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Businesses To Be Censored on Use of Olympics

pitpe writes "The BBC reports that the proposed London 2012 Olympics Bill bans the use of words related to the Olympics by non-sponsors, including 'Olympic', '2012', 'gold', 'summer' and 'games', amongst others. The bill is aimed at ensuring corporate sponsors, who have provided £790m of the IOC's £2.25bn marketing revenue over the last four years, will not be deterred by 'ambush marketing' where rivals to the official sponsors try to take advantage, but businesses warn it could make it technically illegal for pubs to use chalkboards to flag up coverage of the Games." From the article: "The London 2012 website has already posted a warning listing a string of Olympic-related words and images that are off limits to all but official sponsors. And advertisers' representatives have criticised the new Olympics bill because they believe it will make it almost impossible for most companies to even acknowledge that the Games are happening without getting into trouble. "

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  1. Easy workaround for pubs... by jmp_nyc · · Score: 0

    There must be at least one brewer that's planning on putting up the cash to be an official sponsor, and if not, there should be. All they need to do is print signs which are then distributed to pubs that sell their beer that have their brand, the Olympic brand (authorized because they paid), and say that the games can be viewed here. The big American brewers do this all the time for big events...
    -JMP

    1. Re:Easy workaround for pubs... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0

      BBC - Home of the Official 2012 Summer Olympic Gold Tube-Bombing Coverage!

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    2. Re:Easy workaround for pubs... by shokk · · Score: 1
      Or just write a tongue-in-cheek sign that any intelligent person can understand:

      Coverage of current sporting event we are not allowed to call by name to be found here!
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    3. Re:Easy workaround for pubs... by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1

      You know, if they were really shrewd about this, I could see Pabst, who are the current owners of the Olympia brand of beer, really taking advantage of this situation...

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  2. UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    LONDON (AP) - The UK government today introduced a bill into parliament that, if adopted, would allow the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to reserve use of certain letters and digits, including "O", "2", "L", and "g" through "r", to businesses who had signed official Olympic sponsorship agreements.

    Prime Minister Tony Blair passionately, though unintelligibly, defended the controversial law, saying that "t[h]e I[O]C s [h]ave [it] [q]uite cl[ea]r that [o]ur role [is] [t]o def[en]d the i[n]ve[stm]en[t]s of [l]egiti[mat]e [adve]rti[s]er[s]" who have signed on with the IOC.

    Blair also pointed to the limited timeframe of the bill, which only allows surveillance during a two-year period before and after the bill, and said that this showed that public opinion had been considered strongly during the formulation period. "[Wh]at m[or]e [d]o th[ey] wa[nt]?" he asked rhetorically

    Free Software Foundation founder and figurehead Richard M. Stallman was unavailable comment. A source close to the activist said that "he's working on renaming GCC in Cyrillic".

    1. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by ZhuLien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now is time to promote that Dreamcast fighting GAME Psychic Force 2012 - here's a review of this just above average Game. http://www.gaming-media.com/fighting/pf2012.htm

    2. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by ZhuLien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think this *GAME* Psychic Force *2012* came out one *SUMMER*. I wonder if US *GOLD* had released games as good as this they would still be around? If you don't have this though, you can always play Hyper *OLYMPICS* in the arcades instead if you can find it.

    3. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by moviepig.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      J.K. Rowling has suggested referring to 'the-events-who-must-not-be-named'. Support for the proposal has come from Jane (formerly "Olympia") Dukakis...

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    4. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free Software Foundation founder and figurehead Richard M. Stallman was unavailable comment. A source close to the activist said that "he's working on renaming GCC in Cyrillic".

      As far as I'm concerned, he can do whatever he wants, as long as he stops posting ** SPOILERS ** without warning in the middle of his political rants!

    5. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Funny

      J.K. Rowling has weighed in on an over-the-top censorship issue? I suggest we refer to that event as "the-irony-that-cannot-be-ignored".

    6. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That word...I donno think it means wha you think it means.

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    7. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by demachina · · Score: 1

      After hearing of the new law Sean "P. Diddy" Combs appeared on the Today show with Kati Curic to announce he was dropping the "P." from his name in order to come in to compliance with the new law, and beside the "P." was separating him from his fans, all three of them.

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    8. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by NcF · · Score: 1

      You missed the 'o' in 'of' ;P

    9. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      I assume you're referring to "irony". I'll also assume you don't think it means "sarcastic" (damn US Heritage Dictionary). I would then be arguing the position that it's ironic that the author of Harry "Talk about it before the official release date and we'll sue you" Potter would be criticising censorship in Olympic advertising. I'll readily agree it's also hypocritical, but I think I can safely stretch the definition of ironic to include these events, particularly if J.K. doesn't recognise the hypocrisy of her actions.

    10. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      The event formerly known as the symbol formerly known as the "event formerly known as" symbol.

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    11. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by mattspammail · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Misspelling is the best way around this dumbass law. All you Londoners take note:

      Come to our pub and cheer for your favorite athlets during the 20012 Olypic sumer games!

      On another note, would it be illegal to say, "We're not an official sponsor of the 2012 summer Olympic games in London"?

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    12. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by famebait · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or one could take a cue from the Apple engineers who were sued by Carl Sagan for internally code-naming their project "Sagan" without paying him, and promptly changed the internal name to "Asshole Astronomer". For which they were sued a second time by Carl Sagan, presumably in an attempt to convince the world that he was in fact not an asshole, *snigger*.

      The "Asshole Games"(tm)?

      Has a certain ring^H^H^H^Hasshole to it, doesn't it?.

      Alternatively, one could solicit a bid from microsoft to buy the entire british language, so that any use outside properly licensed Microsoft products incurs extra fees, includiong from the IOC. Just think how much money the government could make!

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    13. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by clausiam · · Score: 1

      Some people just can't recognize a joke when they see one ...

    14. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the Olympics of Olympia feel like they are being mocked. I don't understand how the summer can end on such a down note. Why do governments play games like this? I wonder how much freedom of speech will degrade by 2012.

      The depth of this foolishness truly exceeds the value of gold.

    15. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple's internal code name switched from Carl Sagan to BHA after he sued. He sued again because he thought BHA stood for "but-head astronomer." Get your stories strait!

      http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/582.h tml

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    16. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      Come to our pub and cheer for your favorite athlets during the 20012 Olypic sumer games!

      And you will be sited for using the noun/verb/adjective-that-must-not-be-named-but-sou nds-like-mames.

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    17. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      cited even <_< >_>

      when will /. join the modern age and let people edit their posts?!

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    18. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A local band in Minneapolis just got a cease and desist for using the name the Olympic Hopefuls.

      http://startribune.com/stories/389/5529908.html
      http://2024records.com/artistweb/thehopefuls/

    19. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by __aaercy5451 · · Score: 1

      The scary thing about this is that Micro$oft actually HAS enough money to do it!!

    20. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no.
      Microsoft doesn't have to buy the british language, they can just patent it!

      The scary part is, such a patent might just get approved...

    21. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Was Rowling saying that, or was her money grubbing publisher saying that?

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    22. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      when will /. join the modern age and let people edit their posts?!

      I don't think that'd work out too well. The trolls are bad enough. With editing they'd make some post good enough to get modded up, then change it to something ridiculous. Or the other way around.

      The moderation system would be thoroughly broken. And despite its shortcomings, without the moderation system Slashdot would be nearly unreadable.

    23. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      so warn the user when they're editing the post, then reset the post's mod to 0 (or -1) when it gets edited, and give back the mod point(s). If a user excessively edits there posts, start to negatively effect that user's karma. it's that simple.

      getting back on topic.... there's no way I'm watching the corporate shmames - no TV.

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    24. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by nairobiny · · Score: 1

      Misspelling is the best way around this dumbass law

      As beloved by spammers worldwide.

      Cum watch teh 07YM9IC5!

    25. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law by ifwm · · Score: 1

      I think it's ironic that you can't see a joke when it's in your face.

      Oh wait that's not irony, you're just dumb.

  3. The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will begin sometime between 2011 and 2013.

    1. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by nutshell42 · · Score: 1

      Well, in addition Londoners will read about the AU price, worry whether video-"interactive entertainment software" are the end of the world, watch the interesting documentary "Wildlife in the US National Park Named after the Mountain Where the Greek Gods Resided, You Know What We Mean, Wink, Wink". Heck, the only word they won't miss is "summer"

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    2. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've thought for a number of years that the "olympics" as they currently exist should be disbanded, and an entirely new, NON PROFIT group should be set up to run the event.

      The idea being that they only cover their own costs and don't generate any revenue. I'm getting sick of the obscene cost of the games as they currently exist, and those prices make it prohibitive for people to even get out and see events (even if they're able to).

      I mean, look at the olympics in Greece, there were lots of events with the stands half empty or more - of course there are multiple events going on simultaneously, but I figure that ticket prices contributed rather strongly too...

      N.

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    3. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but you're still using the "O" word. Instead use the following phrase:

      "the quadrennial summer event of international athletic competition"

      Of course, future changes may warrant the inclusion of additional language:

      "the quadrennial summer event of international athletic competition, chess, bridge, bowling and billiards"

    4. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by monkeydo · · Score: 2, Funny

      The IOC is non-profit.

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    5. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Btut you can't say "games" or "Olympics", so that would be "sporting events formerly named after the traditional home of the Gods in the Eastern Mediterranean", right??

    6. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      1. Trademark every number from 1900 through 2100
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

    7. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The solution:

      "07YM91CS"

      And people said l33t would never catch on.

    8. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      I prefer the quadrennial psudo-amateur athletic competion that we name not.

      Ni!

      Spock the Baptist,
      who is now heading off to chop down the mightest oak in the forest with his razor wit.

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    9. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IOC actually stands for: Insist On Cash

    10. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Heh heh, so is The Church of Scientology.

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    11. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by rnelsonee · · Score: 1

      Why is this modded Funny? They are non-profit....

    12. Re:The games formerly known as the olymipcs... by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      The real problem is the 'bidding' process to host the games.

      Cities spend so much on trying to one up each other in some lame "we are better because we know how to go into debt faster" competition that they need sponsers to just be able to pay the sanitation workers after everything is said and done.

      If the IOC would stop making it acceptable to bankrupt small nations with the amount of money spent on these facilities (many of which are almost always severly under utilized once the games are over) then this loonacy would no longer happen.

  4. Yeah, and a band too... by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They won't allow The Olympic Hopefuls to use Olympic in their name either. It's amazing that this crap was written in to law. Now the band has to change to "The Hopefuls".

    Seriously, I love how they were given powers over a word that was around LONG before "The Games" were.

    What a bunch of shit.

    1. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      indeed. I started tae kwon do several years back. and one year i decided to watch it. Well it was not televised on any us channel at the time, and web casting was forbidden. So if its not covered by a big network, you simply cant see it. How stupid is that?

      I dont watch or pay any attention to the olympics whatsoever. Fuck them.

      So where are the free games? Because its inevitable...

      I also have a special needs child. I wonder if the special olympics are soo idiotic!?

    2. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      They won't allow The Olympic Hopefuls to use Olympic in their name either.

      Only that they in this case is the U.S. Olympic Committee.

      This fucking sucks, I think I'll boycot all Olympic sponsers.

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    3. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by glwtta · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seriously, I love how they were given powers over a word that was around LONG before "The Games" were.

      Ok, so technically most of the words they listed are English words, and English wasn't around yet during the early 8th century BCE, when the games started.

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    4. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This fucking sucks, I think I'll boycot all Olympic sponsers.

      What about the sponsors?

    5. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of the ancient Olympics. Those don't count. The modern Olympic games were started in 1896, well after the word "Olympic" had been introduced into the language.

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    6. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      What about the sponsors?

      I'm buying their stock right now.

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    7. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure why this is marked off-topic. Media not being allowed to speak about some matter, whether de facto or de jure, and that media being in England is certainly the topic here. Government run amok (in more ways than one) is the topic here. Moderators being off their rocker, well, that's par for the course. Now why are police officers allowed to execute people? And why do some people not want this topic discussed.

    8. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that you won't be able to refer to the greek city-state that spawned the event?

      What about the Titanic's sister ship which accoding to the wikipedia was the only civilian vessel to sink a U-boat?

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    9. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      That is so cool!

    10. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why are police officers allowed to execute people?

      Because it's f*%kin' cool like Jack Bauer or something, that's why. As long as you are not "swarthy," that is.

      Seriously, dude. Slashdot's readership's too busy arguing back and forth whether or not corporations should be allowed to rule us and collectively pissing themselves in fear of potential terrorism to care that Bobbies went all Judge Dread on some random brown dude.

    11. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Holy fsck! Never ever get on a ship with someone named Violet Jessop! (And if you do, stick very close to her. Or not. Maybe she has the Luck of Teela Brown?)

      Hmm... Maybe if we could slip a Violet Jessop onto the same luxury liner as those International Olympic Committee parasites?
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    12. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by W12x40 · · Score: 1

      My father told me that the IOC once sued several small businesses in rural western Washington for use of the "O" word. It was summarily dismissed because these local establishments were situated on the Olympic Peninsula, near the boundaries of the Olympic National Park. I'm interested to see how this gets rehashed for the Vancouver games, being that Vancouver is but a short ferry ride from the Olympic Peninsula.

    13. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I love how they were given powers over a word that was around LONG before "The Games" were.

      They weren't "given powers [sic] over a word," they inherently already had it. They're the government. One of the things government is empowered to regulate is commercial speech.

      And just because a word has been around a long time doesn't mean it can't be restricted. We're not talking about a free speech issue here, we're talking about a commercial speech issue. Individuals have much greater freedoms to say what they want, but corporations have to play by a more restrictive set of rules. This act isn't saying that people aren't allowed to walk around talking about the games with each other, it's just saying that Burger King isn't allowed to advertise an "Olympic Whopper Combo!" Just like McDonald's isn't allowed to advertise their new chicken burger as a "Big Crunch", even though the words "big" and "crunch" have been in the dictionary forever.

      Actually, in case that reference is locale-specific, the "Big Crunch" is a chicken sandwich sold by KFC in Canada. I'm not sure if they have it in other parts of the world. But now that I've explained it, you see my point.

      Individuals are perfectly welcome to walk around, using the phrase "Big Crunch" however they please (within the boundaries of libel, slander, and fraud laws), but other corporations do not enjoy such freedom. They must license the mark from KFC, if they wish to use it.

      This is the same thing. The IOC owns the trademark "Olympic(s)". Individuals can talk about it all we want, but if corporations wish to use it in advertising (thus, make money from it), then they must license the mark from the IOC. Lots of companies have paid their dues for the right to use the word. This law is simply preventing those who haven't paid their dues from using the trademark in advertising.

      There's nothing nefarious going on here, or even anything new. Commercial speech is very commonly restricted, and it should be. It's an important part of a healthy capitalist economy. It's just another part of intellectual property laws.

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    14. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obscurely, the Olympic Symbol and related words already have special protection in English law. Irrespective of any changes to the law, The Olympic Hopefuls are already in breach of copyright.

    15. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by saintp · · Score: 1
      Seriously, I love how they were given powers over a word that was around LONG before "The Games" were.
      And they wield it with terrible ferocity, too.
    16. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      I also have a special needs child. I wonder if the special olympics are soo idiotic!?

      Well... the Special Olympics have a banned word in them...

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    17. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Ok, so I was mostly making a funny, rather than trying to prove a point, but why wouldn't the ancient games count? After all, they are probably the reason why the word "Olympic" was introduced into English (and many other languages), in the first place.

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    18. Re:Yeah, and a band too... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      The ancient games don't count simply because the ancient Olympics took place before there was a trademark/copyright system. Therefore, all words and other intellectual property in relation to the ancient games are public domain.

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  5. Banning the use of the year? by hungrygrue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That would be hard on a lot of businesses... Calendar makers, for instance :-)

    1. Re:Banning the use of the year? by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No kidding.

      Other banned words include games, medals, gold, silver, bronze, 2012, sponsor, summer

      I guess a jewelry store owner would be forbidden from advertising: "Come and see our great selection of gold and silver on sale this starting this summer. No payments until 2012."

      This is positively ridiculous.

    2. Re:Banning the use of the year? by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      The price is $20.12

      And the osmotic pusle resnence needed to make a star drive work is 2012.

      Banning a number is bad for lots of things.

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    3. Re:Banning the use of the year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That would be hard on a lot of businesses... Calendar makers, for instance :-)"

      Hey no problem, just switch to a different calander system. There's lots of them. We could start using the mayan calander, it's pretty popular. Oh wait, 2012 is the end of time for them, so that won't work. (and here's the part where I wanted to try and be clever but my memory is failing me): There were several other ancient calander systems which ended around 2011-2012, I think another one was the Hebrew calander... and I was hoping to end this message insinuating nefarious conspiratorial plans by The Powers That Be(TM) to oppress and keep people ignorant. Oh well, carry on.

    4. Re:Banning the use of the year? by Skevin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Many sources believe that the fact that the Mayan Calendar ends in December 2012(tm)(c) will signal the end of the world.

      Perhaps the IOC(tm)(c), armed with its cadre of lawyers and time travel technology, decided to sue them for actually using this year. Ancient Mayan astronomers, upon marking December 21st, 2012(tm)(c), on their calendars may have been assaulted by futuristic IOC(tm)(c) lawyers, possessing knowledge of the future(tm)(c), which would allow them to sue based on laws that did not yet exist(United States Patent #836,236,582,353,873,122). These impeccably dressed lawyers would be conceived as demons, as they rampaged mercilessly through the Mayan empire, bringing suit to every individual who had the audacity to own a Mayan Calendar that included the year 2012(tm)(c). Like SCO(tm), the IOC(tm)(c) Lawyers selected a time period when every Mayan citizen had a calendar that included 2012(tm)(c), so as to maximize the targets they could bring suit against (i.e. everyone in the Empire).
      It is well known that the Mayan Empire died out almost overnight. In order to conduct a full scale invasion of this magnitude, one would require two time-travelling lawyers for every man, woman, and child in the Mayan Empire. The IOC(tm)(c) does indeed have this kind of manpower, with plenty to spare. It is suspected that the IOC(tm)(c) has conducted such temporal legal blitzkriegs against other peoples, such as Aztec Empire, the American Colonial town of Roanoke, and the crew of the fishing ship High Aim 6, for court rulings not mentioned here, because they will not exist until 2036(tm).

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    5. Re:Banning the use of the year? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Point of clarification: The Mayan calander doesn't say that the winter solstace of 2012 (~December 22nd) will be the end of time, merely the end of the current age. Now, for all we know, we'll get horsemen breaking up the Olympics with plague, pestilance, famine, or death, or we could just get a load of nothing like every other doomsday scenario. Hey, who knows?

  6. news reporting by paper_boats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does this extend to mean that only the sponsoring news organizations can report on olympic news. Sounds tricky.

    1. Re:news reporting by hungrygrue · · Score: 3, Informative

      That already happened in the last ******* games. The BBC World Service had to block out their feed for anyone in the US if there was any mention of the games which cannot be named because they would have been infringing on the exclusive broadcast rights of NBC.

    2. Re:news reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well who cares. The Olympics fucking blow anyway. I can find much better things to do with my time than watch a bunch of faries prancing around an ice rink. Trolling Slashdot, for instance.

    3. Re:news reporting by Glytch · · Score: 1

      That pisses me off every time the miserable olympics roll around. I love listening to the BBC over the net here in Canada, and whenever those damnable games start, the BBC has to cut their entire feed.

      I don't give a damn about who won what medal flying by down a mountain the fastest, or who won what medal by bribing figureskating judges the best, I just want my World Service fix.

    4. Re:news reporting by InvalidError · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, yes actually.

      Some athletes ran into pretty big troubles from blogging and posting their own videos during the last olympic "games". The big media went pretty far out of their way to clamp down on everything and it really sucks. Almost every event is locked down with regional exclusivity deals.

      If you go to the games, any written, photographic, audio and video content you may acquire must be for your own exclusive use only or you risk having the media lawyers on your back.

      My guess is that this will only get much worse before some sense is knocked back in this messy circus act.

    5. Re:news reporting by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always shortwave. At night I can pick it up pretty clear with an old S-38 and a (very) long wire antenna. I just got a Sirius radio this spring, I wonder if they will censor out anything O-word related on that too?

    6. Re:news reporting by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      How often do you get to watch the greatest sport man ever invented, Olympic Curling. It combines the best parts of Hockey and err. shuffleboard and street cleaning.

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    7. Re:news reporting by saskboy · · Score: 1

      I had a gander at the Salt Lake *ames website too, and it had archane policies about linking to their bloody website even! I mean how anal is that, that they will literally sue you for doing free advertising for them?

      I think Slashdot must have covered that story, I remember talking about it here anyway.

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    8. Re:news reporting by daspriest · · Score: 1
      So much for this collection of various sporting events being about the different countries coming together and competing with each other.

      Looks like sportsmanship, commeradery, and everything else the sporting event was about has been degraded by the all mighty dollar and corporate power houses.

    9. Re:news reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does this extend to mean that only the sponsoring news organizations can report on olympic news. Sounds tricky.

      The olypmics is a dieing peice of shit. Everyone who is proud of their gold medals can go flip another burger. Where are they now? Noone knows, because noone cares.

      The last olympics? I've seen more people in a ghost town.

    10. Re:news reporting by STrinity · · Score: 1

      Looks like sportsmanship, commeradery, and everything else the sporting event was about has been degraded by the all mighty dollar and corporate power houses.
       
      Dollar? Try Pounds Sterling. Not every excess of capitalism can be blamed on the greenback.

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    11. Re:news reporting by kneeo · · Score: 1

      Curling is a winter sport.

    12. Re:news reporting by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      The media and sponsors act as if they own the athletes and their performances pretty much the same way the *AA&co do with artists, actors and authors.

      Olympics were supposed to be universal but the media and sponsors are cheapening the games into common privatised entertainment.

    13. Re:news reporting by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      It's so sickening - all the commercialization and corruption and even doping of atheletes. No offense to the atheletes who give it their all, but The Olympics these days are just awfully run and hardly worth watching. If enough people turn their backs to it maybe the atheletes can start something worthwhile and leave the 01ymp1c5 behind.

  7. Powerwalking-finals.torrent by infonography · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to your bittorrent sites. I wonder how the Olympics will handle torrents of their events. DMCA?

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    1. Re:Powerwalking-finals.torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA != the world

    2. Re:Powerwalking-finals.torrent by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Coming soon to your bittorrent sites. I wonder how the Olympics will handle torrents of their events. DMCA? Given the direction they seem to be taking they'll not have any problems because everyone will be so fed up with the restrictions that the stands will be near empty and everyone will find something else to watch on TV. I seem to remember stories from the Athens games where spectators weren't allowed to carry in even bottles of water if they weren't the brand of the official sponsor that provided the Olympics bottled water, now they're trying to get laws passed so they can restrict things even further.

      I've always loved the Olympics, I remember looking forward to them even as a child, but this type of crap is quickly making me lose all interest in them. I used to tape what aired while I was at work (or school in the past) so I could watch all the coverage, last Olympics I didn't tape a thing. I didn't watch as much either and the whole Death Grip on Advertising (tm) wasn't quite as bad as this sounds.

      So congrats to the IOC and their over-zealous "official" sponsors. It's not just anyone that can completely destroy something as special as the Olympics once were. Oh and just a tip for those official sponsors -- I don't tend to buy products from companies who encourage this type of behaivor, even if you are supporting the Olympics, so you might want to rethink your marketing strategies.

    3. Re:Powerwalking-finals.torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go tell that to the Iraqis.

    4. Re:Powerwalking-finals.torrent by briancurtin · · Score: 0
      Given the direction they seem to be taking they'll not have any problems because everyone will be so fed up with the restrictions that the stands will be near empty and everyone will find something else to watch on TV.

      during the last games of which we cannot speak of, the baseball championship had like 40 people there. i also found something else to watch on TV after 2 innings, so this is right on par.
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  8. Right by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the word summer NEVER comes up in normal conversation. Nor does the word 2012 come up either...

