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Microsoft Employees Critical Of Their Employer

bonch writes "BusinessWeek is running an article on internal unrest at Microsoft from their own employees. 'Once the dream workplace of tech's highest achievers, it is suffering key defections to Google and elsewhere... Much of the sharpest criticism comes from within. Dozens of current and former employees are criticizing -- in BusinessWeek interviews, court testimony, and personal blogs -- the way the company operates internally.' In related news, Steve Ballmer has pledged to make changes inside Microsoft to avoid the embarrassingly long development cycle of Vista, including a 'revamping of the engineering and the processes.' Is it too late?"

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  1. Sign of a Maturing Company by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Once the dream workplace of tech's highest achievers, it is suffering key defections to Google and elsewhere... Much of the sharpest criticism comes from within. Dozens of current and former employees are criticizing -- in BusinessWeek interviews, court testimony, and personal blogs -- the way the company operates internally.

    Sounds like pretty much everywhere I've worked which at one time seemed a dream job. Eventually things change. Workers set in their ways and expectations grumble the loudest. Truth may be, it still may be a dream place to work, it's just that many people don't like change, where others thrive on it (hint: Change is often an opportunity for promotion or to shift into another position you prefer.

    Like my experiences, I fully expect some people will anonymously gripe, but still stay put because the change of finding a new job, fitting into a new workplace, doing work in new and different ways is often a bigger challenge then standing pat.

    As for Ballmer, he's going to have to go through the kinds of things IBM has done many times over the past few decades. Competition is out there (notably Linux) and Microsoft really is stagnating. Windows Vista may well be their Edsel.

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    1. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's those that don't like change, they're usually screwed. Then there's not liking the direction of the change. In the past five years, many of the larger tech companies have turned into real shits to work for.

    2. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      There's those that don't like change, they're usually screwed. Then there's not liking the direction of the change. In the past five years, many of the larger tech companies have turned into real shits to work for.

      Yep. Getting away from all the fun and excitement of Whizzy new products and rapidly expanding markets. It's always fun taking the other guy's lunch money.

      Now many of those companies who survived the .com bust are looking to make a profit. Growing companies rarely show a profit, as they roll profits back into feuling expansion. Profitable companies are usually trying to get the most bang for the buck out of each seat and that usually means trimming underperforming branches, scaling back others which are performing well to find the minimum necessary expense to maintain the same revenue.

      Microsoft being a monopoly hasn't really dealt with the question of what to do when revenue flattens, which it sure looks like it will when Vista ships.

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    3. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by mollog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From my experience, reinvigoration of the company will require a pretty gut-wrenching shake-up. I've lived through some half measures where I work and so far they have not produced anything like previous performance.

      I hate Microsoft and what they've done to the PC world, but they are one of the biggest software companies around with a large reserve of cash to fund future development. If they ever learn to truly innovate instead of acting to stifle competition, they have the resources to do great things.

      Gotta have a dream, right?

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    4. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Vicissidude · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds like pretty much everywhere I've worked which at one time seemed a dream job.

      Microsoft is different, if only in scale. These employees work on products that bring in a billion per month for their employer. Yet, these same employees only make market wages. It was only a few years ago, these employees were all but guaranteed from their options to become millionaires. Now, Microsoft is trying to up their profits on paper, so they're squeezing employees for that money. Nevermind that Microsoft is still making around a billion a month. And nevermind that Microsoft's lack of profit growth is directly attributable to those managers who are making a million a year in salary.

    5. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, they have to earn money the old fashioned way. By selling things people want at a profit.

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    6. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 4, Insightful


      There's those that don't like change, they're usually screwed. Then there's not liking the direction of the change. In the past five years, many of the larger tech companies have turned into real shits to work for.

      I feel necessary to cite from "The IBM Way", (words are slightly off), 'at IBM we believe that we must control change, otherwise change will control us'. No wonder IBM has survived for ages due to the same philosophy. They even sold vaccum cleaners at one point. I think M$ has an idea of how they'd like to "control change" like IBM, as they are constantly breaking the mould by working on different things, but they need better management and better PR!

    7. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Eventually things change:

      From blow to suck.

      KFG

    8. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by kc32 · · Score: 1

      No, their Edsel was Windows ME. This will probably like their Pontiac Aztek or something like that.

    9. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by kc32 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nah, their Edsel was Windows ME. This will probably be more like their Aztek or something.

    10. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by kc32 · · Score: 1

      Damn, didn't hit the back button fast enough.

    11. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by SilentReallySilentUs · · Score: 1

      Sweet!

    12. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a former summer intern, I'll have to disagree. It's not just the people who have been there the longest who are complaining. I got out of the software sector, and hopefully eventually out of computers, largely due to my experiences with Microsoft (and a host of other reasons, but MS was emblematic).

      Microsoft, as a company, is suffering from the same stuff its software suffers from: bloat. There are levels upon levels of management with no clear role as to what exactly it is they do. There are project leads of project leads of project leads and it's just one big terrific mess.

      As a result, it takes forever to get anything done. Innovation doesn't really happen, and passion for the development of the product just doesn't exist. (I was a dev for Avalon (the presentation layer of Longhorn (Vista)))

      If you want a job in the software sector, go google. My friend loves it there.

    13. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      Management bloat seems to be a very common theme within very large companies. At the last place I worked (really big company), this was certainly the case. There were about 10 levels of upper management**, and each person in these roles had to justify their jobs somehow. Usually, they just cut costs by laying people off. The layoff cycle was about every six months.

      Fortunately, I was able to be laid off in the last cycle. That was an interesting day... you could tell who was laid off by the way they were smiling, and who wasn't by their scowls.

      ** Quick example: I once was told by my VP that he had just been to a meeting of the top 200; this was the top 200 VPs at this company.

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    14. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by SavvyPlayer · · Score: 1

      But should this be the case? Are your dreams so fatalistic as to welcome ends built upon anticompetitive means?

    15. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista may well be their Edsel

      Ummm, Windows ME is Microsoft's Edsel.

      Who knows. Vista may be a nice Mustang. Or a muscular F150 Pickup truck.

      But it's fashionable in these parts to frag Microsoft.

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    16. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 0, Troll
      Now, Microsoft is trying to up their profits on paper, so they're squeezing employees for that money. Nevermind that Microsoft is still making around a billion a month. And nevermind that Microsoft's lack of profit growth is directly attributable to those managers who are making a million a year in salary.


      Wow. All they need to do is hire YOU, since you have it all completely figured out, huh?
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    17. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      > (I was a dev for Avalon (the presentation layer of Longhorn (Vista)))

      They should have had you writing the LISP interperter.

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    18. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by el+cisne · · Score: 1

      "Vista may be a nice Mustang. "

      If so, it appears it will be a gelding.

    19. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dozens of current and former employees are criticizing [snip] the way the company operates internally.'

      Well when you work for SATAN that can be a problem. :)

    20. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Vicissidude · · Score: 3, Funny

      They already did hire me, ass. And I left them about 3 months ago.

    21. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes reading the anonymous postings on slashdot it seems like you are watching the playing out of the great redmond civil war between those coders who don't fear change and are looking forward to escaping to a better coding life and those that fear change and know that they won't be able to cope. They are not that hard to pick out as they tend to be by far the most visceral postings on slashdot both for and against the microsofties (they came up with the term in the eighties, it was a club, oh my, and no there was no tiny limp award for the best microsoftie). Of course a lot of this has to be done very carefully lest the Redmond thought police (who could forget the steal your thoughts add campaign) make them disappear from the redmond payroll.

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    22. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by HateBreeder · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they need a better management?

      They're perhaps the most successful software company ever...
      This in part, has to be due to very good managerial decisions.

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    23. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      What Microsoft has done is not equivalent to eatin g babies. So I don't see a problem with wanting the company to do better things with its "ill gotten gains"

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    24. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Troll

      Half-baked Plan appears to have half-baked his comment too.

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    25. Re:Sign of a Maturing Company by allanc · · Score: 1

      Are you sure IBM sold vaccum cleaners?

      Are you maybe just confused because they sold computers that really sucked?

  2. Steve Ballmer already spoke with the critics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Developers, Developers, Developers!"

    1. Re:Steve Ballmer already spoke with the critics... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We're not Developers, Developers, Developers! for you anymore!"

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    2. Re:Steve Ballmer already spoke with the critics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, that man can really sweat!

    3. Re:Steve Ballmer already spoke with the critics... by syukton · · Score: 1

      I saw a statistic recently that says that of the 60,000+ employees, only about 8,000 of them are developers. I'm not pulling this from my ass either, I saw it on a few flyers for the Microsoft Company Meeting 2005 (I work on the MS campus as a contractor). It was a breakdown of where the company was in 1975 and where it is now in 2005, contrasting the number of people in sales/development/total employees to their current numbers. Something like 7600 are sales people currently. I'm curious about the rest.

      (For the company meeting, MS rents the sports stadium in Seattle, Safeco Field, for the annual company meeting. Where else can you fit 60,000 people?)

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    4. Re:Steve Ballmer already spoke with the critics... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Marketing and legal, probably.

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  3. ' Is it too late?' by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can only hope.

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    1. Re:' Is it too late?' by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      40 billion what? Oh, nevermind. I'm sure they can corner the market in hope while they (momentarily) flounder.

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    2. Re:' Is it too late?' by DeadPrez · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If a company sitting on $50+ billion in cash has run out of time then Slashdot is a serious news organization.

    3. Re:' Is it too late?' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft does not have $50 billion in cash.

      Slashdot needs to stop propogating this myth.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/ks?s=MSFT

      Remember that MSFT now has to blow their pile of cash on dividends to keep investors from fleeing. In short, they are a shrinking company.

  4. A fish rots from the head down... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As the saying on leadership goes: "A fish rots from the head down." If the report about the chair is true, then I would suspect that this is where it begins.

    (Again, we don't know if the story is true...)

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    1. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (Again, we don't know if the story is true...)

      Yet, who would have guessed he'd have done the monkey dance?

      Even Bill Gates has been known to vent his ire inside the company compound, If I recall it was in regard to killing Java, and we saw the long battle with Sun after Microsoft began co-opting it with their own codes.

      Google is the least of their problems -- They only choose to make it so.

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    2. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      It's not really a 'saying' if you are the only one who uses it...

      am I?

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    3. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I've never thought Ballmer was the right person for the job. But that makes Microsoft pretty interesting right now from a business perspective. I'm still guessing we will one day hear SB is "moving on for personal reasons" (AKA, the institutional investors said "Get someone new.") If this happens, who will replace him? That's a very interesting question.

      If Microsoft had the right CEO, I think it highly likely the company would begin introducing some very compelling products again. Their technical products are still good (Yukon, VStudio, etc.), but public has a bad view of the company now due to IE/Windows vulnerabilities. People may scoff, but Apple was in rapid decent until Jobs came back. It may be hard to believe, but a CEO can make a huge difference for a company, even one the size of Microsoft.

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    4. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... Ballmer is a psychopath. I can't say I'm a bit surprised. Why doesn't someone take the fucker out back and shoot him.

      (Does this mean Gates (and anyne else that could get rid of him) is Ballmer's bitch? What fucking world.)

    5. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is nothing new. MS has been shedding excutives like a dying tree sheds its leaves. Look them up, it makes a long list. Stutz probably wrote the most entertaining parting shots.

    6. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Google is the least of their problems -- They only choose to make it so.

      Exactly. Microsoft needs an "enemy." Whenever they corner a new market they enter something new to challenge the market leader in that segment. It's how they keep that "underdog" attitude they always seem to have...

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    7. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      The interesting thing is:

      Last time Microsoft 'took on an enemy' it was Netscape. The result was that the company was driven to ruin, eventually so low that it was bought by AOL. The Netscape technology in their browser became "Open Source" for the community.

      It might be nice if Google, five years from now, is a powerful piece of open source technology that we all have free access to.

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    8. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by ErikZ · · Score: 1


      "It might be nice if Google, five years from now, is a powerful piece of open source technology that we all have free access to." ...so, you've been paying to use Google?

      Or Google mail? Or Google maps? Perhaps there are some secret codes they're not telling you about?

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    9. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Do you have any understanding of the fact that 'Google Technology' represents something more than a URL that you enter to do a search? There is actual technology behind the spider/index/search mechanism. Technology that you do NOT get for free because you happen to make use of the search capability.

      Lots of companies, incidentally, are licensing Google's search engine for internal use.

      Carry on thinking 'it is all for free' if you wish.

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    10. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      It is all for free. I don't pay a dime to use google.

      That's what "Free" means to me.

      Oh, you want to use their search software for free? I think that's a horrible idea. You might as well just hand over Google to Microsoft then.

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    11. Re:A fish rots from the head down... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting twist of logic.

      You're saying that Google needs to keep their search technology closed source or Microsoft would get it?

      I haven't heard that twisted a reason for Google to keep their code proprietary before.

      Maybe it should extend to every other piece of source code too, eh?

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  5. This fascinated an entire work day away by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. What's new here? by tfcdesign · · Score: 1

    All employers have employees who hate the company and or boss.

    1. Re:What's new here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but all empolyers also have employees that love the company and the boss. But I think the point is at what approximate percentage are we talking about?
      10%, 90%? just guessing.

  7. Avoiding the question(s) by aktzin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Also on BusinessWeek there's an interview with Ballmer where he dodges every question he's asked (and re-asked) regarding morale issues at Microsoft, competition, release delays with Longhorn/Vista, etc.

    http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/05_39 /b3952008.htm

    Oddly he didn't jump around screaming "Developers, developers, developers!!!" this time around.

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    1. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny
      To quote from that link:

      Vista will be out next year. Vista has never been delayed. I mean, we had earlier conceptualizations, but the thing that is Vista is on its track.


      Indeed. There are no tanks in Baghdad.

    2. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by putko · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was shocked -- they ask him some really hard questions -- e.g. is process ruining progress/innovation/productivity -- and he just ignores it and says a bunch of blah-blah.

      That's looking disastrous -- he's totally in denial.

      Google won't destroy Micro$oft --- that sort of crappy attitude will.

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    3. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by roror · · Score: 1

      Was anyone else surprised that the date on the article says 26th Sep 2005? Today is 16th Sep 2005.

    4. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful
      revamping of the engineering and the processes.' Is it too late?

      From my experience, when a project is past its planned deployment date and the team and/or leadership is revisiting questions that should have been settled before coding started success is unlikely. They are THRASHING.

      Just this week I am observing an unnamed COTS data management system 2 weeks from deployment, several million dollars worth of hardware waiting for it, and the software just plain doesn't work. It is one thing when they audit the config looking for packaging/install bugs, quite another when the flown in experts are proposing a complete shakeup of the entire application and physical architecture.

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    5. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by cyberwench · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest article I've read in ages. It sounds like some of the last round of presidential debates. It drives me nuts when people don't answer the question they're asked... it's one thing guaranteed to get me going.

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    6. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Oddly he didn't jump around screaming "Developers, developers, developers!!!" this time around.

      That part must have been edited out. Notice how he begins every other answer with "I'm excited...."

      I don't think that Ballmer is in denial. I think that this is a PR job designed to soften the blows coming from within to Microsoft's public image. This article thus was far less informative than the Senate Judiciary hearings this week in that we actually got fewer answers out of Ballmer. This is significant in that it indicates that Ballmer is likely to be worried about divulging too much...

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    7. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by buraianto · · Score: 1

      Wow. Just, Wow. At what point would you, if you were the interviewer, just get pissed of and start yelling, "..." Well, I can't think of anything good to yell right now, so I'll leave as a fill-in-the-blank. Something about answering the f-ing question.

    8. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by leshert · · Score: 1

      At what point would you, if you were the interviewer, just get pissed of and start yelling...

      That would be the point at which you decide you want a different career. The kind of reporter whose job it is to do interviews for BusinessWeek would see it getting hard to find people willing to be interviewed if he did that.

      Yes, it sucks, but that's the reality of that corner of the industry.

    9. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1

      I wasn't surprised by that. What did surprise me is that the link to that article was not posted ny John Titor

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    10. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, he got that right, didn't he? Longhorn got delayed many times, but since it's dubbed Vista, it has never been delayed.

    11. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by bottlerocket · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the joke you were looking for was, "Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia."

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    12. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1
      It is one thing when they audit the config looking for packaging/install bugs, quite another when the flown in experts are proposing a complete shakeup of the entire application and physical architecture.


      Alternative view:

      It is in the nature of 'flown in experts' to take a 'high view' and trash the entire design of a project they were not involved with at ground level.

      Hopefully there was some core competence in the original architects and management will listen to it and take a moderate approach to reworking the project, not just listen to some late-coming flacks.
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    13. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by jacoby · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft Bob" already has meaning, though.
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    14. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Mathiasdm · · Score: 1

      He's alive!

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    15. Re:Avoiding the question(s) by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

      Actually it is a very large customer and many millions of dollars at stake (tens of thousands of end users licenses) for the vendor. What I figure happened is they sold the contract with some smoke and mirrors with confidence they could work things out...now the working things out is a bit of a panic.

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  8. Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Numair · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have dealt with people at Microsoft in the past, and found that their problem is not with their engineers or with the guys in the trenches, but with the business development guys. Seriously, how many of them does it take to screw a lightbulb? It's pathetic ... So much schmoozing and nonsense, no focus on real results - everyone is always trying to get that one big deal, not focusing on the incremental stuff that is vital to actual innovation taking place.

    The best thing Microsoft could do is make a statement that they will stop issuing statements, and let their work/products speak for themselves ... Which they can totally do, as evidenced by the tremendous amount of innovation seen in Office 12, for example ...

    1. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by The+Bungi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That's true, to a certain extent. If you talk to the developers, the SDTEs, the technical writers and all the folks in the trenches you can see they're as excited and motivated than I remember them in the mid-90s when the company could do no wrong. Microsoft has undergone significant changes (the blogs, Channel9, etc) in the past few years and people generally don't give them credit for these things and instead just cry doom because the company behaves like... well, a company. It's not a garage project anymore. It has shareholders and governability issues and the whole deal.

      Having said that... the marketing folks (of whom the non-technical 'evangelists' are the worst) have been getting on my nerves lately. Microsoft seems to have hired quite a bad batch of them - or the problem comes from the top.

      Either way, they have some issues to work out. But these 'is this the end for Microsoft!?' headline-grabbing 'reports' do get tiresome. Especially since they've been going on since 1999.

    2. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by PsychicX · · Score: 1

      It's really rather unfortunate. MS used to be THE place to work, much like Google is now. Even now, from what I've heard it's a great place, but it's becoming decadent. Personally, I suspect the business/marketing/PR/HR side of MS is to blame. Technically, they have great employees. It's just that the company itself is very much in their way.

    3. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft was *the* place to work only if you really cared about money and had never seen a Macintosh.

    4. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .how many of them does it take to screw a lightbulb?

      More to the point. . .why bother?

      KFG

    5. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or more importantly, how many business development guys does it take to screw the employees?

    6. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/driving/projectgot hamracing3/preview_6133409.html

      Microsoft is the largest Mac development house besides Apple and has been for years. Many excellent Mac programmers work and thrive there.

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    7. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Personally, I suspect the business/marketing/PR/HR side of MS is to blame.
      So... I assume you mean Steve Ballmer, and the act-alikes that seem to be talking for the company these days. Judging by that interview, Ballmer should go into politics because he already talks like a politician.

      The problem can be summarized by a quote from a Microsoft employee's blog. "... in my experience working with various corporations, what the people in the trenches think is disregarded. If you're below a certain level, you're treated as someone from whom output is expected, but not opinions." This is a problem in any organization, but is only worsened when the managers and executives choose to surround themselves with yes-men. The result is a powerful reality distortion field, and usually poor decisions that leave those who work in the trenches disenfranchised. It's not just large corporations that are susceptable to this, either. I work for a medium sized business and regularily experience this.

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    8. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Your wording needs a little correction:

      "Netscape used to be THE place to work, much like Google is now."

      There. That wasn't difficult.

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    9. Re:Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why look, everyone, a bitter virgin on a Friday night, wondering why the killer computer he "built" isn't getting him laid.

      FYI - Just because your closed fist isn't actually Tux's mouth doesn't make you straight.

  9. Not surprising by Snatch422 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is no surprise. Microsoft has gotten so big that they have become a jack of all trades but no longer a master at anything. When you try to do everything you expand so large that its hard to control the growth of the company and management policies. Microsofts sole power was in being able to compensate people well but people are leaving not because of money but because they do not like the job. This could be a big problem for Microsoft and we will watch Google and other companies slowly eat up some of the top devs from MS.

    1. Re:Not surprising by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      They have the funding to free divisions sufficiently for each to become the best or nearly the best at their particular task. I think the trouble might be an urge to integrate everything into one of three products: Office, XBox, or Windows. The marketing and management, mainly.

      Just have a developer in charge. Then appoint business types to act more as quartermasters than as managers, at least until QA and UI testing. And allowing and encouraging pet projects like Google would never hurt.

    2. Re:Not surprising by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This is no surprise. Microsoft has gotten so big that they have become a jack of all trades but no longer a master at anything. When you try to do everything you expand so large that its hard to control the growth of the company and management policies.

      This had a lot to do with the downfall of General Motors. Once so big and mighty it could do no wrong. Then this punk Ralph Nader pointed at one of their major failures and they handled it badly, first denying the problem then eventually running away from it. The Corvair really was a great car and a few tweaks was all it needed. 20 years later they'd repeat this incredible behaviour with the Fiero (engine fires, hard shifting, stuck brakes, stuff coming apart, etc. (I had one)) But the wealth of the company allowed it to cast off promise and potential over really minor issues. They acquired EDS and Hughes, neither of which had jack to do with their core competency which was building cars, yet they failed with on a regular basis.

      Microsofts sole power was in being able to compensate people well but people are leaving not because of money but because they do not like the job.

      The money isn't even that good, particularly since an experienced developer who knows his arse from a hole in the ground could go elsewhere for better. Microsoft is delusional being blind-sided by this.

