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Sims Online Presidential Campaign Shapes Up
Ant writes "Wired News has an article on a campaign for the presidency of Alphaville, the biggest city in The Sims Online. Two challengers will square off in a final primary for the opportunity to unseat Alphaville's incumbent president, the appropriately named Mr-President, in next month's general election."
You do not have a right to free speech on games like "The Sims Online".
These games are a privledge, and if the communities are outraged about censorship, or anything else, well they should fight with their money.
Sidenote:
This may not be the case with TSO, but i've noticed in many MMORPGS (think EQ), people are so addicted to it, despite the fact they hate the company that owns it, they continue to play it.
They still piss and moan about it but they never actally cancel the game.
Maybe thats what happened here.
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The fact is, in The Sims Online, power doesn't lie so much with the presidents as with the houses of the most popular people. And, as in real life, the most popular households in TSO are those which are general bacchanalia houses bordering on brothels. So the presidency is more of a figurehead as opposed to an actual powerhouse.
...One candidate has mob ties, the other will be caught having cybersex with an underaged prostitute, and a third will vanish from the campaign because EA doesn't like his ideas for cleaning up the game...
News for nerds, stuff that matters........
Maybe i'm just as lcued in on the 'online pretend simulated people type thing"
And somehow i'll still be interested on seeing who wins!
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Does this mean i can run for president of the SOCOM world?
Art imitates life, I guess.
Everybody's a libertarian 'till their neighbour's becomes a crack house.
what people used to do before the Sim mania, or for the fact before the internet?
It has been such a long time that I cannot remember.
The sad thing is that there will probably be better voter turnout than for the US Presidential election in a few months.
Sigh.
--saint
I'd argue that a democracy without freedom of speech is not a true democracy.
If you can't speak freely, you can't expect to exchange information regarding the government - which means you're not able to freely cast an informed VOTE... in which case you have a sham democracy. QED.
Yeah, especially given this:
"Baynes has effectively been the standard-bearer of the so-called Alphaville Government, which has no official power"
Excellent it is time for reform in the sim community... give it a break. I can't wait to hear the platforms of the running parties, especially the 16 year old..
A friend of mine has laid claim to the title, President of the Internet. The rules are simple - whoever is the #1 result in a Google search for "President of the Internet" is the winner.
You mean to tell me that George W. Bush isn't a simulated president?
Does that mean whoever gets elected gets to play SimCity?
From what I can tell, there's no Mac OS version of The Sims Online. I call that discrimination. When will we look past people's instruction set and network byte order and accept each-other as members of a community?
They should also probably have a Commodore 64 version, but one injustice at a time.
A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
Okay, I had no idea how sick and twisted this thing was until I read this article. These people are psychotic! This is not a game it's more an addiction that needs to be addressed! Simulated worlds are one thing, but having a simulated government for your simulated world with a simulated military and simulated intelligence agency? What in the shit are these people DOING with their lives? Yeah I post on Slashdot once in a while, but I don't sit on my ass all day playing laptop fiefdom! Good heavens!
Sounds like some people are taking these virtual life games a bit too seriously..
They are JUST games people....
---- Booth was a patriot ----
The scary thing is, whoever keeps posting this has gradually added more and more pictures of this girl to the post.
Although I guess it could be argued that if you allow people to take pictures of you in skimpy clothing and post them to the web, then you're basically asking to be stalked...
She's not even all that attractive.
I was thinking about a possible connection/analogy between black holes and "ghosts".
Could a human consciousness under extreme conditions/events punch a hole or a recording of the events in the fabric of the reality?
SIMS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY
Thanks for the update! Last I heard it was just a fucking videogame.
Why? Because she looks like a normal, healthy smart young woman.
Besides, the black leather/pvc looks absolutely gorgeous on her.
Most states are expected to have voter turnouts higher than 100%.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
I demand that The Sims either open source their voting system, or provide every voter a PKI-signed certificate record of their vote! Otherwise we will never be able to trust that the right gamer was elected, and civil chaos will result! The Sims could at least attempt to meet the standard we apply to these United States of ours, ... oh, wait.
Never mind, go ahead and fix it like a game show.
Remain calm! All is well!
From what I can tell, there's no Mac OS version of The Sims Online. I call that discrimination. When will we look past people's instruction set and network byte order and accept each-other as members of a community?
Can you kill people in the game? Can you launch a violent coup, etc?
Am I the only one that doesn't see the point in running for election to rule over something that you don't really rule over at all?
Sunday you're Thinking Different, Monday you're a huge tool, paying too much and waiting to think like everyone else.
