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Mouse May be Replaced by "Nouse"

mteichrob writes "A Canadian inventor has designed a computer mouse steered by movements of the nose and eyelids. The invention, dubbed a "Nouse," is meant to help people with a disability use a computer. I think this could also be quite useful for the average office lackey like me! As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement."

247 comments

  1. Questions by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A mouse that can be moved by the nose and eyelids? I think the most obvious question is, "What happens when you sneeze?" I'd hate to accidentally send a reboot command during a sneeze.

    I'd also be curious to see how it would affect twitch gaming where quick reflexes with a mouse are paramount.

    1. Re:Questions by vettemph · · Score: 3, Funny

      If your running that brand of operating system that I haven't used in three years, it probably needed a reboot anyway. (...or was about to crash)

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      The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    2. Re:Questions by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What happens when you sneeze?" I'd hate to accidentally send a reboot command during a sneeze.

      There are only drivers available for Windows, so this shouldn't cause any undue inconvenience.

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      Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
    3. re: questions by ed.han · · Score: 1

      i'm more worried about the long-term use concerns. what if they wind up sorta like they did here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079367/)?

      ed

    4. Re:Questions by sbowles · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think the most obvious question is, "What happens when you sneeze?"

      Or when you pick ...er... scratch your nose.

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      You sly dog: you got me monologuing! - Syndrome
    5. Re:Questions by filtur · · Score: 2, Funny
      "What happens when you sneeze?"

      In windows that's equivalent to starting up a program.

    6. Re: questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it so hard to turn that URL into a proper link?

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079367/

    7. Re:Questions by iezhy · · Score: 1

      omfg, imagine using this nouse-thing for 24h quake lan-party :-)

    8. Re:Questions by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 1

      MS will soon implement support for this product in Windows where clicking and dragging involves closing both of your eyes and tipping your head.

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    9. Re:Questions by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      More to the point, the nose can hardly be moved on its own (unless people have jointed cartilage, I guess) so it must require lots of neck movement...which is exactly where I want to get repetative stress injuries!

      Advertisement text:

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    10. Re:Questions by tambo · · Score: 1
      I think the most obvious question is, "What happens when you sneeze?"

      With all due respect - the most obvious question, clearly, is: "Can I use it with CounterStrike?"

      - David Stein

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      Computer over. Virus = very yes.
    11. Re:Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sneeze* "rm -fr /"
      "oh no!" *erratic look*
      ""
      "gaaah!"

    12. Re:Questions by jafomatic · · Score: 1
      Already been done! While being part of the beta-test group, I dozed off.

      ...and dragged my pr0n collection to the recycle bin :(

      On a serious note, what kind of repetitive strain injuries should we expect from this type of device?

      I, for one, would like to welcome our new facially-spastic overlords?

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      ::jafomatic
    13. Re:Questions by benjamin264 · · Score: 1

      I'd be curious as to how long it will take for Carpal Neck Syndrome to appear.

    14. Re:Questions by LnxAddct · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is nothing new. Alternatives to the physical hardware with which we interact with our computers has been researched for years. I haven't rtfa, but I'm going to assume that the nose is tracked and associated with the mouse, and two blinks == one click, and three blinks == double click. I did this over two years ago, and I know alot of others who have too, just go to any university. Anyway, tracking the nose is good, but I found tracking your irises(is that even a word) easier and significantly more accurate. I found it easier because you are already focusing on that area for blinks, you already know where the eyes are so there is no need to go searching for other features. Also, the eyes stick out significantly more than a nose, and depending on the lighting, a nose can be very hard to detect because it is skin and blends with your face. I found using the eyes for mouse movement more accurate because you have redundancy, instead of hoping that you found the nose (which you only have one of) and then hoping that you tracked it right, using the eyes you can double check all your answers to a certain precision (doesn't work with a "dead" eye). Also, the iris is clearly defined and surrounded by white in all people. Using the nose, or mouth, for tracking was awkward because as you move your nose up or down you have to move your eyes opposite of that direction to stay focused on the mouse. When you use your eyes, they naturally are pointing where ever the mouse is, and thats most likely your intended area of focus. One final note, as this is getting long, some people may be wondering why 2 blinks = 1 click, etc... Well at first I did have 1 blink == 1 click and 2 blinks == 2 clicks. Debugging this was hell! It drove me literally insane. My mouse kept clicking when it wasn't supposed to and I had no idea why. Then after quite a while of damn near mathematically proving my code to be correct, I realized it was me inadvertenly blinking! Now your thinking, "Duh!", but when its late at night and your on a roll coding and testing, you dont really pay attention to when you blink, I mean we blink all day long and never realize it. So inorder to effectivly click with the eyes, you need to add an extra blink. Just my 2 cents. Oh yea, I also am unfortunately no longer working on that project(I was going to release it on sf.net or something) but around the same time I migrated entirely to linux and my damn Creative Camera didn't have drivers. I'm still waiting to get a logitech cam, any recommendations?
      Regards,
      Steve
      p.s. I forgot to mention that tracking the nose is useful for one application that me and friends found, if you make a triangle with your nose and eyes then you can get a pretty good idea of the orientation of someone's head in relation to 3 dimensional space. Using the eyes isn't very useful for more then 2 dimensions.

    15. Re: questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use the linkify plugin for firefox and he doesn't have to.

    16. Re:Questions by djxploit · · Score: 0

      how do scroll? :)

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    17. Re: questions by dzelenka · · Score: 1

      I did a find on "jerk" and came up with nothing. I'm glad someone made a reference. Let the cross-eyed lawsuits begin!

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      Bah!
    18. Re:Questions by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      {"What happens when you sneeze?"} In windows that's equivalent to starting up a program.

      Gives a new meaning to "launch a program". Who needs white-out when you have green-out, eh.

    19. Re:Questions by IvanD · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What about playing Quake or Doom... that has to be something... really annoying... at the end of the day... not only your headache will kill you, but your constant blinking and neck pain won't let you do anything else. I would try it though.

    20. Re:Questions by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "What happens when you sneeze?" I'd hate to accidentally send a reboot command during a sneeze.

      Windows is so fragile it does that now.

      "I have seen the 'prior art', and it is green."

    21. Re: questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox == New IE

      As in, not everyone uses Firefox, jackass

    22. Re:Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      meet bob. bob has a nervous twitch.

      "gee bob, why you surfing pron at work?"

    23. Re:Questions by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I guess they haven't worked the enter function out yet.

    24. Re:Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does one click and drag?

    25. Re: questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i got it right away... and it was very funny.

    26. Re:Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you going to release your code or what ?

    27. Re:Questions by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Carpal Neck Syndrome

      Just wanted to point out that you replaced the wrong word. Carpal = "pertaining to the bones in the wrist" Of course, I don't even know if there is a "neck tunnel." Regardless, Carpal Neck sounds better than Neck Tunnel.