      This could be a big problem for Microsoft and we will watch Google and other companies slowly eat up some of the top devs from MS.

      It's been happening since the dawn of time. What Microsoft is utterly failing to do and what they should do is spin off companies. Instead they try to keep eveything under one roof -- Video games, Office Automation, Servers, ISP, Operating System, Consumer Electronics, Television, Web Portal, etc. They should be spinning these things off when they show potential, not continuing to bind everything together through Windows and IP. It's too much of a stretch and creates too much bureaucracy to keep it all together. We see the failure through the flaw count.

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    3. Re:Not surprising by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      They should be spinning these things off when they show potential, not continuing to bind everything together through Windows and IP.

      Unfortunately, Microsoft has profitted immensely from the ability to channel IP between divisions through internal conduits (i.e. the proverbial hidden system calls the Office Developers get to exploit that competitors never have access to...)

      Furthermore: Split it all up and it's not the Sears, Roebuck, and Co. that customers expect. It would become a bunch of botique stores at the mall.

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    4. Re:Not surprising by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Of course, all those new companies would immediately lose money. Office and OS get their respective monopolies, so would be profitable (and office might be interested in Linux). The others have nothing.

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  10. Dream jobs at Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you're working for a universally hated company you need to be well treated. Personally I'd prefer to lump shit all day before working for a company like Microsoft, but that's just because I have a little self respect.

    1. Re:Dream jobs at Microsoft? by xmorg · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Ill be honest I always wanted free soda and all the stuff that comes with a microsoft job. But seriously, you are the laughing stock of anyone who knows more about a comp than clicking the mouse and seeing the pretty colors,

      Everytime someone askes....
      Yea, I work for Microsoft,
      No, I didnt make the xbox controler.
      No, I didnt make the Works document format.
      No I dont know why your windows keeps going into safe mode off the top of my head....
      No I dont have a cracked beta of XP.

      Yea, Id go crazy too :D

    2. Re:Dream jobs at Microsoft? by badfrog · · Score: 1

      Trust me, you don't want a free soda job. I had one 3 years ago, gained 15 pounds in like 6 months. Didn't even occur to me what was causing it!

      Finally figured out to go back to coffee!

    3. Re:Dream jobs at Microsoft? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      When I worked at Microsoft there was this one kind of diet soda that they had there. I've never seen it anywhere else. God, it tasted so good. Unfortunatley it also made me really sick when I drank it, but I just couldn't stop myself. So, I took a job somewhere else.

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  11. Free Software by uan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Free software will always be the better alternative to closed source such as Microsoft!

  12. OK... this is stupid... by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All companies have internal employee gripes about working there with very few exceptions. Those exceptions tend to be companies that are flush with cash and are able to treat their employees as they should be treated. But when it comes to "brass tacks", the niceties are the first thing to go. Now, I should also say that I can't stand Microsoft or Windows, I think they're both shite. But, Windows isn't going to suddenly disappear and niether is Microsoft. Witness the auto industry. There are companies out there that make shitty autos but you don't see them dying out. You also don't see consumers russhing out to buy a new car every time the auto industry says to do so. The same thing applies to Windows. As much as Microsoft might wish that people will flock to Vista (whatever flavor) the real truth, and they know this, is that there are people who are STILL going to be running Windows 95 out there if it still works for them. So, none of this article warrants gloating about the demise of Microsoft. It ain't gonna happen. If it were, then Chevy should have disappeared decades ago.

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    1. Re:OK... this is stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Witness the auto industry. There are companies out there that make shitty autos but you don't see them dying out.

      They'd die if their cars crashed once a day.

    2. Re:OK... this is stupid... by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's a lot of auto makers, though, and not all of them do very well. Sure, most turn a modest profit, but they're not the big movers, and many will fluctuate between profit and not from quarter to quarter.

      The analogy is poor, though, because one of the reasons Microsoft is able to pull in such a great amount of money is that the near dominance of the OS market means that their other products are both easier to maintain (only need to code one "real" version) and a nearly sure bet (if you make the main applications, you can kill off the competition easier by adjusting for code changes far in advance, rather than waiting for new APIs to be released).

      However, the thing that really interests me in the article, that I think you're missing, is that a technology company tends to maintain dominance by continuous innovation. What it sounds like to me is that Microsoft is starting to get too many managers and they're losing the good designers and developers.

      The other major catch that differentiates the OS and software market from the car market (and numerous other markets) is that for cars, a single company will come out with numerous models. So if Toyota's SUV models are selling poorly, their car models might pick up the difference so they still do well. If Microsoft releases a flop, even just one, well, what's the alternative? An old application that they don't get money from anymore? People sticking with the old apps they already have, also not contributing to MS's bottom line? If Vista doesn't have many new people picking it up, the past 5 years of development will be relativly worthless. Similarly, new versions of their programs that utilize key features of Vista but run nearly identical to the older versions when placed on old operating systems? Those probably won't do as well either.

      I don't think that Microsoft is going to disappear anytime soon, and honestly I hope that they don't -- even if they lose marketshare, I still think it's good to have their influence on the OS and app market. But if their apps end up overdesigned and overmanaged and people don't buy them, well, they don't have nearly as much fallback as companies that deal with hardware or other consumer goods. They get to rely on savings. Of course, they have enough savings to hold them over for quite a long time, but a slip can start a downward trend that's impossible to completely recover from.

      Not to mention that all of those managers probably get paid more than the developers and designers...

    3. Re:OK... this is stupid... by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? Rover went bust... (for our friends across the pond, it's a UK car manufacturer that finally went bust after buyouts after buyout and rescue packages)

    4. Re:OK... this is stupid... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      So... you're saying there's hope yet? Sun might eventually bite it? ;P

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    5. Re:OK... this is stupid... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Don't forget, those savings are owned by the company (and therefore their shareholders).

      Imagine you are a large corporate shareholder, and say, 2 years in a row, Microsoft give you nothing - no dividend and no stock growth. Are you just going to sit there, or start asking some serious questions about why that pile of cash isn't working for you.

      The billions in the bank could move very quickly.

  13. Vista by glockNine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With some of its key breakthrough features gone, Vista's improvements include better handling of peripheral devices, such as printers and scanners, and cutting in half the time it takes to start up. Those are needed improvements, and there's no doubt that hundreds of millions of copies will be sold as people upgrade to new PCs. But the changes are hardly the stuff of cutting-edge software engineering.

    Indeed. Microsoft is going to have to rely heavily on its marketing dept. in order for Vista to sell. I mean, seriously, what does it really have to offer that is a big improvemnt on XP, or even 2000 for that matter. Sure, the fanboys will all buy it becasue it is the "new and exciting MS Operating System" and joe sixpack will get it with his new computer, but what businesess will be able to justify the cost of a meaningless upgrade.

    If MS is really going to be pushing better printer and scanner compatibilty, a new GUI, and faster startup times as the big features in Vista, they might as well just let all of their top programmers go to google and start hiring all of the top marketing people in the world to replace them.

    1. Re:Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      what businesess will be able to justify the cost of a meaningless upgrad

      none

    2. Re:Vista by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      The proof of your "none" is the over 50% of businesses that never bought into XP and are still running 2000 in one form or another.

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    3. Re:Vista by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1


      "what does it really have to offer that is a big improvement on XP"

      Introducing:

      WINDOWS ON THE WORLD CLUB

      brought to you by... AOL PREMIUM BROADBAND

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      Hey, 24.7 million subscribers who routinely let AOL download and install whatever it wants without the slightest clue about what it is and what it does can't be wrong. It will be painless - you won't have a clue how often you're getting patched. Microsoft is in the content business. Be afraid...be very afraid.

      billy - resistance is ....what the hell I am thinking...this is AOL..you're not gonna resist

    4. Re:Vista by smallpaul · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I don't really see that it matters a lot whether Vista "sells". Microsoft has to continue to upgrade their operating system platform so that it is seen as sufficiently modern. That's enough to deter defectors ("switchers"). When they unbundle something like WinFS, the .NET Runtime and Avalon, that still deters switchers, because those features are still only available on Windows. It's not important what is in the box: it's what is available for the platform.

      Of course, from a short-term profits point of view, it would be great if people paid for Vista upgrades instead of waiting until they revved their next computer. If you can get them to upgrade now AND buy a copy with the next computer then you are of course laughing all the way to the bank. But if all they can do is sell the OEM versions with the computers, and cross-sell Office and the server stuff they'll still be making money left, right and center.

    5. Re:Vista by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Quite a lot of businesses may go for Vista that are currently on Win2k. In a sense, now that they see it's around the corner, a lot of people may suspend an XP upgrade until then.

      That said, the switch to webapps is considerable, and will continue, while the OS and Office go nowhere.

      Long term, in my opinion, the writing is on the wall for Microsoft.

    6. Re:Vista by ccp · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Microsoft is going to have to rely heavily on its marketing dept. in order for Vista to sell.

      May I suggest there's a confusion about the meaning of "sell"?
      Vista is not going to be sold, but is going to be preloaded with almost every new computer.
      MSFT sells to OEMs, not to people. You and me sure try a new Linux distro every couple of months, but in the Windows Universe users just don't change OSes. And they tend to keep using the computers until they fall apart.
      My wife uses three PCs in her small business: one Win95, two Win98. They're really old, but they do the job. There are millions and millions like her out there.
      On the other side, big businesses have preplanned replacement of hardware, on a three, four or five year cycle that's almost set on stone.

      So my point is that for MSFT no new product is going to be either a blockbuster or an abject failure. They're going to follow the hardware replacement cycle, meaning they have an income flow guaranteed, but no upside neither.

      My guess is that this hoopla about Vista is just a smokescreen directed to their shareholders, because when they realise that MSFT is not going to be a growth company anymore the P/E will have to adjust, and is going to get ugly.
      I'd bet a stock price of 15 in one or two years.

      Cheers,
      Carlos Cesar

  14. Deja Vu All Over Again by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    In other news, Ballmer announces that Microsoft is halting all other work for a month to concentrate on security. We can all be assured that the Microsoft that emerges will finally be secure. Because when Microsoft does something, it does it right, even when that something is not just abusing its monopoly.

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    1. Re:Deja Vu All Over Again by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation -1
          100% Troll

      Attention TrollMods: "Provocative" != "Troll". It == "makes you talk". So disagree if you can, instead of your cowardly, anonymous suppression.

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  15. Get Back to Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a MSFT stockholder. All you layabouts, get off your duffs and get back to work. Whaddya want, more free Cokes? Give me a break.

    You want to be smurfy, get good enough to work for the research arm and then we'll talk. Otherwise be thankful you aren't stuck in a cubicle at Symantec or somewhere lame.

    Youse don't know how good youse got it.

    1. Re:Get Back to Work by HeliumHigh · · Score: 1

      Otherwise be thankful you aren't stuck in a cubicle at Symantec or somewhere lame.

      Compared to what? Free perks, unix-diggin chicks, as much coke and dr. pepper you can drink at Google? Not to mention access to one of the coolest server farms anywhere!


      "My name is Kai-Fu Lee, and I switched to Google for the INSANE perks!" http://google.com/switch

  16. "internal unrest... from their own employees" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I guess that's better than internal unrest from someone elses employees

  17. Yeah... a little too late by msaver · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Is it too late?
    Let's see... the new version of the operating system used by a large majority of the world has been expected for a long time. The (relatively) scant time remaining should be spent for small changes -- polishing stuff up and finding those hard-to-find bugs. The main elements of the project should be basically implemented, it should be time to ensure a rock-solid product in light of it's competition from the Unix-likes of the world (including, of course, OSX).

    And where are we now? IE7 is the same browser it's been for, what, 4 or 5 years now... they just added tabs. Did they even write the code for tabbed browsing themselves or did they send the CrazyBrowser guys a couple dollars for their code? At a time when CEO's and programmers alike should be getting exciting, we have reports of pissed of workers and incidents involving Google-cursing and chair-chucking. And what's the deal with WinFS anyway? We hear that we'll need a gig of RAM to run this thing, but what the heck is it going to be used for?

    I can't see how they could release this for, as Balmer puts it, an embarassingly long time. If Balmer is 'revamping of the engineering and the processes' this late in the game, things must be pretty rough. Development seems pretty stale right now and the pressure is on Microsoft -- if this OS isn't as popular as it has historically been people (and distributors) might take a look at Red Hat or Ubuntu.

    So yeah... this alleged change comes a liiitle bit late.
  18. MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by mcguyver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To put this in perspective MS has 61,000 employees. If MS has 200 disgruntled employees then that's 0.003% of their staff. At a former company we had 150 employees and it's safe to say that 10% of them were disgruntled, if not more. If you want to find a disgruntled employees, look not at Microsoft but at the DMV, Delta and Northwest airlines. /devils advocate

    1. Re:MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by abiessu · · Score: 1

      Nitpick... 200/61000 ~ 0.003 = 0.3%.

      Otherwise, good point... if Microsoft lost every one of its disgruntled employees, it would barely register (except for the high-profile ones, of course).

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    2. Re:MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Ballmer,I did not know you are using the "mcguyver" alias on Slashdot!

      I have worked at still work at Microsoft for the last 10 years, and I assure you it is way more then 200 disgruntled employees.

    3. Re:MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by slashflood · · Score: 1
      WHAT the HELL are you freak'n talking about?

      200 disgruntled MS employees == 0.003 %
      discgruntled employees in every other company == 10.000 %
      Trolling?
    4. Re:MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by mcguyver · · Score: 1

      Several dozen employees out of 61,000 people is not an epidemic. At a time where large airlines are declaring bankruptcy and were only a few years out of the recession of 2001, it does seem inaccurate to pick on Microsoft when there are so many better candidates. Any company on the front page of f*ckedcompany would be a good start and it's likely that you would find more disgruntled employees.

    5. Re:MS has 61,000 empoyees so... by slashflood · · Score: 1

      I guess, there are a lot more employees pissed: MiniMSFT.

      I don't know, I'm not involved in that, but I met a former MSFT employee and he is still kind of brainwashed, but as time goes by, he's getting back to normal and he tells me more and more very strange stories about his former job.

      Actually, I don't care. Read the blog, it's very interesting.

  19. Same thing happening here at Pixar by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The culture just isn't what it used to be, and besides that, people are getting burned out, considering the kind of hours we've kept for the last howevermany years. Not to mention that management has made some bad decisions lately that have hurt the company, and there's a murmur of concern going around that Cars is going to be Pixar's first ho-hum movie.

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    1. Re:Same thing happening here at Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the trailer and I say this as a fan and cheerleader of pixar.. It sure looks like it. You guys need to can that film.. fast. The animation looked very mediocre when I saw a trailer for it.

    2. Re:Same thing happening here at Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's one company I would cut some slack, it's Pixar. I'm willing to judge Cars on the merit of the finished product. I would have missed a lot of really kick-ass movies had I judged them on some preliminary CGI from trailers and such.

    3. Re:Same thing happening here at Pixar by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

      The funny (or not-so-funny) thing about Cars is this: with every movie we've done, we've focused on improving specific aspect of rendering and animation. For example, with Monsters it was fur and hair; with Incredibles it was fabric. But with Cars, it's reflective surfaces. That's right, chrome is the big deal in Pixar's next movie. Those of us who tried to convince directors and management that CG chrome has been, y'know, done before, were ignored.

      Oh well... I've heard Lucasfilm is hiring.

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    4. Re:Same thing happening here at Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah Monsters Inc has great hair, and Incredibles has fabric, but the charm of the movie isn't the CGI but the story. No, it's not like other have said as being "The secret life of /insert thinghere/", but of the importance of friendship, family, caring for others. That's what made them good. The CGI was just a way to tell the story (a very good way, mind you).

      After all, even Luxo Jr wouldn't be as good without the parent lamp, and seeing the joy of a child within the actions of a small lamp. Otherwise it's simply animating a cone on a stick and a sphere. The story is the genius of the Pixar product, the CGI gives it believability.

      Has Cars lost the touch? We will see. As others have said, the tailer is not as enticing as the previous movies.

    5. Re:Same thing happening here at Pixar by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like you'd do OK there...

      Sit down with a 5 year old and ask them why they love Monster's Inc/The Incredibles/Finding Nemo/Toy Story 2.

      You will not once hear them say "Oh yeah, the CG was great". That's what Dreamworks do, tell people about the CG, and no-one cares any more.

      Maybe you should watch some great films that did nothing to progress technology, but just told a story and used the appropriate technology to tell it. Even something like Casablanca whose whole premise has no basis in fact, shot on a studio lot. Or Clerks which was done on a very low budget.

      Already, almost no-one cares about the 1st 2 Star Wars prequels. They may have been technologically amazing, but content wise, they stank, and that's what matters.

      And guess what? There happens to be quite a lot of chrome on cars. I'd tend to agree with the management.

  20. The chair has the floor by RickMuller · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chairs will continue to fly until morale improves.

    1. Re:The chair has the floor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The daily beatings didn't work then?

    2. Re:The chair has the floor by CvD · · Score: 1
    3. Re:The chair has the floor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid. It's vastly better than government workers' motto of "we'll rip off taxpayers with higher taxes until our morale improves."

  21. That business with Ballmer and the chair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... reminded me of Randall Flagg in The Stand. Neither of those guys seem to take bad news well. I wonder what else they have in common?

  22. Can't say I'm suprised by Bardez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a soon-to-graduate senior, I can't possibly express how much I want to avoid Microsoft, but I can try. For one, you have anti-compete clauses. Although from what I've seen and heard these are pretty common, but MS is in everything. I think the only IT industry they haven't infiltrated is porn, and while it is a very richeous and worthwhile industry, that isn't what I'm trying to do with my life. Combine that with the fact that their development is very dictated: 'this is what we want, we just need manpower to actually type the code in.' Microsoft, you used to be cool. What happened to you? You fell off and started making things quick and cheap (no so quick in Vista's case) to make as much money as possible. While this may be a smart approach to business, it isn't a smart approach to customers. These problems are what net you all the criticism

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    1. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't want to be here, then we don't want you. It's quite simple really.

    2. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the only IT industry they haven't infiltrated is porn, and while it is a very richeous and worthwhile industry, that isn't what I'm trying to do with my life."

      Given that you're on Slashdot, you're already on the wrong path.

    3. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Er, I have to object to your email. Microsoft is still definitely worth a shot, especially if the non-compete clause (it's no worse than anyone else's, really) and your notion of their approach to development are your main concerns.

      Combine that with the fact that their development is very dictated: 'this is what we want, we just need manpower to actually type the code in.'

      Not true, really. They'll tell you what they want, definitely, but they don't tell you "here are detailed specs and algorithms, now just type this up." Criticism, information, feedback, and design decisions flow both ways. As a developer, you will influence the design and direction of your work if you want to. And if you do just execute the tasks you're given in the most robot-like fashion possible, that's probably not good.

      Now, you still may not like Microsoft -- I tried Microsoft, and I didn't like it (just didn't really fit with the corporate culture) -- but your concerns really aren't relevant.

    4. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1

      Indirectly, MS is in porn too. They did a lot of backdoor deals with porn vendors to make sure their video codecs got used.

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    5. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by NullProg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You really can't afford to be that naive as a "soon-to-graduate senior" if you want a job of any kind. You're at the absolute bottem of the totem pole. You should be grateful and say, "thank you" to ANY company that will offer you any kind of job, especially Microsoft. As is, it sounds like you're going to be delivering pizzas with your newly minted degree.

      Wow. No reason to be hatefull.

      You do know that 98% of the cpus in use on the planet don't run Windows. Yes, the gas pumps, the VCR/DVD players, the television sets etc. all use microprocessors that don't run windows. The 8051, 68000, Dragon, Z-Logic, PIC are all systems that still require talented programmers.

      For you to shred this guy is just un-called for.

      As an experienced IT person, I gotta say that if you were a smart soon-to-graduate senior, you wouldn't be writing off a job at the largest, most well-respected, most stable company in the entire industry (and possibly the country).

      As a experienced IT person I would hope your using the right tool for the right job. Windows doesn't fit in every situation (I'm not saying OSX/Linux/etc. does either). As far as Microsoft being well respected, you should admit that this is your own opinion and not that of the IT/Consumer industry as a whole.

      No flame war intended.

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    6. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most well-respected...
      Hmmm...
    7. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I gotta say that if you were a smart soon-to-graduate senior, you wouldn't be writing off a job at the largest, most well-respected, most stable company in the entire industry (and possibly the country).

      I was a senior in the mid 80s. If I had taken your advice, I would have gone for a career as a lifer IBM or DEC instead of one of the up-and-coming smaller computer companies.

      Man, am I glad I didn't take any such advice.

    8. Re:Can't say I'm suprised by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Holyshit! Mark this guy +99 insightful. I am all out of mod points. Great comment.

  23. XBOX by przemeklach · · Score: 1

    No one has mentioned anything bad about the xbox division, I would love to work there. I think it would be kul to work alongside artists/graphic designers. Anyone here work for the xbox division? I can see how it would be boring working on the team that does windows updates, the same stuff all the time yawn...

    1. Re:XBOX by Ctrl+Alt+De1337 · · Score: 1

      If you would like to know what is wrong with the Xbox division, it is quite simply that it loses hundreds of millions of dollars every year. It has never come even close to breaking even, and with the upcoming Xbox 360 release it probably won't for the near future. I have no idea what it's like to work for Microsoft in general much less the Xbox division, but it probably weighs on them occasionally that they are destined to be a cash drain in perpetuity.

    2. Re:XBOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> --
      >> MSFT? Really? Do you also go to lunch at MCD and
      >> have a burger with a KO?

      Hold on, I'll ask someone that works at GE, IBM, DELL, or GM.

    3. Re:XBOX by obarthelemy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I beg to disagree.

      I used to work at a software shop that did business apps on the one hand, and games on the other hand. Guess what ? Both are essentially the same job, with the same processes and quite a bit of skills in common, even if games are usually in C/C++, and Biz apps in another language. When you get down to it, it's setting specs and developping to them. The Artists are more of an issue than a fun factor, with their inate tendency to disregard technical constraints. But then again, you get that also with ergonomics / looks in biz apps, especially if they are web-based.

