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GTA Sex Game Leads to ESRB Fracas

At first, it was nothing more than a rumour. A "sex mini-game" in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, left in the code for the PC version and unlocked by inquisitive players. Then, as more and more information became available it seemed as though the sex game might be real. This revelation has lead to California Speaker pro-tem Yee blasting the ESRB for their apparent slip-up in examining all the content in the game. The ESRB has responded by pledging a "thorough and objective investigation" of the claims to get to the bottom of the situation. Commentary is available from Joystiq, GamesAreFun, and Buttonmashing.

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  1. Better Quesiton by Quasar1999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did the ESRB rate the mini-games that came with MS office apps, namely the flight sim with Excel and the DOOM clone with Word?

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    1. Re:Better Quesiton by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      doom clone with word? someone fill me in, i have 40 minutes to kill at work on a windows/office pc. =D

    2. Re:Better Quesiton by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Any screenshots?
      All this will do is fan the flames of the "video games turn kids into depraved sex clowns" crowd.
      At some point though, this could be criminal- If this has been sold to under 18s in the US, it is a crime in many states to give under 18s adult materials...
      "get to the bottom of the situation"
      This is a situation I would like to keep abreast of, and stay on top of
      Sounds like this game is getting a rise out of some people.
      Does the game come with a "joystick"?

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    3. Re:Better Quesiton by zaffir · · Score: 1

      I've seen some. Not that it helps any because i don't have links to them - i thought they were just reallly good photoshops - but they're out there.

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    4. Re:Better Quesiton by milkman_matt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually this is getting to be re-godamned-diculous. A couple points here:

      1) the ESRB gave this game the highest age rating possible aside from "Adults only" which I think should be reserved only for X rated type stuff anyway, which GTA (although some may disagree) falls short from this. If anything it would qualify for an NC-17 in film ratings standards, so M for Mature is more than acceptable.

      1a) This guy is an ASS for blasting the ESRB for this, as they gave it a rating that dictates it shouldn't be sold to anyone under 17 anyway (essentially, NC17) what's he expect them to do? Now if they gave it an E for Everyone or something, then yeah, he may have a point.

      2) "or their apparent slip-up in examining all the content in the game." now I read about this 'hack' for the ps2 version of GTA:SA and if I remember correctly in order to do it you had to copy a savegame from your memory card to your computer, edit some content on it, copy it back over to the memory card, and you're good to go. My guess is the PC version required a lot of the same hacking, it's just easier to 'enable' it due to the release of install packages for it that just modify your savegames on your HDD. Either way, Does this asshat REALLY expect the ESRB to go through this trouble to find easter eggs (for lack of a better term) like this and rate THEM as well? People had to go through A LOT of trouble in order to get their games to have these scenes in it, you can hardly hold the ratings board accountable for people doing things like this. This guy is absolutely ridiculous.

      -matt

    5. Re:Better Quesiton by jump91 · · Score: 1

      GTA-SA is already rated Mature. Why is there a need to make Adults Only?

    6. Re:Better Quesiton by endy64 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's called "Hall of Tortured Souls", here are some obligatory screenshots: http://www.atomic-eggs.com/windows/exc.html#a2

    7. Re:Better Quesiton by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      FWIW, there's actually some theories that it's built on the Doom 95 code base...

      Also, that's Excel 95, not Word (to correct the grandparent's post)...

    8. Re:Better Quesiton by evolutionaryLawyer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      1) the ESRB gave this game the highest age rating possible aside from "Adults only" which I think should be reserved only for X rated type stuff anyway, which GTA (although some may disagree) falls short from this. If anything it would qualify for an NC-17 in film ratings standards, so M for Mature is more than acceptable.

      NC-17 is the new X. MPAA replaced it like 10 years ago.

    9. Re:Better Quesiton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ridiculous is spelled with an 'i'

    10. Re:Better Quesiton by Babbster · · Score: 1

      Hello, Mr. Pedantic. He mentioned NC-17 in his post, so he (like most people) is probably well aware that it replaced the "official" MPAA X rating. Of course, although unofficial, the X rating is actually still in use by films who would never submit themselves to the MPAA rating in the first place. The majority of adult films do prefer the more "extreme" XXX designation but some producers like the classic elegance of the single X.

    11. Re:Better Quesiton by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Funny

      Despite all this I can't help but laugh.

      Like usual all of a sudden I want to get my hands on a copy of this game I have been putting off buying for months...

    12. Re:Better Quesiton by evolutionaryLawyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wasn't just being pedantic, it actually undercuts his argument. He says games should get an AO only when it features "X rated content". He then states the game rightly got an M rating because it featured NC-17 level content. If NC-17 replaced X, then NC-17 is X-rated content. But hey, if expecting a person's argument to be logical is being pedantic, I apologize.

    13. Re:Better Quesiton by Babbster · · Score: 1
      I see your point now. Your initial post apparently didn't hit the right pathway in my brain. My apologies.

      I'll also pat myself on the back for having the foresight to mod my previous post down to 1. :)

    14. Re:Better Quesiton by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Its good to have games only your grand father can buy. But the state's struggles to bring money in are more important, could the elected ones focus more on this?

    15. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with all your points, except for a minor quibble:

      Does this asshat REALLY expect the ESRB to go through this trouble to find easter eggs (for lack of a better term) like this and rate THEM as well? People had to go through A LOT of trouble in order to get their games to have these scenes in it, you can hardly hold the ratings board accountable for people doing things like this. This guy is absolutely ridiculous.

      Since the certification is a voluntary process, you'd expect Rockstar to volunteer that kind of information voluntarily. I think they're no blasting the ESRB, but Rockstar.

    16. Re:Better Quesiton by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      Well, the reason that NC-17 was created was to separate the "X-rated" (i.e. p0rn) from the "adult only" films ("Angel Heart", "The Doom Generation"). Believe it or not, this change was actually made after a lot of pressure from, of all people, Siskel and Ebert, who dedicated several whole shows and columns in support of what they called the "A" rating.

      More to the point, though, I think the original poster was saying: M would be like "NC-17" (adult but not necessarily pr0n) and AO would be the traditional idea of "X-rated".

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    17. Re:Better Quesiton by tricorn · · Score: 1

      The problem with "X" is that it wasn't trademarked, hence there was no control of its use. "X-rated" really means "unrated". There are some things you can't put in even an NC-17 rated movie.

    18. Re:Better Quesiton by anagama · · Score: 3, Funny


      No doubt -- this will send sales through the roof. Why doesn't someone break down and just make a great porn game? I mean, anyone remember Passionate Patty? If Larry got some in the early 90s, why isn't any one doing something similar anymore? Even with EGA graphics, helping Larry get laid was a blast. Nowadays, all we get is FPS after FPS? Damnit ... I'd really like an FPF instead!!

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    19. Re:Better Quesiton by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      Its good to have games only your grand father can buy.
      I don't think there are many stores that will sell games, or anything else, really, to the dead.
    20. Re:Better Quesiton by bedroll · · Score: 1
      Since the certification is a voluntary process, you'd expect Rockstar to volunteer that kind of information voluntarily. I think they're no blasting the ESRB, but Rockstar.

      How technical do you think ESRB evaluators are? I don't personally know, but I would imagine that they're probably not technical enough to get directions on how to change the game (PC or PS2 versions) and actually follow through on it. Unless you think that Rockstar should've created the app to mod the game themselves, but if they did that then I could understand the criticism they're getting now, which is even more idiotic than the criticism they've gotten before.

    21. Re:Better Quesiton by HazukiRyo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Either way, Does this asshat REALLY expect the ESRB to go through this trouble to find easter eggs (for lack of a better term) like this and rate THEM as well? People had to go through A LOT of trouble in order to get their games to have these scenes in it, you can hardly hold the ratings board accountable for people doing things like this. This guy is absolutely ridiculous. The ESRB doesn't actually play the games they rate. The developer/publisher/whatever generally provides a video of the most "objectionable" content, and the ESRB people rate the game based on the video. If this minigame was on the disc, whether it's easily accessible or not, Rockstar should have made the ESRB aware of it. If developers are allowed to leave things like this out of what they show the ESRB, then the whole rating system simply breaks down.

    22. Re:Better Quesiton by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Why doesn't someone break down and just make a great porn game?

      The Japanese make lots, some translated to English. See Hentai Game Reviews.

    23. Re:Better Quesiton by tommertron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since the certification is a voluntary process, you'd expect Rockstar to volunteer that kind of information voluntarily. I think they're no blasting the ESRB, but Rockstar.

      Yeah, but the sex game was never meant to be found by anyone, so why should they release that info? PLUS, the whole point of the ratings is that people won't be surprised by content they weren't expecting. If someone goes looking for this game, they're expecting it, right? And any kid who goes to the trouble to find this in a game could just as easily type "sex xxx" into Google anyway.

      It's just a case of a politician trying to create anger and get popular because it looks like he's standing up for the public good.

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    24. Re:Better Quesiton by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      What I really want to know is, when will my nude patch for Tomb Raider, or my hentai character packs for Doom 3 bump THOSE games up to AO? Eh?

      The ESRB should be required to rate games pro-actively based upon what people COULD do with them, not with what the designers actually provide.

      I mean after all, the ESRB is obviously psychic, they should be able to tell the future and rate accordingly. That's the only way I can see this blowhard asshole's complaints being valid.

    25. Re:Better Quesiton by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      If this minigame was on the disc, whether it's easily accessible or not, Rockstar should have made the ESRB aware of it. If developers are allowed to leave things like this out of what they show the ESRB, then the whole rating system simply breaks down.

      But the thing is, we don't even know their reasons for leaving it on the disc, it's not part of the game, it was probably some part that they scrapped in order to not 'go too far' so they just decided "let's not use this" and put a patch over it. Who's to say they ever expected anyone to find it, it's not officially part of the game, and it took a lot of time on somebody's part to uncover the fact that it was actually there, why should they be expected to tell the ESRB "Hey there's this part of the game on that disc that may never see the light of day, and is not accessable by any normal means, but ..." I mean, have you seen what it takes to enable that on the PS2 version!? (the primary platform for this game..?) You actually have to copy your save game off of your memory card and onto your computer, hack some files, copy it back to the memory card and then load it up, this is not every day practice by any means and should really be considered a non-issue by any standards.

    26. Re:Better Quesiton by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Hahahah, that'd be devistating for sales having nothing but AO titles available, even Super Mario Bros would be AO if you go by that criteria!

    27. Re:Better Quesiton by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      You are definately right on all counts. There was an article written by Ebert in 1999 for Variety that basically says: "Valenti -- you really screwed this up and you should have listed to us 10 years ago!"

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    28. Re:Better Quesiton by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Funny

      He said "great" not "so bad it hurts AND involving elementary school children".

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    29. Re:Better Quesiton by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      or my hentai character packs for Doom 3

      I wasn't aware there was anyone else adding characters to Doom 3. Well, except for Teddy and Vahl, of course.

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    30. Re:Better Quesiton by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      He said "great" not "so bad it hurts AND involving elementary school children".

      Many actually involve HIGH school children. One precis at random:

      The Maid's Story
      Have you ever wanted to realize your dreams of having a job where you live in a mansion and train and sexually assault three young maids? The Maid's Story helps you realize this plausible fantasy. You play a jobless college graduate who is offered a job out of the blue training three maids with the help of an attractive personal secretary. Training includes cooking, cleaning, laundry, and about 50 sex acts among various other tasks. When one of the maids seems reluctant you're more than willing to ask her "how about a roaring fist?"
    31. Re:Better Quesiton by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the sex game was never meant to be found by anyone, so why should they release that info? PLUS, the whole point of the ratings is that people won't be surprised by content they weren't expecting.

      Somebody else had already brought this up in another post, but I think it is -very- important, have you seen the ratings box on the game box?

      Mature 17+
      Blood and Gore
      Intense Violence
      Strong Language
      Strong Sexual Content
      Use of Drugs

      Looks like they covered it pretty well to me.

    32. Re:Better Quesiton by Mundocani · · Score: 1

      Except that "Strong Sexual Content" != "Explicit Sexual Content"

      Wiggling your joystick in rhythm to make some guy fuck a chick goes a little beyond strong imho.

    33. Re:Better Quesiton by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I was reading an old EGM issue today where they say the ESRB takes 50 volunteers, usually non-gamers, and shows them a VIDEO of the worst parts of the game.The testers never actually touch the game. They just see the game's naughty parts and vote on a rating.

    34. Re:Better Quesiton by bedroll · · Score: 1
      So, in that case, it would only be reasonable that a part of the game that was taken out before release - and is only accessible via modification - wouldn't be included in that video.

      At least that's my opion.

      As an aside, I thought it was kinda funny that Fox 5 news in NY had a piece on this story today. Looks like the media has decided to really take this mainstream.

    35. Re:Better Quesiton by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Ah, I, too, live in New York, and saw that same story (I don't normally watch FOX News, and listening to that story reminded me why). Essentially, FOX made it out to be like "Game companies are trying to sell your kids porn. These games aren't for adults. These games are about mindless sex and force your kids for hours to have nothing but the filthiest of sex."

      I exaggerate a little, but, honestly, to get the freakin' mini-game, you need to download a mod, which means you need to know the mini-game exists in the FIRST PLACE, which means you've probably seen a LOT worse than a couple of low detailed game characters doing whatever the game is about.

    36. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the sex game was never meant to be found by anyone

      I take issue with that. If the sex game is never meant to be found, why put it in the first place? Easter eggs ARE meant to be found; it may take a long time, it maybe hard, but you put it knowing someone will find it.

    37. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I'd say that a sheet of paper with some text on it would be all it takes. I don't think that "put memoty card in, turn on game, pause, take out memory card, unpause" is as hard as you think it is. And the reviewers REVIEW GAMES for a living, for chrissakes. You'd think they'd know how to operate a console.

      It's not like you need to take a soldering iron to the console; its more of an "Up Down Up Down A B" hack.

    38. Re:Better Quesiton by tommertron · · Score: 1

      But the only way someone will find it is if they're looking for it. It's not some thing you might happen upon in the game. You need to download a hack and apply it to the game. Again - no surprises here. You'll know what you're going to find.

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    39. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      If you go to the movies and walk into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you darn well know what you're going to find.

      It still is rated R, NC-17, or whatever the hell it is rated. That is informative, and doing it systematically is a Good Thing.

      What is wrong with rating things accurately, acording to its contents?

    40. Re:Better Quesiton by tommertron · · Score: 1

      Nothing at all. It was rated according to the contents that users would experience during gameplay. Should the makers of Tomb Raider applied a Mature content rating because a hack allowed Lara Croft appear to be nude? Sure, with GTA the code was technically there, waiting to be unlocked by a hack, but for the end-user experience, what is the difference?

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    41. Re:Better Quesiton by bellmounte · · Score: 1

      I was more impressed that he was able to become so 'excited' while keeping his clothes on......

    42. Re:Better Quesiton by bedroll · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's a little more involved than that, for either the PS2 or PC version. Even after modders figured out how to do it for PS2 it's still more than "put memoty card in, turn on game, pause, take out memory card, unpause".

      I googled for the PS2 hack and found this (first hit):
      http://www.gta-sanandreas.com/forums/lofiversion/i ndex.php/t42730.html

      I downloaded the file linked in there to get the readme.txt and here's an exerpt:

      [3] Usage for PS2 Owners:
      Open your GTA San Andreas save using PS2 Save Builder (available from www.ps2savetools.com), right click on the file ending in .b (there may be several, if so repeat on each file you wish to alter the censor level for) and select Extract and save them somewhere. DO NOT CHANGE THE FILENAME! Once you have extracted the files delete them from within the save by right clicking on them and choosing Delete (note: only the files you extracted earlier should be deleted). Do not close PS2 Save Builder yet.

      Now simply drop the files, ONE AT A TIME, onto this program, choose the new censorship status, uncensored obviously, and then simply hit the 'Set status' button. Repeat for each file you extracted earlier.

      Now simply drag and drop all your changed files onto PS2 Save Builder and they will be added back into the GTA save. Save in your desired format and transfer back to your PS2.

      Please note: this process will alter the timestamp of your save when you transfer it back and this affects the last saved date shown in GTA: SA and cannot be avoided. IMPORTANT! PS2 owners cannot use the following devices/software for transfering the GTA saves: nPort, execFTPs, Xport (PS2 disc version 2.22 or below), Sharkport (PS2 disc version 2.22 and below), Action Replay (PS2 disc version 2.34 and below) - DO NOT USE THESE PRODUCTS WITH YOUR SAVE

      Keep in mind that this is after someone figured out how to modify the saved game. It requires a saved game modifier. The PC version isn't much better. Someone had to figure out what to modify in the main.scm file, or use the same method as the above link to modify the saved game.

      Again, I submit that I very highly doubt that anyone at the ESRB would've been able to do this without significant help. Help meaning that Rockstar would have to create the hacks for them to use and then provide similar instructions to the above. This is a ratings group, not a bunch of geeks like the /. crowd.

    43. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      If you place that content in the game, and there is a way --however convoluted-- to access it, you have absolutely no control over it once the game is sold. You cannot guarantee that users won't experience it during gameplay, so you should disclose its existence.

      Let me put it another way: If Animal Crossing had a convoluted way to access a GTA-like minigame, as a parent, wouldn't you like to know about it? Or would you be satisfied that "probably your 3-years old will never find it"?.

      And, if the minigame was never supposed to be accessed, why put it there in the first place?

    44. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. It was certainly a non-trivial hack. Still, I have to believe that Rockstar expected someone to find it, or they wouldn't have put it in there --the amount of work put in the minigame was also non-trivial. And with internet, it only takes one person.

      So, should a minigame this hard to find merit a change in rating? I posit that maybe the debate has merit. As the ratings stand now, this loophole would allow, let's say, including the same minigame in Mario Bros, as it would be really hard to find, right?

    45. Re:Better Quesiton by tommertron · · Score: 1
      Honestly, yes, I would be satisfied with that scenario (maybe if I was actually a parent I might change my mind.) I might be mad, but I'd know that I'm never going to totally be able to totally shield my child from violence and/or sex during their childhood - it's going to happen one way or another.

      I will concede that Rockstar maybe should have been more careful to purge that code from the release, but when they submitted their content for review, they presented what they thought was the final game, which didn't include the sex-game.

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    46. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      I guess the ESRB just needs to clarify exactly what it is they are rating. I don't try to shield my son from the world (if anything, I tend to give him more freedom than his mom/grandpas would like).

      On the other hand, if I'm buying a game labeled "K", it would be nice to be able to trust that rating (otherwise, the ratings would quickly become meaningless and ignored)

    47. Re:Better Quesiton by bedroll · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Merit a change in the rating... I don't think so.

      I'm much more inclined to think that if the hidden subject matter was extraordinarily different from the game content that it would merit a lawsuit. With the press this game is getting, and the press it's always gotten, I'm pretty sure there'll be some sort of lawsuit in Rockstar's future. The thing is that they should be able to claim that the rating indicated sexual content. Surely the argument will be that it did not indicate pornography, which some may take this as. (I don't have the game, but I *had* to go see the video to see what the fuss was about. Hilarious. A fifth grader's dream.)

      I would potentially be in favor of a lawsuit against Rockstar if this were completely different subject matter than is claimed on the box. I mean, if this mini-game were in Mario Bros, and it had an E rating, then this being found in the game would be distrubing. Thing is, no one ever claimed that GTA was a children's game, and the content of the mini-game is sexual but hardly X-rated. There's nothing in that that couldn't be in an R-rated movie, and it wouldn't be blurry polygons in the movie.

    48. Re:Better Quesiton by mink · · Score: 1

      If you read about the hack you will find there is absolutely no way to experiance the content in question during the game in any way shope or form without hacking the game (on the PC) or having a bunch of computer hardware and going through a much more complex hack (for the PS2).

      Please explain how a 3 year old would find this content in GTA3:SA, and explain why the parents of said 3 year old should not be locked up for the stupidity of getting this game for the kid.

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    49. Re:Better Quesiton by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      You are obviously missing the point. There is a wider question here than "the sex minigame in GTA3".

      The question is, shoul the ESRB rate all the content in a given game, or only whatever is "likely" to be experienced by the player? And in the latter case, who is supposed to determine what is "likely" to be found and what not?

      In other words, the minigame, however hard it was to find, WAS in the game disk. So, why shouldn't it be included in the rating?

    50. Re:Better Quesiton by mink · · Score: 1

      I think they should rate the content the user will experiance in normal gameplay. This eman no gameshark codes or 3rd party modifications to enable developer modes or isolated content (like the sex minigame). Easter eggs (things intended to be found but well hidden and cheat codes should be part of the evaluation/rating. I agree with another poster they could cover their asses with a disclaimer about gameplay changing do to end user modification.

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    51. Re:Better Quesiton by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      You're right - what's the ESRB rating for educational games?

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  2. huh ? by maharg · · Score: 0

    you mean, it's not a game - it's real ?? bring on the viagra !!

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  3. If the feature was hidden/accidental... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    how culpable could the ESRB be?

    Politicians...

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    1. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by sandman935 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The game is rated "M". That ass clown, Yee makes it sound as if the game was rated "E".

      Think of the children!

      He's a twit.

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    2. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I used MSPaint to draw some boobs, why doesn't somebody do something about this indecency!

    3. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by toad3k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The ESRB is a response to kneejerk politicians. Furthermore, the formation of the ESRB was like an admission of guilt. It is an officially accountable target for any critic of videogames. It will never matter what they do.

      I just got the game for the pc, and every time I play it I have to wonder how many things I would have enjoyed were taken out because of this promise of doom is held over the head of any company that tries to create an AO rated game.

      I'm tired of it, I'm an adult and I want to play adult games. End of story.

    4. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Ass clowns suck. And yet they're so funny! If only they didn't have such power over our society...

    5. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yee is dickhead for "tool"

    6. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      We all know its stupid anyway. If Rockstar released an AO version of GTA, horny twelve yearolds would be lined up around the block to buy it. They'd have their moms with them, of course, because how you you think they buy the M games now? "Mommy can I get this?" "Will it shut you up?" "Uh huh" "Okay then"

      Ooops, I talked about parental responsibility. Along with corporate, and political responsibilty, it's one of the least popular subjects in our society.

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    7. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "I'm tired of it, I'm an adult and I want to play adult games. End of story."
      I find it amusing that "Adult" is often attributed things that are at best immature.
      The only doom being held over a companies head is that of the market. A store that chooses not to carry an Adult rated game is making a choice. The same choice as a store not carrying a pro Nazi or KKK game. Their customers would not like it. It is called a free market. There are many "adult" games out how good they are I do not know.
      I do not care how for free speech you are ratings provide information for the consumer to decide what they want to buy. They are a good thing. The only reason that games like want are not around is because their is not a big enough market for them. End of story.

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    8. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Actually, the formation of the ESRB was a great tool for the videogame makers.

      No one has any standing to complain about the content in rated-M games because children can't buy them. The rating protects the game makers, and essentially, the game makers can get away with anything they want if their game is rated M.

      Don't like the content of rated-M games? Don't buy them. Still don't like it? STFU and mind your own business.

    9. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by decepty · · Score: 1
      "The only doom being held over a companies head is that of the market. A store that chooses not to carry an Adult rated game is making a choice. The same choice as a store not carrying a pro Nazi or KKK game. Their customers would not like it"

      I know a lot more people that enjoy sex than I do people that enjoy bigotry and hate mongering

      "I find it amusing that "Adult" is often attributed things that are at best immature."

      Thank you for your opinion

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    10. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      He is a twit of the highest caliber..

      I tried to talk to him (via his email link on his Gov website) about violence and sex in gaming and one of the bills he was proposing (having to do with making games with a m or higher rating unavailable on a sales floor (aka porno shop back room)).

      He didn't give a crap about my views, the information I was providing or the possible effect of his legislation... all he cared about is if I was in his voting district (which i am right outside of but feel like moving just so I can vote against him).

      Obviously this is all about the way he looks to possible voters and showing them he "cares about the family" yadda yadda... this has little if anything to do with actually protecting children or helping parents raise/protect their kids.

    11. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      " I know a lot more people that enjoy sex than I do people that enjoy bigotry and hate mongering"

      And yet their seems to be a lot of people that also consider that sex is best enjoyed with another person in private and find the idea of sex in a game to be offensive. As I said it seems to be a free market situation. Frankly I am sick of games where everything is about killing and sex. But that is what seems to sell. If you want UltraStripper 2005 then I would suggest buying adult games. Vote with your wallet.

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    12. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      I know of an adult game for you. It has the most realistic sex scenes, the most realistic blood. Even the pain is real. It's the most complex game ever created with endless moves and possibilities. It features the most realistic 3D graphics you will ever see.

      It's called life.

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    13. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just reading your post made me suddenly want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

      I'm an adult also..

    14. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      And when you invent the reset switch or savegames for it we'll play it.

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    15. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by sandman935 · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, any time spent with a non-constiuent is time lost to the people that he was elected to represent.

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    16. Re:If the feature was hidden/accidental... by mink · · Score: 1

      You mean time lost to giving special interests and lobbyists blow jobs.

      The day a politician actually does something based on what the people he is supposed to represent, and it isn't only because thats in line with the bribes he accepts we know the end in neigh.

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  4. You can't mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Software validation that MISSED SOMETHING?!?

  5. This is bull by SteveXE · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can the ESRB or even Rockstar be blamed for this? They removed the content from the game itself, its not their fault some gamers found a way to put it back in. Its funny how these people jump on anyone at anytime for no reason at all. The game is rated mature, and unless I live in some Bizzaro World im pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex or seen porn.

    1. Re:This is bull by LGagnon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Games with such sexual content are supposed to get an AO rating as far as I remember, not a mere M.

    2. Re:This is bull by jamsessionjay · · Score: 5, Funny
      unless I live in some Bizzaro World im pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex
      You must be new here, may I greet you to slashdot; advertisements for nerds, stuff that won't get you laid.
    3. Re:This is bull by MooCows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Games with such sexual content are supposed to get an AO rating as far as I remember, not a mere M.

      Because sex is, obviously, so much more damaging to the mind of a 17 year old than killing people.

      I wonder if and when this will change in the mindset of people.
      What's causing this 'fear of sex' anyways?

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    4. Re:This is bull by krakelohm · · Score: 1

      Right, but as stated before it was disabled/taken out of the game. Could have been for the specific reasoning of not receiving an AO rating. Fact stands that without changing the game around you cannot get to the objectionable content.
      Now lets all relax and go shoot some people.

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    5. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      >>>>unless I live in some Bizzaro World im pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex

      >>You must be new here, may I greet you to slashdot; advertisements for nerds, stuff that won't get you laid.

      You must be retarded, may I greet you to an english language primer so to much help read all of sentence..."OR SEEN PORN"

      Dammit man, if you're going to rehash a stale joke for the umpteenth time your Asperger bin baby, at least freaking do it when it *applies*!

    6. Re:This is bull by schiefaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Welcome to America where (in the media, at least) you can kill whoever you like in as messy a fashion as you like as long as you don't show any genitals or say anything offensive while doing it.

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    7. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm certainly not going to argue that violence is ok and sex is not, however sex does carry with it certain responsibilities. The fear in parents is that their children will be attracted to unsafe and irresponsible sex. Also that sex won't be associated with love but rather just used in a physical manner.
      Unprotected sex can lead to disease including AIDS which will change your life forever and kill you. Unprotected sex can also lead to unwanted pregnancy which in a lot of ways is worse than disease as it impacts an entirely new life. Abortion has a dramatic physchological impact and can't be considered an "easy" solution to pregnancy.
      Now I'm all for more sex and less violence and I don't consider the naked human body something sinful. The fact is though, that depicting sex should also educate about the possible dangers. Maybe virtual sex needs virtual condoms. After all your GTA character gets fat if he eats too much junk food and doesn't exercise. Maybe he should come down with an STD if he fucks every skank in the neighborhood. Or maybe he can be have his cash taken away to support the kid he fathered.

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    8. Re:This is bull by crimoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "was disabled/taken out of the game"

      Those are very different actions. Turning something off is one thing - removing it entirely is another.

      I don't care about this issue at all but if ratings are to be taken literally then Rockstar should have completely removed the content (not disabled it) if they didn't want an AO rating.

    9. Re:This is bull by SteveXE · · Score: 1

      Yes games with sexual content in the main game, but this doesnt apply to opening up the games files and changing the code to unlock something that was disabled by the developers. I would agree with these people if the game had sex by defualt, but it doesnt. People have to look for it, download it and install it.

    10. Re:This is bull by HiredMan · · Score: 1

      m pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex

      But we're talking about GAMERS here... do I need to point out they're a whole subset?

      =tkk

      PS I KEED! I KEED....

    11. Re:This is bull by jimbolauski · · Score: 0

      Thank our baby boomer politions who forgot the slogan make love not war (I guess dope does make you forget). I'd personaly rather see a a kid's head bobbing up down in a car then them driving a car bearing down on me while shooting an automatic out the window.

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    12. Re:This is bull by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Because sex is, obviously, so much more damaging to the mind of a 17 year old than killing people.

      And here I thought that Columbine happened 'cause those two weren't getting any sex.
      My bad.

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    13. Re:This is bull by hosecoat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      im pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex or seen porn.

      they have definitely all seen a vagina.

    14. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The fact is though, that depicting sex should also educate about the possible dangers"

      As much as I laughed when my character in Wasteland got a virtual STD, it'd be pretty retarded to include this in a sex-based minigame.

    15. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence the porn. So much porn.

    16. Re:This is bull by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      Well, the issue is that you don't have to download a 'game mod' (for instance, like changing the skin on game characters)
      All the questionable material is on the game disk. It was made inaccessable through normal gameplay, but it was not removed from the game.

      One could interpret this as a trick for hiding the content from the censors, while still delivering it to the public to avoid the AO kiss of death.

      Personally, I believe the material should have been removed from the disk. Imagine if there was a picture of barney getting his head blown off in your 5-year old's book. Course, only visible if you peal open the secret compartment between pages 5 and 6.

    17. Re:This is bull by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Maybe he should come down with an STD if he fucks every skank in the neighborhood. Or maybe he can be have his cash taken away to support the kid he fathered."

      I can already see the sequel:

      GTA: Baby Momma Drama

      Hey, can you have more than one woman at a time in the game? I don't have the PC version... :0

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    18. Re:This is bull by idonthack · · Score: 2, Funny
      You forgot the
      or seen porn.
      part. I hear that kind of thing is popular around here.
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    19. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that sex carries more responsibility than killing some body?

    20. Re:This is bull by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Games with such sexual content are supposed to get an AO rating as far as I remember, not a mere M.

      I touched on this in a post of mine just a second ago.. Until I just looked it up I thought M -was- the highest rating, but even though it's not, this game doen't HAVE 'such sexual content' unless someone goes through a whole lot of trouble (initially, installing the 'patch files' will be a lot easier) to unlock such behavior in the game.. Either way, nobody should be bashing the ESRB -or- rockstar here, the content was locked but not deleted, the fact that someone found out that this content exists and managed to unlock it.. sure, i'm sure we all know that if there's something like this left in the game it will be found and set free (Halo NMP anyone?) somehow, which this will probably work for Rockstar (there's no such thing as bad publicity right?) but I doubt it was their INTENTION.. I still think that this game doesn't deserve an AO rating as it can't be rated on content that needs to be unlocked by hacking save game files in order to even make it exist. If anything the VIOLENCE should bring the rating up, but I doubt even that begs it to be an AO title.

    21. Re:This is bull by humina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Violence is way worse. You comment on inappropriate sex. Well inappropriate violence leads to your child going out and killing a bunch of people. If I had to chose between my underage child getting pregnant and shooting up a school, I'll take pregnant any day of the week. Of course the idea that a video game will make a teenager more violent than say watching a war that their country started on the TV is debatable.

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    22. Re:This is bull by milkman_matt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those are very different actions. Turning something off is one thing - removing it entirely is another.

      I completely agree here..

      I don't care about this issue at all but if ratings are to be taken literally then Rockstar should have completely removed the content (not disabled it) if they didn't want an AO rating.

      Why? It took some smart hacker people to figure out that the content even existed and then they had to find a way to reenable it, then they had to make those changes and bring it to the forefront, maybe Rockstar had reasons that it couldn't be deleted entirely so they just hid it? Maybe they had other reasons to leave it in? The point is they (responsibly?) removed the content from the purchased game, so without modification (which is what ESRB -should- base things on) this game rated a solid M, and was nowhere near worthy of an AO rating.

    23. Re:This is bull by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      They disabled it; it's not active without direct effort and modifications by the player to put it back in. By your logic, should all the nudity mods out there for MMOs and the like mean that those games should be AO-rated as well?

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    24. Re:This is bull by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      What's causing this 'fear of sex' anyways?

      The thing that confuses me the most with the attitudes is that the "accetpable" line seems to run almost orthogonal to what I would expect it to be. That is to say, the question is "Is there any sex or nudity?" and if the answer is "yes" then it's bad, and if the answer is "no" then it's fine.

      It's not the sex or nudity that are the potential problem though, it's the manner of portrayal. I can think of films that have considerable amounts of nudity that I would much rather children see than, for instance, some popular music videos that have not a bit of nudity.