    28. Re:Questions by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > How does one click and drag?

      Blink and put on makeup & a dress. Oh, you probably meant... Maybe you smack your forehead against the monitor & slide it in the direction you want. That'd be an interesting application of the touchscreen.

    29. Re:Questions by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      If you're using your eyelids or lips or nose to operate such an equipped machine, then what implement would be used to picks one's nose?

      A fixture on the desk? An upright/base-held pen?

      One's tongue?

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    30. Re:Questions by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Cluck your tongue while wearing a dress?

      The head-smacking technique would be a real example of "Brute Force Attack" on a computer...

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    31. Re:Questions by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Cluck your tongue

      When I posted, I was thinking of that action, but couldn't come up with that exact phrase for some reason. :) I opted for a short statement over an explanation.

  2. Less Movement by andyrut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hooray for less body movement! Let's give this technology a test drive:

    Me: Twitches nose left
    Computer: Moves cursor left
    Me: Neat! Blinks
    Computer: Opens folder
    Me: Excellent! Hey, who put all this black pepper in my sandwich? Aaaaachoooo!
    Computer: Reformats hard drive

    Oh, and the Nouse has already been covered on Slashdot. Come on, a simple Slashdot search of "nouse" turns this one up.

    1. Re:Less Movement by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 4, Funny

      yeah, but I can't get the damn cursor to stop shaking while I look at pr0n.

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      ...spike
      Ewwwwww, coconut...
    2. Re:Less Movement by superpulpsicle · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I am still waiting for the COUSE (Cock Mouse).

    3. Re:Less Movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The same test drive by Samantha (Bewitched):

      Sam: Twitches nose left
      Computer: Mouse moves left

      Sam: Neat! Blinks
      Computer: Opens folder

      Sam: Excellent! Twitches nose left then right then left then right
      Computer: Computer replaces Dick York with Dick Sargent

      Sam: (sneezes)
      Florida gets overrun with hurricanes.

    4. Re:Less Movement by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Voice recognition isn't a good porn interface either... It doesn't work when your voice is shaky.

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    5. Re:Less Movement by timts · · Score: 1

      there's test for connect human neural to control machine directly, I think that would be much better solution than something like a NOUSE.

      so that people with disability can simply connect themselves to a wireless keyboard/mouse kind of control, and control it directly from his "thought", just as they can move stuff around.

    6. Re:Less Movement by jafomatic · · Score: 1
      You really need a slideshow program, dude.

      But it brings up another point in that "natural activities" could be interpretted as input!

      We already hear our opticians tell us we're not blinking often enough while at our workstations; users of this technology will have to remember not only to blink, but also to turn away from the display first?

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      ::jafomatic
    7. Re:Less Movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but in your case, you'd never be able to get the cursor any higher than the start menu button.

    8. Re:Less Movement by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Darin: Sam! How many times do I have to tell you - No Witchcraft! Next time please use the nouse!

    9. Re:Less Movement by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      My desktop system runs windows xp. The image viewer that comes with it does slideshows. The system itself does thumbnails. And now I've said enough about this because it can't go any way but wrong.

      This technology will absolutely not take off for anyone capable of using a keyboard and mouse. It might be useful for the disabled, although I have a hard time believing that it offers anything over pupil/blink for them.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    10. Re:Less Movement by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I guess my patented foot operated trackball wouldn't be of much use for you, either, if you get weak in the knees.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    11. Re:Less Movement by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      Let's give this technology a test drive:

      Sounds like something out of "Bewitched" or "I Dream of Genie"

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      Karma? Hey I just call it as I see it.
    12. Re:Less Movement by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the BANG "!" key already exists, and comes with a repeat function.

      Now a really hairy implementation:

      Grow your chest hair, develop your pecs, and apply the two to a pully-based key-pressing system.

      If you write "War and Peace", you might end up looking like Popeye...

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    13. Re:Less Movement by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Does that scare the "Be-Genies" out of you?

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      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  3. pr0n in my cache... by JustDisGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    no - really, I just sneezed!

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    "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor
    1. Re:pr0n in my cache... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would explain the sticky keyboard

  4. What happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...if you sneeze? :-)

  5. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can search pr0n with my nose!

  6. No handed navigation? by phyruxus · · Score: 5, Funny
    MMMmmmmmmm....... :)

    What? I like to eat soup while I surf the web.. ya' perv.

    ;)

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    "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
    "d'Oh!" ~Homer
    1. Re:No handed navigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You eat soup with a knife and fork?

    2. Re:No handed navigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soup in one hand, spoon in other...

    3. Re:No handed navigation? by jesseraf · · Score: 1

      I want to know what's on your desk then!

    4. Re:No handed navigation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Soup in one hand, spoon in other..."

      Maybe you should try using a bowl?

      *** cha-boom!! ***

  7. Mouse May be Replaced by "Nouse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cheesiest... line... EVER

  8. I'll use a Taos instead by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    I could use a vacation.

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    -- "You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke" - Opus
  9. Counterstrike... by mtrisk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see it now!
    *Wiggle*
    *Sniff*
    HEADSHOT!

    --

    Without a proper flamewar, Anonymous was undecided on what shell to run.
    1. Re:Counterstrike... by bronney · · Score: 1

      It's good and all for the disabled. But not for CS lmao. Anyone who played CS for some time can tell you how much their neck hurts when going to sleep.

      You know how your neck would hurt after an hour if you awp with your nose?

  10. Blink to click by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kinda puts a whole new meaning to closing your eyes when shooting.

  11. Eying your way around the desktop by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Informative
    I thought they already had something like this that followed your eye movements.

    "The technology that watches you watching IT"

    Department of Homeland Security Approved

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Eying your way around the desktop by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      and there's another one that works by attaching a dot into your forehead, then you can just rotate your head and the mouse will follow that accordingly.

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    2. Re:Eying your way around the desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure this already exists too. One of my professors last year (the guy who invented it) even gave a demonstration of it. I thought it was pretty cool.

    3. Re:Eying your way around the desktop by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Nouse smells YOU

      Sorry, I had to do it.

  12. even more sedentary? by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful
    less body movement is still a better replacement.

    Perhaps if your goal is to become as fit as Stephen Hawking, but through lack of exercise rather than disease.

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    1. Re:even more sedentary? by syrinx · · Score: 1

      So, moving the mouse counts as "exercise"?

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/08 36 210263/qid=1095367883/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl 14/002-3755677-8558457?v=glance&s=books&n=5078 46

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    2. Re:even more sedentary? by bkhl · · Score: 1

      If you're supposed to use the tip of the nose, it's probably not much of an improvement, ergonomically. If they manage to do it all by eye movement, then we're in business.

    3. Re:even more sedentary? by mteichrob · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because moving my hand 1/4" 500 times/day is really getting me into great shape.

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      Life is a journey. . . enjoy it!
    4. Re:even more sedentary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1/4 inch? I take it you must be female?

