RFID tags explore in microwaves? Wait, then if Hitler fried a bunch of homeless.. It would really damage the ovens, right? HAHA! this is how we will protect ourselves! "Sorry Adolf, they all have RFID tags.. We can't fry them or the whole block will explode" Cool! Or...what about taking RFID tags on-board an airplane, and then stuffing 1,000,000,000 worth of new 20's in the microwave and threaten to press "START" unless someone released[insert_name_of_imprisoned_freedom_fighter _here] Or...
If this is not a joke, then it is absurd. It must be one, not even the bush administration is stupid enough to do something like this. Will they be ASKED if they want to get an RFID tag under their skin? or forced? [judging by Bush administration's previous actions...]..
"Hi! I'm 212.90.0.89! Want to come to 127.0.0.1 and h4 | R-0uND?"
-or-
"Honey, look at that! our kids are so alike! They have the same class C ip address! How sweet!
2GHz is a supercomputer? boy, are YOU 1.4 GHz back in updates! You need new definitions for/dev/brain/news/cpu! We are at P4E 3.4G now!!
Besides the fun, maybe people should really take an exam before buying a computer more than 133mHz.. "You spot an icon called 'RUN_ME_I_AM_A_VIRUS.EXE'. What do you do?" a] Call the police b] Open it and run it c] run it and open it d] run it e] open it f] Police the call g] [maybe delete it and empty the recycle bin RIGHTNOW?] i] go buy a triscut
"..and left the message 'I'm just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry' "
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"Our interpretation is that he's apologizing to the general public," Jimmy Kuo, research fellow at anti-virus software maker Network Associates Technology Inc., said Friday.
I mean, WOW! Who could have "interpreted" that but a research fellow at anti-virus software maker Network Associates Technology Inc.! Amazing!
public void look()
{ //Or ARE we looking for an Andy, as he is expecting us to think like this: //So now we're looking for anyone NOT named Andy, because even someone as stupid as a //virus-writer wouldn't be so dumb as to put their real name on something this destructive
notlook();
}
public void notlook()
{//Or ARE we NOT looking for one, as he expects us to think like
look();
}
JavaLangExecError:Confused
So the headlines would be
"MICROSOFT REFUSES TO SELL SOFTWARE TO CHINESE GOVERNMENT" and next day "WAR BROKEN OUT BETWEEN REDMOND AND BEIJING" like that?
"yahoo! china" even helped abuse human rights ACTIVELLY, and M$ did PASSIVELY in this case..
threads and articles like this degrade other claims against micro$oft which are way more important.. [Like XML patents, ???]
This article was misleading. The title made me skip a heartbeat and prepared me to grab a gun and start screaming, but all it actualy said was that Micro$oft $oftware was used to abuse rights in China. Duh, someone wanted an article about nothing and he got it! If Microsoft abuses human rights because its product abuse human rights, then what does H&K and other weapon producers do? What about Nike which pays 14 cents an hour for shoe manufacturing in Malaysia, without giving a shyte about enviromental damage.
Dont misunderstand me, im generally as anti-Micro$oft as it gets, but this is absurd.
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no no no i dont think so....
it just makes clear that they are a hated lot.
Worms like this are the power of the people, and I for one salute the guy who wrote this:
a] attacks ugly mfckrs like sco and mcr$ft
b] terminates at 1 march so it doesn't linger forever.
c] payload is only in the form of [1] bandwidth consumption and [2] restricting certain websites.
I mean, come on, it coulda burned their motherboards up instead..
Linux takes 0.5 hours, Windows 3 hours less, BUT we are obviously talking about a different day, as you most probably need 24-2.5=21.5 hours until you install everything including all the packages that come by default with a Linux full installation AND OF COURSE THE TERRABYTES OF SECURITY UPDATES TO PROTECT WINDBLOWS FROM EVERY FUCKING SECURITY HOLE since the begginning of time.
Oh, and something else. the "highly trained technical professional" also refers to a Linux 7. Cool! we are so outdated here at slashdot that we just got news of Linux 2.6 kernel and the highly trained technical professional is 4.4 versions ahead of us!
PS. I'm only guessing your the same person becouse your appologising for dubble posting..
are you drunk? from the main page of this article: "A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License".
