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Knacklappen writes: "A British organization named Federation Against Software Theft (FAST) will according to this article on Monday launch a plug-in for Internet Explorer that will put an 'F' button on a user's browser. Pressing the button, one can easily tipoff FAST about pirated software. The plug-in captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site. Great idea, but why not mark the button with 'D' for 'denounce'?"

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  1. F is for by sweet+reason · · Score: 3, Funny

    why not mark the button with 'D' for 'denounce'?

    surely it is F for fink.

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    1. Re:F is for by Kircle · · Score: 1

      nooo...it stands for you're f*cked! and while you're pressing the button a million times, you can scream out a muhahahaha

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    2. Re:F is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This would give a new meaning to 'f you' I think :]

    3. Re:F is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F is for FLUNK! And if yu get caught with that software again, I give you double-Flunk! Now watch, someone is going to write a virus which makes this button click sporadically after downloading hot software to your hard drive!

    4. Re:F is for by azzy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is brilliant, I wil get it.
      Now I can easily denounce GPL violators!!
      Starting with RM plc (rm.com) for their smartcache product that is GPL software distributed _without_ source, and _without_ offer of source.

    5. Re:F is for by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      What do you mean "GPL software distributed"? Have they included other's previously GPLed projects into their own code? Have they released their product under the GPL? Please, fill in the details, this is interesting.

    6. Re:F is for by DomoKun · · Score: 1

      F is for FRAG=- I want a railgun in my browser, damnit!!

      ill go to sleep now....

    7. Re:F is for by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I wonder how many false positives they'll get.:

      Come to think of it, there are more than a few websites I wouldn't mind reporting. I can start w/ microsoft.com, then whats that guy who wrote the trojan and sold it to law enforcement? I'd like to report him too....

      Then again, I'm not sure I'd trust a plugin from someone like that not to scan everything I look at and on my drive unless I could see the source for it.

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    8. Re:F is for by Draykonis · · Score: 1

      F is more fun because every time that you use it on the RIAA and MPAA's sites, you get to say "Boy am I going to F them!"

      Ah, the simple pleasures.....

    9. Re:F is for by darien · · Score: 2

      Then again, I'm not sure I'd trust a plugin from someone like that not to scan everything I look at and on my drive unless I could see the source for it.

      Presumably it'll take about .03 seconds after it's released for someone to capture and analyse the data it sends home. And about .04 seconds for someone to write a script that pretends to be this plug-in and sends FAST every URL on the web in turn.

    10. Re:F is for by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Actually, the article itself says 'The "F" stands for "fast," not "fink."' And if you believe that, here are some hot stock tips...

  2. I'm getting this! by Sadfsdaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm getting this just to claim that every single page on the FAST website is pirated software. Yes, I have no life.

    1. Re:I'm getting this! by Sadfsdaf · · Score: 1

      Oh and I forgot! Do goatse.cx and all its variants! ^_^

    2. Re:I'm getting this! by carm$y$ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm getting this just to claim that every single page on the FAST website is pirated software.

      Good point; they don't seem aware of crapflooding.

      Also, how secure is the plugin? Why resort to a plugin when you can say "copy'n'paste the url in our webform"? You'd presume people able to install a plugin would be able to copy the offending url, open a new browser window, get www.fast.org.uk from the bookmarks, and paste it there...

      This looks just like a publicity stunt to me.

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    3. Re:I'm getting this! by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      I see a new ddos scheme hatching... one whose target involves a web-based-form at FAST's website.

      "But you can't report another pirate software page, you've already submitted 32,500 reports within the last minute"

    4. Re:I'm getting this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe it's because the plugin actually audits YOUR hard drive for pirated software... ;-)

    5. Re:I'm getting this! by ethereal · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Leading to:

      "Slow Down Cowboy! - you have to wait two minutes between submissions to give others a chance to tattle on pirates."

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    6. Re:I'm getting this! by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want this too. I want to report all of the pirated software on Goatse!

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    7. Re:I'm getting this! by Dexx · · Score: 1

      If you really want to have fun, do it to the RIAA and MPAA and Disney and...

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    8. Re:I'm getting this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about making a button that does the same thing but sends it to a mailing list ;)

    9. Re:I'm getting this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People tend not to do things if it is a lot of work. Opening a new browser, getting to the appropriate FAST page, and then pasting the URL is quite a bit of work for a regular guy like me who isn't gung ho about fighting piracy. However, if all I have to do is click a button to report a violation, then I will be more inclined to do it. It's basically for the lazy and somewhat apathetic. That's the FAST point of view I think.

    10. Re:I'm getting this! by Reziac · · Score: 2

      To me it looks like the origin point of a new variety of spyware, which will soon be silently incorporated in IE (if it isn't already -- see my other post regarding IE5.5's behaviour). I don't think the object is truly to get more reports from willing finks; I think it's geared more toward a eventual method of capturing info from any warez sites ANYONE visits.

      Well, anyone lame enough to use IE.

      As someone points out, software "piracy" is "bad" -- but living in an informer-driven society is worse.

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  3. Why not d? by Robert1 · · Score: 1

    Why not d for denounce? Maybe because f stands for FAST.

    1. Re:Why not d? by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 1

      'd' as in "denounce" as in we are legitimate open source developers denouncing both the incumbent intellectual property legislation and the violation of those laws rather than protesting them through proper channels.

    2. Re:Why not d? by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Just because it's in a book doesn't mean thats it's true!-Christian mom upon seeing son with genetics textbook.

      You REALLY mean:
      Woman who lives on blind faith and only what the pastor says.

      There is NOTHING in the Bible to denounce genetics. The Bible is not a science book. God gave us free will and brains to figure out the world. He gave us spiritual laws. And about who created us. WE can figure out how it was done.

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    3. Re:Why not d? by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      Gee, you are a backslider, aren't you.

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  4. Mess them up. by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2, Troll

    Download their button and click F on every website you go to. Maybe someone could write a program that automatically does this everytime you go to a site.

    Tim

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    1. Re:Mess them up. by jacobb · · Score: 1
      Absolutely despicable. Hell, forget manually doing this for each site - I'm going to write a nice little web crawler to do it, and post it on my site. Maybe we can get a million denounces a day.

      Why do people do this? What could possibly be their true motivation?
      Yeah, more i think about it, more I love the crawler idea.

    2. Re:Mess them up. by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That would only work if this software simply sends the data of the page and the url where it was found. What if it transmits your ip? Well then you can be filtered out. Only people that have low submissions from a single ip would be counted as where if you submit adobe.com and slashdot.org and freshmeat and they run a parse script, they can tell if you are trying to mess with them. Who knows though?

      Lets just reverse engineer the protocol and write our own clients with spoofed source addresses. Shouldn't be that hard.

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    3. Re:Mess them up. by jmaslak · · Score: 4, Funny
      Lets just reverse engineer the protocol and write our own clients with spoofed source addresses. Shouldn't be that hard.

      It probably uses TCP. Contrary to popular opinion, spoofing TCP is very difficult. It's about as hard as factoring 1024 bit prime numbers - you can factor 1024 bit numbers "off-line", but you have to guess sequence numbers "real-time" to do TCP spoofing.

      Unless of course you are planning on injecting false BGP routes into the backbone - well above the capabilities of most people.

      I'm actually getting tired of hearing how easy it is to spoof IPs. For ICMP/UDP? Sure. Old SunOS, Windows, and Linux? Sure. But if you are using modern operating systems, it is nearly impossible to spoof TCP.
    4. Re:Mess them up. by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 1

      do you also spray paint subways?

    5. Re:Mess them up. by treat · · Score: 1
      do you also spray paint subways?


      Subways are so ugly that spraypainting them is a public service.

    6. Re:Mess them up. by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Download their button and click F on every website you go to.

      Nah. Download their button and click F while visitng the websites of the RIAA, MPAA, Disney, and Senator Hollings. :)
    7. Re:Mess them up. by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's about as hard as factoring 1024 bit prime numbers

      I can factor 1024-bit primes easily.

      Each has two factors -- itself and 1.

      Products of 1024-bit primes, on the other hand, could be a bit more difficult...

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    8. Re:Mess them up. by BlueWonder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to Netcraft, www.fast.org.uk runs Microsoft Windows 2000, which is vulnerable to initial sequence number guessing.

    9. Re:Mess them up. by Aus-Rust · · Score: 1

      Yes , that would be fun but it would mean using IE and I couldn't bring myself to do that !

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    10. Re:Mess them up. by jmcgarey · · Score: 1

      Better yet we can create fake websites with lots of pirated software and other illegal things and submit those so they will go investigate and find nothing. Wastes their time even more.

    11. Re:Mess them up. by uberfoo · · Score: 1

      I sense a new feature in the script kiddie's backdoor apps to send fake submissions to FAST...

      DDoV... Distributed Denial of Vigilantism

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    12. Re:Mess them up. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      I found an old DirecPC pci card, and I have a spare 18" dish.

      What keeps me from pointing it at the right bird, sniffing that traffic, finding a suitable IP destination address, and spoofing it? The replies will be broadcast, and I will know the sequence numbers.

      More to the point, why can't I go wardriving, and find an open 802.11 proxy? Or hell, setup a wireless relay from it to someplace more comfortable? TCP spoofing is only tough, if you can't think of a way to recieve the reply. You obviously just can't spoof any address, but with both methods, you have a fairly large pool of available ones to work with. The mojo for tcp spoofing isn't quite as deep as infiltrating major backbones.

    13. Re:Mess them up. by Cenam · · Score: 0

      haha! plz, just bind a sock to a port using a tcp connection and watch what it does..ur a moron who has never seen code as simple as cout "Hello Wolrd"; - huh?

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    14. Re:Mess them up. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It's not the same as IP spoofing, but you can easily hide your IP using a free http proxy. There's thousands of them out there. Highly recommended if you're gonna build a crapflooding spider.

    15. Re:Mess them up. by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      You forgot your stream insertion operators idiot.

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    16. Re:Mess them up. by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      It depends. You can spoof tcp packets easily, however a few things to make it easier are: being on the network to be able to sniff the reply(for the sequence number), only spoof the source address and drop the connection (so that it drops as if the client was erroring) or actually cracking the box itself to generate simple (but seemly random) sequence numbers (etc) ...

      And if it were to use UDP it would be SUPER simple to spoof it as everyone knows that UDP lacks a tcp-like handshake.

      And windows 2000 must not be a modern operating system as it is possible to guessing its tcp sequence numbers.

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    17. Re:Mess them up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else find it hard to imagine them running anything but Microsoft Windows?

    18. Re:Mess them up. by darien · · Score: 2

      Why do people do this? What could possibly be their true motivation?

      I think their true motivation is entirely honourable - to see individuals and companies rewarded fairly for their work/innovation.

      They just don't... how can I put it. They don't think like us. And, to be fair, it's easy to imagine them reading this page, with all of us instantly trying to think up ways to screw up their idea, and thinking "Why do people do this? What could possibly be their true motivation?" And indeed I imagine they'd reach a rather less favourable view of us (greedy anarchists) than we have of them (clueless buffoons).

    19. Re:Mess them up. by arcsine · · Score: 2, Informative

      2^i mod i =2

      That will only work if i is a prime number. Proving numbers are primes, is easy.

    20. Re:Mess them up. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The reason those suggestions don't make TCP spoofing easier is that none of them is TCP spoofing. (The satelite could be, but not in the way you're talking about...many satelites systems have all the outgoing traffic spoofed.)

      It's only TCP spoofing if you're faking the IP address you're sending from, not 'borrowing' legit IP addresses. Sticking a computer in a network and sending from there is fairly untraceable, especially if you can just run if the cops come, but it's not spoofing.

      TCP spoofing doesn't provide any added security over that, unless you're doing a DoS or something, and you want nothing to reach you. If the packets can return to your computer via the interface that sent them, it's not spoofing. (And if they can return via another interface, like satelite, it is spoofing, but it give them two ways to track you down instead of one, and isn't a very good way to hide.)

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    21. Re:Mess them up. by Shoten · · Score: 2

      Er, you don't need to guess sequence numbers when you're the one who initiated the connection. You only need to guess sequence numbers if you're hijacking someone else's connection. And there have been scripts to automate this task for years now...

      Still, spoofing isn't easy, and if they are smart, they will come up with ways to filter those who "fink falsely". But if enough of us did it, early on, it would produce enough mischief that it might do the job anyways...

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    22. Re:Mess them up. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      With the satellite, since its downstream only, and I don't have a subscription, I would have to spoof the IP. I just get to listen in on the broadcast traffic, and for this reason I'm able to send more than just the initial packet. I could "complete" any number of connections.

      It could be the same with the 802.11 too. I don't have to use that for outgoing... only to listen in and be able to insert the proper sequences in my spoofed packets. Why would you do this? Well, for one, it would be much less intrusive to the 802.11 network. They'll only see a few weird incoming packets, which I bet most networks do already. If I actively use that link though, likely IDS would see that as something strange much more quickly, and could even attempt to block it.

      With the satellite connection, you could hide very well. The DirecPC satellite covers most of N America, and you could be anywhere on the continent. They can't track reception, only broadcast, which it doesn't use. I suppose they could do a door to door search, of 150 million odd homes, heck, they could even check which have 18" dishes in the yard, and rule some out. But they won't catch you this way.

      What about the other side of things? Well, as long as you're on a different backbone (which I would be with my cable modem), then they lose any reasonable way to track you across it. As long as you don't do the same thing for 12 days in a row, they won't have the time to set all this up. Short term spoofs of 2 hours or less, and infrequent, have no reasonable chances of being trackable by the victim. Besides, you wouldn't use this for something lame like DoS. You'd do something you thought they wouldn't be likely to notice anyway, so that you wouldn't tip them off to the fact you have a new toy. So, small chance of being noticed, plus alot of difficulty in tracking it, equals pretty safe.

      But, the risk doesn't end there. More and more sysadmins are waking up, and somehow acquiring clues. Chances are, my cable modem couldn't even spoof packets, they'd be blocked at the first router that was properly configged. And even if they aren't, maybe that sysadmin would notice something funny, and report it... the goverment is awful when it comes to tech. But what script kiddies never understand, is they are damn good at conventional sleuthing. Pretty soon, an FBI agent puts together that complaint from AT&T Broadband, and the bank that is being infiltrated with spoofed packets. Then, you are toast. But it would take them many hours, to get the proper warrants, and have backbone admins set things up to allow your spoofs to be followed... it's them skipping that part, and seeing your packets on the other side of the fog, and putting 2 and 2 together, that you would have to worry about. Either that, or being a retard, and bragging about it in some chat room.

    23. Re:Mess them up. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yeah, lots of places don't even allow spoofing, so it's somewhat a moot point.

      However, even if it is 'allowed', it doubles your chances of someone noticing something weird going on. If, for some reason, I had a network, and (non-connection) packets were coming in for an IP address that didn't really exist, and it looks like perfectly normal half of a conversation, I'd question what was going on.

      Likewise, if I noticed packets were going out using IP addresses not on my network (Pretending I even allowed it.), I'd question it.

      Just wardriving and grabbing a real IP address is a lot less noticeable than setting up some complicated system. Using a seperate pathway to your computer than from your computer is just doubling your chances of someone noticing something wrong. Actually, it's more than doubling it, as it's more obviously wrong, or at least weird.

      An IP address that isn't currently assigned, but is in the right network, just looks like someone screwed up registration or configuration. And, hey, you can always luck out, or be patient, and find a real IP address that simply has the computer turned off.

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    24. Re:Mess them up. by jmaslak · · Score: 2

      Actually, both sides of a TCP connection generate independant sequence numbers. Thus, you DO need to guess sequence numbers. The only exception to this is TTCP, which, AFAIK, is not used by web servers.

      If the IP you picked when you spoofed is alive and receiving packets, then it will send a RST packet whenever it receives a connected packet that makes no sense. That will close the connection.

      To the other people who talked about how easy TCP spoofing is: I stand behind my words that this is difficult to do today. I propose a challenge - execute a spoofing attack against a W2K server (the easiest of the modern operating systems to spoof) and post the exploit. Put your code where your mouth is. This code should work against a W2K box with modest activity on it. It should not involve sniffing packets on the Windows 2000 side of the LAN.

      It isn't spoofing if you are on the same wire, either. It is just picking another technically (although not necessarily politically) legitimate IP.

      Sure, you can do proxies, but there are only a few thousand of them. So FAST has to check them out, record them as proxies, and move on. Not a big deal. You can also do it with 802.11b and open LANs. But, once again, this community probably doesn't have access to more then a few thosand of them. When they get bogus links, it will take them a few seconds to figure out they are bogus and block the IP/subnet they were sent from in the case of massive spoofing.

      Wouldn't it be easier just to get an AOL account and do it there? They won't want to block all AOL addresses.

      Of course I don't think I have a problem with people getting busted for piracy, either, so I don't have a problem with FAST. I own the commercial software I use. (I would love to see the Post-Microsoft world that would happen if every user of Windows actually had to pay what MS thinks Windows is worth - some people would figure out that it isn't worth it)

    25. Re:Mess them up. by Cenam · · Score: 0

      omg..so sorry i didn't declare headers on a thing that was suppose to look simple..moron

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  5. eveybody should have this by daevt · · Score: 1

    everybody should have this, and use it as often as possible, perticularly where it shouldn't be used

    how long do you think they will continue if they get flooded with false reports, or claims that things like downloads.com are pirates...

    1. Re:eveybody should have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They'll almost immediately filter out any IP that sends more than one button click every five minutes. It's trivial, really. I don't understand why people think it's so fun to pull the fire alarm.

    2. Re:eveybody should have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad analogy.

      But do keep trying. You're bound to get it right eventually.

    3. Re:eveybody should have this by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      They could also benchmark the reliability of informers based on known pirate sites.

      For example, as soon as someone correctly identifies one or two previously catalogued pirate site, then that person can automatically be considered a bonafide informer.

  6. D or F are bad grades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it F for Fink?

  7. The true question.... by x-empt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you are surfing websites looking for warez (pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies) ... Why the hell would you want to report it to a bunch of copyright police?

    The average joe-shmoe will never run into a download for pirated software unless he is looking for it. So this "plugin" is pointless.... right?

    x-empt

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    1. Re:The true question.... by digitalunity · · Score: 1, Troll

      Exactly. And if a user is looking for legitimate software and comes across something that isn't legal, are they going to know it? Probably not. A lot of people come across stuff and don't know it's commercial.

      'Sides, who looks for warez on the web? Ten minutes on IRC or a P2P net and you'll find 10x the warez you'll find in an hour on the web.

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    2. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Okay, we really need to get this straightened out.

      First of all, allow me to establish my own credentials. I've been reasonably active in "trading" software for 20+ years, since long before there was any really active internet scene. (/crotchety voice)Back then, if you wanted to trade software you had to link up by BBS with someone, and actually go over to their house with a box full of your big-ass 5.25 floppies. It took work in those days, boy. (/crotchety voice)

      Anyway, from the first time the term started being used, warez was always pronounced "wares", to rhyme with "bears".

      Said Simple Simon, to the pieman,
      let me taste your wares

      This "war-ez" business (to rhyme with, i dunno, say, "bore fez") started up some time around the 93-95 zone, in my own experience. I'm not slamming you personally by saying this, just making an observation, but I've tended to see this pronunciation taken up by relative newbies on the scene. I don't like it. "Wares" is simple and elegant, "war-ez" is two syllables, and does not roll off the tounge anywhere near as nicely.

      Not that anyone will care, don't listen to your elders, world going to hell in a handbasket these days anyway, I don't know... (wanders away mumbling)

    3. Re:The true question.... by Ralph+Malph+Alpha · · Score: 5, Funny

      My real name is Jose Juarez. I am illegal alien. When the people say they are looking for the Juarez, I run and I hide but it is too much, I fear the immigration.

      You jus tole me that the people who is looking for the Juarez is just the newbies, I can outrun the newbies, but I cannot run the 20-year professionals. Please do not tell the immigration.

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    4. Re:The true question.... by jimjamjoh · · Score: 1

      wait wait...it's pronounced "war-ez"??? as in the city of Juarez, Mexico?

      i think i've just reasoned out the epicenter of the world's software piracy network!

    5. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How to tell someone is a wannabe:

      Pronoucing warez as a war-ez.

      How to tell someone is a wannabe and a real dumbass:

      Going around self-righteously proclaiming it's pronounced war-ez.

    6. Re:The true question.... by c00lant · · Score: 0

      Its true it IS pronounced Wares as in goods. Wares are goods found at anyplace that sells anything, and im sick of hearing War-ez by dumbass folks with no idea why they call it that. Warez is just wares with a "z"
      it used to be that hackeresque people, to grossly misuse the word hacker, Would replace letters with numbers, "f" with "ph," and "s" with "z."

      Oh and im not knocking the guy who first posted this, he was intentionaly trying to that so as to sound like the morons who even go to fucking websites for pirated goods. Dont they know IRC is the place? hehe.

    7. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh shut up, i've been trading since 1983 and I pronounce it "ware-ez". In addition to being "simple and elegant" (whatever the f*** that means) it also overlaps with standard english. Elegant? I don't think so.

    8. Re:The true question.... by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      This "war-ez" business (to rhyme with, i dunno, say, "bore fez") started up some time around the 93-95 zone, in my own experience.

      Yup - about the same time variations of the term "elite", which was originally an insult based on the *way* overblown loaders some people released (especially in the C64 scene), started getting used by the insulted parties as a twisted badge of honor. Then newbies, not knowing any better, and following the nimrods who had dubbed themselves B1FFish variants of elite, saw that as their highest goal.

      Remember the creepy old guy who had a house full of dirty dishes and piles of floppys everywhere? Remember the guy in the button down shirt with the pack of disks packed so tightly they got crunshed and wouldn't spin? And he still stuffed more floppies in there? Remember how every year or two a BBS would start sponsoring a community wide monthly picnic, and it would be attended well in the first four months, and then eventually trail off to nobody showing? Remember the guy who had Power beyond belief because he was the primary local Fidonet node, or had UUCP access to a fairly central usenet server, and paid by the byte for traffic?

      Yeah - it was the same everywhere. Heh. Good times.

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    9. Re:The true question.... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      Anyway, from the first time the term started being used, warez was always pronounced "wares", to rhyme with "bears".

      Thank you. I cracked a game or two myself so I could put them on my Lt. Kernal [not-sic] hard drive, and can vouch for this.

      Seems to me that saying "war-ez" to look cool is like pronouncing the first syllable of "Croissandwich" in French to look cultured. It sounds like something Phil Stubbs would do.

      But then, I never used the pound sign as an L, either. Had too much sparkle.

    10. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your style.

    11. Re:The true question.... by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      This "war-ez" business (to rhyme with, i dunno, say, "bore fez") started up some time around the 93-95 zone, in my own experience. I'm not slamming you personally by saying this, just making an observation, but I've tended to see this pronunciation taken up by relative newbies on the scene. I don't like it. "Wares" is simple and elegant, "war-ez" is two syllables, and does not roll off the tounge anywhere near as nicely.

      I never heard this particular perversion of it until I got to college('99) where it seems everyone used it. In my experience, it's just people who haven't figured out the derivation of the word, and therefore how it ought to be pronouced. Personally, it brings out a desire to engage in some bitch slapping, just like when people say Information Superhighway without sarcasm.

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    12. Re:The true question.... by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      And now, I've forgotten to close the italics tag after the quote. That sure ruins the '133tness of the whole thing, doesn't it?

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    13. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Anonymous Cow-ard,

      It's pronounced, "theft".

      Git over yerself.

    14. Re:The true question.... by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      (/crotchety voice) I may not have been tradeing warez for 20+ years, but I do remember downloading sim ant as a 0-day (just released) warez from a BBS at 2400 bps, and back in my day we had BBS parties at the park and talking about War-ez not wares. Wares are what Simple Simon asked for from the pie man. War-ez is pirated software. (/end crotchety voice) In reality it dosen't matter, once you subjectively decide which one is right, the other will always sound funny.

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    15. Re:The true question.... by xtremex · · Score: 2

      I was the guy who had the Fidonet node! I still have every game for the Commie scene on about 1,000 floppies in my attic. If I can get the darn floppy drive to work (and power supply), I'd still be using it.

