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Apple Must Publicly Post That Samsung Did Not Copy iPad

microcars writes "A judge in the U.K. has ordered Apple to post a notice on its website and in British newspapers alerting people to a ruling that Samsung Electronics Co. didn't copy designs for the iPad. This is the same Judge who ruled earlier that Samsung's Galaxy Tab was not as cool as Apple's iPad."

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  1. A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wouldn't mind seeing this happen to a few more patent trolls. Not only should the U.S. adopt a European style "loser pays" system for cases like this, but a "loser has to publicly admit he's an ass" policy wouldn't hurt either.

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    1. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ok, now I'm curious, when did Nintendo troll anyone?

    2. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Remind me again, what sort of trolling did Google do?

      Note, GOOGLE. NOT Motorola Mobility from before Google announced they would buy them. And NOT Motorola Mobility now, as Google is not in charge of them yet. JUST what GOOGLE did.

    3. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hey protect their own innovations to an extent they deem reasonable

      I'm pretty sure they didn't "innovate" a rectangle with rounded corners.

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    4. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google. I see. For not playing the game, I guess??

    5. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by ewanm89 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So which lawsuit did Google initiate? Plenty where suits have been bought against Google. I don't know of any where Google was the initiator.

    6. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve? Is that you? I thought you were dead!

    7. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They protect their own innovations". Exactly. Not square icons, which ironically was copied from Samsung itself.

      And stop hiding behind some made up definition of troll. Apple is a troll, and nothing more. Now go and fuck youself.

    8. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>Remind me again, what sort of trolling did Google do?

      >>>Ok, now I'm curious, when did Nintendo troll anyone?

      This was just a generalized roll of shame for corporations I refuse to give money to. Google supports CISPA passage and records info. Most recently they required I give them my "real name" on yahoo, else I cannot post comments.

      Nintendo had a history in the 80s/90s of monopolistic behavior. They seem to be better in the 2000s, so maybe I'll remove them from the list.

      Toyota refused to replace customer engines that died in less than 25,000 miles. That forced the customer to spend $5000 to $8000 for engine replacement that, under warranty, should have been free. (The customers had dealer records showing they had required oil changes, but still were refused.)

       

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    9. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      hey protect their own innovations to an extent they deem reasonable

      I'm pretty sure they didn't "innovate" a rectangle with rounded corners.

      Where's the rounded rectangle phone YOU invented, huh bub? To say that it was easy suggests that it could have been done 10 years prior. Was it? Nope. Clearly Apple put a lot of time and money (two things they need to protect) into that product.

    10. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by oakgrove · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They protect their own innovations to an extent they deem reasonable.

      What innovations? Apple is an imitator, marketer, and polisher of other people's products. Did they invent the cellphone? Did they invent tablets? Did they invent mp3 players, touch screens, gridded icons, rounded corners or anything else of substance? Have they ever actually created a new product category? The best people can say is that Samsung imitated an imitator. At best.

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    11. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      Generally Nintendo seems to be the patent troll-killer these days... but they did sue Nyko in a design look-and-feel patent that sounds pretty similar to Apple's issues with Samsung...

      http://gizmodo.com/5016278/nintendo-suing-nyko-over-wireless-nunchuk

    12. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    13. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      They were really ratty back in the days of the NES to anyone who wanted to produce 3rd-party games for their system without paying them insane licensing fees.

    14. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by aristotle-dude · · Score: 0

      They protect their own innovations to an extent they deem reasonable.

      What innovations? Apple is an imitator, marketer, and polisher of other people's products. Did they invent the cellphone? Did they invent tablets? Did they invent mp3 players, touch screens, gridded icons, rounded corners or anything else of substance? Have they ever actually created a new product category? The best people can say is that Samsung imitated an imitator. At best.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MessagePad
      http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?story=Round_Rects_Are_Everywhere.txt

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    15. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here's an idea: Follow the links in the summary. Or even to the previous /. article, where the judge cites over FIFTY cases of prior art in the last twenty+ years.

      Or you could keep spouting off random crap that you feel strongly about. Who cares if it's factual.

    16. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where's the rounded rectangle phone YOU invented, huh bub? To say that it was easy suggests that it could have been done 10 years prior.

      The patented design had been show previously in sci-fi classics such as Star Trek (all of them) and 2001:A Space Odyssey as well as others.

      Considering your rather pathetic argument I take it that you have not been paying attention or you are trolling for a response like this.

    17. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason Apple have to do this is because they tried to trash Samsung's name publicly. Apple is not being punished here, merely made to undo the wrong that they did.

      We have restorative justice, meaning the goal is always to put things back the way they were before the matter under consideration happened. Monetary damages are awarded based on lost income, and in cases like this where one party has damaged the other's reputation steps must be taken to restore it.

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    18. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second link was pretty funny. However your first link has a link to Psion in it. Psion is generally accepted as the actual inventor of the PDA.

    19. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Not only that, Apple copied the Diamond RIO MP3 Player, Napster, Unix, Xerox, the color scheme and elegance of a piano in all of their graphic designs...

    20. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You might feel more fulfilled if you unplugged yourself from the Internet, sold your car, tossed your cellphone, put on a couple of free range burlap sacks and just sat in your local National Forest watching it rain whilst nibbling on some roots.

      You'd have less angst, it would be cheaper (a recurring theme for you) and we would not be subject to your endless stream of Awful Experiences by the ignoble and inhumane hand of commerce.

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    21. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      You mean like any console these days or any distribution network like Steam or an App stores? Nintendo did have a hard ass approach and even when you could publish on the NES you were only allowed to do something like 5 games a year which lead to Konami creating Ultra to give themselves 10 games a year.

      That said, their approach is probably what saved console gaming. It's easy to look back on that now and say that sucks but the NES certainly wasn't lacking 3rd party games and given that consoles pretty much dead before the NES the whole free-for-all wasn't working terribly well

    22. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Yes when the big guy looses, we jump for joy. However the European style "loser pays" for the little guy, who had a valid patent, but lost due to the big guy having more money to win. Then to add insult to injury he has to pay more.

      That isn't justice, that is censoring the little guy.

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    23. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0

      Now you really need to stop harping on the 'rounded rectangle' meme. It was a design patent - As we've endlessly argued here, Samsung copied much more than the corners of the iPad. You can argue that Samsung's design was sufficiently different from Apple's as to keep customers from getting confused but at best Samsung really pushed the envelope there.

      But the design patent comprised the entire device, it wasn't about edge cases.

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    24. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by sootman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How does "loser pays" work when a little guy goes after a big company like Apple, Google, or Microsoft with a legitimate complaint but gets defeated because the big company was able to spend 100,000x more on their lawyers?

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    25. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1, Informative

      Google wants to keep their image clean amongst open source. But that doesn't mean they aren't using other people to sue over patents or giving them patents to do their dirty work.

      http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2011/09/googles-already-using-their-motorola-patents-sue-apple/42196/

      They're also helping HTC go up against Nokia and filing an antitrust complaint against Nokia in the EU.

      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304821304577438740232322350.html

      I'd fully expect to see them start doing more now that they have Motorola. I suspect they didn't have any patents worth having in the mobile area but now they do and they're doing to use them.

    26. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it was a huge invention. They invented a rectangular screen with rounded corners and a black frame. If it walks like a patent troll and talks like a patent troll, then Matz says it is a patent troll.

    27. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe obvious to you, but I know lots of people who think other tablets must be having very similar functionality as iPad because, they have same size, shape, touchscreen and outward appearance. Try telling them that they are not related to each other and are independently developed and see how many of them believe you.

      I don't own iPad, instead own Android tablet that I bought with the same expectations that it would work as good as iPad. Unfortunately, the specific Android tablet (Toshiba Thrive) does not support Cisco VPN Anyconnect app (supported on iPad) and hence I can't use for my office use. It is now just a game machine for my kids. Yes, I feel like ripped off due to similarity between the two products outward appearance.

    28. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by sosume · · Score: 1

      where are mod points when needed!

    29. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by oakgrove · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you even looked at the patent in question? Here it is in all its rounded corner glory. They patented rounded freaking corners. If you want to get specific, 4 rounded corners on a rectangle. Like the world has never seen that before.

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    30. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by OWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      By "in the middle of" you mean "not yet in control of and had no power over," right?

    31. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't a patent case. It's a design copyright case. Also, trolling is suing based on patents that were typically purchased from another inventing party and for which there is no intention of actually use the patents to create a product. While you may disagree on the merits of Apple's cases and deem them frivolous, they are by and large all based on patents filed and obtained by Apple and which are in use in current products. Thus, they are not trolling as it's most commonly defined.

    32. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly what that troll means. NEWSFLASH GP: Google has not initiated any patent lawsuits. Period. Motorola did their own thing and no amount of smearing from the peanut gallery is going to change that.

    33. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      The Shame Roll <snip> Sony <snip>

      Just because it doesn't say Sony on the case, doesn't mean it has nothing to do with Sony. It wouldn't surprise me if an least one of your electronic devices contains at least one Sony component.

      Also if you buy a modern Lotus, the engine will be from Toyota.

      Basically, it's a lot harder to avoid some companies than you think.

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    34. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, I feel like ripped off due to similarity between the two products outward appearance.

      Why didn't you save some typing and just state simply "I AM A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT"?

      That would have been much more to the point and concise.

    35. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2

      Well, technically that design also requires a round thing (I can't tell if it's a headphone jack or a light) on the right edge near the top-right corner.

    36. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by ewanm89 · · Score: 2

      Motorola files against apple in October 2010 Google first reached out to start discussing terms in July 2011 and while there are no sources cited for that second one, it does sound about right. There is no evidence Google had anything to do with initiating any lawsuit.

    37. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the british judge from TFS says after endless arguments, Samsung didn't copy anything. That's exactly the damage Apple bullshit spinners did and Apple fanbois go on spreading around.

    38. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      What the hell did Toyota do to get on that list?

    39. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      Innovated, not invented.

      iPhone wasn't a new design. I have had PDAs that are similar design from the late 90's early 00's. Screen, small bezel, a home button that sends you back to a screen with apps listed in a grid with icons with square rounded corners.

      The only real inventive thing that Apple bought to devices was a very good capacitive touch screen. Everyone else was using mushy resistive plastic screens.

    40. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Nyder · · Score: 4, Interesting

      hey protect their own innovations to an extent they deem reasonable

      I'm pretty sure they didn't "innovate" a rectangle with rounded corners.

      Hell no, Chiclets http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiclets are rectangular and have rounded corners, and have been around since 1906.

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    41. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by somarilnos · · Score: 1

      Wait, Google made you give Yahoo your real name before you could post comments there? How did that work? Or is that a separate indictment of Google and Yahoo?