      The issue, I would think, that divides sex from violence is that we expect our children to one day have sex, but we hope that they never engage in violence. The problem I would have with children watching graphic depictions of sex is the potential for miseducation about sex and how to engage in it. No, I'm not kidding. The objection to porn that most of the women I know have is mostly that it teaches guys how to be remarkably bad lovers. It usually has a remarkably inaccurate portrayal of how women react. I don't mind children finding out about sex, I would prefer, however, that they don't end up with a rather warped view of how things work.

      Jedidiah.

    25. Re:This is bull by vingilot · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not going to argue that violence is ok and sex is not, however sex does carry with it certain responsibilities.

      And killing some one doesn't? give me break. Althought I agree with your statement:

      Maybe he should come down with an STD if he fucks every skank in the neighborhood. Or maybe he can be have his cash taken away to support the kid he fathered.

    26. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Where does that stupid stereotype comes from, anyway? All the nerds I know already had sex since their teenage days. At our Linux company there was only one guy who wasn't married nor engaged, and he got laid almost every night we went to local bars. The anime guys have plenty of anime girls to choose from, in the local clubs the fangirls are majority. I never ever met a *single* male nerd who had any trouble with women. And yet, everytime someone mentions "girlfriend" or "sex" in /., the same old "nerds can't relate with girls" joke reappears.

    27. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Games with such sexual content are supposed to get an AO rating as far as I remember, not a mere M.

      God of War for PS2 has nudity throughout the game and also an (offscreen) sex "mini-game", it's also one of the bloodiest games I've ever seen.

      The rating? Mature (M)

    28. Re:This is bull by L3sT4T · · Score: 1

      Well i guess that bring us back to the days of inquisition lol , seriously that sex fright is just some form of religious zeal imho , but i can be wrong !!! Anyhow like it was said earlier on this post ... find me a 17 yrs old who has never seen porn !!

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    29. Re:This is bull by amanuensis · · Score: 1

      I think this is kind of ironic coming from a member whose name "snuf23" contains slang for a certain kind of porn. All that aside, I have to agree with some of the other poster when I say people should be more concerned with the violence in the game over wether or not it contains some mini game about a guy pleasing a woman. *looks at girlfriend* After all shouldn't that be the point in the real world as well?

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    30. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note the part in my comment where I state "Now I'm all for more sex and less violence".

      I'm simply replying to the grandparent as to some reasonable concerns about sex as depicted in media.
      No I don't think watching video sex leads to kids becoming an AIDS infested porn stars anymore than playing Doom leads to mass murder.
      The media does project images depicting what is considered cool and kids do react to that. Why else would kids mimic the dress and style patterns media superstars?
      As a nerdy kid who figured out after high school that if I dressed a certain way, talked a certain way and hung out in certain circles I took could get laid - I can say that media imagery impacts how teenagers and young adults behave.
      As someone who also made bad decisions and ended up living a life close to a character from an Irvine Welsh novel - I can say from a first hand experience that cheap sex, drug use and violence is hardly as glamourous and exciting as Hollywood likes to depict it. Scary, depressing and dangerous would be better adjectives. I got out - but not everyone does. I lost several friends because they couldn't get out of the lifestyle, some are dead and some are mentally destroyed.
      The fact is that depictions that show consquences of these types of behaviors are more interesting from a story perspective. A military FPS that attaches meaning to the death of a squad mate is telling a better story (single player at least).
      I don't like the "it's only a game" thinking. It is a game, but games are in my opinion another creative artform just as relevant as movies or music.
      I'm not asking that PacMan put on a condom before he gives Ms. PacMan a kiss in the between level animation, but in the case of a game like GTA - I think it would make perfect sense for the protagonist to buy a condom. It would work within the genre.

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    31. Re:This is bull by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Well, both sex and violence can kill you.

      Teenagers are more likely to have sex that cause violence.

      Therefore, sex is repressed more than violence.

      It isn't completely absurd... but the system could certainly use some adjusting.

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    32. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "I'm certainly not going to argue that violence is ok"
      See this part up here is saying that I know that violence and killing someone has consequences.
      I was addressing the grandparents post about "what is the fear of sex" by stating that there are reasonable fears.

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    33. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      My handle comes from a character in a finnish children's book series called "Snufkin". I shortened it to snuf because everyone thinks "Snufkin" is a girl's name. 23 is simply because "snuf" was already taken and 23 is a rather important number from a discordian point of view.
      BTW "snuf" is not porn. Snuff with two Fs refers to films made showing people being killed.

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    34. Re:This is bull by abb3w · · Score: 1
      The fear in parents is that their children will be attracted to unsafe and irresponsible sex.

      As opposed to unsafe and irresponsible VIOLENCE ?!?

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    35. Re:This is bull by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Using your Barney analogy, the GTA:SA thing would be like this:

      The barney-getting-his-head-blown-off image would be between pages 5 and 6. However, it would be a PaperDisk of the JPG file. You'd then have to find a copy of PaperDisk (an old Windows 3.1 app that doesn't run on XP, and BARELY runs on 2000), and decode it.

      The PC version of GTA:SA would be slightly easier - it'd be an ASCII representation of the file. That could be read via OCR.

    36. Re:This is bull by Cutie+Pi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well aren't you special.

      I've known a lot of nerdy guys in their mid-20's who hadn't even kissed a girl. Partially because of this, their self-esteem was essentially zero. Of course, as many girls will tell you, a low self-esteem is not very attractive, thus perpetuating the state of not getting laid for these poor guys.

      I for one have dated a couple virgin nerds and subsequently deflowered them. I found that once they got over their issues, they were quite spectacular in bed. Non-nerds can't compete in that arena, IMHO.

    37. Re:This is bull by SMitra72 · · Score: 0

      If you have sex you'll get chlamydia and die!

    38. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you special.

      That's exactly the opposite of what I was saying. My point is that nerds are not at all special in these matters --- not the ones I know: they have girlfriends, lovers, and spouses mostly at the same age as everyone else. Among geeks there's a larger concentration of {homo,bi}sexuals and polyamorists, maybe, but I have never seen this infamous nerd-can't-get-laid syndrome. Maybe it's some of these weird USA cultural things?

    39. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That argument is just silly. You could say the same thing about violence. If killing all these people in the game isn't attracting kids to violence, then why should the sex attract them to what you say?

    40. Re:This is bull by Brundylop · · Score: 1

      If you RTFA, you would have known that Rockstar did cut it out of the final release. A group of hackers found a way to put it back in.

      Seriously, do you think that the people at the ESRB have the ability to (let alone waste their time)try and find all the parts that were cut out and rate the game based on what was never supposed to be released?

    41. Re:This is bull by Newton's+Alchemy · · Score: 1

      What, as opposed to unprotected MURDER?! Have you ever PLAYED this game?! You can get a machine gun and mow people down! Your post makes no sense! It's a GAME with an "M" for "Mature" rating. It's FANTASY...

    42. Re:This is bull by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Let's hope that no GTA characters come near an orphanage or adoption program for abused children. We might see similar arguments. :-)
      I'm certainly not going to argue that violence is ok and [adoption] is not, however [adoption] does carry with it certain responsibilities. The fear in parents is that their children will be attracted to unsafe and irresponsible [adoption]. Also that [adoption] won't be associated with love but rather just used in a physical manner

      Unprotected [adoption] can lead to disease including [typhoid, rabies, hepatitis C, and mad cow disease] which will change your life forever and kill you. Unprotected [adoption] can also lead to [another mouth to feed] which in a lot of ways is worse than disease as it impacts an entirely new life. [Sex] has a dramatic physchological impact and can't be considered an "easy" solution to [adoption].

      Now I'm all for more [adoption] and less violence and I don't consider the [orphaned] human body something sinful. The fact is though, that depicting [adoption] should also educate about the possible dangers. Maybe virtual [adoption] needs virtual [adoption agencies]. After all your GTA character gets fat if he eats too much junk food and doesn't exercise. Maybe he should come down with a [child transmitted disease] if he [adopts] every [abused and neglected child] in the neighborhood. Or maybe he can be have his cash taken away to support the kid he [adopted].

    43. Re:This is bull by tsioc · · Score: 1

      you're missing the point. The sex mini game was NOT in the game... people had to (illegally?) HACK their game to enable it. A kid playing it on his PS2 or Xbox has no way to access it without doing something illegal. And even if he was able to access it, why were his parents letting him play an M rated game in the first place? Again, parents are just trying to avoid having to parent.

    44. Re:This is bull by tsioc · · Score: 2, Informative

      try to remember... sex IS a physical act, it is not love. Love and sex are two very different things. They can compliment each other, and indeed are much more enjoyable together, but you CAN have one without the other.

    45. Re:This is bull by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not going to argue that violence is ok and sex is not, however sex does carry with it certain responsibilities. The fear in parents is that their children will be attracted to unsafe and irresponsible sex.

      Which is going to happen if you don't teach them about sex.
      Also that sex won't be associated with love but rather just used in a physical manner.


      Which need not be wrong.

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    46. Re:This is bull by The+Big+Ugly · · Score: 2, Funny

      live in some Bizzaro World im pretty sure just about every 17 year old has either had sex or seen porn...

      this is slashdot. most of us have seen, hosted, and archived porn. Sex, that's something most of us can only dream and read about....

    47. Re:This is bull by Lew+Payne · · Score: 1

      || Also that sex won't be associated with love but rather just used in a physical manner.

      That's a fine pollyanna bromide you espouse, but it has nothing to do with reality.
      In a country where the divorce rate is 50%+, and teen pregnancy abounds, it is
      painfully obvious that the notion of [romantic] love is but a lost platitude.

      Rather than live under the delusion of a polylyanna, why not garner a step back to
      reality and accept the fact that our current and future generation's notion of "love"
      is already warped and distorted. Replacing violence with sex won't make sex any
      worse, and might actually cut down on violence.

    48. Re:This is bull by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt

      I dont think so.

      Go enable PRO style features by changing the file on much of the software where you paid for the standard version. Tell the publisher what you did and see if disabled vs not included makes a diference. 10-1 says you get treated as if you 'stole' a PRO version of the software ;) Lots of programs now come in multiple versions depending on what you paid...not what is in the program data.

      Anyways, it's rated M correctly. You can't count mods no matter how trival to implement. Many games would be trival to replace a couple things and get the x-rated version ;)
      The mod, if rated, would be AO.
      The description i saw of the mod makes it clear what it is even without a pretty little logo to say it 'offically'

      Not like one could accidently be exposed to the AO content!

      If a kid could download the mod then we all know where else he could be going on the internet....

    49. Re:This is bull by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      There is a natural instinct, irresistible addiction that everyone feels toward sex, unlike toward violence and killing. This is a major difference on how much images viewed will affect you, though the risk of the effect, ie. irresponsible sex is almost ignorable compared to any kind of violence.

    50. Re:This is bull by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The fact is though, that depicting sex should also educate about the possible dangers."

      What about education about the possible dangers of killing someone? "Remember kids, don't smash your friend's temple in with a tire iron, somebody might get hurt!"

      Seriously, if I wanted education, I'd be playing Donkey Kong Jr. Math. The game is rated for "mature" people, as in people who should already know about such consequences. If the game was intended to be sex ed, I'm sure they'd have aimed for a lower rating.

      "Maybe he should come down with an STD if he fucks every skank in the neighborhood."

      That exact situation happens in the first Liesure Suit Larry game if you have unprotected sex with a prostitute (day-glow crotch and everything). But I bet it would be a cold day in hell before, if that game were presented to the ESRB, it'd get anything but an Ao.

    51. Re:This is bull by Britz · · Score: 1

      Good point. This is exactly what I think is lacking about all the violence in the popular media today. They never show what happens afterward. The guy that got shot has maybe family, maybe doesn't die, but needs a wheelchair or worse, has to stay in bed.

      When a hero gets shot they maybe stay in hospital for while if it is bad or they wear some kind of armrest. But in the real world you are much more likely to end up dead or in a wheelchair if you get shot then getting pregnant if you have sex. Remember that a woman is only fertile a couple days in a month and that sperm doesn't stay alive forever in her. I know about teenagers getting pregnant, but I suppose they had sex more often than once. Also considering the rate of HIV in the US it is highly unlikely to get AIDS compared to the possibilties to serious health issue after being shot a being in a bad fight with knives and so on.

      So argueing that sex bears responsibilities and they need to show it in the media and at the same time violence there is a very frequent event where they never show the aftermath or show a highly unlike outcome (a little scar for example) makes me wonder what You have been smoking lately. I am sorry to be a little blunt here, but a why should a parent be concerned about some sex on TV when at kids hours they have serious fights, gun shootings and everyone remains unhurt. Think of the A-Team for example.

    52. Re:This is bull by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Therefore, sex is repressed more than violence."

      Well the only problem with this assesment is that it doesn't hold true for the sex, no matter how the sex is represented on film or games (whether it is hardcore porn or 2 married people engaging in an act of ultimate love and bonding) it is treated the same way (censored).

      Violence in any form is bad, but this does not hold true for sex so to treat them the same or sex worse than violence IS absurd.

    53. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      God I love Slashdot. It's pretty much pointless to attempt to explain why someone might have a certain opinion on a topic. In this case sex in videogames.
      Offering ideas out to respond to a question about "fear of sex" automagically means that you must believe strongly in them.
      I don't think video games make killers or sex freaks or cause you to believe in space aliens.
      I do however believe that media imagery drives culture and is reflected in the behavior of those that consume the content. This is pretty obvious. Kid thinks hip hop is cool, wants hip hop gear, maybe a little bling or a tricked out car, picks up language from the artists he likes to listen too. Or kid thinks metal is cool, grows hair long, buys a guitar, takes to flipping the devil horns etc.
      Media, shows you things. You become interested in things you are exposed to. You may try some of these things out. You think snowboarding looks cool, you might go try snowboarding. You see someone having a good time doing drugs you might want to try it.
      Now let's see why would a parent not want their kid (pre-teen especially) being exposed to say explicit lyrics in music or sex or even violence. Well, believe it or not as social animals our children don't exist in a vacuum. They go to school they need to interact with others in a structured environment. One where telling the teacher to go fuck themselves can be highly detrimental. Especially if they are ten years old or less. The same goes for sexual behavior. Even a kiss can get your kid expelled these days.
      So you try to teach your kids the best you can on appropriate behavior. But guess what? Kids aren't robots.
      And for everyone mentioning that violence is different from sex because there is no inherent motivation to do violence, try playing with a two year old. We learn through stern lessons in childhood that violence is unacceptable. Give a two year old a baseball bat and he'll whack you on the head with it, and laugh.
      Anyway, environment affects behavior. You can't argue against that. The various media we are exposed to present concepts and experiences that are part of our environment. Video games don't create killers, sex freaks and space mutants but they are part of our cultural fabric and have as much impact as any other art form. And yes it's fantasy.
      Maybe the big question is why is GTA one of the biggest fantasies people in America have?

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    54. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "That exact situation happens in the first Liesure Suit Larry game if you have unprotected sex with a prostitute (day-glow crotch and everything). But I bet it would be a cold day in hell before, if that game were presented to the ESRB, it'd get anything but an Ao."

      Interestingly enough the last Leisure Suit Larry game did have to be censored in the U.S. to get the M rating. Gogamer.com was selling a seperate European import for those who wanted the "uncut" version.
      Which is really hilarious when you consider how tame Leisure Suit Larry really is. I think you'd be hard pressed to titilate a 13 year old with it.

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    55. Re:This is bull by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "So argueing that sex bears responsibilities and they need to show it in the media and at the same time violence there is a very frequent event where they never show the aftermath or show a highly unlike outcome (a little scar for example) makes me wonder what You have been smoking lately"

      I'm not arguing the issue of sex is worse than violence and yada yada. If you read my post, I am merely addressing the question of why some parents get upset over sex in video games in the response to the grandparent post.
      As for smoking, just a cigerette. Hopefully the next video game that features smoking will have realistically modelled lung cancer too. /i jest

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    56. Re:This is bull by dancingmad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one have dated a couple virgin nerds and subsequently deflowered them. I found that once they got over their issues, they were quite spectacular in bed. Non-nerds can't compete in that arena, IMHO.

      Obligatory Futurama quote:

      Bender: "C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..."

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    57. Re:This is bull by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    58. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As Jack Nicholson said in 1972, "The morality of the ratings system is: if you suck on a tit your an X. If you hack it off with a sword you're an R."
      The sad part is it's true....

    59. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on. -1? that's hilarious!

    60. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AO requires graphic, a.k.a. 'hardcore' sexual content, or nudity as a minimum.

    61. Re:This is bull by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because sex is, obviously, so much more damaging to the mind of a 17 year old than killing people.

      Nah, it helps keep the country strong. We want the stupid kids to kill each other off. And dear god no, we don't want them to reproduce.

      The smart kids will figure it all out.

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    62. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      wait until you get a virgin in his mid 40's!

    63. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm 27 years old and have never had sex before. I've never been on a date either. Around the age of 19 I accepted that a meaningful romantic relationship just wasn't in the cards for me. But It doesn't even bother me anymore.

      In my teenage years the amount of effort I was willing to put into establishing and maintaining a relationship was 0. It never mattered to me enough to even bother with, and it still doesn't. If a girl had ever shown interest and initiative I probably would have done something, and in hindsight I may have been presented with just such an opportunity on more than one occasion and just failed to recognize it for what it was.

      I would say the joke works because it's true for a large enough percentage.

    64. Re:This is bull by Decessus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's pretty much a moot point though. Grand Theft Auto was given a rating of M. Based on that rating, the only people that should be playing this game are people who are already mature adults. If parents really are up in arms about this ( which I have yet to see any evidence of this ), then the question needs to be asked why they are letting their kids play these games in the first place.

    65. Re:This is bull by doyen2000 · · Score: 1
      Sex is damaging when it is degrading. Apart from all the religious, health and responsability issues that are related to sex there is the issue of whether a 17 year old can grasp the concept and understand that what he sees is a fantasy or not reality since most of the pr0n out there depicts the degradation of women.

      How many negative connotations do you know of a female enjoying sex? We can go on forever.. My favourite is 'the walk of shame' that I heard when I lived in the US. To me it seemed the most ludicrous thing ever..ok guys let me get this straight.. you want to get laid but in the morning you and your friends makes sure she leaves thinking it was a bad idea.

      I will be generous.. like 90% of pr0n of the web is degrading towards women.. fetish stuff does not count because that is fetish.. but so much else tries to make it believe that degrading women is a good and fun thing to do. That is what a 17 year old I think the law have judge not to be able to differentiate.

      It does make me angry because I think how many people have completely missed the point of sex because they think that is real. It also provides ammunition to people who want to keep sex under wraps.

      Cheers, A.

    66. Re:This is bull by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      Hey, can you have more than one woman at a time in the game? I don't have the PC version... :0
      Yes. Yes you can. You can, in fact, "date" every datable woman in the game at the same time. And you can also go get a prostitute while you're "dating" these other women.
    67. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amy: "I know how to make love."

    68. Re:This is bull by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I've known a lot of nerdy guys in their mid-20's who hadn't even kissed a girl. Partially because of this, their self-esteem was essentially zero. Of course, as many girls will tell you, a low self-esteem is not very attractive, thus perpetuating the state of not getting laid for these poor guys.

      Yeah, we have a word for these guys: "losers".

      Max

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    69. Re:This is bull by mochan_s · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's causing this 'fear of sex' anyways?

      It is an instictual response as much as fear of insects and such.

      Before contraception, sex meant baby and a baby meant a significant investment of time and energy to carry it 9 months and give birth. So, anyone in the family of a girl would be paranoid about sex as they want their lineage to be as fit as possible.

      Now, sex doesn't mean baby all the time. But, we're still paranoid about it. Like we are about insects even though most of them can't do anything to you.

    70. Re:This is bull by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No kidding.

      Watch any TV show with sexual relationships. Hey, things happen. Pregnancies, etc.

      Now watch, oh, Alias. Watch people get casually wacked on the head. Watch them get thrown into walls. Watch them walk away from all that.

      Watch them get shot. Watch them be back next week with their arm in a sling.

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    71. Re:This is bull by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The only episode of the HBO show 'Going to California' I ever saw was set in a nudiest colony.

      Naked people everywhere, full body shots.

      No sex at all, explicit or implied, no violence, a nice, wholesome theme about how the young, cool nudiests wanted to get rid of the old, ugly nudiests, the ones who had built the place up and lived there, and how the cool young people got their comeuppance.

      There is no way in hell that will ever air on broadcast, yet it has a lot less 'sexual content' than many prime time TV shows.

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    72. Re:This is bull by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      The way America treats training kids for resaponsible sexual relationships, you'd think they train Air Force pilots by blindfolding them until their dropped into the cockpit of a f14 they've never used before and asked politely to engage the enemy.

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    73. Re:This is bull by sirra462 · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't the mature rating considered 17 and up, meaning that one must be 17 or older to purchase this game. Is it possible that these same 17 and up people, would have sex? In some states age of consent is 16, in others it is 18. What is the problem here?

    74. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is a weird USA thing. Being an "undateable geek" myself, I find foreign girls (or even girls whose parents are foreign) tend to be much "friendlier" than most of the culturally American girls.

    75. Re:This is bull by bob_the_ninja_pirate · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Grand Theft Auto was given a rating of M. Based on that rating, the only people that should be playing this game are people who are already mature adults."
      Just an afterthought here- would a "mature adult" even play this game? :/
    76. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is a USA cultural thing. There is a very ugly anti-intellectual current in society. The effect tends to be massively multiplied in highschool. Having a brain is simply Not Cool. It's likely to get you smashed into a locker or lit on fire. Girls date the guys that do the smashing. The anti-intellectual pressure is even more intense against the girls. It's common for otherwise intelligent girls act like total airheads because it is expected of them and it's the best way to fit in and be accepted.

    77. Re:This is bull by erikkemperman · · Score: 1

      There is even the evolutionary argument that physical strength on the part of men are becoming less important for survival whereas abstract reasoning and social skills are rewarded. Therefore, one would expect the preference of women to shift.

      Unfortunately typical geekhood is a contrast between abstract reasoning and social skills. They will oftentimes fail, for instance, to recognize that the obvious application of above theory (explaining it to a girl, illustrating your mental skill while at the same time explaining that such mental skills must surely be very attractive to her) is not a really good social strategy.

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    78. Re:This is bull by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      If you want an in-depth answer to that question, check out the book On Killing by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman. He draws a very interesting parallel between sexual repression, sexual deviance, and modern society's dysfunctional attitudes toward killing and death.

    79. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but in the case of a game like GTA - I think it would make perfect sense for the protagonist to buy a condom. It would work within the genre.

      Well in their defence, the protagonist does inquire something in the lines of "you dun have herpes do ya bitch?" before you go into Denise's house. So that might teach kids to be vigilant about these kind of things (apart from being funny)

    80. Re:This is bull by m50d · · Score: 1
      Those are very different actions. Turning something off is one thing - removing it entirely is another.

      Why? The effects are the same. You have to download and install a patch to re-enable it - at that point, it's no easier than downloading and installing a patch that included its own sexual content.

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    81. Re:This is bull by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a bit of self deprecating humor on the part of my fellow nerds? Most fellow nerds I know have a very good sense of humor (granted, the lay public might not always get the jokes...) and are actually fairly confident. I find it easy to make fun of myself, due mainly to the fact that I am confident enough to take it, and I am smart enough to not take myself so seriously to begin with.

      I have an expression I use frequently that goes "Sex is like Money: Those that have, don't talk. Those that talk, don't have."

      Yes, there is always a subgroup that couldn't get laid in a woman's prison, but this is a minority. There are plenty of overly shy, socially inept people who are NOT nerds. IQ is not inversely proportional to sexual gratification.

      Or perhaps we nerds like to talk about how nerds never get lovin', even if we are, thus making ourselves "exceptional". Who wants to be "average in luck" when it comes to getting laid, right?

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    82. Re:This is bull by patternjuggler · · Score: 1

      Because sex is, obviously, so much more damaging to the mind of a 17 year old than killing people.

      This exact same sentiment comes up everytime censorship and movies or games come up. You can be having a conversation with co-workers and start placing bets on how many seconds until you hear someone say 'isn't it stupid how Americans think sex is worse than violence' and then bonus points when someone mentions how Europe gets it the other way around, enlighten souls that they are.

      A few fundamentalist types do think sex is worse than violence, or others think violence is okay, but they are minority enough to be ignored. Movies and video games don't contain sex and violence, they contain depictions of sex and violence. And that is what people are reacting to when they want to censor stuff.

      Most people know from a very early age that violence is wrong- pain is a very basic feeling, and once you can grasp that other people can feel pain like you feel pain there's an easy jump to not wanting to hurt other people. It takes a lot longer until a person has a relatively mature understanding of sex. Sex is much more complicated than violence- it's not inherently right or wrong, but it can range from very desirable to somewhat inappropriate to a despicable felony or a life or health threatening act (in the case of STDs). The fact that children are sometimes the result also complicates it, there's economic and social consequences for having children. It's all very context sensitive.

      So just on that basis, let's assume the rational for censorship is to prevent certain ill effects- the severity of an ill-effect multiplied by the probability of an ill-effect resulting from viewing some media tells you how censorable it should be. (Not to say any censorship is okay, but let us just understand what motivates people to censor some things more than others)

      As an example, I can watch Dr. Strangelove, or Independence Day, and although I may be slightly inclined to cause a nuclear holocaust or blow up major cities with giant ray guns (both of which would be at the top of the 'ill-effect' scale), the chance that I'll actually do that is very very close to zero. So they don't merit any censorship. Take watching someone get beaten with a flashlight- I know where I can find a flashlight, but again there's a fairly low chance I'll actually do that, so it merits a little more censorship.

      Now I may watch something depicting sex, and I may very well go out and do something similar in real life. There may be negative consequences, so overall the if I was a little influenced by what I watched the whole thing rates more censorship, because the chance of ill-effects high enough to make up for the fact the ill-effects aren't that bad.

      There's a few other motivations for censorship that aren't as strongly coupled to people getting hurt- for example usually people would rather only watch sex in relative privacy, whereas stylized Kung Fu could be put on giant outdoor televisions on busy street corners and nobody would feel the least bit uncomfortable to be watching it with their parents or whatever.

    83. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sex and drugs are used to blackmail leaders into puppets that why it has to be taboo.
      Violence if for the mob to use when lynching said leader when he opposes the puppeteer.

    84. Re:This is bull by syukton · · Score: 1

      What's causing this fear of sex? Maybe all the STDs you can get without knowing. Do you think your body lights up green when you contract HIV? No, you don't ever know until you get tested. The fact that one little pleasurable act can totally ruin your life is what causes fear of sex. The fear is so strong because it IS a pleasurable act! I mean, damn, sex is fun, that's why people do it so much (aside from the making babies part of things). It's a pleasurable act not to be committed promiscuously for the danger involved in doing so is unknown and potentially life-threatening.

      If I hold a gun up to somebody's head and I blow their brains out, unless I was particularly angry at that person, I'm going to feel some remorse and it isn't going to be as pleasurable or attractive to me as, say, sex. Sex has many negative reprecussions (pregnancies that result in fatherless children and population growth, STDs, emotional trauma, learning for the first time that when she says "I'm clean" she means "I was clean when I was tested last year.", etc) but it's a positive act in and of itself. It's a very attractive, desirable act. It's something, basically, that people WANT to do, regardless of whether or not they understand the ultimate reprecussions of their actions. Murder isn't something that people want to do because it's fun, generally. I mean yes, there are serial killers and the like, but they're few and far between and GTA isn't going to make that problem any worse.

      I'll ask you this: In all these sex scenes, does anyone get pregnant? How about an STD? "Sorry, you can't play today, your gave your character syphilis. Come back in four days after it's cleared up." -- no? No consequences? Go around, have meaningless sex because it's fun, never see the negative consequences for it...?

      It isn't that sex is more damaging to the mind of a 17 year old than violence. It's that meaningless, promiscuous sex with strangers without any acknowledgement of negative consequences is destructive to America as a whole. Divorce rate is up, number of fatherless children is up, lots of selfish guys out there are just after one good lay and then they're on to the next "bitch." (seriously, there are people out there who refer to the women they sleep with as their "bitches" -- in every-day conversation)

      Do you still not see why people are afraid? They're afraid for the same reason they're so afraid of drugs: They're fun, but some of the time they carry very negative consequences. So the appeal is there to do something fun, incognizant of the fact that the consequences aren't that fun. Do too much cocaine and your heart might just up and stop without warning. Do too much methamphetamine and you'll be awake for 14 days straight and all you'll be able to think about is the goblins living in the walls who are listening to you all the time (ie, you'll go insane). Do too much opium and you can get severe constipation problems which can necessitate a trip to the ER to get cleared up (or you can sit at home, constipated, until one of your intestines bursts and you bleed to death internally). But thoughts of these consequences don't ever enter the mind of the user. All they're thinking about is the pleasurable act they're about to engage in and how oh-so-good it's going to feel.

      IOW, the fear of sex isn't fear of sex itself, but of the unacknowledged negative consequences that promiscuous sex causes.

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    85. Re:This is bull by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      a/s/l?

    86. Re:This is bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but in the case of a game like GTA - I think it would make perfect sense for the protagonist to buy a condom. It would work within the genre."

      Leisure Suit Larry took this approach in the VGA version of the original - where by if you didn't purchase a latex (sheep skin also available) condom and had sex with your missiion advancing lady of the evening you'd blow a hole in pants shortly after jumping out of the windows to avoid her pimp.

    87. Re:This is bull by Neduz · · Score: 1

      I don't know a lot about American "culture" (except for the American Pie, Road Trip, Not another teen movie, ...) but if this is true I can finally start understanding why people voted for Bush. Twice.
      Well, maybe I should watch the "Stupid Spoiled Whore" episode of South Park again and think of it as a documentary instead of a comedy show.

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    88. Re:This is bull by mink · · Score: 1

      "No I don't think watching video sex leads to kids becoming an AIDS infested porn stars anymore than playing Doom leads to mass murder."

      Of course, as we all know AIDS comes from naughty cheer leading. A politician was on TV talking about it.

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    89. Re:This is bull by mink · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't they?
      It's fantasy escapism and frankly GTA:SA actually has a plot and a story. Much more of one then GTA3 and improved over what you got in GTA:VC.
      Each games story has a unique (from the others) viewpoint and setting.
      While I doubt real life in a run down neighborhood or life in gangs is exactly like GTA:SA some of it is inspired by real life.

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    90. Re:This is bull by mink · · Score: 1

      Nerd factor has nothing to do with having sex (as in intercourse) or not.
      Plenty of people chose to abstain until they marry even when they are engaged or going out. I'm not saying it's the norm, just that it happens and it seems to be on the upswing.

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  6. fr0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fr0stage pistage

  7. sex??? on slashdot?? by joke_dst · · Score: 1

    "sex game might be real" Anyone think this is going to get slashdotted fast?

    1. Re:sex??? on slashdot?? by maharg · · Score: 1

      OK OK everyone STOP downloading NOW !!

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    2. Re:sex??? on slashdot?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the Torrent!

  8. oh man by BilldaCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    think of the children!

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    1. Re:oh man by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you asking for a pedophile minigame in GTA:SA as well?

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    2. Re:oh man by asadodetira · · Score: 1

      I agree. It sets a bad example of mixing business with pleasure.

    3. Re:oh man by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...while running them over in a stolen ambulance?

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    4. Re:oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think of the children!

      Oh, I am.... I am.... *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* ....

    5. Re:oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't someone please think of the pedophiles?

  9. Sounds.. by kidtux1 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they could have left it there on purpose, either because they didn't want to put the effort in to take it out, or they were hoping people would discover it and they would get a lot of free press over it.

  10. Uhh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    GTA: San Andreas is rated ESRB M for Mature (Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs).

    So what's the problem again?

    1. Re:Uhh.. by Jarnis · · Score: 4, Informative

      Idiotic people whining about a non-issue?

  11. Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear that there's also a code you can enter into Leisure Suit Larry that unlocks a secret driving game.

    1. Re:Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would get arrested if you took it off on the street, too. heh. That game was awesome.

    2. Re:Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what type of condom?

    3. Re:Larry by mink · · Score: 1

      " what type of condom?"

      You should have logged in for that.

      I wish I had not posted and lost my ability to moderate as this is a awesome referance to the game. If you dont get it, go play LSL1.

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  12. See the video here... by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:See the video here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone have a torrent available for this? Link is mega-slashdotted.

    2. Re:See the video here... by 68K · · Score: 1

      I can attest that the hack is real, and it most definitely leads to a mini-game. Some people have thought it a hoax, but it's not.

    3. Re:See the video here... by (EB)nickm · · Score: 1

      It's also on IFilm... I need to get plugger working for real, tho... :P

  13. Thank god it wasnt rated AO by gcnaddict · · Score: 0

    Well, we all know what wouldve been tje outcome if it was rated AO, dont we? (franchise erosion and death, etc.) so thank god it wasnt :)

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  14. This makes it worse for everyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    There's a lot of anti-computer-game sentiment in the world today, and the argument "we're adults, we can choose what to play" carries a lot more weight when games have ratings, so it's obvious to those who are choosing a game for a kid what's going to be in it.

    So when game authors turn around and put stuff in a game, hidden, that go far beyond what the game rating indicates is in there, it does nothing to help our cause. It makes the game ratings unreliable, which means people who want to trust ratings (parents, say) suddenly have no indicator that they can trust, and their only fallback is "all games suck".