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    16. Re:The true question.... by Draykonis · · Score: 1

      Go to the Mexico tourism site and "F" them!

    17. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ironic part is, the (real) scene is about respect. And this whole "war-ez" thing is not the way to start out.

      You don't pronounce software as "soft-war-ez," do you? I mean, I know we can't spell around here, but I would like to think we can at least speak.

    18. Re:The true question.... by shepd · · Score: 2, Funny

      >This "war-ez" business (to rhyme with, i dunno, say, "bore fez")

      But I wonder wether Juan, Walter and Wally Juarez would wench at what a wrinkle that puts in his business?

      I mean, where would Juan or Wally Juarez go for when Juan or Wally want warez?

      If Wally or Juan Juarez would want some warez they would want then from their brother's store: Walter Jaurez' Warez emporium in Juarez, Mexico of course!

      So, where will you want your warez from today? Would you want them from Juan Jaurez who buys them from Wally Jaurez who bought them from Walter Juarez' Warez in Juarez, or would you willingly ask for them from Wally the Waffly eating WarezMaster himself?

      Yes, I am nothing but a dirty copycat, sosumi.

      But really, what would one want when warez and juarez are called into question but a riveting discussion on the topic at hand? :-)

      Now tell me, was it Walter, Wally or Juan who stole the warez from the warehouse in Juarez?

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    19. Re:The true question.... by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
      Anyway, from the first time the term started being used, warez was always pronounced "wares", to rhyme with "bears".

      That's not the important question. The important questions is, how do you pronounce 'w4r3z?'

    20. Re:The true question.... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      It might also be a west coast east coast thing. I remember pirating apple stuff on a BBS and it was always wares as in softwares in kentucky.

    21. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies"

      No, its not. I told you not to be so stupid you moron.

    22. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anyway, from the first time the term started being used, warez was always pronounced "wares", to rhyme with "bears"."

      Thank you.

      Don't forget the origin of the word "leet"

      (hint, comes from "elite", comes from the Courier Elite)

    23. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go over to their house with a box full of your big-ass 5.25 floppies.

      5.25 floppies? 5.25?
      You lucky bastard! Bet you had some of that swanky "high-density" stuff as well. Try 8" floppies!

      Now where'd I leave my teeth?

      :-p

    24. Re:The true question.... by darien · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always pronounced it "w'four-threez." Is that wrong?? God, no wonder people always seemed a bit suspicious when I told them I was l'three-threet!

    25. Re:The true question.... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there were quite a few WarezHouse BBS's back in those days. I have heard that war ez crap from people, usually from big state schools, and it doesn't make any sense. It is wares, just spelled 3l33t.

      I love being elite.

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    26. Re:The true question.... by mcrbids · · Score: 2
      The difference in pronunciation is to point out the difference between "wares", which connote legal product, and "warez" which contain illicit references.

      Unlike other homonynms like "their" and "there", there is no inferential or sytactical difference in accompanying words that can be used to determine which definition is being used.

      They are not synonyms.

      "wares" are legal, "warez" are not. Thus, to differentiate between the two, there is a pronunciation difference.

      (Why am I typing this?!)

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    27. Re:The true question.... by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Well, I have an abundance of Commie floppy drives with power supplies...want one?

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    28. Re:The true question.... by ChaosDiscordSimple · · Score: 2

      My experience with "war-ez" has been that it's used derisively. As in, "Look at me, I'm a way kewl leeeet hax-or, I gotz me some mad p-fat war-ez." It was used to make fun of those who thought that trading warez really was cool in some strange way. I was seeing war-ez used this way around 1995. At the same time, ware-z was still used to seriously refer to illegally copied software. Only recently have started seeing the "kewl leet hax-or" types using war-ez to refer to themselves. Every time I hear it I smile to think that they're using a pronunciation intended to mock them to describe themselves.

    29. Re:The true question.... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Huh? How do you say it? "Croy-sandwich"?

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    30. Re:The true question.... by xtremex · · Score: 1

      You have an abundance? Seriously, I'll buy one of those horrid power supplies and floppies from you.

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    31. Re:The true question.... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      The commercials called it a cruh-sandwich. Just like many Americans say cruh-sahnt.

    32. Re:The true question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that the legitamate software was called wares and pirated software called warez, but the only difference between the two was the spelling. Warez was spelled semi-31337 so that one could tell that pirated software was being traded in the BBSs.

      Later on, this type of spelling was applied to several other words, producing gems like "serialz" and "crackz" that are easy to find in search engines.

      I think the pronounciation difference arose when people confronted the word "warez" for the first time and didn't have any clue as to how to pronounce it or that it was an alternative spelling of wares. So they just sounded it out as war-ez.

      However, after you get used to it, it doesn't really matter what other people say about the pronounciation. Same thing goes with the word "Linux".

    33. Re:The true question.... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, that. Actually, that's not all that far off the French pronunciation. (croi -> "crwa")

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  8. Given all the questions about Kazaa... by Brento · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You would have to be crazy to even think about installing something like this on your system. If its sole intention is to rat on people, wouldn't you think it would monitor just a little bit more than what you volunteered to offer?

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    1. Re:Given all the questions about Kazaa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Store Clerk: You may download Kazaa, but beware - it carries a terrible curse.
      Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
      Store Clerk: But it lets you download music!
      Homer: That's good!
      Store Clerk: The music is also cursed.
      Homer: That's bad.
      Store Clerk: But you get your choice of bit rate!
      Homer: That's good!
      Store Clerk: The maximum bit rate is capped at 128kbps.
      Homer: ...
      Store Clerk: That's bad.
      Homer: Can I download now?

    2. Re:Given all the questions about Kazaa... by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      Heh. I mean, curse you! Here I am, browsing /., drinking my bedtime Alka Seltzer and I happen across your post.

      Now I have Alka Seltzer on my monitor, and snarfed up my nose. Thanks a lot.

      No really, I needed a laugh. Thanks. *chuckle*

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  9. Great idea, but. . . by bstreiff · · Score: 0

    This is a good idea. . . in theory. In practice, though, who will even bother? I mean, wouldn't the typical warezer want to keep his warezing resources around?

    1. Re:Great idea, but. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      This is a good idea. . . in theory. In practice,

      Why wouldn't it work. People are good people and when they see website that pirate they will feel bad for the corporations that are losing money they will hit that button.

    2. Re:Great idea, but. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to be modded up to +11.

      That's the funniest thing I've read all night.

  10. What if... by mberman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Someone smart with a broad userbase, like AOL, got paid a large amount of money by the RIAA to release a FastTrack client with a little "F" button to its users, complete with instructions to press it whenever they see a copyrighted song. I think the likelihood of it working (rather than just backfiring and giving all AOL users access to stolen mp3s) is far higher than any of us would like to think...

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    1. Re:What if... by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Where do you "see" the song? And what exactly will the button tell RIAA?

      So, I fire up Kazaa, see a bunch of copyrighted songs, press 'F' a few times, RIAA gets the message "Copyrighted songs spotted at Kazaa!" It's not like any significant amount (any at all?) of copyrighted music (or video) is distributed over the web. It's probably a bit more for software, but I'd still say that's far from the majority of it.

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    2. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up

      now that's some software I might even pay for

    3. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could change your hosts file and if warez.com gets into this, have a link where you can just submit sites to. Reidrect the F to the warez.com addy, and tada.

    4. Re:What if... by Dexx · · Score: 1

      They could offer some sort of reward for being the first to spot a new piracy website. Maybe a discount of $1/month for each new site you find?

      It's just stupid enough to work..

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      Feel the fear and do it anyway.
  11. freshmeat.. by pstreck · · Score: 0

    Someone will probably submit freshmeat saying "Look at all this software you can download with out paying for, it's gota be priacy!".. Long live FSF!

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    1. Re:freshmeat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, there isn't a hell of a lot of useful software to download on Freshmeat. Usually it's just another perl-based log manipulation tool and a half dozen more skins for MP3/CD players.

      Face it, half-baked is the name of the game with OSS, with a very few exceptions.

    2. Re:freshmeat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem is, there isn't a hell of a lot of useful software to download on Freshmeat. Usually it's just another perl-based log manipulation tool and a half dozen more skins for MP3/CD players.

      Well, if your search criteria is perl log manipulation tool and mp3/cd skin, then what you find is usually that.

      The whole world isn't what you see around from your little pond, you know !!!

    3. Re:freshmeat.. by jchristopher · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the 36 text editors that each basically do the same thing.

    4. Re:freshmeat.. by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Damned if text editors actualy edit text!!!

      THE HORROR!

      ::quickly reachs up to keep eyes from rolling out of head::

    5. Re:freshmeat.. by pstreck · · Score: 0

      hugs vim

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  12. Idn't that nice... by statikuz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "People may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts..." Aww.

    1. Re:Idn't that nice... by cperciva · · Score: 3, Funny

      "People may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts..."

      Versus reporting instances of legally pirated software?

    2. Re:Idn't that nice... by reemul · · Score: 2

      That's what called "fair use". An unauthorized copy is technically piracy, but is legally permitted under current law. So my install of a purchased software package on my other computer is essentially legally pirated software.

      Of course, if anyway tries to report me for that, I'll just smack them in the head, 'cuz they'll have to have been in my house to see that.

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    3. Re:Idn't that nice... by Issue9mm · · Score: 2

      Unless of course this plugin were available now, and I could just hit the "F" key and have you reported MISTER!

      -9mm-

    4. Re:Idn't that nice... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      So my install of a purchased software package on my other computer is essentially legally pirated software.

      Waiter, I'll have what he's having.

      "Fair use" doesn't mean "I feel like copying it." For instance, posting the entirety of an article is not fair use. It means some very specific exemptions, such as an archival backup copy. If you're using it on a second computer, that's neither archival nor backup.

      Do whatever you want, argue about what the law should be, but don't fool yourself into thinking it's legal as the law stands.

    5. Re:Idn't that nice... by greenrd · · Score: 1
      It depends.

      The license agreement may specifically allow it, as long as the software is not being used simultaneously on both.

    6. Re:Idn't that nice... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      Yes. The license can grant you additional rights beyond those you get from fair use in copyright. But the poster seemed to think that using software on two computers was automatically legal, and only "technical piracy", whatever that is.

    7. Re:Idn't that nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Versus reporting instances of legally pirated software?

      If you laughed at that, you aren't Canadian.

  13. bad choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    They should have named it the "G" button for "GAY"!!

  14. We can stop this easily. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, if everyone on Slashdot gets this plugin, and then procedes to click on the "F" for EVERY SINGLE SITE THEY VISIT...

    1. Re:We can stop this easily. by madenosine · · Score: 1

      So in other words, everone on slashdot is a poor, open source loving pirate with no job? Makes sense....

  15. Hey, Slashdot needs this by The+Original+Bobski · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you have to do is press the "S" button for article submission.

    Of course the editors need an "R" button for "Rejected." But then, I think auto-reject is a feature already built in. :)

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    1. Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And I need an 'F' button. To autopost a 'FUCK YOU' reply to idiotic posts.

      FUCK YOU!

    2. Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this by shobadobs · · Score: 2, Funny

      FUCK YOU!

      See, it works.

    3. Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this by EricBoyd · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There is a system which does exactly this already - StumbleUpon

      It allows you to submit cool sites to it's queues, and recommends sites back to you from those queues.

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    4. Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be cool is a plug-in for konqueror like cervisia does.

    5. Re:Hey, Slashdot needs this by Troll+on+ice · · Score: 0

      i believe there already exists a "B" button for bitchslap,it's just an undocumented feature of slashdot..

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  16. hmm.. by waspleg · · Score: 1

    it's a great idea, with the wrong application

    how 'bout something like this for reporting spammers (outlook/kmail w/ a forward button aimed at the Bureau of Spammer Castration or whatever)

    in the meantime feel free to flood the FAST offices with porno ad traps, i'm sure they'll enjoy it

    1. Re:hmm.. by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      It turns out that SpamAssassin has an example in its README file of how to set it up with Mutt so that hitting "X" on a spam reports it to the Razor spam filtering database.

      Of course, if SpamAssassin is working properly, the spams you see will be few and far between anyway. Quite a nice program.

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  17. For a second there... by Rayonic · · Score: 2

    I thought it said that it'd put an 'F' button on my keyboard. I must be getting old.

  18. Here's a good site by mfos.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.gnu.org

    Seriously though, there was this kid I knew who would spend a week at a time to download software off AOL. He had heard about Linux and wanted to try it out. So he asked me where a good place to get pirated iso's of it were.

    1. Re:Here's a good site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      redhat enterprise edition or something? ISO? URL? got one? lol. just kidding. everyone knows RH enterprise is nothing but a standard redhat with a SSL certificate available or something.

    2. Re:Here's a good site by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      At least once a week, someone posts a message in alt.binaries.warez.linux asking for someone to post a "full version of RedHat Linux 7.2" or something like that. Some folks won't believe that it's free even after they are told, to boot!

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    3. Re:Here's a good site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *rofl* I hear that. People don't believe me when I tell them they can burn as many copies as they want.

      People are idiots. Back in high school (Sure, not *that* long ago, though it seems aeons distant ;)) I got bitched out by the library lady for viewing one of those 'piracy hacking sites'.

      It was www.enlightenment.org ;)

    4. Re:Here's a good site by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Some folks won't believe that it's free even after they are told, to boot!

      You know, people have this idea that if it's so good, it can't be "free". There just has to be some catch, right?

      (Well, in case of GPLed software, there is a catch, but it's for developers and distributors, not users =)

    5. Re:Here's a good site by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      And someone's ebay auction of Linux CDs was blocked by PayPal (i.e. they kept his money rather than forwarding it) until he got a letter signed by microsoft to prove he had permission to copy the software.

    6. Re:Here's a good site by darien · · Score: 2

      Signed by Microsoft ??

      God, I had no idea we were so far gone. That's seriously scary.

    7. Re:Here's a good site by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      D00D!!!11
      j0 N33D 4 J0URN4L!!!11

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  19. MS, MPAA, RIAA by Peyna · · Score: 2

    I'm thinking going to Microsoft.com, MPAA.org, and RIAA.org and clicking that F button 1,000,000 times might be very fun indeed. After all, maybe with the exception of Microsoft, I bet that many of the individuals who are members of MPAA or RIAA or work for them probably make daily use of pirated software/music. Oh dear me.

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    1. Re:MS, MPAA, RIAA by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Alright if someone writes a cross platform script to do these submissions (I am sure you don't need the actual plugin to send the submission), I'll run it 24/7 on the 5 computers I have around :)

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  20. Pirating? by MyNameIsRaGe · · Score: 0

    Well, as soon as I pickup this plugin, I can finally prove that Yahoo is a warez site, and flood 'FAST' with Yahoo pages..

    And no, I don't have a life, it's blantly obvious.

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    1. Re:Pirating? by shobadobs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Considering how much newsgathering Yahoo actually does, I believe the correct term would be "articlez."

  21. not a very logical idea by ouslush · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Think about it. If a person even is able to find warez that is downloadable (as opposed to fake warez sites that simply advertise porn) then this person is on a mission NOT to stop warez from being available, but rather to download that warez for his/her own purposes. I highly doubt that after this very long pursuit for warez will give the user the need to say "I don't want this incredibly hard to find site to be up anymore! No more warez for me!" I mean, seriously folks

    1. Re:not a very logical idea by Fembot · · Score: 1

      on the plus side though we could use it to filter out all those rubbish warez sites which are infact just one huge porn banner

    2. Re:not a very logical idea by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      They'd probably grab the warez and then report the site.

    3. Re:not a very logical idea by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      Because there are people who get a malicious kick out of finding ways to rain on the parade of others. Stuck in small, insignificant lives of their own making, denied the role of Supreme Dictator, they do whatever they can to make others miserable.

      Have you never run into twisted little shits like this? They seem to be a dime a dozen where I sit, all eager to fuck with someone else just to prove that they have some meager amount of power - even if it only amounts to tattling on their neighbors. They want to scream "you'll do what the fuck I tell you to! especially if you don't like it!" and have some force with which to back up their evil little threats.

      These people are everywhere. I'm a staunchly areligious sort, but they make me think, sometimes, that there actually might be a Satan, and that they are his minions....

      Max

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  22. Will it work? by mjed · · Score: 1

    I don't see how this is going to work. Most people who go to sites with pirated material go there because they are interested in the content provided. They aren't going to screw their favorite warez site over and report them. Is there anyone who thinks this will actually work?

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    1. Re:Will it work? by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      Remember that FAST already recieves legitmate complaints from people using the older and more cumbersome submission process. Obviously there are people out there who, for whatever reason, like to report on warez sites.

  23. As long as it's not installed w/o my permission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they start installing this without my permission, or automating phantom plugins so that when you go to a warez site it detects known warez names (e.g. PhotoshopISO.001), then I'll be mighty pissed off.

  24. Fighting the Power by durstann · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the plugin could be modified to report back every page I go to. I really don't care if they know what I'm looking at, and if enough people do this they'll be completely overwhelmed.

    Alternatively, just use it to send back reports while viewing "adult" sites. Put a grin on the workers faces, because hey, someone has to look at all the reports that get sent back.

    1. Re:Fighting the Power by damiam · · Score: 1

      We should go start pushing it at goatse.cx :-).

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    2. Re:Fighting the Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the want software pirates, not butt pirates.

  25. The True Usage by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The true users of this software will be:

    A) Self-appointed vigilantes with nothing better to do.

    B) Immature little warez kiddies turning in sites that belong to "opposing" warez groups.

    As a side note, how many times do you think The Underdogs will be turned in per day?

    1. Re:The True Usage by ethereal · · Score: 1

      ...and cue Slashdot whining about how you shouldn't post links to the good sites so they don't get taken down.

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    2. Re:The True Usage by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      The true users of this software will be:

      [snip!]

      B) Immature little warez kiddies turning in sites that belong to "opposing" warez groups.


      And vice-versa... ironically, causing the system to work exactly like its creators want it to! :)

    3. Re:The True Usage by mpe · · Score: 2

      B) Immature little warez kiddies turning in sites that belong to "opposing" warez groups.

      What makes you thing this catagory won't extend to software companies?

    4. Re:The True Usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C) people who want to fuck with spyware.
      At least, thats what i'll be doing with it.
      (slashdot? F! Redhat? F! Google? F! microsoft? F!)

    5. Re:The True Usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other kinds of vigilantes are there?

  26. Let's have fun with this by Vess+V. · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Everybody should download the plugin, and press the button on every single site we visit. That'll sure help their cause out :)

  27. or how about an 'A'... by tongue · · Score: 1

    in bright bold red that the plugin can overlay on all the websites that get reported to FAST (as in "hey watch me pull a FAST one over on the ACLU and EFF!")?

  28. How to make this work. by Jagasian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In order for this to work, each time you give a site an "F", you should be contractually bound so that if it turns out that the site is legit, then you are the one that gets in trouble: you would have to pay a fine.

    Then, in order to give people a motive for using this plug-in, the company should pay bounty money to the vigilante via a Paypal type system.

    This fine/bounty system would turn the internet into the wild west, but it might just work. You would end up with roaming internet cowboys who made a living by busting pirates.

    However, the system should be more sophisticated, give the user more tools: IRC, USENet, and other protocols are often used for piracy. The report tool should be able to legally document those types of sources.

    If noone could pirate software, far more people would end up using free software. Think about it.

    1. Re:How to make this work. by danny256 · · Score: 1

      That is actually an amazing idea, even if i could get $1 per site i reported i would still do it all day. I'm sure a lot of people who are desperate for cash would, and I'm sure Microsoft would be glad to pay the bill. I wonder if that would be legal though...

    2. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 2
      In order for this to work, each time you give a site an "F", you should be contractually bound so that if it turns out that the site is legit, then you are the one that gets in trouble: you would have to pay a fine.

      Er, how exactly can anyone be "contractually bound" when they haven't signed a contract? I seriously doubt that people who intend to ddos the fast site would sign such a contract in the first place. Besides, the plug-in appears to have been developed to counter the fact that so few people are bothering to report anything at all to them at the moment (surprise!). Threatening the few who do report anything is hardly going to encourage more people to become informers.

      If no-one could pirate software, we would have had most of our free software tools taken from us!

    3. Re:How to make this work. by lkaos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If noone could pirate software, far more people would end up using free software. Think about it.

      I would rather more people use free software because it is of higher quality than commerical software. I personally get a bit disturbed when people say, "I didn't want to pay lots of money, so I decided to use this." These are the first people who then bitch about stuff as if they are paying for support.

      People who right free software are not just trying to write free - as in beer - stuff for the moochers of the net, they are trying to write quality software.

      I don't use Linux because it's free in either sense of the word. I use it because it's better than Windows.

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    4. Re:How to make this work. by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      Simple. You make contracts every day. You make them when you buy food and when you buy soda from vending machines. Did you sign anything?

    5. Re:How to make this work. by rmohr02 · · Score: 1
      Er, how exactly can anyone be "contractually bound" when they haven't signed a contract?


      It could be put in the EULA of the plugin.
    6. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 2
      It could be put in the EULA of the plugin.

      Whoever said that downloading and using the plugin was the only way of contacting their site? It should be simple enough to reverse engineer the protocol it uses, for those inclined to do such things.

    7. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is this Noone person you speak of?

      Sorry, personal pet peeve.

    8. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 2

      I hope this doesn't come as too much of a shock to you, but I think that you will find that you have no obligations whatsoever once you have purchased your food. My baker certainly does not have the right to fine me for failing to eat bread in the prescribed manner.

    9. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 2
      i would still do it all day. I'm sure a lot of people who are desperate for cash would

      But aren't the very people who have no money the ones that make the most use of warez sites? I'm fairly certain that the proportion of students with unauthorised copies of Windows on their home machines is greater than the proportion of Fortune 100 CEOs who succumb to the temptation to save a couple of hundred dollars.

    10. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would rather more people use free software because it is of higher quality than commerical software."

      Yeah well, since it isn't, take what you can get.

    11. Re:How to make this work. by jqubed · · Score: 1

      the obligation isn't you to the baker but the baker to you. if you bought wheat bread and you were given cheap white bread, and he wouldn't give you wheat bread, then you could sue the baker. but most people would just go to a different bakery.

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    12. Re:How to make this work. by Pentagram · · Score: 2

      Er, how exactly can anyone be "contractually bound" when they haven't signed a contract?

      They're not. But a simple way around it would be to charge people a pound/dollar per site they report. Then, if the site is what FAST is looking for, they reimburse the cash plus whatever they're paying (which might be quite a bit higher than the "deposit"), whereas if it's not they keep the cash.

      Of course, it hinges on people trusting FAST.

    13. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *kersigh* MUPPET.

      no fdisking comment. why do people insist on this, every time anything gets drunken wibblers, the muppets of tomorrow start formatting your dragons.

      No-one needs to know about dolphfins (thats ph%f for you who want to know) than the little that the know the little that they know without CHECK THOSE URLS! YOUR LIFE IS IN JEPOARDY IF YOU DON'T!

      *sigh* - the above makes more sense than your posts.

    14. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point, but free as in beer is a key element in why many people use Linux.

      The fact that I can get compilers for pretty much any language I'd care to use, free of charge, is a big factor in why I use it.

      There's also the fact that said compilers don't suck ass - if they did, I wouldn't be using them, free or not.

    15. Re:How to make this work. by danny256 · · Score: 1

      Yes but most poor students like me get their software off IRC or Kazaa. I have not gotten software of a warez website since 1998. As far as I'm concerned, if this group wants warez off the net, that's fine with me.

    16. Re:How to make this work. by shyster · · Score: 1
      Yes but most poor students like me get their software off IRC or Kazaa. I have not gotten software of a warez website since 1998. As far as I'm concerned, if this group wants warez off the net, that's fine with me.

      I'm pretty sure you meant Web there...not 'net.

    17. Re:How to make this work. by danny256 · · Score: 1

      I'm a CS major and I don't know what the difference is.