    42. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Those examples are all of Google using it's patent portfolio to fight back against companies that struck first with patent suites. They are keeping a clean image by actually staying clean.

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    43. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Have you even looked at the patent in question? Here it is in all its rounded corner glory. They patented rounded freaking corners. If you want to get specific, 4 rounded corners on a rectangle. Like the world has never seen that before.

      Yes, that's the point of a design patent. It doesn't have to be something new, just a design specific to your product - the iPhone happens to be a rounded rectangle with a dock connector on one edge. That's what's laid out in the design patent.

      It's not a method patent, as you seem to be wailing and gnashing about. Of course "the world has seen that before" - the purpose of a design patent is not to mark out totally new, never seen before things; that's what method patents are for.

      Apple didn't "patent rounded freaking corners", they submitted a design patent for their product in much the same way that thousands and thousands of other design patents are submitted, like that of the Ford Mustang. Zomg! Ford patented a transportation device with four wheels and an engine! Like the world has never seen that before!

    44. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      First you say "innovations" then you go on about whether they "invented" tablets, phones and mp3 players.

      I think you need to look at the definitions of those two words. They are not synonyms.

    45. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Degats · · Score: 1

      It appears, as far as I can tell from the low resolution image, that the round thing (along with the port/dock looking thing and the screen edge) are made up of broken lines and therefore aren't part of the patent itself.

      That just leaves the rounded corners and possibly a ridge around the front edge. Oddly enough, that sounds remarkably like a very basic description of my Nokia mobile that was released 1 year before the first iPad, albeit having a different aspect ratio - but then, so does the Samsung.

    46. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      The second link was pretty funny. However your first link has a link to Psion in it. Psion is generally accepted as the actual inventor of the PDA.

      Did you even bother looking at the picture at the link? No grids of icons, no touch screen and no GUI to speak of. It was a glorified calculator.

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    47. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not sure I can call an exceptionally wealthy company going after Nokia who's knocking on death's door a defensive move especially when they could have always filed the antitrust suit against MS which would have made more sense given it's MS that is benefiting much more by going after Android hardware companies. But that would mean going after someone who is equally as strong and it's much easier to try and bankrupt Nokia and kill of a WP manufacturer. Just as MS should go after Google but they pick on the weaker guys.

      And quite frankly allowing HTC continue the whole problem of patent lawsuits rather than actively trying to fix it doesn't help anyone but themselves (and HTC) and they could have kept those patents and went after Apple but they didn't. They're trying to have their cake and eat it too imo to keep their image clean, imo so yes I'll admit there isn't *that* much at the moment but I think that's going to change.

    48. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by DCstewieG · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I may come off as an Apple apologist here but they aren't a patent troll. They have products that implement the patents in question as opposed to true trolls who produce nothing but lawsuits. At worst you could call them patent abusers, at best they're just playing the game.

      Wikipedia:

      Patent troll is a term used for a person or company who enforces patents against one or more alleged infringers in a manner considered aggressive or opportunistic with no intention to manufacture or market the patented invention.

    49. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking imbecile. None of what you say refutes the fact that Apple was allowed to get away with patenting round corners. As a matter of fact, you have implicitely agreed. Then you have the gall to compare a fucking Apple fondle-slab to one of the most storied designs in American automotive history? GTFO, troll

    50. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by aoteoroa · · Score: 1

      Where's the rounded rectangle phone YOU invented, huh bub? To say that it was easy suggests that it could have been done 10 years prior. Was it? Nope. Clearly Apple put a lot of time and money (two things they need to protect) into that product.

      LG Prada had rounded corners before the iPhone was released

    51. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by dyingtolive · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was a very lengthy way to type "I'm incapible of performing research on products before buying them."

      Did you also buy a coupe expecting to be able to fit your kids in the backseat?

      "Well... I mean... it's a car! It SHOULD have a backseat, right? Someone should do something to protect me from this! DERP!"

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    52. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      judge should have really shown some balls. force micros^H I mean apple to include in its next software update, a message window that pops up, says this stuff, makes the user type 'yes, I know about apple' and then the popup disappears and that's that.

      the users should be aware of this. just telling the public is not enough.

      wouldn't that be cool? and a real slap in the face, far more than any money 'penalty'.

      corporations are people. they should be shamed and embarassed when they do wrong.

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    53. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by drkstr1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have no beef with Nintendo ever since I took my broken DS (which I bought used, although not broken at the time) into their Redmond office, and they swapped it out for a brand new one. No questions asked, no paperwork, nothing but pure customer satisfaction.

      I wish more companies were like Nintendo.

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    54. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by oakgrove · · Score: 2

      This being Slashdot and all, I'm going to give you an example of Apple style innovation using cars as examples. This is the best analogy I can come up with that uses your definition of the word so here goes:

      This is tablets before the iPad.

      This would be the iPad in this analogy.

      You might notice that the person that customized the second example did not actually "innovate" the idea of a 1970s Mercury Cougar. He took what already existed and added his own flourishes. Now how fucking retarded would he look if he went around suing owners of other Mercury Cougars? How stupid would you look defending him?

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    55. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      The why have they not sued a company that sold many smartphones, they had the same form format as the iPhone and also various competitors that Apple is either suing or has sued.

      Why did they not sue a tablet manufacturer whose product I have under the table here?

      The reason is that PalmPilot was using this form factor in the 1990s and Fujitsus product was not long after. Apples attitude is "we invented it, even if people were using it years before that."
      They are a bunch of crooks who play the system. They feel that they have enough money to scare off a lot of potential competition. Their problem is that the competition is not being scared off and this is not the first time that a judge has not found in their favour, despite the amount of lawyer money they have. Hopefully, it won't be the last either...

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    56. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Just because Nokia is nearly dead doesn't mean Google should just sit back and take Nokia's offensive legal moves.

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    57. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      How is that different from today? In fact, by modern standards, it's even worse now. Most companies won't even sell you a dev kit unless you have a proven track record with numerous successful AAA titles elsewhere first, where as before it was mostly just a case of money.

    58. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, the loser pays system in Europe is not very good. Samsung Can sue Apple for there losses. We have a system in place for loser pays, and it's pretty equitable in most cases.

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    59. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by bhagwad · · Score: 1

      The point is not whether or not Apple was legally right in doing this. The point is they were assholes for doing so. And I don't like doing business with corporations that are not nice.

    60. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by drkstr1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, to bad you didn't do your research and get one of the many Android devices that supports it.

      http://www.cisco.com/en/US/docs/security/vpn_client/anyconnect/anyconnect25/android-user/guide/android-acug.pdf

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    61. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by geekoid · · Score: 2

      The LG Prada had a very good capacitive screen, and it was shown at a design conferenace well before the iPhone. I conference Apple employees where at.

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    62. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      You still don't understand what a design patent is, do you?

      We know and understand exactly what design patents are: they're bullshit for companies who don't have real inventions to patent. This one in particular is exceptional bullshit.

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    63. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      Apple didn't "patent rounded freaking corners", they submitted a design patent for their product in much the same way that thousands and thousands of other design patents are submitted, like that of the Ford Mustang. Zomg! Ford patented a transportation device with four wheels and an engine! Like the world has never seen that before!

      Uh, no. The Ford Mustang had distinctive features that differentiated it from other "transportation device[s] with four wheels and an engine". Apple likes minimalist designs; that's cool, so do a lot of people. But it also means they have a lesser ability to protect their designs, because they are inherently more generic.

      Yes, that's the point of a design patent. It doesn't have to be something new, just a design specific to your product

      Except it's not specific to their product. Due to its minimalist design and lack of distinguishing features, its a design that's general across the entire field of tablet computing.

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    64. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cisco.com/en/US/docs/security/vpn_client/anyconnect/anyconnect25/android-user/guide/android-acug.pdf

      (Parent here, posting a proper link, because this always annoys me when I come across one whilst reading Slashdot on a mobile device.)

    65. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The last innovation out of Apple was the Apple ][, and that only due to its innovative plug-in architecture, the sneaky video output, and the brutally compact disk I/O stuff, all down to Woz, from memory. I can't think of anything else out of Apple that wasn't a copy or minor improvement that anyone could have done. Though feel free to educate me, I'm no Apple hater, just an Apple fanboy hater :-)

    66. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Which of these (http://ideas.mgstrategy.com/uploads/lg-samsung-iphone2.gif) designs is copied from which (if any)?
      The two on the left are LG's, the third one is an Apple and the right-most is by Samsung.

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    67. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Yaa+101 · · Score: 2

      Besides that, it is also strategic, when Google hurts Nokia it will kill Microsoft its (only?) platform and chances to enter that market.

    68. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If I invented a phone, it would have round corners, they;re more pleasing to the eye. I would try to claim I invented them; especially when other actual devices have had them before my device.

      "Clearly Apple put a lot of time and money (two things they need to protect) into that product"
      That doesn't mean they created it or have the rights to claim it's their IP.

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    69. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your analogy, typical of most car analogies, is slightly flawed.

      The modifier took a Cougar and altered it. Apple's iPad is not simply a modified prior tablet.

      A closer analogy would be a car with no syncho on the transmission, and then Apple coming along with a car that had syncho making it much more pleasant to use. However, the concepts of a manual transmission and synchronising input and output shafts are not new. Combining them to refine a product was at the time, however.

      The iPad wasn't Apple's "invention", nor did they claim to have invented tablets. They did innovate in that area though, creating a tablet (not a new concept) that was easy and pleasant to use, especially in the way it dealt with I/O. Previously tablets had all been compromised because the UI was shoehorned in and you had to mimic a keyboard and mouse. Now, a touch-sensitive input system designed for the human hand is not new - again, Apple did not invent this - but they did marry it with a tablet device and create a product that worked.

      That is textbook innovation, especially when they're being panned for it in the run up to product release (very famous public criticism of both the iPhone and the iPad as "guaranteed flops" before their release).

      Let me be totally clear here - Apple rarely invents anything itself. It doesn't work that way. What it does do, and does almost better than anyone else, is identify concepts and technologies that work well and combine them into products that people love to use. Sure they don't hash out 3G radio protocols, or even work on the glass that goes into the iPhone - they simply licence what they need or buy the company. This doesn't mean they don't innovate though.

      It also doesn't mean that everything they do is the right way to go - their track record with input devices is pretty spotty, for example. The hockey puck mouse, the Mighty Mouse and the Magic Mouse are all pretty woeful in my opinion (although some people love the Magic Mouse), but the Magic Trackpad is one of the very best things I have ever used. In no sense did Apple invent or create the concept of a trackpad, or even the mouse (most famously).

    70. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point is not whether or not Apple was legally right in doing this. The point is they were assholes for doing so. And I don't like doing business with corporations that are not nice.

