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  1. Re:This makes my brain hurt on Microsoft Creates Static With New Webcast Feature · · Score: 1
    I can never remember if Clear Channel scores higher on the Evil Index than Microsoft...

    And where does the RIAA factor into this?

  2. CEO salary bashing - It must be an election year on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 0
    These "CEO raise" stats are always BS, because the compensation they're based on is mostly from exercised stock options in good years, which goes away in bad years. It's not like the boards of directors are rewarding CEO's for outsourcing, its more like the market is rewarding their companies for being successful in their businesses (and thus raising their stock prices). This is how it should be in a free market, liberal whining notwithstanding.

    Also, they identified three big gainers out of their pool of 50 leading outsourcers, and those three account for a big chunk of the increase (including Oracle CEO Ellison whose "compensation" went up 103,000 percent from roughly zero to about $40 million; I'm sure basically all of it was due to stock market changes).

    FYI, I'm voting for Kerry.

  3. Re:Infected CDs? on Always Use Protection · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I don't consider Microsoft a "well-meaning friend"!

  4. Infected CDs? on Always Use Protection · · Score: 2, Interesting
    He's careful to include other avenues of attack besides the Internet, such as infected floppies and CDs cut by well-meaning friends.

    Has anybody ever gotten a virus from an infected CD?

  5. Re:Supposed to be 9 anyway... on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't know when the idea got popularized that there were going to be only 6 movies.

    Check out this September 2001 quote from Rotten Tomatoes:

    In an interview with French TV magazine Télé 7 Jour, "Star Wars" creator George Lucas said that he had no intentions of creating a third trilogy to his popular franchise, even though that's what he had originally intended to do.

  6. Re:Interesting on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Funny how a post titled "Interesting" can be rated funny!

  7. Uh, oh... on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've got a bad feeling about this...

  8. Browser on Online Replacements for Desktop Apps? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want an online replacement for my web browser. Even Firefox takes too much memory on my PC.

  9. Re:HOWTO on Attracting Women Into Computer Science · · Score: 1
    all these damn diversity classes do is repeat the falicy that because I am white and have a penis the world was handed to me on fucking silver platter

    I believe the spelling you want is "phallusy".

  10. Re:Cool on Lockheed Replaces 10,000 Solaris Seats with Linux · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where can I get a linux powered seat?

    Steve the SuperVillain has one!

  11. Random perl comments on CPAN: $677 Million of Perl · · Score: 2, Funny
    a) I thought there was only one line of Perl that did everything.

    b) Maybe the sloc counter didn't recognize Perl comments, so it overcounted lines. Wait, Perl programs never have comments.

    c) Does this make it "a Perl of great price"?

  12. Re:Inevitable on On the Supercomputer Technology Crisis · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, some problems are particularly unsuitable for clusters of commercial computers, and really benefit from specialized architectures such as shared memory or vector processors.

    My guess is that most of these problems could be done massively parallel, it's just harder to program (and thus hasn't been pursued yet). You can buy a lot of programmer-years for $10 million, though, and unlike a big vector mainframe purchase, you can share the results if you spend the money on software development instead.

  13. About time... on On the Supercomputer Technology Crisis · · Score: 4, Informative
    The surprising thing about this is that there are still companies making big-iron vector supercomputers. I worked in this industry from about 1980 to 1995, and when I left it was dying already. Even then, the majority of scientific computer users would rather have their own mini or microcomputer than get a small share of some behemoth Cray mainframe. It provided them more flexibility, and if they can use it 24 hours per day it also was more effective.

    For things like weather forecasting, maybe big vector machines still have an edge, but I suspect that's changing as the weather guys get more experience in using machines with large numbers of micros. This seems to have already occurred, in fact; NCAR appears to have mostly IBM RS6000 and SGI computers these days, with nary a Cray in sight.

    The most common term I used to hear in the early 90's was Killer Micros; I think the term dates back David Bailey in the 80's sometime. If you want more evidence that the death of the supercomputer has been going on for a long time, check out The Dead Supercomputer Society, which lists dozens of failed companies and projects over the years; this page was apparently last updated 6 years ago!

  14. Ohmigod!!!!! on Democratic Convention Computer Security Threat? · · Score: 1

    Those wily hackers will find out who Kerry's running mate is going to be! Or even worse, they'll find out the key planks in the Democrats platforms! What, exactly, does Hiawatha think the hackers are going to steal, anyway? Are there any secrets of interest at this convention?

  15. The Snowsports Analogy on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I was skiing last winter, it occurred to me that you can draw OS preferences are kind of like snow-riding equipment preferences:

    Windows users are alpine skiers. They're the most common, they're generally well-behaved and not big risk-takers, and they're looked down on by the other groups. They also tend to crash a lot. Grandma is an alpine skier.

    Linux users are snowboarders. They tend to be younger, out-of-control, risk-takers, they don't really crash as much, and they annoy the skiers (for no good reason, they're just annoying). Teenage boys with eyebrow piercings are snowboarders.

    Mac users are telemark skiers. They aren't as adventurous as the snowboarders, and they have more in common with the skiers, but they also have this smooth, sophisticated sheen of coolness about them that neither of the other two groups have. Barbara Streisand is probably a telemarker.

    Tele skiers get invited to the highest-class parties; snowboarders throw the best parties; alpine skiers have to get the kids in bed because there's school tomorrow. :)

  16. Re:sp7zFh5.exe on Google Acquires Picasa, Improves Blogging Tools · · Score: 1

    The system requirements include IE and DirectX, as well as Windows. For security reasons, there's no way I'm going to touch this thing.

  17. Re:KDE Methods on KDE 3.3 Beta "Klassroom" Released · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be DKOP? (I know, the K jokes have been beaten to a pulp already...)

  18. Re:For Comparison... on Will LOTR:ROTK Extended Edition Hit Cinemas? · · Score: 1
    ROTK STARTED at 3 and a half hours... How long is the *extended* edition going to be!?!

    I'd be happy if it were about 15 minutes shorter (remove the going-to-the-ships ending, for starters), but I guess I can always hit the skip button on my DVD remote to get the same effect.

  19. Re:I smell desperation... on Starbucks - Your Next Music Superstore? · · Score: 1
    Just ask that other famous Seattle company about that's working out for 'em.

    Microsoft? Boeing? Amazon? Could you be more specific here?

  20. NATO jammed my garage door opener! on U.S. Government Sometimes Jams Keyless Car Locks? · · Score: 1
    Last October, there was a NATO conference held at a hotel three miles from my house. For most of the week they were here, my garage opener didn't work. Once the conference was over, it started working again. This was documented here, among other places.

    Apparently you don't need your tinfoil hat any more, as the government will jam the thought-control rays for you (at least when important officials are in town).

  21. The real threat on Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans · · Score: 1
    ...is to the purity of our precious bodily fluids!

    Also, that stuff will rot your teeth. Everybody with a mother knows that.

  22. Science News on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Science News is an excellent source for recent stories about science-related topics (even better than Slashdot most of the time, I think :).

  23. Re:Easy on DoJ - Making Data Public Would 'Crash System' · · Score: 1

    Surely an XML database would be able to handle this. After all, XML fixes everything!

  24. It's just a computer, right? on iPod & iTunes: The Missing Manual, 2nd Edition · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want to know how to run a gnutella server on my iPod.

  25. Re:A relevant quote on Supreme Court Rules Against Anti-Porn Law · · Score: 1

    Yes, I read it. Did you? (hint: read the whole entry.