    I can see it now
    Tom: "Hey, I can't wait till the summer of 2012 becau--"
    Trademark Police: "Stop right there, infringer!"
    Tom: "I didn't do anything wrong!"
    Trademark Police: "According to this law you did. Those words are trademarked."
    Tom: "How the hell did they trademark a year and a season?!"
    Pitiful

    1. Re:Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out this great sale between Spring and Summer! No interest until the year after 2011!

    2. Re:Right by kie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      double plus bad.

      (maybe the book should have been titled 2012 rather than 1984)

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    3. Re:Right by shawb · · Score: 1

      Tthis use of the unapproved term "bad" is triple-plus-ungood. It is my duty to report you to the Ministry of Truth. That is all.

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    4. Re:Right by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "And the word summer NEVER comes up in normal conversation."

      Hell, I only hope that the bill gets *passed* and on, by the way, the word "London" is on that list too.

      Now that would get a lot of laughs, I can tell you!

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    5. Re:Right by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Strawman fallacy: "The practice of refuting weaker arguments than one's opponents actually offer."

      You're confusing individual speech and commercial speech. The law under discussion only restricts commercial speech (i.e., advertising), while your example depicts individual speech (which, of course, is not affected by this law at all).

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    6. Re:Right by danila · · Score: 1

      I am sure you remember how private individuals were prohibited from displaying trademarks belonging to the competitors of official sponsors. Which meant you can't drink Pepsi at Olympic games and the bottles with the offending product were confiscated by the security. And this practice was not just widespread in Athens, it was universal.

      Another fallacy should be invoked, the slippery slope one, but I am actually not sure how fallacious it actually is...

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    7. Re:Right by Kombat · · Score: 1

      I am sure you remember how private individuals were prohibited from displaying trademarks belonging to the competitors of official sponsors.

      You left off "... while on private property under license to the IOC." People were free to walk around Athens decked out in all the Coke clothing they wanted, but they weren't going to be allowed onto the private property where the games were being held. I still see no problem here.

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    8. Re:Right by danila · · Score: 1

      It makes sense 200 years ago, when most of every city was public property. However, in ever more capitalistic society the private property is encroaching on us. A place that was once a sanctuary for the Greek gods is now "private property". Today every parcel of land is owned by someone and especially in the cities every place where you can be is owned by someone.

      Do you think you can go to a public park today and do anything you want, such as take pictures of sculptures? Turns out, you can't.

      So you reasoning is deeply flawed. One, private property is not sacred. Two, some rules regarding private property that made sense 200 years ago don't make sense now and are actually harmful. Of course, you probably are too much of a believer in "sanctity of private property" to think about it rationally. But it's not your fault that you were brainwashed and you are hardly the only one with such problem.

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    9. Re:Right by sxpert · · Score: 1

      yeah. go to the event wearing a pepsi bikini... then sue them for sexual abuse when they try to rip the thing off

  9. 1st Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank heavens the 1st Amendment prohibits this type of corporate welfare in the USA.

    1. Re:1st Amendment by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 0, Troll

      American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise
      is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it. Consequently,
      any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations
      in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners. She is not required to know how
      to drive but she will certainly be expected to read the road map while her
      husband drives, and if she can't, or if she's abnormally slow in giving him
      help, she's bound to cause trouble. Therefore, you'd think that colleges
      which train the bright young women who're going to marry the bright young
      men who are going to own the Cadillacs that roar back and forth across this
      continent would teach the girls to read maps. None do. They teach a hundred
      other useless things, but never a word about the one that will cause the greatest friction.
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    2. Re:1st Amendment by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it forced us to innovate and come up with all sorts of different types of corporate welfare.

  10. 2012... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...a greak year for geeks everywhere to go and visit Paris.

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  11. My chalk board by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

    My chalk board would be like this:

    "This pub does not show the London 2012 Olympic Summer Games on TV."

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    1. Re:My chalk board by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that would be advertising for monetary gain. I mean, I'd certainly prefer to go to a pub that *wasn't* showing talking heads analysing the competitors performance in nauseating detail, in between sponsors ads and the occasional 30 second clip of actual sporting events taking place.

    2. Re:My chalk board by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, you just have to write:
      "This pub does not show the (British Capital) (Year between 2011 and 2013) (related to the Greek mountain where the ancient Greek gods reside) (The time between spring and autumn) (Something you can play) on TV."

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  12. It was bad enough... by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

    It was bad enough when a certain network gained exclusive broadcast in the US rights and the BBC World Service had to black out their stream every time there was any mention of the Olympic games. This is ridiculous.

    1. Re:It was bad enough... by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

      Not only them, also the dutch NOS and the Australian ABC had suspended their news-stations feeds on the internet.

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  13. unreasonable gits... by Travelsonic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the "London 2012" website:
    You can support the 2012 Games by not engaging in the unauthorised use of the Olympic Marks

    Yeah? If by "engaging in the unauthorised use of the Olympic Marks" you mean by using them at all, how about you respect the people, and not make such fuchking unreasoanble demands in the first place?

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    1. Re:unreasonable gits... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I can't wait until companies stop the pretense and just say, "You can support (whatever) by just complying with whatever unreasonable demand we can foist on you via the law." It'll happen. Before it does, someone better write a book about it so we cal all laugh and comment on how unlikely it is that'll ever actually happen.

    2. Re:unreasonable gits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little late for a comment I know.. but I say we support the games by google bombing the very words 2012, Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Olympics... anyone have a nice place to send all them?

    3. Re:unreasonable gits... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "You can support the 2012 Games by not engaging in the unauthorised use of the Olympic Marks"

      I totally support the 20... the ga.. the skill-comparing activities occurring on the year between 2011 and 2013, whose name sounds similar to olive and blimp.

  14. This is nothing new by winkydink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The IOC has always been very vigorous in defending the branding rights to the games. They even tried to get the Special Olympics to change before the public backlash made them decide to change their minds.

    Think about it. If you're Coca-Cola (or some other huge multinational) that's spending 8-9 figures to be the "official whatever of the Olympics", you're going to want to be pretty sure that your competitor isn't going to just say the same thing unofficially. Pretty sure in this case means contractual language with teeth. Hence, the IOC turning around and doing the same thing.

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    1. Re:This is nothing new by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And the government should not pass laws like this.
      They are only doing it becasue they know Olympic is pretty damn generic, older then the IOC, and a total perversion of copyright law.

      Put the word 'Official' in your advertising. If someone else claimes to be an 'official olympic whatever' sue them. But pubs should be able to play anything on TV and advertising they are doing so.

      This is like banning any company from using the word marathon for christ sake.

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    2. Re:This is nothing new by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      And if 'coca-cola' was a term in common use for thousands of years I'ld want a society that tells them to blow it out their ass too. How are we coming to a place where using common words is mediated by lawyers?

    3. Re:This is nothing new by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Think about it. If you're Coca-Cola (or some other huge multinational) that's spending 8-9 figures to be the "official whatever of the Olympics", you're going to want to be pretty sure that your competitor isn't going to just say the same thing unofficially. Pretty sure in this case means contractual language with teeth. Hence, the IOC turning around and doing the same thing. Sure, and it's reasonable to expect that your competitors can't imply they're official sponsors. But this is going way beyond that, a quote from the article:

      But the new bill will make it illegal to combine words like "games", "medals", "gold", "2012", "sponsor" or "summer" in any form of advertising.

      Heaven help you if you're having a conference of some kind in London in the summer of 2012, you might get heavily fined when you try to promote it, even if it has _nothing_ to do with the Olympics, occurs at a different time (well it'd kind of have to since the city will likely be packed because of the Olympics) or date.

      If you make games for children better make sure you don't inadvertantly advertise any as summer games, you'll break this law. Again, you could be advertising a glorified lawn sprinkler for kids to play games under in the summer heat but since you "combined" summer and games in your ad the law applies and you're screwed.

      I'm sure you'll say "but they'll be reasonable and won't pursue those types of cases" but we already know how well that type of stuff works. You can find many cases of the RIAA & MPAA sending out Cease & Desist letters because they found files containing words that also are used in songs/movies they own but had nothing to do with them. I seem to remember one where the C&D referred to a file that was around 500kb in size, but the MPAA thought it was one of their movies. Rationality won't enter into the enforcement of this law, it'll get the same treatment, anything that looks like it applies will get slapped with at least a lawyergram and likely charges levied. Even if they company ends up off the hook they'll have paid a penalty for defending themselves for doing nothing wrong.

      No matter how you look at it this is a very bad law, and very bad precedent. Why should the IOC be given sole ownership of common words beyond Olympic/Olympics? Most of those words are used a lot, and in non-olympic references. Even if you think the words are defensible, including the damn year is insane. I suppose everyone in London will have to be sure to avoid mentioning the year in advertising in 2012 just to be on the safe side.

    4. Re:This is nothing new by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Our 2012 line-up is the gold-standard in auto-mobiles and we're giving you these GREAT deals for this Summer only!" *men with machine guns jump through the windows to detain the anti-Olympic "terrorists"*

    5. Re:This is nothing new by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Oh great, just give them more ideas!

    6. Re:This is nothing new by dustmite · · Score: 1

      And why exactly would any company (e.g. Coca-Cola) deserve such protection at the expense of freedom of speech of actual humans, simply because they put money in? Does a company's right to get return on investment trump individual human rights? (And for the observant, yes, that was a loaded question, the right response is 'WTF, companies have a right to ROI?')

      (And why yes I do own a company. And I think this goes way too far. I think it's chilling that my kids/grandkids will grow up in a world where it will eventually be considered totally normal for corporates to "own" everyday words "because they paid for them".)

    7. Re:This is nothing new by dummyname12 · · Score: 1

      Well crap, what are we going to name Madden 2012 now? -EA Representative

    8. Re:This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought that advertisers gain from the fact that by sponsoring, they can run ads in prime tv slots where their competitors can't (you know, by sheer exposure). however, apparently people actually are significantly persuaded by the fact that ______ is actually an "official sponsor" - despite the fact that these so-called "official" products almost always have nothing at all to do with the olympic sports (esp. the junk-food purveyors, shameless!)... this doesn't reflect too kindly on those watching and absorbing :(

    9. Re:This is nothing new by gowen · · Score: 1
      They are only doing it becasue they know Olympic is pretty damn generic
      But the words not older than "Apple", and yet there's a law that tells me I can't call my computer company "Apple Computers".

      FFS people, is it really so hard to understand that this bill does not prohibit you from saying "London" or "2012", but it does stop you branding your product "London 2012", because thats a mark denoting the 2012 London Olympics.

      Jesus, some people are dumb.
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    10. Re:This is nothing new by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Think about it. If you're Coca-Cola (or some other huge multinational) that's spending 8-9 figures to be the "official whatever of the Olympics", you're going to want to be pretty sure that your competitor isn't going to just say the same thing unofficially"

      Incidentally, one of the most memorable slogans was from one of the non-sponsors (presumably with millions of pounds extra to spend on brewing that they could have spent on sponsorship):

      "Officially a beer during Euro 2000"

    11. Re:This is nothing new by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Imagine the poor European /Games/ Developer Conference in /2012/: they couldn't mention that they where having a /games/ conference, and couldn't mention that they had /sponsors/. And if they have the gall to hold their /sponsored/ /games/ conference in the /summer/...

      If this bill doesn't fuck with free speech, I really don't know what would. Just goes to show what a despot gets up to if he isn't punished for misleading the public the first (and second, and third...) time 'round.

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    12. Re:This is nothing new by superflippy · · Score: 1

      The IOC has always been very vigorous in defending the branding rights to the games.

      A friend of mine worked as a translator for the '96 Paralympics in Atlanta, and she told me something I didn't know about sponsorships. Any sponsor of the Olympics had the option to sponsor the Paralympics, too. But if they chose not to, they could bar any of their competitors from sponsoring the Paralympics.

      So Hanes was an Olympic sponsor for Atlanta '96, providing uniforms and t-shirts for athletes and volunteers, but chose not to sponsor the Paralympics. They also took the option to ban competitors, and the result was that the Paralympics had to spend a lot of extra money to get low-quality uniform t-shirts for many of the athletes. There were companies who would have happily provided those for free, but they weren't allowed to.

      Shafting the Paralympic athletes seems to me to be classic asshole corporate behavior. But it was part of the IOC rules at the time.

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    13. Re:This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But why they'd want to stop me from putting up a photo or two that I've taken personally, and where I'd have all the rights everywhere else across the globe, is beyond me.

      So in order not to be tempted, I won't go, and I'll consider removing not-to-be-named channels from my TV for the duration of the not-to-be-named non-event.

  15. Commercialization blows by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wish i had the funds to start a true olympic games. A nice non-profit event. Maybe even center ed around the athletes. What we have currently just hurts my head. Spectators aren't allowed to drink the wrong drink or wear a shirt with a non-sponser on it. I feel kinda sick.

    1. Re:Commercialization blows by spike2131 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile, people who actually consume the sponsor's products - by eating at McDonald's and drinking a lot of Coke - are way too fat to even consider competing in the games.

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    2. Re:Commercialization blows by oliverthered · · Score: 1


      Fuckem', we should all buy a pair of trainers(not nike) and hold a minilympics (tm) in the park.

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    3. Re:Commercialization blows by austad · · Score: 1

      I haven't watched them since the early 90's, it's just a big long annoying commercial.

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    4. Re:Commercialization blows by servognome · · Score: 1

      I wish i had the funds to start a true olympic games

      Hence the need for commercialization.
      I'd say the real problem isn't commercialization, it's over saturation due to the IOC trying to line their corrupt pockets. They've forgone controlling of sponsors and ensuring tasteful representation in hopes of getting millions more.

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  16. Already in the US by interiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    See 36 USC 220506... the US has had the same law for a long time. The Olympic commitee has even tried to be quite heavy-handed about it, on more than one occasion.

    1. Re:Already in the US by interiot · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the IOC was pretty brutish with the "ambush marketing" concept in Athens in 2004. I haven't heard anybody else use the term except for the IOC.

    2. Re:Already in the US by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The US law is not anywhere near as drastic as this UK one (though I'm sure it would be if they could get away with it).

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    3. Re:Already in the US by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      I like that article... best quote "Industry experts say it is the purity of the Olympic name that makes it so attractive a target."

      Right...

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    4. Re:Already in the US by Pahalial · · Score: 1
      What? Your own link for a reference to the specific law has a forethought protection extremely relevant to the other two links. I can't possibly imagine how the IOC could have won any such cases.
      (3) Use of the word "Olympic" to identify a business or goods or services is permitted by this section where--
      (A) such use is not combined with any of the intellectual properties referenced in subsections [1] (a) or (c) of this section;
      (B) it is evident from the circumstances that such use of the word "Olympic" refers to the naturally occurring mountains or geographical region of the same name that were named prior to February 6, 1998, and not to the corporation or any Olympic activity; and
      (C) such business, goods, or services are operated, sold, and marketed in the State of Washington west of the Cascade Mountain range and operations, sales, and marketing outside of this area are not substantial. /blockquote
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  17. ACT NOW! by Krach42 · · Score: 1

    Get Your Official Olympically Sponsored Calendar here!

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  18. Advertise this by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So established businesses in London, who have contributed tax dollars for years to the city do not get to benefit from the event being there. The whole reason to have the games in London is so that the IOC can profit? Are businesses that do not sponsor the Olympics banned from doing business with people who show up for the games?

    It won't be long until athletes are winning bronze, silver and gold coke cans.

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    1. Re:Advertise this by Ithika · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think any businesses in London have been contributing tax dollars.

    2. Re:Advertise this by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So established businesses in London, who have contributed tax dollars for years to the city do not get to benefit from the event being there.
      Of course they do. The increase in tourism will benefit a large proportion of London businesses. What they don't get to do is associate themselves with the Olympics without permission. There's nothing unreasonable about that. What's unreasonable is enacting a law to cover the situation (it should already be covered by existing trademark legislation).
    3. Re:Advertise this by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      It won't be long until athletes are winning bronze, silver and gold coke cans.

      No, it won't come to that. I'm pretty sure they'll be winning classic, vanilla, and cherry coke cans.

    4. Re:Advertise this by nzkbuk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The as of next year the council tax (similar to property tax or rates in most countries) will include a component for the olympics.
      As business (like indivuals) are required by law to pay the council tax, they WILL have contributed money to the games. Admitteditly £'s (pounds) not $'s (dollars).

      From many sites "The government has said that, initially, £1.5 billion will come from the National Lottery and up to £550 million from London council tax."

    5. Re:Advertise this by cgenman · · Score: 1

      What they don't get to do is associate themselves with the Olympics without permission.

      Why not? "While at the Olympics, stay at the Ramada Inn next to the Main Olympic Stadium." Replace the word "Olympics," with "Downtown London," "The Statue of Liberty," or any number of other things, and you have a perfectly acceptable arrangement. Why is it unreasonable to use the term Olympics without saying "endorsed by the" or "sponsor of?"

      The Olympics are a huge, multi-thousand-year-old event. Saying that you can't refer to the olympics in your advertising is basically saying that you can't state facts about what you legally provide without paying someone.

    6. Re:Advertise this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's unlikely to be an increase in tourism, what's more likely to happen is that a new batch of people who are coming for the Olympics will be in town during the lead up and the event but 'normal' tourists will avoid London like the plague during that period.

      So net gain for the city in terms of number of tourists, probably near nil.

    7. Re:Advertise this by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I don't think they would have gotten to trademark 'Summer' or '2012'.

      besides, a lot of the expenses probably still are paid from tax dollars.

      the thing is the whole IOC only exists to create money, for who I don't know.

      what if there's a sports bar in london called "Olympia" or somesuch - olympics or olympia aren't exactly new words either and the original spirit of the modern olympics movement would have been "free for all" as well instead of this whorefest.

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    8. Re:Advertise this by WNight · · Score: 1

      No, what's unreasonable is the willy-nilly selling of exclusive rights, even when they mean we have to enact draconian laws to censor your speech for a year. That's fucking ridiculous.

      I'm going to boycot the olympics when the come to my area in 2010.

      Trademark law is rapidly becoming bullshit, like most other areas of law. It started to keep people from pretending to be another company. Now it's being used to interfere with copyright cases ("Sure, the film clip is fair use, but our trademarked character is in there..."), and is spreading far beyond the narrow categories there were intended to be locked in. These days 'Coke' is a soft drink, but you'd be sued if you came out with a Coke Car, or a Coke Computer, despite the narrow nature of original trademarks.

      Maybe it's just that the legal system (lawyers...) sucks. It's a conflict of interest to let someone write law when they're the ones who get paid for interpretting it.

    9. Re:Advertise this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The increase in tourism will benefit a large proportion of London businesses.

      I know...sad isn't it. Now if only we could make them pay the Olympic liscensing fee so they wouldn't benifit unduely from our event. I know, let's have every shop that doesn't pay have to close up, I mean it's only natural that those that pay us should benefit by having us grace them with our games.

  19. Atlanta1996 by 1000101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When the Olympics were in Atlanta back in 1996, the press (much of it foreign) lambasted the U.S. and ACOG (Atlanta Committee for the Olympic Games) for all of the corporate advertising. London will be no different as far as the omnipresent billboards, electronic displays, banners, etc.

    1. Re:Atlanta1996 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'London will be no different as far as the omnipresent billboards, electronic displays, banners, etc.'

      Not if I have a working lighter and can of petrol they won't.

    2. Re:Atlanta1996 by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      At least there will be people in the stands watching the events. Athens was a joke.

  20. How about just logos? by Anakron · · Score: 1

    What would make infinitely more sense is if sponsors got to use the Olympic logo (and perhaps other olympic-related logos "team GB"? ) and non-sponsors don't.
    Or is there already such a provision, and the sponsors want even more? If so, that's fucking pathetic.

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    1. Re:How about just logos? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Thats already the case. They want sponsorship to be airtight, and they have the money to buy the government into submission.

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  21. Good news by rduke15 · · Score: 1

    it will make it almost impossible for most companies to even acknowledge that the Games are happening

    So we will not hear about these games?

    That is good news for me. Maybe this time we'll be able to continue with our lives without being constantly invaded by this Olympics craziness...

  22. Nothing new in the US either by ceenvee703 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Official sponsors of the Super Bowl get to actually use the words "Super Bowl" in their ads or on their packaging. Everyone else who wants to sell TVs or potato chips or beer for the game usually use the phrase "the big game" since they can't use the SB word...

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    1. Re:Nothing new in the US either by Taladar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But they probably ban neither "super" nor "bowl" but only the combination. Nobody would have a problem with the exclusive use of "Sponsor of the Olympic Summer Games 2012" but banning each separate word is ridiculous.

    2. Re:Nothing new in the US either by thesnarky1 · · Score: 1

      If "Super Bowl" was an every day phrase, it would be "nothing new". But that's like saying they can't use Sunday (since that's the day its held on), "bowl" because it's part of the title, or the year, because its, well, the year it's held. Saying the "big game" is a great way around, but it looks like the IOC are making sure there's no round about way.

    3. Re:Nothing new in the US either by gowen · · Score: 1
      But they probably ban neither "super" nor "bowl" but only the combination
      And thus we get to the RTFA crunch. (Don't be embarrassed, none of the other people read it either).
      But the new bill will make it illegal to combine words like "games", "medals", "gold", "2012", "sponsor" or "summer" in any form of advertising.
      So ... in effect this is exactly the same. You can use those words ... any of them ... isolation. What you can't do is use any combination of them that means the compound refers to the Olympics. Exactly like the Super Bowl.

      Jesus.
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    4. Re:Nothing new in the US either by hero_or_what · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an ad campaign by Pepsi during the 1996 Cricket World Cup. Coke were the official sponsers. So Pepsi had a campaign called "Nothing official about it". Folks still talk about it.

  23. So, what else is new? by alexo · · Score: 2, Insightful


    An ungodly heap of money trumps your rights.
    An ungodly heap of money trumps common sense.

    Come to thing of it,
    an ungodly heap of money trumps everything.

    Why are you so surprised?

    1. Re:So, what else is new? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      becasue I expected to have an ungodly heap of money by now.

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    2. Re:So, what else is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amen to that.

      The only way to get away from all this shit is to:
      • Move to another planet with a few select people;
      • Kill all the retards on this planet; or
      • Die
  24. Queen to Rook 1 by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    'But the new bill will make it illegal to combine words like "games", "medals", "gold", "2012", "sponsor" or "summer" in any form of advertising.'

    Where the hell do they get off selling "Summer 2012" to some multinational corporation like the IOC? Those are English words, and this is England. Isn't this kind of thing the reason the English keep the Queen around? Isn't it "the Queen's English"? Is she getting some kind of kickback, which requires her to sell out her subjects? Get Elizabeth in here, Slashdot wants to talk with her.

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    1. Re:Queen to Rook 1 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      If the Queen speaks English, she sure wouldn't understand half of Slashdot...

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    2. Re:Queen to Rook 1 by magpie · · Score: 1

      Naw the queen's a german.

    3. Re:Queen to Rook 1 by jjr1 · · Score: 1

      'But the new bill will make it illegal to combine words like "games", "medals", "gold", "2012", "sponsor" or "summer" in any form of advertising.'

      In a related move, Gold Medal brand flower has already received a cease and desist letter.

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  25. I have an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about we just cut the crap and stop trying to stop people from simply living. This is common sense; why are we letting corporate sponsors yet again judge where we can use common words in every day life because they're deemed competitive or inapprpriate? I don't even mean the words like "summer" or "games". If I want to throw up a sign that celebrates the Olympics, I should be able to for whatever reason.

    Maybe we can start a new trend of just selling our human rights for profit! Because right now they're just being stolen.

    1. Re:I have an idea... by uncoveror · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Common sense? That's a misnomer. Sense is not a common thing at all, at least in these times. Now that a business can't even say trademarked words if they aren't official sponsors, how long will it be until we are all so censored? "Intellectual Property", whether trademark or copyright, has become even more valuable than things that actually exist and can be held in your hand. This is stupid!

