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U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off

declan writes "My CNET News colleague Ina Fried has written an interesting article today about how the U.S. Army has told Microsoft to stop sending free CD-ROMs of Office 2003 to government employees. In what's effectively a cease and desist order, the Army said: 'Your offer of free software places our employees and soldiers in jeopardy of unknowingly committing a violation of the ethics rules and regulations to which they have taken an oath to uphold.' Whoops! Perhaps this is Microsoft's latest way to fight free software at the Pentagon. Remember that just 8 months ago, the Army paid $471 million for Microsoft licenses."

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  1. Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Yep... I'm in the navy and this new item hit the streets last week (I considered submitting it as a story--oh well). We had guys and civilian contractors in our building getting free copies of office. My hate for ms reached a new high--talking about caught red-handed trying to plant seeds that will secure them--argh.

    Separately, as a member of the military and despiser of the pitiful quality of ms products, I've always been strongly concerned about the military's use of ms products. The military, like many parts of the government, subcontract-out most tech work and implementation. The contractors, with sealed pay rates and support plans, have no problem deploying huge ms flagships at given branch or sub branch of the military (and then forwarding all the licensing bill to uncle sam). In other words, the root concern is that senior military folks that make the money decisions, need to get the job done but don't have a technical background (ie, to them, linux, microsoft, a server, source code, hacking, and TCP/IP are all one and the same). The contractors drum up offers, the military takes one, and--wham--the US gov't is now shelling out to ms in huge numbers and there's no one who looks at and says, 'is this the best way we could be doing it?'

    If you've been around the government, you know what I mean about how scary the contractors are in terms of quality and knowledge when it comes to industrial back-end technologies. I'm on shore tour now, but when I was on my sub, you'd see these people doing a software install by blindly reading out of a SPAWAR procedure. I'd ask them stuff as they went along to gain knowledge and tips, but I usually got back a sheepish "I'm not sure". Grr...

    Andy

    1. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sounds quite useful to me. Just like people at educational establishments getting free software from them.

      I wouldn't mind getting the stuff for free! Trouble is, everything else that is legally free for me is worth the price I would pay for it, for office suites and operating systems anyway.

    2. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't mind getting the stuff for free!

      Seriously, what the hell is in ms office that the previous version didn't have that's of huge value? What more "essential" things can be added to a word processor? At the end of the day, bells an whistles don't make content. Call me when ms puts out a version of Office that makes content.

      Andy

    3. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MS is the best way to do it. I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems. Most people would be reduced to a corp of Patrick Ewings. They'd all be bumbling around the flight deck bumping into one other. Are you trying to kill me?

    4. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by andy55 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By coming to Slashdot and reading and believing in these stupid stories you are already telling us that you are ready to increase your hate without any cause.

      Did you you *read* the story post or my post?? This is *real* -- what the hell are talking about... "made up story"??

      If you know better than thousands of the contractors then why don't you build a business and show us how you can do it better,

      If you follow that pesky URL in my tagline, you'll feel pretty dumb.

      Andy

    5. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Implicit in your second paragraph is the assertion that the market is a level playing field.
      Any alternative must both meet the MS functionality and provide enough extra juice to cover the switching costs/coefficient of static friction in the market.
      I've got enough active duty experience, acquisition experience, and government contractor experience to know that your last line represents as gross an oversimplification as any other seen on /.
      I think that the most reasonable, measurable thing to do is construct laws permitting companies to be in one major categor of business, say, operating systems or desktop applications only.
      If you configure your XP applicationst for non-MS, and run Mozilla, the operating system hides c:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\IExplore.exe.
      You can't even see that critter in a console window.
      Great. However, there are times when you need to go to a site that conforms to the de-facto, and arguably good, standard set by IE.
      You can, in fact, create a shortcut to this otherwise invisible executable, so that you can use it when required.
      The alarm that this sets off is: how many other instances of the operating privileging certain files are going on within the hard drive?
      Allowing that I probably gave my life away when I accepted the licensing agreement (I'm an honest, paying MSDN subscriber, doing nothing that wouldn't pass muster, that license is written in Perl with a bad hangover, for all I can read it), how confident can I be that this is the only example of such tomfoolery going on? What if there is a ForGoodJusticeScrewTheUserWithThisAPI.dll running around on there?
      Should the operating system company be the same as the application company? I think that the market is going to say NO, and increasingly move away from this dangerous situation. I dunno if government intervention would do more than feed the shark^H^H^H^H^Hlawyers.

    6. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      .m$ was GIVING away software, even if it had bugs, how is that worse then linux office suites that are free, and have buggs???

      because open src stuff given away isn't given away w/ the intention to gain business leverage and buy executives bigger jets from bigger deals.

    7. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny you should mention SPAWAR.... :)

      I work at a SPAWAR Systems Center and it was my understanding that the Navy bought a 'Select' license from Microsoft. So we have been passing around Windows 2000/Office/Visual Studio CDs and just calling up Microsoft licensing to get keys.
      So Im not sure why its a big deal if MS is sending free CDs to the army, I imagine that they have a similar licensing arrangement as we (navy) do.

      As for contractors, my experience has been that they might use windows platforms, but they roll out their own proprietary solutions (like web services, etc.) to lock the navy into hiring them for maintenance contracts. Things that MS has a solution for (dot net for example) may do the job but contractors won't touch it, they offer their own homegrown solutions. Not to say that dot net is great (it isnt) but I think contractors are even worse than Microsoft.

      Unfortunately their is a huge bias towards outsourcing everything to contractors and not trust government workers (I'm a civilian federal employee) to do the job. Most of the money that goes through the center just goes out to the contractors, which I think is a huge mistake. The contractors keep all the technology closed, don't tell us anything useful on how to modify their systems, and expect just fat checks.

    8. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by momerath2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Eh, just have them use Macs. Surely they won't have a hard time dragging files to the CD icon that automatically appears on insertion of a blank CD-R and pressing the obvious "burn" button?

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    9. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haven't you seen the commercials - it's got a giant table on the top of a mountain!

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    10. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hey, I work in a science museum. 4 years ago I took over, and we went from no network to speak of to email and internet for everyone in the building.

      At the time the VPs insisted on bringing in hired guns to sanity check what I was doing. Heck, I didn't mind. Besides, all they knew was Cisco and exchange. I pretty much had to write their report on how linux operates as an email server, a firewall, and a web server. (Not that organizations hadn't been using Linux for years at that point.) Heck, I even ended up doing most of the legwork for the audits.

      Needless to say, after that experience I have found that contractors are at best a sounding board. You sure as hell better have an idea of what you want before you call them.

      Unfortunately most people don't have a clue.

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    11. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by neirboj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why the heck do they need to burn CD's in the cockpit? Shouldn't they be focusing on flying the damn plane?!

    12. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well the Navy has sold its IT soul to the NMCI contract that stipulates that all desktops and servers and office productivity tools will be MS products. All others will be classified as "legacy" applications and will be schedules for rehosting. This includes all things that touch the network - databases, webservers, etc.

      As the deployment is progress they are finding that people do more then send email and write word documents and they have to leave some of the existing infrastructure intact and many have two desktop machines - the nmci email kiosk and the other machine where work gets done. This neither lower costs or inceases security - both goals of the contract.

      Also if they are successful the Navy will be a sitting duck with a monoculture IT infrastructure and a successful exploit will be able to cripple it in short order.

      The NMCI contract is the largest IT contract ever and you hear scant little about it in the press. I sure hope some watchdog group or even the GAO start monitoring the progress of this contract.

    13. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by obeythefist · · Score: 4, Funny

      It looks like you're writing a slashdot post! Office assistance can help you write your post.

      What kind of karma would you like?

      1) Insightful
      2) Overrated
      3) Troll

      Ehh you get the idea.

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    14. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook.

      Maybe this just means Outlook is a shitty choice for an email client? I'm sure officers used a nice textmode client for their electronic communications in the days before desktop PCs and GUIs. Why wouldn't something like pine be just as appropriate now?

    15. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by WorldRimWalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's the great new feature? The same critical feature that every recent version of Office has provided - compatibility with the latest version of Office.

    16. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by gilrain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my university has a similar licensing agreement with Microsoft. We get unlimited copies of all Windows versions, all Office versions, and I think a good deal more (haven't needed them, so haven't checked).

      Of course, we upgraded to that license because Microsoft threatened to sick the BSA on us if they didn't. We were pissed off at the time, but it's actually been a good deal for us in the long run.

    17. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by the_other_one · · Score: 4, Funny

      What more "essential" things can be added to a word processor?

      Weapon Control

      The president will be able use Outlook to send a Word Document with a macro to all missile silo's and subs. Upon receipt Outlook will open Word and execute the macro and launch the missiles. This system will be so much cheaper than and less personel intensive than the current system.

      V14GR4 wi11 14UNCH y0ur b1g P3N15.

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    18. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Karn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hang on a second.. If they have to be taught how to burn a CD in Windows, how is that any different than Linux?

      How is that any better than, say, a custom US Air Force version of Linux that has a shortcut on the desktop to a CD burning application or script?

      If you were arguing that Linux wouldn't work on the home desktop, where the users have no sysadmin to fix things, or no tech support person to direct questions to, you would be right that Linux would be too much. However, business and government have both of those resources (usually) and are not an issue. Using Linux isn't a whole lot different from Windows when a competent admin has set up the desktop to meet the needs of the intended audience.

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    19. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      " Shouldn't they be focusing on flying the damn plane?!"

      Maybe they heard about Excel's easter egg.

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    20. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by FullCircle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The danger of missing a MS Office update is that if any one company or person you deal with upgrades, you have to upgrade in order to read the files they send you.

      Since MS changes the file formats with each version and users save in the default format (the newest MS format) your older version becomes useless.

      Sure, you can ask them to resend the file in any older format, but then your client may think that doing business with you is too much trouble, that you are unable to even work with "standard" documents or just too broke and unstable to afford Office.

      This is the deadly circle of MS Office use and the reason that the DOJ should have forced open the file formats.

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    21. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pseudochaotic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every word processor needs a built-in psychiatrist. (No, Clippy doesn't count.)

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    22. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 4, Funny

      Planes fly themselves. Why waste a good opportunity to point a surveilance antenna at some sattelites or wireless hotspots for some in flight porn.

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    23. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by buckminster · · Score: 1

      The new Word still cannot output clean xHTML. You've gotta ask, why not? It's all about proprietary file formats.

    24. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by rot26 · · Score: 5, Informative

      My productivity will fall to zero when they take my legacy machine away, but it WILL happen. They have determined that nobody is using the NMCI machines BECAUSE the legacy machines are still available. They are fully aware that the NMCI network is pure shit, but the only way it will be fixed is when people actually USE it and start opening trouble tickets to address problems, and the only way people will use them to find these problems is when they no longer have legacy machines. I expect to walk into my office and find it gone any day now.

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    25. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So you are suggesting the Navy move from an closed software and open hardware environment to a closed hardware and closed software environment? Now that's progress.

    26. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by mrjackson2000 · · Score: 1

      i have the same problem @ work with autocad, we have the newest version, several of our clients are 3-4 versions behind

    27. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by UberGeeb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely, the problem here is that these can be taken to be bribes. There are very strict rules in place for US federal and state employees of all types regarding accepting gifts in an official capacity.

    28. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Flaming+Death · · Score: 0

      Thats just not true. Even in the industry I am in, supplying defence with CG simulators, it is just wrong to say MS is the best way to do it. It is a very naive narrow-minded person who thinks this, when there are just so many solutions to a problem. This is the biggest problem with the military in any case, they have too few people who understand the project requirements in technical terms and hire the cheapest contractor they can find - or the one that uses the 'industry standard' CG gear. When most of the projects I have been working on have been PC based, and we opted for windows and the 'military standard' rendering solution, the cost was astronomical for each client install.

      Recently we have proven that the same can be done without MS, without the 'industry standard' software (I'll point my finger at Multigen here!) and with major costs savings as well as highly improved graphical output and performance - our sims are being regarded as some the best the military people have seen (although when you look at what they have been exposed to.. poor people).

      Imho MS is far from an ideal solution and I think this is especially so in the military when projects are often tailored to solve an exact problem - this being the case, you need more exact solutions, not poor generic ones.

    29. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I also work for SPAWAR in an aquisitions branch, but evidently not under the same center as you, since we pay out the nose for each and every MS product (and everything else) we buy. GSA pricing is usually a joke - we end up paying retail for virtually anything IT related. The problem with alternatives is not one of user ability, because as one of the above posters mentioned, the right linux distro would work just as easily as Windows for most navy users. The problem is change (of any kind).

      With very few exceptions, we buy nothing but Windows and Intel for PC aquisitons, since woefully few of the senior engineers and scientists (who really dont deserve those titles anymore) know any different. Since it is so hard to fire a govie, the govt. is bloated with people who haven't meaningfully increased their techincal skillset since they graduated from college in the 70s.

      SPAWAR, at least, recognizes their problem and a few people with a clue are trying to change things. They are trying to clear out some of the good-old-boy cruft and the stagnant dead weight. Some of the fresh-outta-school new professionals (myself included) are trying to exert what little influence we have to push for some alternative platforms and architectures in the work place. I have a few linux boxes up for internal uses and am working on a mosix cluster, among other things. Not much, but I guess its a start, and the bigwigs are starting to take notice.

      We joke that if some monster new windows worm went tearing through the network we would be the only ones with functioning computers. Unfortunately, its probably not so far from the truth.

    30. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1, Informative

      The new version of Outlook has a lot better spam protection, for one. There's a lot of things here and there that they made better. You don't see them until you actually use the program, but they're there.

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    31. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by vicparedes · · Score: 1
      ...wireless hotspots for some in flight porn.

      Now this makes joining the Mile High Club easier.

    32. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Outlook 2003 has a classy little notification for when you receive e-mail. I have it at work and miss it when I'm at home.

      I don't miss it enough to warrant the expense of upgrading MS Office, but to say there isn't ANYTHING worth having is misleading.

      Bells and whistles can be very pleasant.

    33. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then ground them till they learn outlook...

    34. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      It's funny. I have been using both Linux and NT since the early nineties and while there's plenty of crap software on NT, there's plenty of crap software on Linux as well. LOL.

      Maybe everybody should just use the phrase "IIS is a total piece of crap" and then I won't have to cringe when they say "pitiful quality of ms products" especially since many (eek, tough to admit) MS products are superior to those I can find on Linux.

      No, this is not a pro-MS post, this is a "let's stop deluding ourselves into feeling superior." We are better, but not by the margin most Linux users would have you believe.

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    35. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems.

      The clueless users having problems with the application layer are so far separated from the OS as to make it completely irrelevant to them. By giving them a system that they can't accidentally screw up (they're users, not administrators, right?) by downloading the virus-of-the-week or installing the spyware of the day, you reduce their opportunities to screw up the system.

    36. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to worry. At the rate NMCI is bleeding EDS dry
      and the DOD is sucking our budgets dry to fund this
      war NMCI is doomed.

    37. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by momerath2003 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Dear Mindless Slashbot Troll,

      Just because something is closed does not mean it is inferior.

      Also, to include the token open source reference, recently the Navy purchased several Xserves with Yellow Dog Linux for their submarines.

      Finally, Apple embraces the open source community a heck of a lot more than Microsoft does. They don't use a monopolistic position to try to force software down the user's throats. Their licensing schemes are infinitely less rigid than Microsoft's. Need I go on?

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    38. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by DataPath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, and EDS has royally screwed up that contract, too. Late deployments, deployments costing much more than forecast (but I think EDS has to eat up the difference), reduced productivity.

      It has also killed a lot of small businesses that used to supply technology and office materials to Navy bases. For office supply and technology purchases, there are strong incentives to buy locally, even if it costs more (which sounds bad, but has a VERY good reason). With EDS doing it all, (some) local economies around these bases have been tanking.

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    39. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Mac OS X is Darwin, Open Source variant of BSD. And at least with the Macs personell.mil would be somewhat less likely to break anything.

    40. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Alarion · · Score: 1

      NMCI is the biggest crock of shit this side of the known universe.

      A developer seat costs the government about $300. Per month. Now figure that most developers will need two seats, one for NIPRNET (teh intarweb) and one for SIPRNET (secured military network) and you are looking at at *least* $500/month *per developer*.

      The only plus side is that the desktops are guaranteed to be at around 75% of the current "standard" (cpu). So whenever newer cpus come out they are contractually supposed to upgrade the workstations.

      However, if you need something installed expect to pay.

      An absolute waste of taxpayers money...

    41. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by His+Shadow · · Score: 1

      "If they went to Linux we'd have major problems." My Mom's on Linux. Mandrake. We never hear from her about viruses, broken apps, shortcuts that don't work, blahbitty blah. My brother remotely administers the box and holds her hand thru that which needs handholding, but the vast majority of what she does is point and click. The difference being, she can click on NOTHING that gets her into trouble, becasuse the interface is infinitely customiseable, and locked down with an honest to goodness multi-user environment. Now, is my Mom smarter than a pilot? She'd like to know.

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    42. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by tehanu · · Score: 1

      Further vertical integration with other MS products. You see the bonds are quite tight enough yet. Now it is possible to escape MS once you are in its clutches (though maybe quite painful). They want to make it impossible.

    43. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also if they are successful the Navy will be a sitting duck with a monoculture IT infrastructure and a successful exploit will be able to cripple it in short order.

      Man, I hope Jeff Goldblum never joins a terrorist organisation. /kidding. OTOH, maybe anti-terrorism laws will be a good way to round up all those script kiddies. /only half-kidding.

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    44. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Except the time that I had an Office2003 beta,
      and wanted to revert to a OfficeXP, and
      discovered that there was no love comin' from
      that godforsaken .pst file.
      Then I moved to Mozilla, whose lovely mail
      mail client can be configured to point to a Fat32
      partition, which will then be visible when
      I boot RH9. Breath deep and inhale the freedom.
      Aside: /. looks a little wierd under lynx.

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    45. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      Meh, I do the same thing in Linux (Nautilus) all the time...

      I think Windows has similar features.

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    46. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the US Armed Forces are ever defeated (as in we tried hard but they thoroughly pwned us, not as in we pulled out or didn't have the soldiers) it will not be for technological inferiority. It will not be for a strategic failure. The US has spent many, many resources ensuring this is unlikely to happen. It will be for something unexpected and completely unrelated to actual battle.

      If any of the Armed Forces are locked into one platform (be it Microsoft or Linux or...) it will open a wide hole for any cracker employed by the opposing governments. The homogeneity will ensure that something that takes one computer will take them all.

    47. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Artemis · · Score: 3, Informative

      Typical Slashdot drone again. The .doc file format and .xls file format (the two most popular) did not change from Office 97 to Office XP (2002). Five years and three version of Office, no changes. The only reason the file format has changed in Office 2003 is to take advantage of XML. Of course, if they hadn't updated it to use XML you would be bitching about that also, saying how they don't "support new technologies" or innovate in new version. You should really try doing some research about these things before you blindly bash them. Microsoft also makes the schema available for FREE and offers Royalty-Free licensing of their specific implementations!

    48. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by kir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm one of those "scary" DoD contractors and I have to agree with much of what you've said. But, much of the blame for M$ M$ M$ does not fall on the contractors. The military WANTS M$. PERIOD.

      I advocate Linux every chance I get. I recently convinced the command I work for to purchase several copies of Redhat Enterprise Linux for our perimeter services (proxy, web, etc.). It was a fight though. They just could not get M$ out of their heads. They simply could not understand that there are alternatives out there. In their world, all web servers are IIS, all email servers are Exchange, all PCs are Windows.

      It wasn't until I told them that our perimeter services have been running on Linux for two years (regular Redhat) that they began to come around. I explained the EOL situation with Redhat Linux and that the most logical choice would be to move to RHEL since our AOSAs (Another OS Administrators) are already familiar with Redhat (ok... that's a stretch).

      They still weren't completely convinced until I detailed the security track records of IIS and Apache. They understood the significance, but weren't completely sold until I showed them a message detailing a group of recent defacements of Navy and Air Force IIS servers in our region (overseas). Then I showed them the Linux/Apache front-end proxy for our beloved Outlook Web Access server and how it would be nearly impossible to exploit many of the IIS vuls through it. Done and done.

      Sad.

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    49. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems. Most people would be reduced to a corp of Patrick Ewings. They'd all be bumbling around the flight deck bumping into one other.
      If that's the kind of army with what the US is attempting to conquer the world, I suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
    50. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but if your pilots can't figure how to "fly" outlook, then I hope you preflight the autopilot so they can at least let the navigator get them pointed in the right direction when they get into the C-17!

      The majority of the Army pilots I flew with could at least keep a helicopter in the air while reading a AAA roadmap. The good ones transitioned to fixed wing became my chauffeurs and flew high speed low altitude VFR surviellance missions.

      The Army Airborne grunts have been using Linux since Bosnia. It's a shame that the Airforce can't recruit anyone who can operate without clippy!

    51. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 2, Funny
      Planes fly themselves.

      Isn't it something like a few hours of utter boredom with a couple mintes of sheer panic at the beginning and end?

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    52. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by griann · · Score: 1
      What more "essential" things can be added to a word processor?

      The ability to read the next version of the .doc format, of course.

    53. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny
      It looks like you're writing a slashdot post! Office assistance can help you write your post.

      Except, this involves the US Army. So in this case, Clippy pops up and asks,
      It looks like your government plans further unilateral "preemtive" strikes in the Middle East. Would you like to: Write a new will? Write a suicide note? Move to Canada? Invest in Halliburton? Curl up in a ball under your bed and cry? Learn to enjoy the smell of napalm in the morning?
    54. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1
      Nothing they added is revolutionary. A couple things I remember from a seminar I attended about 6 months ago:
      • Office documents now stored as XML*
      • Lotus-Notes like database apps can be built in/on top of Office.

      *=I'm not sure if that was that the documents are actually stored as plain XML or if it was that they can be manipulated through XML.
    55. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is the dumbest crap I have ever read on /.

      It takes less time to get a random high-asvab grunt up to speed on a windows NT based system than on a linux system.
      Do you have an evidence to back up that claim? Any studies? Documents? Or are you just making up crap as you go?

      "Sir, the guy we pulled in after the 6 shop got bombed is saying 'what the fuck is this %> stuff all about?'"
      I guess there is no such think as a GUI under Linux? I take it you cannot write GUI apps for Linux? All taks need to be done from a terminal? You are very "Insightful" aren't you?
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    56. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      This is all true, when you have a competent admin. But if something goes wrong and you aren't near base where a competent admin is, you want something that does NOT require one to fix. And 9 out of 10 times, an incompetent admin is more likely to be able to fix windows than linux.

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    57. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by MurphyZero · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You haven't met some of these folks yet. Obvious is not sufficient. For some of them, I am slightly surprised they get infected with viruses because they would have to realize they had to click on the attachment to activate it. Typically though, they learned to click on the attachment because somewhat sent them some pornography and told them how to view it.

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    58. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>MS is the best way to do it

      nice assumption.

      >>We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook

      just negated your first statement with your second one...nice.

      >>If they went to Linux we'd have major problems.

      Well I just did some training for a SIGINT Operations Center. And most I worked with agreed that renewed life in *nix via linux was a great thing. They currently run solaris, but are intrigued by linux. They generally thought it was stupid that for so many little things to be solved, under Microsoft, you had to install so many packages, which had to be submitted for approval, req'ds, etc.

      You ended up with an xp add/remove programs list of 40-50 items, not including patches.

      The machines ran like shit. Popups, spyware, adware and viruses were a constant problem.

      There solution? Solaris with a Win2k terminal client. They were not really happy about the 2k requirement, but was better then local windows boxes.

      This whole business about Outlook is more B.S. as well. They complained that their real work was in *nix, while the adminstrative stuff was piped through windows clients/server sessions. And that all their problems existed on this administrative side. They thought that Outlook is just a pipe for crap to come in, and for the skilled bureaucrats to create more make-work.

      Especially irritating since 90% of the little problems would take a few lines in a bash script, written by someone with a clue, and could be run be even the densest of the enlisted.

      and yea, most of them were Navy, Army, and Marines. and they ragged the hell outta the Airforce guys.

      I heard this a lot: **Problem Exists Between keyboard And Chair**

      To just blindly accept that "you've got the best way", is pretty silly. but i forget, I assume you are a grunt. you aren't supposed to question anything, including $1000 toilet seats, or $2300 wrenches. so naturally you'd say that your current system is "perfectly suitable". even if you had DOS you'd probably defend it. you aren't trained to question the status quo. just do as your told.

      Not saying linux is some miraculous savior, but it's obvious (to me anyway) that an MS entrenched military is gonna have it's own huge down side.

      whether you want to see it that way or not.

    59. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Kevin_Peters · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, then. Create a file in Office 2000 or XP and try to open it in Office 97. Can't do it. Why? Because the format DID change. Microsoft does NOT support backwards compatibility. never have and never will.

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    60. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, wait a minute.... I'm not denying that open source *might* be the smartest way to spend taxpayer money for military computer use, but why do people keep insisting that Apple Mac systems are a "closed hardware environment" + "closed software environment"??

      For at least the last 3 years, Apple has been supplying the OS X operating system on all of their computers. Unlike the old MacOS - this is based on BSD Unix! They even provide an X windowing environment, in case using the default "Aqua" GUI itself feels too "closed" to you. It seems to me the ability to recompile pretty much any BSD source and run on the Mac (not to mention the option of even forgoing Apple's own OS and using a flavor of Linux on the Mac, if you so desire) makes it far from completely "closed".

      As for "closed hardware", sure - to some extent. (Probably, most notably, video cards - where your choices are pretty much between special "Mac editions" of select ATI Radeon products, or select nVidia products.) But with USB 2.0 and firewire, you can plug in and use most of today's printers, scanners, cameras, and external storage devices (hard drives, flash drives, removeables like zip, etc.). They've already got gigabit ethernet built into almost all models, so you should be pretty well set on your network card needs (and wireless G is an option for most every Mac too). Where's the big issue? It's kind of like me complaining that Dell makes "closed hardware" because I can't replace dead power supplies in some models with standard ATX replacements (they purposely swapped the wiring around).

    61. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by fitten · · Score: 1

      We never hear from her about viruses, broken apps, shortcuts that don't work, blahbitty blah. My brother remotely administers the box and holds her hand thru that which needs handholding, but the vast majority of what she does is point and click. The difference being, she can click on NOTHING that gets her into trouble,

      What does she do on it? email and browse the web?

      becasuse the interface is infinitely customiseable, and locked down with an honest to goodness multi-user environment.

      Actually, it doesn't matter to me much how customizable the interface is because I use the defaults all the time. The reason why is that I spend time with other folks a bit. When folks customize their interface, I usually can't do jack and have to spell out everything they must do over their shoulder which is the ultimate in inefficiency. By sticking to the defaults, I'm able to move around to *any* other user's login with little/no hinderance. Customizable interfaces are nice if you are the only one who will ever do anything on your account and no one will ever have to sit down to show you anything.

    62. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by webtre · · Score: 0

      as a side question:

      Is there a 1337 5p33k plugin for open office?

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    63. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Burn button? Duck for cover, quick!

      This is the navy we are talking about! Can you imagine what a "burn" button will do when pressed?

      George

    64. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> /. has turned into a 'I hate ms' propaganda machine.

      oh yea? and Microsoft has turned into a Microsoft propaganda machine.

      Was it superior to Novell at the time? No. Chalk up the victory to Bill's marketing (propaganda) machine.

      Was it superior to OS2 at the time? No. Chalk up the victory to Bill's marketing (propaganda) machine.

      Was IE superior to Netscape at the time? No. Chalk up a victory to the propaganda machine.

      Linux needs a propaganda machine like any other cause, a good cause or a bad one.

      so take a flying leap.