    5. Re:even more sedentary? by citiZen2010 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if your goal is to become as fit as Stephen Hawking, but through lack of exercise rather than disease.

      I don't know... what about all those IE users who will be playing whack-a-mole with their pop-up windows? That could cause some serious neck strain, what with pointing your nose in all those directions! Maybe if the nouse catches on, IT departments will make it mandatory to use Mozilla to avoid this new type of injury: What do you call carpal tunnel of the neck?

    6. Re:even more sedentary? by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      nah, it just means they have their mouse set on high sensitivity settings. it really has nothing at all to do with their hands.

      I've noticed that macs have lower pointer sensitivity than PC's. It makes it more work to move the mouse, but is a much better setting for graphics design.

    7. Re:even more sedentary? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Humor

      (Sorry, I'm not trying to be insulting)

    8. Re:even more sedentary? by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      I thought that he probably had a small penis, and felt the need to make a sexist joke. I was just saying that I failed to get the point of his joke.

      I don't know why you felt the need to back him up.

  13. Hmm...handless scrolling... by nastro · · Score: 2, Funny

    The porn browsing possibilities seem endless!

    Fap fap fap...

  14. No mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How am I supposed to keep my right hand in shape?

    Oh wait, that's right - there's that other stuff I do with that hand...

  15. Nouse for Nose As Mouse? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If it's the same one (I couldn't access the CBC report linked to so I googled it) then it's much more than just using your nose and eyelids for a mouse- it's full face tracking software at a subpixel resolution.

    Which is a really cool idea- it means that a webcam can replace the mouse.

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    1. Re:Nouse for Nose As Mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad my webcam keeps getting embarresed by what I'm doing and shutting itself off. The logs always say "I don't want to see that!"

  16. Good Lord No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great for people with disabilities, but...

    But how the hell will we, as IT people, make it look like we are frantically busy without lots of keyboard mashing and mouse piloting?!?!?!

    1. Re:Good Lord No by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Imagine how impressive it would be if your boss walked into your cubicle and you fixed the network, right there, with your arms folded the entire time.

      Pretty impressive if you ask me;)

      --
      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    2. Re:Good Lord No by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      It's not like we actually do anything with that... don't we all keep a spare keyboard to bash on to look productive when boss boes by?

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      "73% of quotes on the Internet are made up" -Ben Franklin
  17. Hmm by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Informative
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    --- Ban humanity.
  18. Can a "nouse" become a "noose"? by YetAnotherName · · Score: 2, Funny

    When office politics, job stress, insane deadlines, an IT support from hell drive you insane, you might just well find it impossible to use your nouse due to all the nervous twitching.

    That's when a wired mouse is still handy ... in only few simple steps it can transform into a noose!

  19. Would it really be less tiring? by Krondor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement.

    I don't know about you, but this seems like it would get very tiring. I mean I can't flare my nostrils all day, the muscles in my nose start to get sore. What about people that have twitches, tics, or whatever you like to call it. Not to mention the sneezes (I know somebody already mentioned it in an earlier thread).

    The geek in me does really want to try this though, unless you have a disablility though it's definitely a novelty.

    1. Re:Would it really be less tiring? by pretoris · · Score: 1

      The article states that the camera tracks the tip of the nose. Presumably you would move your head left or right, up or down, to get cursor movement. Blinking for the mouse buttons.

      Still, it might be annoying....

      "Now right blink on that file, select properties...."

    2. Re:Would it really be less tiring? by booc0mtaco · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      And what happens when you want to blink...I'm not sure about the rest of the community, but reading different news sites during the day *cough* slashdot *cough* strains my eyes already. I couldn't imagine having to decide between blinking and scrolling, clicking, etc.

      I'll probably stick with carpal tunnel. Leave my eyes alone.

    3. Re:Would it really be less tiring? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > "Now right blink on that file, select properties...."

      My right or the computer's right? Well, a computer is always right, I guess.

  20. Re:It's all right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    someone thinks they're smarter and more insightful than they actually are

    me... I'm an idiot

  21. Nouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone besides me read this as "No Use"?

    1. Re:Nouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is Nouse pronounced to rhyme with Mouse?

      Incidentally, at the University of York in the UK, there is a student newspaper called "Nouse" but it is pronounced "Nooze". This is beacuse in York, there is a river called the "Ouse" pronounced "Ooze". Somebody thought it was clever to name the newspaper using similar logic, until someone pointed out that "Nouse" was just "No Use" without the space.

    2. Re:Nouse? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Yes. Next time someone brings up the urban myth about the Chevy Nova, I'm going to point out that this thing exists.

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    3. Re:Nouse? by NotZed · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he's also playing on the use of the word 'nouse' as meaning something like 'clue' or 'smarts'.

      Nouse is already a word around here.

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      _ // `Thinking is an exercise to which all too few brains
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  22. As if we didn't look geeky enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, the pocket protector and the tape around the nose of the glasses weren't enough... now somebody had to go invent a mouse that involved moving your head in short bursts and blinking a lot.

    Yeah, where do I get one?

  23. Or... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    I can just see it now!
    *Wiggle*
    *Sniff*
    HEADSHOT!

    Or...

    *Wiggle*
    *Sniff*
    *Blink*
    Fr1st Ps0t


    Yeah, it'll be a hit with the /. crowd.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  24. FPS by MikeMacK · · Score: 1
    He's developed a few applications so far, such as NousePaint and an aim-and-shoot game called BubbleFrenzy.

    Hey, maybe this guy could go work for the Duke Nuke'm Forever developers, at least he gets stuff done. But we'd have to change the name to Duke Nose'm Forever.

  25. Similar project by v13 · · Score: 1

    This project was under development at Boston College when I was an undergrad. It uses electrodes and a camera to track movements for people who are multiple impairments.

    http://www.bc.edu/schools/csom/eagleeyes/

    1. Re:Similar project by v13 · · Score: 1

      should read "suffering from multiple impairments"

  26. Kind of reminds me of an old bugs bunny cartoon... by nebaz · · Score: 1

    It was set in the future (2000), and the headline in the paper said

    Television replaced by Smellevision.

    I expect similar results.

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  27. Nouse Shmouse... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'll be impressed when they train a real mouse to type, point, click etc in response to voice commands.

    That'll also make it more fun when Windows crashes, because I'll have something more cuddly/furry to bang on instead of the keyboard.

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    1. Re:Nouse Shmouse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa man...bad idea. Do you know how hard it is to clean blood out of a keyboard? Not to mention that mice really aren't tough animals to begin with. Should have seen what to the mouse that thought he could outsmart the rat trap in my closet....

  28. Better idea... by wicka_wicka · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about a pouse? Kill two birds with one stone.

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    hi
  29. Nouse replaces mouse? so what are they using now? by revery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somewhere in the world, bathed in the light of a monitor displaying this Slashdot article, someone with their nose resting on their mouse is smiling...