      The saddest part of this is that the modern Olympics were supposed to be a showcase for amateur athletics, and a global moment of peace and understanding, not something for greedy businessmen to get rich off of.

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    2. Re:I have an idea... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I so wish I lived in London so I could flagrantly violate these laws and send the authorities a big fuck you.

      Will you all stop dealing with those big corporations? Become self-employed, cheat on your taxes, steal your media, buy your goods locally and stop helping those motherfuckers! Goddammit, please, please stop! It's not that hard!

      I'm going to go hit something now...

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    3. Re:I have an idea... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I so wish I lived in London so I could flagrantly violate these laws and send the authorities a big fuck you.

      Well, maybe the correct strategy would be the opposite: Obey that law to the letter and don't even mention the olympic games. Simply ignore them. TV magazines don't write the olympic game time tables (you know, they are not sponsors, so how could they mention the olympic games?), the journalists (not being sponsors either) don't report about the games (they aren't sponsors, and how could you report without using those words anyway?), ... I guess the sponsors would not like that.

      Of course the problem of this approach is that it will not really work.
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    4. Re:I have an idea... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is just more evidence in favour of my own proposal for litigation reform in the US (and increasingly, the UK too). I call for the immediate introduction of the popular-vote plaintiff slap-test.

      The procedure is simple - before any civil court case is allowed to proceed, the first stage is a meeting between the judge, plaintiff and defendant. During this meeting all three go out onto the street and randomly pick three passers-by, who are then taken back to the judge's chamber.

      Each party then has three minutes to make their case to this "jury" (plaintiff goes first). If, at the end of the three minutes, the majority of the three don't want to slap the living shit out of the plaintiff, the case is allowed to proceed.

      Otherwise, and optionally, the jury-members would then be allowed to actually slap the shit out of the plaintiff for a five-minute period.

      I think this simple reform would do a great deal to alleviate the massive overload on our judicial system, slow or stem the flow of money from everyone else into the legal industry, promote personal responsibility, discourage frivolous lawsuits and make (some types of) jury duty actually fun.

      "I went to McDonalds and thre hot coffee in my lap, and it was hot!". Slap!
      "I want to sue this guy's company because he used the word 'Olympics', in an Olympic year, in the city where the Olympics were taking place! What a bastard!" Slap!

      Who's with me? Write your congressman.

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    5. Re:I have an idea... by OzoneLad · · Score: 1

      "The saddest part of this is that the modern Olympics were supposed to be a showcase for amateur athletics"

      Even that bit is starting to fail. See: Olympic Tennis, Olympic Hockey, Olympic Basketball, etc.

    6. Re:I have an idea... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      `Natural is a trademark of Microsoft corporation.' - From the DirectX SDK docs. The most depressing thing was that a search of the docs for the word `natural' didn't find any results other than that one line claiming that they owned the word.

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    7. Re:I have an idea... by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      why are we letting corporate sponsors yet again judge where we can use common words in every day life because they're deemed competitive or inapprpriate?

      The business of publicity and marketing are not part of every day life. They're part of business life.

      Same goes for a lot of software out there, that one can use for free in "everyday life" (home user), while having to buy a licence if using it commercially (or for "business life").

      The cops won't arrest you because you talk about the olympics. They'll arrest you if you put big signs using the "reserved words" in order to make money yourself.

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    8. Re:I have an idea... by AddressException · · Score: 1
      Of course the problem of this approach is that it will not really work.

      Oops!
    9. Re:I have an idea... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      In a fit of outrage at the way the corporate monsters had usurped the worlds longest running and most significant cultural event from the people, they destroyed it and pretended it had never existed.

      Um, the idea is to give the people back their culture, not to punish corporations out of spite.

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    10. Re:I have an idea... by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Informative

      The jurors thought the same thing, and one even remarked "I can't believe I'm here to settle a coffee spill.". They changed their minds very quickly once the evidence came out. Most people do.

      Although I agree with your entire idea, you are very much wrong about the McDonalds "hot coffee" lawsuit.

      I'll quote one of the articles about this. I'll try to sum it up so the lazy don't have to read the article, but I highly encourage doing some research.

      Some observers wonder why McDonald's, after years of settling coffee-burn cases, chose to take this one to trial. After all, the plaintiff was a sympathetic figure - an articulate, 81-year-old former department store clerk who said under oath that she had never filed suit before. In fact, she said, she never would have filed this one if McDonald's hadn't dismissed her requests for compensation for pain and medical bills with an offer of $800.
      This wasn't your typical frivilous suit. McDonalds refused to compensate her for 7 days in the hospital, third degree burns, and skin grafts. They refused to settle for her medical bills. So she decided to take a case to court. For the first time ever.

      When the panel reached the jury room, it swiftly arrived at the conclusion that McDonald's was liable. "The facts were so overwhelmingly against the company," says Ms. Farnham. "They were not taking care of their consumers."

      Then the six men and six women decided on compensatory damages of $200,000, which they reduced to $160,000 after determining that 20% of the fault belonged with Mrs. Liebeck for spilling the coffee.

      The jury then found that McDonald's had engaged in willful, reckless, malicious or wanton conduct, the basis for punitive damages. Mr. Morgan had suggested penalizing McDonald's the equivalent of one to two days of companywide coffee sales, which he estimated at $1.35 million a day. During the four-hour deliberation, a few jurors unsuccessfully argued for as much as $9.6 million in punitive damages. But in the end, the jury settled on $2.7 million.


      POSTSCRIPT - Following the trial of Ms. Liebeck's case, the judge who presided over it reduced the punitive damages award to $480,000, even though the judge called McDonald's conduct reckless, callous and willful. This reduction is a corrective feature built into our legal system. Furthermore, after that, both parties agreed to a settlement of the claim for a sum reported to be much less than the judge's reduced award. Another corrective feature.

      McDonalds had filed over 700 settlements relating to coffee burns in the years prior to this 1994 suit. They served their coffee over 20 degrees hotter than other restaurants. The difference between 180 degrees F and 160 degrees F is rather large. We're talking about whether you'll get a third degree burn in 2 seconds or whether it'll take 20 seconds. Consider how quickly you can react, and how quickly the coffee can cool off, you're fairly likely to stave off severe third degree burns with the slightly cooler coffee. McDonalds said they did this on the advice of their coffee experts, but it seems more likely that they merely wanted to keep the same crappy coffee good longer.

      I can't find all my links, but if memory serves right they had already been warned by governmental agencies, burn centers, and lawsuits from previous incidents. McDonald's executive Mr. Appleton even testified that they knew the coffee sometimes caused serious burns, but had never consulted a burn specialist nor did they have any plans to decrease the temperature of the coffee in the future.

      Basically, McDonalds was serving their coffee much hotter than the safe temperatures to serve coffee at. Third degree burns like this are extremely painful, require hospitalization, skin grafts, and lead to permanent disfigurement and sometimes disability. Add to that the percentage of these burns being to the groin and buttocks, and I'm sure you'll see why

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    11. Re:I have an idea... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      In any legal case, there are fundamental principals of justice that trump all others.
      In this case, the fundamental principal is:
      "People who engage in foolish behavior
      are 100% responsible for the outcome of that
      behavior." Not 90%, not 99%.
      ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.
      Driving with a cup of hot coffee between your legs definitely constitutes foolish behavior.
      Nothing you mention above overrides that fundamental principal.

      Therefore, MacDonald's owed her nothing.
      Zero. Zip. Nada.

      The fact that the jury was convinced otherwise
      says more about the sad state of
      jury selection than anything else.

    12. Re:I have an idea... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think there's a fundamental divide in approach here between the pro- and anti- camps. You've explained the pro- camp's position much more persuasively than anyone I've spoken to before. However, as an counterpoint, here's my (still anti-) take:

      When I make tea or coffee, it's hot. In fact, when I make coffee (generally instant), I use boiling water.

      Boiling water hurts, so I treat my coffee with respect, and if I accidentally spill it on myself I accept the consequences. Basically, I accept that it's potentially dangerous as the price of enjoying a hot, caffeinated pick-me-up.

      In fact, I'd prefer to get a cup of the hottest coffee I can hold, since then it'll last longer and I can drink it at my leisure. (Aside: If you'd ever been trapped on a commuter-train first thing in the morning, half-way to london enjoying one of the old British Rail's room-temperature cups of tea, you'll learn to appreciate really hot beverages ;-).

      Basically, coffee should be hot. I'd always assume coffee is going to be around boiling point, so I'm very careful. Irrespective of precisely how bad the outcome is, if I drop coffee in my lap I'm the sole person to blame.

      I can understand your point of view that if you assume the coffee is only going to be "warm" then you might not be as careful (and might get a nasty shock), but coffee is traditionally served hot, and fundamentally it's still your choice to be careless with a hot beverage. Frankly I doubt people are going to go "this coffee will cause third-degree burns so I'll stick it in a cup-holder on the other seat, while this coffee will only cause first-degree burns, so I'll stick it on my lap".

      To my mind, hot is hot, and injury is injury. If you deliberately and knowingly put yourself at risk of injury, you only have yourself to blame. I'd consider it dishonest to then sue the person who gave you the coffee because the injury you willingly risked turns out a bit worse than you'd expected. It's not like it dissolved her legs or exploded or killed her or anything - the injury was qualitatively the same, just a bit more serious than she'd (erroneously, carelessly) assumed.

      That's basically my position - you do something, you accept the consequences. You take a risk, you don't whinge if the negative outcome was worse than you assumed. Particularly if it's only worse because of a decision that's intended to improve the experience for every other customer.

      Wildly generalising, the two sides in the debate seem to break down into "do what you want, and accept all responsibility" and "people must be protected, even from themselves". Although in the US I'd probably be considered a liberal, I'm also great believer in personal responsibility, so I tend to fall on the "your fault, grow up and stop whining" side of the debate :-)

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    13. Re:I have an idea... by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem rather intelligent, and I generally agree with you. This case I just feel is a rather different story. Temperatures above 180 degrees... may as well be molten lava. If it touches you, you're screwed.

      I'm also rather biased because I don't have a cup holder in my vehicle :(. I've never done the coffee thing, but I've most certainly spilled other drinks on myself. If I drank more coffee simple probabilities would say that I should've had a coffee burn right now. If I drank McDs coffee daily, I would've had a McDs coffee burn by now.

      A mistake on her part, sure. The jury even said it was about 20% her fault. It wouldn't have happened if she didn't spill the coffee. But it wouldn't have been nearly as bad if she had gotten coffee from ANY other restaurant in the area, or from the standard home coffee-brewing machines.

      I know they're overused on slashdot, but let me make a little analogy. This is like making a car that is known to be significantly more dangerous. So much so that a 20kph accident can result in serious injury or even death to the occupants. You then stick a warning label on the car saying "This car is dangerous", and sell it. Somebody comes along, says "yeah, all cars are dangerous. More legal mumbo-jumbo", and proceeds to get in a 20kph accident. She is then disfigured for life because the car was designed to perform this way. Her fault entirely? The accident, yes. The results, no.

      This is coming from a non-lawyer who really hates lawyers, and thinks the american legal system needs a lot of reform, but I do believe that in safety situations any manufacturer has a responsibility to the general population to attempt to make things somewhat safe whenever possible. This is way things such as occupant restraint devices have become requirements in vehicles. If a person chooses not to wear it, fine, but don't set people up for this kind of failure.

      I've had 3rd degree burns before, and they are more than just a little injury. Maybe I'd understand if I could taste the difference between scorching hot coffee and really really hot coffee.

      One little aside:
      If you deliberately and knowingly put yourself at risk of injury, you only have yourself to blame.
      Try telling that to someone who does risk analysis for a living. I assure you you put yourself at risk for injury simply by typing this article.

      I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree, though I at least see your viewpoint on it and it seems intelligent. I just get annoyed by people using it as an example of a frivilous lawsuit, because it really isn't. There are plenty of examples of real ones, this is just more famous and sounds even worse when you summarize it as "some woman spilled hot coffee on herself then sued McDonalds!"

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    14. Re:I have an idea... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Those are very good points, and I've come a long way towards seeing your side of the debate. I still don't buy the whole thing (only 20% her fault? Really?) but the car analogy was (unusually for Slashdot) a good one ;-)

      I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, but many thanks for explaining the other side of the debate so well - you've certainly set me thinking about it again, and who knows - I may even end up agreeing with you.

      I understand what you mean about there being worse examples of frivolour lawsuits, too. Unfortunately, people use examples first that resonate with their audience, and (only second) are actually accurate/fair/true.

      So many people have heard (and been outraged by) the five-second version of this story I think you'll just have to resign yourself to nodding and smiling wanly whenever the example is used - it's come to be the popular archetypal for frivolous lawsuitry, so I doubt it's going away any time soon ;-)

      Once again, many thanks for an interesting debate.

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    15. Re:I have an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would work, except that on the isle of britania, the broadcast news media [BBC] is owned by the government.

  26. We can still call wasteful spending and bribes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Olympork, right?

  27. In Vancouver [2010] as Well by blueadept1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    About a year back there was something like this going on in Vancouver, with alot of controversy. There was a man who owned a restaurant called "The Olympic" or something along those lines. The restaurant was around for 30+ years, and yet he still had to change the name of it. Although I understand the basis for these sorts of laws, sometimes it is a bit extreme. It should be restricted to some LOGICAL extent.

    1. Re:In Vancouver [2010] as Well by rob.wolfe · · Score: 1
      Although I understand the basis for these sorts of laws, sometimes it is a bit extreme. It should be restricted to some LOGICAL extent.
      Unfortunately what is logical in the application of laws is not necessarily what a person on the street would call logical. Legal writings have a specific language all their own and in the case of such things as trademarks (which it sounds they are trying to create in a demented fashion) it is necessary, and therefore logical, that all infringement be vigorously chased down because otherwise the risk is that the trademark becomes genericised and is no longer of practical value.
    2. Re:In Vancouver [2010] as Well by ultranova · · Score: 1

      It should be restricted to some LOGICAL extent.

      It is. In the current economical and political system, money equals power. Therefore, the party with most money gets its way, meaning that the limit of the extent of this kind of abuse equal the difference between the funds of the abusing party and your funds. That is perfectly logical and consistent, it just isn't just.

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    3. Re:In Vancouver [2010] as Well by blueadept1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems that 'just' was the word I was looking for. The man had started the restaurant before a law was instituted against these naming practices, and was not attempting to capitalize on the Olympic sponsoring situation at all. He did not even have Olympic 'rings' on his restaurant.

  28. Suggested Ad Terminology by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 5, Funny

    The international athletic event that takes place where city officials are willing to provide the biggest bribes to the committee is now in London.

    or

    The international athletic event where people from all countries use performance-enhancing drugs is now in London (and no it's not the Tour de France).

  29. I, for on, am all in favor of this. by Rahga · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "And advertisers' representatives have criticised the new Olympics bill because they believe it will make it almost impossible for most companies to even acknowledge that the Games are happening without getting into trouble."

    Good. It's time to kill of the olympics.

    A event like this only means something when the organization running it isn't corrupt from top to bottom. They have the nerve to tell ticket holders that "You can't drink Dr. Pepper here, but you can buy a $20 can of Coke! Coke is it!". The "Olympic Village" is now corporate-sponsored Sodom and Gomorrah. Home improvement companies spend millions on advertisements to say that they are proud to support their olympians ("You've got no marketable skills outside of athletics, so as long as you work 9-to-5 for minimum wage, we've got your back!").... I'm absolutley not surprised to see London sell themselves out by grabbing the Olympic bid.

    Now, if nobody CAN mention the Olympics, perhaps they'll just go away. We'll all be better off for it.

    1. Re:I, for on, am all in favor of this. by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hear, hear.

      The Olympics has turned into just another way to turn public money into private money. Quite frankly, I can't think of a single legitimate reason for anyone to bid to be the host anymore.

    2. Re:I, for on, am all in favor of this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good. It's time to kill off the olympics.

      For a long time it's been nothing better than
      organized crime, getting corrupt officials to
      ok spending huge amounts of taxpayer money for
      the benefit of a few 'connected' hoods and
      their politician friends.

      The athletes get noting worth having, the
      events don't even sell out, nobody actually
      cares (execept those getting a cut)
      We had the olympics here a few years ago.
      I wouldn't walk across the street to see
      any of it, even if someone had been giving
      away free tickets.

    3. Re:I, for on, am all in favor of this. by Rinzai · · Score: 1
      Right on, brother! They haven't been about athletics since 1972, and it's far past time we put this idiotic tradition (such as it is) to rest.

      Kill the Olympics, in as quick, messy, painful, and generally gruesome way as can be accomplished with the tools at hand. (All in mind of keeping other potential replacements at bay. Make 'em fear for their lives, sez I!)

      Bury it with a stake through its heart, garlic tied around its neck, and whatever else it is one does to get rid of vampires.

      Oh yeah, by the way:

      OLYPMIC OLYMPIC OLYMPIC SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER 2012 2012 2012 GOLD GOLD GOLD and any other goddamn words you want to copyright, three times daily until your eyes bleed from reading them, ya bastards.

    4. Re:I, for on, am all in favor of this. by joshuaobrien · · Score: 1

      Good. It's time to kill of the olympics.

      It's time to do them differently, for sure. I'm pretty cynical usually, but the olympic spirit in Sydney 2000 was electric and made me proud to be human. I don't want to see that disappear.

  30. Ummm... NO! by Decius+Brutus · · Score: 1

    For one, there are geographical features which have priority over copyrights, I am currently a resident of the Olympic pennisula, over here in the states. Greece also might have a problem, since they own they have good ol' Mount Olympus; Not to mention the ancient pantheon of Olympic gods. As to holding rights to 'gold', 'silver', 'bronze'... can I copyright 'steel', 'oxygen', 'water' and 'copyright'? And they want the copyright to a NUMBER!?!? I thought that sports events broadcasts were tight ("All pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game...") but I can't even say the yeay unless I pay to be an IOC sponsor? Nobody, but nobody, has a legitimate claim to that. I might watch the games, but I now have respect only for the athletes- the games themselves have proven holllow.

    1. Re:Ummm... NO! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I might watch the games, but I now have respect only for the athletes- the games themselves have proven holllow.
      Why even watch the "2012" "Olympic" "Summer" "games"? I won't. How can you respect an athlete that will sell out to such an organization as this? I for one will not watch the "2012" "Olympic" "Summer" "games"! I will boycott the "2012" "Olympic" "Summer" "games" and I think maybe even put a web site with nothing but "2012" "Olympic" "Summer" "games" all over the page!
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      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    2. Re:Ummm... NO! by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

      As to holding rights to 'gold', 'silver', 'bronze'... can I copyright 'steel', 'oxygen', 'water' and 'copyright'? Probably not but I hear the US Patent office will let you patent them. ;)

    3. Re:Ummm... NO! by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      Ummmm, better read that article again. Nobody is claiming a *copyrights* on the use of of these terms.

    4. Re:Ummm... NO! by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1
      Greece also might have a problem, since they own they have good ol' Mount Olympus; Not to mention the ancient pantheon of Olympic gods.

      Don't forget their major international airline.

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      End of Line.
    5. Re:Ummm... NO! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      OK, here's a plan - send the IOC $0.02 and use the words all you want...

      Or is there some minimum bribe^H^H^H^H^Hsponsorship amount in order to qualify as an official sponsor?? Do they have to acknowledge all sponsors?? It would be really funny to see them having to list 500,000 Slashdot readers that chipped in $0.02 each...

  31. Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's appalling that they are censoring words related to the....um...you know, the international event where people play sport against each other and...eh...they get shiny metal necklaces when they win, with go...oops...yellow being the best color to get. Bah.

  32. Bring it on! by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

    I couldn't be happier. The more insane and over-the-top this copyright/trademark/patent idiocy gets, the sooner it will be over. And this bill brings us all one step closer to that day.

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    Boycott everything - they're all trying to fuck you one way or another
    1. Re:Bring it on! by skreeech · · Score: 1

      Or people could get fucked over more and more by copyrights et al.

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  33. Tomorrow on the discovery channel... by Mastadex · · Score: 0

    "...We dive 2012 meters to where the Olymipc, the sister ship to the titanic, lays. Its luxurious interiors feature gold railings and marble floors. The shuffleboard deck, once used for games, is a feature of the ship..."

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  34. Not so easy in the UK by Potor · · Score: 3, Informative

    A large number of the pubs are owned by breweries in the UK. Only the pubs owned by the sponsor, or free houses not beholden to a chain, could use this approach.

  35. Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    You gotta love it. No matter how much the Europeans cry about America, they are becoming more and _more_ like us EVERY DAY! Heck, even this "bill/law" would be too much for us in the USA.

    As I read TFA, I cannot help but think you Europeans have surpassed the USA in 'slim-ness'. You Europeans won't even be able to use the words "summer", "gold" or "games"! Damn! That is pretty bad! So umm, how exactly will you Europeans describe the period of the year where it is warmer and the Earth is farther from the Sun? Did you get a new code-word to use until after 2012? What about the word "games"? What will European kids call what they play? What will all the home-boyz call those metal teeth they have if they can't say gold? Will "bling" still be in style in 2010 + 2?

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    If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
    it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    1. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No matter how much the Europeans cry about America, they are becoming more and _more_ like us EVERY DAY!

      Ask the average Brit -- they're not Europeans.

    2. Re:Ahh, Europe! by interiot · · Score: 1

      Well, Pan-American is supposedly out in the US. Though that can't be 100% right, since there's that whole, you know, Pan American airline.

    3. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just where do you think the sponsors that are pushing shit like this comes from? The US spoils everything they can get their crummy little hands on.

    4. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't suppose any of the marketing gits that come up with this crap are Europeans / Brits, do you?

    5. Re:Ahh, Europe! by kindbud · · Score: 4, Informative
      Heck, even this "bill/law" would be too much for us in the USA.

      The USA has had similar laws with respect to the Olympics for some time now.

      The Olympic trademarks protected by statute (36 U.S.C. 220506(c)) include: the name "UNITED STATES OLYMPIC COMMITTEE"; the symbol of the International Olympic Committee, consisting of five interlocking rings; the words "Olympic, " "Olympiad" and "Citius Altius Fortius," and also the words "Paralympic," "Paralympiad," "Pan-American" and "America Espirito Sport Fraternite," or any combination of these words; the emblem of the United States Olympic Committee, consisting of an escutcheon having a blue chief and vertically extending red and white bars on the base with five interlocking rings displayed on the chief; and the symbols of the International Paralympic Committee and the Pan-American Sports Organization, consisting of a torch surrounded by concentric rings.


      Not just trademark law, but a special statute protects the Olympic trademarks.

      See INTA for more info about this, and of course, the text of 36 USC 220506 itself.

      By statute, the USOC may file a civil action against any person if that person, without consent of the USOC, uses the Olympic trademarks for the purpose of trade, to induce the sale of any goods or services, or to promote any theatrical exhibition, athletic performance, or competition. A showing of actual consumer confusion, or even a likelihood of such confusion, is not necessary for the USOC to prevail. ... The USOC is also not required to show that an unauthorized use of the Olympic trademarks is occurring in connection with goods or services similar to those on which the USOC has previously authorized use.


      Basically, the USOC owns these words and symbols exclusively, by Act of Congress. The UK is merely "harmonizing" with the USA.
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      Edith Keeler Must Die
    6. Re:Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      The USA has the Constitution. This would _never_ stand up at the Supreme court level, never.
      Basically, the USOC owns these words and symbols exclusively, by Act of Congress
      Yeah? When has the USOC tried to stop a citizen from uses those words like in this article? As I just said, the Supreme Court would smack this down in no time if someone took it to that level.

      However, I will concede that it is pretty freakin sad that our "representatives" would even pass something like that knowingly violating our constitutional rights!

