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Microsoft Announces Dividend and Stock Buyback Program

neile writes "Microsoft just announced some of their plans for their large cash reserves. This includes moving to quarterly dividend payments of $0.08 a share (up from $0.16 annually), and a special one-time dividend of $3.00 a share in December. The Board of Directors also approved a four-year, $30 billion, stock buyback plan."

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  1. THE FP IS MINE!!!111 by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "We are confident in our long-term ability to grow revenue, profits and shareholder value through our innovation and execution. We have been successful in addressing a significant portion of our ongoing legal exposure, and all seven of our businesses are growing," said Steve Ballmer, Microsoft's chief executive officer.

    That's a couple of things that SCO can't say right about now.
    1. Re:THE FP IS MINE!!!111 by mothz · · Score: 1

      That's a couple of things that SCO can't say right about now.

      Don't be so sure, I never expected Microsoft to say that either.

    2. Re:THE FP IS MINE!!!111 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Rolling over and settling for millions of dollars is hardly a great achievement. They couldn't even win their battle against a tiny Linux company called Lindows/Linspire. They had to get their checkbook out in the end and pay more more money than Lindows could have hoped to earn selling OSs for many years.

  2. Outstanding by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I knew I bought their stock for a reason. I know I will get modded down for this or flamed but you'll never see a company like Redhat do this. Regardless of your opinion of MS, this is a good move to reward stockholders.

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    1. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you think that buying stock in an unethical company is ethically neutral?

      I think you're wrong.

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    2. Re:Outstanding by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to have Microsoft stock, but one day I opened my portfolio and all the certificates had turned blue with incomprehensible writing on them. When I called my broker he assured me everything was all right, it was all a part of doing business and that I should put the stocks back in my old shoe where I stored them. So...I rebooted...

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    3. Re:Outstanding by scowling · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because the defining purpose of any public corporation is to maximize profit for the shareholders, then by definition all public corporations behave unethically.

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    4. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean stockholders like Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer? How much cash will they be pocketing in this deal?

    5. Re:Outstanding by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 1

      ... but you'll never see a company like Redhat do this.

      I'm not very familiar with investing so I have to ask, Why not? Isn't Redhat also a publicly traded company? Don't they have the option to pay dividends to their stockholders as well?

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    6. Re:Outstanding by tux_deamon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The defining purpose of a public corporation isn't to maximize profit by any means necessary. We live in a society of laws and regulation. So no, not all corporations necessarily engage in unethitcal activity in pursuit of profit.

    7. Re:Outstanding by LordSah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how many companies can you invest in, ethically?

    8. Re:Outstanding by scowling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is to do so by any legal means necessary, because failure to do so could set up the CEO and the Board as the defendants in a civil suit by the shareholders.

      One can be unethical and still remain within the law; my point stands.

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    9. Re:Outstanding by hazem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because the defining purpose of any public corporation is to maximize profit for the shareholders, then by definition all public corporations behave unethically.

      It's actually to maximize value rather than profit.

      A company can sell all of its assets and fire all its employees and they'll show great profits for that quarter. Unfortunatley they did not maintain the value of the company.

      Acting unethically has an impact on the value of a company, but only as much as the society and pool of potential investors estimate that value. A company can only act as unethically as the society will allow.

    10. Re:Outstanding by tux_deamon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, most tech companies don't pay dividends, rather they reinvest their profits (would they ever see them) into R&D. Most tech shareholders bank on the speculation that the share value will increase as the company grows very quickly.

      Paying a dividend is usally something only mature companies do when growth slows down. Microsoft is one of the few tech companies that pays a large dividend.

    11. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What color is the sky in your world?

    12. Re:Outstanding by slavetrade55 · · Score: 1

      Except that maximizing profit isn't prima facie immoral. So no, your point doesn't stand.

    13. Re:Outstanding by scowling · · Score: 1

      Yes, good point re: value.

      Of course, re: ethics, the consumer base has shown repeatedly that it really doesn't care about how companies act. Sure, there are a few anti-Exxon/Microsoft/Union Carbide folks out there, but those companies jst keep making money hand over fist.

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    14. Re:Outstanding by tux_deamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, this was your original point (nice try):

      Because the defining purpose of any public corporation is to maximize profit for the shareholders, then by definition all public corporations behave unethically.

      I submit that a corporation can behave ethically, and still maximize profit. Ethical behavior does not preclude the possibility of maximizing profit.

    15. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Very, very, very few.

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    16. Re:Outstanding by Vancorps · · Score: 2
      Case in point, Ben and Jerry's before they were bought out.

      They used research they funded to produce environmentally sound cartons and they backed countless charities. Might add they were vary profitable as well.

    17. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats because there is nowhere to go from here for microsoft but down.

    18. Re:Outstanding by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      They SAID they will do a buy back of UP TO 30 Billion. They don't have to buy back that much stock and most companies that announce a buy back don't buy back new what they authorized to. I would be shocked if MSFT buys back more than 10 Billion over the next 3 years.

      And cutting employee benifits isn't a good way to keep your best employees, and that is a negative in regards to their long term stock price.

    19. Re:Outstanding by Nakito · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pre-announcing a major ($3) dividend to be paid many months from now seems kind of funky. This will be immediately priced into the share value, of course -- every share is immediately worth that much more since everyone knows the distribution is coming. It's analogous to the "ex dividend" period of that occurs when a distribution is pending, except that the amount is huge and it's much longer in the future (almost half a year!). On top of that, a major buyback plan means that there will be sustained buying pressure on the stock.

      So call me cynical, but this is the first thought that came into my head: These events will cause all of the executives to hit the strike price on their stock options.

    20. Re:Outstanding by scowling · · Score: 1

      And that's where you and I disagree. I maintain that because a company is beholden to its shareholders by civil law, that the copany is *required* to be unethical in order to maximize value.

      One can always make more money unethically than ethically. I think that's axiomatic.

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    21. Re:Outstanding by zogger · · Score: 1

      bing & go, you nailed it. And most likely, gates wuill be buying more precious metals mines with his cut, no idea what ballmer will do.

    22. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Bend over and I'll show you.

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    23. Re:Outstanding by hazem · · Score: 1

      Of course, re: ethics, the consumer base has shown repeatedly that it really doesn't care about how companies act. Sure, there are a few anti-Exxon/Microsoft/Union Carbide folks out there, but those companies jst keep making money hand over fist.

      Sadly, that's more a condemnation of our society, rather than just the companies. If people did care, or cared to even know about these things, then they wouldn't let these companies get away with it. People cry about slave-labor in China, but head off to Walmart, thrilled about the great deal they just got on the socks they bought... that were made in China. I don't believe that most people would condone slave labor, but I think most people don't want to think about it. Ignorance is blissful. It's very troubling to know how bad the world can be.

      We're making progress, but it's slow. Look at the environmental restrictions that we have on companies that didn't exist 100 years ago. Enough people said that it was important that companies not pollute the environment - thereby pushing costs off on the populace as a whole.

    24. Re:Outstanding by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      Actually, the $3 dividend will raise the price of the stock by slightly less than $3/share (because it's a future value), while reducing the price of the company by slightly less than $3/share (because the money is going to be payed out.) Once the dividend is payed, the cash is gone -- the $56 billion hoard becomes $26 billion.

      In the end, the two effects cancel each other out. If there's a rise in the price of each share, it's because the company is seen as making better money on other activities than on its cash...in which case, I'd rather have the company focus on the things it does better.

    25. Re:Outstanding by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, the purpose of a public corporation is to do what they told you they would do when you invested and let you benefit from your share of the profit, by dividends or growth of the share price. If you invest in a ship, they better sail to the indies and come back with the goods to sell. They don't have to abandon all their employees at destination and come back with cheaper natives to man the sales. That's just captain's greed.

      Being famous, Bill Gates could make serious money by literally screwing thousands of customers, male or female. Should shareholders require him to take his ass to Microsoft France and make money from what he is doing anyway.

    26. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe it's ethical to presume an objective standard of ethics.

    27. Re:Outstanding by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

      We really, REALLY need "+1 - Bad Pun" (and "-1 - Bad Pun") moderation options...

    28. Re:Outstanding by tux_deamon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, there are mutual funds dedicated to investing in socially conscious/socially responsible corporations. Your bank/investment advisor can probably give you some more information.

      But here's a directory worth looking at

      Interestingly, one of the pioneers of the movement is US VP Candidate Peter Camejo.

      The general idea is to invest in companies with good track records in the areas of human rights, labor, business ethics, the environment, etc.

    29. Re:Outstanding by Farce+Pest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lot.

      Bill Gates directly owns 1.12 billion shares (that's 1.12e9), and indirectly owns 428K shares, so his cash dividend will be somewhere between $3.36 and 4.64 billion.

      There are only (yeah, only) 10.8 billion shares outstanding, so overall this is a $32 billion dividend.

      I have to wonder if Bill plans to buy a country and retire there. I just hope it isn't the US.

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    30. Re:Outstanding by Twixter · · Score: 1

      I think saying that a company is *required* to be unethical inorder to fulfill its obligations to its stock holders is a bit of a streach. But one has to ask, "Does Microsoft really have so much cash and no where to invest it, that they are going to give it away as dividens?" More likely the buyback plan will drive the value up. Then paying dividens makes people want to hold onto their stock driving the price up even more. Well it looks as though Microsoft is behaving un-ethically then. Instead of trying to maximize profit, they are driving the price of the stock up with the few extra billion they have between the cusions of their Executive Chairs. As a stock holder you should be angry. Unless of course you care more about the value of your investment as opposed to maximizing profit....now wait, what were coperations supposed to be doing again? I get confused...maximize profit, increase the value of their company.... Maybe this post is to complex for me.

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    31. Re:Outstanding by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Well it's a strategic move to get people interested in their stock. The stock has hardly moved at all over the last 4 years, they had to cut employee benefits to show a profit this quarter and now they are rewarding stockholders and promising large payouts before December in order to get their stock price moving again.

      Doesn't take a stock analyst to figure out the ulterior motive behind this one. Though I would say to sell within the next 2 years unless you can actually wait til 2008 when Longhorn comes out. Just pray it's not another Edsel.

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    32. Re:Outstanding by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, did you just say Walmart uses slave labor?

      Did I miss a /. post somewhere along the line, or could that leap of logic clear the grand canyon?

    33. Re:Outstanding by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'm no fan of Microsoft, but the CNN article said that Bill will be donating his one-off special dividend (about $4.5 billion) to the Bill Gates foundation.

    34. Re:Outstanding by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Microsoft makes 4 billion on year on investment of its 56 billion. paying that money for 4 years would mean 16 billion down. Then another 14, they would still have 42B in the bank.

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    35. Re:Outstanding by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      You're confusing the buyback with the dividend. The dividend happens in December, all at once. After that is payed out, the company will have approx. $30G in the bank.

    36. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      It was pretty clearly outlined in the post. WalMart buys product from China that is manufactured by "slave" labor.

      Whether the laborers are in fact "slaves", it's safe to conclude that the average factory conditions in China are pretty darn ugly.

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    37. Re:Outstanding by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      I have to wonder if Bill plans to buy a country and retire there. I just hope it isn't the US.
      Depending on what happens in November, it might not be such a bad thing.
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    38. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That wouldn't be very ethical :(

    39. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't. I only presume MY standard of ethics, and I'll only invest in companies whose ethics are compatible with my own.

      From each individuals', what other standard could there possibly be?

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    40. Re:Outstanding by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Quit putting "slaves" in quotes. It has a very specific definition, its not a vague term.

      It means someone who is owned by another person.

      Now that we're clear, is it slave labor or just incredible poor, arguably inhumane working conditions? There's a big (large, huge, MASSIVE) difference.

    41. Re:Outstanding by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      And one can make more money in one industry than in another. But that doesn't mean that a company is required to change their industry so as to make more money.

      A company is _expected_ to maximise value for the shareholder. It is only _required_ not to mislead them, lie to them or break laws.
      If the people making decisions in a company decide that they're going to act as responsible members of society first, and a money making mega corporation second, then that's up to them, as long as the shareholders are told - thus giving them the option to sell if they don't like it.

      Of course, the greater the percentage of the company that is public, the more say the shareholders have, and the more likely that the company will be all about money, rather than social concience.

      But you cannot say that in general a company is required to be unethical, it is simply not true.

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    42. Re:Outstanding by hazem · · Score: 1

      No I didn't say that, or didn't mean to. And I probably was not writing as clearly as I was thinking.

      What I was trying to expres was:
      1) some people claim that China uses slave labor in the form of political prisoners forced to work
      2) Walmart imports a lot of Chinese-made products (which may or may not be made by these people)
      3) many Americans like to buy the cheaper products at Walmart and enjoy the deal they get.

      If 1 is true, then 3 is bad. But, most Americans are comfortable with not knowing, or even investigating the claim in 1.

      A similar chain can be made for oil or diamonds. For example, oil companies have been known to use voilence in Nigeria to keep workers in line, as well as polluting the environment in ways that would not be tolerated in the US. Yet, that oil may possibly be sold in the US. The practices used by the oil company in Nigeria means the oil is cheaper, which means the gas is cheaper. Americans like cheap gas and probably don't want to know who has suffered to bring the gas to them at that price.

      In some cases, people find out and don't want to burry their heads in the sand. The "blood diamonds" issue is an example. Enough people realized what was happening in parts of the industry and demanded change.

      So, no, I'm not saying that Walmart uses slave labor, but I am saying that end-user consumers can often benefit from practices in the supply chain that they would not condone.

      The bad thing is that these end-users do not want to know about the bad practices. The good thing is that often, when enough of them find out, they do actually do something about it.

    43. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why I was putting "slaves" in quotes, because I have no information that implies that China has any true slave labor force.

      I think you're shouting at the wrong person. I was simply elucidating somebody else's point.

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    44. Re:Outstanding by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      but you'll never see a company like Redhat do this


      Only because Redhat doesn't have a big pile of money sitting around doing nothing. If they did Redhat would invest the money in product development, another company, etc. It's not neccessarily a healthy thing that MS can't think of anything better to do with the money.

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    45. Re:Outstanding by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      no no no! The buy back of 30B in shares is over the next 4 years. the $3 dividends is in december.

      By the way, at the share price ($28), $3 represents nearly 12% annualized retun. so for people with underperforming stock, unless MS stock goes down, it's an attractive stock. Fueled demand will raise the stock price.

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    46. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's not ethically neutral. In fact, if you're serious about changing the behavior of a company, it's the right thing to do. Who is in a better position to change a company's behavior than the owners of the company?

      Buy the stock. Work to get shareholder initiatives on the shareholder ballots. Attend shareholder meetings and ask lots of questions. There are people who do this and actually make a difference in influencing the opinions of other shareholders and changing some of the company's policies.

      (I'm not one of those people. I'm not claiming that I do the right thing, only that I know the right thing to do.)

    47. Re:Outstanding by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1
      The buy back of 30B in shares is over the next 4 years. the $3 dividends is in december
      Microsoft has 10.7G shares outstanding right now. The holder of each of those shares gets $3/share. That's $32.1G as a block in December.

      More than that, the $3 is a one-time distribution. It's not appropriate to view it as an annuity, 'cause it aint. It's just a transfer of funds from the company to the shareholders, no more, no less.
    48. Re:Outstanding by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Buying one share of stock in order to receive stockholder data could certainly not be construed as an "investment" (which to my mind is the same as an endorsement of the company's business practices).

      So, you're right. There should be a distinction between buying a stock in order to gather intelligence, and making an investment in a company with the expectation of profiting from their unethical behavior.

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    49. Re: Outstanding by shubert1966 · · Score: 1


      Fair Enough

      I think this is the one kind of Microsoft story that I hate the most. . . . Because I didn't 'get in' at $.19 in 1981 (or whatever/whenever the IPO was).

      Please MOD down a point or two for laziness.

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    50. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has been in the process of eliminating
      stock options. Please mod the above down.....

    51. Re:Outstanding by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Depending on what happens in November, it might not be such a bad thing.

      True, with this full on assault on the truth that has been going on, Kerry might actually win. But I'm still betting on enough Americans to see through the lies and the red states pull it out in the end; so have a little faith there dude. And since the mainstream press is basically trading their longterm survival for a few points for Kerry maybe we will finally see an end to their domination of public discourse when the dust settles.

      We are still months away from the election and the number of people who distrust the press is at record highs, they are below politicians and even used car salesmen in some polls. If the red team had the stones to hit hard against the press's distortions and ignore Kerry they could win, not just an election, but a victory against the forces of fear and ignorance that would stand for a generation.

      p.s. Yes I KNOW what you meant, I'm playing taunt the Young Socialists of Slashdot.

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    52. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what would the income tax hit on a $4.6 billion drop of cash into the money market account bring?

      Hmm... top tax rate is 39%, simplify to 40%. Hmm...about $1.8 billion to the IRS? But what kind of write off does he get for donating $4.6 billion this year? And, he does get to spread that out for a couple of years, right?

    53. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Kerry is playing "the forces of fear and ignorance" to get elected, while Bush et al. are playing "forces of fear and ignorance" to stay in power and put the US into war.

      Both parties are using selective truth-telling to try and be the biggest black hole of voter opinion.

      What an interesting dichotomy...

    54. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BzzzT!

      A company can only act as unethically as its SHAREHOLDERS allow. When a small percentage of people control a large majority of the company, then those people decide how ethical the company is.

    55. Re:Outstanding by no_space_in_time · · Score: 1

      Huh? A good move to reward shareholders, like whom? $3 before taxes on a stock that has been dormant (at best) for nearly 4 years. Revenue and even profit does not equal ROI. http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=5y

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    56. Re:Outstanding by kimanaw · · Score: 1
      Outstanding, but perhaps for other reasons, esp wrt the /. community:

      MSFT either feels *very* confident about continued revenues generated by new products - which most reports indicate may be 2+ years away - , or is following the guiding light of its predecessors (GM, USX, et al): the company becomes mature/rich enough that it really becomes nothing more than a money changer.

      GM makes more money from mortgages financed thru GMAC than it does selling cars. USX reached the point where it made more money from similar financial dealings than from making/selling steel. So it effectively stopped making steel.

      So perhaps Bill & Steve (who of course will likely benefit enormously from the divvies and stock price hike) have wised up and realized that, with $60+ billion to play with, they can make more $$ from stock manipulation and financial deals than from publishing software. Even by sending all their development, test, and support to India/China, they've probably reached the point where they can bring in more dough by firing *all* the grunts, and hiring some analysts, accountants, and lawyers to scalp teenies in the hedgefund market.

      For us OSS'ers, the possible downside will be if the boys of Redmond decide that patent litigation is as profitable as making markets. Hopefully, they'll decide "What the fuck", and just leave us all alone to sweat out our next SourceForge project.

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    57. Re:Outstanding by ArchAngel21x · · Score: 1

      I can see Ballmer opening his own some ritsy BBQ buffet. All recepies will be closed source. 1) Single edition $15 2) Couple edition $25 3) Family edition $50 + $5 (DAL) per person after 5 peoplel. DAL = Dining Access License. Water, napkins, forks, spoons, and knives will be free features. Orders will be taken via PocketPC. Pop will be a $2 upgrade per client. Sometimes Ballmer will be a special appearance for entertainment on stage to brag about DELIVERY....DELIVERY...DELIVERY...DELIVERY. :)

    58. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > this is a good move to reward stockholders.

      And the major stockholders that will be rewarded are: Bill and Paul.

      The $3 dividend should immediately push the price up. The buy pressure will keep the price high, these will allow the staff, who have been mainly paid in stock, and Bill to cash in, transferring some of the Billions in reserves into Bill and Paul pockets as cash, and paying off the staff.

      Apart from that MS is no longer growing. It will likely show the lowest revenue since 1999. Projections will show decreasing revenue and profit because:

      The domestic market is getting saturated.
      Longhorn is not until 2006 or more.
      Growth in Asia is not happening.
      Pricing as per XP Lite is necessary to get any sales.
      XBox is _still_ losing money.

    59. Re:Outstanding by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The defining purpose of a public corporation isn't to maximize profit by any means necessary.