    18. Re:How to make this work. by Cenam · · Score: 0

      hehe...thats the funniest thing i have ever read on /. So the borland c compilers and free ide are better than the commercial version made by the same company? MSPaint beets Adobe Photoshop? Simpletext beets Word? your reasoning is flawed, there is not a single piece of free software I use for one simple reason, its shit. Linux is not better, it has had far more man hours of work than Windows, and yet it still does not support anywhere near the functionality. Commercial software has to be better or it will not sell, free software can be made by someone to fill a simple task then poorly expanded to fill others that users request. You are a moron.

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    19. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quality is nice, but ultimately it should be about freedom. Anyone willingly accepting (and paying money for!) artifically-imposed limitations on what they can do with their own tools has a slave's mentality, and we can only prevent their actions from harming any real people until we neutralize anyone who seeks control over their peers (or fail, plunging the world into new Dark Ages).

    20. Re:How to make this work. by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      One is HTTP (web), the other is IP (internet).

    21. Re:How to make this work. by austus · · Score: 1

      You know, you've really come up with a fantastic way to undermine the freedom of the internet. Just kidding, your idea will never work. Consider these scenerios:

      1. This organization actually does award bounties. But unless those bounties get financed they will run out of money and probably not make a dent in the volume of piracy going on.

      2. They get subsidized by the software industry (or other sources) and perhaps make a dent in the volume of piracy going on. Unfortunately, the software companies are likely to be forced to raise prices on their software (There's a lot of piracy going on out there!). That, of course, is likely to drive people towards free (in every sense of the word) software solutions. I can think of many consequences to this particular scenerio and none seem to bode well for the software industry.

      There are probably many other possible scenerios, but I'll bet they lead to this question: From where, exactly, will the money to pay the bounties come? And the next obvious question is this: Assuming the witch hunt does get financed, how will those responsible for financing it survive the PR crucifixion?

    22. Re:How to make this work. by cygnusx · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I don't use Linux because it's free in either sense of the word. I use it because it's better than Windows.
      Good stand to take. Which is why I always have a Linux box lying around which I can SSH to and develop on.

      On the other hand, because I don't have much spare time, and because most Linux desktop apps are very, very immature*, I do not use Linux on my (primary) desktop. I suspect Windows 2000 (or Windows XP Home for home users) and OS/X is a far better choice for most users as a desktop OS -- they are rock solid (for desktop standards) and have a more polished, integrated feel to them.

      *Exceptions: Mozilla, OpenOffice, maybe XMMS and the Gimp. For Joe Public this *may* be enough, but there are lots of people who need more. But poor font support, quirky cut and paste, printers/hardware that are difficult to configure... all these make Linux a poor desktop choice.

    23. Re:How to make this work. by phaze3000 · · Score: 2
      Wait, HTTP runs over TCP, which runs over IP.

      But of course people keep using IP to mean intellectual property instead of Internet Protocol now!

      Help! We're running out of TLAs! (And other sorts of acronyms too)

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    24. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 2

      That looks like a better solution for preventing abuse of the system. However, as the plugin has being developed because people can't be bothered to bookmark their link and cut-and-paste URLs, I wouldn't have thought that they would get a very good response if they then add the extra hassle of sending them money. The whole point of the plugin is to make it really, really easy to inform. If they are going to start charging/rewarding people, the old web interface would probably suffice.

    25. Re:How to make this work. by shepd · · Score: 1

      You clearly have free (gratis) and Free (libre) confused.

      Read those definitions before you post again.

      You have been warned.

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    26. Re:How to make this work. by shepd · · Score: 1

      Cut 'n paste isn't quirky at all!

      Unlike windows' flavour of the month key combinations (is it shift-insert or Ctrl-V or right-click and hit paste today?) all unix apps are meant to follow a common standard: Select by dragging. Copy with the middle button.

      And printers aren't difficult to configure once you know how to work with printcap (with all the great manuals on it everywhere I'd liken this to learning how to double click). I can configure a far more versatile printer configuration with a copy of ApsFilter, gs (pre-installed, of course), and [insert favourite editor here] in way less time than windows.

      Of course, if all I want is a raw printer socket (ever tried to emulate a postscript printer with only the tools that come with windows... better hope you bought the PS expansion module for your printer!), windows is still beat hands down:

      echo "lp:lp=/dev/lp0:sd=/var/spool/lpd:sh" > /etc/printcap and you're golden.

      Hardware difficult to configure? Pray tell me how!

      My hardware is autodetected by my kernel without so much as a keystroke (well, you do have to push power). If you add something, you can either recompile the kernel (if "make bzImage" is too hard for an average user I'm surprised they can remember "A:\win98\drivers\") or perhaps your distro has an module autodection system in place.

      I dread having to put any hardware in my windows box. ESPECIALLY older hardware (ohoh! May as well throw out that old SCSI card that's perfect for your CD burner since the last drivers were for win98!). In Linux hardware only improves with age (better support, easier installation).

      I'll give you the font problem though, but I'll raise the ante by saying that X supports more fonts than windows probably ever will (I hear all the time they are going to raise the maximum amount of fonts with every distribution. Too bad that a couple of times the original amount isn't really much of a raise in the computer world over a decade -- did this get fixed in XP at all?).

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    27. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are a troll and don't know what your are talking about. Why just the other day I had someone install RH7.2 and they are very happy now that they can use the full power of their computer.

    28. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well holy shit, then why doesn't the motherfucking FREE LIBRE movement pick another goddamn term to use, instead of one that is, ostensably, chosen deliberately to encourage confusion.

      Motherfucker

    29. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > People who right free software are not just trying to write free - as in beer - stuff for the moochers of the net, they are trying to write quality software.

      That sentence seems to connote a monetary benefit, you snobby jackass.

      "You have been warned"

      OH NO!! THE INTARNET!!

    30. Re:How to make this work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unlike windows' flavour of the month key combinations (is it shift-insert or Ctrl-V or right-click and hit paste today?) all unix apps are meant to follow a common standard: Select by dragging. Copy with the middle button.

      Uh. Yeah. You obviously suck at copy and pasting.

      > ohoh! May as well throw out that old SCSI card that's perfect for your CD burner since the last drivers were for win98!)

      Are you just talking out your ass, or did you really have that happen.

      > Hardware difficult to configure? Pray tell me how!

      How do you check if UDMA support is enabled on your hard drives in linux? How?

      In windows, all hardware driver settings are on the same screen, and I know right where to look. Hard drives -> Hard drive 1 -> properties.

      Please eat yourself

    31. Re:How to make this work. by sethstorm · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, not everybody *cares* to be legal, you're just probably one of those among the elite, jealous because you cant get to that kind of stuff - Free Software and/or FAST "F" is your way of revenge. Free Software isnt the complete answer to the problem. What has to be done is to completely start copyright law from scratch and write it so that author and user both can benefit, versus the "it threatens our profits, it's illegal - Send our lawyers!" response we see a la bnetd and DeCSS. In short, not everyone wants legality, and those who seek it will find it escaping from them rather than it being held to them.

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    32. Re:How to make this work. by cygnusx · · Score: 2

      >Cut 'n paste isn't quirky at all!
      >is it shift-insert or Ctrl-V or right-click
      >and hit paste today?

      All standard winapps (i.e., everything except the Netscape 6.0 address bar) accept C-c, C-v, C-x, S-Ins, C-Ins, S-Del, as well as a menu you can use with the mouse.

      >And printers aren't difficult to configure
      >once you know how to work with printcap

      This is something a lot of users won't stand for, I'm afraid.

      > Hardware difficult to configure? Pray tell
      > me how!

      [Redhat 7.1] On a new Dell at work, everything worked like magic out of the box. On a handbuilt home box with an el cheapo ISA Yamaha 16 bit sound card, it was a round of kernel compiling before sound worked. And MIDI still doesn't work :( (Tips appreciated).

      >out that old SCSI card that's perfect for your
      >CD burner since the last drivers were for win98

      As far as I have seen, if a device gets popular enough, Microsoft will put it on the Windows CD so that the driver is available even if the hardware maker goes under. Of course, if the hardware maker goes under and it's not a common device, you *are* scrvwed.

      >X supports more fonts than windows probably
      >ever will

      Three important ones -- Type 1, TrueType and OpenType -- are supported on Windows as well. Don't think windows can display PS fonts onscreen though. Can Linux show OpenType fonts?

      >I hear all the time they are going to raise the
      >maximum amount of fonts with every distribution.

      As for better fonts, XP ships with a couple more Latin fonts I believe (Franklin Gothic?). But -- it ships with quite a number of fonts for Indian scripts and some others I couldn't recognize and was too lazy to look up (and i'm pretty sure I wasn't using a South Asia edition), so definitely there's some improvement in that department.

      Also, there's an increase in the number of ms supplied windows fonts that support large numbers of scripts -- arial in windows is a good example, you can use it for almost any script. Code 2000 is still better though.

    33. Re:How to make this work. by shepd · · Score: 2

      >Uh. Yeah. You obviously suck at copy and pasting.

      Just did it now. And didn't even have to hit the keyboard. Much better on my RSI.

      >Are you just talking out your ass, or did you really have that happen.

      Yes, it really did happen. I have an old DTC SCSI card that isn't supported anymore, so it was basically junk.

      Wouldn't have happened on an open source OS, like Linux.

      >How do you check if UDMA support is enabled on your hard drives in linux?

      dmesg | grep -i dma

      Woooo, that was *so* hard [/sarcasm]

      >In windows, all hardware driver settings are on the same screen, and I know right where to look.

      In Linux all hardware driver settings are in the same directory, /proc and I know right where to look. Fewer keystrokes and crashes too.

      >Please eat yourself

      Well, that's the maturity level of windows users for ya!

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    34. Re:How to make this work. by lkaos · · Score: 2

      I think you would be suprised. Ask some free software developers why they develop free software. Usually, the responsible will be that while the "Free" idea is important - and they usually agree with it - the quality and challenge of the software is more important.

      Most free software developers are in it for a love of programming, not for political reasons.

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    35. Re:How to make this work. by lkaos · · Score: 2

      >How do you check if UDMA support is enabled on your hard drives in linux?

      dmesg | grep -i dma


      Or, you can do it the Right(TM) way:

      # hdparm /dev/hda

      or whatever your drive is... Look at using_dma (it will say either on or off).

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    36. Re:How to make this work. by lkaos · · Score: 2

      *Exceptions: Mozilla, OpenOffice, maybe XMMS and the Gimp.

      Don't forget AbiWord and Gnumeric. These are two excellent desktop applications.

      For Joe Public this *may* be enough, but there are lots of people who need more.

      Ok..

      But poor font support [blogspot.com]

      I'm sorry, but I don't understand the importance of fonts. Perhaps I am obtuse, but I do not see the need for anti-aliasing or any of that stuff.

      quirky cut and paste

      I _live_ for Linux cut and paste! That's the main reason I'm helpless on a Windows box. Not to mention the fact that I can use real editor commands in most text areas (C-A, C-K, C-E). Very useful.

      printers/hardware that are difficult to configure...

      Never had a printer or hardware problem. I had them on Windows because I always lose those stupid disks, but not in Linux. I think the printer thing is hearsay for the most part.

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    37. Re:How to make this work. by flossie · · Score: 1

      So, you're agreeing with me that the general [user | bread buyer] is not placed under any obligation by participating in this kind of transaction, right?

    38. Re:How to make this work. by Cenam · · Score: 0

      i develop alot of free software, the reason, just like about 99.9999% of everything else i have seen that free, is because it is not complete, and is not something that many people would pay for.

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  29. "R" is for Ratsquad, by gelfling · · Score: 2

    F is for you.

    WTF would someone take time out to do this - a badly warped paranoid sense of their own importance?

  30. Oh, the irony by cube_mudd · · Score: 1
    "The BSA also investigates reports of software privacy, but its reporting process is very complicated," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    What exactly is software privacy anyway?

    And how does anyone get lucky enough to be named Heathcote Hobbins?

  31. More Info by Jagasian · · Score: 4, Informative

    THE FEDERATION AGAINST Software Theft (FAST) relies on the kindness of strangers in its effort to short-circuit pirates selling illegal software over the Internet, so in its effort to encourage the reporting of such pirating, the organization wants to make whistle-blowing as simple as the push of a button.

    Early next week, the London-based nonprofit will launch a software plug-in for Microsoft's Internet Explorer (IE), that when installed will put an "F" button on a user's browser, said lawyer and FAST representative Julian Heathcote Hobbins. The "F" stands for "fast," not "fink." The software will be free and available at the FAST Web site, http://www.fast.org.uk/.

    "The software makes reporting instances of illegal software piracy very straightforward and simple. In the past, people would have to go to our Web site and fill out a form to do so and the process was rather complicated. That's completely changed with this software; it's free, easy and you can even make an anonymous report if you'd like," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    If a user finds him or herself on a Web site that sells illegal software -- be it music, games, movies or programs -- one click on the "F" will pull up a box. A person can fill in their name, a fake name or no name at all, answer a few other questions, and then click send.

    "Included in FAST's software is Webcam software that captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST was set up in 1984 by the British Computer Society's Copyright Committee and works in a fashion similar to the Business Software Alliance (BSA) in Washington, D.C. "The BSA also investigates reports of software privacy, but its reporting process is very complicated," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    Companies' revenue losses due to software piracy were nearly $11.8 billion worldwide in 2000, according to the BSA's annual report. The organization's report for 2001 is expected to be published next month.

    FAST, which does not concern itself with peer-to-peer file sharing, had been receiving a steady stream of e-mail and telephone calls reporting the sale of illegal pirated software until recently, he said.

    "Since between December and this spring, our e-mails have fallen to about 10 on the weekends and one or two a night on the weekdays. That works out to about 1,000 reports a year, which is about a fifth of what it had been. I don't know if that's because pirates have gone more underground or perhaps our old system was a bit of a pain. That's why we created the new reporting software, which we believe is the first of its kind," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    Once FAST receives a tip-off about pirated software, it investigates the claim. If FAST is satisfied that the report is valid, Heathcote Hobbins sends a letter to the ISP (Internet service provider) hosting the Internet software pirates' Web site, informing the ISP of the problem and requesting the site be shut down or that similar action be taken.

    "ISPs have been very responsive to this issue, and once they are made aware of anything illegal, are generally keen to put a stop to it. FAST is about stopping illegal software but we also work with the other enforcement bodies, covering music, movies and games," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST has also been developing a close relationship with the Software & Information Industry Association (SIIA) in Washington, D.C. "Obviously, the Web is global and the problem isn't just confined to the U.K. In fact, I just got a tip-off from the States this week. We are looking to broaden our horizons, but that takes time and money," Heathcote Hobbins said.

    FAST is also developing plug-in software for the Netscape browser but is uncertain what the time frame for its release is.

    The company makes money through corporate and industry membership fees. Companies like the international engineering, construction and services group, Balfour Beatty PLC, and Yorkshire Electricity Group PLC pay yearly fees beginning at $863, depending on the size of the company, to have FAST audit the company to ensure that all of the software the company is using is legal.

    FAST not only monitors for software sold illegally over the Internet, but for unregistered software that is being used by companies. About 37 percent of business software used worldwide in 2000 consisted of illegal copies, according to the BSA report.

    "There are different types of people that report different types of things. For example, people reporting the sale of illegal software over the Internet may have been burned when they bought illegal software in the past that was ripped badly. Or an IT manager in a company may want to make sure his employer isn't inadvertently doing something illegal. Or in both cases, people may be reporting instances of illegally pirated software simply out of the goodness of their hearts," Heathcote Hobbins said.


    1. Re:More Info by kubrick · · Score: 2

      The software will be free

      That's completely changed with this software; it's free

      Oh great! That means I won't have to pay $50 or more to do FAST's job for them!

      Seriously, why do they keep emphasising that it's "free"? Do they seriously expect people to pay for a plugin like this, just like they expect to be able to shut down every Spectrum game archive on the Web on the grounds that they affect sales of XBox games?

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    2. Re:More Info by gilroy · · Score: 3, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      THE FEDERATION AGAINST Software Theft (FAST)

      So, the question is: Is this the good Federation of Star Trek, or -- more likely, considering its British origin -- the evil Federation of Blake's 7.


      Throw in the Trade Federation of Phantom Menace and it becomes clear that evil Federations outnumber good ones. :)

    3. Re:More Info by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      Did this guy just get modded up to 4 for POSTING THE (non-slashdotted) ARTICLE THAT WAS LINKED?!

      Man, do I know what to do for karma now.

    4. Re:More Info by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 1

      The software will be free

      That's completely changed with this software; it's free


      &gtOh great! That means I won't have to pay $50 or more to do FAST's job for them!

      Yeah, isn't that a joke? I'm sure they must have heard of the great 'free software' hype or something. Funny to think that this software will prolly only be free as in beer, not as in speech...

      Oh, well. Bunch of losers...

    5. Re:More Info by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      I'm sure they must have heard of the great 'free software' hype or something.

      More likely is that they're protecting themselves from accusations of copyright infringement for offering software for download at no cost...

      Cheers,

      Tim

    6. Re:More Info by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
      • in its effort to short-circuit pirates selling illegal software over the Internet

      Now, here I am 100% behind them. But that's not what they are going to catch with this. Try and find a web site actually selling pirated software. Go on, try. If you find one, is it based in the UK? Didn't think so, and that's all FAST cares about, despite any claims they make to the contrary.

      Here's my experience with FAST. I agree with them that commercial piracy does steal from developers (where I disagree is that the amount of lost revenue is the retail cost of the pirated software, not the full price of the licensed version). And so I do actually report commercial piracy to them when I find it. I wouldn't say I'm a vigilante, just that I occasionally spend ten minutes trolling eBay.co.uk looking for obvious pirate sales, and querying the sellers about whether they are selling originals. You'd be surprised how honest and open people are about what they're selling, and it's that casual "of course they're copies, you got a problem with that?" attitude that actually pisses me off the most.

      Want to know the net results of about a year of such reporting? A bunch of auctions got pulled. One guy lost his ISP access. And I received a bunch of email threats, including a death threat from a guy who lives just a few miles away (although he doesn't know that, I hope). The police have told me that they aren't in the least bit interested in handling these threats, and in fact the local constabulary suggested (informally) that I consider "not making such a bloody nuisance" of myself. FAST thank me for my efforts, assure me that all necessary steps have been taken to prevent the sale, but regret to inform me that the amounts in question are too small for them to allocate resources to a prosecution.

      So, there you go. Net result to commercial pirates: a tiny little bit of inconvenience. Net result to me: I have to buy better locks for my door and keep a fire extinguisher handy.

      What FAST are interested in is The Big Bust, tens of thousands of pounds. But they are not going to find this on the web, which is all this tool deals with. The Big Bust happens when they raid a market trader with thousands of CD's, or crash an office (or government department) running unlicensed Microsoft gear. But none of this is exposed on the web. This is a great solution to a problem that never really existed.

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  32. Why not create... by Chuqmystr · · Score: 1

    ...An Exploder plugin that emails Micro$ofts entire corporate listing to every known spammer everytime a windoze box goes BSOD?

  33. why do they think people will help? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    I dont know why copyright and other assorted ip owners assume that people will go out of their way to help them protect their rights, which they (the owners) will use for their own gain.

    There is community support to enforce the gpl but that benefits everyone.

  34. Help them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can never be sure if a page has pirated software in it or not, it could be hidden... so I will use their plugin and point it at lots of sites, then they can follow up all my helpful leads to see if I am right, you should help too!

  35. Truly Scary Part by dcavens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The really scary part is this: (from the linked article):

    The company makes money through corporate and industry membership fees. Companies like the international engineering, construction and services group, Balfour Beatty PLC, and Yorkshire Electricity Group PLC pay yearly fees beginning at $863, depending on the size of the company, to have FAST audit the company to ensure that all of the software the company is using is legal.


    Seems like a bit of a conflict to me: sure, pay us to confirm that you don't have illegal software, and we won't tell ourselves.

    It's like having to pay protection money, so they won't come and break our kneecaps.

    1. Re:Truly Scary Part by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I would guess that if they found someone in the company using illegal software and paid those yearly fees, they probably wouldn't get so hard for it, but rather just the person caught, instead of the whole company.

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    2. Re:Truly Scary Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, nice huh?

      If you pay, they're kind enough to come in and audit you.

      If you DON'T pay, they're going to assume you're hiding something, then call in the cops to trash your office looking for warez, probably with a big production involving sirens, search warrents, and jack-booted thugs that would frighten off your customers, even if you're 100% totally legit.

      Quite the scam.

    3. Re:Truly Scary Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wondered where MS and the BSA stole their ideas from. Aparently they can't even inovate a new way to screw their customers.

  36. Don't suspect your neighbor -- report him! by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suspicion Breeds Confidence!

    1. Re:Don't suspect your neighbor -- report him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is the *real* jwz, I suspect he can (metaphorically) bumscrew you a lot better than you can bumscrew him.

    2. Re:Don't suspect your neighbor -- report him! by Ralph+Malph+Alpha · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt it. My penis is very very small. But my invitation is still open, so mind you own damn business, you AC fag. In these trying times, where the Queen Mum is dead, Bill Gates is the richest man in the world, and my youngest son smells like whickey and cum, I wish some semi-famous punk would offer ME a bumscrew.

      Any other hasbeens like clevernickname and john romero are invited to a bumscrew as well. After all, I am a hasbeen myself, I am Donny Most, TV"s fucken beloved Ralph Malph Alpha of Happy Dayz fame. I can get you Erin Moran's autographed photo, FUCKERZ, how do you like that. Yeah, you'd all like that huh.

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  37. The Underdogs by Jagasian · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Underdogs really tries to only post the binaries for games that are no longer sold. If a game is re-released, or still sold after a really long time, he has a review of the game, but doesn't post the binaries. The Underdogs tries its best to live up to the Abandonware promise.

    1. Re:The Underdogs by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      The Underdogs really tries to only post the binaries for games that are no longer sold

      That doesn't make it legal, it just makes ethical, and less likely that anyone is going to care.

    2. Re:The Underdogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarinee, who runs The Underdogs, is a "she", by the way.

    3. Re:The Underdogs by Rayonic · · Score: 2

      I know that, and you know that, but do they know that? ::motions toward the rest of the Internet populace::

    4. Re:The Underdogs by ahde · · Score: 4, Funny

      by playing jumpman or bubble bobble you are robbing Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony of your game playing time.

      Based on the number of hits to servers hosting sites such as theunderdogs.net (say 1 million) multiplied by the estimated number of hours per day people are playing abandonware games (2 hours per day) divided by the amount of time it takes to beat the average modern game (42 hours) Multiplied by the typical new video game price ($49.95), so called "abandonware" is costing game companies $868 millon lost revenues anually do to theft of valuable consumer entertainment time, not even taking into the consideration the lost mind share innovative game companies are losing to zombie corporations like Commodore, Atari, and ...er... Nintendo.

      No comment was made about parasite "open source" games such as nethack and doom, but Blizzard executives have accused the first game of "riding on the coattails of their popular Diablo II game" and "infringing on playability copyrights"

  38. Hmmm by TheRealFixer · · Score: 2

    Do they really think there's gonna be that many people willing to be a narc, without any compensation?

    1. Re:Hmmm by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

      Do they really think there's gonna be that many people willing to be a narc, without any compensation?

      Well, they could give you a free copy of the software in question.

      I saw a site once (I think it was a porn site) that offered the following deal: if you find any illegal copies of our videotape on the internet, we'll give you a copy of our videotape.

    2. Re:Hmmm by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Do they really think there's gonna be that many people willing to be a narc, without any compensation?

      Actually, there is a growing body of research that indicates people will punish non-cooperators in a game, even if that punishment also costs the punisher. There's some socio-equilibrant dynamic going on here... People like fair play and apparently are willing to sacrifice to enforce it.


      Of course, then you have to convince people that filesharing is a violation of fair play. Most netizens appear to feel the exact opposite.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sign me up. Just wish there were a way to narc on people on IRC. Warez d00dz should all be shot. A 9mm slug behind the courthouse and throw the corpse in a ditch. Would clear that little problem up quickly enough.

    4. Re:Hmmm by TheRealFixer · · Score: 2

      True... though I seriously doubt that software companies would be as willing as porn companies to give their product away. I just can't see Microsoft giving away OfficeXP for reporting where you can download it. Heck, they don't do that now when you call their piracy-reporting 800 number.