      As far as the olympic symbols I personally do not have a problem. However, wrt the words I do. Any competent lawyer should be able to beat a case like this showing that Freedom of Speech has been violated and that the word olympic games has been around for _ages_!

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    7. Re:Ahh, Europe! by mikael · · Score: 1

      Not Europe, but the UK is certainly becoming like the US, especially in terms of property prices, employment law and immigration.

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    8. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Funny

      I cannot help but think you Europeans have surpassed the USA in 'slim-ness'.

      Let's be honest - that's not difficult, is it? :)

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    9. Re:Ahh, Europe! by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ooh, will you pay my legal bills when I release Microsoft Windows Longhorns and claim that trademark law is unconstitutional?

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    10. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      What will European kids call what they play?

      XBOX.

    11. Re:Ahh, Europe! by glwtta · · Score: 2, Funny
      the period of the year where it is warmer and the Earth is farther from the Sun

      Note that the OP seems to be a follower of the new theory of Intelligent Climate Control, which has been gaining ground in replacing the obsolete and largely discredited hypothesis that seasonal climate changes are caused by the tilt of the Earth's axis of rotation, which causes one of the two hemispheres to be exposed to more sunlight, depending on the Earth's position in its orbit around the Sun.

      Intelligent Climate Control states that the movement of celestial bodies is too complicated to understand through the laws of physics, and therefore climate changes must be the result of arbitrary control by a higher being.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    12. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you saying? Maybe his comments are specific to the northern hemisphere, which is the one relevant to the "activities taking place in the year between 2011 and 2013." Which means the Earth is farther from the sun during the summer, and warmer because the angle increases sunlight exposure. Do you understand what "farther from the Sun" means, or are you just on crack? Or on Intelligent Crack?

    13. Re:Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 0
      Intelligent Climate Control states that the movement of celestial bodies is too complicated to understand through the laws of physics, and therefore climate changes must be the result of arbitrary control by a higher being.
      Huh? What the HELL are you talking about? The Earth is closer to the Sun during winter for the Norther hemisphere. Are you that stupid to know that in the USA, during OUR summer, we are actually further from the Earth than during the winer in the USA? This has nothing to do with "Intelligent" _anything_! The Norther hemispher is tilted tword the Sun during Summer yet we are a little further away. Go and do something called reading before you spout out your crazy crap.
      But sometimes people wonder if seasons have anything to do with the distance of the Earth from the sun. We know that can't be the case, because the seasons are opposite in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres. However, if we look at the Earth's orbit closely,we find that it is not exactly circular. Rather, it is an ellipse, which is an oval shape, or a very slightly flattened circle. The sun is at one focus of the ellipse. This means that the Earth's distance from the sun does vary. The point where the Earth is closest to the sun is called perihelion (from the Greek peri, close or near, and helios, meaning sun). Perihelion takes place on January 3, which, of course, is during _winter_ for the __Northern Hemisphere__, and summer for the Southern Hemisphere.
      What the HELL are you talking about with all this "Intelligent Climate Control" crap?
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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    14. Re:Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I sure will if I can pay you in knuts : )

      I never claimed trademark law is unconstitutional. I said common phrases would be smacked down by the Supreme court. Not being able to say "games" is pretty bad. Heck, even not being able to say or use "olympic" is pretty sad since the olympic games predated this by many, many centuries.

      There are some lawyers/organizations who would take such a high-profile case for no charge knowing they will be paid one way or another.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    15. Re:Ahh, Europe! by HairyNips(*)(*) · · Score: 1

      Pretty funny spin you put on this, but you got suckered. AstroDrabb was obviously trying to bait someone. Casually throwing that seemingly counter-intuitive but actually irrelevant fact into the post in order to draw someone into refuting and getting to act really intelligent was the game. She was probably hoping for someone to outright disagree in order engage a debate and draw out the feigned intelligence, but pounced on your joke when that was all that materialized. You take what you can get, you know?

      Anyway, watch out for the lame attempts next time.

    16. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I cannot help but think you Europeans have surpassed the USA in 'slim-ness'.

      We've always been slimmer than you fat fuckers!

    17. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Dal+Platinum · · Score: 1

      you mean our property prices are going to go down? I wish.

    18. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. You already have the law
      2. The law isn't as bad as the article makes it out to be
      3. It is clear that such a law should exist

    19. Re:Ahh, Europe! by murukusu · · Score: 1
      I'm being an ass, but what the heck.
      ...we are actually further from the Earth than during the winer in the USA?
      Might be good idea to press the Preview-button before submitting. ;)
    20. Re:Ahh, Europe! by mikael · · Score: 1

      From what I've read about the property markets in California and the East Coast, prices keep on rising. In Southern California, first time buyer homes are costing around $500K and they still have to find space for another 6 million homes for the anticipated population growth. And in New York, people search the obituaries in order to find leads for properties that are yet to go on sale.

      Not so different from the South of England, especially with the need to build another 120,000 homes. Or Edinburgh, where new flats are being sold for 500K pounds each. And even old apartments sell for 250K pounds each.

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    21. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Dal+Platinum · · Score: 1

      True, house prices in the UK are total arse. I was always under the impression housing (non-city) in the US was far more reasonable, or at the very least, similar prices, but substantially larger. When it comes to cities, all bets are off. I work in Brighton, and the price for a flat here would make a grown man cry. Me, for example.

    22. Re:Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I think that was a little of the brew talking : )

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    23. Re:Ahh, Europe! by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      That depends on where you live. In CA and the East coast, prices are going up fast. For example, I recently bought a 3,000 sqft home right near Orlando FL for $300,000. The price for the house now (a few months later) is $400,000. In comparision, my sister just bought a new 2,600 sqft home in Texas for about $155,000.

      Basically my newly built home right outside of Orlando FL costs $133.34/sqft while in Texas my sister got her newly built home for $59.62/sqft. It is insane.

      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    24. Re:Ahh, Europe! by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Crack or not, I seem to understand the difference between "distance" and "tilt" - you've yet to grasp it.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    25. Re:Ahh, Europe! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      You got me - I was just not thinking about the 3% difference in distance between the perihelion and the aphelion, and thus jumped on the Itelligent Climate Control bandwagon prematurely.

      Though it does strike me as an odd distinction to use to tell the seasons apart, seeing how the calendar dates on which those positions occure cycle through the entire year, albeit rather slowly.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    26. Re:Ahh, Europe! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Anyway, watch out for the lame attempts next time.

      Yeah, quite an assault on my intelligence (over Milankovitch cycles, of all things) from someone who calls the UK "Europe" - I was even told to "read a book"! :)

      It's always fun to post about something like "Intelligent Climate Control" and then be told "No, it's not like that, at all!!!", though I lose faith in humanity just a little, every time...

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    27. Re:Ahh, Europe! by mikael · · Score: 1

      Me too. I once accepted a job in Brighton, and as money was tight, figured out that I could accept the job, stay in a hotel for a couple of weeks, then use that to put down a deposit for the rent.

      The first stage was easy - moved down, found a hotel, started work, went out each lunchtime to visit the rental offices, and it was complee shambles.

      For 850 pounds a month, the only places available were an overdeveloped parking space with eight flats above it, all of which shared the one letter box, a flat located directly above a woodmill, and another place where the architect had apparently decided that a multi-storey building didn't need guard rails for staircases and outside walkways (it's the place where someone sat on a wet concrete wall as seen in the Ka "Worn Wall" car advert).
      .
      One other place was a two-bedroom flat, but the owner had decided to lock all his belongings into one room and only charge the rate for a one bedroom. The last place I looked at didn't even have rubbish bins. Instead, everyone was expected to leave their rubbish bags in little nooks outside each door before 6am.

      And even worse, the rental offices wanted 1900 pounds deposit for rent. By the end of the week, I still didn't have a permanent address, couldn't sign the NCA and had to drop the job.

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    28. Re:Ahh, Europe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so stupid?

      Really.

  36. Custodians of the torch... (what would zeus do?) by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    What these great legal and business minds don't seem to understand is the spirit of the games.

    Sacrifice some oxen and play ball.

  37. Pub Scoreboards by stapedium · · Score: 1

    All a pub has to do to get around this type of stupididty is use a chalkboard with a logo from some beer company that is an official sponsor. I'm sure there will be plenty of these made available for free to pubs with such a desire.

  38. 2112? Re:2012... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

    2112...

    could be a great yerar for Rush to play at Olympics !

    -- Sam

  39. No one cares about that trash anyway. by sk1tch · · Score: 1

    No one really likes the ******** anyway. When was the last time you enjoyed watching one of the events, or rather, were allowed to enjoy the event without minutely interruptions from sponsors and sponsored talking heads. The events aren't that exciting in general anyway (POWER WALKING!).

    Maybe in 20** when a pub isn't allowed to say they're showing the ***** without paying a million dollar licensing fee, they'll decide to just not show them. And no one will miss them.

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    when I find myself you'll be the first to know.
    1. Re:No one cares about that trash anyway. by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      I dated a race walker and knew a few of the top race walkers in the US. One of them was racing in DC, and the section of the course went around a golf course... and my friend got knocked in the head with a stray golf ball. Is that not excitement?! You never see that in the NFL, much less the x-games. About the only sport that happens in is golf, which is, of course, boring to watch.

  40. That's possible?! by CornellEngr2008 · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't know you could copyright, trademark, or otherwise reserve numbers! Does that apply to just the number 2012 (whoops... I used it!), or does it reach all it's factors and multiples? I can see the headlines now: "New Theorem Cannot Be Proven Without Infringing Upon Copyright Laws", and desperate pleas by mathematicians to raise the funds to use the numbers they need! I'd better hurry up and reserve 1337 so no one else can use it! Ever!

    1. Re:That's possible?! by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know you could copyright, trademark, or otherwise reserve numbers!

      Yes, you can and have been able to for some time.
      from Encyclopedia: Peugeot :

      "This tradition began in 1929 with the launch of the 201. All numbers from 101 to 909 have been deposited as trademarks. Although in 1963 Porsche was forced to change the name of its new 901 coupe to 911, certain Ferraris and Bristols have been allowed to keep their Peugeot-style model numbers."

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    2. Re:That's possible?! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      All numbers from 101 to 909 have been deposited as trademarks.

      Makes me wonder who owns the trademark 666 ...
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  41. Not just in London... by mstra · · Score: 1

    The famous and influential cruicible of improvisation in Chicago, Improv Olympic, had to change it's name to "IO" after Charna Halpern received a letter from the U.S. Olympic Committee ordering her to drop "Olympic" from the company name.

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  42. Words by Mathonwy · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or is this past the point of even remote sanity? I mean, intellectual property laws have been getting crazier and crazier, but... getting to the point where you're not allowed to say certain WORDS because someone else "owns" them?

    Uh..

    How the HECK do you justify any sort of legal backing for that? None of the people with exclusive rights to the words in question invented such words. There are SURE as heck a lot of examples of prior art. It's not as if they made up some NEW words, and said they were off limits. That would be (slightly) more resonable. But you can't just take a chunk of an already existing language, and reserve certain words in an attempt to give a financial advantage to certain companies.

    Er. Ok, I guess in UK you can. (And I have no doubt that such a thing could happen here in the US as well.)

    But you SHOULDN'T be able to. To me, this is a very loud and clear sign that something in our system is kinda broke.

  43. hehe by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Now taking room reservations for that athletic thingy happening between 2011 and 2013 in the big English town that sold their bridge to some podunk Arizona town. Three levels to choose from: Platinumy, Titaniumy, and Irony from only $290.oo per night.

    Contact:

    'Not Fall, Not Winter, Not Spring' Cottages
    2433 W 'Kinda yellowish stuff' Blvd
    That big city from Above
    England

    Aye, that makes great ad copy what's the problem :)

    1. Re:hehe by surprise_audit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ahhhh, irony...

      Blackadder: "Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?"
      Baldrick: "Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron."

  44. There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by ModernGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... our time traveling friend John Titor said there won't be Olympics after 2004 (dunno if this counts for the '06 winter olympics or not) due to too much conflict over the entire thing. It isn't until 2036 until they try and start it all back up again. I can't wait for this civil war to start, I'm gonna quit my job and head to the hills. I've learned to embrace his prophecy and understand the true meaning of life thanks to Titor.

    For those who don't know about John Titor


    P.S. Anyone know where I can find that video of him traveling time in his car when he goes BACK TO THE FUTURE?

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    1. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by sameb · · Score: 1

      But it'd make sense if all history of it was wiped away 'cause of the ban on using the words. ;)

      (not that i really believe the story)

    2. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by Sawopox · · Score: 1

      I think you can w4r3z it from BitTorrent. Did Titor look anything like Michael J. Fox?

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    3. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Apparently the civil war is going on right now but we won't be fully aware of it until 2008.

    4. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, I've read a few juicy bits. But first, get your hot fresh babbling lunatic fringe paranoid nonsensical rantings at the GLP forums:
      go to the forums and you'll know what I mean...

      Anyways lessee here, civil war already started, that truck full of explosives that blew up in Utah was actually destined to be a staged terrorist attack by the NWO, uhm, maybe it was taken out by Saudi Arabian F-16s, and maybe the explosives were some secret substance made from reverse engineered alien technology that causes things to vaporize.

      That 4 star general who was recently dismissed, because he was planning a coup attempt. Uhm, secret power struggle at the pentagon, news being suppressed, 82nd air borne has movement orders, all army [military?] leave has been canceled after [october 7th? (dates could be off)]. So 82nd is going to Chicago and 3 other cities which I can't remember what they were.

      hmm, then there's the fact that London 7/7, as well as our 9/11, they just coincidentally were running "training exercises" for just these sort of terrorist scenarios... terrible timing confusing the response, etc. Some say it's a cover, NWO trademark, if they're exposed, well hey, we're just doing a readiness exercise. But then it goes live, and suddenly we have an "incident" for which the solution is the "totalitarian tiptoe" including regular folks losing freedom...

      Now, Aug 28 IIRC in Charleston, NC, they're going to be doing another "exercise", this one is nuclear terror, the drill is to try and smuggle a nuke into the country via the harbor. So, some conspiracy nut jobs are wondering if this one won't "go live", and if knowledge of these plans, doesn't have something to do with that 4 star general being dismissed... Oh yeah that's right, it was sexual misconduct, no conspiracy here. Just crazy rantings....

      Well, I dunno. I have no proof... But that's the rumor mill I've picked up on. Hope you were entertained...

    5. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titor was a hoax by Disney employees and entertainment lawyers.

      But the world may yet end before 2012, due to the second coming of Jesus.

    6. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Charleston is in SC, not NC. Although if the Tinfoil Haberdashers are correct...

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    7. Re:There won't be olympics in 2012 anyways... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "our time traveling friend John Titor said there won't be Olympics after 2004"

      Obviously a fraud, otherwise he would have known that it was punishable by death to utter the O word!

  45. Arrest me by masterzora · · Score: 1
    Olympic, Olympics, Olympiad, Olympiads, Olympian Olympians, 'Citius Altius Fortius', 'London 2012', London2012.com
    I'm in big trouble now.

    But seriously, this is kind of ridiculous. I am now no longer allowed to post on a blog "I hope to be an Olympian in the London 2012 Olympic games."? (If you say it only applies to businesses, like the headline says, check the London2012.com Olympic Marks guidelines. That definitely sounds like it applies to anybody.) That's a little extreme. If they can do that, I want a law saying that nobody can say 'masterzora' or any derivative thereof unless they give me lots of money. I mean, if they can do it, I can, right?

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  46. obvious solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Refuse to talk about, or even acknowledge the existence of the olympics.

    Commercial speech---who needs it anyway?

  47. Another reason to hate the olympics by mutilated_cattle · · Score: 1

    Great, now not only do I have to pay for us to host this bloody circus out of my tax money but they can ban me from speaking the words "summer 2012" too. Nice.

    The olympics has become nothing more than another oppurtunity for business to get their snouts in the trough, the public funds some pointless building program for massive sports venues that will never be used again and the only ones to benifit are the sponsors and the contractors.
    Any of the old olympic values are long gone and forgotten anyway, it's all about cash.
    Spend the money that will be spent on the Olympics bringing some genuinely usefull redevelopment to east london that will actually benifit people, not on this pointless joke.

  48. I can see it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Today is July 1, the year before 2013, and boy is it hot on this hot season-after-spring day. The kids are all in the house playing video entertainment and someone got a metallic-personal-achievement-notation. Now a word from the people who advertise thus bringing in revenue so this program doesn't go off the air."

    Give me a break.

  49. Bah! by darkov · · Score: 1

    They can kiss my coloured ring sporting festival in seven years time.

  50. Titans will clash when by wardude · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates releases Microsoft Windows 2012 Gold Editiob

  51. So... by computerdude33 · · Score: 1

    What is 1000 + 1012 in England?

    BANNED IN THE UK!

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  52. "You can"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can support the 2012 Games by...

    A more accurate way of putting it would be "You are legally obliged to support the 2012 Games by...".

    1. Re:"You can"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And from now on, I'm morally obliged to boycott this piece of non-sense...

      Seriously, where is the "olympic spirit" in this ?
      It means that in the UK you can buy yourself a set of laws to ensure you will have a monopoly (what ? in other countries too ? damn I'm too naive :))

  53. Already in the UK by presroi · · Score: 1

    The /. and the BBC articles are quite misleading. The proposed Law for the Olymp*c G*mes only amends the current "Olympic Symbol etc. (Protection) Act 1995"

    By the way, this 1995 law really has a funny name...

    1. Re:Already in the UK by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a cool idea - why don't people start starring the O*ympic G*mes, just like swear words? Get a bit of negative publicity against this shit.

  54. Request to everyone in the UK by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    This is downright ridiclous. Everyone in the UK (like myself) should buy a plain white T-shirt and draw the Olympic rings on it then write all these words over it and wear them in London around the Olympics. If enough people did it, it'd show off the point of how ridiclous this law is.

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    1. Re:Request to everyone in the UK by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Do not give them ideas so soon, they still have time for amending the law to ban plain shirts and sharpies.

      I wonder what they would do to a "Do it yourself, shirts and shapies shop" a few corners away from the games.

    2. Re:Request to everyone in the UK by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      So you're going to buy a T-shirt and deface it to advertise for an event you ostensibly are protesting?

      They will be very happy to see you stirring up free publicity.

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    3. Re:Request to everyone in the UK by sane? · · Score: 1
      London is home to some of the most innovative, morally corrupt and downright weird advertising agencies in the world (watch 'Absolute Power' for a clue).

      I have great faith in their ability to find a way past any such restrictions, and indeed to make them backfire spectacularly.

      I predict the chasm between the 'Olympic Ideals' and the reality of the professional, advertising led, jigoism of the current Olympics will be thrown into sharp relief to gain 'authenticity' points for certain products.

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  56. Canadian Businesses by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Canada is doing the same think. A local business in Vancouver, around for a decade (and long before the games were coming near here) was attacked by the olympic committee over having the olympic rings logo over the"Olympic Pizza" restaurant.

    It's big-business greed at it's very best, especially since the coming of the olympics will ensure that the Whistler skihill will be inaccessible to anybody but the rich, as the cost of attending the olympics is beyond many average folk, and the rates in the area are already skyrocketing in anticipation of the games.

    Olympics were around long before trademarks, and used to be for the people... now they're only for big-business and rich people, go figure.

    1. Re:Canadian Businesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      was attacked by the olympic committee over having the olympic rings logo over the"Olympic Pizza" restaurant.

      Ahh, but the olympic rings logo is quite different from olympic pizza. While the word olympic has been around for a very long time, and could be legitimately used by all sorts of businesses unrelated to the olympic games, the rings logo IS a trademark, and is not found outside the olympic games.

      This is a clear attempt to profit from the games logo. The games are in the right (for once), not like the UK case.

    2. Re:Canadian Businesses by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, the rings were not seen until the 1936 Olympics in Berlin. Alledgedly the NAZIs sneakingly engraved the rings into some stone in Greece and after that it became tradition.

  57. May as well walk into jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid you're still using the words in an advertisement of sorts. How about:

    "This pub shows the internationally famous competetive events based on body movements on TV."

    Of course the sentence is now unreadable to most and has ambiguities (for example, some people may think of some other internationally famous event where people dance whilst on top of a TV set and mix the two up).

  58. MOD PARENT UP (... please ...) by oostevo · · Score: 1
    I had a really hard time deciding between moderating and replying to this. Hopefully some other kind soul with mod points will mod this up.

    Yes, I realize this was a joke, and I laughed out loud when I read it, but as someone who spends an inordinate amount of his life racing bicycles, I felt the need to comment:

    Bicycle racing is drug-tested to absolutely stupid levels. In general, every day in the Tour, the overall winners are tested, the winner of the stage is tested, and people who the Tour organizers don't like are tested.

    I would be absolutely floored if a majority of people in the Tour de France are using performance-enhancing drugs.

    Now track and field competitions on the other hand ...

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP (... please ...) by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Please. Athletes (in all sports) are always trying out new performance enhancing drugs which haven't yet been officially recognized and banned.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP (... please ...) by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      That may be true of professionals such as those in the Olympics, but there are amateurs who don't use drugs.

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    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP (... please ...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i ride a bike and i use drugs... pot, alcohol and cigarrettes arent really performance enhancing, but it counted against that snowboarder a few years ago.

    4. Re:MOD PARENT UP (... please ...) by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      What's your point? I didn't see anyone here say that EVERY athlete uses performance enhancing drugs.

  59. Me too. by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I haven't been interested in the games since about 1984. I can't imagine a reason for wanting to attend in person. Overpriced tickets, hotels, food, everything. It would take two or three years of normal "vacation" budget to go to just part of an olymic games. They have become the "Jurassic Park" of enntertainment - they can charge anything they want, and do. And they don't even have a coupon day.

    I'd like to see everyone just ignore them. Unless I hear that the Swedish platform diver loses her bathing suit top and its caught on the underwater film camera, I doubt I'll even be interested much in the results, much less the actual telecast. (btw - that happened in 1984, and the vcr happened to be running. For a lad at the tender age of 15, it was a good reason to watch the olympics.)

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    1. Re:Me too. by caranha · · Score: 3, Funny

      Torrent?

    2. Re:Me too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this straight... You're not interested in the Olympics any more because no one's bathing suit has come off recently? Hmm...

      (Yes, I know, I know, you don't like the Olympics because of the "Overpriced tickets, hotels, food, everything." I just feel like trolling for the hell of it.)

  60. bizarre Inconveniences by amigabill · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. So there won't be any video games released in 2012? We can't fill in the entire date that year when we write cheques to pay bills? And there will only be three seasons to talk about?

    1. Re:bizarre Inconveniences by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      New years eve is gonna be a bitch.

      "Happy 2011 plus one!"

    2. Re:bizarre Inconveniences by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      If you thought car model years seemed a bit early now, wait until the summer of 2011, when automakers who are not Official Sponsors(TM)®© release their 2013 product line.

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  61. Europe?! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wake up. It's England.

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  62. I say we start a new Games... by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    the No-Corporate-Assholes-Allowed games.

    (What do you mean, NCAA is already taken?? What the hell does that stand for? You sure you don't mean NCSA??)

  63. Olympic Ideal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Greek games began in 776 BC as a competition among amateur athletes from the different city-states. The purpose was to bring the citizens of the rival cities together in an apolitical gathering, which would reduce squabbling and develop a larger sense of community.

    The rising merchant class in those cities subsequently inverted their purpose by introducing the idea of city rivalry into the games. The city-states then began subsidizing their athletes indirectly and often invisibly. The amateur athletes were soon living a parady of amateurism. They had careers and future income riding on the competition. Winners became heroes, that is to say political heroes. They were fed at the cost of the state for the rest of their lives.

    Subtle corruption gradually turned into rank dishonesty. Athletes were eventually bribed to lose. In AD 395 the games were abolished because they had become a parody of the amateur idea, a focus for corruption and a source for political rivalry.