      No, it's to maximize profits by any *legal* means necessary. Otherwise the Mafia would be a corporation like any other, as would the Colombian drug cartels.

      Max

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    60. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >every share is immediately worth that much more since everyone knows the distribution is coming

      Wrong, just completely wrong. The only thing that's predictable with near 100% certainty is that the stock price will go DOWN by $3 after the date of record for the dividend (that is, in December). This is because the shareholder no longer has the $3 cash per share that he did before the date of record.

      The price per share today should be (theoretically) unchanged as a result of today's actions. Of course, many factors influence a stock's price; today's action could be sign that management expects to generate enough cash flow in the future to make up the dividend [good] or that management has no worthwhile opportunity to invest the cash [bad].

      One other thing; a lower stock price certainly hurts the value of stock options. Options are repriced for splits, but not for dividents.

    61. Re:Outstanding by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What's amusing is that Republicans claim that Democrats are a bunch of thievin', cheatin' liars while they themselves are as pristine as new-fallen snow; and the Democrats do the exact same thing.

      But to those of us with our heads screwed on straight - which means, those of us who aren't brainless borg-puppies, mouths wide open for party boss dick - BOTH the Democrats and Republicans are a bunch of thievin', cheatin' lying scumbags out to screw everyone and their mother for a weekend trip to Tahiti and the company of a teenage whore.

      Yes, I know - I'm playing 'taunt the idiot party faithful'. But really, the party faithful deserve it for being so willfully blind to the sort of snakes their politicians really are.

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    62. Re:Outstanding by imadork · · Score: 1
      Bill Gates directly owns 1.12 billion shares (that's 1.12e9), and indirectly owns 428K shares, so his cash dividend will be somewhere between $3.36 and 4.64 billion

      Why do I have the sudden urge to play Railroad Tycoon?

    63. Re:Outstanding by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually companies that are over capitalized trade down after the dividend goes ex (meaning that you get the dividend if you own it on a certain day). People were generally already pricing the cash into the stock (usually looking at earnings over enterprise value (no cash). The buyback plan isn't really that much bigger than their old one that let shares grow slowly (figure that 1/3 or so of that will actually reduce shares--I'll let you do the math).

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    64. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Troll

      "then by definition all public corporations behave unethically."

      By George, I think he's got it!

      Yes, all corporations are by definition "unethical" (whatever that means - which is basically nothing - I prefer the term "crooked" which means something).

      All corporations are creatures of the state, manipulators of the state, and beneficiaries of the state. Since the state is by definition a monopoly on coercion, all corporations are coercive entities (varying only in the degree that they actually exercise any of their coercive "rights" on their customers).

      The free market - the TRUE free market - does not recognize the validity of a corporation. A company, yes. A corporation, no.

      I can only hope when Osama (or the CIA posing as Osama) decide to drop some more planes into buildings or detonate a "dirty bomb", that Microsoft is one of the targets.

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    65. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admit it, you haven't got a clue what you're talking about.

    66. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      s/China/Microsoft/g;

      What I was trying to express was:
      1) some people claim that Microsoft uses slave labor in the form of political prisoners forced to work
      2) Walmart imports a lot of Microsoft-made products (which may or may not be made by these people)
      3) many Americans like to buy the cheaper products at Walmart and enjoy the deal they get.

      If 1 is true, then 3 is bad. But, most Americans are comfortable with not knowing, or even investigating the claim in 1.

      Personally I don't buy the argument that just because I buy a product, I'm supporting the methods that went into making it - particularly when I don't know that is the case. And I can hardly investigate every corporation that makes every product I buy down to toilet paper.

      I prefer to deal with this issue by simply acknowledging that corporations in general are creatures of the state and thus nothing surprises me in what they do. Unfortunately, nothing can be done about that without abolishing the state - because the corporations control the state. If you don't understand that, Google for "Cheny + Halliburton" and "Bush + Carlyle Group".

      And yes, Microsoft does use prison labor in this country. Having been a former Federal prisoner, I actually would have liked to have had such a job, but instead I ended up working in a furniture factory and a cable making factory (making cables for military vehicles, no less - which is probably why nothing works in Iraq.)

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    67. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Oops, that Google on "Cheny" won't get you anything, will it? Make that "Cheney + Halliburton".

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    68. Re:Outstanding by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      p.s. Yes I KNOW what you meant, I'm playing taunt the Young Socialists of Slashdot.
      Actually, I wrote it the way I did so that everyone would agree with me, regardless of who they want to win the election... :)
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    69. Re:Outstanding by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > What's amusing is that Republicans claim that Democrats are a bunch of
      > thievin', cheatin' liars while they themselves are as pristine as
      > new-fallen snow; and the Democrats do the exact same thing.

      Actually there are some important differences. Democrats don't lie more because they are more evil than the Republicans, they lie because they can. They can because they control the mass media more completely than BillG controls the desktop. "Bush Lied, kids died." Well the reports from both the Senate Intelligence Committee (unamious vote) and the 9/11 Commission (final release pending, leaks everywhere is you care to Google) are out and Bush didn't lie, but Joseph Wilson unquestionably did lie and Richard Clarke doesn't come off very well either. You probably never heard about it, but go read the details you won't see reported in a mainstream newscast or paper.

      http://www.townhall.com/columnists/robertnovak/r n2 0040715.shtml

      Democrats knew he was probably lying when they used him to attack Bush, but they knew they could get away with it and they appear to have been correct. They do this on most issues, lie outragously, knowing that even if they are caught dead to rights the press will cover their butts. People like myself who actually follow politics read about the lies but then we knew Wilson was probably lying when he first opened his partisan piehole. He isn't a professional and didn't even lie very convincingly.

      Republicans aren't above lying, but they have to be very careful to avoid being caught at it which means they do a lot less of it.

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    70. Re:Outstanding by zogger · · Score: 1

      heh heh heh %^)

      and they will continually be under investigation by the department of health for "bugs" and for "bundling" bugs with the food, but nothing will ever come of it other than they are forced to give away coupons for free glasses of water to all previous customers.

    71. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      define ethically. Last I looked MS hasn't killed anyone, hasn't destroyed vast tracks of wilderness, they haven't knowingly released a physical toxin onto us, they don't pollute, and they give a lto to charity.

      MS has been very very savage in the business arena, but their generally very good corprate citizens.

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    72. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      you needs a alternative. there are alternatives to MS. while there are few to Opec. While MS is brutally ruthless in business. their rather nice people and behave very well in other arenas. If you wish to see a truly un-ethical company look at Halliburton. (ironically, the president and vice president of the USA worked for/owned them). Compared to them MS looks like fucking hippies.

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    73. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      What I was trying to expres was:
      1) some people claim that China uses slave labor in the form of political prisoners forced to work
      2) Walmart imports a lot of Chinese-made products (which may or may not be made by these people)
      3) many Americans like to buy the cheaper products at Walmart and enjoy the deal they get.


      Thats a very weak example of slaves. Most prostitutes are slaves (to their pimps), most workers are not, so long as they recieve a wage. Prisoners as slaves is pretty weak example because 1: there aren't that many of them (even in china) 2: they are assumed to have perpatrated a crime and thus.. it make sit less severe since they have a chance of ending their slavery. But slaves is a the word radical uses too much. along with murderers and other hyperbole. I'm a moderate center myself.

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    74. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      clue: on the scale of evil, MS is a 2/10. Try looking at say Halliburton to get a 8/10.

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    75. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, just completely wrong. . . . The price per share today should be (theoretically) unchanged as a result of today's actions.

      It's interesting to see that MSFT is already up $1.60 in after-hours trading since the announcement was made. If the intent was to drive up share price in the short term to cash in on options, it seems to be working already.

    76. Re:Outstanding by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      A $0.32 per annum dividend on stock? You realise you'd have to have bought stock back when it was $6 - $7 or less for that to exceed the return on just leaving it an interest bearing account.

      The one-off $3 payment at least gets it to around $60, but that's a one-off.

    77. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, the democrats tax you and spend the money. The actual amount of corruption in the USA and Canada is relativly low (compared to almost every other country. IT's still more subtle and less rampant here). The republicans can go either way. They can be Tax cutters and reduce government or tax cutters and borrow what they need. The current administration is the Borrow and spend type. You will feel the effects of this administrations clear into the second decade of 2000.

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    78. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Actually there are some important differences. Democrats don't lie more because they are more evil than the Republicans, they lie because they can. They can because they control the mass media more completely than BillG controls the desktop. "Bush Lied, kids died." Well the reports from both the Senate Intelligence Committee (unamious vote) and the 9/11 Commission (final release pending, leaks everywhere is you care to Google) are out and Bush didn't lie, but Joseph Wilson unquestionably did lie and Richard Clarke doesn't come off very well either. You probably never heard about it, but go read the details you won't see reported in a mainstream newscast or paper.

      http://www.townhall.com/columnists/robertnovak/r n2 0040715.shtml

      Democrats knew he was probably lying when they used him to attack Bush, but they knew they could get away with it and they appear to have been correct. They do this on most issues, lie outragously, knowing that even if they are caught dead to rights the press will cover their butts. People like myself who actually follow politics read about the lies but then we knew Wilson was probably lying when he first opened his partisan piehole. He isn't a professional and didn't even lie very convincingly.

      Republicans aren't above lying, but they have to be very careful to avoid being caught at it which means they do a lot less of it.


      Where as the republicans lie solely because their evil.
      From the view of just about everybody in the world it seems the US media bat for the republicans not the democrats and this is also not universily true, only true of several major media outlets (CNN/Fox news ect..).

      As for Bush not lying, he may have honestly beleived what he said (doubtful) but the link of Osama to Saddam is like stating Sharon is having a torrid relationship with Arrafat. the only difference is that neither sharon or arrafat would shoot each other while osama and saddam would gladly shoot each other.

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    79. Re:Outstanding by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates is so rich that taxes are inconsequential to him (unless the govt starts expropriating 90%+ of his wealth). Whether he pays $1b in tax or $2b is totally irrelevant. He has more money than what can be "used".

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    80. Re:Outstanding by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Coming from Robert Novak, who also happens to be the guy who illegally (although inadvertently) carried out the wishes of the administration, does it mean anything? Shouldn't you, perhaps, pay attention to someone else?

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    81. Re:Outstanding by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Personally I don't buy the argument that just because I buy a product, I'm supporting the methods that went into making it - particularly when I don't know that is the case. And I can hardly investigate every corporation that makes every product I buy down to toilet paper.

      Of course you support the methods that went into making it - by definition! You are purchasing the product - that's the biggest feedback a company gets if it is on the "right" track. Ignorance is no excuse - if you are an informed consumer, you will purchase products made by companies with processes that agree with your value system. If you are not an informed consumer, you will purchase products based on price.

      Unfortunately, most Americans (myself included) are very ignorant consumers. Most people don't have a clue what they buying or whom they are buying it from. And, as others have posted - they just don't care. Most people care only about price, and hearing something bad about a company or product only tends to induce guilt, it doesn't change people's behavior. Ignorance is bliss.

    82. Re:Outstanding by doctor+negative · · Score: 0

      So then, what you're really saying is that your ethics are for sale. Afterall, even if it is a legal requirement that MS, there's no requirement on you're part to condone this behavior or the law.

    83. Re:Outstanding by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      " By the way, at the share price ($28), $3 represents nearly 12% annualized retun. so for people with underperforming stock, unless MS stock goes down, it's an attractive stock." It's a one-time payment so "annualized return" is kind of misleading (it's true but only for one year). In any case, according to finance theory, the stock price should drop by $3 on the ex-dividend date (which is Nov 17--actually this is the record date, and I'm not sure what the ex-div date is). The stock price will rise $3 tomorrow (or as soon as the dividend information is available) and then it will fall $3 on the ex-dividend date. So you really do not profit unless you managed to own the stock before the dividend was announced*. Of course, other factors affect the stock price too so the price may not rise/fall by $3.

      (* In reality, you would have had to buy the stock a few months back. Usually the market tries to anticipate events like this (whether they are right is another story). For instance, there was speculation as far back as 4 weeks ago that MS would pay out its dividend. So the present stock price would take that info into account).

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    84. Re:Outstanding by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Since this is a one-time event and unexpected*, the price should go up by $3 tomorrow. Then it will drop by $3 on ex-dividend date. This is assuming that other events don't impact the price.

      So the conspiracy theorist argument is correct. People who hold near-the-money options may benefit if the stock goes up $3 and the options become in-the-money.

      (* The market tries to anticipate events but this is unexpected in the sense that no one knew exactly how much was going to be paid out and in what manner).

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    85. Re:Outstanding by kimanaw · · Score: 1
      Perhaps I overshot my point.

      With the pile o' cash, plus holdings, and lord knows what else they're sitting on, and assuming no significant world events for a few years (maybe a risky prop), they - even you - have to decide where to expend your energies, and risk your capital.

      With the commoditization of s/w, MSFT, even with world dominance, may have reached the knee in its curve. Lets face it, they aren't very good at "innovation" (The dictionary definition, not the BS they pass around at marketing events). So when you've got more $$ than God, and instantaneous electronic markets to fiddle with that can be controlled by a handful of savvy analysts, why bother trying to compete with people doing it for free, and often better ? Esp when every major government is trying to kill your buzz w/ antitrust litigation ? Shed the costs, setup a holding company, and let the money do the work. (Which, AFIAK, is the whole idea behind hedge funds)

      And "Buying back stock", esp the vast amount reportedly on the block, only tightens that position. Bill, Steve and other closely helds sit tight, wait for the institutionals to dump for each quarterly profit to pump up their percieved yields, and then sit back and enjoy the ride.

      Maybe even when OSS wins, Bill & Steve still win. Once you've reached the "what the fuck" stage of wealth, you have the luxury of picking your battles.

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      Pussy: "My name is Pussy Galore."
      007: "I must be dreaming..."
    86. Re:Outstanding by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      " Actually, the $3 dividend will raise the price of the stock by slightly less than $3/share (because it's a future value),"

      The $3 dividend should raise the current price of the stock far less than $3, since it does not involve new income. The only reason it should raise it at all is that $3 in the hand is better than $3 in the corporation (if Microsoft retains the money, they might spend it rather than pay it out in the future). Note: a big increase would show a lack of faith in Microsoft (and seems to be happening, up 1.59 since closing and .37 before that; however, I would expect the price to drop tomorrow with profit taking). When the dividend is paid out, it will reduce the price of the stock. The net effect should be a *drop* in stock price of close to three dollars.

      The stock buyback may increase the stock price somewhat, as it makes the company more concentrated in its core businesses (improves value of the stock, as the cash reserves can no longer be spent on losses in other divisions). The decrease in the total number of shares outstanding exactly counteracts the loss of assets from paying for the stock.

      Of course, there will assumedly be other occurences over the four years of this, so it might be hard to tell what causes what.

    87. Re:Outstanding by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Coming from Robert Novak,

      I'll assume you are a wet behind the ears newbie to adult thought and explain it. Robert Novak has been in the business for decades and while often a partisan (he IS paid to be a columnist first and a journalist second), always a curmudgeon and otherwise annoying, he is not known for fabricating facts. Which was why, assuming it was an intentional leak which is likely but just as unlikely to ever be provable, he was picked as the leakee; a strong reputation for factual reporting in an industry where most reporters are useless shills. He has made it a point since his first column to always have at least one original reported FACT in every column.

      But that is just the background to rebut your naive suggestion. You can believe Novak is directly employed by the RNC and it changes nothing in his reporting of bare facts regarding the Intelligence Committee report. Which fact do you wish to dispute?

      1. The fact that the Senate Intelligence Committee issued a report with "unanimous approval".

      2. The lack of any disenting commentary added by any of the Democrats on the Wilson affair?

      3. The committee's "findings that Iraq apparently asked about buying yellowcake uranium from Niger."

      4. Novak's observation that "They neither agreed to a conclusion that former diplomat Joseph Wilson was suggested for a mission to Niger by his CIA employee wife nor defended his statements to the contrary." Since there is now known to be a signed memo from Valerie Plame the reason for this silence is fairly obvious.

      One thing that is clear to me is who the obvious choice is to play Wilson in the made for TV movie.... Jon Lovitz.

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    88. Re:Outstanding by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which is why Perot (who was similarly rich in the 70s) had Congress write a special tax exemption just for him one year.

      I'll let you in on a secret. The way to become rich as a businessperson is to begrudge every penny you spend (while still spending it if necessary). Everyone who owned a business that I have ever met with increasing income has been like that. If Bill Gates can avoid paying a billion or so in taxes, he will, even if only out of habit. The money might be irrelevant to you if you had his money; it won't be irrelevant to him. If it was, he would have left Microsoft long ago.

      It's also worth pointing out that giving money to a charitable foundation that you manage is not like giving it to charity. In fact, it can be a great way to maintain control of assets that you would otherwise lose. This is a large part of how the Ford family has maintained control of Ford. If they had passed it down through the generations, they would have lost half to taxes with each generation. As it is, the foundation just gives away its dividend income and holds onto the stock. Management of the foundation is kept within the family.

    89. Re:Outstanding by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
      All this posting on unethicalness reminds me of a televised speech of the author of a book entitled The Cheating Culture. His whole thesis seems to be that the US has become a country of individuals who are willing to get ahead by cheating/unethical behavior ... since they can.

      Haven't read the book, so I don't know if it is good or not.

    90. Re:Outstanding by whorfin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That may be a poor example of slaves, but there are plenty of reasons to dislike Walmart and their sort. Consider this: a typical wal-mart employee will still probably not have medical insurance, and will qualify for state assistance, which we all end up paying for anyway.

      Atlanta Journal Constitution article

      Effectively, our tax dollars are subsidizing Walmart, everywhere around the country. We get cheaper crap, but we pay higher taxes, and local/state governments go broke so that Walmart and their kin can have tidy profits.

      If this is happening to their regular employees, you can bet that worse is happening to their contractors, and worse for those in countries where they have arms-length dealing with businesses who are not legally obligated to any humane treatment of their employees.

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    91. Re:Outstanding by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree it's a weak example. But slavery is not my point. I probably shouldn't have picked on Walmart either.

      The point I'm trying to make is that companies will only be as ethical as the people they are accountable to. That is the government, shareholders, and customers. As a group, the customers have the most strength, but not so much as individuals.

      The government has the strongest effect as an entity, as it has the force of law. But it also sets a pretty low bar for ethical behavior.

      The shareholders may be able to vote, but individual members have little effect unless they own a lot of shares. Those with ethical concerns about the company probably will chose to sell their shares if they don't have a strong enough voice for change.

      Customers as a group have a strong effect on the ethical behavior of the company, even though individual costomers have little effect at all. En masse, the customers can compel a company to change its operations and strive to be more ethical. Look at how Nike is working to improve conditions in the factories it contracts with. Everyone I know at Nike are nice people, but I imagine that things would not have changed without the large outcry from customers.

      So, while using slavery as an example was not a solid way to make my point, I think the point is still valid.

      As long as the customers don't care how they get a good deal, then the companies that sell them their products have little ethical incentive to make a change. Without an industry-wide push for ethics, then a company striving for more tethical behavior will be undercut by its less ethical competitors. Only with a large enough customer base that values ethics can a company be more ethical than its competitors and survive in the long term.

      But ultimately, if the customers, as a group, chose to purchase from companies who act in unethical ways, then they too are complicit in the unethical behavior. Many chose to simply remain ignorant than have to make difficult decisions that mean they may have to pay more for less-tainted/taint-free products.

      But, please don't paint me as a radical. I choose not to identify with any political party and strive to take positions based on the facts I can find, on each issue I'm faced with. I find, though, that I tend towards the libertarian, but I also believe there are certain economic truths that make certain social programs desirable.

      For example, suppose you have a lot of unemployed people. You can:
      1) ignore them
      2) give them money (welfare)
      3) invest in their eduction and the economy to build new jobs
      4) kick them out of town/state/country
      5) simply kill them

      Each, though, has a cost:
      1) they will probably turn to crime. You now have paid in whatever they have damaged, and in the costs to prosecute and put them in prison. Property values probably go down too.
      2) costs are self-evident
      3) costs are self-evident
      4) you have to pay to transport them and set up a guard-force to keep them out
      5) executioner costs, and difficult to measure costs in the impact on the moral fiber of the community

      In all 4 cases there is a cost to bear. It's a matter of picking the one that has the least cost and is most just. So, for me, I'd lean towards 3.

