User: Celsius10

Re:and what makes a female rat attractive?

On: Sperm Travels Faster Toward Attractive Females

The attractive rats were the ones on the pinball machine.

Re:Pay attention, Hollywood

On: Acorns Disappear Across the Country

Hey Oak tree say hi to ya mutha for me.

Grave identification.

On: Nanaimo, The Google Capital of the World

A gay necrophiliacs wet dream.

A Jedi he will be.

On: Lycos Deletes Emails and Says 'Too Bad!'

"I am the manager of all of Customer Service. There is no one higher than me that you will speak with." Waves hand in front of monitor.

Pond Scum =

On: Newest Energy Source — Pond Scum

SCO management in giant hamster wheels.

I...have had...enough...of...yyyooouuu.

On: Star Trek XI - What We Know

For me it ended in 1984, seriously.

Slashback Mountain

On: Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal

Cause you got it wrong the first time.

You had me at Hello World!

On: Is Visual Basic a Good Beginner's Language?

eom

Gene Hackman

On: Ballmer: 'We'll catch Google'

He's just grumpy because Gene lit his thumb on fire.

Re:What was interesting

On: Supreme Court Rules against Grokster

You forgot the sixth step. Microsoft releases p2p program while courts look on.

Re:Not surprising

On: Software Piracy Seen as Normal

Not every village had its own chandler, after all.

Central Perk does.

Only an idiot...

On: Internet Hunting

would venture out to retrieve the carcass before unplugging the gun.

Why are you complaining?

On: Boeing Successfully Tests Anti-Missile Laser

This is a defense system that keeps quite a few people in the IT sector employed.

My answer to this growing problem.

On: France to Allow Cell Phone Jamming

I got so fed up with the ignoramuses of our society, that I now go to the movies on a wednesday night at the latest showing possible. The result? you can almost here a pin drop it is so quiet, and there is never usually more than 5 people in the theater.

Banana boots

On: Mambo Users Are Free And Clear

I wonder, will Brian Connolly wear these in court?

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Re:Pi has been slashdotted

On: Overclockers Top 6GHz With A 3.6GHz-Rated P4

That's my root password you insensitive clod! --

Re:outta beew

On: Exceptional Seeing At Dome C in Antarctica

Which is also known as a "Saturday night" in Germany.

Re:What progress

On: The Internet At 35

Don't forget they also made their own Pron.

Re:What progress

On: The Internet At 35

Admit it, you compiled your list from the internet.

Re:I can see myself using this

On: Successful PearPC/Mac OS X Install Documented

Simple, just run it on a G5.

I wonder

On: Make Your Own TRON Costume

"while my mother wrapped my Vaseline coated face in plaster bandage."

I wonder what his /. ID is?

On the sixth day at 11:59pm the lord created Knoppix and it was good.

Re:Do you come from the land down under?

On: SCO Seeks Licenses Down Under

Men at work.

Something SCO doesn't know about.

Re:"Progress"?

On: Can Your ATM Play Beethoven?

Thanks to you I won't be rolling around in my money anymore.

Re:Spam

On: E-mail and Snail Mail United

Imagine him reading out those letters to the villagers, I forsee a painfull stoning ahead.

Re:Historical Precedent

On: U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off

"They sent beautifully engraved and inlaid Colt revolvers to many generals and public officials."

Wow...I wouldn't mind being shot with one of those!