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did I hear JOKE? by tasinet (Score:1) Sunday February 01, @04:14AM 1 reply beneath your current threshold. Re:Real world vs. fanboy fantasies by tasinet (Score:1) Sunday February 01, @04:16AM "
I double posted info on the link from microsoft.com because on the second post i wanted to emphasize on the "independent research" vs. "Microsoft-sponsored study". cool?
sorry for double posting but i think it is VERY WORTH NOTICING of "..SEVERAL INDEPENDENT RESEARCH INSTITUTES:.." in this post and "A 2002 Microsoft-sponsored study of total costs of ownership over five years for working corporate infrastructure in North America shows that lower staffing expenses are a large part of an 11-22% cost advantage for Windows. For file-server workloads in particular: " in this link if its still a joke then i is gat no humour. sorry boys'n'girls.
yes, i think microsoft sent two of those to Mars! "This planet is copyrighted by Microsoft (C)(R)(TM)1985-2003 inc. Ltd. By landing on "accept" you agree to the Terms And Conditions
it's not? but it's worth being ridiculed over the press for pickin on kids? and starting a lawsuit? and getting away with it with a fucking XBOX and brainwashing sessions????? I pitty him.. he gonna be fucked up when the 'training sessions' are over..
You also have to recgonize that Microsoft owns the trademark rights to the name "Microsoft" (or things that sound like it or are spelled like it).
EXCUSE ME, sir, BUT!
If your name is Mike Row, you should at least be entitled to having the copyright of your NAME for crying out loud. MIKE ROW IS MY FUCKING NAME. it is not like registering mikrococksoft.com and saying 'oh, i just wanted it, it was free, i took it'. the latter obviously abuses the microsoft copyright and offends the name, but if your name is MIKE ROW and your website is MIKE ROW SOFT DOT COM there is NO COPYRIGHT PROBLEM THERE WITH ME, SIRE!
The next step would be that he couldnt use his name because it is copyrighted! everytime he says "Hi, i'm mike row" he says half of "microsoft", which violates their copyright and therefore they are entitled to suing his ass off, righty?
[well, it's an absolute extreme, but what the hell, this story is extreme too-billy, dont you have anything else to do but pick on LITTLE KIDS GOD DAMMIT?]
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RFID tags explore in microwaves? Wait, then if Hitler fried a bunch of homeless.. It would really damage the ovens, right? HAHA! this is how we will protect ourselves! "Sorry Adolf, they all have RFID tags.. We can't fry them or the whole block will explode" ...what about taking RFID tags on-board an airplane, and then stuffing 1,000,000,000 worth of new 20's in the microwave and threaten to press "START" unless someone released[insert_name_of_imprisoned_freedom_fighter _here]
Cool!
Or
Or...
If this is not a joke, then it is absurd.
It must be one, not even the bush administration is stupid enough to do something like this.
Will they be ASKED if they want to get an RFID tag under their skin? or forced? [judging by Bush administration's previous actions...]..
Ok, happy April fool's day.
"Hi! I'm 212.90.0.89! Want to come to 127.0.0.1 and h4 | R-0uND?" -or- "Honey, look at that! our kids are so alike! They have the same class C ip address! How sweet!
Reserve one, under the name George W. Bush. He'll need a lot of boosting in that section. Thank you.
I'd really like to see that with FIAT replacements for my brand new FERRARI! :)
THAT would beat SOME price difference, no?
dragon? Don't they mean cow? Seriously now, does this resemble a dragon more or a cow?
771 flawless missions? Something doesn't smell right here...
Hmmm.. lets do some math:
We have:
let x=Power Mac G5
let y=custom Windows NT kernel
let z=Xbox 2
failure=`expr ( 2 * x ) + y`
total_sales=`expr $failure * Xbox2 * 0`
Blue Screens=`expr $failure / 0`
MSFT reply:
Blue Screens? What blue Scr-
2GHz is a supercomputer? boy, are YOU 1.4 GHz back in updates! You need new definitions for /dev/brain/news/cpu! We are at P4E 3.4G now!!
Besides the fun, maybe people should really take an exam before buying a computer more than 133mHz..
"You spot an icon called 'RUN_ME_I_AM_A_VIRUS.EXE'. What do you do?"
a] Call the police
b] Open it and run it
c] run it and open it
d] run it
e] open it
f] Police the call
g] [maybe delete it and empty the recycle bin RIGHTNOW?]
i] go buy a triscut
if that means anything :o) ;o)
Of course it means something! It means you're wasting an OSX machine with MSN! GOD!
Whatever happened to good ole jabber?
"..and left the message 'I'm just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry' "
__________________________________
"Our interpretation is that he's apologizing to the general public," Jimmy Kuo, research fellow at anti-virus software maker Network Associates Technology Inc., said Friday.
I mean, WOW! Who could have "interpreted" that but a research fellow at anti-virus software maker Network Associates Technology Inc.! Amazing!
public void look()
//Or ARE we looking for an Andy, as he is expecting us to think like this:
//Or ARE we NOT looking for one, as he expects us to think like
{
//So now we're looking for anyone NOT named Andy, because even someone as stupid as a
//virus-writer wouldn't be so dumb as to put their real name on something this destructive
notlook();
}
public void notlook()
{
look(); }
JavaLangExecError:Confused
Wow! I know 6 "andy"s! [ 6 * microsoft_sco_reward ] :D
So the headlines would be
"MICROSOFT REFUSES TO SELL SOFTWARE TO CHINESE GOVERNMENT"
and next day
"WAR BROKEN OUT BETWEEN REDMOND AND BEIJING"
like that?
