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  1. My Seiko Has 20 Years Uptime on Older Android Wear Watches Will Miss Out On the v2.0 Update (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never been patched!!!!

  2. Another Toy..WooTheFuckHooo on Microsoft Announces Xbox One S, Project Scorpio Gaming Consoles (engadget.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Proudly boycotting console toys since they were invented!!! Get a real computer or go home.

  3. No More Facebook News Unless Declaring Bankruptsy on Facebook Threatens To Delete Users' Photos If They Don't Install Moments app (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

  4. Re:Why we don't want a cashless society on DEA Wants Access To Medical Records Without Warrant (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 1

    666 Mutherfucker. All your cash will belong to them soon. You will need to take the number of the beast if you want to buy or sell anything. Throw some cash at your PC and see how much online shopping you can do. 666. Mutherfucker.

  5. Re:Fuck The DEA on DEA Wants Access To Medical Records Without Warrant (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 1

    Hopefully I will catch that eye socket with my cock. Skullfuckery is the only solution.

  6. Re:First it was the NSA ... on DEA Wants Access To Medical Records Without Warrant (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The DEA was rotten the day it went into service. All it did was give others the chance to catch its infection. The DEA is the most Nazi inspired organization in this country. I will do any damn drug I want. FUCK YOU DEA. I hope everyone in your organization gets the AIDS and dies a bloody horrible death.

  7. Cannabalize Sales on Ask Slashdot: Why Do Most Tablet Specs Suck? · · Score: 1

    Most tablets are made by the same peeps who make laptops. If they made the tablet well enough it would eat into their laptop sales and those make them more money. The only company that makes a useful tablet is MS who does not make laptops. Problem is MS is new at this and charges accordingly. Everything else is an experiment and no one wants to invest a lot of cash that would make the tablet useful.

  8. If You Are Stupid Enough To Buy Apple Products on Apple Is Fighting A Secret War To Keep You From Repairing Your Phone (huffingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Then you get what you deserve. Apple has always sucked and always will.

  9. Fuck The DEA on DEA Wants Access To Medical Records Without Warrant (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck them forever. Fuck them from day one. Fuck anyone who works for them. Fuck anyone who supports them. Fuck any country that employs them. Lastly...FUCK THE DEA

  10. Re:New Math Needed?? on Scientists In Iceland Turn CO2 Into Stone (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I guess you are retarded also. Read my other comment to the other Kool-Aid drinking idiot. You sound like a lawyer who has no clue what they are talking about but use confusing words that might sorta mean something to a chatbot.

  11. Re:New Math Needed?? on Scientists In Iceland Turn CO2 Into Stone (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    What in the fuck are you talking about? Try some reading comprehension. The assholes who say the earth is a certain age are fucking idiots. If they can't estimate or calculate or masterbate something simple like this then how can u expect any other measurements or calculations or masterbations to be accurate.

  12. New Math Needed?? on Scientists In Iceland Turn CO2 Into Stone (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "The researchers were amazed by how fast all the gas turned into a solid -- just two years, compared to the hundreds or thousands of years that had been predicted." .. What other miscalculations have scientist made in planet aging etc., or any other 'ageing'? That is a pretty big difference in predictions.

  13. Re:It's about time on Larry Page Is Secretly Working On a Flying Car (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the 1%ers, yes. For everyone else... fuck off and click the ads while we track and spam you.

  14. Think Of The Cash Saved On Spike Strips on Qualcomm's Connected Car Reference Platform To Connect Smart Cars To Everything (networkworld.com) · · Score: 2

    And PIT maneuvers. Just turn off perps car. Talk to him over his car speakers and plead for the children. Upload bieber virus to your ECM. Turn your heated seats on high and sweat your ass out. I'm sure I can think up some more good points given a few more shots of Jager.

  15. I Bought A NIC on EU Exploring Idea of Using Government ID Cards As Mandatory Online Logins (softpedia.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Now Fuck Off.

  16. Re:I Vote An FBI Agent on Tech Firms Say FBI Wants Browsing History Without Warrant (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a winner!!!

  17. I Vote An FBI Agent on Tech Firms Say FBI Wants Browsing History Without Warrant (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    in every household. Put one in every store and put one in every corporate office. Put one in every school and every city bus. In fact just make every US citizen an FBI agent then you can keep tabs on EVERYTHING.

  18. Apparently you suffer from reading miscomprehension.

  19. Sending letter now to NSA, FBI, DEA for an external inspection. Request denied. Yet they take my money outta the tax pile.

  20. Should Have Used UBER LUBE!! on Uber Denies Access To Harvard Startup That Compared Ride-Hailing Prices (boston.com) · · Score: 2

    Grease those pockets proper.

  21. Re:Peace sells, but who's buying? on Over 100M Accounts of Russia's Largest Social Network VK On Sale (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    It's Megadeth, ya fucking anon poser!!!!!

  22. (App)le Just Pooped A Little on Why UK's Government Digital Service Decided To Ditch Apps (govinsider.asia) · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hopefully the rest of its insides will soon follow. Now if we could just evaporate these pesky clouds.

  23. Enlighten me as to who IS a straight player??

  24. Better Company Name?? on Siemens Now Commands An Army Of Spider Robots (dailydot.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Using Siemens to squirt out robots seems a little perverted. I have been giggling to myself for decades every time I see one of their vans go by. Maybe Clitterus, Peenus, or Spermz would work better....

  25. Combo of Latin & Ebonics. on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Create A Highly-Secure Password? (securitymagazine.com) · · Score: 1

    There are many ways to make a password. Use your imagination. Also note that a lock-out policy on failed attempts means more than ANY fucking password. It is usually built into the system...USE IT!!!