  39. My first two thoughts: by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2

    Keep sending the address of 1 Microsoft Way saying they have multiple copies of all Windows versions and some of them might not be legal.

    or

    To MPAA/RIAA:
    Dear whatevars:

    Eye s3Nd J00 dIs PhIle to h4\/3 J0Ur 4d\/IC3.

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  40. I don't understand all the criticism... by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    ...this sort of thing seems double-plus good to me.

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    1. Re:I don't understand all the criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy 12th birthday!

    2. Re:I don't understand all the criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...1984 was 18 years ago.

  41. IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why they this is ever going to work when facing the extreme easiness one could block IE users (and web spiders) to view some pages? It will just make mozilla (and the likes) popular in the warez world.

  42. I want a version of this... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... for reporting spam. I am NOT playing vigilante for copyrighted software. It is NOT that hard to find. And what would my reward be?

    Screw that. But if I could press an F button to say 'this is spam' and have it reported, then in theory maybe somebody'll do something about it, and I'll have less shit in my inbox. That would be a rather satisfactory incentive for me to report stuff like this.

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    1. Re:I want a version of this... by jafuser · · Score: 2

      Why can't someone write some sort of community system where whenever a piece of email is reported as spam, some sort of hash is generated from the spam document body and then uploaded to a central server so that it can be distrubuted to everyone else (before they load their email client) so that spam is automatically filtered when it is downloaded?

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    2. Re:I want a version of this... by BurritoWarrior · · Score: 4, Informative

      Try Spamcop it can be set up to use with Outlook (not sure about other clients) so that you just click the little magic 8-ball button on your toolbar and your spam is reported.

    3. Re:I want a version of this... by CodeMonky · · Score: 2

      Register at http://www.spamcop.net and setup a bookmark to the report page. Not quite a magic 'F' but pretty close.

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    4. Re:I want a version of this... by s390 · · Score: 2

      ... for reporting spam.

      Just forward the offending missive to: uce@ftc.gov . Works for me.

    5. Re:I want a version of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look at DCC
      http://www.rhyolite.com/anti-spam/dcc/

      it does exactly that- and provides a rather good
      mechanisem for distributing the checksums

    6. Re:I want a version of this... by driehuis · · Score: 2

      Just forward the offending missive to: uce@ftc.gov . Works for me.

      I used to report spam to the ISP it came from. It appears many of the employ a guy called Dave Null, who seems to be very apt at filing all of them. As it turns out, the FTC employs the very same person as well.

      Just look at their web page. Out of a gazillion reports, they prosecuted, what, a couple of dozen of folks that would have gotten caught if they distributed fliers in mall car parks instead.

      Frankly, I've got the feeling they nailed most of them because of fliers left on FTC staff cars in the FTC car park.

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    7. Re:I want a version of this... by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Because almost every spam I get has a random number in it somewhere. Many also have one appended to the title

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    8. Re:I want a version of this... by jburst · · Score: 1
      Already done.

      Vipul's Razor: http://razor.sourceforge.net/

    9. Re:I want a version of this... by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been using Spamcop for the last year or so, and have been very happy with it. Unfortunately though, although it works great as a spam filter, reporting all my spam has not reduced the quantity of spam I get. It is rather gratifying to get a reply from a sysadmin saying the user has been dealt with, but the spam just keeps coming. The few minutes it takes to report it just doesn't seem worth it anymore. :-(

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    10. Re:I want a version of this... by Ronin+SpoilSpot · · Score: 1

      It's called razor (http://razor.sourceforge.net/index.html)

      /RS

    11. Re:I want a version of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try ignoring erroneous reports that spamcop sends to anything resembling an email address. The answer to spam? MORE SPAM. ... i'm going to kick someone for that someday.

    12. Re:I want a version of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I comment uce@fcc.gov into all my web pages. Let them report themselves. Why should I be the middleman?

  43. Sells!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    people read this:

    "If a user finds him or herself on a Web site that sells illegal software -- be it music, games, movies or programs -- one click on the "F" will pull up a box."

    I don't mind them stopping people from selling warez, warez should be FREE :)

  44. Web Sites???? by asv108 · · Score: 2

    A couple of years ago warez newbies would use websites if they didn't know about IRC but these days, P2P clients like KaZaA, Morpheus, and Limewire make downloading warez 10x easier for the non-irc crowd. Why would they worry about web sites now? That's like the RIAA coming out with countermeasures for analog tape piracy.

    1. Re:Web Sites???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only thing the web is good for now is finding keyz and keygenz

    2. Re:Web Sites???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is all this KaZaA and what not crap all about? IRC and Hotline are the origional and best ways to get your Warez.

  45. The obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The average joe-shmoe will never run into a download for pirated software unless he is looking for it.
    You're forgetting about spam. I have reported pushers of illegal cable descramblers, warez, etc., but only when they sent me unsolicited bulk email or posted COT articles in Usenet.
  46. Gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Contrary to the, probably, here common opinion I do not have a problem with this as it is a question of whose moral views are right or wrong to whom.

    With the same right to say D should stay for denounce I may say Neighbourhoodwatch is a fascist as after all, Robin Hood that I am, all I want is to distribute the existing wealth more justly.

    IMHO adding some spurious button is the wrong approach and it may quite well do more harm than good and result in a lot of badmouthing and I'm having some qualms it's going to work, too.

  47. Someone tell me by JordanH · · Score: 2

    What does this have to do with My (or Your) Rights Online?

    1. Re:Someone tell me by Christianfreak · · Score: 1, Troll

      Agreed. We don't have the right to pirate software. Its illegal. Its been illegal for a very long time. I don't understand why that's not clear to people

      The company doing this is stupid simply because it won't work. But crapflooding them and childish whining is just going to make us all look like software pirates.

    2. Re:Someone tell me by gilroy · · Score: 3, Informative
      Blockquoth the poster:

      What does this have to do with My (or Your) Rights Online?

      Well, the establishment of a self-appointed unaccountable vigilante force roaming the Web certainly seems to bear on YRO. Much like the "safe harbor" provision of the DMCA, this would appear to encourage ISPs to shoot first and ask questions later.
    3. Re:Someone tell me by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Well, the establishment of a self-appointed unaccountable vigilante force roaming the Web certainly seems to bear on YRO.

      I'm not afraid of a "self-appointed unaccountable vigilante force" that just uses their right of free expression to report those that appear to be breaking the law. Besides, I think vigilante is off base here, don't you think? That implies taking the law into their own hands, which is not at all what they are doing here. They are just enlisting people's help in capturing publicly available information about activities which may be illegal. Also, these people are accountable in civil courts. If someone feels that they've been damaged by this activity, by all means, sue them.

      If you want to complain about the DMCA, complain about the DMCA, but this doesn't seem to have much to do with that.

    4. Re:Someone tell me by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquote the poster:

      If you want to complain about the DMCA, complain about the DMCA, but this doesn't seem to have much to do with that.

      Oh, I do complain about the DMCA, loudly and often, but that isn't the point here. Believe it or not, not every troubling disturbance on the Net has to do with the DMCA. I find this irksome because (a) it again presumes that everyone out there is a potential and willing thief and (b) informer societies always turn out to be inimical to basic human freedoms. This is a troubling development, as far as I'm concerned.


      As for "vigilante": Merrian-Webster defines this as (broadly) "a self-appointed doer of justice". That certainly seems to apply, to my eye. This is a group that seems to be encouraging people to going out and reporting occurrences which they believe to be copyright infringements, so that FAST can notify the ISPs to pull the sites. In American law, at least, the first question of a suit is, Do you have standing? That is, are you directly impacted by the alleged misbehavior? You cannot file suit unless you are. Here, FAST is appointing itself guardian of the Web's purity and asking local townsfolk to ride off on the hunt. Sounds like "vigilante" to me.

    5. Re:Someone tell me by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • As for "vigilante": Merrian-Webster defines [m-w.com] this as (broadly) "a self-appointed doer of justice".

      Very broadly. You left out the rest of the definition, which supplies needed context. Also, you're link is no good. Here's a good link. Here's the definition:

      : a member of a volunteer committee organized to suppress and punish crime summarily (as when the processes of law appear inadequate); broadly : a self-appointed doer of justice

      Clearly, the meaning of "doer of justice" here is someone who takes justice into their own hands. These people almost certainly are using the courts and other legal means.

      As I said, I'm not afraid of people collecting publicly available information (Web Pages) for evidence of crimes that may have been committed. If the reports are invalid, then the web page maintainer should be able to defend against the charge. If you think the DMCA is unfair in that it allows for action against alleged wrongdoers without court involvement, that's a problem with the DMCA, not those reporting what they see to be crimes.

      As to legal standing, IANAL, but everyone has standing to report criminal behavior. It's only in civil cases that you have to prove you have standing in order to bring suit. Furthermore, anyone who purchases software can claim to be damaged by people distributing unlicensed material.

    6. Re:Someone tell me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the DMCA is going to be abused, knowingly helping the abusers select victims is unethical. And "my vendor isn't making as much money as they might" is a tort your vendor can demand relief for, not you. Hell, pressing "F" is probably libel unless you're certain the work is copyrighted and they have no license.

    7. Re:Someone tell me by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Since the DMCA is going to be abused, knowingly helping the abusers select victims is unethical. And "my vendor isn't making as much money as they might" is a tort your vendor can demand relief for, not you.

      I can see your point. As long as there is the DMCA, helping to enforce it's provisions involves YRO. Well, I guess someone told me what this has to do with YRO! :-)

      Funny that this is being done out of England. Does England have anything like the DMCA?

      • Hell, pressing "F" is probably libel unless you're certain the work is copyrighted and they have no license.

      IANAL, but I think to prosecute the libel case you'd have to show that the report was malicious or neglegent. You're putting the burden on the person making the report to make sure there's some violation. You'd have more of a case against FAST, since they should be better able to distinquish.

  48. this won't work by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 2

    this won't work, i mean, when was the last time someone who saw a car alarm go off, fill out a report? i don't want to be misdirected by what i wanna do, i wanna get on the net, read, reply, download, do whatever.

    people don't tattle tale too much, it's just too much effort, and even making this simplier for stupid people won't make a diffrence.

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    1. Re:this won't work by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      Ya, and here's the other thing. If you GO to these webpages, wouldn't you be going to GET warez? Why would you remove your source of getting the files?

    2. Re:this won't work by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree that I think this won't work very well, but I believe for the opposite reason you do. I think it's too easy. First off, car alarms go off mostly for no reason, not because someone is stealing a car. If you see a site distibuting pirated software, it would be more like watching a car driving away with the alarm going off. Now, imagine everyone has a little button on their pants that would alert police that a car is being stolen and give them all the necessary information and evidence to capture and prosecute the car thief. I think people would find this so easy as to be an obligation if they were to witness a car theft.

      The problem is, it's too easy. These people are kidding themselves if they think that they're not going to get DOS'ed to hell. There will be plenty of erronious submissions from people who mean well but made a mistake, but there will be millions more from people who just want to fuck them over, and they'll win. Ultimately, a human will have to examine each one of these reports so it will be very very easy to flood them to the point that it's not worth it anymore. Besides all that, how often will some honest person run into pirated software anyway, unless they're specifically looking for it just to bust some pirates. But, this would be more like what you're talking about. No one is going to put forth the effort to locate software pirates just to turn them in unless they're getting paid for it.

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  49. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Someone modifies it, so instead of reporting the page to FAST, the page is added to www.warez.com. ;)

  50. And do what... by iONiUM · · Score: 1

    Track down all the anonymous owners of GeoCities sites which are just mirrors for pirated files? Ya, good luck there, not even geocities can close them as fast as they open.

  51. And how exactly will this work? by hublan · · Score: 1

    "The plug-in captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site."

    ...along with a list of every single piece of software installed on your machine. I'm not sure whether this would be a complete master-stroke on their behalf or the most moronic thing ever.

    I don't think I'd like anything living on my machine sending data to F.A.S.T.

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  52. And you get a cut of the savings! by standards · · Score: 2

    Obviously no one would use this unless there is a real incentive.

    I'd suppose the reward would be something like "10% of the money that would have been lost by the software industry if the site wasn't shut down".

    Just think! The site has a pirated version of MS-Office? Well, if it was downloaded 1000 times over the last week, but then you "F"d 'em, you'd get something like $100,000!

    This, my friends, is the wave of the future. The software companies quickly curb piracy, recover huge losses, and for a very very low cost!

    And you, the investigator, make lots of money in the process!

    This is the free market at it's best!

    Does the plug-in work with Mozilla?

    1. Re:And you get a cut of the savings! by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Of course this assumes that software piracy actually "costs" the companies money. How many of the people who get pirated software would pay the ridiculous prices for it, had the sites been shut down - 1 in 1,000? 1 in 100,000?

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    2. Re:And you get a cut of the savings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the point - the company is saying they are losing X billions to piracy.

  53. DMCA by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

    Couldn't this be attacked using the DMCA?

    1. Re:DMCA by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Yeah, there's a tought thing to do. Blueberry muffins can be attacked using the DMCA!

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    2. Re:DMCA by mip · · Score: 1
      If FAST weren't British, then sure. Then again, Britain is near enough a US state ;)

      p.s. I'm from Britain, so put put out those flames.

      p.p.s I think the whole thing is a troll anyway: Heathcote Hobbins. What sort of crazy name is that?

  54. No surprises here. by kafka93 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    FAST has long been at this kind of thing: some years back, they started pushing their "shop your boss" campaign, whereby they encouraged people to report their employers if they were using privated software.

    Such tactics as these are really quite chilling, and can surely do FAST no favours whatsoever. It's ironic that, by pushing this kind of crap, the powers-that-be continue to harm their cause: these draconian tactics will only serve to encourage the view of the software pirate as a Robin Hood figure fighting an evil force. And, indeed, the organisations who're pushing this kind of stuff generally *are* the true thieves who are *truly* costing the software developers their money. After all, who can really trust people who try to convince you that, in a free market economy, the logical economic response to flagging sales (as a result of piracy) is the raising of prices...?

    Most pirates know that what they're doing is questionable; compared with the likes of the RIAA and FAST, though, their sins are made to seem small and insignificant. I can only hope that continued moves like this will encourage society as a whole to address industry-serving laws that allow teenagers who copy games to be locked up, whilst (for example) keeping animal abuse acts a simple misdemeanour in several states.

    1. Re:No surprises here. by Helten+E · · Score: 1
      FAST has long been at this kind of thing: some years back, they started pushing their "shop your boss" campaign, whereby they encouraged people to report their employers if they were using privated software.
      They ran a series of ads in computer magazines ten years or so back, including a rather controversial comic strip where two schoolchildren reported their (mean and unpopular, natch) maths teacher to FAST for a cash reward. IIRC, the teachers' union wasn't best pleased with that one.
    2. Re:No surprises here. by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Uh, animal abuse acts are often a misdemeanor, because we kill and eat animals every fucking day

      As soon as the whole world is vegan, then you might be able to puch your agenda, until then, animals will never have the same "rights" as humans.

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    3. Re:No surprises here. by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      Uh, animal abuse acts are often a misdemeanor, because we kill and eat animals every fucking day

      So, are you saying that if I ground up my floppies and CD's, and ate the resulting dust, piracy would become a simple misdaemor as well? ;-)

      And, do I actually have to eat the CD, or is it enough if I put it into the micro-wave oven?

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  55. Ironic twist was Re:More Info by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Blockquoth the article:

    "Included in FAST's software is Webcam software that captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site," Heathcote Hobbins said


    Hey, what if that webcam captures some of the original stuff I put on the Web? Isn't that, in itself, copyright infringement? And does that mean I should click the "F" button while at their website? :)
    1. Re:Ironic twist was Re:More Info by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Do these people know what the word "webcam" means? Hint- the word they were looking for was "screenshot". What they are proposing is disturbing enough, but what I though they said the first time I saw the word "webcam" was "Oh, my - they're going to take a picture of the user who's doing the reporting?

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    2. Re:Ironic twist was Re:More Info by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      Hey, what if that webcam captures some of the original stuff I put on the Web? Isn't that, in itself, copyright infringement?

      Sometimes, making copies of stuff for use as evidence or by people working on behalf of a court of law is protected under copyright law (in the UK, for example)

      Also, the person infringing copyright would be the person who clicked on the button, not the person who wrote the button. The "copy and report this page" button is a "tool with potential infringement uses", the same as Notepad, Backup or Morpheus

  56. How about a G button? by 3seas · · Score: 1

    In this case is not for Government Big Borther but GNU..... the software that cannot be easily pirated or wrongly distributed without those involved in producing it noticing and causing action to be taken by the whole.

    I want my G N U!!

  57. Talk about sticking your neck out... by Thangodin · · Score: 1

    Guess who just became the #1 candidate for DOS attacks. I notice that I can't connect to their site. I'm no fan of DOS attacks, but this is just asking for it. Any server that this plug-in links to will be locked 24/7.

    Dumb, dumb, dumb...

  58. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  59. We know the real story by quinto2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    FAST is just looking to build up the *ultimate* Top 100 Warez site! I wish I worked for them...

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  60. as JeffK: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F si 4 fag0t
    yuo=fag0t

  61. Warez isn't THAT bad by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1
    I've been pirating software for years now, do I feel guilty? Hell no! What I don't get is why software companies are getting all anal over software piracy. First of all, most pirates are pretty damn young (I'm thinking about 13-20.) I ask the software companies, how many of these youngens have $609 to pay for Photoshop? Or $3495 to pay for 3ds Max? Probably about 0.00009% of them do (thanks to rich parents.) Most of us (including me,) don't.

    I actually believe Warez helps software companies. Think about it, there's no chance of these kids affording it normally, but if they pirate the software for free they get to learn a new proprietary program. If more and more people use it, than companies might demand it in the future giving these proprietary companies more market share.

    That's not to say 'Warez' sites are good sources for pirating. Actually nowadays they suck. I just visited a few and there were endless popups, force voting, broken or non-existant links, or even loading of javascript virii!

    Of course this might become a good thing for the Open Source movement. As it is harder to pirate software, more people might start using open source software like Linux, BSD, GiMP, etc.

    1. Re:Warez isn't THAT bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First of all, most pirates are pretty damn young (I'm thinking about 13-20.)

      Sure, people older than 20 do not pirate. Why would they? I'm sure they'd rather spend $1000s buying software legit than pirating. Yeah, of course.

    2. Re:Warez isn't THAT bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, I've been pirating software for some time as well. Why should I pay for it, I'm not making money from it. Most of the time I just like playing with software to see what it does. Most of the time the software gets removed from the machine once I know what it is. Should I be charged hundreds or even thousands of dollars to do that?

    3. Re:Warez isn't THAT bad by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      I used Warez when I was a teenager but now that I can afford to buy my software, I've been buying like hell. I buy at least 1 app/game every month.

    4. Re:Warez isn't THAT bad by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

      I agree, I've been pirating software for some time as well. Why should I pay for it, I'm not making money from it

      Yes, but you are using it. If you don't want to pay for it, don't use it. Hardly anybody makes money from playing games, but does that mean that nobody should pay for them?

      Most of the time I just like playing with software to see what it does.

      Well, download the demo then.

  62. Will this move people away from IE? by palfrey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One possiblity - all of the assorted "warez" sites may start automatically bouncing anyone with IE, saying "use something that doesn't report us" or similar....

    A plus for Mozilla, Opera, et al. Not necessarily the sort of advertising they'd ever want to use, but every download helps.

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    1. Re:Will this move people away from IE? by OneFix · · Score: 2

      Maybe, but what keeps them from making the plugin available for Mozilla? And I figure this is gonna be one of those things where it gets installed with another plugin (like GAIN/Gator or BonzaiBuddy)...

      Imagine if this plugin was added to something like Macromedia Flash ...

      I figure what this might cause is for some group to create their own version of Mozilla without the possibility for this software to be installed (just disable plugins in the source)...

      The smarter groups bounce stuff around to different countries anyhow...it's not easy to get someone with an address in a developing or poorly policed country...

      I think the only ones they will be able to catch with this are the dumb ones and the ones that are truly selling the stuff...

    2. Re:Will this move people away from IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't a site use JavaScript to check to see if this plug-in is installed? You can do that for every other plug-in I've seen and you can also play some tricks so that browers without JavaScript enabled can't get see the real main page.

      In other words, this should be difficult to work around.

    3. Re:Will this move people away from IE? by qurk · · Score: 1
      Fat chance of that. The WWW is a horrible place in the first place to look for warez, as 98% of what you find are either broken links, fake links, redirect to 10 pop under windows, link to a top 100 site, or if you happen to be using IE, just a cover for malicious web pages that use IE security holes to fsck you hard drive up good.

      "Warez" www sites depend on IE for their sleazy tricks!

      Nods, I agree with you, download Mozilla or Opera or links or anything besides IE but for many GOOD reasons ;) It's in your best interest just to buy the stuff, unless it's mad overpriced Microsoft crap then just stay the hell away from it in the first place :)

  63. Microsoft.. by antis0c · · Score: 2

    How long before Microsoft mandates all it's employees use it when they stumble onto a Linux related website..

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    ..There's a-dooin's a-transpirin'
  64. Time to get busy by GammaStorm · · Score: 1

    I fully intend to install this marvelous plug-in and finally bring justice to the likes of Disney, CNN and Nickelodeon. Regardless of what you guys say, their tyranny and disrespect for the law WILL be reported, and GOD speed to those wonderful folks at FAST for taking up my cause.

    You'll be seeing ALOT of my reports you thankless heroes.

  65. Razor by Rufus211 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In addition to spamcop that complains to the sender's ISP, there is also Razor that reports the spam to a filtering network so that it can easilly be filtered out by a spam filter such as SpamAssassin True you won't be vigilante against them, but it'll cut down the the spam for everyone that uses the filters.

  66. N is for narc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just tell it to the secret police.

  67. How different would it be if? by rcs1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Question: if you had an 'm' button to announce a mugging, or an 'r' button tell the police abouta rape, would that be OK?

    There is a lot written about, is this turning us into an 'informing' society?

    Perhaps the right question to ask is, what do we wish to count as illegal?

    Is smoking dope illegal?

    No. Fine.

    What about selling copies of Microsoft Word?

    Whatever.

    What about copies of 'kiddie porn'?

    Most crimes are 'solved' because someone told the authorities about them, not due to some Peter Wimsey-esque effort on behalf of the police.

    Ask, what do I believe is the crime?

    If you believe it is a crime, perhaps you should tell the powers-that-be.

    *r

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    --- My dad's political betting
    1. Re:How different would it be if? by Whoozit · · Score: 1

      You're right, people report crimes because they consider it harmful. I would report a murder / rape / mugging / whatever because because I emphasize with the victim and certainly don't want the perpetrator on the loose and potentially do harm to others (such as myself).

      Copying software though? There's no victim. No one has had anything stolen (in the sense that they are deprived the use of something they had). The only 'crime' is that of lost opportunity - they didn't sell a copy of the software. Is this a crime against society? Do I fear for my safety or welfare because of it? No; so I won't report it.

  68. So let me get this streight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I Fink, er Fast, on a site, they get a letter from this angry Hobbit Heathcote Haggins. Perhaps a distant relative of the sacksville bagins? Certainly doesn't sound like a very respectible family in the shire.

    I think I will go back to letting my fondness for the hobbit leaf slow my mind. Maybe when I wake up it will be the 60's again, before all this uglyness started.

  69. Primality proof please? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I can factor 1024-bit primes easily. Each has two factors -- itself and 1.

    To "factor a prime" means to prove that it is, in fact, a prime number in N and not something strange like a Carmichael number or something.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:Primality proof please? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      If I'm factoring a pseudoprime, then it's not prime, is it? :)

      OK, so with a little more mathematical knowledge I would have accepted the shorthand usage, but with my limited level (first-year university) I had to take the meaning that the man-on-the-street would have used.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    2. Re:Primality proof please? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      this is way, way, way offtopic, but something like the Rabin-Miller test (sp?) can tell you that a given number is probably a prime, i.e. that the chances that it is not a prime are less than 10^(-100), or whatever. There are other algorithms that can PROVE a number prime in polynomial time, but they are slower than this test.

