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  1. President Bush and the Pope on Jonathan Schwartz Shows 32-Way UltraSPARC Chip · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    miracle child from the gay marriage of President Bush and the Pope

    Now you implanted a really disturbing picture in my brain, that will ruin the whole week for me.

  2. Special German ReEdit on 378 Terabytes Of Star Wars on 600 G5s · · Score: 1

    In case anyone wonders: In Germany they'll relase the "Deutsche Spezial Version von Krieg der Sterne" in September. Han Solo will be called Hans Einsiedler. Just to clarify that.

  3. What? No Firefly? on 2004 Hugo Awards Presented at Noreascon · · Score: 3, Funny

    I call conspiracy.

  4. Pffff on Apple VP discusses iMac G5 Hardware Design · · Score: 1
    Wasn't the article more specific than that? To me it read like "most iMac G4 users", not "most people"...

    Yeah, you know, I tried to make a joke. Next time I will attach a huge "FUNNY!" sign to my post ... And who reads those frickin' articles anyway?

    +5 Insightful my ass.

  5. Most of us? on Apple VP discusses iMac G5 Hardware Design · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Maybe those of us who don't fall into the "most people" category will miss the range of motion available on the iMac G4.

    Those of us who don't fall into the "most people" category use a Mac anyway.

  6. All fine and dandy on Apple VP discusses iMac G5 Hardware Design · · Score: 3, Interesting
    But looking at my iMacDV, or to be more specific listening to my iMacDV I wonder when will Apple be building fanless Macs again? Ever?

    Just gimme my 999$ G5 Cube ...

  7. Re:Donkey on A Sound of Thunder · · Score: 1

    pwn1n6 my Mac OS X machine? Good luck.

  8. Yeah right on Britain is the World's Surveillance Leader · · Score: 1
    Because as we all know criminals care about being watched. 1)

    Not.

    This is like in the former German Democratic Republic. In Berlin they have put one of the many surveillance rooms full of monitors showing videos of public places in a museum. It's supposed to be there as a warning of totalitarian government.

    But I guess the real reason is it just didn't meet technological standards anymore. To me it looks the capitalistic Berlin has much more cameras then the socialistic.

    1)=Remember the 9/11 terrorists were filmed bording their planes.

  9. Re:Total crap. Real leaked pics only here: on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 1
    Obvious Photoshop as you can see the Apple logo is both crooked and off center.

    Damn. You got me.

    Ok, now these are the real brand new Apple tablets to be released on Tuesday in Paris.

    This time they don't only come in different sizes, but colors too! I swear. This time it is for real. Come on. Do I look like I would pull your leg?

  10. Best chance ever to get your story posted on NIST Unveils Chip-scale Atomic Clock · · Score: 2, Funny
    Today CmdrTaco will post any story he gets, just to make the iMac-fake-picture-hoax-debacle go as far down the page it can get :)

    And that doesn't mean that I don't find this atomic clock thingie absolutely fascinating ...

    [Looking at strange spot on the wall]

    What was I talking about?

  11. Re:While these are certainly a hoax... on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 2, Informative
    that's a Toshiba 15" LCD television

    Yup. A moderator at the AppleInsider forum found this version. Hmmmmm, do you think it looks somehow familiar? :-D

  12. Curious on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 1
    Later on the forum Philbot (who was caught as the purpotrator of another hoax last year)

    Curious: What was his other hoax?

  13. Re:Total crap. Real leaked pics only here: on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 1
    Uh, yeah. "its mobile" should be "it*'*s mobile" with an apostrophe. Jeez, if you're going to fake something, fake good grammar :-p

    Sorry, it's not mine. Found it here. As well as the other one.

  14. OMG on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 1
    I got moderated +1 "Interesting".

    Maybe i should have chosen this one? :)

  15. Gasp! on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 3, Funny
    What's that unearthly glow coming out of the cardboard box?

    Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field (TM). So the thing must be real. Gasp!

  16. Total crap. Real leaked pics only here: on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Quick, get it before Apple legal takes down that site:

    iMac G5

  17. When you think it can't get worse on New iMac Pictures Leaked? · · Score: 5, Informative
    /. somehow disqualifies itself by spreading such an obvious hoax hours after it was debunked by the creator himself:

    http://hush.cc/fakeduh.jpg

    Read about it on AppleInsider

  18. Hello, Computarrr ... on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 2, Informative
    Guess there are more places on the net but this was the first site I found which hosts the famous scene from StarTrek IV:

    http://www.theapplecollection.com/Collection/ AppleMovies/mov/scotty.html

    Be patient, QuickTime movie takes a while to load.

  19. Better? on Transparent Aluminum Is Here · · Score: 1
    communicators - hell mobile phones are far better than communicators

    Huh? I somehow doubt my mobile would still work when I stand let's say on board the ISS.

  20. Re:Whoohoo! on Can Infinium Compete In The Game Console Market? · · Score: 1
    Capitalism is as much about cooperation as competition. Just look at how many people must cooperate to produce a computer chip.

    Dunno, not as many people as must have cooperated to buil the pyramides I guess. So I think monarchy with slave labor must be a much better system than capitalism ...

  21. Whoohoo! on Can Infinium Compete In The Game Console Market? · · Score: 3, Funny
    I love watching technology developers compete, and especially using the better products that result. Go capitalism!

    Whoooo! Yeah! Go capitalism! With all the Microsoft and VHS goodness! Whoohoo!

  22. Re:Lucas-Crap(TM) on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1
    You don't need to use green screens to make mattes. They just make the process easier.

    Digitally this is true. But we talk 1970s for chrissake! Look at all stop motion stuff done in that period. Look at 1983s Return of the Jedi and Lukes fight against the Rancor. And this was 6 years before.

  23. Re:Lucas-Crap(TM) on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1
    Ford only walks behind Jabba in the new cut. That was added digitally. In the original scene he only stands in front of him.

    Grr. Argh. I didn't write anything about Han behind Jabba, did I? Read it again, what I wrote was: "walking behind Harrison Ford". Which is the thing that makes replacing Jabba with anything else in 1976/1977 impossible.

  24. Re:Lucas-Crap(TM) on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 1
    They would film the stop-motion Hut with greenscreen, then superimpose that on top of the furry guy.

    Which would be impossible if anything else (speak: Han Solo) gets in the way. Remember the stepping-on-Jabbas-tail-joke in the SE? They would have needed to film Han (foreground), Jabba (middle) and the Falcon (background) seperately. Which they didn't. Which proves they never wanted to replace the irish fur model. And it would have looked shitty anyway. And it still wouldn't make sense to give a standin a costume.

  25. Lucas-Crap(TM) on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 2, Insightful
    George originally planned to replace with a stop motion Hut.

    Just another example of George-Lucas-revisionist-history. If they wanted to replace the fat guy with a puppet in 1976/1977 they would have had to do the scene with greenscreen or rear projection. In that time there would have been absolutely no way to replace that actor. (With all the interacting with and walking behind Harrison Ford) And why on earth would there be need for the fur costume?

    No, that guy was planned as Jabba. Time constraints called for cuts and a Jabba that doesn't show up is somewhat more sinister anyway. Hitchcock taugzt us that what isn't shown in movies can be the most menacing.

    Why do people still buy Georges crap? (No, I'm not talking about the DVDs)