      Now I'm way off-topic!

    92. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Well, my only quibble on that would be raising Microsoft to maybe a three or a four - even a five. After all, they are holding back the entire computer revolution, whereas Halliburton is merely stealing billions in tax dollars - which apparently nobody cares about.

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    93. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, there are mutual funds dedicated to investing in socially conscious/socially responsible corporations.

      Can they be sold short?

    94. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "You are purchasing the product - that's the biggest feedback a company gets if it is on the "right" track"

      Now that is obviously wrong. A company cannot conclude that slave labor is correct just because their product gets purchased. That's idiotic on their part - and yours. The only thing they can conclude from a purchase is they have priced the product correctly and somebody needs that product. It has nothing to do with the methods used to produce that product - especially if the public does not know what those methods are.

      And if I tried to buy products that agreed with my value system, I would be very rich because I couldn't spend one thin fucking dime - because NO corporation that I am aware of agrees with MY value system.

      Your argument is garbage, at least as far as it applies to me - and probably to anyone. You're simply attempting to establish your own moral superiority to everyone else - a classic primate human response.

      Sorry, pal, has absolutely no effect on me.

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      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    95. Re:Outstanding by xelah · · Score: 1
      The price per share today should be (theoretically) unchanged as a result of today's actions.


      Which is more valuable to you? Indirectly owning a share of $60bn (which is invested however Microsoft wants to invest it) which you can't get hold of and spend/reinvest as you please or having that share in your bank account? If Microsoft can't make money from that $60bn as well as its shareholders can then you'd surely expect its share price to rise.


      If that doesn't convince you just look at the price of shares of closed-end investment funds. These usually trade (or at least used to) at a discount compared to the value of the shares they own.

    96. Re:Outstanding by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      Depends. Unethical corporations are more open to a boycott.

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    97. Re:Outstanding by strider44 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it's the most brilliant move to get into Microsoft stock though. This may sound a bit extreme, but I think the release of KDE 3.2 is the beginning of the end for Microsoft's monopoly, though I doubt the company will ever go into the ground.

    98. Re:Outstanding by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      I don't think this argument follows. Simply because something is a legal construction does not make it a subsidiary of the state. While rights are conferred, no powers of state are delegated to corporations (with the odious exception of state-granted monopolies), so I don't really see how they are coercive to consumers, any more than my having property is "coercive" to you because I may restrict your use of it.

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    99. Re:Outstanding by aObie · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. This stupid bashing of Microsoft has gone on long enough. Why can't you just freaking grow up. Whether or not you like Microsoft software is not an issue in this forum. Have they made mistakes? Yes they have. However, that does not mean that you have to put in a reference to the blue screen into every topic that has something to do with Microsoft. I am sick of blind immature bashing of Microsoft. How good of an investment has Red Hat been for you? I be hell will freeze over before you see a dividend from them. So unless you have something meaningful to say about the topic, don't post. GROW UP

    100. Re:Outstanding by amliebsch · · Score: 2

      One more thing: your last statement, effectively wishing for the murders of thousands of innocent workers and what I assume are your contrymen, is disgusting.

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    101. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      If I have a $100 and promise to pay you $50 one year in the future is my $100 now worth $150?

      Microsoft's market value is not directly affected by the offer to pay a dividend in the future. What causes the price to change is when the stock goes 'ex-dividend'. If you buy the stock after that date you aren't entitely to a dividend and consequently the price of the security on on the ex-dividend date falls by the value of the dividend.

      Of course MS's share price might be affected by the announcement. Paying out their cash is a pretty large signal that they can't find projects to earn sufficient returns in order to justify retaining the capital. The actual effect will depend on how the market (or more accurately - how market participants) has been pricing MS's use of those funds - legislative reserve vs future growth opportunities.

    102. Re:Outstanding by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      If people did care, or cared to even know about these things, then they wouldn't let these companies get away with it.

      Yes, but as the main point goes, companies will operate in whichever ways are possible to maximize shareholder value.

      Operating within the law and behaving ethically can be evaluated within the same framework as any other business decision, however.

      What that can mean is that if unethical behavior will provide greater return on the one hand and public knowledge of ethical behavior will cause a decrease of return, then the logical choice is simply to keep knowledge of unethical behavior from the public, government or anyone else in a position to cause harm to shareholder value.

      Increased disclosure requirements, independent auditing, increased public education to help people evaluate the true cost of those externalities that some businesses rely upon, are all good steps in the right direction.

      Capitalism is insufficient to create respect for the law or promote ethical behavior. Democracy can help move that direction if people get tired of getting shafted by unethical behavior and enough people know about what is going on.

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    103. Re:Outstanding by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      As pointed out in David Cay Johnston's new book, "Perfectly Legal", the rich DO find the difference to be of consequence. Billy-boy could pay a $2 billion tax payment ... then again, he could pay some big accounting firm $10 million to reduce that tax payment to $1 billion. Savings: $990 million.

      This happens all the time, and after all, it's "perfectly legal". That bottom line is all the rich tend to care about ... which is why they have all kinds of access to organizations with special tax status like the Bill Gates Foundation. You may think it's charitable, but contrary and most of all it gives the Gates family significant tax-avoidance methods that you'd kill for.

      Now, it's time to back to your middle-class life, where at least 40% of your income is swallowed up by taxes and fees.

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      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    104. Re:Outstanding by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Halliburton, don't forget bribing corrupt foreign governments and the forceful relocation of villages and the rumored assasinations. MS still is pretty low on the evil scale. Tehir nto holding back anything. What part of computing are they holding back?

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    105. Re:Outstanding by Draknor · · Score: 1

      The only thing they can conclude from a purchase is they have priced the product correctly and somebody needs that product. It has nothing to do with the methods used to produce that product - especially if the public does not know what those methods are.

      That's the key point - they have priced the product correctly. Nearly all production processes influence the product's production cost, so cheaper production = (lower sale price or more profit). Economically, if slave labor were legal (ie America in 18/19th centuries), that is much cheaper than paying workers a decent wage. Therefore (from a micro-economic perspective), slave labor is the right tool to use (because it is the lowest cost). That does not mean it is morally, ethically, or legally correct, however.

      If company A uses slave labor and prices their widgets at $10, and company B uses living wages and prices their widgets at $15, who's going to sell more (assuming the public doesn't know how the widgets are produced)? Company A, of course. Now if you tell enough people about the slave labor, then the public starts getting outraged and gives company A a bad image, and they lose business because of it. This is because the public value system doesn't agree with the use of slave labor. Was slave labor the right method to use? Yes, until the public found out.

      Oh, and I'd appreciate it if you would save the personal attacks for the plaground - I prefer intelligent discussion (such as your first paragraph) to name-calling.

    106. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I have no "countrymen".

      Who would I count as my "countrymen" - the suckers who allow Bush to murder thousands of people anywhere in the world he wants?

      When you see half a million dead South Koreans and half a million dead North Koreans and fifty thousand dead US troops in Korea (and quite likley several thousand more dead US civilians as a result of another fake "terrorist incident" or a NortH Korean nuke on US soil, tell me again who my "countrymen" are.

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    107. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Any "legal construction" is a creature of the state and serves the state's purposes or it would not exist. That simple.

      And I did say most corporations don't exercise any actual coercion over their customers. What I mean is that their legal status (tax-wise, lawsuit-wise, etc.) constitutes a state license to get away with stuff an ordinary citizen cannot. If nothing else, it is a state license to raise funds in a more efficient way than a non-state entity can do (i.e., sell stock).

      More importantly, a corporation can acquire sufficient power to influence the state - as Microsoft has done with the Bush administration and as almost all large corporations do with the Congress - getting preferential tax regulations added as riders to bills, for instance. This is directly due to the corporation being a state-created entity.

      Abolish the corporation and the economy would be an entirely different animal.

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    108. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I'm not supporting Halliburton. I'm just saying if Gates ran Halliburton, he'd be doing the same shit Cheney did.

      "What part of computing are they holding back?"

      Just about everything. They have $50 billion in resources that could be advancing AI and who knows what else if they would fund some basic research.

      Instead they make a PR move to ease some of the hate people feel for that company.

      And the Windows trolls on /. bow down and worship Bill again. Amazing suckers. I hope if I ever have billions, I can find suckers to support my every stupid and wasteful act. I'm sure I will.

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    109. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      You're still completely missing the point.

      While a corporation using slave-labor obviously has lower labor costs, and this affects the product's price point, the fact that the consumer sees a product with a low price point and has no knowledge of the means of achieving that low price point cannot logically cause the company to conclude that the consumer supports use of slave labor - which was your point.

      I said that from the mere fact of a consumer making a purchase, the company cannot conclude that the consumer approves of slave labor. Most likely, the consumer could care less one way or the other, but in the end, 99% of those consumers are simply ignorant of the facts.

      And I reiterate, there is no way most consumers - including you - are going to be aware of the business practices involved in the production of every item they purchase. That simply is not feasible.

      You choose to concentrate on slave labor. How about other seedy business practices such as bribing regulators, shoddy construction, yada, yada, the list goes on forever? Am I supposed to investigate every company (including subsidiaries and parent firms who may own companies I buy from) for "immoral" practices?

      Like I said before, if I did, I'd be very rich because I'd never be able to buy anything.

      The argument is garbage.

      The bottom line is: people don't give a shit about other people on this planet. It's against basic human primate hierarchical dominance/submission neurological conditioning.

      Only Transhumanism has a solution for this.

      Anything less is just "bit-fiddling".

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    110. Re:Outstanding by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Whether or not you wish it, if you are an American citizen, then these people live in the same country as you; hence, they are your countrymen and wish you no particular ill. Your open hatred and contempt for them does not excuse your wishing for their murder, which is a disgusting and contemptible thing for any human being to do.

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    111. Re:Outstanding by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Any "legal construction" is a creature of the state and serves the state's purposes or it would not exist. That simple.

      I'm curious, would you include the legal construction of private property in that category?

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    112. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Well, since I'm Transhuman (attitudinally, anyway) I can ignore that one, too.

      Let me be plain: aside from a few humans who are acceptable to me because they are working on improvements to the human condition (tech workers, scientists and the like - which explicitly does NOT include Microsoft - and not all of them) or some hot babes I like, I really couldn't care less which humans get killed or how.

      As far as I am concerned, whoever gets killed is just one less monkey I have to deal with.

      Which includes you, BTW.

      Have a nice day.

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    113. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Private property is a social construct. It is a legal construct only insofar as the state exists.

      There is no "legality" without "law", and no "law" without the concept of the monopoly on coercion which is the definition of the state. (I exclude concepts such as "moral laws" which are essentially fictions or "scientific laws" which mean something entirely different.)

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    114. Re:Outstanding by amliebsch · · Score: 1
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    115. Re:Outstanding by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Try this

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    116. Re:Outstanding by scowling · · Score: 1

      I'm saying no such thing. I'm not legally beholden to any shareholders.

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    117. Re:Outstanding by Draknor · · Score: 1

      Ah - I see we do sort of agree! And we also disagree.

      My perspective is that, if a person purchases a company's products or services, you implicitly support the methods by which they were produced. Implicitly, because he (or she) probably don't know what those methods were, but he agrees with the end result (which is normally a cheaper product than the competition). This was my definition of an "ignorant consumer", and I think it's our main point of disagreement. And I am ok with that :)

      In my original post, I stated that if a person takes the time to learn more about how the products were produced - ie via slave labor, shoddy construction, sub-par regulation, etc - than he is an informed consumer, and can choose to explicitly support or deny those methods.

      The bottom line is: people don't give a shit about other people on this planet. It's against basic human primate hierarchical dominance/submission neurological conditioning.

      This we pretty much agree on :-)

  3. Does this mean.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I get a refund to the full retail value of the malware that was preinstalled on my notebook?

  4. YES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can finally collect on my M$ stock and buy some of them $CO shares!

  5. They pay us by KaSkA101 · · Score: 1

    Now's when it actually pays to have a piece of microsoft.

    1. Re:They pay us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now's when it actually pays to have a piece of microsoft."

      Not necessarily. MS may be expecting its stock price to steadily drop, so to keep prices at current levels or higher, it probably will be offering to buy its own shares back at higher than market value.

      Take a look at SCOX, which is currently doing a stock buyback. If the company had not done it, SCOX would have long since plunged below penny-stock levels, probably resulting in being de-listed from NASDAQ.

  6. hopes dashed by kippy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crap, I was hoping for a Mars mission.

    1. Re:hopes dashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at MS, and I was too.

    2. Re:hopes dashed by zoefff · · Score: 1

      Crap, I was hoping for a Mars mission.

      you DO remember the first Ariane 5 mission, don't you?

    3. Re:hopes dashed by LordSah · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be so damned cool. Imagine the Slashdot responses...

      "Microsoft didn't have that idea first. They are just copying NASA. Embrace and extend, eh?"

      "They'll probably build the Mars rocket using their own 'standards' instead of open ones."

      "A morally defunct company announces a morally defunct Mars mission."

      "The rocket won't run Linux."

    4. Re:hopes dashed by Alsee · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the Red Screen of Death.

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  7. seven businesses? by hostyle · · Score: 4, Funny

    "... and all seven of our businesses are growing," said Steve Ballmer

    Seven businesses? Can anyone enlighten me on this? OS, Software, Xbox, MSN, selling hotmail addresses to spammers?

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    1. Re:seven businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Troll
      MS is the biggest force in behind shutting spammers down today.

    2. Re:seven businesses? by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot AdTI and SCO...

      Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:seven businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sure thing:

      1 - Windows Client, including the Microsoft® Windows® XP desktop operating system, Windows 2000, and Windows Embedded operating system.
      2 - Information Worker, including Microsoft Office, Microsoft Publisher, Microsoft Visio®, Microsoft Project, and other stand-alone desktop applications.
      3 - Microsoft Business Solutions, encompassing Great Plains and Navision business process applications, and bCentral(TM) business services.
      4 - Server and Tools, including the Microsoft Windows Server System(TM) integrated server software, software developer tools, and MSDN®.
      5 - Mobile and Embedded Devices, featuring mobile devices including the Windows Powered Pocket PC, the Mobile Explorer microbrowser, and the Windows Powered Smartphone software platform.
      6 - MSN, including the MSN® network, MSN Internet Access, MSNTV, MSN Hotmail® and other Web-based services.
      7 - Home and Entertainment, including Microsoft Xbox®, consumer hardware and software, online games, and our TV platform.

      It's how the corporation is structured from a business perspective. http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/articles/business. asp

    4. Re:seven businesses? by illuvata · · Score: 2, Informative
      since i wondered the same thing, i looked here

      Windows Client, including the Microsoft® Windows® XP desktop operating system, Windows 2000, and Windows Embedded operating system.

      Information Worker, including Microsoft Office, Microsoft Publisher, Microsoft Visio®, Microsoft Project, and other stand-alone desktop applications.

      Microsoft Business Solutions, encompassing Great Plains and Navision business process applications, and bCentral(TM) business services.

      Server and Tools, including the Microsoft Windows Server System(TM) integrated server software, software developer tools, and MSDN®.

      Mobile and Embedded Devices, featuring mobile devices including the Windows Powered Pocket PC, the Mobile Explorer microbrowser, and the Windows Powered Smartphone software platform.

      MSN, including the MSN® network, MSN Internet Access, MSNTV, MSN Hotmail® and other Web-based services.

      Home and Entertainment, including Microsoft Xbox®, consumer hardware and software, online games, and our TV platform.

    5. Re:seven businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess would be: OS, Office, MSN, Xbox, Halo, Hotmail, Input devices

    6. Re:seven businesses? by JoseBar · · Score: 1

      They are:

      1) Windows Client (includes Windows XP)
      2) Information Worker (includes Office)
      3) Business Solutions (includes CRM, ERP)
      4) Server and Tools (includes Windows Server, Exchange, SQL, Visual Studio)
      5) Mobile and Embedded Devices (includes Pocket PC, Smartphone)
      6) MSN
      7) Home and Entertainment (includes Xbox, games, TV)

      Details at: http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/articles/business. asp

    7. Re:seven businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "our TV platform"???

      Hey, I think he works for Microsoft. Get 'em, get 'em!! Arrgghh!! He's getting away.

    8. Re:seven businesses? by craw · · Score: 1

      Well let's count them:

      1) envy (seeing a better product at another company)
      2) lust (they really want that product)
      3) gluttony (gobbling up that company)
      4) wrath (and if that company says no...)
      5) pride (ever hear Balmer give a speech?)
      6) sloth (actually, they do work hard I think)
      7) avarice (duh)

      So I only count six businesses.

    9. Re:seven businesses? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

      That can't be right because the Macintosh Business Unit (Office, IE, Exchange, Virtual PC) operates as a seperate division in Microsoft.

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    10. Re:seven businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The Mac Business Unit is not a division unto itself.

  8. they got the tools to dig ... by turnin · · Score: 1

    graves or new foundations?

  9. The Linux caveat..... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pay attention to the Forward Looking Statement..

    "the availability of competitive products or services such as the Linux operating system at prices below our prices or for no charge; "

    1. Re:The Linux caveat..... by svallarian · · Score: 1

      It scared the bejeesus out me (a ms shareholder) when I saw OpenOffice specificially mentioned in last years annual report.

      But in a good way. :)

      Steven V.

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  10. Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh yeah- the catch is Bill Gates Sr. He's always taught his son that vast accumulation of wealth was bad for the economy overall. The one redeeming factor of the Gates family has always been small estates (for the socioeconomic class they're in anyway- MY parents can't afford to give me a $100,000 loan to drop out of college and start a business). Maybe Bill Gates Jr. finally convinced his board what his father always taught him.

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    1. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by johannesg · · Score: 0, Troll
      If Bill Gates had any care for the economy overal, he wouldn't have raped and pillaged the software industry until nothing was left but smoking ruins. The fact he has done this means he cares for nothing but the accumulation of wealth and power.

    2. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      His dad's a real interesting guy. He's a big supporter of inheritance taxes. if I remember correctly, he believes society got you where you are, so you need to give back when you go away.

    3. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by mingot · · Score: 1

      Please. The man has given more money to charity than you'll ever see in your life. And before you try to tell me how good it is for his taxes ask yourself if you really think he managed to drop himself into a lower tax bracket because of it.

    4. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The catch is that Bill owns a shitload of common stock. This is a big win for him personally. It makes little sense for the company to want to buy back outstanding shares at this point, nor to increase dividend payments, given the unmitigated disaster that was the XBox, and its other failed investments.

      This looks suspiciously like an attempt by upper management to cash out.

    5. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by johannesg · · Score: 1
      Ahh, so because he gives to charity it is all right that he left the once great computer industry a wasteland?

      Sorry, but that won't fly. He may have given some token money (for him) to charity (and as you so rightly remark, that's easy because it isn't actually costing him so much money due to tax deduction), but that doesn't excuse what he has done.

      But if you want to be gullible about it, feel free to go right ahead. You aren't bothering me.

    6. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by hamsterboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but I've got to answer this, even though it goes against Slashthink.

      First, the "MY parents can't afford" hit was a bit below the belt. Have you ever borrowed a $20 from your parents? Probably because you needed/wanted it, and you didn't have it, right? Bill III did the same thing, only the scale is different - and he (a) made something on the money, and (b) paid it back in full, both of which I doubt about your parents' $20.

      Second, vast accumulation of wealth is not bad for the economy. The USA has the largest number of super-rich people in the world, and our per-capita GDP is also one of the largest. Where's the evidence that having super-rich people is harmful? In fact, show me a super-rich person who isn't funding economic growth (through stock purchases or direct loans to entrepeneurs).

      Hamster

    7. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      He's a big supporter of inheritance taxes.

      Heh, if that isn't an incentive to "Kill Bill" then I don't know what is... oh, wait, you mean the money would go to the government, and not society? Damn.

