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  1. Re:Advertisers: Scum of the Earth on Who Really Won the Super Bowl? · · Score: 1

    None of those use mentioned use Neuro-anal probes to get what they want. Not that they wouldn't, but we have to judge on actions rather than intent.

  2. Is the GPS... on In-Car Navigation Systems Too Distracting? · · Score: 1

    ...that screen with all the squiggly lines next to the DVD player, below the cell phone holster, across from the graphic equalizer? I covet the deep frier Homer Simpson had in his from seat. Lard Plugs, Ummmm

  3. Re:Beta. on Early Puberty Often More Hazardous · · Score: 1, Funny

    ((Ducking)) More like a MasterBeta

  4. Re:Not really new... on Wasp Larvae Feed on Zombie Roaches · · Score: 3, Funny
    You forgot:

    ...Profit!!

  5. Not a Challenge on Super Bowl Footballs Get The DNA Touch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    OJ Duped a jury using identical odds

  6. Article is Total Fraud, misleading title on Cooking Dinner From the Road · · Score: 1

    Not a word bout hows to cook a possum flattened on the the interstate

  7. Re:Indexes on Finding a Needle in a Haystack of Data · · Score: 1

    If we had ham, we could have ham and eggs. If we had eggs.

  8. Epiphany on Democrats Defeat Online FOS Act · · Score: 2, Funny
    FIRE IN A CROWDED THEATRE!!

    There. I said it. Come get me.

  9. Re:Release them? on Novell to Release 20% of Their Employees? · · Score: 1

    They sterilizing them prior to release in hopes they'll stem the population growth.
    ...be an over exaggeration In contrast to the dealy UNDER exaggeration.

  10. Old stuff. on The Science Of Happiness · · Score: 1

    Been a Journal of Hedonics since 2001. "Happiness: The science behind your smile," ISBN: 0192805584 Among others. Please try to keep up.

  11. Re:Can't win without space? on U.S. Deploys Orbital Communications Jammer · · Score: 1

    "Space" as in Leibensraum?

  12. Re:favorite quote: on Microsoft Employees Critical Of Their Employer · · Score: 1

    I believe the phrase should be "Slaps his hands around his meat," This being the Microsoft salute.

  13. With apologies to Monty Python on Rackspace, Indymedia, and the FBI · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one ex[ects the Spanish Inquisition. Our main weapoms are are surprise, fear and almost fanatical devotion to support.

  14. Why.. on Equal Time For Creationism · · Score: 1

    .. do we even waste a calorie on this horseshit? Let them pillage outr intellectual roots, try to turn us into the industrialized Al Qaeda. If it works, we didn't deserve to survive. If it doesn't, they get out of our hair for another few years. Tuern them over to Penn & Teller for remonstration

  15. Gene Pool Cleaner on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: 1

    Add no ingredients, beat thoroughly. Let stand, or hang from web-cam monitored lamp-post. Repeat as needed.

  16. Re:Spam on Microsoft's Personnel Puzzle · · Score: 1

    More like a(n) "UFIA"

  17. Re:monad on Next-gen Windows Command Line Shell Now in Beta · · Score: 1

    Oops, fisted again my M$

  18. Re:Can the Death Star travel at lightspeed? on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    All too true, like commentators' seconds line in reporting an airline crash is "no Americans were on board."
    Oh, in that case, it's not so bad.
    I would just hope fictional accounts would aim a little higher.

  19. Re:Can the Death Star travel at lightspeed? on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was a lot like the US governmant blowing up Chicago to bring the other cities into line.

  20. Re:Can the Death Star travel at lightspeed? on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite part was when they arrive at the rebel base and somebody says "Leia, thank God you're alive. When Alderan was destroyed, we feared the worst."
    No, everythings fine, just a couple of billion people incinerated.

  21. Re:as the song says... on Martian Methane May Come From Rocks · · Score: 1

    And when they get there, there will be plenty of delicious, chocolaty Ovaltine. Oh, wait...

  22. Be very ascared on Games We've Never Seen Before · · Score: 2, Interesting

    when the state sees your recreation as a means of getting proper thoughts in your head.

  23. Re:And of course... on Resurrecting Performers Via Computer Performance · · Score: 1

    Very good point, but if they created the current paradigm, how hard would it be to create a new, inorganic one? Think of the energizer bunny, joe camel, etc

  24. And of course... on Resurrecting Performers Via Computer Performance · · Score: 1

    All the Dicks in the RIAA, who won't have to pay those pesky royalties. Maybe they can finally elevate their standard of living to that of music producers...
    Oh, wait...

  25. Oh, great on Simulated Universe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we're going to /. the cosmos.