    --

    Was it the sheep climbing onto the altar, or the cattle lowing to be slain,
    or the Son of God hanging dead and bloodied on a cross that told me this was a world condemned, but loved and bought with blood.

  30. for the unix guys.... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    or, perhaps it'll be replaced by keyboard

    1. Re:for the unix guys.... by Lattitude · · Score: 1

      You mean keybeard.

    2. Re:for the unix guys.... by tepples · · Score: 1

      You try exclusively using a keyboard or even a keybeard to edit an image or aim a simulated firearm.

    3. Re:for the unix guys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i typped this with my noseee

  31. Sure by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

    That way we can get atrophy of ALL our muscles instead of just our legs.

    1. Re:Sure by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Using a nouse to control your computer won't prevent you from carrying your shopping home, pressing weights, or whatever else you do to keep your arm muscles in trim. Getting severe carpal tunnel syndrome will - I speak from experience. I'd be more worried about the potential effects on the neck.

  32. Great for FPS by cookie23 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When perfected it could bring a whole new meaning to mouselook in FPS. Imagine playing a game where the senery changes when you look, it could be very immersive. On a side note, quite a few gamers already practice moving their heads in reaction to the game. Finally an excuse to cover my lame head movments as I try to dodge those imaginary bullets.

    1. Re:Great for FPS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Games are immersive enough as it is. Moving your head to look at the surrounding environment will result in you looking away from the monitor, taking away from the "immersiveness" of the game. I'm happier using the keyboard and mouse as an extention of my body. It's much like driving a car; when you're driving, the car becomes a part of you (when you get hit, you yell, "That ******* hit me!" rather than "He hit my car!", same kind of thing happens in FPS's).

      -- Zell_1388

  33. Uhh, yeah.... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    > As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement.

    Geeks are already socially disabled, do you want them de facto physically disabled as well? I mean, give geeks this technology and they'll be so out of shape that they'll effectively be disabled soon.

    --
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    1. Re:Uhh, yeah.... by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think the exercise you're getting from moving a mouse around is keeping you in shape, you're probably a hopeless case anyway.

      --
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    2. Re:Uhh, yeah.... by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      Yes, but at least they were moving their arms before, now they won't even be doing that.

      --
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    3. Re:Uhh, yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah if you dont jack off some more you could be in for some heart problems...

    4. Re:Uhh, yeah.... by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Yes, but at least they were moving their arms before, now they won't even be doing that.

      What's your point? That's not exercise. It just gives you carpal tunnel syndrome.

      --
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    5. Re:Uhh, yeah.... by Performaman · · Score: 0

      "And I'm still pumped from using the mouse!"
      -Dilbert

      --

      I have gas, but my car uses petrol.
  34. BAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THATS AWEFUL,
    what they really need to do
    is make a slouchse -
    A mouse type device driven by jumping jacks and richard simmons sweating to the oldies exercies.

    It would be for the FAT ASS (I know, super sterotype, but they exist, ooohh yes, they exist) computer nerds of the world who really dont need LESS body movement during the day! STOP EATING THAT HO-HO and STOP DRINKING a 2 LITER OF DIET COKE EVERY DAMN DAY, JUST BECAUSE IT SAYS DIET DOEST MAKE IT GOOD FOR YOU!

  35. pouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said

  36. hey... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I made something like this before - You could control things with your lips. I called it "Louse".

    It never caught on :(

    1. Re:hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a version designed, but never quite got it implemented right. It turned out to be vaporware. I call it "Spouse".

  37. Carpel tunnel syndrome for the eyelids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does anyone else think that all the head-bobbing and blinking will get pretty old pretty quickly? I can't imagine playing an FPS where to shoot I had to blink... I've always found that I am much more accurate when I keep my eyes open while playing FPS's... Maybe it's just me...

  38. All jokes aside by Walter+Wart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We all understand that this will never replace the mouse and keyboard. Hands are just, well, more dextrous.

    But for some disabled it will be a godsend. High spinal cord injuries and other conditions can make it difficult to use or control the hands to the degree required by mouse and keyboard. The ability to use the face will make life a lot easier for these people.

    --
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    1. Re:All jokes aside by jwcorder · · Score: 1
      From webster.com

      Main Entry: dexterous
      Variant(s): also dextrous /'dek-st(&-)r&s/
      Function: adjective
      Etymology: Latin dextr-, dexter on the right
      side, skillful 1 : mentally adroit and skillful : CLEVER
      2 : done with dexterity : ARTFUL
      3 : skillful and competent with the hands

      So I think Hands definitely are more dextrous. I don't think feet could be competent with the hands. LOL!

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    2. Re:All jokes aside by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hands are just, well, more dextrous.

      ... yet on the other hand, more sinister.

      --
      "E pur si muove!" - attributed to Galileo Galilei, 1564-1642
    3. Re:All jokes aside by Zcipher · · Score: 1

      You have just made my day. And, apparently, more people than I would have expected got the joke, too.

      And they say latin is a dead language ^_^

  39. What happens when you blink? by Jimmy+The+Leper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can't expect the average user to never blink when using a computer. I mean, I wouldn't want to have to click on something every 15 seconds just to keep my eyes from drying out. I guess they could have it only activate with a wink, and then it would only mess up when you got something in your eye. Playing a first person shooter would be kind of hard though...

    --
    -You're only as clean as your towel.
  40. MS Nouse by iMaple · · Score: 2, Funny

    Release: Microsoft Windows(TM) has a small issue with the nouse drivers.
    Issue: The system appears to crash often Solution: This is not really an issue this is due to the auto memory clean which is designed to fix the memory leaks in Windows and the applications and force the user to reboot once a day

    Issue: No I mean *really* often
    Solution: This is due to a small problem with the Nouse drivers. The problem is due to Nouse inc. and is not by MS, though we wrote and certified the drivers. The OS accidently thnks that the eye blink to be Crt+Alt+Del. The original intention was Crtl+Alt+Del = left eye half blink, right eye full blink and simultaneous nose left twitch. However a simple fix is available , download this 1GB patch and do not blink your eyes. NO you can not blink you eyes when u run Windows, we mentioned that in the EULA didnt we ?

  41. I stick to my Penous... by vettemph · · Score: 0

    ...in It's current condition alot of things would stick to it. Besides, I'm a hunt and peck type. My older version was called "The Pecker"

    --
    The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
    1. Re:I stick to my Penous... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      PENUOS? Do you mean PENIS?

    2. Re:I stick to my Penous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you just misspelled a misspelled word. Penis -> Penous -> Penuos.

      I think the time-space continuum could break because of you.

    3. Re:I stick to my Penous... by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      To stay true to the initial post, it should have been spelled "Penouse" in the first place...

      --
      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    4. Re:I stick to my Penous... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      PENUOS? Do you mean PENIS?

      So much for the pecker-controlled spell-checker.