      I found the level of maturity quite a bit higher with the biz apps developement people. Superficially, that does seem to mean less fun, but in the long run, that means fewer conflicts, more learning (vs grandstanding)... You even get to interact more with your users, and evolve your projects over time (vs "just" having magazine reviews and pewing out rushed patches).

      I am not a developper, but if I were, I'd definitely go for the Biz Apps market.

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    4. Re:XBOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but not quite. It's more than MSFT is faster and easier to type than Microsoft. Check out some IM chats and you'll see almost nothing BUT abbreviations and shortened words.

    5. Re:XBOX by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1

      Though it's been over seven years since I was in the game development industry, my experience agrees with yours almost exactly.

      That said, there's something to be said for creating a game and seeing it on store shelves, then watching people play it and thinking "I helped create that."

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  24. Another old proverb: by badfrog · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All empires fall.

    (We can only hope)

  25. Steve Ballmer.... to make changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does that mean? Throw a few more chairs around?

  26. first math nazi! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you mean .3%.

  27. Solution... by grumpyman · · Score: 1
    Dole out couple millions (not even pocket change) to UC Berkeley (or whatever good school) to keep handful of 'research' students alive and code for the prototype. In one year, release beta and open source it. By the second year, you've probably got an OS as robust (not compatibility) as Vista.

    Well... some people just never get it.

  28. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employees critical of their employer?!?! Surely NO OTHER company on the planet has this problem! M$ truly must be teh sux0rz!

  29. so much money... by craters · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft has so much money that besides the screw ups we KNOW about, it could screw up on numerous unknown projects without ever having a hit to it's bottom line. Thus you get a culture where stupid is as management does. The end result is lack of true innovation which also results in lack of choice for consumers and businesses.

  30. It's a transition point, nothing more by winkydink · · Score: 1

    They will either make it through successfully or they won't. They've made it through several others, my money would be on them making it through this one.

    Google, if they are ever as successful, will face the same challenges as they grow.

    One final thing. Microsoft hasn't issued stock options for quite a while now, something the BW writer missed.

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  31. Just Like IBM about 20 years ago... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Fewer BizDev losers would go a long way

    I have dealt with people at Microsoft in the past, and found that their problem is not with their engineers or with the guys in the trenches, but with the business development guys. Seriously, how many of them does it take to screw a lightbulb? It's pathetic ... So much schmoozing and nonsense, no focus on real results - everyone is always trying to get that one big deal, not focusing on the incremental stuff that is vital to actual innovation taking place.

    Yep. Been there.

    About 20 years ago we have various vendors come in and pitch their Big Iron to us. We hardly needed DEC to show up, because we already loved them. We had to let IBM show up because the boss always had a soft spot in his heart for them and people with suits and ties who know nothing about operations or programming think IBM=Answers.

    So these IBM guys come in and pitch to us like they were made in the Gotti family. A few questions are fielded semi-informatively, but the tone said "listen you stupid moron, stop wasting our time, just buy the the thing because we know and you should know, there's nothing better and you're just a damn fool if you don't".

    We didn't. Ironically we ended up with Pr1me, because our new software would run on it. IBM eventually went through a few years of real housecleaning, as everytime I tried to contact Sales regarding an order for an RS/6000, I got a different salesman or an answering machine with "I'm no longer with IBM please direct your call to ..." Finally getting the order through a district sales manager for the state(!) and even he had to be told what we were ordering and not to keep trying to tack on color monitors and laser printers we didn't want or need.

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  32. favorite quote: by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 1


    Ballmer smacks his meaty hands together for emphasis

    I wonder if he would take that as a compliment.

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    1. Re:favorite quote: by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      I believe the phrase should be "Slaps his hands around his meat," This being the Microsoft salute.

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  33. Vanishing Giant by Enfurno · · Score: 0

    Microsoft was once a giant, but now there are many other giants with much more integrity. I read some years ago that Bill Gates was responsible for creating the most millionaires over anyone else. Will this still be the case with companies like google on the constant rise?

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  34. How many Microserfs does it take... by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to change a lightbulb?

    Seven.

    One Project Manager...to write up the requirements.
    One MBU Intern...to report on how Apple engineers did it in Tiger.
    One Marketing Droid...to call CNet and tell Ina Fried that it'll be changed in an innovative and exciting new way in Windows Vista.
    One Software Engineer...to begin work on it and then take a job at Google implementing Lightbulb Beta.
    One CEO...to throw his chair around his office when he finds out.
    One PR Flack...to explain to Bob Enderle how "although the lightbulb won't be changed in Windows Vista, it will be released in 2007 as a separate, more refined technology."

    And Paul Thurrot, who will receive a private demostration of the lightbulb, devote one week on SuperSite explaining that Apple's lightbulb in Tiger is dimmer, Google's Lightbulb Beta is "limited," and MS's solution, while late, is indeed superior and "Highly recommended."

    1. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sadly, the joke isn't as extreme as the actual answer:

      http://blogs.msdn.com/ericlippert/archive/2003/10/ 28/53298.aspx

      According to that, the minimum is about 42 people to make any change. A lot of this is because of things like localisation issues. (One translator for each language...)

    2. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by tktk · · Score: 1

      And if you notice--the lightbulb actually hasn't been changed.

    3. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Hang on, you left out that cow at the Yankee Group.

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    4. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Pedantic nitpick number 43: it's "Rob" Enderle...

      And you forgot...Bill Gates - who comes up with the idea to change the lightbulb in the first place...after his father suggests it would increase his holdings...

      You also forgot fifty /. Windows shills who proclaim that lightbulb changing is just more proof that Linux can't compete on the desktop...

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    5. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by aschlemm · · Score: 1

      And one ring to rule them all...

    6. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "the lightbulb actually hasn't been changed."

      Darkness is a new feature in Vista. If you're unable to work in the dark then it's your fault for not knowing how to fully use it, a new MS Certification training will remedy that.

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    7. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by houghi · · Score: 1

      ...to change a lightbulb?

      None. Darkness will be the new standard. Each time a lightbulb breaks, you have to pay them.

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    8. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      How do I translate 'Unicode will make us free' into twentyseven languages by tomorrow morning so it can go on the coffee mugs we'll give away at next Tuesday's motivational meeting?

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    9. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      There wasn't a lightbulb-change feature in Unix in 1987. Why do you even bring up Linux here?

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    10. Re:How many Microserfs does it take... by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Uhhhh... Find a group of persons collectively fluent in english, and twenty seven additional languages. Ask them.

  35. First item on Ballmer's list by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unbreakable office furniture!

    1. Re:First item on Ballmer's list by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have unbreakable Office, but I guess you have to start somewhere.

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    2. Re:First item on Ballmer's list by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate the value of a rubber housebrick with a builtin "glass-breaking" soundtrack. Hours on tension relief and little damage to the surrounding fixtures...

  36. Is it Too Late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    One can only hope, my friend. One can only hope.

    1. Re:Is it too late? by mulcher · · Score: 1

      Plus Microsoft now owns Virtual Server... so they can provide backwards compatibility just as Mac provides Classic Support.
      Easy solution to a complex problem. Now there is no need
      to worry about DLL hell. Of course, this would be an innovative solution to a complex problem. I wonder if they will do it. Sure it takes a page out of Mac, but who really cares.

    2. Re:Is it too late? by dedded · · Score: 1
      "fork an incompatible version that breaks backwards compatibility"

      You mean like Itanium? [*] Backwards compatibility is the monopoly. A Windows that wouldn't run any of the existing Windows software out there wouldn't sell. People and businesses would continue buying the 'Win32 legacy' product. An Office that wouldn't read the old .DOC formats wouldn't sell. Et cetera.

      * Strictly speaking, Itanium doesn't break backwards compatibility--it'll run X86 code. But if you intend to run X86 code Itanium is a poor choice. That's why AMD's X86-64 was such a great idea: substantial improvements and real backwards compatibility.

    3. Re:Is it too late? by RoLi · · Score: 1
      The conservative position held under Ballmer's leadership appears to be "throw more time/money/people at it" and stay the course.

      I think you meant "throw more time/chairs/money/people at it"

  37. OssWindows anyone? by NorwBlue · · Score: 1
    I used to make quick "hacks" in the old days(dos 2.x etc) and had a quite flexible license policy:

    1. All use was free for personal use.

    2. All use was free for charities(except religious, but thats just me)

    3. No armed forces use(or any organisation connected to use or manufacture of arms)

    4. For any company see pricelist.

    It worked excellent. some ppl loved the sw and made their bosses buy it so they could use it at work to(profit!!)

    How about MS doing the same? They would still make lots of money?

    Or

    Or why just not open up the source? If they just make/use a licence that keep them in control, they would probably even get Vista out the door with scripting, journaling filesystem or whatever they are scrapping to make the deadline.

    It would absolutly give back MS its cool. It might even make the workers proud to be a part of it.

  38. Like our government, Microsoft confuses the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with what it wants to be true. Microsoft has for a long time gotten away with aggressively telling its own story. Not everyone has believed it, but most people equate the size and wealth of Microsoft with... a "they know what they're doing" perception.

    Once upon a time, Bill Gates shot from the hip and made some PR blunders. With the right coaching, he came to sound like many politicians and CEOs - speaking while saying very little, always staying on message and never acknowledging weaknesses.

    After awhile, when you start talking like that, it seems like people actually start to believe what they're saying. Gates and Balmer forgot how to say "we need to radically shake things up" or simply "it's hard to be this big."

    Microsoft is facing a major crisis - and Steve and Bill are too rich, too coached and too insulated to realize they have no idea what the fuck they are doing anymore.

  39. Is it too late? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    God I hope so!

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  40. saw it coming when Ballmer took over by SideshowBob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's just like Apple when Jobs was ousted and Scully took over. The pinheads don't know how to inspire/lead/challenge the techies.

    Same thing with HP when it was no longer a place for engineers, run by engineers.

    You can probably find the same pattern repeating at lots of high tech companies.

    1. Re:saw it coming when Ballmer took over by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is whatever seems to pass for business schools now a days.

      Megalomaniacs go get their MBA and drive these companies like teenagers stealing their dads hotrod using up all the "Human Resources" in the process and leaving a burnt out wreck at the scene while the welfare system and shareholders foot the bill.

    2. Re:saw it coming when Ballmer took over by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      I worked at a company where a 'company founder' like Jobs was around. He was powerful enough to walk into any meeting and destroy the possibility of anything productive coming out of it by nitpick and tangental rant.

      There was a reason Jobs needed to leave Apple at that time. It wasn't a 'coup.' It was a purge.

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  41. I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I doubt they have any idea what's going on in MS.

    "If you take a look at where we're going with innovation, what we have in the pipeline, I'm very excited. The output of our innovation is great," says Ballmer. "We won the desktop. We won the server. We will win the Web. We will move fast, we will get there. We will win the Web."

    They won the server? How the hell do they figure they won the server? And how does one "win the Web"? You might win webbased email, or search engines, but how do you "win the web"?

    1. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      They aren't even close to winning the server. Maybe they can convince most of the non-techies that they won the server, but they didn't. They're WAY behind on the web, in any way I can interpret it...Apache beats IIS both by functionality and marketshare, Google beats them on search engines and email...Maybe Microsoft has a prettier website?

    2. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Here's a useful statistic for you: there are about 2 million aspx pages out there, about 6 million jsp pages out there, and about 150 million PHP pages out there.

      [wait for it]

      And there are almost 600 million asp pages in the catalog.

      Remember that paying customers build dynamic pages, not static pages. I don't know about you, but owning 75% of the dynamic pages out there doesn't sound like being beaten.

    3. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by sethadam1 · · Score: 1

      um...how about a source for that?

      Also, remember that MANY sites change their default php file extension to .html.

      I would also point out that Apache runs on FAR more servers than IIS. Also, many sites funnel through a single page (like say, um... Slashdot? How many pages are served through comments.pl or article.pl? They count as two pages, but serve up 750,000 pages a day) So what type of measure is that?

      ASP is more likely to be used in a business, where they tend to use individual pages for everything for search engine optimization, whereas personal sites and blogging tools that use PHP tend to funnel through a central page for dynamic content.

    4. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by revscat · · Score: 1

      Gotta call bullshit on this one. First off, Apache has over 80% market share, and it by no means runs ASP pages. Second, file suffix is no guarantee for what lies underneath. Suffixes for Java frameworks alone run from the usual .jsp, to .dhtml (ATG Dynamo), .do (Jakarta Struts), to .tss (Tapestry) and so forth and so on.

    5. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by rlanctot · · Score: 1

      Developers developers developers developers developers.
      Developers developers developers developers developers.

      Unless you work for Google, then you're part of the Axis of Evil.

      Hey, where are you guys all going? Wait! Lemme tel you about the new Visual Studio, now with free Viagra!

    6. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would also point out that Apache runs on FAR more servers than IIS.

      I'd like to point out that even in their heyday, Netscape didn't fool themselves into thinking they were 'winning' on the basis of the count of public-facing Internet websites.

      Apache can run on any number of millions of Internet servers, serving up vanity pages and mom-and-pop retail sites.

      The money is in corporate Intranet servers facing inward, to employees. And crummy site-counter statistics on the Web aren't even CAPABLE of counting those.

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    7. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      80% of what market? The 'waste time' sites we all browse from home, and that people slough off at work reading?

      Web-enabling a company internally doesn't show up in your 80% statistic. External spiders don't count Human Resource servers at XYZ Incorporated.

      Nobody, or very few people, pay for the stuff that the bulk of the Apache servers deliver. A lot of companies pay dearly, and benefit greatly, from the internal content that IIS delivers to employees.

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    8. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by revscat · · Score: 1

      80% of what market? The 'waste time' sites we all browse from home, and that people slough off at work reading?

      You have no idea what you are talking about. Not a little, not a small amount. Nothing. You may be all proud of the little ASP scripts you write, or whatever the fuck it is you do, but rest assured what you know about the enterprise is: dick all.

      What does Google run on? eBay? hotels.com? Amazon.com? The iTunes Music Store? E*Trade? Adobe.com? wired.com? The New York Times? CNN? The United Nations?

      I'll tell you, because you are probably too stupid to figure it out. Most of those run on Apache. The ones that don't run on open source Java servlet containers. Google runs on their own software, software that is based on... APACHE!

      Did you know that Expedia runs on IIS? Did you also know that they recently announced they are switching their entire platform to Java? Huh! Those fuckers! Don't have a CLUE as to what they're doing!

      And just out of curiosity: Is Microsoft paying you to spooge like this, or are you doing it on your free time?

    9. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      A dork with air amerikka as his url is going to bloviate about my knowlege of 'Enterprise?'

      You really missed the point. The Internet is a big giveaway. That you can point to five or six Big Successes that don't use Microsoft servers totally MISSES the point that corporate America, internally, does.

      Let us know when you've gotten a job at a company that doesn't run it's internal web server on a wobbly 386sx running Linux.

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    10. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by revscat · · Score: 1

      A dork with air amerikka as his url is going to bloviate about my knowlege of 'Enterprise?'

      Why yes, I am, because you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Oh wait! You're not implying that because you listen to Rush Limbaugh that you are more of an expert in the web enterprise server area, are you? Because that would be just fucking idiotic.

      That you can point to five or six Big Successes that don't use Microsoft servers totally MISSES the point that corporate America, internally, does.

      Huh! I seem to recall....

      80% of what market? The 'waste time' sites we all browse from home, and that people slough off at work reading?

      Yeah! That sounds familiar! "Waste time" sites, you said! It turned out you were full of shit, utterly, and completely. But rather than be a man and admit wrong, you change the subject.

      And hey crackah, you got any statistics to back up your bullshit? Cuz right now you pullin shit out of yo ass so regularly it's like you be made up of Metamucil or some shit.

    11. Re:I think the problem is Gates and Ballmer by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Huh! I seem to recall....

      You recall what, exactly? You've only cited 'public Internet' examples. The statistics on internal corporate server usage are much more difficult to obtain.

      I guess we're both blowing hot air.

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  42. bottoms up innovation by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article:
    After the ruling he praised Google, noting, "the culture is very supportive, collaborative, innovative, and Internet-like -- and that's bottoms-up innovation rather than top-down direction."

    Why do I get a mental picture of a row of Google engineers mooning Steve Ballmer?

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  43. Seriously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. I don't understand what's going wrong with Microsoft. They sure a lagging behind when it comes to shipping Vista but they are not getting into this for the first time - Shipping NT was similar or more mess than this and considering some new features are none the less going to be in Vista it's understandable that it will slip schedules.
    Apart from that if you see, they are doing a lot of good things - Visual Studio, WinFX on XP, Antispyware (it sounds not so great but it's a great strategic thing for sure), Office 12.. etc.
    I don't see the point - in a company of 60000 some people are bound to be unhappy while others are motivated and produce great stuff.

  44. Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked at Microsoft for a few years. I never found it to be a dream workplace. Many of the largest complaints I had (that of feeling like I was the victim of interdepartment turf wars) turned out to be extremely widespread.

    The basic problem is that despite a huge amount of effort on the part of senior management pushing a message of "help beyond your department," departments still have to justify budgets, and are very unwilling to cite cross-department contributions in this process. So you get a message of "go do this: it is important to the company" and then when you are done you get "I wish you hadn't taken the time out of studying for more MCP exams to make these admittedly great contributions."

    The problem was so bad in my department that the General Manager went to great lengths to make himself available on the floor and break down any image of him as being inaccessible. And yet he was entirely unsuccessful in this endevour.

    When I left, it became clear that my entire department was not long to remain in the US. About 2 months ago, they finally committed to lay off those in my department.

    I never found Microsoft to be a dream place to work. Politics of the worst sort (yeah, politics are everywhere), and in particular failure to recognize outstanding performance lead many blue badges in my department to feel very unhappy with their jobs. In short, we never felt valued.

    By nearly any account, I was a steller contributor. I was asked to provide leadership roles in various ways, from conducting training for my coworkers to acting as a technical lead in the response to the Blaster worm. Yet again, even though these roles were done at the request of management, I never felt that my contributions in these special projects was appreciated in any way, shape, or form. May have just been my department though.

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    1. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Skim123 · · Score: 3, Informative
      I never worked at Microsoft, but I was an intern there. And in watching some of the interal politics and talking with some team members in my group, I heard similar grumblings. But then again, my wife doesn't work at Microsoft, and she has expressed similar complaints about her past employers. So maybe it's more of a corporate America thing/large company thing, than a Microsoft thing.

      In any event, what I really liked about working at Microsoft for that summer was that the average intelligence of my coworkers seemed quite high, especially compared to my previous internship. (I worked for a Microsoft training partner/consulting firm.) This, alone, wasn't enough to have me take a full time job on at Microsoft; yes, working with smart folks is nice, but working 60 hour weeks and living in a place where the sun comes out 75 days in the year was far from my ideal career! :-)

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    2. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that the turf war phenominon is systematic and fairly universal regarding large companies. If it was just this area, I would not have a strong complaint.

      What I objected to was being asked to do something by my manager, and then be cut down for doing it later because some meaningless metric goal was not being exceeded by a factor of 2 or 3. (There were a couple of consecutiveyears where I passed 7 MCP exams in a 12 month period. As you can imagine, this got very boring, so I still met the goal of 2, and contributed my time in other ways).

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    3. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Skim123 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm not trying to defend your boss's actions or anything. It sucks, and sucky managers exist in every corp. Hopefully you found a job you like much better now. :-)

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    4. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm not trying to defend your boss's actions or anything. It sucks, and sucky managers exist in every corp. Hopefully you found a job you like much better now.

      I am now self-employed. Much, much better. We are looking at opening up an independant tech support call center within the next 2 months.

      The funny thing is that I know many people who have left Microsoft this last year and every one of them is happier today. That is a pretty strong statement about the work environment at Microsoft.

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    5. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "So maybe it's more of a corporate America thing/large company thing, than a Microsoft thing."

      Its more just a capitalism thing. Its just a basic fact of life that people want to make money. Most people want to make the most money they can. The way you make the most money you can in a corporation is to one way or another surpass your coworkers, to get the credit for successes weather you deserve it or not, and shift blame for failure away from you even if you deserve it.

      If you are good at playing this game you get promoted, you get more stock, you get bigger bonuses. There is just a vast difference in compensation between working people and those at VP and above. Top executives used to make 30X what workers did in the 80's, they now make 400x. VP is similar though not quite as big a multiple.

      Idealist geeks don't play this game well. They are just glad to get a paycheck and if someone lets them sit at their computer in peace. Its a key reason the people in marketing and sales tend to rocket in to upper management, that and geeks tend to lack social skills to survive in management.

      The best way to make money in a company is everyone works together and make great products and everyone makes lots of money and then there is a lot to spread around, Microsoft used to be like this when the stock just kept going up and everyone got rich on it even if you got less than others. Google is like this now. That is a "dream" company, everything is going right and everyone is making a lot of money.

      The problem sets in when it starts getting hard to make your killing. If all of a sudden stock options don't mean certain riches, raises are harder to come by and offshoring is in full swing political infighting and morale problems are just the inevitable result.

      If there is a limited pool of wealth the motivated and greedy opt out of working together and team success, instead they start playing politics to insure they climb and if necessary they do it over the bodies of the people around them, most of whom end up laying on the floor with a knife in their back. Competition is sometimes a great motivator but when it reaches a certain pitch inside a company it stops being a positive and turns in to pure corrosion.

      Most young geeks simply don't grasp that this game is even going on around them, and its why people in their office are driving expensive sports cars while they settle for a couple percent raise a year for 80 hour work weeks.

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    6. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its more just a capitalism thing. Its just a basic fact of life that people want to make money. Most people want to make the most money they can. The way you make the most money you can in a corporation is to one way or another surpass your coworkers, to get the credit for successes weather you deserve it or not, and shift blame for failure away from you even if you deserve it.

      Well, the basic problem is one of organizational structure. You have a large company divided into a number of profit and cost centers. Profit centers are expected to justify their budgets based on revenue, and cost centers are supposed to lose as little money as possible. Each of these departments is expected to justify their budget more or less independant of the rest of the company. It is this last bit-- this assumption that departments are independant that leads to these turf wars and, in the extreme case, the sort of problem I ran into at Microsoft.