    1. Re:This makes it worse for everyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      cut... paste...

      GTA: San Andreas is rated ESRB M for Mature (Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs).

      Again what is the problem?

      Go look at the video of the scene that's posted above. It's not graphic by any means.

  15. Easter egg! by egoriot · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If the game had to be modified to unlock this, how is this different from nudie mods? Do vulgar variable names left in debugging information also constitute offensive material?

    Either way, one hell of an Easter egg!

    1. Re:Easter egg! by atomm1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heheh, vulgar variable names. That brings back memories. I was 7 years old, programming in BASIC on my Apple IIGS, writing a very long, silly, useless program. And I used vulgar variable names wherever possible... at least whatever vulgar words I knew at that point. Years later, I learned that Apple BASIC only took the first two letters of a variable name into consideration. :'(

      In retrospect, this explains why I was having that bug involving the BOOBIE$ and BONER$ variables.

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    2. Re:Easter egg! by parliboy · · Score: 1

      The difference is that this isn't simply the removal of clothes from a model; it's the on-screen depiction of a sexual act. Vulgar variable names is moot to this particular argument, since that wouldn't alter the given rating. Fucking, however, likely would.

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    3. Re:Easter egg! by bughunter · · Score: 1
      A better question is:

      Doesn't hacking into the code to access protected content violate the DMCA?

      I think that Rockstar has an argument that this is an illegal hack and that their IP has been violated.

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    4. Re:Easter egg! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      From M to...M?

    5. Re:Easter egg! by G-funk · · Score: 1

      That would be funnier if it were true. Applesoft basic took the first 5 or so characters into account. Certainly not two.

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    6. Re:Easter egg! by atomm1024 · · Score: 1

      Really? I don't know what version I had, but I could have sworn it only used the first two letters.

      Do you know if QBasic does that? At the time, I also had an old IBM, so I might have been thinking of that one.

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  16. GTA, no longer appealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly i've never seen the appeal in the GTA series. Never mind the parents blaming this for school shootings and violent kids. The first one was fun because it was simple. Now that it's gone 3d and the story is trotting further and further into the territory of craptastic american "gangsta" popular culture, the fun just isn't there.

    If you ask me the ESRP should rate it "B for brainless".

    my $0.02

    1. Re:GTA, no longer appealing by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      If you ask me the ESRP should rate it "B for brainless".

      Better yet, they could rate it 'R' for "Retarded".

    2. Re:GTA, no longer appealing by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, nobody asked you.

      Of course, this apparently has not stopped you from sharing your opinion with the rest of us, despite the fact that it has nothing at all to do with the subject of this story, and adds nothing of value to the comments. In fact, it even fails as a troll, because you took it too far and tossed tact right out the window.

      Please grab a notepad and write this down for future reference: if anybody gives half a shit about your opinion, they'll ask you for it.

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    3. Re:GTA, no longer appealing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got that one, no mod points or you would get a +1 funny at least. Cheers!

  17. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by typobox43 · · Score: 1, Informative

    You mean like this?

    "Pro tempore or pro tem is a latin phrase which best translates to "for the time being" in English."

  18. scapegoat by gclef · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, I don't see how the ESRB could have known this stuff was there, without hacking every part of every game file. To get this stuff you have to manually change a couple game files. If it's something you have to consciously hack, and can't even get to in the course of (even wacky) gameplay, then it's not really part of the game.

    Yes, the designers shouldn't have shipped the game with that stuff anyway, but that's not ESRB's fault, that's the coder's. Using this to scapegoat the ESRB is stupid.

    1. Re:scapegoat by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thing is, I'm not even sure you can blame the coder. Lots of games have levels or characters or what-not that are "cut" partway through the design process. These parts are "left in" because removing them introduces more QA problems than simply cutting off all access.

      Then we go even beyond that. Many of those "cut" parts are sometimes accessible through codes or bugs. GTA3, for example, had a ghost town that, IIRC, could be reached if the player input a low-gravity code and flew there using the plane. Occasioanlly, you find 3rd person adventure games where the player can fall between the seams of a level to access something intended to be cut.

      Problem is, this is not the case for San Andreas. These mini-games were cut, likely because Rockstar realized the outcry that might occur when the soccer moms of the world heard about it. Again, probably for QA/testing reasons, the games weren't removed entirely, but simply had all access cut.

      Getting to these areas requires modifying system files; we aren't talking about a bug or a secret code, we're talking about a mod here. The uproar is as preposterous as blaming Eidos/Core for the old "Nude Raider" patches or complaining that a spreadsheet program doesn't add correctly after a library has been edited. Don't blame the programmers. Don't blame the ESRB.

      On second thought, just wait a week, and the hurricane or shark attacks will have pushed this "issue" entirely out of the media.

    2. Re:scapegoat by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's kind of a grey area. For example, most games have "cheat codes" that let you access parts of the game that aren't there during normal gameplay. Granted, the cheat codes are put in the game deliberately, and you can argue that a hack is something different.

      But what if the "hack" involves something as simple as renaming a file? Doesn't it seem in that case that the manufacturer actually intended for anyone who bought the game to be able to exploit that hole?

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    3. Re:scapegoat by m50d · · Score: 1

      I think see if it's leaked through official channels, that's normally the test. If the cheat codes appear in some kind of official statement from the game maker they were meant to be used, if not they weren't. (Do they really expect people to keep trying random words until they find them? I'm betting not)

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  19. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    Ahh, take your thorazine. And by the way, it's almost time for Wapner.

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  20. How is this different from the whole "Nude Lara Croft" oldjimmery from the halcyon days of Tomb Raider?

    1. Re:TR by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Or the Dawn patch for the Nvidia demo. They disabled the feature, and it's just a bunch of polygons, for cryin' out loud.

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    2. Re:TR by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Those textures already in the game, or supplied from outside?

      This GTA modification, does it add something not already in the game, or does it "unlock" something already there?

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      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    3. Re:TR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ESRB's investigation will examine whether the mod unlocks preexisting code, as appears to be the case, or is actually a purely third-party creation. Its ultimate purpose will be to determine if Take-Two violated ESRB regulations requiring "full disclosure of pertinent content."

      If the code was already in the game, that's how it would be different.

      Nude Raider was a hack to replace textures. It was not something already included in the game that someone stumbled across and figured out how to get working.

    4. Re:TR by mlk · · Score: 1

      Sims naked patch then? That I think just removed a blur effect.

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  21. The video, apparently by six6 · · Score: 1

    Here is a link to the video the gta modders created as proof:

    http://files.gtanet.com/gtasa/videos/hotcoffee.wmv

    But it's already slow, so good luck.

    1. Re:The video, apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this link (should hold on better)
      http://www.gatech-edu.org/file.wmv

  22. pr0n vid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The videos broken :(
    "PHP has encountered an Access Violation at 01BC3A4D"

    i guess thats what you get for posting pr0n vids on slashdot. ;)

  23. This is absurd. by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

    They disabled the code, and then modders put it back in. What's next, Valve being responsible for every Half-Life mod?

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  24. Not sure what the big deal is by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I think it was probably bad judgement for the creators of the game to put this in the game, it's not like this is really part of the game anyways, kids aren't going to come across the in normal play or anything. I mean, surely any person who would go through the trouble it takes to get to this easter egg would be able to find far more graphic things on the web.

    1. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by gremlins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kids aren't going to come across it because good parents would not let their young children play GTA. It all comes down to in the end that these idiots don't seem to understand that the games cost about $50 each. Kids can't afford this unless parents are giving their kids $50 dollars and paying no attation to what they spend it on. Mabey a teenager with a job could afford it but then again who cares about protecting them from this game.

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    2. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I mean, surely any person who would go through the trouble it takes to get to this easter egg would be able to find far more graphic things on the web.

      And this is obvious to everyone but the politicians and super-conservatives.

    3. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by zanespeak · · Score: 1

      A game that's rated M should, technically, only be sold to someone above the age of 17. I've worked part time from 15 and on (I'm 20 now, but that's not relevant) and was able to buy many a game for $50. My parents did a good job, and I turned out fairly well, but I was able to play what games I wanted to without their approval despite their vigilance, so don't go blaming the parents too quickly. P. S. You undermine your argument fairly quick when you say "blah blah blah, except in this one case but who cares about them anyway". Particularly when that one case (teenagers) is the majority of the debate.

    4. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by dancingmad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nearly everyone I know who owns a GTA game is under the age of 15 - whether you want to blame that on bad parenting, bad legislation, or whatever, it's there and I believe Rockstar and the games' publisher encourage it.

      I'm 21 and haven't found much value in the series...

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    5. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      Well I'm 33, and I find it stunning, and incredibly enjoyable.

      Of course, a friend of my wife's is the lead animator, but all that means is I have a signed copy. ;)

    6. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by gremlins · · Score: 1

      I'm 24, hell i was even a seasonal police officer, and I've been playing since GTA 1. Infact all the cops I worked with liked to play GTA 3 and Vice City. But going with what your saying I would have to ask where the kids got the $50 for the game. I am just sick of these irrational fears that some how games are corrupting the youth. And the crazy thing is that something like this happens ever generation. Remember how Elvis's gyrating corrupted the youth. It all comes down to that people are trying to legislate good parenting and thats bullshit. Kids aren't made of money so you have to be a really bad parent not to notice that they spent $50. Now for the point Rockstar games is to blame how can you prove that? I think the only reason people care about video games is the perceived notion that video games are for kids. I grew up with video games and most of my generation did also, we are all of adult age and we still like video games because the stories are growing with us. I am not going to play a sesame street spelling game, I am going to play video games similar to movies I like and if you hadn't noticed crime movies have been popular since the inception of moving pictures.

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    7. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Kids aren't going to come across it because good parents would not let their young children play GTA.

      Wrong. Good parents play GTA with their kids, and help them learn the difference between fantasy and reality.

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    8. Re:Not sure what the big deal is by gremlins · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that but thats the parent's choice not the governments, so if you want to teach your kids the diffrence between fantasy and reality go right ahead.

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  25. Game movie link by qaffle · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to a movie of the mini-game from a site that's not dead (as of now). http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/gta-sex-authentic- and-unlocked-107620.php

    1. Re:Game movie link by bedroll · · Score: 1

      But it shouldn't take long.....considering that's the link from the original post.

  26. I don't get it by dagny_dev_ · · Score: 1

    What's the problem? GTA SA is rated M. According to the ESRB, a game rated M for Mature can contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it should have been rated Adults Only?

    2. Re:I don't get it by cloudofstrife · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the "sexual content" that was referred to in the ESRB rating included a sex minigame. That stuff is usually saved for pron games, which would recieve an AO rating.

  27. I'm outraged! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the responsibility of the ESRB to individually reverse engineer every game they review to make sure there's no naughty bits left in it. Some heads should roll over this.

  28. Double Standard by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The game is already rated M because of its violence, but sex in said game has the California legislature up in arms? Of all the "bad things" in the game it's the sex that's supposed to have pushed up to Ao?

    1. Re:Double Standard by Siener · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Beating up hookers: OK
      Having sex with them: BAD

    2. Re:Double Standard by Catiline · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Darn tooting right, it's a double standard. "Ao" means "Sex Game", e.g. Leisure Suit Larry or those wacky Japanese "dating sims". No amount of violence will put a game there... but a single tit (or any other form of nudity) will force the game there.

      Remember, this is America, land of the Free -- free to show and sell violence, to all, but not sex. (Remember Janet's Superbowl wardrobe malfunction? Lead to a $550K fine, one of the largest ever.)

    3. Re:Double Standard by spauldo · · Score: 1

      That's the U.S. for you. You can have all kinds of violence and drug use and whatnot, but sex is a big no-no.

      Personally, I'd find it funny if I didn't live in the U.S. The people in government were there for the '60's and '70's during the sexual revolution. Maybe the ones in politics are the ones that didn't get laid?

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    4. Re:Double Standard by snwcrash · · Score: 1

      Haven't played God of War for the Playstation 2 yet? It has a sex minigame (sex is not shown). It also shows bare breasts in cutscenes and during gameplay.

      Oh, and it's also an extremely violent game with heads and limbs being ripped off, just no human-on-human violence.

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    5. Re:Double Standard by Taevin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've never understood that tendency myself but it is what happens more often than not. It's okay for people to see or participate in (in a game) the wholesale slaughter of people but if a breast is shown for even a brief moment, all hell breaks loose. Activist groups no one has ever heard of and droves of mortified parents come out from whatever rock they apparently live under. And show a penis, especially an erect penis, and you might as well kill yourself because you'll probably be charged with all sorts of sexual deviancy crimes and never see the light of day again.

      But it's okay because it's all to protect the children. Since there is no way a teenager has ever seen these parts and no reason to ever understand sex until they're 30, we MUST stop these horrible sex shows!

    6. Re:Double Standard by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      That's the U.S. for you. You can have all kinds of violence and drug use and whatnot, but sex is a big no-no.

      Well actually the drug use gets people up in arms too. We Americans just want pure unadulterated violence, no sex, no drugs! Afterall if the guy is all hopped up on drugs, he won't feel it as much when you wack him with the bat!

      Sigh, waiting for the day when it will be more acceptable to fondle a breast in a game than to cut it off with a chainsaw...

    7. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Games get cut for violence all the time. I read an article a few months ago that the game Punisher, would allow you to kill enemies in a violent way, so the ESRB forced them to pan away with the camera, and do some sound effect bullshit it its place.

      Of course the game didn't do well because they cut out alot of the fun parts that would have set it apart from other games.

    8. Re:Double Standard by mark-t · · Score: 1

      But if the all the violence is only CGI, and isn't real, where's the real harm?

    9. Re:Double Standard by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ya, North American "morals" never fail to amaze me when it comes to sex and violence...

      Witness professional wrestling - it's perfectly OK to beat someone with chairs and grind their face into barbed wire until they're gushing out blood, surrounded by screaming fans and such, but if you show a little sex, and the public wants you thrown in jail or worse...

      So which is more harmful to kids in the longrun? Watching adults (and I use the term loosely) beat eachother's brains out on TV (something that you hope they'll never do), or watching some sex (which they're going to do anyway)?

      N.

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    10. Re:Double Standard by JohnPerkins · · Score: 5, Funny

      There was a one-page scene in Mad Magazine, I think in the 90s.

      Movie production studio. Guy rushes into the boss's office: "Hey, RJ, I got the ratings people to give (movie) an R instead of an x!"

      RJ: "Great! How'd you do it?"

      Guy: "Remember that scene where Brad takes Michelle home and makes wild, passionate love to her?"

      RJ (looking excitied): "Boy, do I!"

      Guy: "I changed the script. Now he kills her!"

    11. Re:Double Standard by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      We Americans just want pure unadulterated violence, no sex, no drugs!

      What about rock 'n roll?

      Silly question - ever since Britney (maybe even before the Beatles) it's been no sex, no drugs, no rock 'n roll - but lots of violence...

    12. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, It's a good thing no one in europe ever complains about sexual imagery on TV *cough*crazyfrog*cough*

    13. Re:Double Standard by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      Seems from the article you linked that only a small amount of complaints actually meant the genitals. Most seem related to how fucking repetetive that is. Leave MTV on for a an hour, and you'll hear it atleast once.

    14. Re:Double Standard by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      All kinds of wise people say this anytime something like this happens and nothing ever changes.

      The problem is that the USA was founded by Calvinist Puritans. Puritans were violent motherfuckers (just read about the Salem witch trials) that also thought that sex was evil. That value is still around today and with the aging baby boomer generation getting older going back to church in case they die tomorrow, it's going to get worse. As long as the country survives it, it's ignorable.

    15. Re:Double Standard by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      Not the whole legislature (although I'm sure Yee's backers will spread the word to make this an issue). Frankly, I'm disgusted. Yee is being a total asshole - he's speaker pro tem of a state with SERIOUS budgetary issues, and all he can do is grandstand in order to try and advance his bill, which has been killed dead several times, only to be brought back to life, to give state bureaucrats the ability to extend their claws into the games industry, further depleting funds and creating another arm of government that will need tax money to feed it. Never mind that we have businesses and industrial jobs fleeing the state. Never mind that there is a budget shortfall for education. What's that the top of his list? The fact that children might be exposed to "sex" in a game that's already rated as mature, and not appropriate for children.

      The only reason why I can think of Yee trying to maintain such high visibility in the media, is because the state Democrats will try running him for Senator at some point in the future. If he does, be afraid, be very, very afraid.

    16. Re:Double Standard by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Ya, North American "morals" never fail to amaze me when it comes to sex and violence...

      Hey, don't pin these "morals" on us. Its just the religious nuts who get worked up over this stuff. They make a big stink about it in public then privately go do it at home. Ive been lectured about having porn by a lot of religious folk WHO HAVE PORN.

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    17. Re:Double Standard by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Ok, think of it like this. You're about say 10 years old. You get home from school and walk in on an argument in the kitchen. Your mother smacks your father across the face and storms out of the room. Gunna bother you some right? Well lets say your about 10 and you walk in to your mother blowing your father???

      You decided.

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    18. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      pro wrestling is fake, so no one ever gets bashed by a chair. they pretend to get bashed by a chair.

      Besides, it's not a sin to beat the shit out of someone. Murder, yes. sex out of wedlock, yes. What's so difficult to understand?

    19. Re:Double Standard by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      There are two problems with your analogy. One is that you're slanting the argument by presenting levels of sex and violence that are far different from what actually triggers complaints. TV shows are free to show violence much worse than a slap. Plenty of fictional shows involve on-screen murder, and sports TV is allowed to show boxing matches in which people are actually trying to beat each other into a pulp. OTOH, people go ballistic about a woman's breast being shown on TV, which is far less sex than you're mentioning. I'd guess that a 10 year old is likely to be far less traumatized by walking in and seeing his or her parents naked than he or shee would be by walking in on them trying to beat each other to a pulp.

      The other problem is that what a kid is likely to find traumatic depends heavily on aculturation. If a 10 year old finds violence to be less disturbing than sex, that may be because he or she has been exposed to violence more than to sex. If TV routinely showed nudity but not violence, then kids would be more shocked by the later than by the former.

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    20. Re:Double Standard by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Darn tooting right, it's a double standard. "Ao" means "Sex Game", e.g. Leisure Suit Larry or those wacky Japanese "dating sims". No amount of violence will put a game there... but a single tit (or any other form of nudity) will force the game there.

      And As seen here even LSL:MCL was rated M and not AO.

    21. Re:Double Standard by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      But if the all the violence is only CGI, and isn't real, where's the real harm?

      Because it allows children to (virtually) DO it, as opposed to just seeing it done... Not much of a difference because either way you slice it it's still simulated/virtual, but there is a line there.. I'm not a parent, but I don't look forward to having to find out where to draw that line, guarenteed my (young) kids won't be playing GTA or watching Scarface, though.

    22. Re:Double Standard by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "The people in government were there for the '60's and '70's during the sexual revolution. "

      By "were there," do you mean they experienced the revolution, or that they were there in the California state house even back then? :)

      Oh, and especially in this case, "the revolution will not be televised!"

    23. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, yeah, I remember this very clearly. I think it was near the back of the issue, IIRC.

    24. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Granted, but it's not like you have a large amount of people complaining in the US: Lone Activist Group Submits 99.8% of FCC Complaints

    25. Re:Double Standard by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      The uncensored version was AO.

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    26. Re:Double Standard by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      Oh, and it's also an extremely violent game with heads and limbs being ripped off, just no human-on-human violence.

      Dragging a cage with a Roman soldier in it up a hill to be sacrificed by burning him alive while he pleads for you not to kill him doesn't count as human-on-human violence? :)

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    27. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so difficult to understand?

      How you can base your entire life around a bunch of superstitious writings from 2000 or more years ago.

    28. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot that it is also publically ok for our government officials to have people tortured, raped and sodomized in the name of "fighting terrorism"

      The american sheep simply do what they are told.

      Why are you not doing what you are told? are you a traitor or a terrorst?

      mod me to hell, but you all know that I speak the truth here.

    29. Re:Double Standard by Izago909 · · Score: 1
      So which is more harmful to kids in the longrun? Watching adults (and I use the term loosely) beat eachother's brains out on TV (something that you hope they'll never do), or watching some sex (which they're going to do anyway)?
      This wouldn't be the first time the 'moral majority' had their priorities ass backward. You see, America was founded by people that were oppressed in England for being too prudish. To fundamentalists, the body is a dirty, sinful thing that should be hidden.
      Over a century ago, the lower class had horrible personal hygene, and the upper class was lucky enough to be able to afford powerful perfumes for themselves. This was normal because it was taboo to remove your clothes, even in total privacy. It wasn't until the "Cleanliness is next to godliness" marketing campaign by the hygene industry, around the turn of the century, that social and personal concepts began to change.
      Since then, business has taken a major role in shaping modern morals. Money is good, so products that make money become popular via marketing. The Christian majority still have a generalized shit list, but tends to focus on only a couple of hot button topics at a time, but the prowl is always on for open sex or nudity because of their historical significance.
    30. Re:Double Standard by Dryth · · Score: 1

      No amount of violence will put a game there... but a single tit (or any other form of nudity) will force the game there.

      From ESRB's ratings and descriptors guide:

      Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity.

      Emphasis mine.

      Don't assume that violence won't put a game there. Rumors persist regarding game ratings being based both on degree and amount of content. While I don't agree about getting all up in arms about this issue, the sex minigame could simply have been a rather explicit last straw. The violence in the game didn't simply disappear or cease to be a factor when the sex game was unlocked.

    31. Re:Double Standard by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the USA was founded by Calvinist Puritans. Puritans were violent motherfuckers (just read about the Salem witch trials) that also thought that sex was evil.

      Obviously they didn't think that it was so evil as to not have lots of it.

    32. Re:Double Standard by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. And therefore the EU version has censored that part, replacing the soldier with a zombie.

      Thankfully, both the sex minigame and the boobies are still there in their full glory.

    33. Re:Double Standard by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      So is violence on TV just their to promote the tolerance of violence, or is the tolerance and enjoyment of seeing violence what fuels violence on TV? Which do you believe? A conspiracy or natural capitalism?

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    34. Re:Double Standard by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      I don't think that there's necessarily a clean distinction between the two positions. Instead there is a feedback loop. American culture is more tolerant of violence than of sex, so we allow greater presentation of violence than sex in our media. That acculturates people to accept more violence than sex in the media, reinforcing their preexisting tolerance.

      That's not to say that the existing beliefs of the majority will naturally and inevitably be reinforced. It's possible for a minority, sometimes a small one, to push the boundaries of the acceptable one way or the other. Pornographers, for instance, have been trying (with some success) to push the boundaries of what is acceptable within the bounds of pornography. Things that would have been designated obscene (and thus could leagally be blocked) a few decades ago are considered acceptable today. Hollywood studios seem to be very willing to push the limits of acceptable violence, and people are more tolerant of violent content today than they used to be. On the other side of the battle, minority religious groups have recently had some success in pushing sexual content off the air.

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    35. Re:Double Standard by JohnPerkins · · Score: 1

      Found it! October 1992, page 16.

  29. Not The ESRB Fault... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The game developer/publisher is required to send in a video tape with questionable gameplay and a list of game cheats to access hidden areas. The ERSB is supposed to look at much of the game as possible before they set the rating. If stuff got left behind in the game that someone could unlock that would undermine the rating, it's not the ERSB fault. The developer/publisher should get reamed the next time that submit somthing to the ERSB.

    The politicians should do something useful like hunting down real terrorists instead of getting their panties because they don't know the cheat code to the game.

  30. Re: Coral link, damnit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
  31. The video of the sex game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  32. Stupid by Evro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody young enough to be traumatized by a "sex game" should be playing any of the GTA games at all to begin with. Once again, blame parents.

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    1. Re:Stupid by Zangief · · Score: 2, Funny



      What do you propose, to ban parents?!

      </irony>

    2. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Gah! America needs to grow up, seriously. Consensual sex scenes are far less bad than the violence in the rest of the game. America does seem to get hung up on sex a lot.

      Here in Europe they seem to realize that sex is part of life and that hiding it doesn't seem to do anyone any good at all. I see stuff here on daytime TV that I'm sure they wouldn't allow in Australia/America. Oh wow, there are some tits in an ad, big whoop, take a walk outside or on the beach sometime...

    3. Re:Stupid by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Just bad ones who think that kids need no guidance or supervision. The ones who don't like to treat every day with their kids as a teaching and learning opportunity.

    4. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia is a LOT more relaxed than the USA about sex on tv. Free to air TV here quite frequently shows both male/female full frontal nudity abd graphic sex scenes. Funnily enough you can see US shows where the yanks have blurred out breasts, and the networks here have cut graphic violence.
      I once watched a US documentary on breast cancer that would have been hilarious if it wasn't so sad. Every time a doctor on the show described something and tried to give a visual example, it was blurred out. Even on drawn diagrams and dummies!!

    5. Re:Stupid by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am a firm believer in boarding schools for the children of at least 50% of the parents out there.

  33. Ridiculous! by Quick+Sick+Nick · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a parent, this concerns me.

    I don't care if my child carjacks a senior.

    I don't care if he runs over innocent bystanders.

    I don't care if he joins the mafia.

    I don't care if he kills police oficers.

    I don't care if he picks up prostitutes then kills them to get their money.

    I don't care if he takes a golf club and starts clubbing to death pedestrians.

    But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!

    1. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, that sounds like fun. Maybe I'll go try this game out.

    2. Re:Ridiculous! by alvinrod · · Score: 1
      I wonder if this is such a big deal over in Europe where the attitudes towards sexual content are much more relaxed.

      I do recall hearing that when GTA 3 was released, the German version had certain "violent" features removed (I think it was the ability to kick or ground stomp NPCs that had been nocked down).

      Europe and America seem to be a lot different when it comes to violent/sexual content in games. The point you make in your post really does seem to exemplify the American view on the subject though. Violence is okay. Show someone getting their head cut off in a live execution at 8 in the morning on Saturdays. Show just one nipple though and it's the end of the world.

    3. Re:Ridiculous! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 4, Insightful


      That's one of things Europeans just can't understand about America. It's acceptable in America to take kids of 12 or 13 to a Schwarzenneger movie where he blows the bad guy up with a rocket launcher while saying something witty. If the movie involves people talking out their problems while there is a breast visible, then it's adults-only fare.

      -B

    4. Re:Ridiculous! by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I wonder if this is such a big deal over in Europe where the attitudes towards sexual content are much more relaxed.

      I do recall hearing that when GTA 3 was released, the German version had certain "violent" features removed (I think it was the ability to kick or ground stomp NPCs that had been nocked down).


      One good example is Carmageddon 1 or 2.

      In US: No cuts.
      In Britain: All the pedestrians (that you can run over) are zombies instead of humans.
      In Germany: All the pedestrians are robots (and squirt oil when ran over).

      Of course, just about the next day of release a patch appeared to restore original content.

      Also, in Fallout 2, children are missing from the streets so there isn't any child-killing (actually, they are still there, just invisible, so a stray shot could do some damage...)

      So, in US, they cut sexual content, Germany and UK they cut violence. Luckily, these days the Nordic countries are a region of their own in game releases and usually get completely uncut content.

    5. Re:Ridiculous! by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!

      Sweet. Necrophilia, too?

    6. Re:Ridiculous! by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      If the movie involves people talking out their problems while there is a breast visible, then it's adults-only fare.

      There's a further double standard too: female nudity is (relatively speaking) fine, but if there is any male nudity where any amount of penis can be seen (regardless of context) the film is guaranteed and NC17 rating. Seriously consider how much male nudity you've seen compared to female nudity in mainstream (as in not porn) film. On the odd occasions where you get directors who lean toward a more balanced take (Peter Greenaway for instacne) it seems rather surprising and odd. I can only presume that it is due to a large number of insecure males in the censors offices.

      Jedidiah.

    7. Re:Ridiculous! by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      Just to be fair, there are a number of PG13 films that include the showing of breasts here in the USA. It's pretty rare though.

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    8. Re:Ridiculous! by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      On Fallout 2: IIRC that was only in the horribly buggy ELV (English Low-Violence) version, there were no patches for it and lots of people seemed to accidently buy it when stores would carry the ELV version instead of the regular version. And then they pirated the real version where you could actually enter the military base...

      /Mikael

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    9. Re:Ridiculous! by Chapium · · Score: 1

      Thats hardly considered ok in my family, and we scorn at parents who do such things.

    10. Re:Ridiculous! by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      When you talk about female nudity, are you talking about vaginas or boobs? I don't watch a whole lot of movies, but I suspect that if there was a movie with a shot of the female genitalia, the MPAA would not be pleased. But women happen to have more naughty bits then men, and the breasts just aren't as naughty as genitals.

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    11. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps because people cannot fathom their children blowing up a bad guy with a rocket launcher (and after all, he was bad), but they can easily see their children having sex and getting pregnant or diseased.

    12. Re:Ridiculous! by fermion · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what we learned at the superbowl. Watching a game that retells the story of armies carrying body parts back to camp, or perhpas drunks carring stolen merchandise back to the pub, and continuously reminds kids that isn't doesn't matter how much you learn, just how well you play the game, is good family fun. However one teat is going to traumatize a country. Somehow it is better to baash someones head in than see a body part.

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    13. Re:Ridiculous! by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about head to toe frontal nude shots. You'll see such shots of women often enough (quite often not in a sexual context), but regardless of context it is very rare that you'll see such shots of men.

      Jedidiah.

    14. Re:Ridiculous! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I agree. They don't allow penises to be on screen, and it's a disappointment. As a married straight man, I'm appalled by the lack of good, solid male nudity. I liked Oz. I liked Oz a lot.

      If you had a wife, you'd know why.

      I think you're right. There are a few insecure guys in the ratings office who can't stand the thought of hot buttered buns for breakfast.

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    15. Re:Ridiculous! by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      but if there is any male nudity where any amount of penis can be seen (regardless of context) the film is guaranteed and NC17 rating.

      Usually, but not entirely true. I know American History X is an exception, and I could be wrong, but I seem to remember Schindler's List had brief male nudity as well.

      And speaking of insecure males, I suppose at this point I should say something mildly witty to point out the fact that I am, in fact, straight. Unfortunately, nothing is coming to mind except: "I'm not gay, really! I'm married! Yes, to a woman."

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    16. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this is such a big deal over in Europe where the attitudes towards sexual content are much more relaxed.

      Even in Europe, games with sexual content are always rated 18+. So if a game with such content in was sold with a lower rating, it would still be an issue. The reason why this particular game is not causing a problem is that it was already rated 18+ in most (probably all, but I'm too lazy to search in 25 countries) of Europe.

      I love to laugh at Americans as much as the next man, but in this case I think a lot of people are being unfair. If (for example) Half Life 2 was shown to have sexual minigames, we would be seeing exactly the same thing in Europe. The issue here is not the US being stricter on porn, but being softer on violence.

    17. Re:Ridiculous! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Germany has very strict laws about violence in computer games. I played the original Command and Conquer over there, and all of the infantry were replaced by robots that died in a pool of oil instead of blood. The odd thing was, it made the game more believable - you could imagine paying some money and quickly getting a combat robot, but paying a small amount and having a trained soldier appear is somewhat less plausible.

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    18. Re:Ridiculous! by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And speaking of insecure males, I suppose at this point I should say something mildly witty to point out the fact that I am, in fact, straight. Unfortunately, nothing is coming to mind except: "I'm not gay, really! I'm married! Yes, to a woman."

      Which raises another interesting point - the whole US presumption that Nudity == Sex. There seems to be this idea that nudity must be entirely sexual, and hence if you're a man looking at naked men (regardless of context) you must be gay. If you ever look at nude woman, regardless of context, then its all about sex. In practice I would think it is the context, rather than the nudity, that ought to be of concern.

      I think the tight binding of nudity and sex in the US stems, in a large part, from the fact that nudity is so taboo there. That means the only time you see much nudity is if you're secretively looking at porn or some such. That is, because nudity has been driven underground the only context in which it is generally encountered is a sexual one. It's rather sad really.

      Jedidiah.

    19. Re:Ridiculous! by frission · · Score: 1

      What concerns me is that people that spell like this :

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      I don't care if he kills police oficers.
      ...
      But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!
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      have children... :)

    20. Re:Ridiculous! by agraupe · · Score: 1

      Try "Life of Brian". It's only R, and it's old (meaning probably rated more strictly).

    21. Re:Ridiculous! by six11 · · Score: 1
      That's one of things Europeans just can't understand about America.

      It's something Americans don't understand about America, either.

    22. Re:Ridiculous! by Kentamanos · · Score: 1

      I've run into the German issue before.

      In Temple of Elemental Evil (a D&D RPG game published by Atari), the game originally had children walking around inside a town. Apparently in the game you are able to attack and kill any NPC, so they actually had to remove all children from the game because they wanted to release it in Germany.

      Unfortunately, they ruined a lot of "quests" if you will in the process. Lots of NPC dialog still referred to the children etc., and some quests even required interacting with the now nonexistent children :).

    23. Re:Ridiculous! by grumbel · · Score: 1

      ### I wonder if this is such a big deal over in Europe where the attitudes towards sexual content are much more relaxed.

      Lula 3D has a '16' rating in germany and similar or worse content then that GTA minigame.