      No, the point (as put forth by the OP) was that Apple patented rounded corners, and meant "method patent", which is not what Apple did.

      The point wasn't anywhere near whether Apple was being an asshole about it - yes, they were - the whole lawsuit has got way out of hand, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't correct false statements.

    71. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Semantics, but Apple is being punished (justifiably so). I think what you meant to say was that they're not being bullied or demonized unfairly.

    72. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Don't be mad at the oportunist, be mad at those that gave this oportunist leeway.

      Patents and Copyrights have always been political power instruments and are used to censor, stiffle progress and to provide landgrab in the broadest sense to accomplices.
      Stiffle progress is a special one, politicians are people with contol freak mindsets, they hate any sense of not being in control.
      Science in perticular is constantly providing legal fronteer situations which enable others than the political class and their accomplices to be oportune.

    73. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      Which of these (http://ideas.mgstrategy.com/uploads/lg-samsung-iphone2.gif) designs is copied from which (if any)?
      The two on the left are LG's, the third one is an Apple and the right-most is by Samsung.

      They all share common design elements but are distinct from each other - that's the point of the design patent in the first place. It enables companies to make the four products seen there and yet still protect themselves from someone making a clear knock off. The crux of the argument has been just how "generic" Apple's design patent is - it doesn't even have the home button in the filing. The design patents of all four of those devices will look very similar, in the same way that many cars look similar but not identical. The line between flattery and imitation is blurry though, especially with these minimalist designs.

      Apple had a case against the original Galaxy S2 I believe, but the scope of the suit to include the tab was starting to stretch it (literally, remember the photo?) somewhat - I don't believe the Tab and the iPad are really all that similar to infringe on each other's design patents. However, saying that, Apple's design patent is very generic - ideally it should be much more specific to the iPad itself that it is meant to be protecting, like the addition of the home button and the lock switch etc.

    74. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you even looked at the patent in question? Here it is in all its rounded corner glory. They patented rounded freaking corners. If you want to get specific, 4 rounded corners on a rectangle. Like the world has never seen that before.

      Yes, that's the point of a design patent. It doesn't have to be something new, just a design specific to your product - the iPhone happens to be a rounded rectangle with a dock connector on one edge. That's what's laid out in the design patent.

      It's not a method patent, as you seem to be wailing and gnashing about. Of course "the world has seen that before" - the purpose of a design patent is not to mark out totally new, never seen before things; that's what method patents are for.

      Apple didn't "patent rounded freaking corners", they submitted a design patent for their product in much the same way that thousands and thousands of other design patents are submitted, like that of the Ford Mustang. Zomg! Ford patented a transportation device with four wheels and an engine! Like the world has never seen that before!

      OK. But then they took their design patent and tried to claim that anyone else who use a rectangle with rounded corners violated their patent. So, it is like if Ford had a design patent on their model of car and then tried to sue people for shamelessly copying their innovative 4-wheel design.

    75. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Have you even looked at the patent in question? Here it is in all its rounded corner glory. They patented rounded freaking corners. If you want to get specific, 4 rounded corners on a rectangle. Like the world has never seen that before.

      Yes, that's the point of a design patent. It doesn't have to be something new, just a design specific to your product - the iPhone happens to be a rounded rectangle with a dock connector on one edge. That's what's laid out in the design patent.

      It's not a method patent, as you seem to be wailing and gnashing about. Of course "the world has seen that before" - the purpose of a design patent is not to mark out totally new, never seen before things; that's what method patents are for.

      Apple didn't "patent rounded freaking corners", they submitted a design patent for their product in much the same way that thousands and thousands of other design patents are submitted, like that of the Ford Mustang. Zomg! Ford patented a transportation device with four wheels and an engine! Like the world has never seen that before!

      OK. But then they took their design patent and tried to claim that anyone else who use a rectangle with rounded corners violated their patent. So, it is like if Ford had a design patent on their model of car and then tried to sue people for shamelessly copying their innovative 4-wheel design.

      No, they didn't. They sued Samsung for that, not "anyone else who used a rectangle with rounded corners".

      Whether they were right to do that or not, there are plenty of other rounded rectangle tablets and phones that are not the subject of design patent lawsuits.

    76. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Xenx · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the people abusing the system are the ones keeping the system as it is. I'm not suggest people shouldn't try to fix it, but it is an uphill battle.

    77. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Cederic · · Score: 2

      The UK courts tend to award reasonable costs. If a complaint is sufficiently legitimate that it's seen as a sensible use of court time then it's quite likely that the judge just wouldn't award costs in that instance, or might award costs proportionate to the loser's own legal costs.

      Have a read of this:
      http://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/procedure-rules/civil/rules/part44#IDADEICC

      I recall one instance where the winner has been told to pay the costs of the loser, but my Google Fu needs levelling up before I can find that.

    78. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over here in Europe, this sounds weird as hell.

      It's a bit like talking about the justice system in "America" (ie North, South, Central), not being good in some respects. Is Canadian, USian and, say, Peruvian law so similar that I can just talk about an American approach to a legal problem?

      Although the European Court has jurisdiction in some areas, we're talking about a whole load of independent nations with independent laws and approaches.

      You sound like you are talking about somewhere that's very far from your home.

    79. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

      How does "loser pays" work when a little guy goes after a big company like Apple, Google, or Microsoft with a legitimate complaint

      You are saying that $BIG_COMPANY can afford to hire $BIG_LAW_FIRM_A (or else has its own lawyers that are effectively its own big law firm). $LITTLE_GUY has no chance.

      But under "loser pays", $BIG_LAW_FIRM_B can take the case; since you stipulated that it is a legitimate complaint, odds are good that $BIG_LAW_FIRM_B will be paid by the loser ($BIG_COMPANY). $BIG_LAW_FIRM_B is not guaranteed to be paid but the odds are good, since they are as big as $BIG_LAW_FIRM_A and the complaint is legitimate. Contrast to the current situation in America, where $LITTLE_GUY cannot afford to pay any big law firm, so if any big law firm agrees to take his case, they are doing it knowing they won't get paid very much.

      So, you have brought up one of the major reasons why "loser pays" is better: the defense can automatically scale if needed to match the offense.

      The other major reason why "loser pays" is better: filing lawsuits without merit now actually costs money. Maybe $BIG_COMPANY doesn't even file the lawsuit against $LITTLE_GUY in the first place, which is an even better situation for $LITTLE_GUY than having a big law firm handling his defense.

      There, that's two ways that "loser pays" helps in the situation you describe.

      steveha

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    80. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about requiring that neither party can spend more on lawyers than the other does?

    81. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by reversible+physicist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A patent troll is a non-practicing entity. I understand that you feel patents are a bad idea. I do too. But that doesn't make Apple a troll. Many other derogatory terms are available!

      Objectively, it seems that Samsung has followed the very successful business strategy of making phones (and less successfully tablets) that look a lot like market leading Apple products. Apple has tried to use the patent system to prevent this, and this has been, I think, a PR disaster (and not very effective). Since this is exactly what all the billions spent on patents is supposed to enable, maybe big tech corporations will get sick of patents and patent wars and get the whole system abolished. One can hope!

    82. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by petermgreen · · Score: 1
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    83. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking idiot. They hadn't even discussed the buyout yet when the suit was filed.

    84. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>endless stream of Awful Experiences by the ignoble and inhumane hand of commerce.

      So you're going to stop reading /.'s front page then?

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    85. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by mjwx · · Score: 1

      How does "loser pays" work when a little guy goes after a big company like Apple, Google, or Microsoft with a legitimate complaint but gets defeated because the big company was able to spend 100,000x more on their lawyers?

      We've been over this 100 times before.

      No win, no fee.

      If you've got a solid case, it doesn't matter. lawyers you cant afford will take the case because they'll get paid by the loser.

      Under the Ameircan system, how does the little guy defend himself from companies like Apple or Microsoft who are able to spend 100,000 times more on their lawyers. CLUE: they cant. This is the key difference between our two systems is why the likes of the RIAA/MPIAA have not be successful in the UK or Australia compared to their runaway success in the US. When they drop the case in the UK because their evidence is shoddy at best, they are automatically charged the defendants lawyer fees.

      The movie studios tried one case in Australia, AFACT vs iinet and lost... now they are paying for iinet's lawyers too.

      Under the loser pays system, big guys are afraid of the little guy, not the other way around.

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    86. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Google and Yahoo are the same company. The negative treatment of customers on Youtube is a direct reflection upon Google as they are one and the same.

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    87. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1

      Apple isn't a patent troll. They own the patents to devices they created. If another company bought their patents then sued people, then that would be patent trolling.

      I dislike Apple's aggressive stance and believe it hinders advancement, but, they have the right to do this within the law.

    88. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Mabhatter · · Score: 0

      But Samsung DID copy iPad. Flat out. The judge was only ruling on the legality of PATENTS Apple applied for that would prevent Samsung from selling the device... That's a much higher standard of evidence. He was not ruling on the INTENT that Samsung TRIED to copy as close as they could while leaving the legal minimum of differences.

      He's a JUDGE. Such a lack of basic judicial understanding is reckless. His proposal is LESS factual than Apple's claim that their design patent was infringed.

    89. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by omfgnosis · · Score: 2

      Wait, are you saying that Yahoo and Youtube are the same? I'm confused.

      Google owns Youtube, but not Yahoo; Yahoo has no affiliation with Youtube.

    90. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1
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    91. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Retron · · Score: 1

      No touch screen, but the Series 3 predates the MessagePad by 4 years (1989). It had gridded icons and a GUI.

      http://museo8bits.com/ficha.php?nombre=psionS3

    92. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Retron · · Score: 1

      Doh, make that 2 years - 1991. I was thinking of SIBO introduction with the MC range in 1989.

    93. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also like to see a "loser loses the patent" system. Better yet, a "loser is forbidden from filing any new patents for 20 years" system.

      If you sue somebody and lose, you should lose everything.

    94. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by sosume · · Score: 1

      Actually, you seem to be the one not understanding the issue. Let's examine.

      First, the design patent. A very generic design of a device shaped in a rectangular form with rounded corners. Looks like a clipboard. Or a small TV. Nothing spectacular in design such as a Mustang, which looks unlike anything else. The design patent seems to be missing any recognizable feature on purpose and has been designed to look as generic as possible.

      Now examine this picture, posted by an AC in this same thread.
      Can you keep a straight face and defend that the design patent does not have prior art, that the design is original, immediately recognizable and unique?

    95. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the brutally compact disk I/O stuff

      So Apple invented the compact disc too??

    96. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by psiclops · · Score: 1

      but but, apple kept saying they were the same thing. that's enough research isn't it?

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    97. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Touche.