      All you have to do is use fast exponentiation or the like to compute a^(p-1)/2) and its square mod p. If p is a prime these will be +-1 and 1 respectively; if it is composite or weak pseudoprime, the second will fail to be 1 very quickly, and if it is a Carmichael number, you will factor it at least 3 times out of 4 with every test, so that after 100 tests (can be done in minutes on a 1024bit prime), you will almost certainly have factored it.

      To prove a number prime, you find a primitive root, ie an element with order p-1. This generally requires factoring p-1 and so can be very hard, but it is usually doable in polynomial time and can be checked very quickly.

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      I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
    3. Re:Primality proof please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other algorithms that can PROVE a number prime in polynomial time, but they are slower than this test.

      Do you have references for this claim? Primality is known to be in NP and co-NP (i.e. primitive roots and factors can be checked quickly), but I have not heard of any polynomial time testing algorithms.

    4. Re:Primality proof please? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I wrote that comment, I was thinking of a comment that a Harvard number theory prof had written; he said that there was a method that ran in polynomial time, based on the one I posted, but with modifications to avoid factoring n-1. I may have misrembered or he may have been wrong: the APR test, which sounds similar to his description, only runs in close to p-time. Meganet claims to have done it, but they do not have the source on their website, and since they also claim to have created "unbreakable" encryption (no source there either), they are probably full of...um...deception.

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      I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
  70. Come on.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For fsck's sake people, software piracy is *bad*!

    There are people out there who depend on software sales for a living. If you don't want to pay for software, you can use free as in beer software. Much of free as in beer software is also free as in speech.

    I neither want to pay out hard cash, nor do I want to be restricted by legalese. So, I use GPL'd software where I can. Apache webserver, for example. Samba, instead of Windows network server. You know, stuff like that...

    However, I also want to play Half-life, and Counterstrike. It took time and money to make these games. Yes, I could get pirate copies off Gnutella, but I want the *actual real copies* bought in a shop. So I have the right to own the proprietary software I use, and I have the right to use the free software I use.

    1. Re:Come on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      software piracy is *bad*!

      No, piracy is bad because it's murder and theft on the high seas. Software piracy is a term that has been created to make the act of unauthorised copying sound as if it's morally equivalent to piracy.

      So, I use GPL'd software where I can. Apache webserver, for example.

      Apache is not licensed under the GPL. It is free software, though. Well done.

      So I have the right to own the proprietary software I use

      You own nothing (apart from the physical medium of the CD, perhaps). Read the licence agreement that comes with your game.

    2. Re:Come on.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry me a river.

      Your world view is very naive and likely to ensure you remain a consumer, but never a citizen.

      I'll bet you live in a cheap flat and idolize bill gates. Your kind if funny like that.

    3. Re:Come on.... by shine · · Score: 0

      It's very difficult to preach to confirmed thieves, they want to think that because no one is hurt directly by copying software or other copyrighted materials that it is OK for them to do so. But the truth is quite different. They demean their own character and integrity. Honiesty is always the best policy.

      But it's good that you keep trying. Thanks.

    4. Re:Come on.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Actually, I have both a cheap flat in town, and a large house in the country that I renovated myself. Well done. I'm not too bothered about Bill Gates though.

    5. Re:Come on.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yep, Apache isn't GPL'd, you're right. It was about 1am when I posted, just back in from the pub, so, y'knw, I can live with a little inaccuracy...

      Unauthorised copying is actually theft, though. Even though you're not physically removing something, like if you stole a car, it still is theft. You're using something you don't have the right to. And, yes, I do own something - I own the right to use the software I paid for. Y'see, here in the UK, we still have fair use rights.

    6. Re:Come on.... by ChaosDiscordSimple · · Score: 2
      There are people out there who depend on software sales for a living.

      I depend on software sales for a living. I rely on copyright to make money. However, I still revile the practices of groups like the BSA and FAST. These groups massively misrepresent the real economic damage of illegal copies. Just because Johniee Warezer has a copy of of SQLServer doesn't mean Microsoft lost $1,000. Sure, some illegal copying does represent lost sales, but most doesn't. Many of these people simply would not ever purchase the software, so their illegal copy cannot be reasonably viewed as a loss. (Mind you, warezing is illegal and unethical. I'm not claiming warezers are right, simply that they aren't causing the economic damage the BSA and FAST claim they are.) Lieing about the actual damage makes their other claims suspect. Illegal copies of software software are a problem that needs to be worked on, but not worth turning neighbor about neighbor and employee against employer. Encouraging people to turn each other in, encouraging employers to stay legal themselves not p.Just because you're against the BSA and FAST doesn't mean you are supporting warezers. I'm against people making illegal copies of software, but I'm also against those groups which would have us live in fear, acting as snitches and spies.

    7. Re:Come on.... by ftobin · · Score: 2

      While this is a reasonable position in many circumstances, what about great games such as those for the Sega and NES that you just can't get anymore? I'd pay a reasonable amount for the ability to play General Chaos or Beyond Oasis on my PC in an emulator (no DRM!), but that just isn't an option because they're just not available anymore. Hence, freely-available ROM's are the way to go.

    8. Re:Come on.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but that's fair use, isn't it? There's a difference between making a copy of something that you can't get anymore, and making a copy of something that's sitting right there in the shop.

      I'm all for abandonware, and I strongly support freedom of intellectual property. But nevertheless, if you want it, and it's for sale, you should buy it.

      It's like swapping MP3's - I'll download a couple of MP3's of a band I haven't heard of, decide if I like them, and if I do, I'll buy the CD (of course, many of the bands aren't exactly well-known). If it's MP3's of tunes I can't get anywhere, they're fair game. If they're MP3's of tunes I used to have but don't have any more (I "lost" a lot of CD's when my ex-girlfriend moved out), again, I'll have them (because I've already bought them at least once). If, after I'd downloaded MP3's of, say, The Dickies, some of their stuff was re-released, I'd go and buy that CD.

  71. Signal-to-Noise? by SagSaw · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the quickest way to defeat this sort of thing would be to 'F' a lot of sites which aren't (and don't appear) to be doing anything. Additionally, I wonder how hard it would be to fake the information? It seems like it would be pretty easy to fake a submission. If the capture included the sites domain name and IP, that could easily be spoofed by appropriate an appropriate hosts entry and ip-address change.

    This type of system seems very vaunerable to false reports of every type.

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    Come test your mettle in the world of Alter Aeon!
  72. SFW??? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    (Translation: So Fucking What???)

    This is an optional plug-in that no one is going to bother looking at. It's about as newsworthy as toe fungus.

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    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  73. I'd do it by foo+fighter · · Score: 2

    I've been tempted several times to turn in an employer.

    I have never worked for someone who didn't have at least one "pirated" copy of Microsoft software.

    Feeling that they should have been paying me closer to the national average as a System Administrator for Microsoft server and client software, I have been 'this' close to ratting to the BSA.

    As soon as one of these organizations pays a "finder's fee", I'm am soooo there.

    Yes, I am an oportunistic bastard.

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    obviously no deficiencies vs. no obvious deficiencies
    1. Re:I'd do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a top rate asshole. Why don't you post your real name so everyone knows not to hire your selfish and petty ass.

  74. Wow... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's kind of neat that we can now press a button and take down a website.

    Before such software as that, we had to get it posted on Slashdot.

  75. How's this for a letter... by Apostata · · Score: 1

    Instead of an F, try a P for Puritanism.

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    This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. - Dorothy Parker
  76. Can you say "spin doctoring?" I knew you could! by driehuis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or an IT manager in a company may want to make sure his employer isn't inadvertently doing something illegal.

    Yeah right. An IT manager who is not sure of that should look for another job. And if he doesn't have the balls (or whatever the PC equivalent for female managers is) to do that, chances are s/he won't rat on his/her employer either.

    So it is rather safe to read this sentence as "Or a disgruntled IT manager who has an axe to grind with his employer".

    We got ratted on a couple of years ago, had to burn several man months to prove our case, and we got a thank you note in the end because we had way too many licenses. No compensation for being fraudulently accused of theft, obviously. It hasn't crossed the minds of the lyncing mob that having, say, 1000 PC's, only 300 of them were licensed to run version X of a certain excuse for an OS, could mean that we would be legal if 700 of them ran an outdated but perfectly paid-up OS. Hmmm, running wasn't the word actually, we had a stockpile of 486's that we couldn't get rid of because they were technical write-offs, but financially on the books.

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    Bert Driehuis -- All I asked was a friggin' rotatin' chair. Throw me a bone here, people.

  77. Yeah, that will work by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

    Considering all the security holes in IE, how long do you think it will take for the warez community to come up with a bit of javascript that will hijaak the plugin and cause it send a big "Fuck You" to FAST instead of the actual URL and webpage contents? I'm thinking 24 hours and then a week or so for it to spread like a kiddie-script to all the warez websites.

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    When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    1. Re:Yeah, that will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ith a bit of javascript that will hijaak the plugin and cause it send a big "Fuck You" to FAST instead of the actual URL and webpage contents?

      I bet they can also make rabbits jump out of a hat by a little bit of javascript!!!

  78. Oh great... by s390 · · Score: 2

    now they're getting slashdotted, then they'll likely get DDoS'd (similar, but worse)... and then they'll probably get hacked. Repeatedly. Serves 'em right. Intrusive f*ckers.

    I wonder why people haven't gone after the BSA, due to their Gestapo tactics: "Hi, we're your friendly BSA - just ignore those big goons with us - you won't mind _proving_ that all your software _is_ licensed, will you? It'll only take a few days/weeks and then we'll be on our way!" Without a _valid warrant_, don't let the BSA a**holes inside.

    Has anyone ever _sued_ the BSA for the costs of a software audit that found no problems? If not, someone should. Or is everyone guilty until proven innocent now? And have to pay to prove it. Pretty soon it's going to be... "Well, we realize you bought all those Win2K licenses, but, um... you didn't upgrade them as required, so we're afraid you're in violation of the vendor's current licensing terms. Would you prefer to pay for those again and then buy the new licenses... or go to jail?" Ex post facto licenses, just you wait...

    1. Re:Oh great... by BCoates · · Score: 2

      See, if you buy software from BSA members, they have clauses about the BSA in the license. Specifically for MS, if you enter into an "eOpen", "Volume", "Solution Provider", or "Reseller" license, they all have notices and clauses allowing MS or a 3rd party to audit you at your expense. Okay, get it?
      People who submit to the BSA also waive rights to sue them. But, it is likely that they have never had an audit that didnt find problems, because they only as a rule go after extreme violators.


      Wouldn't most "extreme violators" have never signed a BSA licence because they always copy software instead of buying it?

      --
      Benjamin Coates

    2. Re:Oh great... by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1

      A disgruntled "whistleblower" could still screw you even if all your commercial software is kosher. They just have to load some warez on your machines themselves.

  79. The Silver Lining by webgiant · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that when I'm surfing some sites on the fringe of "warez", such as Abandonware, I get pop-ups for Warez sites. Also, some sites are adding porn ads to their pop-ups, which in turn link to Warez pop-ups.

    What does this have to do with FAST? Well, people have mentioned two categories of people who will use FAST: self-appointed vigilantes, and teenage boys.

    I'd like to add a third category: people who are PISSED OFF WITH POP-UPS. Yes, those of us out there who are starting to dislike what the Internet is becoming may not have much recourse towards the regular pop-ups and the porn ads (other than the pop-up stopper apps), but boy-oh-boy, there's an F button in the corner of that pop-ad for those Warez people!

    1. Re:The Silver Lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You know, it is possible to turn off those pop-ups. Sigh !!

  80. My antidotum by Shiny+Metal+S. · · Score: 3, Funny

    In order for this to work, each time you give a site an "F", you should be contractually bound so that if it turns out that the site is legit, then you are the one that gets in trouble: you would have to pay a fine. Then, in order to give people a motive for using this plug-in, the company should pay bounty money to the vigilante via a Paypal type system.

    My antidotum would be a website like this:

    Hey d00d! cHecK 0u+ Th15 c00L 50f+waRe! wHY pay 4 |t wh3N U can D/L it H3r3! HEHEHE!!! Ju5T U53 kEY: 1234514-13451-1345 & U g0T iT f0r FREE!!!!! WAREZ RULEZ!!!! & d0N'+ 4G3T 2 Ch3cK 0u+ Th1Z rU55iAn Und3Rgr0uNd Serv3R! tHey g0+ 4250 wAr3Z pR0grAmz!!!!!! cLiCK h3R3 to G3T 2 mY HidD3N FtP War3Z serv3R wItH ***FULL!!!*** vErS|0Ns Of gImP, m02|LLa, kDe, gN0m3, aPaCH3 WeB s3Rv3R (FULL ENTERPRISE VERSION, noT thE sHar3War3 Sh|T!!!!!) eV3rYtH|nG pAtcH3D & U d0NT nEEd Ser|AL NuMb3rZ & r3G k3Yz!!!!!!! Et cetera...

    A fine guaranteed.

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    ~shiny
    WILL HACK FOR $$$

  81. Is music software? by deepestblue · · Score: 1

    If a user finds him or herself on a Web site that sells illegal software -- be it music, games, movies or programs

    I thought that whether music is software or not is still out in the courts? How is it in the UK?

  82. The letter "F" by guinan · · Score: 1


    I enjoyed how the article specifically said that the 'F' stands for "fast" , not "fink".

    Looks like they know exactly what type or PR they're getting, and they like it.. Maybe they got the idea from all of the drug enforcers who wear "N" for "Noteworthy citizen" instead of .. :-)

  83. Use IE to fight terrorism by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    We could modify the F button to be a T button, and it could be used to alert the FBI about possible terrorists. I just know the old lady next door is a terrorist, and it would be really cool if I could rat on her while I'm surfing for porn.

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    Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
  84. what no m$ bashing yet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this MUST be a product from the evil empire out to gobble pengiuns. It must. what othter explanation could there be, hah? howcome you guys havent started on this track yet. what you waiting for !

    1. Re:what no m$ bashing yet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this MUST be a product from the evil empire out to gobble pengiuns. It must. what othter explanation could there be, hah? howcome you guys havent started on this track yet. what you waiting for !

      Such sarcasm, oh my god!!!

  85. Even better if you think about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then maybe they could get rid of all the fake sites and it would be easier to find a real one.

  86. he he he he by Tablizer · · Score: 1


    Wouldn't it be interesting if a virus came out that swapped this button with ctrl-alt-del button?

  87. comes bundled in windows 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or even in beta win2002 1/2. just you wait. your gonna get yours, you free software pinkos.

  88. Please someone mod this up by pdcull · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought it was funny!

  89. Who... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who was the dimwit who modded this "insightful"? Goddamn retard moderators.

  90. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  91. In the book by leonbrooks · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Just because it's in a book doesn't mean thats it's true!-Christian mom upon seeing son with genetics textbook.

    Doubly hilarious because said mother would also claim that other things are true because they're in The Book.

    Triply hilarious because the actual data (not necessarily the conclusions the book makes on said data) in the genetics textbook actually destroys the idea of Darwinist evolution (and PunkEek, if you care) pretty thoroughly. Michael Behe's book Darwin's Black Box makes some of the points involved in a really clear and readable way. So in theory Mum should be encouraging the reading of it...

    I wonder... are we far enough off topic yet? (-:
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    1. Re:In the book by Furrybuddha · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just wondering, exactly what parts of a genetics text book would disprove evolution? Also, using the quick statement of "just because it's in a book doesn't mean that it's true!" couldn't one quickly observe that this person (Michael Behe) is not simply lying and misinterpreting data in the same way he claims the darwinists are? Obviosly you have to question the standpoint of the people that are writing the books about religion and genetics or darwinism being in a stand off. I'd hate to say it but the ideas put forward in a genetics text book pretty much go against the bible's description of creation due to one VERY simple fact. I have a different Y chromosome than the people around me. As well, There are more than 3 observed X chromosomes in the world. Should we all be descended from Adam and Eve, we would all, without question have a single Y chromosome, and at most 3 X chromosomes. I'm sorry to dissapoint your desire for blatant faith over any kind of logic. I personally believe it to be possible for their to be correlations between scientific research and biblical stories, however as there is a huge amount of data pointing towards evolution being correct and as of yet NO evidence of ALL humans being descended from Adam and Eve, I will not accept them as the origins of the human race (with the exception of Jews or Islamics who can directly trace their bloodline to the patriarchs), and I will accept darwinian evolution as the best working model. Don't be stupidly faithful. God said to doubt all people, that includes the person who handed you the bible.

    2. Re:In the book by xtremex · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Adam and Eve isn't a literal play by play of the human race. Adam means "mankind". It's symbolic. The first 3 chapters of Genesis is a poem, that rhymes. It's main point is:
      "I created EVERYTHING. I'll give you a quick ditty on how it started." Then he busts into song. :)
      The Bible demands logic and does not demand blind faith. Pastor's are people who help you interpret the Bible, but, since they are human, they are prone to error.The first people to condemn are the people who take out passages that suit there particular situation. There is more detail on the creation of the world, that is NOT in Genesis that validates what we are discovering now. Read Daniel sometime. You'll start laughing at the people who quote Genesis by memeory.

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    3. Re:In the book by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have seen no empirical evidence whatsoever, published in an accredited, peer-reviewed scientific journal, which supports any detail of the 'creation of the world' as described in the bible. If you have such an article handy, it'd be nice if you posted the particulars so I could look it up in the scientific journal in question.

      Max

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    4. Re:In the book by nomadic · · Score: 2
      The Bible demands logic and does not demand blind faith.

      Well, most of the followers certainly demand blind faith.

      Best quote on the subject:
      Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind. ~Thomas Paine
    5. Re:In the book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now that gave me a laugh.. if I hadn't lost all my mod priveleges due to an editor bitchslapping an entire thread, I would definately give you a funny.

      it's good to see that someone has a sense of humour before the inevitable flamewar begins...

      also... it's a good book!

    6. Re:In the book by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
      also... it's a good book!

      Intrigue, scandal, romance, monsters, epic wars, planets created, travelogue, song, poetry, wild symbolic prophecy, history, floods, fires, rains of frogs, people raised from the dead, giants, miracles left and right... there's something in it for everyone! (-:
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    7. Re:In the book by crucini · · Score: 2
      Doubly hilarious because said mother would also claim that other things are true because they're in The Book.

      A familiar opposition, actually. "Burn the books and read the Book." --Ayatollah Khomeini in The Satanic Verses (from memory).
    8. Re:In the book by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Behe: A list of links to reviews of his book Lets just say his book doesn't look very good.

      -asb

    9. Re:In the book by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      I wonder... are we far enough off topic yet? (-:
      Apparantly not. Judging by the dozens if not hundreds of follow-ups to your off-topic post, I hereby request a new feature for Slash:

      If you can give us a button (that I don't care for and didn't ask for) so we label people "friends" or "foes," then please give us a button that lets us hide individual threads, like this one. One click on the parent and the whole thread disappears! Yippee!

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  92. I can see it now... by shr3k · · Score: 2, Funny

    [begin opening scroll]

    Corp Wars
    Episode X: The Fair-Use Menace

    A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away...

    The enforcement of digital rights in outlying systems is in dispute.

    The Greedy Federation Against Software Theft has started the shipment of FAST 'F' plugins to the small planet of Naboo backed by a blockade of deadly corporations...

    While the Congress of the United States endlessly ignores this alarming chain of events, the Senator from South Carolina, Fritz Hollings, has secretly dispatched representatives from the CBDPTA, the self-appointed guardians of IP, to support this effort..."

    -

  93. screenshot goes along with the report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I imagine these guys are going to be receiving lots of pictures of things like scat pr0n.

  94. from dictionay.com, & FAST related hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    warez

    /weirz/ A term used by software pirates use to describe a cracked game or application that is made available to the Internet, usually via FTP or telnet, often the pirate will make use of a site with lax security.

    Software piracy is illegal and should be reported to the Federation Against Software Theft (FAST).

    i know i use telnet for all my weirzing!

  95. FAST fascists by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    FAST has some other disturbing ideas.
    See their press release on their site dated 19 February 2002, 'Data Protection A "Safe Harbour" For Software Pirates?', which complains that "the Data Protection legislation causes some ISPs to be reluctant to release personal data of Internet businesses to third parties without the consent of the pirate or a court order," and goes on to say the "US Digital Millennium Copyright Act's 'take down' procedure [is a]a model for the future."

    "I am the Law," -- Judge Dredd

  96. Excellent. by mattr · · Score: 2

    Software piracy is the only force which *enables* Microsoft Office to be ubiquitous on the corporate desktop (at least in Japan which I know). Of course the OS comes with the machine, but some pirated/reused copies of the OS are also needed to build new machines etc.

    If everyone had to actually pay for this stuff and see it as a line item they might consider using free software. Perhaps the Fink button could be installed on all government workstations by law?

    Someone should give these assholes the address of that kid in Malaysia. A virus or two written by the BSA, M$ and the RIAA might have more effect (sheesh).

    1. Re:Excellent. by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Wow. I think I've had an epiphany. Despite the fact that I would never use the MS shit if I had to pay for every copy, it never occured to me that so many people and businesses feel the same way that the whole MS monopoly depends on piracy. What a hoot!

      So where does the XP thing leave them, I wonder? Have they shot themselves in the foot?

    2. Re:Excellent. by mattr · · Score: 2

      The cover of a Windows magazine here last issue says in HUGE letters, DON'T RUN WINDOWS XP WITH OUT-OF THE BOX SETTINGS.. It is an issue devoted to the new edition of Windows and they say how it totally screws up your computer and does all this bad stuff unless you mess with it first. The consensus in Tokyo seems to be, use Windows 2000 in-house if you can (or older OS's if already installed), DON'T use XP, and WinMe crashes a lot (but so does XP). Win2K seems to be pretty good.

  97. the trick here is to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    simply report as many non-pirated software sites as possible. thereby flooding them with so many deadend investigations that they can't afford to maintain the project.

    obviously, some sites (like FAST) they will ignore, but it you report personal home pages, obscure interest sites, etc. it will take them years to wade thru all that crap.

  98. Is there a Linux plugin for Mozilla? by xtremex · · Score: 2

    So when I use Direct Conect I can send them the IP of the person housing Oracle 9i. But then, they'll need 5 GB of shit to share before they can bust them :) Oh well, back to freenet I go.

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  99. Open Source Policework? by xee · · Score: 1

    Is this an example of the Thousands of Eyes technique being applied to policework? Didn't the nazis do that? (Ahoy Godwin) Tell on your neighbor, get a cookie.

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  100. How so? by xtremex · · Score: 2

    How is Nintendo losing money from people pirating a game the NO LONGER SELL????

    I mean , come on. If they haven't sold the game in 2 years, and they're bitching about people distributing it, resell it THEN bust them to loss of revenue.

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    1. Re:How so? by Bronster · · Score: 2

      How is Nintendo losing money from people pirating a game the NO LONGER SELL????

      Well, like - duh. It's because those sad pathetic losers would be playing games regardless, and if they can get the old games, that means that for the hours that they're playing the old game, they're not playing that game from Nintendo THAT THEY WOULD BE PLAYING IF THEY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE!!!!.

      As you can no doubt see, that's theft of game-player time from Nintendo - the same way that listening to non-RIAA artists is stealing valuable music listening time from the RIAA, and should be made illegal.

    2. Re:How so? by mpe · · Score: 2

      How is Nintendo losing money from people pirating a game the NO LONGER SELL????

      It dosn't matter, current copyright law is written in such a was as to allow such hording.

    3. Re:How so? by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 1

      As you can no doubt see, that's theft of game-player time from Nintendo

      Err, since when do Nintendo OWN game players?

    4. Re:How so? by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

      YHBT. YHL. HTH. HAND.

      (jfb)

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    5. Re:How so? by magister707 · · Score: 0

      SIMP!

  101. Make sure you... by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...don't press the button until after you have
    downloaded the software

  102. (offtopic) Re:The true question.... by Jeremi · · Score: 2
    (pronounced "war-ez" and not "wares" by the true junkies)


    One of the sysadmins at my previous job pronounced it that way, and I couldn't figure out why... isn't "warez" a shortened/l33t form of "softwares"? If so, shouldn't it be pronounced the same way? War-ez just sounds like Juarez, the city in Mexico...