    65. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by hayden · · Score: 1
      (I considered submitting it as a story--oh well).
      Ahh, bad luck. But you got first post so call it an upside!
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    66. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      There's your problem right there. You got the wrong documentation. The cd burning app is meant for infantry. For the air force, you're looking at the cd bombing app. ;-)

    67. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Eh, just have them use Macs."

      I heard army.com lives on a Mac - or maybe that's just some old Evangelist distortion field stuff floating around.

    68. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Eosha · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doesn't emacs already do that?

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    69. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yvan Eht Nioj!

    70. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Ok, then. Create a file in Office 2000 or XP and try to open it in Office 97. Can't do it. Why? Because the format DID change.

      I'll swear I've done this many times, when I had Office 2000 at home and 97 at work. It's been a while now, but I'm sure I have done it, at least with .doc and .xls files as the previous poster mentioned. Unless, of course, you use features within your document that are unsupported in '97 (i.e. avoid bar tabs in Word).

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    71. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Dunkelzahn · · Score: 1

      YHBT.

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    72. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hang on a second.. If they have to be taught how to burn a CD in Windows, how is that any different than Linux?

      For me and other more computer savvy users there wouldn't really be a difference. For others it would most likely just be a mental thing. Some people are intimidated by computers and a new UI could bother them. Other than that, as long as your system is setup right there really wouldn't be a difference. Which brings us to
      How is that any better than, say, a custom US Air Force version of Linux that has a shortcut on the desktop to a CD burning application or script?

      I firmly believe that the military will go to a Linux solution within the next 10-20 years. But they need, as you say, a custom version for their needs. The reason I think this isn't happening now is because the people that make these decisions didn't grow up with computers or Linux. They just went to E-Pubs which will save us millions of dollars a year. It took a long time to switch because they don't completely trust the technology. As Linux becomes more common and fresh blood moves up the chain Linux will become a more viable alternative, but right now it's a tough sell.
      Switching to Linux on our all-purpose systems could be done, but it would be rough for awhile. And with our current opstempo I just don't see any commanders going for it. However, there are a few systems they should switch right away.

      1. C-17 ADTD (Aircrew Data Transfer Device)
      The ADTD is just a laptop on the plane for doing the form F (weight and balance) and for viewing E-Pubs (Acrobat). There is no reason this computer should use Win 98. This is a streamlined system where up time is critical.

      2. Boeing Computer Based Training
      These systems are nothing more than terminals used for training. They don't connect to the internet or even the base intranet. You log in, start the training file and that's it. They could save a lot by dumping WinXP on these machines.

      3. Simulators
      Again, a system where uptime and reliability is critical. Also, the sim has one function. A stripped Linux would be a lot better than Windows.

    73. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      You sure as hell better have an idea of what you want before you call them.

      Exactly! How else will the contractors know what you want to hear?

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    74. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Ironica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MS is the best way to do it....

      We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook. We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP.


      I'm sorry, I'm confused. You say that MS is best, but then you cite how difficult it is for your users to get anything done with two apps, which are both made by MS. You don't relate any experiences with non-MS apps to compare.

      It sounds like your documentation and training suck, not so much your software. Even so, in my personal experience Outlook is a lot harder to use than many other mail clients, and burning CDs is really not that hard (for me, or the high-school dropouts I used to supervise at Kinko's). But your anecdote fails to support your initial proposition completely.

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    75. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      MS is the best way to do it. I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook.
      I can't figure out Microsoft products eather.
      Thats why I use Linux almost exclusivly.

      This has been my gripe for a long time. People can't figure out Windows somehow come to the conclusion Windows is the os they should be using.
      Sounds like an eppisode of the Twilight Zone.

      With Linux you can automate almost any task. So yes on one side it takes quite a bit of skill to know how to use it on the other end you can reduce the procedure for burnning a CD to "Wait for CD to burn, when CD ejects remove and replace with blank".

      For the times when interaction is nessisary use MacOs.

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    76. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      If its takeing pages of documentation on how to burn a CD, somethings wrong...

    77. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      There seems to be a lot of confusion when I said, "MS is the best way to do it" first I had a few beers second, I should have said MS is the path of least resistance. Linux would be a better choice since military computers are usually pretty limited use. If the software was good there shouldn't be too much of a problem, but I don't know if the software we use is available. This relates to not giving experiences with non-MS apps. Most everything we use is MS. We do use F.A.S.T.T and people get along with it as long as they've been trained on it.

    78. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by toopc · · Score: 1
      Since MS changes the file formats with each version and users save in the default format (the newest MS format) your older version becomes useless.

      Really? Because Word hasn't changed file formats in years - 1998 I believe. I must be getting a different version than you.

    79. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Nailer · · Score: 1

      Surely they won't have a hard time dragging files to the CD icon that automatically appears on insertion of a blank CD-R and pressing the obvious "burn" button?

      Like Nautilus does? ;^)

    80. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      >>MS is the best way to do it >nice assumption. Ok, I shouldn't have said that, because it's not what I meant exactly. I wasn't trying to say MS software is the best. I should have said that switching to Linux would cause more problems at this point than it would solve. Some people have problem with Outlook not because Outlook is tough, or even that they're dumb, it's that they're just not computer oriented. Just because they fly a plane doesn't mean they are more computer literate than the average user. I'm not sure why people keep bringing up other parts of the Air Force. I don't know anything aobut the SIGINT you're talking about. I was only referencing my squadron/base. I agree with what you've said and I believe that Linux will work it's way into the military at one point. But right now I think it would disrupt operations more than help. I don't think I have the best way. Though, I don't think there is a Linux solution that could step in a make everything better either. As far as me beging a grunt, I guess. I know as much about $1000 toilet seats and $2300 wrenches as you know about what a loadmaster does. And I'd take DOS over Win98 on the ADTD. Like I said in another post, the ADTD should run Linux.

    81. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Mindless Slashbot Troll,

      Just because something is closed does not mean it is inferior.


      Dear Mindless Apple Fan,

      Original poster did not say "inferior". Closed hardware are bad for several reasons, including "vendor lock-in".

    82. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Closed hardware also means when you buy more machines, you buy them only from your sole supplier. And that's a big deal to many of us.

    83. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Want to know where all that money for MS licenses went?
      https://ascp.monmouth.army.mil/scp/index.js p

      Here's the way it works. An IMO (Information Management Officer) counts up how many systems they have/need licenses for. They then login to that site and click on how many desktop licenses they need. They then put in the local DOIM/NSC POC info in there and click SUBMIT. The local DOIM/NSC POC gets an email saying that their licensing has been approved. They then burn them their CD copies of the software. They way I do it is I burn a CD that has ALL the current hotfixes/patches/service packs for both Office and Windows XP rolled up into it, and I automatically install antivirus software and poin t it to our AV servers and our SUS servers. Secure form the get-go and all the IMO has to do is type in a computer name and join it to the domain. Easy and fairly secure.

    84. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 3, Informative
      I know a guy who used to wotk at MS. He said it was deliberate policy to make new versions not quite compatible with older versions. Of course, you could always "save as" an older format, if you don't mind clicking through their warming box (which always comes up, whether or not you used any features that won't work in the old format).

      But, he said, they were supposed to make sure it didn't work 100% of the time. If users of older versions couldn't read your documents maybe 1% of the time, you'd chalk it up to "inevitable" software problems (which you'd assume were normal and unavoidable, since you were a Microsoft user) rather than a deliberate attempt to get you to upgrade. Eventually you were supposed to get tired, and just give up and upgrade.

    85. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by ls-lta · · Score: 1

      This is a Microsoft version of free, you can't write a program to read or write files in this format (see the patent sections), it doesn't cover modifications to the specifications. (What if MS forgot something intentionally or not?)

    86. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by BoneFlower · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " It takes less time to get a random high-asvab grunt up to speed on a windows NT based system than on a linux system.

      Do you have an evidence to back up that claim? Any studies? Documents? Or are you just making up crap as you go?"

      If you need a study to see my point here, you are an idiot. Many, MANY more servicemen will have experience with Windows at home, school, or work than will have experience with Linux. You could sit them in front of an NT server, hand them a quick reference card or even just the help files provided with windows and they can be functional. The extra downtime with reboots and blue screens(which are incredibly rare with 2k and XP) can be more than made up for by leveraging soldiers prior computer experience.

      " "Sir, the guy we pulled in after the 6 shop got bombed is saying 'what the fuck is this %> stuff all about?'"

      I guess there is no such think as a GUI under Linux? I take it you cannot write GUI apps for Linux? All taks need to be done from a terminal? You are very "Insightful" aren't you?"

      Not all tasks need to be done from the terminal. But there are enough that do that someone who has only used Windows will have trouble. Linux GUIs are simply not even close to those in Windows for administering the entire system. Even with Mandrake I can't avoid the command line completely even if I wanted to. And even when I can, its not nearly as intuitive as Windows.

      Remember, this is a world where you can't do the corporate thing and send someone away for training or hire a new admin. There isn't time for that when the lead is flying. This is a world where you may have to replace your team of trained administrators because they just got killed, and you need them replaced immediately or more people will die. You need to be able to leverage peoples prior experience to pull it off, and that experience will almost certainly be in Windows products.

    87. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want to fight or do you want to surf, soldier?

    88. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where I work we still haven't upgraded our Office from Office 97. Everytime a new version comes out we have a look at it to see if there are any new features that we need, and everytime the answer comes up negative.

      Our business relies on being able to transfer documents to and from our clients. Occasionally we have a problem with having an old version. It tends to be when someone has embedded some ActiveX thing that we didn't have. It is so rare that this happens that nobody ever suggests that we should upgrade.

      One of our satellite offices upgraded to Office 2000 (without permission) to fix a perceived problem that they had when opening files sent from outside the company. We didn't know about this until a long time afterwards. In the meantime, we transfered documents backwards and forwards between the offices and never had a hitch.

      On the other hand, occasionally we have our own documents get corrupt and crash Word as soon as they are opened or printed. In those cases, I fire up OpenOffice and resave them in that. Works every time. Sometimes having a different suite can get around the bugs in the old 97 code.

      Eventually we will upgrade. When we do, I am hoping that it will be to OpenOffice. There are a few things that still need to be fixed in OpenOffice before we can use it, some of which is to do with file compatibility with the Microsoft format. I am hoping that I can convince management here that it would be in our interest if we got the source and help make the changes that we require. They are actually quite eager to use Open Source stuff that I think that they will get the concept of giving back to the community.

      It is still cheaper than upgrading all our Microsoft products.

    89. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the parent insightful.

      Apple is a closed hardware system. Just because you can attach a digital camera to it and Apple does not insist you buy digital cameras from Apple does not make it an open system. OS 9 was closed source and sucked big time. An OS that cant take over control because an application loops. The last time they had such an OS it was called DOS.

      They siphoned off BSD because they cudnt write an OS themselves and better off contributing changes to BSD so that it ran on a Mac and the BSD folks will do the maintenance for them for free. Last time I checked the Apple doesnt make its own processor nor does it write its own OS. And yet is the most closed system on the market with no competition allowed. Slashdots fawning over Mac really exposes the average geeks failure to look past clever marketing

    90. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by momerath2003 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It takes a very narrow-minded individual to choose an inferior product over a superior one that has little capability of taking unfair advantage of any vendor lock-in it might have.

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    91. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      This gives a disturbing new meaning to the terms "cockpit" and "joystick".

    92. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, there sure is a lot more. Like the convenience of being able to remotely execute its features....

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bullet in /ms04-009.mspx

    93. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      hummmm. Thats odd. My father was an old B-47 pilot and he finds Linux much easier (he started with Mac; I talked him into MS; and now, he has switched on his own).

      My Uncle just retired as a Lt. Col. and he is in the process of switching now. Finds it is easier to get things done.

      My brother retired as an E-8 and now works for General Dynamics where he is finally making the move to Linux. Something about security and costs of trying to maintain a secure system.

      I am helping several folks from Buckley switch over and they love it. Low costs, no hassles.

      Perhaps, not all the military folks are the same. As to figuring Outlook, well, I am kernel hacker, and I (and a number of others) can not figure it out. We have found MS to nothing but difficult to work with.

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    94. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by shadowmas · · Score: 1

      nope from my experiance it simply doesnt work. when office 2000 came i had plenty of documents that i couldnt open with office 97. and they were simple letter kind of documents nothing fancy. in my school only one of our labs had a laser printer and there was no network between the two labs and i remember taking a simple letter that i typed using office 2000 into the other and it wouldnt print so i have to go back to the pc with office 2000 and save it as 97 type document to get it printed. that really sucks.

    95. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by rat7307 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, my university has a similar licensing agreement with Microsoft. We get unlimited copies of all Windows versions, all Office versions, and I think a good deal more (haven't needed them, so haven't checked). Of course, we upgraded to that license because Microsoft threatened to sick the BSA on us if they didn't. We were pissed off at the time, but it's actually been a good deal for us in the long run.

      There is something seriously disturbing about your post. Plese re-read it and explain how it is a good deal..

      I read it as 'we were forced to upgrade our software at a co$t or the vendor will sick the lawyers onto us.. but it's a good thing... really... really it is..'

      That to me sums up how they manipulate the customer to get their way...

      It must stop.

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    96. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      It had been running on Web* on Mac OS.

    97. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zhenlin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      UNIX was the major OS of the 70s.

      Why don't they use UNIX then?

    98. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zeroprime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They do however, use their monopolistic position to try to force hardware upgrades down the user's throats (your battery doesn't work anymore, too bad, cough up the dough)(you want better performance, buy our new $3000 g5). Their licensing schemes are infinitely less rigid than Microsoft's (except for the whole "you can only install them on our machines even if you could find another ppc workstation"). Call me a troll, but risc or not, those are the reasons I stick to x86. I'll just 'switch' between xp and linux depending on the task at hand.

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    99. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by lightray · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's true... I worked at a DoD-funded research facility where we were compelled to deliver a product that ran on Windows NT simply because that was the Navy requirement. The in-house development was done in Linux and we deployed on cygwin... sigh.

    100. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      Office 2003 is not in the affected list. Check your info first before posting. Thanks for proving my points.

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    101. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Remember, this is a world where you can't do the corporate thing and send someone away for training or hire a new admin. There isn't time for that when the lead is flying.

      No time for training? Really? soldiers don't have time for training? Do you understand what you're typing? Do you really think U.S. soldiers don't ever train, because bullets can fly?

    102. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by elfkicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing with windows is that anything out of the ordinary is either a "supported procedure", or your fucked. I recently had the fun (by masochistic choice) of setting up a Win2k/SQL cluster. If you follow any one of the KB articles or TechNet articles, you're screwed. You need to read all 40 of them to understand all the gotchas. The best help I had was an internal doc supplied to me that nobody has access to but should. It was a simple doc written by somebody that had read all of the relavent KB and Technet articles.

      Linux/Unix/whatevr is no better, but atleast somebody forked to better solution in most cases.

      If MS KB did the simple thing that Amazon does with it's products, it would be a cakewalk. Simply recommend other articles based on the same searches/questions/and especially, internal recs. Reliably. The pros there know it inside out, and yet they always leave crappy docs out there that folks follow and end up looking like... well... Windows users.

    103. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First there was a cold war. US vs USSR. The USSR lost because it could no longer afford the war. Second, its people disliked the strict rules and reduced freedom of speech.

      Now, IMHO, there is a second cold war. However, there is no real opponent (I don't call terrorism an opponent, you can't grab that). It will also be lost for the same reasons: finances and reduced freedom of speech. The US is the only player (the UK doesn't count).

      You can't win a cold war. Once you win, you automatically start the second. Else, it is a draw.

    104. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      And the C-17 does have a Windows box for the loadmastrer.

      I'll try to get a ride on one of them back to the states next week. Do you know what C-5 are like?

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    105. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, OS X is based on Mach, not on *BSD.

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    106. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by cocotoni · · Score: 1

      But, yes it does make content! Just enter =rand(5,8) in Word and you get instant content - a never ending story of animal kingdom, supremacy of nimblness over lazyness, the story with inner metpahore that surpasses most mission statments I have seen.

    107. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by RoLi · · Score: 1
      So essentially you argue that because Microsoft's products are so shitty, you can't go to Linux?

      Huh?

    108. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you claim that people who can't figure out how to use MS software can't use anything else either, even when they never tried? Why? Just because Bill says Linux is hard to use?

      I'm one of the persons having problems figuring out how to use MS software, and I have no problems on Linux. I use Linux primarily because it is EASIER to use than windows.

    109. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) MS did the bulk purchase agreement a while back, but the implementation is slow. My guess is the Office2003 CD's are being sent to speed up the adoption of the software, even though the military DOIM's have the gold disks already. I can only assume the reason the Army is telling MS to stop, is they want to control the access to software and not foster the idea that custom installs are authorized.

      2) Most every contractor I have seen would not survive in the real world very long. Most are previous military and the #1 thing that gets them their job is their clearances, #2 is computer skills that are often lacking.

      3) Regardless, don't think all IT contractors in the DoD are morons. Many are VERY good. (professionals that use Unix/Solaris/Linux/Win32 etc etc) In most cases, the right tool for the job is used. That does not automatically mean Microsoft.

    110. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      ...I'm on shore tour now, but when I was on my sub...

      Aren't they going to come after you now for mentioning this? I thought submariners were "the silent service", not the "talk about it on Slashdot" service.

    111. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charlie don't surf!

    112. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by goatan · · Score: 0
      E-Pubs

      sounds like a GPS system to guide you and your Globemaster to the nearest alcohol retailer.

      I have a picture in my mind of some quite country pub with a hugh transport plane parked outside

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    113. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you miss BIFF? A feature invented in the 70's for UNIX terminals?

      Wow, what innovation and leadership we see from Redmond!

    114. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zero_offset · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bullshit, pure and simple. I know a LOT of people who used to work for Microsoft. I knew some of them WHEN they worked there. I know people who STILL work there. I've also had several ex-employees end up there, and remained in contact with them. And what you're saying has NEVER come up, and these are the kind of hardcore developers who would be completely enraged by such a stupid policy.

      Either you're lying, or the person you claim to know is lying.

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    115. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you use features within your document that are unsupported in '97 (i.e. avoid bar tabs in Word).

      And when you implement new features by changing the format, instead of reusing to old format in new ways, it is not changing the format?

      In what ways is changing the format, not changing the format?

    116. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, since OS X is based on Darwin, and Darwin is based on FreeBSD, and FreeBSD is based on BSD, and BSD is quite a bit older than Linux, OS X would really be Linux's older Uncle.

    117. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we've got a Win box. And that is a system that could use Linux with no problems at all. It's pretty much a single use system. We would have no problems switching to Linux there. As far as C-5s go, their big, very big. They also break a lot. They do have flight attendants are a lot more comfortable for passengers than 17s, 131s, or 141s.

    118. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems.

      1. Login (using your username and password)
      2. Select K->Applications->Archiving->CD Burning->K3B
      3. Click your home directory (the icon that looks like a house)
      4. Navigate to the file(s) you wish to burn
      5. Click AND HOLD THE BUTTON and move the files over to the K3B window
      6. Click Burn Icon on Toolbar (the third icon from the left)

      That's not pages and pages of instructions. :)

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    119. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I've been in the USAF maintenance world (OV-10A/F-4/F-16) since 1981 and can testify that G.I.s can be migrated easily enough since they only need a standard set of user options. Much of our Windows software is used to interface with Unix systems anyway, so switching to Linux would be fairly straightforward.
      I'd like to see "USAFLinux" on a live CD that would allow easy installation as does MEPIS. :)

    120. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      I used pilots as an example because they are smart. I'm saying that just because someone is smart enough to be a pilot doesn't mean they are a great computer user. And in my opinion switching to Linux would cause problems. I'm not saying it shouldn't be considered or that Linux is inferior. In fact, I believe that in a few years the military will either develop its own version of Linux for its needs or MS will create a military version of Windows.

    121. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The .doc file format and .xls file format (the two most popular) did not change from Office 97 to Office XP (2002).

      I call bullshit! My personal experience directly contradicts this. I work at a small company that standardized on MS Office 97. We eventually were forced to upgrade to Office 2000 because we simply could not always read newer Word docs that were being sent to us by customers.

      All of our product manuals were written in Word 97. After the upgrade to Word 2000, we found that every manual had to be reformatted in some way; sometimes small changes in the header and footer margins, sometimes major rework that required reformatting almost every page. And our manuals do not do anything that fancy, it is all simple text formatting. It was enough hell that we will not be moving to Office XP.

    122. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The contractors, with sealed pay rates and support plans, have no problem deploying huge ms flagships at given branch or sub branch of the military (and then forwarding all the licensing bill to uncle sam).

      Really? Maybe you ought to check the terms of the contracts. Most of the time, contractors deploy what they are told to deploy. Most of the time, the products are purchased by the sponsoring agency. As far as sealed pay rates go, I think that pay outside of government/DOD channels is pretty much a private thing, be it contractor or otherwise.

      In other words, the root concern is that senior military folks that make the money decisions, need to get the job done but don't have a technical background (ie, to them, linux, microsoft, a server, source code, hacking, and TCP/IP are all one and the same). The contractors drum up offers, the military takes one, and--wham--the US gov't is now shelling out to ms in huge numbers and there's no one who looks at and says, 'is this the best way we could be doing it?'

      I don't think that is necessarily true either. Many times the software is procured from one vendor and deployed by another. Don't blanket the entire contracting community with your criticism. Maybe you should look within first.

    123. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by gclef · · Score: 1

      Hello! It looks like you're trying to kill someone! Would you like to:
      * Fire a missle!
      * Drop a bomb!
      * Strafe!

    124. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by phats+garage · · Score: 0

      Going to a BSD was a great move on Apples part. Remember, BSD folks love to have their work "siphoned" off, thats why they use the BSD license. Why should Apple have to reinvent the wheel?

    125. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would have been funny if it weren't so biased.

    126. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try, Steve B

    127. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Would it still be a bribe if the content was truly free, i.e. if they were given a crate of OOo CDs, or even just one, to copy themselves?

      Or maybe they could borrow it, copy the files, and return the media?

    128. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right - just what we need, more wankers flying combat planes.

      Friendly fire, anyone?

    129. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by albanac · · Score: 1
      Not all tasks need to be done from the terminal. But there are enough that do that someone who has only used Windows will have trouble. Linux GUIs are simply not even close to those in Windows for administering the entire system. Even with Mandrake I can't avoid the command line completely even if I wanted to. And even when I can, its not nearly as intuitive as Windows.

      This has been one of my stock rants for a long time. The real thing that the GUI people need to write and debug and test and all those wonderful things is a strong set of clear, well-designed administration applications which interface between the user and the text files. You can hack the config file, and read the manual page, and so on. You should not have to. That's the best-of-both-worlds situation that the Open Source community is driving for, right?

      I only know of one free-unix vendor who has done anything which successfully approaches this, and they aren't perfect in it (but they're very very good at it). That's Apple: all the usual text config files, and cli control utilities, exist under MacOS X, but anything which shipped with the system and needs configuring can be configured through the control panel GUI [1]. A good example is network configuration: I know how to use ifconfig and often do, but I can perform the same configuration tasks through the GUI, and if I didn't know what I was doing, then the error-checking and option-based nature of that would make it a lot easier to get right.

      There are some holes in Jaguar, some of which are fixed in Panther (for example, you can now write Windows-compatible data DVD-ROMs from the GUI, rather than having to do it manually from the command-line using standard GNU software). But they've done a damn good job of making a free-unix system administrable by novices.

      That's where GNOME and KDE and everyone else need to be heading: be at least as good as, and preferably better than, Apple at making Free Unix accessible to novices.

      ~cHris

      [1] One tip though: if you plan to mess with something via CLI and it's GUI-configurable, close the 'System Preferences' application first. If you don't it will become very confused.

    130. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Lurker · · Score: 1
      They do however, use their monopolistic position to try to force hardware upgrades down the user's throats (your battery doesn't work anymore, too bad, cough up the dough)(you want better performance, buy our new $3000 g5).

      What monopoly position? You mean their monopoly in Apple hardware? Is that like Dell's monopoly in Dell hardware? Or Ford's monopoly in Ford automobiles? And while I will agree that Apple's initial position that you couldn't replace the iPod battery was horrible, you can in fact replace it yourself with a third party battery, or have Apple replace it (for more $$$) if you don't feel capable of doing it yourself. As far as more performance requiring you to buy a new G5, yeah, if you want to have G5 level performance, you have to actually buy one. Maybe someday a third party will offer a G5 upgrade card for G4-based PowerMacs, until then you have G5s from $1800-$3000+ from Apple.

      Their licensing schemes are infinitely less rigid than Microsoft's (except for the whole "you can only install them on our machines even if you could find another ppc workstation"). Call me a troll, but risc or not, those are the reasons I stick to x86. I'll just 'switch' between xp and linux depending on the task at hand.

      Tell me, I'm genuinely curious, exactly what other PPC hardware does OS X run on besides Apple's?

    131. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by fuzzix · · Score: 1

      They do however, use their monopolistic position to try to force hardware upgrades down the user's throats (your battery doesn't work anymore, too bad, cough up the dough)(you want better performance, buy our new $3000 g5)...

      I am reminded of Goodfellas...

      "That's the way it is with a wiseguy partner. He gets his money no matter what. You got no business? Fuck you, pay me. You had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning and World War Three started in the lounge? Fuck you, pay me."
    132. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about a very current idea...known as "Monoculture", taken from a similar idea in biology...MS is the current monoculture, and similar to the idea that biodiversity is a good (no, EXCELLENT idea), it is a current trend in thinking in computer networks that diversity of operating systems is a good idea, to prevent massive failure, etc.

    133. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds quite useful to me. Just like people at educational establishments getting free software from them.

      I think the concern is vendor lock-in. Sure, this version is free, but not only does everyone else have to pay for an upgrade to read your documents in the latest formats, but later on when someone else upgrades to the latest version of Office, you have to do the same. Basically this is a sort of "hidden cost". I think that's what they're worried about.

      Now if Office 2003 were free for everybody, and future upgrades were free, that would be a different story -- no hidden costs. But that's not how it is.

    134. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote Microsoft Help and Support:

      To seize the PDC emulator role
      Open Command Prompt.
      Type:
      ntdsutil

      At the ntdsutil command prompt, type:
      roles

      At the fsmo maintenance command prompt, type:
      connections

      At the server connections command prompt, type:
      connect to server DomainController

      At the server connections prompt, type:
      quit

      At the fsmo maintenance command prompt, type:
      seize PDC

    135. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by micromoog · · Score: 1
      The only plus side is that the desktops are guaranteed to be at around 75% of the current "standard" (cpu).

      That's really sad. Of ALL things computer-related to keep current, CPU speed would be basically last on my list. There are very few desktop tasks (basically only those involving full-motion video) that can't be done well with a 600MHz CPU.

      What a horrible waste.

    136. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Nicholas+Q+Name · · Score: 0

      Either you're lying, or the person you claim to know is lying.

      ...or your friends, a -never mentioned it, or b - didn't know about it.
      Or you're lying.
      Whatever, the things the g-parent said ARE a fact of life with differant versions of Office - whatever the motivations.

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    137. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Saying that the status quo is bad to argue in favor of keeping the status quo is a little bit - well let's say strange to avoid insulting words. I for one always keep switching until I find a solution that satisfies me, but maybe that's just me.

    138. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Jaguar777 · · Score: 1

      With EDS doing it all, (some) local economies around these bases have been tanking.

      I wouldn't say that is entirely true. I was in a company that folded, and after 5 months of looking for a job I was almost out of unemployment funds. I walked into a local employment office on a Friday, and the following Monday they had me at the local naval base (Crane NSWC) working on the NMCI project. Sure, I was doing grunt work building images on Dell pc's and laptops before they went out to the users, but it was decent pay. I was able to work at the job for a few months until I found a better job. The NMCI project added jobs to the local economy, and saved my Christmas too! ;)

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    139. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Eil · · Score: 1


      MS is the best way to do it.