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    8. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 billion dollars is not exactly token money. For vaccines. And he's in a 35% bracket (plus whatever Redmond and Wash State taxes are). Still talking hundreds of millions of liquid (not stocks, not computers or software). So on the balance of things, while Gates is an ah as a computer geek, he's ok as a human. I'd still like to see his company go belly-up though - after he's siphoned off some more of that money to charity.

    9. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by ifwm · · Score: 1

      You're a moron. Since when has MS "raped and pillaged" the computer industry? I have more software choices, more hardware choices, hell I even have a FREE OS i can use if I want. The pretenders fell, it's the way business works. There's no such thing as "People for the Ethical Treatment of Software Companies." ANY of the businesses who MS shut down had the same playing field as they did. The rules were the same for everyone.

    10. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      Open letter to Bill Gates Sr.:

      If you want your money to go to society, give it to society, not the government. And for god's sake, don't force everyone else to do it just because you believe it should be done. Maybe the 1 million I have in the bank could help support my surviving family and extended family? Why should it be heavily taxed (again -- after all, these people paid income taxes on most of it already).

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    11. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by mingot · · Score: 1

      You said he was only interested in accumulating wealth and power. I call bullshit.

      And you're right about it not costing as much. Every dollar he gives lets him not pay the government 35 cents in tax. But do the math, he's still coming out 65 cents behind in this deal.

      Let's face it, Bill Gates is a filthy liberal. His mother sat on the board of the United Way (which is pretty much how he was golden at IBM, John Akers knew her personally), and his dad is in favor of mega high estate taxes. Given the amount of money his foundation donates makes it clear that the fruit does not fall far from the tree.

    12. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      And thus Reaganomics was born...

    13. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by FussionMan · · Score: 1

      Any amount over something like 3.5 million would be taxed at some rate. RTFA.

    14. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You said he was only interested in accumulating wealth and power. I call bullshit.

      Yes, bullshit. He's also interested in rewriting history in his favor. The rich have been using gifts to charity to obscure past immoral and illegal actions for centuries; it's a timeless tradition stretching all the way back to the dawn of human history.

      Bill knows he isn't going to live forever and he wants people to worship at his grave site - much like loser geek Microsofties worship him now. The best way to do that is to buy absolution, a practice so common that at one time the Catholic church did a booming business in the sale of forgivenness.

      I seriously doubt ol' Bill is as interested in charity as he is in how he'll be portrayed once he's pushing up daisies.

      Max

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    15. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Concentrations of wealth can be bad, and the US is more or less in the middle on concentration of wealth. The UN publishes statistics on this (look for the Gini coef. for more info on wealth concentration. The progressive Scandinavian nations are more equal, places like Brazil are much worse. The problems arise when the super rich don't fund economic wealth they hoard it in assets that are non productive (like land in Brazil) or stash it in Swiss bank accounts.
      That said, I think it would be more efficent to have no income taxes and raise necessary tax revenues from inheritance taxes, but it's all a matter of how well the inherited wealth goes to producing economic growth. If trust fund babies own venture capital great, if they own foreign bonds that's bad.

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    16. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by rsheridan6 · · Score: 1
      The USA's wealth distribution was much more equitable at the time that we become the country with the largest per-capita GDP, so the super-rich aren't responsible for our success. And middle-class (and below) people fund growth too, through indirect loans to entrepreneurs via pension plans, bank accounts, etc, and directly through stock purchases.

      The super-rich need a better way to justify their existence than sitting on their asses collecting stock dividends.

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    17. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by yoha · · Score: 1

      Declaring a dividend and a share buyback is in no way related to a dis-accumulation of personal wealth. In fact, given Bill Gates' large ownership in the company, this will actually be an accumulation of cash wealth and dis-accumulation of "paper" or share wealth. This rewards all shareholders including shareholder #1.

    18. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. The Inheritance Tax also has always had built in provisions exempting farmers and small businesses. And yet President Bush kept going on and on about how his repeal was to help farmers and small businesses.

    19. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      Have you ever borrowed a $20 from your parents? Probably because you needed/wanted it, and you didn't have it, right? Bill III did the same thing, only the scale is different - and he (a) made something on the money, and (b) paid it back in full, both of which I doubt about your parents' $20.

      Hmmm. A borrowed sum of $20 isn't typically destined to be part of an investment, it's going to be spent on consumables. Bill didn't go to his parents and ask for enough money to buy $100k worth of ice cream... he was investing it. To say 'scale is the only difference' really misses the different purposes to which these kinds of sums are put.

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    20. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      What better incentive for me to blow it all on cocaine and hookers.

      Thanks Mr. Communist for not recognizing that property rights are causal. No rights = no property.

    21. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Notice that junior donates to charity. He'll problbly will a large sum away when he dies. His gene line could all live like Paris hilton until sometime in 9000.

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    22. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by flacco · · Score: 1
      His dad's a real interesting guy. He's a big supporter of inheritance taxes. if I remember correctly, he believes society got you where you are, so you need to give back when you go away.

      that's great, it parallels what i've thought on the subject forever.

      however, if i were gates sr., i wouldn't go on any isolated father-son fishing trips with billy, if ya know what i mean.

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    23. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by senahj · · Score: 1

      > Where's the evidence that having super-rich people is harmful?

      Every hereditary aristocracy that has ever existed
      has served to demonstrate the drawbacks of a hereditary aristocracy.
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    24. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who else but the government can represent society? Every citizen can vote on what the government should do with the tax income (in theory, assuming no corruption and a sufficiently democratic system*).

      *Which I don't think is true in the US, but the principle still stands.

    25. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      "The USA has the largest number of super-rich people in the world, and our per-capita GDP is also one of the largest." Being pedantic, corrrelation does not mean that there is causation nor does it indicate the direction of causality.

    26. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by xelah · · Score: 1
      The USA's wealth distribution was much more equitable at the time that we become the country with the largest per-capita GDP, so the super-rich aren't responsible for our success.


      Actually, the USA isn't the country with the largest per-capita GDP. Luxembourg comes first by quite a way. Unfortunately I can't find the figures right now (the OECD publishes them but their site is a bit of a maze). IIRC, the USA comes second using PPP exchange rates and about fifth using market exchange rates.
      And middle-class (and below) people fund growth too, through indirect loans to entrepreneurs via pension plans, bank accounts, etc, and directly through stock purchases.


      A high savings rate isn't the only thing that contributes to growth and high GDP. Think, also, of the miniscule amount of holiday most Amercians have each year and of the number of people who forgo income to go to University.


      Oh, and right at the moment a vast amount of those savings will be going straight in to government debt. This probably wasn't what you were thinking of when you mentioned 'funding growth'. The USA's rising national debt is going to attract quite a lot of money away from investment in the private sector, I would have thought.

    27. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the evidence that having super-rich people is harmful?

      Simple answer. outsourcing. When your job is out-sourced due to the greed of a handful of super-rich to become ultra-rich, you will know then.

    28. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean by getting pounded in the ass all the time?

    29. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by billb2112 · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is that all of your responses to fact are opinions and conjecture. Instead of what you think, let's try and ram some more facts into you.

      There are two very interesting facts about this buyback and dividend hike that are worth noting. First, while he does derive benefit from the buy back, he is putting his company's cash on the line for his employees and shareholders (i.e. those that made the company what it is today). He's not out artificially inflating company earnings with some accounting scandal that's going to put him on a private island and employee shareholders in the poor house. If you really want to complain about someone who immoral, go rant about Winnick of Global Crossing or the jokers and Worldcom, Adelphia, Parmalat and everyone's favorite, Enron.

      Fact number 2. If the company is sitting on 50+ billion in cash and he's a power monger, why isn't he acquiring all of the businesses and second and third world nations that he can? Simple, because the power monger you claim this guy to be just isn't true. The guy may be market dominant, but world dominant is just a foolish statement. What's also disturbing is that with 50 billion in cash, he's having difficulty finding companies worth acquiring. And before you pin that on Gates single-handedly draining the creativity and innovativeness from the entire country or world, put some thought and fact into your response.

    30. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What better incentive for me to blow it all on cocaine and hookers.

      Of course having spent it all on blow and sex (or to use a less absurd example, yachts, travel and fine dining) you've put the money back into the economy, which has various good results associated with it -- you've provided jobs for your your coke dealer and hooker, and for the coke dealer's supply chain, the pimp, GM who sold the pimp his Cadillac, and so on (or the yacht manufacturer, the marina workers, the whole freaking travel industry, the restaurant workers, agricultural workers, and so on). Many of your transactions will have been taxable and thus the government will also have gotten a piece of the action (well not yours since they're illegal; actually they are taxable but tax will likely not have been paid) allowing them to squander it on idiotic social programs like defense, firefighting, police, road upkeep and so on. In general, in shooting your wad before you die instead of hoarding it, you've accomplished much of what the inheritance tax wants to achieve -- prevented your descendants from accumulating (and hoarding, instead of circulating) vast capital simply by virtue of whose children they happen to be.

      Sounds good to me, go forth and spend on cocaine and loose women.

    31. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Try prying your lips loose from Billy G.'s cock for a second and actually engaging in a bit of reading comprehension. Hard for a fan-boy like you, but do try to give it a shot.

      Nowhere did I claim that ol' Billy boy is a power monger. Fact is, I don't think he has what it takes to be a real powermonger. At the end of the day he's still nothing more than a very rich little geek, and no one is going to willingly follow him except for little wannabe losers or those who are paid to do so. Whether Billy wants to powermonger or not is irrelevent because apart from the power he can buy he doesn't have the 'right stuff' to do the job and never will.

      But what is beyond dispute is that Billy used unethical, immoral, and illegal business tactics to catapult Microsoft into a monopoly position. This isn't a matter of opinion, it's a matter of recorded fact, admitted as so to a court of law. No matter what you might claim, a person is as a person does, and in this case that makes Billy as unethical and immoral as the things that he has done.

      Sure, Billy is the richest geek in the world. But he's still just a geek, a morally bereft one who doesn't care how many laws he breaks or people he stomps on to get ahead.

      And now you want to tell me that he's actually trying to do good deeds out of purely altruistic motives? Just how fucking stupid are you? The man's history tells us he's anything but altruistic so if he gives to charity or cuts benefits for stockholders there's one thing we can be sure of: ultimately, it's meant to benefit Billy G., even if it's just to dress up his image for the history books.

      Max

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    32. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      You are incredibly stupid. There is no functional difference between me spending the money and giving it to my descendents to hoard and make you feel even more inferior about your burger flipping job. In fact, it can be destructive if I liquidate all of my, say, farm equipment, fire the workers, and sell off the land.

      Point is, if I can't do with my wealth that I created as I please, I simply won't allow the government to do with it as it please. Yet somehow you and the other Communists think that it is better that the government get control of my assets rather than the people I choose, who may or may not be related to me. If I own a factory or a business, it's to no one's benefit that I can't give it entirely to the person or people whom I think will best run that business in the future.

      This stupid envy you and other Communists have (going all the way back to Karl Marx who was so ugly he couldn't get any, resulting in his supreme jealousy of anyone of true ability or good looks) has resulted in so much destruction in this country that family farmining is almost unheard of and the truly wealthy families simply work around the taxes through international accounts and setting up trust.

      Personally, I'd rather set fire to all my property before letting some useless leech like you who neither understands wealth creation and is jealous of those who can truly do it well get it after I die.

    33. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      Interesting enough, this same sort of force led to the idea of primogeniture, i.e., all lands and wealth going to the eldest son. The idea was that rather than splitting up a wealth creating system (e.g., an agricultural estate, or cobbler's shop, or whatever), it would remain intact and go to the eldest son.

      This led to younger brothers who, having no fortune to speak of, were forced to go out and make their own. They became knight errants (wandering knights), which laid the foundations for chivalry, gentlemanliness, and codes of male conduct up until the 60's, when we all became crass bastards again.

      For a (much) more complete history, check out The Compleat Gentleman by Brad Miner.

      One last thing: before anyone begins to salivate about a big inheritance tax: any sufficiently well-educated wealthy person would simply channel his assets into a Charitable Remainder Trust rather than let it go the government.

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    34. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the "Free OS" is your big choice is that all other consumer operating system companies except Mac OS went bankrupt. That's not a good thing.

    35. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make you feel even more inferior about your burger flipping job [...] stupid envy you and other Communists have [...] some useless leech like you who neither understands wealth creation and is jealous of those who can truly do it well

      Wow, you certainly are good at making assumptions, aren't you? Believe it or not (and given the general tenor of your remarks, you probably won't; your loss) I have a high-seven-figure net worth, the only burgers I flip are on the backyard grill. I don't know you, but statistics say it's likely that I paid more in taxes than you earned last year, so you might want to climb down off your high horse. My money is where my mouth is. I also understand that while I earned (and didn't inherit) my money, I didn't do it in a vacuum. Just to name one example, if I didn't have a government to regulate certain commercial activity and prevent abuses of monopoly power, it is almost 100% likely I could never have built the business that I did. (My industry contains an 800 lb. gorilla that would have squashed me had it been legal.) I could go on, but why bother.

      Personally, I'd rather set fire to all my property before letting some useless leech like you who neither understands wealth creation and is jealous of those who can truly do it well get it after I die.

      Wow are you angry. Well, go for it. I'll spring for the matches. We can think of it as evolution in action.

      I have no more use for knee-jerk reactionaries that never saw a tax they did like than for muddle-headed nitwits who never saw a tax they didn't.

    36. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      I also understand that while I earned (and didn't inherit) my money, I didn't do it in a vacuum. Just to name one example, if I didn't have a government to regulate certain commercial activity and prevent abuses of monopoly power, it is almost 100% likely I could never have built the business that I did. (My industry contains an 800 lb. gorilla that would have squashed me had it been legal.) I could go on, but why bother.

      I'm as good at making assumptions as you are at understanding economics. After reading your post, a better assumption might be that your networth, if real, is underserved since you needed government thugs to help you compete where you otherwise could not. Another assumption might be you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder towards the kids who did inherit money and didn't let you sit at the cool table in the cafateria, but you sure showed them, didn't you.

      Even if you wanted the gov'ment to have more money to throw around (perhaps to sue your more capable competitors), you would support the repeal of the death tax as it is a net positive in terms of government revenue. The government discourages a lot of taxable activity when people take evasive maneuvers to avoid the death tax - not to mention job destroying maneuvers. Money raised by the tax when it was in effect was relatively miniscule.

      However, if your real purpose is making sure all people are 'equal,' I doubt that would persuade you. Because destroying someone else's business over envy is certainly the kind of moral activity the government needs to be involved in on behalf of all those lacking the ability to derive self-esteem from their own works.

    37. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1
      Who cares what provisions are in there? It's a stupid, unfair tax on money and land that has already been taxed. It is just another way to steal money from you. Why don't they start taxing the air you breathe, it has just as much legitimacy as the 'death tax.'

      Consider this obituary from the Atlanta-Journal Constitution:

      OBITUARIES: MARIETTA

      J.C. HYDE, wanted no wealth, but farm.
      [Derrick Henry - Staff Saturday, March 6, 3004]

      J.C. Hyde was an unassuming farmer, land-rich but
      cash-poor. For virtually his entire life, he plowed by mule on his
      127-acre farm along the Chattahoochee River in east Cobb County, land he
      had lived on since his father bought it in 1920. Surrounded by pricey
      subdivisions, it had become one of the largest tracts of undeveloped
      land in metro Atlanta..

      The land survived the boll weevil and the Great
      Depression. Mr. Hyde intended to make sure it would survive developers.

      "I remember being there when a real estate
      developer drove up, as many did, and said: 'J.C. Hyde, I can make you a
      wealthy man,' " said Rand Wentworth, head of the Atlanta office of
      the Trust for Public Land from 1990 to 2002. "J.C. answered : 'But
      then I would not be happy.' "

      Mr. Hyde was plenty happy to live the way he did,
      in the log house he grew up in, with heat from a pot-bellied stove and
      water from a well.

      "I have running water," he joked in a
      1991 Atlanta Journal-Constitution article. "I run out to the well
      and get it."

      Working beside his brother, William
      "Buck" Hyde, he grew sweet potatoes, corn, okra, green beans,
      peas and tomatoes, selling them from the back of a pickup truck near
      Marietta Square. In 1996, Mr. Hyde was selling a bushel of his
      "Gold Nugget" sweet potatoes --- Grade 1 --- for $16.

      After a long day's work, he might pick up his
      fiddle and play some music.

      Mr. Hyde was a bachelor, not given to idle talk.
      "I remember picking sweet potatoes with him for six hours and
      during that period he never said more than four words," said Kevin
      Johnson of Atlanta, Chattahoochee River Program coordinator with the
      Trust for Public Land.

      He lived with his brother, also unmarried. While
      the men tended the fields, their four married sisters took turns cooking
      and helping with the domestic chores, said Mr. Wentworth.

      When Mr. Hyde's brother died in 1987 and left him
      his share of the farm, the IRS and state revenue collectors arrived.
      They assessed Mr. Hyde with a debt of $467,000 to the IRS and $96,000 to
      the state for estate taxes.

      "This is all something new to me," Mr.
      Hyde said in a Journal-Constitution story in 1991. "I never owed
      anybody nothing."

      The private, nonprofit Trust for Public Land
      worked out a deal in 1992 with the National Park Service to buy 40 acres
      of riverfront property from Mr. Hyde for $1 million, more than enough to
      pay the taxes. The deeded land would become part of the Chattahoochee
      National Recreation Area, safe from developers. Mr. Hyde, meanwhile,
      could continue living and working there.

      J.C. Hyde, 94, of Marietta died Wednesday. The
      funeral is 2 p.m. today at Roswell Funeral Home.

      "I have never met a better conservationist
      than J.C. Hyde," said Mr. Wentworth, now president of the Land
      Trust Alliance in Washington, a national umbrella of conservation
      organizations. "He cared for that land like it was family

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    38. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your incisive and insightful analysis of my personality, upbringing, toilet training, etc, is matched only by your command of rhetoric.

      I have two questions for you:

      Do you think that there is any legitimate role for government?

      If so, how should government be funded?

    39. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      Hello Coward,

      I oppose anti-trust laws because they violate individuals property rights. An ancilliary reason is that they harm the country's economy and make people less well off / inhibit a rising standard of living. And that is what we are talking about, not your lack of friends to discuss political theory.

      If you doubt my statements regarding anti-trust, witness the nation's formost trusted economist giving a long and broad explanation of exactly why here.

    40. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I personally don't trust that, or any other economist, because they can't see that the economy is basically religion rather than science.

      Beyond that- why should we have individual property rights? True enough, they were required at one time, long ago, when we didn't have a surplus of labor, to get people to do jobs that would not otherwise be done. But we're at the begining of the robotic age- just about any distastefull job that a human being won't do unless you pay them can better be done by a robot anyway. In other words, despite my handle, Marx is outdated, and so is Adam Smith and any form of economy based on a scarcity of labor. So, given that we've got way too many people and way too few jobs, why should we allow a few people to hoard cash and property, both of which rightfully belong to the government of the people?

      For proof that cash belongs to the government, take a look at where it comes from (hint, God doesn't create money, the US Mint does). Same thing with land, if it wasn't for the government killing off all of those pesky natives, you wouldn't have a farm at all. So neither of these items are, or can be, truly owned by individuals.

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    41. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I've always paid my parents back, with interest, though it's rare that they could lend me even $20.

      Secondly- it depends what you think the PURPOSE of the economy is for. As far as I'm concerned, the purpose of the economy is to provide basic needs to as many citizens as possible, not to increase the standard of living, the GDP, or to allow those PARASITES known as stock owners to live off of other people's work. If you're all for letting an entire class of people be idle, do nothing, and earn money off of your hard work, then yes, you'd be for the accumulation of wealth. But as far as I'm concerned, the super rich are the tapeworms of the economic system and we'd be far better off inventing NEW technology than forcing some people to worry about where their next meal is coming from and allowing others to be completely bone idle because they inherited their wealth.