      I don't see it as a Capitalist problem per se because I can imagine companies structured in a way that might discourage these sorts of problems. I.e the company would make *more* money, not less if these problems were solved.

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    7. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by demachina · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I don't see it as a Capitalist problem per se because I can imagine companies structured in a way that might discourage these sorts of problems. I.e the company would make *more* money, not less if these problems were solved."

      I think maybe the point you are missing is you think Capitalism is just a company versus company game. It is just as much, and inherently a person versus person game. You have to apply the same competitive angst there is between Microsoft and Google and extrapolate it to the managers of all the teams in your office who are competing for market(mind) share within the company with the executives above them who are the customers. You have to apply it to the engineers on a team who are competing for a larger share of the options, bonuses, raises and plum assignments. The engineers are totally at the bottom of the heap and a lot less adept at and prone to play the game than you will find among everyone who has made the jump on to the rungs of the management ladder and also EVERY salesperson in the organization. If you want to see competition at its most vicious just look at how salespeople think and work.

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    8. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Glyphn · · Score: 1
      As someone who's experience runs counter to this . . .

      Most people want to make the most money they can. The way you make the most money you can in a corporation is to one way or another surpass your coworkers, to get the credit for successes weather you deserve it or not, and shift blame for failure away from you even if you deserve it.

      I've seen this backfire in the most entertaining fashion, and I've also seen those who aren't interested in playing corporate games do quite well financially. I think a lot depends on the nature of your org, or your niche in your org

      Idealist geeks don't play this game well. They are just glad to get a paycheck and if someone lets them sit at their computer in peace. Its a key reason the people in marketing and sales tend to rocket in to upper management, that and geeks tend to lack social skills to survive in management.

      That last little qualifier there is not a small thing. Communication skills are essential to management, and given the nature of the responsibilities as one moves up the ladder, I don't think that's a bad thing. If you are a antisocial geek, you may be highly valued but in my company they'll put you in a nice buffered room in R&D (or some other tech spot) where you can't harm anyone with your mouth or mannerisms.

      The best way to make money in a company is everyone works together and make great products and everyone makes lots of money and then there is a lot to spread around...

      Agreed. And if you get the right management in place and retain them, you foster the sort of environment where this is possible, I think.

    9. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I don't discount what you are saying...

      But every one of your points presupposes that the the competition between departments occurs only within the scope of the department. I.e. it is more a fact of the rules which govern the competition rather than a feature of the competition themselves.

      I think that it is important for department heads to say "we made the following contributions outside our departmental mission. We assisted in X, Y, and Z. These did not cost additional money but may have negatively affected these specific metrics." The rule that say you don't do this is what sets up this problem.

      I.e. the problem is a factor of the organizational model and rules, rather than the main game. I do agree that it is largely a cultural problem, but I am not really sure I would characterize it as Capitalism per se....

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    10. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      >I never felt that my contributions in these special projects was appreciated in any way, shape, or form.

      This is pretty common in these days of commoditization of employees. When you're just a warm body, recognition doesn't make sense. As companies get bigger, this becomes more of a problem and these days, employees are just another resource, like paperclips or Post-its.

      Being treated like a human is becoming passe.

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      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    11. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I never worked at Microsoft, but I was an intern there.

      >what I really liked about working at Microsoft

      Huh?

    12. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      I never felt that my contributions in these special projects was appreciated in any way, shape, or form.

      I was in a similar position working with a Very Large multinational banking institution. My first four years there, I jumped through hoops showing off what an excellent worker I was. I, too, was trusted with high-profile tasks and a modicum of leadership/training, etc. My last year there, when it became certain that I was quitting, I started intentionally behaving like the World's Biggest Screw-off (late 50% of the time, disappear on undocumented breaks for hours, and even no-call-no-show at least ten days), just to experiment. Bottom line: I saw absolutely zero difference in the way I was treated. Only my peers noticed the change.

    13. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by NotBorg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Idealist geeks don't play this game well. They are just glad to get a paycheck and if someone lets them sit at their computer in peace."

      For me it's about job satisfaction. I want to know at the end of the day that I helped bring something better to the work being done weather locally in the work center or towards the completion of a project to be released.

      <rage control=false>Being cock blocked by power-hungry managers who realistically don't know shit about the job they "manage" does nothing but discourage me from going the extra mile.</rage>

      A quote from Office Space: "[...] But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."

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    14. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So maybe it's more of a corporate America thing/large company thing, than a Microsoft thing."

      'Its more just a capitalism thing.'


      So, it's capitalism that sucks. Check.

    15. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by dbIII · · Score: 1
      "help beyond your department," departments still have to justify budgets
      It happens in a lot of places. In one place where I worked I found that every month the finance department was leasing my little profitable three man section all kinds of gear from unprofitable departments, which they were still using themselves and I had never even seen. You don't get any sort of "team spirit" when games like that are going on which ensure that you are never going to get a pay rise and your section is always in danger of being shut down because it is artificially made to look as if it only breaks even. What you do get is mistrust, suspicion and a feeling that if anyone does help you it is going to come with a big pile of fake internal bills as well. Companies that are small enough to be informal or well run enough to reduce bullshit can actually get stuff done.
    16. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      By nearly any account, I was a steller contributor.

      Blow your horn a little louder, because I don't think you've started an avalanche in the Swedish Alps yet.

      Yet again, even though these roles were done at the request of management, I never felt that my contributions in these special projects was appreciated in any way, shape, or form. May have just been my department though.

      You're paid to do a job, and do it well. That's part and parcel of employment with any company. Why expect a pat on the back for simply meeting your obligations?

      Microsoft is a place of work like anywhere else, not a nursery for geeks.

    17. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      You're paid to do a job, and do it well. That's part and parcel of employment with any company. Why expect a pat on the back for simply meeting your obligations?


      You misunderstand me. What I resented was being encouraged to make contributions to the company as a whole and then having those thrown back in my face for not using that same time and energy to exceed my stated goals by that much more (when I was in fact exceeding them as well). I felt that this was backstabbing at its worst.

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    18. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      That last little qualifier there is not a small thing. Communication skills are essential to management, and given the nature of the responsibilities as one moves up the ladder, I don't think that's a bad thing. If you are a antisocial geek, you may be highly valued but in my company they'll put you in a nice buffered room in R&D (or some other tech spot) where you can't harm anyone with your mouth or mannerisms.

      Indeed. I have described managers as "information brokers" and this is what they do best (decision making I think is everyone's responsibibility, but managers just make different sets of decisions regarding information and providing that information to people). Obviously clear communication and critical thinking are important here. And these were my complaints about the way things were run in my department at Microsoft.

      Other things were equally problematic. I was a very strong advocate of having at least some sense of honesty in labling metrics. Lets at least be clear about what we are measuring.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    19. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a game promulgated by those in power, usually from the top down. That it is most often how large companies work in now way means it is the best way possible to maximize income, 'tho it may be the safest.
      A cooperative environment can lead to greater gains for all. Sadly, most companies wind up with a very selfish environment, that in which "I got mine, not because I'm great but because I screwed you over" taked precedence. Therein lies the game.

    20. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most young geeks simply don't grasp that this game is even going on around them, and its why people in their office are driving expensive sports cars while they settle for a couple percent raise a year for 80 hour work weeks.

      Some of us see the game with perfect clarity but simply don't care. I work on interesting problems, I do a good job, and my work is appreciated. Sometimes I hit crunch time, sure, but for the most part I work reasonable hours. I make just under 6 figures and I'd be comfortable living off quite a bit less than that. Do I have any desire to move into management or executive work? No.

      As for the problems described in that article, I think that is more a factor of company size and age than a capitalism thing. If you work at a relatively young, small company, there is a lot of room for growth. Profits spill over to the employees more often in that situation. In a place like Microsoft, the company has hit its peak already and is looking to trim fat in order to keep building profits. The "fat" usually equals you (Joe Average Employee) or your benefits.

    21. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

      Its more just a capitalism thing. Its just a basic fact of life that people want to make money. Most people want to make the most money they can. The way you make the most money you can in a corporation is to one way or another surpass your coworkers, to get the credit for successes weather you deserve it or not, and shift blame for failure away from you even if you deserve it.



      People dont want money just the security it buys them. I understand your first point but the later just make it seems you have a problem with getting credit for your work - easy tiger - Just relax take it easy its not your fault, take your time, think of everything you've got, etc
    22. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What department was it?

      Not development I hope from how you make whatever one it is you worked there in, didn't sound as if it was too cool from your point of view.

      If I were to WANT to work there?? It'd HAVE to be in development as a first choice. Question is - for what of theirs & where??

      Coding though - It's what I enjoy the most, because the work days pass faster than hell...

      * :)

      For example?

      I dig Anders Hejlsberg's work in Delphi, & any place that got his ideas put into it cannot be that bad I figure, because I like decent flexible powerful coding tools.

      An example of this?

      Well, Borland's Delphi & the extremely NICE work that creates, or potentially can create depending on who's wielding it, other works in wares. A tremendous range of variation of them & now (after A.H.?) it does even more types than it did under his design. And, when it was under his design control & contribution @ BORLAND?

      It beat the HELL out of MSVC++ & VB 5 on like 8-10 tests on varied types of programs for various purposes as far back as 1997. Especially in Math & Strings, which every program does. Even doubling MSVC++ here.

      Being part of an Ms-Office related team wouldn't be all THAT bad either imo, it's a great suite. Very capable &/or programmeable.

      Operating Systems level involvement would interest me greatly as well. Lots of range of possibles there for employ I am sure (testing, debugging, coding, networking, multimedia, hell - anything that rides on it &/or is built into it really).

      Especially Windows Server 2003 core based Operating Systems - damn thing's GOOD stuff, even how I use it only which is in its default install "Workstation/Pro" level capacity + features (limited, I don't need to be running IIS here for instance etc./et all).

      APK

      P.S.=> Well, that might be limiting myself though... the company's no doubt, HUGE (I worked right next to Microsoft Atlanta @ the "King & Queen" office park iirc & saw tons of people going in-out of there everyday for a year). Probably lots of functions are needed just to support its internal operations.

      There might be other WAY cool places &/or dept.'s @ MS I would get into, because Windows Server 2003 is, imo, awesome!

      E.G.-> If it's the core of Vista, then it'll be good too, stable & FAST @ least (with tons of features)...

      Anyhow, thanks for the feedback! apk

    23. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by demachina · · Score: 1

      Dude why don't you save your efforts at snap amateur psychoanalyze for yourself and Doctor Phil.

      This is just Office Politics 101. If they can get away with it middle managers:

      - take as much credit as they can for everything they can
      - inflate the degree of success of everything they and their team does
      - duck blame for everything
      - minimize the extent of failures

      A good managers objective is to make it appear that he and his team are always successful even when they are not. Managers that appear successful get money and power.

      Maybe in rare instances it wins a manager karma points for taking responsibility for failure and falling on your sword, or for not taking credit for some else's achievement even if you can get away with it. Its simply not a way to climb in a corporation most of the time, nor is it a way to maximize your wealth.

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      @de_machina
    24. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by demachina · · Score: 1

      "Some of us see the game with perfect clarity but simply don't care"

      Thats great and as long as your happy thats all that matters. Its should be noted that people that do see the game and live to play it LOVE people like you, because you are:

      A. One less competitor
      B. If they are in your team they can use you to advance their own wealth and power

      There is job security for content geeks who don't play the game, because you are less of threat to the people who are playing it so you get fewer daggers in the back. People playing the game will still screw you if they see advantage in it though.

      "As for the problems described in that article, I think that is more a factor of company size and age than a capitalism thing."

      Maybe the tendency is worse in bigger companies but I assure you all these motivations are inherent in the system and they can and do exist in small companies. Is partially just the more people you have the more climbers you have and their is an exponentially increasing number of possible relationships between the climbers.

      A small company with cool laid back managers who are working as a team maybe not, but you can just as easily have executives in a small company who are using their employees and are out to make a killing and will screw their employees everytime its to their benefit.

      If a small company is heading to a lucrative IPO I assure you people are going to maneuver to maximize their options. They come from a limited pool, the more you take the less there is for other people. That is one of the most vicious games there is.

      I never heard how it came out but I recall Google fired someone for being to old and not fitting in with the youthful culture, and it happened at a perfect time for him to lose all his options and they did with 100% certainty end up in someone else's pocket as a windfall profit.

      I've heard countless stories over the years of people being screwed out of options in small companies heading to lucrative IPO's.

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      @de_machina
    25. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      Product Support Services

      Most of this department is in India now, though....

      The contested work I did was largely in the areas of competitive strategy. Despite my level 54 position, I made a very substantial set of contributions in this area and helped provide several marketing wins for Microsoft in this area.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    26. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, sorry to hear that man, seriously! Take a read, bit of a 'verbose/long-winded' journey in this field we are in & experience of mine in this one...

      BUT, like yourself? I have been there!

      (I went thru 2 years (2001-2002) of "lean times" after YEARS of "fat times" coding mostly, thru the mid to late 90's/early 21st century, but doing network engineering/administration/tech work early to mid 90's before it).

      Outsourcing... well, you know my opinion on it's NOT going to be good!

      (To me, in laymen's/simpler analogous terms? Outsourcing's JUST like trying to run a car without pumping gas back into the tank, OR doing oil changes! It's NOT going to be good, in the LONG haul bigger picture, if not anything, eventually)

      It's NOT giving local nationals jobs to punch money back in to the 'economic engine', especially the immediate local or state one!

      AND, that very action economically supports others around you (who also do the same, what goes around comes around & all that & literally does in an "economic engine")...

      After all - Folks without DISPOSABLE/EXTRA INCOME, don't spend above food, rent, immediate bills like utilities &/or insurances, (+ fuel & maintenance of their cars etc. & family).

      Ugh! As a U.S. Citizen, especially in THIS field (because I am "into it" as I am sure most of us in it area)?

      Well, it makes me angry & sad - it affected me as well, especially from 2001-2002, finding jobs in development was tough too, which is as I mentioned, my FAV task to do in this field of endeavor!

      Yes, even the "steady eddy/bread & butter kind", reporting apps, databasing, etc. which is the MOST prevalent type of coding imo there is, as no 2 companies use & structure their data exactly the SAME way, & there is not always "canned/prebuilt/turnkey" solutions for everyone's data... heck, rarely there is!

      (Regardless of 'business solutions apps' from Oracle, MS, IBM, or whoever... they need tailoring bigtime too, so homegrown development in say, Delphi or VB (rad tools) is just as, if not moreso, sensible & needed).

      HOWEVER, even MIS/IS/IT/dataprocessing work?

      Much of it (coding) is being 'offshored' as well... & yes, I know:

      Even MS practices it. You just proved it to me, along with a recent article I read that quoted Bill Gates about it. His view is that of the "New World Order" of economics, & as you see? I don't AGREE WITH IT @ ALL - one of the few things & places I don't see eye-to-eye w/ "King Billy" @ all on!

      I don't care what ANY economist says & I argued this on my first MIS degree with economics prof's who were preaching the "Service-Economy" theories way back in the reagonomics 80's:

      I told them, coming from a 'blue collar/working class' familial background no less, that MOST everyday guys?

      They do NOT want to work service jobs behind desks, they're not 'psychologically' into it, this matters, liking YOUR job, don't you agree?

      Imo - most guys want to hit the shop @ 7 a.m., work, leave @ 4:30 p.m. or so, come home drink a beer, bop the wife, eat dinner, & do the SAME thing next a.m./day!

      ( - not concentrate their brains out or stress out. Most guys, imo, want to "keep it routine/safe" & in jobs with LOW stress).

      We need our shops/factories back imo.

      I'd wager it would knock CRIME down too.

      Hey: I don't care what ANYONE says - American workers AREN'T LAZY!

      They're/We're the best there is, IF you compensate them/us adequately.

      They WILL pay the extra $5 per pair of jeans, IF you pay them commeasurately imo. I would & have. When I have some extra change in my pocket, it gets spent on rewarding myself... & when it does? What goes around, comes around & it rewards others.

      Real "economics 101" type stuff, & basic. This seems to have been forgotten & imo, the root of it IS THE STOCKMARKET ITSELF.

      NOW, If this is not practiced? It comes home to roost & in a BAD w

    27. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      To the author of the above post, please send me an email. I won't go into my views on outsourcing here (I am not opposed to offshoring per se, but I think that most of it is done with the wrong jobs for the wrong reasons and I think it will bit Microsoft, Dell, and others hard).

      I don't care what ANY economist says & I argued this on my first MIS degree with economics prof's who were preaching the "Service-Economy" theories way back in the reagonomics 80's...

      Have you noticed though that it is usually the services that are being offshored (not product development)? I personally think that the "Knowledge-Service Economy" is where things are going but that is my own idea. Personally I don't think that off-shore firms can compete with local firms if quality service is provided at a reasonable rate.*

      * One has to note that there are hidden costs in offshoring, from infrastructure to language and cultural issues that can result in substandard service. My customers have routinely said that they would pay more to deal with a US firm than deal with off-shore firms. It is about customer service and I am reminded of the month's salary that workers in Moscow were paying for a hamburger at MacDonalds when it opened merely because of the customer service.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    28. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To the author of the above post, please send me an email. I won't go into my views on outsourcing here (I am not opposed to offshoring per se, but I think that most of it is done with the wrong jobs for the wrong reasons and I think it will bit Microsoft, Dell, and others hard)." - by einhverfr (238914) on Saturday September 17, @04:39PM

      I agree, 110%... not only MS, DELL, & their class of business, but this nation in its entirety. It's already damaging, because w/out extra "disposeable income" in folks' pocketbooks/wallets?

      No money to burn = no money that keeps the local "mom & pop shop" type business' running, as I stated in more than so many words, earlier to you initially. That's my views on it @ least.

      You bring up a COUPLE of VERY interesting point too, here:

      1.) "Have you noticed though that it is usually the services that are being offshored (not product development)? I personally think that the "Knowledge-Service Economy" is where things are going but that is my own idea. Personally I don't think that off-shore firms can compete with local firms if quality service is provided at a reasonable rate" - by einhverfr (238914) on Saturday September 17, @04:39PM

      &

      2.) "* One has to note that there are hidden costs in offshoring, from infrastructure to language and cultural issues that can result in substandard service." - by einhverfr (238914) on Saturday September 17, @04:39PM

      Yes, I have noted that 'service economy jobs' are being moved offshore (as well as software development to a large extent) - and it is already 'biting the U.S. in the behind'...

      Again, since the 1980's & "reaganomics" days, this nation was being "prodded" to that - no more being "King of Industry" producing tangible/visible concrete product... that, & farming imo, this nation's REAL strength imo!

      FOOD PRODUCTION & our foundations economically (not just food, but textile raw materials like cotton etc.) as a nation, were built on that type of product & jobs. They also gave EVERYONE a job.

      Good paying jobs that paid commeasureatly with the cost of living in those times. That balance has been 'upset', & when (like I said above) folks' don't have EXTRA coins to burn, deadpresidents for taking their family out to eat @ Mickey D's & a film etc.?

      That Mickie D's suffers (other business of anykind really) & so do the theatres in question as well.

      A truly REAL "vicious circle"...

      On the pont #2 of yours I felt was interesting? It is funny, but those very "hidden costs" of offshoring such as language barriers (and also accent barriers, which boggles MY mind, I have no problem with folks with accents, since I have parents who are 'off the boat' so-to-speak... but, I have noted that OTHERS who don't have the same type of background & are used to those with accents?

      Have a HORRENDOUS time attempting to understand those who DO have an accent (due to them having english only as a 2nd language).

      E.G.-> I used to literally, have to translate to one of my prof.'s who was a Lockheed Martin Senior Software Engineer in the early 90's (moonlighting as an adjunct instructor @ my school) for a pal of mine who is from Russia (Russian Jewish student @ the time, brilliant in THIS field)... my prof. just COULD NOT UNDERSTAND HIM @ ALL, whatsoever, period... all because of his accent.

      I am used to them, my parents have such accents, so I am not 'fazed' by those apparently others are. BADLY...

      APK

    29. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      A good managers objective is to make it appear that he and his team are always successful even when they are not.
      No, what you've described was a successful manager, not a good one. Good managers are not always successful, and successful managers are not always good. There are plenty of managers who are immensely successful, but can't manage their own life let alone a team of people. There are a lot of good and bad books on how to manage the team. The problem is that the bad ones reaffirm the nose-to-the-grindstone, slave-driver mentality which seems to be common sense, and the good ones have strange ideas that would appear to hurt productivity rather than help it.

      Good managers are truly rare beasts. It's hard to quantify exactly what makes a good manager, and it may actually vary from industry to industry, but generally those working under a good manager know it. They're the ones that keep you informed of all the important information about what's going on in your company, and somehow know how to make people work together rather than as just a bunch of independent workers in the same area.

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      I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    30. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I agree, 110%... not only MS, DELL, & their class of business, but this nation in its entirety. It's already damaging, because w/out extra "disposeable income" in folks' pocketbooks/wallets?

      You have to be careful with this argument though. How does it affect things when those people in India might use more of their money to buy pop-culture stuff from the US? How does leveling the economic situation in the world affect our target market for goods and services? The same argument that holds for supporting the mom-and-pop shops here in the US also applies to some extent in bolstering the economies in impoverished nations.

      The real problem, however, is that most companies are trying to offshore jobs for the purpose of saving money without any idea of the strategic consequences. So, for example, Microsoft will send their call centers to India, as opposed to research, or product development. As a result, people stop calling Microsoft for tech support and their call volume drops. Hence very strong savings. However, this means that two things happen: People rely more on local services and those services are better able to steer purchasing decisions on the part of customers. This means that Microsoft loses substantial leverage in terms of promoting thier products.

      Think about it... If you have an IT budget of 100k/year (as a fairly small business), do I as a service provider want you using MS Office? Or do I want you using OpenOffice with a support contract from my firm to make up the price difference? So again, it will bite them very hard.