      Do what exactly? Run a mainframe? Server? Router? Desktop? Embedded applications? Firewall? Autopilot?

      I see one, *maybe* two, areas there where I can honestly say that I would be comfortable choosing a Microsoft product over the alternatives. And that would have to be one long, hard decision. You choose your software based on how well it meets your requirements. If you consistently pick only one platform for all of your solutions, then you haven't properly identified your requirements. Or the consequences.

      I'm Aircrew in the Air Force on the C-17 Globemaster. We have pilots who are in charge of a 320 million dollar airframe but can't figure out Outlook.

      I'm in the Air Force too, and though I do not (usually) fly, I work with aircrew on a daily basis. They are some of the brightest and fastest-learning people I've ever known. (Hint: that's why they're pilots.) I'd really like to know where you got the idea that all pilots should be computer experts. If Outlook were a part of their training, you would have a point, but it isn't so you don't.

      We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP. If they went to Linux we'd have major problems.

      For applications such as this, the only role of the OS should be to manage the hardware. User interface should be customized per the application and should be completely separate from the OS proper. The thing that pisses me off so much about military's reliance on Windows is that the people who get paid big bucks to come up with solutions say, "Okay, we need it to this, this, and this. We don't need to worry about the interface, since we'll use Windows and everyone knows how to use Windows, right?"

      That's the biggest problem with computer technology in the military today. A common scenario: Some high-up commander decides he wants a to implement computers for some solution or another, so he contacts an underling to find a contractor to do it. The underling doesn't know squat about the solution OR computers and goes with the lower bidder. The lowest bidder is usually a company that almost exclusively lives off government contracts and is staffed by older (40's and up) ex-miliarty or ex-government workers who might have once been able to sling PDP-11 code like nobody's business but now can barely pass an MCSE. These guys implement the solutions. And it goes downhill from there.

      Okay, I'm really going off on a tangent now. My point is that the U.S. military is practically in the stone ages when it comes to computer technology. Sure, there are a lot of high-tech DoD-sponsored research projects that break new technological ground all the time (Los Alamos, for example), but the fact that there are so many inexperienced and even clueless minds in the military when it comes to computers means that the efficiency and cost of deploying "everyday" technology is going to continue to suffer until something is done about it.

    140. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by SandSpider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read it as 'we were forced to upgrade our software at a co$t or the vendor will sick the lawyers onto us.. but it's a good thing... really... really it is..'

      You should probably re-read it as, "We were using illegal copies of Word, and we were going to be caught for it. However, now we don't have to go to the Finance department every time we want to put Office on a new computer, and it looks like our annual costs to Microsoft are lower using the site license rather than buying all of those individual copies."

      Something like that.

      =Brian

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    141. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      To 'support XML'?

      No. They created a new format that is similar to XML. Office2003 doesn't have a 'standard' file format in the least bit.

      What's more, you're blatantly wrong. Office 2000 and Office 97 have fairly different file formats, as I've continually seen at work. I'd suspect the only reason they actually changed file formats to something 'drastically' different is because 3rd party word processors (such as OpenOffice) have finally reverse engineered .doc and such to be useable in something other than MS applications. Thus, it's time to "embrace and extend" in order to secure their 'investment'.

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    142. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by gilrain · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's about right. Thanks for covering for me. ;)

    143. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is very sound advice. When dealing with contracors: do all your architecting in-house. When you go to find the contractor, find one with experience in the technologies you've decided are best. Give them specifications on the end product, and demand a disaster recovery procedure. Ie, if this machine dies what do I need to do exactly to rebuild it from scratch (and I don't mean restore from tape). That way you have a document containing al configuration Then, do a disaster recovery test and leave the recovered machine in place as the final product. This may sound like a lot of work, but it is the only reliable way to deal with contactors.

    144. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 0
      If you were arguing that Linux wouldn't work on the home desktop, where the users have no sysadmin to fix things, or no tech support person to direct questions to, you would be right that Linux would be too much.

      Funny, the home users i know who use windows don't have sysadmins or tech support people. When a non-techie is faced with a technical problem they are usually stuffed, linux or no linux. I regularly get calls from windows users who say "Help! My email is not working" and that's all they are able to tell me. I'm sure other non-paid involuntary microsoft support techies will have their own bitter stories to tell.

    145. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for a SPAWAR contractor---just the kind of thing you're talking about. There's a reason we sent our biggest shitheads with no knowledge of the software I had written to actually interact with the Navy. The conventional wisdom is that anyone who knows anything about systems won't be able to fit in with uniformed officers. My lab was divided into "salesmen" and "developers." Salesmen knew how to say stuff like "Roger that," but had no idea about systems. They interacted with uniformed officers, won contracts, and called the shots. That's a natural, normal outgrowth of people trying to make decisions about issues they don't understand: they decide to go with the guy they like, because that's something they CAN evaluate.

    146. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      about how scary the contractors are in terms of quality and knowledge when it comes to industrial back-end technologies.

      The question I then have to this is: how will this change if they stop using MS products? In my experience, most of the failings of MS products is in the morons that are paid to install, configure, maintain or administer the systems. For example, I can usually judge a person's technical ability by telling them that I think MS Exchange is "build and forget". In my experience, it has been, but I've known too many people who seem to think differently, and when I go and look at their servers, they've got all kinds of goofy configurations trying to get the software to do what it's not supposed to, etc. It shows a complete lack of understanding of the product and its capabilities and limitations.

      Now, let's flip the coin and look at if they went with an Open Source solution. OS solutions typically have a need for a much higher technical competency due to excessively complex configurations, poor documentation, etc. How is it that these contractors, who can't even setup MS products correctly, going to do it with OS products?

      Before you flame, keep in mind that I'll use Linux/OSS where appropriate and proprietary product where appropriate. I've spent the last 10 or so years making decisions based on "the best tool for the job". I have no particular preference for any tool or vendor. However, I have found that MS products are much easier to setup and maintain, if for no other reason than an abundance of quality documentation.

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    147. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by DataPath · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was referring to something a little less direct in terms of consequences. EDS brings in some new jobs for the local administration of their contract, but most of the jobs existed before, just under another contractor.

      ALl the money that bases used to spend at local businesses for computers, office furniture, etc., that used to be supporting local businesses, now basically goes to EDS corporate.

      And the good reason for spending the money in local businesses is that these bases are not taxed. Therefore their tax dollars don't go to pay for anything. I grew up in a town that existed ONLY because the Navy built a base there. Most of the employed population was employed by the base. Taxes on businesses are what fund the schools, and with so many people and so few taxable businesses, the schools were in really sad shape. By having the base buy locally, there's that much more money being taxed to support the local economy and schools.

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    148. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Mr. Limbaugh? I thought you said that you quit the drugs?

    149. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, Apple embraces the open source community a heck of a lot more than Microsoft does. They don't use a monopolistic position to try to force software down the user's throats. Their licensing schemes are infinitely less rigid than Microsoft's. Need I go on?

      If Apple had the same kind of market dominance that MS has then they would behave in the same manner that MS does. Hell, if Redhat had the same market dominance that MS has they would act in the same manner that MS currently does. That is just the way that things work.

      Oh, and you might be right about Apple not using it's monopolistic position to shove software down users throats but they sure as hell use their position to shove their hardware down users throats. There is a long history of Apple stamping out small companys who made Mac compatable PPC clones.

    150. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And after that, they're going to take your stapler away.

    151. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NMCI is a success.. and that's an order. No one's watching.

      I quesstimate that the lost productivity (which is not counted in any way, shape or form as a cost of NMCI) at a single research facility should be enough to pay for all 433,000 computers. one more large research facility could probably pay for the network infrastructure (maybe even a better one!).

      NMCI is probably endorsed by Bin Laden himself.

    152. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pla · · Score: 1

      This would have been funny if it weren't so biased.

      It would indeed count as biased, except for one point...

      With the exception of the "Halliburton" crack (whose shady contracts even our Republican-controlled congress found unkosher enough to look into), I took great care to use only descriptions that Bush himself has used. He had (before the so-called "war") publically stated that we would, if necessary, take "unilateral" action. He has acknowledged that our attack on Iraq counted as "preemtive", to "prevent" Saddam from using his mythical WMDs. And he has taken no effort whatsoever to conceal his finger-pointings at the likes of Iran and Syria, suggesting that, if reelected (or more likely, sometime in early October), he will get us into another pissing contest in the Middle East (I would say in North Korea, but Bush strikes me as the worst type of coward - He'll stomp all over the 98lb weakings on the playground, but run home to Momma UN when facing an opponent willing to defend himself).

      So, I hate to have to tell you this (well, not really, it actually gives me a warm sense of satisfaction, or I wouldn't even have bothered replying to an AC), but if you found my post biased, you have to consider the reality itself biased.

      Now this post, you could call biased. But not because I have distorted the facts - Rather, because I have presented it as my opinion. Big difference. Learn it.

      Oh, and OB-"get-a-real-account-ya-pansy".

    153. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by pinny20 · · Score: 1

      Ok, then. Create a file in Office 2000 or XP and try to open it in Office 97. Can't do it.

      Really? You didn't look too well then did you? In Office XP go to Tools>Options and click on the compatability tab and choose which version of Word you want to be compatible with.

      Microsoft does NOT support backwards compatibility. never have and never will.

      Really? Looks like backwards compatibility right there doesn't it?

    154. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o Invade some unrelated country in the hope of winning votes ...

    155. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am awestruck that a user of UID as low as 583 is still doing the childish 'S -> $' conversion when referring to Microsoft. It's about in the same league as 'Microshit,' 'Microsloth,' etc. Grow up.

    156. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zeroprime · · Score: 1

      Technically, OSX will run on any ppc based machine with a little fiddling from MOL. Apple knew this and specifically put that in their EULA.

      As for a specific piece of non-apple hardware that you can buy.

      Look into IBM's blade servers. A dual g5 blade is still cheaper than apple's desktop or osx servers.

      Apple has a monopoly on ppc-based machines, they used their new Eula to kill off Apple clones (and everybody says Microsoft is bad, but Apple gets results!)

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    157. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by randomencounter · · Score: 1

      For them I would recommend Linux, or DOS.
      It is much easier to design a step-by-step procedure to do something with CLI tools than with GUI tools. In addition, when someone messes up, command history gives an audit trail that is really useful for tracking and training.

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    158. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      That's great, but isn't there a difference between changing an individuals OS and a branch of the military? I'm not IT and I don't work with IT people so I can't tell you if they are looking for a better solution or not. I would imagine that the are.

    159. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I'm trying to say. Computers with limited user options should be migrated to Linux as soon as possible. And for all-purpose computers (email, word processing, online CBTS) the Air Force should look into a custom USAFLinux. But as far as I know, there is no USAFLinux, yet. Like I've said before, I'm sure it's coming.

    160. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Wow, imagine all the neat italics and underlining you lost when you opened the documents with the older version of word!!

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    161. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      Your talking out your @ss. I served in the USMC. Sorry, but they just don't pick someone and say, "Here, you are an admin now". Just like any other MOS (I was 0331) you get trained. Oh and NO MS product is allowed to by used in a life or death situation. So there is no MS sofware in any highly critical areas. It is all unix or custom RTOS. Take your trolling else where.
      This is a world where you may have to replace your team of trained administrators because they just got killed, and you need them replaced immediately or more people will die.
      Yes, and there are more backup personnel waiting. They just don't pick some random smoe and make him an admin for critical systems or any systems for that matter. Stop talking out your rear.
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    162. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      That could certainly let MyDoom live up to its name. :)

    163. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And what you're saying has NEVER come up, and these are the kind of hardcore developers who would be completely enraged by such a stupid policy."

      These "developers" must be "hardcore" on things other than backwards compatibility... :-P

    164. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are the one who is lying. I used to work at Microsoft. It was my job to implement incompatibilities. There was only a handful of us that had that job. Nobody else knew what we ere doing.

    165. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      I remeber that the C-17 I flew on had 110 outlets. Do you think the load master will let me use my laptop?

      I hate flying and I'm going from from germany to the states for a job interview. I already posponed it once becouse of my hate of flying.

      Monday i'll go to the terminal and see if I can get a ride to charlston on a c-17.

      Email me at contact @ my username dot com. If you don't mind. I'm a civilian that's planning of going space-a and would not mind hitching a ride from Rhein Main statesside with a fellow slashdotter. I'll be going sometime next week.

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    166. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by St.+Software+Enginee · · Score: 1

      Uh, that is Forwards Compatibility. There is a big difference.

      • Backwards Compatibility - You can load files from older versions of Office into the new version
      • Forwards Compatibility - You can load files form the newer version of Office into the older.

      The latter is much harder to provide -- and slightly less important -- in software development, and requires a lot of forethought.

    167. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You're not a very good troll.

      By definition, if nobody else knew what you were doing, then the guys I know wouldn't have known about it, would they?

      Dumbass.

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    168. Re:Yep, it's happening in the Navy, too.... by Alarion · · Score: 1

      For tech writers or normal users, you are correct.

      for developers, you are way off the mark. Our 866mhz desktops we have now (NMCI hasn't taken our section over yet) can barely keep up with everything we need to have open and running at one time.

  2. thats all well and good... by rootofevil · · Score: 5, Funny

    but can they stop AOL cds as well? stemming that tide is well-nigh impossible.

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    1. Re:thats all well and good... by WorkEmail · · Score: 4, Informative

      The ARMY can't help with the AOL cd's, but there is a few organizations that are trying to. There is one arganization that is trying to collect a million of them (probably the amount that AOL delivers to ONE Barnes and Noble location alone..lol) and then send them all back ot AOL headquarters. Click here to check out www.nomoreaolcds.com

    2. Re:thats all well and good... by VivianC · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just need to get the CIA to mix up WMP with WMD and then we can forget about the anti-trust case.

      "In other news, Bill Gates was found hiding in a spider hole outside of Orem, Utah this afternoon..."

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    3. Re:thats all well and good... by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Its about time the US declared a war on computer terrorism, such as spam and free CD attacks against innocent civilians.

      Its about time we liberate the people at Microsoft from Bill Gates' plans to take over the world; just like was done in Iraq and Afghanistan recently.

    4. Re:thats all well and good... by BlueCup · · Score: 1

      You know, thats not a bad idea. Not like cd-rw's are going to cost them much more, at the least it would improve their public image, if only by a little bit. That way they'd get a little bit of free advertising (I'm too lazy to paste a label over the cd) and, it wouldn't be wasteful. The cd would get some use rather than being dumped... not that it's going to happen, but, it'd be nice =)

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    5. Re:thats all well and good... by inflex · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea - I too would like to see them forced to use RW CD's. I've had to produce CDR's of my source code on a routine basis (once a week) to forfill a legal obligation, already there's just too many CD's wasted around this place. Only option I have is to get a shredder for CD's (oh joy, another $170) else my source-code will become accidently public-domain :-P.

      For my /own/ backups I use CDRW.

    6. Re:thats all well and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If we take all of our AOL disks outside and lay them
      down shiny side up we should be able to reverse
      global warming.

    7. Re:thats all well and good... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I wonder if a mass online petition could convince *someone* to do *something*

      Petitions rarely work on paper. Electronic ones are worth squat.

      Maybe a limit to the number of free cds one can produce per year?

      Limit set by whom? Based on what?

      Better yet, free cds/disks must be in rewritable format.

      Now that would be something!

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    8. Re:thats all well and good... by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Your're right, AOL is nothing a good nuke or two can't fix. Although that's really an Air Force or Navy thing.

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      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
    9. Re:thats all well and good... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Yes, they can. One well placed MOAB at AOLHQ will cleanse the planet of the AOLWMM (Weapons of Mass Mailing) problem...

    10. Re:thats all well and good... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      " The ARMY can't help with the AOL cd's,"

      Yeah, the Army doesn't have as many nuclear weapons as the Navy and the Air Force.

    11. Re:thats all well and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's not the CIA they've got to worry about.

      It's when Bush decides that WMP sounds too much like WMD... must be some connection.

    12. Re: thats all well and good... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > but can they stop AOL cds as well? stemming that tide is well-nigh impossible.

      They're secretly working on a weapon that shoots them. Save money on ammunition, kind of thing.

      Might even be able to get AOL to mail them to the battle zone at their own expense.

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    13. Re:thats all well and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saddam was a crazy billionaire despot, nothing at all like Bill.G . /sarcasm

    14. Re:thats all well and good... by bxbaser · · Score: 1

      When i was in the cd business back a few years ago printed scrap cds where selling for .15 cents per pound.

  3. I got one! by weave · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I got two of those, as a matter of fact. They are full copies of Office 2003 and One Note. Not an evaluation, no time bomb, full featured.

    And you know what, there's a reason for it. Others where I work got copies as well, and they are already pushing for us to get an Exchange server. There are many features in the new "Office System" that require server support. When you try to use a feature that requires support on the server, a message pops up about how you need to contact your systems administrator to find out how to enable this great new feature.

    1. Re:I got one! by g4sy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Totally agree.. it's all just a conspiracy to get Outlook into as many computers as possible. They know that the main battle is being fought over the groupware. Whoever controls the groupware of an organization will have a big influence on the rest of the software installed.

      For anyone who doesn't beleive me, just try migrating Exchange server / Outlook to anything else, and you'll realize the depth of the insidiousness of microsoft mailing out copies of Outlook. They are miring IT department with otherwise good intentions.

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    2. Re:I got one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the army doesn't want them, I'll take 'em. ;)

    3. Re:I got one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was my first reaction, like hey over here (/me waves hands), I could use it. But really, I have a pirate copy of Office 2000, and for everything that I need to do, Open Office gets the job done and causes me no more pain than MS Office would cause me, plus I get the warm cozy feeling of being 'legit'. It warms my heart that I am able to get by without using MSOffice. I smile every time I read about an organization switching to OO, there may still be hope left :)

    4. Re:I got one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my organization (a non-profit) has received 3 copies so far. we already use microsoft for almost everything (desktop, server, ISA, excgange, sql server) and we are planning on upgrading from 2000 to 2003 sometime in the near future. but the thing is, we can get office pro liscences for $20, XP pro upgrade liscences for $8, 2003 server enterprise for $52, exchange 2003 for (i think) $100, client-access liscences for $1-3 each, and so on and so forth. these are products that have been donated to charity by microsoft, and we take full advantage of it. the only limitations are, we can only buy 6 different products, only 50 liscenses for each product, and must wait 1 year before making another purchase.

      but by sending us these for free, even if we decide to buy more, microsoft really isnt getting any more money from us. it's great!

      (hey i just had an idea. instead of govt employees sending these free samples back to microsoft, they should donate them to charity...)

    5. Re:I got one! by Bull999999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not suprised. Exchange 2003 Server deployment guide is just an advertisement for Windows 2003 Server and Outlook 2003. Sure, Exchange 2003 can run on Win 2000 SP3 but if you want to use all the features, run it on 2003. Sure, Exchange 2003 can serve older Outlook clients, but if you want all the features, get Outlook 2003.

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    6. Re:I got one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy? haha, it's just smart business. Every microsoft product has always relyed on other MS products.

      Might be a slogan for open source...
      "Our software doesn't require any other software!"
      or..
      "Our software refuses to interoperate"
      eh... it's a fine line.

    7. Re:I got one! by jstorch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm the MIS guy for a county in Ohio and got sent two CD's worth of Office 2003 and some other programs. I was mildly interested until I saw the activation requirement then tossed it to collect dust on my shelf. A couple weeks later one of my users has to re-format and asks for the MS Publisher CD (he's the solitary, legitimate user). I told him I might have the latest and greatest on these new discs -- sure enough I see Publisher 2003 listed. I explain to him how he'll have to activate it once it's installed and he stares at me for a second then asks for the old CD instead. Neither disc has been taken out of the paper jacket.

    8. Re:I got one! by DrDebug · · Score: 1

      This smacks of a drug deal-- the first one is free, but the rest will cost you...

    9. Re:I got one! by server_wench · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, wasn't the original Trojan horse considered a gift too?

    10. Re:I got one! by mahbidness · · Score: 1

      I am in the Air Force Reserves, and I have to say that our IT choices are abominable, Outlook in particular. The client we have to use to access our Outlook accounts remotely is just about worthless. It only runs in Explorer, doesn't refresh properly, has a limited set of functions, and some of those just flat out don't work.

      While I'm ranting, the Active Directory rollout the morning of our reserve weekend (IT: umm, well, we know all the computers wil be on...)was just special. Shut down our network for most of the day. Tell me again how this makes my work easier?

      Seeing the military tell Microsoft no has been the brightest moment of my day.
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      "It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork."

    11. Re:I got one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, that's slower than a traditional virus, but equally effective.

    12. Re:I got one! by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      And you know what, there's a reason for it. Others where I work got copies as well, and they are already pushing for us to get an Exchange server. There are many features in the new "Office System" that require server support

      Exactly. See this eWeek article. These Office 2003 discs are a trojan horse, but it's not about getting people to upgrade to maintain file format compatibility. It's about getting them to upgrade their OSes, especially their server OSes.

    13. Re:I got one! by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      Conspiracy? haha, it's just smart business.

      Right and what Enron was up to was up to was "just smart business" too I guess, at least up until they got caught, I wish I had $0.01 for every time I've heard some cretin say that about some shonky company/individual, I'd be a millionare.

      What M$ is doing is a cross between bribary & entrapment, and the US millitary etc are quite right to boot this "trogen horse" type gift back too were it came from.

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  4. Army to Microsoft by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Stop sending us your free shit.

    Too bad I couldn't do that to AOL back in the day.

    1. Re:Army to Microsoft by Gsus411 · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, that was a good thing. Remember when they used to send the floppies? Free disk! w00t!

  5. This is the solution we need! by glen604 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we just need the Army to go after spammers, SCO, and the like.... and back it up with tanks! lots of tanks!

    1. Re:This is the solution we need! by jon787 · · Score: 1

      Or with Napalm, lots and lots of Napalm!

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    2. Re:This is the solution we need! by UFNinja · · Score: 1

      And sharks with frickin' laser beams!

    3. Re:This is the solution we need! by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      ... tanks! lots of tanks!


      You're welcome!

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  6. back off.or by _Qiang_ · · Score: 0, Funny

    we are gonna fire ..

  7. Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Could you please send me a copy of Windows XP,
    Office XP, Visual Studio .Net, and any other programs
    you sell? I would like a copy of all of them. You
    know my address.


    Thank you,


    Anonymous Coward

  8. This is great.... by 222 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft: Hey, looks like you dropped a 50 dollar bill... /wink
    Army: Were you just trying to bribe an army official?
    Microsoft: Uhh, no..that must have been mine!
    lol, thanks slashdot. I needed a chuckle.
    Its actually interesting to read this, I just assumed that things like these happen all the time. Its nice to see safegaurds such as this in place AND functioning.

    ["The department, which oversees national parks and other federal lands, concluded last month that the software constituted an unacceptable gift--one valued at more than $20 and from a party with whom the department does business or whom it regulates."]
    The article goes on to mention how many govt are looking into open source ;)

    1. Re:This is great.... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sweet, we can send you Linux disks!

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    2. Re:This is great.... by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      the software constituted an unacceptable gift--one valued at more than $20

      that's fairly generous for office, wouldn't you say, eh?

      --
      My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    3. Re:This is great.... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Learning to code in assembly is like learning to fight with a sword.
      Wow, swords are cool."

      Yeah, but learning to code in a higher level language is like learning to fight with a *rapier*.
      No contest.

    4. Re:This is great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now here's an idea...an "Exchange" ;-)

      Anyone who sends me one of those real copies of XP or
      Office or whatever, will receive in return a
      Linux LiveCD of their choice!

      (Yeah, I know it's not a fair trade...the Linux CD is worth much more (at least $699 last time I checked ROTFL), but hey, we gotta wean those MS addicts off somehow...:-))

  9. Army official also noted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they had absolutely no interest in AOL's high-speed technology and were threatening unilateral action.

  10. And you don't tell the Army no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless Bill Gates has secretly raised his own military, which isn't that unlikely.

    1. Re:And you don't tell the Army no by miketang16 · · Score: 1

      Army of computers perhaps... eventually when Bill decides the time is right, he will activate his backdoor system and harness the might of all Windows computers around the world. (What's scary is that would be damn near enough to bring down governments) =p

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    2. Re:And you don't tell the Army no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill G. might be rich, but he couldn't even afford to pay for the fuel for out military...

  11. Watch out on EBay! by MadWicKdWire · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With all these legit copies of Office 2003... I wonder if the licenses are transferrable?! If they are... sell them on Ebay! I for one will be purchasing one for $10... plus $15 shippping. :P

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    1. Re:Watch out on EBay! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      no they aren't transferrable. well at least legally. :>

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  12. It's the Beta Testers copies!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pah, they are giving away all the copies they saved by giving the beta testers a naff radio!

  13. Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by Daikiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Army: Stop sending us your products.
    Microsoft: What if we don't?
    Army: We'll make you
    Microsoft: You and what army?
    Army: . . .
    Microsoft: Oh.

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    1. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I half expected the headline to continue, as in:
      U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off; Microsoft Masses Troops on Border, Threatens Missile Strikes

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      ...
    2. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by alienmole · · Score: 2, Funny
      U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off; Microsoft Masses Troops on Border, Threatens Missile Strikes

      Legally speaking, a corporation is a person. And under the U.S. constitution, it has a right to bear arms. Our only hope is that Microsoft lawyers never notice this. Oh jeez, I've said too much^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^NO CARRIER

    3. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah...cop pulls Microsoft over, pats it down..."Sir, do you have a license for that paper clip?"

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    4. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this bit that came out around the time Pakistan got theirs:

      Microsoft Conducts Nuclear Tests

    5. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a Towel!

    6. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I kinda like the thought of the Army and Navy gathering all those unsolicited CDs, loading them into a cruise missile or two, punching in Bill's address and launching... Doesn't really matter if there's no explosives onboard - those things arrive fast enough to do a fair amount of damage just from their mass moving at speed. And with luck they wouldn't expend all their fuel before arrival.

    7. Re:Can I be the first one to state the obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legally speaking, a corporation is a person. And under the U.S. constitution, it has a right to bear arms.

      I think that just means corporations can have dress-down days. You know. A constitutional right to not wear long sleeves.

  14. Why hasn't this happened before? by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I were to mail unchecked binary files to senior officers and ask them to run them without verifying the contents for trojans, worms or viruses the Department of Homeland Insecurity would likley have me shot in their Happy Fun Camp at Guantanamo.

    And unlike a certain company *I* don't have a criminal conviction, a record of giving things that could hurt national security to the Chinese (Windows source code) or a past history of underhand payments to subvert the political process!

    Where is the justice in that?

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  15. $20 Limit... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Um. $500 retail is crap.

    If it something is sent to me for free, it is um, well, free!

    Nobody pays list. Sometimes it is discounted, somtimes it is bundled, sometimes you get it for free.

    What is the value of an intangible? I know the media isn't worth $20.

    But hey, this is Slashdot, so everyone will say here. here.

    [BTW I have a legitimate copy of Office that I figure cost me FAR less than $500 - it was included in my MSDN subscription... which I also did not pay anywhere near list price for. I paid FAR more for my Qt license to develop Linux software.]

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    1. Re:$20 Limit... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um. $500 retail is crap.

      Fair is fair, use the same value they do when calculating their "$90000000000 billion lost to software piracy!" figure.

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    2. Re:$20 Limit... by Vo0k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it something is sent to me for free, it is um, well, free!

      Here, take this gold bar, absolutely for free, it's a gift. You pay nothing, it costs nothing! And now, about that contract of ours...

