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Hannu H. Kari Gives The Internet 2 More Years

erick99 writes "Dr. Hannu Kari says the Internet will will collapse in 2006 as reported in an article on ARS Technica. Yes, this is the same Dr. Kari who has predicted doom before, but it is still an entertaining read and there is more than a grain of truth in his reasoning." Reader Titney writes adds a couple of excerpts from an article on NewsRoom Finland: "The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold. ... When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks"

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  1. If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by stecoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Until Netcraft confirms it I wont believe it. I'll back check in two years at http://www.netcraft.com to verify his findings.

    -- a 2006 web odyssey

    1. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

      no kidding! hehe

      the public pain threshhold? WTF is this guy talking about? The internet allows you to sift through the crud pretty quickly to get to what you need. Maybe he meant Orkut will collapse in 2 years?

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    2. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The internet allows you to sift through the crud pretty quickly to get to what you need.

      Like SPAM?

    3. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by geeber · · Score: 3, Informative

      This new collapse will probably look much like the last one that was predicted...

    4. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Time to start backing up the internet.

      --
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    5. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know how I seem to not have a problem with spam like every one else does. It's simple any place that asks for an email address that you would rather not give them, use a hotmail account that you don't care about, a simple few letter account. I often let my account expire and just go back and reestablish it when I need to get QuickTime or real player again. In my other accounts that I don't give out liberally I maybe get 1 or two spam letters a week... What do you people do that get 100's of spam letters a day?

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    6. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by davesplace1 · · Score: 1

      In two years everyone will have forgotten this report and Hannu H. Kari can come out with another gloom and doom report, like the world will run out of air in two years :0.

    7. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by guyjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certainly the "public pain threshold" was reached long ago on T.V., and longer ago before that on radio, and still, we've got our boob tubes, and ear jocks every morning, afternoon, and night.

      The public doesn't really care about advertising, in whatever form it comes. Certainly not enough, anyway, to give up their lazy lifestyles of channel surfing and station tuning.

    8. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by TFGeditor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comments like this make me embarrassed to be a geek (albeit an old one).

      Not everyone has the luxury of "hiding" their email address. For many of us, our work *requires* making our email address public--even to the point of posting it on a website. In my case, it also appears in a magazine each month.

      So, get off your high horse and take a peek at the real world. You will see things that utterly amaze.

      --
      Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
    9. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

    10. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by uuilly · · Score: 1

      Is the internet going to commit Hannu Kari?

    11. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by toggles · · Score: 0

      it starts when other people enter your email address into a website to send you a 'funny'...
      or some trojan/spam software sifts through peoples outlook address book and collects the addresses...

      there are many many ways to become infested with spam without doing anything except making the mistake of giving your email address to your friends/family...

    12. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I donno. It's already a pain in the ass to find anything generic on Google, Yahoo, what have you. Instead you get a thousand and one fake "Search Engine" sites, that have googlebombed their way up the rankings. It works for very, VERY specific querys still, but even then, you'll get at least 1 page in the top 10 that's like www.findsearchmonkey-hotwomansex-freetvfreesatteli tefreecabletv-makemoneynow.com/.html

      Email is slowly going the way of Usenet -- there's discussion going on, but there's a lot more junk than discussion. Eventually Email will be that crazy thing those old time geeks use, while everyone else uses, well, something else.

      So if you can't communicate because of spam, and you can't find anything because of spam, then it becomes a pain in the ass to use the Internet, and that's what he means by Public Pain Threshold. When the general public decides that it's too big of a pain in the ass to do anything on the Internet, the Internet will start to shrink.

    13. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Cylix · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah,

      They wanted to do that at work. I simply refused to publicly display any of our email addresses. The last account/address they had was a spam fest because of this.

      So, I coded a simple web form for placing comments. The webform message allows someone to supply a reply to address and then its sent off to everyone who needs to respond to it.

      What's really funny... one day.. someone actually cut and pasted their spam into the webform. (I went to the persons website... they were not remotely technically inclined)

      It's very easy to get in touch with us via email and this technique really impairs harvesting.

      --
      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    14. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Explain to your PHB that making your email public is waisting productivity. Over a week time figure out how much time you are waisting on email multipy it by 50 (assume 2 week vacation) then multiply your salary to this combined time. If your department or the hole company has about the same amount of spam then mulitply their average salaris * the number of people. Also bring up possible things such as deleting good mail that is mixed with the hordes which could result in loss buisness. So after you show him the expence of Spam, Then offer him a solution and the cost to implement (make sure the implementation cost is less then your spam cost) Like say fill out a (Properly Made, with no hitches that allows people to email anyone in the world) Web Form that then emails the results to you.

      PHB think in terms of $ not technology or anoyance. So if you show them that they can save money by a simple change in policy, Your PHB will look good to his PerHB (Pointier Haired Boss) You will look good for showing good company initative and tring to save expences and impove productivity. And you will have less SPAM.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    15. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the real world people filter.

      I've never had any problems giving out my email address. Junk goes in the spam filter, which I clean out once a month (when I admined for a company we had someone check every 2-3 days but never had any FPs to my knowledge).

      I get maybe 1 spam gets through the filters in a week. Easy to handle.

    16. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by igzat · · Score: 0

      This is just some sensations B.S., this guy is trying to get his 15 mins of fame. It's like Y2k all over again, 'cept in a lesser form. Don't believe the hype.

    17. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I actually agree a lot with this. It will probably be something like icq that allows real-time IM's while users are online, but leaving messages to be picked up later if they are offline.

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    18. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the public pain threshhold? WTF is this guy talking about?

      Yeah, if that were all it took, television would be as extinct as travel by zeppelin.

    19. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Bz3rk · · Score: 1

      So is this before or after California falls into the ocean, the ice caps melt, and the giant asteroid hits the earth? /didn't RTFA

    20. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by bsd4me · · Score: 1

      What do you people do that get 100's of spam letters a day?

      I have had my permanent email address since 1993 or so. Changing it would be a very big hassle, but it was snagged by the early bots and I now get a ton of spam.

      --

      (S(SKK)(SKK))(S(SKK)(SKK))

    21. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny
      we had someone check every 2-3 days but never had any FPs to my knowledge

      Of course you're never going to get a First Post if you only check every 2-3 days! You need to be checking every 2-3 minutes, at least.

    22. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1

      Guess what? It was a pain in the gluteus maximus to find anything on the internet in 1996. So? What does that prove? Google does a heck of a better job than lycos or even altavista did back then.
      I'm guessing they'll get better...(Maybe that's
      my bias towards the Python folks unnatural intelligence shining through..).

      Yes, there's more junk. But the bad news (which is what the poster is pointing to) is that it's become much more difficult to discern that it *is* junk before wasting a lot of time. Everyone and
      their granny has a cute sexy site.

      On the other hand, the old "good" sites are still there (BBC, Rob Carroll's Skeptics Dictionary etc.
      etc.).

      Personally, I *hope* the general public gets out of playing with the internet. Sorry to be elitist, but it would be far more pleasant to do anything whether it's academic or business related.

      In terms of traffic, I'd guess that the amount of spam and ZombieBot (TM) nets out there is beginning to become a serious problem. I haven't seen any figures (% trafficwise) but I'd guess it's growing fast.

      The answer is user education. Contrary to a lot of people I don't think that means "go use Linux" - because (donning asbestos butt plug) until someone
      manages to clone Windoze a la DR-DOS we will still
      be locked into a deadly embrace with the folks from Redmond...

      It would be nice if some kind historian would point out what happened when that idiot Gutenberg
      made printing presses , and the reaction at the
      time...

      (I wish I could conjure up AJP at this point...)

    23. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      two years or no,the toothpaste is out of the tube.
      Hannu will have to go to a different gypsy ball gazer after this one.

      --
      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
    24. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by laklare · · Score: 1

      I got news for you...Orkut has already collapsed. Have you used it in the last 3 months?

    25. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      no I got tired of it pretty quickly. At first I thought it was dah awesome, but now...boring. What's up with it now?

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    26. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by l0b0 · · Score: 1

      OK, everyone just sit down, lean back, and don't do a God damn thing the next two years. _Then_ I'll bet the Net will be broken. But until there is absolutely no monetary or practical value to using the Net, that's not gonna happen. It's really that easy.

    27. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i heard on the internets that bush is planning something preemtively to keep it up. you know, in case of nukular attack...

    28. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by bigpat · · Score: 1

      I think it has been mentioned in a few other comments, but the threat isn't of "collapse" it is that the Internet use and functionality will not be able to grow as we would all like it to. I think there is plenty of information, communication and interaction that is not as good as it could be on the Internet. Video, gaming, some types of information could possibly be easier to find the "threat" is that the Internet will stagnate, like the French Minitel system did. It was still useful and popular long after the Internet arrived, but its limited nature constrained its growth. In a similar way I think the Internet has found some natural impediments to growth which need to be looked at soon or else we risk stagnation and lost opportunity. The Internet will not collapse under its own weight, just slow in growth.

    29. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Usenet didn't go away. For a time it exceeded the public pain threshold and almost died. But then something amazing happened. All the spammers and trolls noticed that everyone left, so they left too. Today I can actually peruse newsgroups that have less than a 1% troll/spam ratio.

      p.s. Don't tell anyone about this though! I don't want the bastards coming back!

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    30. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      This is like the people who claim the end of the world is coming this year.

      Idiots, he should have his PHD revoked.

    31. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by pcmanjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      QUOTE: of _KiTa__ "When the general public decides that it's too big of a pain in the ass to do anything on the Internet, the Internet will start to shrink."

      Good then, let it shrink. Think I care? 99.9% of the people on the internet are idiots anyways.

      When the internet shrinks, there will be more of a ratio of people like you and me vs the idiots.

      The more intelligent people on the internet the better.

      If the internet "dies" to the general public, so will spam, etc. Then there will only be real geeks on the internet, which will be like when it started.

      This will also insinuate a "cycle" the internet gets unpopular, spamming and advertising dies out. When the spam and such dies out then people start to get in to it again, and then cycle repeats.

      Everything that goes up must come down.

    32. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      I think that it is far more likely that businesses (who have come to depend on high-speed electronic communication) would set up private, propriatory networks amongst themselves. Investment banks used to use these things before the net was widespread.

      Then the academic establishments, fed up with the amount of noise coming through, would set up their own little networks.

      Some bright spark would probably reaslise that if you joined all these private networks together, you could get a high-speed, low noise, world-wide network that was useful to everyone.

      --
      'No rational religion claims "supernatural" exists, that's an atheist slander.' - seen on slashdot.
    33. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by AndyL · · Score: 1

      That joke would have been funnier if Zepplin wasn't back in business.

    34. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nobody uses the Internet anymore; it's too crowded."

    35. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I donno. It's already a pain in the ass to find anything generic on Google, Yahoo, what have you. Instead you get a thousand and one fake "Search Engine" sites, that have googlebombed their way up the rankings. It works for very, VERY specific querys still, but even then, you'll get at least 1 page in the top 10 that's like www.findsearchmonkey-hotwomansex-freetvfreesatteli tefreecabletv-makemoneynow.com/.html

      I seriously don't understand this. I've never had any trouble with using Google to find the sites I want -- heck, I can find the website for the Hilton hotels in Paris on the first try -- and I rarely get porn sites in the top 10 unless that's what I'm looking for.

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    36. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if your from america but here were starting to get anti spam laws, if that spreads, and popup blockers become common then I think it's safe to say that the internet wil be fun again.

    37. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by renoX · · Score: 1

      > I donno. It's already a pain in the ass to find anything generic on Google.

      I disagree: don't you remember what was the situation before Google?
      It was really a pain to find anything! OK, some a*** manage sometimes to fool even Google, but still the situation has improved.

      Also the arrival of ADSL/Cable has really improved the situation, I was so fed up of slow as molasse modem (and in Europe, we were paying by the duration of the phone call!). For me, Internet's user situation has really improved with high-bandwith (well for the users which use still a modem, let's just say that I'm sorry for them).

      So ok, now there is more SPAM (anti-spam filter are doing a good job, not perfect but good), more viruses (brain, firewall, anti-virus --> quite easy to avoid those), but saying that the situation is worse than what it was before in the "good old time" before Google and high bandwith is really having a 'short memory'..

    38. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant Orkut will collapse in 2 years?

      Orkut will just migrate to some LAN in portugal.

    39. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like somebody is vulnerable to the latest IE hole...

    40. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      So, like ICQ... only not lame. Trillian-on-ICQ?

      --
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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    41. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My email address is public, and I use it for work. I rarely bother to obfuscate it, even when posting on Usenet.

      I see maybe two spams a day. Amazing what a decent ISP can do for you, really.

    42. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the public had reached their saturationpoint a decade ago, but it was hard for advertising execs to break old habits"

      - Paraphrased from an old story by stephenson/sterling/gibson

    43. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Less or little spam on USENET? LOL

      Not sure which groups you use, but all the pr0n-groups I use are 90% spam... It's damn hard work to look through all those pictures to weed out the spam, but it has to be done!

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    44. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Today I can actually peruse newsgroups that
      > have less than a 1% troll/spam ratio.

      Not the "good" groups, if you know what I mean.

      And, hanging out on Slashdot, I'm sure you do.

      --
      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
    45. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess I'm the opposite...

      I constantly mute commercials (and hate them with a passion), block popups (obviously), use vicious filtering on Adblock (at least 95% of them get blocked), ignore other ads (magazines, newspapers, etc), keep my email as spam-free as possible (and use vicious spam filters, such as Thunderbird's adaptive one), and other things. I hate advertisements so much that I even made a speech about it for a project once.

      If anyone is like me with this, let me know. Advertisements should really just cease to exist. I'd rather hear about a product from a friend (who actually had experience) than from some pile of shit advertisement somewhere that just pisses me off and usually makes me lean towards not buying it...

      --
      'Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pops up for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.'
    46. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on the group. pr0n is obviously going to generate spam. That's just the nature of it. I suspect product-related groups would be similar.

      But the few groups I'm using don't have this problem anymore, even though it was a horrible problem not that many years ago. These aren't necessarily tiny niche groups either, but groups that get about two to three hundred messages a day. Todays check of one of these only turned up only two spams. Needless to say, I don't want to mention them, lest the spammers discover them.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    47. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Does he have a brother named Hari?

    48. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by vleaflet · · Score: 1

      It's all about preparedness, not you believing it or not. You may not take it seriously, but meanwhile someone else will; and you will transparently keep up your quiet web surfing..

    49. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      waisting productivity
      waisting on email

      "wasting".

    50. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      The problem is most of the internet is payed for in part by the monthly fees the general public pays to get online. If there's no money to be made in it, the majority of the networks out there (including some of the backbone servers) will pack up and go home.

  2. I don't know about the rest of you ... by Mr.Surly · · Score: 0

    ... but I'm gonna hold my breath!

  3. And for anyone who believes this... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I have a bridge for sale.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...I have a bridge for sale.

      Well it may not die as in coffin dead but it may certainly morph into something completely different.

      With the onset of so many worms, trojans, and other miscellaneous exploits people are finally going to get fed up. They aren't going to switch away from Microsoft products to eliviate their problems though. Nope... What they're going to do is they're going to switch to Bill's latest and greatest achievement...

      Trusted Computing. This will be a BIOS, OS, and network interface that will be 100% secure. It will be running only "trusted" applications because Bill has certified them all. Remember those cute Windows on the corner of all pieces of hardware and software? Designed for MS Windows98? Well, this is going to be the same thing only not even the worms can run!

      See, safe, right? Well, you won't be able to be on the same Internet we have now because that's not trusted. Soon you'll be connecting to port 3128 of the trusted.proxy.microsoft.com to get your Internet.

      The "other Internet" (the one that the rest of us will be using) won't be protected, won't be trusted, and won't be supported by the Windows people.

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

    2. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 4, Funny

      The "other Internet" (the one that the rest of us will be using) won't be protected, won't be trusted, and won't be supported by the Windows people.

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      That September will finally end?
      --

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    3. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      Its been demonstrated that although people are willing to put up with microsoft products, they are unwilling to "trust" microsoft. Remember Microsoft Passport? Good idea, not too popular.

      Some relevant urls:

      http://yahoo.pcworld.com/yahoo/article/0,aid,63244 ,00.asp

      http://www.winnetmag.com/Article/ArticleID/22777/2 2777.html

      http://www.ecommercetimes.com/story/18366.html

      http://www.thestreet.com/_yahoo/tech/software/1503 776.html

    5. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. The funniest comment I've seen on Slashdot in months, and it's one of the rare times that I have no mod points.

    6. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      I agree with you about this Internet changing into a venue for underground P2P, porn, spyware and other naughty activities.
      It will become what usenet is today. A dark place where only the brave and the vets dare to venture and collect spoils of the war.

      Family internet will be accessed through a secure portal running on a trusted network.

      The funny thing is, that would make W correct in saying that terrorists are gathering on internets, because in a few years, there might actually be more than one net. (I2 for example)

      Woe to us all!

      --
      If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
    7. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by garcia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Its been demonstrated that although people are willing to put up with microsoft products, they are unwilling to "trust" microsoft. Remember Microsoft Passport? Good idea, not too popular.

      Passport was something else. You weren't required to use Passport to use the Internet. In this case, you will either A) know that you are using a trusted OS and like it because you don't want to have untrusted exploits doing damage, B) you won't know because you don't know/don't care, or C) you have moved to an untrusted OS for various reasons.

      People will continue to use MSFT products and they will likely be happy to believe the hype that trusted OSs keep them safe from terrorists, the flu even during supposed shortages of vaccinations, and worms/viruses.

    8. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by JudicatorX · · Score: 1
      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      I already have. The majority of the clueless users will migrate to the "new" internet, and all the commercially-minded crackers, spammers and scammers will follow them there and pollute it, leaving the rest of us in peace....

      --
      "It is a good divine that follows his own instructions" - Portia, The Merchant of Venice
    10. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Everyone's welcome on my own "other internet"...

    11. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange.