No she doesn't. She's very ugly. I wouldn't touch her skanky hole with a 10ft pole!
Disgusting.
This "Government" appears to have no control other than through the actions of 100 or so voluntary members who have no more power than a normal player. Using this election as a case study of such small, self-policing authorities is valid, but it has no more authenticity than the politics 10 year-old's Secret Agents club.
a link please?
I've never played the SIMS and don't plan on it for a while. I like the world of Metroid Prime and SSX3 and, when it comes out, will like DOOM3, much much better. Is it just me or do the people who like the SIMS appear to have many similarities to people who use AOL? Maybe I am missing something, afterall it was posted on /. Is there a cool version of the SIMS like "The SIMS GTA style" where you can go buy a bazooka from some guy and blast things with it?
Perhaps, we'll see for the first time the President screwing the first lady in Hot Date, on the love bed with the nude patch. :P
Okay, let's get one thing out of the way. Sims Online is not a geek's game. It's designed more for teenage girls and soccer moms than any geek. Any geek would see it for what it is: IRC with graphics..
/. community would care. That is, unless there was some slick story about a technical failure of said company.
/. going strong with News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.. Not with every Hello Kitty tea party, IRC world, attempt to mimic social behavior in real life. While on that same note, please cut back on the Wired articles. I remember a /. that made fun of them. Now, they appear to be /.'s most major news outlet.
This game is right up there with There, inc. I think if both of these games vanished today less than 1% of the
Let's keep
...and the Sun is hardly a paragon of quality journalism.
She may be all those things, but she is also cross-eyed. It makes her look more than a little retarded.
The US government was never intended to be a democracy. The founding fathers abhorred democracy equating it with "mob rule". Of course they didn't like Tyranny ether, obviously, or there would have been no revolution against England.
The US government is a REPUBLIC, meaning that, instead of having authority given directly to the public, authority is given to a select few, who in turn run the government.
In that way the American government is more modeled after Rome than it is Greece. But still, the constitution divides power between three branches of government, and with the separation of powers implied in the constitution, this allows for a sufficient security against one major voice rising up to silence the others.
A little OT I think it is funny how Republicans are crying that the courts are acting out of line, in regards to homosexual marriage when, in reality, the courts are just doing its job.
I also find it hilarious, and also striking that people dismay the courts because they are "un elected". IMO, that is the great strength of the courts and ESSIENTIAL to the balance of powers in the federal government. We need some branch of the government that is separated somewhat from the consent political, partisan bickering that the other two branches engage in daily.
President of the Internet
free speach
Did you mean: free speech
Who's going to trust the results of this election? Everyone knows computer voting systems aren't secure.
At least the Alphaville ones probably weren't designed by Diebold.
Can anyone tell me how to set my sig on Slashdot?
That would be the president of the web.
What about the same search on Google images or Google groups ?
No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
Feel free to go back and spank your monkey over the unnatural, silicone enhanced blonde airhead posers you found in your dad's Playboy magazine.
That is the fallacy of MMOGs. The companies that run the MMOGs treat their customers like it is a privilege to get to play their game. And sadly, the players/customers routinely take it in the ass with a confused smile on their face.
For example, go to any popular MMOG forum and take note of the excessive complaining about all manner of game dynamics and routines. Most of the time, the people complaining would just like the game to be changed in some way, and these feelings are usually shared by the majority. Nevertheless, the most popular retort to any such complaint is something akin to "well it is Square's game, and if you don't like it than you don't have to play!". The extremely sad thing is, is that as customers you should expect a company to improve its product to the majority's wishes, and to fix bugs in a timely fashion, etc. But since such a huge user-base of customers without any self-worth exists, the MMOG companies continue to run their shops the way they do: with a complete disregard for customer satisfaction and product quality.
Worst Game Ever Made.
This game is the best example in modern times of how not to make an MMORPG.
I dare you to find a thriving TSO community.
This isn't news, it's a failed attempt to stir up interest in a bone-numbingingly boring game.
it's also possible the reason he wouldn't touch her is because HE'S FUCKING GAY
all it sounded like was blah-blah blah-blah to me...
The U.S. has always been a republic, not a democracy. There is an extremely large difference between the two. A true democracy would be truely frightening.
...a MUSICAL conspiracy!
;)
Alphaville
Mr. President
(Ok, maybe you need to be European to understand this humor
She needs to do some crunches and run a little fat off that ass. Dried out nasty fading green dyed hair certainly looks "smart" sir, I do apologize.
After a hard day's shaking babies and kissing hands, I think it's time to tell you where I stand on the issues.
