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  1. Re:and then block porn / 3rd party candidates / fr on GCHQ Planning UK-Wide DNS Firewall (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    It's England. More than two parties is encouraged.

  2. I can compile my own dicktionary. Please cuntinue the good work.

  3. I don't use twitter...

    Nice post on an article about Instagram.

  4. Re:Still too dark on A Very Detailed Dissection of a Frame From DOOM (adriancourreges.com) · · Score: 1

    .. presenting us a black screen and calling it a day.

    I see what you did there. Nice!

  5. Re:Stop linking to CNNMoney. on Wells Fargo Fires 5,300 Employees For Creating Millions of Phony Accounts (cnn.com) · · Score: 2

    Built on NT Technology.

  6. Re:Not a completely accurate check on Half Of People Click Anything Sent To Them (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    No. No they didn't. Because, whom the fuck would do that??!!!

    Who would do that. Whom told you to write it like that?

  7. Peer reviw on EmDrive: NASA Eagleworks' Peer-Reviwed Paper Is On Its Way (ibtimes.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reviw is sooooo important....

  8. Re:Rust will replace them all on C Programming Language Hits a 15-Year Low On The TIOBE Index (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 'cause Rust never sleeps...

  9. Re:Glorious leader... on North Korea Unveils Netflix-Like Streaming Service Called 'Manbang' (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read that as shiny bacon?

  10. Re:REMEMBER THE HINDENBURG! on Researchers Find Game-Changing Helium Reserve In Tanzania (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    The Hindenburg disaster was in 1937, there was no Kaiser. There was a hateful, little reichkanzler with a funny moustache.

  11. Re: Wrong! They were made by Jesus on Computer Simulations Point To the Source of Gravitational Waves (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Have a look at the Europe map again. See Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Iceland? That's were the "Norse" came from. It's Europe.

  12. Owls on Why Drones Could Save Door-To-Door Mail Delivery (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Just owls

  13. TIDAL on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Preferred Music Streaming Service? · · Score: 1

    When I was looking for a streaming service there was Spotify and Wimp. Spotify required facebook login at the time, so Wimp it was. I later found that Wimp had much more Danish music than Spotify. Then JayZ bought Wimp and called it TIDAL, so now I'm on TIDAL. Here in Denamrk only old ladies buy CD's.

  14. Re:What exactly ... on PayPal Denies Twitch Troll $50,000 Worth In Refunds (ubergizmo.com) · · Score: 1

    What exactly is Aaron Rodgers?

  15. Re: Really? on Tesla: Model X Accident Caused By Driver Error, Not Autopilot (computerworld.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, three sensors. Like The Minority Report.

  16. It's a lost battle... on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Create A Highly-Secure Password? (securitymagazine.com) · · Score: 1

    Any password can be cracked in just one guess, I only depends on how good you are at guessing.

  17. Re:Start of a new relationship? on Microsoft Sells 1,500 Patents To Xiaomi To Build 'Long-Term Partnership' (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Ronald Reagan was considered for the role as Rick (first Rick-roling in history?), but it went to Humphrey Bogart. Ronald Reagan would have been a little more Microsofty.

  18. As anyone, who has squashed a spider on white wallpaper, knows, bugs become far more noticable when squashed.

  19. Keep it coming! on Real-World Pong Created by Amateur Builders (geeky-gadgets.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm looking forward to the computer simulation of real-world pong.

  20. Re:Too many floppies? on Microsoft Urged to Open Source Classic Visual Basic (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 2

    and bob's your uncle.

    In this day and age it might as well be Alice.

  21. Re:Fake negative on Code Quality Predicted Using Biometrics (vice.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    not validating inputs is the best example

    but it sill happens.

    There, you proved it!

  22. Re:How much is the Jap $ compared to say Amer $? on Attackers Steal $12.7M In Massive ATM Heist (mainichi.jp) · · Score: 1

    Japanese dollars? Seriously? Have you ever heard of currencies that are not dollars? Such as yen?

  23. Re:SJW much? on Employers Struggle To Find Workers Who Can Pass A Drug Test · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wriote withj myu penioisd, yuo imsensitivre clopd!!!

  24. Re:Lol... on Employers Struggle To Find Workers Who Can Pass A Drug Test · · Score: 4, Funny

    That said, I make $500,000.000/year.

    $500,000 is a lot of money. Even without the three decimals...

  25. Re:Climate change causing extinction? on Global Catastrophe, Even Human Extinction, Isn't All That Unlikely (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Justinian's plague was 541-542 AD. And it never made to the Americas or Australia. So those percentages seem a little harsh.