      Back when it was "our internet" (as you put it), there was nowhere near the amount of free information exchange as there is today, in large part DUE to contributions by companies across the world.

      Companies haven't fucked up the internet, they've given us more things we can do over the internet. The things that actually trash the internet are: script kiddies, virus writers, spammers, and evil countries.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    12. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by frisket · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Almost. It wasn't letting companies onto the network that fouled it up (nor indeed letting untrained individuals on), but letting companies take over control of the key infrastructure. Participation pro bono publico is fine, but letting for-profit entities decide what happens is a recipe for disaster.

      If Canter and Siegel had been punished properly for their crime (been barred for ever from a connection) we wouldn't be in the position we are now. If upstream and backbone sites actually enforced non-spam, non-open-relay, etc rules, we'd be closer to a fully functioning network.

      My good friend and colleague Dr Jennings was wont to say "the network is too important to be left to the networkers" -- and I still say he was wrong, dead wrong. The network is too important to be taken out of the hands of the networkers.

      And what's all this crap about back 10 to 20 years "before we had an information network"? Excuse me, but 20 years ago I was happily using BITNET, the X.25 networks, and the IP networks (hell, UUCP too if it comes to that). Slow, primitive, but it sure looked like an information network to me.

      Maybe the good doctor is confusing the Internet with the Web?

    13. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by kz45 · · Score: 1

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange

      The fact that you can make money on the Internet is why it's so popular today. Before the Internet was commericalized, it was just a bunch of universities on low-speed connections. I don't want that..do you?

    14. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Ain't gonna happen. John Q computer user is too naive to even know the problems exist, let alone be concerned about them. The only people who are getting "fed up" are geeks like us--and who listens to us, eh?

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    15. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I didn't say that letting them on the internet was the problem. I really like that part, because the web is how I like to get information, and the web is how the companies on the internet choose to present themselves to us. I'm in favor of any kind of pull technology for information, where I get to make the choices, as opposed to eating from the trough, or perhaps drinking from the fire hose. My bank, my auto insurance provider, most of my utilities, and god damned near everything else I need is on the web these days, and that's a good thing.

      As you say, the problem is that companies have control of the infrastructure. Can you imagine what it would be like if private companies had control over the interstate highway network? Utter chaos. It's bad enough with the government in charge. Some things simply should be provided by government. Such an approach is not without its problems; governmental interference telling you what you're allowed to do can easily go too far, and of course we all understand the inefficiency of government.

      Even before the web became big, some tech-savvy companies were using email to communicate with their users, or other information services. For that matter, anyone remember Bank of America "Homebanking" service? It was their own little BBS with messaging and they even distributed their own 300 baud 40-column terminals that hooked up to your TV so you could get on the service without a computer.

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    16. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by cyber0ne · · Score: 2, Funny

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      The cyber-freedom of 1998 with the connection speeds of 2006. Where do I sign up?

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    17. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1, Funny

      Companies haven't fucked up the internet, they've given us more things we can do over the internet. The things that actually trash the internet are: script kiddies, virus writers, spammers, and evil countries.

      And the average AOL user.

    18. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing that hasn't changed since the genesis of the internet, or really USENET, is the willingness of people to leap to unfounded conclusions. It's not that the companies got on the internet that meant they started destroying it; it's when they started comissioning spam (or spamming on their own), when they started getting exclusive rights to manage physical and logical infrastructure... But, you can assume anything you want. This is slashdot after all.

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    19. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

      Before them it was Netcom. There will always be someone.

    20. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Abjifyicious · · Score: 1
      Maybe a few people will adopt this "other internet" because it's "more secure" or whatever, but I suspect very few people would run servers that don't accept connections from the real net. There'll always be people with older versions of Windows or people on other platforms who refuse to switch, and because of that I doubt anyone will give up support for the real net.

      We've seen how hard it is to get the internet switched from IPv4 to IPv6. Imagine how hard things would be when you try and switch over the whole internet to something that's not even worth switching to! It just doesn't make sense. If the BIOS, OS, and network interface are "100% secure", why would you need a trusted internet?

      Oh, and in regard to that comment about MS not supporting the real net, I highly doubt it. When you look at the kind of lengths they go to in order to ensure backwards compatability, it would seem very uncharateristic of them to go and drop support for the main reason many people currently use computers.

    21. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no lie I used to be able to find something on Google first page now it's on page thirty.
      I guess I need to look at 60 different text ads and consider them each time I search.

    22. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      In this case, you will either A) know that you are using a trusted OS and like it because you don't want to have untrusted exploits doing damage,

      Except that Trusted Computing doesn't give any such guarantees. You can still be hit by a Word macro virus (it doesn't alter the binary code in memory, so there's nothing TC can do to notice it), explorer bugs (there was an exploit which made IE show only part of the URL in the address bar, allowing for social exploits) and the uncountable unexpected interactions rising from Microsoft integrating all possible features as part of their operating system core.

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    23. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by CmdrPorno · · Score: 2, Funny

      The things that actually trash the internet are: script kiddies, virus writers, spammers, and evil countries.

      You forgot "AOL users," unless AOL is an evil country.

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    24. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange.

      Yeah, damn those companies for allowing grannies to get on the internet and see a picture of their grandchildren without having to wait for it in the mail!

      Oh wait, that would come around somehow with this idealic "free exchange" idea of yours? Good luck with that.

    25. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by neoform · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you forgot domain campers.

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    26. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the whole argument hinges on this little nugget:

      "exceeds the public pain threshold."

      If that has any corelation to television ("Fear Factor" anyone?), I don't think we will ever, ever get to that threshold.

    27. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Informative

      That September will finally end?

      Wow, for just a moment that gave me hope. You cruel, cruel bastard.

      (For those saying, "WTF?", see this.)

    28. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by chrish · · Score: 1

      Heck, back up 10 years and you have... the world wide web. 1993 saw its birth.

      And before that, Gopher.

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    29. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1

      .. and so it's a safe guess that the parent poster is writing scripts for Chris Carter's next blockbuster on TV right?
      (or maybe it's Coppola).

    30. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      It means that since all clueless users won't be on the internet, it means we won't have as many security problems. And since this will still mean that at least 50% of the world will be on the old internet, any company will need to support both....

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    31. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, AOL users act as relays for script kiddies, virus writers, and spammers.

    32. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 1

      If you want to know the day of September 1993, go to : http://www.stopspam.org/faqs/endlesssept.html

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    33. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by jridley · · Score: 1

      Spyware is one of the biggest pains in the ass right now. Spam is just irritating, spyware makes computers unusable.

      Spyware is written by companies without morals.

      But in general I agree with you. I used the internet before companies got in, and it wasn't 2% as useful as it is now.

    34. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Join a university that is R&D'ing Internet 2. Speeds of 6+ Gbps = pwnage

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    35. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by danila · · Score: 1

      Why so pessimistic? How about Wikis (integrated wikis, that is), blogs and anonymous file-sharing like I2P? How about VoIP thrown in for free? All of this on a free Linux desktop? Still worried? How about flat-rate boradband pervasive 3G/WiFi Internet access? Feel better now?

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  4. so... by eobanb · · Score: 0

    yeah. two grains, then.

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  5. Cue the funeral dirge. by genericacct · · Score: 0

    You forgot BSD.

  6. The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    The first 2 times I tried to read the article, I got the message
    "Nothing to see here. Move along"
    Prescient, I think. For once, an error message that was on-topic.
    1. Re:The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by Infinityis · · Score: 0

      Not only that, it would appear that H. Kari is writing about the internet committing Hari-Kari...

      Makes me kinda glad that someone named W.M. Destruction isn't writing about the end of the world.

    2. Re:The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 1
      Parent should be modd'ed up as insightful ... in addition to being funny! ;-)

      Ummm ... so if the Internet crumbles in 2006, I may only have one year left for my halloween webcam to be on display - maybe a good thing since it got abused by both FARK and Slashdot ... but if Hulk doesn't win for president in 2004, I was hoping to do again in 2008.

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    3. Re:The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      For once, an error message that was on-topic.

      That isn't true. I've seen your same exact joke recycled countless times here.

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    4. Re:The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      That isn't true. I've seen your same exact joke recycled countless times here.
      I've never seen an article give that message before (I've seen it in journal entries after the poster has deleted it, however, but that's another story. and, since you can't comment in a deleted journal, ... :-) .
  7. Lets do that timewarp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold. ...

    Yeah, but when that happens we'll more likely timewarp back fifty or one hundred years. Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV. The penalty for being an idiot on the internet will be public beheading.

    I'm begining to look forward to 2006 now.

    1. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV.

      Right up until Ah-nold shows up and ruins everything by surviving!

    2. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but when that happens we'll more likely timewarp back fifty or one hundred years. Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV. The penalty for being an idiot on the internet will be public beheading.
      You won't have to wait until 2006.

      Some network moron is going to see this and make it into next year's reality tv show. Hopefully, it'll be a replacement for "Everybody Loves Raymond".

    3. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      Ah that is a refreashing thought! Kill the kiddies...kill the kiddies...MAHAHAHAHA

      BTW for you over-the-top morons....kiddies was refering to script kiddies and not your average joe suburbia kiddie...get a life.

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    4. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by chucumite_mutante · · Score: 0

      An after the net is dead LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN !! It's just a jump to the left ....

    5. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd much rather see the Gecko doing the Robot. And save me money on car insurance, of course.

    6. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV.

      Ehh.... I think you meant pay-per-view cable.

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    7. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The penalty for being an idiot on the internet will be public beheading.

      At which point slashdot loses 90% of its readers.

    8. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by dubl-u · · Score: 1
      Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV.
      Right up until Ah-nold shows up and ruins everything by surviving!

      Right now, he is Governator of the state with the biggest interest in terminating spammers. If he managed to start The Internet Dickwad Running Game, his job approval ratings would be through the fucking roof. I think the hard part would be arranging the extradition treaty with Florida, but perhaps he could do it like the Israelis and just send in teams of commandos to kidnap the spammers.

      Noting how popular the federal do-not-call list is, I'd guess if that he could simultaneously solve the spam problem and create a #1 reality show, he could skip "President" and go right to "Emperor".
    9. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...get a life.

      You first.

    10. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Dickwad Running Game

      Premiers November the second, don't miss it!

  8. HTML problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone notice that the beggining word(s) of each line get chopped off?
    I'm running in Mozilla. Is it happening for everyone?

    1. Re:HTML problem by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      I assume you mean only in Slashdot... then yes, occasionally I get the left margin of the main section overflowing the left navbar...

      A reload usually fixes it though...

      I believe it's related to the "all the text is scrolled one screen to the right" bug in Slashcode... Haven't looked into it though...

  9. Recursive Linking by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always wondered whether a story that mentions Slashdot in the subject would bring on a recurisve slashdotting that would result in the ultimate destruction of the internet.

    Well, it's worth a try anyway

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    1. Re:Recursive Linking by IgLou · · Score: 1

      Maybe the same thing can happen to P2P with Bittorrent. Can you imagine a recursive torrent file that calls keeps downloading itself to spell the end of P2P??? Doom! Don't tell the RIAA!

      I am kidding of course.
      I thought the mindless doomsaying was appropriate considering the topic. :D

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  10. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah yeah, I'm sure the internet is going to
    *CARRIER LOST*

  11. All together now... by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Imminent death of the net predicted. Film at Eleven.

    I predict that within one year, someone smart enough to know better will predict the demise of the Net within 2 years. Can I have my "Professional Futurologist" badge now?

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    1. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's a citation for that quote. The Internet. On the edge of collapse since 1981.

    2. Re:All together now... by Megaweapon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh I'm sure it will last until this newfangled "Y2K" thing hits, I hear that will REALLY kill things.

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    3. Re:All together now... by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that one. Why AC though? You didn't write the RFC did you?

    4. Re:All together now... by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

      Nice one. But we all know it's Apple that has been dying since 1981.

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    5. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, some think that while overblown, at least a few of the problems that would have happened with Y2K were prevented precisely because everyone over-reacted and fixed things.

      I'm not saying planes were going to fall out of the sky, but there might have been the odd disruption for sewage, water, or electricity.

      Of course - we'll never know :)

    6. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the net can survive those animated gifs masquerading as some sort of user interface, then I think we are safe for at least a fiver.

    7. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I replied AC because I was the original poster, and didn't want to appear to be karma whoring.

  12. Great by Salo2112 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    BSD is dead and now this....

    1. Re:Great by networkBoy · · Score: 0

      " BSD is dead"

      Long live BSD
      -nB

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    2. Re:Great by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      way to waste mod points on a karma modifier dumbass(es)!
      I thought it was a funny joke!
      you know:
      The king is dead, long live the king!

      BSD is dead, long live BSD!
      I realize if I have to explain the joke it was not sufficiently funny but geeze the mods bug me sometimes
      [/rant]

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  13. two? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I thought the standard for technology predictions was five (5) years.

  14. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is nothing to see here. Move along."

    It's started already!

  15. He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by BaldGhoti · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who didn't RTFA (like the editor), he was indeed predicting the end of the internet back in 2001. However, he was predicting that there were five years left. So he's been consistent on 2006.

    Not that he's, yanno, sane or anything, but at least he's consistent.

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    1. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and I so hope he is right.

      there is such a huge boatload of crap out here that I hope that it get's to a point that the average human runs away from it.

      Because the Average Human is the cause of the problems of the Internet.

      Does the average human take care of their pc? NO.
      Does the Average human have the ability to not do something stupid like continue to foreward chain letters and hoaxes? NO.

      I can go on for days, but in the end it's the "average" users that cause all that is wrong with the internet. If they go away, things will settle back down to normal.

      I for one can not wait.

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    2. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by micromoog · · Score: 2, Interesting
      there is such a huge boatload of crap out here that I hope that it get's to a point that the average human runs away from it.

      How does this affect you at all? Presumably, you know where to find the stuff you like, so why does it matter that there are tons of highly commercial, fluff-filled sites out there?

    3. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why not just make your own network now and only let people you deem worthy on it now. what? no one wants to be on your elitist network? pity....

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    4. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry but the "average" human internet existed for a long time...

      it's call AOL.

      I also wait for the migration of the braindead to go back there.

      and YES, I think there should be a internet license. you have to prove that you are not stupid to get a computer on the internet without a firewall and other protection systems designed to protect others from you.

    5. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when we have people in the internet that CAN NOT USE GOOGLE, then we have a major problem.

      Yes we need to get rid of these "mee too" ankle-biters called the general public.

      the internet was NOT made for the general public.

      Prodigy and AOL were.

      I suggest they go back there.

    6. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is because of those "Average Humans" that the Internet is so cheap and ubiquitous. If the "Average Human" doesn't use it anymore, then it will be back to a R&D and university domain. Everyone else will be excluded by the market forces.

      Of course the while argument is silly because the telecom providers are migrating their voice traffic to go over the Internet and will offer VoIP services. That part isn't going away (and the Web isn't either).

    7. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by dubl-u · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because the Average Human is the cause of the problems of the Internet.

      The way I look at it, if the rest of us were really so superior, we would have build in advance technologies that an average human could use well.

    8. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by stoborrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you mean like the idiots these people were replying to?

    9. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      I had something, but I slipped in the bathroom and now it's gone. ..back to the deep fryer....

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    10. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it's call AOL

      > I also wait for the migration of the braindead to go back there.

      > and YES, I think there should be a internet license

      Were you, by any chance, involved in the translation of Zero Wing?

    11. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as there are stupid users using the Internet it will never die. It's just a comunity of stupid users, some are just less stupid than others

      Case in point: People still BUY microsoft

    12. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by kinnunen · · Score: 1
      Not that he's, yanno, sane or anything, but at least he's consistent.

      Isn't that the Bush campaign slogan?

    13. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      One of the greatest marvels of the 20th century and a segment of the population wants to deny access?

      I wonder if these same people would have destroyed the Gutenberg press seeing as the same technology that gave me a $20 leather-bound copy of the complete works of Shakespeare also gives me MAD magazine.

      Find it deliriously funny that the quote un quote technologically savvy would be so ignorant of how any new tech disrupts the social fabric. I mean didn't the Gutenberg press pretty much herald the end of the Dark Ages?

      It's nice to know some people would have us return.

    14. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Gone to a bookstore lately and looked at some of the drivel on the shelves there? How about fringe scientific research, Holocaust denial, cult religion? All of that was around before the net. The net is just a mirror of what's already there. The only difference is you can accesses it a lot more easily than before.

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    15. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I already joined my new network! Lets hope no one finds out!

      www.prosco.net

  16. Business Purposes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes...

    And here I thought that the only businesses doing fairly well on the IntraWeb these days were pr0n publishers.

    Hey, you and I *both* know that they're the ones that drive technology these days.

    1. Re:Business Purposes by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      I run a website that sells ~ $500k a month of airtime and cellphone accesories, and growing steadily. Internet is just fine for doing business. Maybe what you need is a good business plan and stop using the internet "doom" as a scape goat for any .com that goes bankrupt

  17. Re:GNAA announces victory over mbonig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boost his page rank, why don't you, you bastards.

  18. But after the internet rapture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we all get fiber in heaven with no caps.

    1. Re:But after the internet rapture... by T0mWil5on · · Score: 1

      Which would be Hell for those of us prone to bad hair days and who might be 75 miles from the nearest rest area or off ramp.

  19. Just me? by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I read the title of this post, I thought it was referring to someone who'd taken as his alias the John Lovitz character from SNL:
    On Hershel, on Moishe, on Schlomo...

    Says Hannu K. Hari, eight days a year

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    1. Re:Just me? by selderrr · · Score: 1

      being a bit dyslectic, I read Hannu K. Hari as Haiku-something, so I skipped it right away. Don't ask how I got here

    2. Re:Just me? by eclectro · · Score: 1


      That rminds me, I want to pull out the decorations for the hanukkah bush early this year.

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  20. Yeah and... by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... when Y2K hits the world will end... oh wait...