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    3. Re:$20 Limit... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      It's worse than that. Microsoft really, really believes that the product was worth $500 when they gave it away, and/or sold it at a discount. The amount it was discounted they express as a loss on the balance sheet, or as a deductable gift.

      Well, until somebody screws up and the entire accounting department is being traded for smokes in a federal pen.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:$20 Limit... by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1
      But hey, this is Slashdot, so everyone will say here. here.
      While the grammar nazis will chastise them for misspelling "hear, hear."
    5. Re:$20 Limit... by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oooh, I love slipperly slopes like this ...

      Why don't you give me your car for free? You wouldn't have a problem with it, right, because you assert that by giving it to me for free, the value of the car is reduced to 0$. Magically, by giving it to me for free, you suddenly don't mind giving the car up, because it becomes worthless through the process of you giving it as a gift! Yeah, thats how it works!

      PS .. the value of an 'intangible' is whatever people are willing to pay for it. In the case of Office 2003, that value is a little more than 20$ as evidenced by the millions of people who've paid more than 20$ for it.

      Whats the value of providing you with your 'intangiable' current internet service (since you don't actually receive a physical object in return for your ISP fee?) Gee, its whatever you're currently paying for it .. it's not just the cost of the paper your bills are printed on.

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    6. Re:$20 Limit... by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um. $500 retail is crap.

      Even if it's $5.00, it was my duty in the Navy to say no. I worked supply for a while and I would not even permit a vendor to buy my lunch. The military persons who accept the free copies are in violation of several standing orders and could be literally get 20 years at hard labor at a nice gated community in Kansas.

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    7. Re:$20 Limit... by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Informative

      How is the value of software intangible? The lowest price I see for the full retail version of Office 2003 is $350 on pricewatch. Other places list it for $500. That sounds like a very tangible price to me. Intangible when talking about value refers to things like the value of the brand "Coca Cola". It's intangible because you can't assess a real value for it.

      Your MSDN subscription price means nothing. According to the website an MSDN subscription costs $2799, and $2299 for a renewal. Kind of a bit more than $500.

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    8. Re:$20 Limit... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      I, too, have a legitimate copy of Office.


      It's just not MY legitimate copy... >:-D

    9. Re:$20 Limit... by puto · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm,

      I have been paying 500 for my msdn for years. And I can get OEM copies of office for 250 for clients.

      All about who you know and where to go.

      Puto

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    10. Re:$20 Limit... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      I'd say "Thanks for the bar of gold", then evaluate the contract just like any other. But that's just me.

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    11. Re:$20 Limit... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Yes, I agree, but lots of people pay a lot less than retail too...

      I always wondered about that... If I were, say an oscar presenter, and was given one of those $110K "gift" bags, do I have to declare that? What is the retail value of that gift? If I am in the %50 tax bracket [state+fed] I really doubt that I would want to pay $55K for whatever was in that bag. Thanks for the gift.

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    12. Re:$20 Limit... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      lol - I appreciate the thought.

      Let me ask the question a different way...

      If you get an unsolicited Office disk, full license from Microsoft - how much will you declare its value to be, on your next tax return?

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    13. Re:$20 Limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bar of gold?

    14. Re:$20 Limit... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Why, this CD is the equivalent of 12 normal-speed CDs!

    15. Re:$20 Limit... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Uh... I guess you need to read the parent of that post... but slashdot seems to be acting a bit odd right now, mixedup kinda...

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    16. Re:$20 Limit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This holds true for many federal and state employees actually.

      Of course, there are many people who simply don't pay attention to that.

    17. Re:$20 Limit... by iamacat · · Score: 1

      And here we have - assuming you are accurate - an abusive government that is much worse than Microsoft or SCO, because they generally don't screw up your life personally.

      A bribe is a bribe. A lunch is a lunch. If you can be bought for $5, you need a raise, not a threat of prison sentence. People should be allowed to install their free CDs and then actual purchasing decisions should be made by agreement of technically competent and financially competent people rather than google-eyed Microsoft adicts. If Office 2003 does have new features that justify its price, so be it.

    18. Re:$20 Limit... by salesgeek · · Score: 1


      A bribe is a bribe. A lunch is a lunch.


      And in cases where the integrity of government is in question, a lunch can be a kind of bribe - it may give a vendor an unfair advantage should the technical and financial merits be equal. A piece of software like office that costs $500.00 creates goodwill towards the benefactor that gave it to you. In accepting the gift, you can no longer perform my duty to make sound financial and technical decisions. BTW - you would probably agree if a salesman showed up and handed me $100 for spending an hour with him to hear him out that that would be unethical. How is it not unethical to accept a $500 gift where your orders specify $0 is acceptable?

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  16. okay by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if I pirate it, I go to jail... fair enough... if you send it to me for free, and I don't buy exchange server from you... I will be forced to pirate exchange to get any of it to work, so I go to jail... hmm... If you send it to me, and I say I don't use it... then what?

    Microsoft, you had a great marketing strategy, except you decided to assume that people want to use office at all costs... tsk, tsk...

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    1. Re:okay by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      So if I pirate it, I go to jail... fair enough... if you send it to me for free, and I don't buy exchange server from you... I will be forced to pirate exchange to get any of it to work, so I go to jail..

      Why are you forced to pirate exchange to get any of it to work? I bought Office 2003 Pro (student discount for $20) and it works just fine standalone. Granted, I'm just using Excel, Powerpoint, Access, and Word, but it's never told me I had to buy Exchange.

  17. donate to schools by tedshultz · · Score: 3, Informative

    I remember there was a commotion about gifts being given to employees at a VA hospital near me a few years ago. Basically the result was the management said any gift worth more than ~$20 must be given to a charity. I bet a lot of schools and charities would love that software.

    1. Re:donate to schools by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, then comes the ethics of Microsoft flooding schools with Windows-running computers in the same way Apple used to flood schools with cheap computers... the idea being what the kids learn at school would affect future purchases at home.

    2. Re:donate to schools by macdaddy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But that's just spreading the monopoly even further. I don't want my local school district to get Office for free. I want them to have to caugh up $25k out of thei extremely small budget for licenses. I want it to cost them a much as it can. Hopefully someone will eventually realize that they can do it for a whole lot cheaper with Macs or Linux boxes. Also you can bet that every single free copy of Office or Windows they give away is one they automatically count as a new user, even if the user uses the CD as a coaster. That's not fair either.

    3. Re:donate to schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just wait until they have to spend $2500 to open a support incident with Microsoft in order to solve a problem with that "free" software.

    4. Re:donate to schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully someone will eventually realize that they can do it for a whole lot cheaper with Macs or Linux boxes.

      If it's being given to them how can a Mac or Linux system be cheaper?
    5. Re:donate to schools by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      How, exactly, is a Mac cheaper than anything else? It doesn't come with office software, either. You want schools to pay $150 for x.x.x+1 updates? Macintoshes are great and all, but they should be purchased for ease of use and integrated function, with the understanding that you are paying for it.

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    6. Re:donate to schools by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      AppleWorks costs schools $20. Literally. It can do every Office can, or at least it has the features people actually use. OpenOffice which works under OS X X11 is free. Eventually it will be carbonized and work natively. It will still be free. I've been a Mac-head for well over a decade. Hell I'm a damned guru. I and every other person who has ever supported Macs and PCs both will state with absolute conviction that it's infinitely easier and cheaper to maintain a network of Macs than it is to maintain a network of Windows machines. I've done both. Oh, and schools don't pay $150 dollars for OS updates. It's $69, and that's only if they buy it through the Apple Store. It can be had for much less if you actually negotiate with an Apple Ed representative. I almost forgot, AppleWorks is shipped in every Apple Ed bundle. So really it's free.

    7. Re:donate to schools by Glenn+R-P · · Score: 1

      -1 wrong. Government employees cannot get off the hook by redirecting an illegal gift to a charity. They must return it to the giver.

  18. Military Computers by Sir+Homer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was on the carrier USS Kennedy the other day I remember seeing virtually every computer terminal onboard running MS Windows in some form or another. I didn't see the nuclear portions of the ship, but you never know...

    1. Re:Military Computers by Ironclad2 · · Score: 1

      Well, it would give new meaning to "Blue Screen of Death"...

    2. Re:Military Computers by SeinJunkie · · Score: 1

      I was on the carrier USS Kennedy the other day I remember seeing virtually every computer terminal onboard running MS Windows in some form or another.


      When I was working for the Navy, we were just starting a program called NMCI (Navy Marine Corps Intranet) which basically had a few contractors linking everything in the Navy and the Marines. As a result of this, most of the software choices were decided by those contractors.
    3. Re:Military Computers by barzok · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are no nuclear portions to see, aside from maybe the weapons store. The USS Kennedy (CV-67) is conventional, not nuclear-powered.

    4. Re:Military Computers by TheMysteriousFuture · · Score: 1

      I think he meant the weapons fire control.

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    5. Re:Military Computers by barzok · · Score: 1

      Then he's still wrong, as carriers have no offensive weapons mounted to the ship.

    6. Re:Military Computers by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      And there are no nuclear weapons aboard any navy ships aside from the ballistic missile submarines

      Since the early nineties anyway.

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    7. Re:Military Computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that was true under Clinton....

      Anyway, for as long as I can remember, the official line was that the Navy would neither confirm nor deny the presence of nuclear weapons on any ship.

    8. Re:Military Computers by DangerSteel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no nuclear weapons aboard ship. keep believeing that...

    9. Re:Military Computers by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      It was actually Bush I that removed tactical nukes from the navy ships.

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  19. Now They're Giving Out Free CDs? by SeinJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I worked for the Navy as a civilian, we weren't supposed to swipe the MSDN CD's. Now it's all cool?
    Why did I stop working for the Navy? Could save me a few bucks in the long end.

  20. The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by Baddsectorr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm still trying to figure out why people still use or pay for a word processor?! Seems silly to actually buy a suite for over 400 bucks USD. I love OpenOffice on the Windows side, and it runs on Windows 95 machines flawlessly.

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    1. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Open Office is awesome. I'm reviewing Powerpoint presentations from a class I'm taking, and it works great. Another nice feature is export to PDF - I can read in a Word file for a paper submission, dump it out as a PDF, all for free. Best of all, I don't have to waste my time hunting down and killing Clippy - one of the most obnoxious "features" of Microsoft Office...

      I only wish that someone could backport Open Office to my old classic Macs. :(

    2. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by interiot · · Score: 1

      Antiword + ps2pdf = word to .pdf converter

    3. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by Baldorg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      *sigh* You do know that openoffice is open source? And that classic macs run GNU and GCC?













      Did you make the connection yet?

    4. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Not everyone is a programmer. Matter of fact, most people aren't programmers.

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    5. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      OpenOffice requires X, so you'd have to port X to the classic Mac, and even then it would still be a large amount of work.

      Your best bet would be an X-terminal emulator on the Mac, and run OO off of a Linux box nearby.

      I still can't wait until Apple decides to help OO on the Mac get Carbon working.... (or is it Cocoa?)

    6. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love OpenOffice on the Windows side, and it runs on Windows 95 machines flawlessly.

      For home use OpenOffice is probably acceptable. For business use OpenOffice doesn't have some features useful to many businesses.
    7. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

      One reason is that Office DOES have capabilities none of the other "Office Suites" have. MS-Access alone (of the best and most under-rated 4GL tools) is worth a lot more than $400! I have personally delivered full-featured solutions to multiple Government agencies based upon MS-Access. Nearly all of them in budget and with all the features promised.

      BTW, I don't know many who DO pay $400 for Office. There is always some "discounted version". I remember getting an "OEM Solution" version of Office 2000 Pro personally for $125 a few years back. Nowadays, I can an "educational" version of Office XP standard for $130 at BJs Wholesale club. Just need a student in the house! But since I have MSDN Universal, I get it as part of the package.

    8. Re:The World evolves around Office, pass it on. by macmouse · · Score: 1

      I know, too many codewords.

      Carbon, is an backwords-compatiable programming environment for running old programs in os x natively. I.E., you take your "old" program that already exists for os 9, add some carbon code and compile. No need to re-create the program from scratch. As an benefit, the same binary file can work in both os 9 and os x (although not in 8 and below)

      Cocoa, is apple's Object-C language, which creates os x native only programs. It has some nifty features, and runs an *lot* better then carbon. Although, you still need to learn the new language.

      More can be found out here
      http://developer.apple.com/macosx/architectu re/ind ex.html

  21. HUGE NO-NO by FatRatBastard · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My dad used to work in the contracts office in the Air Force and you couldn't accept anything that could be considered a gift. (IIRC there may have been a monetary cap on what you could accept but it was really low; even legitimate things like Christmas baskets or company tchotskes were frowned upon, which kind of weirded out suppliers the first time they dealt with the military since it could come across as rude when an Airman tells you to take your fruit basket home with you). Violation of this was taken very seriously. As big and established as MS is -- not to mention the fact they've dealt with the gov't on a contractual level for over 20 years -- this is a pretty boneheaded move. They should have known better and whoever authorized this should get shit-canned.

    1. Re:HUGE NO-NO by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      They should have known better and whoever authorized this should get shit-canned.

      You can be quite sure that they did know better, but cared about breaking the rule less. Really, what do you think is going to happen to Microsoft? That the NCMI contract is going to be canceled? Not likely. So Microsoft just bought themselves some goodwill--and increased the demand for their server products. And at no practical penalty. Why shouldn't they do this?

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    2. Re:HUGE NO-NO by Jabber3776 · · Score: 1

      It's not just a military thing. I work for state government. When hired on you had to review an ethics packet with a brochure on receiving gifts. We are not allowed any gift valued over $25.00 from anyone related to our job. We're not supposed to let people buy us meals, either. It's a government thing.

    3. Re:HUGE NO-NO by thewiz · · Score: 3, Informative

      IIRC there may have been a monetary cap on what you could accept but it was really low; even legitimate things like Christmas baskets or company tchotskes were frowned upon, which kind of weirded out suppliers the first time they dealt with the military since it could come across as rude when an Airman tells you to take your fruit basket home with you.

      I've worked as a contractor to the USAF and it's the same for contractors as it is for the military: no gift over $10.00 in retail value may be accepted as a gift from a vendor. Things like mouse pads, coffee cups, items that would be considered swag at a trade show, etc. If it's over $10.00, then you have to politely return the item and notify your manager/commanding officer. What Microsoft is doing is considered to be an attempt at BRIBING a government official/representative. They've been working with the government and military long enough to know this. It sounds like Microsoft still thinks the rules don't apply to them.

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    4. Re:HUGE NO-NO by mpe · · Score: 1

      They've been working with the government and military long enough to know this. It sounds like Microsoft still thinks the rules don't apply to them.

      Microsoft treats rules like standards, they think they can make them up as they go along.

  22. Military Guy here by An-Unnecessarily-Lon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a Network Admin Here in AK and I can tell you that one of the most poisonous aspects of .Mil networking is Civillians. The other is the decisions made by Command Sections who are only interested in one thing, Budgets. It sucks being told that your decision base on good sound Tech principles is not what they want to hear because of the cost involved. The free software giveaway came about because a lot of paperwork is created in time with no war. Therefor people have to take their work home to get finished to make deadlines. So leadership said take a copy home install it. The Mil makes you use it. you have to get the work done so you are entitled to a free copy. Integrity is the hardest thing to keep.

  23. Re:As much as I hate m$ by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nope, the U.S. Army and many federal agencies have always had a policy like this. They won't even let you buy them lunch if you're a contractor etc. I think the value limit of anything they can accept is something like $10.

  24. I bet ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 1

    I guess that this is how the US goverment is saving lifes and keeping secerts secert. They aren't using software that is as open as swiss cheese.

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  25. OpenOffice? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Wonder what would happen if we all sent OpenOffice.org CD-ROMS to not only the Army, but to other government agencies? Seems like a fantastic marketing idea to me, and I dont think (?) that employees would be breaking ethics rules, since it is free software.

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    1. Re:OpenOffice? by SEE · · Score: 1

      At worst, the CD would be valued at its commercial rate -- and CheapBytes sells a two-CD-R Open Office set for $6.99.

    2. Re:OpenOffice? by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Well it might or might not. If my company did then it could be considered that because we are giving them a gift to encourage them to use our services. But if a citizen gave a copy without any other intent but for them to use it. Then it could go by.

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    3. Re:OpenOffice? by Baron+of+Greymatter · · Score: 1

      If OpenOffice.org (or any other supplier for that matter) isn't on the List of Approved Vendors (or whatever it's called), I doubt that they'd be allowed to use it.

      Better off trying for StarOffice. Sun may be on the "approved" list.

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    4. Re:OpenOffice? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying that OpenOffice is worthless?

    5. Re:OpenOffice? by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I first read this, I thought, "What a great idea!" and I started trying to figure out how to actually go about it. Then I asked myself, how would I get names and addresses of military employees? More importantly, how did Microsoft know who to send these discs too?

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    6. Re:OpenOffice? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      But StarOffice isn't free. Besides, OOo is not that fuctionally different from StarOffice. It might just be a foot in the door for Sun if people could be introduced to OpenOffice.org.

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    7. Re:OpenOffice? by CPlusPlusOwnsYou · · Score: 0

      Why would you need MS Office or OpenOffice? My brain does word processing just fine.

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  26. Look Out Microsoft... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    Those nails are building up around your coffin. It looks more and more lately like it's about time to do a sizing...

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  27. Free MS vs Free Linux by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So how do you think the market will react if we are spoilt with choice between Microsoft product and Linux products, all free of charge?

    Most of us here would choose Linux any day not because of the price, but the freedom and security. But how would the mass consumers think of it?

    With MS's cash reserve, they could very soon use such tactics, like they have a cheaper version of Windows for pirate-infested countries.

    1. Re:Free MS vs Free Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they want, they could pay me to run XP. I'm okay with that proposition.

    2. Re:Free MS vs Free Linux by derrith · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem with that is that Microsoft would then be selling below cost in order to undercut competition and hold onto marketshare. However, how can one undercut *free*? And also, I'd think that lowering their prices would constitute and act that would get them classified as a monopoly...again. So it would have to be a last-ditch effort, that might fail anyway.

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    3. Re:Free MS vs Free Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also, I'd think that lowering their prices would constitute and act that would get them classified as a monopoly...again.

      i thought lowering your prices was considered 'competetive'

    4. Re:Free MS vs Free Linux by andcal · · Score: 1

      Microsoft giving away software to everyone?

      Hmmmmm... where have I heard that one before?
      Oh, yeah, now I remember! They decided to give away Internet Explorer for free with Windows. Let's see, what became of that? Largest anti-trust case in the history of computing. Nope, I don't think even Microsoft would follow that up by giving away even more software. Might not be as fun the second time through.

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    5. Re:Free MS vs Free Linux by strider3700 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft giving away windows would not do anything serious to linux. It may delay new adoption of linux. That is about it damage wise for linux. When nobody used linux it was developed for free by people that wanted to build it. Now It's still developed for free by people that want to build it, and you get some commercial input by paid programmers. Linux could lose the commercial input and would still continue on.

      MS has exactly ZERO input coming from free sources. It must therefor pay money to advance the product.

      In the long run it takes convincing zellots to not develop on linux to stop it's evolution.

      Windows you just have to not pay people and they stop. In the longterm, under these conditions I see MS being in for a world of hurt.

      As an aside I almost could care less if Linux becomes more popular. It would be nice if their where more linux based jobs out there. Thats it. If grandma never gets to play with KDE I don't care. I've long since given up caring about the general PC using population.

  28. I paid just shipping for mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work for Fortune 100 company and we got the same deal but have to pay shipping cost.
    from the e-mail

    "Welcome to the Microsoft Home Use Program. Through an arrangement between Microsoft and your employer, you are eligible to order a licensed copy of select Microsoft Office desktop programs you use at work to install and use on a home computer.
    Welcome to the Microsoft Home Use Program. Through an arrangement between Microsoft and your employer, you are eligible to order a licensed copy of select Microsoft Office desktop programs you use at work to install and use on a home computer.

    Please click on the link below to order Microsoft(R) products for home use.

    https://hup.microsoft.com

    Be sure to place your order for Home Use Program software within 30 days of receipt of this email and before your employer's arrangement with Microsoft terminates, whichever is sooner."

  29. finally... by PeaceTank · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see the military taking some initiative in this 'cease and desist' kind of way. I myself hope to someday go into the Air Force, and hope that they will follow suit. In fact, many people that I know in the military, especially engineers, have switched to linux or unix long ago. My uncle worked for McDonnel Douglas before they were bought out by Boeing as a radar engineer, and he hasn't used windoze in 10 years. He now runs a successful web business without any microsoft software whatsoever. What amazed me was what he told me about others in the military. He told me that many of the contractors and engineers had switched to linux long ago, saying it was much more reliable and efficient (duh!). I was quite happy to hear this, and hope it is still the case. It just goes to show you that the military really is ahead of (most) of the rest of us even in things like OS and software. I'm hoping this could mean a possible switch towards open source software in the government, as Brazil has done. Wouldn't that be great!!!

  30. The "free drugs" model... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the same reason why anybody remotely connected to an academic institution can get software at cut-rate prices. The hope is whatever vendor's software you learn first, you stick with.

    Microsoft's trying to make sure every government employee runs Microsoft at home so that the government can't risk losing compatibility with everybody's home systems. Of course, the fact that giving something worth $500 to government employees is considered a "bribe" is something Microsoft doesn't care about, since when did laws get in the way of their operations?

  31. They can destroy them themselves! by Kickstart70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the Army pays about $3 for small arms fire targets. These are perfectly free and visibly shatter when shot. Rather than complain, the Army should request that they send more to make our fighting troops better shots!

    1. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by SeinJunkie · · Score: 1

      Rather than complain, the Army should request that they send more to make our fighting troops better shots!


      I bet you get like 10 points if you make it through the center.
    2. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by Cliffm · · Score: 1

      except if you are a perfect shot nothing happens. :)

    3. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      they wont break at all if you are a really good shot. they got that hole in the middle. The cds I mean, not the software....well the software does to, but..aw you know.

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    4. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by FattMattP · · Score: 3, Funny

      The idea of people being trained to shoot on sight when they see a windows logo just makes me chuckle.

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    5. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      I'd pay good money for a ticket to watch the USAF send a couple aircraft out to strafe those CD's. The entertainment value of shiny bits shredded and flying gracefully through the skies at high velocity would probably balance off the grave personal danger to myself.

      Now if only I could think of ONE location to set up those MICROSOFT cd's as targets so they're out of the WAY of anything important...

    6. Re:They can destroy them themselves! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      We're talking smiley face artwork, here.

      SB

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  33. meanwhile in bill gates office by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bill: apperantly we violated some rules regarding 'ethics'. You ever here of it?
    Ballmer: I think there was something in a college course, but I'm not sure.
    Bill: hmm, See if you can buy this ethics things, so we can get back to telling the government what to do.

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    1. Re:meanwhile in bill gates office by Baron+of+Greymatter · · Score: 1

      After which, Ballmer jumps up, dances around the office, and chants "Ethics....ethics....ethics..."

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    2. Re:meanwhile in bill gates office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill: apperantly we violated some rules regarding 'ethics'. You ever here of it?

      Apparently you violated some rules regarding the English language. Ever heard of it?

  34. Air Force sent out warnings last week too! by eodtech · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for the USAF as civilian and DoD sent out a email about this. Microsoft knows darn well that Govt. Employees cannot accept this software as they have been a Govt Supplier for years!!!!

  35. Re:I paid just shipping for mine by ripetersen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Umm - you forgot to include your work e-mail and program code in your post.

  36. Next thing by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Some young E-3 working in military IT will try fix someone's Office installs using just 1 cd all over his/her part of the base and the military will be instantaneously liable for piracy.

    1. Re:Next thing by An-Unnecessarily-Lon · · Score: 1

      The AF pays for Site licensing. So it doesnt matter what disk you use. Any computer on base is covered under that. Most of the time when we get software Like Win2Kpro or XpPro there is no CD key on the Official disk.

    2. Re:Next thing by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      OK, and the AF is running 2003? And has site licenses for that? I know the Marine Corps sure doesn't.

    3. Re:Next thing by An-Unnecessarily-Lon · · Score: 1

      Some parts- In PACAF we run Win2K clients and 2K servers We are close to getting XPpro approved since the rest of the AF has it. 2003 should have been approved a long time ago but... sadly there is a horrible engineering dept at Hickam AFB in Hawaii. They are all probably chasing women and playing golf. Nevermind they are computer nerds. They are at home in the dark playing everquest.

  37. Re:I paid just shipping for mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Please provide the following information to authorize entry
    Like the site says

    Please provide the following...

    • work email
    • program code
  38. This is happening at universities too.... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft has recently been sponsoring the Imagine Cup worldwide. The winners of the first stage each receive free copies of Microsoft Visual Studio .NET and Microsoft Office XP, plus an exclusive T-shirt.

    Here is the UK Web site, Canadian Web site, and US Web site

    1. Re:This is happening at universities too.... by TekGoNos · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep universities are their main target.

      First MS Academic licenses cost close to nothing (something like 500 bucks for ALL MS products for an ENTIRE departement).

      Second, they like programming contests too.
      I still have this unopened, sealed box of Windows XP Pro that MS gave to me for winning a local (just my university) programming contest in 2002.
      Somewhat funny as the contest was hold on machines running Linux :-)

      And at a conference for students last year, they were giving away Visual Studio .NET Professional.

      Just like drug dealers : the first is always free.

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  39. Also insidious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A while back when I was an IT monkey, I seem to remember Office2000 would install Outlook even if you specified not to, in the custom install. And don't get me started on trying to uninstall internet explorer...

    This is why I turned to *nux and never looked back.

    1. Re:Also insidious... by gilrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still am an IT minkey, and I routinely install O2K without Outlook... And it really isn't there!

    2. Re:Also insidious... by ThePuD · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA minkey. no disrespect or anything. i just laughed really hard at that.

    3. Re:Also insidious... by gilrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yez, a chimpanzee minky...

      (for all you Pink Panther fans)

    4. Re:Also insidious... by tiger99 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You need ieradicator. It removes Incompetent Exploder, and /or Lookout. You have to leave a few bits of IE for the Windoze help system IIRC, it can do that too.

      I haven't used it for a while, since I started using Linux exclusively for email and browsing, but it certainly worked well last time I tried it. It gave me great pleasure to do something easily that those M$ employees who committed perjury in the monopoly trial said could not be done, and the system was faster and more stable afterwards. The illegally commingled code makes the whole OS a mess, a tidy piece of code would never be structured like that, with assorted functions spread here, there and everywhere for no other reason than to make removal diffciult.

  40. Is MS desperate yet? by psi42 · · Score: 1

    So MS is flooding government and defense agencies with thousands of Office CDS, in the hope that someone will pick up their spam, install it, and pay for upgrades in the next two years.

    Looks like desperation is starting to take hold. They feel they need to stem the flow of Free linux to the world by replanting the seeds of subtle vendor lock-in.

    Wonder if anyone will fall for it?

    They are not trying to "give customers a taste of the software and allow them to learn how it might be of use to their organizations in a positive way." They are trying to flood the government AOL-style with as many discs as possible.

    It's the old spammer profit rule--if one in a hundred use the disc, then you've just made money...

    And once MS Office is in, it will take a long time to weed it out.

    ~psi42

    --
    Defenestrate Windows...
  41. diff gift_to_army donation_from_gates_foundation by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    Alrighty, so what's the technical difference between a gift from the company to the US Army vs. grants and stuff from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation?

    Working at a public place that got a grant from the Gates Foundation, we've got machines, software, and some sort of training budget to provide the public with access to Office 2000, a few edutainment titles, and some form of Internet access. We also provide free classes in basic computer use, "Web Surfing", E-mail, and MS Office products.

