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  1. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    I can't tell you how common that one is although it sounds like you know from experience.

    Sir, to be able to help you, I need your cooperation. Now, tell me, how often do you experience this particular problem?

  2. Re:Har har har on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I did the only thing I could think of: I checked with my boss to see if he knew where a Geiger counter could be found.

    o_O That's what I imagine your boss looked like, hearing that from you as you returned from a supposedly peaceful support mission. For a moment, he probably wondered if you would go on with "We also need gas masks, explosives and guns, lots of guns. The fire exit at the back is safe for now - guide women and children there NOW.". Who knows what can emerge from the more distant facilities in this wicked office building.

  3. Where spam goes to rest on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The central computer unit of my university has become populated by less clueful individuals lately. This summer they decided it was a good idea to move mail handling over to Windows computers running Exchange or whatever they call it. One of the consequences was that spam filtering did not work very well anymore, especially for one professor at my division who was suddenly getting unheard-of amounts of spam. So this day, he came into office checked his correspondance and burst out in the corridor, shouting "Gah, 8000 mails!". Poor soul, I doubt he ever found the real ones in that pile.

    I think I know where spam comes from now - Microsoft Exchange.

  4. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    ... I will be rich when I invent a device to stab someone in the face over the internet.

    People in category 4 will still be safe, though.

  5. What is a "controller"? on Avoiding Wasted Time With Prince of Persia · · Score: 1

    Is it a physical device or the mapping of keys to actions in the game?

  6. Re:I cracked it... on FBI Issues Code Cracking Challenge · · Score: 1

    "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"

    That must be the solution to the elliptic curve cipher.

  7. Re:Result on FBI Issues Code Cracking Challenge · · Score: 1

    stupendous

    I will not tolerate them calling me names!

  8. Government patents on NSA Patents a Way To Spot Network Snoops · · Score: 1

    How can a governmental agency hold patents anyway? Otherwise they wouldn't have any incentive to invent things that will eventually be useful to the public, or what?

  9. I know this guy on Scientists Build Neonatal Incubator From Car Parts · · Score: 1

    who is an uncurable petrolhead. It's like he was born in the engine compartment of an automobile.

  10. Re:Correlation is not causation on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who don't understand statistics and scientific research methods, but like to pretend they are the smartest people on earth, love to say that phrase, just remember that.

    I'm in good company, then. I'll remember that.

    Btw, I only tried to be funny. Mabye I failed; we'll have to wait for the modding.

  11. Re:Glossy Paper and Printers on Using Speed Cameras To Send Tickets To Your Enemies · · Score: 1

    Shit, go to www.4chan.org and troll the /b/ forum.

    That would place him firmly in category 4. People so stupid they shouldn't be allowed access to the internet.

    I thought that was what "4chan" stood for. Isn't it?

  12. Correlation is not causation on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 4, Funny

    just remember that.

  13. Re:GCC changes on Wine Goes 64-Bit With Wine64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What are the Windows and Linux calling conventions?

  14. What is an energy secretary? on Nobel Prize Winning Physicist As Energy Secretary · · Score: 1

    (Stupid lameness filter!)

  15. Re:Dreaming... on Bjarne Stroustrup On Educating Software Developers · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. Software, like any other engineered system, will break when subjected to forces in excess of what it was designed to tolerate.

    I can't be sure, but I think you parent meant that with software, there are no such "forces". In principle, every possible situation can be accounted for when constructing the program.

  16. Re:Seen it coming on Gaming In Sweden Bigger Than Football and Hockey · · Score: 1

    It has to do with the fact that it's played on foot, as opposed to other historical games that were played on horseback.

    Anyone up for some horseball? Kick the horseball! etc.

  17. Re:Some essentials on Good Physics Books For a Math PhD Student? · · Score: 1

    I can recommend mathematical physics texts, but I get the impression you want the missing background for understanding. Hope this is helpful.

    If you don't mind, I would love to hear those suggestions. Thank you.

  18. Re:misread the subject on NVIDIA Makes First 4GB Graphics Card · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read that as 4*MB* video card.

    I fucking hate the beginning of work weeks.

    Working hard, I see.

  19. Re:what is a central theorem? on Achieving Mathematical Proofs Via Computers · · Score: 4, Funny

    on the way to building a silicon mathematician.

    I think we have one at our department. He's, like, very stiff.

  20. Re:what is a central theorem? on Achieving Mathematical Proofs Via Computers · · Score: 1

    Godel of course proved that you can never have a complete list of all true statements in mathematics.

    I didn't know that was what he really proved, but in any case, why do we have to bring up Godel every time it comes to automated proving? Godel surely doesn't forbid us to search for proofs of a given statement, or even search for new theorems, if we can (in some automated fashion) determine if they are interesting or not.

    And how do I enter non-ASCII characters? >-(

  21. Re:I never knew that command on (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The original Bell Labs man pages completely described the system from the point of view of an administrator or user. The only better documentation was the source.

    Would you produce an example of such a man page, so that we may admire it?

  22. Aren't all currencies virtual? on China To Begin Taxing Profits From Virtual Currencies · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I mean, none of them are given by laws of nature. Mabye one backed by gold or similar would count as not virtual?

  23. Re:My Opinion (From an Anabaptist Perspective) on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    someone that blatantly lied to the world about the roots of his Christianity.

    I never heard about that. Could you point to somewhere for more on the subject?

  24. Re:FiveThirtyEight on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    FiveThirtyEight.com jacked up Obama's odds of winning to 98.1%

    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.
    I will not confuse odds with probability.

  25. Re:Why not? on GFDL 1.3 Is Out, Allows Migration To CC · · Score: 1

    Hello!

    The "Stalin attitude" of Stallman's, that you mention in your sig, what does it refer to? I don't want to start a flame war, or even oppose you, I just thought that hearing your point of view might adjust my own opinion.