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  21. Already happened on a limited scale. by etymxris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For example, I used to enjoy debates on newsgroups, but last I checked (several years ago), they were just full of trash. The topics I was interested in had been largely abandoned by those that were actually knowledgable in the fields due in great part to this.

    Another example is Yahoo message boards. Here we see what the lack of pretty much any moderation entails. Spam infested, crapflood infested, it's pretty difficult to get any meaningful discussion there.

    I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

    1. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Benwick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Newsgroups have been trashed. Once back around 1992 they were practically a gathering of experts all around the world (and the occasional fringe wacko); now they're nothing but spam and all discussion is by fringe wackos (who don't know how to tell spam, trolling, and flaming from real responses). So the *interpersonal* aspects of the Internet may be doomed. E-mail spam, IM spam, etc. threaten those technologies.

      But the Internet is a lot of different things. The use of the Internet as, effectively, a billboard, with controlled content (moderation, web editing, etc), is not really at risk. BBC News is not at risk, nor are most generally non-interactive websites.

      So much for the electronic frontier. Anarchy is always good until you have actual people involved.

    2. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

      See, but that is the problem. With heavy moderation comes groupthink and censor of ideas that the group might not like. This is what was great about newsgroups 10 years ago when I first discovered them. There was no censorship, but the level of rubbish was fairly low. Today, like you mentioned it's mostly trash.

    3. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I totally agree. The internet is currently full of morons, spammers, and 14 year old kids with a big chip on their virtual shoulders. That forces those of us with something to say to invite-only IRC channels, strictly registered forums, etc. This hurts search engines because the true meat of info that we're sharing can't be catalogued.

      I hope that things go back to the BBS days. Back when people ran BBS's, you had to login, give the admin very personal information (including a working telephone number), and eventually the admin would call you. You'd TALK to the owner LIVE and he'd decide if you got on or not. If there was a problem, you might have spoken to him again, live.

      If I ever start a forum anywhere, I'm definitely doing things this way. It's more personal than shooting off emails.

    4. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      With heavy moderation comes groupthink and censor of ideas that the group might not like.

      Maybe not. If moderation was distributed randomly, rather than as an reward for "good behavior", with no person allowed to moderate for longer than a certain time interval, things might not be so bad. Pests could be banned by black-balling --- say everyone has 1 black-ball to spend per every 2 months (non-cumulative). Then, if some troll gets 10 blackballs within that time frame, they're outta there!

      Just a thought. I'm not going to implement it.

    5. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Man, you are so right on topic.
      Unmoderated forums are also becoming worthless.
      IMDB for example seems to be filled for the most part with trolls and kids.
      Gaming forums are filled with either kids or buffoons.
      The day we start seeing sigs like:
      P4 HT 3.4GHz
      512 MB 2700 Kingston RAM

      etc. etc.
      on slashdot is the day I'm checking out.

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    6. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by jfengel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While I lament the death of Usenet as a tool, many of its purposes have been subsumed by the Web. Slashdot itself is a key example. For various software products company web boards have replaced the Usenet group.

      That's not just due to the the flamers there are also technological reasons. Usenet is a store-and-forward system; it's replicated all over the place (usually at your ISP). That was crucial when even the high-speed lines between service providers were 56kbps, but today you can go to a single site from anywhere and get decent response time. The distributed system made it slow and unreliable.

      Web sites also have the advantage over Usenet in that you can use a single tool that you already have to access it. You don't need to install special software. It's true that most Windows users already have Outlook, but wouldn't know how to configure it.

      I do lament the death of Usenet. There are many things it does better than the web sites do. Back in the day I could go to comp.lang.apl and confer with reliable experts on APL. And actually that's still true for some newsgroups, the obscurer the better. But at this point the death of Usenet is recursive: I don't go there because nobody else goes there. I'll sometimes use Google Groups to search it for answers to a question, but since I'm not posting to it nobody else gets to converse with me, and so they too gradually drop out.

      And it's too bad that I have to learn hundreds of different web-based message systems (with the corresponding array of logins to maintain) rather than the single point of entry to Usenet.

      Slashdot, and most other bulletin-board type systems, doesn't do the sort of long-term conversations that Usenet was good for. But people now go to other places for entertainment; conversation is out. It's much more passive and that's too bad. So it makes me sad that I don't even have a newsreader any more.

    7. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by gowen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Once back around 1992 they were practically a gathering of experts all around the world (and the occasional fringe wacko); now they're nothing but spam and all discussion is by fringe wackos
      That's just crap. Very few of the groups I read are full of spam (the few that are are gatewayed mailing lists). And the technical ones are full of knowledgeable people: ask an F95 question on comp.lang.fortran if you don't believe me. They were really bad in the mid-90s, but now they're much, much better. I'd bet the average comp.os.unix contributor is way smarter than the average /.er.
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    8. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by silicon-pyro · · Score: 1
      Confirming my agreement with parent:

      I predict this post gets modded down (Score:-1, Village Idiot) within 1 hour.

    9. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long all of you agreeing to the parent have been on the internet. I'm surprised you don't recognize the normal evolution of an online community. At some point, some corrosive group inevitably enters any community and begins to degrade the quality of discussion severely. Some people will leave the community and find new ones. Some stick it out and strive to return to the old days. The true trouble makers eventually tire of the dead community and leave. The merely ignorant may stick around and end up becoming productive members of the newly evolved community. I have seen this happen in many online communites in the last 10 years. While usenet is a very big community, it's not the entire internet. You're just witnessing what has happened before and will happen again for as long as the internet survives. It can't be generalized to the net as a whole.

      So relax. The internet is not going anywhere.

    10. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried IRC lately.

    11. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by taped2thedesk · · Score: 1
      Then, if some troll gets 10 blackballs within that time frame, they're outta there!

      This system would be abused. People would inevitably use these 'blackballs' against someone they simply agree with, and unpopular (yet valid) opinions would result in getting black-listed. It already happens with moderation - people mod things down because they disagree with the poster, rather than refuting their argument and/or accepting that people have different viewpoints.

    12. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

      People would have to be less anonymous and there would be less freedom to speak in these places.

      And that would be good.

    13. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      So much for the electronic frontier.

      If everyone has such a nostalgia for the electronic frontiers, why do I have so much trouble inviting anyone to my own network? Haha.

    14. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by merikari · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That's just crap. Very few of the groups I read are full of spam (the few that are are gatewayed mailing lists). And the technical ones are full of knowledgeable people: ask an F95 question on comp.lang.fortran if you don't believe me. They were really bad in the mid-90s, but now they're much, much better.

      I agree. There are a lot more wackos on the lose, but most of them are happily trolling on millions of web-forums, chats, and whatnot. The average net user is less likely to find the Usenet nowadays and in most cases this is a very good thing.

      Usenet will not die away (just look at the statistics). There is spam, but it's a very small annoyance compared to e-mail spam.

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    15. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is somewhat of an overgeneralization of the issue. There are still many, many good and non-trashed newsgroups out there. Many of the programming ones, for example, are still full of some very intelligent people.

      I think the newsgroups you're talking about revolve around controversial issues (politics, war, religion, etc). This is nothing new -- any forum that allows semi-anonymous debate of these kinds of issues will attract the 'fringo wackos' (as someone else put it) and the extremists. For them, it's a way to finally voice their opinions without getting beaten up.

    16. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Macka · · Score: 1


      But at this point the death of Usenet is recursive: I don't go there because nobody else goes there

      Not to mention that if you're daft enough to drop anything closely resembling your real email address in a newsgroup, the amount of spam you get will go through the roof. As one of the many people these days who have their own domain and thus control their own email addresses, I jealously guarded my email address for 6 months after activating it for the first time. Using easy to track and delete aliases when ever I had to give out an address. One day I had a brain fart and accidentally posted a Usenet article using my real address. I realised what I'd done shortly after, but it was too late. A few days later I got my first spam, then more, then more and now it's grown to scores a day, despite not publishing it anywhere else in the 4 years that have passed since. Just one lousy stinkin cock-up in one bloody Usenet posting. I don't go near Usenet anymore these days. Like the man said, it's too full of crap.

    17. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      The idea would be that you could only black-ball one person in some (long) time interval, and that it would take several people black-balling the same person within the same time span to boot them off. If the troll didn't get enough black balls within the allotted time, the counter would be reset to zero. Maybe the black-ball tokens could be randomly distributed as well, so people couldn't form gangs, e-mail each other, and say "lets bounce this guy."

      ANY system will get abused. Civilization has been around for what --- 10,000 years? Democracy, Monarchy, Communism, Anarchy --- you name it --- have been abused. Taking that as a given, a more realistic goal would be to design systems that try to minimize abuse.

    18. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, which Usenet are we talking about?

      I read about 12 groups every day. One of them is full of trolls, flamewars, and related crap, but the others are interesting and/or fun and/or informative.

      When I first got on the Internet around 1994, Usenet was terrible... but this was because I had a small, Mom-and-Pop ISP with their own half-assed Usenet system that dropped 3/4 of the posts that went through it. Now I've got a new ISP which outsources Usenet to Supernews and it's great. Supernews filters spam, viruses, binaries in non-binaries groups, HTML, etc.

      Actually, I think Usenet has a higher signal-to-nose ratio than the web because it's plain text only (i.e. substance instead of style).

    19. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I bet it won't be too long before IM clients will, by default, ignore anyone not on your friends list, eliminating IM spam. I think there will be a lot of systems where people use whitelists of various sorts to block unrequested interactions.

    20. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by taped2thedesk · · Score: 1
      Try posting a pro-MS comment on Slashdot, for example. There are a lot of bad moderators that would disagree with it (even though it might be a valid opinion) and mod it down because they disagree, not because it's a 'troll'. It doesn't matter how randomly you distribute these, as they can be used to exclude people with unpopular, but valid opinions. Mod points are distributed somewhat randomly, but people still mod-bomb posts into oblivion - I don't think many of them are cases of planned attacks against an individual, but simply a lot of people misusing moderation as a way to disagree with views, rather than a way to promote comments of substance.

      If there were a big benefit to black-balling, then it might still make sense, but I don't imagine that we'd benefit much from a system like this. The people that would be 'black-balled' would probably have been moderated down anyway. Given this, it seems like the potential for abuse far outweights any poential benefits we might see from black-balling, at least in my opinion. (Or to put it another way, it could be creating a new problem without doing much to fix the existing one.) Of course any system will be abused, but good systems have benefits that outweigh the costs of these abuses.

    21. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by dcam · · Score: 1

      But the Internet is a lot of different things. The use of the Internet as, effectively, a billboard, with controlled content (moderation, web editing, etc), is not really at risk. BBC News is not at risk, nor are most generally non-interactive websites.

      No. The internet is still vulnerable, it is just the vulerability is from a different source. DDOS attacks, Slammer, bandwidth usage for spam. All of these degrade the Internet. Sometime in the last year (I can't recall exactly when), Telstra, Australia's biggest ISP, experienced some serious difficulties due to spam. To the point that normal web usage was seriously degraded for those that used Telstra as an ISP. Today there is an article on The Register about the fact that they are experiencing a DDOS attack and had to switch off CSS.

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    22. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by lavaface · · Score: 1
      It's an interesting dilemma, to be sure. The notion of moderation does carry with it the looming spectre of censorship. However, I tend to think that moderation is a fairly effective measure overall. Sure some posts here on Slashdot are undeservedly marked down, but I still have the option to browse comments at -1. I tend not to because the large majority of the posts rated -1 are worthy of that moderation. Another interesting thing about Slashdot if the friends system. I can add points to posts of other members with whom I've agreed in the past.

      Look at another moderation system--Amazon. Has it been abused? Sure. But seeing what other people are reading and reviewing their comments is immeasurably helpful. Other important moderation systems include Google and peer-reviewed journals. Google's pagerank is abused but not often enough to make me look elsewhere. Scientific journals have the same benefits and pitfalls.

      What I'm saying is that moderation is pervasive in how humans learn, whether it comes through personal friends, anonymous netters, or even algorithms. Check out nooron.org for a glimpse of what the future of moderating intelligent comment may hold.

  22. From the article... by k4_pacific · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then Kari added, "If the Internet doesn't die on its own in two more years, I'm gonna shoot it myself." He then went on to suggest that BSD is dying, that flying cars are a decade away and that Longhorn will be released by 2007.

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    1. Re:From the article... by jotok · · Score: 1

      "...Now leave me alone--I need to go practice with my DNF clan."

    2. Re:From the article... by Ziak · · Score: 1

      did he mention anything about duke nukem forever?

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  23. has this guy never heard of adapting? by spacerodent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    does this guy seriously think people will just sit by and let this happen, even assumning it's possible? I think it's safe to say at the first sign of problems around 6 gillion nerds world wide would start working on fixes and sending them to anyone who might possibly give a damn. Given the number of users, even IF this is a problem, it could be solved quickly.

    1. Re:has this guy never heard of adapting? by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      yeah...problem is all 6 gillion ners will want to cash in on the "great" cure.

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    2. Re:has this guy never heard of adapting? by megarich · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So much is riding on the internet. Nevermind the fact businesses who depend heavily upon the internet for client interaction will step in by hiring sed nerds to fix the problems. Those of us who life depends on everquest and other online gaming along with those who cant live without some websites such as slashdot will step in before it comes even close....

      But then again, there's a legitmate chance for the end of the world to happen in the next 2 years, more so if bush is still in office so indirectly his prediction can come true...

    3. Re:has this guy never heard of adapting? by ovatto · · Score: 1

      Well, yes he has. From the article:

      "We cannot stick our heads in the bush and tell ourselves that everything is OK. We simply have to start from the premise that we have to undertake pre-emptive decisions."

  24. No need to worry by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

    Simply put, the Internet won't disappear until there is something to replace it. I can't imagine going back to BBSes!

    1. Re:No need to worry by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Oooh that would be fun!

      We could have broadband enabled BBSs that could interlink to each other and we could pass messages at little to no cost across the world from one BBS to the next. . .
      wait. . . .

      -nB

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  25. Wrong by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Interesting
    When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks

    No, one has to create VPNs and block all access that doesn't come from the inside.

    Or you could use dedicated lines that have no connection to the Internet.

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  26. Wow. by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    That was the worst story on slashdot in quite some time.

    I have to concur with the good doctor that things are getting worse. And they seem to be getting worse faster than fixes are going into place.

    Interesting times . . .

    -Peter

  27. The net will commit suicide? by Liquor · · Score: 1

    Is Hanu the Finnish version of "Harry" or "Hari"

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    1. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No:
      Hannu = Hannu
      Harry = Harri

      hth :)

    2. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Hanu the Finnish version of "Harry" or "Hari"

      No, Hanu is a Finnish versions of dufus, Hannu on the other hand could be Finnish version of Hans. Oh, and Finnish version of Harry is Harri.

    3. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is not( btw. it should be written: "Hannu") :-)

    4. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. Seems there are a few doofii (plural of doofus) that don't recognize the phrase 'Hari Kari' unless it's spelled out for them.

    5. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, the net will commit Hari Kari? (That's actually a rather insulting phrase meaning something like 'belly cutter') But that should be spelled 'Hannu' (or hara kari or seppuku)

    6. Re:The net will commit suicide? by Liquor · · Score: 1

      I hate explaining jokes - but it seems nobody recognized 'Hari Kari' (or more commonly hara kiri - or properly seppuku) as a joke.

      Or Harry Carey. They did, however recognize a mispelling - it's Hannu, not Hanu and they did elucidate that Finnish for Harry and Hari is nothing like Hannu.

      But I still wonder what the middle initial stands for.

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  28. Predictions by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this like the predication that we'd run out of IP addresses in the late 1990's. We all know that happened. Wait, no it didn't. Humans fixed the problem with private networks and NATing. In the process, they improved security and sanctity of their networks.

    It's a funny thing, networks. You see, since humans control them, they make changes and adjustments in response to the needs of the network. Thus the network grows, adapts, and becomes a more powerful entity.

    That being said, there are two things I wish I could exorcise from the net: Spam and viruses. These two creatures are responsible for more useless traffic than just about anything else. It would also be nice if protocols like GNUTella died or were fixed. The number of useless packets generated by such protocols is amazing.

    1. Re:Predictions by dnaumov · · Score: 1
      " It's a funny thing, networks. You see, since humans control them, they make changes and adjustments in response to the needs of the network. Thus the network grows, adapts, and becomes a more powerful entity."

      At 11 a.m. SKYNET becomes self-aware...
    2. Re:Predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans fixed the problem with private networks and NATing

      NAT is nothing more than a hack. A very nifty hack, and a great idea - I'm not ditching it. But it dosen't solve the problem.

    3. Re:Predictions by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      NAT is nothing more than a hack.

      Personally, I found NAT to be a fairly elegant solution. Definitely not perfect, but completely in line with network structuring. In comparison, proxies (even SOCKS) were the devil's spawn.

      But it dosen't solve the problem.

      It solved the problem at hand, which was to stop handing out valuable IPs to machines that didn't need it. As a new problem arises (large numbers of devices that DO need public IPs), those using the network will come up with proper solutions (e.g. IPv6)

    4. Re:Predictions by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but NAT is it's own huge problem all on it's own. To really fix the problem, we need to move to IPv6, as soon as possible.

    5. Re:Predictions by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I really don't know why it is a huge problem. It does postpone the inevitable, but such a solution as NAT is even needed to help the transition to IPv6.

      Not everything can be switched to IPv4, meaning replacing devices. Even the venerable WRT54G router can't fit IPv6-related code without sacrificing some other highly desirable features availalble in third party firmware, the flash size is too small.

    6. Re:Predictions by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1
      Is this like the predication that we'd run out of IP addresses in the late 1990's. We all know that happened. Wait, no it didn't. Humans fixed the problem with private networks and NATing. In the process, they improved security and sanctity of their networks.
      NAT is the cause of a lot of trouble. Just try havig two people behind different NATs communicating directly without a server in the middle. Of course, it works fine as long as you just surf the web, but for anything more powerful, I would avoid beeing NATed at all costs.
    7. Re:Predictions by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      That's why NATs are combined with firewalls. You can punch holes in the device as necessary. In all other situations, the NAT device is firewalling the connection for a reason.