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    98. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      There was a man who spread lies about his competitor to ruin his reputation. Some time after he felt remorseful and went to his competitor to seek forgiveness and ask how he could make amends. The competitor told the man that he could do 2 tasks for him which would make everything alright. Eager to solve the issue the man agrees.

      The first task is to go, on a windy day to the top of a hillside and cut open a feather pillow scattering the feathers far and wide. This task was swiftly accomplished. The man asked what the second task was and the reply?

      "Now gather up those feathers and undo the damage you have done to my reputation."

    99. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >judge should have really shown some balls. force micros^H I mean apple to include in its next software update, a message window that pops up, says this stuff, makes the user type 'yes, I know about apple' and then the popup disappears and that's that.

      Wouldn't work, when have you ever seen a user actually READ a dialog box before clicking OK ? In this case they would only read the last line (enough to close the dialogue).

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    100. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >The point wasn't anywhere near whether Apple was being an asshole about it - yes, they were - the whole lawsuit has got way out of hand, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't correct false statements.

      There is a very duplicitous question mark about whether you OUGHT to be able to get a design patent if one can successfully argue that the chosen design is the ONLY logical design for a given task.
      Form following function severely limits the design changes that are even POSSIBLE in many cases.

      30 Years ago when the Star Trek:TNG designers proposed a hand-held computing tablet concept, the design they settled on was a rectangle with rounded corners, and a large, flat touch-display.

      That's because it's ONLY functional form that such a device CAN take.
      You shouldn't BE able to patent that because the design is determined by human biology and is not creative or unique (more importantly SHOULD not be unique because if it IS unique then that prevents ALL competition in the entire INDUSTRY).

      There are many possibilities to subtly alter the design of a car so it's still a functional car - yet has decent wind resistance etc. There are NO other designs that a tablet-pc CAN be than the one used by er... ALL of them - ever, even the ones in science fiction that predated the real thing.

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    101. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they should but their complain is apparently with Nokia and MS but they're taking the cheap route.

    102. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      But that's the reason it's a design patent - it can be very similar to something else, or even reference previously released products within the patent. The issue, as you say, is how generic the filing that Apple made was. It doesn't mean that design patents for something that has to take that shape are invalid - all of the design patents for the various tablets on the market are going to look very similar. The issue is whether you have a case if someone makes something close to it. In the case of the Galaxy S vs the iPhone 3G/3GS I thought Apple had a case. Expanding it to the iPad vs the Tab though, I thought they were reaching too far and weakening their case overall - but by that time the case was about older phones (from both sides) and Apple saw a chance to include more current product lines.

    103. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      GP was wrong about Apple being the first phone with a good capacitive touch screen, and that it was "the only real inventive thing" that Apple brought to (smartphone) devices.

      Everyone keeps dismissing the interface. The full browser, a well-thought out user interface geared for touchscreen, pinch-and-zoom, orientation sensor, visual voicemail. All taken for granted today, but what other phones had these, let alone brought all of them together, before the iPhone?

      Meanwhile, you are wrong by implying the iPhone was a copy of the LG Prada.

      The Prada was announced December 2006, the iPhone less than 1 month later in January 2007. The Prada was "unveiled" and won the iF Design Award in September 2006, I assume this is the design conference you speak of.

      This is less than 4 months before the iPhone was publicly demoed, live, with all major features working, and zero glitches. No company, not even one with the resources of Apple, can pull that off in 4 months. Especially not with the detail-obsessed Steve Jobs at the helm.

      Look at how long it took to get Android out the door. It took Google 10 months after the iPhone's public demo to release a buggy public beta of Android--they weren't even confident enough to demo its features live, they released a video so every edited shot of the device was done under controlled conditions. The first release version wasn't ready until 11 months after *that* (i.e. closing on 2 years after iPhone was demo'ed). And we knew they'd been working on a phone for quite some time, having bought Android in August 2005.

      The LG Prada was the first phone with a capacitive touchscreen interface, no honest Apple follower denies this. But the original Prada's interface was a carry-over from cheap candy bar phones, with T9-keypad input and hard-to-touch scrollbars even, and a browser so bad few reviewers bothered to mention it. The iPhone was in no way a copy of the Prada.

    104. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I was implementing visual voicemail (web based) around 2004. Maybe I should inform my former manager thet he's gort prior art.

    105. Re:A patent troll public shaming. Interesting by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Yawn, Apple fanboy argues against reality, nothing to see here move along. Apple just copy, they dont innovate at all, only a truly deluded fanboy would think otherwise.

  2. YES! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of my biggest issues with corporate culture is the ending to so many disputes where the misbehaving corporation "admits no fault" for the situation.

    They should always have to post a "we did wrong" letter after they get shown the door.

    1. Re:YES! by Genda · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find it particularly egregious when a corporation has committed a truly heinous act, like dumping toxic waste resulting in some number of deaths and injuries, and to keep face, they agree to settle out quickly (so the remaining survivors can get expensive medical care) on the agreement that they "Admit to no wrong doing", and nobody can talk about the atrocity they committed.

      Perhaps there will be a time when people place the value of human dignity above the value of personal wealth. Sadly, I'm not holding my breath.

    2. Re:YES! by million_monkeys · · Score: 1

      One of my biggest issues with corporate culture is the ending to so many disputes where the misbehaving corporation "admits no fault" for the situation.

      They should always have to post a "we did wrong" letter after they get shown the door.

      Maybe selling ad space to publish "we did wrong" letters can be the new business model for newspapers? They can make it into a racket and charge exorbitant fees for 'our bad' space. Since the companies have been order to post the ad by the courts, they'll have to pay the fees. If they charge enough, they won't even need subscribers.

    3. Re:YES! by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      Well, newspapers already do charge exorbitant fees to post ads, so that would be no big deal for them.

    4. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except of course that Apple doesn't have to post a "we did wrong" letter. They simply have to alert the public to the ruling, not admit that they were wrong or that they agree with the ruling. I imagine something like this:

      "We would like to inform you that the European Court has ruled that Samsung did not copy the iPad. While we disagree with this ruling, and are terribly saddened by this miscarriage of justice, we are happy that the judge found the iPad to be way cooler...."

    5. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I see what you're getting at, but I'm not sure how you'd manage to work a forced "embarrassment" clause into any out-of-court settlement for civil cases.

      Keep in mind, it's not uncommon for companies to settle out of court when they're sued, even when they've done nothing wrong. This just happened at my workplace a couple months ago.

      Things as they are, it's far better to pay someone $80k now, even if you're 95% sure they'd lose their shitty case, rather than risk a $500k payout because people are jackasses and do weird things.

      It's extortion, but it works. I wouldn't want to add unjust embarrassment to an already unfair shakedown.

    6. Re:YES! by Genda · · Score: 1

      How about this, if your company's legal department is a profit center, publicly naming your corporation a parasite on the back side of society.

    7. Re:YES! by StripedCow · · Score: 0

      One of my other big problems with corporate culture is that corporations always try to seek the limits of the law, and then claim to behave ethically correctly because their actions are technically "allowed". If we, individuals, would live our lives in such a calculated indecent way, then surely we would all be living in a miserable world.

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    8. Re:YES! by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      In fairness it's a reaction to a legal culture, and to a (much lesser) extent a media culture.

      It's mainly a legal check-box to prevent the settlement being a de-facto admission of guilt on anything anyone tries to sue them for that's possibly vaguely related.

    9. Re:YES! by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Corporations are composed of people therefor it is individuals living their lives in such a way and it is much of why the world is miserable.

      There is no difference between an individual and that same individual at work, it is still the same person. That individual made a decision to push the law to it's limits, just because that person did it for money doesn't mean that the person didn't do it.

      There is no group of non-player characters running around doing these things, it is people. There is not a faceless "them", each of those people making decisions has a face and a name.

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    10. Re:YES! by StripedCow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is incorrect. A person in a group behaves fundamentally differently than individually.

      A good example is when you're walking on the street and meet a bunch of streetkids. There is a bigger chance they will harass you as a group, then if you met them individually. Why? Because in the latter case, they can't hide behind the group.

      Same with corporations. People can have personal benefit for doing something "bad", and cleanse their souls by assuming somebody else (or the whole company) will be held responsible.

      Hence it is stupid to identify or even compare corporations with individuals.

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    11. Re:YES! by Jeng · · Score: 1

      When you think about the current situation with Nokia is there a face and a name that pops up in your head about who is at fault?

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    12. Re:YES! by drkstr1 · · Score: 1

      The pot-odds are better on $500k at 5% risk, versus the $80k at 100% risk. Given those numbers, I would say your company made a bad bet.

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    13. Re:YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pot-odds are better on $500k at 5% risk, versus the $80k at 100% risk. Given those numbers, I would say your company made a bad bet.

      You can't assume the value of money is linear. I know, that sounds strange, but at $500K loss might cause a company to fail, while they could survive at $80K loss. Not to mention the fact that the percentage isn't perfectly known. A suite like that can also scare away investors who don't want to take a 5% risk of losing everything.

  3. If it's Apple, it'll be in the most obscure place. by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    You'll find the notice right before the equivalent of the Obituary section or a couple pages from the back of the first section.

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  4. Why do they have to do it on their own website? by Krishnoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the Internet age, after all.

    1. Re:Why do they have to do it on their own website? by ethanms · · Score: 2

      This is the Internet age [bash.org], after all.

      HA!

      Content blocked per (My Company's) Policies

      User:
      (My Real Name and User Name)

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  5. Love this guy by hackula · · Score: 0

    This judge is in it purely for the lulz.

  6. Way cooler by Ant2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I could see how Apple could turn this around to their benefit.

    "Samsung did not copy design from the iPad for the Galaxy Tab. The iPad is WAY cooler! Even the judge thinks so."

    1. Re:Way cooler by game+kid · · Score: 3, Funny

      POM Wonderful did something like this very recently. It felt a bit bizarre to read that, via a NYTimes banner that showed on that day.

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    2. Re:Way cooler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was that judge, I wouldn't stand for such slander... =P

    3. Re:Way cooler by need4mospd · · Score: 1

      Samsung: "The judge also thinks his Buick LeSabre is cool."

    4. Re:Way cooler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their "I'm a Mac" campaign they dissed MS but never by name, did they? It was always against the technically generic-named "PC".
      Does this ruling give them permission to name names in their ads?

      "I'm an iPad."
      "And I'm a Samsung. Hey iPad, I'm not trying to copy you, you know. I'm going for my own look here."
      "I know, Samsung."
      "It's just that people might think I'm trying to be like you."
      "Don't worry Samsung. Nobody's going to think you're at all like me."
      (Text) "iPad. The others don't even come close."