    The net result -- the public gets shtuff, we sound like MS Infomercials, and they get a bit of a shock when they see the sticker price on MS Office (which they realize they have to buy separately as it doesn't come with their purchased PC)

    So to reiterate -- what's the difference between an MS "gift" to the army and a grant from the B&M Gates Foundation? (besides any tax shelters/breaks, etc, that is.) Both end up as advertising for MS in one form or another.

  42. WMD by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    Army should consider MS software to be a Weapon of Mass Disruction because on the damages caused by back to back virus infections.

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    1. Re:WMD by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      I thought that Windows (R) is a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

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    2. Re:WMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Weapons of Mass Disruption would be more appropriate.

  43. U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back Off... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
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    Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  44. but it isn't free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Army (us taxpayers) already paid $471 million, these are merely what we bought. Too bad all the companies who bought into Software Assureance (which see qv) didn't do as well.

    How is it unethical to accept what was bought?

  45. No it is at that value by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if a company claims the a produc is worth X on there finance sheets, they have to live with the consequences.

    It's the reasonable, or claimed value of the product.

    A 1000 dollars is worth a thousand dollars regardless of how much it cost you to get it.

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  46. Are they writing off the cost? by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For quite a while Microsoft (and probably plenty of other software companies) has been donating software to schools and taking a tax write-off for the full retail cost. Not only is the first one free but it's apparently a tax benefit for MS.

    1. Re: Are they writing off the cost? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Interesting


      > For quite a while Microsoft (and probably plenty of other software companies) has been donating software to schools and taking a tax write-off for the full retail cost. Not only is the first one free but it's apparently a tax benefit for MS.

      I wonder whether we could come up with a model for OSS development based on that scam^w scheme.

      Donate your code, give yourself a tax writeoff, kind of thing.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re: Are they writing off the cost? by CBravo · · Score: 1

      You are allowed to charge for the distribution of GPL-ed software. You can make profit on that. Give these away, say they cost real money and get a tax benefit.

      --
      nosig today
  47. Beware! by Paddyish · · Score: 1
    M$ hands out the 'gifts', with a promise of greater productivity...But there is one cd-rom to rule them all, weilded by the ultimate in corrupted power...

    Gates: "Yeeeess, my preeeecious..."

  48. This problem is not government wide. by rindeee · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just returned from days of meetings that involved folks from the NMCI group, NSA, NIST, DoD, NAVSECGRU , CyberCorps and lots of others. I can assure you that within this area of the Fed (cyber-warfare, crypto, security, intel, etc.) that MS is a laughing stock. In the past this hasn't mattered terribly, but you have to understand that now things are very different. NSA/NIST (partnering as NIAP) now set the standard that all other agencies from the CIA down to the Dept. of Ag MUST follow. They establish the common criteria, define new directives and standards, etc. etc. aud nausiem. While MS isn't being thrown out, they are being gelded. It is a matter of time until the attitude held by these folks permiates the Fed as a whole. Linux is being pushed not becuase it's free, but because it's more readily secured. Much talk was bantied about on lots of OSS packages. I personally gave an impromptu class after hours to some of the less technical folks on installing and using Thunderbird + Enigmail + WinPT (GPG). Perhaps Linux/OSS truly is viral. It certainly is spreading as if it were. Keep the faith my friends.

    1. Re:This problem is not government wide. by Nicholas+Q+Name · · Score: 0

      I can assure you that within this area of the Fed (cyber-warfare, crypto, security, intel, etc.) that MS is a laughing stock.

      Well, I am relieved to hear that. Frankly, I am utterly shocked to realise that the US military let any MS product through the door.
      Its your funeral, I suppose.

      --
      Sig: Closed for refurbishment.
    2. Re:This problem is not government wide. by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      As an Army system admin, I will be happy to see when the benefits of open source and *nix type architecture trickle down to DA. Unfortunately, around here (Fort Benning) it seems that things just keep getting more and more Microsoft-centric.

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  49. US Army: "Back off Bill..." by 47Ronin · · Score: 1

    "... or we'll be forced to use military action!"

    Imagine a convoy of M1A1 Abrams tanks surrounding Microsoft headquarters...

    --
    Those who laugh at you for you having a Mac.. are the people who constantly call you to fix their PC.
  50. The first bag is free. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I bet a lot of schools and charities would love that software.

    I bet the kiddies would love a free bag of herion or crack, too. But does that mean you should donate one?

    Let's not get another generation hooked on Windows.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:The first bag is free. by kevcol · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Perhaps we should be seeing government anti-Microsoft ads to equal those annoying anti-pot ads. Microsoft lock-in is far more dangerous than smoking weed, so say I. And speaking of that...

      The Volcano

    2. Re:The first bag is free. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can just see it, the local neighbourhood drug dealer opening his long coat and underneath, twenty discs of various ms products.

      "Psst, want some MS"

      There should be an advertising campaign, slogan:

      "Micro$oft, just say no!"

  51. the article sounds fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife used to work for the military and they are very strict about accepting gifts. In fact, most people paid for their own meals, when they were invited out from vendors.

  52. Easy for MS to circumvent... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...just "special-price" the CDs (just those particular "sample" CDs, wink wink) at $20.

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    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:Easy for MS to circumvent... by interiot · · Score: 1

      At my school, they called it "volume licensing" and charged $5 per CD to students. They could have just done away with pretense and charged a penny.

  53. Free software? by xoran99 · · Score: 1

    AOL is a different story, but I'd be more than willing to receive functional and reputable (outside of /., anyway) software in the mail... Anyone who wants to send me office is more than welcome!

    --

    Karma: Bad (mostly due to all those "In Soviet Russia" jokes)

    1. Re:Free software? by Draknor · · Score: 1

      But, you said "functional". So why would you want someone to send you MS Office? :-)

  54. Send back at *huge* MS expense by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quoting from the article:

    "Government Entities: Microsoft intends that this product be used in accordance with applicable laws and regulations for the evaluation, use and benefit of your government agency only," Microsoft states in the note. "You may, at your discretion, return this product package to Microsoft at its expense."

    Okay, sending back at Microsoft's expense is easy. Just send it via UPS SonicAir same-day service. Doing a quick quote, from Texas (for example) back to Redmond would cost at least $264.94. Also, be sure to send it in the evening so that nighttime charges apply, and from obscure locations so the extended mileage also figures into the cost. If you do it right, you could get it up into the thousands depending on location (overseas stations?) and time of day. If there aren't any commercial flights, you can have UPS charter a plane just for your CD. Oh, and send each CD back separately for maximum effect.

    When you absolutely, positively, have to stick it to Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you absolutely, positively, have to stick it to Microsoft.


      Oh dear god, please mod that up....
    2. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by JohnsonWax · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is really cool.

      I live in a major metropolitan area in California and got a quote of $2900 for pickup in 30 minutes. I work for the government and SOOOO wish I had one of these CDs right now.

      I wonder what that phone call from Redmond would be like...

    3. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      When you absolutely, positively, have to stick it to Microsoft.

      You, sir, are a genius. (tip of the hat).

    4. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by Night+Goat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Do you work for Mailboxes Etc.? I used to, and our dream was to one day send something out SonicAir. Nobody ever did. One mention of the price tag, and that idea was out of the question. But after that job, at my new job, Dell once sent us something Sonic Air. I showed my boss the receipt, and she was happy to see that people do occasionally use the service.

    5. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      That was absolute roll on the floor hilarious. Talk about irony at it's finest.... I salute you!

      Now if I could find a way to do that with the half dozen or so AOL CDs I get in the mail every week.... I have enough coasters, already.

      SB

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    6. Re:Send back at *huge* MS expense by sgtrock · · Score: 2, Informative

      ROTFLMAO!

      Obligatory HHTTG reference:

      "With any luck," Ford Prefect muttered as he fell asleep, "The long distance charges will force them to go broke."

  55. This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As I pointed out when I submitted the story, Microsoft already makes copies of Office that time out after 90-days or let you register via CC during the trial period. You can get them at most Kinko's and so on, and certainly somewhere on Microsoft's website.

    So if Microsoft true intention was to familiarize large customers with new features, wouldn't it make a lot more sense to send them:

    a) a self-running slideshow/video showing demonstrations of the new features (a la Video Professor, autoplay and go)

    b) the aformentioned 90-day trial edition so they could install and see how well it works and then turn around and requisition it if they find a reason to keep it

    c) MSDN or other licensed version that has no restrictions but the EULA clearly states the copy is not legit and cannot be used for actual business (development and testing only)

    Somehow I don't think that's what Microsoft is doing. What they are doing is handing out free license keys to what retails for $499+. That means whoever happend to open the colonel's mail could just slip the key in his or her pocket and take it home with them, register it on their home system and enjoy a free copy of an outragously priced package. I mean, if everyone gets a free copy for personal use, stands to reason when requisition time comes around, people will suggest Office 2003 like they have at home.

    This is bribery. Just because they call it marketting doesn't make it any less unethical. Otherwise, why can't GM just hand over the keys to their new SUV so that people can become "more familiar with our new features"? A legit Microsoft license (the actual hologrammed piece of paper with the key on it) is just as tangible and valuable as any other real-world freebie.

    -JoeShmoe
    .

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    -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    1. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by donutello · · Score: 1

      No, it's not bribery. You need to learn to use a dictionary.

      A bribe is a personal benefit that is offered to an employee with the expectation that a favor will be granted in return. In this case the expectation is that the gift, in and of itself will influence the employees decision.

      They are offering a usable version of the product instead of a dummy or eval version because the employees are much more likely to familiarize themselves with it if it is usable than if it were a dummy or eval version.

      GM does not hand out keys to SUVs because that costs them a lot more than the expected benefit but you knew that, didn't you?

      What is being offered definitely has tangible value and it's unethical but it's not a bribe.

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      Mmmm.. Donuts
    2. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You need to learn how to read your own writing:

      "A personal benefit"
      - An employee of the US Army now has a full version of Office 2003 to keep/take home/install on their laptop, home PC, child's PC...that's a personal benefit

      "Offered to an employee"
      - These free versions (prefaced with postcard) were sent directly to employees within the Department of Defense, not from some employee discount program or sold in the cafeteria...that's offered to an employee

      "with expectation that a favor will be granted in return"
      - And why the bloody hell do you think Microsoft does anything? Humanitarian aid? Support our troops? No. Obviously if you send thousands of free copies of Office to an entity, odds are that you are bound to put one in front of people who are in charge of software purchasing. Thus they are now more likely to plunk down someone else's (taxpayer) money for Office than perform due diligence and find more cost efficient options...that's expecting a favor.

      "They are offering a useable version" just like GM could offer a useable version of its SUV instead of a pamphlet and a test drive at a dealership. All Microsoft eval version are fully function with time limits (even XP retail is technically eval for 30 days if it's not activated). There is no reason to give full versions other than one has long term value as a personal possession and the other has only short term value as evaluation material which is supposedly the purpose of this software.

      GM would hand out keys to SUVs in a heartbeat to anyone who worked in Army aquisitions. "Gee, we need some vehicles for MP's to tool around the base, do we get 1 Humvee for $256000 or 5 Yukons for the same price?" What stops them is that people can more clearly see the connection between giving away free cars to decision makers. While the cost difference between a $50000 truck and a $500 software package may seem big, I'd be willing to bet that the Army buys a LOT more software than civilian vehicles (after all, every employee "needs" Outlook for e-mail, but few needs official transportation) so who is to say the profits are stake aren't just as high?

      The Air Force is currently getting a congressional spanking because the person in charge of deciding who would get to fill an air tanker contract (Boeing) ended up being hired for a cushy VP position at the same company (Boeing). Hrrrrm. I guarantee that Congress is looking into this as a bribe and not merely an "unethical" mistake.

      - JoeShmoe
      .

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    3. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by donutello · · Score: 1

      You didn't refer to a dictionary did you? See, now you end up looking like an idiot.

      It would be perfectly legal for GM to hand out keys to their SUVs if that was what it took to get the people making the buying decisions to be familiar with the car. However, they don't because, unlike you, they are not idiots. Software is not cars. Familiarity with a car doesn't cause someone to order the same car for everyone else. Familiarity with software does cause them to buy other software that works well with it. What stops them is the realization that any offer of free SUVs is more likely to be seen as a quid pro quo deal, i.e. a bribe, than as marketing.

      If you were able to make the connection between free versions of Office and a quid pro quo, you would be right. However, you are not. The free versions of Office are marketing because they create a demand for the product. The Army employees want Exchange because it works with what they have. Giving out free Humvees to some employees does not create a demand for other GM products.

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    4. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      You didn't refer to a dictionary did you?

      I referred to your definition. If I end up looking like an idiot, consider the source of the definition.

      It would be perfectly legal for GM to hand out keys to their SUVs

      No, it would not be legal for GM to hand out keys to an SUV, period. Had you ever worked in a corporate environment for five minutes, you would know that employees are specifically prohibited from accepting anything from a vendor or potential vendor. There are even companies that prevent employees from accepting promotional items like notepads/pens with a vendor name, even though that have virtually no retail value.

      There is no justification for gifts in the name of "familiarization". There are more than enough legitamate methods for vendors to demonstrate features that don't involve transferring wealth. Vendors need a level playing field so that products stand or fall on their own merits, not because one vendor is rich/unethical enough to use payola.

      You operate under the misguided assumption that you can give something to a decision maker and call it ethical because you can't 100% prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the gift led directly to a "quid pro quo". In real life, you aren't allowed to give something because it is impossible to prove that the gift didn't lead to "quid pro quo". It's called "conflict of interest". Look that up.

      "If you were able to make the connection between free versions of Office and a quid pro quo"

      Yeah, and I suppose there is no connection between Microsoft giving away Internet Explorer for free and Internet Explorer becoming the number one browser. Oh wait, US courts have ruled that it happened precisely because Microsoft was able to give it away for free. How about that.

      Let me give you an example so perhaps you can understand how absurd your logic is. You are the director of an art institute. On your own, you decide to purchase Adobe Photoshop because that's what companies want when they hire graphic artists. The next day, in the mail you receive a CD from Adobe that says "Here is a completely free retail copy of Photoshop for you to install on your personal computer. Familiarize yourself with our product! We look forward to working with you in the future. " Okay, now what do you do:

      A) Keep the free copy of Photoshop. Continue with your decision to purchase Photoshop for all the computers in the school. Get fired for "quid pro quo" since Adobe gave you $1200 in software and you gave them back thousands in sales.

      B) Keep the free copy of Photoshop. Realize that to continue with your Photoshop decision will be viewed as quid pro quo, so you change your mind and standardize on an inferior competitor's product. Get fired because you didn't make the best decision for your school since students don't sign up once they realize they won't be learning Photoshop.

      C) Return the free copy to Adobe. Continue with your original decision to purchase Photoshop for the school computers. Keep your job and have your students become successful graphic designers.

      Figure out your answer and then figure out why it would be unethical for Microsoft to do the same thing as Adobe did in this situation, then figure out why the Department of Defense asking Microsoft to stop. Hint. They are able to make the connection between free versions of Office and quid pro quo, as am I.

      -JoeShmoe
      .

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      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    5. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by donutello · · Score: 1

      I feel like I'm talking to an infant.

      Many companies disallow their employees from accepting gifts over a certain amount. That is perfectly fair - and the Army does it too. However, it's not the same as a bribe. The purpose of the restriction is to make sure the thin grey line between what is ethical and unethical is a thick black one. It is unethical for employees to accept the gifts and it is unethical for a supplier to give them those gifts after knowing company policy.

      No one is saying what happened here is ethical. However, that does not make it a frigging bribe! There is a meaning for the word and this is not it. It's the difference between a felony and being on a blacklist.

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      Mmmm.. Donuts
    6. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      I feel like I'm talking to someone who can't even comprehend his own writing:

      Many companies disallow their employees from accepting gifts over a certain amount
      Okay, so what word that would describe knowingly giving a gift to an employee whose value was over this certain amount?

      How about the word BRIBE.

      Or do you tink Army or any business would be okay with employee gifts valued at $500? Of course not. And that's why it's a bribe. Microsoft knows the retail price of their software, and is knowingly sending a free copies to employees of potential clients. They think they can get away with it because the media that Office comes on is essentially worthless (maybe a few cents to press a CD and print a label). But the license (if they are truly giving away full retail copies and not some stripped down evaluation) is worth $500. Buying a copy of Office is not just buying a copy of a CD. It's getting the damn license. If I get one on a card at work, guess what, that saved me from paying $500 at CompUSA.

      A bribe by any other name, does it not stink the same?

      - JoeShmoe
      .

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      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    7. Re:This is bribery, pure and simple by donutello · · Score: 1

      Okay, so what word that would describe knowingly giving a gift to an employee whose value was over this certain amount?

      How about the word BRIBE


      Umm... no. Words have meanings and you can't make up meanings just because your tiny mind cannot comprehend the semantic differences.

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      Mmmm.. Donuts
  56. I'd love to see the same thing happen with knoppix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that the note on them could include a complete cost estimate pointing out that since it has retail value of under $20, it is legal and ethical to accept it!

  57. This just in... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Bush administration has authorized a premptive strike on Redmond, WA!

    1. Re:This just in... by zeroprime · · Score: 1

      They found oil in Redmond?

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  58. DoD rules on Gifts by eodtech · · Score: 5, Informative

    The $20 / $50 rule is one of the key rules on employees accepting gifts from sources outside the government. This information paper is designed for employees of the Department of Defense (DoD).

    1. General rule against gifts. DoD employees are generally prohibited from accepting gifts that are from a "prohibited source" or that are offered "because of the employee's official position." [5 CFR 2635.202(a)]

    2. Definitions. The definition of "prohibited source" includes companies and organizations that do business or seek to do business with DoD. [5 CFR 2635.203(d)] A gift is offered "because of the employee's official position" if it is offered because of the status, authority or duties associated with the employee's Federal position. [5 CFR 2635.203(e)] "Market value means the retail cost the employee would incur to purchase the gift. An employee who cannot ascertain the market value of a gift may estimate its market value by reference to the retail cost of similar items of like quality." [5 CFR 2635.203(c)]

    3. Exceptions. There are about 30 exceptions to the general rule against gifts. One exception, which is called the $20 / $50 rule, provides that an employee may accept gifts of up to $20 in market value per source per occasion, so long as the total market value of the gifts received (under this rule) from one source does not exceed $50 in a calendar year. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)] One may not accept cash under the $20 / $50 rule. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)]

    4. Examples. Here are two examples of gifts that may be accepted under the $20 / $50 rule. First, an employee who gives a speech as part of her official duties may accept a thank you gift having a value of $20. Second, an employee may accept three $16 lunches from a DoD contractor in a calendar year.

    5. Buying down to $20. If you are offered a gift that has a value over $20, you may not "buy the gift down" to $20. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)] For example, if you are offered a $21 ticket to a baseball game, you may not pay $1.00 to whomever is offering the ticket, and then accept the ticket under the $20 / $50 rule.

    6. Combining items. If you are offered two separate items on the same occasion, and each item has a value under $20, and the items together have a value over $20, you may accept one of the items and decline the other. For example, if you give a speech as part of your official duties, and you are offered a $6 coffee mug and a $15 pen as thank you mementos, you may keep one or the other, but not both. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)(Example 2)]

    7. Different sources on the same occasion. Under the $20 / $50 rule, you may accept gifts of up to $20 in value "per source per occasion." This means that the $20 limit applies separately to each company or organization that is offering you a gift on a particular occasion. Here is an example from the ethics regulation.

    During off-duty time, an employee of the Department of Defense (DoD) attends a trade show involving companies that are DoD contractors. He is offered a $15 computer program disk at X Company's booth, a $12 appointments calendar at Y Company's booth, and a deli lunch worth $8 from Z Company. The employee may accept all three of these items because they do not exceed $20 per source, even though they total more than $20 at this single occasion. [5 CFR 2635.204(a)(Example 5)]

    8. Impermissible gifts. If an employee receives a gift that cannot be accepted under the $20 / $50 rule (or any of the other gift rules), the employee must do one of the following (unless the item is accepted by the agency under specific statutory authority). If the gift is a non-perishable tangible item, the employee must either return the item to the donor or pay the market value of the item to the donor. If the gift is a perishable item and it is not practical to return the item (such as flowers or a fruit basket), the item (at the discretion of the employee's supervisor or ethics official) may be given to an appropriate charity, may be sha

    1. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar rules are for dealing with NY State. In some ways it is a good thing because it prevents the agency from going with the contractor that offers them the most gifts and not nessarly the best price or quality. But sometimes it can make things difficult as well for smaller companies who want to thank the state for there business. Heck we can't legally give them a pen with the company logo on it. Or a box of Doughnuts. But normally if it under $10 it can usually slip threw the cracks. But it makes it hard to bring a rep from the state to a company paid lunch at a nice place, to discuss business in a more casual setting. But it is also helpful knowing that a big corporation cannot do the same at a nicer place.

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    2. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by solarrhino · · Score: 4, Interesting
      When I was a defense contractor and we had military customers in for reviews, we would give them lunch - usually a buffet of some kind - but would put out a basket so that they could pay what they thought the lunch was worth.

      I have to give the Joes credit, they generally kicked in some reasonable amount - a few bucks each - evne though the company feed the rest of us too, and it would have been impossible for any accountant to tell if the Joes paid "enough".

      If this seems like jumping thru hoops, you have no idea how seriously the military takes its rules.

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    3. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by Stray7Xi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally, if the gift is entertainment, a favor, a service, or any other intangible benefit, the employee must reimburse the market value to the donor.

      Finally the RIAA has another way to make a profit on their poor business model without suing endusers. They just need to send performers as gifts to DoD employees. The employees would be required to pay out of their own pocket.

    4. Re:DoD rules on Gifts by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      If you can't give a pen, it would seem to me that the proper "gift" would be a magnetic business card with your business' product and contact info on it. Such a thing is useless for anything except reminding them of whom you are. If they don't want it, they can and will throw it away. If they do want it, it's your advertisement, and nothing more.

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  59. What about schools? by gcore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I bet a school could really save some money by getting those "free as in beer" copies of Office.

    But hey, why should schools save money?

    1. Re:What about schools? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Until they had to re-equip computer labs with hardware that would power that office software with acceptable speed.

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    2. Re:What about schools? by shadowbearer · · Score: 4, Insightful


      I bet the students would benefit from getting free crack, too. After all, they could save money that way. /sarcasm

      (I do agree with you, it's just that MS giving "gifts" of this nature to schools is done under the same pretexts (for MS) as it is done to the military. Meanwhile MS bitches about piracy. Hmph. )

      SB

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    3. Re:What about schools? by rpillala · · Score: 1

      It's odd that you bring that up. At my old school district the contract with Microsoft was such that teachers could take home the OS and the Office. My new school is in a much smaller district (3 high schools here versus maybe 40 before) and has no such arrangement. From what I can find out from the higher ups, MS doesn't do that in schools anymore. So they're even actively not giving to schools, it's not just an omission.

      Ravi
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  60. Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So software, claiming to be from Microsoft with a free license, is arriving at Army posts.

    No doubt it's intended to be installed by army personnel and used as an office suite while processing internal messages, right?

    If anybody on the command staff is thinking clearly, anybody who actually INSTALLS such an abomination has a LOT more to worry about than an Ethics violation.

    Just think: If you were in the Army would YOU use free-in-the-mail software to process sensitive military information?

    This is no joke. Battles have been lost because the size and location of the forces were betrayed by such things as an intercepted order for toilet paper.

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    1. Re:Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by UberLord · · Score: 1

      This is no joke. Battles have been lost because the size and location of the forces were betrayed by such things as an intercepted order for toilet paper.

      Uh - the troops were caught short?

      BTW - that was a joke

    2. Re:Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you miss the part where it says that the Army recently signed a contract with MS for almost 500 million dollars? The Army already uses MS software extensively. The better question is why is MS sending free software to users that will get this under the existing contract anyway?

    3. Re:Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by selfabuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I believe the his point was that since this just showed up in the mail, you have no way of knowing if it's really legit. What if someone had trojaned a copy of office and started sending it out to people saying it was from Microsoft?

    4. Re:Ethics is the LEAST of their problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classified info is protected by secure networks, and software used on classified and unclassified networks is site-licensed and installed by appropriate specialists.
      The freebie copies wouldn't be used at "work" but rather on personal machines, for unclassified "homework" that is not sensitive.

  61. Good idea! by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    That's a Helluva Good idea!(tm) Get a keygen for the latest Office. Hack up an installer to install the hacked up Office and look like an official Microsoft installer. While you're at it install a few backdoors, some ad software, a couple dozen viruses, and email the addressbook to a hotmail account. This sounds like a helluva security attack that's highly likely to succede don't ya think? Damn. Scary.

    1. Re:Good idea! by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why not just install office on a Windows system (outlook and IE should do the rest).

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  62. Re: U.S. Army Warns Microsoft To Back by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 0

    go army! (pun intended)

  63. Dear Bill by bgeer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thanks so much for all the Office 2003 CDs, it was very thoughtful of you to send them by. However, have determined that they represent a threat to national security, so you will have to take them back at once. If you can't collect them all by tomorrow, we will return them to you ourselves.

    Unfortunately, due to the current conflicts our choice of couriers is limited, so we will have to return the CDs by loading them in pamphet-dispersion canisters and dropping them on your Redmond, WA offices.

    Love,
    The Army

    1. Re:Dear Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Army,
      You lack vision. Kindly forward the CDs to us and we'll "package" them for you. The Air Force owes us one for the pizza and beer, they'll be more than happy to do the delivery. Think of it as reducing their stockpile of CDs while testing ours at the same time. Clever, eh? That's why we get paid to do the science.

      Best,
      The Department of Energy

  64. It would be better if... by MacFury · · Score: 3, Funny

    It would be better if they took those CDs and built a wall around AOL HQ. Hopefully, it would stop the crap from getting out and infecting the rest of the world.

    1. Re:It would be better if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mongolians would attack the wall though....
      oh wait, that was south park...

    2. Re:It would be better if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goddamn mongorians

    3. Re:It would be better if... by ho1ywind · · Score: 1

      Hey that reminds me... I'm outta coasters

  65. Well, not quite free... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as in beer, but still the $5 I spent on a Mozilla CD is much less than the $100 cap on gifts.

  66. Gates says never lose to linux by modder · · Score: 1

    It's already come down from on high in Microsoft that their sales people selling to large organizations/governments should lose to linux under no circumstances. So if price is the deal breaker, they should give it away I guess...

  67. All Your..... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your Army Base are belong to us.

    wbs.

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  68. CANT YOU ALL SEE?! by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    that microsoft is giving the military cyber weaponry! blackops sneak into foriegn computer systems and install microsoft offic and down their systems go!

    and the cd's are lethal as hell too, those could be used as throwing discs!

  69. The MS version of "Lucky Strike Goes To War" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get the soldiers hooked on their products, and all the nicotine...er, *Windows* patches in the world won't be sufficient to break the addiction.

  70. Re:diff gift_to_army donation_from_gates_foundatio by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    The BM Foundation doesn't make grants to the US Military. Really now, when since the days of General Washington has the US Military needed grants?

    On the other hand, these free CDs are a violation of the ethics rules. It's considered bribery. "Baksheesh" for those of you in Redmond...

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  71. Hey... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    We all knew it would happen. All your base could not belong to M$ for long....

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  72. We also see... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Why Bill dropped out of collage.

    Classmate: What's your schedule look like this semester Bill?
    Bill: Lets see. English Lit, Speech, Business Ethics...Business Ethics?!
    Classmate: Oh yeah, Smith is teaching that one. It's not bad.
    Bill: Not BAD?! Screw this noise, I'm outta here.

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  73. Ummm.. yeah. by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That doesn't square at all with my experience... former Air Force talking here.

    Most pilots are bright folks, they just stumble when confronted with an area where they have no background or training (like anyone). If you're starting from scratch, Linux is just as intuitive as anything manufactured by microsoft.

    Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists. I've had systems guys in deployed locations who were company-grade officers... but senior software engineers at major corporations, often using linux on-the-job. Many of them hated our reliance on MS products, and looked for ways to use more-functional things every chance they got. Good grief... our NT servers in Saudi Arabia had to be rebooted monthly or they'd simply cease to function (don't even get me started on service packs).

    MS is not the way... it is a way, and that's all you can say. Pilots are more than swift enough to use linux if you gave them a little training.

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    1. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 2
      Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists. I've had systems guys in deployed locations who were company-grade officers... but senior software engineers at major corporations, often using linux on-the-job.

      Sounds like the resume my boss just forwarded me for an interview. Except my guy is a Marine and a field grade officer. Worked for major proprietary unix vendor; has some Linux skills on his resume. Pretty good overall, but his resume is in MS Word format. What is that all about? You'd think he'd understand the advantages of PDF. It looks like crap. I guess I'll find out when I interview him.
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    2. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by dcam · · Score: 1

      Wasn't GWB a pilot?

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    3. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the best name ever to appear on /.

    4. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Incidently, the Air Force has plenty of tech-saavy people, often in the form of reservists.

      It's true, they do. Here's one.

    5. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I think there is another guy here who uses the same handle in Czech.

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    6. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn.

      I just can't trust a person with eyes that are that close together.

      Freaky.

    7. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't mean to imply that pilots were dumb or incapable of learning Linux. I just used them as an example to show that even they have problems using standard Windows. You can imagine the 18 or 19 year old Airman who has only seen Windows in his high school computer lab and for his Air Force computer based training.

      I know the Air Force has computer savvy people, but I'm talking about my squadron and people I know. Some are computer literate, and others not so much. Don't get me started on the reserves. All I have to say about that is section six (Hey there McChord Reserves).

      You are right, MS is a way. A custom Linux system would be a lot better, but that's just not an option that can be employed right now (opstempo, availability). Like I said in another post, Linux can and should be used in a few systems, but for our main terminals Win gets the job done. Poor guys just learned F.A.S.T.T. I pity the IT guy that tells them they need to learn Linux. We'd have a combat offload accident that night.

    8. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by kruithof · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, there are companies out there who want the resume in MS Word format, and nothing else; not text, not PDF :(

    9. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      hummmm. I would say that is an indication that it is a company that you may not want to work for.

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    10. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by gwynevans · · Score: 1

      In the UK at least, most agencies will only accept resumes in MS Word format and may well edit them to remove direct contact details/match agency formats before forwarding them to clients.

    11. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give the users a limited set of options that just get the job done and lock down everything else. Linux, being easier to lock down, would be more like the old client/server computing best suited to G.I. use.
      We did fine with the old green-screen TICARRS and CAMS systems to document aircraft maintenance, for example, and the later Windows clients (Infoconnect....barf) and GUI GAMS are no better or more intuitive for users.

    12. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by nolife · · Score: 1

      No, that just means the HR department is not the IT department.

      I've never recieved a complaint about sending a *.doc file resume, I've had quite a few complaints for what I thought were very standard formats like pdf, txt and rtf. The resume format I use now is an rtf manually renamed to resume.doc. If I ever edit and save it using MS Word, I clean it up with a metadata cleaner as I do not want that extra baggage attached.

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    13. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by micromoog · · Score: 1

      My favorite (now deceased) dog was named Svejk, after that book. Ah, Svejk.

    14. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      The resume format I use now is an rtf manually renamed to resume.doc.

      Good idea. Personally, I still do not apply to places that do only .doc, as I find the mentality pervades throughout that company. But i do like your idea.

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    15. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by ar32h · · Score: 1

      The Air Force appears to use FreeBSD.
      Take a look here. Top row, middle picture. Get the full sized picture and read the label.

    16. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the new English translation?

      What kind of dog? One of mine should be named Svejk, based on his behavior. "Humbly report Sir, I reported to the back door per regulations, but could not remember how to ask to be let out. So I peed at my post. But I am certain the persian rug contained the damage, protecting the newly polyurethaned floor."

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    17. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by ctucker · · Score: 1

      >Pretty good overall, but his resume is in MS Word
      >format. What is that all about?

      It's about 99% of the business world being unable to accept your resume in anything BUT MS Word format.

      People are stupid, HR folks doubly so.

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    18. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by micromoog · · Score: 1

      No, I haven't seen that one yet. And he was a black lab/great dane mix -- a truly wonderful mix if you ever come across one. All the playfulness, loyalty, etc. of a lab, with the sweetness and calmness of a dane.

    19. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my kind of dog. Although Danes and the like worry me because of the short life expenctancy. One of my Border Collies is 18, and despite epilepsy, two brutal dog attacks and being run completely over by an oil truck, shows no signs of mortality. Another is 13 and basically a puppy. The svejkist is a 6 year old deformed runt rescue poodle.

      The Sadlow translation is earthier and shows a sharper edgier Svejk. People say it is more faithful, essentially more Czech, than the Parrot translation. Understandable, considering Parrot was an English diplomat.

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    20. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Did you tell him to submit it as a MS Word format? Large companies usually require resumes in MS Word DOC files. Did your HR ask for DOCs?

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    21. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Beats me. They didn't require that of me, and that was six years ago, when PDF was still relatively exotic. I looked at HR's web site and it doesn't say anything about requiring .docs. Sounds like a lot of places do though, so he probably just plays it safe. I make it a point to distribute my meeting minutes and all final documents in PDF. I only send easily editable formats when I solicit comments and those are typically RTF or plain text. Nobody around here complains. I have a copy of Office X on my Powerbook, but rarely use it. OTOH, I don't often use StarOffice 7 or OpenOffice .org on my fedora desktop either.

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    22. Re:Ummm.. yeah. by micromoog · · Score: 1
      Although Danes and the like worry me because of the short life expenctancy.

      Yeah, that's the big downside . . . 9 years and cancer for Svejk :(

  74. The real goal by Greg@RageNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real goal of the program isn't gifts, it's the tried-and-true microsoft crowbar they use to get into any organization. One key 'early adopter' or in this case recipient of the software starts using the system. Then everyone who works with this person is forced to upgrade as the old versions are incompatable with the new version.

    Government employees are a great target for this because it forces all the non-governmental organizations that work with the government to get licensed for the software or face not being able to exchange documents.

    -- Greg

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    1. Re:The real goal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, pay attention Beavis. You see that link in the submission that points to the $471 million software contract that the Army has already signed with Microsoft? That contract covers a whole list of software including Windows/Office. Windows is already the Army's preferred desktop system and Exchange is the preferred mail server. The Army just recently mandated that the minimum desktop configuration would include Windows XP/Office XP. The fact is that MS doesn't need to sucker anyone into trying because any Army IT worker can just tell the group that is handling this contract how many licenses of Windows/Office they need for their organization and they get it at no cost. The better question is why is MS sending software to users that will get under the existing contract anyway?

  75. Military/Gates/CIA by Muttonhead · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet MS is so far in bed with the military that you could call him "Col. Gates of the CIA."

  76. LIES! by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Army is sick and tired of the relentless battle against Clippy!

  77. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by edalytical · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I need some new coaster too.

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  78. Damage control by unoengborg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since Microsoft introduced software activation, it has bin harder for non technical persons to pirate windows

    Could it be that Microsoft have discovered that the pirating done by home users did a good job in promoting their software as these users never would buy a full price copy anyway. But if they use it at home they would still be able to recommend it to friends and employers and help MS to help the MS-Office document file formats to being regarded as a defacto standard..

    If they get MS-Office for free, Microsoft may think that these home users are less likely to use OpenOffice.org at home, only to discover that it is very compativle withe the MS-Office suite and largely offers the same value as their expensive package. And then they are less likely to show their boss, or install it at work perhpas preventing Microsft from selling other products such as Exchange and database servers.

    Giving free software to employees companies and government agencies that have large Microsoft contracts is probably just the beginning.

    In fact I would notbe surprised Microsoft to bundle CDs with Windows and Office with every computer magazine you buy. The sofware will be licenced for private use only.

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    1. Re:Damage control by kiwirob · · Score: 1

      The sofware will be licenced for private use only...

      Hey doesn't that sounds a lot like Netscapes marketing policy before Microsoft crushed them?

      My thoughts also query if giving away software for free to limited numbers of high value customers isn't in fact an anti-competitive business practive by a convicted monopolist. Does giving away the software for free make the real value of the software $0, and by virtue of operating a monopoly in the Office Suite software market are they abusing this monolopy position charging ~= $500 to regular users?

    2. Re:Damage control by monkease · · Score: 0

      Since Microsoft introduced software activation, it has bin harder for non technical persons to pirate windows

      it's almost sort of cute, the way linux users mispell words.

  79. Ohh...big mistake by NaCh0 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft might learn the hard way what happens when you piss off Rumsfeld.

  80. Re:diff gift_to_army donation_from_gates_foundatio by TykeClone · · Score: 1

    You've got to jump through hoops to get grants.

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  82. DoD contractors are even stricter by Baron+of+Greymatter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least they were when I worked for a major defense contractor in the '80s. Their rule was $0.00 - absolutely no gifts whatsoever. Not even a Big Mac for lunch or a coffee mug from a vendor/subcontractor's rep or a US Government agent or member of the military (our customer).

    Violations were a firing offense. My employer took ethics quite seriously, at least after some engineers and managers were caught taking bribes & gifts from vendors in the mid '80s. They were promptly fired and blackballed from the industry. Their clearances were permanently revoked so it was legal.

    Microsoft should properly be stripped of all government contracts for this violation. Too bad it won't happen. Bill Gates is Bill Gates.

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    1. Re:DoD contractors are even stricter by utahjazz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep. It is $0.00 at my contractor too. We had a class where they explained the rules. For example, after a meeting, it's raining, can you offer the gov employee a ride home? No. Absolutely not. You will be fired if you do.

      I've worked for MS though, and I can completely understand them doing this. It's not that their crooked, it's that they have no process whatsoever. At most, they'd send out an email saying 'don't bribe people", which no one would read.

    2. Re:DoD contractors are even stricter by tricops · · Score: 1

      Heh, maybe my mind was just getting into the swing of things but when I read "Violations were a firing offense", the first thing I was pictured was a few scruffy, blindfolded men standing against a brick wall being asked their last requests...

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    3. Re:DoD contractors are even stricter by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful


      The sad part about that is that such things have been abused to the point where you can't even offer a basic kindness. Not that I disagree with the rules you work under, it just makes me sick to think that the companies who abused the system have created regulations that stifle even basic human decency.

      This whole article thread, while increasing my respect for our military decision makers, has decreased my respect for our cultural addiction with money. Not that it could be decreased much more without becoming non-existent.

      Sigh.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  83. Oh yes... it's worse than that by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    the Air Force is totally nuts about the gift rule. Here's a good example.

    As military physicians, we were forbidden to accept anything from a pharmaceutical company rep. That "anything" also included things like pens, food, even a simple plastic goniometer (look it up). They were so worried about the "appearance" of impropriety, that they went beyond the 20$ rule to include things like pens. I'm not talking about a golfing vacation to Thailand... I'm talking about a 5 cent Bic pen.

    What an insult... what a great way to piss off a group of people the military desperately needs to retain. My question was this: If they think I'm enough of a whore that I'd sell out my patients for the price of a pen, why even trust me to take care of people? If that's all the more they trust their physicians, I wish they'd just come down to my duty section, slap me, spit on my boots, and tell me to my face. Honestly... the military does some of the dumbest things, and it's all so someone in the chain of command can get an OPR bullet.

    But yes... the gift rule has snagged many a military member... what the hell was microsoft thinking?

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    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
    1. Re:Oh yes... it's worse than that by Deven · · Score: 2, Informative

      What an insult... what a great way to piss off a group of people the military desperately needs to retain. My question was this: If they think I'm enough of a whore that I'd sell out my patients for the price of a pen, why even trust me to take care of people?

      The pharmaceutical industry spends billions of dollars on various freebies for doctors -- free pens, free post-it notes, free lunches, free samples, etc. Invariably, the doctors receiving this largesse are utterly convinced that their behavior is unaffected. Of course they don't believe they're selling out their patients, or they wouldn't accept.

      Instead of getting your feathers ruffled at the indignity of the implied accusation, stop and use your brain for a minute. Billions of dollars in freebies. The pharmaceutical industry isn't spending that because of their love for doctors. Obviously it works. The industry is getting a good return on their investment, or they wouldn't continue spending those billions, year after year. They see the big picture, unlike the highly-educated physicians who fall for the scam.

      I'm glad to hear that the military is anal enough about the gifts doctors receive to insist that they refuse a 5-cent pen. Need a pen? Get one that isn't emblazoned with a brand name working its way into your subconscience. Obviously the cost isn't a problem, is it?

      More doctors in private practice should follow the military's lead on this. Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but doctors make life-and-death decisions and should hold themselves to a higher ethical standard. Health care is too important to be so heavily influenced by marketing -- and anyone who can't see the influence of pharmaceutical marketing is just fooling themselves.

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      Deven

      "Simple things should be simple, and complex things should be possible." - Alan Kay

  84. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Yeah, I need some new coaster too."

    Redhat comes with 7 of them.

  85. Open fire already! by Zakabog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soldier: Sir you're coming too close to our computers
    Bill Gates: Come on just try it a little
    Soldier: I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the computers!
    Bill Gates: Come on here's a CD lemme just install it, it'll only take a minute
    Soldier: This is your last warning, if you do not leave this area you will be terminated immediately!
    Bill Gates: Here lemme just *reaches for a mouse*
    Soldier: FIRE!

    *right about here is some gruesome video of bill gates being ripped to shreds from M4 rounds*

    Wow it'd be like a real life xBill

    1. Re:Open fire already! by ExoticMandibles · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > *right about here is some gruesome video of bill gates being ripped to shreds from M4 rounds*

      Bleah. This is what passes for +5 Funny on Slashdot? Say what you like about Microsoft's business practices, I hope and trust no one here sincerely wishes Bill Gates bodily harm, or even thinks it's particularly funny.

    2. Re:Open fire already! by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I think what is funny is not that it is about Bill Gates, but it is about the army shooting at someone they just vaguely suspect of doing something they don't like.

      Have you watched the recent Irak footage on CNN?
      There the army is firing from the safe shelter of a helicopter, at three presumably innocent (until proven different) people walking between a truck and a van. When one of them is wounded but still alive after the first round, they fire a second one.

      I would not be proud to be an American.

    3. Re:Open fire already! by entrigant · · Score: 1

      What if you just think bodily harm in general is funny? I'm the bastard that'll laugh my ass off if I see you slip and fall.

    4. Re:Open fire already! by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Actually the person who replied to your post hit the nail on the head. I've been watching CNN ever since I moved out to AZ (nothing else on TV to watch for the first day, then I couldn't get enough.) They are always talking about how soldiers who just open fire on people who don't stop (however there are sufficient warnings it's not like they're just randomly shooting people although some may think so.) I was just showing a relation between the two (army warns people to back off or stop, they don't, they get shot. Army warns microsoft to back off which is the freakin title, they don't in my comment, and bill gates gets shot.)

      I wish bodily harm on no one especailly not bill gates (although that whole pie in the face incident was histerical, I would NEVER want to see him shot.) I'm sorry you didn't make that army checkpoints warning people, and army warning microsoft connection but the ones who did (and maybe some who just understood the xbill part, which is a game where you kill a tiny bill gates with a giant hand before he installs his software), and thought that alone was worthy of +5 funny.

  86. *evil laugh* by pcgamez · · Score: 1

    All your base are belong to us

  87. Future trend of M$ by fourharpoon · · Score: 0

    Now they give their software for free, but I won't take it. I'd rather wait 'till they pay me to use their product.

  88. Microsoft is Evil like that axis thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should be charged with undermining our national security for this. Or maybe assisting a terrorist group. Imagine all the DoD computers running Outlook... scary!

  89. Louis Farrakhan says . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get a bunch -- that's a million if you use Million Man Math!

  90. Re:diff gift_to_army donation_from_gates_foundatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point was that a "Grant" and a "Gift" both seem to do no more than push the MS agenda. Should they wish to do some real good, they'd fund for hardware (and let maybe RedHat supply the software CDs).

    Otherwise, both are nothing more than marketing tactics.

  91. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Me too. If you send me free real copies, I swear I won't make any illicit copies! ;)

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    How ya like dat?
  92. Historical Precedent by Detritus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was watching a television show on the history of weapons used in the American Civil War. Colt Firearms did something similar. They sent beautifully engraved and inlaid Colt revolvers to many generals and public officials. They were just gifts, but it was an obvious attempt to gain influence with decision makers in the government.

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    1. Re:Historical Precedent by Celsius10 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "They sent beautifully engraved and inlaid Colt revolvers to many generals and public officials."

      Wow...I wouldn't mind being shot with one of those!

      --
      "Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!" - Time Bandits
    2. Re:Historical Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe Shmoe, simply amazing. Someone has given away a complimentary product before?! Unfuckingbelievable! Great work, mod +5 insightful. Post of the decade!

  93. Re:diff gift_to_army donation_from_gates_foundatio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And in the end you're locked into whoever gave you the grant. Indentured servitude is implied.

  94. Dear Bill by unknown_host · · Score: 1
    "Microsoft includes a note ... that they can send the software back to Microsoft"
    To : bill.gates@microsoft.com
    CC : allgroups@sco.com
    Attchmnt : MyDoom_for_Linux.exe
    Subject : A software that creates Linux viruses.
    ----- Message Text -----
    Dear Bill,

    The goal of this program is to give you a
    taste of this new software and allow you to
    learn how it might be of use to your organization
    in a positive way.

    PS: You may, at your discretion, return this
    product package to us at our expense.
  95. Heh... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I already do this with AOL cds with my airsoft guns. You have to aim a bit wide or else you'll go through the holes like sibling posters pointed out, but seeing those explode in a silvery shower of plastic bits is always fun. They're also fun with dremels...

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  96. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by dicepackage · · Score: 1

    All I had to do was forward an e-mail to 20 people and Bill Gates said he would send me a copy of Microsoft Office.

  97. Mod parent up more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Erich, you've got a great idea. I have the Gnuwin CD that I've been giving to others. iirc, it has a slightly older copy of OpenOffice on it.

    I'll check the link you provided if there is an updated version of OOo so that I can start handing those out as well.

    Don't wonder. Start posting your suggestion on the OpenOffice site if they have a slashdot style feedback page, or email them. I'll post it on Newsforge, others should post elsewhere.

    Maybe one of the commercial distro companies will decide to pick up the effort, though they may discount the idea of providing a tool that works on Windows. If they have enough brains they'll realize that it's to their advantage to move them to OOo because they aren't all jumping on Linux anyway. The more they move to OOo, the easier the switch will be later.

    Start cross-posting your idea. Hit the companies if you have time. Strike while the iron's hot.

  98. So much by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    for the American military bashing on Slashdot. Now when are the European militaries going to do this>

  99. Uhm, you remember the /. article on MS and $45? by theolein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, if MS can afford to give away thousands of copies of office that supposedly cost $500 retail (and not all that much less OEM), how the hell so they reckon the cost of Office and Windows at those prices? Not only that but MS gets to deduct the whole thing from tax.

    It's no wonder that MS is the biggest and richest software company in the world. They've been ripping off everyone for the past two decades.

  100. Semper Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go USMC ooh Rah!

  101. Outlook is grim by soloport · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny. I have a really hard time explaining Outlook or Outlook Express to clients (especially over the phone). When I sense they're about to give up on the problem, I suggest Thunderbird.

    Actually happened again, 20 minutes ago (over the phone). But this time, just for the heck of it, I also recommended Eudora -- choice is good.

    When they try Thunderbird out for a day or so, they never go back. If their Outlook problem mysteriously fixes itself, within a day, they go back.

    1. Re:Outlook is grim by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      ... in that case, outlook must be CRAP. I am a long time emacs-MH user, and I find thunderbird (which I switched to in order to interact better with the increasing tech-unsavvvy family) to be slow, unreliable (over IMAP at least, it requires several restarts daily to get its state synchronized with the vanilla imap server we use u-wisc?), offer bad text formatting, and spotty rendering of some emails.

      in short, Thunderbird SUCKS.

      KMail will be the next test victim, after that.. I may have to revert to emacs-mh. I mean 99.9% of email is text, so why do email client have such crap text editing engines?

    2. Re:Outlook is grim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love outlook. It's actually functional. Thunderbird is comparatively crap.

      I'm pretty sick of all the Linux drones out there spewing "Microsoft is BAAAD!" Office 2003 is a fantastic piece of software. When Linux supports Tablet PCs, networking that works (try setting wireless up on a fresh RH9, then watch it work on Windows first time), and has a word processing/office suite as functional as Office 2003, maybe somethign can happen. However, Windows has the software, it has the functionality, and it has the user training base to work and work well. Linux doesn't.

      As for Office 2003 not improving over previous versions, how stupid could you possibly be? Have you EVER used it? I used Office 95 last week and 2003 this week and was amazed. Same with 97, 2000, and XP in recent weeks. Of course some features aren't forwards-compatible-- THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE IMPROVING. You can open any old file, so it's not really a problem. Plus you can save new files in older formats if you like.

      O2K3 adds MDI, Tablet support, Research panel, functional XML integration, commenting refined, a much improved Outlook, Journal, OneNote (FANTASTIC software). OpenOffice and it's ilk can't hold a CANDLE to that.

      Trolls.

    3. Re:Outlook is grim by SaltLord · · Score: 1

      I use Outlook, but I would gladly switch to something like Thunderbird if it wasn't for ms-exchange which is vital here at work as in many workplaces.. There aren't (yet) any good enterprise alternatives to exchange..

    4. Re:Outlook is grim by FR-lopet · · Score: 1
      Well i'm using Mozilla and i found the mail support really good. IMAP is working fine (far better than Outlook 2k i was using before), fast & reliable. I have no real problem with formatting pure text messages. HTML messages can present difficulties sometimes, but that's all.
      99.9% of email is text
      If only it was true ... it seems to me, i'm the only one to use text mail, everybody else i know use html (for the fancy colors i guess). I think you had too many karma points and wanted to be modded down ;)
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      I love the smell of lithium in the morning
    5. Re:Outlook is grim by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OH that's a laugh. An anonymous coward calling someone a troll.

      Let me tell you my experience: MS office is fine for the most part. Outlook, however, is utter junk. The junk mail controls are unwieldy and barely work. The security issues are huge (although I don't know about the latest version--I haven't touched it yet), as are stability issues.

      Now, comparing it to Thunderbird is not the correct way to go. I like thunderbird, but its what? version .4 or something? There will be bugs! Despite that, it is, in my opinion, still better than outlook.

      It's easier to setup multiple inboxes, filters, the junk mail controls are painless to setup and they WORK! It's an amazing product for a beta/alpha product, but it's still a beta/alpha.

      Now, as for openoffice, yes it lacks polish in some areas, but here's what it has: XML? yes. PDF? yes. Math formatting? yes. Other nifty features? oh yeah. All the features of MS office? No way.

      The question is, which feature set do you need. I personally rarely use any of the advanced features of MS office, and I would guess that most secretaries don't either. There are a few people that need them. Fine, but most of us don't.

      Let me also state that all those feature's are fine, IF you want to run windows. Personally, i prefer linux (for a variety of reasons), and therefore can't run MS office all the time. That being the case, I would rather just use one office suite, not 2.

      As far as "networking that works" on linux, this is where I have to laugh the hardest. I remember trying to get multiple computers to either daisy chain OR go through a hub to connect to the net on windows xp/2000/98. No way. It failed miserably every time. Even my friends who support windows professionally say that's what you should expect. Just keep trying until it works (ack!).

      Mandrake, on the other hand, set it up perfectly the first time, and I was on the net with both computers in just moments, even the time I was using dialup. It was flawless, and the user interface was about the same in terms of usability.

      I don't have wireless, so I can't comment on that particularly scenario, but if you have a wifi card that's supported, it should be fairly easy under linux.

      I guess i'm just saying that there are good reasons to go with linux, if that's what you need. Most of us don't need MS, we just think we do. Currently, the ONLY reason I have windows is due to some sorry little app that my wife needs that WILL NOT run under wine. Grrrr.

      I'm sorry, most of us don't need all the "features" of MS Office, but if you do, fine, use it.

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      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    6. Re:Outlook is grim by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      I think SuSE may have something suitable. And what about the stuff which was funded by the German government fairly recently?

      Maybe the time to get rid of Exchange is not quite right yet, but it is not far away, and I don't think many will be sad to see it go.

      If using Linux, Ximian Evolution seems to me to be better than anything else, but is should be a matter of eprsonal choice, where open protocols are used. On Windoze I might well chose Thunderbird, it is good also.

    7. Re:Outlook is grim by albanac · · Score: 1
      Let me also state that all those feature's are fine, IF you want to run windows. Personally, i prefer linux (for a variety of reasons), and therefore can't run MS office all the time. That being the case, I would rather just use one office suite, not 2.

      To me, this is a persuasive argument for buying a Mac. [1] It persuaded me, and I've had a really good year with that decision.

      ~cHris

      [1] If, for linux, you are prepared to read 'Some form of Open-source Unix'

    8. Re:Outlook is grim by tiger99 · · Score: 1
      Excellent post, and you hit the nail on the head where the features of Monopoly Office are concerned. Most of them are far too complex or obscure for the average user, or are simply not needed. Any basic office suite will do everything that most people will ever need, OOo happens to be well above basic level, but lacking some of the unnecessary features of M$.

      As I keep telling people, it has an amazing ability to rescue corrupt .doc or .xls files, which M$ Office itself has corrupted and can't open. For that reason alone, OOo (or Star Office) should be on every PC, everywhere. It might just save hours of work one day, it has for me at least 15 times.

      As to your networking issues, I wasted hours trying to make Xandros 2 share the internet connection with whatever other PCs were on my network at the time. Silly me, I should have read the book, because it was already configured, instead of hacking text files to fiddle with iptables (which worked), all I needed to do was enable the firewall, which was already configured correctly. There was a menu entry to do just that. I was confused in the nomenclature, expecting something like "Internet Connection Sharing", when I really wanted "Firewall". Next time, it will be easy. Obviously I have been brainwashed by Sir Bill, or maybe assimilated by the Borg, despite all my attempts to resist.

      There is no comparison between Xandros (or for that matter, SuSE, which is equally easy but different) and Windoze XP. The inferior product (same PC, dual-boot) needs its networking settings reset manually every so often, because like all versions of Windoze from 95 onwards, it loses or corrupts them with depressing regularity. Also, the automatic setup is utterly useless, it assigns an improper block of IP addresses, whereas most home users will want the 192.168 block, so you can't use the wizard if you want things to work. Yet, Linux manages to play by the rules, and get the correct results.

      When you have printers with HP JetDirect servers built in, you usually don't want anything else to do the serving. If you let it, XP assumes that role, and you then have to configure printer sharing, samba and a whole lot of things, so all the PCs can print, when they can see the printer on the same subnet directly. Yet, either Xandros or SuSE again manages to get it right, and leaves the printer to do its own serving. On Windoze you have to read the virtually non-existent mind of Sir Bill to realise that to get what you want, the printer, which is clearly attached to a network hub or switch, has to be installed as local. Makes no sense at all, yet Linux/CUPS can appreciate that a JetDirect server is not the same as a local port. XP also loses the printers from time to time, you have to go through all the trials and tribulations again, often several times, trying to remember how you got it to work last time, whereas Linux, once configured, stays configured. I suspect that the ability to write-protect config files has a lot to do with it.

      I will concede that Windoze gets the configuration of Nvidia cards somewhat better, even an abject incompetent like Sir Bill might get the odd thing right occasionally, but no doubt SuSE will fix that one in due course.

    9. Re:Outlook is grim by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      I can never predict how thunderbird is going to mangle my text formatting.