      Keep in mind that you can always load a machine into the DMZ. In that instance, incoming connections are *always* forwarded to the desired machine. Truth be told, though, I've only ever used this functionality once. And looking back it probably would have made more sense to forward the individual port.

    8. Re:Predictions by bigpat · · Score: 1

      "Is this like the predication that we'd run out of IP addresses in the late 1990's. We all know that happened. Wait, no it didn't. Humans fixed the problem with private networks and NATing. In the process, they improved security and sanctity of their networks."

      And in the process lost end-to-end addressability.

      That the only reasonably priced connectivity available now has one dynamically assigned IP means a loss of potential. NAT and dynamic IP addresses mean additional overhead for direct two way communications, such as VOIP, video, gaming servers, IM. This overhead leads to additional cost and complexity which means that more things won't get said and done. Sure some of those things might be frivolous, but more communication always leads to more economic activity. Even if you don't think very much of other people, their ease of communication, frivoulous or not, means that more goods and services will be exchanged. More economic activity benefits everyone, including you.

      So, sure NAT is great if all you want to do is browse web pages, but if you want to have a vibrant interactive network, then remote hosts are going to have to be able to reliably contact your hosts to exchange data.

      As for the security of a NAT, it is a similar type of security that says that you lock your doors and don't go outside after dark, sure you won't get mugged, at least during that time. But you do lose something even if you never realize it.

    9. Re:Predictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I really don't know why it is a huge problem

      Some programs use 'security' features that check the packets sent to it to make sure the address that sent it is the same as the address it is sending data back to - NAT breaks that. Do a Search for Microsoft Active Directory and NAT - thats one of the most common pieces of software NAT'ing can mess up.

    10. Re:Predictions by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      It solved the problem at hand, which was to stop handing out valuable IPs to machines that didn't need it.

      The problem is a lot of people who are currently NATed do need "real" Internet addresses. If you play games over the Internet a fair amount you'll see why NAT is not the solution to not having enough addresses. For gamers, it's a terrible solution.

    11. Re:Predictions by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      The problem is a lot of people who are currently NATed do need "real" Internet addresses.

      That's why gamers have "real" Internet Addresses. If you don't have one on your PC, it's probably because you stuck a firewall in the way yourself. If you stuck a firewall in the way, then configure the DMZ or port forwarding.

    12. Re:Predictions by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      That's why gamers have "real" Internet Addresses. If you don't have one on your PC, it's probably because you stuck a firewall in the way yourself. If you stuck a firewall in the way, then configure the DMZ or port forwarding.

      As long as the gaming machine itself has the "real" Internet address, then it should be fine. If it has a 10.* or 192.168.* address though, many games won't work, as their network protocol embeds what the machine thinks its IP address is in the stream sent back to the other machine, and that address gets used instead. (What a truly stupid idea...) For many games you should be just fine, but a number of them simply weren't designed for a NATed setup.

  29. I'm sorry... by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I couldn't get past the first paragraph -

    Today the good professor warned that the fun bus could all come to a crashing halt in less than two years because of steady increases in everything that makes the Internet such a pain in the rear. Viruses, trojans, spam, and security flaws

    I suffer from none of those things. Never have. And I use both Linux and WinXP. A good portion of my friends, family and coworkers don't suffer either.

    1. Re:I'm sorry... by gowen · · Score: 1
      I suffer from none of those things. Never have.
      Lucky you. But it is luck. Those of us of a certain age could never have avoided spam, because widely propagated spam predates the first effective anti-spam measures by several years.
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    2. Re:I'm sorry... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not saying I don't get spam. I do. But I know how to deal with it. I don't suffer from it.

    3. Re:I'm sorry... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      I suffer from none of those things. Never have

      Everyone suffers from viruses because they eat bandwidth and make everything slower and more expensive, even if you are not infected.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry... by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1
      "Today the good professor warned that the fun bus could all come to a crashing halt in less than two years because of steady increases in everything that makes the Internet such a pain in the rear. Viruses, trojans, spam, and security flaws"

      I predict that by the year 2006 "the good professor" will get fed up and quit using the internet. (cue weird theremin music -- http://www.thereminworld.com/)

    5. Re:I'm sorry... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Well, back-in-the-day, no one knew how to deal with it, so we all suffered a little.

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  30. It doesn't matter until it affects the common man by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Basically, this guy is saying that the Internet in its current form won't be around in five years.

    I have a saying: "It doesn't matter until it affects the common man - then it will get fixed." It does not matter what "it" is - as long as "it" only affects a small number of folks "it" won't get fixed.

    Look back at the old DOS days - when the 640K memory limit only affected high-end users, it didn't matter. When Joe Average started to bump his head, the problem was fixed (largely by the introduction of Windows enhanced mode). Look at spam - now that it affects just about everyone, moves are being made to fix it.

    Yes, in five years we the Internet as we know it today won't exist - open SMTP proxies won't be allowed to exist, users will have up-to-date virus protection and firewalls, etc.

    Guess what - the Internet as it existed five years ago doesn't exist, either!

  31. Re:GNAA announces victory over mbonig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was made public recently on #slashchat that mboning is actually slashdot subscriber garcia.

  32. Yeah - once everyone subscribes to Slashdot by joelethan · · Score: 0
    What are we going to do when the whole Net gets /.ed?

    "Eh Marsha, your mother just had our VoIP number slashdotted. We just have to go ex-directory!"

    /joelethan -- borrowed sig --

  33. I agree with the article... by microTodd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I predict another five years for the Internet in its present form

    I agree absolutely. If I saw a glimpse today of the net in five years I probably wouldn't recognize it. It is a cosstantly evolving organism. In 1999 I wouldn't recognize the net today.

    Will it die? No, of course not. Games, porn, mail, chat, music, p2p, that's not going anywhere.

    Business? Will businesses need to re-address the way they do business? More security, VPNs maybe, perhaps even leaving the net for other Information Systems solutions? Perhaps. If I knew the answer I would be rich in 5 years.

    What the next big thing? Who knows. I never thought in 1999 that music downloads for money could be successful.

    --
    "You cannot find out which view is the right one by science in the ordinary sense." - C.S. Lewis on Intelligent Design
    1. Re:I agree with the article... by Ignignot · · Score: 1

      Lo, I have seen the future, brother microTodd, and it is all goatse and tubgirl as far as the eye can see. Truly, the apocolypse is upon us! :-(

      --
      I submitted this story last night, and it didn't get posted.
    2. Re:I agree with the article... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      >> Will it die? No, of course not. Games, porn, mail, chat, music, p2p, that's not going anywhere.

      *puts down the gun*

      Thank you. You probably just saved my life.

  34. No more information networks? by Noryungi · · Score: 1

    time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks

    He, sorry bub, but Fidonet was created 20 years ago, in 1984, and it quickly became a worldwide information network (1985).

    I think Fidonet was (and still is) an information network, and not a bad one at that...

    --
    The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson)
    1. Re:No more information networks? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      USENET (In the form of the Unix User Network was born in 1979.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  35. really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I give Hannu H. Kari credibility 2 more years.

    1. Re:Really? by tepples · · Score: 1

      I don't use Gopher because he's not in the book, you know.

  36. eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually why search engine technology has improved and still needs to continue doing so.

    Yes, the web is full of rubbish but if I don't see it I don't really care. There was a time about a year ago googling any product would result only in third-party redirects to ebay auctions that expired years ago. That has changed. (Thank god for pagerank).

  37. Chicken Little by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember the posts of doom from right around the Dot Bomb...and thinking *then* that the 'net and the way that we use it must change and evolve in order for it to remain functional. In it's simplest, that is what it's all about. And it is evolving, but I don't think it is quickly enough to spell doom in (really) a year, maybe 18 months. With the advent of new browser technologies (Return of the Browser Wars), user education, and language evolution, I see the whole of the Internet becoming a different beast altogether sometime in the next 3-4 years. All of our children who have grown up with knowledge and taught to think in strings of text rather than 1800 page novels, may well revolutionize how you and I utilize our tools. To them, the 'net is a dinosaur... just imagine what it can do with another 65 years (million is way too big of a scale for this comparison! :P).

    --
    Sorry man... the Internet pooped on me.
  38. Will it be That Long? by rueger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that a lot of our clients and feiends are using e-mail less and less. They are finding that they are buried under a growing deluge of spam and virus laden messages, and are moving back to telephone calls, faxes, and even paper letters.

    We are lucky in having an ISP with superb and effective spam filtering, so only see a few dozen messages a day that fit that description.

    Likwise we're very vigilant about virus protection and use a firewall, so have thus far avoided any virus infection.

    Still, most casual users aren't at this level, and they are finding that the Internet is less useful than it used to be.

    I don't hink that the Internet will collapse, but I can see a time when we start seeing casual users abandon it as more trouble than it's worth.

    And just to throw in a very frigtening idea, what happens when one or more spammers successfully sue ISPs for blocking their mail? Even if it can't be done domestically, various international trade agreements may support such and action.

    1. Re:Will it be That Long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noticed the ISP was magma, figured I'd check your website... You've been owned... "Int3rc3pt0r Brazilian Team .. ownz your SunOS --- help? int3rc3pt0r.team[at]linuxmail.org" was all I got.

      Heh.

      You might want to fix that.

  39. So typical... by A+Guy+From+Ottawa · · Score: 0
    "one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years"

    Another "advertising" story submission.

    The editors should've known that Hanu H. Kari just wanted to hype his new "time warp" machine.

    --

    using System.Awesome;

  40. Signal/Noise Ratio by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, the public telephone network suffered from the problem of unsolicited bulk marketers calling people during dinner.

    It still survives. But it did have a few adjustments made to it.

    1. CallerIDs to screen calls.
    2. Answering machines to screen calls. Turning off the ringers to remove the sense of urgency that used to be ascribed to incoming phone calls.
    3. Legislation for donotcall.gov.
    4. Paying the telephone company more for unlisted landlines.
    5. Not giving out phone numbers to any entry point to the direct marketing industry databases.
    6. Moving to cell phones that are automatically unlisted.
    I guess I see the internet just evolving around the problems in multiple ways.

    I hate to say goodbye to anonymity in email that is abused by spammers because it has a special place for whistleblowers. But perhaps blog postings can still serve that purpose.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  41. Sealab 2021 by j0nb0y · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Can anyone tell me what the Internet was and how it almost destroyed humankind in the year 2007?" - school teacher Debbie

    --
    If you had super powers, would you use them for good, or for awesome?
    1. Re:Sealab 2021 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Black Debbie?

    2. Re:Sealab 2021 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you like it if someone called you White Anonymous Coward?

    3. Re:Sealab 2021 by crimson30 · · Score: 1

      Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Why is she Black Debbie?

    4. Re:Sealab 2021 by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      You mean that there's a Black Anonymous Coward?

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    5. Re:Sealab 2021 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh.... No.

    6. Re:Sealab 2021 by R33MSpec · · Score: 1

      In 2007 Longhorn was released?

  42. What about TV by slars · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure, but wasn't the same thing said about TV when cable first came out? "Who needs more than 3 channels?" And, everyone with a clicker knows there's more than a bulk of rubbish circling around on the cable broadband.

    While posting this, I thought I saw a little chicken running around screaming something about the sky falling or something stupid like that!

  43. Maybe some truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't RTFA, but I have noticed it has been going downhill. Yesterday, I helped a friend get an XP box online, and within 10 minutes of hooking it up to the dsl modem, there was popup and spyware everywhere. IE wasn't even open. adaware didnt help, as every reboot came with more crap. There was not enought time to download the appropriate patches. How on earth is Joe Public going to be able to install Windows (admit it, that is the OS it'll be) if the internet is laden with so much crapware going around?
    This is not a windows slam, windows boxes are the target for this kind of crap just because they are the vast majority out there.

    BTW i think it worked after enabling the SP1 firewall and then dowloading SP2 & then firefox.

    1. Re:Maybe some truth? by slars · · Score: 1

      Joe Q Public is going to have to get himself a good firewall! And not hook up his ethernet connection until the firewall is up and configured.

      Let me tell you, when I set up my Comcast high-speed, the techs insist you plug your computer directly into the cable modem to configure the modem, register the MAC, that sorta stuff. I plug an old laptop in so I can do the work, register the modem, then unplug the laptop and replace it with my linux firewall.

      I realize that Joe Q Public doesn't know squat about real firewalls, but if they're willing to invest a little time and money, a usable/affordable solution is out there, such as GnatBox. It's a great tool that's a free download and can run on an old 486 with 32 mB ram and no hd.

  44. Coming of age by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When people and programs automatically accept incoming messages only from signed correspondants who match their contact database, all the rest of the messages will be treated as spam. The Net will lose its youthful trust, and much of its optimism and openness to change, which will inhibit innovation and social growth. But it won't die. It will grow old, bitter and rich.

    --

    --
    make install -not war

    1. Re:Coming of age by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      that's basically what i do with my filtering settings right now... known good senders get filtered and moved into their respective folders, whilst unknown senders get left in the inbox... anything that has a distinctly recognisable spam pattern gets dumped into the rubbish folder. This leaves me with a minimum of unknown messages to go through in the inbox... I just wish Kmail could filter on the actual content of the message... I've come to the conclusion that all messages with html tags in them that aren't on my known good list are automatically spam...

      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    2. Re:Coming of age by Wizarth · · Score: 1

      So finally the Internet really will be able to serve me coffee! And it will be bitter and rich.

  45. Warp back 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cool, most of us will still be around.. most of the AOLuser won't though! (C'mon remember, that used to be fun, lets bash AOL)

  46. problem by kevman42 · · Score: 1

    anyone notice that the beggining word(s) of each line get chopped off?
    running in Mozilla. Is it happening for everyone?


    , yes I have noticed that

    are bad for your health.

  47. Cassandra Syndrome folks have been wrong before by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *cough*Mathus*cough*

    Just as a broken clock is right twice a day, eventually some doomsayer is going to be right, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it won't be Dr. Kari, and it will not be in 2006.

    --

    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    1. Re:Cassandra Syndrome folks have been wrong before by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Malthus, presumably.

  48. makes you go what TF? by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    humming birds are not supposed to physically be able to fly as well :)

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  49. Stick our heads in the bush? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    "We cannot stick our heads in the bush and tell ourselves that everything is OK.

    In every case where I've stuck my head in the bush things have turned out just fine (slurp).

    --
    Proverbs 21:19
    1. Re:Stick our heads in the bush? by peaworth · · Score: 1

      Maybe he's talking about the other head.

      "..We simply have to start from the premise that we have to undertake pre-emptive decisions."

      Sounds like he means we should use prophylactics. Practice safe computing! Abstinence is not the answer!

  50. Infected his thought process by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is what happens when you use a Mac (Apple has been dying for years) with a BSD-dying-for-years-based OS and live in a country where it goes dark for months on end. It infects your thinking. You start watching film noir, dressing in black and predicting the death of everything from the Internet to your neighbor's dog.

    Lighten up already. If the Internet takes as long to die as either Apple or BSD, we're safe well into the next generation or two.

    -Charles

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Infected his thought process by russint · · Score: 1

      where it goes dark for months on end.

      You insensitive clod! That only applies to the part of Finland that is above the polar circle. Ask google for a map.

      --
      ^^
  51. Bob Metcalfe also predicted this in 1997 or 1998 by TheCrig · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it didn't happen then, either.

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    -- Jim Crigler In 1937, I began, like Lazarus, the impossible return. -- Whittaker Chambers
  52. History by seiotek · · Score: 1

    When people first started dying in car accidents we didn't stop making cars, we put safety features in them. I am sure there were idiots that thought the car would go away too... This guy has no vision and shouldn't be listened to.

    --
    "Keep on Tuxin"
  53. internet survived major san francisco earthquake by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some of us were remembering the the M7 Loma Prieta quake exactly 15 years ago Monday. 10% of Stanford buildings were condemned, several freeways collapsed, but the InterNet went humming along. People used it send email when the phones were dead and exchange earthquake data. At that time the net was more concentrated in the US with root servers in D.C. and Silicon Valley.

  54. Speaking of Rubbish by TheRealKlaatu · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the article itself qualify? It and the subsequent discussion are a total waster of bandwidth. Oh dear, I am contributing to it myself! must... stop... now...

  55. Son Harry? by coinreturn · · Score: 1

    If my last name were Kari, I would surely name my kid Harry. Okay, so it's off-topic, so what?

  56. Flaming idiot by js3 · · Score: 1

    according to his reasoning, the world will come to an end because of child molesters, war mongers, theives and everything evil I cannot think of right now. This guy needs to visit some temples in asia to learn about Ying and Yang.

    --
    did you forget to take your meds?
    1. Re:Flaming idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What is this "Ying" of which you speak?

      Is it at all related to the concept of Yin, the traditional counterpart and complement to Yang?

      Please, stick to what you know, or you tend to look asinine.

  57. Crap on the net? by bahwi · · Score: 1

    There's crap on the net? No way! I've never seen any. Oh, well, I only use it for news, work, movies, reviews, and buying stuff. I don't really spend every waking moment going to Joe Bob's Home Page with only a dancing Tea Kettle on it. Sorry, guess I just don't see the crap since I avoid those places. Sucks for me, eh?

  58. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Guess what - the Internet as it existed five years ago doesn't exist, either!

    really??

    IRC,ftp, usenet,telnet, email, hell even gopher
    is still around and being used.

    I'd say the internet from over 10 years ago is still there alive and kicking just fine.

    just because you dont use anytihng other than a web browser to access the "internet" does not mean it's not ther eand still being used.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  59. no longer for business purposes... by CmdrTostado · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks

    Perhaps the author remembers when the telephone and the postal mail services, both got so flooded with junk that all business quit using them, entirely, several years ago.

    I also remember them becoming flooded with junk, but I don't remember when business quit using them.