  42. that doesnt impress me much. by Jimmy+The+Tulip · · Score: 0

    Most of the comments are about... using computers while using your hands doing other things like eats and doing stuff.

    just thinking vaguely about it, shows it to be a cool technological advancement.

    but just think about it, how many people in the past had thought about it. how about the companies who are working on Smart User Interfaces like Apple, HP?

    for the time being the fact is that, these meathods of using eyes and noses gives fatigue to our more sensetive organs like eyes instead of hands. Also human hands work far more efficeintly than the currently developed capabilties of motion tracking or voice recogination softwares.

    I am hoping to continue using my trackpoint on my thinkpad for few more years until something radical comes!

  43. less movement? by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1

    Whoa! it would be cool playing a shooter with this device. It's like having lazers through your eyes. You look the monster and he's dead... :)))
    I'd be like Cyclop in x-men!

  44. jeez by PhuCknuT · · Score: 2

    As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement.

    How lazy can you get?

  45. Dmitry "Nouse" Gorodnichy's Homepage by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can find Dmitry (the inventor's) webpage here. Lots of interesting stuff, including some interesting facial recognition and tracking work.

  46. Bewitching the Nouse by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 1

    In other news, the beta test of this device met with horrible tragedy when Samantha tried one on and accidentally obliterated three city blocks.

    --

    Stop learning! Only you can prevent esoterrorism.
  47. This is all well and good... by Snodgrass · · Score: 2

    ...until you get a bad case of carpal nasal syndrome.

  48. Back to the drawing board by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    What the article neglects to mention is that this is a variation on the original design, which was an apparatus that allowed you to control the mouse cursor with your penis.

    The design was later reconsidered, citing possible issues with users over 60...?

    --

    It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  49. Carpel Nasal Syndrome? by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what kind of problems will people develop controlling their face muscles if they use their facial muscles like this day-in and day-out?

  50. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

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  51. Nousea? by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 3, Funny

    When working with a Nouse, consider taking a break of 15 minutes every hour or you might experience Nousea that will prevent further work for the next 24 hours.

  52. Change is good! by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    My mouse previously replaced my spouse!

  53. News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    News Agencies Deny NK Blast was a Nuke
    GNAA reveals the truth - Nigger Operatives Responsible
    MudanJiang, People's Republic of China: 13 August 2004

    The GNAA has today broken the media lockout on North Korea's nuclear explosion. With governmental and press agencies everywhere desperately lying to the sheep-like public, the GNAA has had to step forward.

    "We did it", the words of Gay Nigger Association President timecop. Nigger agent Relex is believed have penetrated deep into DPRK territory and conducted sabotage missions culminating in the recent Nuke blast. His weeklong absence from #GNAA (on irc.gnaa.us) was cause for suspicions that dangerous operations were afoot. Intelligence sources indicate that Relex did not have enough time to escape the lethal zone of the warhead, and was well within its kill radius at the time of detonation.

    A pink ROFLcopter was seen speeding across the DPRK-Chinese border late Saturday night. Murmurs of Relex's successful extraction were confirmed finally on Sunday, 12 August by his personal appearance in #GNAA. He refused to comment on any operations at the time, claiming to have been "in Mexico".

    His miraculous survival has led many to hypothesize about his invincibility. Some suggest the Holy Gay Nigger Seed may have "life-sustaining" properties, suggestions that the white medical establishment has dismissed. There is an ongoing debate surrounding this idea, with both sides throwing arguments back and forth. Supporters point to GNAA Terrorist Tar_Baby's unverified survival of the OSTG disaster, that killed over 300 Indians. The opposing camp points to the recent capture and possible death of GNAA broadcast propagandist l0de after he made threats to "crash a cruise ship into the Whitehouse". As of this release, the issue is not resolved, and hard evidence is lacking.

    The GNAA's North Korea operations are believed to stem from the ongoing Korean/Black hatred.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    T

  54. Focus: follow eyes by nacks1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would be quite happy if just the window focus would follow to wherever I was looking. Can't say how many times I have typed important things like "reboot" or "rm -rf foo" in the wrong window just because my window focus didn't magically follow where I was looking. If they could get around to just doing that then maybe the days of "focus follows mouse" would be over.

    1. Re:Focus: follow eyes by oojah · · Score: 1

      Damn right. Like you say, implement *just* that and I'd be happy.

      Cheers,

      Roger

      --
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  55. Mousersize by eander315 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I don't know if i really like this NOUSE thing. Moving my mouse around is the only excersize I get. I've moused 1,736,945,879 miles so far this year, and lost 3 pounds! I'm down to 268!!!

    On the other hand, the creamy filling from twinkies wouldn't clog up my optical mouse every day...

  56. posted by kc0re · · Score: 1

    I am sure it's already been posted, but what happens if you are reading something? Or have watery eyes? Hay fever? What happens if you are wearing glasses? I think there should be some sort of air type device, where you can just move your hand in front of something and it will move the mouse.. kinda like http://www.fingerworks.com/ Fingerworks. I have an iGesture pad, kinda nice...

  57. A dot perhaps? by excaliber19 · · Score: 1

    Why not just use a special stick on dot that is a blatant and obvious color? Use that to track movement instead of a facial feature. Sure, it doesnt look as cool, but would probably work alot better.

  58. Download it and give it a try by Da+VinMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here

    I don't have a web-cam handy, so if someone could give this a spin a let us know how well it works, that would be very much appreciated.

    If it works well enough, I would definitely use something like this to replace my mouse for everyday tasks. It wouldn't replace the keyboard, but it's always been the mouse that's caused most of my RSI-like symptoms.

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    1. Re:Download it and give it a try by finker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Alright, I gave it a whirl using my digital camera which doubles as a webcam. Nearly everytime I blinked it managed to recognize that, even without calibrating it. After I had calibrated it, it seemed to pickup my blinks a good nine out of ten times. One of the more annoying things is that you have to position the camera so it can see both of your eyes otherwise you get some very screwy results (kind of difficult when you have a huge hutch hanging over your monitor). Also, if your camera doesn't pickup light very well, forget it. I had to gather up two lamps just to get the lighting to a decent level.

      I couldn't test out the mouse/joystick abilities since everytime I attempt to do so it says, "This feature is not activated. Please register to enable it..." I'm actually pretty interested to see how well the mouse part of it works. Sadly, the Nouse painting program crapped itself everytime I tried to run it, so I guess I'm kind of SOL.

  59. Then I wonder... by Vexler · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would a device called "house" be like? A hand-drive mouse, perhaps?

    Oh, wait...

    1. Re:Then I wonder... by spac · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Just be happy that there's no such thing as a pouse...

      Although it could spur the adoption of the no-pants work environment.

  60. Oh the irony... by cyb0rg · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is it a little ironic that it is spelled "no-use".