      I use a monospace font for a reason, so that I can make decent bulleted lists (I would kill for filladapt) or cheap ascii-art. it seems that half the time the text editor decides to override me and manually wrap before sending... which looks kinda bad.

      I get no value from sending html, as I try not to alienate eveyone I email.

    10. Re:Outlook is grim by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, isn't it amazing--linux actually uses the standards as written (for the most part, but not always), probably because open standards are frequently written by the same people developing linux (not entirely, but there is overlap).

      As a note, nvidia drivers are very easy to set up, for the most part, but require some thought on the user's part.

      Personally, I am having some trouble, but I am trying out Gentoo for the first time (mostly due to portage, which is an awesome system).

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      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    11. Re:Outlook is grim by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      KMail works fine with Wiscmail IMAP access ;)

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      Karma: Contrapositive
    12. Re:Outlook is grim by ssstraub · · Score: 1

      The problem must be at the server because it is widely known that Thunderbird has superior IMAP support ESPECIALLY when compared to Outlook or Outlook Express! Those are virtually POP3 only clients.

  102. Flight Sims on Linux by sbaker · · Score: 4, Informative

    I design flight sims for the US military - our older products are on IRIX, our newer ones are Linux-based. Not an M$ system in sight - they just don't cut it for flexibility and reliability.

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    1. Re:Flight Sims on Linux by atlantis191 · · Score: 1

      Could you sneak me out a copy? ;)

    2. Re:Flight Sims on Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You idiot. Don't you know microsoft has made flight simulator for years? Now that you mentioned this, bill gates will be at your department tomorrow with a special copy of MS Flight Sim 2004 XP tomorrow.

  103. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by jb_davis · · Score: 0

    But they're so much harder to use.

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    "Well, it took an hour to write, I thought it would take an hour to read."
  104. Heh by localhost00 · · Score: 1

    Hey Microsoft, if the Army doesn't want the CDs, I will be more than happy to take them.

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    Calling atheism and agnosticism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the CD's are basically worthless. (Current MSDN
      distribution is on DVD anyway).

      The problem is that all the current MS software requires product activation. Contrary to popular
      belief (and counter to past experience), MS product
      activation has not yet been defeated.

      Most MSDN subscribers don't even use the DVD's they send out -- you just download the package you want and burn it yourself. You have to get the product key and you have to do the activation. Activation cracks do not appear to be available for ANY of the current products, which is something I find strange actually. Sure there are activation cracks floating around for old versions of WinXP, sort of. I don't know if this is due to apathy (doubtful) or if MS has somehow defeated the crackers for this long (highly doubtful.)

  105. Microsoft... by bferlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sure this has been said a few times... but as an IT manager, I've already recieved three copies of Office2k3... one was sent to the last IT manager before me, one was sent to a name resempbling slightly mine (I never registered with them, but they call plenty to have figured my name out from other people at my company) and one for the Vice president right above me. It has to be apparent to EVERYBODY that the only way they can get lock in is to get as MANY people using thier software whose file formats are unreadable without the software. How do you do that? You get a few executives who may or may not have computer experience to use it, they send files to people who can't use them, and suddenly they say 'Well, IT, why can't they open them?' ... you say 'Well, because you have the newest version and they're using the old version/the Open version.' ... voila. Suddenly the upgrade is hurried because you can't see the one new feature that VP wants that the other copies don't do. I'm sure people still realize that the reason nobody bought office 2k for so long was because there was backwards compatability. People didn't need to upgrade until outlook 97 became a virus trap and you had to upgrade just to get rid of it. Now they need to start the lock-in again. I'm sure people all over the world were seeded with this software in an attempt to continue the cycle...

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  106. This gives me an idea by localhost00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about sending applications for free SCO Licenses to the Army??

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  107. Target Practice by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet you they are using the CD's as shotgun targets.

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    1. Re:Target Practice by burns210 · · Score: 1

      This is the US Military, we have much cooler, bigger, more expensive things to blow the crap out of cds than shotguns. :)

  108. ethics? by corian · · Score: 0, Troll

    violation of the ethics rules

    Their job is to invade other countries, and murder people. They have ethics?

    1. Re:ethics? by BCW2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Our armed forces have higher ethics and morals than 90% of the business executives in the world. They don't make the decision to start a war, never have and never will. Learn how to read the constitution.

      The above post is from aflamebaiting troll.

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    2. Re:ethics? by corian · · Score: 1

      They don't make the decision to start a war, never have and never will.

      Just because somebody tells you to kill someone, doesn't mean you have to. Just like just because someone tells you to go burn down some noncombatants houses, doesn't mean you have to (yes, that means you, Senator Kerry).

  109. If They're giving it away by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    how come it is so expensive in the stores? Can they afford to give it away? If so, can they afford to lower their price in stores? Hmmmm.

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  110. We should congratulate Redmond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like they're joining the free software community. What with deep discounts and now free software, they're proving that their software is not incrementally worth enough to charge for. Eventually, they'll give it all away free, and won't that be nice.

    Of course, someone might want to tell the shareholders.

  111. office for free? by deviantonline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if they are giving office away for free, I dont feel so bad for downloading it from mldonkey.

  112. Microsoft vs. the Army by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It just depends on why they send it really and what the soldiers do with it.

    You're a soldier in the army. When you get done and are ready to pursue a career or maybe even become an entrepreneur, what software are you going to be using? Microsoft Office, right? And why is that? Because Microsoft has been so lenient to allow you to use their software as much as you can for a fair price.

    On the other hand though, there could be a money issue involved... as Microsoft could just be waiting for someone to mess up and make some sort of copyright infringement. Highly unlikely I know, but possible. Also, it's just another way for them to make the company a larger monopoly than it already is.

    For soldiers that use other products though, more power to you! Open-Office, j00!

    New SlashDot poll: The US Army vs. Microsoft

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    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  113. Honestly.. by cmacmanus · · Score: 1

    If I was a big wig in the Army I wouldn't want my institution associated with a sinking ship.

  114. What Bill Gates will say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back off? Yeah, you and what army? What did you say? Ut oh. Damn.

  115. The limit applies to ALL government workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    One thing the CNET article fails to point out is that the federal ethics rules governing gifts to federal employees are government-wide, not just for DOD, Interior or any other agency.

    That includes the $20/$50 gift limit ($20 for a single gift, $50 total for all gifts from a single source in a given year). All of this is administered by the Office of Government Ethics, an independent agency that used to be part of the Office of Personnel Management, another independent agency.

    http://www.usoge.gov

    The applicable regs are here, in S 2635.201:
    http://www.usoge.gov/pages/forms_pubs_o therdocs/fp o_files/reference/rfsoc_02.txt

    Or there's a handy cartoon pamphlet:
    http://www.usoge.gov/pages/forms_pubs_o therdocs/fp o_files/pamphlets/phgiftsfrmout_98.pdf

    I had to learn all about this because I used to work for a publishing company that was going to launch a magazine for federal workers that we were going to give to them for free ... and we basically could only $49.95 for nonfederal subscribers because that way the federal employees were only excepting a "gift" of that amount.

    Now I work in a small consulting shop. Microsoft has a program and gives us *everything* for free for our internal use because they want us to push it onto our clients. I'm talking Office, Server, Exchange, Project Server, whatever. Some of the big-time VARs and integrators get deals too.

  116. That's a Mitnick idea by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He mentioned this in a newspaper interview. Doesn't have to be an Office CD at all. You get yourself on the premises at a company, ask to use the restroom, and "accidentally" drop a CD-R on the floor with a handwritten label like "STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL - SALARY DATA". The CD-R would have a Trojan installed by Autorun.

    I wonder if he realizes how many businesses have locked down their desktops with Group Policy settings.

    1. Re:That's a Mitnick idea by macdaddy · · Score: 1
      I didn't know that. I bet it would be highly successful.

      I wonder if he realizes how many businesses have locked down their desktops with Group Policy settings.

      I wonder if he (or any of us) realize how many businesses haven't locked down their desktops with Group Policy settings. That's the scary statistic to look at. 8-{

  117. I know that they are having problems selling it by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    MS Office 2003 may not be selling too well, but that is no excuse to give away free copies of it to government employees to boost marketshare.

    Rather it would be better to give free copies to the education market that cannot truely afford it. Our college still uses MS Office 2000, and trying to do a PowerPoint XP/2002 Slideshow on a machine with Office 2000 and a Projector loses a lot of the special effects and other things.

    Also interesting to note is the media copy protection that MS Office 2003 has in it. Another reason for avoiding MS Office 2003 and sticking with an older version of MS Office or going with OpenOffice.org instead. I can see novices copy protecting their documents that they need to share with others and then someone in a different department tries to open up a shared document and it won't let them, and they need access to the info ASAP. We already see this problem partically when novices set passwords on documents and share them and don't tell anyone else what the password is.

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    1. Re:I know that they are having problems selling it by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure MS got some pointers from SCO for their investment. SCO throws in some free licenses with the deal and claim that companies are snatching up linux licenses, just as MS giving away free software and claim that their base is expending.

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    2. Re:I know that they are having problems selling it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you already see this problem now, what is the big deal about 2003? You know you can download a free standalone powerpoint viewer from microsoft.com that should support all of your fancy effects (god I hate people who spend more time making their slides pretty than making them coherent).

    3. Re:I know that they are having problems selling it by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Why do most people assume that if you need to create documents, spreadsheets or presentations, that the only software you can use is MS Office?

      Surely educational departments, some of which are in poor urban areas, should be doing their best not to alienate less wealthy students by using an expensive (if used legally) office package? Bear in mind that these students will probably expect to use the same software at home that they do at school or college.

      Besides I fail to see why a student, who is probably not too far off from learning the basics of word processors, etc., needs the myriads of redundant features (at that level) that Office 2003 provides. It's one thing having to create an impressive presentation for your CEO at work, but in an educational environment, surely content of a presentation is far more important than how it looks?

      As a tax payer who is constantly being told that education is suffering through endless governmental cutbacks (although I suspect you are in the USA, the situation is the same here in Europe), I would much rather the taxes I pay were spent on books for libraries rather than lining Bill Gates' pockets.

      OpenOffice.org is more than adequate for most people in the workplace, let alone students starting out with computers and it's free.

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    4. Re:I know that they are having problems selling it by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Yeah but if you do not have Admin access on the public college Windows system you cannot install the PowerPoint 2003 viewer. College policy prevents us from installing software on college computers, as most colleges do. Think before you post next time.

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  118. Schools... Government... Army... by bill_doors · · Score: 1

    Hey! Who is talking about a monopoly? who is talking about an empire? Redmond guys are innocents and Linux is evil... of course it is! :S
    PD: Yes, this is a sarcasm!

  119. One Note by kris_lang · · Score: 1

    Ha ha ha

    Just saw some of the beta versions of One Note,
    including the Tablet computer version of One Note
    on a compaq tablet at the UCSD bookstore.

    Try doing anything on it and it goes to a dialog box with "Sorry, your beta version of One Note is expired software." Now That's How to Sell (TM) !

  120. MSDN - Look on eBay... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    1) buy on ebay for $800
    2) Write it off as a biz expense - now you are out of pocket about $400
    3) Send in the coupon for a $300 rebate. Don't declare the rebate as income.
    4) Now you are out of pocket $100
    5) You now have a legit license for Office, Visual Studio, and other various and sundry other things PLUS the right to use for testing, all the OS's, SQL server, etc.
    Q: How much of your out-of-pocket, after taxes, $100 is Office alone worth?

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    1. Re:MSDN - Look on eBay... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Ah, the new 1) 2)??? 3)Profit scheme.

      Let's see if I have this straight.

      1) Cheat on your taxes
      2) ???? (something to do with hope like hell the IRS doesn't find out
      3) Cheap MS software!!!

      Mr. Sherlock, there is No Shit here.

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    2. Re:MSDN - Look on eBay... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Strictly speaking, I am not sure getting rebates as an individual is income. I do know that software expenses for a business are expenses. Especially Microsoft software. It sure is expensive. :-) A registered tax agent once gave me the adive that in grey areas, it is better to ask forgivness [plus interest], than to ask permission.

      A side question for the tax wise - say I buy a house full of funiture... wait 60 years. By luck, some of the stuff I bought is now considered rare antiques. If I sell it, is that a capital gain? It wasn't an investment... if it is, can I write off all the other depreciated crap as a capital loss?

      I am not trying to get into a pissing war on how f'ed up the tax system is, just that acquiring a legal copy of "office" might not cost as much as you some thing.

      Minimizing your expenses is not the same as 3) "profit", otherwise we'd all jump for joy when the wife comes home and tells us how much she saved at "the big sale". :-)

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    3. Re:MSDN - Look on eBay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSDN is not a "legit license"; it only allows certain very specific uses like compatibility testing.

    4. Re:MSDN - Look on eBay... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      The second bullet under "Exceptions" says
      "A licensed subscriber may use Microsoft Office for business or personal use."

      Most of MSDN is not for production use - only development [E.g. the OS's, SQL server, other servers, etc.]

      The point is that it is a great deal anyhow, if you are stuck developing Windows code - AND you get a legit copy of Office to boot! Back to the main topic -- one could argue that the economic value of MSDN is in the development tools and that the value of Office is, say $19.99 ;-)

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  121. The Gov is actually buying these "free" copies by Open+Council · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When MS "donates" copies of its software to schools it usually claims the full retail cost against tax.

    Is it claiming the full cost of these CDs against tax? If so, it is effectively getting the US Government (and its tax-payers) to buy these copies.. Thousands of copies at $500 a time without even placing and order ?

    Great business if you can get it ! Why bother fighting off Linux in the Open Market, and spending all that money on marketing? Just send millions of copies of Office to various Fed departments and make $499.90 profit on each one ...

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  122. Isn't this how drug dealers operate? by nysus · · Score: 1

    1. Give away your product for free
    2. Get users hooked on your product
    3. Profit!

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  123. Give free software to students... by cvbear0 · · Score: 1

    Is Microsoft wants to give away software, give software away to the people who can't afford it, like high school and college students. I would love a free copy of Office.

    1. Re:Give free software to students... by Maul · · Score: 1

      They do this already, actually. At least to college CS majors.

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    2. Re:Give free software to students... by Space_Balls · · Score: 1

      At my university, I pay $ 6.75 for XP Professional and $15 for Office 2003 Pro Frontapge is also just $5 sucks that I'm limited to one copy per program ;)

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    3. Re:Give free software to students... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its actually subsidized.... You get those "low" prices because the school has a site license that PARTLY covers you.

      ~GoAT~

    4. Re:Give free software to students... by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      IBM was ver cleaver with this as well. Back in the 60's adn 70's they used to give deep discounts to educational instutions. The machines were really cheap because IBM wanted the kids to know how to program IBM computers.

      Since the grads knew IBM programming industry next favoured IBM machines. This could be why IBM survived the extinction of the bunch.

      The problem with this is that it really is an anti competitive business practice and is thus not legal. Does anyone know if this theory is true (IANAL) or if anyone has suggested doing something about it if it is illegal?

  124. I call bullshit on this. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I am not an accountant, but I seriously doubt you can declare as a loss everything less than "retail" that you collected on units shipped.

    I am a little less skeptical that the gov't allows you to deduct the retail price of something when you donate it. Woe be to those who accept it. I would sure hate to have to pay tax [%50 fed+state] on some of the crappy prizes you might win.

    How would you like to get a "$99.99" retail value camera from Reader's digest or some such, and have to declare that $2 (actual value) piece of crap on your taxes as $99.99?

    Maybe you were trying for a "Funny" moderation, so I'll give you a break. :-)

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  125. Re:Missing option: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Even Clippy can't help on that count.

    He only deals in tears and frustration.

  126. Do NOT piss off by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    the guys with big toys that have the word "tactical" in the name...

    Smooth move M$..

  127. license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ya later they will call the bsa for the same people to show their license and then have to pay up.

    what a joke!! LOL!!

  128. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they were an MS shop and were asking Redhat not to send them Linux CD's you'd all be throwing a royal fit.

    1. Re:Ironic by CaptainTux · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If they were an MS shop and were asking Redhat not to send them Linux CD's you'd all be throwing a royal fit.

      That's probably true. But do you know why? Because MS software is designed to take away freedom of choice while Linux and open source are designed to expand that freedom. Personally, I do have a problem with my tax dollars being used to take freedom away from my fellow Americans.

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  129. Maybe by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    After the army gets out of Iraq they can enforce this cease and disist order by bombing the MS campus.

    I know two front wars are dangerous, but maybe the can land a few divisions on the east coast at the same time to take out AOL and stop all of those CDs as well.

  130. Good intent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are miring IT department with otherwise good intentions.

    Seems you mixed things up. Giving office away is a good thing, but the underlying reason of tying the groupware down is malicious intent.

  131. Simpler than the article makes it seem... by tuxedobob · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm willing to bet that the army, et al. can't accept gifts of ANY kind from ANYONE. Accepting free anything makes it seem like the army is taking bribes. That's a domain reserved for politicians.

    Seriously, though, I work at a fast food restaurant. We're not supposed to give free or discounted anything to any government official (police, health inspectors, etc.) even in good faith, or in kindness, because it makes it seem like we're bribing them. The one exception is donating sandwiches to the fire department's fundraiser/awareness day thingy.

    1. Re:Simpler than the article makes it seem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police and paramedics get fast food freebies all the time in Toronto.

  132. That statistic may actually be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And 9 out of 10 times, an incompetent admin is more likely to be able to fix windows than linux.

    That doesn't mean that Windows is easier to use or esier to fix. It doesn't even mean that Windows breaks in easily fixable ways. It is not a reflection of the quality of the underlying technologies. Incompetent admins aren't likely to have a breadth of real experience. As such, they are likely to be working with something that was easy for them to get a job doing and especially something that had easily available paper credentials. There are more incompentent Windows admins than there are incompetent Linux admins. There are also more Windows users than Linux users at the moment.

  133. Office Product Activation=Security Risk by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 4, Informative
    I used to work in a classified secured area.

    Military and classified networks are walled fortresses with complete isolation from the internet world. They do not tolerate breaches of this nature that puts classified data at risk. If even a laptop enters from the outside world, it will not leave without a complete wipe of the hard drive, memory, and any other removable media. No exceptions.

    M$ Office Product Activation phones home over the Internet. That's a no-no in a classified secured area.

    Someone at M$ is going to get das boot.

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    1. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by Kredal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just curious, since the SIPRnet isn't attached to the internet at large, how exactly is MS software supposed to phone home. At best, it'll just get a time out when trying to connect to a specific IP address... at worst, it will connect to another computer on the SIPRnet, which won't know what to do with the incomming traffic, and will probably just ignore it.

      Really no chance of this being an issue.. and the software in question is meant to be used on the employee's personal home computer, not their machines at work.

      And honestly, I would hope that anyone with access to the secure side would know better than to install anything without commander's approval...

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    2. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by Keeper · · Score: 1

      ...unless the product is installed with a key obtained via one of their volume liscensing programs (product activation isn't required for those keys).

    3. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by praxis · · Score: 1

      There's always volume licensing. Or, as some people forget, over the phone activation.

    4. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by TitanBL · · Score: 1

      Why not just 'activate' the MS software via telephone?

    5. Re:Office Product Activation=Security Risk by geekoid · · Score: 1

      that issue, MS would give you a copy that didn't require calling.
      The real issue is the new features that allow a document history to be known.

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  134. Government employees by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 0

    This is a bit besides the point, but AFAIK military servants are not government employees per se.

  135. Clippy says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It looks like you're trying to launch a missile ..."
    "It looks like you're trying to launch a missile ..."
    "It looks like you're trying to launch a missile ..."

  136. Re:Dear Microsoft (and Bill Gates), by Sethus · · Score: 1

    Or better yet... The army has all those extra wasted copies laying around, feel free to send them to my address ^^ You ALSO know where I live!

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  137. Isn't this just another form of SPAM? by Phidoux · · Score: 1

    In an article by the Washington Post (E-Mail Giants Join in Court to Wage Spam War) Microsoft (With 3 others) plan to rid the world of SPAM but Microsoft sends free software to people hoping to increase their sales. Is this not also a form of SPAM?

  138. Microsoft Geeks Bearing Gifts by Adamis3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So Microsoft sends freebees to Government Employees? I used to work in hospitals. The drug companies used to come by all the time. Everyone got gifts. We got playing cards, pens, calculators, toys, etc. Guess who paid? Who else? The public,of course. The same poor slobs who have to pay Microsoft. That's why people have to go to Canada to get pills.

  139. Well, that's easy.... by raehl · · Score: 1

    All you ahve to do is invite someone's 6-year-old into the office and let her play around on the internet for a while to bring the whole thing down. It's true, I saw it on TV.

  140. Office Mac 2004 has some cool new features ... by thedbp · · Score: 2, Informative

    i'm definitely not an MS fan, and i try to use their software as little as possible. unfortunately VLC can't play all the WMF files I run across, so I have to use their player. I use AppleWorks or TextEdit for most of my home (very basic) word processing.

    But I have to say there's some great new features in Mac Office 2004. Word has what looks to be a really neat note taking mode, with full audio recording capabilities as well.

    Here's a link - although MS's WinTel products may be shite, the MBU does some really nice work.

    1. Re:Office Mac 2004 has some cool new features ... by Polymath+Crowbane · · Score: 1

      There are several very good note taking/notebook products available for the Mac. One that I use and enjoy trememendously is NoteTaker. It even includes a module to support Microsoft products. Audio note taking seems to be a standard feature for these products in the Mac world (check VersionTracker for a more complete selection. Keep in mind that, in the OSX world, services allows the level of integration MS is trying to provide as a base capability for just about any piece of software that wants to take advantage of it.

  141. Piracy by CycoChuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe this is how MS is arriving at the billions it claims it looses from pirates. They forget to write off the free copies that they tried to give to the military.

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  142. This is how it works by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Some of us in the software industry called this "bate and switch" in the 1980s and 1990s.

    You offer the software for free for a while then when they are good and addicted you discontinue the free version.

    BBSes would archive older versions of software just in case. There'd typicly be a time bomb in the last free version.
    Once you use Microsoft products your stuck in a complusry upgrade cycle. You can't use the older versions after so long.

    Here have some free software that won't be free 6 months from now when they become obsolete.

    But the good news is no time bomb. You could continue to use it... if your not working for the government I mean.

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    1. Re:This is how it works by JavaPriest · · Score: 1

      There's another mechanism at work as well. In the early 90's my company decided to use the Lotus Suite (Amipro, Lotus123, ...) as the standard office suite. However, since people used Microsoft programs at home (and at work - in those days you didn't have to be sysadmin yet to install programs) they wrote their documents in Word rather than Amipro, forcing others to use Word as well in order to read those documents. The company, faced with a de-facto standard that differed from the chosen one, switched to MSOffice as a standard some 3 years later.

      I can see the same potential "danger" here, although it appears that the US Army is using Microsoft products anyway since they paid for it.

  143. Uh... Not! by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really? No differences at all? Don't tell that to my international students who try to send documents from their versions to ours! Also, don't tell that to millions of Publisher users either. The newer versions have ALWAYS broken things in older projects.

    And true XML support is only available in the 'Professional' version. Gotta keep everyone onboard you know.

    Besides all of this, MS only has themselves to blame for fracturing the .DOC 'format'. Remember old versions of Works? What about the abortion that was Office 95? Hmmm. Don't want to discuss THAT do we?

    Five years. Please keep in mind that it is ONLY five years. Many of my teachers have documents far older than that. As long as MS insists on keeping their proprietary format secret the compatibility will only get worse.

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  144. What army.com Lives On by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=army.com is what to do to learn the answer to that question, and

    Apache/1.3.9 (Unix) Debian/GNU PHP/3.0.18 on Linux is the answer.

    So someone was probably in the distortion field you mentioned -- though the Army could have switched between then and now, and if it was switching from OS X, going to Linux wouldn't have been hard.

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    1. Re:What army.com Lives On by trg83 · · Score: 1

      Gee, talk about the blind leading the blind. Did you even look at the site in question? www.army.mil is the U.S. Army's web site.

      The real site returns " The site www.army.mil is running 4D_WebSTAR_S/5.3.0 (MacOS X) on MacOSX."

    2. Re:What army.com Lives On by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1
      Did you even look at the site in question?
      No, I guess I didn't look at the site in question (which was, nevertheless, army.com). So substitute "the maintainers of army.com" for "Army" in my post, and then bitch at the parent of my other post.
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  145. Alas, but this is not the case... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    Schools do get major discounts - the bigger the district/college, the better. MS isn't stupid; they know how important it is to get their software to young minds as soon as possible.

    I had a real fight on my hands moving us to Open/StarOffice here. In a strange way, it was fortunate that each copy of MS Office was fairly expensive for us (being a small girls school).

    But even MS will have a hard time competing with 'free'. OpenOffice.org was an excellent choice for our boarding students as it let us standardize our document formats school-wide without regard to international/language considerations or version issues.

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  146. Why can't OpenOffice.org do this? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    What is the approximate worth of a copy of OpenOffice.org?

    Right, it's FREE!

    So, couldn't a bunch of OOo cd's just be distributed to our gov't with no hint of impropriety?

    That could certainly make an impression!

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  147. The new feature is INcompatibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Right now, MS Word documents can be read by other word processors, including the Linux ones. The new MS Office will make any document created, opened and saved in it require the new Office to open it.It will no longer be readable by any other processor.

    With the great inroads open source software is making into Microsoft's market and profit (85% of their profit comes from Windows and Office), why else do you think they would push the latest Office so much and not mention features at all?

    The biggest new feature is one they don't want to talk about, incompatibility.

    My desktop is being converted to Linux and other open source software, especially as Macromedia announced this week that they will be making their products fully compatible with Wine under Linux,beginning with Flash.

    Bye bye Bill. The harder you squeeze, the more of us slip past your heavy hand.

  148. OMFG... What about OpenCD? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    I JUST posted the same idea on an earlier post. Great idea, but who would fund it? Sun?

    I think it would almost have to be a non-profit organization to further distance any hint of ethics issues. In fact, the Open CD project would be a killer way to do this if a sponsor could be found:

    www.theopencd.org

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  149. Until GNUWin is updated... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    There is always Open CD:

    www.theopencd.org

    This has some of the most updated versions of open source software including OOo 1.1. I've also found that it's installers are far superior to that of GNUwin's. In addition, GNUwin throws in a lot of software that normal people wouldn't know what to do with. Open CD tries to only include programs that are both user accessible and useful.

    Give it a try!

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  150. Not too much money though... by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Informative

    Believe it or not schools get quite a break on pricing - particularly if you are part of a large district.

    On the other hand, our school went to StarOffice three years ago. Cost? $79. For the entire school. Every computer. And OpenOffice.org for the boarders. Under the new StarOffice 7 licensing terms I can even give THEM a copy if I wanted.

    We were one of the first schools to move to Open/StarOffice however and not too many more have yet. Why? MS Office is 'cheap'!

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  151. Re: World processors by CPlusPlusOwnsYou · · Score: 0

    Why pay for a word processor when there are great programs like notepad.exe and write.exe

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  152. It ISN'T expensive in the stores! LOOK! by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    Go to Staples and ask for the ACADEMIC version. If you're a parent of a student, a student, a teacher, or a school administrator you can get the full Office suite for something like $150.

    The thing is, you don't have to prove it! It would be illegal to purchase this without having a tie to academia, but many people buy it this way anyway. You think MS doesn't know this?!

    The regular versions costing three times as much are reserved for businesses who must pay this extortion to be legal. Since 'activation' became standard, it became harder for people to pirate Office - MS offers them a way to be semi-legal now whilst still reaping a major profit.

    One further note that is important here. There is no retail Academic version of XP Professional. If you attend a school that uses an NT/2000-based domain, you will need XP Pro to connect to it. So... Do the math. XP Pro is an extra $150 over home (upgrade version). Is MS really losing much in offering Office Academic? Nope.