      But I don't think that this translates into all of the jobs going overseas. People are getting frustrated with the rising prices of Indian engineering, and the various types of communication obstacles that surface. So local services have a strong role today. The opportunity that this offshoring provides for those of us in the US is that we can help build a decentralized local service market.

      FOOD PRODUCTION & our foundations economically (not just food, but textile raw materials like cotton etc.) as a nation, were built on that type of product & jobs. They also gave EVERYONE a job.

      The question though is what sort of things we should be focusing our economy on doing. Yes, manufacturing is still happening in the US. But these are often niche/artisan markets and/or small highly efficient manufacturers using high tech to cut costs. In the end, it is either art or productivity that makes one competitive.

      In today's economy, there is no reason why everyone cannot have a good high-paying job. We export so much technology, that there is the potential for more jobs than we can fill, I think. But to do this, we have to look beyond the obvious. This means that those of us who find ourselves in positions of unemployment should be encouraged to start our own businesses, and also that we attempt to build an educational system which provides every American without regard to race or economic means with a high-quality, college education (at least on the BA or BS level). I don't think we want to go back to a manufacturing economy, but I also don't think we are in a position to fulfill on the promise of our new information/engineering economy at the moment.

      One of the interesting points Gorbechev makes in his landmark book "Perastroika" is that Capitalist companies get the greatest return on their investment in their workers when they provide the workers with sufficient means to improve their skills and contribute to the company in greater ways. (Gorbechev uses it as an explenation why capitalism has been so detrimental in developing nations; he concludes that this is because capitalism exists in these nations in a deformed state.) The clear implication here is that pay must be sufficient to allow this sort of self-improvement, and also that sufficient time must be available for recreation, study, and other non-work activities for a worker to be able to contribute to the maximum.

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    31. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to be careful with this argument though. How does it affect things when those people in India might use more of their money to buy pop-culture stuff from the US?" - by einhverfr (238914) on Sunday September 18, @06:34PM

      I'll respond to it in a couple ways:

      1.) The folks in India have their OWN "pop-culture", for e.g.-> Their OWN movie industry... who says OUR stuff is even of value to them?

      OR

      2.) The same way soldiers in IRAQ get ahold of films that are not even out of our theaters in the U.S.A. - bootleg circuits, & it is RAMPANT overseas. Moreso than here... put it THIS way: I know this, for a fact.

      (Nope, I have to stick by the "put an extra dollar or two into my pocket above & beyond bills + savings & I will burn it 'rewarding myself' & thus, other local business' around me" type thinking - after all, I am here living it as are you here in the states (assuming this on my end you live here also)).

      "How does leveling the economic situation in the world affect our target market for goods and services? The same argument that holds for supporting the mom-and-pop shops here in the US also applies to some extent in bolstering the economies in impoverished nations." - by einhverfr (238914) on Sunday September 18, @06:34PM

      It affects it POORLY - the monies earned by overseas folks isn't subject to taxation for one thing, is it? If not, it's not helping over here @ all...

      You tell me.

      "The real problem, however, is that most companies are trying to offshore jobs for the purpose of saving money without any idea of the strategic consequences. So, for example, Microsoft will send their call centers to India, as opposed to research, or product development. As a result, people stop calling Microsoft for tech support and their call volume drops. Hence very strong savings." - by einhverfr (238914) on Sunday September 18, @06:34PM

      Ok, so you're saying that by 'driving away' folks from calling Ms' support centers, via inhibition/unwillingness to speak to tech support reps with an accent, that this is a "GOOD" thing?

      I don't really understand that - it makes for HIGHER call volumes (again, as I mention above, I worked in a major callcenter for a good bit in 2003... & when a support tech's customers keep calling in on the SAME problem, without his solving it from the START? Call center volumes & thus, inefficiency @ solving problems goes up, not down like it should!)

      Depends on your point-of-view here I suppose, but I know what I have seen & how it was gauged/measured & by what std.'s as I mention above... efficiencies, as well as repeat calls for the SAME problem one tech should have solved, but did not, does NOT make for good call center efficiency @ all... At least not by the std.'s which I have seen it measured by.

      "The question though is what sort of things we should be focusing our economy on doing. Yes, manufacturing is still happening in the US. But these are often niche/artisan markets and/or small highly efficient manufacturers using high tech to cut costs. In the end, it is either art or productivity that makes one competitive." - by einhverfr (238914) on Sunday September 18, @06:34PM

      Here, I have to disagree AGAIN - the ability to draw in your BOTTOM-LINE, profit via sales of your goods or services, is what makes you competitive... who are the largest buyers of the world's GOODS & SERVICES?

      United States citizeny, no questions asked (per % of population).

      However, you take away that "extra cash/disposeable income"? People get skittish, heck more than that, restricted... they stop non-demand related (rent/mortgage/taxes, bills, savings, gas, vehicular maintenance, food, & etc.) spending.

      How can you SELL your goods locally then, if your largest buying public is unwilling (or rather, unable) to go out & BUY IT, because they don't get paid well enough anymore to do so??

      "In today's economy, there is no reason why everyone cannot have a good hig

    32. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      The folks in India have their OWN "pop-culture", for e.g.-> Their OWN movie industry... who says OUR stuff is even of value to them?

      Having been in several third world countries, I have not seen a country yet where American pop-culture materials are not used as a status symbol. Except the US, of course.

      Ok, so you're saying that by 'driving away' folks from calling Ms' support centers, via inhibition/unwillingness to speak to tech support reps with an accent, that this is a "GOOD" thing?

      No. This is why I said it was lacking stragetgic vision. It is, however, what they are thinking (consciously or not). It is a "Good" thing for anyone wanting to compete with them in the services industry, however. :-) And it is a "Good" thing for those wanting to promote Linux in the US, for example....

      Most guys? IMO, & yes, experience?? ARE Working-class joes!

      Maybe. But the issue is that even in factory work in this country, I think that a college degree is becoming necessary to make the factory internationally competitive.

      Also, you are missing another counterbalance. Many of the factories are disappearing (except for light industry) because of environmental regulation. Unless one wants a steel smelter in one's back-yard, it isn't going to happen, so the steel smelters that do survive are those that use technology extensively. This means fewer factory workers too.

      At the same time, however, rural America is going through a very interesting decline. Much of the Midwest now meets the old legal definition of "Frontier" once again, as urbanization has gutted these communities. Light industry, call centers, etc. can be relocated to rural America at least as cost effectively as they can to India (aside from call-volume misconcerns).

      An "average working Joe" could be at home in a call-center instead of a factory. Such an individual, however, still needs specialized technical training in this country to do the work (but the same was true in the early factories). What is different, however, is that an education is fundamentally important in terms of being able to help contribute to the corporation on a level beyond the entry-level job. But Dell, Microsoft, etc. are not going to bring their call centers back because of the financial/stockholder short-sighted concerns. This means outsourced corporate helpdesks and direct to consumer support will become, one of the next big things. My company is working on doing something like this.

      But as for offshoring in general-- I think that many many jobs will get offshored such as actual product development at places like Microsoft. And in the FOSS world, software development will increasingly become a global enterprise. But one of the cool things about FOSS is that since the innovation is customer-driven, that local service firms will have a serious edge in competing with foreign firms-- so this merely means that the software will continue to be developed at a breakneck speed.

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    33. Re:Former Microsoftie Here-- no dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, interesting viewpoint with some interesting facts (especially on using U.S. based materials as status-symbols, but I do see that, because from what I have heard from BOTH Arabic and Indy folks I have worked with over time for example? To they, Mercedes for example, is considered SIMPLY a "good solid well engineered car" but not as it is in the states here as a 'status symbol'... it does work both ways really)!

      However, in reply to your point-of-view?

      Well, I have 1 very powerful/potent (& for once from me? LOL, short) reply factoid:

      Argue with the results of your line-of-thinking since it is in effect nowadays... & then look @ the state-of-the-nation in the U.S. today, especially economically.

      It's not good man.

      Thus, I have to say, that YOUR line of thinking &/or viewpoint?

      Just isn't working well...

      After all - unfortunately, the results & economic conditions today for the entire nation isn't good.

      (I am sorry to say that, but it's really an "argue with the numbers/facts" type of reply)

      APK

      P.S.=> Nice discussion overall, sorry for the WAY late reply to you on it, just busy with life... good luck on your future, & don't worry about it: You've got MS on your resume, & to myself? That means you KNEW YOUR STUFF well, or would not have been working for them... that equates in my estimation, to nearly INSTANT employability possibilities for you imo... apk

  45. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by gnutechguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was a Microserf in Support... that's right; not all Microserfs are developers.

    Here are some problems with Microsoft:

    1. Training - There's a phone; now go do that support stuff

    2. Customer satisfaction surveys - Customers got mad when you had to tell them "Windows doesn't work that way". You had to get a 8 or 9 out of 9 on everyr survey or your manager would get mad. Unsupported product? Third-party issue? User error? Tough!

    3. Managers - I had 5 managers in one year. One manager skipped free training because it interfered with "Survivor" on TV. Only manager had atechnical clue; the rest might as well have managed a pizza parlor

    4. Co-workers - they regularly backstabbed contractors. Why? Because they could

    5. No internal processes - Support engineers have to just make everythingm up. There are NO processes for escalation

    I am glad to be gone from that madhouse

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  46. Imagine that... by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

    "Company X Employees Critical of Their Employer"

    Wow. What stunning news.

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  47. On Google by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

    I was speaking with a buddy of mine who took a temporary job with Microsoft's Auto web group. He told me that the #1 search at MSN.com was....

    ...Google

    Google is currently causing Ballmer and many other Microsofties to throw the occassion hissy-fit.

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    1. Re:On Google by adtifyj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please follow these simple instructions.

      Kind regards,
      Chair manufacturer in Redmond, WA

    2. Re:On Google by C-Diddy · · Score: 1

      Hilarious!

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  48. Ballmer's Changes by raoul666 · · Score: 1, Funny

    *In a huge seminar room*

    (Ballmer)"Ok people, I know you're angry, I know you're disgruntled, I know you need to relieve a little stress, and I'm here to help. Now everyone pick up your chair, let out a big shout, and imagine it hitting whoever you want...yeah...that's it..."

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  49. Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective) by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    See here is the problem. Microsoft's historic earnings record has made the leaders more or less beyond reproach from shareholders. The early participants largely control the company (Gates is still the Chairman, IIRC), so it would take a large change to make this happen.

    Since Balmer and Gates have been involved in the company from the beginning, though decades of extremely strong growth, there is a strong tendency to defer to them.

    Furthermore, Balmer isn't that far out of character compared to Gates re: management and competition (too bad the court record in Caldera v. Microsoft was sealed; it was interesting to read before then). So the default idea is that they must be doing something right.

    If Microsoft had the right CEO, I think it highly likely the company would begin introducing some very compelling products again. Their technical products are still good (Yukon, VStudio, etc.), but public has a bad view of the company now due to IE/Windows vulnerabilities.

    IE/Windows problems are largely due to design flaws and cannot be fixed without breaking backwards compatibility. This is why many of us see the new emphasis on security to be laughable at best.

    I used to work at Microsoft. There is a strong corporate cult mentality there, even in departments like mine where morale was quite low. It is one of those paradoxes you have to experience to appreciate.

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  50. Stock options might be at the heart of it by zymano · · Score: 1

    The stock isn't flying like it used to.

    Most of the top employees may be with them.

  51. Well, yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Ballmer has pledged to make changes inside Microsoft to avoid the embarrassingly long development cycle of Vista, including a 'revamping of the engineering and the processes.' Is it too late?

    Does anyone remember why win95 was called win95? Due to embarassing long delays, the product was officially named win95 to assure consumers that it really would be released in 1995. Even then, it didn't hit the shelves until November 1995, just barely making it!

    So, yeah, it's about 10 years too late. Ballmer talks like this is a recent problem.

    1. Re:Well, yeah... by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1
      Even then, it didn't hit the shelves until November 1995, just barely making it!


      Windows95 was released on August 24, 1995. I remember it well; I was working at Papyrus Design Group at the time (since acquired by Sierra, since acquired by Vivendi) and we were working on a Windows95-based version of IndyCar Racing II.

      Anyone else remember WinG? :-)
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  52. I used to temp for Microsoft. by elister · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I tested hardware for Win98se, WinMe, Win2k & WinXP. And main annoyance I had with my job was that it was far too boring. I would often email in sick Monday, Tuesday, & sometimes Wednesday. When I came in, I was able to easily catch up and log all my test scores by Friday afternoon. The job was just too slack, and it showed with management who would take our entire team out to Hooters resturant, come back 2 or 3 hours later drunk off their asses. The boss would invite me to go with them, but I really dont like getting drunk in the early afternoon. We had mini-fridges in the lab and occasionally people would start drinking at noon.

    While some may think this is great, it really creates horrible work ethics should you move on to a new job. Lots of young people thinking that this was normal, and when they moved onto a new job outside the company they might assume that its ok to eat, drink, sleep, & shower at work. This is basically what happened to me, I moved on and ended up getting fired from two jobs, for doing things that were considered very tame at Microsoft (swearing in a casual way, using email for non-business related purposes like talking a friend down the hall). I came really close to getting fired on my current job for creating a batch file to copy .ini files which got Lotus Notes to work (call after call to internal support didnt work). My boss accused me of hacking the operating system, and I got dinged pretty bad on my evaluation. So while I did have some fun at MS, it set a bad example of conduct for future jobs.

    Policy and proceedure are radically different at Microsoft compared to companies like Starbucks, or Blue Cross.

    The irony for me was that MS was going to hire alot of entry level testing positions (they lost the perma-temp lawsuit). I didnt think I was qualified, but my boss pressed me to apply. I never got the job because im not very good at answering Brain Teaser type questions, if only the interviewers had asked me questions relating to my job, maybe I would have been hired. But most of the people in my lab, the ones who didnt really care about getting hired on full time, got hired full time. Including the potheads and alcoholics.

    I had one guy who couldnt take the stress of working at MS get hired on full time, and he would duck into the parking lot to smoke pot for 2 hours when he told everyone he was over at the developers office testing. This one guy was responsible for testing Digital Video devices, and he was just too fucking stupid for words. The developer however was the smartest, nicest guy I ever met there.

    1. Re:I used to temp for Microsoft. by bill_kress · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >...I came really close to getting fired on my current job for creating a batch file...

      Ummm, no. What happened wasn't that you got corrupted by MS, it's that you have been joining ridiculously crappy companies ever since.

    2. Re:I used to temp for Microsoft. by genedefect · · Score: 1

      OMG, I think I know who you are talking about. There was a manager at MS that I worked closely with who used to talk about a team in the same "division" that he worked for that stored alcohol in the testlab. I know of at least 2 employees of that team that were pot heads that got hired full time and one that hit the bottle way too much that also eventually got hired full time (though he cleaned up his act). Though, this is not represenative of the org at large. There were a ton of great workers in that org as a whole. But sadly, a lot of them have had to move onto other orgs or other companies in part due to continued poor leadership.

  53. Is it too late? by aminorex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's always too late to improve the past, and it's
    never too late to improve the future.

    The article seems to raise the spectre of two distinct kinds of issues: management problems and engineering problems. I think Microsoft manages its business operations very well, and perhaps could use some improvement in its management of human resources, but I won't comment about that substantively.

    Realistically, the windows source base is vast at this point, and being needlessly complicated by the demand to build a dozen different versions, and by the need to maintain support for legacy applications. This is a real problem, but it's a good problem to have. The open question is what is to be done for it.

    The conservative position held under Ballmer's leadership appears to be "throw more time/money/people at it" and stay the course. But there may not be enough time/money/people. Complexity compounds combinatorially.

    One reasonable alternative is to maintain a Win32 legacy compatibility operating system, and fork an incompatible version that breaks backwards compatibility, in order to make the development of new technologies much more managable. For a smaller player, fragmenting a market they need to grow would be suicidal. But for a monopoly like Microsoft, whose monopoly position is threatened by rising competitors, it is a good move, because it will fragment markets which OSX and Linux would otherwise gain, while keeping their installed base secure. Moreover, with a faster release cycle they can collect more "Microsoft taxes". A faster release cycle requires a less complex technical base.

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  54. it's NOT about winning. by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    That's precisely the problem! Ballmer can only think of "winning"---as in somebody else has to lose. OS/2. Novell. Netscape, Sun, whoever, and now Google.

    Did Apple "win" the whatever? Never. They made an iPod.

    They did win affection. Like Google.

    Where's Microsoft's iPod? Whatever it is, it's going to be made in Gooogle Labs now.

    They ought to think what's the coolest thing they can do with a comptuer----hardware and software included.

    (MS hardware---mice etc---is more innovative than their software)

    Well, what about porn? Has anybody put in a billion in research into making the orgasmotron really work? Make the iPod for the dick.

    1. Re:it's NOT about winning. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Informative

      MS mice came from HP. There was a fella that posted on here in the late 90s who was at HP, on his home page there was a link to "Stuff I Play With That You'll Never Be Able To Get" and there was a pict of the HP optical mouse, which was the classic MS Optical Mouse.

  55. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No doubt what you say is true. But ultimately it will come down to the quantity of unhappy institutional investors. If enough of them begin to complain loudly enough, Warren Buffett will say to Gates, "Well Bill, MSFT did pretty well when you were CEO. I'm not saying you should take that job again, but it's time to start looking..."

    A side thought: I think Ballmer would be an excellent CEO for a company like Nike, Carl's Junior, maybe even a car company *cough*GM boring designs*cough*. They offer totally marketing driven products, which SB is very good at promoting.

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  56. People need to consider history... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

    IBM was supposedly going to stop Microsoft from ever getting where they have.

    IBM's OS/2 was going to kill Windows.

    Netscape Navigator would eliminate Internet Explorer.

    Oracle would stomp SQL Server.

    AOL would plow MSN under

    Linux would replace Windows everywhere because it was server strength with a useable desktop and above all free.

    ALL the while, aspersions were cast on Microsoft's internal politics and atmosphere from the head of the company on down. NO ONE it was said could possibly be all that happy without being crazy and sooner or later seething disconten would stop Microsoft from within while their enemies would overtake them from without.

    People play the lottery on the same theory that eventually the random number generator of life's chaotic side would just go their way. This is business however, and gambling is something for companies that have nothing to start with and nothing to lose. AOL, Linux, IBM, Orace, Netscape, and all the other forces which DID have something to lose have.

    Gambling doesn't work. Actual facts do. Windows XP was adopted in far larger numbers than any of the naysayers wanted to believe would happen and despite all the problems, people aren't dropping it in record numbers for Apple or something else. History is on Microsoft and Windows' side and anyone continuing to gamble on the RNG IS building on a house of cards to agree with Balmer.

    MS is in the game to win and their opponents aren't. Those employees who are looking down their nose at the company that has provided their wonderful salaries, perks, and benefits should consider what kind of past successes led to those things being in Microsoft's hands to offer them in the first place. MS doesn't play the RNG, it plays to win. That's the kind of company you want to be with.

    Google looks shiny and cool now but that will fall apart like the idea of working at Big Blue and suddenly being a made man in a pinstripe suit simply based on the name. Eventually people will learn there's the faddish playing the numbers and then there's the tried and true playing the game seriously to win. I don't see Google being that and if I worked Microsoft, I'd not be ignoring a certain Aesop's Fable involving a dog, a bone, and an illusion.

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    1. Re:People need to consider history... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Bill, turn on your cell. Steve wants to know exactly HOW he's supposed to "revamp the development process".

      You left before telling him.

      You know how it irritates him that you spend all your spare time posting on that stupid bulletin board...

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    2. Re:People need to consider history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much does Microsoft pay you to troll /. with stupid posts like this?

    3. Re:People need to consider history... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Windows XP was adopted in far larger numbers than any of the naysayers wanted to believe would happen

      And that has absolutely nothing to do with not being able to buy an off-the-shelf PC with a different OS, right?? In recent years, PC ownership has risen dramatically, and a lot of the people buying them really don't care that they could download a different OS for free, they'll use what what comes preloaded. Only in the last year or so have the unwashed masses been able to see an OS other than XP actually running live in a store. Prior to that, one of the major decisions was, "What goes better with my furniture? Beige box or black box?" I still hear people claim to have 40Gb "memory", and just recently I overheard someone asking in a store if 1.2GHz was faster than 512Mb and the salesdriod had to go check...

  57. How is this different from any other company? by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are critics inside every organization... I bet there are critics inside Google too. This is nothing new, other than they got some folks inside Microsoft to talk about it.

    Wait a while....they'll be writing the same article about Google.

    1. Re:How is this different from any other company? by scottothy · · Score: 1

      There was already the Google blogger who was fired for "recording his impressions of his new employer, including criticisms, in his blog" (emphasis mine) as also mentioned in this Slashdot story.

    2. Re:How is this different from any other company? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Wait a while....they'll be writing the same article about Google

      And then, afterwards, Google will refuse to comment on anything to the publisher that printed the article for a period of one year ...

  58. Steve's Plan For Revamping Development by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


    Cut out the security reviews they implemented several years ago.

    Eliminate debugging cycles...

    Oh, and cut out the design phase..."Gotta get that code out the door and if we don't start coding now, we'll never get done in time..."

    Oh, wait, they never had a design phase...That was actually the "marketing feature list" phase.

    Oh, and last but not least...postpone the "Universal Searchable Filesystem" until Windows 2010...

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    1. Re:Steve's Plan For Revamping Development by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      ...Server Edition...

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  59. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That things were going well under Gates was an accident of the market. I don't think that Ballmer can be blamed for most of the current problems. After all the issues of market saturation, and emergant competition were nacient when Gates left the helm.

    I don't discount what you say, but there are so many other companies out there that are interesting and trading is still active enough for Microsoft, that most of the critics today, can simply sell their stock carefully and invest elsewhere. Note, however, that Microsoft stock is not performing well by any standards, and that Microsoft appears to be losing investor faith left and right. So it could happen, but I think that most investors are likely to simply say "Hmm... I think it is time to take my money elsewhere."