    5. Re:Way cooler by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah like the brits want cool things?

      Apple would like to pretend it doesn't even exist. that's why it's hurting them.

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  7. And what about the same case in other countries? by Chas · · Score: 1

    I wonder what this'll do for other cases where Apple is bending Samsung over for the same exact thing.

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  8. Advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As required by Judge Colin Birss, we are required to inform you that the Galaxy Tab is not as cool as the iPad. Needless to say, we agree with Judge Birss."

  9. And we can expect by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We can expect that Apple will wriggle to avoid doing this in any meaningful way. What's the smallest size ad they can place? What's the smallest typeface? Do all elements need equal prominance?
    They'd likely put a huge ad saying "Buy Apple iPad, the judge said it's cool" in a large font with the "Samsung did not copy" message in a tiny font in a corner of the ad (maybe even upside-down text). They'll go as far as they think they can while avoiding a contempt finding.

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    1. Re:And we can expect by Ynot_82 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the media coverage alone of this story will do all the work
      Apple cannot control that
      I think what Apple actually does to comply with this will be largely irrelevant when it's being talked about on the news.

    2. Re:And we can expect by anagama · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It isn't just some newspaper ads:

      Now, Birss says Apple must post a notice to its UK website that outlines the July 9 decision, and the notice must remain on the site for six months. ... Unsurprisingly, Apple's lawyer in the case, Richard Hacon, pushed back on the order by arguing that Apple would essentially be forced to advertise for Samsung. "No company likes to refer to a rival on its website," ...

      http://arstechnica.com/apple/2012/07/judge-to-apple-tell-uk-consumers-samsung-didnt-infringe-on-ipad-design/

      The Streisand effect was designed in California too, correct?

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    3. Re:And we can expect by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      Apple could spin this in interesting ways:

      Buy the iPad, certified cooler and better than the lesser Samsung Galaxy Tablet by no less than his royal honor UK Judge Numbnuts himself. (note: the Galaxy, being obviously inferior as determined by UK law, is at best a poor wanna be copy of the wondrous iPad, so buy the best: iPad)

      There - all done, admitted it wasn't a copy, and get some good PR to boot. I'm sure the UK judge won't approve.

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    4. Re:And we can expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still, should they choose to appeal, it might be construed as an admission that the Samsung IS as cool...

    5. Re:And we can expect by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure at this very moment, there are dozens of staffers from ad agencies employed by Apple quaffing quad shot lattes and bouncing all manner of story arcs off of each other, the walls and the urinals at Starbucks.

      This is an advertising executives dream job.

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    6. Re:And we can expect by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      Often imitated, never duplicated!

    7. Re:And we can expect by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But like the climategate thing, people aren't interested in hearing that the accusers were wrong in the end. The damage is done. This judge is probably attempting to undo the damage by forcing the damagers to make the statement. It is not enough that a judge makes the statement. It has to come from Apple -- the accuser, the damager. Even so, people won't be inclined to believe as that requires people to change their beliefs and there is a very long and significant list of things that people will change before they change their beliefs.

    8. Re:And we can expect by Ynot_82 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is all over the front pages of the major UK news outlets
      People know about this, regardless of what Apple put on their website

    9. Re:And we can expect by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      I think the media coverage alone of this story will do all the work Apple cannot control that I think what Apple actually does to comply with this will be largely irrelevant when it's being talked about on the news.

      here's their ad:

      (in giant letters) "IT'S JUST NOT AS COOL."

      [picture of samsung gizmo being dangled between two fingers like it's a piece of roadkill]

      "Some guy in a fancy wig just ruled that Samsung didn't copy the iPad, because the iPad is cooler. Guilty as charged!

    10. Re:And we can expect by easyTree · · Score: 1
    11. Re:And we can expect by Divebus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One way to spin it: "OUR MISTAKE! Sorry, but the Samsung tablet is NOTHING like the iPad. Nothing at all. If you can find any similarities in the two products, they would merely be a coincidence. That's what we get for buying components from Samsung. Who knew they were already going to make a tablet and we're just using their parts? That's why the parts were so cheap - they were already making them. It was us who was late to the game. Besides, it's a COMPLETELY different shape than the iPad. Totally different. The Galaxy Tab is actually more similar to the other dozen counterfeit iPads... er... original tablet ideas independently developed a year or two later on the market today."

      I spent over a year in Korea and they fucking copy EVERYTHING. Ever notice how the entire lineup of Hyundai copycat cars make you do a double take? There's one that looks like a BMW, a Mercedes, a Jaguar, a Bentley... you name it, they copy it. I almost bought a beautiful camera in Yongsan for an unbelievable price until I double checked the real spelling of Hasselblad. Korea is home to the finest counterfeit luxury goods in the world. No surprise here. Move along.

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    12. Re:And we can expect by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      But like the climategate thing, people aren't interested in hearing that the accusers were wrong in the end.

      They're interested when it's funny and important people are being embarrassed.

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    13. Re:And we can expect by myowntrueself · · Score: 0

      I almost bought a beautiful camera in Yongsan for an unbelievable price until I double checked the real spelling of Hasselblad. Korea is home to the finest counterfeit luxury goods in the world. No surprise here. Move along.

      My favorites were the 'Sansmug Galaxy S2' phones.

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    14. Re:And we can expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all over the front pages of the major UK news outlets
      People know about this, regardless of what Apple put on their website

      Run it right next to one of those "Alien baby has removable head" stories in the Murdoch papers....

      Samsung did not copy Apple. Well enough to be cool.

      In some ways this case feels wrong. It seems that in many ways Samsung has copied Apple, but the judge concluded those things should not have patent protection.

    15. Re:And we can expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are retard, just because someone paid for a bunch of editorial ads that the climategate liars were 'exonerated' doesn't make it true.
      Go away, shill.

    16. Re:And we can expect by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      i wonder if samsong can use apples adds which state that samsung are not copying the ipad as evidence in US courts as evidence that they are not copying them. I mean that would be kind of damning, admitting in public that the person, you are accusing of copying you, did not in fact copy you in anyway.

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    17. Re:And we can expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's their ad:

      (in giant letters) "IT'S JUST NOT AS COOL."

      "directly contrary to our previous position that they were basically identical" ...but hey if a judge says they aren't as cool...

      "Some guy in a fancy wig just ruled that Samsung didn't copy the iPad, because the iPad is cooler. Guilty as charged!

      Guilty as charged? Lol, you idiot, Apple are the ones complaining Samsung products look like theirs and have been saying it for years.

    18. Re:And we can expect by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      here's their ad: (in giant letters) "IT'S JUST NOT AS COOL."

      "directly contrary to our previous position that they were basically identical" ...but hey if a judge says they aren't as cool...

      "Some guy in a fancy wig just ruled that Samsung didn't copy the iPad, because the iPad is cooler. Guilty as charged!

      Guilty as charged? Lol, you idiot, Apple are the ones complaining Samsung products look like theirs and have been saying it for years.

      They were suggesting that Apple are claiming to be guilty of being cooler than Samsung.

    19. Re:And we can expect by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Also on this thread alone up to your own reply there have been:
      4 mentions of Apple
      1 mention of the iPad
      1 mention of Samsung

      And I think that's about the correct perceived marketing effect (5:1 advantage Apple)

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    20. Re:And we can expect by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

      If you want to see how the media will report this, visit http://www.firstpost.com/tech/publish-ad-that-samsung-didnt-copy-ipad-uk-judge-to-apple-382705.html

      "See even the judge knows that a Samsung tab is not cool and that the iPad is cooler. It seems Apple’s not only lost the case against Samsung in the UK but it has lost face thanks to the ridiculous ad order."

      Ethics in journalism? What's that?

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    21. Re:And we can expect by Kartu · · Score: 1

      Judge said "Samsung is not as cool". He didn't say it "it's worse" though, not to mention we don't know how ironic was his voice when saying this.
      So "certified cooler" yep, judge said so, "certified better" nope, he didn't.

    22. Re:And we can expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same can be said about Toyota's, Acura's, GM cars, etc. There's only so many "car" shapes you can make... after a while you start being almost force to copy a line or a tail light, etc

    23. Re:And we can expect by arisvega · · Score: 1

      They'd likely put a huge ad saying "Buy Apple iPad, the judge said it's cool" in a large font with the "Samsung did not copy" message in a tiny font in a corner of the ad

      And then, on the next court order, the font size will be specified.

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    24. Re:And we can expect by Kartu · · Score: 2

      Besides, it's a COMPLETELY different shape than the iPad.

      And they don't stop at copying rectangular tablets (rare shape indeed) they even dare to make rectangular TVs!
      And those TVs don't have rathor sharp edges either!
      How shameless of them...

    25. Re:And we can expect by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Or just a simple "Samsung did not copy the iPad. No really. A judge said so" and then two side-by-side pictures.

    26. Re:And we can expect by arisvega · · Score: 1

      My favorites were the 'Sansmug Galaxy S2' phones.

      Wow.

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    27. Re:And we can expect by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      My favorites were the 'Sansmug Galaxy S2' phones.

      Wow.

      That was the most amusing mis-spelling I saw on the fake phones in local market place. There were more stupid ones ('Samung' for example). I asked the vendors to take the back off and the battery out and let me photograph them. Comparing with pics of actual Samsung phones they were very obvious fakes. Also I have lots of friends who appear to have iphones. Except they don't have wireless and are not even 'smartphones'.

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  10. The punch line by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 5, Informative

    The punch line is in TFA (emphasis added):

    Birss said in his July 9 ruling that Samsung’s tablets were unlikely to be confused with the iPad because they are “not as cool.” He declined today to grant Samsung’s bid for an injunction blocking Apple from making public statements that the Galaxy infringed its design rights.

    “They are entitled to their opinion,” he said.

    It looks like they have to run the ads, but they can still say Samsung copied them.

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    1. Re:The punch line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So the ads can say (with different font sizes), "As per some judicial ruling in the UK we are pleased to announce that Samsung did not copy iPad.

      However, we would also like to point out that

      Samsung copied the iPad."

    2. Re:The punch line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it that they can't say that Samsung copied them, but they can say that they disagree about the Judge's ruling of Samsung copying them?

    3. Re:The punch line by __aajgon4133 · · Score: 1

      The punch line is in TFA (emphasis added):

      Birss said in his July 9 ruling that Samsung’s tablets were unlikely to be confused with the iPad because they are “not as cool.” He declined today to grant Samsung’s bid for an injunction blocking Apple from making public statements that the Galaxy infringed its design rights.

      “They are entitled to their opinion,” he said.

      It looks like they have to run the ads, but they can still say Samsung copied them.