  61. Goodbye, carpal tunnel! by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    I personally think this is a good idea. I know that there will be the usual folks who chime in that they only use the CLI, but for most people who need to use office software that's not really very practical (yes, I love vi too but most PHB's see a "txt" extension and go "huh?").

    I would love to be able to gesture with my nose and move the cursor. The carpal from using the mouse I have leads to back and shoulder pain, not just tightness in the hands and arms.

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    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  62. keyboard by shockingbluerose · · Score: 1

    Now If they could just come up with a device you could attach to your head and it would type every thought.... Even my fingers would get fat! I'm sure people would think me ALOT more interesting too... maybe thats not a good idea after all.

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  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  64. What happens if your disability... by Ionizer7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is the fact that you don't have a nose?

    1. Re:What happens if your disability... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mr jackson is that you?

    2. Re:What happens if your disability... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points.

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  65. Eyelids? how bout eyes... by milton_wadams · · Score: 3, Informative

    Prof. Tom Hutchinson at the University of Virginia has been researching this subject for decades. His system lets you control the cursor with the movement of your eyes and can track & record your eyes as you look across the screen. It's been in use for years for a great deal of UI research in addition to it's potential for handicapped users.

  66. Finally!!! by riqnevala · · Score: 1

    Both hands free while surfing the net...

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  67. Really... by kjones692 · · Score: 1
    How much motor control do you really have over the muscles in your nose? Right now as I'm wiggling it around, I really can't possibly see how I could move a cursor around my screen with any precision at all, much less the precision with which i use it now. Maybe the people who designed this were

    anteatershttp://www.maiaw.com/anteater/

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  68. Hey! by Photar · · Score: 1

    Where's the pic?

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  69. Careful, your face might freeze like that by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    ... not pretty at all ...

  70. Pupil Tracking by students · · Score: 1

    I am aware of a device available for the severly disabled that uses lasers to track the movement of the eyes. It then creates text, from which voice is synthesized. This could be adapted for both mouse and keyboard input to computers.

  71. Less movement not always ergonomically good by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement.

    Just because you're moving less doesn't mean you'll be under less strain. It's the naturalness of the movement (however big or small) that's important.

    Now, like any good Slashdottie, I haven't read the f...ing article, but if this "nouse" requires you to hold your head perfectly still, I can guarantee you that your neck muscles will be weeping by the end of the day.

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    Power in the hands of the accountable.
  72. Posted this hours ago, got rejected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it's just WHO you know.

  73. Flashback of Asimov. by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    I have a flashback of Asimov where in one of the Caves of Steel series books the guy has his robots build more and more situations where he basically was mounted on a chair and food flowed into his face and he died.

    As if some geeks don't have weight problems as it is now from the sedintary style of sitting infront of a keyboard 10 - 14 - 20 hours a day, restricting movement even less is not something that appeals to me ;)

    --

    As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

  74. current gui toolkits by PerlDudeXL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know the eye movements get be tracked, but I think for a good interaction with a gui toolkit it needs
    to be really acurate to hit a button without hitting the other one right next to it.

    Or selecting/high-lighting text.
    I think that can be tricky.

  75. Great - even less exercise! by lilmouse · · Score: 1

    As good as my ergonomic mouse/keyboard combo is, less body movement is still a better replacement.

    That's great - in another couple of years, we'll be able to replace office workers with blobs that have to be carted in and out of the office. Wheel them in, pop in the caffeine IV line, plug in the connections, and they're ready to go!

    I intend to make it to my yoga class tonight!

    --LWM

  76. Use as a gag item by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like one just to install at certain users desks as a gag. I can just see them now.

    "I do what? Flare my nostral to double click?"

    Yes, and if you want to open up the internet you need to cross your eyes (crosseyed) and left blink at the same time!

    Ah, I can think of several users I would like to try this one out on.

  77. right/left clicking by quesuerte · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming to left click you wink with you left eye and right click with your right eye, but I can't wink with my left eye without closing my right. Will there be a cd to help aid this handicap?

  78. Did anybody else see that word by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 1

    and think of the day Microsoft gets their grubby hands on it, when it'll then be a noose?

  79. sounds interesting, atleast for some, but.. by techefnet · · Score: 1

    I think I will stick the regular mouse for a while atleast hehe. doesnt seem help for me,

  80. Touse or Douse by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, for sights I surf, it makes more sense to steer with my tongue. it's always out anyway. I guess I could steer with another appendage too. Wait, that would really work!!!

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  81. The trackpad-the best mouse ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best pointing device ever is the trackpad, I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT 10 years ago when I first saw one on an Apple Powerbook 500 series. I waited a couple of years until the trackpads for desktops came out in 1996 and since then the trackpad is the only pointing device I use. At the beginning they were very expensive, $140-$150 but they were worth the money. In 1998 Alps Electric introduced the first cheap trackpad for desktops ($15-25).I dont understand why they are not widely used for non-laptop computers, they offer better control than the conventional mice and require no space, no pads. You dont have to move your hand to use them, only a finger, etc. I think that the trackpads should be integrated in keyboards, there would be no need for a separate mouse anymore. The trackpad is one of the main advantages of using a laptop. Just imagine, with a trackpad integrated into the keyboard, we would have the best of both worlds, the ease of use of a laptop, the advantage of a full size keyboard and the power of a deskotop

    Compared to the trackpad, conventional mice are not great, but at least are acceptable. However, other pointing devices used for laptops, the accupoint and the trackball, ARE HORRIBLE. IMB makes great laptops; however until rfecently they were completely unusable, because they did not have trackpads but accupoints. Fortunately, in the end IBM did the right thing and started using trackpads. Other companies obsessed with the accupoint are Toshiba and to some extent, Fujitsu. I hope eventually they will convert and use trackpads, for the benefit of their customers.

  82. Nose and eyelids are too limited by RZeno · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm no longer current on the research on pointing and control devices, and I don't recall reading any of Gorodnichy's papers, so for what it's worth:

    This approach, at it's best, could work as a secondary pointing and control device. I primary device requires a very high degree of control. The hands and fingers are excellent for manipulating a primary device because they are very good at precise, controlled movement and manipulation of other objects through tactile feedback alone and especially well in coordination with vision.

    The nose and eyelids, in contrast, are not capable of such movement and coordination. People don't have the necessary muscular control and coordination in their neck and facial muscles.

    The human body does have some alternatives to the hands that can be good alternatives to those who cannot use their hands and fingers: feet, toes, tongue, and breath are the most promising.

  83. Overactive devices? by mmmmmhotpants · · Score: 1

    How long before we start seeing late night info-mericals for the best in body toning input devices?

    You have to do an ab-crunch to simulate a scroll wheel down. Squatting becomes equivalent to the return key. To move the pointer left, lunge to the left.

    And think of the market: Chuck Norris teaches MS Excel. The Cindy Crawford Email Your Way to a Flatter Stomach Workout.

