User: B1FF

Re:Yeah!

On: US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks

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On: How Do You Find Programming Superstars?

What methods have other people used to find the truly elite?

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Re:Hero to the public, Villain to the industry...

On: Major Linux Hardware Donor Is a CNN "Hero"

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On: Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents

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On: Hollywood Says Piracy Has Ripple Effect

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Re:someone explain BIFF to me

On: Google's 20-Year Usenet Timeline

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On: Google's 20-Year Usenet Timeline

>> Dec 1989 Early post by BIFF

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Re:Wow, proof positive he's the guy

On: eBay Scam Victim Strikes Back

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On: China Launches Linux-Based Smartphone

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Re:Another Benefit of Being Unemployed

On: The Surprising Benefits of Being Unemployed

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Re:BIFF IS COMING BACK!!!!

On: Finally: Broadband for the Commodore 64

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Re:DRM for print?

On: Digital Shoplifting From Bookstores?

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Re:99% of geeks?

On: Which Organizations Have Standardized on Mozilla?

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Re:Please post the IP of your 95 machine :-)

On: MA Dept. of Revenue consider Linux

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Re:Hehe... Fear the shell :-)

On: 1.8TB Of Disk Space In A (Semi-)Normal PC

alias @$='ls -al'

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Re:Back end v. front end

On: Windows vs. Unix Revisited

``I could telnet into my school, bring up pine and there was my email (aww someone sent me a klez virus...)''

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Re:In the real world

On: Trustworthy Computing At One Year

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Re:DRM ruined 2 gifts I gave

On: Digital Rights Management on CD's This Christmas?

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Re:Let's review

On: Digital Rights Management on CD's This Christmas?

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On: OpenBSD 3.0 Honeypot Whitepaper

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Re:Security holes in a gaming console?

On: Keeping Secrets in Hardware: Xbox Case Study

""Would you want B1FF to be able to get control over your home security system?""

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Re:Mixed speech and content

On: DeCSS' Continuing Saga

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Re:Why the stormtroopers suck in OT... (spoilers)

On: Review: Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones

""And you know how if you make a copy of a copy, it's not as sharp as the original....""

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Re:The tragedy of the Commons

On: Security Focus on Cable Modem Uncapping

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Re:A cautionary tale

On: States Drop Planned Presentation of Modular Windows

: Sir, your prose is impressive

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