Firstly, I'm a uniter, not a divider. Whether it's the rich 'Pioneers' that will get me elected, or the multinational Alphaville companies that I owe my allegiance to, I will have your best interests in mind.
I will create a tax break for all Alphaville residents that spend more than 60 hours online each week, repealing the crippling monthly charges that so many of our nation building contributors must shoulder. This will create jobs for those who have to build digital exercise machines, paintings, stoves and so forth.
But all is not well in Alphaville. An insidious enemy is at work behind the scenes. The axis of Maxis must be stopped. As president, I will abduct all suspected enemies, and wall them up in Guantanamo House until they either confess or die.
All voting is electronic, and with my friends at AlphaBold, you're "voting" for me one way or the other.
Here come da fudge!
Strange, i don't see Al Gore there!
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Much like the current president of the US, it appears the presidient of the Internet takes lots of vactaion. Probably more than any other president of the Internet.
Maybe I'm just simical, but I expect that most campaigns will resort to MUDslinging...
Nah. I gave up when they wouldn't let me have sex with the dog.
(Its okay, it was a female dog - I'm not strange or anything...)
Sig: Closed for refurbishment.
LAME.
Are you that ignorant or are you just trying to be funny?
It's ok to prefer little-boy-like asses instead, but don't go dissing the more traditional female beauty.
They're aren't taking the game "too seriously," they're just taking their fun seriously. And it is very interesting from a sociological point of view as well, since it crudely mimics reality.
Not everyone likes short games for lazy people with an attention span of... hey, look! Some dirt! Yum!
Besides, if real life is so good, why is everyone trying to get away from it?
"You should never doubt what nobody is sure about." -- Willy Wonka
That's fine, I'll be the "CEO of the internet" then.
It is true that Square/Enix are the vendors and MMOG players are customers. They could certainly improve relations with their customers by listening to their customers and trying to accomodate as many requests as possible.
However, at the point where Square/Enix chooses to ignore a customer complaint, it is that customer's choice at that point whether they wish to accept those terms of service. Unlike the phone company, The Sims Online is not a monopoly. If the customer doesn't like the product/service, and doesn't like the response of the vendor, then the customer is not compelled to continue using the service. Anyone who believes otherwise is no longer a consumer - they are an addict.
bun-fhuinneog agam!
It's called sarcasm you idiot
Human nature tends to ruin any ideal governing structure. At least I'd say Democracy sucks the least.
I can't believe people are still playing the game. After a couple weeks the new-ness wore off and it became so boring that my kids wouldn't even play it.
Alphaville is a good band by itself. Only have fond memories of their smash hit 'Forever Young'. Why did they have those Eurodance weenies Mr.President as president? And now the Sims get to elect a new one? Smack my ass and call me Sally, I don't get it!
Simical? MUDsliniging? Those sort of puns may fly at your local improv comedy troupe establishment but not in this organization. In case you hadn't noticed, this is a business - not a factory of self-embarassment where you get to spend the whole day producing crap like that. You're fired. Don't bother packing up your things (we already set your cubicle on fire); Jenny will send the ashes to the address we have on file for you.
I thought about this concept as well. It'd be pretty cool if your computer experience was just one big game, and instead of irc chat rooms you'd just have a "no weapons" quake 3 arena zone or something where people chat.
Anyway, there is a game that did actually go to the next step - Savage - The Battle for Newerth or something like that. It has a real time strategy component (i.e. the leader) as well as everyone else is in the fps/3rd person (depending on the weapon choice).
Maybe someone could make a game that's a space simulation strategy and you have an fps game inside where you drop off "soldiers" and they do co-op missions on abandoned space stations fighting for them or something. In any case, it'd be a cool gaming model and would be more "vast".
If you bothered to RTFA, you'd see that the "government" was formed primarily as a way to help protect new players from getting suckered by scam artists. They aren't trying to graft "real world" rules into the game - they are trying to keep people from pissing off all the new players and making them quit. It's the same reason a lot of guilds are formed in other MMORPGs.
Has alphaville upgraded to computer voting yet or are they still using punchcards?
One time, two of my Sims fell in love with each other, and a third Sim became so jealous he kissed the male just to show his affection.
Your sarcasm is lame.
So if Simland is formaing faux governments, does this mark the beginning of the online nation state?
Will the arise of virtual nation states become the same quagmiritic mess of so-called diplomatic relations that exists in the real world today?
If so, then will these diplomatic relations between online communities breakdown and become virtual online hostilities?
Should all of this happen, I'd put my money on Everquest kicking the shit out of Sims Online, using the simoleans to bloat an ever increasing warchest, turning the peoples of Alphaville into nothing but a nation of slaves used for bizzare Orcish sexual practices, and rolling on to conquer even more virtual online lands.