    The Olympic Games were re-established in 1896 as a competition among amateur athletes. One of the purposes was to bring citizens of rival countries together in an apolitical gathering. What the Greeks managed to do in 1170 years, we have done in less than 100.

    - John Ralston Saul

  64. Tomorrow's Headline by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    IOC sues Slashdot and all members who have mentioned the word "Olympics" in this post...

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  65. Lits of Sponsors by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a list of sponsors so we can know who not to purchase goods and servces from?

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  66. Wrong icon. by failure-man · · Score: 1

    I say this story calls for the foot, not censorman. Banning the use of words related to the [thing] because it might hurt those buying ads around [time] in [place]? That's gotta be the third stupidist thing I've heard today, and I've been reading the internet all day.

    If it actually flies I'd like to see people talking in terms of "the thing at the place" all the time . . . . .

  67. Fuck the Olympics by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    The "2012 Olympic gold summer games" can suck my sweet ass, and I'll be damned if I watch one minute of their commercial events or give one revenue dollar to their sponsors.

    2012 Olympic gold summer games
    2012 Olympic gold summer games
    2012 Olympic gold summer games
    2012 Olympic gold summer games
    2012 Olympic gold summer games

  68. Actually, it's a great opportunity. by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think about it. Stores all over the country will have signs saying things like: "Get The Goods on a Barely Legal Date!", "Banned Substances at Discount Prices!" and "We Can't Say What We're Selling, but Come In And Get Some!"

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    1. Re:Actually, it's a great opportunity. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the IOC would react if stores and hotels all over London completely closed down for a day in protest?? It would be difficult to sell many tickets to the opening or closing ceremonies if *all* hotels within 50 miles were closed the night before and the night of either of those events.

    2. Re:Actually, it's a great opportunity. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't close down, the money's too damn good. As another poster pointed out, you can get anything you want if you have a big pile of money.

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    3. Re:Actually, it's a great opportunity. by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      If they did what he was talking about I'd be the first person in line to try to open up my own hotel. Fuck it. As much as I dislike it you can't argue with cold hard cash.

  69. Screw the Olympics by nagora · · Score: 1
    If I wanted to watch a bunch of millionaires drugged up to the eyeballs whoring themselves to multi-nationals I'd...er, watch the Olympics.

    Who cares about this crap anymore?

    TWW

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  70. The negative aspect of the concept of property. by the_mutha · · Score: 1

    Its amazing in my opinion how just about everything, not just natural resources like water, rivers, perhaps even air in the future, are just getting owned / regulared and "privatized". Meaning something that once was public and beloging to all for free - a God given right, gets just snatched by some egocentric insecure individuals that believe money is the only important thing on the planet.

    The Olympics is no exception. Its supposed to represent the unity of mankind through a sporting event. Now somebody has the "rights" to it. Its now just another business for milking the population of their hard earned money. A bill such as this should never be passed - its absurd.

    Its only natural and expected that the companies that are investing in the games should get some sort of protection - but it should be intelligent protection, which, IMHO means one that protects not just those companies, but the public interest and the ideal of the Games. This is irresponsible of the Olympic Comittee and only serves to prove its demagocical abuse of the Olympic ideal.

    My 2 cents anyway. :/

    1. Re:The negative aspect of the concept of property. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      just snatched by some egocentric insecure individuals that believe money is the only important thing on the planet.

            Everything is "free" until someone stands in front of it with a big stick and says "this is not for you, punk". Your alternatives are either to get yourself a bigger stick and beat the crap out of him, or do as your told. The problem with the system is that you're not allowed to beat the crap out of people any more, but they are still allowed to deny you access.

            "A king is he who can hold his own..." - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion

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    2. Re:The negative aspect of the concept of property. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      ugh, you're told, sorry.

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  71. meh by medelliadegray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    seriously,
    with the olympics becoming more and more like a professional sport with the advertising, lucrative contracts and shit, i am getting more and more turned off to it.

    If a country wants to host the olympics, the requirement should be that it have ZERO corporate logo's anywhere on the properties of the stadiums. and that news stations can get equal coverage of the games.

    Or better yet, LOTTERY off coverage of games. So that i dont have to flip through 12 channles of figure skating or gymnastics. I would like to check out some of the other sports--outside of what the news feeds think will get the best coverage.

    grrrr

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    1. Re:meh by program21 · · Score: 1
      Or better yet, LOTTERY off coverage of games. So that i dont have to flip through 12 channles of figure skating or gymnastics. I would like to check out some of the other sports--outside of what the news feeds think will get the best coverage.

      Assuming it was done this way, what reason would the networks that didn't get the "best coverage" events have to show any of them? If figure skating and gymnastics are the ones that draw the most TV viewers (I can't fathom why, but perhaps it's just me), then any other network that decided to try and compete with that isn't likely to go with an Olympic event they know isn't going to spend the money to pick up that event.

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  72. Awkward conversations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what are you doing this summe... shit!

  73. So is the BBC an official sponsor? by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    If not, then they have just violated the law.

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  74. It all comes together... by nunchux · · Score: 1

    I think I figured it out. The Mayan calender ends in 2012, right? And everyone thinks that means that's when the world is going to end. You're with me, right? And 2012, that's when the Olympics are going to start trademarking our system of measuring time... Meaning, of course, that calender publishers are going to have to get permission to print the years, dates and months... Still with me? This means the Mayans weren't predicting armaggeddon after all. They were just avoiding any possible lawsuits from trademark violation.

    Tune in to Art Bell tonight, they're interviewing me from 1 am to 7 am.

    1. Re:It all comes together... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      And everyone thinks that means that's when the world is going to end.

            What, the world is going to end AGAIN? Sigh. I'm fed up of the world ending every time the planets line up, or the comet arrives, or the millenium ends (and this happened twice in two consecutive years because half the population can't be bothered to count properly), and now because of the mayan calendar.

            How can you expect someone to go about their life in peace if the whole world ends every 5 years or so, dammit! :)

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    2. Re:It all comes together... by BobaFett · · Score: 1

      No, the Mayans were not avoiding anything, they were indeed predicting. But what they were predicting was the end of calendars, since calendar publishers will no longer be allowed to print years. You can see how such little details would get lost in translation, so "end of timekeeping" became "end of time" which was interpreted as "end of world".

  75. ELECTION 2012 by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

    So, we're going to have to rename 2012 unless we want the election candidates to sponsor the olympics. Oh, wait, I cant use the number 2012 or the word olympics unless I sponsor them.

  76. England?! by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wake up. It's the UK.

    England's merely a region within the country known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It used to be a country in its own right, but that was hundreds of years ago.

    This bill is being proposed in Parliament, which makes law that applies to the whole of the UK, not just England.

    Oh, and the UK is part of Europe, just in case there's any misconception there. Us Brits have got into the habit of referring to continental Europe as "Europe", so sometimes it sounds like we aren't part of Europe, but that isn't the case.

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  77. Give it up or we just may... by zotz · · Score: 1

    I am getting to the point where I will not be giving my eyeballs to those who try and pull stuff like this.

    I enjoy watching some games coverage, but I can give it up.

    What, do we need to start the amateur games again?

    all the best,

    drew

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  78. This is not really new... by feijai · · Score: 0

    The Olympic Committee holds a number of trademarks (as you might imagine) and has gone after organizations using the phrase "Olympics", with more or less success. For example, the well-respected "Olympics of the Mind" (OM) high-school creativity contest was required to change to "Odyssey of the Mind" about ten years ago. To my knowledge, the Olympic Committee has only given one organization permission to retain the term: The Special Olympics.

  79. It's not going to work by hashbrownie · · Score: 1

    Ambush Marketing doesn't need to use specific words like "summer" or "olympics". For instance, Nike has been ambush-marketing the Olympics for years, and in 1996, many people thought they were an official sponsor.

    Here's how Nike ambushes: Put up billboards of Nike athletes all over London; buy TV advertising that shows, say, a top Nike sprinter winning a generic race. People won't tell the difference. In the past, "official" advertisers would put an Olympic logo on their ads to prove they were legit, but people didn't notice or care. This silly list of no-no words will be the same -- no viewer will think, "Coke used the word 'Gold'? They must be official!" The law won't stop ambush marketing at all.

    What does make an advertiser look "official" is repetition, and this is the problem with official sponsorships. For Atlanta they cost US $50 million; for London they'll be much more. Spend that much on the sponsorship, and Reebok simply can't afford to blanket the airwaves as much as Nike can. So Nike has more TV spots than Reebok, and thus viewers think Nike is "official."

    The only way the Olympic Committee could really help their official sponsors is by giving them signage at the venues. Like, if during a basketball game Reebok could put its logo on the scorer's table. (As of now, the Olympics bans all venue advertising, a relic of its "amateur" history.) I wouldn't be surprised to see this happen by 2012.

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  80. Obligatory by glwtta · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: "Mom," "Love" and "Screen Door" are registered trademarks of Mom-Corp.

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  81. www.2012olympicgamescommitteesucks.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sue me, bitches.

  82. A modest proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Would J.K. Rowling be upset if they were called "The Games-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named"?

  83. One word: Boycott by syousef · · Score: 1

    The Olymp?c (can't use the word after all or I'd be breaking the law) ideal has obviously gone down the toilet. It's become a cynical excercise in money making. The atheletes take drugs, the committee is corrupt, "sponsors" sue businesses into oblivion. Media accounts are strictly controlled and censored to the point where the atheletes can't post pictures, audio or video.

    Yet people still watch this crud. Isn't it time to vote with your feet (or rather your tele remotes)? The more garbage people put up with from big business, the more garbage they can expect.

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  84. In other news by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    A new pirate simulation called "2010 peaces of gold" to hit the market 2008.
    Suggested retail price is $20.10.
    Published by Gold Standard software.

    PS. No such game exists.

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  85. 1337 speak to the rescue!!! by dedeman · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the easy answer to subverison of this law be attributed to the almight Counter Strike??

    Smith's Ale House: Proud sponsor of teh ?o!2 5u/v\/v\3r ()1ymp1cs!!lolz!!11!!

  86. Happened in 2004 in Australia... by CaptainPotato · · Score: 3, Informative
    The Australian Olympic Committee (AOC) threatened non-sponsors in 2004 (ie - Athens Olympics, not Sydney Olympics). I know of one case in which a student union (I worked there at the time) produced posters to advertise that it was showing telecasts in one of its catering outlets.

    The posters were only on campus, but the AOC threatened legal action over them.

    Stupid thing is that the official advertisers would have only benefitted as by having more people watching the telecasts, more people would have been exposed to the advertising...

    Somewhat over the top, IMO.

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  87. Same in Australia by coldcup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Australia did the same thing for the 2000 Olympics. Existing businesses were not forced to change their name though. (Or perhaps the only place I knew of that had 'olympic' in it was too small to worry about.)

  88. Well, Im screwed twice today then by AnotherEscobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    My plans for www.2012olympicgold.xxx are now officially on hold

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/08/16/15 38243&tid=153&tid=95&tid=103&tid=219

  89. This is the same thing for both the UK and the US by TooncesTheCat · · Score: 1

    Corporate interest's stampeding the rights of the average Joe to earn his living. It's the same between the US and the UK no matter how you look at it. Their will always be something to this effect in any supposed "democratic" goverment.

    Notice the fact that they proposed a bill on something that is only going to happen once and is not covered under the British constitution. It's complete utter bullshit. What sucks is the opiate masses are too lazy or down trodden to take note since this problem only affects the people trying to take advantage of the upcoming Olympics ( bar keeps and the like ).

  90. What about the other 1.46b? by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ensuring corporate sponsors, who have provided £790m of the IOC's £2.25bn marketing revenue over the last four years

    So where did the other 2.25bn - 790m = 1.46b come from? I'm guessing from country contributions which came from their taxpayers.

    So do the taxpayors of these countries get to use all of these words too?

  91. common sense prevails? by icepick72 · · Score: 1

    I haven't read TFA, but surely the bill is aimed at words in context of the Olympics. For example, I can certainly use the word "gold" -- unrelated to the Olympics -- in my advertising elsewhere as long as it cannot be misconstrued to represent the Olympics. Otherwise this posting would be illegal. Our world has not gone that mad yet, despite the article posting makes it sound that way.

    1. Re:common sense prevails? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Our world has not gone that mad yet

            You know, sometimes I'm not that sure anymore...

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  92. It's called the golden rule.. by MAdMaxOr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He who has the gold, makes the rules.

    BTW, At current exchange rates, this rule was bought at a price of 108 standard tons of gold. I was hoping to see how many Libraries of Congress that would fill, but that's only 181 cu. ft. Kinda disappointing really.

    1. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      No, it is actually called abuse of power. I wonder why they insist to call it 'democracy'. So they can claim they really care about us?

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    2. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      No, it is actually called abuse of power. I wonder why they insist to call it 'democracy'. So they can claim they really care about us?

      OK, first of all, they don't call it a plain old "democracy." It's a constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy. And second of all, how in the hell does this indicate that they must not be a democracy? Democracy just means "majority rules," not "Pecisk is right." Just because they make a law you don't agree with doesn't mean that the majority don't support it (thus, that it isn't a democracy).

      And finally, doesn't the US claim to be a democracy? (Answer: no, actually, it doesn't. It's a federal republic) They bandy about the word "democracy" all the time, yet they've passed the CDA-2, the USA PATRIOT act, and the DMCA. And you're picking on the UK over a little law that restricts people from profiting from games that they declined to sponsor?

      Get a grip.

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    3. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Two things.

      It is simple - it is democracy or not. Calling it 'republic', 'constitutional monarchy' sounds like avoid concrete answer. And how do you know that majority of people support such things?

      Not to sound too idealistic, I have to agree, there should be some protection for sponors and so far it have been sane. But last two times it has went totally downhill and now writing special law for that (trademark/copyright laws aren't enought?), it is called _corruption_. I simply don't see any sane reason for that. Laws should be set as stone and be very FEW, NO one should allowed to BUY law. Because if there will be more and more laws, not only coorporations, but also people will abuse them, because they will be tired of this concept. It is feodalism at it's best.

      So back to pratical question - why trademark use isn't enough for sponsors and ISOC? Why abuse the whole "free world" system with such examples? I just don't get it. If they want to protect signs that they sponsor this event - fine. But this law have much bigger scope than that. I see some anticompetition signs.

      I don't bash democracy. I just want to point out that such attitude torwards power and money will lead to slippery slope to coorporative elitism, modern feodalism and anarchy. I won't be good for all system.

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    4. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      So back to pratical question - why trademark use isn't enough for sponsors and ISOC?

      This is the core of your argument, so I'll just focus on this, rather than the irrelevant side-argument about whose country uses whatever political model. The reason existing trademark laws are insufficient is because the IOC can't trademark "2012" (numbers can't be trademarked, that's why Intel switched to "Pentium" after 286, 386, 486), "summer", "games", and other generic words. Indeed, they don't want to. They'd probably never be approved, and it'd be bad for the society in general. But for these particular games, they desire protection from unauthorized use of terms referring to their games, so they've been granted this special extension of the law, in one country, for this one particular event.

      The Olympics is not some big charity hubbub. It's a corporate event. Think of it like Sun's big "JavaOne" conference in San Francisco. Imagine if coffee shops and diners in San Francisco started running ad campaigns like "Starbuck's triple-mocha-frappuchino is the official coffee of the conference!" in and around San Francisco during JavaOne. Clearly, they'd be profiting from Sun's investment in putting on the event. Shouldn't Starbuck's be required to pay Sun in this case, or be prevented from using such misleading advertising?

      It's the same thing with the Olympics. London worked very hard to put together a bid and win the Olympics in 2012. They are simply trying to protect their investment and keep the IOC happy, so that they may have an opportunity to host again. They don't want the IOC to remember them as "the host country that let every mom and pop donut shop in the country profit from our games without paying." It's as simple as that.

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    5. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Your arguments are good ones, I simply disagree with them, most with claim that Olympics is coroprate event. It NEVER have been, at least in the past. If it is now (My pick it would be news for various olympics organisations around the world), then IOC should say that way - it is commercial competitions. And should be treathed that way. Then spirit is all gone for good.

      They SPONSOR it, not BUY it. If they BUY it, then, well, all this event is lost his source.

      So...it must be reason why me, somewhere in the past most passionated watcher of olympics in my family, haven't seen enough of last two olympics. There must be some reasons for that. And those are politics and money.

      Sorry, but I could be very over the top emotional, but to see that coorporations doesn't seem to get some common sense and don't draw the line how far they go to crush competition, even using such event like this...well...

      it is dead end, at least it seems to me.

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    6. Re:It's called the golden rule.. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Obviously your right, as "conference" is general. They arn't breaking trademark laws, but they would be breaking truth in advertising. It seems to be a general law that states you cannot imply that you are the official sponsor of something if you are not.
      Though what really bothers me is under current trademark laws you could say "hey don't goto starbucks, our coffee is better, come to ___". Under these laws you can't say, "Hey don't goto the olympics, our games are better ....".

  93. Boycott Olympic sponsors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The olympics are dumb, corrupt, and even worse, incredibly boring.

    I have always and will always boycott any product that claims to be the official olympic so-and-so, because its just so degrading & insulting.

    Yea, cortle is the official soda-pop of the 2012 US olympic swim team, im sure theyre all drinking chortle at the swim meets. I'll bet if I drink chortle, itll make me a better swimmer, & ill get into the next olympics.

    Advertising is so hateful, insulting, and rude. If you want me to purchase your product, make a good product. Otherwise shaddap & leave me the hell alone!

    sorry about that, i overdosed on advertising a few years ago, & im still not fully recovered. I think ill go out now & buy a new pickup truck.

  94. The Brits have a well established solution.... by kiwi_damo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's called Cockney Rhyming Slang. eg. Tea-Leaf = Thief Dog-And-Bone = Phone Stuffy-Pricks = Olympics (I made that one up...can you tell?)

  95. In the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, in the summer of 2012, my record - The bronze game medal, is going to go gold. It has no sponsor currently, but feel free to mention me in London.

  96. My name is Oliver Murray Pick ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But my friends call me Olly M. Pick for short.

  97. Tax exemptions? by readin · · Score: 1

    Are any taxes being used to support the O****** G**** in L***** in 2***? And if so, will companies that are not sponsors get a tax break so they won't have to help pay for the O****** G****?

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    1. Re:Tax exemptions? by DotNM · · Score: 1

      I wonder.... couldn't paying this additional tax which is for the O??????? G???? be construed somehow (for legal purposes, at least) as a 'sponsorship'?

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  98. (somewhere deep in the Ministry of Truth) by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 2, Funny

    parent doubleletter ungood indic possible twitch possible crimethink, reread antecomment.

    (Remember: Any deviation, no matter how slight, may indicate a thought criminal. I'm not a petty grammar Nazi, I'm watching your back!)

    1. Re:(somewhere deep in the Ministry of Truth) by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Above post refs unperson.

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  99. They're doing the right thing by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

    Imagine if the Olympics were some kind of free-for-all where just any country could participate. This would deprive a lot of big organizations of money. I think people fail to realize how important money is. They seem to think the whole Olympics thing is about sports and competition. Get a grip. The Olympics aren't about money. Pay attention to the news!

  100. Related bash.org by addictedavi · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Coke"®, "Coca-Cola"®, "The Real Thing"©, "Always"©, "It"©, "Christmas"©, "Summer"©, "The Olympics"© and most other words are owned by the Coca-Cola® Corporation. #246624

  101. Pffft by Mathness · · Score: 1

    Unless they somehow get an legal right to be the only ones to use those common words, they can bite my olympic sized, gold plated heinie. Now if you will excuse me, I will go enjoy the summer, play some games and party like it was 2012.

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  102. A Bill.... by LordMyren · · Score: 1

    I guess a Bill is the only way you could get trademark on something as broad as "games" or "2012"... (Do these fascists do this in every country they invade?)

    Still, sounds like the end of days to me.

  103. correction by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

    The Olympics ARE about money.

    Sorry bout that.

  104. They ban logos too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember some years back a card game called legend of the 5 rings, which has NOTHING to do with the olympics, was forced to change the backs of it's cards by the IOC. Why? because it had an image of 5 interlocking rings. This was in America, mind you, I thought England was above this type of crap. I guess you can buy laws anywhere you want now.

  105. The US Did the Same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The US Congress did something similar for the LA Olympics. That created a real mess here in Washington state where we have the Olympic mountains and an Olympic pennisula, both with lots of business named after them. There's even a beer named Olympic.

    I forget what happened to those businesses, but I remember being struck with the sheer stupidity of Congress passing a law that mindlessly. Give a politician a bit of money, and his/her brain flies out the window. I suspect the British parliament will behave just as badly.

    Personally, all the obsession with money and the decreasing sportmanship have turned me off so much, I don't even pay any attention to the games anymore. My only goal with respect to them is to oppose their coming wherever I'm living. They enrich a well-connected few and make life miserable for the everyone else.

    --Mike Perry, Seattle

  106. better also ban '1984' by cahiha · · Score: 0, Troll

    They better also ban because otherwise, there will be lots of obvious comparisons...

  107. Your Sponsorship charge for this Olympic story is by infonography · · Score: 1
    $4500. Please send your check to the IOC Also you used 'Olympics' 5 times, including the Quote which is an extra $3000 per use. That brings your total up to $19500 Also it's against IOC policy to mention non-branded products in a Olympics story. Please refrain from such mentions and pay the additional $56000 fee.

    Over all I agree with you about the Olympics I don't watch NFL, NBA, MLB, or any of the other over sold sports. There is nothing noble about the Olympics anymore. Somebody needs to put a bullet in this dying horse.

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  108. A few years back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About a decade ago, when the Olypics were in the US, there was a pizza delivery business in the same city as the games. It was named "Olypic Pizza".

    The olypic games' sponsorship branch sued the pants off the small-business owner, to get him to change the name of his business. Eventually he had to relent, after the legal fees nearly bankrupted him.

    Why did he fight it? Simple. The store was NAMED AFTER HIM, and he had been in business WITH A TRADEMARK ON "OLYPIC PIZZA" FOR OVER 10 YEARS!

    So because the olypic sponsors didn't to eal with the "ambush advertising" this guy represented, he had to give up the business name he had in the area FIRST, his trademark, and couldn't even use his full name during local interviews.

    Screw the olympics, and boycott every single damn company that sponsors them!

    1. Re:A few years back by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      "Screw the olympics, and boycott every single damn company that sponsors them!"

      Indeed! and Amen!

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    2. Re:A few years back by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Olympics disgusts me as it is now.

      It is supposed to be a celebration of humanity, freedom and human skills and instead of it is a huge stinking, steroiding business, which tries to enact stupid laws about prohibiting citizens to say simple words.

      How dares any organization claim ownership over the Olympic games? How dares that organization sell business rights related to the Olympic Games?

      I would even question the amount of _donations_ which should be allowed at the Olympic Games because it is supposed to be not commercial. That's right: now fucking advertisments, official sponsors, etc.

      Geez, this stupid law pissed me off. If people let this, all hope is lost for this planet, seriously. This is just the pinaccle of stupidity on the side of humanity. We're stupid if we're letting us to centralize our life around a tool: money. It has absolutely no value, it is just supposed to be a tool making trade possible. Our freedom matters much more.

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    3. Re:A few years back by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      They got away with this because Congress has given the IOC exclusive rights to the term "Olympia" and its variants as well as control over the five linked rings motif. The only exceptions are place names like Olympia Washington. This trumps existing tradmark law and allows the IOC to get away with this kind of BS. The IOC has gone after people that use any five ring design even if they aren't linked or colored or arranged like the Olympic logo.

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    4. Re:A few years back by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      About a decade ago, when the Olypics were in the US, there was a pizza delivery business in the same city as the games. It was named "Olypic Pizza". The olypic games' sponsorship branch sued the pants off the small-business owner, to get him to change the name of his business. Eventually he had to relent, after the legal fees nearly bankrupted him. Why did he fight it? Simple. The store was NAMED AFTER HIM, and he had been in business WITH A TRADEMARK ON "OLYPIC PIZZA" FOR OVER 10 YEARS! So because the olypic sponsors didn't to eal with the "ambush advertising" this guy represented, he had to give up the business name he had in the area FIRST, his trademark, and couldn't even use his full name during local interviews.
      If memory serves me right, this happened in New York City. It was the Olympic Coffee Shop on the corner of Delancey & Allen Streets. All the owner had to do was stop using the Olympic Ring logo, not give up the name.

