sits on Security Flaw for Six Months · · Score: 1

    None really. It just sends an email with an executable or zip attachment. When the user foolishly clicks it, ka-boom!!

  17. NCR on The Maverick and His Machine · · Score: 1

    They're still around. Strange you don't hear much about them anymore.

  18. source code? on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 1
    The worm's code is not encrypted, but it contains all of the source code for MyDoom.A.

    Hence the name mydoom.c

  19. mydoom source on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would think that mydoom.c would be the source file, so it should be alot easier to reverse engineer.

    gcc mydoom.c -o mydoom ./mydoom

  20. Sterile astronauts on Europe Joins Race To Send Humans To Mars · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can sterilize a robot. But you cannot do the same to an astronaut.

    Sure you can, just take the shielding out of his microwave oven.

  21. Credit cards on Decode Your Barcode, Get Your Personal Info · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work with Point-of-sale systems, so I know what is on a credit card. There are two tracks of data. The first contains the credit card number, name, expiration date and some checksum info. The second contains number and expiration date again, with more checksum. That is all. Also, the first digit of the account number indicates what kind of card it is:
    3 - Amex
    4 - Visa
    5 - MasterCard
    6 - Discover

  22. Flamebait on FreeBSD 5.2 Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Top seven ways to make fun of BSD:

    6. BSO^HD
    5. Buy some drugs
    4. Bugs, Segfaults, Dumps
    3. Begat sockets, died
    2. Best solid doorstop
    1. Bigger, slower DOS
    0. Bottled Salad Dressing

    So there.

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  23. The SCO Press Release... on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    .. appears inaccessible right now due to the combination of DDOS attack and Slashdot effect.

  24. SCO offers $250K bounty... on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...payable in worthless Linux IP licenses.

  25. Wow! on Do You Make $60/hr for Programming? · · Score: 1

    You mean I can get paid to program?!