      ### I do recall hearing that when GTA 3 was released, the German version had certain "violent" features removed

      Yep, that is still the case with GTA4, even so nobody really seems to know why they removed it, it doesn't really make the game any more brutal then it already is. The old doing of removing violent content from games is no longer needed these days in germany since the law got changed a while back, so that age ratings are mandatory for all games. Before that games were either 'free for all' or 'indiziert' which meant that a game was only free for age 18 and it was forbidden to perform any form of advertisment for the game, thus making it basically unsellable. So the publishers played save to not get any close to the 'indiziert' barrier and removed anything offensive. Today however games are no longer 'indiziert' they simply get a 'age 18' rating, without the limit on advertisment.

    24. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Europeans?!?! This is one thing Americans can't understand about Americans! Who cares about the Europeans!

    25. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not American - it's Christian.

      Reminding yourself of this fact with regards to a vast number of things non-Americans say about Americans would grossly help with the anti-American sentiment that we find ourselves increasingly having to deal with.

    26. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember "16 Candles"? They show tits and ass, depicted underage drinking and sex, used the word "fuck" more than once, yet that movie only got a PG. Gotta wonder sometimes.

    27. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually not true. Many older movies contained nudity and were only rated PG.

    28. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's not American - it's Christian.

      Um, yeah. Let me get out my New Testament. Ok, here it is, Mark 245:34:

      And Jesus tightened the belt on his robe and said, "Mary, quit flashing your tits whenever I give a speech. I'm trying to make an important point about the kingdom of heaven here, but everyone's justing paying attention to you! I swear, biatch, if you upstage me again, I'll ..." he sighed and said, "oh Father, give me strength."
    29. Re:Ridiculous! by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      "Sideways" had brief male nudity too...

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    30. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In US: No cuts.

      Man, and that's my favorite part of the game too!

      That part where I run over the guy with the John Deer mower and he gets up and says, "Ow! You cut me you bitch!" That's totally classic.

    31. Re:Ridiculous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > As a parent, this concerns me.
      > I don't care if my child carjacks a senior.
      > I don't care if he runs over innocent bystanders.
      >I don't care if he joins the mafia.
      >
      > I don't care if he kills police oficers.
      > I don't care if he picks up prostitutes then kills them to get their money.
      > I don't care if he takes a golf club and starts clubbing to death pedestrians.
      >But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!

      As a parent, this concerns me too.

      I don't care how much of a kinky freak my son ends up going out with, I don't want my son bending his girlfriend over my tombstone either!

    32. Re:Ridiculous! by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      Well, Sixteen Candles came out in 1984. According to this, PG-13 was invented that year, because people were upset with the rating Gremlins got (PG). So it's entirely possible that when Sixteen Candles was rated, PG-13 didn't exist, so the choices were R or PG. According to IMDB, it initially received an R, and then received PG on appeal, so that seems plausible.

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    33. Re:Ridiculous! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      And if he doesn't get exposed to naked chicks, he will not want to have sex?

      What kind of 13 year-old guys do you have around you?

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    34. Re:Ridiculous! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I'm not gay, really! I'm married! Yes, to a woman.

      We might have believed you had you not piled obvious lies on the end.

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  34. Only for 18 year olds! by iamdrscience · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly this game was misrated! It's rated "M" implying that it's suitable for no one under 17 when obviously it should get the highest rating of "AO" to reflect that no one under 18 should play it.

    THAT EXTRA YEAR MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE!

    1. Re:Only for 18 year olds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you're confused. The rating systems
      says M --> (a (a >= 18). This
      does not mean one year's difference.
      It means at most one day.

    2. Re:Only for 18 year olds! by BlueHands · · Score: 1

      as someone else pointed out, and that year is for the nipple! hevean help us, save our 17 year old "child" from seeing a nipple while he is smashing someones head with a baseball bat!!

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  35. new rating by Capt.+Caneyebus · · Score: 1

    So the ESRB was supposed to make a new game category? And how is this different from trying to get the hookers in your car? That is somewhat of a sex game. This should be no surprise.

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  36. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by typobox43 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It should? I've never seen that usage in this case. Just look at the Google results for "president pro tem" and "president pro temp" - 96,800 for the former, and only 674 for the latter. "pro tem" is simply an abbreviation of "pro tempore", nothing more.

  37. that was only in office '97 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you work as time travelling salesman, you're outta luck.

    In case you do though, put me down for 1000 shares worth of enron short...

    1. Re:that was only in office '97 by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      I have several copies of Office '97 laying around my house. Infact, before I found out about OpenOffice, it was the only office program I used. There is no reason to upgrade to Office XP if you have '97.

    2. Re:that was only in office '97 by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is a pinball game in Word 97. You can find a number of hidden office things here:

      http://einsteinsbreakfast.com/officegames.html/

    3. Re:that was only in office '97 by Basehart · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's also a pretty realistic living hell in Windows ME

    4. Re:that was only in office '97 by ryanov · · Score: 1

      You screwed up there -- the trailing slash breaks the link. The proper link is:

      http://einsteinsbreakfast.com/officegames.html

  38. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by Halcyonandon · · Score: 2, Informative
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  39. Good grief.. nothing to see here, move along. by smeenz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is so ridiculous.

    Clearly they wrote the code and then decided to play it safe and comment out the line that calls it before submitting the game for rating, replication, and distribution.

    So someone comes along and adds the call to that disabled code back in and it's rockstar's fault.. how ?

    How is this different from the nude models in Sims 2, or the console command to remove the pixelization when the sims are showering in that same game ? Surely EA Games aren't responsible for that ?

  40. So how do you unlock it? by mcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have to actually mod the game to "unlock" this then I don't see why this is the ESRB's business. The game Rockstar shipped deserved the rating it received. The game with the porn in it is a result of modification by the end user and therefore a different game from the ESRB's perspective. You could easily mod quake 3 so that, I don't know, all the textures are hardcore pornography, but that doesn't earn quake 3 an "adult" rating.

    But, of course-- and this incident just goes to show this-- the ESRB isn't actually about allowing gamers to be informed about their purchases, or about allowing parents to responsibly monitor and regulate the video game usage of their children. Those things are just halfhearted side effects. The ESRB is about feeding and indulging hysteria and media hype concerning video games. With this goal in mind, of course, the ability to mod a game to unlock or insert porn becomes very much the ESRB's business.

    1. Re:So how do you unlock it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could easily mod quake 3 so that, I don't know, all the textures are hardcore pornography, but that doesn't earn quake 3 an "adult" rating.

      Really? Where do I sign up to download this?

    2. Re:So how do you unlock it? by zanespeak · · Score: 1

      Your analogy fails because there is a critical difference: quake 3 didn't come with hardcore pornagraphy textures in the game, whereas GTA:SA came with all the necessary files for the sex mini-game (referred to as "hot coffee") on it's DVD. Yes, it does require you to "hack" into the games files a bit, but you're not creating new content. That's why this is a fuzzy situation.

      Let's think back to the Quake (...engine) days again, when you had to modify the game shortcut for Half Life to say "sv_cheats=1". Are you modifying the game? Technically, yes. Are you doing much more than enabling something already built there by the coders. Technically, no. While in GTA it's a bit harder than a few additional keystrokes, you're still simply enabling something already built there by the coders.

      As much as I love GTA:SA (I'm nearing 80% and hope to be at 100% soon enough), I do believe this is the fault of Rockstar Games for not entirely removing the content before distribution. The ESRB shouldn't be blamed, as games are required to fully disclose the content of the game.

    3. Re:So how do you unlock it? by mcc · · Score: 1

      One could say there is significant conceptual and practical difference between editing a simple configuration file in a text editor, and having to actually insert or extract blocks of hex within game binary files to insert code paths or extract images.

    4. Re:So how do you unlock it? by zanespeak · · Score: 1

      I agree, there is a big difference. I still argue that you're moreso enabling already created content instead of creating new content. It's still something there, on the DVD you purchased.

    5. Re:So how do you unlock it? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      the ESRB isn't actually about allowing gamers to be informed about their purchases, or about allowing parents to responsibly monitor and regulate the video game usage of their children. Those things are just halfhearted side effects. The ESRB is about feeding and indulging hysteria and media hype concerning video games. With this goal in mind, of course, the ability to mod a game to unlock or insert porn becomes very much the ESRB's business.

      Realistically, you have two choices in this matter:

      1) The ESRB can rate games
      2) The US Government can rate games

      Which do you prefer?

      Having every game be unrated isn't an option for a bunch of different reasons: people don't have time to research every purchase to that level, games that initially appear fine for kids (Conker) may later on have objectionable content, etc.

      Personally, I think the ESRB is doing a good job, and I think it's doing a much BETTER job than the MPAA does rating movies. (How the hell did Scary Movie, with a scene where a man is killed by a penis being jabbed into his skull, get an 'R' rating!?)

      The ESRB doesn't feed media hype, in fact they do the exact opposite: they're the ones lobbying *against* government laws about video game content. (Like the recent restriction on video games that Washington State was trying to pass.)

    6. Re:So how do you unlock it? by m50d · · Score: 1

      The content was apparently there. Would it be possible to play it by opening it (e.g. with a level editor or something), without having to modify anything? In that case, I think it probably should be considered for the ratings.

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    7. Re:So how do you unlock it? by mink · · Score: 1

      There used to be a mod for DOOM that did that. Dont know about any other games.

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  41. Another, somewhat related story... by sesshomaru · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The current attacks on the gaming rating system is having its desired effect, censorship. Not yet of the big titles, Rockstar will still fight for its number one selling franchise. But smaller games? Forget it. Unless it is considered a hot property starring $.50, you can bet it will be pulled!

    Because of people like Leland Yee, the American version of Sonic Gems will be significantly different than the Japanese version:

    Sonic Gems Collection US = no Streets of Rage

    According to GameSpot, who spoke to Sega regarding this topic, the Streets of Rage games will definitely not be in the US version of Sonic Gems Collection. Ready for the reason? Chances are it's going to piss you off.

    It's because Sega would have had to change the game's ESRB rating from an "E" to a "T" to accommodate the inclusion of the somewhat violent titles, and Sega opted to go for the "E" rating instead.

    So, Leland Yee can sit back and laugh, haw haw.

    I know my girlfriend's 10 year old daughter wouldn't be very interested in Streets of Rage, and I seriously don't think it is going to "affect" her if it were in a game. (Oh look, the little cartoon people are beating each other up, heaven forfend!) This particular case affects mostly people like me, older gamers who really want to play old Genesis games that we may have missed the first time around (I never got Streets of Rage III or Bonanza Brothers.) More broadly, it will effect games that aren't guaranteed sellers and cause the whole market to become more homogenized (while still being just as offensive to those of you who hate the ultra-violent games that are a license to print money.)

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  42. So what was the ESRB rating? by tktk · · Score: 1
    The game allows you to kill people....you'd think that having sex with them would rate lower on the ESRB scale and automatically be covered. Having to specify everything for ESRB seems pretty stupid.

    Unless of course, you kill them first then have sex with them. That might need a new rating.

  43. Um, sex. Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this game pretty hyper-violent anyway? Isn't it M already? Doesn't that already mean its not meant for kids?

    So what about whether its a mod or hack, its just sex. I don't see how this would significantly change the subject or the rating of the game. I mean, given the choice of exposing my kid to sex or violence, I would much rather the sex.

    I don't understand this country sometimes....

  44. I wonder about the shrinks by newrisejohn · · Score: 1

    It must be odd talking to a GTA-playing patient that's feeling unsatisfied sexually.

    "Well, I thought her excitement level was up, so I really started mashing her buttons, but all that did was piss her off? I had to up-and-down on joystick 1 by myself!"

  45. Strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost all the objectives are illegal and probably immoral in the GTA family of games (running random people over, or beating them up, shooting, stealing, running from the police, etc.).

    Yet, the loudest complaints are over a removed objective that is actually perfectly legal in real life?

    Astounding...simply astouding...

  46. -Lets get realisitc by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Ok i love the GTA games (well i enjoyed 1 and 2 but 3 onwards were amazing) , but lets get serious.
    you can slaughter inocent civilians , slaughter multiple law enforcers and militarys personel .
    You can blow up countless cars ,place car bombs , pick up hookers(and not see anything) and start random fights.
    So why oh why does someone get so upety now that there is a small poisiblity that some hackers can acces posible code that allows you to see some sex.
    Seriously , Game sex is far less offensive than game violence(like in real life) and game violence is just fun(so long as you can seperate reality and fiction)

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    1. Re:-Lets get realisitc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      game violence is just fun

      As opposed to game sex, which is just disgusting. Those squirrels can keep their paws to themselves.

    2. Re:-Lets get realisitc by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "lets get serious."

      No shit. I love the game, but as a parent I'm more likely to sit my son down and have a discussion with him about how he shouldn't confuse game/movie violence with real life than worry about him seeing some tits. Then again, if people have kids who can't handle nudity at 17 (while playing violent games like San Andreas), there are bigger problems in the world.

  47. Parenting... by someguy456 · · Score: 1

    Yee's final comment is strident: "Clearly the ESRB has a conflict of interest in rating these games, plain and simple, parents cannot trust the ESRB to rate games appropriately or the industry to look out for our children's best interests."

    Gee, I've got an idea, maybe parents should look out for their children's best interests!

    Seriously, though, what has this society come to?

  48. Does anyone have a torrent or a mirror? by Mr.Radar · · Score: 1

    I'm getting less than 1 kBps from that link, and the other one (linked in another post further down) simply stopped working altogether.

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    1. Re:Does anyone have a torrent or a mirror? by j-beda · · Score: 3, Informative

      There seems to be one here, but I have not tried it.

    2. Re:Does anyone have a torrent or a mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. that works.

    3. Re:Does anyone have a torrent or a mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Thanks for the torrent link - it works. Please keep doing this for anything fairly large like this. It's great to actually be able to get the data instead of just clicking on it, waiting a while and giving up.

      Cheers to j-beda! If I could serve you a beer thru the internet, you'd have a fresh cold one right now.

  49. Insightful? by glrotate · · Score: 3, Informative

    The ESRB rates what's submitted to them. Excel wasn't submitted hence no rating.

    The issue with GTA:SA is that it was submitted and given an inappropriate rating. It recieved a MA, Mature Audience, and, __based on the ESRB's own published criteria__ ,it should have gotten an AO, Adults Only.

    1. Re:Insightful? by tehcrazybob · · Score: 1

      Well, I can't watch the video because the site hosting it is really feeling the slashdot effect. However, from the screenshots, I am inclined to agree with their original rating. Though they are having sex, the characters in the screenshots appear to be fully clothed. The description of the M rating provides for some sexuality, provided there is no nudity. I'm pretty sure clothed sex qualifies as sexuality. Now, if they were naked, then and only then would an AO rating be justified.

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    2. Re:Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of guarentees does ESRB supply that it has fully searched out every aspect of the game? Do to the incredibly large number of possible directions these games can be taken in even without modifying the game files itself, they would be foolish to go beyond "To the best of our knowledge." I think an apology and a statement that they do not now, or plan in the future, to have their ratings apply to this sort of modification, should be all we should expect from them.

    3. Re:Insightful? by sweetwayne · · Score: 1

      In the video I saw, the main character was clothed while the girlfriend was naked. She gave the guy head (shown from the rear, no genitalia) and then they humped in missionary and doggie positions (again, no genitalia). The girls breasts and butt were visible. To me it was no worse than an "R" rated movie which is what the "M" classification seems the most similar to.

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    4. Re:Insightful? by tehcrazybob · · Score: 1

      Well, I managed to get the video. I will admit, the scene is probably worthy of an AO rating. However, since it's hidden so deeply in the game, I don't think it's justified. If some little kid playing the game could accidentally unlock that scene, then the AO would be fine. However, if you have to download and install something to get the scene, the rating is foolish. Remember when Tomb Raider 2 on PC was popular? As I recall, someone released a hack that allowed you to walk around with a naked Laura Croft. That didn't earn the game an AO rating, because it wasn't really part of the game.

      I think this is basically the same thing.

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  50. Playing with yourself by timeToy · · Score: 0

    USA is very interesting; it's okay to have a game where the goal is to become a "better" gangster, but as soon as you go below the belt every youth advocate start to cry. I rather have my kids playing with their wiener than playing with a gun. At least if it shoots itself by accident the only risk a stain, and a smile.

  51. You know..... by krell · · Score: 0

    You know, if it turns out that this "sex game" is real, it just might be possible that "GTA" is not suitable for young children after all. This really changes things.

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    1. Re:You know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you'll be buying the game, as it is the closest thing you'll get to sex.

      Why do you go around making pointless comments that add nothing to the discussion. Not only are you a karma whore, but you are a failed karma whore.

    2. Re:You know..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why do you go around making pointless comments that add nothing to the discussion"

      Did you look in a mirror when you asked this?

  52. More of America being retarded: by failure-man · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Woo! Shooting things! Reckless driving! Killing bystanders! Killing cops!

    Wait, is that a boobie?! OMGWTF!!!!!1111one WE MUST PROTECT CHILDREN FROM THIS CORRUPTING INFLUENCE! THINK OF TEH CHILDREN!

    Where do we get so many morons around here anyway? Have they been putting a moron virus in lunch meats for the past few generations or something?

    1. Re:More of America being retarded: by mapmaker · · Score: 1
      Where do we get so many morons around here anyway?

      The boobie-patrol types come from here. As an urban dweller you may not have encountered any in person, but they're out there.

  53. Political pandering and spotlight stealing by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly. This is like getting all high and mighty because an NC-17 movie has unadvertised sex in it that was left on a master replication print that differed from a screener print. There are no stronger rating in games or movies, so what exactly is the ESRB expected to do? Apologize saying, "Oh, we're sorry. That should have been Stronger Sexual Content"?

    The game is not directed at kids and should not be purchased by kids. It says so right on the damned box!

    Adding a topless woman in a frame of The Rescuers (Disney) ... okay, I could understand why certain people were upset by that incident. But in this case it's nothing more than the Indecency Policeman getting on his moral high horse in order to make it seem as though he's oh-so-very-worried about the delicate values of the people that he so caringly represents. {/SARCASM}

    Wait a minute ... Yee's a D-California??? And he's worried about indecency? Wow! Who would have thought! (Yes, humorless mods, that's a joke.)

    Once again, a politician is out to make a huge fuss to prove to his constituency that he's worthy of re-election. "Molehill, I'd like you to meet your replacement, Mountain. Mountain is going to be my new Public Relations chief and head of my re-election campaign."

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    1. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Adding a topless woman in a frame of The Rescuers (Disney)

      I'd not heard of that incident, and thought it sounded very dubious, so I had a quick google around, and lo and behold, Snopes confirms it as true. here, if anyone's interested. Quality stuff ^_^

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    2. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1
      Adding a topless woman in a frame of The Rescuers (Disney) ... okay, I could understand why certain people were upset by that incident.

      I can't. They're only breasts. Everyone has them, some are just bigger than others. Religious half-wits should just get a grip.

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    3. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Wait a minute ... Yee's a D-California??? And he's worried about indecency?"

      Either Hollywood isn't in his district, or Hollywood wants to have these crazies target some other industry for a while.

    4. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by linguae · · Score: 1
      Wait a minute ... Yee's a D-California??? And he's worried about indecency? Wow! Who would have thought! (Yes, humorless mods, that's a joke.)

      The Commun^WDemocrats are as rabid as getting the state involved in our personal lives as much as the Republicans are. The only difference I see with the two is that Democrats are pushing socialist and statist policies (social programs, higher taxes, gun control, and don't forget that the Democrats on the Supreme Court voted to destroy some of our private property rights weeks ago) while the Republicans have been taken over by religious fundamentalists who force their views on morality on everybody else. Both want more governmental control on our personal lives, which would ultimately lead to a totalitarian government, where we will have no freedom left. All in the name of "thinking about the children."

      In a free society, the parents should be the ones dictating what is indecent in their homes, not the government, no matter if it's local, state, or federal. Government should stop worrying about whether or not somebody sees a bare breast and worry more about protecting freedoms. America is supposed to be "the land of the free," and not 1984.

    5. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      In a free society, the parents should be the ones dictating what is indecent in their homes, not the government, no matter if it's local, state, or federal.

      Whoa ... Common sense does not belong on Slashdot or in the real world, young man! The gub'ment is telling you that playing violent games like GTA:SA is going to make you into a murderer, and this sex crack will turn you into a rapist as well! The gub'ment said it, so you better believe it! A DEMOCRAT from CALIFORNIA said it! GTA:SA is evil and vile, and this sex crack makes it even that much worse!

      Feh! Parents taking responsibility for their children indeed!! What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing it with the rest of us?

      (If I need to tell any mod that that was sarcasm, then we might as well just abolish the modding system entirely.)

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    6. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      They're only breasts. Religious half-wits should just get a grip.

      Oh, the irony of those statements! I think that you might have found out why they act the way that they do!

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    7. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      Political affliation is irrelevant. Don't forget that it was Tipper Gore who brought us the RIAA advisory "EXPLICT LYRICS" labels.

      There's a number of people on both sides of the fence fighting against the evils of naughty words and boobies.

    8. Re:Political pandering and spotlight stealing by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      Political affliation is irrelevant. Don't forget that it was Tipper Gore who brought us the RIAA advisory "EXPLICT LYRICS" labels.

      Touché.

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  54. I can see this in the legislature now by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

    Speaker Pro Tem Lee: "We gotta protect the children! Think of the children! What about the children!" "Harumph! Harumph! Harumph!".
    Legislature: "Harumph! Harumph! Harumph!".
    Lee: (pointing) "Hey! I didn't get a 'Harumph' outa that guy"
    Hedy Lamar ("that's Hedley"): "Come on, give the Speaker Pro Tem a Harumph".
    Guy: (meekly) "Harumph!"
    Speaker Pro Tem Lee: (pointing again) "You watch your ass!"

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  55. There's a programmer at Rockstar... by filterchild · · Score: 1

    who spat coffee all over his monitor when he read this.

  56. Free Advertising for GTA by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If indeed GTA is no longer appealing, then all of the fuss over stuff that the children could not possibly get to without a lot of help is just a lot of free advertising for Rockstar Games. Now there'll be a whole bunch of horny teens hacking the game for the sex games over the weekend!

    1. Re:Free Advertising for GTA by dagr8tim · · Score: 1

      I agree. I had no desire to play GTA:SA until I read this post. I'm sure I'm not the only one that will be either buying or ripping off the game this weekend to play.

      The conspiricy theorist in me wants to say that Rockstar left this "feature" in and leaked the information on how to unlock it or just waited for somebody to figure it out for this exact reason.

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  57. So if a Parent buys GTA: SA by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    which is rated Mature, not for teens

    then why are they complaining if it's Mature, not for teens.

    Time to get out the cluesticks, we're in short supply here in Soviet Amerika.

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  58. Mod parent up (or not), GP down by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have writing "Mod parent up" posts, but I think this time it's semi-necessary. The mods who gave that rating to the grand parent post are quite wrong here.

    As the parent said: The minigames included in Word and Excel have nothing to do with the ESRB, because Word and Excel (seeing as they're not games) were never submitted for a rating.

    1. Re:Mod parent up (or not), GP down by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Informative

      The grandparent was asking a perfectly valid question, he didn't state any mistruths or anything similar. I don't see why he should be modded down for it.

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    2. Re:Mod parent up (or not), GP down by Suddenly_Dead · · Score: 1

      But it was completely irrelevant to the matter in question.

      He said that a better question was to ask why MS Word and Excel weren't rated by the ESRB. That's not the same thing, and you can't call it "a better question". It's my opinion that such a comment doesn't merit a +4.

      *shrug*

  59. An interesting problem. by jd · · Score: 1
    Full disclosure would have eliminated all sales. No disclosure (which is wha they opted for) leaves them vulnerable to legal action and other major penalties.


    Part of the problem is opting to write these sorts of mini-games, when you know damn well you can't openly include them. Fine, produce them as "AO" extensions to the game, seperately packaged. They might even have made more money that way, as they could then charge extra for the mini-games that were too OTT to include as standard.


    Another part of the problem is relying on third-party teams (who, in turn, rely on the company programmers) to tell them what is OK and for whom.


    Probably the best way to have game ratings is to measure the quantity of something versus the maturity level needed to deal with it. Space Invaders has lots of violence, but doesn't require any maturity to handle that.


    It would also allow for smarter choices. Two sixteen year olds can have very different maturity levels, so judging them as if they were identical is flawed from the start.


    However, in order for this - or any other ratings system - to work, the company has to be honest as to what is there, easter eggs, disabled code, and all. In the end, I'm not completely convinced this game harms children, but I DO believe that the implied lack of trust and lack of honesty MAY VERY WELL harm children. In this case, I think there's been a lack of honesty all round.

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    1. Re:An interesting problem. by Skellbasher · · Score: 1

      I think you are missing the point. How can you say that a sex scene embedded in the code is worse than chopping up cops with a chainsaw IN THE COURSE OF NORMAL GAMEPLAY ???? There's a valid bitch here if we were talking about a game T at release, and easter eggs/hidden code that would have brought out an M rating was discovered later. But the entire premise of the game is based on extreme violence and mayhem. I don't see how burying it balls deep in some virtual skank makes it any worse.

    2. Re:An interesting problem. by jd · · Score: 1
      It doesn't make it worse, I would agree there. I don't even thing it makes sense to combine the two as though they were the same thing. The violence should be rated for the violence, the sexual content should be rated for the sexual content, and don't combine them into a single overall score.


      My other point is that it is not the quantity but the nature and the requirements placed on the player. Take the worst scene of violence, take the mental maturity required to deal with it OK, and divide one by the other. That gives you your violence "trauma quotient".


      Do the same for the sexual scenes and come up with a TQ for that. Same for everything else that is extreme.


      The consumer then just figures out what TQ limits they want to give themselves, given where they emotionally are, and buys according to that. Physical age guarantees NOTHING, and a composite all-encompassing score tells you NOTHING. If you have nothing to go on, your best decisions will be worth exactly NOTHING.

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  60. Mirror by Capricous · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Here is a mirror on Bittorrent of the movie that is going much faster than any web server hosting the file: http://www.mybittorrent.com/info/bittorrent_info_g ames_145038.html

    1. Re:MIRROR by bhtooefr · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ehm... you are either:

      A. A repost troll
      B. Posting in the wrong story. Try the ESRB and GTA story next time, m'kay?

    2. Re:MIRROR by katarac · · Score: 1
      Try the ESRB and GTA story next time, m'kay?
      Isn't that what this is?... This mirror seems relevent and is actually what I was looking for... I'm confused.
    3. Re:MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, which story do you think you're posting in?

    4. Re:MIRROR by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      *smashes head in stupidity*

      OK, it WAS the right STORY. *smacks self again*

      What was wrong is that it was the wrong THREAD...

      He replied to my comment that Excel 95's "FPS" mode possibly used the Doom 95 engine. That's not the right thread...

    5. Re:MIRROR by Stauf · · Score: 1

      I probably don't have to point out, but I will anyway - Not Safe For Work!

      It seems a fairly explicit example of, uhhh, polyigonal relations, and contains a fair amount of content (in the way of textures and animations) - I wonder why it was left in if it wasn't intended that players find it? (Though, it seems the barrier to unlock it is high enough so it'd never be found unless you were explicitly looking for it, it's not like Rockstar forced this on the players.)

    6. Re:MIRROR by katarac · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. I go with the flat view so that wasn't evident.

  61. Isn't that about the most socially redeeming part? by schiefaw · · Score: 1

    I have not seen the SA version. But, in the first GTA, couldn't you have sex with a hooker and then kill her to get your money back? How can there be hidden content that is any worse than the blatant content? A hard core porn video could only elevate the morality of this thing!

    In fact, I demand less violence and more porn on television!

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  62. what's in the game and what's in the mod by davidwr · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between:

    Game:
    Do step 1
    Do step 2

    Modded game:
    Do step 1
    Call mod_code
    Do step 2
    function mod_code: // do naughty things

    and

    Game:
    Do step 1
    If false call dead_code //assume unoptomized compile
    Do step 2
    function dead_code: // do naughty things

    Modded game:
    Do step 1
    If true call dead_code
    Do step 2
    function dead_code: // do naughty things

    The end result in both cases is the same:
    The unmodded game does not do naughty things, the modded one does. The only real difference is in the 2nd case the unmodded game is bigger, and both the modded and unmodded games are infinitesimally slower due to the "if" statement.

    If the publishers had properly used dead-code-eliminating compilers, certain types of left-over code hacks, like the one above, won't happen.

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    1. Re:what's in the game and what's in the mod by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that a lot of this is code, and not script.

  63. Games need "Director's Cut" upgrades by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the movie world, there's the theatrical release, rated by the MPAA, and then, often, there's the unrated "Director's cut", with extra sex, violence, or long boring scenes, depending on what was cut in the first pass. Games may go that way. Would probably increase sales, too.

    1. Re:Games need "Director's Cut" upgrades by ryants · · Score: 1
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  64. Rating system by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "M" is no one under 17
    "AO" is no under 18

    So to clarify, running over people, shooting people, killing police officers, stealing cars, etc. are all okay if you're 17. Consensual sex, on the other hand, you have to be 18 for.

    1. Re:Rating system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corollary - Only 17 year olds will be added to the list of people who can't buy this game. So they get their friend to buy. Big whoop

    2. Re:Rating system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that in this country it's okay to go to war and kill people at the age of 18. But heaven forbid you have a beer before you're 21!

      That's just ludicrous! All those hooligans belong in jail.

  65. XBox? by fungus · · Score: 1

    Any idea if this "feature" is also available on the Xbox version of the game?

  66. sex vs. violence by phriedom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The US has strange attitudes about sex and violence. GTA:SA has (appropriately in my opinion) an M rating. The game allows you, if you choose, to:kill other gang members, cops and innocent bystanders in lots of gruesome ways (including setting them on fire or beating them to death with a big purple dildo); become a pimp; have sex with hookers; visit a strip club and get private dances; and lots of other mayhem. As part of the plot you need to kill or seduce a waitress at a casino who is into bondage.

    But all of that is done without any nudity. Oh, but now it is revealed that if you hack the game you can see a blocky, pixellated bare boobie. Quick, somebody whip up some righteous indignation and start a fedral investigation! 17-year-olds need to be protected from boobies!

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    1. Re:sex vs. violence by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The US has strange attitudes about sex and violence.

      Ho hum. Yes, we know. This point is made a million times every time a sex/violence topic is brought up re: movies or video games.

      Yes, it is stupid. Yes we know about it. No, there's nothing you can do about it except keep pushing the envelope, minding your own business, writing your congressman to complain when they try to take on the role of guardian of your children, and voting for representatives that will pledge not to do so if elected.

      Complaining about this strange idiosyncracy on Slashdot will not change a goddamn thing.

      However, it will bore the shit out of me and anyone else that has read 2+ articles about this topic, which I would wager is 90% of the Slashdot viewers.

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    2. Re:sex vs. violence by phriedom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, come on. You have to admit this is one of the most extreme examples of "sex and violence are one thing, but nudity crosses the line" ever.

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    3. Re:sex vs. violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind protecting the 17-year-olds from breasts. Who's going to protect the 6-month-olds, Similac?

    4. Re:sex vs. violence by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      The US has strange attitudes about sex and violence.

      Can we please stop with the broad brushing?

      While there are some dumbasses making complaints, the fact is that the GTA series has been a HUGE seller in the USA. So, I guess there's quite a few folks who don't have a problem, but the media points the cameras at the squeaky wheels.

      Same thing with pr0n in general. Everyone is all "Oh! Those 'Mericans! So prudish!" Meanwhile, the porn industry is, like, a 250 million billion dollar a year business here. Howard Stern rules the radio waves. The Sopranos is critically acclaimed and popular. Prudes? Us? Huh?

      Don't paint the whole country the same shade as a handful of fanatics and idiot politcos. That's all I'm askin'.

    5. Re:sex vs. violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, it seems that every time this topic is brought up the solution is to include more sex, not reduce the amount of violence.

      Any ideas why?

    6. Re:sex vs. violence by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      >> Oh, but now it is revealed that if you hack the game you can see a blocky, pixellated bare boobie. Quick, somebody whip up some righteous indignation and start a fedral investigation!

      Sounds like someone needs a new video card.

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    7. Re:sex vs. violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, because people want lots of sex and violence in their fantasies. I want to wade through armies of my enemies while wildly swinging a chainsaw, and then rape their widows. That's just human nature.

    8. Re:sex vs. violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Sopranos is critically acclaimed and popular. Prudes? Us? Huh?

      The reason this comes up is because it is true our views on what is "ok" in public venues is totally twisted. We have no problem with the extreme violence in the sopranos, the nightly news, R and PG rated movies, etc. But you will rarely see full-frontal nudity or intercourse on TV unless the channel is X-rated.

      So the point about our prudeness is that we have no problem watching people kill each other, but if those people start to fuck, WE WILL FREAK OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! ::insert man punching himself in the face::

      However as someone else here said, this topic has already been beat to death.

    9. Re:sex vs. violence by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. You have to admit this is one of the most extreme examples of "sex and violence are one thing, but nudity crosses the line" ever.

      No, it isn't. It's the same-old, same-old. And even if it were "the most extreme example," how exactly would that make your dead, beaten horse comments any more interesting?

