User: fail_miserably()

contents of Hula.c

On: Novell Releasing Hula and 200,000+ Lines of Code

for (1 .. 200_000) {
print "This should fool those OSS suckerz.\n";
}

Re:battlefield

On: The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV

Do we really want to turn our bodies into a battlefield for germ warfare?

Furthermore, what happens to these veterans(HIV) when the war is over? Do they get a parade or special lodging within our colons? Or will the govt. lie to them about further imminent threats and use all of their social security to send them out as a pre-emptive strike against a lesser power(the common cold)? What about post-traumatic cell disorder? TOO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!

Re:two obvious problems with this idea

On: MS Employee Calls for No More Passwords

2) if most people's passphrases are made of dictionary words take from their active vocabularies, dictionary attacks are still very possible. If we figure a typical vocabulary of 25000 words and a six-word phase, hmmm, some quick math indicates we're in the range of a 14-character random alphanumeric+punctunation password -- not too bad.

I think the obvious solution to that problem is to burn all dictionaries.

Re:Never going to happen

On: Fans Attempting to Pay for Enterprise

Going to pay for it? I thought the fans were already paying for...so wait, now there's money involved??

Sounds suspicious...

On: Underwater Robots for Everyone

Me, Robot?

WiFi

On: Japan Considers Taxing of WiFi

In taxing WLan, the government can develop ways to make it more secure...in Japan.

Caveat:

On: Using Plants as Speakers

Listening to violent rap music or anything called 'music' by MTV will cause the plant to lash our violently...in Japan

I'm sensing

On: Microsoft Expands Access to Windows Source Code

...some kind of Pandora's Box effect will occur and all Hope will be lost in the IT world

To: Andi Gutmans From: 419ers CC: Richard Stallman

On: PHP Not Moving To The GPL

PHP will be assimilated, less you want to risk the chance of retiring from the IT industry earlier than expected. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

In the immortal words of Eddie Izzard

On: 419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats?

penis enlargers, viagra, or DEATH!! or something like that ;)

How they develop? That's easy...

On: How Microsoft Develops Its Software

first they make diagrams using fisher price blocks, then they write their first prototype on an etch-a-sketch. If that etch-a-sketch sand holds firm under 'rigorous' testing standards, it's ported to windows under VB and released for the masses!

Clearly, this is all thanks to...

On: Mutation Creates SuperKid

No-carb Borden's milk

And a 3 connection was made

On: Microsoft Eyeing AOL?

the automatons of Bill stare into the eyeless face of the Aol-Man, and "Wind Beneath my Wings" begins to play in the background...

Re:never seen a virus in my entire life

On: Virus Creators Sharing More Code

prepare to be exposed!
CAVEAT:

frequent exposure to this virus can not only cause your computer harm, but your eyesight and mental capacities as well

HERE! If you want to learn more about the network where this virus propagates give me your mailing address and I'll send you a trial disk with 900 free hours! So easy no wonder it's #1!