      Unlike in copyright law, where independent creation is a complete defense, it is possible to "infringe...design rights" of a patent without any copying whatsoever. If you use technology disclosed in a patent (even a ridiculous design patent) without a license you have infringed upon the patent holder's rights. It is irrelevant whether you knew it existed or not. Copying, on the other hand, is a deliberate act of duplicating something that you know exists.

      It is therefore possible that Samsung infringed Apples design rights without "copying" Apple's design.

      It's just stupid.

  11. Re:And what about the same case in other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It could lead in all sorts of directions.

    Imagine mandatory adverts that say "When you buy this Android phone, you're helping to support Microsoft"

    Or

    "Using Android severely increases the risk of your phone being infected with a virus"

  12. Judges just won't stay bought these days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the world coming to.

    1. Re:Judges just won't stay bought these days. by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Not saying it happened, but just because someone ruled against Apple, doesn't mean they stopped being bought. It unlikely, though not impossible, that Samsung can buy a judge of their own.

      Really, that's all Lawyers are in these cases, marketing for judges. Spend the most and you win them over, hence why the little guy tends to lose.

  13. Idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a system something like this:

    If you file a frivolous patent case against a competitor and lose, you must advertise for the said product on your website for X time period, give a public statement/apology AND you must also pay the defendant's legal expenses.

    Maybe something like that would deter more patent trolling?

  14. Simple solution by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Put the notice in 2pt font.
    At the bottom of the page.
    White text on white background.
    dotted font.
    wingdings.

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    1. Re:Simple solution by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 2

      ...and watch the judge fine them for contempt of court.

    2. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or put it front page on Myspace. Either way, same visibility.

    3. Re:Simple solution by mjwx · · Score: 1

      ...and watch the judge fine them for contempt of court.

      I'd want to see it just for the schadenfreude of seeing Apple lower themselves to using Wingdings.

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  15. Apple's conduct is reprehensible by execthis · · Score: 4

    Samsung said in their statement: "Should Apple continue to make excessive legal claims based on such generic designs, innovation in the industry could be harmed and consumer choice unduly limited."

    Apple is like the #1 enemy in the tech industry. I remember that ad from years ago with all those drone-like people in front of the screen obeying their overlord. Well, can't people see that that's exactly what Apple and its users are like now?

    1. Re:Apple's conduct is reprehensible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, can't people see that that's exactly what Apple and its users are like now?

      They can't. Don't underestimate the power of a cult to make people blind to something others can see.

      Other examples: both US political parties. They each do a ton of nasty shit, but people can't see the nasty shit THEIR party does, only the nasty shit the OTHER party does.

      It's about the same.

    2. Re:Apple's conduct is reprehensible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you on the political parties bullshit, but even as a fan of many of the things Apple makes, I thought this was a stupid suit from the start. But we will need to see a lot more of them before we get any real reform, I think.

    3. Re:Apple's conduct is reprehensible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything it's the Apple hate *doesn't* that makes people blind. Some places on the web just mentioning Apple puts people into apoplectic rage. Even calling people who just happen to own an Apple device a "cult" is bugfuck insane.

  16. Re:And what about the same case in other countries by ashvagan · · Score: 1

    Apart from publicity/shame, nothing much. UK laws don't apply there any way, even though they should adopt a very similar approach to these mindless cases.

  17. That is awesome but... by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

    It would have been better if the judge could have

    1. specified it to be the FRONT page (or default page) associated with the iPad.
    2. made Apple disclose the many instances where their products have been "copies" (some would say refinements) of other existing products just to ram home the point of them being hypocritical asses

  18. If the UK adopts a California approach by david.emery · · Score: 1

    Samsung devices will be required to contain a warning: "This device contains technology that Her Majesty's Courts have determined is not as cool as an iPad."

    And Apple will post a precise statement, "In the United Kingdom, the Court has determined that Samsung Galaxy Tab does not copy the iPad. In other jurisdictions (list), an opposing judgement has been rendered."

  19. Publicly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will be posted publicly.
    In a public cellar.
    With no stairs.
    In the dark.
    In the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

    1. Re:Publicly by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      A Snow ... Leopard?

    2. Re:Publicly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...at Apple's local offices which are only 4 lightyears away.

  20. Re:Regarding Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Re:If it's Apple, it'll be in the most obscure pla by OldSport · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe not. Citibank screwed something up in Japan -- not sure what, some violation of information disclosure laws -- and it was on the main page for three months -- you had to click a little box acknowledging you'd read it before you could access your account. Hopefully this will be something similar.

  22. Re:But they did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Samsung copied the PADD, not the iPad. (See: LCARS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LCARS )

  23. Re:But they did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. Whilst obviously not a forgery there's no question that they have copied Apple.

    A shame really 'cos Samsung make some great products in their own right and even more really good components for other manufacturers but I have no respect for the company and won't ever be buying anything sold under the Samsung brand.
    (And as someone who is British I feel entitled to say that the judge is being an arse and Apple should just go over his head. They may still lose but at least the verdict would be delivered with less ego.)

  24. Re:But they did! by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Yes they made a rectangle without a shiny back and wrote Samsung on it just like the iPad. Then they installed Android, that well known Apple OS. Then they put an SD card slot in it just like Apple did. Oh wait.

  25. I may be way off by goldcd · · Score: 1

    but I always read the "cooler" as positively dripping in sarcasm.

  26. Re:And what about the same case in other countries by Chas · · Score: 2

    Yes, but if you have public documentation of "No this product doesn't infringe on ours" on their website...

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  27. Oh the Spin that could be done! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh the spin. Sure they will place that Samsung didn't copy them. I can just see the spin. It would go something like this.

    Hear ye, Hear ye. We told you our products are the best. Sure Samsung may have tried to copy us, but we are still better. Look at the stats that say if you have an Apple product you get laid more often because your cool and women know if you have high priced equipment then your the man for her. And women you know you want a no muss no fuss electronic device like your iDildo to that is quality made and will do what you want for as long as you want. So what if we have to say Samsung may look like us we all know they are not us because the law says it "We are the cool company with the cool devices" and Samsung is like the little brother or sister trying to be cool when we all know they never will.

  28. Re:But they did! by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    >>>Samsung did, in fact, copy the iPad

    Provide proof please

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  29. Re:But they did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not only did they not copy the ipad they doctored the photos that they showed the court

    http://www.dailytech.com/Apple+Caught+Using+Photoshop+to+Fake+More+Pics+in+Lawsuits/article22500.htm

  30. He's British by Kupfernigk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I doubt he's ever heard of it. In the UK, no, and I really mean no, US car has the slightest cool factor whatsoever. The coolest judgemobile ever was Scott's bicycle at the Scott enquiry (into illegal arms sales to Iraq).

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    2. Re:He's British by cockroach2 · · Score: 1

      Not even Ford Timelord?

    3. Re:He's British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.goodcarbadcar.net/2012/01/uk-best-selling-cars-2011-year-end.html

      I didn't know anything about the UK car market and was intrigued to find that 5 of the top 6 top selling cars in the UK last year were from US car companies - Ford and Vauxhall (rebranded GM/Opel). Vauxhall and Opel have been owned by GM since before WWII. It's interesting how poorly Asian imports do in comparison to the US market.

      Maybe they don't register on your coolness scale. But they sell.
      Although as far as the LeSabre goes, that's certainly not 'cool' in the US.
      Even our taste is not that bad.

  31. Apple's style... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    Judge: "Apologize to that lady you called fat!"
    Apple: "I'm sorry you're fat."

    1. Re:Apple's style... by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Lady: "Well, you have the shape of an apple."

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  32. Is it really shaming? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1
    I don't see how it's that bad. The article says

    He declined today to grant Samsung’s bid for an injunction blocking Apple from making public statements that the Galaxy infringed its design rights.

    So they can still say the Galaxy infringed on their design. They only have to put it on their website for the UK only and they'll probably turn it around and say something along the lines of court confirming their product is cooler which is hardly detrimental to their image.

    So I'm failing to see how they've been shamed.

    1. Re:Is it really shaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they can still say the Galaxy infringed on their design.

      No they can't, that is a statement of fact and the ruling (in the UK) was to the contrary. What they can do is state their opinion that they feel Samsung copied them. So long as it is clearly just expressing their opinion Apple can more or less* say what they want, just so long as they don't claim it is a fact. The distinction may be subtle, but it is important.

      *There are probably lines that Apple still cannot cross even as an opinion, but IANAL so don't know.

  33. Unconstitutional by JSBiff · · Score: 0

    In the US, so far as I know, court's can only order such punishments as they have been granted power to do through legislation by congress or a state legislature.

    Congress and state legislatures are limited by the Constitution. The First Amendment of which guarantees free speech by prohibiting Congress from passing any laws which abridge the freedom of speech.

    Therefor, Congress cannot pass a law granting the courts the power to compel speech, because compelling speech is equally an abridgement of free speech just as much as censoring free speech.

    Also, just because a court find someone guilty, doesn't mean they are. How many people convicted for murder or rape have later been exhonerated? What if they had been compelled to make an admission of guilt by the court? Someone should always have the right to maintain their innocence.

    It's easy to look at this and say, "well, this is a corporation and a patent troll to boot", but if they can do it to a patent troll, why couldn't they do it to you?

    1. Re:Unconstitutional by Jeng · · Score: 2

      In the US,

      Wrong jurisdiction.

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    2. Re:Unconstitutional by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      I was responding to a specific post calling for this to be adopted in the US, not responding to the original article, so your response doesn't really apply. I know the original article is about the UK, which doesn't follow our Constitution.

    3. Re:Unconstitutional by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Well in that case, there have been plenty of shaming punishments here in the US, but the person can decide shaming or jail time.

      This was the first one to pop up on google.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/26/shame-punishments-judge-orders-ponytail_n_1627010.html

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    4. Re:Unconstitutional by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Read the post he was responding to.

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    5. Re:Unconstitutional by hippo · · Score: 1

      While we're on the subject of copying and law can the US please post a notice stating that their legal system was a copy of the UK's but they have been busy changing it for 200 years and it no longer infringes. Right under the HOLLYWOOD sign would be a good place.

    6. Re:Unconstitutional by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >Therefor, Congress cannot pass a law granting the courts the power to compel speech, because compelling speech is equally an abridgement of free speech just as much as censoring free speech.

      But limited censorship IS allowed by the US constitution and IS in fact regularly exercised by both the legislature and the courts. For example in a libel case if the publisher is found guilty, it would not be unusual for the courts to require that they print a retraction.
      In a slander case, they could order an apology.

      There are severe limits on compelled speech (just like there is on restricting speech) but it is certainly allowed. In this case the court has effectively determined that since apple's lost the court case, their PUBLIC accusations of copying amount to slander, and ordered them to apologize and retract the slanderous statement.