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    1. Re:(offtopic) Re:The true question.... by shyster · · Score: 2
      One of the sysadmins at my previous job pronounced it that way, and I couldn't figure out why... isn't "warez" a shortened/l33t form of "softwares"? If so, shouldn't it be pronounced the same way? War-ez just sounds like Juarez, the city in Mexico...

      Interesting...I've never heard it pronounced War-ez, but I have heard of ware-ez. Sort of a play on "where is", I always figured. Note: if you hang out with software pirates long enough, everything always comes back to "where is xxx"

  103. What happens when... by pclinger · · Score: 1

    What happens when people just go around the Web and every page they go to, they click that button? They would just flood these people with false requests, and they would get nothing done.

    *goes to MSN.com* *clicks the F 500 times*

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  104. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  105. Woohoo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just think of all the sights I can do this to. microsoft.com, adobe.com, oracle.com, etc.

  106. I don't like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    denouncing is bad, very bad

  107. Hope they are up to the task by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    If enough people use this software liberally (I know I will :-), we should be able to submit every site on the world wide web to them in no time at all.

    Then they will have to look at it all.

    Sounds a lot like the problem they have now.....

  108. Really? I've heard it pronounced like . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . Juarez (for those that don't speak spanish, think "hwa-res"). Of course, that was by someone who didn't know much about them at the time, and even after he did learn about "warez" he kept pronouncing it that way, just to be facetious, and possibly annoying.

  109. I am SOOOO getting this..... by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, sweet sweet irony!!!

    I'm gonna get this thing and click that button on EVERY MICROSOFT PAGE I visit. Come on, you can't think that Microsoft really came up with Windows on it's own! Just stolen from Apple & Xerox of course. Maybe if enough people report Microsoft as a Warez site, they'll have to take it down!

    Hey, this is giving me ideas. How about if Apple sends a DMCA notice telling Microsoft to stop selling software that infringes on their IP!!! Love to see the response letter to that!

    But seriously, it would be best for everyone on slashdot to download this browser, and setup 'Push the Freaking Button' or similar software to automatically submit every site they visit. In millions of reports of Yahoo.com, do you think they could find the sites that are actually pirates? It would be better for them to just look through every site on the web on their own.

    Slashdotters: This is your mission should you choose to accept it... I am the inventor and owner of the color 'white', also known as '#FFFF'. Report any sites on the web you visit that are illegially using MY COLOR! Together, with the help of the DMCA, we can prevent IP infringements!

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    1. Re:I am SOOOO getting this..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I am the inventor and owner of the color 'white', also known as '#FFFF'.

      Isn't that yellow (or is it purple)?

    2. Re:I am SOOOO getting this..... by Peter+Harris · · Score: 2
      I am the inventor and owner of the color 'white', also known as '#FFFF'

      Also known more accurately as "cyan" or "undefined". Yes, all websites with badly-formatted hex colour strings should be shut down! And web designers making heavy use of the colour #00FFFF should probably be treated for pathological lack of taste.

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  110. My informants tell me you've been harboring spies. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    It's probably already been brought up, but this would be so easy to abuse it's pathetic. "I DON'T LIKE THE SCORE SLASHDOT GAVE MY LAST COMMENT!!!" *hits the F-Key numerous times* Oooh, yeah, can see this really working out 9_9

    Maybe it's just me, but this is the first time I've heard of FAST. Besides providing "legal assistance", what weight do they have behind them? It's gonna be like crank-calling 911 without any consequences. Do they have the super-human ability to call in a Gestapo-esque strike on your business or home? "Hmmm... Slashdot has recieved 12,000 "alerts"... We'll have to...?" But Officer, I swear Slashdot is pirating software! What a freaking mess...

    "Opinions are like armpits; Everybody has two and they stink."

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  111. If butcher shops worked like the game industry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    -- Someone broke into my freezer last night and stole some of my meat.
    -- How much was it worth?
    -- Well, it was some old, rotting meat that I was wasn't planning to sell anymore and was going to throw out in the morning. But if it were fresh, I would have sold it for $ 20.
    -- So you were robbed of $ 20.
    -- Right.

  112. ... A ... is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the letter 'A' is classically advised.

  113. Stupid Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this was offered, you could make money off of yourself, and it wouldn't be hard to set up networks (people) to cash in. Go upload some stuff, click F, cash in, repeat. What's better than getting free stuff? Getting paid!!!

  114. how ineffective by maxpublic · · Score: 2

    What's really amusing is that most illegal software trading doesn't happen over the web - it's too open and too easy to track back to a specific source. The real lion's share of this activity happens over ftp (often through servers set up on hacked computers, especially clueless cable users who leave their systems wide open) and irc.

    Ratting out web sites will have little effect on warez trading.

    Max

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    1. Re:how ineffective by modipodio · · Score: 1

      In my opinion they are not out to stop people trading warez or to catch the groups that crack the software what they want to do is make a quick buck of people who can afford to pay , i.e business's who have pirated software
      installed ,which was either installed with the boss's knoweledge or by one of the staff, they do not care either way they win and some one has to pay the fine they levy.

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  115. No F is fine by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    That is F for "Fink"

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  116. Here's yur first warez link !! by AftanGustur · · Score: 2

    Let's all include a page or two somewhere on our sites marked as warez, fill it with linkes marked as latezt offize xp etc.. and have the links point at some real ware

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  117. Easy Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Launch a campaign.. get everyone to download this software and click the button in a random order.. every few days.. flood the system with denouncements.

  118. Or, you could always mark the button... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "F" for fucking retarded.

    or maybe,

    "N" for narc on your friends.

  119. Warez on the web? Sweet! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    The funny part about it assumes that people get their software from web sites.

    Warez groups [almost] never have their own hosting companies. That being said - hosting companies aren't going to get involved in hosting this stuff for them.

    They might look the other way, but as long as they walk that fine line that is the law there is little anyone can do. Either the groups are dumb and their site is closed fast or they are smart and no one even knows.

    As you can guess warez groups use something way better than the Web. What about P2P et. al.?

    I'm not going to look on the web, I'm getting back on gnutella....

  120. Out to make a buck. by modipodio · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing is happening all around the world.In Dublin city I Have seen people in shiny bright red satin coats handing out flier's in the city center promising a reward if you phone a number and turn in your company for pirating software.

    The difference bettween denounce's click and report method and the phone and report method is that with the phone and report method you get paid if the boss get's busted.

    This sort of employee informer culture idea has some interesting implication's , for both boss and staff.

    If the staff install the warez without the knoweledge of the boss is the boss liable?
    Does the boss really know what the staff are downloading or are using the office cd copier to copy ,in short how clued in are bosses about warez these days ?

    This whole attitude of informing on your company
    primarily targets people who are not on the best term's with there company, these people In my mind could be very likely candidates,(if they were given notice that they were to be laid off), to go into the office and download/install a fair old bit of warez,(perhaps using some one elses password), and report there company, especially if they were earning a bit of money in the process

    The main thing's I can see this realy doing is making bosses alot more paranoid about what there staff are doing and generating alot more legal desputes over liability ,(i.e who installed what and why ).

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  121. Genetics discrediting evolution by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Just wondering, exactly what parts of a genetics text book would disprove evolution?

    Where shall I start...

    The parts that describe genetic burden?

    The parts that describe the mechanisms for correcting genetic drift?

    The parts that describe processes and structures which literally could not possibly have formed gradually?

    The parts which delve into rates of change and basically support, if anything, punk-eek?

    The parts which attempt to describe `parallel evolution' with a straight face (e.g. large fructivorous bats, octopi and humans all share the same visual processing system (modulo a non-retroverted retina for the octopi), small insectivorous bats have a completely different visual system but share wing structure with the big bats) (another e.g., there are visual systems ranging from light spots though the arrays of sensors in some starfish, compound (multi-spot) insect eyes, other insects with compunded individual eyes, the complex crystal arrays of the trilobite, mantis shrimp (which see in up to 13 different colour ranges including UV, have filters, and can see polarised light), lobster eyes (the design was borrowed for an orbiting X-ray scope), our own eyes (and the non-inverted versions in cats, octopi et al), and no doubt more that I've forgotten or not yet run across, all of which or completely, structurally and neurologically different)?

    The parts describing the many billions of nucleotides which go into our DNA?

    The parts which touch on origin-of-life (and so origin-of-genetics) experiments (which are now less) definite than when Miller and Urey made their tar)?

    The parts investigating mutation `clocks' (they contradict each other)?

    Any one of these is a bit of a ball-breaker for evolution, and this is just one field!
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    1. Re:Genetics discrediting evolution by kmellis · · Score: 1

      Assuming that ecologists and specialists in evolutionary theory are unlikely to be friendly to your argument; I'm curious: can you find and post here ten molecular biologists that support your arguments? My friend (sole-authorship in a recent "Nature") won't. Most of your objections are old, old, old objections to evolution that pre-date much knowledge about genetics. They didn't hold water then, and they don't hold water now. And, please, write "punctuated equilibrium" instead of your ridiculous use of an absurd diminutive intended to imply your possession of a supposedly esoteric knowledge. It's more embarassing than impressive.

    2. Re:Genetics discrediting evolution by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Yawn. You really should try harder. Again, go to www.talkorigins.org.
      So far, all of your arguements are false.

      -asb

  122. Genetics doesn't work like that by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    I have a different Y chromosome than the people around me. As well, There are more than 3 observed X chromosomes in the world. Should we all be descended from Adam and Eve, we would all, without question have a single Y chromosome, and at most 3 X chromosomes.

    You do put up some off-the-wall proposals, don't you? (-:

    Your `proof' would break evolution just as surely as it broke creation, unless you want to posit a great number of parallel evolutionary steps at each point along the way from molecules to man.

    Turning to a Christian perspective, there's the fall. Even if the race had started with a single, unalterable set of chromosomes, you'd expect to find significant damage in them by now, or to put it another way, significant variation due to damage.

    But aside from all of that, there is natural variation built into sexual reproduction (and in lesser degree to asexual as well). If there wasn't, every child a couple had would be identical. You will agree that in practice they aren't?
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    1. Re:Genetics doesn't work like that by B.J.+Blazkowicz · · Score: 1

      "Even if the race had started with a single, unalterable set of chromosomes, you'd expect to find significant damage in them by now, or to put it another way, significant variation due to damage"

      So you admit there are random genetic mutations! that's the basement of the darwinian theory :p
      So, within a period of millions of years, how can one think that new species cannot appear?

      BTW, God does not exist. [I shouldn't say that. It's useless. Even Alicebot (www.alicebot.org) who is an artificial entity told me I was wrong]

    2. Re:Genetics doesn't work like that by Furrybuddha · · Score: 0

      X and Y chromosomes do not suffer the same fate as other chromosomes, as they are not split and overlapped in the processes of sexual cell division. It has been proven that a single Y chromosome is still consistant over 3000 years at least. This is the basis of how people are tested for descendency from the Kohenite tribe of Judaism. All people who are of the Kohenite tribe are male descendants of male descendants traced all the way back to Aaron (brother of Moses). The same Y chromosome exists in every one of them. To say that the Y chromosome of adam would not have been passed down, or would have suffered some breakdown in the 6000 years of time since his recorded (from the bible) time on this earth would be asking us to accept even more radical theories on the rate of evolution. The testing for the specific Y chromosome is actually what is used for generic testing of an area for Jewish heritage. With a large enough sampling, if a portion of the population has the Kohenite chromosome, it is typically accepted as an indication of Jewish heritage. The prinicple sources of "damage" that you talk about to chromosomes do not effect the dna of the sex cells (sun light rarely falls upon that area to cause genetic mutations). Not all children are identical, this is a product of the non-x and non-y chromosomes which are greatly outnumbered. Children are not identical, but all male children of a single father will have the exact same y chromosome.

  123. Model citizen by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    I will accept darwinian evolution as the best working model.

    I don't know that I'd be prepared to take a stand alongside Lenin, Hitler, Mao and others, all social engineers working from a Darwinist background and using Social Darwinism to carry out their aims.

    But it's a free country. Sort of.
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    1. Re:Model citizen by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Gee, Leon. So busy lying today, I see. There is no relation between Darwin's theory of evolution and so called Social Darwinism. It's like claiming that Christianity is racist because the Klan was a "Christian" organization.

      -asb

  124. Fear is the mind-killer by leonbrooks · · Score: 3
    Don't be stupidly faithful. God said to doubt all people, that includes the person who handed you the bible.

    I guess the obvious response is `says who?' (-:

    What God does say is `Prove all things, hold fast that which is good' in 1Thessalonians 5:21, but if you distrust the Bible, why would you apply just that one verse from it? (-:

    God is not coin-op, not a performing monkey, but if you seriously ask Him to prove Himself to you personally (ask, not demand), He often will. But you must be listening. Or shall I quote you the parable of the man on the roof of the flooded house?
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    1. Re:Fear is the mind-killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      smiley's are like this: ":-)" you dickwad.

    2. Re:Fear is the mind-killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smilies are spelled like this: "smilies," you troll.

    3. Re:Fear is the mind-killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but if you seriously ask Him to prove Himself to you personally (ask, not demand), He often will. But you must be listening.

      To the voices of hope from your subconscious.

      Seriously, if god "revealed himself" to me I'd think about checking myself into the nearest mental health clinic.
      Lets assume that you're right and that there is a god as depicted in the bible. In that case, the 53% of the world's population that believes in another god or religion is wrong.

      Imagine a Hindu boy living in India, his god reveals himself to him and he is happy. Unfortunately at the same time, John, a christian has his god revealed to him. Now which one of these boys is right? Both would swear that they have glimpsed god yet both cannot be right.
      This does not prove there is no god, but it makes the specificness of most of the world's religions seem rather arrogant.

    4. Re:Fear is the mind-killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comma goes outside of the quotation marks, you dickwad.

    5. Re:Fear is the mind-killer by arkanes · · Score: 2
      If something wants me to worship it, it better have a damn good reason. The parable of the man on the roof is as good of evidence for the non existence of God, the existence of Buddha, or the existence of Bob as it anything else. In fact, what it more or less teaches is that you should do things for yourself and not rely upon supernatural intervention - essentially that even if God exists, he's not relevant.

      Personally, my viewpoint is that even if the Christian god does exist, I wouldn't worship Him - read the bible. I don't put up with that kind of game-playing crap from people, I won't put up with it from a God.

  125. Adam by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Adam means "mankind". It's symbolic. The first 3 chapters of Genesis is a poem, that rhymes. It's main point is: "I created EVERYTHING. I'll give you a quick ditty on how it started."

    Actually, the root meaning of Adam is `red'. And the book StarLight and Time contains one example of a cosmology which fits Genesis as literal. It seems likely that there are others.
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  126. What about W for Witch? by Escoutaire · · Score: 1

    What about W for Witch?

    When I get this, do I get my Puritan style hat and ducking stool thrown in?

    Escoutaire

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  127. Peering at reviews by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    I have seen no empirical evidence whatsoever, published in an accredited, peer-reviewed scientific journal, which supports any detail of the 'creation of the world' as described in the bible.

    If it seems dark to you, it's because you're so far up yourself that you can't see out. (-:

    Read these:

    http://www.i5ive.com/article.cfm/christianity_scie nce/75915
    http://www.visi.com/~contra_m/cm/reviews/cm06_rev_ creationists.html
    http://mypage.direct.ca/w/writer/gish-response.htm l
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/docs/538.asp
    http://www.aaas.org/spp/dser/RESOURCE/WARMING.HTM
    http://www.rae.org/censor.html

    ...then tell me why you expect such an article to be considered for publication. There are many more examples around if you want them.

    Nevertheless, Robert V Gentry, Willem J Ouweneel and other Creationist authors have had material published in journals like Nuclear Physics, Science, Nature and Journal of Geophysical Research, including the odd snippet of material which might cast doubt on the ruling Darwinist ideology.

    Quote:

    On May 19, 1992 Humphreys submitted his article *"Compton scattering and the cosmic microwave background bumps" to the Scientific Correspondence section of the British journal Nature. The editorial staff knew Humphreys was a creationist and didn't want to publish it (even though the article did not contain any glaring creationist implications). The editorial staff didn't even want to send it through official peer review. Six months later Nature published an article by someone else on the same topic, having the same conclusions. Thus, most creationist researchers realize it is simply a waste of time to send journal editors openly creationist articles. To say that a "slight bias" exists on the part of journal editors would be an understatement.


    There is a layman's version of the article on-line at ICR (ref 5 mentions Nature).

    Any questions so far?
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    1. Re:Peering at reviews by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Sorry, these so called sources are so discredited, it isn't even funny. Just a bunch of raving loony creationists. Go to http://www.talkorigins.org - there is plenty of info refuting these crackpots.

      By the way, most mainstream Christian denominations have no problem whatsoever with the theory of evolution. And the theory of evolution is one of the best supported theories in all of science.

      -fm

    2. Re:Peering at reviews by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Among many other things:

      Gish says, in your link, that "Arthur claims that the mandate of the modern creationist movement is to introduce the biblical story of creation into public school classrooms by disguising it as science. This is a false accusation that is repeated frequently in science journals and the mass media."

      It's interesting, then, that at least two courts found that the point was to introduce the Bible into schools, and that creationism is not science.
      Yes, evolutionists are getting seriously tired of a belief system held by people who "view this whole battle as one between God and anti-God forces" (Paul Ellwanger, author of the creationism bill enacted in Arkansas), or people from the Institute for Creation Research, which makes all its members swear to the truth of Biblical creation. Maybe if they were consistently dealing with scientific arguments, they would be inclined to listen. But Creationists have almost invariably "met God", and are spouting "divine truth", not scientific evidence.

      McLean v. Arkansas Board of Education. A court of law found that creationism is not science.

    3. Re:Peering at reviews by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      You didn't answer my request. Here it is once again; read slowly if you have trouble parsing English:

      "I have seen no empirical evidence whatsoever, published in an accredited, peer-reviewed scientific journal, which supports any detail of the 'creation of the world' as described in the bible. If you have such an article handy, it'd be nice if you posted the particulars so I could look it up in the scientific journal in question."

      The cites you give are creationist claptrap that would never be considered for any remotely scientific journal. I wanted something concrete and you gave be blithering, dim-witted propaganda.

      Max

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  128. Hack the Denounce plugin by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    How long before people have binaries or java (web) applets that can kindly disable the 'F'? Ridiculous. Moreover, I say it's a kindness, since this feature is a very BAD THING (tm). If I had never heard of it, I would probably be lost as to its use. Yet another thing to break and confuse the ill-informed.

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  129. In East Germany, by Quila · · Score: 2

    they found that half of the population was ratting out the other half to the Stasi...

  130. Beware the comfy chair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next we all be asked "Are you using or have you ever used a 'nix distro"

    How long before admission of having ever read the GPL is declared a non-american (communist) activity.

  131. Ooooh! This is a lot of fun! by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    hehehehe (giggling homer-style..) I just installed it and I'm submitting every page on Micro$oft.com. As soon as I get tired, i'll just uninstall it again. Sure hope it doesn't check MY HD though!

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  132. Right... by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Next up, Microsoft introduces new software that installs an "S" button in Windows. Whenever you're feeling really stupid, you press the "S" button and Microsoft charges your credit card for $20.

    The best part? The software only costs $10! That's half the price of a click on the "S" button.

    Why would people want to use this? Just ask Bob:

    "I used to fall prey to homeless people and marketing executives. Then I got Microsoft S Button. After hitting the S Button 20 times the first day, I realized that the smart thing to do would be to not hit the button. Now I save $400 each day I don't use the button! But I know it's there for me when I lapse into stupidity, and it sets me straight again. Thank you Microsoft S Button."

  133. The scarlet letter A... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    absurd

  134. List of molecular biologists supporting creation by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Here's a few to get you started:
    • Ian G. Macreadie, PhD Molecular Biology, Monash University, Aus (also genetics, biochemistry, author of over 70 research publications and five patents, also a co-recipient of the 1997 CSIRO Chairman's Medal)
    • Andre Eggen, PhD Animal/Molecular Genetics, Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich (over 60 papers)
    • Kelly Hollowell, JD, PhD Molecular and Cellular Pharmacology, University of Miami (also an attorney, published in the Journal of Neurobiology)
    • Gary Parker, BA in Biology/Chemistry (high hons), Wabash College, Crawfordville (admission to Phi Beta Kappa, masters thesis published in Copeia)
    • Dr Pierre Gunnar Jerlström, PhD Molecular Biology, Griffin University, Aus (Alexander von Humboldt Fellow at Technical University of Braunschweig, Germany)
    • Dr/Prof Leonid Korochkin, MD Genetics/Molecular Biology/Neurobiology (Russia)
    • Dr John Marcus, PhD Biological Chemistry, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
    • Dr Michael Behe, PhD Biochemistry (Prof Biochemistry at LeHigh)
    • Dr Jonathan Wells, PhD Molecular and Cell Biology, UCB
    • Dr Gordon Mills, PhD Biochemistry, University of Michigan

    ...and an interesting one, Dr Hubert Yockey, who believes on grounds such as these that Darwinism did not produce or develop life, but has no idea what did.

    I can also find about another two dozen biochemists and molecular biochemists, but don't have as much detail about their qualifications and careers. You really are asking something akin to references for Jewish scientists in Nazi Germany, but nevertheless...

    One of the other ID sites has this to say about DBB: `It went through twelve printings before being issued in paperback, and has been cited and reviewed internationally in over one hundred publications, and was recently named by National Review and World magazine as one of the one hundred most important books of the 20th century.'

    About Behe: `In addition to publishing over 35 articles in refereed biochemical journals Dr. Behe has also written editorial features in The New York Times, Boston Review, the American Spectator and National Review and has presented and debated his work at various conferences, including at the State University of New York, Stony Brook, the University of Notre Dame, Princeton University, University of Massachusetts at Amherst and Cambridge University. Besides many radio and television interviews, in 1997, he was featured on two episodes of the PBS program Technopolitics.'

    Since you seem to like argument from authority, here are some interesting and related quotes:

    "The evolution of the genetic machinery is the step for which there are no laboratory models; hence one can speculate endlessly, unfettered by inconvenient facts. The complex genetic apparatus in present-day organisms is so universal that one has few clues as to what the apparatus may have looked like in its most primitive form." (Dickerson, Richard E. [Professor of Molecular Biology, University of California, Los Angeles]., "Chemical Evolution and the Origin of Life," Scientific American, Vol. 239, No. 3, September 1978, p.77).


    "Due to this scarcity of financial resources the study of the origins of life has been forced to become a most efficient and cost-effective industry from just a thimble-full of facts the scientists engaged in that study manage to generate a virtually endless supply of theories!" (Scott, Andrew [biochemist and science writer], "The Creation of Life: Past, Future, Alien," Basil Blackwell: Oxford UK, 1986, p.111).


    "More than 30 years of experimentation on the origin of life in the fields of chemical and molecular evolution have led to a better perception of the immensity of the problem of the origin of life on Earth rather than to its solution. At present all discussions on principal theories and experiments in the field either end in stalemate or in a confession of ignorance. New lines of thinking and experimentation must be tried." (Dose, Klaus [Director, Institute for Biochemistry, Gutenberg University, Germany], "The Origin of Life: More Questions Than Answers," Interdisciplinary Science Reviews, Vol. 13, No. 4, 1988, p.348).


    "The first assumption was that non-living things gave rise to living material. This is still just an assumption. It is conceivable that living material might have suddenly appeared on this world in some peculiar manner, say from another planet, but this then raises the question, "Where did life originate on that planet?" We could say that life has always existed, but such an explanation is not a very satisfactory one. Instead, the explanation that nonliving things could have given rise to complex systems having the properties of living things is generally more acceptable to most scientists. There is, however, little evidence in favour of biogenesis and as yet we have no indication that it can be performed. There are many schemes by which biogenesis could have occurred but these are still suggestive schemes and nothing more. They may indicate experiments that can be performed, but they tell us nothing about what actually happened some 1,000 million years ago. It is therefore a matter of faith on the part of the biologist that biogenesis did occur and he can choose whatever method of biogenesis happens to suit him personally; the evidence for what did happen is not available." (Kerkut, Gerald A. [Emeritus Professor of Neuroscience, University of Southampton, UK], "Implications of Evolution," in Kerkut G.A., ed. "International Series of Monographs on Pure and Applied Biology, Division: Zoology," Volume 4, Pergamon Press: New York NY, 1960, p.150).


