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  1. Re:OT, but that link was OT too on Why Apple Makes a One-Button Mouse · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Carmack the bit Johnny Carson did with the turban? No, wait, Karnack. Sorry.

  2. Re:Am I the Only One on Could TNG Stunt Casting Save 'Enterprise'? · · Score: 1

    Yes.

  3. Mop your brow and head on home... on Not Much Happening in Hard Drives This Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everything worth inventing has been invented. We've hit the ceiling. No more unexpected advances. Have a nice day. Smoke if you've got em.

  4. Whouda Thunk on Lunar Helium 3 Could Meet Earth's Energy Demands · · Score: 1

    Moon Tycoon would be a prophecy

  5. Re:Lots of commas on Insurance Companies Try Out Auto Black Boxes · · Score: 1

    So, they, sound, like, William, Shatner.

  6. Harry Truman said it best... on Outsourcing is Good for You · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you laid all the economists end to end, they'd point in all directions.

  7. Re:In other news... on Gravitation Anomaly Measured · · Score: 2, Funny

    Until he was told to move his pendulous mass

  8. Re:Please follow her advice. on Vive La Loafing! · · Score: 1

    A new problem; This has the potential of turning from recreational doing nothing to sabotage (a word coined from the wooden shoes into machines) A deep sense of being disenfranchised has led to racial violence in this country, so get ready for the information age equivalent of everything from looting TVs to burning down cities.

  9. Re:Hey, uh, I've got a surprise on Pay To Have Your Phone Tapped · · Score: 1

    No, just the suspects and possible subversives. All of us.

  10. Re:That's it... on Wiretapping the Web Easier Than Ever · · Score: 1

    Which is a client state of which former democracy?

  11. Fight to the Finnish? on Net Addiction Gets Finnish Soldiers Out Of Army · · Score: 1

    This is the military branch of the country that gave us the term "Finlandization," the process by which a portion of the country was ceded to the Soviets without them even asking for it

  12. That aspirating sound and rustling bills... on Lycos Sold To South Korean Company · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... is simply modern Lycos-suction

  13. Obviously on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 1

    Da Massah don't like it when you be uppity

  14. Re:Nigeria! on Linux Jobs on the Rise · · Score: 1

    Dear Kind Nigerian Sir; As you know, there has been much polititical disruptions in mine country of the late. My father, former CEO of a major corporation was arreasted, but not before he could hide 27 million dollars....

  15. Re:Max? on FCC Looks Into Regulating Violence on TV · · Score: 1

    You're so right. And let's not forget this juicy ticket sales if the only place you can see the whole movie is at a theatre or on DVD

  16. I can hardly wait on Debugging in Plain English? · · Score: 1

    A version of Eliza stramlined for humor

  17. Re:Math Call! on Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program · · Score: 1

    Was it you that put the "Anonymous" or "Coward" in the generic reply? Certainly not both, that's a lot of syllables.

  18. Re:RTFA on Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, God forbid they should write the article in consistent units. I expect you'll be defending the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight.

  19. Re:Math Call! on Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program · · Score: 1

    Sorry, previous post dropped the less than sign

  20. Math Call! on Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program · · Score: 1

    Isn't .08 .16? Fast-fingered Bill strikes again. Surprise, surprise, surprise. ----- G Pyle

  21. Fire ME???? on How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error? · · Score: 1

    You dickwads just paid a megabuck to train me.

  22. It's just a poorly trained... on 419ers Diversify Into Assassination Threats? · · Score: 1

    ... circumcision clinic. Pay is lousy, but the tips get you by.

  23. A Precisions Strike.... on Game with God · · Score: 0

    ... on the "Fish-Without-A-Bicycle" problem.

  24. Re:Microsoft Products Cause Trichotillomania on Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying · · Score: 1

    It just caused hair on the palms of my hands.

  25. Re:My favorite on Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, SATAN causes it to play "The Mephisto Waltz." Also, "Night on Bald Mountain." I could go on, but the fact that "Microsoft Knowledge Base" is the archetypal oxymoron has me distracted...