      YES, WE GET IT, AMERICA IS FUCKED UP WHEN IT COMES TO SEX AND VIOLENCE.

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    10. Re:sex vs. violence by Scudsucker · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      how exactly would that make your dead, beaten horse comments any more interesting?

      And if people complained about the sex/violence contradiction more often, maybe something would change. So why don't you find something more poductive to do with your time than merely bitching about people who bitch?

    11. Re:sex vs. violence by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      And if people complained about the sex/violence contradiction more often, maybe something would change. So why don't you find something more poductive to do with your time than merely bitching about people who bitch?

      Ha. I am probably one of the VERY FEW people on Slashdot that actually writes my Senators and Congressman about issues like this. And letters to the editor.

      Slashdot is a geek site. It is NOT a cross-section of America. Beating a dead horse on Slashdot will not change anything. The people that read Slashdot, by and large, recognize this strange dichotomy in America between sex and violence. This is also why it is re-hashed here every time one of these articles comes up. I could live with one such post being moderated highly, but jesus christ I read 5 posts saying the exact same thing, and yeah, I decided to bitch about it. Guess I hit a nerve since I went to +5 on that post immediately.

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    12. Re:sex vs. violence by Mornelithe · · Score: 1

      His point was that there are a lot of people in the US that don't freak out at that point. The Sopranos does have nudity, does it not?

      I don't know which group is larger, but I do know which group you're going to hear: the one's that have a problem with nudity. They're the ones that are going to whine in a bunch of newspapers and television shows about the stuff. The people who are okay with it have no motivation to make a big stink every time it happens. So it's entirely possible that a minority of Americans are giving the rest a bad name (although I'm not optimistic enough to believe it is an actual minority).

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    13. Re:sex vs. violence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the released game has no nudity, the patch opens up a mini-game that has sexual themes, but the women are all clothed.

      To see nudity, the patch included replacement models/textures, in which case, how is this different to the nude raider patches?

    14. Re:sex vs. violence by phriedom · · Score: 1

      So why exactly did you even read past the headline, much less the article and then the comments?

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  67. Just Wait by RancidMilk · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, they are going to say that terrorists trained on GTA, and that is how they were able to make attacks. Scapegoats suck.

  68. Satanic messages too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you play the game backwards, satan is telling you to be nice to old ladies ...

  69. Re:See the video here... Coral Cache Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://files.gtanet.com.nyud.net:8090/gtasa/videos /hotcoffee.wmvCoral Cache Version (I averaged 63KB/sec, right before I submited on this post).

  70. Priorities by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Lets just get one thing straight here:
    In the land of the free, you have the absolute and undeniable right to keep and bare arms. However, you absolutely do not have the right to bare breasts. You can shoot your weapon all over your front lawn but don't even think about shooting your load.

    Would someone like to explain the big deal here? I would be very worried about someone who is old enough to see violence but not sex. People who don't get laid are the ones who end up going on killing sprees.

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    1. Re:Priorities by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1
      In the land of the free, you have the absolute and undeniable right to keep and bare arms. However, you absolutely do not have the right to bare breasts. You can shoot your weapon all over your front lawn but don't even think about shooting your load.
      No, you can't. If I discharged a firearm anywhere outside my house (or inside for that matter) for any other reason than I was being attacked and felt my life was in danger, my guns would be immediately confiscated without due process, and I'd end up in jail shortly. I've been checked, re-checked, questioned, quizzed and fingerprinted all the way. You wouldn't believe the catalog of laws that gun nuts have to comply with. There is no comparison between the punishments and reaction by law enforcement for indecent exposure as opposed to a firearms violation. And please, owning a firearm doesn't turn you into a violent criminal any more than seeing a boob makes you into a rapist.

      That said, this type of stuff is clearly a moral issue, and a mild one at that. If your argument is that the limits are non-sensical and arbitrary, I'm with you there. It shouldn't matter what's in the game, parents can read one of the 5,000 reviews on the Internet, dammit. They would get a more accurate idea about the game than a one sentence ESRB summary, anyway. This game and it's now infamous mod are a non-issue if I ever saw one.
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  71. Re:Stupid and reply to stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am one of many people north of the border (Canada) who would love to see licensing parents become a reality. Then perhaps we would have better kids, etc.

  72. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  73. OH MY by espilce · · Score: 1

    Stealing cars, dealing drugs, killing and maiming police and civilians is ok... but sex? OH MY GOD NO! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN??? Sex is certainly not an acceptable or natural activity. Something must be done.

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  74. Correcting myself by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    There are no stronger rating in games or movies, so what exactly is the ESRB expected to do? Apologize saying, "Oh, we're sorry. That should have been Stronger Sexual Content"?

    I forgot about the "AO" (Adults Only) rating, but effectively they're the exact same thing - both specifically stating that they're meant for adults. From the perspective of target audience, they're both at the exact, same audience. The difference between AO vs. M is purely perception.

    Just wanted to get that in before someone else tries to be semantic at my inital post. :)

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    1. Re:Correcting myself by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      The difference between AO vs. M is purely perception.

      And Wal*Mart.
      Since they control a VERY LARGE section of the (retail) software market, Wal*Mart saying "SORRY, WON'T SELL YOUR GAME" could be considered a bad thing.

    2. Re:Correcting myself by badasscat · · Score: 2, Informative

      The difference between AO vs. M is purely perception.

      No, it is not. The ESRB has clear guidelines on when a title must be AO, with clear criteria for meeting that standard. Full frontal nudity, for example, is always supposed to be AO (partial nudity, including toplessness, is not necessarily AO unless it's during a sex scene). The ESRB doesn't publicize these criteria but I've attended several of their meetings on content ratings when I worked in the industry, and I've even still got a few of their guidelines packets lying around...

      There'd be no reason to even have an AO rating if the difference was merely perception.

      Because of these differences, most stores will not carry AO titles, in the same way most video stores do not carry X-rated DVD's. It's just more trouble than it's worth for the stores; they'd have to have a walled-off section for a very small selection of not-very-popular games, they'd have to deal with a lot of negative publicity and the constant threat of government action. (The industry itself deals with this anyway, but individual stores have no reason to want to get involved in it.)

      I don't know if this mini-game would have caused SA to get an AO rating; unless there's nudity along with the sex, I really do doubt it. I've only seen a few screenshots and the ones I've seen have all had the characters fully clothed, just as they are in the rest of the game. I'm not sure "simulated" sex, which is what fully-clothed sex pretty much by definition is (whether performed by real people or digital characters) is enough to get the video game equivalent of an X rating.

    3. Re:Correcting myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see The Sims getting an AO rating anytime soon, and there's full nudity patches out there and the game already has sex (under covers) by default.

    4. Re:Correcting myself by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

      No, it is not. The ESRB has clear guidelines on when a title must be AO, with clear criteria for meeting that standard.

      My point was in reference to target audience. Kids are not supposed to be able to purchase M titles; kids are not supposed to be able to purchase AO titles. Regardless of which of the two a game has, the game is meant for adults. From that perspective, the difference between the two is based solely on the perception of the individual purchaser.

      Anyone who buys PC games at Wal-Mart can't be considered to be a serious gamer anyway. ;) (Yes, mods, that's a joke.)

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    5. Re:Correcting myself by tricorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Assuming the donwloaded video is a real depiction, there is certainly nudity. Starts off with nude woman giving a blowjob (we don't see any of his naughty bits). He grabs her head and starts pushing on it, then she gets up and wipes her mouth.

      Then there's a scene with them having sex - apparently, you control the rhythm with the up/down controls, and can change between 3 different positions. Again, the woman is nude, the man is fully clothed. There's an "excitement" meter, which when it peaks out results in the woman crying out and "expressing her enthusiasm", with some hokey feedback saying "That's the spot! Remember, nice guys finish last. You the man, oh yeah, you the man"

      You think that would make it AO?

    6. Re:Correcting myself by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1

      Not quite. AO is sales poison, just like NC-17. Many major retailers would refuse to carry GTA if it was rated AO.

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    7. Re:Correcting myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use a simpler hack that just enables the sex mini-game by flipping a "censor" variable, the women are non-nude. The original hack also switches to the nude models. Maybe the developers were warned, so they changed it to non-nude models, then warned again, and disabled the mini-game entirely.

  75. same thing with the news by tont0r · · Score: 1

    i can watch deadly car accidents all day on the news, Fox's Americas worst street fights, body parts laying on the ground on the news, but HOLY SHIT! ALL OF AMERICA'S YOUTH HAS BEEN RIPPED APART BY A QUARTER SECOND OF A JANET JACKSONS NIPPLE!. give me a break.

    "Once again, ESRB has failed our parents,"

    its always great that even though it has done lots of great work, one slip up from a game with HIDDEN code, and its now an utter failure. perhaps now the ESRB should be responsible for decompiliing the code and sift through it all for hidden, not meant for the public, code. OR MAYBE they should yell at Rockstar. they just had to delete the lines. not comment it out.

  76. Missin'... by BenBop · · Score: 0

    Once again, Slashdotters are missing the point of this article. How, exactly, do you unlock a copy of GTA to make the game happen?

    1. Re:Missin'... by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      but slashdotters are more interested in watching the action then doing the action...so the vid is all that is needed

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  77. Mirror link by Vincepb · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Mirror link by Vincepb · · Score: 1

      Dunno wtf happened there, thats not what I typed. :|

      Fixed link: http://suidrewt.org/hotcoffee.wmv

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    2. Re:Mirror link by Atryn · · Score: 1

      Why is it that the video in this link is nude and the screenshots at the site referenced by the article have clothing? Are the images doctored?

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  78. It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by multiplexo · · Score: 5, Funny
    politicians such as LeLand Yee (Dickhead, San Francisco) can find the time to bloviate about non-issues such as this while everything else goes to Hell around them. California has huge problems, the educational system is shot, high-tech companies are moving jobs out of the state as fast as they can, it's difficult to start a business there due to the regulatory environment, the infrastructure is decaying and this useless fucktard is whining about a hack to GTA III, a game which isn't exactly kid-friendly to begin with, that allows you to see some pixellated titties.

    Now, perhaps if this was the My Little Pony game and there was an easy hack to allow my little pony to join a donkey show in Tijuana and violate the PowerPuff girls in graphic detail with animations of horse-jism and blood squirting out of Buttercup as she's bent over the back of a chair and held down by the Mario Brothers and introduced to the animal kingdom then I could see some cause for concern. But for fuck's sake, it's GTA III. Leland Yee is a worthless, grandstanding sack of shit and what's amazing is that with this tantrum of his he manages to stand out from the other worthless, grandstanding sacks of shit that comprise the state government of California.

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    1. Re:It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      Now, perhaps if this was the My Little Pony game and there was an easy hack to allow my little pony to join a donkey show in Tijuana and violate the PowerPuff girls in graphic detail with animations of horse-jism and blood squirting out of Buttercup as she's bent over the back of a chair and held down by the Mario Brothers and introduced to the animal kingdom then I could see some cause for concern.

      I would buy that game.

      Yee is the guy who said government buildingd should use fung shui.

    2. Re:It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 1

      I'd buy that game too - Oh how I *HATE* those PowerPuff Girls....

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    3. Re:It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      California has huge problems

      Well, at least we have Schwarzenegger for the president here unlike some other countries *cough* USA *cough* I could name!

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    4. Re:It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually GTA V. There were two "overhead"-style Grand Theft Auto games before San Andreas in the nineties, both of which were quite good.

      The first playstation version didn't just spring forth fully formed, you know :-)

    5. Re:It never ceases to amaze me how sleazebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you tell us how you really feel? Maybe relax a little? Have you tried fung shui?

  79. just my $0.02 by master0ne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the mod creators website http://patrickw.gtagames.nl/ had all the info thats under debate...

    All the contents of this mod was already available on the original disks. Therefor the scriptcode, the models, the animations and the dialogs by the original voice-actors were all created by RockStar. The only thing I had to do to enable the mini-games was toggling a single bit in the main.scm file. (Offcoarse it was not easy to find the correct bit). The Nude models that are used as a bonus in the Quick action version of the mod, were also already present on the original disk.

    that is if you beleave him...(i see no reason not to, if it were a full mod, install files would need to be much bigger imho)

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    1. Re:just my $0.02 by m50d · · Score: 1

      I'll believe him when he says "change the 0x51 to 0x59 at offset 27761". Not because I want to do that rather than using the patch, but because I want to know that I could.

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    2. Re:just my $0.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In $gtasadir$\data\script\main.scm change the 01 at 226FFh to a 00. Enjoy.

  80. "Game Experience May Change During Online Play" by Pluvius · · Score: 1

    Problem solved.

    Rob

  81. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try going to the OED. It's "pro tem". I *do* trust the Oxford English Dictionary.

    Also, it's "a lot".

  82. R18 in NZ by smeenz · · Score: 1

    All this M/AO stuff is only applicable to the American market anyway.. in New Zealand, it was released marked R18, ie, not for sale to people aged under 18.

  83. Nethack by PuppiesOnAcid · · Score: 1

    I hear Nethack has a hidden mini-game like this too.

    1. Re:Nethack by NullProg · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the soda coming out of my nose. I had completly forgotten that experience :)

      Enjoy,

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    2. Re:Nethack by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      I hear Nethack has a hidden mini-game like this too.

      If you're talking about the "seduction attack" for the succubus/incubus, that's extremely tame (but damn amusing) compared to the GTA stuff. The first time that happened and I gained "experience" for that, I laughed my ass off.

      Of course, that just made my wife wonder what the heck I was laughing at so I had to explain it to her. Fortunately she thought it was funny, too.

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  84. If you buy a M-rated game, expect MA-rated content by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

    There are T, M, AO categories
    There is PG-13, R, NC-17 movie categories (skipping the earlier categories)
    Then you have TV-Y, TV-Y7, TV-PG, TV-14 (not 13), TV-MA with [DLSV] suffix modifiers.

    Is GTA:SA an X-rated game? No.

    Definition for T-rating:
    Titles rated T (Teen) have content that may be suitable for ages 13 and older. Titles in this category may contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood and/or infrequent use of strong language.

    Definition for M-rating:
    Titles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.

    Definition for AO-rating:
    Titles rated AO (Adults Only) have content that should only be played by persons 18 years and older. Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity.

    Now let's compare with TV and movie ratings:

    On TV, this would probably fall under TV-MA, which is a catchall from R to NC-17 and up to premium channels such as TEN late night content.

    TV-14:
    Parents Strongly Cautioned
    This program contains some material that many parents would find unsuitable for children under 14 years of age. Parents are strongly urged to exercise greater care in monitoring this program and are cautioned against letting children under the age of 14 watch unattended. This program contains one or more of the following: intense violence (V), intense sexual situations (S), strong coarse language (L), or intensely suggestive dialogue (D).

    TV-MA:
    This program is specifically designed to be viewed by adults and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17. This program contains one or more of the following: graphic violence (V), explicit sexual activity (S), or crude indecent language (L).

    R:
    R:"Restricted, Under 17 Requires Accompanying Parent Or Adult Guardian."

    In the opinion of the Rating Board, this film definitely contains some adult material. Parents are strongly urged to find out more about this film before they allow their children to accompany them.

    An R-rated film may include hard language, or tough violence, or nudity within sensual scenes, or drug abuse or other elements, or a combination of some of the above, so that parents are counseled, in advance, to take this advisory rating very seriously. Parents must find out more about an R-rated movie before they allow their teenagers to view it.

    NC-17:"No One 17 And Under Admitted."

    This rating declares that the Rating Board believes that this is a film that most parents will consider patently too adult for their youngsters under 17. No children will be admitted. NC-17 does not necessarily mean "obscene or pornographic" in the oft-accepted or legal meaning of those words. The Board does not and cannot mark films with those words. These are legal terms and for courts to decide. The reasons for the application of an NC-17 rating can be violence or sex or aberrational behavior or drug abuse or any other elements which, when present, most parents would consider too strong and therefore off-limits for viewing by their children.

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    Sources: ESRB, TVguidelines.org, MPAA

    Now, let's analyse this -

    Can this game be legally considered obscene? No. That means it can fall under the NC-17-like rating. I am curious about the reasoning behind such an emphasis on one lousy year (need a parent if you are 17 or older and really can't see the content otherwise below 17, don't need one if you are 18). Why are the 17-year olds so punished? TV-14 rating gets it right - 14 or older, cool with us. Most R-rated movies are actually branded with TV-14 on TV. That means that they could be rated PG-13, for crying out loud. In fact, some earlier R-rated movies do in fact qualify for PG-13 rating under current guidelines.

    In the case of AO and M - again we have 18 and 17. Again we have a difference

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  85. Here's the Big Deal by ObligatoryUserName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is potentially the death knell for the ESRB. They are quite explicit in their direction to companies submiting games - all content, regardless of how it is accessed must be submitted for rating. Indeed, I'm not even sure if the ESRB gets playable versions of the games, they ask for footage of the most extreme sex and violence in the game. (They have guidelines to let you know what's significant.)

    The only enforcement power that the ESRB has is the promise that if you try to trick them they will refuse to rate your games. If they won't rate your game you can't use their trademarked logos on your games. If you don't have a ESRB logo on your game the major retailers will refuse to carry your game.

    So, here's the problem. GTA 4 is going to come out sometime. When it does there will be huge demand for it. If these claims hold true, the ESRB has a choice - either refuse to rate the game, and risk undermining their authority if stores carry the game anyway (and stores have to choose if they want to sell the game themselves, or risk introducing their customers to the competition if they are forced to buy the game on the Internet), or rate the game anyway and lose the only enforcement tool they have. Either way you have a neutered ESRB.

    Why do we care? Because just like the movie ratings, the game ratings aren't in existence to be a form of thought police - they're there to prevent the goverment from creating thought police. Right now creating and selling an unrated game means you don't have access to Wal-Mart; if the government was in control your unrated game would be banned outright. Goodbye indie game scene.

    The ESRB itself is agnostic about what kids are playing at what age - they just want to make sure that no one goes home and is surprised by what they've purchased. If this report is true, that's one hell of a surprise.

    1. Re:Here's the Big Deal by kosmicki · · Score: 1

      Most people I know consider GTA:SA #5.

      GTA (London pack included)
      GTA 2
      GTA 3
      GTA: Vice City (4)
      GTA: San Andreas (5)

      I really doubt there will be another GTA # as a title, as people (myself included) seem to like the plot/story better then random silent thug in the city does stuff.

    2. Re:Here's the Big Deal by pdbaby · · Score: 1
      they just want to make sure that no one goes home and is surprised by what they've purchased. If this report is true, that's one hell of a surprise.
      Yes indeed. Surprising that when you search on the internet and then download a mod that unlocks sex scenes that aren't accessible unmodded through any gameplay mechanic, you get sex scenes. That'll be a huge surprise! ;-)
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    3. Re:Here's the Big Deal by ObligatoryUserName · · Score: 1

      Surprising to the the purchaser, the parent. If you buy your kid a cops and robbers game and come home one day to see the game playing as a porno it would be a surprise.

    4. Re:Here's the Big Deal by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      Good post. That's a really good point.

      Indeed, ESRB is now in a tight situation. Though, if they wanted to, they could simply apply the AO raiting. (If this was intentional, or they decide that this constitutes as being 'part of the game')

      This would essentially be passing the buck on to Wal-Mart who would now have to carry AO games, or lose the profits from carying GTA.

      but yeah... tough shoes to be in.

    5. Re:Here's the Big Deal by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      >> all content, regardless of how it is accessed

      That does NOT include hacking the game, which is exactly what this is - a mod/hack to access something that was locked away and completely inaccessible through normal, non-hack usage.

    6. Re:Here's the Big Deal by Baggio · · Score: 1

      So these "responsible" parents are giving their minor children a game that already has an (almost) adult rating? If the kids are already old enough to buy the game themselves, in one more year these "kids" could go to Nevada and pay for the real thing.

      Honestly, who are they kidding? Who REALLY has their panties in a bunch over this? Someone has just found something to bitch about and they're doing it. I don't see how this is much different from when I downloaded "naked skin" textures of Laura Croft for Tombraider 2.

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    7. Re:Here's the Big Deal by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Same shit, different game.

      IIRC, Wal-Mart wouldn't carry M rated games. Then GTA 3 came out.

    8. Re:Here's the Big Deal by slashrogue · · Score: 1

      If this report is true, that's one hell of a surprise.

      Only if you believe someone can be surprised at what they see after downloading and applying a modification to the game, following explicit instructions, to encounter the material.

    9. Re:Here's the Big Deal by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      the game ratings aren't in existence to be a form of thought police

      But if the ESRB is influential enough that retailers carry *only* rated games, then they effectively are thought police.

      Your analysis is quite thoughtful. It's true, retailers will have a difficult decision to make if the ESRB refuses to rate a popular game. But that doesn't mean that the ESRB becomes irrelevant. It just means that the mirage of the ESRB as a regulatory agency disappears. Despite all their talk of "regulating ourselves so the gov't doesn't," they never had the power to enforce standards, only to give their blessings.

      Perhaps they should merely have made themselves out to be "yet another ratings board" instead of the sine qua non of video game ratings. And perhaps parents should (perish the thought) take a little more responsibility for making sure what they purchase has whatever mark of approval they prefer instead of relying upon a mandatory ratings scheme to spring forth from the free market.

      It's like computing standards: if you set up a standard and promote it as the "one true path", yet no one adheres to it, it's no one's fault but your own. No one should cry if your "standard" turns out to be little more than one of many.

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    10. Re:Here's the Big Deal by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      The ESRB itself is agnostic about what kids are playing at what age - they just want to make sure that no one goes home and is surprised by what they've purchased. If this report is true, that's one hell of a surprise.

      Dum de dum....lets see, here is a patch I have found that says it unlocks graphic sex games in GTA, lets install it and see what happens...OMFG! THERE ARE GRAPHIC SEX GAMES IN GTA NOW! I NEVER EXPECTED THAT! *faints*

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    11. Re:Here's the Big Deal by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      There's a way that parents groups could make sure that no game shop sells a mature game to a child ever again, or really any game.

      Legally, a contract involving a minor is voidable by that minor at any time. This is why with things like cars, dealerships require an adult cosigner for any purchase by a minor.

      Basically, it means that a child could by a game, take it home and play it, and then return it to get their money back, despite what the companies say. It might require getting a lawyer involved, but it's doable.

      The reason why this almost never happens is because for relatively small purchases, the lawyer's bill would cost far more than the amount of money you'd get back. But people spend tons of cash on political issues all the time, so getting the money back would be incidental.

      Do this enough times and game stores will stop selling M+ games to minors to avoid the hassle.

    12. Re:Here's the Big Deal by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, but your doomsday scenario is full of shit.

      To elaborate:

      People want my money. I want to give people my money for their shit. People are willing to give me their shit for my money. I get the shit from the people and the people get my money. The government can go fuck itself. Everybody's happy.

      Is that clear?

      --
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    13. Re:Here's the Big Deal by damiam · · Score: 1

      Or the ESRB could just say "We made the right decision in rating San Andreas; content that can only be unlocked by hacking the game internals and data files doesn't count as part of the game." Then they would avoid the whole scenario.

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      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    14. Re:Here's the Big Deal by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Only works on contracts which with cars usually involve loans which are contracts. Not going to work with cash transactions.

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    15. Re:Here's the Big Deal by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Cash transactions at retail stores are called implied contracts. Just because you don't sign anything doesn't mean there isn't a contract. A contract can be entirely verbal - the only problem with verbal contracts are proving what the terms are.

    16. Re:Here's the Big Deal by m50d · · Score: 1

      They should work out some big public compromise. Something like Rockstar publicly apologies to anyone who bought the game under the misapprehension it was only rated 17 and up, perhaps offer refunds, and ESRB says that they're allowing it this once because of the apology and there will be severe repercussions if Rockstar do this again.

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    17. Re:Here's the Big Deal by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      If cash transactions were non-binding contracts with minors, no store would ever sell anything to anyone under 18.

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    18. Re:Here's the Big Deal by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Not true. All they have to do is make sure that nobody's going to bother trying to get their money back, and as long as doing so requires a lawyer, the cost would be far higher than the money you spent on, say, a video game.

  86. Problem is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Walmart (and some others) refuse to stock AO titles. Means if your game gets an AO rating it's inaccessable to a large part of the market.

    Same thing with NC-17 ratings on movies. The problem isn't that kids under 17 can't see it, there are plenty of older movie goers, the problem is most theatres will refuse to show it.

  87. Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.esrb.org/esrbratings_guide.asp#symbols

    M is defined as "Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language."

    AO is defined as "Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity."

    So, how exactly does GTA:SA violate M, and why should it be in AO?

    1. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by hixie · · Score: 1

      Well, it has prolonged scenes of intense violence...

    2. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by James+A.+D.+Joyce · · Score: 1

      Right, but the sex minigame doesn't add any additional violence. The only thing it adds is sexual content. So the only logical conclusion is that the "updated" AO rating is based solely on the new "sexual content".

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    3. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by hixie · · Score: 1

      My point exactly.

    4. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it has prolonged scenes of intense violence...

      I hate being a grammar nazi, but you should have said:

      ... it is a prolonged scene of intense violence...

    5. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by hixie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not at all! The violence is occasionally interrupted by non-violent sex.

    6. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the part where you eat 11 pizzas, triple your body weight, then vomit all over the restaurant floor.

    7. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      But the sexual content in question needs a game mod to enable it, no? How was the ESRB supposed to know about it?

    8. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clearly then the mod should be rated AO and the game rated M.

      As sold, the game is appropriately rated M.

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    9. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by hixie · · Score: 1

      No, there is (implied, non-explicit) sex in the game even without the patch.

    10. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but there's "implied, non-explicit" sex in lots of things. Say, Friends, which is generally PG/12 rated. In fact any time you see a couple with children there's "implied, non-explicit" sex...

    11. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The sexual content is graphic, opposed to what's described for M, and what is described for AO?

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    12. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by hixie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed. And as has been pointed out many times in these comments, the idea that violence is somehow less bad than sex is quite ridiculous.

    13. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Some_Llama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "M is defined as "Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language."

      AO is defined as "Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity."

      Well at least the ratings aren't vague and ambigous...

      Sheesh can anyone tell me what differentiates intense violence/intense nudity and "Prolonged" intense violence/intense nudity?!?!

      Is there a timer? If so how long is long enough to qualify for AO?!?

      And finally.. what is less harmful about the duration of "intense violence/intense nudity"?

      All of these ratings seem confused and unclear, but as long as the politicians feel better about what they spend their time on, i guess it doesn't matter if the ratings are accurate or effective...

    14. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The part that makes me laugh is that 'M' rated things have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. 'AO' has content that should only be played by persons 18 and older.

      I really don't think that the one year makes a hell of a lot of difference.

    15. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Actually, from what I've heard, it can get pretty violent.

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    16. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes me lagh is how "intense violence" is less harmful than "graphic nudity". :)

    17. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by connorbd · · Score: 1

      What about violent sex? It's not my thing, but I mean as long as it's consensual...

    18. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by ashridah · · Score: 1

      Even with the patch it's barely explicit (of course, I'm not as pathetically reactionary as a self-righteous American lobby group :) ). I tried the patch out, and didn't see any overt genitals, just pantomimes of the acts, still with clothes on.

      Giving someone's trousers a blowjob doesn't count as sex for me. :)

      If you've played the game, btw, you'll know that there's an S&M vibe in some parts. One out of two of those doesn't show up even with censorship off from what I saw. I don't know about the other, tho, I didn't test it.

    19. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "And as has been pointed out many times in these comments, the idea that violence is somehow less bad than sex is quite ridiculous"

      At least its consistent.

      Apparently its perfectly acceptable to hire and pay people to commit acts of violence (the military) yet it is typically frowned upon to hire and pay people to commit acts of sex (porno and prostitutes).

      Its not a good consistency, but consistent it is.

      Personally, I'd rather spend quality time with a trained sexpot than a trained killer...

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    20. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      The idea that "sex is bad" is lame to begin with.

      C.

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      "Doctor, it's not the voices I hear in MY head, but the voices I hear in YOUR head that really frighten me."
    21. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by TheCodingRooster · · Score: 1

      nudity...

    22. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Ok. Now I'm going to get all mad at the ESRB. My copy of Viewtiful Joe 2 that I just got was only rated teen. Yet it contained prolonged intense violence. Granted, the violence isn't to humans, As far as I've gotten, there's only robots and dinosaurs. But violence is violence. The game is one big fight fest. Like double dragon only with better graphics. I don't know how they rationalize their rating system. As far as i've heard, in GTA, violence is just a choice you make. You don't have to be violent, but you can. In Viewtiful Joe, you have to be violent, Otherwise, you can't advance in the game.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    23. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Depends on how you parse the sentence. I interpret it as:

      prolonged scenes of (intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity)

      So an all-sex game (like a porn flick) would garner an AO, whereas a Violent game with a brief scene of sex/nudity (any modern R shoot-em-up) would be M.

      Of course, to parse it as

      (prolonged scenes of intense violence) and/or (graphic sexual content and nudity)

      Would certainly qualify this as AO. Still, even in the HotCoffee version, there was no penis and no footage of penetration, unless you count the shading artifacts. Sounds like the good parts of R rated movies from the 80s.

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      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    24. Re:Here's the ESRB's published criteria... by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you scroll down a bit on the ESRB page, you'll see their definition of "intense violence" is actually fairly restricted;

      "Intense Violence - Graphic and realistic-looking depictions of physical conflict. May involve extreme and/or realistic blood, gore, weapons, and depictions of human injury and death."

      So Viewtiful Joe 2 is very definately in the "Teen" catagory.

  88. Re: Coral link, damnit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, what a lame video. The graphics is ugly.

  89. Sex != Game by logicat2001 · · Score: 1

    Just because we all want to score doesn't mean sex is a game. Although I must admit that I find it devilishly fun.

    In fact, I think I'll just be off and find someone who's in the mood to play...

    1. Re:Sex != Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. From the style of your post I'm sure you have no end of sex, huh?

    2. Re:Sex != Game by logicat2001 · · Score: 1

      Pshaw! Sorry, but I don't play with anonymous, cowardly trolls. You are quite correct though: my sex-having is definitely endless.

  90. Counterstrike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was able to unlock the secret code in Counterstrike that allows me to choose "Hans Blix"
    Next time you'r in in DE_DUST2, you might notice a guy in a suit with a briefcase , searching for the bomb.

  91. I'm concerned about this unexpected turn of events by Jason+Scott · · Score: 1

    Like many people, I like to ensure that the links to slashdot stories are as speedy and dependable as possible. In those situations where a file or site is loading in a slower fashion than is acceptable, I might even mirror or offer some alterative links to the same information.

    In my process of "verifying" the footage in this story, I found all the links slow, and the movies taking forever to load. I am disappointed at how long it will take me to "verify" this footage.

    My jury is still out at the root cause of this problem, but there is a current first-draft hypothesis that an article with the words SEX, INVESTIGATION, and GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS that links to a video of characters having sex might be a contributing factor.

    If someone could send me a copy of the file in question, I will be able to verify this myself, and then produce a further conclusion within a few days. Thanks.

  92. This is what you guys are trying to download... by Kookus · · Score: 1

    The video of the game in action is called hotcoffee.wmv

    just do a search for that on google and you'll get lots of mirrors ;)

  93. Video demo mirror here... by OlivierB · · Score: 2, Informative
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  94. AO rating by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Explicit sex earns and Adult Only rating in the ESRB system which means that the game can't be sold in areas where minors can get it. This means Wal-mart amongst other places. The fact is that most M titles end up in the hands of kids much like R rated movies do, but NC-17 rated movies and AO games don't for good reason.

    I can't believe they'd even code the feature. Did someone really think that they might be able to get that accepted in a retail game? Yeesh -- this isn't Japan.

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    1. Re:AO rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I can't believe they'd even code the feature. Did someone really think that they might be able to get that accepted in a retail game? Yeesh -- this isn't Japan.


      I don't know. depending on the response to the sexual side of GTASA, they could've released a GTA-Adult only special edition or some such. Not sold on walmart, but gathering more publicity.

      Hell, it might even calm parents, who can then check their children arent playing the AO version.

      But yeah, it was very stupid not to comment out the code before compiling the gold version.

  95. A better question by El_Kabon9 · · Score: 1

    Why isn't the sex still in the game. Let's look at this logically. Here's what's in the game: Street Racing, Drug Dealing, Gang Wars, Burglery, Pimping, and lots and lots of killing... and that's just part of what you do. So, basically, according to our screwed up values system, it's okay for me to shoot my girlfriend in the head watching her blood gush out her now headless body, but having sex with her onscreen is somehow worse... Honestly, what this shows is that the ESRB is working in the way it was designed (and it was designed stupidly). You have the HACK the game in order to get it to work. They stripped the feature BECAUSE of the ESRB. The only reason it wasn't included is that no retailer will currently list an AO (Adults Only) game, and boobies=AO.

  96. What's the point of the sex game? by ajservo · · Score: 1

    Anyone care to raise their hand here?

    Who here gets off on polygon boobies?

    This has got to be the most pointless add-on for any game. Did they feel like Leisure Suit Larry was a threat? If this was even in the game as a mission, I would have skipped buying it. Seriously. If it's not a integral part of the game, there was no need for it.

    Whatever coder that developed it was a complete moron for thinking that this would be a much needed selling point on the PC version.