      I can't imagine any reason a court in the USA couldn't do the same. Granted your libel and slander laws are more liberal and actually wining a case of libel and slander is harder but if it's won - this is exactly the kind of thing that would happen.

      A more interesting question is whether a US court can in the results of a trial sentence you for a further charge as a RESULT of the outcome even though you were never charged with it in the original proceedings (be it a civil or criminal charge). I believe they can in fact do so and testifying that you committed a crime can have you sentenced for it in the same trial but I could be wrong.
      Even that is not a certainty however as we don't even KNOW that this finding WAS tacked on - it's not unusual for companies when sued to claim slander in the other party and Samsung may well have included that as part of their counter-claim - in which case this judge just found Apple guilty of it and is now ordering a pretty standard restitution.

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  34. Re:But they did! by terjeber · · Score: 1

    You need to get off the meds, or get on them if you are off. Samsung didn't copy Apple at all. The design pre-dates the iPad with about a decade. Only someone with their heads up Steve Jobs' ass would consider it copying the iPad.

  35. Re:But they did! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-apple-injunction-20120626,0,3449414.story

  36. Re:But they did! by sjames · · Score: 1

    RTFA, apparently, they did not.

  37. Re:But they did! by green1 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe the tablet in question had an SD card slot (in fact that was one of my reasons for not buying it)
    that said, the different aspect ratio, which forced a different shape to the device, the different buttons, the different back, the word SAMSUNG on the bezel and back, the different operating system with completely different interface using a completely different home screen look sort of gave me a slight hint that it may not be an iPad...

  38. Seriously? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Do they have to stand in the corner, too?

    Zing! One in a row.

    UK picks its judges from the pool of headmasters, do they?

    Hey, what?

    Apple should just post "We admit Samsung just faceplant level failed to copy the iPad." :-D

    Oh, pow!

  39. Re:But they did! by Jeng · · Score: 1

    At this point a court decision is not proof of anything except having a good legal team.

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  40. Out of bounds by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Apple could just tell the UK to Fsk off. The Queen would be pissed. Or maybe she would smuggle in her gadget fix?

    1. Re:Out of bounds by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's not lie Apple does business in Britain after all.

      Oh wait...

    2. Re:Out of bounds by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'd love that. Just for the giggles, apart from anything else.

      (Note: lulz are all well and good but when I tickle her, she giggles. Giggles are soo much better)

  41. This is going to backfire so hard by maccodemonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We're legally obligated to inform you that the courts have found that the Galaxy Tab is not as cool as the iPad, and also found by the courts to not be an iPad substitute."

  42. Re:But they did! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sure. All current tablets are copied, at least in part, from the iPad. Because is someone has a successful product, you'll want to do something similar.

    Apple copied from others. We all copy each other. This way, things evolve. We learn from each other.

  43. Was it? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    Yes it was. It was called a Palm Pilot.

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  44. Sorry, in order to see this confession... by tlambert · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you must install iTunes and the following optional QuickTime components: X, Y, Z, Q, ...

    Sorry, it looks like your platform is not supported. Please try again with the latest version of Mac OS X or Windows.

  45. Re:But they did! by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    Samsung copied the PADD, not the iPad. (See: LCARS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LCARS )

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MessagePad

    That was a real product whereas the PADD in STNG was a prop made out of plastic and/or wood.

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  46. What do you mean by publiclurker · · Score: 2

    The Israeli edition of Swine-herders digest is a well known publication, and Chinese a popular language. How can you say we didn't follow the court order?

    1. Re:What do you mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the fucking judge, and what I say goes. Contempt of court - ten years!

    2. Re:What do you mean by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      which makes me wonder how would that work for a corporation would they ban all apple product imports for ten years?

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  47. Apple (greater-than symbol) UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Honestly, other than amount of real estate, it seems to me Apple is probably more powerful and influential than the UK government. If I were Apple, (and bear in mind as I write this that I despise almost everything about Apple, especially their sycophantic cult of fan-boys and fan-girls who would buy a bag of flaming dog shit if it had a shiny Apple logo on it,) could and should tell the UK government to fuck off. Stop selling all products and stop all support for UK users, and tell them "hey, eliminate your idiotic, bullshit, anachronistic joke of a government, and we'll consider returning." The judge DID have a point that no-one who is a technology aficionado would confuse the two despite the tremendous similarity. Samsung CLEARLY copied Apple, but the fact that such a thing would give Apple cause to pursue legal remedies is the problem.

    For Apple to be able to claim something like "we invented the finger swipe, so no one else can use it," would be rather like one car maker suing another for copying their "control direction with a wheel" interface, or insisting no one else can put the throttle control on a spring, or locate it in front of the feet, or that no one else can place the gas on the right, brake in the center, clutch on the left... competition is AIDED by standardization of interface, so you DON'T have to learn each different device's control layout... imagine if every car that wasn't say... a Ford had a gas pedal that had no spring, (because FMC had patented a spring-return variable throttle control,) so you had to put your foot in a stirrup so when you want to slow down, you have to pull the fuel-flow-control lever BACK using your foot.

    That's the world Apple wants. If they add a third headphone jack to the iPad, they don't want anyone else to be able to do it, not realizing that they should just be content leading the pack. They don't realize that the reality is, that you may just not be able to recoup your investment in making an ultra slick interface, no matter what you do, so rather than try to bludgeon people with the legal system, you simply acknowledge that you can only afford to make the interface so slick, orrrr... reconcile yourself to having people avail themselves of your interface. Apple's approach of course has been, and will probably remain bludgeoning. That's sad. There are better uses for the court's time, whatever court that is.

  48. "must"??? by mark-t · · Score: 0
    Really?

    How does that work, exactly? Can you legally force somebody to publicly state something that, to the best of their knowledge and understanding, is not true?

    1. Re:"must"??? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Newspapers have been ordered to print retractions, so apparently the answer is "yes".

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  49. Re:What moron fucks with a judge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you let Samsung know the ruling bothers you, they come back and tell the judge. THe judge then come back with an order that they put on the top of every web page they put up in bold black 30 pt letters on white background the phrase "We are big weinies for suing Samsung for copying iPad when they didn't."

  50. Flawed Logic by Deorus · · Score: 0

    Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. The ruling is wrong and I would appeal if I was Apple. Even if they can not prove that Samsung copied their designs, that doesn't imply they didn't. The judge is simply incompetent.

  51. Finally by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally, Apple has a reason for using Adobe Flash.

  52. Translation by omfgnosis · · Score: 2

    Translation: In a society where there are private institutions which wield enormous power and influence—vastly more than any person, and increasingly exceeding that of even the most organized public institutions—and they use that power and influence to ends that are harmful, whether objectively or subjectively, the people who are affected should refrain from comment which might besmirch these powerful institutions, and should instead volunteer to suffer a life of arbitrary self-denial and misery. It is inappropriate for a person to present their thoughts to others about undesired attributes of this mode of commerce; it is, after all, an arrangement which those people are evicted from by virtue of having such thoughts. We must pay fealty, stay silent, or become unpersons.

  53. Think Different? by k(wi)r(kipedia) · · Score: 1

    There was a time Apple ran an ad campaign anchored on the slogan "Think Different". The irony, even then, was that Apple systems tended to be less configurable than mass market computers produced by the partners of the Wintel duopoly. So Apple users tended to Think Alike.

  54. They make very GOOD rip-offs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's important to note that the rip-offs are uniformly of excellent quality and generally are much better value for money than the originals. Jeremy Clarkson, famously derisive of all things automotive, had several nice things to say about the Hyundai Tiburon. I don't know about the camera optics, but I'd take a Hyundai car over the European style-donor any day of the week.

    1. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's really the crux of the issue. It's much easier for someone else to do all the engineering and hard work it takes to create an experience that nobody ever had - and copy it at a fraction of the cost. That goes for "Hassalblad" cameras and "Rolodex" watches. They've got no skin in the game except the expense of pulling molds off the original. In the US, they arrest people for having Louis Vuitton or Gucci knockoff hand bags. By that measure, Samsung qualifies. So does Hyundai but we can't see past the acquisition price. No doubt, they make really good ripoffs,but we bear (or submerge) the guilt of ripping off the originator when we buy it. Of course it's a good value, even if it lasts half as long.

      I wanted new shoes over there and the local shoe shop in Itaewon handed me a Sears catalog. A real one. I pointed to the shoes I wanted and they had them custom made the NEXT DAY for 10% of the Sears price. Can't resist supporting that.

      I have that Top Gear episode. Love that series. The real one.

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    2. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      I don't think they arrest you for owning knock offs, they go after you for manufacturing and selling them

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    3. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Correct.

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    4. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Kartu · · Score: 2

      I work in automotive and somebody thinking that roughly repeating vehicle design is the same as stealing "all the engineering" makes me laugh.
      Compare VW Caddy to Renault Kangoo, who "stole" from whom, eh?
      Did any company sue the other? Why not? (I guess you think South Korea is wild east where nobody protects wester IP, well, we are talking about two EU manufacturers) Why didn't they sue each other for "stealing"?

    5. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Thing is, they'd don't arrest you or confiscate "copies" or "rip-offs". That's the whole point of Apple filing design patents or whatever they've got. The situation you're talking about are counterfeits. Very different. Samsung isn't labelling their device "Apple" or even "Appel" and trying to pass it off as one of Cupertino's own.

      Aside from certain design patents and the appropriate trademarks, there's very little protection against rip-offs. In fact, if you got to most any Drug or Discount store, you'll often find the store brands, right next to the national brands and featuring very similar packaging. Maybe a little blatent, sure, but not illegal. And not what Samsung was doing.

      On the other hand, they seem to have moved well past Apple's designs, and shown they're more than capable of making something not only different but better. I have a Samsung-made Galaxy Nexus Phone, and it's much nicer looking than an iPhone. No chrome (had enough of that in the '61 T-Bird I owned in college) and no big stupid button on the front. Also, much better screen.

      Apple's pretty much copying the other guys these days on the OS side of things, and it's only a matter of time before they follow Samsung and the others into 4+" phones and 7" tablets. And don't be surprised to see them sued back for doing just that. And that'll be just as stupid as the Apple lawsuits were, but that's the thing you build when you let lawyers run the country :-)

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    6. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      I have that Top Gear episode. Love that series. The real one.

      You mean the one that wasn't copied in another country for 1/10th the price...?

    7. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      In the US, they arrest people for having Louis Vuitton or Gucci knockoff hand bags.

      That would be interesting if you had any evidence to back up what sounds like unjustified spleen.

      Your evidence?

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    8. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Mostly about selling, but ...

      Ah, that does make a difference. Quite a significant difference.