    And if the author does remember business quitting to use these services, what does he think we will return to ??? "giddyup, trigger" ???

    1. Re:no longer for business purposes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the pony express was part of the postal system, so that wouldn't work either

  60. What a crock by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    What exactly does malware have to do with this? Malware has always been an issue, internet or not. Spam is the only thing that is a problem and with that, I think it is only a matter of time before anti-spamming efforts get serious. Honestly, cracking down on the porn industry would probably cripple much of the spam out there. Another thing that would help would be to make spammers liable for $0.01 per email they send with no ability to declare bankrupcy. That way if they send a billion messages and are just a mom and pop shop, they still owe $10,000,000 and they will keep paying that off for life if necessary.

  61. I hear there's rumors on the internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ssssss

    is this one of them?

  62. Oh boy .. by Sarrek · · Score: 1

    Just how the @#$@#$@# am I suppose to read /. ?!?!?!?!?

    Bloody Internet doom .. hehe .. Ya right buddy

  63. Sealab 2021 was right! by anakin876 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From Sealab 2021 Debbie: Now who can tell me what the internet was and how it almost destroyed the world in 2006?

  64. The Greed of Corporations .... by allden · · Score: 1

    The internet won't die, it will rather evolve as it always has. Blame it on the greed of corporations and the ingenuity of mankind.

  65. The sky is (still) falling! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and will continue to fall. The internet will never collapse on itself.
    Nothing that the democrats have invented has ever failed. Al Gore is one solid architect. Look at social security and NAFTA for some other democratic successes.

    l8,
    AC

  66. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, Linux still has UUCP support built into it. We can always go back to serial dial-up store-n-forward networking.

    *shiver* :)

  67. Die? no. Shake out some more? of course. by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    The internet's not going to "die", but the ongoing shakeout of crap will continue. As things get overwhelmed with crap, THOSE THINGS will die. The rest of the internet will continue, and likely will get better. Amazon, Google, Microsoft, WalMart, you name it... these companies aren't going to give up their internet sales & distro channels without a final, furious attempt to save the medium. That would actually be a good thing, because as they're sinking who knows how much money into it, we'll all get great jobs and be able to say we helped fix the cruft and make the net better.

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    stuff |
  68. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calm down. Your 1337-ness isn't under attack here.

  69. War on Spam (Spam is equatable to Terrorism) by Benwick · · Score: 1

    The problem is that when you have a decentralized enemy and no way of knowing their locations or when they will "strike", there's no effective offensive strategy. Defensive solutions (spam filters etc.) can be circumvented. So you end up either pulling out (abandoning e-mail/etc. entirely) or fighting a losing battle.

    There are plenty of nerds able to create spam filters but nobody has been able to stop the root problem, which is the *desire* for someone to create spam. That is motivated by economics. Have fun fixing it.

    1. Re:War on Spam (Spam is equatable to Terrorism) by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      Killing the desire to create spam is easy. You just need effective punishment.

      I'd suggest chopping off their hands, but million dollar fines and years of jailtime would probably do it.

      Then you need someone motivated & skilled enough to track them down, and a court which understands the technical issues.

      None of this is particularly difficult to arrange, if the political desire/funding is there.

    2. Re:War on Spam (Spam is equatable to Terrorism) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Soo.. you're saying we should chop off hands or impose huge fines and jail time on grandmas and Joe Averages because they're computers we're 'net-jacked' and turned into spam creating system? What about spammers who operate outside of national borders, like Iran, where the U.S. can't even go in and arrest a KNOWN criminal let alone some script kiddie spam writer? Even if you can track them down *cough*proxys*cough* where are you going to get a court thats educated enough without getting someone from the /. crowd who thinks 'screw them all!'?

      What you're suggesting is creating a world-wide nazi-like regime over the internet. Kill the uneducated. Empower the nerds. Unite the whole world under one flag.

  70. I, for one, welcome our new internet overlords.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "The "other Internet" (the one that the rest of us will be using) won't be protected, won't be trusted, and won't be supported by the Windows people."

    I think that he meant won't be infected by Windows people.

  71. leaves quite a bit of room for a way out by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 1

    "I predict another five years for the Internet in its present form. The reason for this will be that proper users' dissatisfaction will have reached such heights by then that some other system will be needed, unless the Internet is improved and made reliable," Kari said.

    So if everything stays static, except the bad stuff, the bad will outweigh the good and it will become unusable. Wow. That is a revelation.

  72. bullshit by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1, Insightful
    That's bullshit, because noone will accept it, because 99% of Internet users use the Net for shit like porn, pirated software, music, movies, chatting with crazy-ass people on #analrapefantasies, et cetera. Without the freedom the Internet provides, it's just more television. And people will go back to their couch to watch TV if they can't get to chickswithbighugecocks.and.dildos.pr0n.smut.co.uk, because their couch is more comfortable anyway.

    Welcome to the new century. We've got more freedom, and we choose to use it for getting off. We like getting off. And we like getting off to different things, things which will never be provided by the mainstream. We will not accept a non-free Internet, not after having a free one.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:bullshit by garcia · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Without the freedom the Internet provides, it's just more television. And people will go back to their couch to watch TV if they can't get to chickswithbighugecocks.and.dildos.pr0n.smut.co.uk, because their couch is more comfortable anyway.

      I don't see your point here. People love TV even though it's shoved down their throats.

      We will not accept a non-free Internet, not after having a free one.

      A lot of things used to be unregulated and now are. People over time will be assimilated. That's how it works.

    2. Re:bullshit by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      I don't see your point here. People love TV even though it's shoved down their throats.

      People love TV because they are lazy animals. I don't mean that in a negative way, actually, because I myself love TV. No, I'll admit it, I do. And in part because I'm lazy. Sometimes there's nothing better than sitting down with a cold beer, hot tea, soft pretzel, or whatever, with my wife, and just killing some time in front of the TV set.

      People love the Internet because they can do things they otherwise couldn't. Whether it is getting their own brand of pr0n, bickering on Slashdot, Googling for obscure facts, ebaying for obscure junk, etc., people love the Internet for what it is. If that changes, it will just be more TV, which people get enough of already, usually in greater comfort than sitting at a computer.

      The Internet continues to exist because people want it enough to pay for it. Businesses will continue to provide what people want, whether they like it or not. They will be brought kicking and screaming to deliver what people are after. Because if they don't, someone else will.

      A lot of things used to be unregulated and now are. People over time will be assimilated. That's how it works.

      Regulation does not equal destruction. The Internet is global, and will resist regulation by its very design anyway. The old mantra has some truth, "The Internet treats censorship as damage and routes around it."

      Of course, the governments of the world(and megacorporations) could work together to bring the Internet under their collective control, but that would mean things far more nefarious are going on than this discussion seems suitable for delving into speculation about.

      Then again, I could be completely wrong. Both our opinions are pure speculation. Maybe the much predicted death of the Internet is imminent. Has netcraft confirmed it yet? :D

      Cheers.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  73. does he work for Tony Blair? by rguiu · · Score: 1

    preparing a dossier about some rogue country (with lots of oil) holdign Weapons of Internet Destruction ? Do they have the capability of deploying then within 45 minutes? destroy all ecommerce sites in the british isles and causing the collapse of western values....

  74. Yes, there is a grain of truth... by writermike · · Score: 1

    I work as a roving technical support person helping mostly SoHos with computer problems and, well, I kind of have to agree about the collapse, though I may differ on the actual time.

    I routinely see -- on a daily basis -- broken emails that crash mail readers, systems crippled by spyware, viruses like you wouldn't believe.

    I realize the danger here of becoming the cop who sees all people as potential criminals, but I think the key difference in predictions of doom-and-gloom several years ago and those of today is very simple: profit.

    Companies -- rightly or wrongly -- are profiting from most of the crap causing these problems. Researchers like Ben Edelman and F-Secure have shown that companies and individuals spend, spent _and_ make money with the proliferation of spyware, spam, and spam-bots. Why else did Dell UK show up on WhenU?

    And because of this money, things are simply going to get worse.

    The other side of this, too, is that most people are simply unaware there is a problem. They see a slow system and lost emails and don't investigate why. They blame the computer, mostly, but instead of fixing the symptoms, if that's even possible, they resort to other ways of getting work done. This is reasonable considering the end user's end goal.

    I honestly don't believe that many of the proposals aimed at curbing spyware, trojans, and spam are going to work immediately, if at all, because they ultimately inconvenience the user. Let's face it: The computer didn't become popular during its command-line phase because it _looked_ difficult and so many people were backing that up with statements about complexity. Many people freak out when they change email addresses. Can you honestly expect this person to take the time to understand a whitelist, let alone implement it? Sorry, they're going to pick up the phone. What's more, many of the long-time companies like Symantec are starting to make serious missteps with their upgrades -- breaking applications and hindering systems in the quest to stop the problem. (Just watch Norton 2004 try to remove spyware.)

    I really don't know what the answer is, but I am very afraid for the future of computers in workplaces. I'm afraid for computers in general. What's going to happen? I think there's going to be a major business user-contraction if the problem doesn't get better soon. Users WILL come back, but only after they feel they can trust the tool again. And surely, that's all it is to most people trying to get work done: a tool.

    --
    If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
  75. Internet nirvana was never a given by scotay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only the people who believed the internet was some kind of nirvana, where all the sins of mankind were going to be washed away by technology, are disappointed with the way things are going. The rest of us deal with the quirks and it still proves most useful. And businesses are the most locked in. Are we going to go back to modems and BBSs? Not if we want to stay in business. We will deal. The internet will deal. And mankind will remain unchanged in the face of technology.

  76. One Man's Rubbish Is Another Man's Treasure by paranerd · · Score: 1

    Back in '84 I was offered access to the internet and turned it down. At the time our Uni was networked and the most apparent benefit was that the student body was able to swap, what I thought of at the time was, stupidities and banalities. What I missed then, and what Kari misses still today is that all that "rubbish" is the accumulated wisdom of a culture. All that rubbish accumulated in the Net is the greatest treasure of our age.

  77. What I think... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

    The problem, as I see it, isn't the network - it's the content. When I first got online, the itnernet was new and the people using it were not morons. There were tons of pages by Scientists, Colleges, Inventors, Doctors, etc etc. The internet was a vast place where knowledge and ideas were put out there to share. Now, it is 90% coporate (including Porn biz). I think we need to seperate the corporate web from the individual web - and not just wil a optional .biz - it needs to be enforced.

    --
    DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
  78. Doom 4? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, this is the same Dr. Kari who has predicted doom before
    Ok, so when will Doom 4 be released?
  79. But this time.... by RicochetRita · · Score: 1
    Yes, this is the same Dr. Kari who has predicted doom before,

    but this time he really means it!

    R

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    Stuff that matters: circuitbreakers, vacuum-cleaners coffee makers, calculators generators, matching salt+pepper shakers
  80. I am also guessing.... by Icegryphon · · Score: 0

    We will have flying Cars. No longer use Oil. Have robots to do everything for us. Also will have reached the technological singularity?

  81. Throw enough shit by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    If you throw enough shit, some of it will stick.

    I just don't get what is up with these 5 times yearly announcements that the internet is coming to an end.

    Give it up already and find another way to get PR for yourself and/or your company.

  82. Could be done... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    2 years from now, someone will do a mega-post here a listing all internet sites, so all of them will be slashdotted, making the article a reality.

  83. don't read the article by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I won't read the article because I don't want to be liable for more rubbish pouring through the pipes of the Internet. I don't want to help him fulfill his prophesy.

    For once, we all at /. have a good reason to not RTFA.

  84. bits to bits by dlockamy · · Score: 1

    "The entire system will crumble to bits..."

    I thought the system already was in bits

  85. Not gonna happen by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously, the internet is made up of not only the hardware and the software and the data - it is also the people, and people are ultimately flexible and capable of adaptation to the situations that may arise. Just as the internet allows routing around failed nodes, so will people route around the noise.

    If you talk about pain, consider the withdrawal pain all of us will have to go through if the internet just wasn't available for all of our daily things anymore.

    An example of adaptability of things relating to human-ness influence - languages have generally changed over the ages, and has withstood the assault of abuse and misuse more or less intact. People are always worried that new coinage and usage of the language will corrupt the language to the point where it is no longer useful - this is far from the truth, and so it will be for the internet.

  86. Booze assisted conclusions by cletus.the.wonder.sl · · Score: 1

    Doesn't Hannu mean Harry in Swahili??

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    For I am Cletus.The.Wonder.Sloth IPv6.5
  87. Bollocks by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Internet will collapse, because there's too much crap floating around? I think there's a lot of crap floating around, but I don't get to notice much of it due to my software and usage patterns. I think this technique will continue to work for years to come.

    Ok, so maybe email is suffering from a spam overdose. This can be countered by fixing the protocols. It won't be RFC 821, but it will still be there in some form.

    As for www, as long as I don't go to crap sites, I don't see crap. Simple as such. Just because there are lots of crap sites doesn't mean there won't be any good ones. And frankly, I don't think the percentage of crap sites is that high (unless you're talking code quality).

    Argh, I'm not going to think up any more examples. It's a ridiculous claim, why am I even responding.

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  88. Digital Pearl Harbor by Detritus · · Score: 0, Troll
    I'm waiting for the day when some clever hacker release a worm that takes advantage of a previously unknown hole in Windows and proceeds to trash every hard disk on every Windows box on the net.

    How many people do you know that backup their PC on a regular basis, or at all?

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    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
    1. Re:Digital Pearl Harbor by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Versus how many people actually have anything of value on their PC? The loss of Aunt Mildred's recipes, browser bookmarks, AIM clients, and pirated copies of OfficeXP does not a catastrophe make.

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      I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    2. Re:Digital Pearl Harbor by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      Versus how many people actually have anything of value on their PC? The loss of Aunt Mildred's recipes, browser bookmarks, AIM clients, and pirated copies of OfficeXP does not a catastrophe make.

      You haven't had my Aunt Mildred's hash brownies. They'll fuck your ass up good.

      Besides, the senario desribed by the gp is completely unrealistic. It'll be a known hole that will bring down every Windows box on the net.

    3. Re:Digital Pearl Harbor by Detritus · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking more about small businesses that keep critical information on PCs, and larger businesses that have a lot of data on user PCs that isn't backed up. If one PC fails, there is usually some redundancy. The information can be recovered or reconstructed from another PC. If they all get wiped at the same time, the problems would be much more serious.

      Then there is the problem of trying to reinstall all of the software on hundreds of millions of PCs. How many people know enough to do that, and have all of the original disks?

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      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  89. I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that the Internet will develop an immune system in the real world powered by a secure, anonymous dead pool and paid-for mercenaries to hunt down and kill spammers, scammers and jack asses. I have a pay pal account, an inbox full of spam and the ROKSO list printed out ready to start entering names. Vote with your money and when Alan Ralsky is worth more dead than alive, we'll see what happens to the future of the Internet...

  90. The Internet is a Playground Without Supervision by cyngus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Internet is a playground with no dried up old teachers to tell us not to hang upside down on the monkey bars. But groups and structures based on groups mature just like individuals, only slower. As the Internet evolves it will become self-policing. As we can see already with moderated forums, the relevant information can be made to bubble to the top with some small effort of users of said information. It is in the self interest of all Internet users to make it a viable place to find and exchange information. We are all selfish, and I think we'll get what we want. The other advantage the Internet has is that there are a lot of smart people using it and smart people are even better at figuring out how to get what they want than the average Joe. Perhaps the Internet would have already "collapsed" in a useful sense were it not for Google and others. Where there's a will there's a way.

  91. heard things like this before by wes33 · · Score: 1

    Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project: The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives.

  92. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lumpy is right, although I dont see no "leetness" there... that most be some kind of childish attempt at an insult? I digress...

    99.9999765% of all internet users think that the "internet" is their web browser.

    The internet from the early 1980's is still there and being used heavily. Those that say that it is not, are either horribly dimwitted or simply know absolutely nothing about what they are talking about.

    Either way, their comments should be treated with as much value.

  93. You need to upgrade your news reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows all the good usenet "debates" are yenc encoded.

  94. No more AOL people on the old net? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    I can't wait. Anything we can do to make it happen quicker?

    Lets not forget that this thrusted net thing has already been tried. Think AOL.

    Offering people a subset of the net to play in is fine. The problem happens when they get out and START TALKING IN CAPS BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT IS EASIER.

    Lock them back up where they belong. Anyone ever infected by a virus or piece of spyware does not belong on the net or on the streets.

    If they withdraw from the net it will not be a loss.

    The real net is far to usefull to die anytime soon. It is like saying roads will die because people get killed on them and sooner or later people will get tired off the huge deathtoll and demand a better solution.

    I don't know wich species your talking about but the human race does not work that way.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  95. Adam's Principle of Self-Preventing Disasters by rodrigogo · · Score: 1

    I saw this in a Dilbert book once (roughly):
    Every disaster that we can think might happen, like Y2K or Smallpox-wiping-out-humanity etc, doesn't happen because we work out a way to stop it happening!

    So the only disasters we need to worry about are the ones we can't predict...:-)

  96. Occasional Fringe Wacko by bsd4me · · Score: 0

    Occasional fringe wacko? You must have not read alt.buddha.short.fat.guy :) Most of the comp and rec groups were pretty good, though.

    I found my copy of the STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM the other day in my archvies. I don't know where to be begin to modify it to apply to Usenet today...

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    (S(SKK)(SKK))(S(SKK)(SKK))

  97. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this guy's a fucking idiot. He get's press because of that, too. Fucking sad.

  98. Spam, Spyware etc.. by gilesjuk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well if Spam and Spyware continue to increase then the net experience will be affected for some.

    Thing is spyware can be avoided by ditching Windows and Spam is starting to being tackled with email system changes such as the one proposed by Yahoo.

    1. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What makes you think that once people migrate over to other platforms that spyware won't follow them?

      It may be even worse then, since they'll think "oh, hey, I can run anything I want now that I can't get spyware and viruses!"

    2. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      What makes you think that once people migrate over to other platforms that spyware won't follow them?

