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  1. Is that the same Unicorn from Legend? on What's New in Blade Runner - The Final Cut? · · Score: 1

    I mean that's what Ridley Scott did immediately after Blade Runner, right? The Tom Cruise fantasy "Legend" had unicorns running slow motion through a forest.... is there a connection?

  2. Gateway OLPC on OLPC Experiments With Cow-Powered Laptops · · Score: 1

    Its a match made in heaven!

  3. 5 biggest sans? on World's Five Biggest SANs · · Score: 1
  4. Looks like a giant turkey... on Velociraptor Had Feathers · · Score: 1

    That kid in Jurassic Park was right....

  5. The real safety concern is off-radar... on Boeing Dreamliner Safety Concerns Are Specious · · Score: 2, Funny

    As we know from Battlestar Galactica, making the hull from composites will make it invisible to Radar..

    thus air traffic control will be unable to find them and guide traffic around them.

  6. Lightsabre dueling on The Wiimote As Yoda Intended - A Lightsaber · · Score: 4, Funny

    The logistics of lightsabers always intrigued me... some possibilities:

    - How fast can they turn off and back on? By timing it right you could bypass a parry but turning it off...

    - Lightsabre trap... to stop others from using it, make it look like the other end is the business end.

    - While most other forms seem silly (especially the two-ended staff), putting it on a long pole would be of definite advantage in some situations. But why stop there? Can you imagine a pair of light-sabre nunchuku? HOw about a garden rake with one stuck on the end? Or why not a boomerang with twin-sabre action that turns them on a few seconds after it leaves your hand, then back off when it returns... the possibilities are endless..

  7. Real World Interface? Good Idea! on Standards For Interconnecting Virtual Worlds · · Score: 2, Funny

    We need to get a client-plug in for that.

    What I envision is something like this: We have several offices at various places in the world with low-cost labor and good wifi coverage. When you (in Second Life) enter a portal for "Real World(tm)", you pick one of these offices. At this point a hired "avatar" dons a pair of wifi goggles that lets you see what he sees, and gets commands from you to move about in this "Real World", and does so (they will require some minimal training). The offices should be positioned with a number of real world activities nearby such as playgrounds, beaches, bars, etc. You can either type commands that your hired avatar will attempt to say, or use voice chat to have you speak directly to other "Real World" people.

    Should your avatar become incapactitated, it will be necessary to get some friends to do a "corpse run" to get the goggles back so you can venture forth again...

    awesome!!

  8. cross-mmo accounts? on Standards For Interconnecting Virtual Worlds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So it goes like this... you pay some premium fee and in effect it signs you up for every MMO out there and pays those fees (from your massive fee), creates a character with that name and as close to appearance as possible on each one of those worlds (reserving names would be problematic), and from the outside framework have portals to each that you enter and play each in windowed mode. And if really ambitious, have some way of coding objects to resemble gear from each one for when you step out of them. Something like that, yes? and then, to top it off, create an exchange rate between wow gold, uo gold, eq gold, linden lucre, tabula rasa credits, dereth pyreal etc etc etc...

  9. Re:Fooled again. on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 1

    I didn't know snakes lived up in the arctic.... I know they had oil, but not snakes...

  10. Why bother being instantaneous? on A Telescope as Big as the Earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, what they observed already happened long ago. We're just observing it now, and that's fine, but theoretically they could just each independantly observe, timedcode, and then sync it all up later.

    Its not like it was a live event where you had to have it just then.

  11. ATT / Iphone impact... on NID Admits ATT/Verizon Help With Wiretaps · · Score: 0, Redundant

    now I'm afraid to put subversive music on the damn thing.... oh geez, I had some Cat Stevens, that's like a red flag...

  12. Re:irrelevant... on Paramount to Drop Blu-Ray for HD-DVD · · Score: 1

    I do watch it on my home theater system, from my PC in the other room, via xbox 360 and media center.

