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  1. um... on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: 1

    Yeah I know slashdot is for nerds and stuff, but why the hell is this news?

    - oh yeah... April 1st.
    damn, I need some coffee...

  2. enough free time? on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 4, Funny

    now if only they can make the text 3D.

  3. Dinosaurs are dead on Hacker Indicted In France For Publishing Exploits · · Score: 5, Funny


    What does stenography have to do with software? Didn't they become extinct millions of years ago?

  4. wow... on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 5, Insightful


    FunHI - yet another reason capitalism should come with a warning

  5. This guy needs to lay off the marketing pills... on Xbox Price Drop To $149 Now Official · · Score: 5, Funny

    "[I] believe that the system's cultural influence as a social entertainment brand has only just begun."

    This just in: rampant usage of the xbox has increased usage of the word owned!
    ...thanks guys.

  6. Combat robots on The ROBOlympic Games · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There will be competition for combat and non-combat robots

    Does it disturb anyone how much effort is put into building robots designed for distruction? I mean I understand building robots that solve puzzles, and robots that overcome obstacles, but the idea of designing robots primarily for violence kind of bothers me.

    Maybe this is a little off topic, but it's an interesting thing to think about.

  7. Re:I should have patented it... on Cancelling Out CPU Fan Noise · · Score: 0

    man I wish that wasn't the first thing people thought of when they had a good idea. How about instead of "I should have patented it, you say, I should have produced it. It annoys me so much the way people think "patent camp" is a perfectly acceptable practice justified under capitalism.

    Patents stunt progress, it's too bad people are often more interested in their own wellfare than that of others. This applies both to those who patent things, and those who steal ideas and take the credit.

  8. the internet eh? on Retro Vision · · Score: 0

    and to think, people used to say the internet was for research!

    David Hasselhoff + Talking car == quality.

  9. Yeah, the girlfriend thing might be tough. on A Family IT/Tech Business?? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's important to think about why you hired her. Was it because she's really good at secretarial work? or was it because she's your girlfriend and she'd love to help out. It may not seem like it makes a big difference, but if you hired her because of your relationship, you are effectively extending your relationship boundries into the workplace. If you see her job as a perk of being together it may also cause you to devalue her position when you have a fight.

    I'm not saying you shouldn't hire her, but just make sure she is loyal to you and your company.
    And like others have said, a ring would be a good idea. If you want business commitment from her you probably need to promise her a future as well.

  10. Good thing! on FBI Adds to Wiretap Wish List · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "...and complicate Internet product development."

    I always thought Internet product development was too damn easy anyway.

  11. wow on Build a Robot out of a Car? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The things you can do with photoshop...

  12. what's the differnece? on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: 0

    the mouse pointer is black in linux... anything else I'm missing?

  13. Yellowstone? Whatever! on Yellowstone Super-Eruption Threat Debunked · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dood, Yellostone doesn't exist.

    It's just a coverup for a voodoo science plant / CIA Nazi bunker.

    think about it...

  14. Sweet! on Own Your Own (Replica) ISS Module · · Score: 5, Funny


    I can use this to upgrade my museum quality replica of the millenium falcon!

  15. Suspicious.... on Background-Check Software Goes Retail · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I keep getting these emails about increasing my penis size...

    Man, If people whould just do the proper background check they wouldn't bother with these frikin emails!

  16. Interesting.... on EB Demands Payment From Victim of Theft · · Score: 0

    There are probably a lot of business that ignore the holding laws to make a fast buck. But EB, it seems to me, has been growing more and more crooked over the years.
    I mean they still sell dreamcast games for 20 bucks!

    but that's ok, they are still pretty cheap on emule.

  17. who knew on DRAM Price Fixing Investigations · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I'm honestly curious, does this surprise anyone?

    I felt like Rambus was crooked from the start.

  18. no way! on Intellectual Property Laws bad for business · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean threatening people into agreeing with your absurd ideals isn't a successful business model?