    This isn't like it was some physics demo or monster demo like what they included in Doom 3. It was a stupid inclusion of a bad idea.

    No part of GTA or any game has needed to feature the act of sex as to be part of it's success.

    Leisure Suit Larry even benefitted from this. That game was about the LACK of sex.

    I would not be suprised if this puts the GTA series under even more heavy scrutiny, and could end up getting the license banned in even more countries. There's a logical limit to button pushing. Rockstar needs to take a breather from their paint fumes and rethink the ideaology of nudity and sex being needed to make an already great game sellable.

    1. Re:What's the point of the sex game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Who here gets off on polygon boobies?

      You must be new here.

  97. This IS a slashdot thread!!! by yakfacts · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think these games are terrible...I find the level of violence disgusting and I am very discouraged that the game companies are producing and marketing such slop. What next...Gang Rape III? Slicin' Dicin' Serial Killers? How about I'll do anything for Heroin: The Teenage Adventure.

    That being said, I see that (as always) on slashdot, what started out as a discussion about a videogame has descended into "The United States Sucks", always the default topic on slashdot because it is popular with the 13-22 year old crowd in the US (a good chunk of the ./ audience) who seem sophisitcated when they bash their own country.

    Free speech in the US is not perfect, but it is more free than anywhere else. People censor sex here because the courts agreed that they can.

  98. nobody's asked the obvious question... by mbourgon · · Score: 2, Funny

    How's the gameplay?

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    1. Re:nobody's asked the obvious question... by omry_y · · Score: 1

      pretty bad, actually.
      I encounted two sex mini games.
      the regular gf sex mini game, and one when you are supposed to hit a chick on the ass, in perfect timing.
      the second was pretty easy, because there is an indicator to when you should press the button, but the regular one is too hard.

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      Omry.
    2. Re:nobody's asked the obvious question... by Junta · · Score: 1

      "...regular one is too hard."

      Only if longer than 4 hours, then you need to see a physician...

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      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    3. Re:nobody's asked the obvious question... by mike.newton · · Score: 1

      Well, your character doesn't remove any clothing. I may read /. but I know something's not right there.

  99. Re: Coral link, damnit. by Suicyco · · Score: 1

    Yeah, if Coral used port 80 like all other web mirrors. Coral is useless to many users here because of the strange port.

  100. Video Games use limited bandwidth... by RexRhino · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You see, unlike books and movies, there is limited radio bandwidth available for video games to be broadcast. This means that the government must step in to regulate this limited resource. Especially since it is being broadcast directly into people's homes.

    WHAT??? Video games aren't broadcast into people's home through limited bandwidth? THEN WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THE GOVERNMENT MIND IT'S OWN FUCKIN' BUISNESS? The next thing you know the government will be telling people they can't smoke in bars, they can go to jail for not wearing a seatbelt, and are not allowed to burn the flag, or tell a "naughty" joke in the workplace!

  101. Ignore anything from a California legislator by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
    Leland Yee is the guy who said government buildings should be built and laid out based on the "principles" of fung shui. This guy is as stupid as they come, folks.

    But then the Cal state legislature is a pack of the filthiest, most useless dogshit motherfuckers you will ever see, on both sides of the statehouse. I'm not just ranting here. If you live here, you know what I mean. These asshats are subhuman. Their IQ is about 80, and I mean that in a collective sense.

    And we can't get rid of them because they gerrymandered the state so tightly we just get more extremists from both parties, so term limits are useless. And the Kool-Aid drinkers on both sides just vote Party lines, so it's a never ending parade of dumbass. And people pick on Arnold for not fixing this unholy mess overnight...

    California, and I say this in complete and total seriousness, needs an armed insurrection.

    You want this political boner for Victorian-era censorship to go flaccid? Vote with your eyes open! Note that Lee is a Democrat, and there's a lot of Democrats like this. Stop with the "Oh, well, a vote for the Democrats is a vote for free speech" bullshit. THINK!

  102. A typical scene from GTA: San Andreas by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Funny
    OK, forgive me if I've missed the whole point, but i actually played GTA for about 15 minutes last night, and though I couldn't figure out what the actual object of the game was, this was a typical sequence:
    1. Walk up to a random character. For the sake of illustration, let's say it's a female.
    2. Start mashing buttons. Your character begins punching the female in the face, interjecting with expressions like, "You're just a bitch!"
    3. Chase the character around while still mashing buttons. You will win the "fight." She will then fall over backwards, exposing her panties.
    4. Keep mashing buttons. Your character will then begin violently stomping the disabled and compromisingly-positioned female in the crotch, while yelling more epithets.
    5. At some point, the female character will die (become immobile and cease making noise). If you then step back, you will see a pool of blood emanating from the character's crotch area, where you were stomping on it.
    Wait, so where was I going with this? Oh, right -- depicting sex in a video game is bad.
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    1. Re:A typical scene from GTA: San Andreas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forgive me if my sarcasm radar is broken, but the point of the game (in a sense) are the missions which extend the plot.

      Main part of the beginning deals with taking out the crack dealers which are ruining your neighborhood. Later going after the distrubutors. But that is just a tiny part of the game. While there are more purely criminal missions, you can also drive a firetruck and put out fires, get in an ambulance and take people to the hospital, drive a police car and take out come crooks, drive a taxi and race people to their destination. Also sub missions where you can drive a big semi to deliver things, work in a quarry, you can also mod cars, get new clothes, haircuts. And of course there is racing. As well as driving, motorcycle, flying, and boating schools. Or just good ol clean gambling in Las Venturas.

      While there is a lot of violence, there is also a ton of non-violent content as well.

    2. Re:A typical scene from GTA: San Andreas by sf2turbomaster · · Score: 1

      Actually after playing GTA and OBSERVING a little. You will find that after stamping said female till your foot swells does not kill her. At some point the medics will come and magically bring her back to normal. Wait where was i going with this? Oh right. It's just a game.

  103. So what's wrong with a sex game? by eepity · · Score: 1

    In some countries, 12 year olds can get married and have children. What is it with these nutjob types who want to shield kids from the concept of sex?

  104. SLOOOOOW by Viper_Viper · · Score: 1

    My god, this has been out for weeks! Within days they had this unlocked and its just being bitched about now???

  105. Un-slashdotted link of the film they created. by Talonius · · Score: 1

    IFilm has the "Hot Coffee Movie" that they made to demonstrate that the mod wasn't fake.

    It can probably survive a Slashdotting more than a games' fan site.

    Hot Coffee

    Apparently coffee is slang for sex. *shrug* Whatever.

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  106. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure. Where are the "edit" buttons on those web sites?

    For that matter, where's the edit button on your comment? You have some spaces in those URLs that are not desirable.

  107. Your moma's real usefull. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And regularly screams my name. son.

    1. Re:Your moma's real usefull. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOOOOOOOOOOO!

  108. Ironic by abb3w · · Score: 1
    So to clarify, running over people, shooting people, killing police officers, stealing cars, etc. are all okay if you're 17. Consensual sex, on the other hand, you have to be 18 for.

    Isn't that more or less how the court system works here in the US?

    And they say these games don't reflect society....

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    1. Re:Ironic by damsa · · Score: 1

      Age of consent is 16 in some jurisdictions. Younger if you are married to them. Then again I don't really understand Utah.

  109. Larry by antiaktiv · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone remember the first Larry game, where you died if you forgot to put on a condom? And got beaten if you forgot to take it off? That sure was a responsible game.

  110. not ESRB's fault by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 2, Insightful
    how culpable could the ESRB be?
    Not at all. My understanding is that the video game developers are required to submit footage from the game that is representative of the maximum level of offensive content the player is going to experience, and the ESRB rates the game based on submitted footage. If the developer doesn't disclose some content that is more offensive than what they submitted to the ESRB, it's their own fault. I'm not sure what the penalty is for such a lapse.
    1. Re:not ESRB's fault by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My understanding is that the video game developers are required to submit footage from the game that is representative of the maximum level of offensive content the player is going to experience, and the ESRB rates the game based on submitted footage. If the developer doesn't disclose some content that is more offensive than what they submitted to the ESRB, it's their own fault.

      From what I read, it seems the code in question was blocked off, and it takes a mod to unlock it. So the material submitted for examination would be what the normal player is going to see. It really depends on whether the game developer intended for the "mod" to be discovered and made public. There are a number of people out there disassembling game code for cheats and finding things game developers would prefer they didn't.

    2. Re:not ESRB's fault by Babbster · · Score: 1
      I believe the nail is smarting from a shot from a hammer right now.

      A couple thoughts:

      1. The government would seem to have no standing unless it regulates the sale of videogames based on ESRB ratings. Since every law passed in this vein seems to have been struck down by the federal courts over the past few years, that probably means that the shrieking Mr. Yee has no actual legal recourse besides coming up with a new law (in other words, he can't penalize the ESRB or Rockstar as it stands now).

      2. The people who DO have standing, and who would have a case to make, would be retailers. I don't know if the ESRB would be an appropriate, but Take Two/Rockstar would be very valid targets. As above, the ESRB relies on developer submissions to make their ratings, so they're probably off the hook (they're up front on their methodology, if not their specific criteria). A store that didn't want to sell something with potentially AO-rated material, and relied on Take Two/Rockstar honest disclosure of potentially objectionable material to the ESRB, would seem to also have opssible standing to sue the developer/publisher.

      3. If this supposedly graphic content was on a closed system like PS2 and/or Xbox, those console makers - the people who license the games and, so far, have refused to license AO content - could have a claim against Take 2/Rockstar for deceiving them as to the full content of the game. In this case, it's a PC game and so is quite unregulated.

      Standard IANAL disclosure.

    3. Re:not ESRB's fault by damiam · · Score: 1
      My understanding is that the video game developers are required to submit footage from the game that is representative of the maximum level of offensive content the player is going to experience

      And since the sex minigame is not actually part of the game, and the user never experiences it, Rockstar was quite justified in not submitting it. The game was rated properly and this guy is an asshat.

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    4. Re:not ESRB's fault by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Its resonable to assume they wanted it to be found. In todays game development climate I doubt they could have coded this on their own in renegade fashion. Im sure it was budgeted.

      Can't blame ESRB. Its what happens when the fox is guarding the hen house. Typically when the fox asks you say no. But politicians have their own way of thinking.

    5. Re:not ESRB's fault by dagr8tim · · Score: 1
      Its resonable to assume they wanted it to be found. In todays game development climate I doubt they could have coded this on their own in renegade fashion. Im sure it was budgeted.

      It was budgeted. They just axed the mini game before the release. I think I read somewhere, this section was removed from PS2 & Xbox versions. For whatever reason it was left in and not intended to be played.

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    6. Re:not ESRB's fault by hchaput · · Score: 1

      You are actually required to report all content on the disk, whether it's accessible or not. You are also required to report all hidden features and easter eggs, and any content revealable by mods.

      When we produce game disks where I work, disk space is very tight, so we know every 1 and 0 on that disk. There's no way Take-Two didn't know about it. And in the end, even if it was a mistake (which is really not possible), it's still Take-Two's responsibility. It's as if Time magazine had a full nude photo tucked in the middle of an issue. The editor can't just go, "Gee, how did that get in there?"

      If this content is on the disk, and they didn't tell the ESRB, that means Take-Two defrauded the ESRB.

      The only other case of this happening that I know about was a version of Tiger Woods that included a South Park episode on the disk. In that instance, the ESRB forced a recall of all Tiger Woods games.

    7. Re:not ESRB's fault by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      When we produce game disks where I work, disk space is very tight, so we know every 1 and 0 on that disk. There's no way Take-Two didn't know about it. And in the end, even if it was a mistake (which is really not possible), it's still Take-Two's responsibility.

      If you're a game developer, then I'll defer to your expert opinion. In my line of work, it's not unusual to have "unreachable code". Sometimes a feature will be officially removed or turned off, but it costs less to close the entry points than to actually remove the code. Some managers also change their minds every time the wind shifts, so it's often a good idea not to remove such code.

    8. Re:not ESRB's fault by einTier · · Score: 1
      It probably was budgeted. Then they decided that it would be taken out some time after the coding work was already done. It was probably taken out for this very reason -- it was too controversial and would have likely gotten them an AO rating. So, they edited it out.

      Note that they did not even make this unlockable with a cheat code -- you have to deliberately reprogram parts of the game to see this content. Why would they bother to show it to the ESRB? The player was never supposed to be able to accesss the content. In fact, if they had shown it and it had gotten an AO rating, you'd have people complaining because the rating was too high and judged on content that's not accessable.

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  111. Torrent of the movie by stefanb · · Score: 1

    Here's a torrent of hotcoffee.wmv since the site appears to be plastered...

  112. A typical scene from Pac Man by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny
    OK, forgive me if I've missed the whole point, but i actually played Pac Man for about 15 minutes last night, and though I couldn't figure out what the actual object of the game was, this was a typical sequence:

    1. Walk up to a random character. For the sake of illustration, let's say it's the pink one.
    2. Start wiggling the joystick around. Your character begins running in circles while you shout out "no, run away, you stupid biatch!"
    3. Keep wiggling the joystick. Your character will eventually be eaten, while you yell more epithets.
    4. At some point, some music will play. Then you get to do it all over again.

      Wait, so where was I going with this? Oh, right -- judging a game based on 15 minutes of play time without reading the manual, trying any of the objectives, or even having the slightest idea that there could be a concept for the game is a stupid idea.

    1. Re:A typical scene from Pac Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that besides the parts you made up that aren't actually in the game ("no, run away, you stupid biatch!"), nothing that you mentioned seems that bad. The GTA scene from the grand parent, on the other hand, is pretty abhorent if you consider the actions in context of reality.

      I think you can learn a lot about someone by what they do when the play GTA.. or whether they like or play the game at all.

    2. Re:A typical scene from Pac Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what is more funny - imagining someone shouting "no, run away, you stupid biatch!" or the thought of reading game manuals to get a feel for a game.

    3. Re:A typical scene from Pac Man by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      While GTA does have sort of a storyline, it's basically a tangent to your laying waste to the civilians of San Andreas. I mean, even your girlfriend's idea of a good time is a drive by!

    4. Re:A typical scene from Pac Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i scream out 'chink' and 'jap' at ol pac cuz he's yellow

  113. Hah. by James+A.+D.+Joyce · · Score: 1

    That guy must have been a newbie, 'cause it took him two tries to run into the red marker.

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  114. Ridiculous double standard by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
    This is yet another example of the riduculous double standard we have in this country. Why people get worked up over graphic sex in a game that already has gratuitous, bloody violence in it is beyond me.

    If I had a kid, and I had to choose between having him see graphic sex and graphic violence, I'd choose the sex. At least then I can sit the kid down and explain to him that this is something that he can enjoy when he's older. Can't say the same about the violence.

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  115. The thing is... by James+A.+D.+Joyce · · Score: 1

    ...there aren't really any major game engine changes between GTA3, VC and SA. I think of them as 3, 3.1 and 3.2.

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    1. Re:The thing is... by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Grand Theft Auto Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas is really just all the levels in Grand Theft Auto 1.

      I don't know if anyone at rockstar ever did solve this but wouldn't it be "Grand Theft Auto 3: San Andreas" and "Grand Theft Auto 3: Vice City" etc etc.

    2. Re:The thing is... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Yes, it should be, but Rockstar didn't want to associate these games too closely with the older GTA3 technology. Even though they use the same basic engine, Vice City and San Andreas do have a lot of improvements over GTA3.

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    3. Re:The thing is... by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Well ... GTA Liberty City and GTA Vice City have a VERY similar engine. The only big difference I noticed was the shine on the cars when your driving and the tires had more detail. (there is oviously a shitload more but those are the first thing I noticed).

      San Andreas looks like a totally new game. There is a ton of awsome heat effects (in midday in the city you see the heatwaves). The Rain looks alot nicer in SA too not just like "walls" of water like vice city. A ton of other little improvements.

      What questions me is what's the next game going to be ? The Levels off the Second GTA :)

    4. Re:The thing is... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Think about all the other changes in Vice City though. Bikes, helicopters, new weapons, property/assets, and so on. It's a lot more than just the same game in a different setting, which is what calling it GTA3: Vice City would imply.

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  116. The irony ... by Post · · Score: 1

    The American obsession with sexuality and the fear that *gasp* a minor might be confronted with it never ceases to amaze us simple folk over here in Old Europe. But then, a nipple here and a little flesh there are bigger threats to the Free World than machine guns and grenades.

    So soon we will hear a public outcry about - what? (The simulation) of something wonderful, hidden in a game glorifying violence and crime.

    Ah, the irony.

    1. Re:The irony ... by ajservo · · Score: 1

      Huh...

      Really? Wonderful?
      You've obviously not played the game. That current GF character featured in the video is a crack whore.

      How's a mouthful of CJ from a crack whore "something wonderful"? Maybe I missed something, but I'd consider a loving relationship to contain something that is "wonderful" than a chick you save from a burning slum who turns tricks for you in return.

  117. At least the moral's good by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you watch to the end of the video, you'll see the note saying "Remember, nice guys finish last".

    Hey, that's good -- she should enjoy it too, fellas. I don't see the problem, they're teaching positive sexual relations here.

    ( Perhaps everybody's up at arms because here in America, we do it missionary only, and *only* when we need a baby. )

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    1. Re:At least the moral's good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we're SUPPOSED to do it for makin babies, but come on, how many people honestly do it for that purpose only?

  118. Re: Coral link, damnit. by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    Yea, I'll bet that would work great with all the systems out there running webservers, huh?

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  119. Pedo mod for Sims 2... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    google it. it exists.

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    1. Re:Pedo mod for Sims 2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, if there is one google search I do *not* want in my browser cache, this is it.

  120. and violence is completely resopsibily free by doormat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    however sex does carry with it certain responsibilities

    Yes, and beating the shit out of someone or shooting them several times in the chest has no long term reprocussions at all. ::biggest_rolls_eyes_ever::

    The *real* reason why sex is abhorred and violence is glorified is because we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world.

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    1. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by IdleTime · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ain't that the truth?
      I was watching "48 hours" the other day. A program about real homicide investigations, they showed the corpses laying around with brain-mass splattered around after a gun shot wound to the head, yet they blurred the tits.... Go figure!

      And your eye-roll cracked me up....

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    2. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "The *real* reason why sex is abhorred and violence is glorified is because we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world."

      I thought it was because evil is the path to death and righteousness is the path to life...

      Thats why the religous fundies hate anything related to sex because it ultimately promotes life.. but coudln't care less about violence because it ultimately leads to death.

      Yes, I am saying that religous fundies are evil, but i base this on their actions, which always shows the face of evil rather than that of a following of Christ...

    3. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by fbform · · Score: 1
      we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world.

      I don't dispute the larger point you're making regarding the relative acceptability of sex vs violence, but that final statement isn't correct. The US isn't really puritanical except in comparison to Europe and maybe parts of South America. The US is socially much more liberal than the overwhelming majority of societies in Asia and Africa.

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    4. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Caiwyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My kingdom for a mod point. Could you be more wrong?

      The *real* reason why sex is abhorred and violence is glorified is because we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world.

      No, the reason why sex is given a higher rating than violence is actually much simpler. Ask yourself these two simple questions:

      1. How many times have you watched graphic sexual content (pornagraphy, whatever) and wanted to have sex yourself during or after viewing it?

      2. Now how many times have you watched a gunfight and then wanted to go kill someone?

      If the goal of the ratings system is to set age-based limits, then I have to agree with the ratings boards that graphic sexuality is less desirable for my children to see than graphic violence.

    5. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by doormat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. How many times have you watched graphic sexual content (pornagraphy, whatever) and wanted to have sex yourself during or after viewing it?

      Sometimes, but that doesn't mean I go out and rape a girl. My activities after watching porn are prefectly legal.

      2. Now how many times have you watched a gunfight and then wanted to go kill someone?

      Not often. Like above, usually when I'm done my appetite for whatever has been satisfied.

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    6. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. How many times have you watched graphic sexual content (pornagraphy, whatever) and wanted to have sex yourself during or after viewing it?

      Remember, folks, if you never watch porn you'll never want to have sex.

      And remember that wanting to have sex is Wrong(TM).

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    7. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by TheCodingRooster · · Score: 1

      absolutley... Nobody cares about the 100,000 women and children that have died in Iraq lately, but the Janet Jackson super bowl thing causes tons of crap, can't let anyone see a breast.

    8. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by rikkards · · Score: 1

      we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world.

      It is funny to say that as the Puritans would get it on before getting married to ensure that they were a match.

    9. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      And remember that wanting to have sex is Wrong(TM).

      Ah, the Slashdot double standard. You jackasses will argue until you're blue in the face that video game companies should be allowed to put whatever content they want in games, especially since there's a voluntary rating system. But the minute that system slips up, you're ridiculing the sensibilities of the parents who trusted it.

      It is exactly your attitude that gives credence to people like the politician in the article.

      Many folks are fine with their 14-year-old kids playing GTA, despite the "M" rating, because they know their kids are smart enough to be able to discern the violence in the game from the real world. But it requires a higher level of maturity to handle sex responsibly, and that's why people are wary of exposing their children to graphic sexuality -- for fear that those children will seek it out before they're able to handle it in a mature fashion. Consider that there are far more teen pregnancies than school shootings.

      I'm not saying you shouldn't be able to play a sex mini-game like this, or that RockStar shouldn't be allowed to sell it. I'm saying that RockStar misrepresented themselves and their game, and many parents are going to feel betrayed and lose faith in the ESRB as a result. And when that happens, no one should be surprised when the censorship police show up.

      And all your sarcasm does is egg them on.

    10. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      My attitude?

      I think you have no idea how I feel about this. I absolutely loath 'voluntary' rating systems that result in censorship. And, yes, it is censorship when large chains will not carry your product unless you alter it, even for sale to adults.

      The AO rating for games and the NC-17 rating for movies result in censorship to try to get the next better rating, and they need to immediately go away. I don't care if it's some magical combination of voluntary ratings (Which were created under the threat of laws) and voluntary policies at stores and movie theatres. If they are keeping material out of the hands of adults, they are bad.

      However, this is almost totally unrelated, as what people are talking about isn't in the game. It requires external software to enable. If kids can go and get this software, they can, um, go get a Nude Raider patch or, you know, normal porn. This is some idiot trying to stir up trouble.

      As for your little rant, it's good to learn you think fiction portraying sex is worse than fiction portraying violence, because 'sex' is a bigger problem than 'violence' among kids, even though it's clearly not.

      A lot more kids have sex than commit violence. However, 'problems' are not measured by the amount of people doing them. In the real world, however, one kid shooting another is a lot worse than hundred kids fucking.

      And the only reason 'teen pregnancy' is a problem is because we refuse to recognize that teenagers have sex. Heaven forbid parents put their foot down and say to their daughters 'If you want to continue to live in this house, you'll go on the pill'.

      It's the job of parents to teach their children to be responsible...when they're 16 years old, it's a rather late to be saying 'I absolutely forbid this action'. It's now time to be saying 'Here is how you do this action responsibly'.

      But you continue sprouting gibberish about how it takes a more mature child to 'handle' sex responsibly. It doesn't take any more responsibly than driving a car, and a hell of a lot less responsiblity than operating a gun.

      Oh, but wait, you were comparing having sex to watching violence, which shows what a hypocrite you are. Watching sex doesn't require any maturity at all. Well, not any over what would be required to play GTA to start with.

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    11. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      I think you have no idea how I feel about this.

      Correct. I was not referring to you, but to the parent poster.

      I absolutely loath 'voluntary' rating systems that result in censorship. And, yes, it is censorship when large chains will not carry your product unless you alter it, even for sale to adults.

      Wal-Mart has every right not to sell something they don't want to sell, including AO-rated games. If the ratings didn't exist, Wal-Mart would still find a way to discriminate based on content. If you don't like it, then don't shop at Wal-Mart. I haven't for years, and it's been great.

      Don't get me wrong, I also dislike voluntary rating systems, but that is because they are arbitrary and not terribly useful to me as a parenting tool, not because they result in self-censorship. Censorship only becomes opressive when it comes from the government. Wal-Mart is still within its rights.

      However, this is almost totally unrelated, as what people are talking about isn't in the game. It requires external software to enable.

      RTFA. All it requires is that you download a savegame file with the minigame unlocked, or that you edit your own savegame file to unlock it. I agree that this minimizes the impact, but the content is still on the disc you bought. It's still part of the package that RockStar sells.

      And the only reason 'teen pregnancy' is a problem is because we refuse to recognize that teenagers have sex. Heaven forbid parents put their foot down and say to their daughters 'If you want to continue to live in this house, you'll go on the pill'.

      It's the job of parents to teach their children to be responsible...when they're 16 years old, it's a rather late to be saying 'I absolutely forbid this action'. It's now time to be saying 'Here is how you do this action responsibly'.


      Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You are now telling people how to raise their children. You are doing the exact same thing as the politician in this story.

      Most parents want to decide for themselves what is best for their children. I am not terribly sympathetic to those who rely on a ratings system to discern content, but those who do expect that system to be consistent and effective. In this case, the ESRB has failed.

      My original point was simple: kids want to have sex a lot more than they want to kill people. On top of that, one of the main purposes of pornography (as defined by the porn industry itself) is to assist in sexual stimulation. There's nothing wrong with that, but that's why many parents consider sexual stimuli (like pornography) to be less appropriate for their children, and that's why it receives a higher rating than violence.

      The answer to this is not to tell people that you know what's best for their children, whom I will note you have never even met. It's to make sure that the ratings system is either consistent and effective, or to remove the ratings system entirely. As a practical matter, the latter option will likely lead to government censorship, which is far worse than the self-censorship that you abhor.

      I'm on your side here, but you have to understand that it is necessary to make the values of free speech attractive to parents who would otherwise support politicians like the one in this article.

    12. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Wal-Mart has every right not to sell something they don't want to sell, including AO-rated games. If the ratings didn't exist, Wal-Mart would still find a way to discriminate based on content. If you don't like it, then don't shop at Wal-Mart. I haven't for years, and it's been great.

      Don't get me wrong, I also dislike voluntary rating systems, but that is because they are arbitrary and not terribly useful to me as a parenting tool, not because they result in self-censorship. Censorship only becomes opressive when it comes from the government. Wal-Mart is still within its rights.

      Here's a question for you: How does Walmart exist?

      Walmart exists because we, as society, say it serves a useful function and thus let it exist. I agree that 'people' should not have to sell what they don't want to sell, but Walmart is not a people. Walmart is a self-organizing system we set up to serve our needs. It should not be making moral judgements.

      I mean, I agree with what you're saying. It's hard to see how voluntary ratings are evil, because there doesn't seem to be any obvious bad input, just a bad result.

      So let's think of an analogy: Shunning.

      Shunning when people in a community refuse to interact with someone. They won't sell them food or buy their stuff or anything. It's all well and good when a single community does it...the person basically has to leave.

      Now imagine if, say, the whole state shunned someone, and they were reduced to hitchhiking (because they couldn't buy gas.) via out-of-state people. This is basically where AO games are now, and it really worried me.

      And it's not too hard to imagine a future where the whole country shuns someone, and they die of dehydration in a ditch, via perfectly legal voluntary shunning. No one will sell them food or water or let them on their property. See the problem?

      Walmart is too powerful to allow it to voluntarily shun games, and it's getting more powerful. And my hatred of voluntary rating systems is fueled more by movie theatres, where it's already happened...you cannot make an NC-17 movie in this country and have it in any theatre except the twenty porn theatres still open in various major cities.

      Luckily, video games can't entirely go that route, because you can mail order them. (Although, like I said, it's easiest to just alter the content.) OTOH, I'm waiting for TV stations to refuse to air ads for them...

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    13. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      Here's a question for you: How does Walmart exist?

      Walmart exists because we, as society, say it serves a useful function and thus let it exist. I agree that 'people' should not have to sell what they don't want to sell, but Walmart is not a people. Walmart is a self-organizing system we set up to serve our needs. It should not be making moral judgements.


      Au contraire, Wal-Mart is still owned and controlled by people, and those people have every right to make moral judgements about what they want to sell. Mind you, Wal-Mart's concern is more for their customers' sensibilities than their own, but they still have the right to make that decision.

      And it's not too hard to imagine a future where the whole country shuns someone, and they die of dehydration in a ditch, via perfectly legal voluntary shunning. No one will sell them food or water or let them on their property. See the problem?

      I disagree. It is incredibly hard to imagine a future like that because no one thinks alike. In order for every single person to shun a human being they would all have to agree that the person was worthy of being shunned. It would take quite an offense to do that. And even if it were possible, to disallow it would be to deny that society the right to make its own decisions. You would be denying individual people's rights to choose who they associate and deal with. That's a cost that far outweighs the prevention of a hypothetical situation that would never happen in the first place.

      Walmart is too powerful to allow it to voluntarily shun games, and it's getting more powerful.

      Bullshit. Wal-Mart doesn't have any control over the decisions I make as a consumer -- I've managed not to come into contact with Wal-Mart for several years now with no problems. As it stands, Wal-Mart is already suffering from growing too large too quickly, and from the resentment of consumers who don't care for Wal-Mart's tactics. If you don't like how Wal-Mart shuns certain media, then you have the right to shun Wal-Mart.

      On top of that, Wal-Mart's shunning of various material provides other retailers with what is essentially the perfect business opportunity. We have a local music store that thrives because it markets itself as a more complete alternative to Wal-Mart, with a vastly superior selection of music. There is no reason any other business can't capitalize on Wal-Mart's dropped initiative. If they can't, then perhaps Wal-Mart was right to refuse to sell the product in the first place, because it doesn't sell.

      And my hatred of voluntary rating systems is fueled more by movie theatres, where it's already happened...you cannot make an NC-17 movie in this country and have it in any theatre except the twenty porn theatres still open in various major cities.

      This is FUD. That didn't stop Pedro Almodovar, whose latest film, "La Mala Educacion (Bad Education)" has seen quite a bit of success in the U.S. despite its NC-17 rating. Or the arthouse cinema down the street from me that shows nothing but alternative films, including some rated NC-17. Again, they capitalize on what other theaters refuse to promote.

    14. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I see the problem.

      You live in a city.

      I do not.

      There is nowhere to purchase CDs except at Walmart and other large chains like Best Buy and Mediaplay, except online, and I'm talking about an hour radius here. (And, yes, there's plenty of stuff within an hour's drive, just not a city over a million people.) There's half a dozen theaters, and none of them show NC-17 movies.

      You live in a universe where, if you are displeased with something, you can just go and get it somewhere else.

      But the problem isn't that I can't get to CDs, it's that that companies know if they want to be able to put it on the shelves, they have to alter it so it gets the ratings that lets it be in stores. And thus it's altered for everyone, including people who buy it online and at independent stores.

      Here it's obvious my choices have been limited. Where you are, it's not.

      I disagree. It is incredibly hard to imagine a future like that because no one thinks alike. In order for every single person to shun a human being they would all have to agree that the person was worthy of being shunned. It would take quite an offense to do that. And even if it were possible, to disallow it would be to deny that society the right to make its own decisions. You would be denying individual people's rights to choose who they associate and deal with. That's a cost that far outweighs the prevention of a hypothetical situation that would never happen in the first place.

      I think you're failing to grasp the point that this is already happening. Yes, everyone's not in on it, but if 75% of people decide to shun you, you're fairly screwed, even if in theory you can get the other 25% to buy food for you, and that's what is happening with voluntary ratings...a large percentage of people are never are presented with the option of buying certain ratings. This doesn't just affect those people, it affects everyone, because no one makes a product they can't put in stores.

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    15. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by mink · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that, but I do know that puritans were not adverse to wild rumpy pumpy. Once they were married they would gleefully fuck and give it the best they could. They were doing God's work as commanded.
      People seem to think now a days that puritan means not sexual. They were quite the opposite, they just were strict about fidelity and marriage.

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    16. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      I see the problem.

      You live in a city.

      I do not.


      So live in a city. You can whine that your job requires you to be in a different location, but that is still a choice you made -- your job above your location. Me, I chose to live where I live, and I see no reason why you can't do the same. Your choices have been limited only by you, not anyone else.

      You seem to think that you are owed more options, and you are not. Wal-Mart doesn't owe you the ability to buy NC-17 movies. But hey, their loss is Amazon's gain, right?

      You do have options. But hey, if you prefer to bitch, it's a free country.

    17. Re:and violence is completely resopsibily free by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You keep missing the point. The problem isn't that I can't buy the movies...I can. I just mentioned where I lived to demonstrate there are entire sections of the population that NC-17 movies are not 'offered' to...when they 'go to get a movie', they only see R-rated ones, because that's all that is on the shelves.

      Not because consumers specifically want things to be, there's really no consumers that would complain if, say, American Pie had included two minutes more female nudity and a penis and gotten an NC-17 rating.

      The stuff is not being carried because corporations have caved into 'public' pressure (Read, a small minority of people who wouldn't buy the damn movies anyway.) and have chosen not to carry them, and thus they have to be toned down if they wish to be sold in most places.

      The problem isn't that it's being 'blocked', it's that a few stores are so powerful and large that if they don't carry you, you're screwed economically, and thus businesses that produce the content quite logically say 'We can't make a NC-17 movie, because we can't sell it.', so the movie doesn't exist at all. You can't get it on Amazon if it's not made, or was instead made as a R-rated movie.

