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  1. Oh, I see what you did there. on New 'Pentop' Computer To Help Children Learn · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, dig a pony
    Well you can celebrate anything you want
    Yes, you can celebrate anything you want
    Ooh

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, do a roadhog
    Well you can penetrate any place you go
    Yes, you can penetrate any place you go

    I told you so
    All I want is you
    Everything has got to be
    just like you want it to
    Because

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, pick a moondog
    Well you can radiate everything you are
    Yes, you can radiate everything you are
    Ooh

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, roll a stoney
    Well you can imitate everyone you know
    Yes, you can imitate everyone you know

    I told you so
    All I want is you
    Everything has got to be
    just like you want it to
    Because

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, feel the wind blow
    Well you can indicate everything you see
    Yes, you can indicate everything you see
    Ooh

    I hi hi hi hi hi hi, cold and lonely
    Well you can syndicate any boat you row
    Yes, you can syndicate any boat you row

    I told you so
    All I want is you
    Everything has got to be
    just like you want it to
    Because...

  2. First post! on Intel: VoIP is Beachhead to More Collaboration · · Score: 0

    propz2rolloffle

  3. thx for the article nigga on Fired AOL Engineer gets 15 Months · · Score: 1

    my mouse button isn't working so I couldn't clickthru :(

  4. As a Londoner... on Businesses To Be Censored on Use of Olympics · · Score: 1

    ...I recommend moderating the parent comment up. The only way to deal with terrorist attacks is humour.

  5. Yes, yes... on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 1

    ...but can it run Google Earth on OSX86 while coding AJAX using Ruby on Rails?

  6. Re:Next up: on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 1

    I wholeheartedly endorse increasing Slashdot's noise-to-signal ratio by posting random 4chan and Something Awful catchphrases.

  7. Yes, yes... on Pentium 4 Overclocked to 7.1GHz, Sets World Record · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...but can it run Google Maps on OSX86 ????!?!??!

  8. Heh. on Spammer Scott Levine Convicted · · Score: 2, Funny

    At first I thought the article title was referring to Levin, the founder of IRC network Freenode. He spams a lot too - he's constantly making wallop messages begging for cash to support the network because his lazy ass can't get a job.

  9. So what? on Google Gives Reason Why it is Built on Linux · · Score: 1

    It's all well and good if the kernel is open source, but an operating system is much more than a kernel.

  10. But... on Fun Stuff at OSCON 2005 · · Score: 1

    ...Ruby is slower than many comparable scripting languages like Python and Perl. Just because you don't like that fact doesn't make anyone who says it a "troll".

  11. Ruby on Rails is good for prototyping, but... on Fun Stuff at OSCON 2005 · · Score: 1

    "Anyone have a real-world example of Rails scaling to a large project and lots of traffic?"

    No, because it can't be done. Ruby prioritises ease of initial setup over execution speed or a sturdy interface.

  12. The best part is... on Top 10 Web Fads · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...caling people homophobes when they object to it.

  13. 60 isn't a prime number. on Sixty Years of Memex · · Score: -1, Troll

    Moron.

  14. Modularity on Space Tug to the Moon and Beyond · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How well could it interface with existing satellites? It's all well and good having a cheap and convenient space cargo ship, but it's pointless if it only attaches properly to a particular proprietary type of craft.

  15. The important thing is... on Governing the Internet Report Released · · Score: 1

    ...is this proposed UN working group for the Internet going to actually have any control over the Internet, or will they just be a figurehead? If they're going to actually do something, thank G-d - international cooperation will finally enable us to deal with problems like spam and malicious Eastern European hackers and virus authors. Unfortunately, I suspect that this is not going to be the case; it takes a lot of freedom and jurisdiction for an organisation to be able to extradite and punish Internet users from any country, and most politicians probably don't want to give that power to anyone.

  16. Don't get your hopes up... on Unsealed SCO Email Reveals Linux Code is Clean · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...as much as I'd love for SCO to get their arses handed to them, I wouldn't get excited until their suit is actually thrown out of court.

  17. I'm guessing they won't get read. on Doctorow and Stross Release Latest Novels for Free · · Score: -1, Troll

    When a no-name author releases a new story solely for the purpose of furthering their anti-copyright agenda, their writing usually suffers. Especially if you're Cory Doctorow, who spells "says" as "sez" for some reason. Seriously, what's up with that? Did he see Pynchon doing it in Gravity's Rainbow and think it was cool?

  18. Fuck the record execs. on BBC In Trouble Over Free Music · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article: "There is the obvious issue that it is devaluing the perceived value of music. You are also leading the public to think that it is fine to download and own these files for nothing."

    Gee, maybe I'm wrong, but aren't Beethoven's symphonies public domain? How dare the BBC introduce a great composer's copyright-free works to a larger audience! They're devaluing it! And by "devaluing the music", you mean "devaluing your stock value", right?

  19. Sets a dangerous precedent... on Harry Potter's 'Half Blood Prince' Leaked · · Score: 0

    ...surely it's a violation of free speech to prevent people from discussing a certain text just because it's popular?

  20. Whoa! on Stroustrup on the Future of C++ · · Score: 1, Funny

    C++ has real-world applications now?

  21. Oh, believe you me... on Doomed: How id Lost Its Crown · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...both Taco's hand and Zonk's hand are doing the same things.

  22. Uh, Cliff... on Back and Forth Between Qwerty and Dvorak? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...seems you're having enough trouble just with QWERTY as it is.

  23. Nice spelling [nt] on Alex, The Brainy Parrot Who Knows About Zero · · Score: 1

    _

  24. This is Slashdot. on Longhorn Beta Begins · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter whether or not what you're posting makes sense. Just so long as it bashes "EVIL EMPIRE MICRO$$$OFT", you'll get modded up!

  25. The thing is... on GTA Sex Game Leads to ESRB Fracas · · Score: 1

    ...there aren't really any major game engine changes between GTA3, VC and SA. I think of them as 3, 3.1 and 3.2.