      The funny part is that the logo had been there so long that when the owner removed it I could still see it in the building's un-weathered concrete facing when I went past it on the bus every morning.

  109. Would it be against the law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you wrote banned words in leetspeak?

  110. mod parent up! by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Their rights to such stuff should stop at trademarks.

    There are already problems as is with trademarks but they are not big problems so far.

    Allowing a government to restrict usage of words to make some org happy is as bad as a government banning words just because...

    I'd find it amazing if the British public and newspapers put up with this.

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  111. The New Olympic Symbols by prezkennedy.org · · Score: 1
    This symbol is what they should use as the new official logo after all this corporate advertising nonsense.

    These days the Olympics are more about the money than the competition.

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  112. Don't kill them .... just .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    make them return to their roots - I predict that if we force all the athletes to go back to performing nude like in the good old days then US TV advertizing revenue will dry up and the olympics will go back to being the amateur event it used to be .... besides no one will have anywhere to attach sponsor's logos ....

    1. Re:Don't kill them .... just .... by temcat · · Score: 1

      Suddenly tattooing will become wildly popular among the athletes. Also various sports where women are involved will get a big popularity boost, too.

  113. Advertising template for non sponsors by fireman+sam · · Score: 5, Funny

    The London 2012 Olympic organisation has released this template for all companies that have not obtained a sponsorship deal.

    Example only:

    (Black screen)

    (each line of text fades in to white while the line is being read)

    Voiceover: "You know why you are here,
                            We know why you are here,
                            We cannot say why you are here,
                            While you are here,
                            Eat at Hungry Jacks."

    (fade in corporate logo)

    (fade to black)

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    1. Re:Advertising template for non sponsors by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

      Excellent.

      Banning of particular words or actions has always lead to some absolutely wonderful, creative, thoughtful advertising.
      Look at the Guiness adverts, cigarete adverts, etc.

      Not being able to say "Fadein, big Olympics logo, Eat at Big Joes Cafe, the Gold Standard, Fade out" will cause advertisers to actually THINK about what to do. Probably lots of "nearly crossing the line, but not quite". Not allowed to say "London Games"? try "Sporting Events in The Capitol".
      The phrase "Desreves a medal as big as a dustbin lid" can be refferenced by showing a child in running vest with a bin-lid round their neck.
      Come on, advertisers - work for your money. Prove to me that you can be creative.

      IMHO not being able to say "The Gold Medal of Washing Powders - New and Improved for London 2012!" is a good thing.

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  114. Sponsors to demand Olympic Letter Management (OLM) by xixax · · Score: 5, Funny

    LOMDON (AP) - A consortium of corporate sponsors today announced the Olympic Letter Management (OLM) initiative to enact mandatory technological measures to prevent uncontrolled use of alphabetic characters to steal valueable Intellectual Property.

    "It's outrageuous!" exclaimed OLM spokesperson Bert Kneecapper, "After TrendySportingShoe(TM) spends billions buying Olympic (TM) naming rights, some thieving punk can steal our trademarks using a 20c crayon bought from any corner store!"

    Under the OLM initiative, and device capable of reproducing alphabetic characters must implement a mechanism to honour the OLM Tradkemark flag, thereby preventing the device from reproducing trademarked sequences unless a valid licence exists. With time, they intend the service to extend to the enforcement of other text controls, such as micro-payments for use of famous quotes, and retrospective editing of history books.

    Bert Kneecapper went on reject crayon manufacturer representations that the scheme was impractical, "Our members lose billions of dollars in un-earned revenue, how can they justify 20c crayons in the face of such flagerant theft?".

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  115. Businesses To Be Censored on Use of Olympics by charphar · · Score: 1

    Yep, I remember here in Atlanta as the '96 Games approached, they really cracked down. Even on some little convenience stores and diners that had been in business decades before most Atlantans even had a thought that the Olympics could ever come to Georgia! It was pretty ridiculous!

  116. Oh come on by MochaMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's your Olympic* spirit my friend?

    * (c), (R), Patent Pending, void where prohibited by law. "Olympic" is a registered trademark of the International Olympic Comittee. All materials and content related to the Olympic Games, including, but not limited to, images, illustrations, text, audio clips, and video clips, are protected by or consist of copyrights, trademarks, service marks, and/or other intellectual property rights ("Intellectual Property"). The Intellectual Property is governed and protected by United States and worldwide copyright, trademark, and/or other intellectual property laws and treaty provisions, privacy and publicity laws, and communications regulations and statutes. The Intellectual Property is owned or controlled by us or other parties that have licensed to us the right to use their Intellectual Property or the right to market their products and/or services (collectively the "IP Providers").

    You agree to abide by all additional copyright notices, information, or restrictions contained in any material or content on the Site. Other than as may be expressly permitted by us, in writing, (i) the Intellectual Property is provided solely for your personal, non-commercial use; and you may download any Intellectual Property solely for your personal, non-commercial use, consistent with these Terms, provided that you maintain all copyright and other notices contained in such Intellectual Property. You may not copy, reproduce, republish, upload, post, transmit, distribute, and/or exploit any Intellectual Property in any way (including by e-mail or other electronic means) without our prior written consent or that of the IP Providers - particularly the words 'Olympic', 'games', 'gold', 'silver', 'bronze', 'doping scandal', 'bribery', and other words that are implicit in the Olympic Games. Modification of any Intellectual Property or use of any Intellectual Property for any other purpose is a violation of the copyrights, trademark rights, and other proprietary rights; that includes photoshopped naughty images of Jacques Rogge. The use of any Intellectual Property on any other site or networked computer environment, or maintaining unauthorized links to the Site, is prohibited by these Terms.

    1. Re:Oh come on by thogard · · Score: 1

      I know where Olympic spirt is. Its in a safety deposit box. Back in 1904 my great grandfather asked for permission to sell Olympic labeled junk since had a shop near the venue and he got it. The agreement doesn't have any expiry date so that means its still legal. Maybe I should set up shop in London.

      The 1904 Olympics in St Louis was the 1st to start the mass widespread corruption (the greed came latter). It also had more cheating than any other Olympics games. It was also the 1st time a marathon runner used a car to complete part of the race. Google knows lots about these fun facts and more.

    2. Re:Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And reading that, all I could think of was this classic from SNL..

      Addendum
      Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
      Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
      Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
      Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
      Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
      • Itching
      • Vertigo
      • Dizziness
      • Tingling in extremities
      • Loss of balance or coordination
      • Slurred speech
      • Temporary blindness
      • Profuse Sweating or Heart palpitations
      If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
      Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
      When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
      Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
      Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
      Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
      Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
  117. What they should REALLY do... by Micah · · Score: 1

    Advertise the competition thusly:

    "Drink Pepsi, because if you drink the competitor's vile toilet-bowl cleaner some people pass off as a cola, you are supporting the spawn-of-Satan event that cannot be mentioned, which every four years is taking more and more of YOUR rights away!"

  118. Wait.... by daspriest · · Score: 1
    There was an olympics in 2004???

    How did I miss that??

  119. Fair Use of a Trademark by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I seem to remember a claim from Subway that their subs sandwiches had less fat that the Big Mac and the Whopper. During their claim, they had a disclaimer stating that "Big Mac is a registered trademark of McDonald's" and "Whopper is a registered trademark of Burger King". I really never heard that Burger King and McDonalds sue Subway for use of their trademarks recently, so there must be some sort of fair use, right?

    1. Re:Fair Use of a Trademark by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      As a side note, I can remember hearing a long time ago that there's a sort of unoffical agreement between the major fast food chains that allows them to mention competitors in their advertisments as long as they're not overtly negitive.

      I don't know if this is true (since I can't vouch for the credibility of the person who told me this), but it makes sense.

      I do know that the word "hamburger" is trademarked by McDonalds, which is why you'll never see something called a "hamburger" on the menu of any place other then McDonalds. It'll be a "burger", or a "Whopper" or something.

      The funny part is, the only thing on McDonald's lineup of food that's actually called a "hamburger" (which, if you look closely you'll see the trademark symbol after the word on their menus) is the ultra-cheap generic burger which has nothing but a tiny disc of meat-like substance, a spattering of choped onions, a pickle and some mayonase. The choice that's slightly more edible isn't called a hambuger, it's called a "Big Mac".

      Of course, none of this changes the fact that pretty much all fast food tastes horrible and is full of lard. My own non-trademarked "Moke-burgers" (1/3 lb *real* meat patty cooked on a grill, melted swiss, fresh thick tomatoe slices, onions, bacon, a generous helping of avacados, lettuce, catsup and mayo...) man, that's a good ham^h^h^hburger.

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    2. Re:Fair Use of a Trademark by tricorn · · Score: 1

      "Hamburger" is not a McDonalds trademark. Nor is "Cheeseburger". Just go to their web site and look at their nutrition list, for example, and you'll see lots of Registered Trademarks, and hamburger ain't one of 'em. They have Quarter Pounder, Big Mac, Big 'N Tasty, Filet-O-Fish, McChicken, McNuggets, Chicken Selects, McMuffin, McGriddles, Big Breakfast, McFlurry, Triple Thick, and McDonaldland. But not hamburger.

      Go to the supermarket and you can buy "hamburger meat" and "hamburger buns". Plenty of restaurants sell "hamburgers". Fast food restaurants use the term "hamburgers". Hell, just freakin' go to Wendy's menu page and it says "Hot 'n Juicy Hamburgers" right there. They do have a trademark on "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers", but that's reasonable, don't you think? Check your facts next time.

      BTW, a Hardee's "Thick Burger" tastes pretty good; nutritionally, it won't be any worse than your meal, except possibly the lack of avocado and too much salt (depends on how much salt you put in yours). Yours will probably have more calories than, say, a Bacon Cheese Thick Burger (at 910 calories (62% from fat), 24g saturated fat and 1490mg sodium) (compare with the "Monster Thickburger" at 1410 calories (68% from fat), 45g saturated fat, and 2740 mg sodium).

      You are allowed to use a competitor's trademark in advertising, as long as you're truthful and not using their name in a misleading way. It doesn't require any sort of agreement. There are various rules that you have to follow when making statements such as "four out of five dentists choose ..." under false advertising laws, but that doesn't mean you can't name names.

    3. Re:Fair Use of a Trademark by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      You're right. I don't know if it's old age or senility creeping in or what, but I could have sworn I had heard that McDonald's owned the trademark to 'hamburger'. A quick check online shows that I was very, very wrong. I typically don't disseminate such blatantly incorrect information, and am a little concerned that my memory would mislead me like that.

      In any event, I'm sorry for saying something so grossly wrong, and thanks for correcting me without being a jerk (so many Slashdot users would immediately resort to name calling in these situations).

      I've yet to see a Hardee's out here (California), but we do have Carl's Jr, which I believe is the same thing (They both share the identical smailing star logo, and their webpages are virtually identical in style and format). I think it's like the Best Food's/Hellmann's situation. It's the same company, they sell the same products, but in the East they call it Hellmann's and in the West they call it Best Food's. When I lived back East, I remember being taken aback a little with Hellmann's; they even use the exact same jingles in the TV commercials I've seen (Bring out your Best Foods/Hillmans and bring out your best)

      A quick glance at the Carl's Jr online menu doesn't reference a "Thick Burger", but their "Six Dollar Burger" fits your description pretty closely. My guess is it's the same thing, just with a different name.

      Personally, I don't eat out at fast food restaurants (maybe about oncce every 2-3 months) , and when I do go out, typically it will be to Wienerschnitzel. Boy do I ever love their chilli cheese dogs. Almost all of their restaurant are in the American West, with single location in Baton Rouge and Illinois. An additional curiosity is their location Guam airport.

      I'm underweight, to the point where doctors have told me that it's approaching being unhealthy (6'1", 150 lbs) The upshot to this is that I never have to count calories or look at the fat content in foods.

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    4. Re:Fair Use of a Trademark by tricorn · · Score: 1

      Yes, Carl's Jr. and Hardee's are pretty much the same. The "Six Dollar Burger" is the original Thick Burger. They still sell that one as a Six Dollar Burger. Six Dollar Burger is 1/2 lb. with cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion, mustard, ketchup, pickle I think. I tend to go for the Sourdough Thick Burger myself. It looks like Carl's Jr has most of the same combinations, but they call them all "Six Dollar Burger". Pretty much the same menu, just calling them different things.

      As for mayonnaise, there actually is a difference from coast to coast. In the midwest, it is made to be sweeter (lots of people here like Miracle Whip instead, you have to be careful in restaurants when they say they're using "mayonnaise"), not sure what the difference is between east and west coast. There's probably a difference between north and south as well (if you remember the discussion on "fry sauce", there's some really different notions of what's proper to put on food depending on where you're from).

      I didn't realize that the Wienerschnitzel here in town was the only one in Illinois!

      You should probably still care about the type of fat you eat. All that stuff about Omega-3 vs. Omega-5, trans-fatty acids and saturated/poly-/mono-unsaturated fats still probably can have health implications for you, even if you're not calorically gifted.

  120. Exact text? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I wish they'd linked to the exact text of the bill. I'm a bit reluctant to say "No matter how you look at it this is a very bad law" because I can't help but think that from the description it's so WILDLY bad that it must have been mis-described.

    According to somebody opposing the bill, "You won't even be able to say 'come to London in 2012' because it will infringe the act." But that's not a lawyer or other objective observer; that's coming from an advertiser who wants to take advantage of the fact that the Olympics are in London. Her complaint is not so much about the free speech aspects in general as the fact that only official sponsors are going to be able to use the Olympics in advertising, so other London businesses aren't getting any benefit.

    I can't help but think that the article is slanted. I find it very odd that the article's description of the banned words lists (comparatively) uncontroversial ones like "Olympiad" first, but lumps the really scary ones like "summer" and "2012" into the bottom bucket. Yes, I realize that there will be plenty of people who will say that they have no business restricting words like "Olympics" either, but I think we can all agree that claiming to own the word "summer" is truly outrageous.

    It's so outrageous that I feel that I'm not being told something. I suspect that the bill probably contains more detailed language than "You can't use the word 'summer' in any advertising", and it's impossible for me to evaluate the bill knowing only what its opponents say about it.

    Reading between the lines as best I can, it does sound like a badly-written bill that covers far more than they really need. Presumably they have no intent of actually preventing people from combining clearly public-domain terms, and the bill probably doesn't make that clear. But those are the outrageous aspects, and need to be cleaned up. We should be arguing about the free-speech aspects of the less outrageous parts, but we can't until we've finished arguing about the silly ones. Or having dismissed those claims as a deliberate misreading by those with a financial interest in doing so. Without the bill I can't say.

    Ordinarily I expect better from the BBC, so perhaps I'm wrong. Or perhaps the BBC was hoping to benefit from some "halo effect" as well.

    1. Re:Exact text? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Son of a gun... Thanks!

      The text of the relevant passage is:

      2. A person infringes the London Olympics association right if in the course of trade he uses in relation to goods or services any visual or verbal representation (of any kind) in a manner likely to create in the public mind an association between the London Olympics and...the goods or services

      3 (1) For the purposes of paragraph 2 (and without prejudice to its generality) the use by a person of a combination of expressions of a kind specified in sub-paragraph (2) shall be treated, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, as being likely to create in the public mind an association with the London Olympics.

                  (2) The combinations referred to in sub-paragraph (1) are combinations of--any of the expressions in the first group, with any of the expressions in the second group or any of the other expressions in the first group.

                  (3) The following expressions form the first group for the purposes of sub paragraph (2)--

      "games", "Two Thousand and Twelve", "2012", and "twenty twelve".

      The following expressions form the second group for the purposes of sub-paragraph (2)--

      gold, silver, bronze, London, medals, sponsor, and summer.

      (Edited for less obnoxious formatting).

      Basically, yeah, it lets the advertisers conclude what they want to conclude, that it's a badly written law that does forbid saying "summer 2012" in any advertising. But the intent is clearly marked in paragraph 2 that it only applies to advertising "likely to create [an assocation] in the public mind".

      Which kind of means it's up to a judge whether your advertising is infringing, and it gives the Olympic committee a stick with which to beat you over the head if they decide they don't like you, even if you're just advertising "Voted Best Barbecue of the Summer by the 2012 Restaurant Guide". Whether they actually will be litigious twits I can't say, but to me it just underscored the impossibility of writing truly fair legislation.

      Because what the guys in the article want is to get "halo effect" from the games. An example they cited in the article, "Get bronze in London with X suntan lotion", is clearly trying to benefit from the Olympics. Whether they should be allowed to is a whole separate issue, but I still say that they're blowing this out of proportion so that they can benefit from the games without paying (or at least, paying more than they have, since London is spending a buttload of money. I think spending all that money on sporting events is always stupid, but that's just me.)

    2. Re:Exact text? by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      Because what the guys in the article want is to get "halo effect" from the games. An example they cited in the article, "Get bronze in London with X suntan lotion", is clearly trying to benefit from the Olympics. Whether they should be allowed to is a whole separate issue, but I still say that they're blowing this out of proportion so that they can benefit from the games without paying (or at least, paying more than they have, since London is spending a buttload of money. I think spending all that money on sporting events is always stupid, but that's just me.) There's a good reason that businesses complain about not being able to take advantage of the halo effect. One of the reasons always given for bring the Olympics to town is the financial boon it will (supposedly) bring to the area. If local businesses are so restricted that they can't even call attention to themselves while the games are in session then the _only_ people who will profit are the official sponsors. Those sponsors are far more likely to be non-local than local. Meanwhile the locals (both citizens and businesses) have paid dearly for the Olympics to come to their area in the form of new venues and infrastructure upgrades.

      Perhaps if the IOC wants advertising rights locked down so tightly they should start footing the bill to build all the new venues needed for each game.

    3. Re:Exact text? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Sounds entirely reasonable to me. I have no idea how the money flows, but I assume that McDonalds' spends $100M to be the Official Fat Bomb and NBC spends $1B to be the official coverage, how much (if any) of that does London see?

      I suspect it's none, and that money goes to paying officials, feeding athletes, etc., but I have no idea if the balance works out. The IOC is presumably turning a profit, since it never has beg-a-thons the way charities do (or if it does I'm not aware.)

      Cities appear to want the games for the prestige of having them, no matter what they cost. That's idiotic, but I've never heard of anybody organizing a campaign to stop a city from bidding.

      Perhaps when it comes time to bid for the 2016 Olympics, we'll hear from local businesses in some cities begging the city not to spend so much money on games they won't profit from, and cite the Londoners.

  121. All your Words are Belong to Us!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heij, Kantundustan, 17 AUG:- Up and coming AYWABTU Corp is presently engaged in registering as Trademarks all previously unregistered words in major world languages, including English, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, French, and Mandarin Chinese.

    "While entities from around the world have registered many nouns and adjectives, we have made great progress with establishing our rights to significant numbers of verbs, articles, conjunctions and prepositions," said AYWABTU Corp's CEO Kurt D'Astard at a press conference earlier today. "These parts of speech are a huge untapped resource and until now their commercial potential has been largely neglected."

    While seemingly a massive task for the new start-up, AYWABTU Corp has made impressive progress in its business plans due to securing rights to significant numbers of "high-yield" words in 102 countries so far. Asked to comment on the International Olympic Committe's recent registration of words like "Olympics"(R)(TM), a smiling Mr D'Astard replied that a letter had been delivered to the IOC yesterday. "As we now hold rights to the definite articles 'the', 'les', 'los', 'die', 'i', 'os' and 'de' (amongst others), the IOC needs to come to an arrangement with us should they wish continue to refer to THE Olympic Games, for example."

    AYWABTU Corp has indicated that they will permit the continued free use of their registered parts of speech for personal and non-commercial use, however corporations, governments and other greedy profit-making entities should consult AYWABTU's website for EULA details and information on swingeing fees for written and verbal use of AYWABTU Corp's linguistic property.

    AYWABTU Corp also announced their registration of individual letters from more than five popular international alphabets. An AYWABTU spokesman described the ongoing work in this area as "a means protecting our other investments."

    AYWABTU stock prices have risen dramatically in major global financial markets in the last few days.

  122. I dare you all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I dare everybody in Vancouver (2010 Olympics) and London to put stickers all over the city that say "Slashdot: the official gold website of the 2010/2012 Winter/Summer Olympics".

    1. Re:I dare you all by bentcd · · Score: 1

      The more law-abiding members of our community can use ones that say "Slashdot: the official precious-metal-that-cannot-be-named website of the year-not-to-be-named/another-year-not-to-be-named cold-season-not-to-be-named / warm-season-not-to-be-named event-not-to-be-named".
      I'm sure _that_ will pull more tourists to the city-not-to-be-named!

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  123. What about photography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they going to ban spectators from using cameras?

    5-6 Megapixel camera with image stabilize 12x optical zooms are under $500 now. Photohosting is cheap. Now imagine seven years in the future.

    I imagine there will be a whole lot of amature photographer/journalists at the olympics.

  124. Has it been four years already? by B747SP · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This stuff is all standard when the Five Ringed Circus comes to town. Back when Sydney, Australia had its turn in 2000, all the same stuff went on.

    When you consider that Australia (the city of Melbourne, Australia strictly speaking), has the highest population of Greek folks of any city in the world outside of Greece (and Sydney isn't too far behind) then you can bet your bottom dollar that there's going to be a fair swag of small "Mom-and-Pop" businesses, corner stores, etc with some form of 'Olypic' in the name.

    Our newspapers regularly carried stories of small businesses being steamrollered by IOC Corporation and its hired thugs (by hired thugs, I mean the government of the host country).

    Another common story was the officials and security being briefed to look out for spectators and general public wearing promotional gear (hats, t-shirts, etc) from companies that competed with official sponsors. A coca cola t-shirt for example would leave you being offered the choice of handing it over, covering up, or going home.

    Despite all the talk of leaving town for the duration, etc, etc, I did end up sticking around (but I didn't get involved in any of the events organised by IOC Corporation). Strangely, Sydney was a really really nice place to be for those two weeks. Many people dreaded the five ringed circus coming to town, but by the time they packed up their tents and their wagons and rolled out of town again, many of the same were sad to see them go.

    That ain't no excuse for steam rollering thousands of little people in the name of corporate greed though. IOC Corporation has NOTHING to do with sport, excellence, peace, tradition or ANY of that nice stuff - it's about corporations and hired governments pumping the people for money.

    Me, I make careful note of the companies that sponsor IOC Corporation, and put them on my personal do not buy list for life.

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    1. Re:Has it been four years already? by databyss · · Score: 1

      "When you consider that Australia (the city of Melbourne, Australia strictly speaking), has the highest population of Greek folks of any city in the world outside of Greece (and Sydney isn't too far behind) then you can bet your bottom dollar that there's going to be a fair swag of small "Mom-and-Pop" businesses, corner stores, etc with some form of 'Olypic' in the name."

      The US has the largest greek population outside of Greece. Although if you go by city, Melbourne, Australia is the largest, followed by New York City.