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    can't sleep. clowns will eat me.
  84. Eye movements by math+major · · Score: 1

    It seems like tracking eye movements would be a lot more effective, since you have a lot more control over which way you're looking than over whether you blink or sneeze. I used to volunteer at a summer school for disabled kids, and there was one child who couldn't speak or move his hands. He had a strip of paper with the letters on it and pictures of some commonly used words, and he was remarkably good at conveying information by looking at the words or letters he needed to use. And it's much easier to distinguish where a person's eyes are focused than to tell an intentional blink from an unintentional one. Tongue movements might also work, since most people have a high level of tongue mobility.

  85. Can you say Carpal Neck Syndrome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew that you could.

  86. wip-lash by pretzelsofwar · · Score: 1

    so the games i like to play will still have the spring mouse effect, does this mean i have to wip my head from side to side to get person to turn, or will he just sit there turning left and right. How could you turn around, the camera would lose track of your nose and you would never be able to turn your charactor around. From now on video games would have to be a hallway, or it would be extreamly painful to get to any objective to the left and right or even behind you. This also means that i just spend 80$ on a paper weight named MX1000, damn it!

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  87. others by FrenZon · · Score: 1

    A far more polished piece of software is cam2pan, which works wonderfully well in all manner of lighting situations. A far less polished piece of software is freelook (which is a project of mine).

  88. Not yet perfect by comrade009 · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, this "nouse" doesn't eliminate the need for one hand typing.

  89. Noose? by amling · · Score: 1

    Did it say a noose? That sounds fun, compared to using a mouse.

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  90. My big question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about when you have to blink? Wouldn't you be clicking on something you might not want to everytime you need to moisten your eyes?

  91. Mega-necks by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The few people I know in wheelchairs have withered legs but very strong arms from all that extra arm exercise. They can crush cans with their finger tips like most folks can crush paper cups.

    What's going to happen to a nouse user? All that extra activity is going to make very strong neck muscles. Wouldn't want to piss the bloke off and get head-butted.

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    1. Re:Mega-necks by Uncle+Jimmy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The few people I know in wheelchairs have withered legs but very strong arms from all that extra arm exercise. They can crush cans with their finger tips like most folks can crush paper cups.

      One day when I was working at a petrol station a few years back, I looked outside after serving someone, and there was this guy with no legs filling up his car.

      He only just came up to about level with the top of the boot, so it looked a bit weird at first.

      Then, when he was done, he just `walked' inside using his arms like crutches (ie. put them in front a bit, swing the body through, repeat), paid (I had to take the credit card receipt around the counter for him to sign, he couldn't reach it) and left. Pulled himself up into the car and drove off.

      That guy had some serious arm muscles.

  92. And the plural... by TRS80NT · · Score: 1

    will be "nice".
    Just like the plural of mouse is mice.
    Dammit.

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  93. All Fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until someone pokes an eye out.

    Don't think we'll be gaming on the 'noose' either. How aboot that noose, eh?

  94. mispronounciation by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

    I read "nouse" and heard "noose" in my head. Then I saw mention that this would solve the problem with those disabled people...

    I feel dirty.

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  95. oh boy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Oral sex will never be the same

  96. So to emulate three buttons by e_armadillo · · Score: 0

    you would blink both eyes?

  97. Yeowl! by TooLazyToLogon · · Score: 1

    Now I got carpel tunnel neck syndrome. And I think my nose is out of joint.

  98. effect on gaming by ChickenBlood · · Score: 1

    Just think of how that would affect FPS gaming. Accuracy wouldn't be based on being able to point at the target, but being able to simply look at it and follow it. Guess accusations of using aimbots would spike.

  99. Flouse by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I am still waiting for a Guesture Mouse. I crave to be able to flip off a Windows box 3 times to have it reboot.

    "I am not being rude, Sir, it's just tech support duties."

  100. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Canadian researchers have found a drastic increase in cases of computer users with Tourette's syndrom.

  101. W-era interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A "noose" interface would allow prisoners to surf the web while dangling from Iraqi bridges (*duck*)

  102. Dilema by fcolari · · Score: 2, Funny

    The pretty girl in the cubicle across from me-- is she winking at me, or just right-clicking?

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    1. Re:Dilema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nasal sex?

  103. am i the only one... by s4m7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... who noticed the name of this thing is "No-Use"?

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  104. RSI in eyelids? by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

    I think this could also be quite useful for the average office lackey like me!

    Can you imagine the hellish predicament you'd be in if you developed the equivalent of carpal tunnel syndrome in your eyelids? In order to rest your lids enough to heal, you'd probably have to choose between leaving your eyes closed and thus being temporarily blind, and wearing some sort of yet-to-be-invented protective device that would let you keep them open all the time.

    Yes, I know, carpal tunnel syndrome is due to inflamed tendons and nerves in your wrist, and you don't have those parts in your eyelids. Nevertheless, your eyelids have a well established and important job to do. Making them do double duty as a 'nouse' button or other input device seems risky. In addition to potentially overworking the muscles, I can see damage to the surface of the eyes coming from consistant, long-term over-blinking or under-blinking.

    Certainly, there are people for whom some risk to the eyes is a small price to pay for a way to communicate with others and control their environment. Able-bodied geeks, though, would probably be wise to move around a bit more rather than less. If you're just looking for an alternative to hand-actuated mice, try an input device like the footmouse instead.

    1. Re:RSI in eyelids? by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      "In addition to potentially overworking the muscles, I can see damage to the surface of the eyes coming from consistant, long-term over-blinking or under-blinking."

      There are people with nervous tics who constantly blink... I happen to know one such person, and he blinks a good 5x more often then anyone I've ever known.

      As far as I know he has excellent vision and his constant rapid blinking hasn't deteroriated his eyes or eyelids any.

  105. eat soup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >eat soup so that's what they call it these days.

  106. OH NO! by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    There once was a thing called a Mouse,
    replaced by that called a Nouse
    but dont be to smug -
    it may still have bugs,
    and again your a geek to your spouse.

  107. How does a "Nouse" deal with this scenario? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine when you are looking at the picture of a beautiful girl, but the cursor keeps covering the important area. ;-)

  108. Stupid by DannyiMac · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this is so interesting. A computer can be controled by any body part. One could probably move the mouse by kegeling if they wanted.

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  109. Anyone remember The Electric Company? by craXORjack · · Score: 1
    'Faster than a rolling O. Stronger than silent E, able to leap capital T in a single bound. It's a word. It's a plan. It's Letterman.'

    By removing the N from the mouse that Spellbinder had turned into a nouse, and replacing it with an 'H', Letterman turns the nouse into a house!

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    1. Re:Anyone remember The Electric Company? by tepples · · Score: 1

      It's a word. It's a plan. It's Letterman.'

      I'm tempted to try to make a bad joke about a late-night talk show host.

  110. That would definately leave both hands free by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    for... uh.. other things that you... uh.. need two .. hands..uh for.. on the comp - uh.. forget it.

