User: Anhaedra

Re:MOD PARENT DOWN

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

Use of the euphemism "collateral damage". What you're really saying is "murders of innocents".

I got a hard on when you said "murders of innocents".

Re:As I've always said

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

next thing you know the US Army will be wallhacking.

We already can with ifrared.

Re:As I've always said

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

We have aimbots? I was unaware.

FRIST PRAST

On: Future Weapons of War in the Works

fp

We are going to die.

On: More on Global Dimming

*adds another reason to the "imaginary" board of why we will all die*

I have like 20 reasons now.

Wow.

On: E3 - Nintendo Shows DS Details, Realistic Zelda

*looks at screenies* Holy shiat. PSP = Nintendo's bitch.

Re:It's Beer + 12:00 thirty

On: Using GPUs For General-Purpose Computing

It is when you are holding a .45 revolver...

I could use a terabyte.

On: Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper

Being the Porn Baron I am, I could use a terabyte of storage.

omg teh 666!!

On: Diamond Age Approaching?

omg teh 666 poasts!!1 run fuor yuor liveS!!!!

Use Mozilla.

On: New Online Ad Technology To Bypass Popup Blockers

Use Mozilla and all your popup problems will be solved.

Dammit.

On: Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet

I sent an article in on Sapphire last night, I thought this was it. Got my hopes up. Oh well.

It is a joke.

On: Non-Lethal Sniper Rifle: You're Tagged For Life

I guess nobody noticed this, under the article title.

from the is-this-a-joke dept.

Re:Conquering Windows

On: Will Linux For Windows Change The World?

Ugh, I don't like Cleartype Fonts. They look blurry and make my eyes hurt.

I refuse.

On: Control-Alt-Recycle

I refuse to buy one of those overpriced LCD displays with their crappy refresh rates. Also you have to look at them from the right angle, or they turn all funky colored.

Finally!

On: Ultra-pure Glass Made with Levitation

The secret to levitation is static electricity! Now all I must do is find the secret to telekinesis!

Re:Where's the games at?

On: Expert Opinions On Linux Gaming's Future

I have been running XP on my PC for the last month and a half without rebooting. I'm a stubborn bastard. :P

Re:Bright Future?

On: A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now

Which has stopped so many wars in the past. Please, name one.

Re:iObese

On: G-rated Simulation Games?

Huh. They let us play Counterstrike at my school, not online, but still.

Eh, I don't care.

On: Nintendo Patents Handheld Emulation, Cracks Down

I really don't care, Nintendo can suck my nuts.