      Sydney is kinda far down that list:

      Population - City
      600,000 - Australia / Melbourne, Australia
      450,000 - North America / New York, NY, USA
      300,000 - North America / Chicago, IL, USA
      210,000 - Europe / London, United Kingdom
      210,000 - Europe / Paris, France
      190,000 - North America / Toronto, Canada
      150,000 - Europe / Marioupolis, Ukraine
      107,500 - Europe / Dusseldorf, Germany
      100,000 - Australia / Sydney, Australia
      85,000 - North America / Montreal, Canada
      70,000 - North America / Los Angeles, CA, USA
      60,000 - North America / Boston, MA, USA
      50,000 - North America / San Francisco, CA, USA
      40,000 - Europe / Johannesburg, South Africa
      20,000 - North America / Atlanta, GA, USA
      16,000 - North America / Vancouver, Canada
      15,000 - North America / Houston, Texas, USA
      12,000 - Europe / Brussels, Belgium
      7,000 - Europe / Stockholm, Sweden
      6,000 - Europe / Odessa, Ukraine
      5,000 - Europe / Moscow, Russia
      5,000 - North America / Ottawa, Canada

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    2. Re:Has it been four years already? by nairobiny · · Score: 1

      Another common story was the officials and security being briefed to look out for spectators and general public wearing promotional gear (hats, t-shirts, etc) from companies that competed with official sponsors. A coca cola t-shirt for example would leave you being offered the choice of handing it over, covering up, or going home.

      Well Londoners are being forced to pay additional taxes to pay for the Games - £200 (~ US$360) per household over ten years; plus more in contributions from general taxation and probably more when the cost of the Games overruns.

      So I'll wear what I damn well please, thank you very much.

    3. Re:Has it been four years already? by gfreeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Me, I make careful note of the companies that sponsor IOC Corporation, and put them on my personal do not buy list for life.

      More difficult that you may imagine. The 2008 games has three levels of corporate support. Will you be shunning the partners, the sponsors, or the exclusive suppliers? What about previous games - will you be boycotting them for life?

      It will affect your TV viewing:
      GE - so no NBC for you
      Disney - so no ABC for you (or ESPN)
      Sony - so no CBS for you

      Also your movie/dvd watching habits will change:
      GE - so no Universal for you
      Disney - so no Miramax for you (or Touchstone)
      Sony - so no Columbia for you

      The list goes on and on. No Blockbuster, no Paramount, no BMG, no MGM, no Playstation. Philips sponsored the Olympics - so will you be buying CDs?

      You've opened a can of worms for yourself by announcing a personal boycott of a few large mega-giga-omni-corporations: they really do run the way of life in our society now. Luckily, not in the world, just yet, but you can bet that they are working on that.

      Sad, isn't it?

      (*)Actually, not sure Disney ever sponsored a summer games ... but you get the gist. They did sponsor a special olympics though.

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  125. Ah, the Olympics by takeya · · Score: 1

    The Olympics has been overhyped and commercialized ad nauseum. It used to be a great spectacle, an actual sporting event. Now it's like a giant ad. I haven't watched it in several years. It's just lost its spirit.

    1. Re:Ah, the Olympics by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No doubt. The way the Olympics have been run in recent memory is sad. They guard anything that has to do with the olympics so closely, any spirit of friendly compitition has been lost.

      I remember a few years ago, atheletes weren't able to keep and publish an online journal about their experiences, so fans could get an unspoiled perspective of what the atheletes saw. That's bordering on insane.

      To make matters worse, television coverage of the games is miserable. In an hour of coverage, you'll get 15 minutes of commericals, 25 minutes of sappy "human interest" stories (This is young Nadia's first olympic games *cue heart strings music* she had to face a lot of challenges to get here, because just two years before the games, her belowed cat Mittens died from old age), 10 minutes of "what you'll see later on" and mindless chatter of the comentators ("You know, Bob, the sun that comes out over Athens during the day is the exact same sun that shines over America." "No, I didn't know that. That's so fascinating, especially since America is so far away", and a whopping 10 minutes of actual coverage of atheletic compitition.

      I'm not kidding.

      Essentially, the commericalism of the games have robbed it of its soul, and America's TV coverage has made it unwatchable. And forget about trying to enjoy the opening ceremonies; the commentators must be paid by the word, because they don't know when the shut up.

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    2. Re:Ah, the Olympics by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      It is sad, but I have to agree with you. There was time when Olympics really mattered. Now...they simply don't. Because greed kills any kind of human emotions.

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    3. Re:Ah, the Olympics by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The olympics are supposed to be not-for-profit. I've been sitting here trying to think of an orginization, for-profit or otherwise that's worse then the Olympics, and am comming up blank.

      Even the RIAA (the orginization we all love to hate) isn't as bad. If IOC members ran the RIAA, they'd file injunctinos against financial institutions for using "CD" as an acronym for certificates of deposit.

      As I said elsewhere on this discussion, the only single group I can point at as being worse is the Church of Scientology. When being measured in things like lack of ethics and greed, and you end up somewhere between the RIAA and the CoS, that doesn't say a good thing.

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    4. Re:Ah, the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US TV coverage of the Olympics sucks big time. I've been in the US for a week of each of the last two Olympics and couldn't believe how bad it is. In the UK we have pretty much the entire show. For the Australia event the coverage was all-night. Most excellent.

    5. Re:Ah, the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My one real complaint about television coverage of the olympics is that they don't show nearly enough ping pong.

      I mean, seriously, maybe you'll get a 5-second clip as it's mentioned between other events...

      I would really like to see more ping pong.

  126. olympic-2012-gold-summer-games.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should register olympic-2012-gold-summer-games.com. Oops, too late.

  127. olympic advertisors by klept · · Score: 1

    This is rediculous and arrogant. The way to stop this type of tyrany is just to boycott the olympics and the advertisers that sponser them. You think after the problems they had at Athens they would have learned.

  128. rename the mountains? by wardk · · Score: 1

    damn good thing the Olympic Mountain Range isn't visible from Whistler, then again, some are sure to be held in Vancouver.

  129. drugs and sports by bitingduck · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'll second that cycling is pretty heavily tested, though testing for EPO is still iffy, and they have an upper limit on hematocrit instead. US track cycling nationals were last week in here LA and there was a whole lot of testing going on there.

    What's maybe more interesting is that I read recently (in the LA times maybe?) that softball, which is being dropped from the olympics, is one of the few sports that didn't have any positive drug tests in Athens.

  130. Nothing official about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened during the Cricket World Cup held in the Indian subcontinent in '96. Coke was the official sponsor and painted the town red. Pepsi ran a great small ad that said...'Pepsi. Nothing official about it.' Pepsi sales really took off after that.

  131. Anti-Advertisement by Maul · · Score: 1

    Instead of watching your favorite atheletes win the Gold at the 2012 Summer Olympic Games, come down to my bar for a drink!

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  132. Re:Sponsors to demand Olympic Letter Management (O by inphorm · · Score: 1

    ROFL.. too funny

    In a recent update, the OLM have taken several 10 year olds and a whole class of preschoolers to court for using crayons and markers to draw pictures of the OlympicsTM in class

    haha

    - paul

  133. Tour de France - the Facts by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0

    Well, in fact i know a french guy who was inthe second french league adn wanted to get in the first. And he learned the followign things: - First he learned that you *have* to know how to roll behind someone and touch his rear wheel with your front wheel in a way that he crashes without hurting you. - second this is how the teams get tested for drugs: first: there is *no team* in the tour de france that takes no drugs! not even a single one! second: every team gets tested by a doctor of another (concurring team). but the doctors gave their team the drugs so if they test the other team dey don't find anything because the don't want to. it's like adeal between all the teams. third: if you get in the situation where you did somethign stupid and someone wants to kick your ass then the doctor just has to do real tests and you're out of the game. so of course they test everything like crazy. and of course they normally do find nothing. but they still take drugs, because they all have an unwritten agreement for this. so i'm sorry to shock you but this ist first hand information (from 2001, but i can't imagine that it changed)!

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    1. Re:Tour de France - the Facts by bitingduck · · Score: 1

      bs all around

      first- the guy whose front wheel gets tagged is the one who goes down. Rule #1 in a pack is protect your front wheel. In years of close quarters road and track riding I've seen a few noobs go down when someone tagged their rear wheel, but it's rare. Skilled riders can often stay up after having someone hit their front wheel (it's not hard, but if you overreact you go down), but it's probably more common among trackies than roadies. I don't think I've ever seen someone go down from a rear wheel tag that didn't also take out the guy whose front wheel made contact. Deliberate crashing of people happens, but those guys race together every day and what goes around does come around, so it's not generally a well advised activity.

      second- there are other races beside le Tour, and other countries, and other places people get tested. Most testing is done by national agencies, often in affiliation with WADA (which has it's own problems). Because pro cycling is international, testing is largely handled by the UCI (and includes out of competition testing). Athletes who win a lot get tested a lot. During the biggest Tour drug scandal it was the french police driving things as much as the sports agencies-- they were raiding rooms in the middle of the night.

      At US national championships in track cycling last week, it looked like USADA was testing all the gold medalists plus others at random.

      Yes, there is still drug use in cycling (and baseball, football, and the top level of nearly any sport), but there are also clean athletes at the top levels.

  134. Another example by bigox · · Score: 1

    of European hypocricy. Criticize America for being corporate driven bastards, yet lo and behold the venerable UK for passing this kind of bullshit.

    1. Re:Another example by Vo0k · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Take these fuckin islander morons, we don't want them.
      --true (continental) european.

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  135. How can it be trademarked? by msobkow · · Score: 1

    How can the olympics be trademarked when the term was originated a couple thousand years ago in Greece? Sure, they can trademark the interlocking circle glyph, but the word?

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    1. Re:How can it be trademarked? by N+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      How can the olympics be trademarked when the term was originated a couple thousand years ago in Greece? Sure, they can trademark the interlocking circle glyph, but the word?

      And in news just in, Mount Olympus has been summonsed to appear in court in London for breach of the 2012 Olympic Corporation's trademark.

    2. Re:How can it be trademarked? by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about trademarks? Go back and read the blurb. This is about sponsorship, not trademarks. Trademarks are a preexisting law. This is NEW legislation applying to official sponsorship rights.

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    3. Re:How can it be trademarked? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      If I understand TFA correctly, there is some legislation in the works that goes beyond the usual trademark laws, for the specific purpose of allowing this restrictions.
      We'll see if british Parliament is corrupt enough to pass this law.

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    4. Re:How can it be trademarked? by Miaowara_Tomokato · · Score: 1

      Efforts are currently underway to exhume Miyamoto Musashi as well in order to prosecute him for his blatant disregard of this law.

  136. Re:Fair Use of a Trademark Does not Apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is why they are passing this law. Trademark law does not apply as this law is more strict and doesn't have any Fair Use provisions in it.

  137. IOC Heavy Handedness In Georgia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to college in Savannah Georgia aroung the time of the Atlanta Olypmpics.
    There was a Greek restaurant on River street named the Olympic Cafe. Due to the fact that there were event being held in Savannah the name had to be changed to the Olympia Cafe. Which according to current reports would not even be allowed.
    What a bunch of Crap.

  138. 2012??!?!? by shadwwulf · · Score: 1

    This could get interesting. Imagine a non-sponsor having to say "The year (45^2)-13", or "the year after 2011 but before 2013"...

    Stupid if you ask me...

    MTW

  139. Grape, sour. Very sour. by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Judging by the fragmentary, disjointed, clueless, incoherent mish-mash that passes for in-depth Olympics coverage these days, it's almost impossible to acknowledge that the Games are happening anyway. If it weren't for the Internet, I'd never have bothered trying to follow the Sydney Olympics.

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  140. Shell's Bronze, Silver, Gold gasoline by Keith+McClary · · Score: 1

    Does Shell sell Bronze, Silver, Gold gasoline (sorry, petrol) in the UK? Are they a sponsor?

    1. Re:Shell's Bronze, Silver, Gold gasoline by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      If they do then im sure they've sponsored the Olympics: "And thats another Shell-Bronze(tm) medal for the French, hopefully England can muster up another BP-Gold or at least a Haliburton Silver! Yes Jim, and don't forget BigMac cup starting in 20 minutes!"

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  141. Bug of 2012 by christophe · · Score: 1

    This is probably an idea of IT service companies, whos market has collapsed after the Y2K bug.
      How many computers and softwares will have to be fixed to NOT display 2012? Is it allowed to take it into mortgage calculations? Is this year supposed NOT to exist before the end of the not-to-be-named-event?
      This will lead in the UK to as much IT spendings as year 2000. Brilliant!

      To sustain the IT activities, I propose we 'forbid' a random year about every 10 years (a different one per country to make it funnier), and we change currencies in Europe every 20 years (the Euro was another huge change that the UK has not yet done).

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    1. Re:Bug of 2012 by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Let's call it a leap century and announce it has 99 years, 2013 following 2011 immediately.

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    2. Re:Bug of 2012 by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      Can we refer to the year as "<i>Anno Hegirae</i> 1433" instead, or will that get us locked up with the terrorists instead of the trademark infringers?

    3. Re:Bug of 2012 by christophe · · Score: 1

      > Anno Hegirae 1433

        In London, you would probably and immediately get shot in the head for telling that :-\

        But the idea is good. "2973 ab urbe condita" would be more European. Or "55 after Rome treaty".

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    4. Re:Bug of 2012 by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      Just thought of something!

      England is a monarchy still, so they can take a page from Japan's book and call the year "Elizabeth 61".

      With corporations and the like restricting the use of "AD" years (the Christian Pope, I imagine, has no legal authority in England), people will increasingly have to resort to using the years in the current monarch's reign.

      I can only imagine what those newfangled British Identity Cards will look like. "McDOUGAL, JOHN, DOB 23.12.2005 (Elizabeth 55; AH 1426; Heisei 16; insert in National ID Reader for more options...)

    5. Re:Bug of 2012 by christophe · · Score: 1

      > they can take a page from Japan's book and call
      > the year "Elizabeth 61".

        Like any idea, it is not new: it was the common custom almost everywhere ni many countries until a few hundred years ago.

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  142. Sue me! by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

    In summer 2012, war was beginning.

    Someone set up olympic the games!

    Main gold turn on!

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  143. ... Heh. by deemaunik · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the US' MPAA and RIAA's Lawyers got in touch with English Olypic Planning Officials. Zing.

  144. It's now official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Olympics and England are officially gay.

  145. Seeing a predictable patern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The same gov banned the use of *sexy* women and attractive men in all alcohol ads just a few weeks ago. Setting precedent through the exploitation of a demographic or cause with a follow-up of a practical application with corporate interests.

    The truth is, sponsors paid for advertising seen by people watching the Olympics. This broadening definition is troubling but hardly new to much of North America.

    Seeing a predictable pattern

    1. Re:Seeing a predictable patern by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

      The truth is, sponsors paid for advertising seen by people watching the Olympics. This broadening definition is troubling but hardly new to much of North America.


      Yeah, but the way the IOC has gone WAY overboard with protecting anything remotely connected with the olympics is reaching the point where the television audiences are going to start getting so annoyed they simply won't watch the olympics.

      I started doing this almost a decade ago; the way they present the olympics, combined with the insane rules and policies governing every tiny aspect of the games is just too much. Any magic or 'special' qualities the olympics once had have been killed by the rampant commercialization, the strict authoritarian control, and the excessive corruption of the IOC. I don't have the hard figures in front of me, but I'd guess that for the price of just one luxury weekend vacation for the top IOC members (first class flights and hotels, all for a few hours in a conference room to discuss how they can make a few extra dollars) they could send all the atheletes from a small country to compete in the games.

      The olympics are suppsoed to be non-profit, yet I can't seem to think of a for-profit company that's as rutheless and greedy as the IOC. As it stands, in terms of propesnity to file lawsuits and guarding their image, the olympics are second only to the Church of Scientology. Which is telling.

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  146. Summer 2012 by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    So I guess we won't be having a Summer in 2012.. oh well, lets all stay inside and play some Games then... oh wait, can't do that either!

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    1. Re:Summer 2012 by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I guess we won't be having a Summer in 2012" No different from any other year in the UK then.

  147. Kiss my Olympic ass by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

    Olympic. 2012. Gold. Summer. Games.

  148. 2012 will end up in an apocalypse by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1

    • Travel agencies will go bankrupt because they can't sell summer holidays anymore
    • The stock markets and the global economy will suffer major damage since they can't trade with gold and silver anymore
    • Every kindergarten in the country will be closed by law enforcement because they use games
    • A lot of people die in planes of the greek "Olympic Airways" when those planes where shot down because they didn't identify on the ATC radar screens.
    1. Re:2012 will end up in an apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  149. Unfair to small businesses by mjtg · · Score: 1

    Only rich mega-corporations have enough money to become official Olympic sponsors. What about small British companies ? They're contributing to the games through their taxes (presumably the British government is throwing dollars at the games), why shouldn't they get some benefit in return through spinoff advertising ?

  150. From what time Olympics is trademarked word? by Pecisk · · Score: 1

    I really doubt that they have ANY legal basis to do that. Ok, they can't show five olympic circles, it is trademarked. But my pick is that Olympics as word is not trademarked. So, I call it bullshit.
    Trademark your necesary trademarks and get done with it. Any other legal threats is just bullshiting.

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    1. Re:From what time Olympics is trademarked word? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      The problem is they don't, so they want to make it into a totally new law. Beyond trademarks, fair use, copyright and all the old stuff, and above it. According to the new law, thinking "Olympic Games" you're commiting thought-crime...

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  151. "The Olympics" is a PR machine. by nuntius · · Score: 1
    The Olympics are a huge, multi-thousand-year-old event. Saying that you can't refer to the olympics in your advertising is basically saying that you can't state facts about what you legally provide without paying someone.
    No; the modern Olympics were created less than a hundred years ago. Their original purpose was to glorify aristocracy, and they have adapted to glorifying consumerism and idol worship. The Olympics of today have no connection with ancient Greece.
    1. Re:"The Olympics" is a PR machine. by danila · · Score: 1

      If the present spirit of the Olympics was present in Ancient Greece, Coubertin would simply not be allowed to use the registered trademark that rightly belonged to the Ancient Greeks. :) He would have had to call his games something else.

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  152. There goes my T-Shirt business.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bugger. I suppose this means I won't be able to sell my "Fuck London and Fuck the London Olympics" T-Shirts without getting into trouble ?

    As usual I read stuff like this and wonder just how low humans can go... Every day it seems that the race is becoming more mindless, greedy and stupid.

    Bring on the asteroid, it's time for a fresh start ;)

  153. It hasn't been written into law by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a proposed law. There's lots of opportunities for it to be thoroughly mauled before it gets into the statute books.

    1. Re:It hasn't been written into law by garcia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wrong, in the US it's established law:

      From this Star Tribune article:

      The band's lawyer, Dennis Pelowski, said it considered fighting the committee after receiving the initial letter this spring but backed down when he read up on the matter.

      "The law is pretty clearly written," he said.

    2. Re:It hasn't been written into law by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      I think it was reasonable to assume that the law you were talking about was the law mentioned in TFA, as you didn't mention otherwise.

    3. Re:It hasn't been written into law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it's pretty reasonable to assume that an intelligent person would have done some research beforehand with a quick Google search to see exactly what I was talking about.

      Being that you area 4 digit UID user I would hope that you would have done it. Just because the rest of Slashdot has gone down hill doesn't mean I need to assume anything and/or baby them.

    4. Re:It hasn't been written into law by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Firstly, I doubt there's any correlation between Slashdot UID length and intelligence. The editors for instance have very low UIDs.

      Secondly, it is natural to assume that the disussion about a post is actually about the article in question unless otherwise specified. It's a bit of a reach to suggest that one should google around every post just in case they're talking about a completely different (if related) situation without saying so.

      Thirdly, you probably should have said "It's amazing that this crap was written in to law in the US" if you'd wished to be understood.

  154. Suntan lotion by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    "Suppose you are producing a suntan lotion, you can't say 'get bronze in London in 2012'.
    Yeah, you'd be infringing the act. The immorality however is that you'd be lying!

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  155. Just one more reason by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    to ban all commercial sports...

  156. How to get into trouble.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Silver Fox tours will offer the possibility to visit Mt. Olympus in the summer of 2012. Our tours are designed to match the need of the all citizens that have reached the golden age. Besides Athes we will also arrange a guided tour to an exhibiton of WWII medals and to a bronze age settlement.

  157. "Queen's English" - US expression? by fantomas · · Score: 1
    Is the "Queen's English" an American expression? Can anybody give me the root of where this phrase came from? In the UK I'm more aware of people talking about "BBC English" (but this is as much to do with pronunciation).


    As for the whole Olympic selling-off-of-words-and-banning-the-use-of, well hey, slashdot is home to libertarian capitalism right? Free market rules and all that? you wanted it, you got it. I'm a bit disappointed in Ken (Livingstone) myself, hope he makes a bit of noise. What's going to happen to my favourite chip sho, the Golden Fish Bar?

    1. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you haven't been paying attention, it's liberal economics and is about as anti-capitalist and anti-libertarian as you can get.

      anti-capitalist because it's stifles rather then competes.

      anti-libertarian because big dollars are attempting to control speech.

      There's a subtle difference between seeing a ford sign and it's affiliated symbol while watching the Olympics on my tele vs a coke commercial promoting a specific athlete. The proposed law goes well beyond what is acceptable and reasonable.

    2. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is the "Queen's English" an American expression? Can anybody give me the root of where this phrase came from? In the UK I'm more aware of people talking about "BBC English" (but this is as much to do with pronunciation).

      Oh, for shame...

      "Here will be an old abusing of God's patience, and the king's English." (Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor, act I, scene 4)
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    3. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by ninjaz · · Score: 1
      Apparently it dates from 16th century England and carries the connotation that the dialect it refers to is superior:

      http://www.allwords.com/word-Queen's%20English.htm l

      The only reference I have heard made to the queen growing up in the United States was when adults would try to instill a sense of nonchalance in children who giggled at flatulence. "Even the Queen of England farts!", is what they would say.

    4. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Monopoly is the ultimate capitalism. Capitalism itself has nothing to do with competition, and only everything to do with accumulating capital - even to the exclusion of anyone else's accumulation. Owning words is completely capitalist.

      "Liberal economics" is another term you've got wrong. "Liberal" means "free"; in economics, it means "freedom from laws" (originally foreign trade tariffs). People can own words only under law, as there is no "natural law" which can stop people from using property that isn't limited by material possession.

      And even "libertarian" means something different from your spin. Libertarians are "liberals" in the sense of freedom from laws: politically, they prefer the absolute minimum laws and state, sufficient solely to enforce contracts (if necessary at all). The IOC trademarking these words is a matter of contract, and their requirement the government enforce them, under trademark law, is completely consistent with libertarianism. The government sponsorship of the games is not - it's socialism, or the indistinguishable state capitalism. But the "word licenses" are entirely consistent with libertarianism.

      So, yes, I'm paying attention. I'm paying attention to you, and others who want as much money as possible, without the government interfering with how you take it. You invoke popular buzzwords like liberal, libertarian, capitalist, competition, but completely wrong. The difference between the meanings of those words and your use of them goes well beyond what is acceptable and reasonable. The word for your post is "propaganda".

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    5. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by Tony · · Score: 1

      "Liberal" means "free"

      Just to clarify, that's free as in "speech," not free as in "beer."

      The IOC trademarking these words is a matter of contract, and their requirement the government enforce them, under trademark law, is completely consistent with libertarianism.

      As a liberal with libertarian tendencies, I disagree. Ideally, controlling the use of words is not a state right, and so the state cannot enter into a contract vis-a-vis these words. The state cannot speak for me when negotiating these "word-contracts," either.

      We the people seem to have agreed to allow trademarks for the use in distinguishing products and services. However, the original agreement did not cover such common words as "games," or "gold," etc; it is supposed to cover unique phrases or singular words (such as made-up words like "Kodak"). Trademark laws have been twisted to this new use by greed.

      I understand that, for society to flourish, we must all agree on some common groundrules. But, for society to pleasantly flourish, we must also respect the soul of those groundrules, and not try to pervert them to our own purposes (which is what I believe is happening here).

      Of course, I also understand that a true libertarian society will never work for long, just as true communism will never work-- and for the same reasons. A certain portion of the citizenship will attempt to use the system against others in the system, for personal gain.

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    6. Re:"Queen's English" - US expression? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm a "libertian": I stand for liberty. It boils down to "your freedom to swing your fist ends at my nose". Of course, even that statement is an oversimplification of a way of life. Because after you do connect with my nose, the next swing can be expected to connect: you've constrained your own freedom by abusing it, and maybe increased my freedom to stop you from even swinging your fist, before it connects again.