      Better engineering. MUCH better.

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      - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
    3. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Because the other OS competitors are not obsessed at making your computer remote-controlware-enabled, at least not yet anyway.

      It's one thing to install free software that contains spyware and it's another thing to have something install itself automatically when you click "no" in a little popup box just to make it go away.

    4. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an idiot thing to say. If Unix, Linux or OS X were the dominant platform, do you really think people won't look for and find *some* way to exploit them? Get real!

    5. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider this scenario:

      1. New convert switches to Linux.
      2. Downloads cool new software.
      3. Cool new software says "You must be root to install this. Enter your root password."
      4. Looks up "root password" on Google, and discovers that it's common to need to enter it to install software.
      5. Enters root password.
      6. Software installs itself as root, and uses its wondrous root privileges to take over the system, open ports, install keyloggers, set up spam relays, etc.

      Please explain at what stage the "average user" would have been able to prevent the scenario above?

      The malware could even be distributed in source form - do YOU always read the source code carefully before you "./configure && make && sudo make install"?

      Simple fact - people will always be vulnerable to social engineering attacks, social engineering will always get you root access, and Unix is designed so that once you've got root access, you're GOD. Call that "better engineering"? I call it "not good enough"...

    6. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by antoy · · Score: 1

      Can you name a feature in linux that stops the installation of a second software package, while the first is being installed under instructions from the user? Can you name a feature that can make the distinction?

    7. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I still don't know how people can seriously claim Linux wouldn't have gaping holes poked in it were it to be used by 100 million+ users, with all kinds of spyware hackers looking to profit.

      Morpheus: You're...living in a dreamworld.

      --
      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
    8. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it'd be significant that users would be prompted for a root password. Users would have a heightened awareness that a given program was asking for special privileges.

  99. Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by mekkab · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Television programming will become so bogged down with advertisements and pandering to the lowest common denominator that it will collapse under its own weight in bloat, and we will go back to the telegrammophone."

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The sad thing is, I really doubt we've scraped the bottom yet with TV.

      Even with crap shows like "Wife Swap."

      In 2006, they change to digital signals here in the US. Old TVs won't work. Might be a good time to get rid of the damned thing before I have to see just how much lower they can sink with those shows.

    2. Re:Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Kari's prediction on telegrammophone in the early 20th century:
      Egads, but I do not know a single educated man of my acquaintence that can much longer tolerate the current drought of cultivated material aimed at that besmircher of all that is noble in thought, the telegrammophone, therefore I say without hesitation that within the utmost of one decade that instrument will have been discarded by our civilization and we will have returned to the more sound methods of communication as exemplified by the pony express rider.

    3. Re:Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kari's prediction on pony express in the late 1870's:

      well if it ain't one goldurned thing it's another, pardners, i don't mind giving you a full slop of chinwag where the fortunes of that miracle of modern communication the pony express is concerned, and its a low-down consarned thing that the mail you get nowadays ain't fit for havin others read to you, and is also like as not to have some varmints chaw all drippin down it, or his blood if'n he's been in an injun fight. and i tell you within a good dozen years if we keep up this miserable business we'll all be goin back to get our missives sent by pigeon, which might be a good sight better, seeing as the bearer of bad tidings can always go in the stew if'n you want.

    4. Re:Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by mekkab · · Score: 1

      would that I could wrote in a most convincing victorian prose, I'd follow up with the wittest prognostication of the impending failure of a communication medium (read: I'd rip off Oscar Wilde).

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      In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    5. Re:Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by TechnoLust · · Score: 1

      I haven't had pay TV service in 2 years, and my life has been all the better for it. It's bad when you go to parties and the people that ARE talking about TV are talking about the commercials more than the shows.

      --
      "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
  100. Riddle me this, future boy by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
    Then Kari added, "If the Internet doesn't die on its own in two more years, I'm gonna shoot it myself." He then went on to suggest that BSD is dying, that flying cars are a decade away and that Longhorn will be released by 2007.

    <with exasperation>Blah, blah, blah. Yes, we know all this. Now tell me when DNF is coming out!

  101. Really? by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    OK, so why don't you:

    a) run an open mail relay and see how long until you get shut down
    b) Use Lynx to do any non-trivial interaction
    c) Find the latest news using Gopher
    d) Find the latest documentation on any program, again using Gopher

  102. Burger Flipper available for full time by drfreejon · · Score: 0

    with 4 years application/os deployment (Landesk/InstallShield), package building and testing experience.

    Will work for fries.
    http://www.supersizeme.com

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    http://www.lipservicemusic.com
  103. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by farzadb82 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually, I would re-word what you just said to "It doesn't matter until it affects a person of power."

    Basically what I'm getting at is that it doesn't matter until someone in a position that has the power to force change is affected directly or indirectly.

    As with your example with DOS, more than high-end users were being affected. The competition work out alternatives to use extra memory (EMS memory anyone ?), and it wasn't until MS realized that they were going to loose to the competition that they came out with XMS and High Memory, etc. scheme from DOS 5 onwards.

    Windows Enhanced mode did not take effect for a long time. Lots of applications were still written and being written for DOS, even when Windows 3.1 was around. It wasn't until the release of Windows 95 that things began to change and people started to look towards Windows as a "real" application platform.

  104. Didn't RTFA by GweeDo · · Score: 1

    I was just talking with someone about the current state of doing business on the internet and I have to say that a pretty picturing isn't getting painted. I work for a webhosting company that right now has to filter out 90% of all incoming orders because they are fraud's. I just had someone try and fraud me out of $5.01 on an eBay auction (I mean really...FIVE DOLLARS?!?!?). The thing is, no one is doing anything about it. They just find another credit card and try again. Until there are real penalties commerce on the net will get worse.

  105. "Issues" song by first.last · · Score: 0

    You've got issues!
    Issues!
    Crazy fuckin issues...

    --
    Wishing I was a millionaire since 1969.
  106. No real business is done over internet by Feint · · Score: 1

    Real business transactions are done over private networks. While consumer internet businesses like ebay etc may suffer from internet outages/lack of interest/etc, companies like Ford, Philips etc will barely notice in terms of business transactions. They all use private lines. The reason is simple: you can get a SLA for a private line. Once your traffic hits the public internet, there is no SLA. While you data will probably eventually arrive, packets going from paris to amsterdam might be routed through Sydney. While this is fine for personal email and browsing random web sites, it is unacceptable for real business transactions.

    Sure some small suppliers may access their larger B2B customers via an internet based VPN, but if the public internet starts to crash, those will just be converted to private lines, and the added overhead cost will be reflected in the price of the component produced.

    What the author is actually predicting is in fact the death of the general public's use of the internet. In which case he may/may not be right..
    We'll see..

  107. Longhorn destroys the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't say I'm suprised by the coincidence of Longhorn's release date, and the end of teh interweb.

    Oh well, I'll just use my unconnected computer to spin my open windows, and play with my 3d menus!

  108. FreeBSD has no drivers by tepples · · Score: 1

    Thing is spyware can be avoided by ditching Windows

    How can we do this without forcing people who unwittingly bought Winhardware to replace their computers? In the meantime, until peripheral manufacturers start taking FreeBSD and the like seriously, the simpler route is to just ditch IE.

  109. Usenet isn't dead, despite the eulogies by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the S/N sucks, and it's infested with vermin, but it's alive and well... enough.

    At least, some groups are. Judicious use of killfiles help a lot.

    My current filters mean I never even see about 75% of the posts in alt.guitar.amps . About half of what makes it through is still junk, but it's manageable.

    Yeah. we have lost good people because of the S/N, and a lot of others look in, their eyes pop out of their heads, and they feel screaming down the hall, flapping their arms like chickens. And that's sad, because they could learn a lot there. But it's not dead, yet.

    If only it were legal to go all vigilante on spammers (email, newsgroups, phone, whatever), the poroblem would solve itself in no time. Most of these folks just need the good whuppin' their parents never gave them. 8^/

  110. Imminent Death of the Internet Predicted ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  111. Prophecies by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    I don't remember the gathering, but a bunch of scientists gathered around 1946 to declare that, of all the scientific discoveries to be found, almost all of them had already been found. The next year, they invented the transistor. We all know where that wound up.

    Nah, his is the view of someone who's been bound by all sorts of machinations designed to do something that Microsoft never did, and never could: to design something that immediately responds to problems like spam, pop-ups, viruses, and the whole spyware crud.

    Fer cryin' out loud: we now have ISPs blocking viruses, networks stopping worms, and people thinking that being able to do nothing on the computer is the way it's supposed to be!

    Hear me now, believe me later: when this goes away and the smoke clears, the whole world will be better off in Linux.

    Not an opinion, a belief. Remember these days. These will not be regarded as 'the good old days'. Those were back when Win9x just got started.

    Long live the good _new_ days!

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    --- For a good time mail uce@ftc.gov
  112. Yeah but by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    Y2K5 just has some cosmetic improvements, the engine is still showing it's age. And Madden's commentating is exactly the same . . .ohh wait...

  113. 2006? Better beat the rush... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last Post!

  114. the "public" internet is toast by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    However, the corporates that are piggybacking on the 'internet' via vpn will keep it alive.

    But for the home user, i tend to agree.. its almost to that point now for many of us.

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  115. Business over the internet....pain threshhold.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    Well honestly if Spam, Java ads, popups, etc... got to the point where people actually would stop using the internet the powers that be would just....wait a minute - who the hell cares about those things...after all these four things are what the average person uses the internet for currently: Directions, Shopping, Research, and Online Games. Now online retail games won't give issues with spam or popup ads and looking for directions won't give you trouble either if your using mapquest or yahoo maps etc.. Shopping if done intelligently and using trusted sites like macys.com, etc.. won't give you problems.

    it's only when your looking for something and having to use google or another search engine that you get into trouble with annoyances. Simply because oyu type in what your looking for and half the returns are fake porn sites, jackasses with usefull domain names running ad sites, and maybe somewhere in these returns is a site relative to what your looking for.

    My guess is that in the future search engines will either go away (very unlikely) or they will just get overly strict(read: filter a lot) on what they spider and become less useful because of it.

    Of course we could just take the time to find and kill all the spammers and ayone who runs popups and java ads on their sites and cut off their balls....

  116. Spam maybe by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I don't know about HTTP, but spam is making email nearly useless. People have to play all kinds of games to avoid and filter spam. It is an endless cat-and-mouse game that wont end until something drastic is done, such as paid postage.

    Most solutions used by geeks use obscure technologies, such as Baysian nets. But as soon as these techniques go mainstream, spammers will disect them and work around them.

    In a sense, email has *already collapsed* from a usability standpoint.

  117. AOL-Gen by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    "I predict another five years for the Internet in its present form. The reason for this will be that proper users' dissatisfaction will have reached such heights by then that some other system will be needed, unless the Internet is improved and made reliable," Kari said.

    I get from this article the AOL-hurd and the users who felt buying a PC with internet connection was necessary cause it has been advertized as this really "convenient thing" will just walk away, leaving the more technically able people doing as they have been for decades. Or do I see this wrong?

    Admittedly, I get frustrated too by all the problems from users. But my personal machine rarely gets these problems.

    If John-AOL-doh wont put up with a slight learning curve, so be it imo.

    He points out the internet will come crashing down if there aren't any improvements made. Isn't there.. a constant evolution with as goal to improve things in the IT? (disregarding MS ^_^)

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    I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
  118. Uhh yeah... by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold.

    You mean like this guy's article?

  119. "As it turns out, Kari is a business man" by banausikos · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hmm, I wonder if this is relevant?

  120. Apparently George W, Bush was right after all... by beanlover · · Score: 1

    ...when he said "internets"!

  121. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was watching Dr. Kari talking on MTV3 channel a few days ago and at first I thought that it was a really interesting interviewed, but I changed the channel in 0.666 seconds as soon as noticed that Dr. Kari was wearing a Star Trek communicator badge. That was a really nice way to get rid of all the remaining pieces of credibility.

  122. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No goddamed ads, graphics or any other crap unless you want it.
    You don't even have to have a goddammed web browser installed if you don't want one.

  123. Not in whole, but in part by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    I can't see the internet's actual infrastructure collapsing; the potential for adding additional load handling is enormous. I can, however, see several common sub-protocols collapsing and being replaced. In fact, I welcome it.

    The biggest culprit is email, which is currently hopelessly overburdened with spam. The solutions that have been presented are IMO simply inadequate, and I'm waiting for SMTP to dry up and disappear. I suspect that its successor will be tied to a new, killer instant messaging app.

    The web does have some issues as well, but internet Darwinism is taking place and should eventually solve the problem all by itself. People are more likely to forward pages to friends that do NOT pop-under 15 different advertisements and invite you to install a half-dozen spyware apps.

  124. So what he's saying is... by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

    ..in two years or so, the internet(s) will commit Hannu-Kari?

  125. Only if it happened suddenly. by sbaker · · Score: 1

    For what this guy says to be true, everyone would have to get sufficiently upset that they leave the net together...within a very short space of time.

    If people leave gradually - then the incentive for spammers and spyware pushers and such to invade the net will decrease because the number of people they can reach will be decreasing.

    The most likely realistic outcome is that the number of people on the web will gradually decrease - and so will the level of junk - until we reach a new equilibrium where the threshold of pain is not quite reached. The only question is where that new level is.

    The net could get much smaller - and lose many advert-driven sites - but that would merely return us to where we were before the net was so overrun by people seeking entertainment and such online...except that the infrastructure is much better now.

    Real enthusiasts with machines that are proof against most forms of junk and who have good spam filters will stay - and presumably see things gradually improve as time goes by.

    Personally, I rather preferred the smaller, more elitist Internet where only fairly smart people hung out - and most web sites were put up by people with the pure motive of helping each other.

    Bring it on!

    --
    www.sjbaker.org
  126. happy to believe the hype that trusted OSs keep th by dpilot · · Score: 1

    But it won't, and the effects will be real.

    There will be real sacrifices to use the "safe" Trusted MS OS, just like things broke when moving to XP SP2. The Trusted MS OS will have something on the order of 6 months of an awkward period. During that time, it *will* be safe from all of the evil Internet stuff, but it will be only marginally useful, because the applications won't be there, yet. By the time the applications are there, ingenious entrepreneurs will be there too, figuring out how to bypass the vaunted security. At the point where the security compromises begin, the Trust will be Gone.

    I'm not just picking on Microsoft at not being able to deploy a "secure" OS. IMHO nobody can, there is no silver bullet for computing and network security. Repeat - no silver bullet. Even IF you had 100% perfect software, and I don't believe that's even practical, there's still human engineering. By the time you think you've ruled out human engineering, the OS is practically unusable, at least by Windows standards.

    Take your house, for instance... Before going to bed, don't you check to make sure you didn't forget to lock the doors? Same when parking the car? Don't you notify a neighbor when you're about to leave on a trip, and take some other precautions? Security isn't a buy-once thing, it's a process, and purchasing is only part of it.

    So in the long run, if Microsoft does try to field a Trusted OS, I'd expect it to fail within a year, unless they're able to FORCE everyone to adopt it. More likely than out-and-out failure would be a watering down, so it's *just* the next version of Windows, a little better than the last.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  127. The Internet is Going to Die!!! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    The Internet is going to die in 1993 because the public has access to it!

    No, sorry. The Internet is going to die in 1997 because AOL users have access to it!!

    Oops, sorry. The Internet is going to die in 1999 because of the load placed on it by Dot.Com startups!!!

    Uh, sorry. The Internet is going to die in 2001 because of the Dot.Com bust and no more money for infrastructure!!!!

    Uh, nevermind but, the Internet is going to die in 2004 because of the whole world getting on with broadband and we're running out of IP addresses!!!!!

    Small miscalculation. But now I assure you that the Internet is going to die in 2006 because of spam!!!!!!

    NOW PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!!!

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:The Internet is Going to Die!!! by omahajim · · Score: 1

      you forgot y2k

  128. 40 years of darkness... by TheLoneIguana · · Score: 1

    Earthquakes, volcanos!
    The dead rising from the grave!
    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

  129. Fortunate new invention saves Kari! by SysKoll · · Score: 1
    Fortunately for the author, a new invention will appear in December 2005 just in time for his prediction to be reviewed: The microwavable crow filet.

    That will save him the trouble of eating a raw volatile.

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  130. Remember Citizens Band Radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those old enough, remember the Citizens Band Radio craze. It lasted for a few years and died off. CB radio is still around and performs a vital function, but the hype has gone away and CB does what it was intended to do ( provide low cost radio communications with minimal liscencing requirements). Likewise, the "Internet Craze" will die off and the internet will become what it really does best. Just like CB radio, it will probably look different when things settle out. (my crystal ball is broken, so I don't know what the internet will finally be)

  131. our internet by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    our internet

    I suppose you don't want to go back too far, or you'd wind up back at ARPANET. Unless you think of a DOD-funded network as "our" network.

    I live in a part of the country where many people continually complain about the newcomers. "Gotta stop those Valleys, man!" But then you ask them what the cut-off date should be. Should it be 2000? 1990? 1983? And by the way, when did you arrive here? Chances are you'll want the cutoff date to be right after your arrival.

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  132. What the internet really needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    is just a good low level format and complete reinstall...

  133. Paradox of Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still have quite a few email addresses that I use for corespondence that actually do not get spam... So in a sense you are not always going to suffer from these things automatically.

    Now the problem is that if everyone stopped using email then would not spam be worthless?

    Eventually the effort vs risk vs reward will be so low that spammers won't have an audience to even try anymore. Now that might be a while... Even a decade or so when everyone uses something else other than SMTP.

    Now remnants of what once was the "cyber elite" might actually go back to these archaic protocols since they no longer face the same problem as they did before.

    Then again once that happens and email traffic increases then spam will naturally increase.