"yahoo! china" even helped abuse human rights ACTIVELLY, and M$ did PASSIVELY in this case..
threads and articles like this degrade other claims against micro$oft which are way more important..
[Like XML patents, ???]
This article was misleading.
The title made me skip a heartbeat and prepared me to grab a gun and start screaming, but all it actualy said was that Micro$oft $oftware was used to abuse rights in China.
Duh, someone wanted an article about nothing and he got it!
If Microsoft abuses human rights because its product abuse human rights, then what does H&K and other weapon producers do? What about Nike which pays 14 cents an hour for shoe manufacturing in Malaysia, without giving a shyte about enviromental damage.
Dont misunderstand me, im generally as anti-Micro$oft as it gets, but this is absurd.
no no no i dont think so.... it just makes clear that they are a hated lot. Worms like this are the power of the people, and I for one salute the guy who wrote this: a] attacks ugly mfckrs like sco and mcr$ft b] terminates at 1 march so it doesn't linger forever. c] payload is only in the form of [1] bandwidth consumption and [2] restricting certain websites. I mean, come on, it coulda burned their motherboards up instead..
hmm.. i just loaded the page.. hmm... WTF? Is it DOSed or not?
Linux takes 0.5 hours,
Windows 3 hours less,
BUT we are obviously talking about a different day, as you most probably need 24-2.5=21.5 hours until you install everything including all the packages that come by default with a Linux full installation AND OF COURSE THE TERRABYTES OF SECURITY UPDATES TO PROTECT WINDBLOWS FROM EVERY FUCKING SECURITY HOLE since the begginning of time.
Oh, and something else. the "highly trained technical professional" also refers to a Linux 7. Cool! we are so outdated here at slashdot that we just got news of Linux 2.6 kernel and the highly trained technical professional is 4.4 versions ahead of us!
PS. I'm only guessing your the same person becouse your appologising for dubble posting..
are you drunk?
from the main page of this article:
"A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU
Free Documentation License".
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did I hear JOKE? by tasinet (Score:1) Sunday February 01, @04:14AM
1 reply beneath your current threshold.
Re:Real world vs. fanboy fantasies by tasinet (Score:1) Sunday February 01, @04:16AM "
I double posted info on the link from microsoft.com because on the second post i wanted to emphasize on the "independent research" vs. "Microsoft-sponsored study".
cool?
sorry for double posting but i think it is VERY WORTH NOTICING of "..SEVERAL INDEPENDENT RESEARCH INSTITUTES:.." in this post and "A 2002 Microsoft-sponsored study of total costs of ownership over five years for working corporate infrastructure in North America shows that lower staffing expenses are a large part of an 11-22% cost advantage for Windows. For file-server workloads in particular: " in this link if its still a joke then i is gat no humour. sorry boys'n'girls.
i dont know if it's been posted already but check this. Aint no joke mister.
yes, i think microsoft sent two of those to Mars! "This planet is copyrighted by Microsoft (C)(R)(TM)1985-2003 inc. Ltd. By landing on "accept" you agree to the Terms And Conditions
it's not? but it's worth being ridiculed over the press for pickin on kids? and starting a lawsuit? and getting away with it with a fucking XBOX and brainwashing sessions????? I pitty him.. he gonna be fucked up when the 'training sessions' are over..
Oh, Oh, oh! if only she could tremble and get parkinson when the sword is so close to his throat, if only, if only!!! ;oD
You also have to recgonize that Microsoft owns the trademark rights to the name "Microsoft" (or things that sound like it or are spelled like it). EXCUSE ME, sir, BUT! If your name is Mike Row, you should at least be entitled to having the copyright of your NAME for crying out loud. MIKE ROW IS MY FUCKING NAME. it is not like registering mikrococksoft.com and saying 'oh, i just wanted it, it was free, i took it'. the latter obviously abuses the microsoft copyright and offends the name, but if your name is MIKE ROW and your website is MIKE ROW SOFT DOT COM there is NO COPYRIGHT PROBLEM THERE WITH ME, SIRE! The next step would be that he couldnt use his name because it is copyrighted! everytime he says "Hi, i'm mike row" he says half of "microsoft", which violates their copyright and therefore they are entitled to suing his ass off, righty? [well, it's an absolute extreme, but what the hell, this story is extreme too-billy, dont you have anything else to do but pick on LITTLE KIDS GOD DAMMIT?]