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  1. Movable Type ain't written in PHP, fucko. on PHP 5 RC 1 released · · Score: -1

    Maybe if it were it wouldn't go down as easily as a cheap hooker.

  2. Jesus. on PhatBot Trojan Spreading Rapidly On Windows PCs · · Score: -1, Troll

    Some of the Microsoft apologists here on Slashdot flame anybody who criticises Microsoft every time a new story about a flaw in Windows or Internet Explorer or Outlook is found, saying that Linux suffers from security flaws too.

    I think this really settles the issue.

  3. You fail it. on Broadcast Flag Technologies Open For Comment · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You missed out the "do" statement before "ping". What a tard. Plus, you have to do ping -f as root. You fuck it hard. GNAA continues to steamroller you fags.

  4. Nice bullshit. on Hardware Review Sites and Vendor Relationships · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm sorry and I know I'll probably get called a troll for saying this, but the parent poster is just making shit up to get karma. It's pretty obvious that they're just falsifying benchmarks; there's not even a link, for God's sake!

  5. ROLLOFFLE PWNS BARE on Hardware Review Sites and Vendor Relationships · · Score: -1, Troll
    GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor GNAA Announces responsibility for kernel backdoor
    By Tim Copperfield
    Raleigh, NC - GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) this afternoon announced one of their loyal members was responsible for planting the "backdoor" inside the popular opensores operating system, Lunix (Stocks, Websites).

    In a shocking announcement this afternoon, GNAA representative goat-see revealed that the mistery hacker who penetrated high-security defenses of the Lunix "source code" repository and injected viral gay nigger seed deep inside the kernel was indeed a full-time GNAA member.
    "This is serious," goat-see began. This is a first event of such magnitude since GNAA opened its doors to new members in 1996. Until now, we were gathering new members by announcing our group information on a popular troll website, slashdot.org, but this is a whole new era. By injecting our holy gay nigger seed right into the Lunix kernel, we will be able to immediately collect thousands of members. "Make the most of the next six weeks," he added. "We will grow in numbers more than you can possibly imagine".
    Insertion of the GNAA backdoor came right between the consideration of Novell to buy out the entire Lunix Kernel programming team, and will most likely positively affect the decision. By adding all the gay niggers working for Novell with the gay niggers developing Lunix kernel source, GNAA will be all-powerful and will begin plotting our next plans to add "backdoors" into the next favorite operating system, BeOS.

    About GNAA
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
    gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it.

    Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website

    Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
    If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.

    About Lunix
    Lunix is an operating system. An operating system is the basic set of programs and utilities that make your computer run. Some other common operating systems are Un

  6. Thanks! on I, Robot Trailer Available · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that our efforts are appreciated.

  7. We all know what happens next, don't we? on Canadian Record Industry Presses ISPs in Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    ISP: "Look, it's not our job to scour our reams of data just so you can make up some dirt on our customers."
    RIAA: "You're right...guess you'd better hand it over to us."
    ISP: "No."
    Court: "Yes."
    ISP: "Fuck."

  8. FP FOR GNAA on Canadian Record Industry Presses ISPs in Court · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    bares fails it hard, est/wrt/rolloffle pwns him

    Go UK!

  9. But... on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...how do they determine who has "computer skills"? And is this really feasible? How will they make someone work for them? How will they even know if a computer programmer is a computer programmer? Do they have some kind of national database of them? This isn't anything like normal conscription, and sounds like a dodgy idea to me.

  10. Yes. [nt] on Sims Online Presidential Campaign Shapes Up · · Score: 1
  11. I'm surprised this even made Wired. on Sims Online Presidential Campaign Shapes Up · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The fact is, in The Sims Online, power doesn't lie so much with the presidents as with the houses of the most popular people. And, as in real life, the most popular households in TSO are those which are general bacchanalia houses bordering on brothels. So the presidency is more of a figurehead as opposed to an actual powerhouse.

  12. FP FOR GNAA on Sims Online Presidential Campaign Shapes Up · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fuck you, bare. Rolloffle has pwnt you hard.

    On 56k!

  13. It had to happen. on MySQL Writes Exception for PHP in License · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PHP and MySQL are very close. One can't really thrive without the other, so if one adopts a more restrictive license, both lose out. And considering the massive penetration of PHP and MySQL, neither can risk this kind of thing.

  14. Your karma fails it hard! on MySQL Writes Exception for PHP in License · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    loofles!

  15. Interesting... on Life After the Video Game Crash · · Score: 1

    ...I wonder what Dave thinks of the Grand Theft Auto series? Does that count under his "cars/guns/bikinis" categorisation, or does he consider it capable of true innovation? To be frank, Vice City wasn't much of a leap up from GTA III - but it was certainly damn good.

  16. Hrm. on Linus on Linux in 1994 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I notice from the swearing chart that the number of occurrences of the word "shit" has gone up in kernels 2.6.2 and 2.6.3. What happened? Did they get some new psychotic core developer? Heh.

  17. Language technology... on Navy Unveils Polyglot Chat For Iraq · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...is better than you may think. Though it is as difficult as everyone says to translate a random text from one language to another, translating short texts in a specialised domain between well-linked languages isn't too hard. Heck, they might even be able to get away with using lookup tables.

  18. No. on Seattle Times Reviews Desktop Linux Distros · · Score: 0

    But I sometimes get the odd 500 error trying to access certain pages. Actually, now that you mention it the front page sometimes seems to be almost empty in the "content" centre column.

  19. Best part is, you can download your own copy! on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I found a handy page on Google with some torrents and other doodads. You may want to check how much RAM you have first ;-)