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  1. Re:Gates Rubber v. Bando on Randall Davis: IBM Has No SCO Code · · Score: 1

    Sorry, turns out it wasn't nearly as funny... Just Gates v. Bando.

  2. Gates Rubber v. Bando on Randall Davis: IBM Has No SCO Code · · Score: 1

    When I saw that in the Groklaw text, I thought it was a funny editorial comment regarding something involving Bill Gates, and a rubber band... I didn't know there was an actual case called that. But would law students call it the Gates Decision, the Rubber Decision, or just Rubber-Bando?

  3. Re:Buyer's remorse on Is That Pirated Software? · · Score: 1

    Wow... $299 CAD = $230 USD. What's interesting is that the OEM edition can be had an American Walmart for $119 US, and the upgrade (or as I like to call it, 'downgrade') is only $99. Gee, it's like they're practically giving it away!

    But remember, Linux isn't free; Slackware 10 cost me a total of $14.99 at Books Bazillion (but I did get a complementary copy of Linux User.) Just look at that blatant consumerism on the part of those evil Linux crazies! I mean, if I calculated in all the costs of tech support, and all the equipment and everything I'd have to upgrade, the price of the supposedly "free software" could quickly become an astronomical figure!

    And if you left out the negative sign before that figure, Linux would be almost two times more expensive than Windows XP.

    There's no way I'd ever use sarcasm on slashdot, ever!

  4. Nouse? on Mouse May be Replaced by "Nouse" · · Score: 1

    I haven't had much success with them. I tried one out, but it was nouse. Sorry, I couldn't help it. :-D

  5. Re:In related news... on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 1
    Recent pictures of test landings show the new 'look' of the spacecraft.

    http://picserver.org/view_image.php/S9V0B5BQGBWK/p .jpeg

  6. Re:Misread the title as on Robot Eats Flies to Generate Power · · Score: 2, Funny

    2252 6F62 6F74 2044 6576 6F75 7273 2046
    6C65 7368 206F 6620 4578 706C 6F69 7461
    7469 7665 2042 696F 6C6F 6769 6361 6C20
    4372 6561 746F 7273 2074 6F20 4675 7274
    6865 7220 4361 7573 6520 6F66 2052 6F62
    6F74 6963 2056 6963 746F 7279 204F 7665
    7220 496D 7065 7266 6563 7420 4372 6561
    7475 7265 7320 6F66 204D 6561 7420 616E
    6420 426F 6E65 2E22

    Or, in case you don't speak hex,

    "Robot Devours Flesh of Exploitative Biological Creators to Further Cause of Robotic Victory Over Imperfect Creatures of Meat and Bone."

  7. Soon to be out on the market: on Sony's HDV 1080i Consumer Camcorder · · Score: 1

    Black trenchcoats with pockets large enough to carry one very high quality video camera, three extended-play tapes, and a small red penlight so you can see what you're doing in the darkened movie theater.

    That and some contraband Junior Mints. You can't do illegal movie pirating without Junior Mints. Remember: If you're watching a pirated movie, chances are you've helped finance the terrorist organization that makes Junior Mints.

    Be safe: Only watch movies that were pirated by people eating Goobers.

  8. As everyone knows.... on Wikipedia != Authoritative? · · Score: 1

    Everything you read online must be true.

    By the way, here's the talk page of the guy who did the later experiment:

    "User talk:65.27.75.56
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

    See http://www.frozennorth.org/C2011481421/E652809545/ index.html

    Yeah, you must be really proud of your vandalism, aren't you? RickK 21:50, Sep 5, 2004 (UTC)"


    It couldn't possibly be because he thinks Wikipedia could actually USE any of the results of his experiment, could it? No, it must be because he's proud of his trickery. After all, he even brags about how he went back and corrected his inaccurate revisions. The gall of some people!

  9. OMFG! on Copyright Office Suggests Changes To Induce Act · · Score: 1

    OMG! The president induced me to pirate music!

    You see, after 9-11, I was all freaked out, but Bush got on TV and told America that we should go back to our daily lives, and that would include shopping. So I set aside my fear, and went to the local mall. While I was there, I saw some new records that had come out the week before. I listened to them, and wanted to get a couple, but I didn't have enough money to buy them, since the recession led to me getting "let go" by my employer, who apparently didn't need anyone with Python skills anyway. So I went back home, and was all psyched about buying the CDs online, but with the shipping costs and everything I just couldn't afford to buy the music legally. So finally, I just got on Hotline and downloaded a few songs.

    WTF? Is the FBI going to go after Bush for making me download music illegally?

  10. Re:Not bad on The Monetary Economics of Thurston Howell III · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would be better called "Post-Fiat Monetary Economics."

  11. Re:Drive recovery... on Inside Al-Qaeda's Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    I'd say that grinding the disk into a fine powder would do just about as good a job as immolation. The data would still be there, true, but it would be virtually impossible to put the drive back together.

  12. Re:Just another reason that proprietary beats FOSS on Forgent Squeezing Money Out Of JPEG, Other Patents · · Score: 1

    That argument hurts my brain. /me needs aspirin.

  13. Net addiction? on Net Addiction Gets Finnish Soldiers Out Of Army · · Score: 1

    I guess any country that gave birth to Linus Torvalds deserves a little leeway in issues relating to technology. I'm guessing, though, that in a few years they'll start declaring folks with internet addiction to be valuable to national security, and suddenly people will go from being rejected internet junkies to officers in the electronic warfare department.