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    42. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      No- not quite true. He's had publically altruistic reasons for everything he does; even down to claiming that without Microsoft, some of the smaller company's products that he outright pirated would never have seen widespread use.

      Internally, he's got the same screwed up liberal elite rich man ethics that a large percentage of Blue Dot Democrats do (socially liberal, fiscal conservatives).

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    43. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The rich have a totally different definition of morality than you or I, they can afford it. Didn't you ever read Pygmalion? Or see My Fair Lady? Morals are for the middle class, the rich can disregard them because there is no fine they cannot pay, and the poor cannot afford morality, for they must do whatever they can to survive.

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    44. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What better incentive for me to blow it all on cocaine and hookers.

      Better than leaving it to a few spoiled brat kids who are afraid to LIVE with it.

      Thanks Mr. Communist for not recognizing that property rights are causal. No rights = no property.

      Oh, I recognize it alright- I recognize that the entire concept of property has wasted more human brainpower than any other concept in the history of mankind. Management of property in all forms occupies a huge percentage of the work done in the United States- brains that would be better suited to creative tasks. Most of the fruit of the few creative tasks that DO get done, most of the profit of our production, gets siphoned off the top to provide for people who did NOTHING to earn that wealth, whether passed on to future generations for the mere luck of being born wealthy, or simply turned over to bankers, stockholders, lenders, and venture capitalists for actually allowing us to do what we would do anyway. This system is incredibly screwed up, all because of the concept of private property.

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    45. Re:Got to be a catch in their someplace by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      This is most likely- they see the handwriting on the wall, that there is no way they can compete with free. And thus, it's time to get out of the business.

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  11. Well, good. by scowling · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It doesn't make sense (to me) for a company to sit on top of massive cash reserves which represent, essentially, profit made by from the investment of stock buyers.

    But on the other hand, it wouldn't make sense for them to blow all of their reserves on dividends and buybacks. After all, not even Microsoft could be so arrogant as to blithely assume that they're going to keep making the kinds of profits they have been until the end of time.

    Um. Never mind.

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    1. Re:Well, good. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > But on the other hand, it wouldn't make sense for them to blow all of their reserves on dividends and buybacks.

      If, however, you're not sure whether President Bush will continue to tax long-term capital gains and qualified dividends at 15%, or President Kerry will demand that Congress undo the tax cuts, resulting in marginal tax rates on long-term capital gains of 20%, and all dividents at up to 39%, blowing some of those reserves on one-time dividends and buybacks over the next 12 months is a pretty good idea.

      Google for "special dividends", and you'll see that a lot of companies are doing this sort of thing (one-time "special" dividends of 5-10%, rather than merely raising their dividend by a few cents per share indefinitely) these days. You'll also notice that the trend started in the past six months -- right about the time people realized that the election is shaping up to be a statistical dead heat.

    2. Re:Well, good. by mitherial · · Score: 1

      mod parent up, this is the first explanation I've seen that makes any sense.

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  12. Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These are the actions of a company that realizes they are no longer a growth stock and is no longer looking to finance things via the market but rather reward consistent investors and enter into a "slow, continuous growth" mode instead of acting like a start-up. Investors will like quarterly dividends and the buyback will shore up the flagging stock price.

    Now, if only Cisco would buyback their stock (way too many shares floating), start expensing their options like a proper company and start paying some dividends, maybe they could be considered a grown-up stock as well.

    1. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by aralin · · Score: 1

      The dividend is about 1.08% return on investment, you can get almost twice as much from that ING savings account without risk. True, that 10% one time payback is nice, but thats one time... :(

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    2. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by garbs · · Score: 1

      Invest in an Australian ING savings account, mmm 5.25% interest.

    3. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by aralin · · Score: 1
      Invest in an Australian ING savings account, mmm 5.25% interest.

      Not that hard with 6% inflation on australian $$ :)

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    4. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by danharan · · Score: 1
      These are the actions of a company that realizes they are no longer a growth stock
      Shh! They don't want investors to realize the same thing. MSFT execs are hoping to cash out on juicy stock options before people clue-in to this.

      A P/E (price/earning) ratio North of 40 is just plain nuts unless you think said company is going to make even more money in the future- although creating new multi-billion dollar ventures isn't easy. MSFT is also besieged by open-source competitors (Linux, OO.org, Mozilla) that are gnawing away at their cash cows.

      So you're right- it seems as though the execs have figured this out. My question to you: any idea when investors will clue-in?
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    5. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Yeah but if the dollar keeps falling realitve to the Austrialian Dollar 5% in another currency might not look to bad to an American.

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    6. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a bit of research bud...

      http://zdnet.com.com/2110-1103_2-5081172.html
      S eptember 23, 2003, 5:44 PM PT

      "Cisco Systems, the world's largest maker of gear that directs Internet traffic, said Tuesday that it plans to buy back another $7 billion of its stock. With the announcement, the router and switch maker has authorized a total of $20 billion in stock repurchases since early 2001.

      The company, which is based in San Jose, Calif., said it has repurchased about $7.8 billion of the $20 billion total commitment. Typically, Cisco prefers to repurchase stock rather than issue a dividend to investors

    7. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has traditionally had an increasing share price, but this period of price expansion is almost certainly coming to the end. In the West we are almost at software saturation for most large volume items and there will be instead replacement of old software with new in these markets. The emerging markets with money (e.g. South East Asia) seem to be pushing, with government backing, for open source non-Microsoft products, so there probably isn't much of an opportunity there. (This could change, but the governments of the region seem very keen to foster open source alternatives - i.e. there is still a market there, but not one you could guarantee that Microsoft would win). There are other markets without an open source strategy yet, but often they are in areas with little cash to spend on Microsoft products, but it seems that these are the places Microsoft is targeting with its reduce cost windows licensing for recycled and donated PCs, which is a sensible option for Microsoft (get the market used to your products in advance of it coming down on one side of the fence or other).

      Microsoft's business will no doubt still increase, but there are less market opportunities for rapid expansion on which a rapidly expanding share price could be based. I.e. in the West the IT industry is becoming a mature one, and other markets are less easy to break into at the moment due to government pressure of lack of finances.

      since there will no longer be a rapidly expanding revenue base to drive share prices on there is a risk that large investors with commitments to deliver financial targets might up sticks and look for a new, more rapidly expanding market sector. The Microsoft board has a duty to preserve value in the company, and this includes stabilisation of its share price. Offering to buy back partly achieves this, and offering enhanced dividends may keep the large coroporate investors to stay with in the fold for a long term return.

      In the context of the maturation of the Western IT market and the possible lack of opportunities for Microsoft to exploit new markets, the actions Microsoft is taking are sensible.

    8. Re:Quarterly dividends better than Cisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about GBP? I get 4.5% interest and GBP inflation is less than 1.5%. My interest rate is tied to the BoE rate and is certain to increase more due to the massive housing boom that is currently occuring. Most estimates are 5% by year end and at least 6% by next year end.

  13. Panic! by nzgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Man, I knew MS were worried about their lacklustre share price performance compared to Apple, but this is a desperation move if ever I've seen one.


    Basically, this is a quick way to pump up your share price by almost three bucks, only to have it plummet by the same amount when it goes ex-dividend.


    Either that, or they are trying to lose that cash-mountain to make it less of a target for something over the horizon that we haven't seen yet. Think patent infringement lawsuit or something like that.



    1. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand completely. Why would MSFT care about it's short term stock price? They have billions in cash and no debt, so what good would a higher share price give them?

      This is for the good of the investors (including Gates and other MSFT employees). Why would shareholders want MSFT to have all the cash when they use it instead?

    2. Re:Panic! by spundun · · Score: 1
      Giving out dividends when a company is making profits is how the entire share based economy system is supposed to work. Especially when you have cash in reserve that you dont know what to do with.

      And god knows MS has got cash in reserve.

      Overall this is great because this gets money out again to flow crazy like sperms. Each of the stock-holders is going to decide on his own what to do with the money. I think thats how capitalism is supposed to work in a healthy state.

    3. Re:Panic! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >Either that, or they are trying to lose that cash-mountain to make it less of a target for something over the horizon that we haven't seen yet.

      "Oh, instead of $53 billion, they only have $49 billion in cash. Lets call off the lawsuit since its not worth it anymore."

      Great logic there.

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    4. Re:Panic! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      The one-time $3.00 per share dividend is extremely hokey though.

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    5. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that I've ever read something so stupid. You're going to need some serious karma to get yourself out of the hole.

    6. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You are one small-minded person. If you're going to compare stock performance, try comparing the last 5 years.

    7. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No serious investor will invest for the special dividend. In fact, as a long term shareholder, I'd probably vote against it.

    8. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:Panic! by locu64 · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that maybe if I was a short-term investor then Apple would be a hit, but since both companies were listed on the stock exchange I think you'll see that Microsoft has faired better overall.

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSFT&t=my&l=on&z=l &q=l&c=AAPL

    10. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll admit that maybe if I was a short-term investor then Apple would be a hit, but since both companies were listed on the stock exchange I think you'll see that Microsoft has faired better overall.

      Yeah, if you'd bought MSFT in 1985. Take a look at the same stocks over the last 5 years. You'll notice that in the last 18 months, Apple's curve has gone up while MSFT's has stayed pretty flat.

      I got one word for you, bunky: iPod. A product that's cool, trendy, hip, and carries with it a nice bundled little shopping experience called iTunes.

      Name the last consumer product that's generated that much buzz and that much profit for MSFT.

      And no, Xbox ain't it...

    11. Re:Panic! by nzgeek · · Score: 1
      You misunderstand completely. Why would MSFT care about it's short term stock price?

      Because rightly or wrongly, press articles and the stock price are about all Mr and Mrs Could-give-a-fuck see (and care about).

      What we have recently is lots of press about the iPod, and perhaps about the delays in longhorn and various lawsuits against Microsoft. Then we perhaps see Joe Analyst showing charts like this in the business news.

      Stock price is one thing that MS can easily (temporarily) affect, getting themselves a free "and MSFT jumped by $3 today" on the news.

      Mindshare.
    12. Re:Panic! by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      No, instead of $56 billion, they will only have $24 billion (and dropping, the stock buy back will cost money too) after the dividend.

      The grandparent is incorrect about how the dividend should affect the share price though. Although it has created a temporary bump, this should be less than $3 unless people really don't trust Microsoft with the money. It's not like the dividend announcement actual increases the value of the company. The only real effect it should have is to *reduce* the price of the stock after it is paid (as that reduces the assets of the corporation).

    13. Re:Panic! by AaronGTurner · · Score: 1
      "Man, I knew MS were worried about their lacklustre share price performance [cnn.com] compared to Apple [cnn.com], but this is a desperation move if ever I've seen one."

      This fits well with what I said in my previous post in a thread above. Apple has been able to captialise on its association with easy to use consumer-based products to bring out the iPod. This has filled a gap in the market, filled it very well, and the share price reflects this. Microsoft is also trying to break into this market too, but whether the Microsoft carries the same brand associations that would allow it to succeed is another matter - only really Sony have the same sort of clout in this area. This having been said, Xbox has been a very successful challenger to Nintendo and Sony in the gaming market, and it would have been hard to predict this 5 years ago.

    14. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I knew MS were worried about their lacklustre share price performance compared to Apple, but this is a desperation move if ever I've seen one.

      Yeah, and Linux is just about to rule the desktop.

      Dude, you're so clueless it actually hurt to read your comment.

    15. Re:Panic! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >No, instead of $56 billion, they will only have $24 billion (and dropping, the stock buy back will cost money too) after the dividend.

      And then they will gain, in the normal course of business $15B (cash flow) or $26B (gross profit). And this is not including "cookie jar reserve" accounting that are known to they use.

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  14. Who owns the bought-back stock. by Flat+Feet+Pete · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So does a buy back program mean that msft is buying shares in msft? This seems a bit odd as it creates a circular loop in the owenership. I own 0.0001% of msft, but that 0.0001% of msft owns 0.00000001% of msft.

    I understand that this is mainly to drive up stock prices, but could a company theoretically own itself. This stuff's confused me for a while.

    1. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by Flat+Feet+Pete · · Score: 1

      arse.

      that last line should have been:

      I understand that this is mainly to drive up stock prices, but could a company theoretically own itself? This stuff's confused me for a while.

    2. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course a company should own some of it's own shares. How else is it going to issue stocks to employees? Or buy other businesses. Rarely does a company pay all in cash for business, they usually just issue a certain amount of their stock to the owners of the business they decided to purchase.

    3. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      When they buy back shares it's not recursive. It basicly decreases the total amount of shares avaible. Thus making every other share more valuable, and a bigger "cut"/percentage of the company. (See Business Admin Majors are good for something!)

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    4. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by nzgeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no feedback loop. They buy back your shares, you no longer own them, so yes MSFT owns another 0.0001% of itself.

      Yes, a company could theoretically own itself. Much like a million and one Mom-and-Pop corner stores own themselves.

      The sharemarket exists as a way to distribute risk. A long time ago (in a galaxy fa...) MSFT said: "Hey we have this great idea to make software to sell to computer users, and we need money to do it. Rather than take out a bank loan, how about you guys (Mr and Mrs Mutual Fund Owner) shoulder some of the risk? If it works out, we'll both make lots of money!"

      If MSFT happens to make so much money that they can afford to buy the risk back from Mr and Mrs Shareholder, then more power to them. This is not the way it happens in reality though, because the risk always exists, and if MSFT happens to go down the toilet, they don't want to shoulder the entire burden. Better that Mom & Pop Shareholder take some of the pain too.

      Strange isn't it that most Fund Managers and Brokers never ever mention the 'Risk' part of the equation eh? They always talk about 'equity' and 'investment'.

      I'll say it again: the sharemarket is simply a way of distributing business risk. If you can't take the risk, invest in fixed income. Not as sexy and not as much possible upside, but not as much risk.

    5. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You own $300,000 of MSFT? That's a pretty hefty dividend cheque you'll be getting in the mail. Maybe you could spend a bit of it on a finance textbook.

    6. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by kalamazoo904 · · Score: 1

      You've got the wrong image.

      Once the shares are bought back, they no longer exist. As you surmise, the ownership value of the shares is evenly divided among the remaining shareholders. But that's it. If the company decides to sell new shares, it works in exactly the opposite manner. The company creates new shares and *poof* everyone else's shares lose some of their ownership value. (That's why it takes a vote by shareholders to authorize either share issue or share buy-back.)

      What you have to do is keep an eye on the number of "shares outstanding". That's the total number of shares ever isued in all public offerings. The number (1 / shares outstanding) is how much of the company you own when you buy one share. If new shares are sold, "shares outstanding" goes up and your shares go down in value. If shares are bought back, "shares outstanding" goes down and your shares go up in value.

      A company can't own itself. (It can be non-owned, however - that's a voluntary association.) If a buy-back is taken far enough, you get down to a point where there are only X investors left and none that are willing to sell. At that point no shares are traded (nobody in the group will sell to each other or anyone else), and the stock is no longer publicly traded, but privately held.

      Say everyone but one person uses the buy-back. In that case, 100% of "outstanding shares" are held by the last person (call him Bill), and Bill owns the company (in "fee simple", as the ancient legalese says).

      If Bill then "sells" his shares to the company, it's just funny accounting on Bill's ledger book. Bill still owns the company, he's just not describing that ownership in terms of "shares" anymore.

      I advise trying "Railroad Tycoon" or reading Heinlein's Time Enough For Love, the section set on New Beginnings; either one will give you a feel for how this works.

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    7. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, a company could theoretically own itself.

      No it can't. The corner store is owned by Mom'n'Pop, not by itself.

    8. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by FunkyMunky · · Score: 1
      Yes it then goes back into the corporation and in theory should eventually increase the value of the stock for the stockholders.

      In the past investors preferred receiving dividends as returns on stocks. However recently due to the effect of capital gains taxes it is not usually beneficial for most investors to receive dividend payouts. The theory goes that the less stocks that are outstanding (in general circulation) the higher earnings per share for the stockholders. Which should drive up the value of the stock, giving an indirect return which tends to be a lot more beneficial tax-wise.

    9. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by Sinterklaas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, a company could theoretically own itself. Much like a million and one Mom-and-Pop corner stores own themselves.

      That is complete and utter nonsense. Buying back stock means that the value of the company and the number of investors is reduced, but the investors that remain still own the entire company. Let's give an example:

      5 equivalent stocks are out there. The company is worth 5 million, so each stock is worth 1 million. The company now buys back 4 stocks for 4 million. The result is that the remaining stock is now worth the same as the company: 1 million. The company could buy back the last stock as well, but only by liquidating (selling all assets, thus going out of business). Another possibility is that the people who run the company use their own money to buy the remaining stocks, which would make them owners just like a Mom-and-Pop corner store. However, even then the company doesn't 'own itself', it just happens to be that the owners also run the company.

      If MSFT happens to make so much money that they can afford to buy the risk back from Mr and Mrs Shareholder, then more power to them.

      The reason that they are giving one-time dividends and buying back stock is actually that they make too little money. Let me explain: In the world of money, ROI is everything. Making 1 million on an investment of 1 million is good, making that same amount after investing 1 billion is not so good. Now, if a company has earned a lot of money in the past, but can't use this money to generate new profits, the value of the company becomes less and less. The stock is worth a lot (because of all the money in the company's coffers), but the profit is marginal. This makes investors very unhappy (unless the stock is increasing in value, but that is no longer a given for MS, since they are transforming from a growth stock to an income stock).

      A way to fix this is to simply give the money to investors (one-time dividends). This effectively decreases the value of the company, resulting in a better profit per invested dollar (but not per share). A second possibility is to buy back stocks. This is very similar to a one-time dividend, since company money is given back to investors. However, the dividend per stock also increases, raising the value of stocks. Some more info on the advantages and disadvantages of stock buybacks.

    10. Re:Who owns the bought-back stock. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Some people have taken a bit of an issue to your statement "company could theoretically own itself". I just thought I'd clarify.

      Let's say firstly that state law and your corporate charter allows this to happen.

      Then, say you have a like-thinking group who control the majority of issued shares, hence will always win shareholder/proxy votes. It's likely this group will be the board and major execs.

      Finally, these majority holders reduce all stockholdings through stock repurchase -- including their own, having the corporation they control buy their owned stock -- until they end up the largest block of shares, but the block of issued shares falls below 50%.

      Result: A self-owning corporation. The majority of issued shares are owned by the company, not by a real person.

      What does this mean? I still haven't figured that out. In practical terms, there are still shareholders. Hence, there are still owners of the corporation that you can legally challenge.

      In the extreme case, you can end up with a company with a couple of guys holding a few percent of the issued shares, but with the majority of the issued shares held by the company itself.

      I can only imagine that there could be law quirks (no, not law clerks) that allow this to happen, varying by state, which forgive the "minority shareholders" from certain fiscal responsibilities ... turning said corporation into a sort of LLC. But with the advent of the LLC, why bother to do this anymore?

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  15. No doubt about it by tux_deamon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft is great at one thing; making money. Unfortunately, being good at making money doesn't necessarily mean they have to be good at making software (at least considering how they've gone about it).

    1. Re:No doubt about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate to break it to you, but MS got rich by selling a decent 'consumer' product for a decent price. People don't NEED to run Windows, they choose to do so because, unlike Linux, it was designed with your everyday user in mind. Sure it has bugs, but it's easy to use and the machines are cheap that run it.

    2. Re:No doubt about it by tux_deamon · · Score: 5, Informative

      I guess you missed the Microsoft Antitrust Trial that was in all the papers the last few years?

    3. Re:No doubt about it by kantai · · Score: 1

      I think you seem to be missing something.

      Microsoft can make very good software (you think their employees are stupid?) And Microsoft will change their software when they see it is time to do so- they probably have a (many) team(s) of people that decide exactly when this date is.

    4. Re:No doubt about it by tux_deamon · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree with you. And that was my point.

      Microsoft is no doubt capable of making great software (VERY talented people working there). But they see no need to. Why spend money making MS Paint as good as Photoshop or implementing a 3D version of that same solataire we've played since 3.1, when the managers simply can't justify it from the time sheets to the balance sheets?

