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  1. Re:What if. on GreenSQL is a Database Security Solution, says CTO David Maman (Video) · · Score: 1

    I was going for fruity data...

    That can be the pits.

  2. Re:What if. on GreenSQL is a Database Security Solution, says CTO David Maman (Video) · · Score: 2

    ripe for plucking ;)

    Feathered data, what a concept!

  3. Re:Please forgive my likely stupidity on GreenSQL is a Database Security Solution, says CTO David Maman (Video) · · Score: 1

    I don't watch videos. Transcript?

    Indeed TIDW (Too illiterate, Didn't Watch), feel free to substitute idiotic as needed.

  4. Rape them on PlayStation 4 'Orbis' Rumors: AMD Hardware, Hostile To Used Games · · Score: 0

    and the horse they rode in on.

  5. Re:Parking Garages? on VISA, MasterCard Warn of 'Massive' Breach At Credit Card Processor · · Score: 1

    So you are suggesting blackjack and hookers?

  6. Re:From the text. on House Kills Effort To Stop Workplace Requests For Facebook Passwords · · Score: 1

    And McCarthy (yes, THAT one) will require the [hrase "under God" to be insinuated into what was originally (and rightly so) a secular pledge.

  7. Re:From the text. on House Kills Effort To Stop Workplace Requests For Facebook Passwords · · Score: 1

    We'll have already left.

    I was never there in the first place.

  8. Re:Yeah, and he's so qualified to judge this.. on FBI's Top Cyber-cop Says We're Losing the War Against Hackers · · Score: 1

    And I would be far from surprised to learn he is an inveterate Windows user.

    He definitely appears to lack a spine.

  9. Re:I say we ... on FBI's Top Cyber-cop Says We're Losing the War Against Hackers · · Score: 1

    ... take off and nuke them from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

    Are you talking about the congressticks or the FBI?

  10. Re:Of course he would on FBI's Top Cyber-cop Says We're Losing the War Against Hackers · · Score: 1

    Spelling grammer correctly is known to cause cancer in California.

    It seems to be metastasizing from Cupertino.

  11. Gosh on U.S. Gov't To Keep Data On Non-Terrorist Citizens For 5 Years · · Score: 1

    I feel SO much safer now, this is the change he was hoping to provide.

  12. I would imagine on Do Women Make Better Bosses? · · Score: 1

    Their superior manual dexterity shows a better result using common off the shelf boss constructions kits. On the other hand most women lack the vocal talents to be Bruce Springsteen impersonators.

  13. Re:Crap! on Judge Rules Pi-Based Music Is Non-Copyrightable · · Score: 1

    Where do you think the restraining order came from?

    Mighta been Bebe Neuwirth

  14. Whew! on Aspirin Helps Prevent Cancer, New Studies Show · · Score: 1

    I initially read that as "Aspirin Helps Prevent Career"
    and became jittery as I imagined an insidious Apple or Microsoft plot to limit my potential for advancement by foisting their products on us had been uncovered.

  15. Re:Crap! on Judge Rules Pi-Based Music Is Non-Copyrightable · · Score: 1

    there goes my 36 part interpretive dance western series based on DeVicci's tesseract constant.

    Sounds like a perfect Summer Glau vehicle, did you contact her agent to see if she is interested?

  16. Re:Governments are no longer 'for the people'. on Australian Greens Demand Public Access To Cloak and Dagger Anti-Piracy Meetings · · Score: 1

    I'd rather be ruled by nobody but myself

    I agree, I know how to comport my self properly. it's everyone else I'm worried about. I takes an iron fist to keep stupidity in check, even then it frequently fails to do so and we are saddled with the consequences of the attempts as well as the proliferation of maroons.

  17. Wow! You're a fucking idiot aren't you?

    The problem with fucking idiots is that they are too stupid to figure out how to use contraception and their numbers swell as they breed and pass on their moronic approach to life.

  18. WHo get how much on Apple vs. Nokia, RIM and Motorola On Nano-SIM Standard · · Score: 0, Troll

    What will these coprprate beheoths be charging for the manufacturing license?
    Apples and my personal definition of Reasonable in Reasonable And Non-Discriminatory are kilometers apart.

  19. Celine DIon CD, Electrical tape and an air gap on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    problem solved. A John Tesh or Yonni CD is an acceptable substitutes.

  20. Re:Max Headroom? on New Samsung TV Watches You Watching It · · Score: 1

    You mean M-M-M-Max Headroom.
    FTFY.

  21. The world would be a much better place on Microsoft Barring Certain Staff From Buying Macs, iPads? · · Score: 1

    If all companies were to stringently enforce this policy.

  22. Re:Sound of Jaws Music... on Microsoft Demos Metro UI For Enterprise Apps · · Score: 1

    So our solution is a SCUBA tank and a Highpowered rifle?
    But how do get monkeyboy to open wide?

  23. Re:Frozen Cosmopolitan on Microsoft Demos Metro UI For Enterprise Apps · · Score: 1

    Can't imagine what will happen when one freezes at a sales meeting, though.

    Derisive laughter. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of people.

  24. Re:Embrace Metro on Microsoft Demos Metro UI For Enterprise Apps · · Score: 1

    it's not inevitable if the market outright rejects it.

    Does that make Metro outevitable?

  25. Where is the "do not want" tag? on Microsoft Demos Metro UI For Enterprise Apps · · Score: 1

    Surely its perfectly cromulent fo tag this article as such.