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  111. Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It looks like you're trying to masturbate! Would you like me to load:

    * Your porn collection
    * An AIM conversation with a guy pretending to be female
    * Recommended self pleasuring techniques database
    * Featured lubricant merchants

  112. Ergonomics myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Myth: Our eyeballs like white backgrounds
    Truth: Redmond is lazy

    Looking at CRTs and now flat panels it has occured to me I have been looking at a light bulb for this last 25 years.

    Why? Redmond couldn't figure out how to print from the screen any other way..

    Don't think this doesn't mater - just try it.

    So back to the point, just another thing to distract us, a mouse that can't get out of the way of our reading.

    Now just think if it was gender aware.

  113. Nouse? by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 1

    I haven't had much success with them. I tried one out, but it was nouse. Sorry, I couldn't help it. :-D

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  114. Winking by $exyNerdie · · Score: 1

    Users would move a cursor around a computer screen by moving their nose and blinking instead of clicking a conventional mouse

    Can you imagine winking all day at the computer screen ? Most of it would be left eye wink to simulate left click (unless both eyes = left click, right eye wink = right click)!!

  115. To lose weight faster, dance off the pounds by tepples · · Score: 1

    If you want to lose more weight, try upgrading your computer with DDR. Instead of controlling the machine with your hands or even your nose, you let your feet do the walking.

  116. BSD is dead by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Witchcraft confirms

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  117. Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    less body movement is still a better replacement.

    Let me guess, you're american, right?

  118. I invented something simmilar by Zarf · · Score: 1

    for use in the ImmersaDesk system. I called it "Head Woggle Navigation" and the user's head attitude synced up display navigations with wand input (3d mouse) never caught on though. But I do see things like this from time to time.

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  119. Maybe not the best idea? by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    Though this may be helpful for disabled people, it could be more annoying than productive to the average user. Hands are controlled extremely voluntarily, and we are accustomed to using our hands for pointing, writing, and other detail-oriented tasks.

    However, we often move our eyes and head without thinking about it. Count how many times you blink--what if blinking was interpretted as a mouse click? You'd have to hold your head perfectly still to keep the cursor in one place; however, you need only take your hand off the mouse to do the same. Which is easier?

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  120. Ergonomics by neirboj · · Score: 1

    less body movement is still a better replacement.

    Um, isn't less movement bad? Blood flow is good. Variety of motion is good. No motion is not variety. Standing up and stretching every fifteen minutes is great.

  121. Do you really think... by johannesg · · Score: 1

    ...they'll give you enough roupe to hang yourself?

  122. Ummm by I7D · · Score: 1
    As for the "accidental" porn surfing comments, I think a disabled person's porn experience might go as follows:

    1) Download naughty images
    2) Curse yourself because you can't use your hands
    3) ???

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  123. Oh by I7D · · Score: 1


    Btw, I'll be in hell if anybody needs me

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  124. Whiplash by bedford · · Score: 1

    Just imagine playing doom 3 and something jumping out at you from the shadows 90 degrees to the right. Sounds like neck trauma to me. I'm twitchy enough while I'm in front of the computer.

  125. Oblig. Monty Pythons quote by o'reor · · Score: 1

    from the Life of Brian: Man 1 Don't you swear at my wife! Cheeky I was only asking her to shut up so we'd hear what he's saying, big nouse! Wife 1 Don't you call my husband big nouse! Cheeky Well he has got a big nouse! Man 2 Could you be quiet, please? What was that? Cheeky I don't know, was too busy talking to big nouse. ...

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  126. Did these people really think about the name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, seriously, think about it. It's called nouse. You can easily imagine the space and have it go from nouse to "no use". How are you going to market something that's "no use"?

  127. you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut up

    i hate it when you talk

  128. No FUD but this guy is walking on thin ice by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    He'll get geud just like the poor Opti-Grab inventor was.

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  129. blinking replacing mouse clicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could it not be damaging to the eyes to be blinking in rapid sucession?

    it feels uncomfortable just doing it for a few seconds to me.

  130. You still get to use the keyboard by Gopal.V · · Score: 1

    Imagine a guy sleeping on the keyboard , with his chin firmly on the space key and right hand on the numpad ENTER key :)

    Oh, if I stand on my chair I can see at least 7 guys down the aisle like this ....

    Back to topic, so how about using the keyboard with a nose ?

  131. What about Gestures? by displague · · Score: 1

    With gestures enabled you would get a little neck workout when you want to reload a page in Opera/FireFox..

    Can this really be good? I would think all those micromovements wouldn't be good for your brain (constant rattling) or your neck. Not to mention you'ld look inflicted by the black shakes.

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  132. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suffer from RSI (what Americans incorrectly call WRULD - it doesn't have to be work related, or upper limb). I've been living with it (and kept my career) for over 10 years (10 years since diagnosis, so probably 12 or 13 years total).

    RSI is caused by lots of repetitive small movements and is made worse by poor body posture.

    Given that your nose isn't designed for pointing
    I can only assume the pointing is done by subtle
    movements of the head. Thus putting the "small" movements and tension into the neck. The neck isn't designed for this, its designed for gross
    motor movements under concious control and subtle movements under subconcious control (like just allowing you to look where you want - you don't think about having to do that, you just do it).

    As for you eyes, well presumably blinking will be
    akin to clicking - well studies already show that
    the average computer user doesn't blink enough (roughly half of what a paper-reader blinks). This
    increases eye strain and eye-dryness. Both bad things. If this device is going to encourage to
    blink less to avoid clicking, well...

    Interesting idea, but even worse health consequences than a keyboard. Get a split keyboard
    and a good mouse, learn to sit properly and learn to type.

  133. Undergraduate Thesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hasn't anyone seen my undergraduate thesis? Its also HCI, but using hand gestures.

    http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/i/d/idg101/thesi s/Thesis-Unsigned.pdf

  134. Thanks! by Da+VinMan · · Score: 1

    Very cool post. Thank you! I may have to try this for myself. (Have to buy a compatible webcam first I guess!)

    Hopefully someone mods you up more..

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  135. Carpal Neck Syndrome by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1
    Carpal = "pertaining to the bones in the wrist" Of course, I don't even know if there is a "neck tunnel."

    There is one. It is called the spine.

    1. Re:Carpal Neck Syndrome by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > There is one. It is called the spine.

      Duh, yeah, that would probably be it :)

      Spinal Tunnel Syndrome.

  136. bowl :) by phyruxus · · Score: 1

    that's good :) I like that. heh heh

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  137. Sure... by notthe9 · · Score: 1

    The Nouse is so going to replace the mouse. And we are going to change the way we build cities because some dude was too lazy to stick enough wheels on his scooter.

    I sit at the computer hours at a time. I eat, drink I cup my head in my hands, I sneeze, I could, I blink... we are in much better control with out hands, and it is impractical to use things that we have less control over as primary input devices.