      And it's been created, indirectly, by the government, by allowing large corporations to exist in the first place and to make 'moral' decisions on what they carry. (Frankly, how Walmart treats its workers is a lot more of a 'moral' issue than anything they have on their shelf.)

      This is what is called a 'chilling effect'. People are toning down their speech because a small portion on the population likes to protest outside your door when you sell perfectly legal things. If corporations had backbones, we wouldn't be in this mess, but Walmart pisses so many people off already they can't afford to lose the 'family' support.

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  121. Cripes by Starsmore · · Score: 1
    It's not often that I feel the need to send a letter to a "duly elected government representative" (as much as they actually represent me), but this one did it. Just for fun, I copied it below. Sent to Assemblymember Yee, just in case anyone else wants to tell him to get his nose out of other people's business.

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    Dear Assembly Member Yee,

    In reading my news for the day, I came across several articles referencing your "blasting" of the ESRB in regards to the rating it provided to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Official Press Release: http://democrats.assembly.ca.gov/members/a12/press /p122005060.htm).

    To begin, I am twenty-four years old, with a 14-month old son. I am very much a part of the 'video-game generation', as I often use video games to unwind after a days worth of work and caring for my son. These games range from the previous mentioned Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and beyond.

    In reading the press release, I felt that you had a few good points, and a few points that were off-base. It is true that Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas contained the remnants of a coded "sex mini-game", depicting animated characters going through previous choreographed motions of various acts of sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse between (in the theme of the game), consenting adults. However, what you failed to mention was that in order for anyone to access this minigame, they have to go to the lengthy trouble of modifying the actual game code for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. I have been working with computers, for both work and recreational purposes, for a decade, and I can safely say that because it requires the modification of the game code beyond the parameters that Rockstar North coded, this is not something that an individual will just run into during the course of playing the game. An individual has easier access to "soft-core pornography" on late night cable; actual pornography, and not two rendered, clothed computer models going through the motions.

    That was a lengthy discourse as to the point you missed. I will now address a point that you did address. The press release, and prior press releases, indicates that you feel that games such as Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Manhunt, and other M-rated games (which, for the recorded, is defined on the ESRB {http://www.esrb.com/esrbratings.asp} website as a game which may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.). You are correct. Such games are not made for children. Not all games are made for children. Just as movies such as The Godfather (R), Apocalypse Now Redux (R), Scarface (R), and Saving Private Ryan (R) are classified by the MPAA (www.mpaa.org) under the Voluntary Movie Rating System as being not for children, these M-Rated games are also being classified under a voluntary rating system as not suitable for children.

    I feel that voluntary rating systems are the key point here. Both motion pictures and video games carry a classification designed to inform the purchaser of the product as to what they will be experiencing in the normal course of viewing/playing. Video game producers such as Rockstar North are not forcing parents to buy Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for their 12-year old child, just as Francis Ford Coppola never forced parents to take their 12-year old child to see Apocalypse Now (or Apocalypse Now Redux, released in 2001 as a directors cut). It is up to the parent to decide, based on their own purchases and experiences and research, whether or not a product is suitable for their underaged child. No one forces these parents to buy such games as Manhunt or Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The events that happen in the normal course of gameplay are not hidden from the purchaser; they are often depicted on the back of the box and in TV, we

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    1. Re:Cripes by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      Yay for form emails....

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      Thank you for your email.

      I appreciate that you are taking the time to communicate your concerns and opinions regarding matters before the California State Legislature. Because I receive a high volume of mail, it is impossible for me to respond to every message as promptly as I would like.

      My first priority is to reply to my constituents. If you live in the 12th Assembly District, which includes San Francisco, Broadmoor, Colma, and a portion of Daly City, please be sure that your message includes your name and complete mailing address. I will make every effort to respond to your message via the U.S. Postal Service. This will allow me to include written materials that you may find informative.

      Again, thank you for your message. Please know that your comments are important to me and will be given full consideration.

      Sincerely,

      LELAND Y. YEE, Ph.D.

      Speaker pro Tempore

      Assemblymember, 12th District

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  122. Baby Fatha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GTA: Baby Momma Drama

    Mod this the fuck up...funny as hell.

  123. The Beginning of Wisdom is the Definition of Terms by abb3w · · Score: 1
    all content, regardless of how it is accessed must be submitted for rating

    Of course, the content in question is not "accessible" by the game being sold, technically. It's only accessible in an (unauthorized?) patched version of the game. Thus, the exact phrasing of that requirement in ESRB rules matters greatly.

    Of course, the howling mob will probably try to legislate matters. What ought to happen in a halfway sane and reasonable world is the ESRB should require a more thorough examination of RockStar products for the next couple years, and probably re-write the meaning of "accessible" to preclude this sort of thing. (And in a truly sane and reasonable world, parents would be less offended by the consensual sex than the massive violence in the game. I know for damn certain which I'd rather have my kids fooling with....)

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  124. nitpicking on your GTA3 example by Tired_Blood · · Score: 2, Informative

    The GTA3 example you gave doesn't require any cheats/hacks/mods or whatever. Flying the plane is difficult, but I've gotten very many minutes of continuous flight without entering a cheat code.

    The ghost town is actually the "movie set" used for the introduction (the bank robbery scene) so every time you start a game, that ghost town is actually utilized. In other words, that area wasn't technically cut.

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    1. Re:nitpicking on your GTA3 example by houdini_cs · · Score: 1

      GTA3:SA has several similar areas that require cheats or some patience to see. All the cutscene sets are somewhere in the game. Most of them are above the plane you can fly to, but there are ways around that. Some are in walled off sections, etc.

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  125. Sex game OH NO by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    The sex mini game is the last thing I'd care about in a game like GTA. I don't think any parent in their right mind would buy the game for their kid.

    Regarding the sex:
    Ever watch TV these days, almost every show has something to do with sex, sex jokes, getting laid, sex with the partner etc etc..

    Gimme a break..

  126. Blame? by dancingmad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I the only one mad at Rockstar? Everyone here seems to be blasting Yee (and yes, he is a douchebag), but Rockstar constantly pushes the limits (on what I think are crappy games, but I guess some people find a value in them). They really have to play by the rules, because they're playing so close to the edge it was stupid and rather negligent (not in the legal sense) to leave the game on there.

    Rockstar does crap like this and it makes it harder to get a good game that uses violence to enhances the gameplay (Resident Evil 4, for example). Take their upcoming game on school bullies for example - it's going to make it harder to put out good-but-violent games.

    Whether or not Rockstar targets young kids to buy this games is up for debate (I think they do) but the fact remains that they left the content on the game and anything like that is supposed to be submitted to the ESRB. As gamers we should be admonishing Rockstar too.

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    1. Re:Blame? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it was more like this:

      Boss: "Hey, did you get the gore level turned up like I asked?"

      Developer: "No, I've been working on this bonus level."

      Game: *squeak squeak squeak*

      Boss: "Take that the fuck out. This is going to ship to the US, and those wankers can't stand sex."

      Developer: "Comment out this line, and this line, and this value can never be true, so it's out. Perfect."

      Or maybe - just maybe - the fact that it's a black pixel fucking a white pixel from behind is what's really giving the Puritans a wedgie. As someone else said, in America it's only married couples of the same race but different sexes that have sex, missionary only, and only to conceive.

      Of course, if you think that sex is only useful for conception, there have been serious omissions in your education.

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    2. Re:Blame? by springMute · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what this is all about? RTFA and you'll see this a modification. It's not like Rockstar left it there for anyone to push a button and make it active. The guys had to actually code the thing based on the existing content - places, models - and create what is ultimatelly original content. If you wish to blame Rockstar, it's like blaming any other random FPS engine (Quake, Unreal, Half-Life) just because someone can create 'a sex mod' if they wish to do so. Personally, I see your point. But technically, it's just stupid.

    3. Re:Blame? by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      It's not a mod in the sense that it's still content created by rockstar and left on the CD.

      A mod, in the fullest sense of the term, would be like a nudie patch, created by users for DoA or Tomb Raider. It's a user created a modification. Wheras, you need to mod GTA to access Rockstar's content. Semantics, perhaps, but I think it's the line between what Rockstar can be held accountable for and what is out of its control.

      I've been playing games since I was a babe and since the days of the original NES you could use things like Gamesharks to access content that was supposed to be hidden away (not to mention the stuff you can do these days). Leaving it on the CD was asking for trouble: people take these things apart.

      It would be one thing if some fan made all of this , but the only user created part is the way to access it: the content is still from Rockstar.

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    4. Re:Blame? by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      I understand you're joking and I agree with your sentiments (yay for sex!), but considering everything, Rockstar deserves to be held responsible and it will suck for people who actually play games if there ends up being a Janet Jackson style backlash.

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    5. Re:Blame? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one mad at Rockstar?

      What's to get mad about? If you don't want what they're selling, don't buy it. Whether anyone else does is none of your business.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Blame? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As someone else said, in America it's only married couples of the same race but different sexes that have sex, missionary only, and only to conceive.

      You forgot 'for the good of the party.'

    7. Re:Blame? by m50d · · Score: 1

      If you read the post above, the guy who wrote the mod says it's changing a single bit in the main file, the models are all there (Interestingly the voice acting is there too. Which means the company is in on it, the voice actors said those things, the studio people recorded them, etc). Which makes this qualitatively different from my nude UT skins.

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    8. Re:Blame? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I just had a funny thought. The characters have sex, then she tells him she's pregnant, and then both characters agree that abortion is not an option because Abortion Is Murder.

      That way you cause all sorts of mental pain and anguish in the Puritans. They'll e stuck dwelling on the fact that they are causing the anti-aborion message to be cut by forcing the sex scene to be cut. Chuckle.

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    9. Re:Blame? by mink · · Score: 1

      Whats really sad about America is it all depends on the viewpoint of the group.
      I'm white and my wife is black. We both get looks of disgust from people of seemingly every nationality. Blacks will complain I have "taken a good black woman" and I've heard worse things from white people.
      Reverse our racial roles and you will hear a different set of blacks complain about a shortage of black men, and pretty much the same set of white people saying almost the same exact worse things.

      I find other white people to be especially funny. My wife and I were once waiting fro a taxi after returning a U-HAUL we rented. We both got drinks from a soda machine and when done we both went to a nearby trashcan and thew the empty container out. When my wife did it some white woman totally freaked out, rolled her window up as fast as she could and locked all her car doors. My wife is about 5'4", and not a menacing person at all.

      I've never had black people react in any way like that to my presence, nor has she.
      I wonder what would happen if we were all gray?

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  127. Silly Americans by abb3w · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Women's naughtier bits are also less obvious than Men's naughty bits, and easier to hide with a slight shift of the leg or an undertrimmed public region.

    Boobs gets you at least a PG13 rating; enough of them, on screen sex, or "full frontal" female nudity tends to get an R. Show genitals (penis or labia), you're going to get an NC17 or X rating unless it's really short and nonsexual in context-- in which case you might get away with an R.

    Yes, we Americans are, on average, completely whacko. And we invented nuclear weapons! Why the hell haven't the rest of you invented interstellar travel yet???

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    1. Re:Silly Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the smart ones have already left :)

    2. Re:Silly Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for the sake of completeness, Americans didn't "invent" nuclear weapons, you were just the first to build them. The neccessary basics for that was done in 1900-1930 mostly in Germany, and other European countries, like most other techniques considered today as typically american (tv, cars, telephone, rocket science, ...)

      But maybe you're right, this strange mixture of arrogance, ignorance and double moral standards seems to be indeed an american invetion.

    3. Re:Silly Americans by dapic · · Score: 1

      wasn't sure if only you guys "invented" the nuclear weapons-it's not like you guys sold the Russians the patent. But it's pretty certain that only you guys ever used it though.

    4. Re:Silly Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just for the sake of completeness, Americans didn't "invent" nuclear weapons, you were just the first to build them. The neccessary basics for that was done in 1900-1930 mostly in Germany, and other European countries,

      The latter part of that is more accurate than the former. The foundations were set by research in Europe-- Einstein's E=mc^2, into radioactives by the Curies in France, the discovery of nuclear bombardment by the Curies and by Fermi, Szilard's conceptualizing the chain reaction about 1934, and Hahn's identification of nuclear fission. The most critical research was done in the 30's, however.

      Furthermore, these are the principles behind the nuclear weapon; the invention of the weapon itself is a slightly different matter. Nontrivial practical design issues-- isotope separation/production, amounts of material to use, and assembly/ignition mechanisms-- were worked out in the Manhattan Project. And as any working engineer (especially in fusion power research) can tell you, it's a non-trivial jump to go from theory to practice; while the Nazi German nuclear project was came closest (with a subcritical pile and possible radiological weapon test), no-one else achieved control of the "necessary basics" prior to the end of WWII. Of course, many of the Manhattan Project scientists were former German citizens... but they finished the work in America, as Americans.

    5. Re:Silly Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      wasn't sure if only you guys "invented" the nuclear weapons-it's not like you guys sold the Russians the patent. But it's pretty certain that only you guys ever used it though.

      And Russians are all such well adjusted nice people....

  128. New warning label by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Clearly they should be required to put a new warning label on the game:

    "Caution: Altering this game may affect game play."

    I know it doesn't seem to be altering the game, per se, and it's using built-in but inaccessable content, but really. If using some third-party hack to access game content needs to be rated, why not using some third-party hack to retexture everyone so they're naked? Should all games then get an "M" rating? If this were part of accessible game content, I could see the problem.

    1. Re:New warning label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe UT2004 and CounterStrike?? (not sure) DO provide such a warning right when you start the game up... and it does. People spray porn sprays all the time in Counterstrike. And of real women, and with much better resolution than 3D characters can currently provide in a game like GTA3. The more you think about this stupid uproar, the more you realize how stupidly naive the Focus on the Family soccer moms are.

    2. Re:New warning label by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I point to DOA: Vollyball. Don't like swimsuits? Change the XBE and you got naked vollyball! Been able to do that one for years.

  129. The unspoken assumption by leereyno · · Score: 3, Informative

    The unspoken assumption underlying all of this brouhaha is that there is something wrong with a game of this type, and especially that there is something wrong with kids and teenagers seeing it.

    I've never been convinced that this assumption is in any way valid. I didn't believe it when I was a kid, and I don't believe it today. It isn't that I think any of this is particularly good for kids, or for anyone as far as that goes. The point is that it is not harmful either. If anything it is neutral, which means it just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter any more than anything else anyone sees. Sex is an ordinary part of life for all of us, not some deep dark secret that must be kept hidden at all costs. Attempting to hide things that are sexually explicit from someone because of their age is a monumental waste of time. Not only are you going to fail for the most part (unless you lock them in a closet), but there is nothing to be gained even if you were to succeed. Of all the things that are a danger to a young person, seeing naked bodies and sex portrayed on a computer screen isn't one of them.

    When I was a kid I used to think that the sex-phobia exhibited by adults was a sham, a put on, a ruse, a pretention that served to obscure their underlying malice towards the young. I reached this conclusion based upon a simple assmption: no one could actually be as stupid as they were behaving.

    I was 30 years old before I finally realized that yes, people really could be that stupid, and that stupidity can even infect an entire culture. Never understimate the destructive power of idiots in large groups.

    Lee

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    1. Re:The unspoken assumption by m50d · · Score: 1

      Frankly I don't care much about the sex. But I do care about the ratings being honest. I want the label to say what's actually in the game. The fact that they basically lied to the ESRB over this is what's wrong, not that they included this content.

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    2. Re:The unspoken assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never understimate the destructive power of idiots in large groups.

      Framed lithograph

  130. Explain this by theblacksun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the only reason sexual content is censored is to prevent children from mimicing them and making poor sexual choices, then why can't women's breasts be seen on TV? Why do they automatically raise the rating of any game/movie? I'll tell you why: this culture obsessively sexually represses itself. Many other countries are much more open about sex, and many have less problems with STDs and teen pregnency than the US. This is not about role models, this is something much deeper.

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    1. Re:Explain this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      "Many other countries are much more open about sex, and many have less problems with STDs and teen pregnency than the US."

      Yeah, like Africa. Sure, much less problems with STDs and teen pregnancy. Amsterdam? Sorry, but I think this qualifies as the most stupid comment yet. Do you care to back this up with ANY evidence at all, or did you just create a statistic out of thin air in order to add credibility to your theory?

    2. Re:Explain this by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 1

      You Americans really need to loosen up. Even just up here in Canada I can remember seeing brief but uncensored images of topless women on the CBC News! And your nation goes into uproar when one tiny little tit gets displayed on CBS.

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    3. Re:Explain this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      > "Many other
      countries are much more open about sex, and
      > many have less problems with STDs and teen pregnency than the US."

      > Yeah, like Africa.

      Africa's a continent, Jake.

    4. Re:Explain this by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

      If you start in on the puritanical American media, I'm gonna start in on Bryan Adams.

      You've been warned.

    5. Re:Explain this by snuf23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If the only reason sexual content is censored is to prevent children from mimicing them and making poor sexual choices, then why can't women's breasts be seen on TV?"

      Nowhere in my post do I say it's the ONLY reason. I am merely offering some reasons which are not related to bible thumpers.
      The constant argument that anti-sex bible thumping fundamentalists are censoring boobies is not the total story.
      There are legitimate reasons why you might not want your kids to be exposed to this. Yes parents need to be talking to their kids about sex and half the reason is to put some perspective on the common depictions put forth by the media (cheap easy sex is fun).

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    6. Re:Explain this by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "...this is something much deeper"

      Like cervix deep or are we talking fallopian tubes here?

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    7. Re:Explain this by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but CRTC rules state that any Bryan Adams imagery is punishable by a 500,000 buck fine. Even if its a posting 'malfunction'.

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    8. Re:Explain this by Arker · · Score: 1

      I think the point, which you seem to be intent on missing here, is that that this is a game chock full of violence, from beginning to end, and I mean blood and gore splattering on you brutal graphic violence, and rated M for that. But when a titty is found, suddenly M isn't enough?

      Now sure, parents should (and all too often don't) pay attention to what their children are exposed to. But any parent that is ok with their kids being exposed to the level of violence GTASA is known for, but suddenly up in arms because a TITTY snuck into the game, has some serious problems.

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    9. Re:Explain this by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I agree that the ratings system is retarded. The last Leisure Suit Larry game actually had to be toned down for the US market (gogamer.com was selling an uncut import version). Considering how tame Leisure Larry is, that's kind of sad. As with X-rated movies, of course no mass retailer will stock AO games, making it the kiss of death for a games sales.
      I think it's pretty amusing that even Railroad Tycoon has to note "use of tobacco and alcohol" on its box.
      Nationally there is a way more knee jerk reaction over nudity and sex. The reaction to Janet Jackson's tit during the airing of the Superbowl - an afternoon of an inherently violent sport - pretty much makes it clear. I think this is pretty nuts considering a tit is hopefully the first thing all lucky kids attach themselves to after birth.
      I think one of the reasons for the tit and violence reaction (keep in mind GTA has already angered plenty of people based on the violence, is that there is no trust that the rating system is helping to prevent these games from getting to kids under 18. Of course the reality is that these parents probably have a stack of R-rated DVDs which are locked in the secret box.
      As a gamer and a parent, I am aware of what my kid plays. BUT I cannot control his every action. I can't say that my son won't play GTA at his friends house. Or watch a violent R-rated movie, or watch bukkake porn on the Internet. The best a parent can do is try to educate a kid about violence, sex and fantasy versus reality. The bottom line is that your kids will at sometime be exposed to a violent or sexually charged or just plain sick piece of media that you might not want them to see. The stuff is so pervasive that short of locking your kid in a room with no connection to the outside world until they turn 18 is about the only way to avoid it. God knows I snuck out of by bedroom at night to watch skinemax when the parents were asleep.

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    10. Re:Explain this by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll back it up.
      http://www.coolnurse.com/teen_pregnancy_rates.htm
      "The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the western world, despite the fact that our teens are not more sexually active than Swedish teens, or Canadian teens, or British teens. Why? Because we don't educate about birth control in sex education classes, we don't discuss it at home, we don't give teens good access to it, and we don't advertise it in our media. Other countries do, and they are rewarded with low rates of teen pregnancy and teen abortions."

      Or http://www.agi-usa.org/pubs/fb_teen_sex.html
      "Teen pregnancy rates are much higher in the United States than in many other developed countries--twice as high as in England and Wales or Canada, and nine times as high as in the Netherlands or Japan."

      Amsterdam is in the Netherlands.

      Google "teen pregnancy rates" and you'll be inundated with evidence that the original poster is correct.

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    11. Re:Explain this by dangitman · · Score: 1
      The constant argument that anti-sex bible thumping fundamentalists are censoring boobies is not the total story. There are legitimate reasons why you might not want your kids to be exposed to this.

      Why? I can't think of a single valid reason why children should not see breasts. They are a natural part of the body, and they are used for feeding infants. Any healthily-raised child has been breastfed and exposed to breasts. They aren't necessarily sexual. Treating them as something to be covered, and a taboo, creates more perversion and sexual problems than just treating them like the fatty mammary glands that they are.

      It is irresponsible to misinform children by teaching them this fear of bodies.

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    12. Re:Explain this by dangitman · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yeah, like Africa. Sure, much less problems with STDs and teen pregnancy.

      WTF? Many parts of Africa are very conservative and religious, and have many superstitions and taboos about sex. I'd say Africa is the LAST place I would think of that is "open" about sex in the way we know it. France, Sweden, and Australia would be better examples.

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    13. Re:Explain this by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Just in case you really believe this, "teen pregnancies" include married 18-19 year olds. Now you can question the virtues of 18 year olds getting married, but that is not really your decision - its theirs. And if they are married, wouldn't pregnancy be expected?

      Look into the real data - babies out of marriage. The US is very low. (Just to go to the extreme - Utah has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the world, because Mormon kids tend to wait until marriage for sex, so they marry younger. Utah also has one of the lowest unwed pregnancy rates. You may argue that 18 year olds getting married is evil in your perspective, but they are adults, aren't they?)

      Statistics should be judged like any other communication medium - see what the guy is trying to convince you of, and look for holes in the data apropriately.

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    14. Re:Explain this by Eccles · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe this because I research, and find stats that support my position. You find a possible reason and take it as definitive, without taking the time to find out it can't be.

      Utah? A grand 1% of the U.S. population. Mormons? 1.9%. Not enough to make a dent in U.S. statistics. Moreover, my cousin just married a Mormon, in her thirties, no kids and no plans to have one -- they're not a coven of rapid breeders.

      http://www.parenthelpcenter.org/teen_problems/teen pregnancy
      "The United States has the highest rates of teen pregnancy and births in the western industrialized world. Teen pregnancy costs the United States at least $7 billion annually.

      Nearly four in 10 young women become pregnant at least once before they reach the age of 20--nearly one million a year. Eight in ten of these pregnancies are unintended and 79 percent are to unmarried teens."

      79% is very low?

      Oh, but what about Utah? Read http://health.utah.gov/rhp/pdf/1997report.pdf
      "Twenty years ago, in Utah, most teen births were to married couples. Today, over half of births to
      women ages 15-19 occur outside of marriage, a figure reflecting national trends."

      And hell, how many of those 18-19 year old married people got married because they got pregnant? I don't consider that "evil," I do consider it a recipe for divorce. Moreover, again from the Utah gov't report:

      "Fathers in cases of teen pregnancy are generally not themselves teens. Infants' fathers were 20
      years of age or older for 42% of births to mothers ages 15-17 and 72% of fathers were 20 years of
      age or older for births to mothers ages 18-19 between 1995 and 1997."

      So we've got older men taking advantage of teenage women. That is getting closer to evil...

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    15. Re:Explain this by lemon031 · · Score: 0
      ""Yes parents need to be talking to their kids about sex and half the reason is to put some perspective on the common depictions put forth by the media (cheap easy sex is fun).""

      Cheap, easy sex is fun.

  131. Uh... by cyrix · · Score: 1

    What they didn't mention was that this game is not available in the Xbox and PS2 versions of the game. In fact it's not even really in the PC version. You need to download the "hot coffee" mod to even do this. So no, technically it's not in the game. R* removed it for obvious reasons, but of course once it came out for PC it was just a matter of 3 days until someone notified us at our site about this mod. R* new to take it out, but they should have just taken it out all together instead of leaving it to be cracked open. On a side not, there is supposedly a simple program you can download and place on your memory card for the PS2 version which allows this "mini game" to be opened up.

  132. SIMCOPTER SEX SCENE by floormasn56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does any one remember this? they had to recall a bunch games for that

  133. Re: Coral link, damnit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I weep for your broken internet access

  134. MIRROR by BasharTeg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a mirror to the video:

    http://basharteg.com/hotcoffee.wmv

  135. Re:sex vs. violence- Damn Straight by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Just posting to say I agree with your post 100%. People complain abou the duped articles on Slashdot and, at the same time, moderators are constantly modding up articles that are (for all practical purposes) just as duped!

  136. MIRROR by BasharTeg · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a mirror of the video:

    http://basharteg.com/hotcoffee.wmv

  137. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't they make a game like GTA SA, except you pick up linux distros instead of hookers?
    I'd pay good money for it!

  138. Re:Stupid and reply to stupid by Pansy · · Score: 1

    But if we license kids the only people who will have kids are criminals... (yes, I realize the argument is vacuous, I just find it funny) Forced sterilization, now there's an option...

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  139. It's even worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Listen to Kevin Smith's commentaries on Chasing Amy and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

    You can't even *mention* any details about gay sex without being given an R.

  140. Wait... by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ... if that is how you are having sex I think you are doing it wrong.

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  141. Pixelated Boobies!!!! by Cronos1388 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone in this world really find video game sex to be that offensive. Their animated characters for god sakes. The fact that at 16 years old I have access to about 30,000 porno movies/photos is alot worse.

  142. Damn, I was waiting for the price to go down... by javaxman · · Score: 2, Funny
    I like to wait until a game drops below $35 or so before buying it.

    It looks like I won't be able to pick up GTA:SA for quite a while longer, now. This ought to send it flying off the shelves *again*...

    1. Re:Damn, I was waiting for the price to go down... by mink · · Score: 1

      Get it used, I managed to pick one up for $24 due to a sale, it had everything in it (map, manual, game disc) and in good condition.

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  143. Depends on who made the lock and the key by jd · · Score: 1
    If Rockstar shipped a deliberately crippled version to get a specific rating, then published or instructed someone on how to remove the lock, so that the intended game could be played, then Rockstar would be guilty of getting the game fraudulantly certified.


    This is a big if, at present totally speculative, but it would be one scenario where Rockstar would be as guilty as hell - not specifically for the content, but in smuggling it past screeners.

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  144. Herbie gettin' it on! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he should come down with an STD if he fucks every skank in the neighborhood. Or maybe he can be have his cash taken away to support the kid he fathered.

    I haven't played San Andreas (been waiting for the PC version's price to drop), but with the population I've seen in GTA3 and Vice City, the whole population must be sterile. (Or at least half of it.) Everyone apparently reproduces by full body mitosis whenever you turn your back on them. Even their clothes get in on the cloning action.

    As to STDs, I don't know what ones you think you can catch from the sex depicted in those two games. You're just sitting motionless in the front seats of a car while its shocks bounce it around. The characters don't even touch each other. As far as I can tell, it's the car that's getting off!

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    1. Re:Herbie gettin' it on! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know that excessive car bouncing causes Suspension and Transmission Dysfunctions?

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  145. A simple point by Drakai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whether or not this is ok can be determined through an exageration. GAMEZMAKERX produces a Game, 'A Funny Story'. It is all about a kid going to school, flirting with his girlfriend, playing a sports minigame and taking a few quizes/test. They submit 'A Funny Story' to ESRB and recieve a Rating of 'E' and get a nice large distribution. Yay! One week after release, a hack is discovered. It turns out that GAMEZMAKERX had originally planned the game to be dirty. 'XXX-Fuzzy' was all about a punk getting laid, cheating on exams and then shooting up his school after expulsion. All of the content was there and to unlock it required a simple mod. The likely scenarios are: 1) They knew the content was there and they totally leaked to mod. 2) They thought it was all removed. But certain programmers kept in in there to be subversive. In either case GAMEZMAKERX is boned. There can be no question that they have thoroughly violated the public trust. Claiming that a young player could not accidentally uncover the mod is not good enough. In all likely the kid will be exposed to the content just to be 'in' with his friends. That's life. That's the extreme. But notheless, it implies that Rockstar is responsible for the content on the disc they produce. In reality, we have a standout gaming company Rockstar that makes no joke about the kind of games they are about. GTA all the way, baby. '4 life, homie!' This mod simply cannot harm the reputation this game has already earned. This mod could impact the venue of future sales but I assumed Rockstar was already working on GTA:5. At least, they better be :) So what is the actual punishment? How heavily do you fine a company for so slight and negligible a shift. Not much, imo. A slap on the wrist to remind game producers that they need to be honest with themselves, the government and their customers. I am not going to dig up my GTA:SA to see this mod so it ticks me off that I missed out on it. Stupid Rockstar, I love you guys.

    1. Re:A simple point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GTA all the way, baby. '4 life, homie!' This mod simply cannot harm the reputation this game has already earned. This mod could impact the venue of future sales but I assumed Rockstar was already working on GTA:5. At least, they better be :)

      San Andreas technically *is* GTA 5-- it went, GTA3, VC, SA, remember?

    2. Re:A simple point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! Right, GTA:6 is the ticket then. Or a new franchise, if they want to some more original work.

      Also!

      I was not aware of the lack of line breaks

      curses!

    3. Re:A simple point by m50d · · Score: 1

      There's noone with the authority to fine then. The only weapon the ESRB has is to refuse to rate their games and let them use their labels. But if Rockstar can get stores to sell their game anyway (and with a game as big as GTA they probably can) then ESRB will only undermine themselves by doing that. Maybe the ESRB could make them pay out a bit to customers in return for continuing to rate their games.

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  146. So... by Yusaku+Godai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    GTA, which is packed to the brim with blasting heads off with sniper rifles and running over cops, leaving bloody smears gets an M rating. Fine. But as soon as you throw in some cheesy videogame softcore porn it's suddenly horribly offensive and in need of an investigation? Right.

  147. Ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI:
    "The Guy Game" (now banned because a 17 year old lied about her age) and "BMX XXX" (universally panned) were both rated "M" for mature, even though they contain scenes of topless women. The complaint is not about the visible 'boobies' but about the graphic nature of the sexual behaviour.

    1. Re:Ratings by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 1

      Banned? Funny...I saw "The Guy Game" on the shelves just a few days ago at Best Buy...

      Just another instance of the government going to places they do not belong...

  148. Oh no not sex! by DrXym · · Score: 1

    This is a game where you can creep up behind a woman and slit her throat, or murder cops, or mow people down in a car. All with the approval of the ESRB and their rating system. But a sex scene? How dare they!

  149. Re: Coral link, damnit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why no "-1 what the fuck are you trying to say"

  150. Well, if GTA deserves an Ao... by Admiral+Justin · · Score: 1

    Sims deserves an M, for those nude patches you can get for sims. Obvious, no?

    <sarcasm style="rant">Oh, wait, nude sims is fine, clothed black men pleasuring white women is obviously far beyond wrong and should never, ever, ever be considered.

    Rockstar, you should be ashamed, leaving code that promotes interracial relationships. Just imagine if you could have a boyfriend in the game!</sarcasm>

    C'mon, people, it's a game. It's not like sales of the game are going to cause a dramatic increase in sex, vehicular homicide, murder, and beating people to death with dildos (one of the best ways to dispatch someon in the game, BTW)

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  151. Very much a US thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Maybe it's some of these weird USA cultural things?"

    Yes. Yes it is.

    In the U.S., if you can get laid in high school, you don't do anything else. The culture is so obsessed with popularity that the only people who have time to think about anything else are the rejects.

    That's why the U.S. has so many varieties of geek. Computer geeks, sure, but math geek, science geek, band geek, drama geek...

    There's no reason for a guy who plays saxophone in the school band to be considered undateable. Playing the sax is attractive. It's just that only unattractive people take the time to learn something like this.

    The U.S. school system is so broken, foreigners can't even begin to grasp it. The only thing U.S. high schools can still do at this point seems to be keeping the horny and attractive teenagers mostly away from the adult population.

  152. It's a mirror. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The game is a big sandbox. You can perform random violence if you like. However, if you persist in such sociopathic behaviour, eventually the authorities will take notice. Your character will, at best, be arrested. At worst your character will be shot and killed by a SWAT team.

    This is no different from real-life.

    You decided to inflict random violence on another character. You are the one to blame for your actions. Since you're posting on Slashdot, you're probably not currently in jail or on death row. This type of behaviour is obviously not acceptable to you in real-life - yet it apparently is in a virtual world where there are no real consequences. What does this say about you?

    Will Wright (designer of The Sims) once said that his daughter loves GTA - she drives around the city on a scooter for hours at a time. No violence or death, she just wants to explore.

    I would say that on some levels GTA is a mirror that exposes those who play it for who they really are. The game is not like a movie. It does not stomp on civilians without someone at the controls.

    You win GTA by completing the missions - which, yes, are of a criminal nature, but they do not endorse random violence against innocent civilians in the manner that you depicted (it is often counterproductive since it is beneficial to attract less attention from the virtual authorities).