    5. Re:No doubt about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where it was found that Microsoft was a natural monopoly, and that Linux was too weak to even be considered in the same market as Windows.

    6. Re:No doubt about it by tomhudson · · Score: 1, Informative
      No, it was found that Microsoft had become a monopoly by engaging in specific illegal acts that hurt their competitors.

      Consumer Operating Systems are not a natural monopoly.

    7. Re:No doubt about it by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. It was explicitly not a finding that there was any evidence that Microsoft had acquired its monopoly in operating systems illegally. That's an important point: governments break up illegally acquired monopolies, independent of whether it will harm the companies involved or not. Judge Jackson's decision overreached, in part, because he used the wrong standard for considering the costs of the breakup to Microsoft. Since the monopoly was not illegally obtained, its fruits weren't illegal. Only the fruits of the illegal commingling of IE with the OS could be taken by the court -- and the government wasn't able to show that any of those existed.

    8. Re:No doubt about it by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Either you're very new to this subject or you're trolling. Have you considered that they've strong-armed OEMs for years to include nothing but Windows? In fact, it was a stipulation of those contracts that they had to pay the M$ tax even if an operating systems other than Windows was installed and that selling a PC without an OS was a violation of the contract.
      If you want to have a look at truly decent consumer x86 OS ( well, at the time) compare OS/2 Warp to Windows 95/98 or NT 4.
      In my opinion, the first truly decent consumer OS released by M$ was Windows 2000.

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    9. Re:No doubt about it by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "No, it was found that Microsoft had become a monopoly by engaging in specific illegal acts that hurt their competitors."

      Wrong. MS was found guilty of trying to keep the monopoly, not create it. Simply put: MS did not have the capability to become a monopoly so fast without people wanting it first. Don't remember the wave of hype surrounding Windows 95?

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    10. Re:No doubt about it by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      ". Unfortunately, being good at making money doesn't necessarily mean they have to be good at making software"

      Office isn't a good productivity Suite? Windows isn't a decent gaming OS with an awesome selection of games? Windows 2003 Server isn't a good server OS?

      Note: NotGood != SomethingBetterExists

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    11. Re:No doubt about it by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      " Have you considered that they've strong-armed OEMs for years to include nothing but Windows?"

      They didn't strong-arm enough OEMs to make a monopoly out of it. Hence the ruling that they were guilty of trying to maintain the monopoly, but not in initally creating it. I guess few people remember the massive explosion of computers sold back in 95 shortly after the Windows 95 hype reached its climax.

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    12. Re:No doubt about it by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      They were a monopoly well before windows 95, and they got that way back during the days of DOS - remember the payout to Caldera over DrDOS (originally Digital Research DOS)?

      And stuff like "DOS ain't done until Lotus won't run?"

      They engaged in specific anticompetitive acts in the 1980s, as well as illegal licensing schemes like this one - "We're going to charge you a license for every PC you ship, whether you sell our OS with it or not. Don't like that - well, then you can't sell our OS."

    13. Re:No doubt about it by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Windows isn't a decent gaming OS with an awesome selection of games?

      Having struggled with the DirectX interface occasionally, I'd have to say that the good games that are available for the Windows platform isn't because Windows is a good gaming OS - it's because Windows has so much market share, that the PC game manufacturers are willing to go through almost any kind of coding contortions to make games work for their customers.

    14. Re:No doubt about it by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Having struggled with the DirectX interface occasionally, I'd have to say that the good games that are available for the Windows platform isn't because Windows is a good gaming OS - it's because Windows has so much market share, that the PC game manufacturers are willing to go through almost any kind of coding contortions to make games work for their customers."

      Yes, you are correct. Given the opportunity to rewrite that statement, I'd say:

      "Windows is a good gaming OS, for the customers."

      Specified a bit. The customers don't care what the developers have to do. What they do care about is if they're running Windows, game support is a cinch. Install game, play. Install video card, install driver, reboot, play. Etc. It used to be a LOT harder a few years ago. Now you can be virtually care free. Pity most of the Slashdot crowd isn't up to date on what PC gaming with XP is like.

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    15. Re:No doubt about it by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Actually the PC gaming market is in heavy decline and that is mostly because of game consoles that takes a larger part of the gaming market.

      PC games are more strategy games and consoles are more action.

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  16. Something is cooking at Microsoft... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ...can anyone smell what's in their kitchen?

    It might be enlightening if some insider anonymously posted their newer long-term shift in direction. This is a pretty major change and their motivation is what?

    1. Re:Something is cooking at Microsoft... by hostyle · · Score: 0

      TBH, if they had any sense they would secretly invest in Linux and OSS. *very secretly*. If their plan of world domination fails, they've lost tuppence. If they do fail with the God Plan (TM) they can join Novell and IBM in making huge wads of cash off developers like you and I, same as IBM and Novell did when their Market Domination © plans fell to the ruinous wayside.

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    2. Re:Something is cooking at Microsoft... by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      might be enlightening if some insider anonymously posted their newer long-term shift in direction. This is a pretty major change and their motivation is what?

      IANAI, but my guess would be that on the one hand a transition from 'hot' (expected to rise) to 'value' (expected to hold) stock, and on the other hand, the possibility that Kerry becomes a president and reverts stock income tax from 15% to 35%. Apparently, a bunch o companies are doing a similar thing tight now.

  17. Confidence for future earnings is high by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    So where does all the 'MS are a doomed, paniced entity, directionless and running in fear of Linux' we see here on /. fit into this view ?

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    1. Re:Confidence for future earnings is high by kfg · · Score: 1

      So where does all the 'MS are a doomed, paniced entity, directionless and running in fear of Linux' we see here on /. fit into this view ?

      The fact that Linux and their dropping share price have forced them to make this move to retain investor interest.

      KFG

    2. Re:Confidence for future earnings is high by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      Simple: they're no longer a high growth company. If they planned on having huge market growth (enterprise and government, especially) then they wouldn't be playing the value game. Linux is partly undercutting their profits and slowing their market growth, and they see no change in the near future. I'd say that fits right into the /. view.

    3. Re:Confidence for future earnings is high by aldoman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the computer industry in the US and Europe is slowing. MS gets most of it's money from upgrades (either from direct upgrades or most likley, computer builders buying new PCs and bundling OEM versions of windows with it).

      To be honest, Linux really hasn't dented Microsoft's profits or growth *yet*, in the desktop space. Maybe it's had a small impact in the server space but nothing drastic. Over the next 5-10 years we will see Linux really doing MS harm now Linux is also maturing.

  18. Its a good thing I held on to those 15000 shares.. by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
    seriously how many /.actually have MS stock.

    I'd file this in the sucks-to-be-me dept.

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  19. Any company with that much cash by davidwr · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Any company with that much cash that they can't put to good use owes it to their employees to either invest it a la Warren Buffet, or disperse it to its shareholders so they can invest it or spend it as they see fit.

    I don't think Microsoft sees itself as an investment company a la Buffet's Berkshire Hathaway. They see themselves (accurately or not) as a technology innovation company.

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    1. Re:Any company with that much cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Microsoft did try to do the venture capital thing for a while during the dot-bomb era.

      Results were not exactly spectacular! I guess that this story marks the final end to that chapter.

  20. Won't affect current reserves. by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was thinking that I'd read that Microsoft was cleaning about 1 billion per month. If that's accurate and continues the stock buy back would not affect cuurent cash reserves only slow the rate it builds. That would result in a reserve growth of 18 billion over the next 4 years instead of 48 billion, while at the same time reducing the number of publicly held shares which will probably up the stock price.

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    1. Re:Won't affect current reserves. by khallow · · Score: 1

      As mentioned here (further on down the reply chain), there's a lot of options out there. If MS ever converts over to expensing stock options (they've stopped issuing new employee options but they haven't changed their accounting so I gather), then that excess cash may just disappear. I'm guessing that's one of the reasons they built up that much cash in the first place (though MS has always had a lot of cash floating around).

  21. Math Call! by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

    Isn't .08 .16? Fast-fingered Bill strikes again. Surprise, surprise, surprise. ----- G Pyle

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    1. Re:Math Call! by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      Sorry, previous post dropped the less than sign

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    2. Re:Math Call! by Osgyth · · Score: 1

      quarterly dividend payments of $0.08 a share (up from $0.16 annually) so... ((4*.08) = .32) > ((1*.16)= .16)

    3. Re:Math Call! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.8 * 4 > 0.16 . Read the article.

    4. Re:Math Call! by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

      Yes but quarterly is more frequent than annually so it works out to twice as much per year.

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    5. Re:Math Call! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moron

    6. Re:Math Call! by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      Was it you that put the "Anonymous" or "Coward" in the generic reply? Certainly not both, that's a lot of syllables.

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  22. First Flame by Auckerman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This could be because MOST public companies pay their profits every quarter to investors rather than store it in the bank. Microsoft begins to actually give their profits to their investors, which off the top of my head Redhat has always done (should they make a profit), and it's something "(I'll) never see Redhat do". I don't get the reasoning.

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    1. Re:First Flame by AT · · Score: 4, Informative

      Huh? Most public companies take their profits and reinvest them in the company. This may or may not help the company grow and reward investors by making the company more valuable. Some companies pay out dividends (i.e. pay out profits to investors), usually because the company is not easily able to expand so growth is not an option. This is commonly seen in large companies in mature fields; think heavy industry, mining, railways, etc..

      Redhat most definately does not give their profits to their investors; they are focused, like most tech companies, on growth, so they reinvest it in the company.

    2. Re:First Flame by WaterBottle · · Score: 1

      Depending on the company, some will pay dividends, some will maintain the funds for growth. Most large cap companies will look at using the funds managers to drive the stock price. Some funds have rules stating they can or can't buy dividend yielding stocks, others have the same rules on capital stocks. Microsoft has always done well in the past as it has had good growth. It now faces challenges around growth and seems to want to attract the funds that buy dividend yielding stocks. The original annual dividend was a starting point, but to me seemed a token offer, the restated dividend may attract more fund managers, only time will tell. As far as being either a growth or dividend stock, with $7B in R&D I think that Microsoft can pay the dividend and not lack funding for potential growth areas.

    3. Re:First Flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most public companies take their profits and reinvest them in the company.

      What do large cash reserves have to do with investing in the company? Aren't cash reserves by definition money that's not invested in the company?

    4. Re:First Flame by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      You're right of course, most companies pay dividends, but Microsoft has refrained from this practice because in their view the unfathomable growth in their stock value is reward enough. However the issue of a one off payment must mean they're crapping themselves that everyone will be wanting to dump Microsoft stock prior to December.

    5. Re:First Flame by AT · · Score: 1

      Cash reserves are an asset the company holds, just like buildings, office chairs and paperclips. And every share in the company, in theory, represents a sliver of that cash. The company might want to keep the cash around for strategic reasons (i.e. warchest) or it might figure it can get a better rate of return than expanding their business would. Regardless, it is still invested in the company.

    6. Re:First Flame by jwsd · · Score: 1

      Redhat most definately does not give their profits to their investors; they are focused, like most tech companies, on growth, so they reinvest it in the company.
      Did you mean reinvest it in the growth of company executives' wallets?

    7. Re:First Flame by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Informative
      Most public companies take their profits and reinvest them in the company.

      Historically, MOST large companies (eg, those in the S&P 500) regardless of industry pay a dividend on the order of 4% per year. Earlier in the 20th century, dividends averaged as high as 6-7%. Recently the average has dropped to 2-3%, which is a historical low. The tech companies that have gotten so big so fast in the last 20 years and still pay a tiny dividend are an exception, not the rule. Those companies have now reached a scale where it is unrealistic to expect them to be high-growth businesses (on a percentage basis), and are struggling to adjust to the fact that they are now "mature" firms.

      Microsoft seems to be making the adjustment somewhat more quickly than the other new tech giants. Realizing that rapid share price appreciation was probably gone for good, they quit issuing options to the employees and now give limited stock grants. Realizing that they have pissed off a lot of shareholders by accumulating $60B in cash that they can't seem to use, they are issuing the one-time special dividend and increasing their annual dividend (although it will still be on the order of only 1%). I suspect that the stock buy-back is aimed more at trying to increase the share price for those thousands of disgruntled employees holding worthless options than anything else -- buying shares is no better "investment" than using the money internally, something they don't seem to be able to do, but it does have financial effects.

    8. Re:First Flame by jaoswald · · Score: 2, Informative

      In theory, yes, but only in theory. A share in a corporation represents fractional ownership, but an individual shareholder can't exchange his share for that fraction of company assets. The best he could do is vote for directors who promise to auction off the company and give the proceeds to shareholders; it's quite rare that a publically traded company goes through that.

      In practice, that share has monetary value because of two possibilities:

      1) The company will distribute a portion of its profits as dividends. You own a fraction of the company, so you get a fraction of the profits. Just like owning your own company, but without the hassles of sole proprietorship.

      2a) Someone else will buy the share from you. Now, this someone else is motivated by possibility #1, perhaps in the distant future

      OR

      2b) In principle, even if dividends were not being paid, a person or corporation with enough resources could buy a majority of the shares and either begin paying dividends, OR, take the company private or as a subsidiary, and take the profits or liquidate assets that way.

      2B is usually just a theoretical floor to a stock's value when the possibility of dividends is still remote. I.e., why a "growth" company losing tons of money doesn't immediately go to zero stock price. In a bull market, the price is kept up by 2A, otherwise known as the "greater fool theory."

    9. Re:First Flame by rcamera · · Score: 1

      however, MS is also planning on buying back about 10% of the outstanding shares. this in addition to the fact that their annual dividend rate is also supposed to double would cause investors to want to hold their position, if not increase it. it would be easy enough to determine what "the experts" expect to happen based on upgrade/downgrades and recommendation trends as found on yahoo

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    10. Re:First Flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even have a clue how big MS is? Of course growth options are limited and seemingly insignificant relative to their size.

    11. Re:First Flame by starm_ · · Score: 1

      I think this means microsoft has realized it doesn't have much place to grow anymore. In fact it might have realized that its going to lose market in the future and its time to cash out before the money is wasted in failed attempts to gain or keep market. In a way, this is microsoft bowing down to its competition (open source maybe??)

      Just an idea.

    12. Re:First Flame by suffe · · Score: 1
      I suspect that the stock buy-back is aimed more at trying to increase the share price for those thousands of disgruntled employees holding worthless options than anything else


      Buying back some shares is no different then the one time divident payout they are talking about. It can be seen upon as asking their investors "do you want us to keep the money or do you want them as divident". Those that want it as divident sells the stock to MS (on the open market of course and possibly not with that exact mindset, but that is the effect). Those that want MS to keep the money simply doesn't sell any stock on the market. It might take a little thinking to see that this is indeed what happens. Granted my explanation wasn't the best in the world but my point still stands. If you don't take my word for it then there is always google to point you in the right direction.

      Point is, this should not be seen as "creating deman for the stock by buying it yourself and thus making the price go up". Buyback programs can generate movements in either direction depending on how the market reacts to it. What is important is the "divident effect", for a lack of a better expression, that it generates.
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    13. Re:First Flame by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Redhat most definately does not give their profits to their investors; they are focused, like most tech companies, on growth, so they reinvest it in the company.

      Go read Redhat's SEC filings (I did). They have about 90% of their money invested in bonds and other safe investments while only 10% is being spent on software development, sales, and marketing.

      Why do they keep such a large war chest? Maybe it's because at one point, they were burning money at a rate of > $100M per year. Now they are more fiscally responsible, so suddenly they have more money than they know what to do with.

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    14. Re:First Flame by aObie · · Score: 1

      This comment demonstrates a complete lack of understanding about by back and dividend programs. The fact that Microsoft is starting to pay dividends shows the stability of the company while the buy back program could perhaps signify that Microsoft is preparing to make big changes and would like to hold on to as much of its stock as it can. The point is that one should not confuse stability with a lack of growth. As much as you would like to infer that Microsoft is thinking it is going to loose market share from every piece of news that comes out, this is could not be further from the truth in this case. On the contrary the fact that they are paying dividends (and their 60 billion dollar cash reserve) signify that Microsoft is not going anywhere in the near future.

    15. Re:First Flame by starm_ · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by stability. Isn't stability lack of growth? Microsoft used to be able to spend all its extra cash on growing its value, now it has accumulated much cash because it can't find good ways to spend the money to grow efficiently like it used to be able to. I'm not saying MS is going to go bankrupt. I'm just saying MS seems to realize it has reached the top and it can't go much higher anymore it can only stay even or go down.(with enough competition) MS realises its time to share the profit, make a steady flow of income to the shareholders. It realizes that spending the money is a waste unlike in the past when their value could go up in the result of their spending. It realizes its P/E ratio is going to go down soon to a more reasonable stable level. And I think I am justified in thinking that this might be a sign that they are starting to be over the hill.

    16. Re:First Flame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BuyBack: IBM has been doing it for over a decade, and it has proved to be good business.

      Investors bought a share at $120, now the company buys it back at $30. That's a very easy way to make money, besides it rewards stockholders who ... uhmmm ... hold.

      In the long run IBM had to change its business model, now it is a service company that rents consultants and most of its business have been reshaped around Linux. Operating Systems have become a commodity which you can download for free, therefore there is more money to be made by introducing Java/J2EE in big corporations and selling hardware to run those applications.

      You may think it is a weak model, since Java applications can run on standard hardware, but big corporations' managers have an image to protect, which is easily protected by FUD. That said, it is only FUD that remains the same.

  23. Well it makes me happy by tekunokurato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just won $100! I bet my buddy that they couldn't come up with a better investment than a direct financial return to stockholders, and I was right (he thought they were going to buy somebody big). The bet's been going since late winter when they announced they'd have a plan for their cash by mid-summer.

    It really is a reflection of their growth prospects. Until now their stock value was still banking on a good deal of growth, and this announcement makes it clear that they probably won't achieve that.

    Actually, an interesting stat is that something like only 15% of stock buyback approvals in major companies actually materialize into actual buybacks.

    1. Re:Well it makes me happy by powerpuffgirls · · Score: 1

      Maybe your buddy has been sitting on 10,000 MSFT shares? So if MS bought somebody big, he wins and takes $100 and continues to sit on MSFT shares; if you won, you take away $100, but he's now getting $30,000 dividend. Win-Win situation.

    2. Re:Well it makes me happy by hostyle · · Score: 0

      I just won $100! I bet my buddy that they couldn't come up with a better investment than a direct financial return to stockholders, and I was right (he thought they were going to buy somebody big).

      You may have to pay him back real soon. I heard rumours they just bought Canada. How they could possibly make money from it I'll leave to your buddy to decide.

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    3. Re:Well it makes me happy by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      MS supposedly had negotiations to buy SAP. But that didn't go anywhere.

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    4. Re:Well it makes me happy by tekunokurato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and I was worried about that one, but it definitely fell through, and good for ms that it did; SAP is very, very distant from what they are really good at. Complex crm implementations are not their bag!

  24. in effect, it's canceled by davidwr · · Score: 3, Informative

    It has the same effect as if the stock was bought back then the shares canceled. If I own 25% of MSFT, and MSFT buys back half of its outstanding stock from other people, I now own 50% of MSFT. I say "in effect" it's canceled because depending on where MSFT is incorporated, it may "hold" this stock as "treasury stock" so it can resell it later without "issuing" new stock. If it does not hold treasury stock, the stock is "canceled" and will have to be re-issued if MSFT wants to "sell" it.

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  25. Discounts court cases and Linux by Quirk · · Score: 1
    "...the availability of competitive products or services such as the Linux operating system at prices below our prices or for no charge;..."

    This basically says the future looks bright ahead. MS is paying out much of their warchest. Any threat Linux may pose has been discounted. MS believes they'll hang onto their 96% of the market and do so while growing new products.

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    1. Re:Discounts court cases and Linux by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > This basically says the future looks bright ahead.