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  60. This is just normal by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nearly everyone where I work is critical of their employer too. People bitch no matter what.

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  61. Well... by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1
    Is it too late?"

    Well, I can give you a yes with a very long but, or a no with a "except".

  62. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That things were going well under Gates was an accident of the market

    I disagree with you here. I think Gates is a better businessman than that, and his competitors were not his equal.

    I think that most investors are likely to simply say "Hmm... I think it is time to take my money elsewhere."

    They already have, That's why the stock is at a low PE. I think of MSFT as a call option on the unrealized potential of the company. A new, effective CEO could make all sorts of changes - spinoffs, new product lines in hardware (an area where Microsoft has a very good reputation), and other forms of restructuring. I think Gates is also buddies with Jack Welch. No idea if Gates listens to him. Of course Ballmer is supposedly a student of Welch, but he must not be turning in his homework.

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  63. Microsoft is just like IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM and Microsoft are organizations that adapt to change at a rapid pace. Stop this useless flaming! Go back to coding instead of getting involved in politics. What is this the 6pm newscast? Propaganda rotting the minds of otherwise right thinking individuals. Slashdot is becoming just like the dying Broadcast networks. Propaganda and hatred, never a good word for their fellow man. Google, the dot bomb will be eliminated. Sure riding a wave of cash is fun, but get back to work for gods sakes. Whatever happened to having pride in your work? The top people at Microsoft believe in everything they do. Unlike some rotten brats who want to be googlers but cannot because they don't cut it. Microsoft will find out who you are and eliminate you. Just like the tribes of earlier man, the diseased elements will be eliminated. Go back to working at McDonalds you rotten brats who cry about working at one of the greatest corporations ever created. Microsoft is a visionary organization and they know what it means to enhance other ideas the correct way, just like the Japanese workers did in the 1980's.

  64. Misread as... by ocie · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Employees Critical Of Their Emperor.

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    1. Re:Misread as... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Employes are quoted as saying, "He really should put some clothes on."

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  65. former employees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Former employees? Criticizing?

    Seriously, it'll be the ones that had an axe to grind that will 'come forward' when given the chance. What about the thousands of employees that have gone through Microsoft's doors and have good memories of it?

    I'll listen to current employees moan and bitch because their ultimate goal is probably constructive, but a past employee moaning just tells you what was wrong.

    1. Re:former employees? by chimpanzee00 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I remember seeing how MS Research Labs was lean&mean, when it started up. (professors from Academia were ditching their jobs & working at MS because it was such a superior environment over Academic bureacracy). Funny thing, now MS Research Labs has themselves become a HUGE bureacracy, with a ton of depts. Now, Google is to MS..like MS Reserach Labs was to Academia. MS has become Big&Bloated, just like their MS Word. Take a hint from the spinoff from HP, called "Agilent Technologies".

  66. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    I disagree with you here. I think Gates is a better businessman than that, and his competitors were not his equal.

    Sorry, I meant "compared to things under Ballmer."

    The company was clearly built by people who saw the market clearly and were able to capitalize on that. The competitors often missed important market needs and so you have a point. This being said, I don't see that big of a difference to the way things were run under Ballmer as opposed to Gates. Gates' main advnatage over Ballmer is really that he is better at addressing the cameras. He has a better public personal, but internally, I don't think they managed things that differently.

    Also, the emerging competition from Linux is not like you had with DR-DOS, OS/2 or anything like that. This is the one competitor Microsoft has ever had which is both serious and cannot be destroyed by targetting the vendor. This is fundamentally different than things in the past.

    When you add to that the market saturation challenges, I said in 2000 that Microsoft was in for tough times ahead and was largely a victim of its own success. Even in the absense of competition, Microsoft has problems that cannot simply be attributed to the change in management.

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  67. Microsoft's real problem by BillPhillips · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft's has always been a catch-up company.

    Their formula for success has always been integration niched me-too products combined with four parts ruthless competition that skirted the lines of legality.

    The problem with morale in the company at this point is that they have so thoroughly captured the OS and business application market that they have no one to defeat and no one to catch up to.

    Development groups in areas that were sewn up for the company ten years ago are not going to get top notch resources (money, material, or folks), will be discouraged from innovation, and will not receive compelling leadership. The reason is because all of that is bad for the bottom line. Never understimate how flat stock prices and the almighty market analysts can foist the most insanely suicidal practices on even the most profitable companies.

    As soon as a viable competitor business competitor emerges, those groups will snap back to their usual rabid selves. (It will have to be a business competitor though, because it doesn't pay to steal business from a competitor that isn't getting paid, but that's another thread altogether...)

    Also, I'd be willing to bet that in the areas where Microsoft has viable competition (gaming console market, internet services, etc.), the resources, leadership, and morale are much better.

  68. A friendly suggestion by Locke2005 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey Balmer! How about putting the Engineering department in charge of deciding the feature set for Vista, instead of the Marketing department! That would do wonders as far as making sure Vista ships on time, or even ships at all!

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    1. Re:A friendly suggestion by genedefect · · Score: 1

      Actually, that would result in a product that doesn't meat customer demands. What I have found tends to work best is to have Marketing drive the early feature criteria, Engineering Leads to determine what is and what is not feesable. Then follow this up with actually constructing. At the end game, have QA in charge of verifing that the constucted product meets the marketing demands and also in charge of working with PM's to determine what bugs can and cannot ship with the given release of a product.

  69. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

    Also, the emerging competition from Linux is not like you had with DR-DOS, OS/2 or anything like that. This is the one competitor Microsoft has ever had which is both serious and cannot be destroyed by targetting the vendor

    But Linux has the same problems the commercial unixes did in the 80s/early 90s. (Fragmentation) Microsoft had to compete with *much* better OSs (Unix, OS2) then and succeeded. The threat from Linux to Microsoft is overrated, IMHO, though this may be a controversial opinion... ;-). But it doesn't matter - Google is a threat, Apple is a threat, IBM is a threat, etc. Nothing new there. Dealing effectively with the challenges and opportunities is what makes good management. I think Microsoft has stagnated much more than it would have with a better CEO.

    That was fun. You'd think one of us would get some mod points!

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  70. OT:SIG by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

    Come on, try to hack my 31337 firewall! [127.0.0.1]

    I think someone already has. I mean, I can ping it, but when I click the link, my browser spits out "Connection Refused."

    j00 just got pwd!!!

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  71. IBM is Similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting anonymously as I am a former IBM software engineer who recently quit to work at a smaller, more interesting company. The sentiments and some of the examples presented in this article are very close to the sort of things I saw going on at IBM, and the reasons I decided to leave.

    Make what conclusions you will from that.

  72. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by IntlHarvester · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also, the emerging competition from Linux is not like you had with DR-DOS, OS/2 or anything like that. This is the one competitor Microsoft has ever had which is both serious and cannot be destroyed by targetting the vendor. This is fundamentally different than things in the past.

    I question how much Microsoft's lack of success against Linux has to do with Open Source Magic(tm) verus just poor product positioning.

    For years, Microsoft had great success with NT selling it as "Not Unix", but what they failed to realize was that in certain segments (finance, ISPs), there's a huge demand for something that "Is Unix", and Linux fit that bill on commodity hardware. When MS attempted to sell to these markets, they largely failed because they couldn't understand why the customers didn't see NT as the obvious replacement for something supposedly obsolete like Unix.

    As a tangible example, SFU/Interix has been around since 1998 or so, but they've only recently started integrating it into the base OS. Had they seriously provided a Unix application environment years eariler, they would have cut off a big chunk of Linux growth.

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  73. Is Ballmer hallucinating? by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...says Ballmer... "We won the desktop. We won the server. We will win the Web. We will move fast, we will get there. We will win the Web." When did Microsoft win the Server? I must not have been paying attention when they handed out that award! (I will give them credit for owning the desktop for the foreseeable future. However, I beleive the desktop will become less and less important in the future as more people use network appliances to accomplish most computing tasks.)

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    1. Re:Is Ballmer hallucinating? by afabbro · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In his world, he probably did win the server. If you think of the server as "the departmental O/S for serving files and sharing printers" then he won...I mean, when was the last time you saw Lantastic in an office?

      Microsoft has only recently had a real enterprise mindframe. They still think from the PC up, rather than from the ERP system down.

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    2. Re:Is Ballmer hallucinating? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      When did Microsoft win the Server? I must not have been paying attention when they handed out that award!

      You were distracted for sure. Every single one of the server companies is out of that business with the exception of Sun, which is trading at the same price it was back in 1996. Essentially when NT 3.51 came out, companies started migrating massively away from Unix based servers and into Windows servers. The few who didn't choose M$ moved to Linux. How do I know? I was working at a company that sold server software that ran in many platforms. Before NT 3.51 our sales mix included SGI, DEC, Sun, Siemens and HP. Within a year of the release NT 3.51 we would pretty much only get requests for NT or Sun, with the Sun share fading gradually over time.

    3. Re:Is Ballmer hallucinating? by Rick+Genter · · Score: 1
      Every single one of the server companies is out of that business with the exception of Sun, which is trading at the same price it was back in 1996.


      Be careful and don't confuse hardware with software. Most of the "server" companies now offer x86-based alternatives, although HP still offers PA-RISC-based systems (yes, I know they are encouraging their customers to move to Itanium-2), and IBM still offers POWER-based systems. These systems tend to run the vendor's proprietary flavor of *nix.

      And the x86-based alternatives are often used to run Linux. Even the "traditional" x86-based server vendors (i.e., Dell) offer Linux as an installation option.

      So I think I tend to agree with the GP: it's way too early to declare Microsoft the winner of the server market.
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  74. It's fairly simple by petrus4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Either Ballmer, Allchin, and Gates give up control of the company, or Microsoft will be irrelevant (if not bankrupt) by 2012-2015.

    Something I've said many times before, and will maintain, is that Microsoft have never had a concrete, long term operating system strategy after Windows NT 4. That is evident from the fact that 2000 and XP were both merely incremental upgrades to NT 4 for the most part.

    Vista is going to be comprised of leftovers...Things which Microsoft would have incorporated years ago if it hadn't been for them having to make ship dates. It is also going to be Microsoft's last release that the majority of the computer-using public care about.

    Microsoft need to do what Apple have done; move to a BSD core, and thus allow each group to play to its' own strengths. The BSD people are very good at making a core, underlying operating system. Microsoft on the other hand have proven that they're good at UI and glitz. If the two were to be combined, we'd have a system unlike anything we've yet seen...the best of both worlds. This is where the GNU crowd need to see that the BSD license is useful in the grand scheme of things...because it gives companies who want a closed-source product a competently-constructed base.

    However, I know that realistically, Microsoft are not going to do this. Gates, Ballmer, and Allchin are going to stay in control, and the company is going to become irrelevant, because they won't let go of their usual, failed way of doing things.

    1. Re:It's fairly simple by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      no, Microsoft is quite good at making a core (remember, NT comes from VMS -- if you strip off all the crap like SMB, DCOM, IE, etc it looks damn solid)...

      they're also quite good at layering loads of shit on any core they get their hands on.

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    2. Re:It's fairly simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NT comes from VMS
      NT is not derived from VMS. The kernel is partly programmed by a former DEC VMS developer team.
    3. Re:It's fairly simple by hritcu · · Score: 1

      No matter how much I would like this to happen, it won't. Most people will always be stupid or careless enough to buy Microsoft's products. No matter how bad they are or how good the alternatives are. This is just the sad truth :(

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    4. Re:It's fairly simple by Alioth · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft's way of doing things is a failed way of doing things, I think I might like a taste of failure, especially if my failure is spectacular enough to fill my bank with $50bn!

    5. Re:It's fairly simple by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Microsoft on the other hand have proven that they're good at UI and glitz.

      You've never actually used Windows, have you?

    6. Re:It's fairly simple by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      You've never actually used Windows, have you?

      No...only since 3.1. ;-)

    7. Re:It's fairly simple by runderwo · · Score: 1

      NT was a solid, compentely-constructed base. Its downfall was design compromises that were driven by management and marketing that ended up corrupting the architecture and producing many of the issues we see today on XP. If Microsoft were to adopt a BSD base (unlikely due to NIH syndrome which is rampant there), what makes you think the same would not happen given time? It is a problem with the company mission and command structure, not with the engineers.

  75. "changes inside Microsoft to avoid..." by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    ...the embarrassingly long development cycle of Vista, including a 'revamping of the engineering and the processes.'

    Translation: Gate's "Security is Job 1" pledge just got yanked.

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  76. Sign of a Sucking Company by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    it still may be a dream place to work, it's just that many people don't like change

    Disney used to consistently be on the list of top 100 companies to work for. The corporate atmosphere changed, not the people. If you mean "change" being a switch from focusing on the needs and interests of their employees and customers to "shareholder value", then yes, you're quite right. People don't like that kind of change, except for the shareholders of course.

    Same thing happened at EDS, which used to be a really great company to work for. The focus shifted from quality service to executing contracts as cheaply as possible. Morale tanked, service went to hell, contracts impoded, downward spiral began.

    Dell is currently experiencing the beginning of its slide. One of the first signs is a shift away from quality customer service. That's how it begins.

    The only thing surprising about the MSFT internal distress is how long it took for people outside the company to find out.

    If you want to test my theory, then watch SAIC. Currently an employee owned company, but they're about to go public. My bet is their IPO will lead to a period of rapid growth, eventually shifting to a focus on making money for the stakeholders. Service will suffer, the employees that have been there the longest (and hence make the most) will get forced out so they can be replaced with lower cost replacements. Turn over will increase, service will suffer, contracts will be lost. SAIC will turn into EDS.

    I think it's funny how bean counters see the old guys as a liability to be replaced. Forgetting that the reason they have been with the company so long and make the most money is that the customer likes them and they get the job done.

    When bean counters get ahold of your business, the same thing is going to happen as when Republicans get ahold of your country.

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    1. Re:Sign of a Sucking Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The corporate atmosphere at Disney started to suck in part because the focus was less on quality than on accommodating the turd burglars and pedos that had started to gravitate to it. They increasingly put their mark on the output and churn out softcore pedo- and homoerotica ("Signs" was not just crap sci, but also soft core homoerotica). That in turn deters real talent from wanting to work there, disrupting the earlier positive feedback cycle and replacing it with a negative feedback cycle.

      Anyway you slice it quality goes down when the company deviates from what it was good at in the first place.

  77. Long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My ass Vista has taken too long, Windows versions come out too often

    I realize I'm leaving ME out and this isn't exact dates

    95 - 98 3 years
    98 - 2000 2 years
    2000-2001(late) 2, nearly 3 years (late 2001)
    2002 - 2006 (early) around 4 years

    This is much more pleasant for me but I've got clients who still run 98, lots of them!

    They don't want to upgrade, they still do the same stuff with their computers they did in 99 when they got them. They still work because their not loaded down with junk. It's like security through age.... Anyhow their JUST considering upgrading to XP, they still install 98 on brand new machines because it works and they know it well. How about a new OS every 8 years? That'd be good, then we wouldn't have all this hastle of upgrades

    And don't say use Linux because I have to upgrade my Linux computer more often than my Windows computer and it's more work. To most of my clients the cost of Windows is peanuts, and a write off so that's not the problem it's the pain in the ass

  78. Have you... by HBI · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ever worked for a large firm (before or after) to compare your experiences at MS with?

    I have worked for at least five and the experience is pretty much the same everywhere, except for one that was a wholly family-owned private bank (despite being rather large by the standards of the day).

    I tend to chalk up the issues I have with large organizations due to the soulless nature of publically owned companies. If they have an owning management, that controls the fate of the organizations, their focus is less on internecine warfare between executives. The focus is more on doing business, which requires having and keeping quality employees, which requires loyalty and attention to their development. This kind of attitude spreads downward from the management and infects the whole organization. In both cases.

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    1. Re:Have you... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's the same (almost) everywhere. But becoming like everybody else must be Microsoft's biggest nightmare. Their profits and stock price are out of this world. If they become "just another company" stamping out mediocre paychecks for bored employees like most other places, then it's only a matter of time until their profits and stock price follow, and those have a long, LONG way to fall before reaching the status of a "normal" company.

  79. even playboy? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    who wouldnt wnat to work there.

    parties at Hughs place

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  80. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. You worked in a call center.. thats the norm

    2. You worked in a call center.. thats the norm

    3. You worked in a call center.. thats the norm

    4. You worked in a call center.. thats the norm

    5. You worked in a call center.. thats the norm

    Not sure what you were supporting, but it probabably wasnt development or big things like Exchange... Ive contacted MS support 3 times (expensive if you dont have a contact..lol) They are more then compentant, not like your normal call center. Ive worked in a call center before, you couldnt train those people to use email properly, not to mention configure a custler of exchange server spanning a WAN.

    In short, low tier support is the lowest of the tech industry. Congratz!

  81. Those who can't, use self-help books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When Ballmer took over, he was determined to overcome the looming challenge of corporate middle age. He pored over how-to management books such as Jim Collins' Good to Great. But since Ballmer took the helm, Microsoft has slipped the other way.

    Is that surprising? The "how-to" books may tell all about the external look and feel of a well-run company, but they can't tell you how to capture their soul. That must come from within . Fiorina used all her MBA tools, and ran HP into the ground. By relying on the silver bullet management fad handbooks, Ballmer risks doing the same at MSFT. Say what you will about Bill G.'s business practices: at least he understood the product and the people who created it.

  82. So quit returning to the same well, storywise. by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Clue: The theme "the secret life of [nonsentient/mythical beings/objects] where they turn out to have lives just as mundane as yours" was great THE FIRST FOUR TIMES YOU DID IT.

    Unfortunately for you, every other CG animated production in the last ten years has traded on the same exact theme. Christ, it's done, stick a fork in it and turn it.

    If Pixar's next big thing is going to be 90 minutes about the secret life of Luxo lamps, pack it in while your rep is still shiny. Chris Ware's "Bunny" got an Oscar because it was good storytelling, not because it had great diffuse lighting.

    When I'm buying "Incredibles" even though I hate the "government good/lawyers evil" pap because it has sexy hair shaders, you're hurting.

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    1. Re:So quit returning to the same well, storywise. by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

      Christ, it's done, stick a fork in it and turn it.

      That's it! Forks! Or maybe Table Settings! It's the inner lives of cutlery, who have lives just as mundane as our own! I'll get to work right now on the necessary animation tools... thanks for the excellent idea!

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    2. Re:So quit returning to the same well, storywise. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Or 'the intimate life of Steve Jobs' coke spoon.'

      Who renders the nasal hairs? Are they reflective?

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    3. Re:So quit returning to the same well, storywise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately for you, every other CG animated production in the last ten years has traded on the same exact theme. Christ, it's done, stick a fork in it and turn it.
      They should have patented it!
  83. rot indeed, from the fine article: by twitter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If the report about the chair is true, then I would suspect that this is where it begins.

    Well, yeah, a guy who admitted that he would be working as an insurance saleman if it were not for M$ is not the best man to be running a tech company. Then again, M$ is not much of a tech company as it is a sales and marketing company.

    You can see how nuts Balmer is from the article himself. The complaints are that people are not being rewarded by a company that's got poor organization and infighting that interferes with getting things done. His response is ludicrous:

    Employees' complaints are rooted in a number of factors. They resent cuts in compensation and benefits as profits soar. They're disappointed with the stock price, which has barely budged for three years, rendering many of their stock options out of the money. They're frustrated with what they see as swelling bureaucracy, including the many procedures and meetings Chief Executive Steven A. Ballmer has put in place to motivate them. And they're feeling trapped in an organization whose past successes seem to stifle current creativity.

    Worse is what he has to say about those problems:

    "We have as excited and engaged a team of folks at Microsoft as I can possibly imagine," says Ballmer. "[Employees] love their work. ...[cites Xbox and MSN as successes and might as well have farted] says Ballmer. "We won the desktop. We won the server. We will win the Web. We will move fast, we will get there. We will win the Web."

    Won the server? He's losing the desktop and what does that have to do with NOT PAYING PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE BURSTING WITH MONEY or STUPID FUCKING INTERNAL SALES MEETINGS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING OUT PRODUCT? Steve, baby, being second rate was good enough for Windoze 3.1 and 95. For all the money your company has you should have something on the desktop 6 times better than KDE, Gnome and all that have, but you don't. You've got a piece of shit that has not fundamentally changed in ten years. That and the bad attitude of thinking he can cram that second rate junk down people's throats is pure lunacy.

    It is so over for that company and that's good. At last the closed source nighmare of the 80s can die. The greed heads and control freaks can go back to insurance sales and the business can revert to key banging and hacking among equals.

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    1. Re:rot indeed, from the fine article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical sycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or Mepis or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. This is an article about email disclaimers. The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx, because "is teh free".

      Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      Here's that drive-by advocacy and FUD in motion: twitter goes on about some topic and then drops the usual "oh and M$ is teh evil" because "WMP phones home" or some such. Called on his FUD, he then claims that WMP stores every song and movie you've ever played in a file, somewhere. Pressed further, he just sort of slithers out of sight, his FUD-spreading complete. This is not about some Microsoft technology that nobody likes anyway; it's about lying for the sake of lying. Way too many of his posts are exactly like this one.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two. Or this one. Or this one.

      Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while going about his daily "M$" routine.

      M

    2. Re:rot indeed, from the fine article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's losing the desktop

      1998 called. He wants his quippy line back.

      You've got a piece of shit that has not fundamentally changed in ten years

      XFree, init.d, etc. KDE and GNOME stopped innovating a few years ago and they're not trying to make themselves more relevant by adding panels and widgets to the same bloated codebase. In the meantime, installing a font on Linux is a nightmare. OS X is ahead of Microsoft and us by a mile. What's your excuse?

      XFCE is innovating. There's a lot of innovation on the server side. Mono is (although a clone of a microsoft tech) extremely cool in ways Java never was. But it's not enough...

      The greed heads and control freaks

      http://gug.sunsite.dk/forum/?threadid=2721

      Those in glass houses...

      Looks like you need a vacation or something.