    Sure, there are times when players just "go nuts", start messing around and go on random killing sprees, seeing how much carnage they can commit before being caught or killed - but if you persist, the consequences will always, always catch up with you.

    1. Re:It's a mirror. by danila · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure, there are times when players just "go nuts", start messing around and go on random killing sprees, seeing how much carnage they can commit before being caught or killed - but if you persist, the consequences will always, always catch up with you.

      Unless you have a tank.

      Which, once again, conclusively proves - the one with the bigger stick makes the rules.

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    2. Re:It's a mirror. by PCM2 · · Score: 0, Redundant
      You win GTA by completing the missions - which, yes, are of a criminal nature, but they do not endorse random violence against innocent civilians in the manner that you depicted (it is often counterproductive since it is beneficial to attract less attention from the virtual authorities).
      OK, people keep saying that, but what missions? I didn't see any missions. All I saw was a stereotypical black guy with a little bicycle and a bunch of other people standing around on the street. Sure, I could ride around the streets on the bike for a while, but that got a little boring, and after a while people would start yelling and shooting at me. It's a videogame, I figured you're supposed to push buttons. Pushing buttons let me steal cars and beat people up. That's about all I saw of it. Like I said, apparently I missed the point. I only played it for 15 minutes. I don't have a real long attention span for videogames.
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    3. Re:It's a mirror. by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      Sure, there are times when players just "go nuts", start messing around and go on random killing sprees, seeing how much carnage they can commit before being caught or killed - but if you persist, the consequences will always, always catch up with you.

      Unless you find a can of paint and change the color of your car.

    4. Re:It's a mirror. by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      Too bad they nerfed the tank in SA.. It doesn't last very long at all :(

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    5. Re:It's a mirror. by danila · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, they gave you a gatling gun with unlimited ammo. But they took the health bonuses from your hideouts. :( Still, the gatling gun pwns.

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    6. Re:It's a mirror. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      The question is: Can you perform random acts of goody-two-shoeing? Or even fool people into giving you something because they think you are a good guy?

      Does the real life in the ghettos really consist of riding around for hours - or committing a crime?

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  153. What about The SIMS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With a few file-switching & some tweaking, you can turn off the blurring in the sims & then you have naked sims.

    Ok, so theyre not anatomically correct, but there are also ways to fix that.

    Not that ive tried it or anything.

    In sims2, you can have the sims "try for baby" in which they disappear under the covers, fireworks shoot about & soon the female is pregnant.

    Ive also seen "naked" skins for quake & im sure theyre available for other FPS's

    Looks like ESRB has their work cut out for them.

  154. why try by u-238 · · Score: 1

    what a pitiful attempt at brining some kind of fervor and frucus to the dreadfully and hopelessly boring 'video game industry'

  155. This "anti sex" culture in Government will change: by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This "anti sex" culture in Government will change... Here is why.

    The current generation in the United States has access to the internet. Now, you can find whatever you want on the internet, this should be obvious. Indeed, you can often find sexually explicit material on the internet when you are not looking for it.

    So, now we have both sexes viewing sexually explicit material when they choose to do so via the internet. (I can remeber being excited in the early 80s managing to locate a copy of penthouse, which myself and my friends would stare at in amazement...)

    However, the current generation that is in government was not raised by these standards - they are far more conservative when it comes to sex. Therefore, they choose to ban it to 'protect the kids' or whatever.

    However, as this generation ages, having had more exposure to sex and nudity, and being far more tolerante of it, so will the current policies surrounding it.

    So, yes, the US government is very reactionary to sex, but this will change - it MUST change because the current younger generation just won't tolerate it when they age.

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  156. reminds me of something funny i saw by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    this reminds me of a movie i was watching on TV the other night, I can't remember the exact movie but think pulp fiction type violence and gore...

    The funny thing about the movie was that after this long drawn out violent scene (bullets flying, people's insides splattering, blood everywhere) someone said Fuck you.

    Now none of the violence was cut out or shortened, but the word fuck, oh noooo!!! Can't have that, instead the changed it to hug...

    So after this long violent scene the character turned to the motionless bodies and said "No!, Hug you!!!

    It's insane

    1. Re:reminds me of something funny i saw by glimmy · · Score: 1

      I have seen that on certain channels. Yet on TBS in prime time they show saving private ryan uncensored.

  157. The sex game by hkb · · Score: 1

    The sex game is about the least questionable thing in GTA:SA.

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  158. Should the ESRB... by JPortal · · Score: 1

    really be responsible for parts of a game that you can only get to by applying modifications?

  159. ESRB sez by robyannetta · · Score: 1

    According to ESRB.ORG, there are only 18 titles released with the "AO" rating. Here is the complete list:

    Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude Uncut and Uncensored
    Singles
    Peak Entertainment Casinos
    Critical Point
    Tokimeki Checkin!
    Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber
    Snow Drop
    X-Change
    All Nude Nikki
    Body Language
    Riana Rouge
    WET - The Sexy Empire
    All Nude Glamour
    All Nude Cyber
    Cyber Photographer
    The Joy Of Sex
    Playboy Screensaver :The Women Of Playboy
    Crystal Fantasy

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  160. Why this is a big deal by hchaput · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, the big deal is not that there is sex in GTA. You can make a game with sex, and you can sell it. Nobody is stopping you.

    The big deal is this: Parents are trying to raise their kids responsibly by monitoring their media... their TV, their movies, their music, and their games. They don't necessarily want to stop their kids from listening to an album, or playing a game. They just want to know what the heck their kids are getting into. Just a little help, like a rating system, and a way to stop kids from getting particularly graphic content. You may not like it, but that's what parents want.

    Like all other media, parents want laws to force game manufacturers to label their games, and game sellers to restrict sales to minors. The game industry has argued in response that we don't need laws because "we can police ourselves" via the ESRB.

    Well, the ESRB blew it big time, although apparently through no fault of their own. This GTA hack is a glaring example of the failure of self-policing. The ESRB was set up to stop parents from demanding media control laws. Now the ESRB has failed in their mission, and parents are going to start demanding those laws. So the ESRB is furiously trying to protect its reputation.

    I work at a large game company (not Take-Two/Rockstar). We are required to reveal all hacks, easter eggs, hidden features, etc. to both first-party (MS, Sony, Nintendo) and the ESRB. There can be no content on the disk that is not reported to these folks, or there a serious consequences. (I'm told they're serious. I don't know what they are.) If Take-Two did not reveal that this content was on the disk, they have defrauded the ESRB. That's bad news for Take-Two and their cash cow. If this content is on the Xbox or PS2 media, they defrauded MS or Sony, who are now liable for the explicit content. That's really bad news.

    That's why this is a big deal.

    Side Note: This is not censorship. Nobody is banning any games. Adults can buy whatever games they want. Restricting sales of adult games to kids is no more censorship than restricting sales of porn or booze. The censorship argument is a Take-Two argument to whip up support for anything-goes game development so that they can continue to make piles of money selling porn to kids.

    1. Re:Why this is a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Restricting the sales of porn to kids is censorship. People just don't call it that or see it in a bad light.

      Personally, I think its stupid. Kids want the games. They will get them. If they can't buy them (do they really buy them anymore?), they will get their friend to burn a copy or they will get a bootleg from Kazaa or whatever. For such kids who aren't "responsible" enough to have their virgin eyes exposed to GTA, they certianly know how to beat the system!

    2. Re:Why this is a big deal by Drakai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You hit the nail on the head with this post.

      Some people may not want to see it but the bottom line is that this was bad for business.

      Personally, I would like the chance to buy a AO game. And, again personally, I'd rather get it from my local video game store. But I do not think it likely that EB Games carries AO games or ever will for that matter.

      But that doesn't mean I am going to be happy about Take Two 'sneaking one in'. Nor do I advocate lowering the standards of content ratings.

      So all said and done, there really needs to be a better way for me to get access to AO games ;P

    3. Re:Why this is a big deal by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I guess it could be worse. In Australia, AO games are outright banned (as Leisure Suit Larry was last year.) Be thankful that you're in a place where at least some game store carries AO titles.

      Me, I'm thankful that the game came out here for long enough for everyone to get who would actually care.

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  161. Who cares about this? It's a mod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a mod. How could the ESRB have known? This is indeed a nudie mod. Yee is just out to get the industry, for who knows what reason. THAT would be an interesting piece of investigative reporting.

  162. Thats nothing by ActionJesus · · Score: 1

    I bought "tellytubby adventures", reverse engineered the binary, extracted the graphics files and replaced them with nudie pics off the net, recompiled it and when i ran the game THERE WERE NAKED WOMEN IN THE GAME! Its a game designed for children, for gods sake! Whats the world coming to? >_>

  163. great typo! by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    drive a police car and take out come crooks
    Oh no! Somebody robbed the sperm bank?
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    1. Re:great typo! by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Arguably the funniest post ever!

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  164. at a fundamental level, there is no difference by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Compiled code is merely CPU-readable script. It's all just a matter of perspective.

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    1. Re:at a fundamental level, there is no difference by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      The interpreter for the script is unlikely to have been written to optimize out code. Why bother, it's not a general purpose tool.

  165. brings to mind a jon stewart quote: by william_w_bush · · Score: 1


    "so in berkeley you can sleep with a hooker, but if you kill her, the party's over"

    speaking about the passage of 2 laws in california, 1 legalizing prostitution in berkeley, the other criminalizing necrophilia.

    art imitates life, it's cool!

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  166. In other news... by springMute · · Score: 1

    ...if you buy a NEW YORK TIMES newspaper and stick an x-rated picture on it, it becomes an x-rated newspaper. Yes, I know, it's shocking.

    1. Re:In other news... by m50d · · Score: 1

      This is more like the NYT including an x-rated picture in between two stuck-together pages. The content was all there on the discs, it requires patching to access it but it's part of the game.

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  167. You sir... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are an effin pedant.

  168. Here is Yee's Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Let the world (or more important Yee) know how you feel on these issues and email him from this page http://www.aroundthecapitol.com/memberemail.php?di strict=AD12&subject=AB+319+(Chan):+Phthalates+and+ bisphenol-A+in+childrens+products./

  169. Re:This "anti sex" culture in Government will chan by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mention that you can find sexual material on the internet.. Care to list some examples?

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  170. in other news by pin_gween · · Score: 1

    Dateline July 8, 2005: All copies of GTA:SA for PC's have mysteriously sold out in matter of minutes.
    Rumor has it members of a "computer cult" known only by the symbol /. are believed to be responsible. Authorities are at a loss, stating "this may be the most sex they'll ever get."

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  171. Just out of curiousity, nothing more... by master_meio · · Score: 0, Funny

    When was the last time you felt a woman's breasts? It doesn't count if your girlfriend is overweight.

  172. Who gives US Gov't this power? by Lime+Sky · · Score: 1

    I feel obligated to link to the Gamer's Manifesto (which has made news here before, incidentially.)

    Note in particular section 4.

    1. Re:Who gives US Gov't this power? by Etcetera · · Score: 1


      It's the STATE government, dumbass... and that would be amendment #10.

  173. Re:This "anti sex" culture in Government will chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As those raised in the 60's who were "exposed to more sex" are more tolerant, or those in the roaring 20's were more tolerant.
    My point is social trends in society are not necessarily linear. They may be more tolerant to exposure to such things, or the norms may shift back to something more conservative. It does not necessarily follow that they will be "far more tolerant." Somewhat more tolerant is likely, far more tolerant is not necessarily the case.
    As people get older their views often move closer to their parents views on many things. And these conservative people are raising children.

  174. Ah, I see your point by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Thanks.

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  175. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one else gave us this list.

  176. Sex in San Andreas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those sex scenes in San Andreas were actually boring and quite difficult and annoying, so I decided to turn those off after testing.

  177. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice link, nice speed. Thanks for the mirror.

    I love this video. :)

  178. Fat Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because so many Americans are fat, no one wants to get naked.

  179. Oh give us a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did or did you not notice the huge LOD system improvement between GTA 3 and Vice City? GTA 3 would run, on a 2.4ghz P4, like molasses whereas Vice City would simply fly along, even if you're speeding down the highway in a turbocharged sports car. No glitches, nothing.

    San Andreas seems to bring realtime shadowing and an even better progressive detail system into play -- i.e. there are no "loading..." breaks anywhere at any point, unless you count the fadeout/fadein things when you're busted or wasted.

    So sure, there have been improvements. Like those between Soldier of Fortune one and two. Not revolutionary like between GTA2 and GTA3, but still.

  180. Grady checking in. by gshub77 · · Score: 0

    But I... CORRECTED them, sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I CORRECTED her.

    1. Re:Grady checking in. by zillahX · · Score: 1

      Indeed he is, Mr. Torrance. A very willful troll. A rather naughty troll, if I may be so bold, sir.

  181. Does it really matter? by Ka+D'Argo · · Score: 1
    Ok, let's recap for a second.

    If the ESRB had to rerate the game, including such unlocked content as the sexual mini games, say they make it Adult Only. By my understanding, to purchase something "adult" only, you'd need to be a legal adult, aka 18 years of age in most American cities/states. Correct?

    And if the ESRB left it at Rated Mature, meaning you must be 17 or older to purchase it, then it's the same as it is currently. Correct?

    What, is the deal? Is one god damn year really that much difference? "Wow Little Timmy, yer 17 but you can't buy this Adult Only game. But in roughly 5 months when you turn 18, you sure can! Cause by then you'll have "matured" into a full adult and can enjoy such quality adult recreation as Adult Only games!"

    Seriously, who are they kidding? Now, I will say that for some people, that one year can make a difference. We've all met someone real young that is as mature and understanding as someone in their 50's, and we've all met someone that's 18 or older that is about as mature as your average 12 year old. However, the average tends to lend itself to being that the 17 year old, even if he/she is one full year till being 18, is in the same mind state and understanding of such concepts such as Adult material.

    Granted, it may not come down to "the wire" such as it may seem, in most places. But, you'd be surprised. I've seen Walmarts not sell certain things past the M rating to guys who were 17 but seriously like a few days from their 18th birthday. You think I'm shitting you, lord knows I can give you the names and store numbers of some local managers of various department stores like Walmart or Target who do just that. They will argue you up and down, that those "three or four days" can mean a lawsuit or something equally as stupid. (first what "parent" would sue for a breach within that time period? and what jury would actually consider it?)

    Either way, the jump between NC 17/Rated M vs "Adult" Only is so trivial it's not funny. I mean come on, at 17 (and younger) you were seeing sexual education films in high school that were more graphic and detailed that your average prime time basic cable sitcom...Let alone being worried about all the Little Timmy's who might get the wrong idea from some obscure pixelated model sex scene in GTA...

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    1. Re:Does it really matter? by Atryn · · Score: 1
      I mean come on, at 17 (and younger) you were seeing sexual education films in high school that were more graphic and detailed that your average prime time basic cable sitcom...Let alone being worried about all the Little Timmy's who might get the wrong idea from some obscure pixelated model sex scene in GTA...
      I always have found the whole sex/age thing a bit amusing... Let's remember... in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Juliet is not even 14!!!!

      Act I, Scene II:

      Capulet: She hath not seen the change of fourteen years,
      Let two more summers wither in their pride,
      Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride.

      Paris: Younger than she are happy mothers made.

      This is depicted this way by Shakespeare because at the time it was true. It was common in that era for girls to be pregnant (and married) by the age of 13-16... Now, this isn't to say we should encourage sexual activity and pregnancy at young ages, but we don't have to withhold the knowledge and treat it as "forbidden fruit" (which only tempts)...
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  182. crazy fellow Americans by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lessee...some amoral politician looking to secure reelection latches onto a non-issue like a very badly made sex scene in a video game - cut out and only accessible through an externally produced mod. A few anal-retentive assholes who see this as another good way to tell the rest of us how to live our lives, or raise our children, jump on the bandwagon.

    How exactly is this news? Happens just about every goddamned day in the former land of the free, so far as I can see.

    Fuck it. I'm going to load up Carmageddon and run over a few hundred screaming pedestrians, pretending all the while they're either extremist righties or extremist lefties. No sex in that game, so the politicians and their whacked out fascist-jackboot-wannabes shouldn't even life an eyebrow at the carnage....

    Max

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  183. dickwad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dickwad

  184. If you have to ask, you'll never know? by supersocialist · · Score: 1

    Here is the release of the mod for the PC version, on GTAForums.com. Note how I said "mod." That's because the code was written, probably for the amusement of the coders, and never linked to in the released game scripts. You have to install a new main.scm script to access it, invalidating all of your previous save games, if any. Now, Rockstar knows there's a modding scene out there and they must have known this would be discovered ... but it is not part of the game as released, and no hapless starry-eyed virgin is going to come across it accidentally. You will never find this minigame without looking for it and going to lengths to unlock it.

    1. Re:If you have to ask, you'll never know? by m50d · · Score: 1

      The code is in there on the shipped discs. It's available, the modder says they only had to change a single bit.

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    2. Re:If you have to ask, you'll never know? by supersocialist · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter how much the game has to be modified; the fact is the game has to be modified to access the minigames. You can't stumble on them accidentally.

  185. Online Play by gatorsrule21 · · Score: 1

    With any game that has online accsess, the ESRB has a warning that is something like this: "Warning- Online play may affect game rating." This isn't any different.... you connect to the internet, download something, and do all this other stuff. So I guess ESRB needs to change it: "Warning- Figuring out that there is a hidden area left out of a game, and then creating a way to access and impliment it may affext game rating."

  186. Follow the money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The *real* reason why sex is abhorred and violence is glorified is because we're a bunch of puritans in comparison to the rest of the world.

    Do a little reading. It's all about the money. Straight from the California DA's mouth...

    WHY SO MUCH ATTENTION TO STATUTORY RAPE?

    California has the highest teen birth rate in the U.S.

    Every 8 minutes, a teenager in California has a baby.

    3 of 4 births to High School girls are fathered by adults.

    Men over 25 account for twice as many teen births as boys under 18 years old.

    The Average Age difference between the teen victim and the adult defendant in cases filed by the District Attorney is 7years 9months.

    Men over 20 are responsible for 5 times as many births among junior high school girls.

    In California almost 70% of teen births are fathered by adult men.

    On an average California day 76 teenage girls, 17 & younger, will give birth.

    In Stanislaus County over 6% of teenage girls will give birth in any given year.

    In 1993 1,572 births in California were to mothers 14 years or younger.

    The rate of sexually transmitted disease among teenage girls is twice that of teenage boys.

    This all translates into a tremendous drain in our welfare and medical resources statewide.

    AFDC and Medi-Cal costs for 1 teen pregnancy, birth and 1st year support is $10,000.

    Total costs for teen births to those 17 and younger in 1993 for California were $140 million.

    See, nothing about evil pedophiles, or child abuse, or 'save the children' crap. Just "We don't want any more welfare babies. Those things are f'ing expensive." I guess that was one of those rare moments of honesty out of a public official explaining why the laws of the nation contradict mother nature and hormones so darned frequently these days.

  187. huh? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So wait a minute. Are you trying to say that a game which involves the wholesale murder of innocent pedestrians, gang members, policeman and even military personnel, the theft of any number of vehicles, lying, cheating and corruption, prostitution and drugs... you're telling me this game is of questionable moral character?

    Never!

    Thank goodness the ESRB is out to protect me.

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  188. Don't forget... by Jack+Conrad · · Score: 1
    ...the proto-capitalists; Jamestown wasn't a religious colony -- it was all about the $$$.

    The US was really based both violent, intolerant, zealots who publicly feared sex, yet privately indulged *and* short-sighted, exploitative traders who only worried about the bottom line.

    Yet people still don't understand why the US acts the way it does...

    (Relation to topic: Rockstar and retailers want money {capitalistic founders}; Public wants to play 'immoral' games, but don't want to others to know they play 'immoral' games -- and they certainly don't want their children or even neighbors playing 'immoral' games {religious founders})

    Also, sure, sex gets worse flak, but violence still does get targeted... a lot. My fiancée works at an EB and, well, just about every day there is some parent who looks at the games in the demo boxes and goes, "Oh my God! How can you traffic in something so violent?" Never once has any parent complained about how women are depicted on game covers (skimpy dress and all that), so the sex/violence debate is not a binary. (Ex: more parents have had problems with the blood on Red Ninja's cover than with the fact that she's suggestively dressed, at least at my fiancée's store)

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  189. [OT-sig] Re:This is bull by rzebram · · Score: 1

    Odd... I just got the strangest urge to hail you and subscribe to your newsletter...

    1. Re:[OT-sig] Re:This is bull by idonthack · · Score: 1

      I don't have a newsletter, so that would be kind of difficult.
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  190. Wouldn't surprise me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How nice though? ;)

  191. What? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Their catching flack for not rating something that requires hacking the binary or data files in order to access? That's retarded.

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    1. Re:What? by Mundocani · · Score: 1

      Lol, yeah, Rockstar puts content in the game and then is suprised when someone discovers the flag that allows that content to be viewed. Everybody is constantly looking for these hidden features/flags to expose and for Rockstar to act suprised when this gets discovered is just disingenuous.

      If they really didn't want the content found then they should've compiled it out of their app before they shipped it. Otherwise, they should've fully expected that people would find it and that the content should've been included in the rating. Personally, I believe they deliberately left it in, knowing that it would be discovered someday. I'd bet that sales of GTA:SA are rising as fast as all those teenage peenies right now.

  192. Misleading questions by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    > and wanted to have sex yourself during or after viewing it? /. readers are mostly young single males. They will want to have sex during or after *any* activity

  193. I agree with highest-rated posters... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    If the game is already rated MA-17, WTF are people doing having a problem with this? These people are nearly "legal adults," able to fight and *DIE* for thir own country. Who the hell are you to tell these people they can't enjoy some type of sin before they die, whether real or virtual? These people are standing at the forefront of a hail of bullets while everyone else screams "WAR!" but cowers in their own homeland. FSCK all you cowards who'd like to moderate the rest of us while we keep your asses safe and sound in your "democracy/COMMUNIST" government.

    (UNEDITED) FUCK YOU ALL. If you don't have the balls to stand up to a bullet, make way for, and accept, those who do, you religious cowards. Thou shall not kill, indeeed. You don't kill while encouraging others to do it for you.

    I don't speak for everyone with that statement. I speak for the over-zealous, non-intelligent faith beliveres that can't stand the thought of themselves going to war, but relish the idea of others going to fight for them. You all need to burn. Mod me as you please. I've made part of a point that's been almost completely proven time and time again thruout history, and not from CHRISTIANS, either. (WWII, for Example. Not Christian, but Catholic, which pre-dates by about half a millenia. And can't you guys find something else to celebrate other than a PAGAN holiday that was around two-three thousand years before your religion was ever established?

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    1. Re:I agree with highest-rated posters... by m50d · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the ESRB guidelines say it should be AO-18. I don't care about what you think of those guidelines, but the fact is that it says MA-17 games will not have [prolonged] graphic sexual content, so they should not have [prolonged] graphic sexual content.

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  194. This sick game should be banned by bhunachchicken · · Score: 1

    Only minutes after watching the Hot Coffee GTA video I felt the urge to make sweet love to my girlfriend in a manner that could only be described as "copy cat" behaviour influenced by the game...

  195. As much as I like rockstar and GTA by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to disagree. I think ratings are important, should be accurate, and should reflect NOT your opinions, but the content of the film. For films, it might suprise you that some people don't want to see graphic gore, torture, pain and violence suprising them in a film that looked much less violent in the trailers.

    In this instance, I have argued previously that many non-violent adult themes were palced into GTA for:

    a) laughs
    b) enjoyment
    c) more laughs
    d) to assert that this is definately a game for adults.

    People who are anti-game-violence, and people who are 'anti-anti-gameviolence' and well as those pro-gaming violence (of which I would say i am one) get this all wrong.

    Even with a mature rating, a purely violent game would be immediately pounced upon as marketting to children. If you can somehow put sex in there, you can really show that you are not trying to appeal to children, but an adult audience.

    Hitting all the 'adult content' points is important therefore.

    Now, Postal is a bloody marvelous game. And Hitman, but postal for a different reason. I completed the demo in about 1 minute. I walked to the shop, bought milk, went home. I won!! Hurrah!

    Now, if that was what was shown to the ESRB, then it would have had a E and a smiley face. However, one time I accidentally pissed on a woman, and then hit her in the face with a shovel, and proceeded to douse her in petrol and light her on fire. Ooops! Now that kind of content is not suitable for children in any for, be in in a book, on a film, or in a video game.

    The book is an important point, we are not just talking about graphical depictions, but the acts themselves.

    I agree with the guy bringing this up, I suspected someone would, and I am glad they did. If this content had been in a game with a lower rating, and the content had been in stark contrast to the game (as it is, I do not really like that content, it makes me feel like I am playing a cheap 'playboy mansion' or 'Leisure Suit Larry' game (oh that vibrating black censor box when you had sex, I can't believe we wondered if you could actually turn that off!).

    I do not agree (or know of) his agenda, but they deserve a slap on the wrist. You actually simulate sex, and although I thought it was cool, it really is offensive content (although they can both be clothed) It makes you tap in rhythm, and says your the man when she cums. Many parents bought this game KNOWING its violence, and let their kids use it, but if they knew of such adult content, then they would not have, ok it is not easily accessible, but kids on forums want to try everything.

    While I agree with your points, the fact remains rockstar are in the wrong, if noone had found it, they would have got away with it, but it seems like they wanted someone to find it, and generate a second wave of buzz (for kicks, or, even more $$$).

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    1. Re:As much as I like rockstar and GTA by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Many parents bought this game KNOWING its violence, and let their kids use it, but if they knew of such adult content, then they would not have

      Do you see what is wrong with the content of that statement? Sure you can show people getting offed in multiple ways but show one nipple....

    2. Re:As much as I like rockstar and GTA by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I agree with it, but kida play mortal combat, doom, quake, the realistic modern settings in GTA, and the more relevance in the violence is something, but suffice to say steal cars and performing drive by shootings with a controller, is not a far cry from stealing a horse and shooting your friends in the back with your sellotaped together plastic rifle.

      Lets put that into perspective. Play shooting, and some more serious material, like sniping innocents from a tower.

      I put the jetpack cheat on last not yecgaa, the fact I remember it is testimony to the fact that I got back into playing GTA - I flew above roofs tops and towers, and many highly situated points have sniper rifles just waiting for you to take out innocents.

      Actually, come to think of it, children read about this all the time, so my prior argument about violent content in games is the same as books kinda stands ground, BUT sexual or graphical torture or a deeper level of hate/violence, less absracted, is actually disturbing.

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  196. why did they leave it out? by sad_ · · Score: 1

    I mean, it seems to fit the game, why not? What do they have to lose, the game is already infamous for it's violence and sexual references. People buying the game now will not be turned away by it. We're having this whole discussion because they didn't put it in in the first place. It seems to fit the life of a mobster perfectly anyway...

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  197. How About A Better Rating System? by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    I really wish people would stop all the griping about how bad video games, and movies and music are for children... Why don't we focus in on the real problem and create a rating system for parents. Lets give parents a MDN rating (More Discipline Needed).

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  198. Maybe not... by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    The baby boomers were protesting Vietnam and fomenting the sexual revolution in the 60's and 70's (without which there would've been no Penthouse (or Club, for that matter) available to you in the 1980s), and look at what they're up to now. They coined the phrase "Never trust anyone over 30." and now that they're over 30 (50 more like), they're proving the point from the opposite side as well. Look at the last 2 liars we elected as presidents.

    There is no zealot like a convert. In 20 years, anyone from the internet generation who ends up feeling disgusted by their own earlier behavior is probably going to become a gay wedding bomber or something like that.

    Anyway, there only guarantee for the future is that there are no guarantees. At least using current technology.

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  199. Re:This "anti sex" culture in Government will chan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    type 'xxx clips' into any search engine!

  200. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ive never seen or done that before.

  201. 21st Century paging Congress... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's such a shame that congress hasn't caught up with the 21st Century, or the 20th for that matter. How in the hell do they expect the rating board to find something like this? Last time I checked, Congress passed the DMCA which would theoretically make illegal any action to reverse engineer the executable or it's included game files to find such "hidden" options. Yeah, way to think there Leland Yee - back to the gene pool with you!

  202. HOTCOFFEE.WMV MIRRORED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hotcoffee.wmv mirrored here: http://www.melvinlabs.com/media/hotcoffee.php

  203. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking idiot mod.

  204. hmm by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

    does this mean i can 'hack' "donald ducks quack attack" and it will get retroactivly upped to an AO?

    by 'hack' i mean add some bits to the binary to do a JMP to the last line of executable code, which would be replaced with a launcher to 'mplayer sic_sex_acts.mpg'

    its only a small hack!

  205. What's Allowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? No! Only simulated KILLING is allowed!

  206. What this all boils down to... by gnuASM · · Score: 1

    ... is our Rights! Not only our rights as programmers to express ourselves unhindered by government intervention (guaranteed through the 1st Amendment), but, more importantly, our 9th and 14th amendment rights as parents. The "rating system" as well as any other form of censorship our government attempts to impose upon us in violation of the U.S. Constitution, is primarily (and in fact, exclusively), meant to apply toward our "children", that is to say, people of minority. I see this not only as a 1st amendment violation of my rights to upraise my children after the religious and philosophical beliefs that I hold (freedom of religion), but also my rights as a parent to upbring my children in such a fashion that is unhindered by government (9th amendment, the Consitution does not EXPLICITELY give government the right to upbring after their own political views), as well as bringing them up in such a fashion that encourages and produces "life" and "liberty" in the fashion outlined in my religious and philosophical beliefs (protected by the 14th amendment). Plain and simple, imposed and "enforced" rating systems by the government IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. This, however, brings out the fact, as well, of the parents' responsibilities. As a father of four, there is not one thing my children have seen, heard, or played that I have not reviewed first, or viewed along with them, to ensure that it was something that I wanted them to see, in accordance with my beliefs. Needless to say, there have been a great number of "G" and "PG" rated "Disney" movies that they won't see in my house, and will have to wait until they are oif the age of majority and gone. On the other hand, there are other movies that I have let them see that are "R" rated because of "violence". It is not only the parents' SOLE responsibility to ensure what their children do and do not see, but also their RIGHT! And the government simp[ly needs to keep thier nose out of our rights and focus on more important things like cleansing out the corruption that is so rampant in our politics. But, the only way that will happen is for each and every one of us to MAKE our voices heard, and daily email our representatives with this stuff. If you have time to post here and "slashdot" a site or two every week, you have time to flood your representative's emails and phones with the same.

  207. Re:"pro temp", not "pro tem" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yay, speling flamez...

  208. Re:Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When using ellipses to indicate the unspecified continuation of a number's fractional part, it is customary to not round the last specified digit.

  209. Wouldn't be GTA without controversy by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    Seriously. At least they finally got over the whole-violence controversy.

    Anyways, this stuff is in no way "pornographic" let alone "erotic" or what-have-you.

    How come no one said anything about the stipper joint and "stripteases" in Vice City? Mind you, those aren't even any good (I wasn't sure exactly what I was supposed to feel watching those... it surely wasn't entertaining.)

    Also, Triple X BMX I think is a far worse offender than San Andreas.

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  210. You're way off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A developer cannot control HACKS. That is why they are called HACKS. Any game can be hacked and modified to contain explicit content. Therefore what can they or the ESRB do about it?

    If I take PONG and hack it so it displays nudey pics in the background, that is outside of the control of developers and publishers and ESRB.

  211. "America's Army" is rated "Teen" by billstewart · · Score: 1
    We've got such twisted values in this country. European friends of mine are amused by how much American politicians freaked out about Janet Jackson's still-covered nipple, but violence that's routine TV fare over here gets censored or condemned over there. If you wanted to find similar prudishness over there, you'd probably have to look in Bavaria.

    "America's Army" is not only a pro-violence game, it's a piece of purely manipulative political propaganda, and it's rated "Teen". Sure, it's probably not as much *fun* killing all the Iraqis (or whoever they call the Bad Guys) with nice clean rifle shots as GTA's more personalized mayhem, but it's very carefully designed to teach kids that their leaders should pick enemies for them and they should go kill them, while GTA makes it obvious that this is *bad*, and makes it fun to do stuff that's outrageously over-the-top bad. So let's go kill all the Haitians, but don't even *think* about fragging your lieutenant....

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  212. Victim complex by lorcha · · Score: 1
    When my wife did it some white woman totally freaked out, rolled her window up as fast as she could
    You know it's funny, I was in the car with my sister-in-law and she did the same thing. I asked her if everything was ok, and she said that there was a bee that flew in and out of the window (she is allergic to bee stings) and she wanted to close the window ASAP while it was on the outside.

    It wouldn't surprise me if a black person who happened to be within 100 yards of the car went and told everyone they knew how they were victimized by my sister in law. That is their perception, based on their own prejudices. In reality she was trying to avoid a swollen trip to the emergency room. She was so mortified of the bee, she would not have noticed the presence of any other person.

    My point is you don't know a person's intentions, so you should not prejudge them. You should assume the best rather than the worst, unless there is a tangible reason to believe otherwise. Do you really know why this woman rolled up her windows? Did you ask her?

    Nope. You and your wife just assumed that because your wife is black and this woman was white that she felt threatened by your wife. You said yourself that it is implausible that your wife could be perceived as a threat, yet you assume this woman found your wife to be threatening simply because of her race. That is a very racist attitude you two have, and I hope you can overcome it.

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