    Even if you're opposed to using anything microsoft to do this, I'm sure there are plenty of other ways to accomplish this...

  13. irrelevant... on Paramount to Drop Blu-Ray for HD-DVD · · Score: 1

    I mean, the disc, any format, is obsolete, and this just helps push downloading as the primary format. HD-DVDs are cheaper to manufacture? Downloads have no manufacturing cost.

    Everything else aside, I realized I don't buy DVDs to watch them again. How many times can you watch one thing? I buy stuff when I like it enough that I want to hand to other people I think should watch it. And on occasion to kind of show support for something like a show that was cancelled.. but that's not that common. 99% of the time they just sit there, taking up space.

  14. The missing C on German Physicists Claim Speed of Light Broken · · Score: 5, Funny

    As you aptly noted, I omitted the "C", which represents the Speed of Light, which was likewise absent in this case.

    Thus, what appeared to be a simple gaff to the untrained eye is actually a sophisticated reference en passant.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

  15. and the penalty for breaking this law? on German Physicists Claim Speed of Light Broken · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to walk the plank.

  16. hard to justify on A Three-Way AMD Opteron Server · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean how to convince the wife that we need a three-way?

  17. You go, Gou! on The Forbidden City of Terry Gou · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that Rupert Murdoch owns the WSJ, I would have expected headlines more in line with, say, the New York post.... you know, like....

    Don't have a Gou, man!

    Holy Gou!

    Gouabunga!

    Pass Gou, collect $200 (billion)

    Is that to Gou?

  18. full of patches and security vulnerabilities, no? on New Microscope Watches Cells in 3D · · Score: 1

    lol I bet it doesn't work and everyone uses it uninstalls it and bunch of unsecured applications that are mess of...

    oh, microSCOPE.

    never mind.

  19. iPhone teflon on iPhone Bill a Whopping 52 Pages Long · · Score: 1

    Contrary to earlier belief, it is apparently possible to bash the iPhone online without becoming a net pariah, providing you make it clear that whatever flaw you are bashing is 100% AT&T's fault.

  20. Inevitable conclusion... on Chinese Pirates Copy iPhone, Make Improvements · · Score: 4, Funny

    They will eventually just clone Steve Jobs. I mean its an essential part of the i-brand experience, no?

    Oh, sure the first versions will be of low quality - arrogant, angry, prone to bouts of outrage, hubris, violence.... posing a danger to all those around him..... but in time they will improve and eventually make a better Steve Jobs than the original.

  21. err that was supposed to be Hydrogen > Electric on NASA Tests Hydrogen-Fueled BMW · · Score: 1

    it at my greater than, and didn't preview the title.

  22. Hydrogen Electric? on NASA Tests Hydrogen-Fueled BMW · · Score: 1

    because the responsible oil companies will still control their fuel.

    at least that was an argument made in the Who Killed the Electric car movie, more or less. They also implied the thing was like 40 years away from being available. Since I gather it will be disected on here anyway, just wondered how thin it would be sliced, as it were.

  23. /. Comment modding Swapping ring forming now on Vote Swapping Ruled Legal · · Score: 1

    Well, I mean, its now legal right? So all we gotta do is arrange to swap comment mods around and sit back and bask in the glory...

  24. bluff, bluff, bluff the computer... on Humans Can Still Out-Bluff Machines · · Score: 1

    (singing) bluff, bluff, bluff the computer...

    I think the whole article is a bluff. We're saying that we can beat them. We're hoping they believe that and don't call our bluff.

  25. why Gran Canaria over Tenerife? on World's Largest Telescope Up and Running · · Score: 1

    Wonder why they used Gran Canaria over Tenerife right next door, which has a peak almost twice the height as the highest on Gran Canaria, with Pico Teide being comparable to Mauna Kea... I mean I guess logistically building it might have been easier as it wasn't as steep, but I thought part of the point was to avoid as much atmosphere as possible...