    3. Re:rot indeed, from the fine article: by dbIII · · Score: 1
      being second rate was good enough for Windoze 3.1 and 95
      I think Microsoft are so large becuase they are second rate. I still have a Sun SparcStation doing a useful role which would have been purchased during the win3.11, but it would have cost a huge amount more than a PC running Windows. A cheap and nasty OS that is just good enough running on cheap and nasty hardware that is just good enough has been their niche and has made them a lot bigger than IBM, Sun, DEC, SGI, Honeywell and the others that wanted to be first rate. NT3.51 was low in features in comparison with any other server OS available at the time, but ran well enough on cheap enough hardware to be used on a single purpose server - so MS windows was even taken seriously in the server space at that point. Current offerings are a vast improvement, but anyone who considers them "first-rate" has never seen anything other than a PC. Those first rate options still come at a price several multiples of the of a high end PC in a sever rack.

      Microsoft isn't going to go away by being second rate - they may even continue to grow. XP was seen as a vast improvement by many that han't seen what NT was like, so a lot of work would have to go into Vista to convince people that it is an improvent worth upgrading for. Their office product sells, so they are in no danger. If they didn't have the OS agenda to push they would be making buckets of money selling MS Office for Macs again.

  84. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    But Linux has the same problems the commercial unixes did in the 80s/early 90s. (Fragmentation) Microsoft had to compete with *much* better OSs (Unix, OS2) then and succeeded.

    Actually, I disagree. You do have substantial differences regarding management tools, but Linux distros are all more similar than UNIX flavors in a number of ways:

    1) UNIX liked to claim the POSIX standard, but many people would go and install the GNU tools which had a number of important differences. LSB OTOH is based on an assumption of the GNU tools.

    2) While you have substantial differences in management tools between Linux distros, your user-mode command-line tools are far more consistant in important ways-- i.e. you can use iptables to manipulate the firewall rulesets regardless of distro. Additionally, many more settings are exposed by the kernel (via /proc) for manipulation via text tools. This means that a good Linux admin can *always* continue to work on other distributions even if he/she is completely unfamiliar with the management tools and scripts can work across distros much better than they can work across UNIX variants.

    So.... Linux does deal with these problems. Not completely, mind you, but it does deal with them.

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  85. No wonder by Frankie70 · · Score: 1, Funny

    The job was just too slack, and it showed with management who would take our entire team out to Hooters resturant, come back 2 or 3 hours later drunk off their asses. The boss would invite me to go with them, but I really dont like getting drunk in the early afternoon. We had mini-fridges in the lab and occasionally people would start drinking at noon.

    No wonder "Microsoft employees are critical of their employers". Who would really want a job like that?

    By the way, in an unrelated question, what's was the email id of the hiring manager?

  86. Re:Solution...MIcrosoft not invented here syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The not invented here syndrome is crippling microsoft. Why outsource when you can leverage worlds best opensource to your advantage? MS could be 50% BSD modules, with no impact to sales or consumer mindspace.

    Give money to these institutions to develop opensource. They just pay the developers to put in binary flags saying 'reserved for future MS use' sprinked in the code. MS can tinker and extend these modules later if its BSD, and use scare tactics. Policy worked well when they looked for a stack.

    If they had decided to invest and use Reiser filesystem, rather than re-invent their own, maybe Vista would be out on the streets now, and the money rolling in. Same goes for every subsystem they choose to do it themselves - delay and setbacks.

    MS would have considered risks - they are betting people do not get upperty over lockin, and lack of alternatives. Interestingly Apple reached a different conclusion over its OS, which was the right decision - different but modular. Maybe MS does not want Apple or Linux/BSD to to get recognition - but that cat's out of the bag now.

    Many years ago, IBM pinged Fujitsu over the VSAM file system, and there was a settlement and a clearinghouse. After that Fujitsu lost, as people feared incompatibility. IBM then lost ground bigtime, and let MS waltz in on price factors.

    They say that once a standard is universally adopted and accepted, it is hopelessly out of date or irrelevant.

    Food for thought.

  87. 5 years ago the millionaires couldn't wait to go by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone remember that when MS caught the dotcom bug and made instant millionaires out of several hundred or thousand employees they couldn't wait to jump ship. I think MS has probably always been both a rewarding and difficult place to work and people will leave as soon as the opportunity arises. Of course we're talking about the most highly skilled and placed employees and let's face it, MS hasn't had any serious competition for top flight employees for many years - now that Google is around it's likely they'll leave.

  88. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    I question how much Microsoft's lack of success against Linux has to do with Open Source Magic(tm) verus just poor product positioning.

    Microsoft hasn't really developed a coherent strategy against Linux. It is, however, a long-term strategic threat that causes headaches when dealing with the clear and present challenges to Microsoft's bottom line. If Linux did not exist, perhaps Licensing 6.0/Software Assurance would have been something they could have shoved down people's throats. However, Microsoft discovered very quickly that Licensing 6.0 was going to push a lot of people to Linux, so they revised it, added additional benefits, and made it optional as Software Assurance.

    Before I left Microsoft, I wrote a memo (won't tell you what it said) that laid out what I thought would be necessary to compete against Linux. It was based on the no quarter principle-- the idea that if Linux has any protected market, it will continue as a strategic threat. This means that one has to target every single one of Linux's markets regardless of how unprofitable or uninteresting it is. Many of my ideas have been implimented in some way or form. So the strategy is taking form, and I had a strong hand in it (for better or worse) but it will take some time before real leverage is brought to bear. However, I do believe that it is likely to be too late to create a real lock in.

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  89. Obligatory by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 1

    FLASH: Employees of Evil Empire Say Organization Empire, Evil. Film at eleven.

  90. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Ive contacted MS support 3 times (expensive if you dont have a contact..lol) They are more then compentant, not like your normal call center.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Ahem. Hrm.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    OK.

    About a week or two ago, I was working on a server for a client in the area. I work for a consulting firm; we do everything from initial planning to wiring to building computers to support. This client had a 2003 Small Business Server, which basically ran as a file and MS-SQL server for their accounting software.

    Well, dumbasses got hacked. The machine was on a public IP, and they saw fit to change their administrator password to "admin" while we weren't looking (with remote access enabled). Anyway, rootkits galore. The crux of the issue is that they basically needed a Wipe and Reload; BUT, their accounting software cost them $10,000 to have someone flown in from the software provider and install the software. So, wipe and reload is not an option - they can't afford to reinstall the financial software.

    Oh, and their backups are corrupted. That's what they get for keeping them on the hard drive with the OS, but who's counting? Oh, plus, we set it up for daily backups, and then a weekly one - so it has 7 days, plus weeklys for a month, plus monthlys for a year. I had to go back 3 weeks before I even found a partial backup without the r00tkit, and they can't lose 3 weeks of financial data.

    So, I take the server back to the shop, put it on the tech bench, and try to clean out the rootkit. Nothin' doin - it's got its fingers into everything. Luckily, I was able to get the Cam screener of "The Cave" that had been uploaded from efnet. Anyway... I can't get rid of the rootkit. I boot up off of ERD Commander, attach to the install, and flush the pre-fetch directory. Reboot. Can't log in. I do this and that. Can't log in.

    So - I call Microsoft. Not only do I call Microsoft, but the shop I work for is a Preferred Partner, so we call the super secret number. Not only do we call the super secret number, but we call the super secret "BUSINESS CRITICAL OUTAGE / SERVER DOWN 24 HOUR AVAILABILITY" line. Granted, it costs $250 per incident, which you have to pre-purchase in packs of 10 ($2500 at a time)...

    And get someone in india. Who takes down our information and puts us on hold for an hour.

    And then someone else in india picks up. He has us try this and that until he realizes we have 2003 Small Business Server, and he says that the receptionist told him we had Enterprise Server (we told her Small Business, but who knows if she understood a word I said), and that's not his department (are they really that different, if you can't even get a login prompt?). He transfers us to SBS, where we sit on hold for another hour. So now we're at 3 hours, and we just got ahold of the right person.

    Then, Habib (or whatever) talks us through the same steps. Then he tells us to install a 2nd windows install (in C:\Windows2\). Then pull files out of that install. That doesn't work, so we install SBS SP1. Same thing - doesn't work. Nothing works. But, we've spent another 3+ hours on the phone installing and configuring SBS and SP1.

    SIX HOURS. I didn't once talk to a native english speaker in SIX HOURS on their BUSINESS CRITICAL OUTAGE phone line. My problem didn't get fixed.

    The Plural of Anecdote is Data, but Microsoft's tech support still SUCKS.

    ~Will

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  91. Phenomena easily explained by calstraycat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The exodus of good employees from MS and their inability to attract top talent can be easily explained. Microsoft's stock price has been flat for the last five years.

    People didn't flock to Microsoft from 1990 -2000 because it was such a wonderful place to work. They went there to get rich on stock options. Working for MS now is no different than working for GM or Dupont. The massive growth phase ended five years ago and will never return.

    The reason people are leaving for Google can be explained by this
    graph.

    1. Re:Phenomena easily explained by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every software company has a stock chart that grows to a peak in 2000, then falls. Except Microsoft fell only a little ways and flattened. Most of their competitors simply crashed. Compare Microsoft to VA Software, the owners of Slashdot.

    2. Re:Phenomena easily explained by calstraycat · · Score: 1

      While what you say is true, it misses the point I was trying to make. Yes, unlike many bubble-era software companies, MS's stock didn't completely crater because they have, like, billions in annual revenue ode to their virtual monopoly in PC operating systems.

      I did not compare MS to companies like VA Software for a reason. My point was that MS is now what IBM was in the seventies. A dull, secure place to work where financial compensation is you salary alone. Stock options are only an incentive when a company has the potential for substantial growth. Companies like ebay, Google, Yahoo and Apple have seen substantial growth over the past few years while MS has been stagnant. So, MS employees are jumping ship.

  92. Bad habits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I interviewed there a few months back for a senior research position. The interview focused on "why are manholes round" think-on-your-feet type of questions. This is for a position for which the job description was to think for long, sustained periods of time on very difficult problems and come up with a solution.

    This is like selecting your olympic marathon team by having candidates run 100 meter sprints! The people doing the interview couldn't even see the incongruity of their approach.

    To top things off, Microsoft was balking at a salary figure which was less than 50% of what Google ended up offering.

    p.s. I'm also very good at mental "sprints", but the whole situation was so surreal that I couldn't get myself to concentrate on them. The whole time I was thinking "are they really that much out of touch in Redmond?"

  93. Who said it was a dream to work anywhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, working for a big corporation is not a dream. It's a crying shame. Do you think you have value to the corporation? Think again. Do you think loyalty is rewarded? Hardly. Look at the airline industry. All those United employees put in all those years, and in one day, their pensions were gone. Money, socked away for 20, 30, or 40 years. And that was part of their compensation.

    Who's to blame? Wallstreet. Demands by investors. The press. If you're in this for the long haul, you're disrespected... and your stock price plummets. The market wants a quick return. You can't go around with 20 billion in assets, and maybe a 1 or 2 percent profit. The market won't like you. Stock will plummet, shareholders will vote out the directors, CEO will get fired.

    It's just like revolving debt. The market doesn't respect savings. They only care about debt and the interest on the debt. If you're cash heavy, you're a target for breakup. So you have to carry a lot of debt as a poison pill. It's sad.

  94. Is it just me. . . by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
    . . . or should Steve Ballmer just stop talking? First it was "Linux is a cancer". A couple weeks ago it was "I'm going to bury Larry Page".

    Now it's "We won the desktop. We won the server. We will win the Web. We will move fast, we will get there. We will win the Web."

    Now if that quote doesn't say "MONOPOLY" then I don't know what does.

    1. Re:Is it just me. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I can surf the web with a schnauzer and a fancy top hat when Ballmer gets his way? COOL!

  95. Re:Agreed by symbolic · · Score: 1


    It's getting to be less about money, and more about the culture at Microsoft. More money can help compensate for a miserable culture, but even then there's a breaking point. Microsoft isn't the only game in town any more - whether they like it or not, they're sharing the stage with Linux, and even though Linux has a proportionately small share, Linux share is poised to grow. Since Microsoft already has most of the market, there's really one of two directions available....straight ahead (little or no growth), or down.

  96. Ah well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'll teach Microsoft for not blocking slashdot on work computers.

  97. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by dbIII · · Score: 1
    This means that a good Linux admin can *always* continue to work on other distribution
    or on other versions of unix - or a Solaris/AIX/SGI/SCO admin can work on linux. More importantly, large expensive applications that have been used for 20+ years can be ported to linux without a lot of pain and run on what is effectively machines mass produced at low cost to play games. The stuff I'm employed to run has never worked on MS windows, but runs on just about every variety of *nix produced in the last two decades.
  98. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by dbIII · · Score: 1
    This means that one has to target every single one of Linux's markets regardless of how unprofitable or uninteresting it is.
    Microsoft never really understood anything other than the bottom of the server market or much of the workstation market so it will take them many years to convince those that have applications in those areas to port to Microsoft. I said something similar in 1995, but surprisingly it still applies.
  99. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by cmacb · · Score: 1

    "Before I left Microsoft, I wrote a memo (won't tell you what it said) that laid out what I thought would be necessary to compete against Linux. It was based on the no quarter principle-- the idea that if Linux has any protected market, it will continue as a strategic threat. This means that one has to target every single one of Linux's markets regardless of how unprofitable or uninteresting it is. Many of my ideas have been implimented in some way or form. So the strategy is taking form, and I had a strong hand in it (for better or worse) but it will take some time before real leverage is brought to bear. However, I do believe that it is likely to be too late to create a real lock in."

    Murderer!

    Funny, I was about to post higher up that Microsoft's biggest problem is that all the easy profit in the software business is behind them. Balmer goes around saying the the world needs a $200 PC (I think the truth is closer to $100) seemingly without thinking about how much of that should go to MS vs the hardware companies. Up above someone tells a sad tale of bad support from Microsoft on a server issue. Microsoft is squeezed in the middle. They need to somehow produce a $10 version of windows that runs flawlessly like my TV set and at the same time replace IBM mainframe and Sun systems that don't get eaten by viruses.

    Sun and IBM, who are still thought of as mostly hardware outfits support customers in a totally different way than Microsoft. Yes they may have farmed out call centers to India too, but because they are in the hardware business they also know how to fly a person, or a part across country to rescue a business (ven a small business) who gets stuck. IBMs consulting division plays a far greater role in setting up complete applications (not talking about just software here, but design, staff, documentation, high level management). This is hard work, and when it fails, IBM can be sued for misfeasance. Microsoft on the other hand just wants to develop the OS and middle-ware and stamp out CDs and wash their hands of the rest. They've done as good a job of that easy-work as anyone could have done I suspect, but that work is behind them now, and I don't think Steve or Bill have the stomach for the lower profit margins, higher risk, and harder work that will allow them to move to the next level.

    What is Bill interested in? From the Channel 9 interview: Voice technology. So when will MS perfect voice technology? Will they be able to use the cookie cutter approach to locking everyone into only MS products just to get voice technology? I rather doubt it. First I think that technology, in a really useful form, may still be 20 or more years off. We are talking artificial intelligence here and I think the real solution is going to be some form of hardware/software and a whole lot of programming that doesn't fit in with any existing Microsoft PC strategy. Bill just wants to be off in a room somewhere full of smart guys who can make dreams like this come true. But that has nothing to do with making money in the IT industry here and now. If Bill day-dreams any longer that industry is going to pass him by. In fact it may already have.

    Similarly Microsoft looks pretty pathetic when they go head to head with the likes of Sony. There IS money to be made on hardware, but its cents on the dollar and somehow I think MS would be better of just doing software for the Playstation rather than trying to replace the Playstation. And while we are at it, why not provide the full suite of MS applications for Linux, Sun, OS X? Why not have a consulting group that would go in and get the job done whether or not it involved any Microsoft products? Why not bid on government contracts that, again, didn't necessarily involve pushing MS products as much as managing projects and getting them done on time and under budget?

    Microsoft wants to be the company that makes sausage making machines, but they don't want to make sausage, they want the rich cream of the IT budget, not the part

  100. Telling point about Open Source in one departure by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    So here's an ironic departure:

    Stephen Walli, who worked in the unit set up to parry the open-source threat, split for an open-source consulting firm.

    When the guys you hire to combat threats and understand deeply what they are about decide the threat is a more pleasant place to be, you know you have issues.

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  101. Could you spare a towel sir? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I think think the real reason morale is low is people are still biking to work and Microsoft has stolen all the towels, thus preventing bountiful showering! Let me tell you THAT is demoralizing.

    See article for details of towels (cut as a cost saving measure).

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  102. Re:Signs of a clueless loser by gnutechguy · · Score: 1

    You are an idiot... thats the norm here at Slashdot. Trying sticking to subjects that you have a clue about.

    >>but it probabably wasnt development or big things like Exchange

    Actually, I supported some "small" product called Windows 2000 server. Also, the only tier above me was debug. The outsourced helpdesks called my desk for support. Maybe you might work your way up to working on one someday.

    I've since moved on and up from Microsoft.

    I bet you, with your poor attitude, are still at the IT level of "Want fries with that?"

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  103. Agree by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The trailer (and what I can make out of the story) is really not doing anything for me as a moviegoer.

    I still have a lot of faith in Pixar though. I just figured they made a sub-par movie to stick it to Disney, and like you say get the chrome rendering all figured out for Pixars next REAL movie (The Secret Life of Bling?)

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    1. Re:Agree by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      You know what, though? I thought the same thing when I saw the trailers for Monster's Inc and The Incredibles (and the Cars trailer stinks).

      That said, Pixar could now put a handwritten piece of paper on the screen for 30 seconds saying "Cars. Pixar. Summer 2006" and I'd be there.

  104. How to win the web? XAML vs. Ajax by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How do you "Win the web"? Convince people to use XAML instead of Ajax for dynamic web development. At least that's what they are trying.

    Too little too late I'd say though.

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  105. "Embarrassingly long" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, but it takes the slashdot l33t "hackers" eight years to fix the fucking HTML on their site...

    So tell me again, who's lame?

  106. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Murderer!

    Er... Sorry..... I will share with you the view I had when I was at Microsoft regarding what the company could do to compete before I get to my viewpoint.

    Sun and IBM, who are still thought of as mostly hardware outfits support customers in a totally different way than Microsoft. Yes they may have farmed out call centers to India too, but because they are in the hardware business they also know how to fly a person, or a part across country to rescue a business (ven a small business) who gets stuck. IBMs consulting division plays a far greater role in setting up complete applications (not talking about just software here, but design, staff, documentation, high level management).

    When I was at Microsoft, I also advocated a much larger role for Microsoft Consulting Services and Rapid Onsite Support. The resistance I ran into was that Microsoft had invested so much in the partner programs that they did not want to lose the goodwill of these partners. However, I still felt that there were plenty of cases where we could offer superior service with fewer legal hassles than we could be encouraging partners in many areas. However, although I think many at Microsoft share your insight, I don't think they will ever do anything about that one.

    They've done as good a job of that easy-work as anyone could have done I suspect, but that work is behind them now, and I don't think Steve or Bill have the stomach for the lower profit margins, higher risk, and harder work that will allow them to move to the next level.

    The real problem is that they don't want to feel like they are competing with their partners. They are worried about antitrust litiation, and other things. They are not in a good position to do this.

    And while we are at it, why not provide the full suite of MS applications for Linux, Sun, OS X?

    There is such a thing as a barrier to entry. This is why I advocated integrating SFU into the OS to reduce the barrier to migrating *to* Windows from UNIX and Linux....

    Why not have a consulting group that would go in and get the job done whether or not it involved any Microsoft products?

    See above. Competing with partners is not what Microsoft wants to do. That being said, this indicates that they are really dense regarding consulting services. Everyone partners with their competitors in that industry :-)

    Following your strategy of "target every single one of Linux's markets regardless of how unprofitable or uninteresting it is" will, I think, cause the company to fail (which it seems to be gradually doing).

    Why? Most of your labor is in the generalize programming tasks. Most of the markets could be targetted using existing products and new licenses. For example, why not a low-cost Windows license for ISP's? The high performance computing market is not useful enough to target because scalability trends will bring Windows there eventually anyway. Microsoft already does this regarding web servers, so why not extend it to other areas as well?

    And even in the HPC market, if one must target it, maybe a version of CE? Otherwise, I fail to see any market where Windows is limited by anything other than licensing concerns.

    So much for Microsoft's point of view.

    I am now self-employed and largely on the other side of the conflict now :-) I run a consulting firm that is pretty much everything that Microsoft is not. We may be opening a call center to offer people tech support in their own areas (no commitment yet). And we want to get the majority of IT budgets by promoting open source and services. Why would we want our customers to be buying *licenses* when they could be paying *us* for additional value? But of course, if one must use proprietary software, we will help with that too.... Already we have a number of home users and small businesses running Linux in various roles from desktop to small server.

    My business runs midrange ser

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  107. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    or on other versions of unix - or a Solaris/AIX/SGI/SCO admin can work on linux.

    To some extent, but with more frustration. For example in Solaris/AIX/Irix/Unixware how do you increase the maximum number of shared memory segments? Every varient of UNIX has a different way of doing this. Every varient of Linux exposes this setting in /proc. This is the sort of thing I am talking about.

    Linux distros are different to administer only to the extent that you rely on distro-specific tools. But with UNIX flavors, you often have no choice but to use tools specific to the UNIX flavor. This was my only point.

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  108. My time at MSFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done two 6 month contracts @ Microsoft and everyone asks what it's like to work there.

    To this I say:

    The low level managers are perhaps the most egotistic lazy douche bags I've ever met under one roof. The engineers are the biggest cry baby bitches I've ever met.

    Everyone that was cool got out before '97.

    I don't blame upper management one bit for outsourcing their jobs to someone who must might be slightly thankful for a job without all the surly horseshit.
    I'd call the general work environment barely civilized. The way I see it Microsoft could fire 1/2 the headcount of worthless barnacles and no one would notice.

