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  1. Re:Oh for the love of.. on Why You Should Be More Interested In Mars Than the Olympics · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all part of the Space Nutter religion. Complete disdain for normal human activity, but somehow caring about the entire species getting off this rock. Presumably, the "species" is limited to the Cheetos-dust-covered, basement-dwelling morbidly obese translucently pale worshipers of 1960s Space Age propaganda.

    Still pissed that your parents wouldn't send you to space camp?

  2. Re:It's ugly on The Rise of the Junkweb and Why It's So Awesome · · Score: 1

    You stand a better chance of getting cool by arguing the price down to $20 at the junkyard. Why would that schematic be on the Internet? It's a cheap PCB module made by some unknown Mexican / Chinese / whatever module maker. The actual schematic probably doesn't even exist at this point - once the printed up the PCB and the pick lists, it probably got overwritten when the designer's 100 meg hard drive got filled up with porn.

    You COULD spend entertaining hours reverse engineering that thing, but instead you're wasting time on Slashdot.

    Your mother would be ashamed....

  3. Re:It's ugly on The Rise of the Junkweb and Why It's So Awesome · · Score: 1

    places frequented by teenage girls and sexually frustrated housewives.

    [citation needed]

  4. Re:Horrible, horrible threat... on New Mac Trojan Installs Silently, No Password Required · · Score: 1

    However, blocking the threat is as simple as an ACL on your router...

    This time. Next week it's a different address. So now you're playing Wack-a-mole?

    Sounds like a vaguely familiar strategy....

  5. Re:Justification of Apathy on The Nation Is Losing Its Toolbox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And the group of guys with a bunch of ammo and an understanding of small squad tactics will be the new 'boss'.

    Perhaps worse then the old boss.

    You'll be quite honored. They might even give you something to eat now and again.

  6. Re:EMF interference on The DARPA-Funded Power Strip That Will Hack Your Network · · Score: 2

    Why would I need an expensive, dedicated piece of equipment to perform the same job as one I already own?

    What a very silly question.

    Are you sure you're posting on the correct web site?

  7. Re:That looks nothing like a power strip on The DARPA-Funded Power Strip That Will Hack Your Network · · Score: 1

    Looks to me almost exactly like the one I used when I still lived in the States.

    And you still think those things were just surge suppressors, eh?

  8. Re:$1,295? on The DARPA-Funded Power Strip That Will Hack Your Network · · Score: 1

    I commend you for having the courage to admit that in this crowd.

    Especially with the nic "Dodgy".

  9. Re:Note to self on Facebook and Wal-Mart Join Forces · · Score: 1

    Cucumbers AND Single Status - Check
    Condoms AND Cucumbers AND Single Status - Check
    Large Gatorade .... ERROR, unexpected parameter in Line 3

  10. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting on Apple Must Publicly Post That Samsung Did Not Copy iPad · · Score: 0

    Now you really need to stop harping on the 'rounded rectangle' meme. It was a design patent - As we've endlessly argued here, Samsung copied much more than the corners of the iPad. You can argue that Samsung's design was sufficiently different from Apple's as to keep customers from getting confused but at best Samsung really pushed the envelope there.

    But the design patent comprised the entire device, it wasn't about edge cases.

  11. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting on Apple Must Publicly Post That Samsung Did Not Copy iPad · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You might feel more fulfilled if you unplugged yourself from the Internet, sold your car, tossed your cellphone, put on a couple of free range burlap sacks and just sat in your local National Forest watching it rain whilst nibbling on some roots.

    You'd have less angst, it would be cheaper (a recurring theme for you) and we would not be subject to your endless stream of Awful Experiences by the ignoble and inhumane hand of commerce.

  12. Re:And we can expect on Apple Must Publicly Post That Samsung Did Not Copy iPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure at this very moment, there are dozens of staffers from ad agencies employed by Apple quaffing quad shot lattes and bouncing all manner of story arcs off of each other, the walls and the urinals at Starbucks.

    This is an advertising executives dream job.

  13. Re:Wow on Modest Proposal For Stopping Hackers: Get Them Girlfriends · · Score: 1

    FLASH: Raspberry Pi Helps Keep At Risk Hacker Kids Off The Street And High On LIFE!