      You made it sound as if there were people patrolling the streets of $CITY$, inspecting random handbags (those companies make hand bags? I don't waste attention on fashion.) and arresting people who'd brought a counterfeit.

      Arresting people with stocks of counterfeit X, who are trying to sell them, happens all over the world. Mostly it's intelligence-led policing (i.e. "grasses", "snouts" and "informants"), but they do inspect shops, street markets etc too. Depends on your police's local priorities too ; I'd guess America has more urgent concerns like the gun-nuts roaming the streets.

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    9. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Apparently they don't worry much about the gun nuts. Surprising in Colorado that nobody returned fire.

      I wish I could find a reference to this, but I read a newspaper article long ago about a guy in Italy who boarded a city bus and drew a gun on the driver trying to rob him. Eleven out of the seventeen people on the bus drew pistols and shot the guy. If anyone has guns, everyone should.

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    10. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I read a newspaper article long ago about a guy in Italy who boarded a city bus and drew a gun on the driver trying to rob him. Eleven out of the seventeen people on the bus drew pistols and shot the guy.

      Sounds pretty implausible to me. In fact, on analysis,it sounds extremely implausible. Eleven people shooting at one perp at the front of the bus ... would mean multiple shooters firing past the ears of other shooters in front of them. So, in the almost incredible circumstance that you did get that many people on one bus who had guns, then most of them had no training in how to use guns, and were willing to trust their shooting to hit a guy multiple yards away, while shooting past innocent other people. That's pretty damned scary when you think about it. Well I find it scary.

      Is the count of gunmen credible? I suppose if the perp was stupid enough to try robbing a bus that was taking the night shift of policemen away from a central police station ... just about credible. If the police are allowed to take their weapons home with them, which they're certainly not in this country.

      Surprising in Colorado that nobody returned fire.

      Maybe the people of Colorado are not as lethally-inclined as the gun-nuts claim they are.

      Or, equally credible - people in the movie house who had weapons, panicked when the bullets started flying (after all, how many people actually have the experience of being under fire from a machine gun?) and by the time they'd remembered that they had a gun, the perp was gone.

      Regardless, well done in your work for the Canadian tourist board ; you've certainly left me with a clear impression of how dangerous America is to visit.

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    11. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Well, this is only Slashdot where everyone gets to pick which parts they wish to believe and berate the rest. That was a real newspaper article about the time I was in High School (1970-ish). I don't care if you don't believe it.

      Denver is/was (some dispute with the State Courts) an "open carry" municipality, meaning you can have a gun strapped to your side as long as it's not concealed. All of that is in flux with the courts, so I don't know in what condition that rule is in currently (I don't live there). Colorado apparently leaves it up to the municipalities to post on specific establishments whether a firearm is legal (establishments which serve alcohol etc).

      America isn't any more dangerous than most places. More people are killed by a lot of other things every year than guns. Nobody says we should ban cars on the road, even though there are about 30,000 deaths a year because of them. I saw a stat that said more people are killed by pigs every year than guns - but the bacon is worth the risk.

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    12. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Not any more dangerous, the likelihood of being shot in the US is 10X more per capita than in Australia. Gawd, talk about uninformed!

    13. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      the likelihood of being shot in the US is 10X more per capita than in Australia.

      Gawd, talk about bending facts around!

      Population of Australia as of 23 July 2012 at 01:47:58 PM (Canberra time): 22,678,733
      Population of USA as of 23 July 2012 at 11:48:59 PM EST: 314,004,363

      Seeing as there are 13.845 time as many capitas in the US as there are in Australia, it seems it's MORE likely to be shot (per capita) in Australia than the US.

      Thanks for playing. Please try again.

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    14. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Here... let me help you with the speculation:

      http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8502957/smaller-risk-of-getting-shot-in-australia

      There are no references in the article to substantiate their claim of being 15x more likely to get shot in the US than Australia, but seeing as they "made a sharp turn away from the gun culture in 1996", Australia must have been a mighty rough place at one time. It's still almost a rounding error away from the claimed US "getting shot" per capita rate today.

      You know, nobody is happy with any of this. Who has the lowest crime rate anywhere? Switzerland.

      http://www.prisonplanet.com/why-switzerland-has-the-lowest-crime-rate-in-the-world.html

      Mexico has a high rate of deaths by gunfire, higher than the US, even though all guns are illegal in Mexico. Banning guns nationally isn't really working out for them.

      It appears that armed citizens have a higher survival rate than disarmed citizens left as victims to those who follow no laws. Singapore has a low crime rate due to their system of immediate corporal punishment for offenses which Americans would receive a parole sentence. Anyone who opens fire during a crime and is caught is quickly tried and executed in Singapore. Same goes for narcotics offenders. That doesn't happen in the US, so here we are with gun toting criminals on the street in some places.

      Bottom line is I agree with the dangers of getting shot in the US, but more than half of the death rate by gunfire is people shooting themselves in the head. The other consideration is regional if you're filtering by intentional homicide. The largest danger comes from a small sliver of regions and subcultures within the US. If you walk into a narcotics driven badland, you're more likely to be harmed.

      Here's a "List of countries by intentional homicide rate": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homicide_rate

      Murder Capital of the US is the DIstrict of Columbia. It's just 10 square miles of the US (out of 3.79 million) and practically all of the deaths are narcotics related. I've lived right outside of DC for 35 years and work in DC. Know it well. I've never heard gunfire. Must be because the crack houses are the old solid masonry row houses. So, 0.000264% of the US is the most dangerous. Next is Puerto Rico (3435 square miles or 0.00214% of the US) and below that is Louisiana. Most of the crime in Louisiana is centered on four cities. I won't speculate here why their crime rate is high because... hmmm... I can't even say that. Those three areas of the US, one of which isn't even on the mainland, make up for a huge chunk of the overall statistic leaving the rest of the US relatively safe - except for a few areas rife with narcotics traffic. The Northern Territory of Australia is worse than about half of the US. Even New Jersey is safer than the Northern Territory.

      Ok, enough.

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    15. Re:They make very GOOD rip-offs by Divebus · · Score: 1

      errata: I said DC is 10 square miles. That's incorrect. It's actually a square 10 miles on a side, a large chunk of which was eventually returned to Virginia long ago. DC is 68.3 square miles which makes it 0.00179% of the US land area.

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  55. Apple Ad by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    (show ipad)

    iPad

    (show Chinese mob waiting in front of Apple Store to open)

    Want

    (show samsung tablet, it looks exactly the same)

    Not a copy. Somebody forgot the cool.

    Again.

    (show deserted generic electronics store)

    Do not want

    (show ipad)

    iPad

  56. Exactly. That's Top Gear by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    You do realise that Top Gear is aimed at skilled working/lower middle class don't you? The only lawyer I know who drives a Ford (for the rest think Audi/BMW/Merc/Porsche/Aston Martin/Lexus) is one of my kids, and that's because they live in an area of London which, while very fashionable, is a target for thieves of up-market cars, and the Ford garage is a few hundred metres away.

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  57. Re:But they did! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just like all current books are copied, at least in part, from the Bible.

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  58. Please show the hard work done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    To make the experience of "A tablet that doesn't have sharp corners and is in a pad-of-paper-like format" that nobody ever had.

    Please.

    Show us where the engineering to produce this experience is and how hard that work was.

    1. Re:Please show the hard work done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. That's all there is to it. Just a chunk of plastic with rounded corners and a slab of glass on the front. Anyone can do it. There's nothing inside at all.

      Please.

      Is that all you see? You're an idiot. If it's so fucking simple, why hasn't anyone actually shipped one before? All we've seen before the iPad are mock ups and Hollywood props. The counterfeiters wait for one to actually ship so they can reverse engineer it.

    2. Re:Please show the hard work done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's why Tab and other Samsung offerings have same hardware and same OS as iPad and family with a piece moved here and there... oh, wait, nope, it's only superficial exterior similarity, they had to engineer hardware and integrate software by themselves.

      You're an idiot.

    3. Re:Please show the hard work done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Samsung and everyone else fucking stole the iPad design fair and square. It even works pretty much the same. Why doesn't someone else come up with a better original design except to copy it? Idiot.

    4. Re:Please show the hard work done by hazydave · · Score: 1

      It's not really about hard work -- a patent can easily be issued on someone's brilliant stroke of genius.

      The problem here is, first, that this is obvious. Things that have similar form factors but were not computers were done this way for ages: photo frames, digital photo frames, Etch-a-Sketch, dozens of tablet computers as dramatized in Sci-Fi. The iPhone and other smartphones themselves, going back to all those Palms with thin screen borders and rounded edges. All of which should lead any PTO to the conclusion that this was "obvious to one skilled in the art", and thus, not patentable (or anything similar).

      Second problem... not sure what Apple's using in the USA to enforce this. But the sketches in the "Community Design" they were awarded in Europe didn't look anything like the Galaxy Tab. Or the iPad.

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  59. Re:But they did! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Uhm.. No. Because they're not.

    But most books are inspired by earlier books. Robinson Crusoe is probably a better contender for a book that all books are copied from, since the concept of realistic fiction didn't really exist before then

  60. So why are some distinct and not infringing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whilst others are distinct and infringing?

    In fact, and this is where I have a problem with patents including prior art: where in the patent does it say why that prior art is not covered by this patent and where this patent is covering something different and not covered by that prior art?

    NOWHERE, that's where.

    So the prior art is not infringing because despite being rectancular with rounded corners, it's not. And the Samsung is because it's got rounded corners and a rectancular shape.

  61. Re:And what about the same case in other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the response will scope to the countries covered as not to screw up lawsuits in other countries.

  62. Re:piltdown started in Britian... by Bongo · · Score: 2

    Don't you mean, Global Climate Disruptive Uncertainty Heisenberg Principle of Precautionary Direct Action for the Projection of Greed and Sin on Human Species by Modelling of Chaos within Envelope of Creative Statistical Subjective Robust Confidence of Future Scenario-as-Predicion Caveat Reality?

    ok I actually bored myself writing that. you point stands, it's already politically dead, the rest is just slow backtracking.

  63. Re:piltdown started in Britian... by hazydave · · Score: 1

    Err... 2012 is the hottest year (so far) on record. Again. Well, ok... 2010 was the hottest on record, globally... tied with 2005. Also the 34th consecutive year with temps above the 20th century average. 2011 was 0.12C cooler, so yeah, in a very small and statistically meaningless way, things are getting cooler -- if you're writing this from 2011.

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  64. What I really want to see happen... by NotOddManOut · · Score: 1

    Forget the company itself apologizing. I want the Apple "geniuses" to publicly apologize for being pompous asses. Seeing tears would be a bonus.

  65. Re:piltdown started in Britian... by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    You're wasting time quoting facts to denialists, they are faith based idiots who no amount of evidence will convince.