    1. Re:Paradox of Email by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Paradoxes are only contradictions without a "Time" axis. The real dynamic here is the "predator/prey" oscillation. Spammers prey on mailboxes, but only swing their relative populations back and forth, out of phase. Along the way, the mailbox prey develop successful defenses. The advantage of cooperative human intelligence makes the spammer predation too expensive, without necessarily making mailboxes too expensive. The long run favors the mailbox, with a persistent background radiation of shortlived, economically-unwise spammers. As long as bosses can send us messages, some kind of spam is inevitable.

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  134. Rubbish by Hecubas · · Score: 1

    I guarantee you that people will make do with personal certificates or other such measures to stay connected. Spam filtering is working, and soon those chumps will be throwing bits to the wind as no network worth using will permit such rubbish to enter. Hopefully by 2006 will see "public" network security catch on and a lot less wasted resources.

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  135. Why are ISP's not held more accountable? by monkeyfarm · · Score: 1

    OK, so I'm not the most technical person in the world, but why in the world aren't ISP's made to take more responsibility for stopping all the garbage. Virus, trojans, and 'sploits can't circulate beyond one or two "bad" computers if ISP stop the traffic that contains the malicious data... Right?

    Why does this seem so obvious? People are not allowed to send bombs in the mail/post, so why are the electronic versions so easy to spread?

    On a different but related topic...

    And after spending like 2 hours trying to get CashBackBuddy off a coworker's computer yesterday, I HONESTLY don't know why someone that has not lost valuable or life-critical data to those asshats that make software like bargain buddy, bullseye network, cashback and navisearch, etc. has not been clubbed to death. I'm serious, I can see a circumstance where both the management responsible as well as the programmers are gunned down because they caused "the wrong person" to loose some important data, etc.

    If these supreme fart-holes that are programming this stuff realized that their lives were in danger if they continue, perhaps that would help. Apparently the written laws or enforcement mechanisms are insufficient to deal with these people, so perhaps some good ol' vigilante justice makes sense until the wwwild wwwild wwwest is actually civilized.

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    What I don't know I just fake...
  136. ... gives the Internet 2 more years by CrasHUV · · Score: 1

    I only have one question, which one? I only recently learned there were internets, so maybe a bit of clarity would help.

    Despite the jab, I still like Bush in 04.

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    Its all just smoke and mirrors.
  137. The good doctor is wrong by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold.

    The doctor is wrong for several reasons.

    First off, his premise is based off of nothing changing. The Internet behaves like an evolutionary biological system. Spammers send out spam, people build spam filters to lock out spam, and then the spammers improve spam to beat the filters. It mirrors a biological eveloutionary race. Unless one group eliminates the other entirely by an new improvement in strategy, this will go back and forth for a long time.

    Furhtermore, there is also a predator-prey model at work. As the predators(spam,viruses,spyware) become more prevalent, the 'weak' users will be weeded out. Actually, they will get fed up and abandon the meidum. The 'stronger' prey are more impervious to such nusances, and will just ignore them. As the easy prey decreeses, so does the profitiability of spammers, spyware, and vectors for virri. This will cause their numbers to drop, and allow a new batch of weak prey to enter the model.

    The netw will never 'crash' due to issues such as this, but it may experience rises and falls in popularity among the masses. The sky is not falling.

    --

    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  138. HaHaHa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, then I will give global economies two more weeks. The US stock markets have been supported by you idiots' retirement funds with one intention. But it is not to make investment gains for the holders, figure out what it is.

    The net will never collapse. It will only paralyse regionally and occasionally for a short while as there are all the reasons in the world to keep it going and continue generating financial gains for all parties.

  139. or is this an infomercial? by evil_one666 · · Score: 1
    from the article-
    As it turns out, Kari is a business man and a professor, with "background influence" at SSH Communications Security and security company Nixu. He has also worked at Nokia and was a contributing designer to the GPRS standard, and himself holds upwards of a few dozen patents.
    As per usual, security scare created by somebody trying to "sell security".
  140. Yeah, well... by punxking · · Score: 1

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold

    the public pain threshold?! Clearly this guy has never seen American TV.

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    You can have my cynical agnosticism when you pry it from my cold, dead logic.
  141. Filtering out all the noise is simple by joel2600 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's a lot of junk out there, but can we deal with it or is it really just going to make everything collapse? Look at the message board you are typing on right now, it's the perfect example. Yeah, there are a lot of half-wits posting nonsense, but when you look through the comments, the moderators have graciously filtered the noise so that all we see is the meat and potatoes of the better responses left by people, instead of having to filter through all the crap ourselves. Maybe the internet will collapse in a sense, but data networks are never going away, that much should be plainly obvious. Now if such a "collapse" or mass-exodus were to occur, it would be a great thing because the internet would go back to being what it once was in the mid 90s, back when things were simpler, so I for one hope that day comes. Perhaps with spyware and adware taking over users computers, more people will understand the joy of learning linux and taking a more active role in their computer, thus making them smarter as well to not fall for the average "click here" user, which there are so many of right now. as long as governments stay out of this buisness, things will correct themselves

  142. How to Get Lifetime Tenure by sjasja · · Score: 1
    The esteemed professor is setting himself up as a guru.

    "... unless the Internet is improved and made reliable," Kari said.

    Right now, all the time, new spam combatting methods are being thought up.

    In two years, Herr Doctor will point at the spam filters created in the last two years and announce to the world how good it is that the computer industry listened to his warning and created the "internet improvements". And all us maggots must now bow down before him.

    Two years is conveniently long to guarantee that some improvements will happen, but short enough so he doesn't have to wait too long until Step Three: PROFIT!!!

  143. This is not news by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    The death of the net has been a frequent cry over the past couple decades.

  144. Just so you know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm doing my best to archive all the porn, sorting it this time too.

  145. Wikis are the exception by cpghost · · Score: 1

    So much for the electronic frontier. Anarchy is always good until you have actual people involved.

    Well, Wikipedia and other wikis are the proof that this is not necessarily true.

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    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  146. The only thing that might collapse the Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the sheer weight of the bullsh** from fear mongering idiots like this guy who do a half assed attempt at selling some product or service by cloaking it in dire predictions as part of some bogus "scholarly discourse".

  147. Let the general public leave by cpghost · · Score: 1

    When the general public decides that it's too big of a pain in the ass to do anything on the Internet, the Internet will start to shrink.

    What would be wrong with that? Seriously? If the uneducated part of the general public left, this would only be beneficial to the rest of us. It may also increase S/N ratio. It would also deter spammers by making the smaller Internet population less attractive to them etc...

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    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
    1. Re:Let the general public leave by Wtcher · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but it would decrease the incentive for businesses to develop, implement or otherwise invest in fancy and innovative internet solutions, technologies, or services. Would you bother to establish or maintain a service that only a very small portion of your audience makes use of?

      That may include spamming and advertising, but that would also include things such as product information publishing, gaming, etc.

      The very likelihood is that the internet won't collapse, but limiting the access to specific groups of people is a bad idea (not that that'll happen either).

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      ----- Wtcher Dragon, UDIC
  148. A static idea on an evolving medium by Badgerman · · Score: 1

    With all respect to this gentleman's knowledge, he seems to be thinking that the Internet won't evolve, that people won't adapt, and that technology won't change.

    People are used to what the internet brings - access to information and services of various natures. They want it. They will find ways to overcome problems with the system, and folks will be glad to provide (and probably sell) them solutions.

    The Internet isn't what it was when it started, what it was 10 years ago, and even what it was 5 years ago. It will be something different 5 years from now and 10 years from now.

    That's not death, that's evolution.

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    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  149. Don't believe him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's from the same department that previously predicted: 1) in '98 that telecom firms will go out of business in a few years because internet phonecalls are free, 2) in 2000 that broadcast television companies will go out of business in a few years because media can be multicasted/streamed over the internet, and "as we all know it internet is free".

    VoIP is only now making small breakthroughs, and I don't see multicast working very well because of all the firewalls and NATs. Anyway, he's a visionary and visionaries are supposed to make outrageous suggestion, otherwise they would get any headlines :-)

  150. Hannu kari by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now you're just making up names.

  151. Er when was this exactly - 1840 perhaps? by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1

    I've been lurking around most of the internet since
    the early 90's and the S/N has *always* been bad on
    USENET. So (with the exception of comp.risks(!!!))
    when exactly was it good? (You are old Father Time...).

  152. Woody Allen Quip by bstadil · · Score: 1

    Finland: the country where people sing Night and Day 6 month at a time.

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  153. Uh, yeah by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Well, I was going to write some sarcastic comment about how this guy was right and we really need to go back to the way we did things before the internet...until I realized I couldn't imagine what it was like doing those things before the internet ...

    I think that's a decent case that it has some staying power... remember when TV turned to total crap, and was overpriced, and everybody got mad and threw out their TVs and that was the End Of Television As We Know It? yeah...

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  154. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by mok000 · · Score: 1
    Basically, this guy is saying that the Internet in its current form won't be around in five years.

    Duh! That's a null statement. NOTHING will be around in its current form in five years! I just love it when the everybody drops jaw just because some notability spews predictions about the future. Nobody knows anything, that's the simple truth. Making predictions is ludicrous. I am surprised anyone of reputation is willing to do such a thing.

    As for email, I don't see the problem. I get 100-200 spams a day but 99.9% are filtered out. I've never seen a false positive, and if it ever happens -- my phone number is on my homepage.

  155. A good thing, too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..cuz who'd want to be constipated in heaven?

  156. No it will just become dumber by gelfling · · Score: 1

    The internet will finally achieve what you've all wanted all these years - common ordinary functional acceptance. Of course what goes along with that is all the dreck and garbage 'content' that supports it like advertising, porn, sweepstakes and 99.99% of the blogs.

  157. An apropos (approxmate) quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Nobody ever goes to Madison Square Garden. It's too crowded."
    --Casey Stengel

  158. Shortsighted by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the comment of someone to who "Internet" means the same as "My favorite homepage". Just because the WWW is currently flooded with advertising doesn't mean the rest of the Internet isn't doing pretty well, thank you very much.

  159. Fear mongering by tail.man · · Score: 0

    This is a preparation for eliminating the free internet.

    Internet 2 with strong auth for all users and UN control is the goal. No more pesky indy media and alternative views.

    Once they have the net, freedom will be doomed.

    Ran Dather! War is Peace, slavery is freedom!

    Hail the leader and the loving Gov!

    http://www.infowars.net/Pages/Oct_04/181004_guan ta namoization.html

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  160. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. IRC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddamned right. Goddammit!!!

    ps: try the decaf. it helps.

  161. What about all the other internets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    that Bush talked about (and Gore invented)? Will they be gone to?

  162. Previous Internet Deaths by Herbmaster · · Score: 1
    Previous Internet Deaths
    • Usenet is, as far as I can tell, completely worthless.
    • Email pisses me off. Its value is a fraction of what it was 5 or even 3 years ago. The only reason it remains at all usable is that people like it so much and they've put a lot of effort into making it usable.
    • IRC is a fraction of its former self. EFNet in particular has fallen.
    • Slashdot has been forced to implement user accounts and moderation.
    • Napster is dead. I'm not talking new legit-and-by-the-books Napster, I'm talking about oldschool Napster. So we invented gnutella. It sucks.
    • Older protocols have died and been superceded by replacements which have been more fortunate: talk, gopher, archie.

    Future Internet Deaths
    • 3+ years ago, google was strong. It is increasingly common to search for certain things on google and come back with 2+ pages of google-bombed advertising instead of real information.
    • Slashdot will destroy itself by reaching a critical mass where no one will be able to read articles posted to slashdot before the slashdot effect downs the hosting servers. Since no one will have read the articles, all of the posters won't have read the articles.


    Disclaimer: I didn't read the article.
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  163. I suspect it's because by aristus · · Score: 1

    Your sig makes you sound like a petulant anarcho-kiddie, and the linked paper has no interesting or original ideas. Sorry.

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    1. Re:I suspect it's because by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Believe what you want, then. The idea is original, in the sense that everyone else dreams up mind-numbing mathematical schemes to hide identity via custom software. The idea is wholly unoriginal in that someone else dreamt up the VPN and routing long before I ever thought this up. I'm somewhat of an anarchist, petulant only to people like yourself, and by definition have been a "kiddy" for many, many years.

      Like anything else, the "network effect" is really causing problems. That is, if there is no content on this network, then no one feels the need to join. If no one joins, there won't ever be much content. If even a few of you could see past that, and waste 40 minutes setting up the VPN software to connect, you might see something else.

      Would definitely interest the networking geeks more than others I think, you know, the people like myself who have the old token ring mau in the rack, with a few 386s hooked up, just to see what it's like. But really, it should interest anyone with even a little vision, and a fair amount of sense. Our anonymity may not be bullet-proof yet, but even as I'm writing this post here, a discussion rages there on just how to improve it.

      If you're bored, and in search of a project to doodle with this evening, why not check it out? If you have friends in another nation, why not bring them along?

  164. Better Step it up a notch! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Oh my! I am only gonna have two more years of downloading p0rn! Better get busy!

  165. For anyone who watches adult swim.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "can anyone tell me what the internet was and how it almost distroyed the world in 2006?"
    - Sealab 2021

  166. Doesn't matter... by The1Genius · · Score: 1

    The world is going to end tomorrow - who cares about 2006?!?

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  167. Until it's not suitable for business purposes? by rnturn · · Score: 1

    IMHO, it was when the Internet was opened up for commercial purposes when all the crud started flowing. Maybe, when businesses see it as unsuitable for their mass marketing needs and go away, the 'net will start to function properly again. Perhaps raising the cost of admission to the ".com" domains might work to keep out some of the garbage that's clogging up the works. Who knows? But something's got to happen. Thirty-six emails in the Inbox this morning at work and only one of them was something I asked to receive or from someone that I know. I'm getting a bit sick of having to go through all the junk. It's way too much like the daily ritual of sifting through all the junk snail mail that I get at home.

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    1. Re:Until it's not suitable for business purposes? by Zareste · · Score: 1

      Yep. I can't even find that 'grain of truth' Erick was talking about.

      The internet collapses because it loses the dumb-ass businesses that ruin it and make life worse for everyone? Sure, and then the computer world itself will collapse when Microsoft longer has a grip on it. I think Dr. Hannu Kari needs to go back to selling placebo pills.

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      I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
  168. IPv6 by Deorus · · Score: 1

    Why don't you join the IPv6 network and disconnect from the IPv4 one? You'd be doing everyone a favor, including yourself! What we need right now is a couple of elitists just like you making the next generation Internet more valuable than what it currently is!

  169. For a few it's already dead by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    I was talking to a non-geek friend of mine last night. This guy is probably about your average Joe Sixpack type. Anyway, I told him that the photos of my son's wedding were on my site if he wanted to see them. He said that with his system being filled with viruses, spam, popups, & spyware, it had slowed down to the point of being practically useless. Most times he couldn't even get online. They had reached the point of not even bothering to turn it on.

    I told him about programs that could get rid of the junk, but it was like I was speaking a foreign language. He asked for help, but he lives about 60 miles away and I'm not going in that direction any time soon.

    So, for him and his wife, there is no internet now. It makes you wonder how many people there are out there that have just given up.

  170. B..bu....but ... where will i get my porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really, that factor alone is why he wrong.... unless he has a better solution where i can get cheap and free pron anytime i want in privacy of my own home....

  171. Where they all went... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "All the spammers and trolls noticed that everyone left, so they left too."

    And now they're writing/commenting on weblogs.
    [Assume clever links to examples here. I'm tired.]

  172. that won't do it... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ..but what MIGHT do it is mandated schemes like "trusted computing" and internet 2 and a few whopper corporations and "public service and infoscammation" orgs and such like working hand in hand with government turning the net into a big opt in pay per view deal, like cable TV. I'm serious too, that's what it looks like right now, the trends if you extrapolate it enough.

    I can see that happening easily. Won't take much, a few more high profile terrorist incidents, the next few big worms that take out a lot of peoples boxes and maybe some routers, etc, whatever. A couple of laws passed, universal ID to "stop terrorism" and to "protect the children" and to stop "evile criminal file sharing and get rid of spammers", etc. Pick the top dozen YRO topics, THAT'S what is going to bork the net, not any one of them, all of them in conjunction together.

    Stuff can change FAST, and I don't think it's wise to completely dismiss the notion that these corporate governmental alliances can do stuff that you might not like, but that 99% of the people out there WOULD like and that almost everyone would put up with.

    People have proven over and over again they will gladly give up freedoms for "more security". It's daily in the news, no reason to think the net would be much different. Eventually.

    Whether or not that would count as taking the net down is a matter of opinion, but I would say compared to the way it is now (almost total anarchy), that *yes* it would count.

    Governments and big corporations ain't digging on that wild wild west anarchy action,costs them money and power/control and is embarrassing to them because of that, so I would be way surprised if they let it continue for much longer. All they need is a few big excuses for public relations propoganda purposes, and they are close enough to having them now.

  173. He must be out of range... by LucasALC · · Score: 0

    This guy must live in a non-cable area and too far from the CO so he mustn't be able to get ADSL either. That's why he can't stand everyone enjoying the internet but him...

  174. easy way to confirm this without Netcraft by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Just check the number of posts to usenet about the internet. If there has been a decline in the number of posts about the internet, then the internet is truly dying....

  175. Anonymity is overrated. by aristus · · Score: 1
    What you seem to be looking for is exclusivity, and a chance to pay with net protocols. Otherwise you'd just set up a Freenet ring.

    How about something more useful than some electronic coven? There are damn few independent archives... which means there is no public record. Big fucking problem there; one that is starting to haunt us already.

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    1. Re:Anonymity is overrated. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Freenet had about 200 java processes running. Took 48 hours before a few of the icons on the index pages would load... never got more than that, even a week later. Even assuming it was slightly more usable, it discards everything that was good about the last 15 years of networking. Sorry, but I like my IPv4 (and v6).

      Yes, personally I love playing with net protocols. For me, that's one of the purposes of this. But that doesn't have to be *your* purpose. Make up one of your own, or share some of the other dozens I've heard. If it can justly be described as a 'coven', then that is only because I have so much trouble finding people who will invite yet more people. It could be big... I'm not quite sure how big yet, but 10s of 1000s of people, minimum. I don't want exclusivity, I'd like to see everyone there.