    "But what if the vast majority of scientists all have faith in the one unverified idea? The modern 'standard' scientific version of the origin of life on earth is one such idea, and we would be wise to check its real merit with great care. Has the cold blade of reason been applied with sufficient vigour in this case? Most scientists want to believe that life could have emerged spontaneously from the primeval waters, because it would confirm their belief in the explicability of Nature - the belief that all could be explained in terms of particles and energy and forces if only we had the time and the necessary intellect. They also want to believe because their arch opponents - religious fundamentalists such as creationists - do not believe in life's spontaneous origin. It is this combative atmosphere which sometimes encourages scientists writing and speaking about the origin of life to become as dogmatic and bigoted as the creationist opponents they so despise." (Scott, Andrew [biochemist and science writer], "The Creation of Life: Past, Future, Alien," Basil Blackwell: Oxford UK, 1986, pp.111-112. Emphasis in original).


    "What makes the origin of life and of the genetic code a disturbing riddle is this: the genetic code is without any biological function unless it is translated; that is, unless it leads to the synthesis of the proteins whose structure is laid down by the code. But, as Monod points out the machinery by which the cell (at least the nonprimitive cell which is the only one we know) translates the code `consists of a least fifty macromolecular components which are themselves coded in DNA' (Monod, 1970; 1971, 143). Thus the code cannot be translated except by using certain products of its translation. This constitutes a really baffling circle: a vicious circle, it seems for any attempt to form a model, or a theory, of the genesis of the genetic code." (Popper, Karl R., [Emeritus Professor of Philosophy, University of London], "Scientific Reduction and the Essential Incompleteness of All Science," in "Studies in the Philosophy of Biology," Vol. 259, 1974, pp.259-284, p.270).


    "Anyone trying to solve this puzzle immediately encounters a paradox. Nowadays nucleic acids are synthesized only with the help of proteins, and proteins are synthesized only if their corresponding nucleotide sequence is present. It is extremely improbable that proteins and nucleic acids, both of which are structurally complex, arose spontaneously in the same place at the same time. Yet it also seems impossible to have one without the other. And so, at first glance, one might have to conclude that life could never, in fact, have originated by chemical means." (Orgel, Leslie E. [biochemist and Resident Fellow, Salk Institute for Biological Studies], "The Origin of Life on the Earth," Scientific American, Vol. 271, No. 4, October 1994, p.54).
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  135. You don't need to spoof the goddamn things by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Every day in my HTTP logs I get dozens of computers volunteering to be owned by code-red probing me. Search for cmd.exe in your HTTP logs and you'll find plenty of code-red infected machines you could send your "spoofed" packets from.

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  136. Browser plugin? by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

    Companies that base business plans around browser plug-ins usually end up here. Maybe it stands for "we need Funding."

  137. Non-random mutations by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    So you admit there are random genetic mutations!

    A lot depends on your view of `random'. If by `random' you mean `many good, many neutral, many bad', then no.

    If OTOH you mean `almost universally destructive' then yes. You can think of it as entropy, or as the effects of the Fall of man, it works out the same either way: consistently downhill, not up.

    that's the basement of the darwinian theory

    Basement? I think you meant `basis', and benign mutations are only one necessary precursor to evolution.

    Another is effective natural selection. Natural selection as found in the wild acts in a strongly conservative manner, which in plain English means that it works to keep things the same, to destroy change. This is the complete opposite of Richard Dawkins' `methinks it is like a weasel' program, which acts with teleology and enormous strength to preserve specific changes.

    Another precursor is that the basic genetic material have enough capacity for variation that it can bridge species barriers, which it evidently does not.

    There also have to be viable lifeforms before biological evolution has anything upon which to operate, which is another big problem.

    There are more. (-:
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  138. Now You're Getting It! by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    A lot of these software enforcement companies use extortion tactics that bring to mind organized crime strategies. Easy way around it though: Mandate free software company wide.

    Wouldn't it be ironic if, after all these years, the commercial software world destroyed itself with its greed while trying to follow in the footsteps of the RIAA and the MPAA?

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  139. Warez for sale? by darien · · Score: 2

    From the article: if a user finds him or herself on a Web site that sells illegal software -- be it music, games, movies or programs -- one click on the "F" will pull up a box....

    I have to say, I've seen thousands of warez sites in my time, and almost none of them were actually trying to sell me anything beyond adverts. The vast, vast majority of pirate software is traded for free: the pirates get nothing out of it beyond kudos, and access to yet more warez. I suspect FAST are trying to make the pirates look more evil than they really are.

    And anyway, the vast majority of pirate software isn't traded on the web. Dalnet, KaZaA and Hotline are all a much, much better bet than spending hours going round and round in circles following fake linkes, porn links, topsites etc...

  140. thanks guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for reminding me again why I decided to no longer come to this site.

    I see the average age (mental) of the people here has degraded by another decade over the last 6 months and is now fast approaching zero.

    Maybe noone will report sites pirating software (which is still illegal, as is advocating pirated software), but if it even raises the awareness of people to the problem that's something.

    The software piracy problem is now quickly becoming large enough that large companies may need to stop releasing new products soon.
    If 90% of the copies in use are stolen goods, there just is not enough market to warrant the cost of creating them anymore.
    And don't come running with nice ideas about open source and free software. The people creating that all have paying jobs or they couldn't afford to (or else they are leeches on society with their unemployment benefits while not trying to get a job) and most of those jobs ARE in software companies or they'd not have the skill to write that open software on the side.

  141. re the "FAST" site, and other reportware by Reziac · · Score: 2

    I notice that EVERY link on the site is purely javascript. One common reason for making all links be js-only (NON-working in browsers with js turned off) is to make sure every click, and the origin of every click, is logged in a particular way.

    Yep, I trust 'em already, as much as I do the 800 lb. gorilla. In fact I think I'll climb right into the cage with that rampaging gorilla, after all I'm sure he won't hurt me...

    BTW, folks... not entirely off topic since this is akin, being reportware: Intuit's TurboTax now forcibly installs IE5.5, like it or not, and it wouldn't uninstall. Next time I went online with that box (Win98), guess where the first ding on my firewall comes from? You guessed it -- an IP owned by Micro$oft. Apparently IE did an outgoing call AROUND ZoneAlarm, and evoked a response, even tho IE was not running... unless you count its hooks into the shell.

    And I never use IE, I'm a pure Netscape type.

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  142. Not Pirating! by Builder · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever gone to Microsoft, killed the guards , boarded the company and stolen their software? Has anyone had this same group of people come round their house, kill the family and take the software ?

    Piracy is the act of boarding a ship and taking the goods by force. There is usually a lot of killing involved.

    The industry started using this word to make people associate the non-payment of licence fees with this wanton killing and mayhem. Sites like this should know better than to propagate this meme.

    Lets face it - Most companies these days are telling us that even if we pay them money, we still never own the product! So how can these people be stealing it? The company still has their copy at the end of the day and many of the people who copied it probably would not have bought it even if they could not copy it.

    Don't believe the lost sales figures. And please stop using the word pirate to describe people who commit Intellectual Property infringements. You are just feeding the media hype.

  143. bullshit by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    this is false. There are numbers called Carmichael numbers that pass this "fermat test" for all numbers and yet are not prime (561 is one IIRC) ie 3^i mod i=3, 5^i mod i=5. 561=3*11*17 although i do not recall if this is a carmichael number and i dont have time to check it. Proving numbers are PROBABLY primes is easy.

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  144. Re:How to make kill free software. by Reziac · · Score: 2

    I can also see it used as a means of harrassing people who offer free software for download -- they'd wind up spending half their time and energy (and probably a fair amount of money) defending themselves, since the natural adjunct of an informer-driven bust system is "guilty until proven innocent".

    Once this trick catches on, it could easily be used (possibly by certain companies already prone to astroturf activities) to harrass free software into insolvency, or at least off the net. Retail sales by existing companies (ie. those who offer retail-packed CDs) probably would be untouched, but it could certainly kill online access for the average person who just wants to download that kernel update.

    You see, the problem with informer-driven systems is that they can just as easily be used to harrass the innocent as to finger the guilty. And a system of fines and rewards for bad or good busts sounds great, until you realise that it won't touch those who abuse the system via the "anonymous reporting" method built into the tool.

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  145. Just a cover for MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FaST is just a cover for M$, and a few others, so they won't be interested in real-world license abuse like ignoring the GPL terms. FaST is only interested in extracting as much license revenue as possible for the select few software firms that bankroll it.

    The way to kill it will be for everyone to download this plug-in and to send in reports regardless of whether they are true or not. Take em so long to sift through it they will wish they'd never come up with the idea.

  146. Break the system! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone, download this plugin, and hit F on every single freaking webpage you visit!

  147. big hairy deal by scrytch · · Score: 2

    1) It's just snake oil, FAST stands for nothing except for the way in which they're making a buck (or euro) by selling this idea to ... investors? I really can't think of a single company that goes out of its way to load its browser down with plug-ins, much less leave license control up to the desktop user, and Joe and Jill user could sincerely not care less.

    2) IE has a million plug-ins, controls, and toolbars out there. This is just another one no one will bother using.

    3) It doesn't take very sophisticated vbscript to query for the existence of a control. Warez sites need merely lock out (or do much worse to) browsers that have e-Denounce installed.

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  148. N is for NARC by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

    Let's play "Who want's to be a taddler."

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  149. I resemble that remark! by jacobb · · Score: 2
    hehe. I like to be thought of as a greedy anarchist. I think it's very favourable.

    Cheers. Point taken.

  150. goop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are full of rancid poo, my dear.

  151. this is actually a great idea! by jafac · · Score: 2

    We need a button on Mozilla, to report sites that don't use non-compliant html. Then we can sent the html-compliance police out and have these rogue webmasters' attitudes adjusted.

    This kind of technology has TONS of uses.
    Sites that harvest email addresses for spammers.
    Sites with misleading or false advertising.
    Sites with poor UI design.

    god, I love it!

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  152. webcam included? by phyxeld · · Score: 1

    "Included in FAST's software is Webcam software that captures a live example of the site for evidence as well as other basic information about the site," Heathcote Hobbins said.
    Methinks Heathcote Hobbins has absolutely no idea what a webcam is.
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  153. Give em something to do by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    Get this software - and hit f every time you go to any page... or every time you hit the mainpage of slashdot. (talk about a new meaning to the slashdot effect)

  154. Re:If butcher shops worked like the game industry. by xtremex · · Score: 2

    I had an old couch that I haven't used in years sitting in outside in the backyard. Someone took it..I'm glad..now I odn't have to take it to the dump.

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  155. You're calling AAAS creationist? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    The cites you give are creationist claptrap that would never be considered for any remotely scientific journal.

    The last time I looked, the AAAS was not exactly creationist. Does your statement prove that you're so bigoted that you wouldn't read anything that you might disagree with?
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  156. dork.origins by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Sorry, these so called sources are so discredited, it isn't even funny. Just a bunch of raving loony creationists. Go to http://www.talkorigins.org [talkorigins.org] - there is plenty of info refuting these crackpots.


    The depends; does `refuting' mean `saying lots of things I agree with, even if it is talking past the issues, erecting strawmen, arguing from false premises and fudging results' or does it mean `reasoning from the data to a contradiction'? Talk.origins is gunwhale-down with the former, and kind of deprived of the latter. They sometimes can't even tell who said what.

    Then again, who needs Creationists to disprove evolution?
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  157. Vote for God? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    In that case, the 53% of the world's population that believes in another god or religion is wrong.

    Concensus reality? The right God is the one with the most adherents?
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  158. Cheap throwaway lines by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Again, go to www.talkorigins.org. So far, all of your arguements are false

    When did assertion become proof? Show us that you actually understand something, anything! Address an argument instead of waving it off. Show us your brains, rather than clinging to someone else's opinion!
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    1. Re:Cheap throwaway lines by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1
      The theory of evolution is one of the best supported scientific theories. An overwhelming number of scientists working in related fields concur. And most of them are Christian. Your "sources" are are from groups that are, IMO, a bunch of Christian fundamentalist crackpots. Not only do the mainstream Christian denominations have no arguement with the theory of evolution, they teach it in their colleges and universities.

      The theory of evolution does what all good scientific theories do - they explain the evidence, and can be used to make predictions.
      It explains the fossel record, bacteria resistance to antibiotics, relationships of species, differences in DNA between species, etc.

      By the way, if there was a
      • SERIOUS
      challenge to the theory of evolution, it could make a scientists career. Heck, these days, it could make them rich. Think about the potential in biological research, taking new directions. So far, though, there have been no real challenge to that 143 year old theory - just minor refinements.
      Few scientific theories have held up as well.

      So, can you tell me what a scientific theory of creationism is? It has to follow all of the usual rules for a scientific theory - explain the data, be falsifiable, and be able to make predictions.
      Just saying "God done it!" won't work.

      -asb
  159. Talk.origins by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

    Talking past issues, erecting strawmen, arguing from false premises, fudging results - these are all of the standard creationist tactics. These are documented at
    http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-creation is ts.html

    I got a kick out of your link above "WISTAR destroys evolution". "Evolutionary theory is a myth". Hmmmm. The value of a scientfic theory is in its ability to explain data, and to make predictions. The theory of evolution is one of the best supported theories in science, so it's hardly a myth.

    By the way, trying to point out minor disagreements by scientists in fields related to evolution, and then claiming that it disproves the theory of evolution is dangerous. Someone could also claim that the far greater differences between the Christian denominations proves that Christianity is a myth :).

    Oh, and while you are at it, could you please post a scientific theory of creation? It must explain the data, be falsifiable, and make predictions - a standard for all scientific theories. I know that the good folks at the Usenet newsgroup talk.origins have been asking creationists that for many. many years for that, and have never gotten an answer.

    -asb

  160. Support for your theory by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    The theory of evolution is one of the best supported scientific theories. An overwhelming number of scientists working in related fields concur.

    Disagree. Popular != well-supported.

    `Well-supported' means that there is much evidence to back it. Evolution has had much opinion, much theory and much modelling grow up around it but essentially zero actual hard evidence in support of it being right.

    As one man, an evolutionist, said, `For over twenty years I had thought that I was working on evolution in some way. One morning I woke up, and something had happened in the night, and it struck me that I had been working on this stuff for twenty years, and there was not one thing I knew about it. That was quite a shock, to learn that one can be so misled for so long.' That was a word for word quote from the paleontologist, Dr Colin Patterson, addressing a persentation at the American Museum of Natural History (people like Niles Eldridge and James Farris) in November 1981.

    What did he do about it? `So for the last few weeks, I've tried putting a simple question to various people and groups of people. The question is this: Can you tell me anything you know about evolution, any one thing, any one thing that you think is true? [...] And the absence of an answer seems to suggest that it is true, evolution does not convey any knowledge, or if so, I haven't yet heard it.'

    One of the big problems with evolution is that it can be bent to fit almost any circumstance, almost any evidence. In other words, it has very little - if any - actual explanatory power.

    There is also a considerable body of evidence which evolutionary theory is completely and utterly unable to explain in any meaningful way, from `spectacular' finds like a wooden-handled steel hammer in `300-450 million year old' rock and the mini-Grand-Canyon at Mt St Helens to very mundane problems with cell mechanisms.

    And most of them are Christian.

    Definitely untrue. A significant minority are Christian, or at least think of themselves as Christian. Not a majority (`most'). Even if there was a majority, what would it prove...?
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    1. Re:Support for your theory by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      `Well-supported' means that there is much evidence to back it. Evolution has had much opinion, much theory and much modelling grow up around it but essentially zero actual hard evidence in support of it being right.

      Well, despite your claims, there is overwhelming evidence that evolution occurs. And the theory of evolution explains the data. Just like the theory of gravity explains the effects of gravity.

      About Pattersons lecture. Everything he wrote before and after that time supports evolution. So I expect that it is an out of context quote, an opening dialog meant to be contraversial to get their audiences attention. I've seen ministers do the same sort of thing in sermons - question the existance of God, etc. in the first few minutes, and then spend the rest of the time refuting their opening remarks.

      One of the big problems with evolution is that it can be bent to fit almost any circumstance, almost any evidence. In other words, it has very little - if any - actual explanatory power.

      Well, you are the one trying to use a theory in the field of biology for questions dealing with geology (see below), or Adolph Hitler, so you are one who is trying to bend it to fit any circumstance. But in the area of biology, evolution has much explanatory power. Some biologists refer to it as "The Grand Unifying Theory" of biology, since it explains the diversity of species, their adaptations, their relationships, etc.

      There is also a considerable body of evidence which evolutionary theory is completely and utterly unable to explain in any meaningful way, from `spectacular' finds like a wooden-handled steel hammer in `300-450 million year old' rock and the mini-Grand-Canyon at Mt St Helens to very mundane problems with cell mechanisms.

      Oh yes, Baughs famous hammer. Typical creationist "Evidence". A 19th century miners hammer encased in soluble minerals. http://members.aol.com/paluxy2/hammer.htm

      And Mt St Helens - you really cannot try to compare "canyons" carved through ash to canyons carved in rock.

      Furthermore, evolution isn't supposed to explain these two things. Evolution is a theory in the field of biology, and those events are (other than fraudulent or deceptive) in the field of geology.

  161. Fossicking for fossils by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    It [evolution] explains the fossel record, bacteria resistance to antibiotics, relationships of species, differences in DNA between species, etc.

    Actually, you've hit on a very useful selection of arguments, from my POV. You might like to try some different ones.

    Fossil record: it completely fails to explain polystrate fossils (in particular those with no detectable surrounding turbulence), out-of-sequence fossils (in particular those with no sign of reworking), paraconformities, and massive (tens of thousands of square km) out-of-sequence blocks of strata with little or no sign of overthrust damage, and countless other less obvious things.

    Bacterial resistance: it completely fails to explain this, as well. Plasmid exchange is a very cunning and complex mechanism for passing around pieces of DNA for use in random-trial immunity development. Both the mechanisms and a useful selection of plasmids must have been available, complete, before this would have any selective advantage. Oops.

    Species relationships and DNA: the DNA and the species they represent create more problems than solutions when viewed through evolution-coloured glasses. Sometimes there is a clear relationship, and sometimes there is not a hint of rhyme or reason in the correlation between DNA and creature. If you're thinking of resting your case on Darwin's finches and variations in beak size or shape, think again.

    Quote, `During a drought on the Galapagos Islands, the average beak size of finches increased, enabling them to eat the larger, drought resistant seeds. By extrapolation, it was claimed that a new species of finch might develop within 200 years. Unfortunately, when the rains came, the beak sizes returned to normal, and the evidence only supports oscillating natural selection with no net evolutionary change.'

    DNA itself should give you pause for thought. We have something like 300 million base-pairs in our own DNA, in a complex and very specific array of arrays of arrays. Accident? Don't bet on it.
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  162. Let's get serious by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    By the way, if there was a SERIOUS challenge to the theory of evolution, it could make a scientists career.

    Or more likely, break it.

    Stephen J Gould, for one example, found that evolution didn't work for him, so he completely rebuilt the theory of the mechanism for it. Now we have the pleasure of sitting back and reading from both his pen, and the pens of his opponents, why neither strand of evolutionary reasoning can work.

    A chap named Senapathy tried a different tack, and hasn't ben as lucky in locating supporters.

    Note a statement from supporter Mattox: `I realized that he was a scientist and definitely not a creationist, so I ordered the book'. Hmmm. That speaks volumes.
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    1. Re:Let's get serious by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Stephen J Gould, for one example, found that evolution didn't work for him, so he completely rebuilt the theory of the mechanism for it.

      Thank you for showing all of us that you do not understand Punctuated Equilibria.

      -asb

  163. Scientific theory by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Few scientific theories have held up as well.

    You know, there's a frighteningly simple reason for that, and it ought to be framed and displayed in every lab in the world.

    Evolution is not a scientific theory!

    Evolution is a scientific-sounding expression of the religion of Materialism. It's kind of like turning the brightness on your video camera waaay down and then claiming to have video evidence that only white horses win horse-races: until you're prepared to adjust your view to include other colours of horse, you'll be fooling only people who don't watch other videos, and don't go to look at the horse races for themselves.
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    1. Re:Scientific theory by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Evolution is not a scientific theory!

      Evolution is a scientific-sounding expression of the religion of Materialism.

      All of science deals with the natural, not the supernatural. You use of "Materialism" seems to me to be Material vs Spiritual, or, put another way, natural vs. Supernatural.

      Theories in science must do the following:

      1) Explain the data
      2) Be falsifible.
      3) Make predictions.

      A theory that invokes the supernatural can violate these three items effortlessly; the supernatural can be invoked to explain away anything. As an example, *some* young earth creationists claims that the earth is 6000 years old or so, and God made the earth look older.
      Or, my favorite: Last Wednesdayism: The Invisible Pink Unicorn made the Universe just last Wednesday, but made it look old, and gave us memories of the past. Can you disprove it? Well, you can say it is silly. But you cannot absolutely disprove it. Things that happened last year are just part of the memories inparted into all of us by the IPU. The Grand Canyon, the stars - all created by the IPU last Wednesday to look old.

      That is why theories that invoke the supernatural are not scientific theories. Creationism, and their buddy, Intelegent Design (Creationism without saying the G word), may be theories, but they are not scientific theories because of this.

      The theory of evolution satisifies all three criteria for a scientific theory. And that is why is is a scientific theory.

      -asb

    2. Re:Scientific theory by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
      All of science deals with the natural, not the supernatural.

      Support that assertion. And see my post of a few minutes ago.
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    3. Re:Scientific theory by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the second that you add supernatural, you make the following to be meaningful:

      1) Explain the data
      2) Be falsifiable
      3) Make predictions.

      Lets have some fun!

      Creationism.

      1) Explain the data
      Goddoneit
      2) Be falsifiable
      Goddoneit, and then made it look different (think of the "Flood").
      3) Predictions
      Godwilldoitagain

      -asb

  164. Scientific theory of creationism by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    So, can you tell me what a scientific theory of creationism is? It has to follow all of the usual rules for a scientific theory - explain the data, be falsifiable, and be able to make predictions.

    Sure can! Do you want my ideas, or are you interested in the pronouncements of more qualified people?
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  165. dork.origins, Wistar and theories by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    trying to point out minor disagreements by scientists in fields related to evolution, and then claiming that it disproves the theory of evolution is dangerous.

    The Wistar conference wasn't a disagreement. The mathematicians there were in general agreement on this point: evolution is mathematically well out of the question.

    The `disagreement' you cite was over whether this pointed to special creation or not, and the transcript clearly shows that essentially all present regarded this as deplorable heresy, unthinkable, excluded from consideration by their prior commitment (ie not by reason alone), presumably to materialism dressed in a white lab coat.

    I know that the good [hah!] folks at the Usenet newsgroup talk.origins have been asking creationists that for many. many years for that, and have never gotten an answer.

    Search the archives: they've had many answers and simply ruled them inadmissable using their own, materialist, non-scientific criteria. And or forgotten them (welcome to cognitive dissonance land). What do you expect?
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    1. Re:dork.origins, Wistar and theories by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      The Wistar conference wasn't a disagreement. The mathematicians there were in general agreement on this point: evolution is mathematically well out of the question.

      ROTFL. Really.

      Evolution is a fact. This is physical evidence, and there is an overwhelming amount of it. This includes fossels, DNA, and evolution observed in the wild and in the laboratory.

      The theory of evolution provides a framework, an explaination of the evidence, and allows predictions to be made. Just as with any scientific theory.

      As far as mathematics goes, computer models of natural selection have been around for many years that demonstrate that evolution by natural selection does work.

      You claim that creationists have had answers to the question "what is the scientific theory of creationism?". But they all fail the simple tests of any scientific theory:

      1) Must explain the data
      2) Must be falsifiable
      3) Must be able to make predictions.

      These are simple criteria; however, their answers all boil down to one thing: Goddoneit! And that ceases to be science, since science deals with the natural world, and God [or Gods} deal with the suernatural world. Basically, if something is supernatural, items 1-3 would not necessarly hold.