      No it doesn't. I'd say it is a combination of many of the reasons already discussed and one that hasn't

      1. MSFT stock has been dead in the water for several years.

      2. Microsoft is transitioning from growth stock to stable megacorp.

      3. But my fav is this line of reasoning. It is a forgone conclusion that sooner or later a major destructive Outlook/IE worm is coming. Something along the lines of a Warhol worm with a destructive payload. If a script kiddie doesn't do it Al Queda will. On that day, a $60B cash horde goes from a club to threaten competitors with to a siren call for trial lawyers that hasn't been heard since the heyday of the tobacco lawsuits. Imagine the Fortune 500 (ok, 499) joining into a Class for the mother of all class action lawsuits.

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  26. Netcarft confirms by Isbiten · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Windows stockholders are dieing. In this recent event that will bring more money to the stockholders, many of them fell off their chairs with a hearattack after getting the RSS feed from overlords.net

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  27. Interesting by jbellis · · Score: 1

    but what about the $3/share special dividend? How many outstanding shares are there?

    1. Re:Interesting by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      There are 10.79 billion shares outstanding.

    2. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be willing to bet MOST of that stock buy back will be in the form of Options buy back. As the top 5% are creating about 4mil a month. lots of options... But overall its a good time to be a MS stockholder...

  28. Guess who benefits from the $3 dividend payout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates! $3/sh amounts to more than $5b for Bill's current holding of MSFT. This is on top of whatever the public pays him by bidding up MSFT tomorrow. It''s already up $1.50 in the after market.

  29. 401ks and mutual funds by Thumpnugget · · Score: 5, Insightful

    seriously how many /.actually have MS stock.

    There is a very good chance that anyone with mutual fund investments in growth funds that deal in mid-to-large-cap stocks will own a bit of Microsoft. Since I'm guessing there are quite a few people who are gainfully employed reading Slashdot that are probably younger, probably have a 401k, and probably are choosing longer-term investment options to grow their money, I would bet a significant percentage of (the gainfully employed) Slashdotters own a chunk of Microsoft, whether they realize it or not.

    I can't give you exact figures, but I know that I indirectly own a little chunk of Microsoft and I'm guessing a lot of other people here do too.

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    1. Re:401ks and mutual funds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some money in a S&P 500 tracking mutual fund. Microsoft makes up a small fraction (~1 or 2%) of the value of this fund. It happens.

  30. Nothing's cooking at Microsoft... by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    This is not a major change. Doubling the yearly dividend still puts almost no dent in their cash reserves. Check how many billions they make each year and work it out.

    The one-time $3 dividend serves a few purposes. It keeps investors complacent again. They became complacent when dividends were first announced. But now that the markets are up and their stock is stagnant investors are looking for better returns. This "proves" more value in their stock. To really distribute most of the cash reserves as they're supposed to (speak with Ralph Nader) they would need to pay out more than that every year, but notice they won't commit to that. They pay a one time "large" amount, then buy back a large amount of stock, so those periodic $.08 are now much smaller payouts (because there's less outstanding stock) and the stock that's left public is worth more. It's also a display that they are a value stock, no longer a growth stock. It's also a HUGE payout to the major shareholders: Bill Gates and friends. So don't be surprised if someone leaves right after the payout. This may be a friendly gesture to an insider.

    The buyback is something they do very often, but not usually too big. They almost need to do it now because their stock and revenue growth are stagnant. The buyback plus one time dividend will pump up the stock price for at least a little while. When their P/E ratio falls into a position between value and growth stocks their share price will go up further for a long time.

    Business as usual.

  31. Dividend tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So basically since the dividend tax changed, microsoft is giving all its money away. Has to make you wonder especially since Bill and crew will get a lot of cash with minimal taxes now. Conspiracy hat engaged: Big business tells Bush Administration, our companies have lots of cash and we want it since we have lots of shares in said company that has lots of cash. Change tax law and then we can divest the companies of the cash and put it in our own pockets. Sure some small investors will get some money too but they don't own 23% of said company like I do, boo-yaa.

    1. Re:Dividend tax law by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      I don't think theres any need for the conspiracy hat here, or even just a cheepo tin-foil hat, its well known that Bush loves his special laws that seem so nice to the average joe because they give him afew cents, but are loved by the rich because they give them a few billion cents. And he would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for those pesky share-holders.

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    2. Re:Dividend tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what a conspiracy - especially when you look at the known facts:

      1) Investors want to pay less taxes on their investment!

      2) Republicans favor lower taxes!

      Quick, call all the reporters you can and let them know that republicans and investors are both trying to get lower taxes!!!!!!!

    3. Re:Dividend tax law by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      Bill will be giving his $3 dividend payout to his charitable foundation.

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    4. Re:Dividend tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he will get the dividends which there will be some tax liablility, then give his $3 to his own charity wiping out that tax liability and probably anyother tax liability. Don't get me wrong, the Bill & Melinda Foundation does good work and I applaud Bill for giving, don't get lost in the donation. The wealthy give for a number of reasons, one of which is to offset taxes, another is that it makes you look good.

    5. Re:Dividend tax law by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      Uh... you don't pay much tax do you? I'm no expert but in my tax bracket a donation wipes out 17% of my tax liability IIRC. I still owe tax on 83% of the money I handed to the charity.

      Charitable donation does NOT absolve you of paying tax on the income you donated.

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    6. Re:Dividend tax law by donutello · · Score: 2, Informative

      Charitable donation does NOT absolve you of paying tax on the income you donated.

      That's not quite right. When you donate an amount of money to a charity you are absolved of all tax on that amount. However, your total tax savings are only equivalent to your marginal tax rate.

      In other words, when you donate $100,000 (say) to charity, and your marginal interest rate is 17%, you save $17,000 in taxes but you're still out the $100,000 you donated so you have an effective loss of $83,000.

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    7. Re:Dividend tax law by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah I screwed that up. Thanks for the correction.

      This is why I use Tax Cut. :)

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    8. Re:Dividend tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have your conspiracy hat on, you should realize that the bigwig insiders have lots of ways to transfer company money to themselves without going through tedious, plebian, income taxes on dividends. There's no motivation for Them to lower dividend taxes when They can already scoot around them.

    9. Re:Dividend tax law by Hassman · · Score: 1

      I believe there is a cap on what can be used for a tax write off in this case.

      I know the capital gains tax write off is capped at about 3000 per year. School expenses are about that level too.

      I can only assume that charity donations have a similar cap.

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    10. Re:Dividend tax law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what Kerry's "Breck girl" John Edwards did. He incorporated himself and took his law practice salary as a dividend. He saved himself a half-million dollars in taxes.

    11. Re:Dividend tax law by donutello · · Score: 1

      Nope. No cap.

      Here's how the capital gains tax write off works: Say you have income of X dollars and lost Y dollars through capital losses. You can now deduct the amount of money you lost from your income subject to a $3,000/year maximum. You can carry over your losses to the following year, however. This makes sense since the money you lost is due to a risk you took and if you had made the money you wouldn't be paying full income tax on it anyway so capping the deduction is a good idea because it protects small investors without providing an unfair advantage to high rollers who gamble and lose.

      The charitable donation deduction doesn't work that way. If you have income of X dollars and donate Y of it to charity, you will only have to pay tax on X-Y dollars. It's as if you never earned those Y dollars - which makes sense since you didn't keep any of it. You may be subject to Alternate Minimum Tax, however. I'm not quite sure how that works since I've never had to deal with it.

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  32. At least they noted it by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1

    Lots of companies which faced competition from disruptive technologies have failed to acknowledge that their markets were under pressure. Microsoft is even trying to respond, within the constraints (handicaps) imposed by their business model.

  33. Why not.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, why don't they pay out that promised money for forwarding all those emails to Bill could test that email tracking software? I mean, I musta sent that thing to several hundred people expecting to reap big cash rewards and I haven't even seen a dime!

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    1. Re:Why not.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Doh! :g/to Bill/s//so Bill/

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    2. Re:Why not.... by julesh · · Score: 1

      At a guess, it didn't work so they don't know who to pay. Come on, what do you expect from beta testing MS software?

  34. Pump up stock price? by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1

    The value of the company is the same after this announcement as it was before, but ex-dividend it goes down by three bucks a share. The only reason to bid up the price is if you expect the stream of dividends to continue, which it may well fail to do.

    1. Re:Pump up stock price? by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

      Since when did stocks have anything to do with the assets of the company?

    2. Re:Pump up stock price? by nzgeek · · Score: 1

      Hrrm but if you buy shares for $x + $2, then get a $3 payment and sell the shares for $x, then you've made $1.
      Hence why the share price (not the value of the company) will likely inflate close to $3.

  35. robbIE expands use of PostBlock censorship devise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kode, in favor of returning to publishing stuff that matters.

    the daze of the phonIE payper liesense hypenosys stock markup FraUD softwar gangster execrable, is WANing into coolapps/the abyss.

    tell 'em robbIE?

    all is not lost?

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators.... bringing newclear power/meaning to life, since/until forever. see you there?

  36. Deja Quote. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Board of Directors also approved a four-year, $30 billion, stock buyback plan."

    Some never listen to AC's about Microsoft.

  37. Instead of rewarding stockholders... by CapnKirk · · Score: 1

    ...why not reward the employees with serious profit-sharing?

    I'm an investor in stocks, but I've always thought the employees deserved a bigger piece of the pie than the shareholder.

    It might even reign in on some of the insanity of the markets...nah. "Fear and greed" will always rule.

    1. Re:Instead of rewarding stockholders... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      In Mexico, employees are entitled to a percentage (albeit VERY SMALL) of their company's earnings each year. I guess it's kind of nice, but I've always thought it was rather socialistic. The employees are already paid for their services and are taking no risk so why should they be entitled to a share of the profits? If a company wants to give employees a stake in the company so that there is some motivation to do a better job, fine, but a legal requirement to give employees a piece of the earnings? Doesn't seem right to me.

    2. Re:Instead of rewarding stockholders... by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      " I'm an investor in stocks, but I've always thought the employees deserved a bigger piece of the pie than the shareholder. "

      Most capitalists would disagree with you... I'm ok with your view though, although I wouldn't do it exactly as you are suggesting. What companies should do is make equity ownership as part of their compensation. This already happens to some degree but it needs to be more popular. This way, anything that benefits the company benefits the workers--at least to some degree...

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    3. Re:Instead of rewarding stockholders... by CapnKirk · · Score: 1

      I'm not proposing legislated profit-sharing. I believe in capitalism, having lived in Europe for 15 years and seen how socialism works. Both systems have their excesses and I would not want to discourage investors. I was thinking more of the philosophy of why corporations exist.

      If a company has so much loose cash that it cannot be productively plowed back into the company, then a greater percentage than now is practiced ought to go to the *productive* employees. And, yes, equity ownership (stock options, etc.) is an excellent way to go, from personal experience.

      Of course, if you have top management just feathering their own nest, instead of looking at their jobs as stewards to the shareholders and employees (let's all spell together: E-N-R-O-N), then all this is moot.

      I work with a former Microsoft employee who retired at 40 and uses that financial freedom to volunteer and generally contribute to society. He's the perfect example of what I'd like to see more of with profit-sharing. Unhappily, not everyone or even most are going to do with their lives what my co-worker does...

  38. Sweet! by daringone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You get 32 cents a year for owning stock that cost (as of end of day on 7/20/04) $28.32. A whopping 1.1% dividend! WOOHOO!!! Tell ma I'm buying her a house!

    1. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but that dividend is pretty significant. The $3 at the end of the year is even more significant. This is a major announcement.

    2. Re:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see. Buy stocks with the expectation that you'll get a $3 bonus dividened.
      Never thought of that before. Easy money.

    3. Re:Sweet! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Well yeah but if you bought the stock for 20 dollars two years ago, that's where you make the real money.

    4. Re:Sweet! by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Don't be sucked into this too easy. The stock price will drop by about 3 dollars a share on the execution date of this 3 dollar dividend.

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  39. It's a way to invest in Linux! by argoff · · Score: 1

    MS could never invest in Linux boom without going against it's share holders. But if they give the shareholders cash instead, and the share holoders invested it themselves, then it is OK.

  40. The question is, who owns the company? by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A long time ago (in a galaxy fa...) MSFT said: "Hey we have this great idea to make software to sell to computer users, and we need money to do it. Rather than take out a bank loan, how about you guys (Mr and Mrs Mutual Fund Owner) shoulder some of the risk?
    The partnership model (essentially, a corporation without the legal features of limited liability and tradable shares) has a far longer history than banks.
    Yes, a company could theoretically own itself. Much like a million and one Mom-and-Pop corner stores own themselves.
    No they don't. Every one of those stores is owned by people. A corporation can own shares in other corporations, but there are limits to the depth you can nest "holding companies"; ultimately the ownership devolves to individuals, trusts (under the control of individuals), and the like.

    If MSFT buys back shares, then some people who once had shares have cash instead and the remaining people own a bigger fraction of the company. It's like some of the owners of a partnership allowing another partner to cash out, paying her off from the assets of the business.

  41. Good news for investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates owns about 1,117,678,329 shares right now, so this gives him a nice payout of about $89.5 million per quarter, without having to sell a single share. And that $3 per share return of capital is even juicier.

    One should always be suspicious when a company tells investors "you can invest this money better than we can" by issuing a dividend. Usually it is either a gimmick to boost the stock price, or a method for the management to extract lots of $$ from the company.

    1. Re:Good news for investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sixteen cents dividend per annum on a 30 dollar per share investment sucks. You would do better putting your money into a bank certificate of deposit.

    2. Re:Good news for investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BULL.

      I think I can decide how to spend *MY* money better. The stock is mearly a *LOAN*. Yes a loan. I give you X dollars you give me cash back as a 'cut of the pie' as it were. That is the WHOLE point of stocks. That the percived value of the stock goes up and down is secondary to the reason for stocks. You can turn percived value into real value by selling stock. You can make money that way as well and many do.

      At the current price the buy back that they are also doing will increase the value by at most 10%.

      Also keep in mind they do not have a money market account at the local back where they are keeping 54 billion in cash. They *HAVE* it in investments. Look in the prospectus for the company they invest in a LOT of smaller companies. Did you know one of the companies they invest in is Apple? They do not have a HUGE lump sum of cash just sitting there making 1% interest. They have it invested in bonds, stocks, and other easily convertable devices. You are going to actaully see a dip in some things they are invested in as they are 'getting out' of that market. So they can use that money for the 3 dollar div, and while they do buybacks.

      ALso everyone knocks Gates for having such a pile of MS. Well guess what HE BELIVED in his company. Big shock there huh? Many CEO's do this. If you had the option (hehe) of having billions of stock in a growing company wouldnt YOU take it?

  42. What??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Strange isn't it that most Fund Managers and Brokers never ever mention the 'Risk' part of the equation eh? They always talk about 'equity' and 'investment'.


    I guess you've never read the prospectuses that mutual funds are required (by law) to distribute to you and you are required to sign acknowledging having read prior to purchasing shares?


  43. Not affected? by ptarjan · · Score: 1

    It seems that their stock hasn't been affect by this much. I wonder why it didn't just by $3.00 instantly?

    1. Re:Not affected? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Info came out after markets closed...

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  44. Math lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is equivalent to those stocks ceasing to exist.

    Let x be the factor of itself that a company owns, and Y be the factor of shares that you own. Since for every stock you actually own, you in effect also own the stocks the company owns, the number of shares you own actually translate to Y*(1 + x + x^2 + x^3 + x^4 + ...) shares. This is equal to Y/(1-x) (since x 1).

    Now, if those x shares ceased to exist, the total number of outstanding shares would be (1-x) and the percentage of the company you owned would be Y/(# of outstanding shares) = Y/(1-x).

  45. After hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the afterhours stats.
    It's up nearly 2 dollars.

  46. Re:Its a good thing I held on to those 15000 share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own indirect (401k, etc), and direct as in I will be getting some of that $ out of M$.

    But I also do not belive that MS is the king of all evil on computers. I think we users are. We all buy the stuff and we all have contributed to what MS is today. Yesterday it was IBM, today they are 'the big evil company' tommorow it will be someone else...

  47. Good news by ektor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is great news for Microsoft. It means it's going to keep focused on its current businesses and not do any big crazy move like buying SAP, Disney, Sun or something stupid like that.

    Most boards with that much money at their disposal would be tempted to get themselves on the headlines but the Microsoft leadership has always been sensible.

  48. This is funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because it means this year I'll get a bigger bonus from Microsoft than I will from my employer (Apple).

  49. The beginning of the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No, not of Microsoft. Calm down. No, I'm talking about the beginning of the end of Microsoft being viewed as a growth company. Consider. At the moment, Microsoft is trading at a price/earnings ratio of 41.65. Its dividend yield is 0.57%. Now, people will buy stocks for one of two reasons: either for capital gains (growth in the value of the shares), or for dividend yield.

    Why would you buy a set of shares that are yielding 0.57%, when you could put that money into cash and get 2.1% in an online savings account? (And that's without looking very hard -- I'm an Australian, unfamiliar with US financial products.) Short answer: you wouldn't. So you're buying those shares with the expectation of capital gains.

    Now, why do shares appreciate in value? Short answer: the company increases its earnings, or the investing public expects to see an increase in its earnings over the next N years. Ultimately, you would expect to see those earnings paid out as dividends, maybe with some of them kept in the company.

    What does this have to do with Microsoft? They're starting to make the transition from a growth company -- one that invests its earnings back into the company, to grow the value of the company so it can earn more money -- into a yield company -- one that pays out a significant chunk of its earnings to its shareholders.

    Microsoft needs to pay out a hell of a lot more than it is at the moment to sustain its current share price. I don't see it happening any time soon; the market is close to saturated, and they can't shift as many overpriced boxes of software as they used to. Maybe -- just maybe -- this is where the value of Microsoft's shares start to drop to more realistic levels ...

    1. Re:The beginning of the end? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      ING Direct pays the most for short-term so that isn't necessarily reflective of the typical bank. In any case, I don't think MS is anywhere near a 'value' company. As you said, MS needs to pay out far more in dividends before people looking for income will buy it. You basically need around 3% to 5% dividend yield. With the new changes, MS will pay around 1% dividend. I think what MS will become is an IBM. You know, a blue-chip tech company with decent growth but not amazing growth.

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  50. I'm not an economist but... by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This seems like just a way to make the stock price rise. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but:

    1. Give away a big one time dividend (stock is immeidately worth that much more/share).

    2. Buy back your shares, increasing demand for them, thus increasing the value.

    3. Buy back your shares, creating less total shares (since I'd assume the shares would no longer be outstading shares and not traded), thus increasing the value of each share.

    It's interesting, but kinda weird. As another poster said, they couldn't figure out what else to do with the big pile of money they had sitting around.

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    1. Re:I'm not an economist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 and 3 are the same effect.

      Stock buyback programs are extremely common. Before the change in dividend tax laws, they were a more tax-efficient way to return money to shareholders. The rise in stock price would be taxed at capital gains rates, while a direct dividend would be taxed at income rates.

    2. Re:I'm not an economist but... by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Kinda. Let me respond point by point.

      1) Giving away a big one time dividend actually *decreases* the value of the stock by the amount of the payout. So in this case, when the dividend execution date hits (nov 17th was it?) the stock price will decrease by 3 dollars. This occurs because the value of the company is now less. It has paid out a sizeable chunk of its assets to it's investors, thereby devaluing the corporation.

      This really isn't seen so much now, but it occurred a lot back in the day (or so I'm told) when it was common for corporations to have high yields. Now it is usually over-looked because corporate dividends are too small to really effect the corporation's value.

      2 / 3) As the other poster said 2 and 3 are really the same thing. The stock buyback will of course take shares off the open market thereby increasing demand and thus the price per share.

      I don't really have anything else to say...I just wanted to get my two cents in about your first point.

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    3. Re:I'm not an economist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems like just a way to make the stock price rise.

      They are a public company, thats what they want. In fact, its their fiduciary duty to try to make the stock price rise.

    4. Re:I'm not an economist but... by mdfst13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      1. No, it doesn't make the stock worth more, as it doesn't increase the assets or income of the company. In fact, once they pay the dividend, it makes the stock worth less (the company's assets are reduced).

      2 & 3. No, a buy back cancels itself out. It reduces the assets of the company (cutting the stock price) while decreasing the number of shares of stock (increasing the stock price). The two effects exactly cancel each other.