      As for anonymity, I don't think it can be overrated. How many times have we read about some innocent project or another that was squashed. Devil's advocates have to strain credulity pretty badly to argue that bnetd was primarily about piracy. I don't feel like listing them all, but the examples don't stop there. Wouldn't those sorts of things be better off hosted somewhere other than the internet, somewhere anonymous? I don't feel like waiting for courts and legislators to grow brains or hearts.

      If I ever do consider working on such an archive, I could never host it on the internet itself.

  176. solution. by DeathByDuke · · Score: 1

    "The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold.

    Download all the 'bulk of rubbish' into Data. That positronic brain sure has the capacity to store it all.

    Hey presto! Clean internet..

  177. Video On Demand, VoIP and Broadband by Mybrid · · Score: 1
    Happy Wednesday!

    Isn't there some law that now matter how big the disk drive, you'll always fill it up?

    I think the biggest threat is the conversion of people from 56K baud modems to broadband. People will start using the Internet more.

    Then you also have the bandwidth that is required to transmit video and audio digitally via the Internet. Again, bandwidth demand will increase thus pushing the limits.

    Eventually once some part of the Internet breaks because of bandwidth the American Congress will pass yet again the largest Highway and Transportation bill that not only pours more records amount of concrete in America but also builds out more Internet. AFter all, isnt' the Internet just another highway for transporting goods and services common to all?

    Cheers!
    -Mybrid

  178. Step 1. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Realize that Internet wasn't all good in "the good old days". If you remember the eLiTe groups (yes, they used to be that in the old days, viruses, trojans, asshats, leechers, spammers... seriously, they've been around since well... forever. I see this about "SPIM" being new, well whoopideedoo.. I got that as a pre-1 million ICQ user.

    Internet does not collapse in any meaningful way just because of bullshit like that. Yes, it may become harder to directly establish a 1-1 contact directly. You know what? There's hundreds of places to meet online and exchange contact within a limited group, called forums. Or IRL exchange of contact info for initial contact.

    And that's not counting everything else Internet is used for.

    Kjella

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  179. Just In! Minoxidil + Dr. Hannu Found Deadly... by sasquatch+zeke · · Score: 1

    to Psychiatrists.

    In related news, Dr. David Spiegel commits hairy Kari.

    SZ

  180. entire system will crumble to bits by vettemph · · Score: 1

    The entire system will crumble to bits

    No pun intended???

    Really, isn't the entire system already 'bits' by design?

    Will I get modded down for dangling on the first post?

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    The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
  181. You know what that means... by MSDos-486 · · Score: 1

    Time to fire up the old BBS server

  182. Dang! by ESqVIP · · Score: 1
    I don't think Duke Nukem Forever will be out until then...

    How am I gonna warez it?

  183. Might be possible... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    I think there is some truth in what was said. I do believe that there will always be some sort of Internet like network available, but that in the future it may not be organized like we are framiliar with now. I can see an idea like Internet2 becoming very popular 4 or 5 years down the road. Perhaps businesses and research organizations will use a separate network from the standard one. This way they don't have to deal with viruses, worms, porn and the like. Normal users can have their network while more serious users can have a separate one.

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  184. Pessimist Predictions .. by earthstar · · Score: 1
    Every now and then a big prof or scientist comes out with a warning that " Its all going to get over".

    Once its a Armageddon due to a incoming comet to hit the earth or like today " The end of Internet".

    Not only havent we seen any of those happen,or has it happened.

    The Earth and the universe has been out there for millions of years,and some "scientist " will come out with a prediction that earth will blow up due to a comet.Probably they want to cause a flutter in the media.

    Same with the internet as any other thing.

    Iam not a big scientist ,but youll certainly accept as years go by.

    None of those extinctions are gonna happen.May be the endangered species and crude oil.But thats about it.

  185. email has already been replaced by Mordes · · Score: 1

    by instant messangers linked to email... basicly my email accounts don't accept mail unless it comes from a pre approved list... and that list comes from my instant messanger lists... both of which are invite only... if one wishes for privacy all one needs to do is close the door

  186. Re: death of the net by sakshale · · Score: 1

    News at eleven.....

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  187. Re: Usenet dead, email dead, google dead... by lahvak · · Score: 2, Funny

    that means that soon the only place to find any info will be slashdot...

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  188. And the funny thing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It's really not a huge pain, people are just having to awaken to the fact that the Internet isn't a perfectly safe place. When I first got on the Internet I'd never heard of a firewall, not sure if the term had even been coined. Now there's one on practically every system, and most networks.

    People are slowly awakening to the fact that they have to take some steps to protect themselves, and finding out how to do so. I've helped a number of friends and family get virus scanners, firewalls, spyware checkers, and given them education as to things to do and not do.

    It's not like everyone is having to become an expert in computer secuity or anything, just learning the simple basic steps, the programs they need to run, the things to not do, etc to be safe.

  189. The general public will be the last to leave by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1
    What would be wrong with that? Seriously? If the uneducated part of the general public left, this would only be beneficial to the rest of us.

    Why do you think that's the demographic that would leave? Besides, it's not the general public that's the problem, it's a relatively small number of spammers and crackers. Most of the general public are just consumers. They neither contribute to nor detract from most internet services they use (such as the web), other than consuming bandwidth. The average "general public" internet user is a nice guy who doesn't write spam or create worms. They may unintentionally propogate worms through bad security, but we'll always have those kinds of people on the Internet, and we need to figure out how to deal with it instead of hoping someday they'll all go away.

    -jim

    1. Re:The general public will be the last to leave by cpghost · · Score: 1

      On a second thought, you may be right.

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  190. IPv? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah, but will it die before or after implementing IPv6?

    If it's after, I think we can relax a bit longer. Hell, I'm sure Duke Nukem Forever is currently aimed at IPv6 networked play...

  191. Scary by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1
    • The Internet was designed to withstand nuclear attack.
    • Spam will bring down the Internet.
    • Conclusion: Spam is more powerful than nuclear weapons.

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  192. Re:Bob Metcalfe also predicted this in 1997 or 199 by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    and here it is, in all it's wonderful glory

    Big of him to keep it up there. He has a couple of good points I think, but was basically just voicing what most old journos thought about the net when it came along: "What will become of us when anyone can publish an article and anyone can read it?" There was an amazing amount of bile thrown at the Internet by people like him at the time as I recall.

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    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
  193. And in related news... by kjots · · Score: 1

    The Millenium Bug will whipe out all computer records and reduce all computer systems to nothing more then elaborate paper weights and ... oh ... wait ... never mind.

  194. Adapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theres ways around spam and the crap thats on the Internet (I have no issues with spam or crap what so ever). Will crap reach critical mass soon? Maybe, but theres always ways around it. Maybe the avg joe user will get tired of the crap, but the more technology inclined will always find ways to deal with it.

    The bottom line is either Internet users will have to learn to adapt or just say the hell with it. It's happened in almost every type of media and there still kicking.

    Just my two cents, keep the change.

  195. The internet isn't TV. by ltbarcly · · Score: 1, Informative

    This guy doesn't seem to understand that the internet gives the user the choice of where to find the information they are seeking. So if www.sellout.com is starting to suck and be full of ads, www.realdeal.org will just start getting all the traffic instead.

    Personally, I used to get about 50-150 spams a day. Now I forward all my email accounts to gmail, and that number is down to 2-3 spams per day (and they all seem to be from the same porn site for some reason). So where before I usually didn't even bother to sift through my email, now it is painless. Things get fixed. If spam made email useless, then I could just use something else, or a propriatary messaging service. Or set up a web page where people could send me messages. Whatever. It would be less convienient (then email working perfectly, which it never has) at first, but incremental improvements would quickly solve that.

    The internet will never be threatened by alot of junk, so long as there is non-junk available somewhere.

  196. Re:Conclusion... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Maybe we'll actually get the internet back. Remember what it was before AOL made the leap? The ones that will be left are the ones that know HOW to protect themselves from this junk, so it won't be much of an issue. The signal-to-noise maybe very well go UP for once, and it may generally become a more productive/enjoyable experience.

  197. Does this mean?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that we have to rely on *GASP* gossip?

  198. internet down by 2006 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol, & bill gates will be broke in 24 hours...

  199. Internet backup by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Time to start backing up the internet.

    No need to. The backup is on-line. here's the link. And here's another one. And two more. As you can see, the Internet is nicely backed up and the backup copies are avaiable on-line, so there is nothing to worry about. In two years when it's gone we'll just have to download the backup copy from one of the abovementioned links.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  200. Impending Apocalypse by Mysterian81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a nice hypothetical question: What would you do if somehow you knew 24 hours in advance that the world as we know it, i.e. the internet, would collapse? Would you download the latest version of your favorite Linux programs, turn of the computer in quiet resignation, or would you nostalgically make your last few Slashdot posts? Think about it.

  201. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, but that is the problem. With heavy moderation comes groupthink and censor of ideas that the group might not like.

    This is bullshit! Mod parent down! Oh, wait...

  202. I agree by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    For example, I used to enjoy debates on newsgroups, but last I checked (several years ago), they were just full of trash. The topics I was interested in had been largely abandoned by those that were actually knowledgable in the fields due in great part to this. Another example is Yahoo message boards. Here we see what the lack of pretty much any moderation entails. Spam infested, crapflood infested, it's pretty difficult to get any meaningful discussion there.

    Very true. Another example is Slashdot. Even few years ago everything was different. Completely different. It has changed since then. Furthermore, it seems to keep changing still. It's hard to predict how it will look like in the future.

    I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

    I totally agree with you on the stringent entrance requirements. Actually, I am still in favour of my old proposal to introduce an IQ test in the registration process in on-line fora such as Slashdot and at the very least give some karma penalty for people with low IQ which could be adjusted in the Comment Options much like the Small Comment Penalty. With the Small IQ Penalty everyone would set a threshold below which posts would get their scores decreased by a given modifier, maybe even using a percentile threshold like with the New User Modifier, so one would be able to read posts only written by e.g. the most intelligent 2% of Slashdot population. With an automated test it might work quite well. The needed infrastructure is already available. Of course taking the test would be optional, at least for some time, and anyone who has not taken the test would get an average 100 points (which would encourage people to take the test out of embarrassment). I think it is a really good idea.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  203. He's got it backwards. by praetis · · Score: 1

    It's not about a PAIN threshold. It's about a PLEASURE threshold. The internet is pretty much a big porn shop nowadays. How much can YOU take before YOU collapse? I for one have a 120GB hard drive.

  204. treat illegal businesses as drug dealers by glsunder · · Score: 1

    If we treated all illegal businesses (and business people) as drug dealers, and apply forfeiture laws to them, we would see 1 of 2 good things happen:
    1. fewer spammers and criminals (such as enron peeps) operating out of the USA.
    or
    2. a repeal of forfeiture laws which run counter to the ideals of the constitution by being applied before a person is convicted.

    10:1 says that once you apply them to CEOs, you'd end up with number 2, but it might help hurt spammers in the mean time. It'd never happen of course, because where would politicians get their money?

  205. Like a broken clock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like a broken clock is right twice a day.

    If he keeps saying that, maybe someday it will be true and he'll say "I told you so".

    while (inetAlive) {
    printf("I predict the internet will be dead tomorrow\n");
    sleep 86400;
    printf("Ok, that didn't work out, but I have another prediction.... ");
    }

  206. Spam event horizon? by infonography · · Score: 0

    Many years ago this was a thriving, happy planet - people, cities, shops, a normal world. Except that on the high streets of these cities there were slightly more spam shops than one might have thought necessary. And slowly, insidiously, the number of the spam shops were increasing. It's a well-known economic phenomenon but tragic to see it in operation, for the more spam shops there were, the more spams they had to make and the worse and more unwearable they became. And the worse they were to wear, the more people had to buy to keep themselves shod, and the more the shops proliferated, until the whole economy of the place passed what I believe is termed the spam Event Horizon, and it became no longer economically possible to build anything other than spam shops. Result - collapse, ruin and famine. Most of the population died out. Those few who had the right kind of genetic instability mutated into birds who cursed their feet, cursed the ground and vowed that no one should walk on it again.

    Simple replace, but the sad thing is it makes some sense this way.

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  207. Good Bad Attitude by noda132 · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    It's a little like locking a house: if you try to make the locking system as unobtrusive and inconspicuous as possible, somebody will test to see if it works, but if the system appears extremely difficult to break down as soon as you look at it, anyone with evil intentions will probably admit that it's not even worth trying to break in there.

    This is exactly the opposite of Paul Graham's attitude expressed in the Good Bad Attitude mentioned on Slashdot recently:

    Show any hacker a lock and his first thought is how to pick it.

    I make it no secret that I sleep with my apartment door unlocked. Nobody has ever "tested" my door, despite the facts that I'm likely asleep and there's likely expensive stuff inside. However, were I to install a large array of deadbolts positioned very visibly on the outside of my door, I feel I'd likely have somebody stare at them for a while, wondering just how to get at what's on the other side.

    I agree with Paul Graham to a much greater extent than Hannu H. Kari.

  208. I predict that in five years by kintarowins · · Score: 1

    I will be five years older.

    I think this guy is just a little pissed off, hence that mood has given him a negative bias. Its just like the emo girls weblog, she doesnt see herself going anywhere and writes for attention, but in a few years she will grow up and the problems will be countered by some logical solution and thought.

    The Internet will do exactly the same.

  209. Unless there's a solution to DDoS attacks by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1
    then the prediction could come true. Right now criminals are renting out botnets at prices most people can afford, and poor people can download attack tools and build their own botnets.

    A system where any of a billion people can turn off almost any website whenever they want is unstable. I won't predict the imminent death of the net but I can trivially predict that it will have to change.

    By the way, did he really say "crumble to bits"? Isn't that what it is already, lots and lots of bits?

  210. Typical slashdot reaction.... by Habahaba · · Score: 1
    Nobody read the articles...

    Almost half said that "bulls.... this is not happening. We have filters. Come and see the real world" - Well, in the real world probably 99% of net users aren't using any SPAM filters 'cause they are still too hard to use. We have two instances of SpamBayes on Outlook at work. Seems easy, but according to the users, it is "making a mess." And try to set up a SPAM filter for IMAP. Yeah, been there, done that. I know why nobody has them. Slashdotters have time and passion to tune filters. They live for that. Maybe you guys should look outside to the real world (and change that Matrix screensaver already!).

    The other half is saying that "If there is a problem, we'll fix it." But they have the same filters in place. They do not see the problems. And that, my slashdotters, is Kari's point! He is trying to wake you up to do something about it. RTFA.

    Mostly these postings here just prove that Kari is on the right tracks... the information in here is getting burried under the noise.

  211. public pain! by stringless · · Score: 1

    More stories and people like this, the public pain threshold will burst.

  212. Deceptive Quotient aka DQ ;) by n54 · · Score: 1

    Two issues concerning the IQ Penalty idea:

    1. Intelligence Quotient tests are fairly narrow (and somewhat culturally dependent) tests not measuring all forms of intelligence and as such a very rudimentary tool (take a look at Mensa: "intelligence" (IQ) does not always equal sanity, rationality or behaviour, just some types of logic).
    2. The whole point of using IQ Penalty (or IQ Bonus) for some kind of automatic recognition of validity defeats much of the purpose. Better to see for one self if the reasoning in posts is actually sound, and point out if one thinks it isn't.

    I'm biased as I don't think an IQ Penalty sytem will do much except stifle both the good and bad sides of Slashdot, i.e. less of all, maybe slightly less good than bad, but in no way more good.

    Part of the reason for my point of view is that I have (had) the scores (oldest first):
    163 (age 21, professional test by the military in my country)
    144 (age 23, professional but commercial test by a formerly large software company in my country)
    128 (age 28, commercial but national test partly for a tv entertainment program)
    All the tests were certified IQ test.

    According to this I should be (fairly rapidly) getting more stupid, but I am much more considerate and experienced today than I was at 21, and I think we can all agree reflection is an accumulative process...

    At every point (21 to now) did I make errors, I'm convinced I will continue to do so in the "best" of human traditions :)

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  213. Re:Apparently George W, Bush was right after all.. by Rakarra · · Score: 1
    He always was. There's been an Internet2 for a long time. And 'internet' refers to a network of computers, "The Internet" refers to the global internet we love.

  214. Thing that has been forgotten: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Entertainment purposes. Despite all the rubish, it seems likely that at least some strands of reason and enjoyment will persist. And maybe the rubbish will be starved and die, bit by bit, as no one pays attention... or, at least, that's the extreme.

    *predicts equilibrium*

  215. Reality Check by KermitJunior · · Score: 1

    Do you think the small amount of money you and everyone else spends on your TV programming pays for the shows you do watch. If the ads go away, so do all of the shows. Oh, and those magazines would diappear, too. Think, McFly. Think.

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  216. Maybe you’re right by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    take a look at Mensa: "intelligence" (IQ) does not always equal sanity, rationality or behaviour, just some types of logic

    Yes, I might be a good example indeed... I get your point. Just forget about it.

    I'm biased as I don't think an IQ Penalty sytem will do much except stifle both the good and bad sides of Slashdot, i.e. less of all, maybe slightly less good than bad, but in no way more good.

    Every system of censorship (or "moderation," if you will) will not make more good, but can only make less bad. But you may be right and a different test focused on literacy might indeed be a better idea.

    According to this I should be (fairly rapidly) getting more stupid, but I am much more considerate and experienced today than I was at 21, and I think we can all agree reflection is an accumulative process...

    I wouldn't personally consider military tests comparable to TV entertainment, nor would I consider commercial ones as such. You talk about some cultural dependency so presumably those tests have little in common with those in Mensa, but in any case, the IQ is calculated in such a way that 100 is an average level among people of the same age in a given population, so you might get more intelligent, but not as fast as other people, so the gap between your level and the average is getting poportionally smaller.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."