Even after conquering the majority of the internets online lands, The majority of our new internet masters will still remain savagely unlaid.
(I'm very aware that I used the word "faux," and I'm not sorry for it.
Nor am I sorry for the cheap shot I took at Everquest players.)
s'wut i sed.
From the article itself:
Given that the winner takes over leadership of a virtual government in a virtual city in a virtual world, one might wonder whether there's anything to take seriously here.
Gee, really?
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Alphaville
The US is a republic and a democracy. The two aren't mutually exclusive terms.
A country can have a directly elected supreme ruler or a dictator and still be a republic. The only thing you need to be a republic is a non-hereditary ruler.
To fix your statement change democracy to pure democracy and republic to representational democracy.
It's called sarcasm you idiot
No. It's not sarcasm. It's political propaganda.
It's one thing to make jokes that have a ring of truth. The dumbass Al-Gore-invented-the-internet reference is inaccurate and stupid.
Hmm... I wonder if it works if there is more than one link on the same page going to the same site.
President of the Internet
After post election the losing side will call for a recount only to find that some votes had been miscounted from lag. (Florida)
If Google has been trying to weed out links from blogs & the like, all our work at toppling the president may be for nothing.
450 votes form simworld for Bush.
451 votes form simworld for Mr. Presdint.
Bush wins!! 452 votes form florida.
If you count all the votes form beyond the grave.
They haven't bothered to release it in the UK yet so only North Americea gets to vote
Seriously, I think your just tripped over the future of entertainment.
Quack, quack.
You are a loser
> Thousands of small, self-elected Internet
> organisations with no power beyond their own
> membership elect leaders every day.
Sounds like your standard IRC channel power sqabbles from way back. Been there, done that, got the tshirt.
> I don't see how this story is any different from
> a medium sized EverQuest guild choosing a new
> leader or a discussion board adding a new
> moderator.
Nothing new here at all. Old school IRC BS with a pretty GUI...
"Fear is the rootkit of democracy.." Blarkon
...at least when it comes to Planetside, which I play frequently.
Every month or so, there comes a patch which tweaks the game a little bit, adds something, modifies some stats, etc. Sony people are following the forums and listening to what people think about the game.
At one time they even restructured their entire server farm to accommodate a common desire (they merged the population of several servers to increase player density). This is not a small effort.
I like that. They really do listen to customers.
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Slice City - "the other city that never sleeps". This city is awake and alive with hustle and bustle 24/7! Citizens use businesses, homes, parks, etc. for work and play, and these all cost you money to maintain. The happier the little people are in their habitat, the harder they will work, and the more profit you will make from them. Well-maintained cities can encourage more citizens to move in there. This will not only increase your population, but also your city size... and your profit margin. Cities that are neglected or not well-maintained will cease growing, or slowly deteriorate until they are nothing but piles of rubble. Using the various "disasters" (including a tornado option) can do that in much less time. ;) So to maximize your worker's output, keep all structures "refurbished". Your citizens may even help you do that on occasion too. And if you need more help, ask The Gardener. :)
The citizens also need power from the Power Plant to do any expanding. The Power Plant started in the "ON" position, but you can "Power it down" (by clicking on it) to stop your city from growing any further, and to keep your daily profits/costs stabilized (good for those that like the small town feel). "Power it up" again to allow for potential growth to resume (good for those that like the larger city life). City costs, profits and growth (if any) are calculated each midnight (between 11:55pm and 12:05am).
-Don
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Why are argue about it when you can play it :)
Don't know if the download is available elsewhere.
cheers, Coward
I had lots of fun with my three lesbian sims until a girl (in real life) kidnapped them to use them as either slaves or wives for her own sims...
We could have gone with a true democracy, but reference the French Revolution for an example of stability, longevity, and peace in a "pure" democracy. "Um, thanks."
I hope that the thousands of regular TSO players who are old enough to vote come out of this simulated fun-fest long enough to help decide issues in the real world. Then again, looking at some recent election results, I guess virtual reality already has too much influence.
This is why our Founding Fathers were quite careful not to choose democracy but rather a limited, Constitutional form of republicanism for their new nation. So that a rabid, banal majority couldn't legally seize control of the government and use it to cruelly oppress the minority.
So, how can you tell THEY werent a minority trying to opress the majority?
That's simply stupid. So, they (less than 40 people) took certain decision that then weren't subject to the decision of the majority.
I can hardly see any progress here.
How can we distinct between a 'rabid' and 'banal' majority and a good one?