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  1. Re:2008? on IDC Proclaims Linux Is Now Mainstream · · Score: 5, Funny

    I predict I will be having sex CONSTANTLY

    Yeah. In 2008, zero will still remain a constant.

  2. Re:The most important thing (imho) on Introducing Children to Computers? · · Score: 3, Funny

    At that stange of life

    I recommend a spell checker too.

  3. For me on How Do You Make International Calls? · · Score: 1

    I send them an email and then they call me. No really.

  4. Re:White Worms on Anti-Santy Worm Patches phpBB Flaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    White worms? Ha! I prefer to call them Earthworms since they belong to both sides!

  5. Re:A few years down the line ... on Microsoft Loses Passport · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree. However I have one question. Why did you take the tinfoil hat off?

  6. Hot damn on Internet Use Cuts Socializing Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's a bit of a two-edged sword," said Nie. "You can't get a hug or a kiss or a smile over the Internet." Many people are still more inclined to use the telephone for contact with family, he said.

    I didn't know you could get a hug or a kiss or a smile over the phone. Time to start dialing those 900 numbers.

  7. Re:General Theory of Relativity in two lines on 100 Years of Einstein · · Score: 1

    If you can wrap your head around that

    Not enough space to wrap it though.

  8. Re:Older people on Life Interrupted · · Score: 1

    People who check their email immediately whenever they reveive a "new mail" notification

    When you get only maybe two emails a day, you will understand.

  9. Re:Microsoft on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not about caring. It's about the fact that they are recognizing it as big enough force to start swatting away the arguments in their own way.

    What is that quote from Mahatma Gandhi that I keep reading on /. pretty often. It goes something like 'First they ignore you. Then they make fun of you. Then they fight you. Then you win'.

    Its at 'Then they fight you' stage.

  10. Re:Reminds me... on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    x-wife

    X-wife?? I bow to your geekhood. You truly are a geek Sir. And I mean it in a good way.

  11. Alright... as you say on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article

    We believe the way to integrate software, and the way to get software to work in a heterogeneous environment, is through promoting open standards

    Does Microsoft Office ring any bell Mr. Bill Hilf?!
    Put your actions where your mouth is and open up .doc

  12. Re:Same old, same old... on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows is open source. Its unbelievable but true

  13. Re:Warning! on Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too late. Damn.

  14. Re:An answer looking for a problem? on Subatomic Darwinism · · Score: 1

    it will have a different configuration but will still be a box containing a red pen and a blue pen

    Are you moving away from the box too fast or are you moving towards the box too fast?

  15. Bah on Subatomic Darwinism · · Score: 2, Funny

    ertain special states of a system are promoted above others by a quantum form of natural selection, which they call quantum darwinism

    I don't agree with that.

  16. Re:Probably got other things on their mind on India Quietly Introduces Software Patents · · Score: 3, Informative

    Please mod parent up. Please.

    How many people remember Michael Jordan's comeback announced on 9/11?

    I am happy that nobody is giving a crap about patents right now with the kind of destruction that happened. It would have been sad if patents were given more importance admist all that is happening right now.

  17. Re:Logo/symbol search. on What's Next For Google? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    sketch a little symbol (like the contamination sign, or some more obscure wiccan symbol)

    And then I saw your user id...

  18. Re:Woohoo! on U.S. World's Foremost Spam Nation In 2004 · · Score: 1

    You do realize that the spammers are mostly trying to sell penile enlargements, viagra, insurance and mortgage. Hmmmmmm ;)

  19. Re:It isn't that difficult... on Ho, Ho, Ho · · Score: 4, Funny

    Santa really needs to consider selling that authoritative list of "naughty" girls

    Ever wonder why he keeps saying 'Ho ho ho' ?

  20. Re:obligatory on Larry Sanger on Wikipedia and World · · Score: 5, Funny

    You gotta do it true Wiki Style!

    Wikipedia article on Larry Sanger

  21. Re:so on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    Not even slashdot is forever, folks

    Now you are just being mean :(

  22. Re:So how long... on DNA For Information Processing and Data Storage · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until Religious Nuts start claiming to see hidden messages encoded in our DNA telling us to love Jesus?

    Each DNA strand is a number. Like the Hebrew A, Alef is 1. B, Bet is 2. You understand? But look at this. The strands are inter-related. Like take the Hebrew word for father, 'Ab' - Alef Bet... 1, 2 equals 3. Alright? Hebrew word for mother, 'em' - Alef Mem... 1, 40 equals 41. Sum of 3 and 41... 44. Alright? Now, Hebrew word for child, alright, mother... father... child, 'Yeled' - that's 10, 30, and 4... 44

  23. Re:More important news on NYTimes Reports on Firefox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have a theory on this.

    Everybody has a list of friends/buddy(s) that they meet every few months. The pre-condition is that alcohol is involved. These are not your drinking buds but the people who you meet very occassionally, and never ever meet in a setting where alcohol is not involved. It is impossible that you can tolerate these buds in real life without the booze shield. They say the same about you but in a happy setting in a happy hour at a happy bar, its all about being happy. They have fun and you have fun and you share fart jokes and high five each other and then never see each other in good light until the next drink meet.

    NYT falls in that category and FF/OSS are the booze shield for us /.ers.

    HTH

  24. Re:Has GWB lost it? on U.S. Makes Plans for GPS Shutdown · · Score: 1

    How much time before Bush bans Rand McNally Maps & Globes?

    I heard that they were planning to put kibosh on the Globe of United States.

  25. Re:what's the big deal? on Australian Police Given Power To Use Spyware · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up up up. The government has the 'power' to do the surveillance. However, the key is obtaining the warrant which is one of the big outcry against Patriot Act.