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  1. Re:Telemarketing on Caller ID Spoofing for the Masses · · Score: -1

    Nah, I'm voting Nader oh wait

  2. Re:Telemarketing on Caller ID Spoofing for the Masses · · Score: -1

    That's why I always tell them I'm voting Communist Party all the way. Really pisses off the RNC people.

  3. "AI nowadays is probably fairly safe" on Battle Roomba Tractor · · Score: -1

    Gee, thanks for dooming us to a certain death asshole

  4. Re:Oil? on Titan's Alien Thunder · · Score: -1

    "The clouds of ethanol in outer space don't make me assume that there are deep-space breweries, for example."

    I'm trying to decide between a joke about a bunch of drunken aliens cruising around the galaxy or the new Budweiser-Seagrams X-Prize.

  5. Re:Brandon Routh? on Superman Set To Fly · · Score: -1

    Rumor is Kevin Spacey will be the bad guy.

    So Superman dies in this one? Kevin Spacey scares the hell out of me.

  6. "Issues" song on Hannu H. Kari Gives The Internet 2 More Years · · Score: 0

    You've got issues!
    Issues!
    Crazy fuckin issues...

  7. Re:Heather Graham? on EQ2 Voiced By Hollywood Actors · · Score: -1

    mmmmmm...Heather Graham. I love her. Not the stalky kind of love, just love.

  8. #3 on Mt. St. Helens Magma Reaches Surface · · Score: -1

    If lava flows to California, I'm going to have to rethink this atheist thing.

  9. Re:Simplified Explanation on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: -1

    I know what you mean! Whoever thunk that horse meat would be so greasy?

  10. Re:Quantum register vs IBM quantum "computer" ? on German Scientists Create 5 qubit Quantum Register · · Score: -1

    Yes, but can I play "Pong" on it?

  11. So on Car With A Mind Of Its Own -- Part 2 · · Score: -1

    Might be an asshole, but I have more sense than to drive a ford.

  12. My Karma's shot to hell anyway... on Spyware Fines OKed By House · · Score: -1

    Is he the lone Jewish member?

  13. Re:The X-15 on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: -1

    This is /.

    You can't say "shit stinks." here without 25 people saying it smells like roses.

  14. Re:368,000 ft, not 328,000 on SpaceShipOne Captures the X Prize · · Score: -1

    Can you really blame them for being pissy about broadcasting it? I mean, shit, they just got their asses handed to them once by the Chinese, now by private citizens.

  15. Re:Country music and suicide rates on 2004 Ig Nobel Prizes Announced · · Score: -1

    No, but I'd certainly prefer hearing arguing herrings to country any day.

  16. Re:blah on Nerdorama for All Your Geeky Needs · · Score: -1

    It
    was
    a
    fucking
    joke.

  17. Re:blah on Nerdorama for All Your Geeky Needs · · Score: -1

    Not exactly. .com is for the United States; .us stands for Ukraine State since the United Kingdom already had .uk.

  18. Re:Light on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: -1

    Not to mention a sense of humor.

  19. #1 Unasked question on Ask Green Party Presidential Candidate David Cobb · · Score: -1

    Have you written your concession speech yet?

  20. Re:for the love of god, on Mysterious Force Affects Pioneer 10 & 11 Probes · · Score: -1

    Man, you must be such a sore looser at Jeoprady!

  21. Re:On MSNBC Too! *sigh* on Genesis Capsule Crashes; Chutes Blamed · · Score: -1

    Well, at least they didn't go with their original headline, "Shit Happened At NASA". I bet The Onionis gonna have a field day with this fucker.

  22. GD Michael! 2002 August 11 on Composite Of Earth At Night · · Score: -1

    Shit, that's gotta be a record for Mikey...

  23. Re:I forgot... on VOIP Progress To Be Hobbled By Wiretap Costs? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Around the same time GW Bush stole...err, Ashcroft might be watching...I mean WON the last election.

  24. In addition... on Judges Junk Jailcam · · Score: -1

    Gay pr0n fans everywhere are outraged.

  25. Re:Messenger on FTC Bars Popup Backdoor Ads · · Score: -1

    I'll even send you a free cigarette lighter to build your firewall with.