  109. Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful


    "organizational model"

    einhverfr, there is a simpler explanation of the same thing, in my opinion. Microsoft was never relationship oriented. Mentally, Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer are still the socially disfunctional teenagers they were when they started.

    Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. Anyone who tries to manage without examining the quality of relationships must manage by constantly testing the limits of what he or she can push other people to do. "Testing the Limits" management makes employees feel disrespected, because they ARE being disrespected. Before, programming was so exciting that employees were willing to be abused. Now that is beginning to change.

    Microsoft has always sold mediocre products. The company has always been organized around taking advantage of technical ignorance, and around examining just how little people will accept. Think how miserable it is to work at a company that never does a good job!

    Microsoft Basic was the first major product. It was poorly implemented and poorly documented. For example, there was no way to write a strictly binary file! An ASCII Hex 07 character would ring the bell rather than be written to a file.

    Microsoft Assembler was provided with manuals printed from a dot matrix original. The assembler was unreliable. It would sometimes just not produce the correct instructions. The world had to wait for Borland Turbo Assembler to get a reasonably good assembler.

    In an hour of testing the first version of Windows NT, which I had bought, I found 3 pages of serious bugs. My money was totally wasted.

    The first version of Microsoft Access had huge bugs.

    Microsoft Word in Office 2000 sometimes destroys its own files. (Tip: Open the Microsoft Word file in Open Office and save it as a .DOC file from Open Office. Then you will be able to open the file in Microsoft Word again.)

    ChkDsk.exe (Check Disk) supplied with Windows XP Professional has a log file parameter. ("/L:size NTFS only: Changes the log file size to the specified number of kilobytes. If size is not specified, displays current size.") However, according to Microsoft technical support, Chkdsk does not actually produce a log.

    Many other Windows XP command line interface programs don't actually work completely with Windows XP. The CLI is very incomplete and toy-like.

    Microsoft software has had incredible numbers of very severe security vulnerabilities and Microsoft has been very slow to fix them. The vulnerabilities have cost customers hundreds of billions of dollars. If Microsoft had to pay for the destructiveness of all the vulnerabilities, Bill Gates would be the poorest person in the world, instead of the richest. Microsoft is like the cigarette companies. If the cigarette companies had to pay the total cost of cigarettes, including medical bills, cigarettes would not be profitable. If Microsoft had to pay for the damages caused by its mediocre software, Microsoft would not be a profitable company.

    Apparently in an effort to create copy protection, Microsoft designed Windows XP to save configuration data from most programs in one huge file called the Registry. If that file somehow becomes corrupt, it can be impossible to repair for a reasonable amount of money.

    Microsoft is managed around taking advantage of technical situations rather than managed around trying to develop good products. Microsoft is, in that way, more an abuse company than a software company.

    1. Re:Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the sort of insightful analysis that gives Slashdot its sterling reputation and good name.

    2. Re:Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ChkDsk.exe (Check Disk) supplied with Windows XP Professional has a log file parameter. ("/L:size NTFS only: Changes the log file size to the specified number of kilobytes. If size is not specified, displays current size.") However, according to Microsoft technical support, Chkdsk does not actually produce a log.

      Minor thing: I think this refers to the NTFS journal (used to repair the filesystem after a crash) rather than information about how CHKDSK went.
    3. Re:Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. by thoth · · Score: 1
      ChkDsk.exe (Check Disk) supplied with Windows XP Professional has a log file parameter... However, according to Microsoft technical support, Chkdsk does not actually produce a log.

      Just a bit of info, I think you misunderstand what the "logfile" is on NTFS. It isn't a file produced for you to view in the windows directory. Instead, it is an on-disk area NTFS uses for metadata transactions.

      Next time you run chkdsk, view the output and see a line like this:

      65536 KB occupied by the log file.

      THAT's the logfile size you are changing. And yes, Microsoft technical support is also correct, it doesn't produce a log. With /L you are changing the size of an on-disk scratch area.

    4. Re:Microsoft has never been a trust-based company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ChkDsk.exe (Check Disk) supplied with Windows XP Professional has a log file parameter. ("/L:size NTFS only: Changes the log file size to the specified number of kilobytes. If size is not specified, displays current size.") However, according to Microsoft technical support, Chkdsk does not actually produce a log.

      Dimwit. If chkdsk did produce a log, why would it only work on NTFS?

      It you spend a millisecond thinking about the difference between NTFS and FAT, it should be obvious which log the parameter refers to.

  110. Small company -- a dream job by tyler_larson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But then again, my wife doesn't work at Microsoft, and she has expressed similar complaints about her past employers. So maybe it's more of a corporate America thing/large company thing, than a Microsoft thing.

    I never worked for MSFT, but I interviewed with them and turned them down to take a position in a small software-related service company. About 10 developers and 40 tech support guys, an IT supervisor, a couple of sales people, and a bigwig. It was definately the right choice.

    It's a challenge, and there's always something new and exciting for me to do. In the last two years, I've designed and built a high-availability server solution solution based in Linux, including writing all the server software, shell scripts, monitoring systems, etc. (no small undertaking). I've built a number of database interfaces using C# and .NET. I created a remote administration tool (admittedly based on free software :). I've created a web front-end to an application, done artwork with Photoshop, and have recently moved on to video/audio editing for marketing materials. And that's less than half of what's been on my plate in the past 24 months.

    If you haven't guessed, I'm the wildcard at my company. I do the jobs no one else knows how to do simply because I pick it up the fastest (and often becuase I volunteer). I feel very much appreciated at the office. My coworkers (and particularly my boss) are generally quite astounded by the depth of knowledge I have over such a wide range of topics, and the work I create is publicly admired and appreciated.

    This sounds like opportunities that you'd only find in a small company. What sort of corporation would lest on person such a wide variety of jobs?


    Well, contrast that with my wife. She works for a major retail corporation that I know you've heard of. She started as a seasonal employee, was promoted to department manager in 3 months, and in 2 years has been promoted so many times that her salary has more than trippled.

    She's an excellent manager and a very hard worker. She can motivate her employees to do twice as much as the company average, but with half the time and resources. And still her employees all love coming to work for her. On her own, she generally can do the work of about six people. Even early on, she had managed to accomplish so much with so little literally every manager above her paid her a vist to ask her about her methods--all the way up to the CEO.

    Now she has recently begun travelling about the country making the company a better place; fixing broken methods, motivating employees, and creating innovative soulutions to difficult problems. What she does in her job is kind of similar to what I do in mine, but transposed to a retail environment on a corporate scale.

    So what's my point? Well I think it's all about attitudes and people (particularly you). A lot of people who work at my wife's company hate their job. Typical "corporate America" attitude. My wife started at the very bottom (not even a "real" employee). But she became an expert in everyone else's fields by volunteering to do their work for them; just because she thought it would be fun to do. She then shot up through the ranks so fast that only corporate policy kept her from being promoted faster.

    I think there are a lot of companies that are just plain bad. When brilliant and innovative minds feel trapped, your company can sink no lower. However, the majority of the time, the problem is that most people are dumb, and most people are lazy. Whatever side of the fence you're on, it takes a lot of intelligence to recognize a brilliant solution, and it takes a lot of brilliance to create something intelligent.

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  111. The Big Lie: If we keep saying it must be true by xixax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Big Lie is a great technique to compete against Microsoft, and MS uses it just as much against Linux (and other competitors) with issues such as security and TCO. Why do people use it? Because it seems to work. Do you think Balmer and Gates trash talk because they are petty?

    Xix.

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  112. Parent comment is excessively pro-Microsoft. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting


    After re-reading what I wrote in the parent comment, I realize that it is excessively pro-Microsoft, in my opinion.

    There are entire huge areas of abuse that I didn't mention.

    Several years ago I accompanied some friends to a computer store to help them buy a computer. We were offered Microsoft Office for $50. That's why Lotus SmartSuite and Corel WordPerfect lost market share. There was always a two-tier market for Microsoft Office. You could pay full price, or you could pay $50. It seemed to me that Microsoft was less than intense about stopping the pirates, because that ran the competitors out of business.

    Microsoft did the same thing with DOS. At one time, 5 local and national distributors with which I did business all carried pirated DOS. I visited one distributor that indicated they were genuinely concerned, and showed them that it was easy to detect a pirated copy. Microsoft verified that. Other DOS-like operating systems were not able to compete with broad-scale piracy.

    In 2002, Microsoft implemented a plan it called "Software Assurance". At the time, Ed Foster, who writes a famous column called GripeLine, called Software Assurance "manipulation ... and ... pseudo-extortion" Ed said then that many people "have ... gotten the impression from Microsoft or their resellers that the deadline holds menace for them if they don't respond".

    In his column released on September 15, 2005, Ed quoted one customer as saying that Software Assurance was "one of the biggest sucker jobs of all time".

    Ed said, "The thing that Software Assurance has always assured is Microsoft revenue -- what the customer has gotten is risk, and lots of it. Expecting Microsoft to deliver value when they've already got your money is just not a very good bet."

    Those are just two short examples. Some people believe that there are hundreds of Microsoft abuses like that, but, as far as I know, no one has counted all of them.

    1. Re:Parent comment is excessively pro-Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "as far as I know, no one has counted all of them."

      I don't know anyone who can count that high.

  113. never quite that by idlake · · Score: 1

    Once the dream workplace of tech's highest achievers,

    I think everybody used to like the stock options.

    Microsoft research started being a hot place in the late 90's and has a lot of good people, but they usually ended up going when their current employer had to close down their research labs after being driven out of business by Microsoft.

    I suspect all the non-technical people, marketing, HR, PR, finance, administration, shipping, writers, etc., must love Microsoft: great benefits, great work environment, lots of power, great stock options, young workforce, etc., although they have good jobs available to them in some non-high-tech companies as well.

    The main people who seem to have thought of Microsoft as the "dream workplace" seem to be recent college graduates with little prior industry experience: Microsoft gave many of them a lot of responsibility and power early on and often made them rich. For better or for worse, are the people that built Microsoft and Microsoft software.

  114. "Hot" loser? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Quote from the Forbes article: "The Xbox game console is hot, but its division has lost $4 billion in four years and isn't yet in the black."

    The business press is often full of baloney. "Hot", but lost $4 billion? It's easy to sell things for less than they cost.

  115. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

    It was based on the no quarter principle-- the idea that if Linux has any protected market, it will continue as a strategic threat. This means that one has to target every single one of Linux's markets regardless of how unprofitable or uninteresting it is.

    Now that's the Microsoft thinking that many of us remember! Probably their loss you don't work there anymore.

    But, yeah, Gates is talking about beating OS/2 and WordPerfect, but he's apparently forgotten how. It was the Checkbox Marketing principle -- copy every competitor feature and make it better, and then add your own features on top. Except going up against Linux, MS has left a lot of empty boxes on the comparison chart.

    However, as to your point about MS Consulting vs Partners, I would say the current arrangement is the most significant reason MS is attractive as a vendor. They deliver complete products designed to minimize the amount of help needed versus maximize it. I've read a ton of slashdot posts spooging over IBM's services model, but none of these people are running out and buying Lotus Notes. Ultimately that Services focus limits Linux to it's core markets where the Unix talent pools are.

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  116. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by RoLi · · Score: 1
    The threat from Linux to Microsoft is overrated

    I don't think so.

    The big business secret of Microsoft was to capitalize on other companies work. PC-vendors make only razor-thin margins to put out cheap hardware which made DOS/PC a lot cheaper and often also a lot better (because when you are "good enough", cheaper is the same as better) than Apple or Unix or Amiga.

    The only serous previous challenger was OS/2 which had 2 big problems: The biggest problem was that it was made by IBM and no PC-maker in their right mind would use an OS made by the competition. The second problem was that despite the popular myth that "good compatibility killed the OS/2 platform", the reverse was true and while Win16 compatibility was OK, Win32 compatibility sucked.

    Linux also has the latter problem, however it comes with a whole slew of advantages: It runs on the same hardware, it is cheap and it's available from many vendors.

    So Linux will take away markets where it is "good enough" and little backwards-compatibility is needed. For example Novell said they would concentrate on call-centers to sell SUSE Linux to. And I see no reason why they shouldn't be able to do it - Linux can do everything that is needed (call centers don't need any Win32-games and MS Office) and is cheaper.

    A similar situation is seen at governmental computers: With Linux offering the additional advantage of being able to be 100% supported internally, makes it great for governments outside the US. Even if Linux is twice as expensive, half of the expenses come back as tax-dollars, that's what makes it so great for governments. Anyway, of course there is still the problem of backwards-compatibility, that's why pioneers like Munich will take a couple of years to do the switch. However, once the software is ported to Linux, other cities and governments can do the switch much faster and easier. While Munich and a handful of other governments won't do much harm for Microsoft's bottom line, the NEXT round, when Win2K becomes unsupported, will already hurt them a lot.

    It will certainly take a very long time (there will never be a "year" of the desktop, it's more like a decade or even 2 decades) but one market after another will go to Linux and Microsoft can't really do anything about it.

  117. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by RoLi · · Score: 1
    For years, Microsoft had great success with NT selling it as "Not Unix"

    Wrong, they had great succes with NT selling it as "runs on cheap hardware".

    That was the only real advantage NT had and Microsoft knew that well. And it worked, Windows/PC is often so much cheaper than Unix/proprietary that it's also better, despite the shortcomings.

    Linux changed all that.

    Now Microsoft sounds like a Unix-vendor: "But TCO is lower"

    Microsoft biggest selling-point ("good enough but cheaper") isn't working anymore.

  118. Find a better company! by Aldric · · Score: 1

    You have been really unlucky. Your company sucks.

  119. Ballmer pledges engineering reforms by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    But then announces that they're going to 'fix' Vista by spending $100 million on marketing it. He must be betting that his engineers don't, you know, read the news.

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  120. Not AGAIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This argument comes up every time.

    Listen Pal. Calculate how many emploees are there in redmond*average salary. You'll see that MS spends about $15+billion per year just for salaries. Add advertisement costs and payoffs and you've got it.

    This is a statement to keep the investors. Because if the investors lose confidence in MS and start selling, MS can go down in ONE MONTH.

  121. Microsoft Tech Support vs. Psychic Friends Network by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Funny


    Next time, try the Psychic Friends Network. They don't know the answer either, but they are friendlier, cost less, speak English, and won't waste your time.

  122. Reasons for their delays? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In related news, Steve Ballmer has pledged to make changes inside Microsoft to avoid the embarrassingly long development cycle of Vista, including a 'revamping of the engineering and the processes.' Is it too late?"

    I actually don't think Vista would've been so delayed if it wasn't for Microsoft suddenly, sometime between build 4083 and 5048, decided: "OK, let's throw this XP SP2 kernel out of here and base Windows Vista on Windows 2003 SP1 instead!", essentially forcing them to start from scratch in many areas, which the public build 5112 showed. Lots of interesting stuff previously in was suddenly gone, and it was curiosly looking much like XP/2003 Server again. The look of that build was what made even Windows and OS X evangelist Paul Thurott say the Longhorn project had the markings of a shipwreck.

    This, and that XP SP2 development took a lot of developer time from the team that should've been working of Vista, and that SP2 became delayed, probably forms at least about a year of delays.

    As usual, there are two sides of the coin with things like this -- it's not simply bad for a Windows user; it's good that they take their time to not rush things out.

    Interestingly, if Microsoft had done a less of a sloppy work with Windows XP so it wouldn't need a supersized SP2, Vista would probably have been able to be released earlier. And they can hardly hide behind that the age when XP was released wasn't a virus-infected Internet age, so it should've been predictable XP would've needed a strong security given its audience and being a major hacker target. In hindsight, that should've been the focus of XP, not a fancier UI. Instead, only now is Microsoft understanding this, and are pushing for e.g. a stronger firewall in Vista, and a new account system *nix always had. Their first clearly security-oriented OS is arriving in 2006. It's hard to stop yourself from laughing.

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  123. Creativity isn't easily divisible by gidds · · Score: 1
    The story is the genius of the Pixar product, the CGI gives it believability.

    I think there's a bit of both going on here.

    Yes, yes, the genius is in the storytelling, and that ought to be completely separate from the quality of the animation.

    But... my impression is that when people are pushing the envelope in one direction, attempting something that's never been possible before, it often seems to affect the whole project. I'm sure you can think of great, genre-defining movies, albums, books, gadgets, TV programmes -- often, they remain impressive after umpteen successors and imitators, have appeared, even when those successors have better technology/knowledge/facilities at their disposal.

    There's something about pushing up against limitations and trying something genuinely new that spills over into other areas. You can't restrict that raw creativity and ingenuity.

    Toy Story would probably have been as successful with the same storytelling but mediocre animation. But if the animation had been mediocre then I don't think the storytelling would have been the same -- the buzz from the originality of the animation probably lifted it too.

    (But then, I'm not in Pixar, so this is all speculation.)

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  124. Breaking Windows by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    About the time of the antitrust case a book came out about Microsoft called BREAKING WINDOWS.

    In a nutshell, the book showed how there were(are) a lot of creative, talented innovative people at Microsoft who constantly had to pay what Microsoft Employees called "the windows tax".

    In other words, if you created something that threatened the dominance of windows, Microsoft would kill it.

    Is it any wonder that Microsoft is having trouble with innovations and losing its star baseball players.

    Creative like to create.

    Nothing turns them away more than having their inspiration and their hard work squashed. More meetings and rules are not a substitute for these people.

  125. The Innovator's Dilemma by yason · · Score: 1

    FYI. This one touches slightly on the same subject: ways in which big companies fall. See The Innovator's Dilemma; describing "When New Technologies Cause Great Firms to Fail".

    Interesting read, though not perhaps directly applicable to Microsoft since it's really huge, multi-faceted and monopolistic which makes it less subjected to the competition and disruptive technology.

  126. Chkdsk needs to provide a log file! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Chkdsk needs to provide a log file! We had two Windows XP computers recently in which the NTFS file system was self-destructing. We need to run Chkdsk every night and have the log sent to us by email immediately if Chkdsk reports anything besides perfect health.

    One area that I didn't criticize above is Microsoft's terrible, terrible, sloppy, incomplete, scattered documentation. Nothing in Microsoft documentation that neither Microsoft technical support nor I was able to find explained the Chkdsk log file.

    About those computers I mentioned above: The problem in one seems to have been caused by a bad contact between the IDE controller and the hard drive. The problem in the other was never solved, even after 30 hours of hard work. We restored from a month-old backup. My experience with Windows XP SP2 is that sometimes it begins degrading and can only be fixed by re-installing the OS.

    Chkdsk is a toy. A much more comprehensive, integrated, file system health tool is needed.

    1. Re:Chkdsk needs to provide a log file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Chkdsk is a toy. A much more comprehensive, integrated, file system health tool is needed."

      You should switch to Solaris 10 once ZFS is released. Apparently, it has something like a billion kajillion nines reliability when set up in a RAID.

      Also, you made a typo: It isn't Chkdsk that is a toy. Windows is a toy. All of it.

  127. Correction: by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "Nothing in Microsoft documentation that neither Microsoft technical support nor I was able to find explained the Chkdsk log file. "

    Correction: Nothing in Microsoft documentation that either Microsoft technical support or I was able to find explains the Chkdsk log file.

  128. "It should be obvious" your comment was abusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of abusing people, you need to recognize that Microsoft should supply better documentation.

    1. Re:"It should be obvious" your comment was abusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However detailed Microsoft make their documentation, there will always be a reader sufficiently dimwitted to misconstrue it. Since the documentation can never be detailed enough for everyone they have to strike a balance between the number of confused readers and the cost of providing more detail.

      I understand the Microsoft documentation so I think they've got the balance right. Dimwits will disagree.

  129. Microsoft people often lie: Today's example. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    I forgot to mention that, if they think they can mislead customers, Microsoft employees often lie. This article provides today's example: IE flaw puts Windows XP SP2 at risk. It is quoted in this Slashdot story with the same name: IE Flaw Puts Windows XP SP2 At Risk.

    Here is a quote from the CNET article: "A Microsoft representative confirmed that the company had received the report from eEye and said it will be investigating the issue. Because the details of the vulnerabilities have not been made public, users are not at risk of an exploit being developed to take advantage of the flaw, the representative said."

    The statement "users are not at risk" is a lie, and I'm guessing that the Microsoft representative either was completely aware he was lying, or was completely aware he was too technically ignorant to make an assessment.

    If one company can find a new vulnerability, other people can, too. The fact that eEye found the vulnerability means especially that well-funded organizations, like the U.S. government's NSA department, could find the vulnerability, also. If your government uses Microsoft products, your government is vulnerable to spying.

  130. Re:Balmer won't go (former Microsoftie perspective by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

    Wrong. The perception is that NT management is significantly easier than Unix, and that's why they still own the small/mid-sized business segement despite Linux.

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  131. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One manager skipped free training because it interfered with "Survivor" on TV.

    Survivor is on at 8 PM, long after nornmal working hours. Unless the manager in question was being paid to work at 8 PM, I don't blame him at all for skipping "free training" in favor of watching TV.

  132. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that's why you should never hire consultants that dont' know how to tie thier own fucking shoes.

  133. Re:Signs of a clueless Company by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


    Hey, if they're only willing to pay us to build the machine and deliver and plug it in, there's not much we can do.

    We told them that their firewall was not doing anything, and that half their computers had viruses, and the other half did too, but they didn't want us to clean it up - they thought we were selling snake oil.

    You can't protect them from themselves.

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  134. Sneakiness is dishonest, also: Today's example. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Lies are more than just statements. Sneakiness is dishonest, also: Why C# and Mono are currently unnacceptable risks"

  135. That would be all great and fair.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... if companies (MS included) did not pretend all the time that the compnay is a surrogate family to which you have to give unconditional love and loyalty.

    Many companies demand loyalty in many forms but then can't be arsed to give that back in the form of a little respect.

    Altough people know what their obligations are they are not robots, you surely are not expecting that a place where you spend 1/3 of your time or more will no be the subcject of some emotional investment.

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  136. Remember Ed Curry! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1
  137. 207 pages of Microsoft abuses: Read and weep. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The Court's Findings of Fact in the Microsoft antitrust case lists 207 pages of abuses.