      By the way, "special creation" is a supernatural event, so it is not in the relm of science. And your use of the term "materialism" is humorous. Sort of Material vs Spiritual. Well, science does not deal with the supernatural - it is the natural world that it applied to. So it is silly to claim that "materialistic" is not scientific. And this is true for ALL of science, including physics, chemistry, etc.

      -asb

  166. Social Darwinism by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    There is no relation between Darwin's theory of evolution and so called Social Darwinism.

    I kind of suspected you were operating from a different planet. I strongly suggest starting with the actual names, `Darwinian Evolution' and `Social Darwinism' and see if you can draw at least the tiniest smidgeon of commonality from them.

    Quoting one Adolph Hitler Shicklgruber, from the chapter `On Race and Man' in Mein Kampf: `If Nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such a case all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile. [...] In short, the results of miscegenation are always the following: (a) The level of the superior race becomes lowered; (b) physical and mental degeneration sets in, thus leading slowly but steadily towards a progressive drying up of the vital sap. [...] anyone who sincerely wishes that the pacifist idea should prevail in this world ought to do all he is capable of doing to help the Germans conquer the world'

    There you have it: principle, method, implementation. Any questions? Want more examples from other Atheists? Or is your plastic starting to leak?
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    1. Re:Social Darwinism by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving my point. I used an example, where I took a dispicable group [the Klan] that had taken something [Christianity], and perverted it, to demonstrate that it is wrong to do what you had posted before, about Darwins' theory of evolution and social darwinism.

      You then tried to reenforce your claim - which seems to indicate that misapplying something is ok with you. So you have no problems with the Klan? They did the exact thing that Hitler did [perverting something], and you seem to like using Hitler as an arguement.

      As you said; principle, method, implementation.

      And, speaking of Hitler:

      "Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the
      Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the
      work of the Lord." Adolph Hitler

      So, here he is using Christianity, instead of Darwins' theory of evolution. I condemn both uses. How about you?

      -asb

    2. Re:Social Darwinism by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      I kind of suspected you were operating from a different planet. I strongly suggest starting with the actual names, `Darwinian Evolution' and `Social Darwinism' and see if you can draw at least the tiniest smidgeon of commonality from them.

      This reminds me of an article in the newspapers a few years ago, about a church called "The Church of Jesus Christ and Arian Nation". Are you saying that if someone hijacks a term and perverts it, that it then reflects on the original? Once again I have to ask you: I find both uses wrong; how about you?

      -asb

  167. Re:Social Darwinism (long) by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    And, speaking of Hitler:


    "Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord."


    A bit of research into background will show you that Adolf had some seriously weird ideas about who `the Lord' was. It's a bit difficult to say from this snippet whether he was at this time using a definition which most closely matched `myself', `some nebulous creative force', `my Lord the Pope' or even something more or less Godlike. As well as being a Roman Catholic in good standing right up to his death, Adolf has also been tagged (with reasonable support) as a worshipper of Wotan. It's probably important for your understanding to point out that `Roman Catholic' and `Christian' are concepts which overlap in places but are most definitely not identity.

    So, here he is using Christianity, instead of Darwins' theory of evolution. I condemn both uses. How about you?

    Firstly, it's not determinate that he's basing his speech on Christianity as such at all.

    If he were speaking from a Roman Catholic perspective, his conclusion could match in one of several ways. The Roman Catholic Church supported Adolf up to the point where it became obvious that he was going to lose, then they shafted him.

    They'd supported Communism in an effort to destroy their ancient Orthodox enemy, and that went completely bung so they next tried supporting Hitler against both. That went almost completely bung too, except in countries like Yugoslavia and Poland (they killed millions of Orthodox in ways that sickened even the SS(!)) but at least they got most of their gold back.

    But I digress. Adolf wanted to model the Reich after the Jesuit organisation, so it wouldn't be hard for him to mix up whatever helped the Reich or Romanism with `the work of the Lord' in his mind.

    Consider also that Adolf's view of `the mighty creator' seems to consistently regard it as having created gradually and by a wasteful and destructive process of natural selection, which process he intended to assist particularly with regard to non-Aryan races.

    BTW, compared with how he treated other peoples, Hitler wasn't actually that hard on the Jews. The six-million figure often quoted is clearly bullshit (population figures can't possibly support it), it was likely of the order of a million. He killed more Czeks than that.

    One reason for His antagonism against the Jews as a race, at least initially, was that they (as Judaism) were ancient enemies of his supporter and model, Romanism.

    Anyway, I digress again, Adolf's practice of Eugenics was based squarely on a rational interpretation of the process of natural selection coupled with the classic bigoted opinion about who the `better' race were - just like Darwin himself. It's kind of ironic that Adolf favoured tall, blonde races but was short and dark-haired himself.

    I'm going to digress again. `Bigot' came from Reformers being torched by Romanists: `will you renounce your neresy?' `no, by God' => byGod => bigot. So originally, a bigot was simply someone stubborn to the point of death.

    In summary of all of the above, I don't believe Adolf to have been misapplying Darwinism. Darwin himself used Darwinism that way, regarding Negroes as biologically inferior and destined one day to fade away, the victims of natural selection. It's an inescapable conclusion of any reasoning which starts with natural selection as a base.

    If Adolf was misusing Christinity as such, then he was simply wrong. The Lord did not call on him to smite anyone.
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  168. What is evidence? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Evolution is a fact. This is physical evidence, and there is an overwhelming amount of it. This includes fossels, DNA, and evolution observed in the wild and in the laboratory.

    So you keep asserting and opining, but assertions and opinions are not evidence.

    Millions of sequencing exercises are not evidence for evolution unless they can provide a reasonable and statistically likely path for evolution (or show all alternatiuves to be even less likely, but that still wouldn't prove evolution).

    Fossils speak loudly of millions of years not existing. Polystrates are a good example of this. Fossils supposedly 65 million years old yet containing intact organic material are another.

    DNA speaks loudly of design and structure impossible to achieve incrementally. Where to the Urey/Miller experiments lead? Nowhere! What is `junk DNA'? Proof of a clumsy God? Says we, who have yet to design an organism that functions at all, leta lone poorly. An Australian company has just assured itself a place in history by `patenting' junk DNA and then showing that it isn't junk - as predicted by many Creationists!

    Evolution has never been witnessed in the wild. Variation within kind (baramin) has. As I mentioned elsewhere, even the beak-size adaptation in Darwin Finches so beloved of the AAAS is cyclic. Peppered moths are a well-established fraud, more variation in kind, and the moths in the photos were glued on to the bark because they don't normally hang out where they can be seen and eaten. And so on.
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  169. Science, faith and the material world by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    The Wistar conference wasn't a disagreement. The mathematicians there were in general agreement on this point: evolution is mathematically well out of the question.
    ROTFL.

    Really?

    `The central question of the Chicago conferences was whether the mechanisms underlying microevolution can be extrapolated to explain the phenomena of macroevolution.' -- Roger Lewin, Evolutionary Theory Under Fire, in Science, November 21, 1980.

    `At the risk of doing violence to the positions of some of the people at the meeting, the answer can be given as a clear No.' -- Roger Lewin, The Neck of the Giraffe (1982), p. 12.


    Go on, accuse Lewin of being a Creationist, I dare you! (-:

    Note that Lewin is an evolutionist despite knowing that what he believes is mathematically impossible. Is that not a wonderfully strong faith?

    Gary Parker thought so:
    In one graduate class, the professor told us we didn't have to memorize the dates of the geologic systems since they were far too uncertain and conflicting. Then in geophysics we went over all of the assumptions that go into radiometric dating. Afterwards, the professor said something like this, "If a fundamentalist ever got hold of this stuff, he would make havoc out of the radiometric dating system. So, keep the faith." That's what he told us, "keep the faith." If it was a matter of keeping faith, I now had another faith I preferred to keep.

    Now you know that there is faith on both sides of the question. Let's carry on...
    You claim that creationists have had answers to the question "what is the scientific theory of creationism?". But they all fail the simple tests of any scientific theory:
    1. Must explain the data
    2. Must be falsifiable
    3. Must be able to make predictions.

    These are simple criteria; however, their answers all boil down to one thing: Goddoneit!

    Uh, yes? That's why it's called creationism, you see. The theory is that `God done it.' Materialists, having no God, are reduced to saying `accidents done it' (but accidents destroy, they don't structure), `coincidences done it' (ie let's ignore the odds) or `time done it' (but there ain't enough time).
    And that ceases to be science,

    Wrong.
    since science deals with the natural world

    No, science deals with whatever it can test. Science attempts to make predictions even when it doesn't really understand what's going on. Newton could say what apples do when they abandon their tree, even if he couldn't say why, and that was science. Even if God intervened in an experiment essentially at random, a scientist can deal with that in the same way that they deal with other factors which might randomly influence an experiment (deleting outliers, that kind of thing).
    Basically, if something is supernatural, items 1-3 would not necessarly hold.

    Not every time, no. But they hold often enough to be testable.
    By the way, "special creation" is a supernatural event, so it is not in the re[a]lm of science.

    And a `big bang' isn't? Someone was there with a camera? Or is it experimentally repeatable? Pull the other one, it plays `jingle bells'!
    Well, science does not deal with the supernatural

    Says who?

    On one hand you're saying that I must present to you a theory, and on the other you are ruling any possible theory `out of court'. Make up your mind: will your faith in materialism (and confusion of it with science) prevent you from examining any theory rationally (so you must forfeit any proof and be honest about your faith), or will you actually reason through a theory if I present one?
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    1. Re:Science, faith and the material world by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      At the risk of doing violence to the positions of some of the people at the meeting, the answer can be given as a clear No.' -- Roger Lewin, The Neck of the Giraffe (1982), p. 12.

      Hmmm. The Neck of the Giraffe was written by Francis Hitching. See faqs/hitching.html

      " Hitching believes in the paranormal and has written on Mayan pyramid energy and for some "In Search Of..." episodes on BBC television. The reference work Contemporary Authors, Vol. 103, page 208, lists him as a member of the Society for Psychical Research, the British Society of Dowsers and of the American Society of Dowsers. His writings include: Earth Magic, Dowsing: The Psi Connection, Mysterious World: An Atlas of the Unexplained, Fraud, Mischief, and the Supernatural and Instead of Darwin. "

      Gary Parker - you know, he believes that the earth was covered by 9000 feet of water by Noah's Flood. Too bad that a global flood was disproven 200 years ago by Christian geologists.

      By the way, do you believe in a global Noah's flood?

      On one hand you're saying that I must present to you a theory, and on the other you are ruling any possible theory `out of court'.

      No, just satisfy items 1-3. But no hocus-pocus.

      Make up your mind: will your faith in materialism (and confusion of it with science) prevent you from examining any theory rationally (so you must forfeit any proof and be honest about your faith), or will you actually reason through a theory if I present one?

      My "faith" in "Materialism"? ROTFL. I just don't invoke the supernatural when looking at things, in science or elsewhere. If my car doesn't work, I do not assume it is a supernatural event.

      You do not seem to understand the difference between believing that the sun will come up tomorrow, gravity will exist 5 minutes from now, etc. and a religious "faith".

      -asb

  170. Explanatory power, hammer, canyons, Patterson by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    `Well-supported' means that there is much evidence to back it. Evolution has had much opinion, much theory and much modelling grow up around it but essentially zero actual hard evidence in support of it being right.
    Well, despite your claims, there is overwhelming evidence that evolution occurs. And the theory of evolution explains the data. Just like the theory of gravity explains the effects of gravity.
    Odd that you should choose that example (you're good at this), because the `theory of gravity' only matches what gravity does, it can't actually say why it does what it does. It says `gravity does this' and stops before getting to the `because' part. Same goes for theories of magnetism. The theory of evolution, despite its amazing flexibility, does not explain the data. For example, turtles have nice hard shells that fossilise readily, and indeed we have plenty of turtle fossils - but no fossils at all of proto-turtles, half-formed turtles. Nothing markedly different from the turtles that swim past a few kilometers east of me right now. Pulling the `unlucky' gag about the incompleteness of the fossil record won't wash, because - as I said - we have plenty of turtle fossils... and the same goes for many other species.
    One of the big problems with evolution is that it can be bent to fit almost any circumstance, almost any evidence. In other words, it has very little - if any - actual
    explanatory power.
    Well, you are the one trying to use a theory in the field of biology for questions dealing with geology (see below), or Adolph Hitler
    No, I use science to deal with science. You are the one subcategorising everything and wriggling like a worm on the hook instead of giving straight answers. You don't seem to have understood the point about explanatory power. If it explains too much, then it shows that it has really explained nothing. If it is so flexible that it will fit anything, then it is also so weak that it cannot support anything.
    About Pattersons lecture. Everything he wrote before and after that time supports evolution. So I expect that it is an out of context quote, an opening dialog meant to be contraversial to get their audiences attention.
    Suspect all you like, then go read the docs. Patterson was indeed troubled to the depths of his heart (read a lot more context here) by what he could see. His faith was not as string as Lewin's - or, come to think of it, as the other participants in the Wistar series:
    After a particularly telling paper by Marcel Shutzenberger of the University of Paris, the chairman of the gathering, C.H. Waddington, said, "Your argument is simply that life must have come about by special creation!" The stenographer records, "Schutzenberger: No! Voices: No!" Anything but creation; it wasn't even fair (in spite of the evidence!) to bring up the word. --
    Facts of Life , Page 21 (quote from the transcript)

    Well, I don't know what an evolutionist would do with this but I could guess. When I ask them about evolution the only answer I get from them is, "Convergence is everywhere." -- Pattersen again

    No materialist prejudice here, is there?
    Oh yes, Baughs famous hammer. Typical creationist "Evidence". A 19th century miners hammer encased in soluble minerals.
    You say that very simply, as you do with many things, but how was that actually done? The report you link says things like `Well-preserved wood from Mesozoic or Paleozoic formations would not be expected to have such an appearance' - as if the entire situation were expected. As it turns out, wood just sticking out of the ground in France, and wood embedded in Hawkesbury sandstone (ie, neither sample from `modern' times, the Hawkesbury at least double the `age', and see RAE for some other examples) was not mineralised either. In short, good effort but no definite conclusions. I do wish anyone but Baugh had it, he's not a very careful researcher at all - and a few other things.
    And Mt St Helens - you really cannot try to compare "canyons"
    carved through ash to canyons carved in rock.
    Were they indeed carved through hard rock? How do you know? Or is it materialist presumptions again? If Creation theory is correct, the rock the Grand Canyon was carved through was likely to have been not particularly hard at the time.
    Furthermore, evolution isn't supposed to explain these two things. Evolution is a theory in the field of biology, and those events are (other than fraudulent or deceptive) in the field of geology.
    Yes, they are. But biological evolution has certain prerequisites, and these prerequisites can be eliminated by examining geology. Again, you are acting as if reality were partitionable at will to suit your needs. It isn't. It's all interconnected. Which, BTW, is another problem for evolution.
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    1. Re:Explanatory power, hammer, canyons, Patterson by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

      Odd that you should choose that example (you're good at this), because the `theory of gravity' only matches what gravity does, it can't actually say why it does what it does. It says `gravity does this' and stops before getting to the `because' part. Same goes for theories of magnetism. The theory of evolution, despite its amazing flexibility, does not explain the data. For example, turtles have nice hard shells that fossilise readily, and indeed we have plenty of turtle fossils - but no fossils at all of proto-turtles, half-formed turtles. Nothing markedly different from the turtles that swim past a few kilometers east of me right now. Pulling the `unlucky' gag about the incompleteness of the fossil record won't wash, because - as I said - we have plenty of turtle fossils... and the same goes for many other species.

      Turtles: (from http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-transitional/p art1b.html

      Here we come to a controversy; there are two related groups of early anapsids, both descended from the captorhinids, that could have been ancestral to turtles. Reisz & Laurin (1991, 1993) believe the turtles descended from procolophonids, late Permian anapsids that had various turtle-like skull features. Others, particularly Lee (1993) think the turtle ancestors are pareiasaurs:

      * Scutosaurus and other pareiasaurs (mid-Permian) -- Large bulky herbivorous reptiles with turtle-like skull features. Several genera had bony plates in the skin, possibly the first signs of a turtle shell.
      * Deltavjatia vjatkensis (Permian) -- A recently discovered pareiasaur with numerous turtle-like skull features (e.g., a very high palate), limbs, and girdles, and lateral projections flaring out some of the vertebrae in a very shell-like way. (Lee, 1993)
      * Proganochelys (late Triassic) -- a primitive turtle, with a fully turtle-like skull, beak, and shell, but with some primitive traits such as rows of little palatal teeth, a still-recognizable clavicle, a simple captorhinid-type jaw musculature, a primitive captorhinid- type ear, a non-retractable neck, etc..

      Biology and Geology:

      No, I use science to deal with science. You are the one subcategorising everything and wriggling like a worm on the hook instead of giving straight answers. You don't seem to have understood the point about explanatory power. If it explains too much, then it shows that it has really explained nothing. If it is so flexible that it will fit anything, then it is also so weak that it cannot support anything.

      Amazing. You don't understand that a theory in biology doesn't need to have anything to do with geology? The theory of evolution predicts X in geology, or the theory of evolution explains Y data in geology?

      I like your last sentence. Just replace "it" with God. :).

      The Hammer. Hey, you are the one claiming that a 19th century miners hammer is millions of years old. And even some of Baughs supporters believe that it is at the most 700 years old.

      Mt St Helens:

      Were they indeed carved through hard rock? How do you know? Or is it materialist presumptions again? If Creation theory is correct, the rock the Grand Canyon was carved through was likely to have been not particularly hard at the time.

      You mean by the Noah's worldwide flood, disproven 200 years ago by Christian geologists? So you are invoking the supernatural to make the rocks in the Grand Canyon softer?

      About biology and geology:

      Yes, they are. But biological evolution has certain prerequisites, and these prerequisites can be eliminated by examining geology. Again, you are acting as if reality were partitionable at will to suit your needs. It isn't. It's all interconnected. Which, BTW, is another problem for evolution.

      Hmmm. Lets see... Geology indicates that the earh is very old, about 4 1/2 Billion years old. The theory of evolution requires fairly large time frames. So Geology does support TOE.

      And don't forget - geology was used to disprove Noah's worldwide flood. (Actually, the Christian geologists were trying to get evidence to support the flood).

      -asb

  171. Re:Social Darwinism (long) by Airline_Sickness_Bag · · Score: 1

    It's probably important for your understanding to point out that `Roman Catholic' and `Christian' are concepts which overlap in places but are most definitely not identity.

    ROTFL. Trying to rewrite the rules as far as who are Christians. Why am I not surprised?

    If he were speaking from a Roman Catholic perspective, his conclusion could match in one of several ways. The Roman Catholic Church supported Adolf up to the point where it became obvious that he was going to lose, then they shafted him.

    Amazing. You and your buddies are really off the deep end.

    BTW, compared with how he treated other peoples, Hitler wasn't actually that hard on the Jews. The six-million figure often quoted is clearly bullshit (population figures can't possibly support it), it was likely of the order of a million. He killed more Czeks than that.

    A holocost revisionist, too.

    In summary of all of the above, I don't believe Adolf to have been misapplying Darwinism. Darwin himself used Darwinism that way, regarding Negroes as biologically inferior and destined one day to fade away, the victims of natural selection. It's an inescapable conclusion of any reasoning which starts with natural selection as a base.

    Once again, you are wrong. "Social Darwinism" is a policy to let the weak and unfit to die. That's not the theory of evolution. I doubt that Darwin would think that Negroes wuld fade away; rather he would think that they were well adapted for their enviroment. Darwin was also liberal about race for his time, and was anti-slavery. Don't forget that at the time he proposed his theory, 1859, there were many slaveholders and their supporters in the US using the bible in an attempt to show that slavery was right.

    Adolf was misusing the theory of evolution as much as he was misusing Christianity - history has shown that the bible is open to "interesting" interpretations, This includes creationism, which is plain bad theology. And that is why most, if not all of the major Christian denominations do not have any problems with the theory of evolution. But hey, I won't be surprised if you think that they really aren't "Christian", too.

    -asb

  172. Turtles: where's the evolution by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Scutosaurus and other pareiasaurs [...] Several genera had bony plates in the skin, possibly the first signs of a turtle shell.

    `Possibly' - but turtles fossilise very well. Anything like/b> a turtle would also fossilise very well, and there are lots of turtle fossils. They haven't. Darwinian evolution fails to explain this. Punkeek has a better chance of explaining it, but is still reasoning from silence. Do you support Darwinian Evolution or Punctuated Equilibrium? They are incompatible, so have you chosen one, or are you begging the question?
    Deltavjatia vjatkensis [...] numerous turtle-like skull features
    Oh, yay. I know people with numerous turtle-like skull features. And still no suitable plates.
    Proganochelys [...] fully turtle-like skull, beak, and shell, but with some primitive traits such as rows of little palatal teeth, a still-recognizable clavicle, a simple captorhinid-type jaw musculature, a primitive captorhinid- type ear, a non-retractable neck
    What ho? Suddenly, 210Ma ago, we have a completed turtle! Chelys == turtle, no? Quoth the American Museum of Natural History (go on, accuse them of Creationist bias, I dare you!) `a normal-looking turtle shell'. Hmm. `the fossil record provides no clues about how the shell evolved'. Hmm.

    Teeth? And so...? Archaeopteryx is basically a Hoatzin with teeth, and `modern' bird fossils were found in "older" (stratigraphically lower) strata (and that's another evolutionarily inexplicable situation, with many parallels). Oh... and AMNH says `It has no teeth -- turtles lost their teeth very early in their history'. Who do you trust, t.o or AMNH?

    Jaw musculature in a fossil? Even if it has significance, it's still interpolation and not evidence. Non-retractable neck? How long is its neck? Look at the picture - it doesn't need to be retractable!

    There's another interesting quote there too, `Its limbs are sprawling, as in all turtles, and in contrast to later vertebrates like dinosaurs.' - say what? Turtles essentially haven't changed structurally since before dinosaur times? We're talking, like, at least a 100Ma here, if not 200Ma. Where's the evolution? How can turtles stay `frozen' for over ten times as long as the entire Cambrian explosion, when over fifty different body structures were laid down in under 10Ma? This is not adding up!

    In short, evolution fails to explain it. It is a contradiction in evolutionary terms. Unless you restrict the discussion to a few favoured traits in a few selected fossils, this happens everywhere you look. Put the argument in context, and the evolution evapourates. Wake up and smell the ediacaria! (-:
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  173. Hammer by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Hey, you are the one claiming that a 19th century miners hammer is millions of years old. And even some of Baughs supporters believe that it is at the most 700 years old.

    Heads I win, tails you lose: if the hammer is antedeluvian, evolutionary ideas about technology are completely, er, up the creek. If it managed to get a thick stone encrustation in a few hundred years or less (if it's less than 700 years old, how old is it? 200 years?) without rusting, then evolutionary ideas about rock formation are completly up the duff.

    Your call. (-:
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  174. Canyons by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    You mean by the Noah's worldwide flood, disproven 200 years ago by Christian geologists?

    You keep spouting on about the Christian geologists. Link?

    And no, I mean the worldwide flood showing up more and more in well-known geological features. Harlan Bretz' 50-meter-high sand ripples are but one symptom. Turbidites left and right are another. The Lewis Overthrust (amongst others) has not been explained (yes, link to t.o if you like, I can shred that one as well - and I'm just Joe Random, not a geologist; geologists can go on at some length about the impossibilities in the Lewis overthrust). Polystratic fossils. Widely distributed thin strata. `Dinosaur graveyards' (yah, sure, fifty or so dinosaurs trip over each other and drown at the same spot in a local flash flood, clumsy buggers, pull the other one). Erosion rates (e.g. at Niagara Falls). Rivermouth sedimentation records. Contemporaneous rootless fossil trees at widely disparate levels (e.g. Yellowstone). And so on. They all point to a massive, aqueous catastrophe followed by a short (kiloyears) relatively stable period for accumulation of debris.

    Geology has no time for evolution, so neither do I.
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  175. Patterson by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    My, isn't it quiet here in this little sub-topic...?

    You did read the details of Patterson's speech, no? Is convergence everywhere, or not?

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