    (Next Headline)

    Budding project stopped in it's tracks when it is revealed that Apple patented the concept three weeks ago.

  14. Re:Cheaper? Nope, this is Sony we're talking about on Sony's Thermal Sheet Good As Paste For CPU Cooling · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you but I have to buy a new tube every time I have a new CPU, the old tube always disappears.

    Not everything that looks like toothpaste is, in fact, toothpaste.

  15. Re:Agreed. on GM Car Owners With OnStar Now Can Be Their Own Rental Agencies · · Score: 1

    Who among us treats a rental with the same tender care we treat our own cars?

    1. -- Speed bumps get more bump (just a touch).
    2. -- A little more torque off the line.

    I always check the tire inflation of a rental. I have gotten cars with 60 lbs of pressure. Does this make drifting easier?

    Mr. Thompson? Hunter S. Thompson?

    You're still with us? Thank God! We thought you were dead!

  16. Re:Sweet on GM Car Owners With OnStar Now Can Be Their Own Rental Agencies · · Score: 2

    Modern cars are so depressingly hard to abuse that this is almost a non-issue.

    I take it you're not around teenagers on a regular basis. No?

  17. Re:Still Evil on GM Car Owners With OnStar Now Can Be Their Own Rental Agencies · · Score: 5, Funny

    "2) Social engineer the car to be a part of this "rental agreement"."

    Uh-huh, because if you want to strip a car, you're not just going to smash the window and hotwire the car with the little box you bought off of e-bay in under 5 minutes. Riiiight.

    Of course not. That little box you bought on eBay likely came from some sweatshop in China and, for all you know, contains lead (a product known to the State of California to cause Cancer).

    A little social engineering is pure, American made goodness (or maybe Nigerian, but hell, we're all free marketeers here, right?).

    Why do you hate America?

  18. Re:Nature healing itself on China Third Country To Be Hit By 'Brown Tide' · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's nature healing itself.

    PH levels in the sea are rising. This a result of it. Let this bloom grow and it will eventually come in contact with a different PH level current or sea or ocean and disperse and die - the end result is a normal ph level.

    No, the pH (note the way it's typed - stands for 'negative log of the Hydrogen ion concentration') is DROPPING (becoming more acid - look it up).

    "Nature" doesn't 'heal itself'. It goes along working against entropy. Whether or not that happens to help humans is another issue.

    And while you're hanging out on Wikipedia learning about acid - base reactions and buffers, check on the articles about ocean circulations and gyres.

  19. Re:Her profile picture... on Google's Marissa Mayer Becomes Yahoo! CEO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ya HOOO....

    Yeah, looks like she was pretty hot like 10, 15 years ago.

    Just like Yahoo.

  20. Re:identical? on High Security Handcuffs Opened With 3D-Printed and Laser-Cut Keys · · Score: 2

    Seemed like a dumb strategy anyway - a combination of artificial scarcity and security-by-obscurity. It isn't like the keys look particularly complex. In the 'olden days' somebody could have just created a mold and cast them or machined a copy. The laser cutter / 3D printer is just the modern twist.

    A pair of bolt cutters also works in a pinch.

  21. Re:Hope technology makes new form factors possible on Thirty Years of Clamshell Computing · · Score: 1

    Have you missed recent tech news?

    http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/18/microsoft-tablet-announced/

    He mentioned the word 'viable'.

  22. Re:Stellar application potential on Record Setting 500 Trillion-Watt Laser Shot Achieved · · Score: 2

    Using that logic, we can just send up a couple of Brits with a tea kettle and we'll have that asteroid moved before supper!

  23. Re:This is just... boring on Witness In Secret WikiLeaks Grand Jury Hearing Posts Transcript of Questioning · · Score: 1

    Whoa there! How do you get your tin foil hat cinched on so tight?

  24. Re:Very patriotic of them to choose the colors on Bad Weather Brings Down Lawn Chair Balloonists · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hint: They are raising funds for children orphaned by a war in what country that is not the Netherlands?

    A country full of people that wouldn't know a joke if they had to vote for it in a presidential election.

  25. Re:What *NOT* to do.... on Bad Weather Brings Down Lawn Chair Balloonists · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're using an episode of McGyver to support a technical point?

    Tell me, did you ever try and find the phone number for the A-team when you were younger?