      The only way that either increases the stock price is by removing the risk that the company will go bankrupt and lose all that money. Once it is distributed, the company can no longer spend the money. As such, any increase in the stock price is saying that Microsoft is likely to become a money losing proposition. As a result, the stock should drop less than $3 per share, but it should still drop.

    5. Re:I'm not an economist but... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      It isn't their fiduciary duty to make the stock price rise - as other people have amplely pointed out, the $3/share divident reduces the stock price of the company. The closest analogy is that their duty is to produce a return on their investor's investment.

    6. Re:I'm not an economist but... by weighn · · Score: 1

      I'm not an economist either, but didn't/don't they have such a massive pile of cash that getting rid of a bit in this manner doesn't make any difference to their going backrupt or ability to spend, lend or acquire - let alone the stock price. Besides, there's probably also some tax writeoff involved :)

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  51. Dividend Policy is Irrelevant by Nept · · Score: 1

    Residual theory suggests that dividend policy is irrelevant as investors are indifferent between dividends and capital gains.
    It is the assets of the firm that generate the stream of income - how that stream is distributed (dividends or capital gains) is irrelevant.

    Higher Dividend -> Lower Profit Retained -> Lower Capital Investment -> Lower Profit -> Lower Divident Growth

    Low Dividend -> Higher Profit -> Higher Capital Investment -> Higher Profit -> HIgher Dividend Growth

    If you wish to generate capital, sell shares.

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    1. Re:Dividend Policy is Irrelevant by ZeeTeeKiwi · · Score: 1

      The parent is correct when he says an investor is neutral between dividends and capital gains, tax effects not withstanding.

      This is something else as well though, - the signalling effect. Usually by raising dividends a board of directors is trying to signal that they're confident that profits are rising, and doing so in a sustainable way.

      However paying out special one-off dividends and stock repurchases give the opposite signal - they're saying the company has no profitable use for the cash, can't invest it in a profitable way and may as well give it back to the investors so they can get better returns with it elsewhere.

      One other thing - MS used to say they needed the cash hoard because they saw multiple imminent threats and needed a defense warchest. This could be an indication that they no longer see such threats as mortal. I still hope they're wrong!

    2. Re:Dividend Policy is Irrelevant by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I think it's more that they can't buy anything with that much money, and spending an additional 10 billion/yr on R&D would be difficult to impliment in the next decade. By and large shareholders have been screaming for the cash for several years and the company has been stalling saying that they need it for court cases and settlements with the hatchet "sold" to Europe and SUN (Larry's words) and most states settling for small amounts of cash. They have no excuses not to give the cash back to shareholders. Also the switch to stock grants from options means that the cash doesn't boost executive pay and the big shareholders get a nice bit of income.

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    3. Re:Dividend Policy is Irrelevant by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      " One other thing - MS used to say they needed the cash hoard because they saw multiple imminent threats and needed a defense warchest. This could be an indication that they no longer see such threats as mortal. I still hope they're wrong!"

      They actually said that the lawsuits have been mostly settled. Otherwise they wouldn't pay it out...

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    4. Re:Dividend Policy is Irrelevant by Nept · · Score: 1

      tax effects not withstanding

      and brokerage fees. the residual theory doesn't neccessarily apply to individual investors, like myself since paying anywhere from $15-60 on brokerage fees can become a significant pct of the total investment.

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  52. I'm a stockholder & I like this by gelfling · · Score: 1

    This is good news. period.

  53. Re:Its a good thing I held on to those 15000 share by bnenning · · Score: 1

    seriously how many /.actually have MS stock.

    Me, for one. It's partially a hedge; if MS actually does achieve complete dominance (Longhorn, .NET, and Palladium everywhere, open source effectively killed by IP laws, etc), my career options become a lot worse, but at least I'll make a decent profit.

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  54. Pay attention to the backstory..... by blackhedd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This move was not entirely unexpected, you always give the investors' money back to them if you can't find anything better to do with it. Microsoft has always been an extremely disciplined purchaser of companies (you know what I mean if you've been f****d by them). What this is saying is that there are no really good opportunities at MSFT's current scale. It also means, if you're paying attention, that the center of gravity of tech investment (eventually becoming innovation) is moving elsewhere... FOSS is driving a secular change in our industry.

  55. Doom 3 upgrade, baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Thanks to Microsoft, who have payed for the kick-@$$ new PC I'm going to buy in a few months once Doom 3 and Half Life 2 are out.

    Fantastic.

  56. Re:Why don't they buy VA Linux stock instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on

  57. Will gates sell all his shares? by e1618978 · · Score: 1

    $30 billion will buy back 1 billion shares - which is how many shares Bill Gates has. I wonder if Bill will take advantage of the stock buyback in order to sell his whole stake in the company?

  58. Heaven Forfend by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    that they spend any of that $50 billion actually advancing the state of the art in computer science.

    Oh, no, we need a stock buyback plan. Definitely more important for Billy Boy.

    Fucking assholes. It's absolutely amazing how scummy Bill Gates actually is.

    I always wondered what Melinda - an MS employee - thought of him being directly quoted as saying that MS could hire women at half the salary of men and make them do the grunt work because "they're only women."

    Of course, once you snag a billionaire, I guess any feminist thoughts you might ever have had go out the window.

    Microsoft must be destroyed! By any means necessary!

    Mod this troll! Mod this flamebait! Is that all you got, huh? Are you nuts? Come at me!

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  59. Loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    inheritance taxes are easy to get around. Just "give" everything to your kids, with the understood arrangement that it's really yours until you die.

    It's practically a tradition in Sweden...

    1. Re:Loopholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a smart system, they also tax gifts.

      They do that in the Netherlands (although it's still wise to give regular, limited gifts, which are exempt from taxes).

  60. Private Company! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...but could a company theoretically own itself..."

    Yes, the company could proceed with the buy-back until it takes itself private, i.e., no more pesky outside shareholders!

    A lot of small but profitable companies are currently thinking of taking themselves private to avoid the expense of the red tape caused by the Sarbanes-Oxley Bill. Compliance can cost a large percentage of a small company's profits!

    Of course, this won't be done by a series of small buybacks!

  61. Take Off the Rosy Coloured Glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means that Microsoft ***must*** maintain 96% market share and they ***must*** grow new products!

    No more slacking off in the "campus"!!!

  62. microsoft-watch by narsiman · · Score: 1

    With the amount of microsoft news being posted, Slashdot is slowly morphing into microsoft-watch. M$ is discussed more here than any other discussion group in the planet !!

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    1. Re:microsoft-watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

  63. Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Hassman · · Score: 1

    It is a shame you don't understand what it means to be a corporation. MS exists to make its shareholders money. This is exactly what they are doing / have been doing / will continue to do.

    It is not up to the corporations (MS in this case) to advance computer science. It is not up to the corporations to find a cure for cancer. It is not up to the corporations to invent the longer lasting light bulb. I'll say it again to be clear: Corporations exist to make money and to make money for their investors.

    That being said, most of the time (and I do mean most here) these two things are one in the same. The corporation needs to innovate / invent / advance society to make money...but it is not necessary.

    When it is all said and done, MS is doing exactly what they should do. They have made a product that the world wants, uses, and perhaps (now) needs. In my opinion they innovated along the way and they continue to innovate. Not so much with their OS, but with some of their other programs. Excel is one of the best programs I've ever seen. MS Money is right up there too. Visual Studio has spoiled me as a developer...

    Bitch if you want, but the stockholders are happy, MS is making money... they are doing exactly what needs to be done.

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    1. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      You're clueless about Microsoft and corporations and what is correct and incorrect about the behavior of either.

      Another Windows idiot.

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    2. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Would you like to back up your statements with anything solid, or is it safe to assume childish namecalling is as sophisticated of an argument you're going to present?

      If you are still in college, take an econ / finance class. If not, you might want to pickup an investors business daily or wall street journal to learn about this stuff. Whether you like it or not, this is capitalism at its finest.

      And just to point out, I never once supported their OS...just MS as a corperation.

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    3. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You don't bitch out a lion for chasing down an antelope; that's what lions do.

      Well, this is what corporations do. They're making a ton of money, so they're throwing a dividend out to the share holders, i.e. the people who gave them money when they needed it, as a big 'thanks.' Then, they're buying back their stock, as they don't need it out in the hands of random people any more.

      How come /. only bitches about monopolies when it's Microsoft, and not any of the other vicious companies that make Microsoft look like a babe in the woods?

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    4. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      I quite know what corporations are and what they do.

      You and the rest of the pro-Microsoft posters are merely bowing down to the rich because they're rich. Microsoft could be advancing the state of computer science by funding basic research with that $50 billion and then reap the profits of that research which would make the company even more profitable and even more powerful.

      But no, like the rest of the CEO morons, you prefer some short-term stock manipulation that makes you look good, but changes nothing fundamentally.

      This is a fucking PR move, nothing more.

      It's on a par with Gates "charity" which does nothing more than launder his stock for him to dodge SEC rules. Or Ted Turner's billion-dollar donation to the UN, which gets him a huge tax writeoff.

      Get your heads out of your asses. These people do NOT DO CHARITY WORK - unless it pays off for them in cold hard cash.

      This is an incredibly fucking waste of a massive financial resource. And you morons are clueless.

      Of course, I suppose one could say that since Gates was not doing ANYTHING with it before this, I suppose buying back their stock is a LESS wasteful use of it.

      Idiots.

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    5. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Hassman · · Score: 1

      You and the rest of the pro-Microsoft posters are merely bowing down to the rich because they're rich. Microsoft could be advancing the state of computer science by funding basic research with that $50 billion and then reap the profits of that research which would make the company even more profitable and even more powerful.

      Well, they are. They spent about 7 billion last year on R&D and they will spend another 7 billion next year: click me! You can throw only so much money at something before you are effectively wasting money.

      It's on a par with Gates "charity" which does nothing more than launder his stock for him to dodge SEC rules. Or Ted Turner's billion-dollar donation to the UN, which gets him a huge tax write-off.

      You've got to be kidding me!!! The Gates charity just gave like 50 million dollars to help fight the world AIDS epidemic...you're telling me this is only done to dodge SEC rules?!?!? Are you mad or just stupid?

      The tax benefits exist to *help* or *reward* those who help others. Trust me, at the level of income gates makes there is very little benefit for him to give to charity or not give to charity. Generally people with this much money give because they *don't need any more money*. When you are worth billions, why hoard a few hundred million? You think he's going to benefit from that tax write off? Please... A drop in the bucket my friend.

      And you morons are clueless.

      We're the clueless ones? So far I've seen no argument of substance from you. You call me a moron and an idiot, but the more you talk the more you show that you don't have a good understanding of the situation, or of the business world around you. You 'anti-Microsoft' people are so hypocritical.

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    6. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      They spent $7 billion on R&D? Says who? Them? Where are the results? Avalon? Longhorn? Gimme a break. Everything in those products is already being worked on in Linux by people with NO money!

      The Gates charity hands out $50 million? And how much money does the Gates charity HAVE? Last I heard it was at least $10 BILLION! What percentage of that is $50 million? Do the math!

      Of course you've got to throw some money around to make it look good or the IRS will have your ass.

      You think tax writeoffs are small change? You think Ted Turner's $200 million a year donation writeoff is small change? Are you his accountant?

      Like I said, clueless.

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    7. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Hassman · · Score: 1

      You're right. You're absolutly right. MS said it so it must be lies, falcities and error. Stop with the conspiracy theory shit already. If you truly think that MS has done nothing to further the state of computers, business, and technology you are slower than I thought.

      Good for people who work on Linux. News flash: Linux hasn't advanced "computer science" much either, at least not that I'm aware of. Please prove me wrong here. Links, some hard evidence! Seriously, I'm curious... What I see is a group of people working on a great OS that pretty much does the same thing as MS, Mac, and Unix... WHere is the great advancement of computer science? For this I look to the universities.

      I'm sorry about my Gates charity reference. It isn't 50 million, but 150 million. And they gave 1 billion in 2003. I'm tired of doing the leg work for you, so you can look it up. While we're on the topic, how much money / time have you donated to charity recently?

      Do you know how much Ted Turner is worth (a few billion at least)? Yes, 200 million isn't much for that man. I'm not saying it isn't a large % of his yearly income, but you have to think economies of scale here... If I have a billion dollars 200 million means A LOT less to me than if I had 500 million. I'm begging you, stop with this argument, you don't understand what you are talking about here.

      Oh and the IRS will not 'have your ass'. It is your money, you earned it. Once you pay your taxes they are done with you. Speaking of taxes, there are many better ways to shield income than charity donations, so if these billions wanted they don't have to give away a cent.

      God, I feel like I'm talking to a 3 year old child who doesn't understand that c-a-t doesn't spell "dog".

      This debate has long since been over, so unless you can provide some evidence to back up your thinking, I'm done with you.

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    8. Re:Yes, I'm responding to Flamebait by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Right. You're done with the ruminant evacuation.

      Have a nice day.

      Another clueless /. nerd boy.

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  64. This was all predicted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone recently suggested that Microsoft's final solution was to use all of it's cash reserves to buy back outstanding stock shares to reduce the comapny's liabilities on the stock market.

    Face it! With Microsoft's current stock prices and the number of outstanding shares, balanced against the real assets they have, the smartest thing that Microsoft could do is to buy back as many shares as their cash reserves will support (reducing the real money that they would have to pay to stockholders) and then close the company!

    If you still own Microsoft stock, I'd be dumping it! This is the first move in a long line of moves to shaft their stockholders. Better get out now, while the getting is good!

  65. Read Mark Cuban's views on this by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    He has shared his views on Microsoft's moves in his blog. Essentially, he is of the opinion that the dividend is good for shareholders, the stock buyback is good only for insiders.

    Cuban has a very interesting blog, even more so for NBA fans. (For those who don't know, he's the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, an NBA team. He made his billions selling Broadcast.com to Yahoo! back in the dot com bubble.)

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    1. Re:Read Mark Cuban's views on this by bhima · · Score: 1

      Which is why I am surprised they have not quietly bought back most of their stock during downturns and bad press events

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  66. Short answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no

  67. Clueless by losttoy · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is clueless as to what to do with the piles of cash they have. They don't seem to have any bright ideas on deploying this cash to reap more returns.

    1. Re:Clueless by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is clueless as to what to do with the piles of cash they have. They don't seem to have any bright ideas on deploying this cash to reap more returns.

      Yeah, dude, you tell them! If only Microsoft would do the right thing and listen to guys in their mother's basements, instead of $10000 an hour bussiness consultants... Maybe they could even become a proper bussiness, instead of this poor $1 bn a month generating, $50+bn cash reserve sorry excuse for a company. Clueless, that's what they are.

      I'm sure Netcraft is about to make an anouncement...

    2. Re:Clueless by losttoy · · Score: 1

      What business consultants? The same ones that valued dotcoms based on eyeballs?

      Btw, what business of Microsoft generates profit other than Windows and Office?

  68. RTFA by talaphid · · Score: 1

    RTFA TSIA HTH HAND

    (other repliees did the math for you on the difference between "quarterly" versus "annually")

    1. Re:RTFA by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, God forbid they should write the article in consistent units. I expect you'll be defending the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight.

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  69. they need money by Do+Smth+Plz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft just needs more money. That's why they share. They are looking for more stupid home investors, at whom recent articles and made-up pools are aimed. They fear of the possible trend change for the stock price.

  70. Dvorak was right! Microsoft is shutting down... by alispguru · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe not right, but he called the stock buyback over a week ago. Maybe Gates is going to take his ball and go home.

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  71. Re:Dvorak was right! Open Source Windows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the same thing, if it happens do you think they will really open source windows as one last "fuck you!" to linux?

  72. If MS cured cancer you'd find a problem with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft cured cancer and ended all war you people would find a problem with it. I can only imagine how unsuccessful you must be in life that you HATE anyone and everyone who accomplishes anything. Go ahead and mod this flamebait or off topic. Your opinions do not have any effect in the real world, stock dividends do however.

  73. Help censor the American press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Support ethnic cleansing in Palestine and help censor the American press!
    If you are at an American University we are recruiting active censorship drones to spy on fellow students, lecturers and guest speakers on behalf of the Israeli government.
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    Due to our endless appetite for weapons of mass destruction our economy is unsustainable and we require your support. WMDs don't come cheap you know. It costs $$$$$$s to terrorise a whole region.
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    The Israeli military is hiring expatriates with a military background to monitor the prisoners and maintain watchtowers. If you are blinded by a covetousness of other peoples land, but have a keen eye with a sniper scope you would be the ideal candidate for our border watchtower division.We need your help. Sponsor an Israeli colonizer.If anybody criticises you,point a finger and call them anti-Semite,it worked for the Liberty.

  74. great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great, now we get more garbage. :P

  75. Will boost whole stock market by peter303 · · Score: 1

    MSFT will jump $3 (12%) immediately when the news becomes public. MSFT is a significant component in the each of the three major market indexes.

    1. Re:Will boost whole stock market by avail · · Score: 1

      In assessing the upward movement of MS stock, you have to take into account this dividend's effect on future revenue. MS currently makes a lot of money from Interest on their cash. The loss of that revenue will discount the upward movement potential.

      You also need to consider the less tangible impacts of a payout like this. MS is essentially saying that they cannot beat the markets rate of return with this money (i.e. their potential expansion and growth opportunities are not very lucrative or simply non-existent). The perception that MS might not be able to expand much more will also discount an upward swing on the share price.

      I would be surprised to see MS rise much more than $1, maybe $1.50.

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    2. Re:Will boost whole stock market by nullhero · · Score: 1

      The news is public and it hasn't jumped more than 1.5% as of the close of today's market.

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  76. Re:Dvorak was right! Microsoft is shutting down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will never get modded up, since the Machomos here on slashdot hate dvorak

  77. Chivalry by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    Knights were hardly the chivalrous gentlemen that modern literature portrays them to be. Reading non-simplified non-romanticized histories of the Middle Ages will make that clear pretty quickly.

    Chivalry was more of a thing for stories and songs. No doubt there were some chivalrous knights, but most knights were noblemen out to enrich themselves and gain power. Some others were no more than thugs. The knights and lords along the Rhine extorted money from ships passing by. If a ship declined to pay, it would get sunk. These were known as the robber-knights.

    The average knight tended to act mostly in his self-interest, but might do a few acts that could be constituted as chivalrous. The Middle Ages was a rather lawless era where brutality often got people ahead.

    The supposedly noble and chivalrous knights of the Crusades sacked and looted everything in their path as they headed for Jerusalem. The Hungarians and Byzantines were particularly pissed off at the Crusaders. They gave permission for the Crusaders to pass through their lands, and all they got in return was a swath of destruction where the armies had passed. Upon entering Jerusalem, the Crusaders immediately proceeded to massacre the entire population regardless of religion and went out of control for a few days as they looted the city.

    Chivalrous indeed. Back then as now people were selfish bastards intent on gaining wealth and power.

    The amount of brutality and backstabbing by the knights and noblemen of the Middle Ages was incredible. Kingdom were very decentralized, and the only enforcement of law for knights was provided for by the ruler of the area, usually at their whim. Kings, dukes, and so forth usually had little control over their vassals, so enforcement was only provided if it was in the best interests of the enforcer.

  78. Everyone Missing the Boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is only one reason Microsoft has decided to do this dividend: their shareholders will otherwise lose the money in the near future because of massive civil lawsuits. Why? because Microsoft's huge security holes only leave them two options as a company. 1) Patch them and kill thousands of applications (lawsuits). 2) Don't patch them and leave everyone vulnerable (lawsuits). The board came to the conclusion to disburse the money now (to the shareholders) before the courts take control of it.

  79. Bah! by TaraByte · · Score: 1

    Forget about ethics, just invest in tobacco and firearm companies. You can make a lot of money that way. Seriously.

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    Security is inversely proportional to the commitment of one desiring to circumvent it.
  80. Methinks Microsoft Is Going Private.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    If this is the case, it will be an interesting thing to see from a socioeconomic and geopolitical standpoint....