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  1. Re:Just in Time for my Meeting on Netflix Sues Blockbuster for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    YES!!!!

    Why do I only get 3 per week?

    I did a test run
    Got my 3
    ran to the post office and mailed them back, did not watch them
    1 week later got my next 3

  2. My brain is a patent on Netflix Sues Blockbuster for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    I think therefor it has a patent

  3. Rats on Space Shuttle Atlantis Delayed Again · · Score: 1

    I was going to watch it, now I guess I will just have to see it today.

  4. Ahh the cause of global warming has been found on Over 2.5 Billion Cellular Connections Now Active · · Score: 1

    Ok folks, we now know what is causing global warming.

    It's the 2.5 billion microwave ovens running around the world.

    Let all turn off the cell phones for a week and cause an ice age.

    --
    If a frog can jump 3 foot how far can a toad jump?

  5. Still waiting on Windows Vista RC1 Impresses Critics · · Score: 1

    for full release
    service pack 2
    hotfix # 273

    Then I will think about buying a new PC
    until then I will keep XP, 2k pro, sudder 98
    and my linux boxes

    --
    The more I learn the more I realize, people are stupid.

  6. The more the merrier on 611 Defects, 71 Vulnerabilities Found In Firefox · · Score: 1

    I love criticism, it makes me stronger.

    Should also make your software stronger

    --
    Now where did I put my brain...

  7. Dunn is a felon on Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP · · Score: 1

    "Sonsini acknowledged that Dunn's security consultants "did obtain information regarding phone calls made and received by the cell or home numbers of directors" and that it was "done through a third party that made pretext calls to phone service providers." "

    PROSACUTE THE BIMBO

  8. Re:Major typo on Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation · · Score: 1

    Microsft has the patent on "Address", everyone knows that.

    So the USPTO cant use it

  9. My Patent was accepted on Microsoft [to patent] Verb Conjugation · · Score: 1

    I now hold the patent on the internet
    You all owe me $0.01 for each bit on your hard drive

    Send funds to:

    Thorkyl, USA

    (dont worry the post office knows where to find me, after all they run my internet)

    --
    Stupid people are fun to play with...

  10. Non profits running things? on Canadian Copyright Group Seeks To License the Net · · Score: 1

    Why is it every time we turn around some non-profit group has thier nose in what I am doing? RIAA, Access Copyright, the Church? Give it a rest people. I will enforce my own copyright thank you. -- this post is not copywriten you may use it, flame it, smoke it as you see fit here is my copyright infrindgment of the day used without permission "Access Copyright provides access to copyright protected works. Our licences provide users with immediate, legal and economic access to published works while ensuring that publishers and creators are fairly compensated" KMRWA Access Copyright

  11. Solution to "Random Searches" on You Have Been 'Randomly' Selected? · · Score: 1

    Give everyone over the age of 16 a shogun as they board the plane.
    No one will even bitch when the coffee is cold.

  12. Ahh the country life on Your Garbage Can Could Be Spying On You · · Score: 1

    I love having an incenerator.
    All the trash company gets is ashes

  13. You've been fired... on Intel to Lay Off Thousands · · Score: 1

    So are they going to pull a radio shack?

  14. Comcast work around on Comcast Blocks Yet Another ISPs E-Mail · · Score: 1

    Call your hosting provider and ask the for a different port....

  15. Best way to wipe a phone on Cell Phone Secrets Die Hard · · Score: 1

    Step one: Place phone in bucket of water while turned on for 3 days
    Step two: Place under rear tire of car and then back up
    Step three: smash with hammer

    Now its safe to give back to the phone company for recycle

  16. No more BDSM on Possession of Violent Pornography Outlawed in UK · · Score: 1

    So first they took the guns from them
    Then they video tape every movement outside of the house
    Then they microchip them
    Now its illegal to have BDSM porn

    They no longer have control of thier government.
    Its time for another revolution.

    Ohh wait they outlawed that too.

    Poor fools.

  17. Depends on the use of machine on How Much Virtual Memory is Enough? · · Score: 1

    Winblows machines:
    Home desktop, internet machine - 1 to 1.5 times ram
    Medium duty workstation - 2 to 2.5 times ram
    Heavy duty workstation (CAD, M$ Developers, or my case just a RAM pig) 4 times RAM

    Server(s)
    I like to set them up with 2 swaps
    first = 2 times RAM per processor on primary partition / primary drive (BSOD dumpable)
    second = 4 times RAM per processor on primary partition / secondary drive

    Linux Machines
    2.5 times RAM for workstations
    4 times RAM for servers

  18. Old time AOL user on AOL 9.0 Called Badware · · Score: 1

    The last time I used AOL, I was black listed and banned from thier BBS for causing it to hang all the time.

    :~)

  19. Show them the NDA on Are NDA 'Prior Inventions' Clauses Safe to Sign? · · Score: 1

    I have a NDA signed with myself/my company that states I will not for the next 25 years disclose or cause to be disclosed any ideas that are not brought to market for any reason except for the development of those ideas.

    If a firm wants a list of my ideas I give them a copy of my NDA and say "Sorry, I can't disclose that information"

    Never had a company freak out over it nor have I lost a client over it.

  20. and you point is? on 11-year-old Proves Locks Not So Secure · · Score: 1

    I have known about this for years, hell a locksmith tought me how to bump locks.
    It also works on padlocks as long as you can stop the lock from moving around.

    That's why my house has bio-metric locks, and a few really big dogs.

    Actually the sign at my gate says it all, "If you can read this, you are in range."

  21. Report This... on Microsoft Puts Police Link on Messenger · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much good it will do.
    I have seen the way people get pissy and overreact.
    Will I get reported for saying "hey babe whats up?"?

    Everyone that knows me knows I say that to everyone.

  22. Judgment Day on Microsoft Admonished by U.S. District Court Judge · · Score: 1

    A judgment does not mean Payment

  23. Re:Getting the new SG1 and Atlantis the legal way? on 'Stargate: SG-1' Cancelled · · Score: 1
  24. Well that just sucks on 'Stargate: SG-1' Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Guess they ran out of plot. Hey it was a great run.

  25. Lets hope on Irish Company Claims Free Energy · · Score: 1

    thats all i have to say about that...