      Libertarianism is interesting, if too linear, abusable by fascists for unaccountability, and too many syllables :). Since you've apparently thought this through, in your take on libertarianism, how do you see a libertarian government enforcing any intellectual property claims?

      As for "a certain portion of the citizenship attempting to use the system against others for personal gain", I'd say that an unknowably large majority will successfully abuse the system for personal gain. The key is balancing people's personal interests against one another, like your mutual interest with me not to be abused by another, and for universal consistency in mutual protection. People and our interests are too transient to be reliable, so we assign specialized workers to enforce those universal expectations: the state. The state is no different from any other incorporated organization, except that it can enforce universal compliance with only majority support, as no one can opt out of it. The problem with these trademarks is solely that they allow a newcomer (the IOC) to dilute existing terms, from the dictionary or mundane combinations, infringing on the "natural" brands. A capitalism absolutist who needs every possible kind of property to be owned by a specific owner would say that the state owns the "dictionary words" trademarks, and cannot license them in any way that would dilute their established meaning. But of course that would criminalize slang, and even mistakes (and other mutations), which would freeze and destroy the culture, the society, the people organized under the state.

      So it seems to me that libertarianism is consistent with the state entering into contracts, so long as they're valid. This one, trademark of common phrases, seems invalid. But there's nothing counter-libertarian about the state's contract suppressing some speech, like calling my new berry-tea beverage "Coke". It's the state establishing that Coca-Cola Corporation's nose begins at the word "Coke", and that I can't swing my tea at it.

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  158. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by MagicDude · · Score: 1

    "In a related story, the Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for the use of the suffix.. lympics." -Kent Brockman

  159. In other news... by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 2, Funny

    LONDON (Reuters) - In a press release, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced its intention to pursue legal action against Robert Louis Stevenson, over his poem Summer Sun, for two "illicit" uses of the word "golden", and one of the word "summer".

    Stevenson, being long dead, declined to respond. However, visitors to his grave on Mount Vaea on Upolu, Samoa, have reported hearing a grinding sound from underground, as of something rotating in the dirt.

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  160. Blah blah by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    The Olympics is just a glorified commercial event now. I had no motivation to watch them last year.

  161. Seattle by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    That's why the Olympics will never come to Seattle, as we have a great view of the Olympic Mountains, so a large number of businesses are named after them.

  162. I've been against this from the beginning by Builder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was cheering for Paris all the way through the selection process.

    As a result of London winning the olympics, my council tax is going to go up. I have to pay more each month for the next several years, to make the IOC richer. What did I do wrong ? I simply picked the wrong place to live.

    Apparantly about 300 businesses are being forced off their land for this circus as well, and the potential job losses look to number around 20,000 at the moment. This is 20,000 local people who will be out of work so that some people can run around in circles.

  163. that's it by kwoff · · Score: 1

    Yet another bit of culture ruined by commercialization. I'm never watching the olympics again.

  164. This just in... by Drasil · · Score: 1

    In order to maintain public calm, the word 'Freedom' is no longer to be used in it's archaic sense. Freedom now means: 'Conducting one's life in accordance with the wishes of our Glorious Leaders'.

  165. cheers! by fantomas · · Score: 1

    cheers! You learn something every day... I never did get much beyond Macbeth with Shakespeare....

  166. The f*cking thieves! by jesterpilot · · Score: 1

    This so called "Olympic comittee" stole the year "2012" from The Original, CycleVision 2012 recumbent event, to be held in the summer of 2012. Our summer! Our year! Prior art! It's the IP of the dutch recumbent riders!
    Sue them!

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  167. Olympics(tm) suck my balls(tm)! by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly what happened in the last Olympics and the one before that, this is basically what the Olympics is about. As a Londoner I say go with it - Im not going to bother watching any of that bullshit, but if it means we can fleece stupid tourists out of their money and can all get something out of this for free (more transport systems etc) then go for it! You just have to remember that the Olympics is a bastardised version of some ancient Greek custom and its sole purpose is to make wonga. As far as im concerned, sponsors can have their advertising and businesses can make their profit as long as the general population is not going to be hampered by this, the locals are the most important people here.

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  168. Win a Gold in the corruption event by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    The UK/London is going to vie with previous olympic venues to try to make these the most corrupt games ever - generating as much money as possible to the various corporations and the back pockets of those on the supposedly independent olympic committee.

    The olympics are about money, the big lie is to pretend that it is about sport.

  169. 776 BC, public domain by now? by matt+me · · Score: 1

    I have a suspicision that if the first olympics were held in 776 BC, the word should have entered into the public domain around the time of the 25th dynasty of Egypt.

    1. Re:776 BC, public domain by now? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In 2000 years, people will still be wondering why Disney's Mickey Mouse still hasn't entered in to the public domain.

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    2. Re:776 BC, public domain by now? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Trademarks have no expiration. You can hold them forever. This has absolutely nothing to do with copyright.

    3. Re:776 BC, public domain by now? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Trademarks do so have a expiration, allow greed to get you to use it stupidly enough and you can expire that trademark pretty quickly (M$=B$ trademarks born of greed and user experience).

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  170. OB: Monty Python by laejoh · · Score: 0
    from episode17
    BBC Man: These are the words that are not to be used again on this programme.
    He clicks the clicker. On screen appear the following slides:

    B*M
    B*TTY
    P*X
    KN*CKERS
    W**-W**
    SEM PRINI

    A girl comes into shot.

    Girl: Semprini!?
    BBC Man (pointing): Out!
  171. Wooosssshhhh! by benito27uk · · Score: 1

    That's the sound the joke made flying straight over your head.

  172. Now we know why we eat snickers by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Funny

    And not Marathon as I still miss.

    Damn you Mars!

    I hope Heineken make an 'illegal' NOT THE OLYMPICS can of lager.

    Like they did with the Pint can of Lager 'contravenes some daft euro law!!'

    Great, more British than British!

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  173. These guys need a new logo .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that reflects their sensible and considerate policies:

    http://www.axelwolf.org/images/oly.png

  174. "olympic" is controlled in the US too by steve_l · · Score: 1

    I think Olympic is only allowed as a tradename of companies based in the Olympic Peninsula, WA.

    If the IOC had their way, that bit of the mountain range would probably be renamed, or DRM in cameras would stop you photographing the mountains from seattle.

    what is new is an attempt to control phrases like "summer 2012" or "london 2012" that dont have the word olympic in. Well, serves them right for using a campaign "London 2012" that didnt have the word olympic in; now they have to live by the consequences.

  175. Only in America... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ah yes, another utterly and abhorrently stupid bill which seeks to empower the rich at the cost of the poor, will have horrible side-effects, and spits in the face of any concepts of equality or freedom.

    Only in America could such a bill....oh.....wait....

  176. Make British Pubs Sell Crap Beer by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Crap Euro Industrial Lager or American Macro Lager instead of real ale? No thanks.

    Just say "The Games".

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  177. So, I guess we'll see ads for by jejones · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "The new Jaguar for the year between 2011 and 2013."

    "Tonight: Sean Connery as James Bond in Atomic Number 79-Finger, followed by The Endless Hot Season."

    "Get an X-Box bundled with two exciting, uh, things that you play, for just..."

  178. Well... by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

    > technically illegal for pubs to use chalkboards to flag up coverage of the Games

    Stupid over-reaction by the poster or the BBC.
    My local pub has T Shirts for sale that say "2012 Hackney Olympics". The organisers aren't going after them, and in the same way they won't go after pubs for advertising TV coverage!

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  179. I won't take any chances by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like a good reason to totally ignore any event occuring in Europe between 2011 and 2013.

    Just to be, y'know, totally certain that I'm not unintentionally breaking any law. I suppose I'd better avoid any company claming association with said event(s), since I wouldn't want to give my money to someone who wasn't an authorized sponser.

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  180. Re:What about the other 1.46b? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

    Broadcasting rights? They must be easily more than that. And then there's ticket sales...

    I think the tax money is going to building new stadiums, that sort of thing. Not to marketing.

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  181. Googlebomb Time by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    I suggest we googlebomb "2012 Olympics" to that goat whatever .cz site which contains the appropriate photograpic response to this sort of behavior.

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  182. UK Govt = thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one will be having some very animated words with my Member of Parliament - the tax money of the UK populace was used to fund the bid that brought these damn "games" (oh sorry, can't use that word, shall I say "hobbies" instead), under the premise that it would bring great economic benefit to London's more deprived areas.
    If everyone except the governments paymasters are locked out of these purported benefits, then why are we bothering? Moreover, why should any more of my tax revenues go towards helping HMG's shady friends fill their pockets?

    Besides, the government and courts both know that regulating the language people may or may not use cannot ever work.
    If they keep this crap up, then it's only a matter of time before cheeky cockney entrepreneurs rename it as "the MMXII estival steroid-abuse contest" or something equally catchy, and I'm sure that will do wonders for their brand...

  183. Torrent...no. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    Good lord, no. Boobies photographed through water and recorded on a 1980 VCR at (probably) EP setting of an over-the-air broadcast on a minimal quality tape that's over 20 years old? We didn't have anything better back then, but today...go surf the usenet. ;-)

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  184. So I'm a little late to the party by narcolepticjim · · Score: 1

    But will Olympus just rename itself Bob's Cameras for the duration, or what?

  185. Sue this by foolish_to_be_here · · Score: 1

    'Olympic', '2012', 'gold', 'summer' and 'games'................

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  186. *Golf Clap* nt by reidbold · · Score: 1

    *Golf Clap*

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  187. Having read the bill by BridgeGarth · · Score: 1

    It seems (to me) that this story a bit overblown. The use of combinations of these words will be prohibited if they imply an association between The London Olympics and the the goods/service being advertised or the provider of such goods or services. Now the lawyers may claim that me putting an advert in my pub: "Live Olympics on Big Screen TV" is suggesting an association between me and the Olympics; I would say that is a very hard claim to make. On the other hand there is lots of reference to how the Home Secretary shall act to comply with "The Host City Contract". Making laws to comply with a contract rather than vice-versa seems wholly immoral.

  188. The "T" card by rfrenzob · · Score: 1

    I'm susprized they didn't play the trump "terrorism" card as was done several years ago.

  189. Remember Concentration the game show? by nickyj · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, the non-sponsers using images that represent the words and putting

    Watch the 2000 + 12 Olym + Picks race for the Goldfish - Fish.

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  190. Listen to ads around the superbowl by evolutionaryLawyer · · Score: 1

    We have the same thing in the states around other big events. If you listen, people who aren't sponsors of the superbowl can't refer to the superbowl. So your local electronics store cannot tell you that you might wanna pick up a new big screen for the superbowl, they have to tell you to pick one up for "the big game". Your local grocery store cannot tell you to pick up extra bags of chips and beer for your superbowl party, it has to be your "bowl party".

  191. Obligatory /. Comment by jhhl · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome out new O*****c newspeak overlords!

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  192. But the games are in 2012! by wodeh · · Score: 1

    Who cares... I'm not sure how many people know this but 2012 is over six years from now.

    I don't care much about the Olympic games as it is, but the event is six years away- I don't think anyone is going to be watching it in pubs for a while.

    I guess this is a perfect time to announce the formation of my my new company: Olympic Summer corporation of Gold Games production Extreme 2012 Ultra!

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  193. HAHA! Excellent. by fixinah · · Score: 1

    /me starts printing t-shirts saying "I was at the 2k12 summër Olympïcs". Come and get me bitches.

  194. Bah! by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I remember when the Olympics was about more than tawdry commercialism! I remember when the Olympics was nothing more than two greased up, naked warriors wrestling... not for any expected reward, but for the sheer fun of it! The current Olympic comittee is a disgrace to the spirit of those two oily naked men wrestling in the sun, their muscles glistening and flexing as they each struggle to gain the top position over their opponent.

    The Olympic comittee needs needs to drop the corporate whoring and get back to their roots! The need to go back to just the two naked guys wrestling, and get in touch with who they really are -- what the Olympics is REALLY about!

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  195. Re:XBOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry pal - that's trademarked too...

  196. Quick thoughts on who might be affected... by Calyth · · Score: 1

    Jewelers, KFC (their ads about how people should buy their Fried Chicken before Fall comes), Expedia (their ads about how people should have vacations between Spring and Fall), Internet Cafe (they can't advertise their installation of FPS or Role Playing Simulations), etc etc...
    The International (competition with a Greek name) Committee was already bad enough at Vancouver BC for the Winter competition coming up, and this is just too far. Why don't they ban our thoughts while they're at it. Perhaps a boycott is in order.

  197. Re:Sponsors to demand Olympic Letter Management (O by squoozer · · Score: 1

    How did this get moderated interesting. Are the moderators all smoking crack? This is one of the funniest posts I have seen on /. in ages.

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  198. Gives new meaning to: Buy A Word by Tungbo · · Score: 1

    Hmm. How much for "to" ?
    Beat I could make a mint on that one!

    While the strong arm tactics of the IP enforcers are deplorable, the significant fact here is that "a special law" was passed to enhance the IP protection of this event. Some of the standard defenses against trademark suits was specifically eliminated. Here is a clear case of legislating for the benefit of a small group of businesses.

    On the other hand, IS still the only events watched by a large % of humanity where people from differerent cultures are treated with respect and interest. Contrast this with the pervasive sniping and putdown of other cultures in the popular media: Polish jokes, Freedom Fries, any one?

    With this perspective, the is still valuable. Even more so if there were unfettered coverage of all events. Unfortunately, the need to obtain commercial funding distorts and limits its effectiveness.

    1. Re:Gives new meaning to: Buy A Word by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      How much for "to" ?
      Dammit, it's "too"! Can't anybody around here get that right?
  199. Easy fix by superpixel2000 · · Score: 1

    Hi, Scip Mylo here, reporting from the (insert Chinese calendar year here) large sporting event attended by the peoples of the world.

    Done. What's the problem? Excuse me while I get back to not double-clicking on illegal plugin technologies on my VAX system...

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  200. Bullshit summary by northcat · · Score: 1

    As usual, the slashdot summary is completely misleading and sesationalising. Please RTFA.

    1. Re:Bullshit summary by praxis · · Score: 1

      I read the article, and the summary was really not sensationalizing. It's true that businesses are worried that such broad and strict legislation could hamper their ability to gain benefit from the games which they help pay for through taxes. It article stated there are already laws in place to combat true hijack marketing, and the businesses are crying foul that this goes too far. That's pretty much what the summary said.

  201. Possibly the most expensive post ever... by gillrock · · Score: 1

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    NBA Finals, March Madness, Sweet Sixteen, Elite Eight, Final Four

    Superbowl, Wild Card Weekend, AFC Championship Game, NFC Championship Game, Half Time Show, Vince Lombardi Trophy

    Stanley Cup Playoffs

    All Star Game

    MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA, NCAA, MLS, PBA, PGA

    Olympic Games, Olympiad, Olympics, Olympian, London 2012, london2012.com, 2012london.com, Citius, Altius, Fortius/Faster, Higher, Stronger, Summer, Games, (What the hell) Winter, medals, gold, silver, bronze, 2012, sponsor.

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  202. As a Londoner... by James+A.+D.+Joyce · · Score: 1

    ...I recommend moderating the parent comment up. The only way to deal with terrorist attacks is humour.

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  203. Beijing 2008 and Tibetans under occupation? by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 1
    How about we just cut the crap and stop trying to stop people from simply living. [....] Maybe we can start a new trend of just selling our human rights for profit! Because right now they're just being stolen.

    You're worried about your human rights being sold for profit? What do you think the official organizers of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese Communist Party, are doing in Chinese-occupied Tibet every single day? The London games organizers may be greedy and stupid assholes but are they wiping out whole nations (not just Tibetans but Uighurs too) while the "corporate sponsors" (i.e. governments and multinationals of the world) are not just clapping their hands but actively participating in feeding the oppressive machinery of China's neo-imperial dictators.

    If awarding the olympic games to Berlin in 1936 was a grave mistake, Moscow 1980 (at the height of USSR's expansionist frenzy) and soon Beijing 2008 are all the proof one needs to show that vague concepts like humanity, brotherhood and fair play (between peoples) have no place left in today's "olympic movement by multinationals".

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  204. 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a second, so people who aren't sponsors can't use 2012!?

    Man, this stinks for Car companies, Video game companies (So much for sports games ending in 2012), US presidential races ("Decision 2012") and college and high schools (Class of 2012).

    They're all in deep trouble. Run folks, the BRITISH AND THE IOC ARE AFTER YOU! AHHH!

  205. Non-profit? Now *that* should be modded "Funny" by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, the Olympics are non-profit... for the athletes.

    For everyone else involved, there's an absolutely incredible amount of money flying in all directions.

    Results 1 - 10 of about 61,900 for IOC corruption. (0.20 seconds

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  206. What if your product won a non-Olympic gold medal? by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    What if your London brew-pub won a "best beer" gold medal from an organization other than the Olympics? Are you not allowed to advertise that fact? Completely stupid.

  207. I boycott the "'the-events-who-must-not-be-named'" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Following a particularly bad coverage of the olympics*, I boycott the olympics and preferentially avoid products I see involved.

    The olympics have a long history of sponsorship and propaganda, but there is a international spirit to the event with people from all ends of the earth joining in. In the time I made to sit down and watch some olympic coverage**, that spirit was missing. The few American ( 's look good ) events covered were mostly commentators and commercials and the occasional interruption from the actual sport. No only did I loose interest in watching the olympics, I boycott to discourage this type of coverage spreading. Who knows, the Olympics may be worth watching again someday.
      - #1

    * I forget what season it was, probably between 1995 and 2000.

    ** 5-10 hours for the event.

  208. What year is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I'm not allowed to say!

  209. oh man by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until 2012 when in the summer duke nukem will go gold, looks like a good time for games!!

    Uh oh, am i going to jail now?

  210. Why doesn't someone sue the Olympic committee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . to enforce actual trademark law, which means that the Olympic trademark only applies to the specific industry niche in which:

    1. They are registered to do business as Olympics
    2. They actually conduct business in that niche in which theya re registered, actively, and are not simply squatting on the brand
    and 3. The word is commonplace and the trademark should be nullified, because the stupidity and greed of that organization is of Olympic proportions

  211. Keen by Godeke · · Score: 1

    Wow. So your all keen for the idea that private property should control fashion choices? Malls are private property and yet I somehow doubt that too many are going to banning customers from entering because they happen to be wearing a "non authorized" logos.

    Oh wait, they already did:

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/03/04/iraq.us a.shirt.reut/

    Arrested for wearing clothing purchased *purchased within the mall itself* mind you, which takes the whole thing to a new level of lunacy. That would be akin to selling Coke at the games and then arresting those who bought it.

    Of course, this is a political decision by the mall, akin to the removal of our politcal process from public venues to private property where the audiences can be hand picked for loyalty. Surely commercial enforcement of logos in the mall is a great idea too. "Sorry sir, we don't sell product X here, you have to leave."

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  212. The charges were later dropped by Kombat · · Score: 1

    Fascinating story, I'd honestly not heard of that incident. I did a little more digging, and it turns out the mall realized what PR disaster they'd created for themselves, and dropped the charges. While I still condone the mall's right to restrict what people wear on their private premises, it is obviously blatently hypocritical to expell a patron for wearing a shirt he purchased at that very same mall.

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    1. Re:The charges were later dropped by Godeke · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that you are interested in photography. Perhaps you will find this of interest as well (beware where you point your camera):

      http://newurbanist.blogspot.com/2005/01/copyrighti ng-of-public-space.html

      The reality is that more and more of the space that the public inhabits is becoming privatized. While I'm in agreement that private property owners have rights, including the right to remove anyone for any reason, it would seem that some sort of balance is needed when spaces that are used by the general public have become private as the norm, and true "public spaces" are exceedingly rare. Here where I live the entire downtown is private property: including the roads and sidewalks, thanks to an overzealous "urban renewal" program. Because of that program I could be arrested for trespassing simply by being there (in fact, that was part of the plan: the privatized streets and sidewalks mean that the homeless are no longer simply loitering, they are trespassers on private property).

      You could argue the merits of such actions (if the urban renewal plan goes well, I'm sure not many will complain that you can't reach the courthouse without potentially trespassing on private property), but as a trend it indicates to me that true public spaces will become a thing of the past.

      Back to the topic of photography. I notice that photography of the Eiffel tower at night is illegal. Likewise, some buildings are trademarked so strictly speaking, photographing your family in front of such a building and posting it on the web might draw legal fire.

      Some info on these issues: http://photography.about.com/library/weekly/aa1006 03b.htm

      Likewise, I notice you have a picture of people at a beach. Do you have a signed model release from the subjects? (Particularly, the man in a red cap with man-breasts in the picture of the lifeguard... I would look for judicial relief if I was on the web looking like that.)

      My point is that our society has become so "private property" happy that just about anything you do is a potential litigation point. It is awfully unlikely that people will come after you for your photographs, but if someone was in a particularly foul mood they could construe your site as a commercial exploitation of the photography because it includes a resume. (I can't find *that* link right now, but that was the legal argument used against a computer programmer's personal website who had *something* that *someone* was unhappy about: even though no advertisements were used, the posting of a resume turned the site "commercial" in the eyes of the prosecution.)

      The question to you: do you believe that all "private rights" are reasonable when pushed to such limits? You said that it was "blatantly hypocritical to expel a patron..." and yet "blatantly hypocritical" wouldn't be a legal defense to trespassing (since the actual charge wasn't actually regarding the shirt, simply the right of a private property owner to expel anyone for any reason). I'm glad they dropped the charges, but what would your opinion be if they had not? In my view, the charges are independent of the *reason* they didn't want him in the store, meaning the man could theoretically have served jail time for "blatantly hypocritical actions". Likewise, I think that quite a bit of the photography laws seem fairly absurd when stretched to where the legal system will allow them to go. I'm sure every citizen of the US if a copyright or trademark infringer in regards to those laws. Do you think that such stretching of the laws in simply hypocritical (which doesn't buy much for the infringer since that's a meaningless idea in the courts) or perhaps unfair.

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  213. Re:Sponsors to demand Olympic Letter Management (O by Vombatus · · Score: 1

    The only crack the moderators see is also known as goatse

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  214. Talking of that.. by matt+me · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible to Trademark the TM logo. Surely?

    1. Re:Talking of that.. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      leave it to a Slashdotter to bring recursion into a discussion about the olympics. Nicely done!

  215. The law talks about combining words... by ArtStone · · Score: 1

    Although understanding the truth may not be the point, the proposed law talks about combining that list of words, not the individual words, for instance:

    "Fly Acme Airlines to the 2012 games in London"
    "Go for the gold in 2012 with an Acme credit card"
    "Acme - the official fish and chips of the Summer Games"

    Anyhow, the Olympics is about athletic competition, not the money (right?)

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  216. Blatant USOC Baiting by dabuttminster · · Score: 1

    This guy is blatantly baiting the United States Olympic Committee trademark enforcement gestapo

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  217. Perhaps the Games are on the way out anyway... by Chadhulhu · · Score: 1

    I think that this bill is simply a way of covering the Games' tail. TV ratings for the Games have dropped considerably in the 500-channel universe, and the "official" sponsors don't need the Games nearly as much as the Games need the ad revenue. Don't get me wrong: Sydney had some very spectular moments and the whole fortnight in Athens was wrapped in the sheer energy of the Games being "home." It's harder than ever, though, to get excited about an event when it's getting more and more corrupted by those who only see dollar signs in the Olympic dream. Greed will cripple the Games until the "sponsors" won't support it anymore.

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  218. what about not-to-be-named-year's Windows release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow ! I can't wait seeing an ad saying "Microsoft Windows 2012, best platform for games and office use"

    (all trademarks acknowledged)

  219. stupid by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

    why don't they just trademakr A E I O U and sometimes Y