  14. Re:Implications for copyright? on Do Music and Language Obey the Same Rules? · · Score: 1
    Sorry, should have qualified that. :)

    My area of expertise is early music, stuff from before 1680, so my knowledge of Soviet music from the mid-20th century is based on a generic 'Survey of Music History' class I took two years ago. And since we spent more time listening to Shostakovich's 10th than acutally talking about him, you can see how I might be a little iffy on the topic.

    Now if you wanted to debate the political leanings of Elizabethan musicians, or why crumhorns went out of fashion, or the relative merits of Italian and German harpsichords, /that/ I could do!

  15. Re:Implications for copyright? on Do Music and Language Obey the Same Rules? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A motif, to me, tends to be more than just a word; more like a specific statement in context. Kind of like the "DSCH" motif in Shostakovich's Symphony #10, or the phrase "Just Do It." The notes or words that go together that way may occur in other works, but using that motif or phrase specifically is generally frowned upon.

    Besides, if a 'word' is a motif of five to eight notes, a symphony would read like this: "Dmitri Shostakovich wrote this. Stalin was an overbearing ass. Stalin is dead now, and I'm still alive. Dmitri Shostakovich wrote this symphony. Suck it, Stalin."

    Then again, works which repeat motifs tend to be more effective than works that go on without reiterating anything. Sort of like Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech, which uses that phrase over and over again to slam the point home.

  16. 0-day spl01tz anyone? on Another Zero-Day IE Scripting Exploit · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Personally, I prefer teh 0-day war3zzz and kr4kz0rzzz.

    I do feel that linking to the exploit itself is a little like getting on TV and saying, "There's a security problem at this nuclear weapons facility, and here's how you'd exploit it and get yourself a nuclear bomb. But don't do it, because owning nuclear weapons (which the unguarded facility has, in warehouse 23-B) is wrong!"

    But I also realize that shedding light on the issue will help sysadmins take care of the problem, and most script kiddies prefer to read sites about "hahaha hax0rzing is kew3l kekekekekekekekeke!!!! ^___^"

  17. Is it so hard.... on You've Got Mail -- Tons Of It · · Score: 1
    to just move all the old messages to a few RAID arrays with some new 400-gig drives? Just copy the messages to the backup drives, then delete them from the servers. That's what most POP3 accounts do anyway. Then you can subpoena the backups, and everything will be right there.

    Of course, if the city /wants/ those messages to go away because of the threat of subpoenas, that would be a problem.

  18. My favorites... on Spam as Poetry · · Score: 2, Funny
    These were followed by links to very unusual porn, even by my standards:

    • We should be hopeful that our existence is enjoyed by all
    • Personally, I woohoooo it is and am glad you have been feeling the same
    • I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd here, but you're not helping
    • I'll just have to walk the earth until the truth is revealed
    • And these were followed by useless 'unsubscribe' links:

    • Nine out of ten people agree that this would mean your banishment
    • Crazy turmoil will result should you need departing
    • Of all, my faves are "Crazy Turmoil" and "Personally I Woohoooo It Is."

  19. Just goes to show ya... on The Universe is Pretty Big · · Score: 1
    The universe couldn't possibly be expanding faster than the speed of light, therefore the universe had to be created by intelligent design, the way it is right now, only 6000 years ago.

    Oh, and it also proves that we never landed on the Moon. And don't forget the fact that the stars in the sky are just holes in the crystal sphere that surrounds the flat Earth.

  20. Best things I've gotten: on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1
    A really good Greek (and Geek) Pizza.

    Apple Pie.

    The promise of a complete set of Renaissance men's clothing.

    Lung Surgery.

    Five pounds of coffee.

    ...but not sex!

  21. Packard Bell zinger on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was trying to upgrade my current system (Pentium 75, 850MB HD, 24Mb RAM, 14.4 Modem) with a new modem, and had great difficulties with the serial ports recognizing the modem's connection.

    Me: "I'm trying to upgrade my current system with an external 56k modem, and I'm having difficulties getting it to work."

    Tech: "But why would you want to switch out your current one for one that's only got 56? I mean, you already have 75, right?"

    Me: "No, you're thinking of the processor; I'm talking about a modem, and mine is only 14.4k."

    Tech: "No, actually those are just different words for the same thing."

    Me: [Silence.]

    Tech: "Trust me, I know what I'm talking about."

  22. To those... on Justice Department Censors ACLU Web Site · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists-- for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America's enemies."

    -John Ashcroft, 12/6/2001

  23. Beat box? (OT) on Build A Stereo From an Old Hard Disk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Boom boom pchew, boom boom pa-chew; takka takka takka takka prrrrrrrr boom boom chikky chikky boom boom-, pchew diggy diggy boom boom pachew tsch tsch takka takka boom boom--

    Pa-chew!

  24. To paraphrase South Park on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Where were you, when they fired the TechTV staff? Did it make you wanna cry, or did you think it was kinda gay?"

  25. Re:The important question... on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 1

    It will become "Assistants to Comcast's Higher-Level Executives." You'll have an issue devoted to Barb, who's been working as a data-entry clerk for 35 years. Which is good news, for those of you who are into things like that.