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  153. Maybe that's the problem... by Amata · · Score: 1

    We just got E-Pubs and with it pages of documentation on how to burn a CD using WinXP.

    Most people I know don't want pages of documentation. They want to know what they need to know to get the job done, no less, no more. If I am asked a tech question by a non-tech inclined person, I answer the question. Any time I have volunteered data I am greeted by anything from blank stare to having confused the person so much that it screwed up the answer to the question in their head. If they need to know more, they can ask me. I am quite readily available (and my work number is stuck to every single monitor in the company)

    1. Re:Maybe that's the problem... by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      Pages of documentation equals step by step instructions with pictures.

  154. Why its a big deal by Amata · · Score: 1

    So Im not sure why its a big deal if MS is sending free CDs to the army, I imagine that they have a similar licensing arrangement as we (navy) do.

    The issue is that the discs are being sent to individuals. This is seen as accepting a gift from a corporate entity, and is bad ethics for memebers of the military.

    1. Re:Why its a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read the older post about Army aquiring licenses from Microsoft, but wasnt sure if they got the Select license. If it is though, every Army employee is entitled to MS software (At least license wise). So I wouldnt see it as a gift more than I see it as 'product fulfillment'.

      But then again if it wasnt a select license then I can see the problem.

  155. Re:Oh yes... it's worse than that (Completely OT) by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that the US's complete lack of regulation on pharmaceutical advertising is a major factor that contributes to the high cost of drugs in America.

    All that swag and all those TV commericals and magazine ads do increase sales, but generally not enough to make the advertising pay for itself. So you, the consumer and patient, get to pay for all your doctor's refridgerator magnets, all those "free" samples, and all those TV ads that try to mindfuck you into thinking that you need Paxil because you find stressful situations to be stressful and Depakote because the first day of spring makes you happy.

  156. it would seem to me by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the first time somebdy screws up Word security setting, and The complete histoory of a document gets sent to the wrong person, MS will be scrutinize very publicly, espcially if it embarasses the white house of the JCoS.

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  157. Resistance is futile by cpghost · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft warns the Army to back off:

    Surrender all your computers to us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

    Or else... our spyware will autodetect DoD users and subsequently refuse to start. All your computers are belong to us.

    Bill Gates of Borg.

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  158. but but but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, is d'm duh disks.... duh one's we wus use'n for shoot'n practice. I'm so sorry ms Bill.

  159. This is stupid by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
    'Your offer of free software places our employees and soldiers in jeopardy of unknowingly committing a violation of the ethics rules and regulations to which they have taken an oath to uphold.'

    Yes, and at the risk of being modded into oblivion, so?

    So what if Microsoft sends them free copies of software? Microsoft is more than welcome to send free copies of their software to my company.

    The difference being that our IT department has a clear policy about what applications can and cannot be installed on the computer network.

    If the Army has an issue with Microsoft then they've actually got a problem with people installing unauthorised software.

    Sort that out and Microsoft can bomb them with as many free copies as they want as it won't make any difference.

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    1. Re:This is stupid by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably there are even more worried that these employees receive the free copy, recognize that they cannot install it on the computer at work, and take it home.

      When companies send bottles of wine or packages of delicatessen, they also don't expect the goods to be consumed at the workplace.

  160. Why did they even bother? by Simulant · · Score: 1

    The Army is already running Microsft OS & apps EVERYWHERE as far as I can tell (I work for them). And I keep hearing that it's part of the licensing agreement (in USAREUR anyway) that users can install office on their home machines for free. Even if that isn't true many people think it is and do so freely.

    This happens even though the Army still clings to the achaic idea that the physical CD the license and tries to keep them locked them up. ...Yet they manage to get their product keys published on the internet: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13633

    Who ever it was who said "Since it is so hard to fire a govie, the govt. is bloated with people who haven't meaningfully increased their techincal skillset since they graduated from college in the 70s." is right on the money.

  161. All your bases belongs to us- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a good overview of what's going on in IT world check out:

    bravegnuworld.org

    Have fun ;-)

  162. Features? Re:Yep, it's happening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one buys a feature. Only engineers.

  163. Oh the Irony! by mydoghasworms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fighting Free software with free software.

    (Okay, I know they are two different types of free; hence the capitalization).

  164. It IS expensive in the stores! LOOK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say it isn't expensive, and then proceed to give prices in the $150 range, proving that it IS expensive.

    If $150 isn't expensive, you have too much money.

    1. Re:It IS expensive in the stores! LOOK! by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I guess value is relative. I was speaking to the fact that regular office is close to $499 whilst the academic version is far less than that.

      Of course it pales next to StarOffice at $79 (or even OOo which is free), but I was speaking of MS to MS comparisons.

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  165. They bothered because it makes sense by Da+VinMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the reason is that Office 2003 contains some very streamlined hooks into all Microsoft's new server products. Upgrading the Army to new versions of Office, even at an illicit grass-roots level, would bootstrap Microsoft's efforts to sell all the new server products. This includes Sharepoint Server, Content Management Server, Windows Server 2003 itself (of course), and Exchange Server 2003 (of course, of course). And, of course, if you use those products you'll naturally consider other new server products they're offering. Of course...

    Consider this move of theirs with Office 2003 to be viral marketing at its best. Office itself still makes them a lot of money, but they know that they'll lose office desktop market share at some point if people can easily switch away from MS Office to other office products (which is getting easier all the time). So, if they make sure that there is tight integration between Office and their server products, you'll get locked in and won't (easily) be able to move off of Office, much less Windows.

    But, what Microsoft forgot about gov't agencies in general, is that grass-roots marketing is a no-no. Strict hierarchies do not appreciate circumvention, especially where budget impacts may occur because of it.

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    1. Re:They bothered because it makes sense by Simulant · · Score: 1

      Good point but I still wouldn't have bothered.

      It's not that hard of a sell.

      I would be very surprised if the Army didn't just upgrade all by themselves.

      The Army has thousands of microsoft certified, ex-military but now civilian system administrators who know NOTHING else. And you can't fire them.

  166. Ethically Challenged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's get this straight...

    For years now, Microsoft has been promoting the persecution of companies for using their software illegally through the BSA. Fines of almost $100,000 have been levied on small companies that demonstrated only an 8% illegal software base (search for the Ernie Ball guitar string company story of why they moved to Linux) and all without any direct legal action in the courts.

    Now Microsoft is now giving away 1,000's of copies of their software free/unsolicited to government agencies in direct violation of their established ethical standards of accepting free gifts. One has to wonder how often the Army has been surprised with a software audit to determine how many illegal copies of software they are running.

    Persecute and punish the little guy; bribe and placate the big guy. Microsoft is a corporate bully.

  167. Poor server administration by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

    If US Army relies on common knoledge of their stuff for administration of their servers, it may explain why they needed 77 days to defeat Milosevic.

    Problem with poorly managed Win servers is that everyone believe that administration of servers is "one click here, one click there". Try to administer any server that way (including Linux), and your machine will become a security hole.

    Server administration (Win, Lin or whatever) should be done by trained people.

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  168. +5 Insightful? How about -5 wrong? by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    A while back when I was an IT monkey, I seem to remember Office2000 would install Outlook even if you specified not to, in the custom install.

    Perhaps -5 Speculative would have been a somewhat more appropriate mod. Let's clarify...the suggestion above is incorrect. You can most certainly take Outlook out of the install. You can continue to use previous versions of Outlook, if you wish, while running Word/Excel/etc. 2000.

    Your humble servant, etc.

  169. Also happening in State gov't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is happening in State government also. In the State of Texas, no state employee can accept a gift over $50. Some agencies have even more strict rules. Microsoft recently send copies of Office to everyone in my agency. Our lawyer roamed the halls picking up copies and returning them.

  170. Free Sample by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Psst. Hey kid, cumere.

    What?

    Try a little of this, on me.

    What is it? Crack? Horse?

    No, Office 2003.

  171. I wouldn't accept it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but, if I had to declare a value for it, it would be the market price. I certainly wouldn't try to claim that it has a value of $0 simply because it was a gift.

  172. Who's going to stop them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill: "And what if we don't stop?"
    ARMY: "We will use any means necessary to ensure your cooperation on this matter."
    Bill: "Ha! You and what Army? Don't you know who I am?" ...

  173. The Air Force addressed this last month by TAiNiUM · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123007021

    Free software must be returned

    by Staff Sgt. C. Todd Lopez
    Air Force Print News

    2/20/2004 - WASHINGTON -- Air Force people who have received a promotional copy of a popular office productivity software suite, are instructed to return it to the sender.

    The Microsoft Corporation sent promotional copies of its popular "Office" software to a half million customers -- some in the Air Force. The commercial value of those software packages, more than $500 each, exceeds Joint Ethics Regulation limits for personal gifts, said John Gilligan, Air Force chief information officer.

    "Our ethical regulations govern the acceptance of gifts from those who do business with us," Mr. Gilligan said. "The value of those packages is well in excess of what Air Force members can accept, in particular since we are customers of Microsoft. In the public sector we are not allowed to accept that type of gift."

    Mr. Gilligan said Air Force members who received the promotional software are obligated to return it to Microsoft.

    People may return the software by re-sealing the packaging, marking it "refused delivery -- return to sender" and taking it to the post office. Mr. Gilligan said if the post office refuses to take the packages, they can be turned in to local communications squadrons.

    "Our installation communications squadrons will be collecting the packages and mailing them back as a group," Mr. Gilligan said.

    The policies regarding acceptance of gifts are in place to protect the Air Force from undue influence by organizations it does business with. Mr. Gilligan said the principal desktop productivity suite used in the Air Force comes from Microsoft. He also said the service is in negotiations with the company for additional product licenses.

    While it is unethical for employees of the public sector to accept gifts, Mr. Gilligan said the Air Force does not believe Microsoft had any ill intent.

    "This was simply a marketing campaign that Microsoft undertook where they failed to understand the impact of sending free sample software to government employees," Mr. Gilligan said. "I think it was just an oversight by not realizing the ethical restrictions we are under."

  174. MS Office Schema is *not* free ... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Read you own link more closely. It's a "look, but don't touch" license. The Office 2003 XML Reference Schemas are most definitely *not* available free if you wish to actually use them, for example in writing your own tools:
    There is a separate patent license available to parties interested in implementing software programs that can read and write files that conform to the Specification. (See Office 2003 XML Reference Schemas Licensing Legal Notice)
    The actual license for writing a program has different conditions. What this effectively does is ensure that no one or group can make tools to use or interoperate with MS Office 2003 the way Samba has done so well.
    You are not licensed to sublicense or transfer your rights.
    So you could write a program to read/write MS Office 2003, but not transfer the rights. Nor could you transfer the source code.

    In case the point was not obvious enough, the schemas are packed into an .EXE which can only be used on a MS-Windows encumbered computer. As average people are figuring out that Linux and OS X beats MS-Windows for security (among other things, immune to 99% of viruses and worms), price and ease of use these are now decreasing.

    To top it off, MS-Office 2003 locks you not only into their DRM, but also into one of either MS-Passport or MS-Server 2003. That not only introduces single point of failure twice (network and authentication), but also has economic, privacy and long term preservation and access ramifications.

    I think you may be confusing the schema with the OASIS project which creates an XML schema for productivity software. Although, it is called Open Office XML Format, it is free (both free as in liberty and as in cost) to any and all who wish to use it. Less headache with the OASIS.

    Of the OASIS members, M$ is the only one adopting a "wait and see" aproach to the OO.o schema. Everyone else is moving forward.

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  175. Next time... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    "Based on an overall response we receive from governments," Hodson said, "we may look at doing things differently the next time." Maybe next time, all ppl receiving the software will be asked to fill a survey where they "opt in" automatically to receive the software. That will put the blame squarely on the individual receiving the software and off M$.

  176. Re: When the lead is flying by lysium · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a world where you may have to replace your team of trained administrators because they just got killed, and you need them replaced immediately or more people will die.

    If back-office systems administrators are being killed in a hypothetical attack, then there are bigger problems to worry about than getting email running again. Could you have chosen a little less hysterical of an example to support your point? "Servicemen will DIE if they use Linux!" sounds vaguely trollish.

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  177. He's certainly smarter than you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After all, he made it to the Whitehouse, he's filthy rich, and he wields great influence over many powerful people... all of which you're NOT!!!

  178. marketing pwnz j00? by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    You sound so much like a marketing guy it's hilarious... so confident in your ability to brainwash physicians into being your corporate puppets? Drug companies are the ones fooling themselves... I chuckle every time I think about how little their billions actually buy. Ask yourself why they pushed so long for direct-to-consumer advertising, and why it's increasing so dramatically.

    Drug companies produce all kinds of little items that I use daily in my practice... but those have no bearing on what or how I prescribe. How can I be so sure? Easy... because I can tell you exactly what does influence my drug choices. I don't pick random drugs out of a hat where some subliminal advertising might tip the scales. I know why I prescribe every single drug I write. I have to know, because I have to be able to explain it whenever somebody asks (patient, private doctor, family member, administrator, attorney, etc), and believe me, they ask... frequently. Look, I don't mean to sound patronizing, but I don't think you really understand how doctors choose drugs:

    Note that this list isn't exhaustive, and these are not necessarily in order:

    1. Patient choice -"that drug doesn't work for me." Fair enough... everyone is genetically different... maybe they have a mutant receptor.

    2. Patient allergies. I refuse to set myself up for a lawsuit, thanks.

    3. Cost. My goal is compliance... otherwise, I'll end up seeing them back even sicker than before. If they can't afford it, they won't fill it, and I always start with generics.

    4. Availability. No point in prescribing something that's not on formulary, or that local pharmacies don't carry. Incidently, I sit on my hospital's pharmacy committee, so I know how drugs get chosen... we always go with good&cheap whenever possible.

    5. Efficacy. If, in my clinical experience, something just doesn't work (or doesn't work in my area due to local resistance patterns), I won't use it.

    6. Safety. If they're at high risk for side effects, cross-reaction, or interaction with existing drugs, cautious prescribing is in order.

    7. Convenience. If I can dose a medication 1x/day rather than four or five times, it greatly increases compliance... if it ensures compliance, a new/convenient/expensive medication is actually superior to a cheap/pain-in-the-ass one.

    8. Peer-reviewed medical literature. Publications from the american college of my specialty, the Medical Letter, etc regarding DOC (drug of choice) for certain conditions.

    9. Other patient factors (things like race, sex, pregnancy status).

    There are too many clinically-important considerations that affect my prescribing... the fact that someone gave me a pen is utterly meaningless (I actually only use a specific type of pen... so I end up giving drug pens away... kids love 'em). Now free samples of drugs? I'll take those every day. Those are a great service, because I have plenty of patients who are too poor to afford even generic medications, and wouldn't get medication at all if it wasn't for samples.

    The truth is that the drug companies largely waste their physician advertising dollars (which includes money to provide samples, BTW). But, they're free to spend what they want... it's their money.

    The next time you try to indict an entire profession as corporate whores, make sure you really know how the system works. You're free to assume all doctors are relentlessly corrupt if you want... that's fine. For my own part, I prescribe what's in the best interests of the patient, nothing more, nothing less.

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    1. Re:marketing pwnz j00? by Deven · · Score: 1

      You sound so much like a marketing guy it's hilarious... so confident in your ability to brainwash physicians into being your corporate puppets?

      I'm a computer programmer, not a marketing guy. I hate marketing. But I'm not blind. I can see how pervasive it is. I spent a year and a half working in a physician's office (programming software for physicians), and I saw the barrage of pharmaceutical logos on virtually every item in the office.

      Drug companies are the ones fooling themselves... I chuckle every time I think about how little their billions actually buy.

      Sure, keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, the drug companies are laughing themselves all the way to the bank. They may be sleazy, but they're not stupid. You can be sure they've measured the impact of their billions of dollars of investment and found it beneficial. You're a fool if you think you're immune. Nobody is immune, even if some are more susceptible than others.

      Ask yourself why they pushed so long for direct-to-consumer advertising, and why it's increasing so dramatically.

      I have no doubt that consumers are 100 times more gullible than doctors, so of course they'll prefer to convince the consumer. That doesn't mean that doctors are magically immune to marketing influences. Doctors have this bad habit of thinking of themselves as godlike. They're wrong. Doctors are human too, and they make mistakes and their subconscious attitudes are affected by marketing, whether or not they believe it.

      Unlike consumers, at least doctors are likely to consciously avoid letting marketing bias their decisions, which helps -- but that doesn't mean they're completely successful at it. If they were, those billions of dollars wouldn't net any return, and the drug companies would have quit long ago.

      Look, I don't mean to sound patronizing, but I don't think you really understand how doctors choose drugs: [...]

      Yes, that's all well and good, but what if there's more than one option? In my experience, doctors often can come up with several different drugs that are viable choices, meeting all the factors you listed. At that point, the subliminal factor of marketing may indeed come into play, and you might not even realize it. As long as there's a plausible rationale for prescribing the drug, the marketing may influence you toward prescribing it.

      Also, I seem to recall reading about studies that actually tested this, to see if the lack of bias doctors invariably perceive in themselves is true or an illusion. I seem to recall that such studies found objective evidence that strongly suggested that bias was introduced by the marketing, which is what you'd expect from the fact that drug companies keep spending billions on this. I'm sorry, but I don't have any references handy for such studies; if I knew where to find one, I'd point you at it.

      Now free samples of drugs? I'll take those every day. Those are a great service, because I have plenty of patients who are too poor to afford even generic medications, and wouldn't get medication at all if it wasn't for samples.

      This is a real issue, and it's a tough one. On the one hand, many patients truly would be out of luck without the free samples, because they can't afford the medication. At the same time, giving away the free samples gives you experience with the drug, and will make you more likely to prescribe the drug in the future to a patient who can afford to pay, rather than perhaps experiment with a drug that you haven't had patients use before. Or it can get you into the habit of using that drug even if you have experience with alternatives.

      Free samples are valuable, yet insidious. And they are probably the single most effective marketing tool the drug companies have at their disposal, yet they're hard to refuse because you know some patients will suffer hardships if you don't have free samples available to give them.

      The right solution to this is

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  179. What do you mean "can't help"???? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > The ARMY can't help with the AOL cd's

    With all the guns and tanks and helicopters and artillery and many many more grunts than are needed to take over AOL headquarters and turn it into a large smoking crater, why the hell not?

  180. Air Force FAIP here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah, I may have graduated at the bottom of my T-38 class, but at least I graduated. Scary to think that I'm the one who'll be instructing the new guys in the Tweet, hehe, but I am a good pilot, just not the cream of the crop... I thought I was a great pilot until I met some guys who outclassed me in the most humbling way, and I'm very proud to serve with them and see them go on to the 15's and 16's. Every one of my classmates was definitely tech-savvy, not necessarily computer-software-tech-savvy, but certainly science, technology and math nerds. Most had only heard of Linux, and were typical Windows users until I showed them first-hand what Linux is all about and what it can do. Pilots in general are control freaks. Every one of my classmates I exposed to Linux has fallen in love with it and has awakened to just how crap Windows really is and how much power and control Linux gives you.

  181. Of course Mac is open... by JMZero · · Score: 1

    That's why you can buy Mac hardware produced by any vendor you want. Well, as long as the vendor is Apple.

    It's kind of like me complaining that Dell makes "closed hardware" because I can't replace dead power supplies in some models with standard ATX replacements

    Actually, that's a legitimate complaint. It would be somewhat more troubling, though, if you couldn't replace that Dell with a machine from a completely unrelated vendor. For whatever their problems, x86 is really about the only open platform right now (ie. one where all the components are available from more than one vendor).

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  182. Easy... by phorm · · Score: 1

    what the hell is in ms office that the previous version didn't have that's of huge value?

    The ability to open office files from all the other suckers that bought a copy of it? It may sound like a trollish answer, but really the only reason I know people to upgrade office in most situations is because their old version suddenly can't open files made by their co-workers, clients, etc.

    Probably a good reason to spread the word about the joys of OO, though DRM'ed documents may eventually kill MS-Office compatability.

  183. May be a bad thing by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    In all the Microsoft bashing, we might want to realize that this could be a bad thing. Especially if it's more broadly applied. It could be applied against ANY "for review" software provided for free. For example, any of us who attends trade shows will get review software. If this is applied here, we could be forbidden from taking this software. Or downloading "for review" software from "Oracle Technical Network", Sun, Java (remember it's offered on CD by subscription for $), or even Open Source Software that's offered Commercially like RedHat Linux. For us developers, it could make it very hard for us to evaluate new software. At least without having to spend large amounts of money (often our own) to purchase the software.

  184. I agree by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    with almost everything you said, with the exception of the "free" samples... those samples are the only way some of my patients can get medications. Even if it's a sample of something we don't use much, we typically donate it to a missionary group that goes to central america a couple of times a year.

    I could care less what type of magnets, pens, post-it notes, or neckties (yes, they have drug neckties) a drug rep gives me... I won't prescribe their drug unless there is a good clinical reason.

    Much of the advertising is to let physicians know what new drugs are out there... not necessarily to get you to prescribe it (though that's often part of the pitch... "it's new and better for reason X"). If it's a field as crowded as PPIs for instance (proton pump inhibitors, like prilosec), they'd better have some damned compelling data to get me to prescribe it over a cheaper alternative like an H2 blocker (and no, I don't take company-sponsored studies at face value).

    I know it seems like a waste, and some of it is... but you really have little to fear from those drug company billions spent on advertising ... doctors largely ignore it.

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  185. We are. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Back when I worked in the five-sided building of legend, I got chided for brining back a gymbag of gimmes from a trade show.

    There was another time when an extremely large company had a special trade show where the company actually paid to put up all the attendees in a hotel - except those of us with the misfortune to be civil servants. We got to stay at Motel 6 down the block.

  186. Happening in large corporations as well... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    ...and the folks in IT support are mad as hell.

    My employer is a large organisation with literally tens of thousands of systems to support in locations around the globe. Great effort is spent on maintaining a largely Microsoft-based infrastructure--keeping the countless worms and viruses at bay, keeping our information secure, making sure the AS/400s can talk to everything else and making sure all our applications functions properly. Standardisation is MANDATORY to allow our IT people to do their already admirable job.

    Besides the important fact that Microsoft's offer probably violates OUR corporate ethics policy, it also circumvents our IT management policies. These free copies of the latest office (which wouldn't be approved software for a couple of years with our processes) are a potential support nightmare--the possibilities of incompatible file formats, new security concerns and pressure to support the server-dependent features are intolerable.

    Therefore unfortunately for Microsoft, its free offer of the new "office system" is not likely to gain traction with large corporate customers (at least those that are sensibly manged or conservative in nature). Besides the post-Enron focus on more effective enforcement of ethical guidelines blocking such "gifts", the IT department will not only not support "unauthorised/unevaluated" software, upon its discovery the user will be instructed to REMOVE it immidiately on threat of suspension of network access.

    This offer will allow MS to infiltrate some organisations of course (probably those large enough to afford licensing costs but small enough that an upper-management "PHB"-type easily distracted by shiney new toys can steeer corporate IT policy). However, MS wants to grab a piece of the REAL "big iron" enterprise--large corporations and public institutions with thousans of seats. This is where Linux has had the most success as well. This "gift" is a boneheaded strategy in that market and will do NOTHING to improve an already dimming view of Microsoft in that space.

  187. Just FYI by elitebrad · · Score: 0

    An Office 2000/XP document running in Office 97 is not backwards compatability. That would be an Office 97 document running in Office 2000/XP. Which I'm fairly sure works fine.

  188. Hey I go to SFU! by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

    you insensitive clod!

    I'm in the Eng department too -- the ENGlish department.

    Seriously though, what's so bad about SFU Engineering?

  189. It works by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    Actually, we just tried this the other day before our Office 03 deployment. We created a Word document with some basic text formatting and a table, and opened it on a Win98 machine with Office 07. It worked fine. All formatting and the table retained. Go figure.

  190. military training by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    M$ products are used because it is easier to sit a guy down who has used Windows at home for 3 months (length of USAF network admin school) and learn Windows NT/2000/2003. Sitting a guy who thinks they are elite because they are script kiddies and know ot burn a CD at a Linux machine to be trained as an administrator is difficult at best. Linux requires some knowledge to be an administrator. Windows has nice GUI buttons that tell you how to do everything. Face it, Microsoft products are easier to train people on in a short period of time. Yes, there are bright people out there, but the military needs training programs that work for *everybody*, not juct the technical-saavy.

  191. Office features by pfleming · · Score: 1

    Apparently there is a feature that causes your co-workers to go berzerk and pour gallons of water over you and your phenomenal report compiled with a tremendous amount of data while you are standing next to plugged in office equipment.

  192. try the AOL approach by pensivemusic · · Score: 1

    really, to get the message out, MS should just mass snail mail free CDs or DVDs to everyone like AOL does. siince they would be free, the Armys complaints would be without merit.

    then they can let people try and see if the product is that good or if the old version people have or the OpenOffice suite LINUX software will do just as well.

    i have always felt MS could make a much better product and differentiate themselves by having the Office stuff solve real world problems...
    such as i want to send and receive EDI/XML things like invoices and payments from inside my QuickenBooks.

    i do not want to continually buy another version of what i already have, security holes and intentional mistakes and all.

  193. NASA too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS is ending those CDs to NASA too. It violates our ethics code to accept free gifts from vendors worth more than ~$20 (this loophole lets us accept pens and mousepads). We've been warned to report any CDs that arrive in the mail from microsoft to our ethics office.

    Funny thing is that the center buys licences for office to cover all of the employees, but now that microsoft has violated the ethics rule thier existing contracts now have to be reviewed! Those CDs were a truely idiotic idea.

  194. Re: sole supplier by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yes, but this didn't stop people from buying systems from Sun or Sparc in the past, or "big iron" from companies like IBM.

    Only difference is, in this case, you're talking about machines that inter-operate well with the competition's offerings (Windows networking), and which have individual prices well below the above-mentioned computer products.

    I agree that with only Apple building a computer than runs OS X, you might not have the bargaining "leverage" you'd get with a PC clone purchase. But Apple is in the business of selling computers. They're not likely to jack up prices considerably over what they charge today, per system. If people find them a good value at the current retail price, then surely, you can do at least a little better than that buying mass quantities of them.

    If they were to go out of business (worst case scenario of the "sole supplier" issue), do you really think OS X would simply dry up and die? It might, but I'd bet against that. Even with 5% market share or so, Apple has many millions of users (many fanatically devoted to the platform). Do you think they'll all just shrug their shoulders, dump their Macs, and go back to Intel/Windows systems, if Apple folds? I forsee others starting production of Mac clones A.S.A.P. if Apple goes under.

  195. Damnit!!! by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't they have sent it to me _before_ I downloaded it?

    You wasted 4 minutes of my time. I want my 4 minutes back.
    Aww, I'd probably just waste them anyway...

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  196. It's all over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that imcompatibility problem is old.
    you see my mom works on a central bank, and a cople a weeks ago she asked me to se if i could convert a file into excel, when i opened it the format was like:
    RichTextFormat(ComaSeparatedValues)

    weird...

  197. shaking my head by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Buy, hey. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink." No matter what I point out to you, I can't make you see the obvious. You have to choose for yourself. Keep your blinders on if that makes you happier. It's not my problem

    Well said... very well said indeed, and absolutely applicable to you.

    I've offered you an insider's perspective based on my lifetime professional experience and expertise as a prescriber... you, however, have elected to weight your few months programming software in a doctor's office more heavily. Do you realize you've built an ironclad, erroneous opinion based on little more than suspicion, superficial knowledge, condescension, and a cup full of drug-company pens on your computer desk?

    My young man, I wish you the best, but you're barking up the wrong tree.

    Believe what you will.

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.